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Looking For iPad, Police Find 750 Pounds of Meth

An anonymous reader writes "Hot on the trail of a stolen iPad using the 'Find my iPad' feature in iOS, Police in San Jose tracked the stolen device back to an apartment complex where they then stumbled onto 750 pounds of meth. All told, the meth is worth about $35 million on the street. The seizure was one of the largest drug busts in recent memory."

195 comments

  1. Crime solved when Police do their job, News at 11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wait, you mean investigating actual crimes leads to discovery of other, actual crimes?

    SAY IT AIN'T SO

  2. $35 Million Dollars by Crasoose · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even drug lords cannot afford the new insane iPad prices.

    1. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Buying overpriced, shiny toys posing as computers isn't normal...

      . . . . . but on meth it is.

      MAC: Not even once.

    2. Re:$35 Million Dollars by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Someone else probably stole it and traded it for say $500 worth of drugs. Why take the hassle of waiting in the store when someone else will give it to you for cheap.

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    3. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, they probably traded it to the dealers for about 30 dollars worth of drugs. Usually when people buy or sell stolen goods in a straight up trade for drugs, they get 5-10% of the value.

    4. Re:$35 Million Dollars by MarkvW · · Score: 1

      That is one of the funniest posts I've read in a long time. Thanks!!

    5. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Mod this up. This is no doubt exactly what happened. People transporting/stashing large amounts of drugs have very important reasons to keep a low profile and not engage in risky, petty crime. They also could afford to buy their own iPad.

      They would have traded for much less than $500 worth though, most likely.

    6. Re:$35 Million Dollars by gnasher719 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Even drug lords cannot afford the new insane iPad prices.

      The actual lesson is: Criminals are bloody stupid. If I had $35 million worth of drugs in a place, I would avoid doing anything that could get the police into my place. Like stealing an iPad. Or even picking one up that someone left on the train or bus.

    7. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Pf0tzenpfritz · · Score: 1

      Yes, but people stashing 750 pounds of meth usually don't sell such small quantities. Especially not in exchange for stolen goods.

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    8. Re:$35 Million Dollars by kbob88 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The actual lesson is: Criminals are bloody stupid. If I had $35 million worth of drugs in a place, I would avoid doing anything that could get the police into my place. Like stealing an iPad. Or even picking one up that someone left on the train or bus.

      They're even stupider than you think. The police didn't have a search warrant, so they just asked if they could come in, and the people in the apartment said yes. Can you believe it? They've got $35mm worth of meth and they invite the cops in? They must have been under the influence of drugs at the time...

      By the way, to give credit where credit is due, it was detectives from Palo Alto who found the meth, not San Jose police, although the apartment was in San Jose.

    9. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Someone else probably stole it and traded it for say $500 worth of drugs. Why take the hassle of waiting in the store when someone else will give it to you for cheap.

      Not likely at all. A guy dealing in this large of a quantity is not likely to be selling in pieces as small as $500 would buy. And he's a good ways up the food chain from dealing with street junkies, and isn't going to take payment in the form of assorted stolen goods. If he was going to trade for an iPad, he'd have traded for a truckload of brand spanking new ones still in their factory packaging.

    10. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who dip into their own meth supply usually don't make good decisions, like stashing 750 pounds of meth in one place or trading small amounts of it for a stolen iPad.

    11. Re:$35 Million Dollars by schlachter · · Score: 1

      take with Meth for that truly magical experience

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    12. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPad probably changed hands several times after being sold by the original "supplier". Someone probably got it as a favor or good will offering.

    13. Re:$35 Million Dollars by HungryMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

      The actual lesson is: Criminals are bloody stupid. If I had $35 million worth of drugs in a place, I would avoid doing anything that could get the police into my place.

      Or like letting them in without a warrant. FTA:

      The officers didn't have a search warrant, so they knocked on the door of the apartment and asked the occupants for permission to come in. They consented, Tomkins said.

      But lets be honest, it's not that all criminals are stupid. The smarter ones are currently looking for the original owner of that iPad with some questons about those mp3's he has...

    14. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      According to my ex-girlfriend, this is the most recent time I've made anyone happy in the last 5 years. So you're welcome. d=

    15. Re:$35 Million Dollars by lgw · · Score: 1

      But lets be honest, it's not that all criminals are stupid. The smarter ones are currently looking for the original owner of that iPad with some questons about those mp3's he has...

      That's the most insight comment today!

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    16. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2

      They're even stupider than you think. The police didn't have a search warrant, so they just asked if they could come in, and the people in the apartment said yes. Can you believe it? They've got $35mm worth of meth and they invite the cops in? They must have been under the influence of drugs at the time...

      No drugs, just that damn reality distortion field.

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    17. Re:$35 Million Dollars by nbritton · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you could use being under the influance of drugs as a defense to invalid the consent to search. Illegal search would, in theory, let them walk.

    18. Re:$35 Million Dollars by nbritton · · Score: 1

      You would have to testify that you were on illegal drugs, which would mean shotting yourself in the foot. But that's probably better then being nailed for the distribution of 750 lbs of meth.

    19. Re:$35 Million Dollars by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      The person who is responsible for the iPad being on the premises is quite possibly already in a ditch

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    20. Re:$35 Million Dollars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's be honest... if they had said "no, you can't search", then the police would have arrested them, taken them to the station, and let them sit in a jail cell while the police got a probable cause warrant on the basis of the iPad location tracking. You say they need probable cause to make an arrest? Ha. Standing up for your rights is probable cause. Only criminals need rights, don't cha know?

  3. But did they recover the iPad???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ?????

    1. Re:But did they recover the iPad???? by Anrego · · Score: 2

      I'm no law technician, but sitcom knowledge tells me it'll probably now be evidence in an extremely lengthly legal case, and will be returned to the original owner later in the decade.

  4. Find My Meth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's an app for that!

  5. So the iPad by clickclickdrone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Had found its way back to Apple HQ?

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    1. Re:So the iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      More importantly, has the meth found its way back there?

    2. Re:So the iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coffee meets monitor. Well done.

    3. Re:So the iPad by Muramas95 · · Score: 1

      The iPad needed to be "confiscated" for police "investigation"

    4. Re:So the iPad by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      and Microsoft and Apple are nothing but patent trolls selling products to hipsters.

      Funny thing about that is that it pretty well sums up Apple...

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  6. Obligitory Apple-Troll Post by PessimysticRaven · · Score: 2

    Wait, so there's a drug that's MORE addictive and in-demand than something Apple produces? Who'dathunk?!

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    1. Re:Obligitory Apple-Troll Post by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True, but the Apple addicts are more dangerous to confront.

    2. Re:Obligitory Apple-Troll Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess they are. The police decided to bust the meth lab instead of recovering the iPad.

  7. Depressing by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

    Makes you wonder how much more of this stuff is out there. Meth is a bad, bad drug.

    1. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Macroeconomics 101: Reducing the supply without reducing the demand does not change the quantity supplied, it only changes the price.

    2. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's great for law enforcement, keeps 'em busy.

    3. Re:Depressing by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Meth is a bad, bad drug.

      ...which we prescribe to children...

      http://www.rxlist.com/desoxyn-drug.htm

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    4. Re:Depressing by SuricouRaven · · Score: 3, Informative

      Only if that demand is perfectly inelastic. In a more accurate model, the change in the price in turn changes demand: If meth costs more, fewer people will start using it.

    5. Re:Depressing by bamwham · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Peolple who start using it is an increase to demand. The issue is what are the current users going to do if the price goes up. The addiction is strong enough that the "elastic demand-to-price" assumption is likely unreasonable. Addicts will find a way to pay the higher price, also note that this is a drug for which one can developa chemical dependency with one use. It breaks most of the economic models which were developed to study things like Sugar. It is much closer to the models that were developed to study Oil.

    6. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Demand for physically addictive drugs is pretty damn inelastic. Since we're being pedantic, in an even more accurate model, the change in price changes the supply as more firms enter the market and then the price goes back down. If meth costs more, more firms will start supplying it.

    7. Re:Depressing by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      Nope, RTFA, this is crystal meth.

    8. Re:Depressing by Sarten-X · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've been diagnosed with ADHD for the past 12 years or so. For the last 6, I've gone untreated. As an illustration of how screwed-up my body chemistry is, consider that I drink 4 cups of caffeinated coffee daily at work, primarily to reduce the jumpy focus. A short while (30-60 minutes) after my first cup, focusing on a single idea becomes much easier. I'll drink more to maintain that focus through the day. In the late afternoon, I'll sometimes switch to caffeinated soft drinks, mostly for taste. In the evenings, I'll have another caffeinated soft drink, to relax me for sleep. I'll often be happily unconscious by 11.

      ADHD is weird. Stimulants (like caffeine and more potent drugs like methamphetamine) even out the brain chemistry, making people like me closer to normal. For myself, I spent much of my time in college training myself to focus, so the slight assistance of caffeine is all I usually need, but I'm a pretty mild case now. It doesn't surprise me at all that some people are prescribed methamphetamines to slow down.

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    9. Re:Depressing by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 2

      So? Crystal meth is an express elevator to hell. Humanity would have been better served if it never existed. I'm expressing my depression that it even exists.

    10. Re:Depressing by CubicleZombie · · Score: 1

      Drugs are the best example of inelastic demand.

      I don't know about meth, but I do know that the price of cigarettes has no effect on how much I want one or how many I would consume. Anyone who's taken macroeconomics knows that cigarette taxes are entirely about revenue, not prevention. Addiction's a bitch.

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    11. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impurities aside, "crystal meth" is methamphetamine is desoxyn.

    12. Re:Depressing by SMoynihan · · Score: 3, Informative

      Crystal meth is Methamphetamine (pure, in a crystalline form).

      Desoxyn is also Methamphetamine ((S)-N,-dimethylbenzeneethanamine hydrochloride).

      No essential difference (apart from dose).

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine

    13. Re:Depressing by Anrego · · Score: 1

      It is much closer to the models that were developed to study Oil.

      Except that you can't really produce oil in your basement following info found on the internet.

      I suspect this will at most create a supply void that will quickly be filled by existing suppliers upping their production, and new suppliers entering a previously (one would assume) saturated market.

      I guess it depends too on how much current suppliers keep in stock. That is, does the shortage hit right away, or is there a fairly long grace period for production to pick up. If the later, there might not be any change at all.

    14. Re:Depressing by blind+biker · · Score: 0

      Meth is nowhere as bad as alcohol. Alcohol is a real killer, wrecker of lives and families. Even tobacco is more addictive and more destructive than meth.

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    15. Re:Depressing by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 4, Informative

      My sister has ADHD. When she was younger (under 12) we used to have to give her hot chocolate or even mochas before bed in order for her to fall asleep. You get some weird looks from people when you say that ("You give her caffeine so she can sleep?"). But it works.

      It's strange how you have to give someone stimulants in order for the body to catch up to the brain, thus evening things out and allowing them to concentrate and "be normal".

      She's now on Dexedrin and , both amphetamines, both stimulants, both used to relax/calm her down enough to get on with her day.

      Yeah, ADHD is a weird chemical imbalance.

    16. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You see plenty of alcoholics who live to a ripe old age. Meth kills fast and makes you look like crap compared to alcohol. I'd take a beer belly vs. tooth loss and the hollow look of a meth face any day.

      Illegal meth production also creates much worse environmental problems than illegal alcohol production. I'd much rather buy a house where moonshine was made than one where meth was manufactured.

    17. Re:Depressing by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that it takes years of heavy drinking to start turning your insides into mush (mainly liver/kidneys, which are easily repairable), and only a few months of heavy meth use to turn your brain into mush (which is extremely hard to repair).

      Alcoholism tends to grow slowly over time. Meth addiction tends to go from nothing to "holy shit, the bat people are everywhere man, you gotta protect me" in no time flat. Especially if you start smoking it.

      And if you quit drinking, your body can recupurate and recover from most of the damage. If you quit meth after years of hardcore use, your body is still messed up.

      Alcohol is bad. But meth is 1000s of times worse.

    18. Re:Depressing by AlecC · · Score: 1

      As the price rises, margins rise. As margins rise, the sales people (pushers), who are 100% on commission, are more and more motivated to sell more. And, being already illegal, they are not controlled by truth in advertising, consumer protection or anything similar. And they provide a one-to-one sales pitch that car dealers would die for.

      The illegal drugs marketing operation is, probably by an order of magnitude, the best funded marketing operation in the world. And marketing works - that is why businesses shell out for it.

      So attacking supply increase prices which increases marketing which increases demand. Experience is that decriminalising drugs reduces demand.

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    19. Re:Depressing by RobCull · · Score: 1

      Additionally, if the risks/losses associated with supplying increase, then fewer people will start supplying- even while some suppliers may raise prices to compensate.

      There is also an upper limit. A supplier sustains losses, prices rise to compensate, and the supplies continue to reach the demand. However, if a supplier sustains too much loss, the supplier may be unable to continue supplying. Basically, a company can go bankrupt (inb4 government bailout for drug trade).

    20. Re:Depressing by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 2

      Ahahahahahahahaha!

      I'm "parroting" experience, not "the powers that be".

      And I never said anything about the legality of alcohol. Just a comparison on the effects of alcohol/meth on the body. And the effects of meth, especially on the brain, are a hell of a lot worse than alcohol.

    21. Re:Depressing by retroworks · · Score: 1

      Also quality.

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    22. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gonna agree with you on the Bat People thing. That shit stays with you for years. Speaking from my parroting experience too.

    23. Re:Depressing by theelectron · · Score: 1

      Your statement is bullshit by the fact that alcohol is a legal and socially accepted drug and that is why it is more prevalent.

    24. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that there is a documented negative correlation between price of cigarettes and consumption. Also, one must consider short-term elasticity and long-term. A spike in gasoline prices produces a negligible short-term effect on gas consumption. But a long-term increase in prices changes behaviors. People choose to work closer, drive less and buy more gas efficient cars. i would imagine the same in the addictive drug market.

    25. Re:Depressing by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      . For myself, I spent much of my time in college training myself to focus

      Can you elaborate on this? I find at work I am divided among 12 tasks simultaneously. After so many years of this, I've found it hard to sit through a book like I used to and just read cover to cover... instead, I skim and jump around. What exercises did you use? Any online references?

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    26. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that you can't really produce oil in your basement following info found on the internet.

      Sure you can. Chemistry is as chemistry does. And ethanol is cheaper to make per gram than meth.

    27. Re:Depressing by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Methamphetamine ((S)-N,-diMethylbenzeneethanamine hydrochloride)

      Hah! Really cleverly hidden, dear Apple, but you won't be able to talk your way out of it this time, not with this and the iPad as evidence!

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    28. Re:Depressing by drdaz · · Score: 1

      The most important difference is route of administration - the dosage is likely surprisingly similar (to start with).

      Prescribed stimulants are meant to be ingested, and thus slowly absorbed. The same chemicals snorted, smoked, or injected reach the brain much faster, producing a rush, which is what recreational stimulant users crave.

      It's this craving that causes repeat use, and increasing dosages.

    29. Re:Depressing by Sarten-X · · Score: 2

      No references, I'm afraid, but I do know a few things that definitely helped.

      Firstly, I've benefited most from meditation. I spent many years taking dance lessons (every programmer needs a backup career), and at one point worked with an instructor who touted the benefits of meditation. Her technique was to lie on the floor, and focus on relaxing one muscle group at a time, working from the toes to the face, with the idea being that you develop awareness of the separate muscles, and the ability to control them independently. While the benefits to my agility are questionable, I did develop the ability to cure my own hiccups on demand (a minor superpower) and more importantly to clear my mind. I've since also found connections to Buddhist and Zen meditation, where the subject simply sits idly while the world (and thoughts) pass in and out of mind with no concern.

      Second and opposite was my tendency to completely overrun myself with tasks. At specific times (generally dictated by the poor judgement of a college student) I'd allow my workload to pile up until I had far too many things to do at once. I'd choose the one most centrally related to the others, and work on it. While my conscious effort went to the task at hand, I'd try to accept the interruptions of thoughts related to the other projects. Perhaps while working on a program, I'd suddenly think of how an algorithm should work for a different program. When writing a paper, I might figure out the perfect conclusion to a different paper. Those ideas would be written down (in whatever notation I could devise that makes sense - including at one point a diagram that looked like two skyscrapers with a tightrope between them, detailing a sorting algorithm). Then'd I'd go back to the main project, and remain there until it was done. I'd pick the project with the most new ideas, and continue with that.

      Alternating between the two, I could satisfy my innate need to multitask, yet still maintain some small amount of sanity. A steady supply of Mountain Dew gave the slight chemical boost, and I soon got used to the feeling of controlling my focus. It's still difficult, and I still think the absurd thoughts (such as contemplating my favorite style and curvature for a handwritten 'L', or whether an elephant would be in pain if its tusks grew to curve backwards and twisted together over its back), but I can control them if I try.

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    30. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its very common for adult with ADHD to medicate them selfes.
      The effects of cannabis work pretty good for me, I even stoped smoking it half a year ago, now I consume it vaporized or bound to fat. Ofcorse for a steady regulation of quality etc you need to grow its your self, or know someone you trust. Getting it from thirdpartys can be dangerus and hard to regulate. No matter what Drug you take.

    31. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't speak for him, but I just invented my own kind of meditation. It helps if there isn't a lot of noise when trying this.

      While sitting someplace comfortably:
      1) Allow your eyes to relax and focus at a comfortable distance
      2) Try to focus on your senses; just what you see and hear
      3) When you catch your mind starting to wander, acknowledge and repeat the thought to yourself
      Repeat for a couple minutes and it becomes easier to focus, just by raising your awareness of what's going on in your mind.

      These days, I rarely ever need to do this. I'm not sure the meditation helped in the long run, or just improved eating and sleeping did the trick. I work fewer hours, so when I fall asleep I can stay asleep until I wake up without an alarm. I also figured out I had a pretty bad iodine deficiency that was making me feel fatigued more than usual (for me, tired and hyper have always been half backwards - I've never been diagnosed clinically with ADHD, though).

    32. Re:Depressing by ifrag · · Score: 1

      For the last 6, I've gone untreated.

      consider that I drink 4 cups of caffeinated coffee daily at work

      So not entirely untreated... unless you only consider prescription drugs to be treatment.

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    33. Re:Depressing by HolyCrapSCOsux · · Score: 1

      Cigarettes are also legal and accepted by society to a point. Meth is neither. I quit smoking because it was a good Idea not because of cost. The cost of cigarettes was included in my budget. (first)

      At my peak, I was smoking 2-3 packs a day. I drove less.

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    34. Re:Depressing by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Perhaps "almost untreated" or "semi-treated" would be better. I do not see a doctor of any kind about it anymore, and I take no regulated medications, both of which I did (along with drinking caffeine) during the first 6 years. Since I come from the medical data field, having no doctor's treatment plan means I consider myself, for data purposes, to be untreated (which is really just "not actively treated according to the currently-accepted medical consensus").

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    35. Re:Depressing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember kids, meth heads make crack addicts look healthy!

    36. Re:Depressing by Lando · · Score: 1

      The problem with adhd is that the frontal lob isn't working like it should, by dumping stimulants into the body the brain is stimulated to work. The frontal lob being where impulse control is located, by stimulating it, the ADD/ADHD person actually gains control over their impulses rather than responding to everything else that happens around them.

      While in the military, I used to drink a pot of coffee before bed in order to actually sleep. The biggest problem with regulating your impulse control through caffeine for me is that if I don't maintain my dosage withdrawal effects trigger migraines whereupon I spend the next 6-8 hours puking every time there is a loud noise or bright light.

      It's kind of interesting that most stimulants have little to no effect ridalin; cocaine, etc at prescribed levels don't seem to work. Being class A drugs I'm not allowed to take the dosage that really would make an impact therefore, use of wellbutrin, caffeine, etc at 5x recommended dose is generally what I am put on while under treatment. I'm currently not under treatment, dropped the ball a while back and it's hard to pull myself together enough to get back into the doctors office.

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    37. Re:Depressing by swalve · · Score: 1

      The "nice" thing about alcohol is that as you start to overdose, it makes you pass out. Stimulants don't have that built in governor, so you can take a lot more than you should. Hell, just to get high off of stimulants you have take more than you should, because the high is a side effect of the actual stimulant effect. It's like shooting yourself in the foot because you like the smell of gunpowder.

    38. Re:Depressing by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I was reading a report a while ago in my native city (I couldn't find an online citation so I am probably not going to be believed - i found it hard to believe when I first saw it) that said that 1 in 280 people in Adelaide was an injecting Heroin user.

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    39. Re:Depressing by sudonymous · · Score: 1

      HOLY FUCKING SHIT, MAN. I love your sense of logic.

      Meth turns you to mush in a month. The withdrawal makes you want to die. It is bad.

      Alcohol turns you to mush in a few decades. However, alcohol is much more addictive than meth, because there are thousands of more alchol addicts than meth addicts. And the withdrawal can actually be FATAL (unlike meth). Therefore, alcohol is much worse than meth.

      By further extension of this profound twist of logic, WATER will turn you to mush in 80-100 years. And if alcohol is bad because THOUSANDS are addicted to it, water is MUCH more addictive than even alcohol, because it is consumed by EVERYONE! And the withdrawal from water WILL BE FATAL! Therefore, water is MUCH worse than alcohol!

  8. iPad was tracked to a Pollos Hermanos warehouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or was it under a commercial laundry?

  9. But did they recover the iPod? by UnifiedTechs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Article doesn't say.

    1. Re:But did they recover the iPod? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They did. It does:

      After tracking down the iPad to an apartment complex in San Jose, the Palo Alto Police entered the apartment and were stunned to find, in addition to the iPad, one of the largest methamphetamine stashes ever seized in the US.

  10. Yes, but... by Sez+Zero · · Score: 2, Insightful

    BUT WHAT ABOUT THE iPAD!?!

    1. Re:Yes, but... by Dyinobal · · Score: 1

      It was involved in a drug bust, it's entirely possible it will vanish into police bureaucracy and be claimed by someone who has no business having it and any attempts to claim it by the actual owner will be met with lots of indirect and passive resistance. AKA redtape.

    2. Re:Yes, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conspiracy Troll; crawl back into your conspiracy hole.

    3. Re:Yes, but... by bipbop · · Score: 1

      Police seize and keep stuff all the time, even without charging anyone. Consider Tenaha, Texas. Or Detroit. But the problem is pervasive.

      It's thanks to civil asset forfeiture law that police can keep your stuff, even if they don't charge you with any crime. This isn't news, and it isn't a "conspiracy", as you put it, just (increasingly) common practice among law enforcement.

  11. heisenbergh by omar_armas · · Score: 1

    Heisenbergh would be very upset!

    1. Re:heisenbergh by tusam · · Score: 1

      He would be, for such bad spelling.

      Goes to show one thing; if you want to be remembered, forget about nobel prices and learn Auto-Tune.

    2. Re:heisenbergh by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure this is a reference to the TV show "Breaking Bad." The main character is a chemist who makes meth under the street name of Heisenberg.

      To my knowledge, the show doesn't use auto-tune in any way, but I think the post still illustrates your point.

    3. Re:heisenbergh by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      I believe that's Nobel prizes Mr. Spelling Nazi.

    4. Re:heisenbergh by tusam · · Score: 1

      I rarely point out typos but when I do I make one too.

    5. Re:heisenbergh by tusam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he took it in reference to the physicist.
      What I meant by auto-tune was that general public don't care about physicists (which might be one reason why names get misspelled), so better make bad music if you care about fame.

    6. Re:heisenbergh by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he took it in reference to the physicist.

      Are you certain?

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  12. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by kelemvor4 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wait, you mean investigating actual crimes leads to discovery of other, actual crimes?

    SAY IT AIN'T SO

    I'm not sure theft of an ipad is really a "crime".. more like a "favor" in my opinion.

  13. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More shockingly, criminals (at least the ones who get caught) are not especially intelligent.

    This kind of stuff seems quite popular here, as police need a metric tonne of evidence to investigate a possible grow op / drug operation .. you hear about police stumbling into grow ops while investigating other crimes more than you here about police directly investigating and finding them.

  14. Morons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    FTA:
    >The officers didn't have a search warrant, so they knocked on the door of the apartment and asked the occupants for permission to come in. They consented, Tomkins said.

    My. God. Hey, I'm glad that those drugs are off the market now, but are people with $35M in drugs that stupid? Even if they made the cops get a search warrant, the drugs are unrelated to the iPad, so they would not have gotten in trouble if they'd simply said no (right? I always thought illegal items unrelated to a search warrant cannot be confiscated).

    1. Re:Morons by Anrego · · Score: 1

      There must be some very interesting psychology happening there, because you hear about this all the time. Granted not when $35M of drugs are involved, but you do hear about people consenting to completely voluntary searches, even when the police clearly explain they don’t have to consent and it is voluntary .. only to have drugs / weapons / stolen property found.

      Then again, stupid criminals get caught more often ... so maybe there is some selection bias happening.

    2. Re:Morons by DrgnDancer · · Score: 1

      It's illegal to search for things outside of the terms of search warrant. If you walk in and discover palates of drugs on the living room floor you can still use that as evidence. Once you're inside anything in obvious view or come across in what was clearly intended as a search for the original item is OK. If your warrant is for something large and you check under the seat cushions, what you find is probably not admissible. If you're looking for an iPad and you check under the seat cushions, but find a diamond ring it's probably admissible (it's reasonable to think someone might have hidden an iPad under seat cushions).

      Basically the cops can't search for anything not in the warrant, but if they find something not on the warrant without looking for it, they're probably OK. There's gray areas here, obviously. Very small items might be hidden almost anywhere so it's hard to argue that almost anything found wasn't in the scope of the search, but that's mostly how it works.

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    3. Re:Morons by vlm · · Score: 1

      1) Often its the cops word against the perps word as to permission being granted.

      2) You're also assuming the cops are successful more than 1 in 100 times.
      Permitting to search means they glance at things for a minute and leave you alone, mostly. I have been searched at a speeding traffic stop late at night. They don't waste hours of their time unless they've had an anonymous tip or you smell like a cheech and chong movie. The cop searching my car was pretty much looking for open containers. (no I was not drunk, I pretty much don't even drink, don't like it)
      If you don't give them permission, they get excited and you sit there for hours until they get a judge to sign a warrant, or they bring out a police dog trained to "signal" on command, then surprisingly it signals (after they command it) and they use that as justification to tear the car apart.

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    4. Re:Morons by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      It's not really $35M in meth. When these drug busts happen, to make them seem more sensational the recorded "street value" of the drug is the going price sold in its smallest quantity, completely ignoring that someone moving a large quantity probably isn't breaking it up and selling it on the street themselves. That would be like saying the $10 carton of candy bars you can get at Sams/Costco is worth $50 because there are 50 bars in the carton and you can sell them in a vending machine for $1 each. In reality, it's a $10 box of candy with the potential to be resold for up to $50.

    5. Re:Morons by tragedy · · Score: 1

      There was some reality show where they broke in and robbed businesses (with the owners prior consent) that I saw an episode of once. Can't remember the name of it. Anyway, they broke into a bar and stole a number of things, including a number of liquor bottles. In their summation, they talked about the value of what they'd stolen. They valued the liquor in something like the high tens of thousands of dollars, clearly based on the fact that, sold shot by shot, that's how much money the bar can make from selling it. It was ridiculous of course since real thieves would never get that much for it, and it was also drastically above what replacing it would cost the bar-owner.

    6. Re:Morons by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      besides there is also the trick of calling back to base to have the warrant "re-cut" since Probable Cause for X can get you a new warrant to search for evidence of X.

      lots of Shake and Bake is possible

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  15. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Pieroxy · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm not sure theft of an ipad is really a "crime".. more like a "favor" in my opinion.

    No no, it is a crime. The damned Apple device sells like hot potatoes on eBay. Its theft represents big bucks lost !

  16. Why is this on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    So, why are stories like this on Slashdot in the first place? Just because an iPad was mentioned? Come on, editors.

    1. Re:Why is this on Slashdot? by PessimysticRaven · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, AC, but my schadenfreude is at an all-time high when I read stories such as this one. Reminds me of the deadly waves of stupid that come wafting off some people. Particularly some criminals.

      In other words, Slashdot is performing a vital social service.

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  17. Not even once... by Theophany · · Score: 1

    New iPad theft awareness campaign?

  18. Hard to swallow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have trouble believing the police were looking for an iPad during their warrantless search.

    1. Re:Hard to swallow by Anrego · · Score: 0

      Luckily there is a whole process between arrest and prison with lawyers and gavels and stuff to sort that out. The system does kinda work sometimes.

      As a side effect, that ipad is probably going to be evidence and the origional owner will probably not see it again till some time later on in the decade. That's one Apple product off the street.. and that's how these things are done.. one battle at a time!

  19. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Camaro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is so true. I live near a major highway and hear all the time about major drug busts that occurred because less-than-intelligent traffickers got pulled over because of something stupid like speeding. They never seem to learn. If you're going to haul a metric shitload of dope across the country, make sure all your lights work and stay close to the speed limit!

  20. An Apple is a terrible thing to waste by FudRucker · · Score: 2

    Sure they call em Apples but it is really a Gateway drug,

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  21. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More to the point that Police should really put more effort into solving the small crimes. As it could lead them to going to the big ones.

    Usually when someone is doing a big crime they will try very hard to cover up all their tracks. When they do a small one or probably more to the case someone else who is doing the small crime will make more mistakes. What probably happened was some dude who needed money for meth stole the iPad and then traded it for Meth to the dealer.

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  22. Another win .... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... in the war to stamp out addictive substances that are destroying our youth!

    And they found some meth as well.

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  23. This would be funny if it was lost in the owners.. by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Funny

    This would be funny if it was lost in the owners own apartment.

  24. Why such a huge ammount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Why was there so much in one place? Apparently they stumbled upon a regional or perhaps even national distribution node. I can't believe tweekers are coming up with $35 million to support their habits in San Jose on a regular basis.

    I think they said on the news that unrefined meth was moved up from Mexico and that they were doing the final step in the process to make it marketable. Why would the cartels risk so much on one distribution point though?

    1. Re:Why such a huge ammount? by digitig · · Score: 1

      Well, one possibility is that the police are paying way over the odds for their meth. Does anybody here know -- er, admit to knowing -- the actual street price of meth?

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    2. Re:Why such a huge ammount? by ThinkWeak · · Score: 1

      It looks like it would come out to be about $104 and change per gram. I don't buy/use meth, but I think that's in the ballpark.

    3. Re:Why such a huge ammount? by mikael_j · · Score: 1

      Do keep in mind that police estimates of the value of the drugs are often street-level prices. Someone who's sitting on meth worth $35 million on the street isn't out selling it in those quantities. They buy or manufacture a large batch at price much lower than the street price, then they sell it in smaller batches at a price which is higher than the one they paid but still a lot less than the street price, the next guy in the chain is probably the guy who sells smaller batches to individual dealers (who in turn sell it to users).

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    4. Re:Why such a huge ammount? by vlm · · Score: 1

      Historically this would be the first drug story in the history of journalism to not have the dollar value hyperinflated to get bigger headlines. I googled around and shockingly the going rate seems to be around $80/gram with the average user using about a gram a day. I would have expected with the usual cop and journalist filters the price would be $10/gram but it is shockingly accurate, which is odd. Usually do not expect truth from cops and journalists. Weird.

      The big problem is there is a substantial bulk discount in that business... divided up into one gram packets and sold, you might get $80 for each packet, but 750 pounds on a pallet or whatever I suspect you'll be lucky to get a quarter that price.

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  25. Dumbass Drug Dealer: Has $35 million of meth, by illumynite · · Score: 1

    Can't break-down and buy an iPad at Best Buy up the street.

    1. Re:Dumbass Drug Dealer: Has $35 million of meth, by ThinkWeak · · Score: 1

      Just a guess, but I'm thinking maybe someone traded "their iPad" for meth. That's just a guess though.

  26. And we're supposed to care because...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... because there was an iPad supposedly involved? Is that why ./ needs to hear about this?

  27. Heisenberg ?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean the next series is cancelled ?!

  28. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by CubicleZombie · · Score: 0

    And when they ask for permission to search, say "NO!"

    My local newspaper lists arrests every week, and it always start out with a speeding stop, then drugs found during a consent search. Even if you're not guilty, who knows if the previous owner of your car didn't hide a joint somewhere and forget about it.

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  29. Apple = Gatway Drug by qwertphobia · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately for Apple, this is yet more proof that their products are a gateway drug.

    First you get a free iTunes card, so you need some free software from Apple.

    Then you realize that iTunes doesn't support yout Zune, so you get an iPod Nano next time around.

    Before you realize it, you're knee deep in stolen iPads and $25M in high-grade meth.

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  30. *sniff* Hand me a tissue... by lazlo · · Score: 1

    The real tragedy here is to think of how many cold symptoms could have been avoided if that meth had been allowed to remain unadulterated in its beautiful unsullied pseudophedrine form.

    Meth must really be a hell of a drug. People are willingly converting PSE into meth, which logically leads to the conclusion that meth is even better than NyQuil. I didn't think such a thing was possible.

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    1. Re:*sniff* Hand me a tissue... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Just try to snort NyQuill and see what happens. I dare you.

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    2. Re:*sniff* Hand me a tissue... by lazlo · · Score: 1

      {snnnooorrrttt} "Hey, this stuff smells like-" BOOM! you're in a coma.

      (Dennis Leary FTW)

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    3. Re:*sniff* Hand me a tissue... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Meth is actually a far more efficiacious decongestant than pseudoephedrine ever was.

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    4. Re:*sniff* Hand me a tissue... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It is a hell of a drug. Extremely addicting to the point of toothless men sucking and swallowing for another hit. If you know what I mean. Dignity? WTF is that???

      In all seriousness watch this. http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/

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    5. Re:*sniff* Hand me a tissue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also a much better laxative and appetite suppressant than ephedrine. :)

  31. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Brian+Feldman · · Score: 1

    Why would you assume that when you know the dealer* could have stolen it as well?

    I think you probably meant broker or something.

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  32. Meanwhile, in Apple HQ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Minion: Sir, there's a story that the police found 750 pounds of meth while they were searching for the iPad
    Tim Cook: But what about the iPad?

    Minion: Errr... story doesn't say

    Ghost of Steve Jobs: This is unacceptable Tim. People must be focused on the iPad

    TC: Sorry my lord, but how will we draw their attention away from the meth?

    GoSJ: Simple. Make the iPad even more addicting than 750 pounds of Meth!

    Minion: Oh, how about we use it as our new marketing campaign? "For the LOW LOW price of 599, you can be just as addicted as paying 35 million dollars for meth!"

    GoSJ: Good thinking minion. Tim, see to it that he gets promoted

    Minion: Really? Dose that mean I get to...?

    TC: Yes, minion. You're going to the Genius Bar.

  33. Find My MethPad (NT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find My MethPad (NT)

  34. 780 by Crasoose · · Score: 1

    One small correction, the amount of meth found was 780 pounds not 750 pounds as listed in the summary.

    1. Re:780 by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Are you SURE you saw 780 pounds? You know, mistakes are made. Here, take this envelope and think carefully about just how much meth was found.

  35. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by dave024 · · Score: 1

    And hope the cop doesn't just lie on the report and say you consented to a search.

  36. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or just trade up CIs.

    Arrest someone for a petty crime.. give them a break for the name/evidence against a more serious criminal. Rinse and repeat. Druggie sells out his dealer, who sells out his supplier, who sells out someone else.. etc.

  37. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Well, it IS white, overpriced, pushed heavily by dealers, and addictive to the point where criminal activity starts over it. But it weighs more than an iPad. Easy to get confused, boys. Let's head back to the station."

  38. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They were investigating the missing iPad 3.

  39. Proper drug busts only by accident then? by fleeped · · Score: 1

    Says a lot about the police corruption.. (obviously not referring to TFA's guys)

  40. Just another reason to go after small crimes by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Often local police don't pursue small crimes like theft. They don't fingerprint cars that have stolen radios, or follow-up when you report your cell phone stolen (despite the fact that it probably broadcasts a GUID and is GPS trackable with a warrant).

    However, going after small crimes can be a way to go after big crimes. Somebody who has stolen an iPad could very well be into some other crime, and when you walk into their house anything in plain sight is fair game. Plus there is the whole bit about nipping problems in the bud - the teenager stealing radios today could be trading in guns in a few years.

    Sure, fingerprinting the car with a stolen radio costs more than replacing the radio, but the goal isn't to replace the radio - it is to deter real crime, and send the message that stealing is going to get you in trouble.

    1. Re:Just another reason to go after small crimes by gewalker · · Score: 1

      When I had my car stereo stolen (it was a nice system) the cops did not even show-up, they just assigned a number so I could report it on insurance. This was 25 years ago. I doubt it has improved since then. I was pretty sure I knew who stole it too -- since my roommate saw my neighbors installing it in their car.

      You can report a stolen gun from the car too, then later realize that you failed to return the gun to the car after cleaning it. They get interested in the stolen gun reports. Of course, this would be filing a false police report, so of course I am not recommending illegal activity - that would be wrong.

    2. Re:Just another reason to go after small crimes by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a suggestion I read (probably on /.) about avoiding TSA luggage tampering. Place a component of a gun in your luggage and declare it at the counter - the luggage has to be secure and locked, and they'll search it in your presence and you keep the only key. A component creates less gun law hassles at your destination, though obviously you'd be an idiot not to be VERY familiar with the laws.

  41. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by peted56 · · Score: 1

    The dealer had 35M of meth, would hardly be bothered with stealing something "worth" $50.

  42. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They sell hot potatoes on eBay? How do they stay hot until I get them? They must have some super high efficiency insulation to wrap them in!

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  43. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by The+Grassy+Knoll · · Score: 2

    If you're going to haul a metric shitload of dope across the country, make sure all your lights work and stay close to the speed limit!

    And make sure you don't get stuck in a tunnel!

    .

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  44. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm sure that happens. But, I've refused to allow cops to search my vehicles, and so has my son. When I have refused, they threatened to bring a dog out to sniff my vehicle. The last time my son refused, they actually brought a dog out. The dog walked around the car three times, without alerting. The cop had the dog to "Sit" beside the driver's door, dog looked around for a few seconds, then slobbered on the door. "Ha, he's found something! That's what he does when he's alerting us!"

    Bunch of losers found nothing of course - all they did was to waste their time, and the kid's time.

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  45. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but in their defence, it was an accident.

  46. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2

    Well we are assuming the dealer wasn't also an idiot who would risk $35M worth of drugs for an electronic device you can get brand new for $500, $800 tops with all the options. At this point we don't know the details of who stole the iPad and everyone is speculating. But what is known is that the police asked to be let in the apartment without a warrant. And the tenants agreed even though they had 750 lbs of meth "lying around". The article makes it sound that the drugs were in plain sight.

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  47. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    My elderly mother has an iPad, the best that has happened to her in a long while. She uses Skype on it to keep in touch with relatives in other cities, keeps all her photos on it, and plays games on it when idle. Stealing it from her wouldn't be just a crime, it would be downright cruel.

    You think you're being funny, but for every show-off and zealot that waves their iPad around as a sign of their superiority, there's another human being who quietly makes good proper use of it.

  48. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Pieroxy · · Score: 4, Funny

    They sell hot potatoes on eBay? How do they stay hot until I get them?

    With Nathalie Portman!

    *realizes* Damn. Grits. It's hot grits, not potatoes...

  49. Wow big bust by doston · · Score: 1

    Police looking for an iPad? Must have been a special customer to get the police on the case for their iPad. And that much meth? Did they stumble into a CIA supply house? Can't imagine any dealer having that much....sounds government sized.

    1. Re:Wow big bust by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

      Must have been a special customer to get the police on the case for their iPad.

      iPad 4 prototype

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  50. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by BeerCur · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lets see I'll have that big bag of Meth over there, and here is the agreed price of a Million Dollars and an IPad.

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  51. Apple Products lead to Drug Use by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

    I need to apply for a grant to study this.

  52. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Good point, that is \i am sure what happened, yet the ipad gps does not worry about who stole it, only that it is stolen and needs to be found.
    I think there should be a cyber unit dedicated to this sort of thing, where the ipad will be used as a decoy to setup the perps, and then track it to the HQ of those perps, of course you need some pretty grungy looking peeps to make the dealer take the ipad from them for a meth trade off.

  53. 750 pounds? by david.given · · Score: 4, Funny

    750 pounds is 35 million dollars? Has the value of the dollar against the pound slipped again?

  54. Worth by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    "The bust was worth...
    throws dart at board full of absurd, freshly ass-pulled numbers
    $35 million dollars!!"

  55. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by kryliss · · Score: 0

    See, there's the problem with these iPads.. Elderly mothers should be making cookies and knitting scarves, sweaters and hats that we will never wear! Not playing Angry Pidgeons or working on eCrochet or iCrossStitch!!

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  56. Re:This would be funny if it was lost in the owner by schlachter · · Score: 1

    or if someone stole an ipad and placed it in their apartment as a high tech way to give an anonymous tip to the police!

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  57. Guilty of Felony Stupidity by QuincyDurant · · Score: 1

    Most criminals in the jail are really, really stupid. I wonder sometimes about the ones who don't get caught; how many of those are there?

    Example:Another guy broke into our office and left his Lockheed employee badge on the floor. He stole some checks to pay for gas nearby and used his own drivers license as ID. Since the drivers license and the employee badge belonged to the same person, San Jose PD was able to crack the case.

    Example: Another guy charged with armed robbery went to visit his lawyer. The case was weak enough that he might have gotten off. But he was caught for using slugs in the building's pay phone--a federal crime.

  58. Police officer probably said... by noTimeAtAll · · Score: 1

    "But it is not an iPad!"

  59. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I live near a major highway and hear all the time about major drug busts that occurred because less-than-intelligent traffickers got pulled over because of something stupid like speeding.

    In the majority of those cases, the officer (or his intel) knew that there was a high probability that the vehicle was hauling drugs. Fortunately, police cannot pull you over based on the intel alone. They have to find a reason to pull you over. Fortunate for the cops, it's absolutely impossible for a human to drive anywhere without committing a violation. Example: The un-posted speed limit of Seattle is 25mph. If you turn onto a 35mph roadway, you can only drive 25mph until you are in view of a 35mph sigh, even if you have prior knowledge that the speed limit is 35. I've seen cases where a van (carrying drugs) was pulled over because their tinted windows were too tinted... At 11PM. On a highway. By four squad cards.
     
    Once they have the car pulled over, they are entitled to a plain sight search. They will also try to compel/coerce the driver into consenting to a search. If the driver does not fall to their interrogation, they can release the hounds as a means to circumvent the 5th amendment.
     
    It's an interesting game.

  60. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by gknoy · · Score: 1

    I realize you're joking, but I think that mothers (elderly or not) should be doing things that exercise their minds and are fun. If that means she reads the Wall Street Journal, plays Angry Birds, or even keeps up on facebook (and skype/facetime), more power to her! I'd rather have monthly video chats with my mom than get something knitted for christmas anyway.

  61. While that makes logical sense by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Criminals are often dumb and greedy. If you search around you'll be amazed at the number of stories of people carrying lots of drugs getting busted for speeding, or having expired tags, or equally stupid shit. You'd think they would be real careful, but they often aren't.

  62. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Well we are assuming the dealer wasn't also an idiot who would risk $35M worth of drugs for an electronic device you can get brand new for $500, $800 tops with all the options.

    Don't bet against the stupidity of criminals. From the FBI report on the 1993 World Trade Center Bombing:

    In the rubble investigators uncovered a vehicle identification number on a piece of wreckage that seemed suspiciously obliterated. A search of our crime records returned a match: the number belonged to a rented van reported stolen the day before the attack. An Islamic fundamentalist named Mohammad Salameh had rented the vehicle, we learned, and on March 4, an FBI SWAT team arrested him as he tried in vain to get his $400 deposit back.

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  63. Old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude this happened like, almost two weeks ago, and has already been reported on every major news headline. Very old news.

  64. Just one radio by phorm · · Score: 1

    Even if the perp isn't involved in a single big-crime, there's also the question of whether the perp is involved in a *lot* of small crime.
    So while you might not find a meth op every time you bust some dude for a stolen iPad, you may find an apartment full of other stolen stuff, with a large total value.

    One stolen iPad is worth about $400-600. If the thief stole about 100 of similarly-priced items, then you're looking at 40000-60000 worth of stolen goods, not an inconsiderable amount. Perhaps the possibility of leading to big busts (drugs, chop-shops, etc) will push police to focus more on the lesser-value-but-easily-solved type crimes.

    1. Re:Just one radio by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised this stuff hasn't taken off more. From what I read after 9/11 there was a big push to get cops to do more enforcement of minor offenses. If you pull somebody over with an expired sticker on their car, then you get to ask for their license and run it. You never know what watch list they might be on.

      Well, tracking a reported-stolen device with a GPS is just probable cause to enter a private residence, and who knows what you'll find there. Even if it turns out the device wasn't even stolen anything the cop sees is probably fair game. Walk into enough houses, and eventually you'll find something big.

    2. Re:Just one radio by pavon · · Score: 1

      Even if the perp isn't involved in a single big-crime, there's also the question of whether the perp is involved in a *lot* of small crime.

      Yeah, I think this happens a lot. A friend of mine had a bike stolen (a common problem near the University), and found another one on craigslist to buy. When they went to go pick it up the seller's entire apartment was an obvious chop-shop. It was wall to wall with bikes, with parts obviously swapped between them. The cops weren't interested even then.

  65. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel sorry for your mom and anyone associated with you for that matter. Narrow-minded people like you who stereotype everybody are simply a waste of oxygen.

  66. Over a week ago by mattack2 · · Score: 1

    Wow, slashdot (or submitters) are getting slow. This happened at least 11 days ago (the article cited was posted 11 days ago). I read about it in the paper then (yes, dead tree stuff).

  67. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by c++0xFF · · Score: 2

    Small crimes ... like speeding?

    It's a popular theory that speed traps and other traffic stops are only used to generate cash for the police department. While this is true to some extent, it's also a rather effective method for the police to catch people involved in more significant crimes. Run the plates, check for arrest warrants, and so forth.

    Ever heard of Timothy McVeigh, Ted Bundy, or Dennis Rader? All caught during routine traffic stops.

  68. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

    At first glance, I read:

    Looking For iPad, Police Find 750 Pounds of man

    to which I thought, "naturally. I confuse the two all the time."

  69. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well we are assuming the dealer wasn't also an idiot who would risk $35M worth of drugs for an electronic device you can get brand new for $500, $800 tops with all the options.

    So you're suggesting the dealer is an idiot who accepts a $500/$800 gadget as payment from someone who's likely to have stolen it and bring the probably stolen gadget to his $35M worth of drugs?
    Or perhaps he believed his customer when the customer offered his shiny gadget, since he was currently out of cash?

  70. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by KhabaLox · · Score: 1

    And when they ask for permission to search, say "NO!"

    On this weeks "Southland" there was this sub-plot about a guy hiding a camera in a coffee shop toilet. The cops asked to look at his laptop and he consented. On his screen was the live feed from his site. Why would the dumbass consent?

    I used the opportunity to instruct my wife to never consent to search or answer cops questions about a crime. They are not there to help you. They are there to catch someone, and if they decide it's you, any help you give them is helping them to convict you.

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  71. Viral Marketing by Cito · · Score: 1
    I say Fake!!

    It's viral marketing for upcoming season of Breaking Bad sponsored by Apple

    :P

  72. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by godel_56 · · Score: 1

    My elderly mother has an iPad, the best that has happened to her in a long while. She uses Skype on it to keep in touch with relatives in other cities, keeps all her photos on it, and plays games on it when idle. .

    I hope you've told her about the importance of back ups.

  73. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by SethJohnson · · Score: 2

    I live near a major highway and hear all the time about major drug busts that occurred because less-than-intelligent traffickers got pulled over because of something stupid like speeding.

    In truth, a lot of those coincidental pull-overs that result in big drug bust are due to the work of informants and other surveillance. The bust is executed as a routing traffic stop in order to protect the method the police used to learn about the drug operation. This is in order to continue to use that method against the same organization or to protect the life of an informant.

    In the case of this iPad, it's very possible that it was planted there by an informant at the request of the police in order to cover the real tracks that led them to the drug cache.

    Seth

  74. lolz by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    The seizure was one of the largest drug busts in recent memory."

    Of course, the person's memory would have gone back so much further, had all that meth not been confiscated :-P

  75. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm they will pull you over if you actually go the speed limit. Trust me on this. I had a cop behind me who pulled me over for... wait for it.... having a frame around my license plate. Yea- at least that was the excuse for the stop. There was nothing on that car which was non-standard on every other vehicle sold at any dealership in the state. Technically I was violating the law for 'covering any words on the plate' (or something like that- the way the law is written). However at least 50% of the cars with the state license plate have this dealer frame on them. This is a $50 fine. Point being they pulled me over because of my age, car choice (sporty little car), and/or speed (was actually going the speed limit down main street in my town).

  76. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by John+Marter · · Score: 1

    Sure it seems dumb now, in hindsight. When I see an ipad, I think "That's the device I played Fruit Ninja on once". I maybe heard of the "Find my ipad" feature, but I sure don't think about it. The fact (well supposition) that he took the deal suggests that he didn't have one already and unsurprisingly was unaware of the feature.

  77. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by nbritton · · Score: 1

    The trouble is that even if you are going under the speed limit they'll still pull you over if their bored or need to meet their quota. I'm friends with one of the bailiffs down at the county court house. The last time I got a bs ticket I asked him if their was any point to contesting it. He said he could not recall someone ever winning, provided the officer shows up to the hearing, which is most of the time.

  78. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    >p>So you're suggesting the dealer is an idiot who accepts a $500/$800 gadget as payment from someone who's likely to have stolen it and bring the probably stolen gadget to his $35M worth of drugs?

    You bet! There is something called criminal stupidity. Most of us don't have it, and some who become criminals don't have it. But there are many criminals who lack the impulse control to avoid doing things that are really stupid.

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  79. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope you've told her about the importance of back ups.

    Ah backup is an easy one and it happens automatically... scroll down to the "backup section".

    http://www.apple.com/icloud/features/apps-books-backup.html

    iCloud backs up your:

    Purchased music, TV shows, apps, and books
    Photos and video in the Camera Roll
    Device settings
    App data
    Home screen and app organization
    Messages (iMessage, SMS, and MMS)
    Ringtones

  80. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Umm they will pull you over if you actually go the speed limit. Trust me on this. I had a cop behind me who pulled me over for... wait for it.... having a frame around my license plate.

    A few months back, I was pulled over by a policeman on my way home one night. I was driving through a development that is notorius for people driving 20 or so mph over the limit (25). Seeing him behind me, I went exactly 25 mph by my calibrated speedometer the whole way through the neighborhood. After asking me if I'd had anything to drink, I showed him my extra large coffee. He figured out pretty quickly that I was no one that he was looking for, in fact he let me go after I showed him my license, but before I got my registration out. He told me "Oh, never mind, it's okay" then "Well you do know why I pulled you over sir - you didn't use your turn signal back there". I let it go at that. "Oops, sorry Officer!" But I knew, and he knew that I knew that as I was the only person in probably months who used the actual speed limit, I was driving suspiciously. It's a funny world.

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    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
  81. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That theory requires there to be an actual cop there doing the stopping, and not just a camera and a ticket in the mail.

  82. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You misunderstand. This means meth dealers don't make enough to buy their own iPhone.

  83. In Soviet Russia by Roachie · · Score: 1

    Police find IPad!

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    This sig is not paradoxical or ironic.
  84. Just think how many iPads they would have found... by RadiusQ · · Score: 1

    Just think how many iPads they would have found if they instead searched for some meth.

  85. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

    one of my exes still works in a retirement nursing home. i probably interacted with more seniors during that 7 months than you have in your entire life. now go write your mommy a letter and tell her i love her, i mean, you love her.

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  86. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No no no he was referring to the branding Iron Apple will use to ensure you remain a customer for life by doing their damnedest to enclose you in their content net that is iTunes.

  87. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

    People with that quantity of meth do not deal with street level ipad thieves looking for a hit

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  88. Re:Crime solved when Police do their job, News at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless you expect to actually be ticketed for doing 30 in that 25, then why not just do 30? It wouldn't be in the least irresponsible or reckless to do 30 MPH in a residential neighborhood, regardless of what the speed limit is set at.

    Most likely the speed limit is set at 25 so that they can gut the guy who did 40 for 15+ MPH over (which gets him a much more serious citation). 30 MPH would be the reasonable speed; anything over 35 is probably borderline unsafe under most conditions.

    Note that the laws really fail to properly deal with low-speed streets: the same law penalizes you for going 15 MPH over the speed limit in a 65 MPH zone where the reasonable speed limit is actually 65 MPH won't penalize you for going 10 over in a zone where the reasonable speed should be 35 MPH. But going 45 when the reasonable speed is 35 is probably at least as unsafe as going 80 when the reasonable speed is 65, and since the laws usually aren't written to treat low-speed streets differently, they have to set the speed limit lower to correct for this.