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Solving Climate Change By Bioengineering Humans?

derekmead writes "Forget CFLs, hybrid cars, and organic jeans. Buying our way out of climate change — even if it's green consumption — won't get us far. A new paper (PDF), published in Ethics, Policy, and the Environment by NYU bioethics professor S. Matthew Liao, poses an answer: engineer humans to use less. The general plan laid out by Liao is straightforward, ranging from using pharmacological behavior modification to create an aversion to meat in people, to using gene therapy to create smaller, less resource-intensive children. The philosophical and ethical questions, on the other hand, are absurdly complicated. The Atlantic also has a great interview with Liao, in which he talks about gene therapy and making humans hate the taste of meat."

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  1. Going way too far by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's one thing to use genetic engineering to fight disease and obvious medical problems. But using something with such dangerous potential to advance a social agenda which society can't even agree on is going way too far. It's dangerous enough to screw with Mother Nature even when the objective is crystal clear. Screwing with something as dangerous as genetic engineering and altering humans en masse is insane for an objective this murky (not to mention the fact that it would violate every university's or hospital's ethics policies in about a million ways).

    First, do no harm--even if you think it's for a good cause.

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    1. Re:Going way too far by StikyPad · · Score: 2

      To be fair, selective pressures will cause genetic modifications (or more accurately, the proliferation of the most appropriately adapted modifications) on their own, with or without our assistance. The difference is in whether we want to do it intelligently, or randomly. Random mutations can work, especially if we don't particularly care who, or indeed what, ultimately dominates, but intelligent genetic engineering, like most other decisions that we don't leave to chance, is probably the better answer.

      As for the "do no harm" platitude, surgery is harmful in itself. Some accidentally does no medical good (the patient dies), and some intentionally does no medical good (as with most cosmetic surgery). So that's a bit simplistic. It's all about weighing the potentials for harm against the potential for good.

      That said, if we're at the point where we can engineer the characteristics described in TFS, let's go ahead and work on some more pressing problems with the human genome first.

    2. Re:Going way too far by Artraze · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And this is, in a nutshell, why I _loathe_ "Climate Change".

      We could be talking about cars, or coal power, or plastic, or disposable goods, or you know just about anything else that produces green house gases or is a waste of resources?

      But no...
      No, let's just rewrite the human genome so that people don't really want meat quite as much because........
      global warming?

      Captain Planet must be kicking himself for teaching us to reuse and recycle when he could have been telling us to radically alter our biochemistry so we eat less meat.

    3. Re:Going way too far by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Random mutations might be random, but the resulting gene frequencies in a population are far from random. This is the mistake a lot of people make when it comes to Evolution by Natural Selection.

      No, I totally disagree that "intelligent" genetic engineering is even possible. There are unknown unknowns (unforeseen consequences). On the subject of the OP, this is simply another kind of eugenics. If ideas like this came from a right-wing whack-job, you'd all be screaming Nazi.

    4. Re:Going way too far by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Screwing with something as dangerous as genetic engineering and altering humans en masse is insane for an objective this murky

      But..but, driving more fuel efficient cars is hard ! Giving up my 5000 lb Lincoln Navigator and my wife's "couple of Cadillacs" is hard ! Oh, and figuring out a way for oil companies to make money off of alternative fuels is really super hard ! You want to be the one to look David Koch in the eyes and tell him that we need to find alternatives to oil? No, I didn't think so.

      Clearly, it's much easier to come up with serious alternatives, like bioengineering humans to be able to breathe greenhouse emissions and putting gigantic venetian blinds into orbit. Or who knows? The Bible says that the oil fields will eventually refill themselves if we can just bomb Iran. And there's just oodles of oil waiting under the ground that only requires detonating nuclear bombs wrapped in cyanide and plutonium and red dye #2 under the tectonic plates to shake that oil a-loose. Those are all much less onerous, and perfectly safe, and...and just think of all the great jobs they will create! Good, American, non-union jobs. Anyway, I read Freakonomics and those guys said terraforming is really the way to go, and everybody knows they are like the smartest guys ever.

      So let's just try to think outside the box here, because everyone knows that when it comes to energy, there can never be any technological breakthroughs that don't involve extracting fossil fuels from the Earth. It's like a mathematical impossibility, according to that nice young man from the American Families for Freedom and Prosperity (AFFP) on the Fox News. And he couldn't say that on TV if it wasn't 100% true.

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    5. Re:Going way too far by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, but if you knew who the conspirators were, you'd know they have no problem controlling mother nature. And this time, they've gone too far—tipped their "hand", as it were. Herbivores with dwarfism? Could it be any plainer? Next they'll want to put hair all over our bodies to "reduce our climate-control and clothing needs" and give us four legs "to encourage walking instead of driving".

      Yes, that's right—I'm on to you, Pony Illuminati! I know your secrets! While I'm sure I'll "disappear" soon, no doubt turned to stone by your advanced science and freakish magic, know that ten more will take my place... And your plans for friendship and harmony will never succeed as long as there is but one selfish asshole to keep up my fight!

      (ed. note: I would like to apologize for the above post. A valiant attempt was made to formulate a serious response to this article; in the end, however, it proved utterly impossible.)

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    6. Re:Going way too far by sycodon · · Score: 4, Informative

      Surely someone must have written a book on how to take over the world in 3 easy steps...

      1. Convince everyone that something terrible is happening and it's their fault.
      2. Once people have bought into the idea that there is a crisis and we are all going to die, then reveal the "solution" (Final or otherwise).
      3. Control! (Profit is a side benefit).

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    7. Re:Going way too far by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Not even the worst alarmists propose that humans will face extinction. Floods, hurricanes, mass starvation (well, more so), collapse of a few governments, at worst the loss of costal settlements. But not extinction. People will adapt... or at least those that survive will.

    8. Re:Going way too far by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 4, Informative

      (they generate their own pesticide

      You say that as if its a bad thing. You do realize that statement describes ALL plants, right? Ever wonder why insects don't just eat everything green, or why plants go through all the trouble of producing secondary metabolites? Pesticides (among other defense mechanisms of course). The misconception that making plants which produce additional pesticides is somehow bad really grates my nerves, especially in this case where we know darned well how that pesticide works and what it effects..if the lepidoptera somehow magically vanished before we discovered the cry proteins (the pesticides inserted into GE crops) we'd never have been able to figure out they even were pesticides. Its also irksome that breeding for insect resistant varieties which may produce additional naturally occurring insecticidal secondary metabolites is fine and dandy, but when genetic engineering is involved, then they're not insect resistant, they 'make their own pesticides,' which compared to 'insect resistant' sounds nice and scary. And of course no one cares about the pesticides that these crops don't need sprayed on them anymore.

      This is why high school biology classes really should spend more time on plant physiology.

    9. Re:Going way too far by JonySuede · · Score: 2

      ethics by itself means nothing,
      you have to qualify it with a school of thoughts
      you have Kantian ethics, Cartesian ethics, Schopenhauerian ethic, Catholic ethic, nihilistic ethic, Episcopalian ethic, Islamic ethic and so on ... and that is why there is no unqualified article on ethics there : http://plato.stanford.edu/search/searcher.py?query=Ethic
      Your definition appears to be Virtue ethics, but I could be wrong..

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    10. Re:Going way too far by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Surely someone must have written a book on how to take over the world in 3 easy steps...

      1. Convince everyone that something terrible is happening and it's their fault.

      Original sin. Adam and eve are cast from the Garden of Eden, and we're all paying for it

      2. Once people have bought into the idea that there is a crisis and we are all going to die, then reveal the "solution" (Final or otherwise).

      Accept the lord Jesus as your personal Savior

      3. Control! (Profit is a side benefit).

      Let's all tithe!

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    11. Re:Going way too far by KeensMustard · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And this is, in a nutshell, why I _loathe_ "Climate Change".

      This?

      Really?

      Rather than, say, the mass displacement of whole populations, an unprecedented refugee crisis, extreme weather events, mass extinction and loss of biodiversity?

      That's some twisted logic right there, that in the face of the enormity of the problem, your primary concern is some guys speculation.

    12. Re:Going way too far by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Slanted much?

      Let's see.... Three solutions presented as the only three, the first calling for quick application of ...something... and the last two stated in such a manner that implies anyone disagreeing with opinion number one is doing so only from a point of extreme apathy or self-interest.

      Yep, slanted much.

  2. Oh hey look by Baloroth · · Score: 4, Funny

    ranging from using pharmacological behavior modification to create an aversion to meat in people, to using gene therapy to create smaller, less resource-intensive children.

    Pretty sure I've read this book before. Now, if I could only remember what it was called. Hmmm...

    Well, no time to waste, lets go create our bold refreshed earth, now with vegetarian midgets!

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    1. Re:Oh hey look by onepoint · · Score: 5, Insightful

      maybe you are thinking of Mein Kampf? no mater which way I read it, having modified kids, and my taste forcibly changed via medication seem rather nazi-ish

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    2. Re:Oh hey look by Bieeanda · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no, you need to read between the lines: he's suggesting that we eat the Irish.

    3. Re:Oh hey look by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Y'know, I'd call you on a Godwin's Law violation. If not for the fact that the actual proposition in this case seriously, really IS the EXACT reasoning and justifications used by the REAL Nazi Germany, only using "vegetarian midgets" as the master race instead of Aryans.

      There's really no way around mentioning Nazis in this case. In fact, I'd go so far as to say the person who published the article is just trolling, that's how absurd this suggestion is.

    4. Re:Oh hey look by MatthiasF · · Score: 2

      No no no. They can't eat vegetables either, since that'll produce methane gas.

      Remember, don't toot or you'll pollute!

    5. Re:Oh hey look by LordLucless · · Score: 2

      Well, they're green

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    6. Re:Oh hey look by lightknight · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hmm. Let's remember, the Nazis got a lot of their ideas from us. The US, at one time, was the largest proponent of eugenics.

      Which is why articles like these bother me. It's bad science, and if for no other reason, it needs to quietly die. Love the idea of genetic engineering, think we might (lol) be able to create a better human being, but I am realistic in that the human being has been evolved for many more years than I have been alive. I could study the human gene code for the rest of my life, and still not have unraveled .0001% of its mysteries by the time I've died. The technology just isn't there, the encoding scheme used on DNA is something of some brilliance, and the human mind, even with the use of machines, may not easily have the capacity to do what we want to really do.

      I'd settle for annihilating a few known bad genetic diseases.

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      I am John Hurt.
  3. Re:Don't need gene therapy... by willie3204 · · Score: 2

    And parents will feed kids whatever they grew up eating as well..
    ITS THE CIIIRCLE OF LIIIIIIIFE

    Seriously though how do you break the cycle without legislation or "Let's Move!" type enforcement?

  4. Just pushing out the horizon! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, completely setting aside the staggering ethical issues...

    Let's say we all turn into hobbit-sized vegetarians and reduce our footprint. It doesn't fricking matter. Unless we do something about our fertility, our population will still keep growing and we will still eat the rainforests, it will just take a little longer for us to do it. And that's the thing: there really is only one variable that actually matters in the long run. With the right-sized population, we can all be 12-foot-tall gorillas that only eat the prime part of the cow and discard the rest.

    Not that there aren't also ethical considerations on that side too, but jesus, it just irks me when so much effort is put into managing these little inconsequential variables that, in the long term, don't change a damn thing about our global impact.

    1. Re:Just pushing out the horizon! by kqs · · Score: 2

      Population growth is slowing, and the earth is likely to achieve zero (human) population growth this century. So while I cannot call this a solved problem, it doesn't seem like a critical one to worry about.

    2. Re:Just pushing out the horizon! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2

      Let's say we all turn into hobbit-sized vegetarians and reduce our footprint.

      If we turn into hobbits wouldn't our footprint be larger? Or at least the same size but our bodies smaller?

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    3. Re:Just pushing out the horizon! by FrootLoops · · Score: 2

      To be fair, world population growth is expected to level off in the next hundred years or so. See the UN's take on it; according to their "medium variant" we'll only have about 10 billion people by 2100 (though of course these numbers have a very high error margin). Population growth in most of the developed world is near 0 (except for immigration) and a few European countries have negative population growth. But yeah, the real issue is getting 3rd world women to have fewer children.

  5. Buying our way out of climate change by DragonWriter · · Score: 3

    The solution offered here is an example of the class of solution it is supposedly an alternative to:

    Forget CFLs, hybrid cars, and organic jeans. Buying our way out of climate change â" even if it's green consumption â" won't get us far. A new paper (PDF), published in Ethics, Policy, and the Environment by NYU bioethics professor S. Matthew Liao, poses an answer: engineer humans to use less.

    Buying bioengineered humans is certainly an example of "buying our way out of climate change", and its far more speculative in its utility than any of the forms of buying our way out of climate change it is offered as an alternative to in TFS.

  6. I think I read this before by tmosley · · Score: 2

    Was it Oryx and Crake?

    Do I need to move into the deep wilds and avoid taking vitamins?

  7. less humans by zlives · · Score: 3, Insightful

    why wouldn't you engineer humans to be less in number... o right can't use birth control.

  8. Totalitarianism by medcalf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Is there any doubt that coercion would follow, since a lot of people would refuse? The effort to perfect man into someone's ideal image has always resulted in mass death.

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    1. Re:Totalitarianism by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      Well, on a purely objective level, mass death would sort of solve the problem too, according to these folks...

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  9. And what happens when the meat eating by nedlohs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    super soldiers that make up the people who refused this and didn't geneticaly tamper with their children to produce smaller people decide to just take what they want from the leaf eating midgets?

    1. Re:And what happens when the meat eating by VoidCrow · · Score: 2

      I'm already drooling.

    2. Re:And what happens when the meat eating by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Whoever wrote that book didn't know women very well. That or all the women he knew were still housewives who could be nice all the time.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  10. Not going way too far enough! by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Green Leopard Plague
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Green_Leopard_Plague
    By Walter Jon Williams

  11. Ultimately pointless by Derekloffin · · Score: 2

    Even if you did such, all that does it push back the wall some, there is still a wall there. We only have so much farmland, never mind the limits on other resources. If you really want to reduce consumption in a way that won't hit a wall you'll have to stop our population growth, and even reverse as it is pretty much too high as is. I don't think genetics are the solution there though. That's more a social issue.

  12. Ethical concerns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The ethical concerns are only absurdly complicated when trying to justify something which is clearly unethical.

  13. De-evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    There was a sci-fi short that posited mankind colonizing other planets, but just as they had started spreading out, all the newborns were coming out "devolved" to Australopithicus. Evolution had driven the growth of intelligence and the brain to get mankind off the single vulnerable planet, but now that it had spread and was safe from a single-point disaster, evolution pointed to the efficiency of not maintaining that large energy intensive brain. Monkeybrains were quite good enough.

    So that's actually the solution I propose. Monkeyboys and monkeygirls may fling feces but they don't burn petrochemicals or cause global warming.

  14. Just great... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

    We'll all be genetically engineered humans, probably patented by Monsanto, and will then have to pay a licensing fee to reproduce. :-)

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  15. Theoretical nonsense by glorybe · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Instead of ideas such as making people smaller why not simply confront the fact that we need to severely restrict births. A lower population eats less meat, needs less roads and cars and allows general preservation of the environment as well as having natural land for wild life. Simply have rules that allow only the best young people to have one child in one marriage. Problem solved and no test tubes or fancy thinking need be involved at all.

    1. Re:Theoretical nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Instead of ideas such as making people smaller why not simply confront the fact that we need to severely restrict births.

      yes

      A lower population eats less meat, needs less roads and cars and allows general preservation of the environment as well as having natural land for wild life.

      yes

      Simply have rules that allow only the best young people to have one child in one marriage. Problem solved and no test tubes or fancy thinking need be involved at all.

      NO! You are wrong on so many levels I could write twenty essays and five dystopian novels on the subject.

    2. Re:Theoretical nonsense by TC+Wilcox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Instead of ideas such as making people smaller why not simply confront the fact that we need to severely restrict births. A lower population eats less meat, needs less roads and cars and allows general preservation of the environment as well as having natural land for wild life. Simply have rules that allow only the best young people to have one child in one marriage. Problem solved and no test tubes or fancy thinking need be involved at all.

      Yes, great idea! Let's create a world government with enough power to: - measure the best-ness of every single human - decide who gets to have children. Not the best? Sorry, no kids for you dumb-ass! And I'm sure this entire process would be done fairly and transparently and wouldn't favor the people in power.... - the power to enforce its decisions from people who may not want to follow the rules and may be trying to hide pregnancies. That means somehow getting all females on the planet to take periodic pregnancy tests (probably a blood test so the results can't be faked) and aborting the preganancies of anyone who is pregnant without permission. Great world you envision.... I'd personally rather give up meat....

    3. Re:Theoretical nonsense by chrb · · Score: 3, Informative

      measure the best-ness of every single human - decide who gets to have children

      Children cost money to raise. When the parent has no money, then the state has to step in and pay. If there were a system where people had to pay upfront for the costs of raising their children before they were conceived then it would introduce a financial control metric into the system. Being poor wouldn't necessarily be a problem - there would be various providers offering you loans, and they would evaluate your ability to repay the loan before making it.

      Sure, it isn't "fair" to people with no money that they can't have kids, but it also isn't "fair" that people with no money expect the rest of society to pay for their kids. If having a single child is important for society, then maybe the first one should be free, and you only pay after that. The bottom line is that if, at some point in the future, people don't self-regulate their fertility, and society can't afford a constantly expanding population, then the only societies that will prosper will be the ones that enforce regulations on fertility. Could you imagine China without One Child Per Couple? The population would have been approaching 2 billion by now. There are parts of Africa where overpopulation is already resulting in there being not enough land to support the people, and this is a driver of conflict and wars.

  16. Double Plus Good! by DRMShill · · Score: 2

    Double plus good indeed.

  17. This is strange... by JazzHarper · · Score: 3, Funny

    A bioethicist advocating eugenics.

  18. Pointless by vlm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    professor of philosophy and bioethics

    His insights in nutritional science are likely to be as correct and relevant as /.s insights into modern interpretive dance. This was a LOL article.

    Old world thinkers have just barely moved beyond the "vital force" principle in organic chem... still hung up on the differences between humans and animals being some mysterious vital force. Sorry, there's just not that much difference.

    His theory seems to be he can create a bovine protein allergy. He might succeed at creating a bioengineered lupus-like autoimmune disease.

    He might manage to make us allergic to hemoglobin (what could go wrong), or maybe unable to digest some essential amino acid that is in meat and also some plants... kwashiorkor here we come!

    Another fun one would be cross species contamination into carnivorous species... Bye bye lions and tigers and housecats and wolves and dogs and...

    You know what would be fun? Catholic mass is into the transubstantiation thing where the wafer turns into the body of christ. Unable to digest meat means unable to digest the host. Therefore catholics can't take the pill. The meat allergy pill, I mean, not the birth control pill. Although the jokes are already firing up about "eating meat". Except on Fridays during lent when you're not supposed to eat meat. Except for fish, which is a plant. This will be fun to watch.

    Seriously though, it might be an interesting bioweapon. Imagine something that spreads like AIDS so religious types can blame the victim for their sex life, but it gives them fatal kwashiorkor.

    Another fun one would be to build the industrial facilities to generate and package enormous quantities of some obscure non-essential amino acid, then release a plague that converts human digestive systems into having that formerly non-essential amino acid now be an essential amino acid. Then sell the food supplements to keep them alive... at a high profit of course. This is a subcategory of the old game of give new 3rd world mothers enough baby formula to supply the baby until they stop making milk, then say ha ha and charge whatever you can get out of them lest they watch their babies starve. Ha ha, its a great day to be an American isn't it....

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  19. Mwwhahahahahahaha!! by Amtrak · · Score: 2

    So, are we absolutely sure this guy isn't some good scientist gone mad? I mean the whole concept sounds like the start of a crazy bond movie plot, where the Mad Scientist gets fed up with the world's corruption and decides to make a genetically engineered army that will make the work a better place and distract the governments as he creates his G.E.N.E. Bomb that when detonated near space will forcibly convert all of the world to his ideal. "Do expect me to talk?" "No, I expect you to eat your salad Mr. Bond."

  20. What could possibly go wrong? by halfEvilTech · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Suprised this hasn't been mention. If any thread fit that tag, this sure enough would.

  21. Stop breeding by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 2

    How about we stop the global populating increasing at the current exponential rate? Then we can look at the minor efficiencies of all the other stuff.

    While the Chinese One Child Policy may not be ideal at least it recognizes reality - too many humans creates too many problems. Note, I'm not saying the human population should be decreased (except perhaps, by natural population decline - which is exhibited in advanced countries).

    Much of the catastrophic predictions of Malthusian correction are based on the current uncontrolled human population growth. If that growth can be slowed considerably, stopped, or even (naturally) reversed then there is a chance that our technologies might catch up with our consumption (eg. improved recycling, synthetic generation of some resources from our waste, etc).

  22. Re:Don't need gene therapy... by cfulton · · Score: 4, Informative

    Also, have you ever given up salt for an extended amount of time? You'll be amazed how much it seems like candy after the first time you try it again ( was off salt for a 3 month personal test

    You cannot give up salt. You will die with no salt in your diet. Yes that is correct you will die if you don't eat enough salt. While too much salt can be detrimental, this crazy idea that salt is bad for you is just that "Crazy". I'm sure it tasted like candy because your body needed that salt. Salt helps maintain the fluid in our blood cells and is used to transmit information in our nerves and muscles. It is also used in the uptake of certain nutrients from our small intestines. Eat your salt.

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  23. Liao and the Limbaugh factor: by Hartree · · Score: 2

    This paper is written specifically to raise a fire storm with much wailing and gnashing of teeth on all sides.

    Meanwhile, Liao loves every minute of the spectacle and writes a couple of grant proposals based on it.

    Sorta like when Limbaugh or Beck or Imus etc, says something outrageous specifically because he's not been the center of attention lately.

  24. ive lead a project by nimbius · · Score: 3, Funny

    similar to the one mentioned, namely the project to dissuade humans from the taste of meat. My team works in shifts to identify common foods and cravings people may have. we have assembled around 30 meals we've identified as generally enjoyed
    in the US, and after nearly a decade of extensive testing and development im proud to say we've made significant progress. Of the commonly consumed edibles we've engineered, many test subjects eat only some of the food. often times they refuse to eat certain items entirely. By changing the color and texture of the food we've ensured that even the most visibly palletable foodstuffs remain of limited interest to numerous test groups.

    the project ive overseen has the potential for proven commercial success. should any reader need more information on patent licensing, design or independent consulting/partnering please feel free to contact me.

    regards,
    Mike Archer, President
    AppleBees Restaraunts.

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  25. Re:Don't need gene therapy... by onepoint · · Score: 2

    the sugar issue is very true, it almost becomes painful to taste. as for the salt, it's become interesting since I find different salt's have different effects on my taste buds, Kosher salt is sweet, very large flaky is sweet, table salt is bitter and too strong for me.

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  26. Resources spent delaying the inevitable are wasted by Spykk · · Score: 2

    Unless we develop a source of energy that has all the convienances of fossil fuels and costs less we should operate under the assumption that all fossil fuels will be burned eventually. It doesn't matter how many political drawbacks you attach to fossil fuels. If burning oil is the cheapest option then someone, somewhere will continue to do so. Any resources we tie up in trying to slow down the consumption of fossil fuels will ultimately have been wasted.
    We have two options when it comes to dealing with climate change. We can invest in developing a carbon neutral fuel source that costs less than fossil fuels without subsidies, or we can invest in adapting to a change that we cannot stop. Everything else is pointless politics that can only hurt us in the long run.

  27. Climate Change is the new eugenics. by Atypical+Geek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You may notice that many of the replies so far advocate population control* as the solution to climate change, aka anthropogenic global warming (AGW).

    * Forced sterilization, mandated use of birth control and so forth.

    A quick question for AGW proponents: do you want to give control over who can and cannot have children to the same people who gave you the TSA?

    1. Re:Climate Change is the new eugenics. by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Informative

      How do you know it already isn't? X-Ray back scatter scanners my ass.

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      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  28. Yet the 1991 Honda CRX/HF still gets 72 MPG by tlambert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yet the 1991 Honda CRX/HF still gets 72 MPG

    You know, if you don't run it on crappy California reformulated gas. If you run crappy California gas, it only gets 64 MPG. Which puts it in the same ballpark as the 1991 Geo Metro convertible, which gets 64 MPG on non-crappy California reformulated gas.

    Gotta keep that Chevron refinery monopoly going, they did so well by us with MTBE. Never mind that all vehicles since 1981 have Oxygen sensors, so Oxygenation of fuels does squat for pollution, unless you are driving a 1969 Ford Thunderbird or some other vehicle more than 31 years old.

    PS: the US auto industry specifically came up with transverse crash testing to disallow the CRX/HF being imported into the US. Basically, they had to figure out a crash test they could pass that CRX/HF couldn't in order to kill it. Never mind that being simultaneously T-boned from two directions is unlikely as hell.

    -- Terry

  29. Logans run by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    everyone dies at 40.

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  30. Re:No by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

    "Fighting climate change is actually a very conservative position."

    Bzzzzzzt! Incorrect. That is not at all "a conservative position", much less "a very conservative position". You just pulled that straw right out yer ass. A conservative position would be to acknowledge that climate has always changed, and changed radically. Then to investigate the claims that *this time* it's due to human activity instead of the mechanisms that had done it all those times in the past. *That* would be a conservative position.

    "But if we can not agree on that we might have to change ourselves rapidly."

    Hysteria.

  31. Re:OT -- your sig by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

    I wish they would have posted a story explaining the flag.

    They did, but somebody flagged it.

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