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Should Microsoft Put Office On the iPad?

theodp writes "Microsoft is working on a touch-friendly version of Office for Windows 8, writes GeekWire's Todd Bishop. But what about Microsoft Office on the iPad? 'The decision,' Bishop says, 'will say a lot about Microsoft's priorities in this new era. The company can give Windows 8 a boost if it makes Office exclusive to Windows-based tablets. But that's also a risk. The iPad's momentum not only in the home but in the workplace opens the door for Office alternatives to take hold on the Apple tablet, posing a challenge to Microsoft Office.' Over at Minimal Mac, Patrick Rhone feels Microsoft has bigger problems than the lack of Office apps for iOS and Android. 'Like the curtain finally falling from the Wizard of Oz to find just a small, frail, man pretending to be far more powerful and relevant than he really was,' writes Rhone, 'Microsoft's biggest miss was allowing the world to finally see the truth behind the big lie — they were not needed to get real work done. Or anything done, really. And that will be what ultimately kills them.' Perhaps, but BusinessInsider — which finds it just can't quit Excel — also makes a case for why Microsoft should put Office on every platform. Speaking of the future of Office, did you ever notice how people use MS-Word to convince people to use Google Docs?"

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  1. Would *I* use it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device. There are people in my same department at work that I have seen knock out multipage emails on one as if sitting at a regular computer.

    I dunno, I just can't do it so Office would be worthless. My iPad is basically a youtube, game device, photoviewer, and mastubatory aid (porn).

    I guess I'm a retard

    1. Re:Would *I* use it? by Phrogman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Despite all the spite and screaming against Apple that will populate this thread, I thought I would point out that people are *still* judging the iPad as if it were a laptop.
      Its perfect for what it is: a tool that is great for certain uses, and not for others. I wouldn't do programming on one, its not suited to it - even if you use a keyboard - in my opinion but if I want to view images, watch TV off the net, use Netflix, its a perfect tool. Its well designed, performs well, seems fairly bug free, easy to use, quite portable, has good if not great battery life etc.
      All that said, my wife bought an iPad, and stopped using her netbook entirely at the same time. It is serving all her needs - including writing (using a keyboard mind you) quite well, and I have yet to hear a complaint.
      If I had a need for one, I wouldn't hesitate to buy one myself. I am however a desktop person. I hate laptops, netbooks etc. I might get an iPad at some point but I will most likely never buy a laptop or netbook.

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    2. Re:Would *I* use it? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device.

      Of course not. That would be questioning the Holy Apple, and you don't question the Holy Apple. Instead you do mental gymnastics to avoid admitting any flaw.

      On the rare occasion that I need to do any real typing on my iPad I just use the keyboard dock (or a bluetooth keyboard when traveling).

      I agree that most people use tablets as a consumer device, and carrying a keyboard around the office 'just in case' is ludicrous, but real productivity apps and a dock will give users the opportunity to use their tablets for more than just consuming content or casual emails, etc. Lot's of people have docks on their desk for laptops or netbooks, so why not tablets?

      As long as the users can get to the content they require (not a given when documents are stored on file servers) then a tablet/dock solution will work for some users.

    3. Re:Would *I* use it? by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      And this is a silly point. I was going to buy a BT keyboard for my ipad on several occasions but every time I had it in my hands and walking to the register I put it back because the words in my head kept ringing..."If you need to type that much, just grab the laptop you always have with you anyways"

      I have never seen anyone that has an iPad and uses it for business, have only that iPad. they always have a laptop as well.

      I know a lot of people are attracted to the fiction of only having a thin light ipad with them all day long for all uses, but it's not reality. I simply reach down and flip open my 17" macbook and do serious creation work. it wakes up within 30 seconds and is ready to go.

      If the person is a very tiny weakling waif, they can get an ultrabook like an air or other type to have a light compliment that they can not get winded and pass out carrying around.

      Why try to make a tablet do everything? why not use it for what it was created for? a compliment to your PC.

      I just wish that a real version of Microsoft One Note would hit the ipad. you can't do handwritten notes on the ipad version. so my ipad stays in the case and the Fujitsu tablet comes out in meetings.

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    4. Re:Would *I* use it? by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's a media consumption/review device. Office readers would be great. Office is such a pig for resources otherwise, that compositional tools would be plainly insane to port to iOS.

      The question itself if a fishing attempt to find feature interest. Office is coming to Windows 8 in one form or another, so do they bother to port it to iOS? Same chipset (ARM) same form factor (tablet) same profile of consumer (please, no sandals vs loafers arguments).

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    5. Re:Would *I* use it? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And this is a silly point. I was going to buy a BT keyboard for my ipad on several occasions but every time I had it in my hands and walking to the register I put it back because the words in my head kept ringing..."If you need to type that much, just grab the laptop you always have with you anyways"

      This is very true - for those that have laptops. As tablets become more powerful and more popular, individuals and companies will have choices to make: laptop, netbook and/or tablet? It probably won't be one of each (and may only be one if budgets continue to shrink). Some Android tablets already offer video out options, and it's not farfetched to see a tablet replacing a netbook or laptop when hooked to a docking station for some users.

      It's not all about the right now. In 2, 3 or maybe 5 years, things will be very different (just look back a few years and see how far tablets and smartphones have come). I don't subscribe to the 'everything on the cloud' philosophy, but the 'cloud' isn't going away and many companies are embracing it for file & data storage. The cloud is a solution to some of the problems created by portable devices. Microsoft needs to find its place in all of this, and better pick soon because in a few years it won't be as easy to get traction, marketshare or mindshare.

    6. Re:Would *I* use it? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      Then buy a bluetooth keyboard for when you have to do hardcore typing.

      Problem solved.

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    7. Re:Would *I* use it? by dimeglio · · Score: 2

      Since you can VNC or RDP over to any computer, I've used Excel and Work on the iPad and it's not bad at all provided the RPD/VNC app can make the touch-screen emulate mouse functions properly. This however, will also be a challenge for MS' version of Office.

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    8. Re:Would *I* use it? by nurb432 · · Score: 2

      Actually it is a valid solution. Since most of the time the iPad will be used as as a tablet, the need for the keyboard will be limited. I also didn't suggest to carry the keyboard around.

      Leave the keyboard at the 'office'..

      Now it would be nice if you could use a mouse at the office too..

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    9. Re:Would *I* use it? by kikito · · Score: 2

      Dude, it's going to be laptops all the way. Enterprise-wise, touchscreens have advanced this much: 0.

    10. Re:Would *I* use it? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope, I have an ipad 2 and they're nonfunctional. I wish slashdot would change the interface to make them usable on touchscreens.

      I wish Slashdot would change the interface to make it just plain useable.

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    11. Re:Would *I* use it? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      No way. Typing on my iPad is one of the most awkward things I do in a day, but I don't blame the device. There are people in my same department at work that I have seen knock out multipage emails on one as if sitting at a regular computer.

      What you need to be able to do is dictate to the iPad, and simultaneously use a pen/stylus to make any corrections/adjustments on screen.

    12. Re:Would *I* use it? by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Moderation doesn't work on my iPad 2, either.

    13. Re:Would *I* use it? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      It has already been said that Office will come out of the box on Win8/ARM - so the price is $0.

    14. Re:Would *I* use it? by nightfell · · Score: 2

      It's a media consumption/review device.

      But it's not *only* a media consumption/review device. People who say things like that really just sound arrogant.

      Office readers would be great. Office is such a pig for resources otherwise, that compositional tools would be plainly insane to port to iOS.

      The iPad runs iWork apps just fine. And there are Office-compatible apps for the iPad. And MS Office ran on significantly inferior platforms for many years just fine. The iPad has more than enough RAM, CPU, and storage for Office. The OS can handle it (it's based on Nextstep).

      The question itself if a fishing attempt to find feature interest.

      The question has been asked since the day the iPhone was announced. People have wanted Office on all their devices since the Palm Pilot.

      Yet MS has, by failing to put Office everywhere, let the cat out of of the bag: you don't really need MS Office. Geeks have been saying this for about two decades now, but iOS has demonstrated this to the average person.

      Office is coming to Windows 8 in one form or another, so do they bother to port it to iOS? Same chipset (ARM) same form factor (tablet) same profile of consumer (please, no sandals vs loafers arguments).

      Because iOS has been around for half a decade now, and Windows 8 isn't even out yet. Because there are already hundreds of millions of iOS users. Because (as one of the articles points out), this has shown people that they don't actually need office, and by extension, don't need Windows or Microsoft in general.

      And besides, didn't you just say it would be insane to port it to iOS? But you're now saying it's inevitable it will come to the ARM version of Windows? WTF?

    15. Re:Would *I* use it? by thoth · · Score: 2

      I have never seen anyone that has an iPad and uses it for business, have only that iPad.

      Of course you haven't - usable tablets (e.g. iPad, some upcoming Android devices) are very new so the people that have them have another computer. That might not be the case several years from now.

    16. Re:Would *I* use it? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Why did you only read half of my post?

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  2. I'm not sure I see the need by Nursie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess I can see the attraction of running powerpoint presentations from the iPad, but Office in general, is there a point?

    I can't imagine you'd want to be doing a lot of text input on it, would you?

    This in mind, it seems to me the whole thing is a non-story. MS is now an also-ran in the phone biz, and has no footprint at all in the tablet market. Office or no office, it doesn't seem to matter.

    1. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by John+Bresnahan · · Score: 2

      Many (most?) people don't actually create content using Office. They just read/view the results, perhaps with minor editing.

      I'm sure they would love to be able to do that on their iPads. I don't know if the iPad version of Apple's products do a very good job of dealing with Office documents or not. I do know that for important documents, I find I must use Microsoft Office if I want to make sure everything is formatted correctly for other Office users (i.e. LibreOffice is close, but not perfect).

    2. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Informative

      Keynote runs Powerpoint presentations.

      (Also edits and exports them if it comes to that.)

      $9.99

    3. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Aethelred+Unread · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My company uses Citrix to virtualize everything. I have had office, outlook, remote desktop on my ipad via Citrix for over a year and it is great for meetings, presentations, doing inventory, and just using an excel spreadsheet as a checklist. I can log on to my machine at work anywhere over 3G and have instant access to all my internal resources over a secure connection. Text input? Are you kidding? Combine Citrix Reciever with a ZAGG keyboard, jailbreak it, and you have an extremely effective machine for basic document editing and creation, a very powerful terminal emulator for network admin (my job) and access to all those lovely legacy tools like the fax modem connected to my PC via a serial cable so I can administer the Nortel PBX. Best thing is, all the processing is done on the server at work and if you lose the connection everything is where you left it when you reconnect. All this discussion about iPads having a place in enterprise is retarded, (literally, slow minded) the tools are already out there only Apple didn't develop them in house.

    4. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This in mind, it seems to me the whole thing is a non-story. MS is now an also-ran in the phone biz, and has no footprint at all in the tablet market. Office or no office, it doesn't seem to matter.

      But Microsoft is still a software company and MS Office is a de facto standard in most of the corporate world. Can they afford to ignore the millions of tablets that are finding their way into offices and everyday use? If a palatable alternative reigns supreme on tablets, will companies convert to the alternative in lieu of MS Office on the desktop to insure document compatibility?

      Metro is going to be a disruptive change for a lot of companies, and if they're going to go through the growing pains of changing user interfaces and how they interact with devices, would moving away from MS/Windows/Office be much more effort? In the short term, yes. But in the long run?

    5. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swillden · · Score: 2

      I can't imagine you'd want to be doing a lot of text input on it, would you?

      I do quite a bit or text input on my Galaxy Tab. Mostly e-mail, but some other stuff as well, including some work with Google Docs, though Docs is pretty limited on Android as of yet. I have a Zagg folio case which includes a Bluetooth keyboard. The keyboard is small, but very usable, and when I close the case with the keyboard, the whole bundle is still small and light enough that it's more convenient to carry around than a full-sized laptop or even a netbook.

      Of course I don't use Microsoft Office, and haven't for years, so I'm not really their target market.

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    6. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have the Citrix receiver as well. I'd rather kick myself in the nuts than do anything other than novelty stuff or very very basic work related administration through it on a tablet. Basic things are possible but not worth the 5-10x increase in time and effort. If I'm out and about and get a call to fix something that requires me to "log into work", I'll try to call another engineer myself or I'll respond back to the support desk that I'll get back to them in XX minutes and either drive home if close by or go to my car, grab my laptop and find the nearest free AP. Yes, I still consider those much better options then using the Citrix receiver on my tablet.

    7. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by Nursie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Remember the old adage: no one ever got fired for buying IBM? In the current corporate culture it's pretty much the same for buying Microsoft.

      Yes, but I'm not sure that applies where tablets are concerned. It doesn't seem to help them in the corporate phone market.

      Except that 'Metro' isn't just Windows 8, it is the future UI paradigm for Windows/Microsoft. IE 10 will have two versions, Metro and 'traditional'. I don't think MS is going to continue to create two versions in the future. Windows 9 will take things one steep further - probably a compatibility mode or VM for traditional applications - or perhaps eliminate traditional 'windowed' apps all together. Windows 8 is a transitional product release for Microsoft.

      In which case I see a lot of people moving on from windows, especially in the enterprise, or doing as they did with Vista and just not bothering to move.

    8. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by SadButTrue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience is exactly the opposite. Perhaps this is due to all of the companies I have worked in being fairly high tech.

      The only people in any of the companies I have ever worked in that used Office, at all, have been in sales and legal. Research people tend towards far more powerful tools such as R and MatLab for analysis and LATEX for reporting. Developers tend towards in line documentation if they can be bothered to doc at all. Accounting I guess could use excel but I have never been anywhere that didn't use peachtree or quickbooks.

      Honestly, Office seems to be used mostly for one sales drone to send another sales drone a power point about how many sales they have in their sales.

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    9. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by swb · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The biggest feature lacking on the iPad for remote desktop goodness is Apple's lack of support for bluetooth mice.

      A bluetooth keyboard helps for keyboard intensive tasks, but even with GUIs that are very keyboard friendly the combination of BT + Wifi + RDP lag makes rapid tabbing or GUI widget manipulation frustrating on the iPad. Even at best, I find that a BT keyboard only adds about 25% additional ease of function on the iPad.

      With a mouse, though, it would be a pretty appealing platform for RDP work, particularly if the iPad 3 display resolution rumors are correct.

    10. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by fast+turtle · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I suspect that the EOL in 2014 of XP is the only reason that many companies are even bothering to look at Win7 and as they upgrade, they'll stick with Win7 until EOL in 2020 when Win12 will finally be out and then they'll move to something Nix like that looks/acts like XP instead.

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    11. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by MisterSquid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Except that 'Metro' isn't just Windows 8, it is the future UI paradigm for Windows/Microsoft. IE 10 will have two versions, Metro and 'traditional'. I don't think MS is going to continue to create two versions in the future. Windows 9 will take things one steep further

      MS has not yet announced a release date for Windows 8, which makes me suspect Fall 2012 is an early (and unlikely) target. Given this speculation, Windows 8's UI paradigm will not be available to the general public until more than 16 months after Android's ICS and 6 months after Mac OS X Mountain Lion (which integrates additional features from iOS to OS X).

      It's not even like MS is even aiming for a moving target anymore but, instead, is taking square aim at a horse that will have died long after having left the barn.

      (Don't worry about that last paragraph. My English doctorate licenses me to mix metaphors.)

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    12. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by King_TJ · · Score: 2

      Depends on your use case... You're right about Keynote, but it's probably the single strongest component of Apple's iWork suite for the Mac to begin with. It was developed before any of the other parts, as a program for Steve Jobs to use personally when giving his presentations and speeches, because he found it distasteful and limiting to keep using a competitor's product for the purpose.

      I happen to like Pages too, but honestly, it wouldn't be nearly as compelling if it weren't for Apple including some very elegant templates with it. For my business, I was able to knock out a new invoice and a 3-fold flier which looked like I paid a high dollar firm to design them for me, just by modifying templates included with the software. The Microsoft Word templates, by contrast, look more like "basic starting points" and they're so widely used, people recognize when you've used one.

      For serious work with spreadsheets, Microsoft Excel has the competition beat hands-down, and that's proving to be their single strongest app in their Office suite. Apple's Numbers app is really more suitable for someone who's not even a "numbers person" to begin with, but finds him/herself with the occasional need to generate some basic spreadsheets anyway. It can produce results that look really nice, but it doesn't have the raw number crunching power of Excel (gets VERY slow with large spreadsheets), and lacks the power Excel had to do complex calculations with Visual Basic macros attached to cells.

      Obviously, I'm talking about the full blown desktop/laptop versions of these programs here, but all of this translates to the iPad in fairly equal proportions. So I'd say yes, SOME iPad owners would like Office on it, especially if they do a lot with Excel. But many of us wouldn't see a point to it.

    13. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by dissy · · Score: 2

      I've found that the mouse with my iPad only gets used for remote desktop and vnc, basically to control systems that are designed for mouse use.

      It is pretty funny seeing a mouse cursor on spring board the first time, but not very useful compared to the touch screen.
      I've only used the mouse about twice with the notepad app, and honestly both of those times were right after using the mouse/keyboard for remote desktop.

      My iPads keyboard is built into its case, so is already with me. The mouse generally stays in my tablet bag (aka man purse)

      One annoying issue is you have to select which bluetooth stack to use, either Apples or the jailbroken drivers.
      Apples keyboard support is much better, and works in any app with text input. But to use the mouse, you have to flip to the other set of bluetooth drivers, which requires re-pairing the keyboard as well.

      Between this annoying flipping between BT stacks, and the fact I have my mouse with me less frequent than the keyboard, I find myself almost never using it.

      Activator (with the Apple keyboard drivers) gives you access to all the F-keys and alt-keys for performing actions and running apps. This method is far more flexible and useful.

      After finishing up an RDP session, I always flip the bluetooth stack back to Apples, for the slightly less rare occasion I want to turn the keyboard on.

      So I too wish Apple would add mouse support in their own bluetooth stack. I just can't see them doing this unfortunately.
      It would mean that somewhere some programmer would make an iPad app where the mouse was required for use. Would ruin the sexy image.

      Apple as of late does not seem to care about their users needs like in the old days.
      They have gone from a company that used to include schematics and firmware source in the manual of their product, to a company that sues someone for posting a patch to their firmware (ie jailbreaks)

      However if I was to limit myself to only purchasing from companies I am morally comfortable with, I would not have a single piece of technology in my life. The entire industry just sucks now.

    14. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by jcr · · Score: 2

      he found it distasteful and limiting to keep using a competitor's product for the purpose.

      Incidentally, he never did use PowerPoint. He used Concurrence (which was a NeXTSTEP app from Lighthouse Designs) until he was able to switch to Keynote.

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    15. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by cpotoso · · Score: 2

      And does a tremendously crappy job at it. Screws-up the fonts, lots of other things too. Moreover, it is not just that things are visualized incorrectly, they are also corrupted in the original file.

    16. Re:I'm not sure I see the need by keytoe · · Score: 2

      For serious work with spreadsheets, Microsoft Excel has the competition beat hands-down, and that's proving to be their single strongest app in their Office suite. Apple's Numbers app is really more suitable for someone who's not even a "numbers person" to begin with, but finds him/herself with the occasional need to generate some basic spreadsheets anyway. It can produce results that look really nice, but it doesn't have the raw number crunching power of Excel (gets VERY slow with large spreadsheets), and lacks the power Excel had to do complex calculations with Visual Basic macros attached to cells.

      This has been my biggest sticking point with Numbers as well. It doesn't even have to be a particularly large spreadsheet to bog it down, though. Throw some cross indexed lookup based calculations on it across multiple tables and you'll wish you had just pulled out Excel in the first place. I really want to like and use Numbers, but it's just not in the same class.

  3. Ah, Excel by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah, Excel, the most abused piece of software in the world. Is there a problem for which it is the right solution?

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    1. Re:Ah, Excel by SomePgmr · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I use excel for stuff all the time. Little jobs... quick, repetative, formulaic stuff. That and popping open csv's.

      The one I often saw abused was access. Horrible things happen when a shitty Access side-project ends up getting passed around an office.

    2. Re:Ah, Excel by Urkki · · Score: 2

      Well, if you have a simplish problem where you need to do some calculations on some data, what would be a better solution than whipping out an Excel (or equivalent) sheet with the data and the calculations?

      Well, unless you mean something along the lines of "if Excel is the right solution, then Google Docs spreadsheet is even more right solution", then I can't really argue for common desktop use case. In mobile case (like Android + Google Docs vs. WP7 + it's office apps), I haven't tried so I don't know, but I suspect MS solution will give superior user experience in that case.

    3. Re:Ah, Excel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      You seriously never encountered someone using Excel instead of a proper database? That seems to be the most common abuse and has caused untold damages to small businesses all over the world.

    4. Re:Ah, Excel by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      ... ok?

      Just call a programmer to come in and go over use and case studies with your needs instead, and wait 3 months for approval and have the IT director work with accounting in doing a cost analysis on how much return this would be to make this client/server sql app meanwhile you get fired because the boss wanted this work done in 1 week time only. ... or you open excel and just get to work? I pick Excel. Access is great for saving forms and things like that but if you have 4 or 5 people passing it around and changes are being made how do you sync them up. No using ODBC is not an option as creating a database requires admin rights and IT approval etc.

      The whole concept is broken. The correct thing to do is break a very large excel spreadsheet into more spreadsheets for different functions instead of having the company use just 1 for everyone. If the project is important enough yes Access with a SQL Server backend but it is hard to justify it when work needs to be done YESTERDAY and Excel is right there in front of you to just start it.

    5. Re:Ah, Excel by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Sure. And it was proper to use it because of the overhead of a "proper database".

      I've been IT my whole life and I've always found strange the concept of "proper" anything.

      If it works, it's proper.

      "has caused untold damages"
      And you didn't tell of them either.

    6. Re:Ah, Excel by pz · · Score: 2

      I do this all the time (at least, I use a spreadsheet program to open a CSV database). Why?

      1. The spreadsheet is in CSV (read: ASCII), so when, not if, there are problems, I can fix them in two seconds in an editor.

      2. A spreadsheet program is relatively fast compared to a database program.

      3. A spreadsheet allows me to view all of my data in a relatively compact way.

      4. The output of a database program is going to be a spreadsheet-friendly table anyway, except you have to cut-and-paste it into a spreadsheet to use it.

      So, what are the advantages of using a DB? Only one: being able to specify a highly particular set of constraints to pick out a small subset of the records (using an arcane syntax that means the query is more likely than not to be incorrect). How often do I do that? Nearly never. Far more often I'm interested in sorting by a particular column, and spreadsheets do that just fine.

      For a small business, using a CSV file as a database and a spreadsheet program as the interface works quite well.

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    7. Re:Ah, Excel by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everything you list is a shortcoming of the specific interface that you are using, not of the database concept itself. The way I see it, the problem is that nobody bothered to write a UI for a database that makes it look easy and simple to edit like an Excel spreadsheet. If you agree with this view, then Excel is just another database with the absurd limitation of constraining you to fit everything into one big table (data, calculations, output formatting).

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    8. Re:Ah, Excel by Tarlus · · Score: 2

      I've been IT my whole life and I've always found strange the concept of "proper" anything. If it works, it's proper.

      That is a very bad philosophy to have if you work in IT. With that mindset, that is how we end up with undocumented spaghetti code, relational databases that aren't actually relational (redundant columns, occupying 4x more disk space should be needed, performing in like O(n!) time) and employment of otherwise kludgey, insecure, breakable, non-scalable IT solutions. They might work, but not as well as they should.

      I know your quoted statement wasn't trying to say that and is likely a little more focused around the Excel vs proper database argument. Figured I'd just try the pissed-off-nerd-scold thing. This is Slashdot, after all. =)

      And even still, there is a right and a wrong use for Excel. Storing tabular data for the purpose of charting and computation is its purpose, and attempting to store large volumes of other forms of data while keeping nebulously-defined tables linked and "relational" (used loosely) are really not its intended purpose. Doable, but improper. There is just way too much that can break. You need a 'proper' database to do those things without shooting yourself in the foot. The overhead of a typical database is not complicated and not costly, and should certainly not sway an IT administrator's decision.

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    9. Re:Ah, Excel by kqs · · Score: 2

      It is the Swiss Army Knife of the PC world.

      Brilliant! Just like a Swiss Army Knife, it's rarely the best tool for the job, but it's always handy and works well enough for most purposes. Plus, people can use it without cutting off their own fingers.

  4. Re:woo! by andreicristianpetcu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft should put Office on "The LINUX"!

  5. Ok with Apple by Urkki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Office supports all kinds of scripting. Would Apple allow apps with such scripting support on it's app store? Would Apple allow the iDevice Office version access MS online services? Unless they've changed pretty recently, I'm under impression that anything like that is a big no-no with Apple, apps which even hint at having that kind of functionality simply rejected.

    If Apple would not make exception with MS, then the iDevice MS Office would be seriously crippled, so much so that MS might be right in deciding it does not want to do that. MS is trying to develop office into a broad online offering, and I could see how Apple would not accept that on their devices.

    Of course there's a different controversy of just how much scripting should office application documents support in the first place, but I'll not get into that here...

    1. Re:Ok with Apple by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Why not?

      I think MS would be dumb to release Office for IOS as now people have no real reason to use WindowsCE and Windows Mobile anymore.

      Apple will be thrilled. Many executives who are still using Windows mobile 6.5 phones because of pocket office or blackberries can not leave these platforms and buy Ipads and Iphones.

      MS is just porting the crappy pocket versions of Office which are basically just office viewer applications which allow light editing. Not idea as a full blown Office solution but they are great on the go if you need to view a file and comment and make a few editing corrections or something dumb like that.

      I do not know if AppleScript is supported on IOS, but MS could just port vbscript or VBA lite over if people want to run a few macros. It is not the full blown suite ported as that is on MacOSX only.

    2. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Apple will be thrilled. Many executives who are still using Windows mobile 6.5 phones because of pocket office or blackberries can not leave these platforms and buy Ipads and Iphones.

      If Apple was struggling to sell iPads and iPhones then that might be the case. But they're actually flying off the shelves at an ever accelerating rate. Apple has their own office apps. I think they are quite happy with that as their solution for those moving from MS Office platforms.

      If Microsoft want to put MS Office mobile apps on the iOS App Store, then Apple will of course accept them - subject to the same rules as everyone else, which means no document based scripting.

    3. Re:Ok with Apple by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Apple has never intended there to be a walled garden for web apps. Only for native apps.

    4. Re:Ok with Apple by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

      Employers love resumes in PDF.

      Recruiters, the people who collect hundreds of resumes, strip contact information, and spam HR departments of all companies they know, hate PDFs.

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  6. Auto Correct by thammoud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Witch one will ween?

  7. Just an Apple fan there... by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Like the curtain finally falling from the Wizard of Oz to find just a small, frail, man pretending to be far more powerful and relevant than he really was,

    That actually sounds like someone talking about Apple more than Microsoft.

    Truth is they just want MS Office on Apple products because tablets will continue to be irrelevant to a large part of the world unless they have those apps. Also, the people trying to use them for business think what's missing is Office, but when they get it, they'll be missing the keyboard too, and probably the mouse.

  8. Microsoft already is by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading about this a few months ago. The article is here.

    Basically it is a very dumbed down version designed just to read office files on the go similiar to the pocket Office versions for WindowsCE of the past. They do not want adoption of IOS, but the pocket versions do encourage Windows and Office on desktop computer and kills smaller companies or Apple from getting a foothold in the market which would then threaten Windows.

    MS has to be careful and walk a very fine line here. This would negate the reason to buy a Windows smart phone as the only reason people bothered with WindowsCE organizors over palm was the ability to read work documents. Now this gives a great reason for these executives and directors to buy an Iphone. Great now I can work on them too!

    Office file formats are not going anyway. I got modded down here a few times saying I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice. For that reason it will stay forever in business and MS Office is not going anyway as suppliers and customers will think you are incompentent if you send a document that looks funny on their computer.

    So if I worked at MS I would only release Office for Windows 8 and Windows mobile and not care what Google and Apple do as I would have the ball no matter what.

    1. Re:Microsoft already is by ddocjohn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Office file formats are not going anyway. I got modded down here a few times saying I can't leave Office because I can not guarantee that my resume will look the same on someone elses computer running Office if I make it under LibraOffice. For that reason it will stay forever in business and MS Office is not going anyway as suppliers and customers will think you are incompentent if you send a document that looks funny on their computer.

      If you can't figure out how to make a pdf then maybe they're right.

    2. Re:Microsoft already is by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you think it is ok to send a pdf maybe they are right about you instead?

      That is a no no in business as HR and management love to highlight and edit cover letters and resumes back and forth in internal emails. Ask any job coach or HR person? Something not editable is quickly deleted. Also look around at various job sites and internal resume submission apps on corporate websites? They all want Word docs. Sometimes they will request a PDF, but almost always will require a Word doc. Some will accept plain text too. But if you do that the formatting will be lost and you will look incompetent and it will go right in the virtual trash bin.

  9. Re:You would use it... by Flytrap · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have the iWork apps on my iPad (and before that I relied on documents to go).

    I rarely create new documents on my iPad, but I do a lot of editing, proof reading, and finalisation of documents that I then share, send on, present, etc. I consider myself highly productive on my iPad - even though I still have a notebook at my desk on which I will knock together complex presentations or spreadsheets, before iCloud syncs them onto my iPad where I will continue working on them or present them from using key note or numbers. In a typical day I spend about an hour or two in front of my notebook at my desk; and the rest of the day is spent on my iPad in meetings, workshops, waiting rooms, aeroplanes, etc.

    I doubt that having Microsoft Office for the iPad will change the way I work, much. I suspect that there will be less fixing and tiding up of PowerPoint or Word documents that Keynote or Pages mangled during the conversion process. But I will still spend more than half my time on the iPad reading, editing, changing, commenting on spreadsheets, presentations and documents in collaboration with others and am unlikely to change the volume of material authored from scratch on the iPad itself just because I now have Office for the iPad.

  10. SlashFUD by Toreo+asesino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    'Microsoft's biggest miss was allowing the world to finally see the truth behind the big lie — they were not needed to get real work done.

    Only on slashdot is Microsoft Office dying or not needed any more. Back in the real world; the place many here I'm sure must forget exists or something, Office 2010 is selling better than any other MS Office suite before - http://www.techspot.com/news/44268-microsoft-office-2010-turns-one-is-the-fastest-selling-version-ever.html.

    MSFT aren't the evil machine they used to be, kids. Move on.....move on......

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    1. Re:SlashFUD by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Slashdot used to be composed of college kids a decade ago with no work experience outside of school projects and sourceforge. I guess some still have not worked in an office yet who write such things or are just hopefully MS Office dies a horrible death :-)

      I have a love hate relationship with it. I hate Word particularly. But I only use Office and not LibraOffice because I live in the real world. I support these apps for a living and need to know how they work and how to anticipate their weaknesses. Also I use it for the same reason everyone else uses it.

      That is because everyone else uses it because everyone else uses it. It is the closed file formats. I can not guarantee my resume wont look like crap on someone elses computer who runs Office if I create it with LibraOffice. No I wont bother using both because why would I do that? To make a point or something? Business needs their files to look the same and run on suppliers, vendors, customers, and employees machines or they look incompetent.

      Just because you do not use it does not mean it is dying. Some people can be brilliant but clueless idiots at the same time.

    2. Re:SlashFUD by gtall · · Score: 2

      MS bamboozling Android phone makers into patent royalties implies MS is just as evil a machine as they ever were. They simply have less weapons now that the hardware scene is shifting away from machines that can run their bloatware.

  11. Office 365 by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft is not stupid. The future of office is not on the desktop, it is in the cloud. This is why they made Office 365, which works on any modern web browser, including the iPad.

    There is not need for a "native app" for an office suite. If anything, just do what 50% of developers already to and wrap the website in a "native app" UI so that it shows up on the appstore.

    1. Re:Office 365 by oakgrove · · Score: 2

      I'd really like to believe what you're saying here but there is just one problem. JavaScript is at least an order of magnitude slower than the equivalent native code meaning an application all things being equal has to have an order of magnitude less computational complexity to be as responsive than the same thing in js. I know I know. Computer waits on the user etc. The only thing is an a mobile application developer, I tried and tried to make JavaScript HTML and CSS work. I tried webview I tried phone gap I tried titanium ad nauseum. For anything of even moderate complexity all of that is a nonstarter. Why? lag lag lag. Until something like google dart or nacl becomes a reality browser apps will be novelties next to their desktop counterparts and office 365 is no substitute for the real thing. As an aside, I can easily make a case for a mix. Client side native app with a srltrong cloud tie in.

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  12. Excel on a tablet?? by wickerprints · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Okay, I can understand wanting some kind of rudimentary spreadsheet viewing/editing application for tablet/mobile devices, but Excel is a particularly good example of a program that really needs a physical, full-size keyboard. There are numerous key combinations and shortcuts that are absolutely essential for efficient usage of Excel. If you're doing any kind of spreadsheet work, you need a keyboard with a numeric keypad, cursors, and Ctrl/Alt/Shift/F-number keys. Tapping an on-screen keyboard just isn't going to cut it, especially when that keyboard takes up valuable screen space that would otherwise be used to display more cells.

    In a way, Excel is like Photoshop in that regard. Keyboard shortcuts are huge. These are applications that have evolved their present UI design to suit a desktop computing environment to the point where it would be incredibly cumbersome to adapt it to a tablet device with no mouse, no physical keyboard, and limited screen size. I'm not saying it couldn't be done, but if you did actually manage to accomplish the task, users would almost have to completely relearn how to use the application. Nor am I saying that one should even attempt to design a full-featured version of Excel for tablet devices. My view is that tablets really are best suited for content consumption for most kinds of quantitative or visual data. It has nothing to do with whether we're talking about an iPad or some other tablet. The essence of what Excel does, and how the user creates spreadsheets in it, is something I don't think could translate well to such a device. And in light of this, I think the question of whether some incarnation of Office should be developed for iOS seems to be besides the point.

    1. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by am+2k · · Score: 3, Informative

      Okay, I can understand wanting some kind of rudimentary spreadsheet viewing/editing application for tablet/mobile devices, but Excel is a particularly good example of a program that really needs a physical, full-size keyboard. There are numerous key combinations and shortcuts that are absolutely essential for efficient usage of Excel. If you're doing any kind of spreadsheet work, you need a keyboard with a numeric keypad, cursors, and Ctrl/Alt/Shift/F-number keys. Tapping an on-screen keyboard just isn't going to cut it, especially when that keyboard takes up valuable screen space that would otherwise be used to display more cells.

      If you think shortcuts on an on-screen keyboard are the way UIs on touch devices are done, you haven't understood how they work. On touch devices, there are no shortcuts. The on-screen keyboard is used for text entry, nothing more. If you want to select a cell, you just tap on it, you don't press some kind of arrow button. If you want to make something bold, you tap the bold button right next to the text field. With a pure software UI, you can make any special-purpose input you want. For example, take a look at the Numbers number keyboard. You just have exactly the buttons you need, and they say exactly what they do. No need to remember any shortcuts or functional correspondences.

    2. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      An application like Photoshop could still be very valuable on a tablet even if the UI has to change dramatically to fit the tablet idioms (like not relying on keyboard shortcuts). Photoshop in particular comes with a lot of image-processing features and algorithms that its competitors just don't have (e.g. the GIMP, which doesn't support CMYK image editing). So even though the users would need to relearn it, there would still be value in them doing so.

      Excel's competitors have probably done a better job matching its features it than Photoshop's competitors have, so it may not enjoy the same market advantage on a tablet.

      Nobody who does advanced Photoshop uses a single monitor anymore, much less some dinky little 8 - 10 inch thing. Yes, you can do simple image manipulation without all that, but you don't need Photoshop and the App Store is full of simple programs that do exactly that - including something called Photoshop.

      But lack of macros, lack of ability to calibrate the screen, lack of ability to put files where you want them (as opposed to where Steve thinks they should go), lack of memory and a whole list of other features essentially dooms tablets to minor niches in image editing.

      Use a Wacom tablet (may they burn in Hell forever) and compare using to an iPad when trying to manipulate pixels and you will instantly find that the iPad is a joke. It's just not designed for the kind of precision you need in pixel editing.

      Adobe need not worry about the iPad. They're perfectly content screwing up Photoshop by themselves.

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    3. Re:Excel on a tablet?? by wickerprints · · Score: 2

      Wow, how did that comment get modded 5, Informative?

      The shortcuts aren't about just moving around and selecting cells. If you think that's what this is about, then you obviously are not much of a user of Excel. It's about the ease, immediacy, and PRECISION of filling in cells with formulas based on references to other cells and automatically selecting ranges of cells based on whether they contain something. If I had to pinch and swipe and drag and double-tap my finger or fingers across a tablet every time I needed to do something like this, it would be horrendously slow and prone to ERROR.

      Excel users aren't just concerned about doing things quickly. They need to make sure that the UI facilitates accurate and reliable construction of spreadsheets. The speed issue comes into play only because if you have to take the time to make sure your gesture was correctly interpreted, you've slowed down and lost productivity.

      I have to use Excel on a daily basis, and I am also an avid iPad and iPhone user, not to mention I use Photoshop extensively in my photography hobby. As much as I love using all of these tools, I also recognize that the ways in which their interfaces are designed are quite different, and that it is their own individual elegance that makes each of them what they are.

  13. Re:M$ won't release Office for iPad. by icebraining · · Score: 2

    Microsoft need fear no "Office Alternative". If LibreOffice couldn't kill the inferior and more expensive Microsoft Office, after OpenOffice couldn't do it, after StarOffice and Word Perfect and LotusNotes or whatever Lotus' foray into a word processor was called, and KOffice, and on and on all the way back past Enable O/A, WordStar, and Format ][ couldn't stop the M$ Office juggernaut, how is an app for a stinking PAD going to do it? No one in his right mind would try to use a touchscreen to do any real typing. I want to hear of someone writing a 500+ page novel entirely on a stinking PAD, then editing it, etc.

    Except those had to compete with MS Office, so they never gain market share.

    On the iPad, on the other hand, people are forced to look for alternatives if they want to read office docs, instead of falling back to what they know. And that can be dangerous if they find that those same companies have desktop versions which are Good Enough and much cheaper.

  14. Re:because viewing PDFs and playing Angry Birds by BasilBrush · · Score: 2, Informative

    No one with an actual job is relying solely on post-pc devices to do their "real work".

    Except of course the many that do.

    Of course that doesn't mean that they don't also have a Mac or PC. Just that for at least part of their job, an iPad or an iPhone is the better tool.

  15. Apple should buy Microsoft by wisebabo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With Microsoft's stock not performing for the last few years (a decade?) maybe Apple should just buy Microsoft with it's gigantic amount of cash ($100B and soaring!).

    Not only would it guarantee, forever, Microsoft products on Apple platforms but it would enable Apple to completely dictate the future of the PC industry. Even Android would probably crumble, what use is your smartphone if your competitor controls ALL the PCs that you'd likely use it with? As well as providing a viable alternative to Google search?

    Maybe that's why Apple's been saving its pennies. Can you think of a better use for (in a few years) a couple hundred billion dollars?

    (Ok, ok, I know the regulatory agencies in all over the world will likely have some anti-trust issues with this. But it's a useful fantasy to see what Apple's cash hoard could be used for.)

    1. Re:Apple should buy Microsoft by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Microsoft's market cap is $260billion. So Apple will need at least $200billion more before they can do that (and it's also assuming they can buy a majority share.....how much do Gates, Allen and Ballmer own? More than 50%?)

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  16. Too late... by david.emery · · Score: 2

    Here's an interesting article that says Microsoft (pronounced 'Ballmer') missed the boat: http://minimalmac.com/post/17758177061/microsofts-biggest-miss Tablets in general are proof that Microsoft Office is not 'required' to do useful work. So even if MS could jam Word into a tablet form-factor (e.g. memory and screen footprints), people are now realizing you don't need all that crap to write letters, reports, etc.

    (As someone who once spent several months, full-time, evaluating word processors, this is not a surprise to me. MS Word is a mediocre product, in true Microsoft fashion it captured and locked in the market through sales and distribution, not through technical merit.)

  17. Re:You would use it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    By and large I agree with this, Office on the iPad would be great for editing existing documents - I share documents with dropbox to my ipad, sometimes it's just good to review something you've written on a different screen. Being able to edit on the ipad would be a distinct plus.

    However... I just have this nagging suspicion that the future is going to end up looking like a network of devices. Streaming movies to apple TV from the ipad is a pretty satisfying experience, the bluetooth keyboard works just fine, but a case that let you snap a keyboard nto an ipad and make it feel like a laptop would be handy. I know, so why don't I just stick with my laptop? Maybe the answer is in the convenience of the ipad. At home I'll always turn to the ipad to pick up mails - just open the cover and it's there, never mind a 30 second start up. Make OSX more like iOS?

    Any road up, Office for iOS: I'd vote yes.

  18. Re:Also, horseless carriages are a fad. When are by gr8_phk · · Score: 2

    The horses were not missed except by horse lovers. The keyboard will be missed by a lot of people, but not by those who don't use the device for work. Mostly though, I wanted to address the way the author called MS unimportant while missing the fact that Apple is in the exact same situation. Me - I run Linux and claimed people could just walk away from MS 10 years ago. Turns out that thinking overlooks a number of factors that keep users on a platform.

  19. Re:woo! by wmac1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Does it even worth? Last time Borland put Delphi on Linux and became bankrupt! A very interesting costly project which never sold. Few percent market share does not worth the time of even a freelancer.

    I have been a *NIX developer for years (linux, xenix, aix, smelly SCO and Netware which had an SDK very near to Unix) and I think only server software development worth on these OSes. We developed banking and network management software and both were very successful. But any desktop we did was a failure.

  20. a fly on the wall on microsoft... by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    ...I imagine, would hear something like this:

    Exec responsible for Office sales: "An ipad port has the potential to send Office sales through the roof, especially if we price it reasonable enough to insure significant penetration."

    Exec responsible for Windows sales: "Office is one of the driving factors in Windows sales."

    Balmer: "No Office on the ipad. We will use it to drive sales of Windows 8 tablets."

    Exec responsible for Office sales: "With all due respect, the company needs a product line to rely on once Windows declines. This could be a big opportunity to be relevant this decade."

    Balmer: Throws a chair.

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  21. Re:Complete non-story by MisterSquid · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They are toys. They use them to surf the web in meetings, they play games on it, and so on. They use them to have fun and waste time, not to do work.

    Academics are those whose mission is to pursue knowledge for knowledge’s sake. I’m not surprised many professors are entranced by tablet devices (iPads) given my own experience with them.

    As a former academic who currently works in web development, I have an iPad and I wish wish WISH that I had had one when I had been a professor. I use a PDF reader (iAnnotate) that allows me to annotate PDFs, upload those PDFs to my desktop. From there I can (using custom PERL scripts) generate XML containing the content and metadata of those annotations, which XML objects I incorporate into an XML editor/viewer (Tinderbox) for editing, organizing, and HTML export. I bring the exported HTML into a CMS and publish that on the web. Between these pieces of software and hardware is ENORMOUS pedagogical potential

    I know this because I had such a system in place as a faculty and students who hated Blackboard regularly commented how useful and more efficient my online course materials were. This was pre-tablet device (read pre-iPad), so I had been using a desktop program (open source Skim) to make these annotations. iAnnotate is a much more direct translation of book-reading skills and had iPads existed prior to my leaving academia for the Silicon Valley, I would have been using one, too.

    tl;dr: I suspect that the "ooh shiny" professors have for tablet devices is actually the realization that touch devices are a paradigm shift from desktops, a paradigm with its own set of advantages and possibilities. Faculty buy into these things not because they are easily distracted but because they have a researcher’s curiosity for useful technologies.

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  22. Re:woo! by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WTF for? I mean, who is going to use it? Who would ever pay for it? Why would I want it? Maybe Suse would put it in a default installation, but I haven't used Suse in a long time either.

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  23. Re:woo! by cshark · · Score: 2

    Don't we already have enough ported, legacy bullshit for Linux and iPad? I know people feel like they're addicted to office, but they're not. They get by just fine without it. Windows tablets will flounder in the market this year and next, and then Microsoft will probably do something idiotic like port office. Then, I'm sure that there will be a couple of people who buy the ported version of office, but as usual, it will be too little, too late from Microsoft. The biggest problem the company has is how fat and complacent they have been through all of this. Windows could have ruled the world of mobile if they had been a little more forward thinking a little earlier in the game. They should have thought about phones and tablets before Apple. There was no reason not to. And while I think rumors of the death of the PC might be premature, I think they missed the boat on mobile, and it will be a lot more difficult for them to catch up.

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  24. Re:woo! by symbolset · · Score: 4, Funny

    You might get it on if you try a little less Wine.

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