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British Prime Minister To Announce Porn Blocking Plans

Overly Critical Guy writes "British Prime Minister David Cameron will announce network-filtering plans targeted at porn websites, possibly requiring users to 'opt-in' with their ISP to access such content. The idea has support from MP Claire Perry, who said, 'There is a "hands off our internet" movement that sees any change in how access is delivered as censorship.'"

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  1. First they came.. by Bongoots · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What next? The Internet and web should be free. There should never be any large-scale blocking of this sort, otherwise they'll add more categories in the future until we're left with a heavily restricted Internet/web, or worse: whitelisted categories.

    1. Re:First they came.. by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      England is not a free country.

    2. Re:First they came.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The power pyramid wins.

    3. Re:First they came.. by AllyGreen · · Score: 1

      Well I've just written to my MP stating why I'm unhappy with this. Others need to do so as well if angry with this!

    4. Re:First they came.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ok its just to stop mp's husbands claiming porn videos form hotels on their expenses

    5. Re:First they came.. by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      Free means you have to power to block others.

      The ocean is free, until there are military enforced embargoes. Then it becomes pseudo free. The internet is pseudo free and evev that is diminishing.
      Imagine if they decide to have a web access tax. For every site you access daily, you pay a penny. What a goldmine the free web will be.

      Actually, we need multiple internets. One for the governments to play with with suckers who go on it, and another which has no government oversite.

      It will come. I call it the quiet revolution.

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    6. Re:First they came.. by LienRag · · Score: 1

      It's interesting to note that one major content filter company (the one that is - or at least was, I didn't check recently - making the lists for Orange parental control in France) belongs to the Opus Dei...

      I don't know if it's related since the library's director refused to tell me which company was censoring their application, but with my adult account in my city's public library public-access computer I could not visit websites about gay rights (boring center-left websites without any schocking pictures, I mean).

      And when in the neighboring MJC (a public service made for organizing cultural activities) I asked why I could not visit the Freecycle website, I was answered that obviously if I wanted to watch porn I was in the wrong place...

  2. Ah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Royal Firewall (HMRF)

  3. Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I would not be surprised if the use of Tor, and proxies/VPNs in other countries spiked as a result of this law.

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    1. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? It says you can opt in. They're not outlawing it or anything.

    2. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 2

      Yeah it's opt-in. For now. It's rather naive to think that this isn't just the first step to banning it.

    3. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What will happen is there will be a list compiled of the "weirdos" who choose to opt in. That list will be used to deny employment, raise insurance rates, and all manner of discrimination.

      Salem witch trials/Spanish Inquisition all over again except this time it's digital.

    4. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      lmfao! you think they will deny employment to porn viewers? there'll be no one left to do anything, anywhere! the predictable result of a situation like that is a huge boom in the porn industry as they become deluged with job applications for "key grip."

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    5. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Grip on what, exactly?

    6. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by firex726 · · Score: 2

      Considering the government track record on security, that Opt-In list will probably be leaked in a couple years of going into effect.

    7. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by mhajicek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Next you'll have to opt in for any site associated with political dissent, thereby labeling yourself as a dissenter.

    8. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, opt in to VIEW it.
      If parents are too retarded to setup web censorship, or, you know, TALK to their kids, they shouldn't be allowed to have any damn kids.
      I'm sick of lazy parents forcing their stupidity and laze on others.

      Porn first, adult content in general after it.
      Hell, the idiots even have age group restrictions in general!

      The web filters in their entirety should be banned.
      It costs the entire country money and I am pretty sure I don't give a damn about lazy parents or their already warped childrens minds.

    9. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      If I had a mod point, apparently I would be the only one to give you one. This is the first post I've seen mentioning the opt-in part, which Just Might Work. I could very well imagine this not being very bad. However, it does threaten to set a precedent for potentially very bad things.

    10. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by compro01 · · Score: 1

      You and him are reading it backwards. It's "opt in to look at porn", aka "opt out of the filter".

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    11. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMO they shouldn't even be allowed computers, let alone kids....

      Welcome to the future of computing, it's the next TV!

      yay! the internet sux anyways =P

    12. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use of which will later be declared 'suspicous activity', and you'll be put on a watch list, subject to further government scrutiny for allowed services, and possible blacklisting by private enterprises for being a high risk client.

      Human civilization seems to be repeating itself, over, and over, and over again. Here we have a massive tool that allows freedoms of all sort. That, inevitably, must be squashed by those in power.

    13. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      It will be like drug use. Those with money and power will have free access to it with no repercussions. Those with little money and power will be prosecuted.

    14. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought of it more as a porn filter on tv, you have to ask to gain it, rather than ask to be removed from viewing it. Therefore, as list of people who have "asked" for the permission would be retained somewhere.

    15. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by pla · · Score: 1

      I would not be surprised if the use of Tor, and proxies/VPNs in other countries spiked as a result of this law.

      I dunno - I kinda like the idea of having 50-60 million Brits all vocally opt-in and demand their ISPs give them access to porn, just to send a clear message to their MPs that they won't put up with this sort of shit.

      Then you'll see the puritans (wait, didn't we get stuck with all of them?) try to outright ban porn - But at least they'll have no ability to claim they act in accordance with the will of their mythical "moral majority".

    16. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kinda like the idea of having 50-60 million Brits all vocally opt-in and demand their ISPs give them access to porn, just to send a clear message to their MPs that they won't put up with this sort of shit.

      Dream on. People will do as they're told. Anyone foolish enough to stick out will be considered an enemy combatant and will be dealt with accordingly.

      Keep calm and carry on.

    17. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by sdnoob · · Score: 1

      facebook is already working on making most people unemployable......

    18. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      People really do like to wank though. I mean they really, really do.

    19. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they really really do not like to admit it. Offline porn is more likely to get a boost from this than anything.

    20. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by notmyusualnickname · · Score: 1
      Heh. It'd certainly put the Daily Mail in a quandry.

      As to the Puritans - IIRC, the lot you got were the moderates; the real killjoys stayed here.

    21. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was part of the proposal for for the shitcanned Australian filter. Tick this box to be the first to be hauled away!

    22. Re:Suddenly, Tor usage spikes by xelah · · Score: 1

      I doubt it'll go that far. No doubt there'll be a few MPs on the list. What there will be is a lot of domestic arguments between men and their wives who want to know why the block has been removed. Or men who no longer secretly access porn because they don't want that conversation. And it'll be the casual/occasional viewers most affected, not the real porn addicts. Personally, I see it as more of a sop to a general anti-porn attitude resulting in more conservative elements wanting to nudge/push people away from porn rather than some secret conspiracy for widespread oppression.

      Consider, too, the political context. We have a liberal/conservative coalition which has been doing poorly and in which the conservatives are by far the largest part by seats. Many conservatives feel that the liberal part has been too powerful and want to see the conservative part being more assertive. And many conservatives also feel they're not doing enough to appeal to ordinary conservative voters (rather than, say, just the rich ones). It's a gimmick for core-voter and party support, a gimmick that the liberal coalition partner can't easily oppose.

  4. Hang on a second... by Narcocide · · Score: 1, Redundant

    How would that not be censorship?

    1. Re:Hang on a second... by Spad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because you can opt out. Of course, you won't opt out because you don't want to have to call your ISP and say "Please can you let me look at porn", or explain to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife why you've had the filth-filter turned off.

      It's really just another moronic step in the funeral parade of personal responsibility; this idea that people shouldn't have to think about requesting adult material be blocked on their connection, let alone actually look after their children and keep an eye on what they're doing online because, you know, that's *hard*.

      Stupid lazy fuckers would happily give away all their rights and freedoms if it meant they didn't have to think about anything too hard.

    2. Re:Hang on a second... by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just use email. I suspect special feature will emerge to allow you to email a time it's on, or have it turned on for a set amount of minutes.

      BTW, anyone reading this who has to hide porn from the So, should sit down and talk to there So about it, right now.
      Make a decision, either get comfortable watching it, or decide not to watch it.

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    3. Re:Hang on a second... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      personal responsibility? this is empowering person responsibility. I have the option to have it turned off for me. How is exercising that not taking perosonal responsibility?

      Shut it at the ISP,. and I don't have to worry so much about being tricked by an add, or plop up, or malware.

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    4. Re:Hang on a second... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

      "funeral parade of personal responsibility;"

      How do you feel about welfare state, nationalized health care laws ....

      If Health Care is a right, where is the government offering to buy guns for those that cannot afford them?

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    5. Re:Hang on a second... by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I would wonder what else they are blocking. Also, I would rather have full control of my internet connection. If I want to filter my internet, I will do it myself.

    6. Re:Hang on a second... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      >>> I have the option to have it turned off for me.

      No you don't. The porn and nudity will be turned-off by default whether you like it or not. Next up: The government will "by default" block foxnews and infowars and 2600.com from your ISP.

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    7. Re:Hang on a second... by Imagix · · Score: 2

      Other way around. As described, you have the option to have it turned on for you. They are taking the default position of blocking certain segments of the 'net. I'm of the opinion that it should be the other way around. You ask to have certain sections turned off. Or even better, adjust your own firewall to do the same. No need for the ISP to get involved at all.

    8. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The government gets to stick it's arse in my face unless I make a stink about telling them to bugger off. You know, because you might see something unpleasant. Hurray for personal responsibility!

    9. Re:Hang on a second... by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      Because you can opt out. Of course, you won't opt out because you don't want to have to call your ISP and say "Please can you let me look at porn", or explain to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife why you've had the filth-filter turned off.

      this makes no sense. the rule here is "opt-in." that means you necessarily have to call your ISP and say, "Please can you let me look at porn." that's exactly what this is. you are, by default, opted-out. censorship is on by default. what was that about not thinking too hard? stupid lazy fuckers and that...

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    10. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You are more likely to be tricked by an ad, pop up or malware when using a religious site or a site promoting an ideology. Why shouldn't we shut such sites at the ISP?

    11. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ok, I am all against this censorship and everything, but if they gonna use if to block foxnews... Maybe we should allow it for once.

    12. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Once upon a time people had to buy dirty mags at the shop, possibly from a female shop keeper, the level of embarassment for publically unacceptable behaviour dropped with the internet generation. Asking your ISP to allow porn is just raising the bar again and if people haven't the fortitude then frankly they shouldn't be looking at it. I personally don't see how this is any different from filtering adult TV channels and I expect neither do the vast majority of people - "stupid lazy fuckers" are not giving away any rights, they can still see porn, you 're just getting wound up by sensationalism and conspiracy theories.

      Also, blocking porn is *not* easy for most people, local filters can easily be bypassed e.g by mobile phone connections, proxies, direct ip addresses etc etc. so it is "hard" - being technically able is not an excuse to deride others.

    13. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I personally don't see how this is any different from filtering adult TV channels

      The internet is not a fucking cable service. It's designed to be free and open by default. The majority of people are ignoramuses when it comes to technology, so they wouldn't understand that.

      they can still see porn

      Yeah, and if the government censored speech for everyone, those people could just move out of the country!

      How would you react if they said they were censoring certain political opinions by default? You could still see it if you asked, after all!

      Also, blocking porn is *not* easy for most people

      I don't give a shit. They can figure it out by themselves.

    14. Re:Hang on a second... by Fwipp · · Score: 1

      Opt out of censorship = opt in to porn.

    15. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would like to point out that the morons that want to bring this in are the right wing party. This isn't that "evil" socialism. IAAS (I am a socialist)

    16. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an adult child still living with my Christian parents. Because of their views on pornography my chances of persuading them to opt-out is zero. I'm pretty annoyed with what the government is doing but I'm sure that I'll be able to bypass the government's scheme. As will the children that the government is trying to "protect".

    17. Re:Hang on a second... by Eponymous+Hero · · Score: 1

      thanks for agreeing with me... if you wanted Spad to notice, you should reply to him, though.

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    18. Re:Hang on a second... by SolitaryMan · · Score: 2

      Except that for this to work every web site has to be classified as porn/non-porn. And this is where you can go wild with the rules.

      Is 4chan a porn site?

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    19. Re:Hang on a second... by TFAFalcon · · Score: 1

      Blocking porn is just a pretext to implement content blocking. Once the filter is in place it's much easier to add any 'objectionable' site. Just post some porn on it and report it. And once it's on the list it will probably be just about impossible to remove.

    20. Re:Hang on a second... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Because you can opt out. Of course, you won't opt out because you don't want to have to call your ISP and say "Please can you let me look at porn", or explain to your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife why you've had the filth-filter turned off.

      Assuming you have a prudish significant other who sees it as that and not as a fun-filter.

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    21. Re:Hang on a second... by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      You could just tell your significant other that you are ethically opposed to censorship and you don't think that porn is nearly as big a deal as free and open internet.

    22. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At ten e-mails a day, that's a lot of e-mail.

    23. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah and ask them how else they would like you to show them new and interesting positions in which to fuck?

    24. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I don't give a shit. They can figure it out by themselves.

      this is where you fall down in the eyes of people like the gp.

      a better answer would be to sell moar faux-ware like nortons and other firewall products, leave the govt out of it...

    25. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah. What do you think those .xxx domains are for?!

    26. Re:Hang on a second... by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 1

      personal responsibility? this is empowering person responsibility. I have the option to have it turned off for me. How is exercising that not taking perosonal responsibility?

      This is you exercising personal responsibility in the same way it's personal responsibility when you tell the bartender not to serve you any alcoholic beverages, no matter how many times you request them. Ie, it's not personal responsibility at all but instead shifting the onus of responsibility on a third party. Opting-in or opting-out doesn't really change the fact. If you don't want to view something, then don't request it.

      Shut it at the ISP,. and I don't have to worry so much about being tricked by an add,

      How many ads have you been tricked into viewing that turn out to be porn? Really? The closest I can imagine is clicking an ad or news item that contains something NSFW, often censored anyways. And to that, just stop (a) clicking ads*, (b) viewing news sites that host such content, and (c) generally just close the page, as it's not like anyone is forcing you to look. Oh, and feel free to try to sue the people involved for committing fraud, but good luck tracking the person down and winning the court case.

      or plop up,

      How's a pop-up different than an ad, exactly?

      or malware.

      So, instead of, oh, removing the malware, you want to keep the malware installed and simply block *just* the porn the malware is loading? Uh huh...

      * I'll raise one point in your favor. Some web pages are crap and will use javascript events to load ads even though you clearly didn't click them. To that I state, again, stop viewing those web pages if they annoy you like that because the issue is more the fraudulent ad loading, not the ad content. The second option is to use some extension/tool to block the javascript hooking on those events, although that's admittedly of a more dubious line and really not one of personal responsibility or integrity; after all, it hardly sends a message to use a web site of dubious behavior and give them presumably some revenue in ad views while simultaneously depriving them of the fraudulent ad loading money--the ethical high road might leave you out of a lot of web sites, but then that's generally how ethics work.

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    27. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The British don't have a culture of rights. They just have laws. But what do expect from peasants with a Monarch. They love their nanny state, cameras on every corner, no right to self defense, no right to free speech, cultural relativism and yet no respect for their own culture. No wonder their empire fell.

    28. Re:Hang on a second... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      No, it's a terrorist site.

      You're still welcome to opt in, though.

    29. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Please can you let me look at porn"

      Why would you ask that? A more appropriate request would be "Please remove the government imposed censorship filter from my connection".

    30. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about you get your fucking nose out of other peoples relationships. You are part of the problem.

    31. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use email. I suspect special feature will emerge to allow you to email a time it's on, or have it turned on for a set amount of minutes.

      BTW, anyone reading this who has to hide porn from the So, should sit down and talk to there So about it, right now.
      Make a decision, either get comfortable watching it, or decide not to watch it.

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    32. Re:Hang on a second... by x_IamSpartacus_x · · Score: 1

      Posting to remove accidental moderation.
      I totally agree. If you want to watch it, watch it, enjoy it, have a a ball. But if you have to hide it and are ashamed of it you are doing something wrong. If your significant other has a problem with it then either you need to convince them it's not a problem, break-up and find someone else who doesn't have a problem with it, or STOP WATCHING IT. Figure it out.

    33. Re:Hang on a second... by Brian+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      No, actually, hardly anyone in the UK loves the things you describe, but sadly as in other countries far too many people do not think about or take enough of an interest in what our supposedly intelligent politicians do.

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    34. Re:Hang on a second... by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 1, Insightful

      BTW, anyone reading this who has to hide porn from the So, should sit down and talk to there So about it, right now. Make a decision, either get comfortable watching it, or decide not to watch it.

      I do wank as much as I want and nobody needs to know anything about it, wife included. She's not interested in it anyway, no more than she's interested in the stench of my shit. I'm perfectly comfortable with it. May I humbly suggest that you and your likes go fuck yourselves?

    35. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The internet is not a fucking cable service. It's designed to be free and open by default.

      The internet was designed partly to be a robust military communications network, and partly to be an academic network for sharing resources between universities. The idea that it's supposed to be a Libertarian paradise of unrestricted free speech is an idea that's been retrospectively imposed on it by a minority of end users. It was never the intent of any of the people who actually invested money in building the thing.

    36. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is 4chan a porn site?

      4chan? You don't need to look as far as 4chan for problems. What about fucking Wikipedia? We've already seen a case where the whole encyclopedia was blocked because one image of a legal, commercially-available album cover was mistakenly identified as "child porn" ...

    37. Re:Hang on a second... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference between hiding and discretion. My SO went off sex for close to 7 years after we had kids. The internet made a major contribution to keeping our relationship as strong as it is today. I didn't hide it but I certainly didn't get it out and dangle it in her face...so to speak.

    38. Re:Hang on a second... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      I'm Libertarian, which is about the opposite of socialism in every way. Personal responsibility is key to everything, even knowing you cannot make people responsible. The basis for Socialism is forced responsibility without the rights that go along with that responsibility. Socialism isn't evil, it is just wrong because it can will never work as the socialists think it should. There is no utopia.

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  5. Um, yeah, actually ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The idea has support from MP Claire Perry, who said, 'There is a "hands off our internet" movement that sees any change in how access is delivered as censorship.'

    Yes. And?

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    1. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      Well you see, it is not "censorship," it is just "sanitized content" for the purposes of "protecting the children." Clearly different things, right?

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    2. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, yes. Clearly.

      A couple of days ago, I told an English friend of mine, who was claiming that the UK would never tolerate anything like America's level of right-wing crazy, that I strongly suspected their Tories would be just as bad as our Republicans given the chance. I think this is all the proof I need that it's already happened. Not just the proposal itself, but the smug, smarmy, iron-fist-in-the-velvet-glove way Perry is defending it.

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    3. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's much of a sign by itself. I think it's also the fact that they think such a scheme would somehow magically work, even though all technical information suggests it would be ineffective and easy to circumvent. That's two distinct levels of crazy. One for wanting to do it, and one for thinking it would work in defiance of all evidence to the contrary. That sounds more on par.

    4. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      It's infuriating when politicians just don't get it.

      It's more infuriating when politicians DO get it, and do what they're going to do anyway.

    5. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, Democrats wouldn't even think of trying to censor things like radio talk shows. Oh wait, they did try.

    6. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by second_coming · · Score: 1

      If you want to protect your children, don't let them use the internet unsupervised and use a service like OpenDNS to block access to whatever you don't want them to see.

      Blocking everyone's connection isn't the answer, and having an opt in scheme is more or less giving the government a list of people who look at porn which is an invasion of privacy.

    7. Re:Um, yeah, actually ... by Mithent · · Score: 1

      The previous Labour government would have done the same - they hurriedly passed the Digital Economy Act in their last days in power, requiring ISPs to cut off users' Internet access if companies accused them of unlawfully accessing copyrighted material. That hasn't actually been done yet, but the authority is in place to do it.

      Unfortunately, it's difficult to successfully stand up against these measures on the grounds of censorship - it's all too easy for those in favour of the laws to cast their opponents as thieves and pornographers who want to wreck the economy and corrupt poor innocent children.

  6. Is this live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Monty Python?

  7. Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    British porn is terrible.

    1. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Almost. Almost. Almost. There we are.

    2. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American pron is worse...

    3. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      She had the worst teeth he ever came across.

    4. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno Lacey Macguire and Alicia Rhodes are delicious filthy little tarts if you ask me.

    5. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true it is a bit like hollywood movies, you know exactly the format its going to take and in which order.

    6. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now we know!

  8. WTF UK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Stick a camera up everyone’s ass, outlaw solitary men walking through parks on the off chance they're pedos, confiscate almost all the guns, now you erect a government run firewall ah la china to 'save' someone from porn or something.

    This desire to make your island a pink and blue romper room will not work. Stop doing it.

    1. Re:WTF UK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the bright side, the camera in my ass was freely provided by the NHS and was follwed by free cancer treatment. Plus the guns were never present to confiscate, and I'm pretty happy that the chavvy drug dealer down the road doesn't have them, and he ever gets caught with one, he'll be in the dock before you can say "gun crime".

      The other two, dead on.

    2. Re:WTF UK? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus the guns were never present

      Actually, they were.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firearms_%28Amendment%29_%28No._2%29_Act_1997

      chavvy drug dealer down the road doesn't have them

      Actually, they do.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Trident_%28Metropolitan_Police%29

  9. What about books, newspapers? by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do I have to "opt in" if I want to read Huckleberry Finn or Anne Frank's uncensored diary? No. Free speech/press/expression means exactly that..... no censorship by the government of any book, paper, or website.

    Dumbass PM.

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    1. Re:What about books, newspapers? by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 1

      No, but you should have to! What if someone innocent (unlike you, you murderer) accidentally reads those books and gets offended? People have a right to not be offended, you know.

    2. Re:What about books, newspapers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you live in Scunthorpe.

      Or Cockermouth.

    3. Re:What about books, newspapers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      PM's are usually politically savvy. And this is unworkably stupid.

      My guess is it's a ploy like the common one in my country where the Congriment person sponsors and talks a big game about a bill, one they know will never get through, just to let the authoritarian conservatives feel like he's on their side and secure their votes for the next election.

      Of course, the "other dark side" is that, I doubt the porn sites kick back nearly as much money as the newspapers do, today....

    4. Re:What about books, newspapers? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 1

      Look at the bright side: The current laws read a lot like such classics as 1984 and Animal Farm. So, there is a workaround.

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    5. Re:What about books, newspapers? by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Yeah I was highly offended by the girl-on-girl touching in Anne Frank. I'm scarred forever and think the government should ban that book from all libraries/bookstores everywhere. No it's not censorship..... it's "content filtering".

      Woah.
      I channeled the British PM for a second there.
      Sorry.

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    6. Re:What about books, newspapers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like almost all of the political parties in Britain at the moment "Recession, fuck that , under Labour everything would smell rosie" In all fact, shit happened, it doesnt matter who was in charge, that wouldnt have changed a thing. I might jsut vote for Monster Raving Looney Party next time, hell, changing all motorways into Bike lanes could be fun.

    7. Re:What about books, newspapers? by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      The PM is basically just trying to rally the right-wingers around him after a disastrous local elections. The Daily Mail (possibly the worst example of right wing press) has been banging their think-of-the-children drum for months, at exactly the same time as they've been giving the PM a kicking. The PM has just come out about 8 points below Labour in a mostly-nationwide vote. 2 + 2 are easy to put together.

      Sadly, there's a strong chance it would pass. The Tories will gather round it like crazy moths around a nutty flame, and Labour will be equally worried about upsetting the middle-class middle-Englanders who read the Mail (and "we're pro porn for children" is a difficult argument to make at the best of times). And the Lib Dems have already sold their soul and back-bone wholesale, so don't expect miracles from them.

  10. And that movement is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    against your regime, and includes everybody including you when int comes to your internet. But as a politician the control of everyone elses internet is your concern. Another tail that wags the dog. Please resign now. Its less painful in the long run.

  11. Please no... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Please don't make it a hassle for people who want to view the content. Not for the children, and not for anyone else. This isn't necessary. We've lived without this, and somehow the world hasn't collapsed due to it yet.

    This anti-sexuality nonsense has got to go. Even if a child does see the content, it will most likely not hurt them, anyway. I'd say ignorance is far more damaging.

    1. Re:Please no... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 2

      Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life. It's well documented.

      Well, damn. I guess I'm just a rapist then. Or whatever that "detrimental effect" is. Probably similar to video games making people murderers.

    2. Re:Please no... by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life. It's well documented.

      [citation needed]

    3. Re:Please no... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      . It's well documented.

      Where, exactly? Because all I have ever seen is people saying how well documented it is, without any actual documentation.

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    4. Re:Please no... by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      B.S.

      Porn is no more detrimental than teaching kids "Everybody poops" and wiping the shit off their bottom. I've been downloading nude images ever since I got a computer with decent video (4000 color Commodore, 1985) and it hasn't had any detrimental effect. On the contrary it's probably had a GOOD effect overall, because I'm not going round raping women (or peeping through windows).

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    5. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life. It's well documented.

      Nice troll. Completely unnoticed.

    6. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/BIB/DIAM/effects_pornography.htm says:

      "The concern that countries allowing pornography and liberal anti-obscenity laws would show increased sex crime rates due to modeling or that children or adolescents in particular would be negatively vulnerable to and receptive to such models or that society would be otherwise adversely effected is not supported by evidence."

      http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1973.tb00095.x/abstract says:

      While amount of exposure was negatively related to the overall index of character, the relationship held primarily for those subjects first exposed after age 17.

      Looks to me that if you are exposed to porn, then the earlier the better. How about pr0n class in school ? ;-)

    7. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Appeal to anonymous authority: The burden is on you to provide documentation to back up your claim.

      Red Herring: The discussion is not about whether or not the ISP makes for a good choke point.

    8. Re:Please no... by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "It's well documented."

      It is nothing of the sort. People have written that, to be sure, but their actual evidence has always been somewhere between thin and nonexistent.

      If it is well-documented, perhaps you can provide us with links to some kind of unbiased double-blind study that actually tells us this? I would be interested in seeing it.

    9. Re:Please no... by icebraining · · Score: 1

      And Michael Phelps was diagnosed with ADHD, so everyone who was diagnosed with ADHD is a gold medal winning swimmer.

      I don't know if porn is detrimental to kids or not, but your "argument" doesn't even deserve that name.

    10. Re:Please no... by gman003 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

      And in any case, wouldn't it make more sense to make the *censorship* opt-in, rather than making the *porn* opt-in? After all, only 21% of the UK is under the age of 18 - even if you do buy into the argument that watching porn at 14 totally destroys your life, isn't it logical to make the default state match the significant majority, rather than a minority?

    11. Re:Please no... by BootysnapChristAlive · · Score: 1

      All of my arguments were completely obliterated!

    12. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life. It's well documented.

      That is utter bullshit. Most people in the medical profession are strongly in favour of porn. My life has been horrible; I was brought up in a household where porn was seen as a really bad thing. Now me and my brother have never had sex, or as far as I know, kissed a girl. I only started masturbating when I was older than 25 years old. I tried to kill myself about two years after that because I was thinking that everyone was thinking that it was disgusting that I was masturbating to porn, that it was ruining me, and that it was bringing me bad luck. The suicide attempt had extremely bad effects on me, like my sexuality is now stuffed, I don't feel like doing anything, I get annoyed so much more easily than before, and what I do now is basically things just not to feel miserable or feel less miserable, as well as feeling constantly tired.

      Anyhow, I am getting sidetracked. I have talked to the family doctor, psychiatrist, and a psychologist that specializes in sexuality about parts of my life. Here is what I remember the psychologist had to say about masturbating to porn "It's something that shows you are alive" (I was trying to stop masturbating at that time), he then gave me the assignment of masturbating every day. The psychiatrist said "at least there is porn" after I answered a couple of questions about the aspects of my life. The family doctor was very positive about porn as well, and called my father (he goes to the same doctor) a "religious hypocrite" about his attitude on the matter and other things.

      The point is I have never had a medical professional say that looking at porn was bad thing. I have gotten the impression that my life might have been much better if I had started masturbating to porn much earlier in life. Your statement "Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life" has about as much weight as a statement which says "Sex out of wedlock has a serious detrimental effect on your life. It's well documented." ie none. Better to listen to the experts who actually have to deal with this sort of thing.

    13. Re:Please no... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Nothing good came out of it. ... The day scum like you will decorate the lampposts will be one of the happiest days of my life.

      That was a very convincing argument.

    14. Re:Please no... by Patch86 · · Score: 2

      I was exposed to strong language and sexuality by my peers (they were exposed by idiot adults) since age 7. Nothing good came out of it.

      You know who you are? You are human waste, a parasite in a need of a good squash. The day scum like you will decorate the lampposts will be one of the happiest days of my life.

      Go to Hell, asshole.

      And yet I see you overcame it to become a well rounded and reasonable human being.

    15. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are human waste, a parasite in a need of a good squash. The day scum like you will decorate the lampposts will be one of the happiest days of my life.

      My my, mapkinase-kun, you sure are mad today.
      That sort of language will upset your par...jesu... the children!

      But really, you are mentally unstable in general, that is through no fault of other people.
      4chan might be a better place for you to hangout. I hear they are totally for the hanging off lampposts.

    16. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'You want to put that where!'

    17. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the muscle development on the right side of your body.

    18. Re:Please no... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life. It's well documented.

      In fact, the opposite is true; it is well-documented that no one has ever successfully proven that porn causes harm to society. Clearly it causes harm to individuals, and society is made up of individuals, but generally these are individuals engaged in its production.

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    19. Re:Please no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, I agree that this should not be a government-mandated thing to have to opt-out of using a filter. Perhaps a government-mandated thing that requires ISPs to offer an opt-in to using a filter, but definitely not a opt-out.

      That said, your "argument" is overly simplified. Not all porn is the same. First, you've got simple nudes, showcasing the human body in all its naked glory. Next up, perhaps a little self pleasure, playing around with toys. After that, fooling around with a single or multiple partners.

      But then things start to get really messy. Bukake, scat, urination. And to make a huge jump, rape-play, BDSM, and borderline snuff (or actual snuff).

      Again, I am not saying it should be a government-mandated thing to have to opt-in to view these things, but come on. I don't even want to see some of those things as an adult, and you're saying that all children everywhere can look at anything that I just described, and be just fine afterwards? Because as long as you keep using the overly broad "porn" instead of naming specific porn, that is exactly what you are saying.

      Captcha: enjoying

  12. Goodbye Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was nice knowing you.

  13. Create your own internet and leave ours alone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If yours becomes popular your views will be confirmed. If not then you'll know to shutup more often. but please leave our internet alone. I can filter my own porn thanks.

  14. Should be opt-in.. by bjourne · · Score: 1

    I see no problem with isp level filtering as long as it is opt-in. I'd image many parents would gladly pay extra to have the isp filter out some of the naughtiness from the internet connection their children uses. If some parents want to minimize the chances their children will be exposed to goatse and other even more deranged porn fetishes that is their right. It could also be much more efficient than client-side filtering at the end point which is only effective if the parent is more technically savvy than their child which is not always the case. However, it should be opt-in, not opt-out. And it doesn't need to be government mandated - the "free market" should be able to solve it by itself. Lots of concerned parents would freely purchase isp filtering if it was available as a product and everyone could be happy.

    1. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Spad · · Score: 2

      I'm all for providing parents with the tools to filter their local internet connection for their children, but centralised blocking will never work effectively.

      How do you decide what's appropriate for 5 year olds? 10 year olds? 15 year olds? Sure, you could just block everything that you think might be inappropriate for under-18s but then you're going to be blocking a massive amount of stuff that most parents would probably be happy for their teenage children to view, even if they wouldn't want their 8 year old looking at it.

      What if your cunning ISP-based blocking system starts missing sites here and there? Or over-zealously blocks perfectly legitimate sites? Or doesn't catch some Youtube video with "suggestive" content? Suddenly you've got a lawsuit from some idiot parents on your hands.

      By all means give parents a copy of Netnanny, but leave it at that.

    2. Re:Should be opt-in.. by zlives · · Score: 1

      STOP making sense.
      thank you

    3. Re:Should be opt-in.. by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You do realize that the parents ALREADY can filter out the naughtiness from the internet connection? It's called putting the computer in the living room, and using a password on it. By the time the kids are old enough to defeat those security measures, they're old enough to browse for boobies. By the time they can defeat anything more serious, as well as the threat of "I'm logging everything at the router", they're old enough to have sex.

      In other words, this is a solution to a non-existent problem.

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    4. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I always wondered why I have never seen a business/organization that offers consumers a verified whitelist and filters accordingly. They could sell routers with their filtering software loaded. If the administrator of the home network wants access to a site that is not whitelisted for the chosen categories, they type in their credentials to open up the site for their home and the system automatically sends an anonymous review request to the company. Eventually, an employee pulls the request off the queue and reviews it. They categories the site and update the system. These updates would regularly get sent to all the home routers. That way, the next guy doesn't have to go through the trouble of opening up a site that is perfectly legitimate for the categories he has checked in his home router. The router could even be designed to filter by internal IP address, MAC, or keys. Plenty of parents would pay for this.

    5. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Norton DNS provides a fairly good job and different levels levels.

      I use it for just basic malware and phishing protection, but it has level 2 filtering for just malware and porn domains, and 3 which is family unfriendly sites. A DNS option is a much better solution and easy for an ISp to write a tiny program that can setup your router to the right DNS for filtering.

      If you want to refine it there are parental controls if you run Windows 7 where you can block keywords. Many routers do this too now if the user is educated enough to know what 192.168.1.1 is.

      Of course nothing is perfect but NortonDNS is used by many school and is pretty decent. I may hate their anti virus product but it does nice things as my own DNS service for just the malware protection only.

    6. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      In the United States that is called "Prior Restraint" of speech and it is unconstitutional.

    7. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Dan1701 · · Score: 2

      Actually the now happily defunct ISP Supanet had just such an offering, called "Supananny" and indeed they did get quite a few takers for it. In this respect they were ahead of the game, though as a company they were horrific slave-drivers to work for, and eventually got taken over just before they went bust.

      However, there is one salient point to remember about offering a 'net censorship service: if you filter content for users, you lose Common Carrier Immunity.

      Common Carrier Immunity over here works thusly: the ISP is the medium by which a message is received and is not and cannot be held accountable for the actual message its self. Thus if user #1 rants in a highly offensive way at user #2 and user #2 complains about it, the ISP cannot be held accountable for user #2 seeing user #1's ravings and thus both users are kindly told to go away and sort it out without involving the ISP. The way this usually plays out is that the ISP then warns the ranting loon under the Terms & Conditions and kicks them off the service if further trouble occurs, since nobody much wants the hassle from trolls.

      The Government porn filter will be different, though. It won't be an opt-in limited-by-contract sort of service but obligatory for all users unless they opt out. The entity responsible for the censor-list will therefore be opening themselves up to an awful lot of legal shit from all directions. If the ban-list is too stringent (and believe me, default-deny ultra-stringent is the only safe way to go) then the censors get heckled and pressured to open it up. If too lenient, they get heckled to do the opposite (and this will happen simultaneously all the damn time). Note also that evading the censorware will become the stated aim of pretty much all teenagers in the country, and will also become the sport of the Anonymous hackers, and also of 4chan. Given the propensity of 4chan for Rickrolling, I'd not be surprised if both activities get combined.

      Whichever company, agency or public body gets suckered with the task of actually operating the censorship system is therefore going to be helping themselves to opprobium from all sides, barracking from every crypto-Puritan in the country and heckling from just about everyone else. It'll be an utterly thankless job, made infinitely worse by bloody script kiddies trying to foist Rick Astley porn onto absolutely everything as well...

    8. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Githaron · · Score: 2

      However, there is one salient point to remember about offering a 'net censorship service: if you filter content for users, you lose Common Carrier Immunity.

      I was talking about home network level filtering. The business would sell its users a router loaded with the software and subscription to the whitelist database. The ISP would still be a common carrier. It might be wise for a ISP to simply partner with a separate company for the filtering options in order to avoid losing Common Carrier Immunity.

    9. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Patch86 · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, Virgin Media were already running an opt-in content filter when I first signed up.

      I only found this out when trying to watch an episode of some TV show or other on YouTube. It was a normal show from standard TV, but it was behind one of those "log in to view content" messages which YouTube has (I think there might have been some nude scene in that episode). The Virgin filter wouldn't let me view it. Obviously, I promptly figured out where the opt-out was.

      If that's the standard the new filter is going to live up to (where an episode of Homeland can't be watched because it has some bare boobies in one scene), the new internet will be a brave new world of suck.

    10. Re:Should be opt-in.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "The computer"?

      It's 2012, Mr van Winkle. The concept of a household having a single computer with a fixed location is as outdated as the concept that the family will gather around the wireless set in the parlour for "Listen with Mother". We have laptops now, tablets, smartphones. We can access the internet from anywhere, inside the house or out. You can't log everything at the router because little Bobby's iPhone isn't going through the router.

      Sure, you could try to impose those restrictions on your family - if you want your kids to be permanently stunted technologically, that is.

  15. Opt-In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about, if you WANT TO BE CENSORED, you have to OPT-IN to being censored?

  16. What is the internet but opt in access? by dittbub · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Everything on the internet is "opt in" access!!!

    1. Re:What is the internet but opt in access? by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Everything on the internet is "opt in" access!!!"

      That is, until you click on a malicious link and are taken to a site full of kiddie porn or something even worse (if there is such a thing) without your prior consent.

      Note, however, that I still do not believe even that is an excuse for prior censorship. Catch the people who break those laws, but leave everybody else the hell alone. I don't need the government to tell me what I can see and what I cannot.

  17. nice example of a specious argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's a movement that says any change would be censorship. I won't comment on whether or not this proposed change is actually censorship.

  18. English! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "This porn is blocking my plans!"

  19. About $$$ I suspect by dittbub · · Score: 1

    It sounds more like a government surcharge on porn sites to get a piece of the porn profit pie. They only do this because porn sites make money. It has nothing to do about protecting kids or some god damn thing.

  20. This is stupid. by Tei · · Score: 4, Informative

    Porn is not illegal, so what is the base to discriminate it over other stuff? Its much less damaging to everyone than religion, and religion is not bloqued. Is less damaging than sport, and sport is not blockqued. WHY THE HELL.

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    1. Re:This is stupid. by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      They want to make it illegal (more illegal). It undermines a certain social order where men work hard for the chance to support a woman and her children, and where women work in office buildings for low wages. Every worker unit is equal, and its only identity is its assigned level in the corporate hierarchy. Sport and religion obviously are not in conflict with this system! And since no one wants their daughter in porn or their son watching it, and no one will publicly admit to watching it themselves, censorship of obscenity faces weak opposition. And indeed, by pushing those instinctual buttons, most worker units reflexively form up for a mob attack.

    2. Re:This is stupid. by Whibla · · Score: 1

      You could almost argue that any block, even if you 'can' opt out of it, is an unfair restriction on free trade. As for no-one wanting their daughter involved with porn, maybe it's time people realised what equality really means, and ask the woman in question what she feels about it, as opposed to letting their own moral bias infringe upon others' rights.

      Sometimes I do despair...

    3. Re:This is stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cigarettes are also not illegal in the UK, you pay tax on them, a hell of a lot of tax, but you can't see them or their prices in the big shops and supermarkets, they have shutters up, the smaller shops will all be the same in the future.
      The way things are going, i wouldn't be surprised if petrol stations became the next target for the UK government, no signs, petrol stations hidden from view, so people won't buy as much fuel and the government will hit their carbon/climate targets.

    4. Re:This is stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the uk, hardcore porn IS mostly illegal.

  21. because by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And that would be because... if you're limiting access to content, you're *censoring* it.

    Go google 'breast' or 'boobies' or 'titties' or any other euphemism you can think of. the cat is already out of the bag for any 13 year old boy who grew up after, say 2000. People who grew up in the unsexualized 50s-70s are just going to have to acknowledge to themselves that children are going to grow up knowing the birds and the bees after the age of, say, 10, and deal with it, and make sure to teach their children accordingly. Fuck, if you grew up on a farm you probably already knew that by the age of 10 anyway. It's not like it's fucking rocket science, it's tab A in slot B and look , a baby.

    Society changes. You can't hold back the tide with your hands, it's futile. You're about 20 years too late. At this point you're just using it as an excuse to create the fascist government that V for Vendetta only hinted at, and you're not fooling anybody. It's only a question of whether the populace is quiescent enough to let you do it. (They Probably are, but that'll only go so far.)

    Fuck.

  22. The right wing here wants to leave you alone by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The right wing in the U.S. these days mostly wants to reduce the power of federal government and leave you the hell alone.

    On any point where they do not seem to want to do this, they are no different than Democrats (gay marriage for example).

    But basically overall any political group in the EU or UK is far to the left, hence the desire to control what the populace does or sees. A true nanny state comes about as the result of a left-wing "we know what is best for you" kind of mindset that few on the right have now (and the Tea Party is getting rid of the ones that remain that still think like that).

    Really to use the term right/left anymore is meaningless, you should be looking for "statists" - those that think the state should be your master instead of yourself. The modern left is wholly bought into this idea, the U.S. right only half way, the EU/UK nearly irredeemably lost down that road now.

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    1. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by cpu6502 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      >>>"we know what is best for you" kind of mindset that few on the right have now (and the Tea Party is getting rid of the ones that remain)

      Oh really? The Tea Party Caucus in the House voted 71% in favor of CISPA. They've been co-opted by the Republican Party (which acts like Democrats). By the way I agree the left/right paradigm is pointless.

      It was originally a reference to the French Assembly of the 1790s, and has little relevance to the U.S. or modern politics. You are either for government control over individuals' choices, or against it. i.e. Statist or not.

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    2. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The right wing in the U.S. these days mostly wants to reduce the power of federal government and leave you the hell alone.

      What a bald face lie. They want to reduce the power of federal government to enable corporations to rampage freely across the country, extracting profits and leaving negative externalities for everyone else to deal with.

      Personal liberty doesn't enter into it with the right wing. You won't find John Boener advocating for marijuana legalization any time soon.

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    3. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      unless you own a vagina. In which case they know whats best for you.

    4. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Unless you want an abortion. Or a gay marriage. Or freedom to practice your non-Christian religion. Moron.

    5. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

      Vice-versa the corproations use Democrat politicians to write regulations that FAVOR the corporations by blocking new competitors from entering the market. Or getting bailouts for their Chevy Volts, which they then ship-off to China. IMHO we'd actually be better-off without the regulations (except basic worker and customer rights), so corporations could not block the growth of new competitors like Ubuntu, Hulu, Netflix, megaupload, Solectria, and so on.

      The bottom line: Both Republicans and Democrats pretty much suck. To favor one party over the other is pretty foolish.

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    6. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by rmstar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The bottom line: Both Republicans and Democrats pretty much suck. To favor one party over the other is pretty foolish.

      That is imbecile drivel. Obama is pretty much an enlightened saint next to all the crap the Republicans had as possible candidates. Claiming there is no difference is just utter idiocy.

    7. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 4, Informative

      "The right wing in the U.S. these days mostly wants to reduce the power of federal government and leave you the hell alone."

      Haha. Get real. You are confusing "right wing" with Libertarians.

      The "small government" policies that the political Right have tried to pretend they believe in have NEVER materialized in the real world.

      When the Republicans have been in power they have NEVER reduced the power of the Federal government, NEVER reduced the actual size of government, NEVER reduced overall spending (except to reduce military spending after wars were over, and not even that, most of the time). Not once, at least since the year 1900, have they EVER actually made the government smaller.

      And they have NEVER left us alone. For the most part, and until very recently, they have a far worse record when it comes to Constitutional rights than the Democrats.

      So you can talk about what the Right pretends its platform to be all you want, but history very clearly shows it to be nothing but rhetoric. Actually that's too polite. Bullshit is the more accurate term.

      If they wanted anybody to actually believe them, they should have started putting their money where their mouths were over 50 years ago.

    8. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I think it's foolish to conclude "they both suck" and use that as an excuse to ignore politics entirely. For one thing, it's simplistic to view everything in terms of parties. Vote for the representative, not the party. I default to voting democrat, but both my senators came out in favor of sopa/pipa, so I probably won't be this time. For another, the parties themselves are semi-democratic. You can vote in the primaries: you can change either party.

    9. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What most people don't realise about liberty is that it comes with a price. Freedom means the ability to do what you want to do, but also it means the responsbility to be accountable for yourself.

        Freedom, really, is the right to be independent. Sure, that means people can't govern what you do to yourself or say, but it also means that government can't help you either. These two realities go entirely hand in hand. If you want help, there are always strings attached - you must sacrifice your freedoms.

      That being said, it also goes the other freaking way as well. If government isn't going to help me, they better stay the **** out of my life. In other words, someone needs to expunge the GOP of social conservative hyprocisy.

    10. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by misexistentialist · · Score: 0

      Women stick out both hands to accept the gifts that conservatives give them. But tell them to stop killing their daughters...

    11. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and use that as an excuse to ignore politics entirely.

      Where did that happen?

      I don't know about him, but I vote for third parties. All of the candidates for the two main parties just suck. Otherwise, I'd vote for them.

    12. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 2

      The "small government" policies that the political Right have tried to pretend they believe in have NEVER materialized in the real world.

      It is really funny how the Republicans in the US can't shut up about small government and then in the next breath they rage on about how the "liberals" want to make defense cuts when in reality the USA should be aiming for a 1000 aircraft F-22 fleet, set up a few air mobile armored brigades go back to a 600 ship navy and invade Iran. As if the armed forces aren't a part of the big, bloated and evil government whose operations they want to carve up and outsource to private enterprise. The same goes for right wingers in other countries although they tend to be less obsessive about the military. In my own country, paradoxically, a recently departed and long lasting right wing government who officially calls it self the party of small government and low taxes expanded the state apparatus more than any other government over the last 50 years (by a wide margin) and it's the social democrats who are now stuck making painful speeding cuts which means (irony, irony) that our right wing friends with their spendthrift habits are now favorites to win the next election. The idiocy of the voting public is the same everywhere.

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    13. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have a meat locker full of them

    14. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      It's more than gay marriage. They just don't want to pay taxes, having a big ass military and have a completely Christian run country which of course means people have to live by the law of god which I don't call a hands off policy.

    15. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The right wing in the U.S. these days mostly wants to reduce the power of federal government and leave you the hell alone.

      Just as long as you don't consume any substance they don't want you to, don't have sex in ways they don't want you to, don't associate with other people to get better pay through collective bargaining (unless you're a corporation, in which case it's okay), don't seek education (taking student loans is apparently irresponsible), and are happy to breath a poisonous fume since enviromental standards are communism.

      But beyond controlling what you eat, fuck, associate with, learn, and breath, they want to leave you alone, yes. Well, beyond wanting you to pay for random wars, of course. And follow their religious standards. And...

      Really to use the term right/left anymore is meaningless, you should be looking for "statists" - those that think the state should be your master instead of yourself. The modern left is wholly bought into this idea, the U.S. right only half way, the EU/UK nearly irredeemably lost down that road now.

      I think it's safe to assume that anyone seeking a position of power is happy to wield that power. The main difference between left and right is that the left wish to wield power through state bureaucracy and the right through money.

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    16. Re:The right wing here wants to leave you alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every right wing conservative I've ever seen, heard of, spoken to, or ever even realized their existence via any medium, has just as much desire to control everyone's life as left wingers. Your political bias betrays you in your post.

  23. "Well Documented" by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    It's well documented.

    You are a lying scumbag. It's well documented.

    Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life.

    Only if you fail to stock the Kleenex properly.

    It has zero detriment to feelings towards women or sex. Kids have been looking at porn for decades now...

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    1. Re:"Well Documented" by ZeroSumHappiness · · Score: 1

      It has zero detriment to feelings towards women or sex. Kids have been looking at porn for decades now...

      Not that I disagree with your distrust of the OP but yeah, uh... That's not a great argument.

    2. Re:"Well Documented" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also agree with the distrust, but only because I bet the OP is probably referring to this study from 1973:
      http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1540-4560.1973.tb00095.x/abstract
      which was at a time that propaganda like this was "scientific":
      https://www.ncjrs.gov/App/Publications/abstract.aspx?ID=2991

    3. Re:"Well Documented" by RodBee · · Score: 1

      >

      It has zero detriment to feelings towards women or sex. Kids have been looking at porn for decades now...

      Not decades.

      Centuries!

      And yeah, I've never seen a single child damaged by seeing porn. But this sounds very, very Puritan, so it must be a cultural notion..

    4. Re:"Well Documented" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's well documented.

      You are a lying scumbag. It's well documented.

      Early exposure to porn as serious detrimental effect latter in life.

      Only if you fail to stock the Kleenex properly.

      It has zero detriment to feelings towards women or sex. Kids have been looking at porn for decades now...

      Whoosh!

  24. I'd better hurry up... by Covalent · · Score: 1

    And finish reading Fahrenheit 451. All this censorship all in a row...madness.

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  25. Any change IS censorship... by wealthychef · · Score: 2

    when the government is the one that manages "how access is delivered." What does it even mean to "deliver access?" How orwellian. He makes it sound like access is something you need the government to provide for you.

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  26. Dear Prime Minister David Cameron by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Fuck You.

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    1. Re:Dear Prime Minister David Cameron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to post a suggestion, but I'm too scared of the police state to risk it.

    2. Re:Dear Prime Minister David Cameron by leromarinvit · · Score: 1

      This comment may invoke mental images of sexual acts involving David Cameron, which are clearly dangerous to children (and adults). I demand that this comment be opt-in immediately!

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  27. Let's Do It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have to start building our own Internet composed of wireless links and operated by thousands of independent individuals. Will it ever be as large as the public Internet of today? No, but anyone who remembers the Wild West Internet of yesteryear will realize that's a good thing.

    https://wiki.projectmeshnet.org/Getting_started

  28. Filtering doesn't work! by kheldan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's been proven time and time again that filtering isn't effective, and often it's abused by people with access and the power to affect what is and is not filtered!

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    1. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by avajcovec · · Score: 5, Funny

      When you put it that way, it sure sounds an awful lot like prohibition.

    2. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's been proven time and time again that filtering isn't effective,

      Nonsense. Filtering has been proven effective in many countries, including China and Iran. I daresay it's been proven cost effective in such countries as well. In fact, you will find that all this software was originally developed, tested, improved and optimised in such regimes, by western companies, and is now being sold back to the home country.

      and often it's abused by people with access and the power to affect what is and is not filtered!

      You are assuming that this is a side effect, and not the entire purpose of the system from the start. Filtering is designed to block things which those in power dislike.

      In this regard, there is no difference between porn, the pirate bay, islamist websites, or even the likes of zerohedge.com when it comes to the running of a successful filtering system. Once the system is in place, those in charge will block what they please.

      There will be no oversight or appeal to the courts, as a successful censorship/filtering system requires these options to be removed. This is the single biggest problem with such filters: they are above the rule of law.

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    3. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No matter how awesome something is, eventually some powerful asshole will ruin it for everyone.

    4. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by EdIII · · Score: 2

      Maybe it's not even prohibition?

      What if they are creating a separate opt-in Naughty-Net where all the porn is collected and categorized into one place by who it might offend the most? That's sounds service oriented to me.....

    5. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by robot256 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would be a service if the "inoffensive net" was opt-in, which I understand they already have. Put the other way around, it definitely is a restriction and/or a ridiculous political gimmick. Even if you can "opt-in" to the "unfiltered" net, who's to stop them from filtering that version too? Once the filter is up, the difference between "on" and "off" becomes a really blurry line. With an "optional" filter, you can still abuse it to shape public opinion if the majority of households have the filter enabled.

    6. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was being completely sarcastic..... a filter/censorship/oppression system like this has nothing to do with porn. That's just the left hand going "look at me! look at me!" why the right hand is delivering the knife to your balls.

    7. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm stocking up now. How long do you think 1TB of pr0n will last me?

    8. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're like me, about 7 and a half minutes.

    9. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In fact, you will find that all this software was originally developed, tested, improved and optimised in such regimes, by western companies, and is now being sold back to the home country"

      That is not exactly what I found, back in the days of Lugradio (Linux user group) I went to a Lugradio convention (Its best not to let your social peers that you do this). It came to light during a talk about content filtering by Daniel Barron that he had recently found out from a BBC article (that I can't find) that his project Dan's Guardian (open source offering) was used as a large basis for both the firewall of China and Isiran-net (pron filtering in Iran). Admittedly DG feeds back into Smoothwall a commercial offering.

      http://dansguardian.org/downloads/lugradio/speech.txt

      As for the success of content filtering - it restricts the masses as those in power please but some can still work around it notably so in Myanmar (although to have content filtering at all is amazing since the place is still a political mess since the British empire left)

    10. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or to your foreskin, more like.

    11. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With enough ignorance...
      PROTIP: EVERYONE in such countries knows what a proxy is, and you get them for the equivalent of $5 a month.
      The whole filtering is completely and utterly useless!

      The strongest case of filtering I have ever seen, was the chat function of Final Fantasy XI. It didn’t have a blacklist, but a whitelist (!!). Only certain words were allowed.
      People still circumvented it. By the power of double entendre and context. One example was the famous "Mitra glory hole". Mitra was a rather hot female race with little clothing. "glory" and "hole" were allowed words, and I think "glory hole" even was a place.
      People will always find a way.

      If we have to, we will code a IP protocol driver that tunnels everything through Twitter or pigeons.

    12. Re:Filtering doesn't work! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! That's over 2GB/s.

      What drives are you using?
      Some kind of RAID, right?

  29. Everybody's favorite TV show "No, Minister!" by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    It's time for people who like porn to announce British Prime Minister-blocking plans.

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  30. These feckin' politicians... by satanclause · · Score: 1

    ...seem to think the interwebs are theirs. It's time they realized they aren't!

    Perhaps it's time for Occupy Internet!

  31. Leave our internet alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Censoring data, is censoring data. Even if there is an avenue to avoid the censor, as there always will be. Please for the love of God leave the internet be. It is not a government entity. It's a global entity. If the majority of the global internet community finds something to block(CP) then block it. If you don't want it in your country, then don't allow the itnernet at all and let your country disappear in the global trade game(which doesn't sound that bad ATM). The deal is knowledge is power, people are gaining too much knowledge for the haves comfort level. Hence why you can't search for information on democracy from within China's firewall.

    You can't just block perfectly legal things, in any manner, and not see that as censorship in some form. Things legal should be allow to flow unhindered. Things that are illegal need to be handled with the people involved with the illegal activity. Not with an entire nation, or the entire globe. But that's another topic, porn is legal in the UK.

    We are seeing an all out assault on the internet freedoms under a different guise every day. Once we start down this path, there is no going back.

    If I don't want my children to look at porn, I will handle that. I will not expect the world to adapt to my views, and inadequate paranting. And yes, I'm the father of two fine young boys, parenting is not easy. But my children are my responsibility alone(well along with the misses).

    "We want to protect the children"
    "We want to protect IP holders"
    "Protect..."
    What about protecting the majority of people that do not fall under these catagories?

  32. How do you think this quote will work in this case by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    How would imagine it working?

    First they came for porn, but I do not watch porn, so I was silent, when people who watched porn were too shy to declare that.
    Then they came for people who read Inspire magazine (wait, they came for them first, with drones), so I was silent, when people who read Jihadi websites opted-in without shame.

    How do you expect this beaten to the death quote to work in this case?

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  33. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by Sebastopol · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think the emphasis is on the word "came".

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  34. Get Claire kicked out. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a seriously obvious Conflict of Interest and her motives are so stupidly obvious.

    She sounds like one of those fruitloops who do more damage to children than porn ever could.
    The type who practically locks their kids in their rooms until they have a stable job and arrange a marriage with another equally fruitloop of a family.
    30 year old virgin offspring breeders. Those types.

    Do you really want someone like that in office, Britain?
    She is almost certainly this kind of person just by reading her absolutely naive little words.
    She is acting like EA calling everyone homophobes and entitled because they are hating their terrible games recently.

    How about you actually TALK to your kids once in a while?
    Stop being lazy. If you can't take care of your own kids, DON'T HAVE THEM. Stop throwing your responsibilities as a parent on to others at the detriment of others.

    TPB, now this, and you can bet your ass they will go after other stuff.
    It is up to you, Britain.
    Act, don't talk about it. Act.

  35. I must have ... by PPH · · Score: 2

    .... missed that news. I was busy looking at the page three girl.

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    1. Re:I must have ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up.

  36. Slippery slope by slasho81 · · Score: 1

    That slope got slippery because I accidentally spilled some lube. Sorry about that.

  37. Malicious compliance? by davidwr · · Score: 2

    An ISP who didn't want to comply could just add this one line to the account application:

    Mark only one:
    _X_ I am a legal adult and am okay with _ISP_ not blocking porn
    ___ I am not not a legal adult and agree to have porn blocked. Note: Non-adult customers must have an adult agree to pay the bill. :)

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  38. now no one else can by interkin3tic · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Clearly the thing to do would be to start a porn site where the talent make political speeches against David Cameron. Then he'll be repressing political speech.

    1. Re:now no one else can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly the thing to do would be to start a porn site where the talent make political speeches against David Cameron. Then he'll be repressing political speech.

      Brilliant

    2. Re:now no one else can by jeremymiles · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is the UK we're talking about, there's no constitutional amendment that says you can't repress political speech and people can be sent to prison for what they write on twitter: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17515992

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    3. Re:now no one else can by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      A proposal need not break a constitutional amendment to become a big story (due to how juicy this would be) and attract unwanted attention from voters.

      I'd hazard a guess that he's trying to pass this for his base or some other group he's trying to retain the support of, this doesn't sound like something the majority of voters would approve of. Thus, I'd guess he's trying to keep this a little quiet. My proposal would blow the story up in a bad light if it's not already front-page news, and he'd probably back away from it.

    4. Re:now no one else can by rHBa · · Score: 1

      Please excuse me for my ignorance of US law/history but I'm confused! Are you saying that they had to amend your constitution before it was illegal to repress political speech? The original constitution must have been a serious alpha version!!!

    5. Re:now no one else can by jeremymiles · · Score: 2

      Well, it's not mine, 'cos I'm British, but my understanding is that that's about right. The constitution was followed pretty swiftly by the bill of rights, which was some number of amendments. The first amendment is the one about freedom of speech. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_Amendment_to_the_United_States_Constitution Whereas we Brits never even bothered to write down our constitution, and we don't have freedom of speech.

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    6. Re:now no one else can by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      It was more a matter of making implicit understandings explicit. The government didn't start suppressing speech in earnest until seven years after the bill of rights was ratified.

    7. Re:now no one else can by rHBa · · Score: 1

      Thank you both Jeremys for enlightening me...

    8. Re:now no one else can by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      And it could have been, and should have been, much more succinct in that purpose. They should have put the ninth and tenth first:

      The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

      and

      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

      and then summed up the other eight in one fell swoop:

      "Congress shall make no law restricting the rights retained by the people unless explicitly authorized by the powers delegated to it by the Constitution."

      Makes it pretty clear, I think: we (the people) can do anything we like, except things we've explicitly allowed you (the state) to control; and you can't do shit except the things we've explicitly allowed you to.

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    9. Re:now no one else can by Stormthirst · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true:
      The British Bill of Rights

    10. Re:now no one else can by blackicye · · Score: 1

      Clearly the thing to do would be to start a porn site where the talent make political speeches against David Cameron. Then he'll be repressing political speech.

      Naked News is the closest thing I've seen to this, heh.

    11. Re:now no one else can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the UK we're talking about, there's no constitutional amendment that says you can't repress political speech and people can be sent to prison for what they write on twitter: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-17515992

      That's not political speech, that's racist hate speech from what the article seems to say.

      We (most commonwealth nations) have laws to protect our rights. The constitutions are mainly about how the government works. I do wish our constitutions had our rights in them though. Takes the people to change the constitution so it's a lot less vulnerable to corrupt governments like the US.

    12. Re:now no one else can by mrmarkcollins · · Score: 1

      The British Constitution is written down, it's just uncodified, meaning it resides in ~six different sources.

    13. Re:now no one else can by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1

      While I disagree with his punishment it was racism and not political speech.

    14. Re:now no one else can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please excuse me for my ignorance of US law/history but I'm confused! Are you saying that they had to amend your constitution before it was illegal to repress political speech?

      Yes. That's why it's called the First Amendment to the US Constitution.

      The original constitution must have been a serious alpha version!!!

      No, the alpha version was the Articles of Confederation. The US was briefly a confederacy before having a strong federal government. Those got thrown out because the confederate government didn't have the power to levy taxes or regulate commerce on a national level, so it couldn't pay for it's own armies or sign treaties. The current Constitution is the beta version, with the Amendments being patches.

      If you've ever wondered why the US system seems so archaic when it's a democratic country, or why our political system only supports two parties (de facto if not de jure), it's because nobody had done what the US Constitution did before (build a nation from scratch using the ideals of liberal democracy). It's got some pretty major flaws, and the two party system is one that is effectively impossible to change (the only people with the power to change it have an interest in preventing that change).

    15. Re:now no one else can by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      You have far too much faith in state government.

    16. Re:now no one else can by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No but until some right wing a-hole revokes it, we do have (among others):

      * freedom of thought, conscience and religion, and freedom to express your beliefs
      * freedom of expression
      * freedom of assembly and association

    17. Re:now no one else can by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      You are jumping to conclusions. Being clearer and more concise about the limits placed on Federal government does not imply being more lenient on State governments, despite the country being full of morons who support that idiotic position.

      My hypothetical changes have absolutely no bearing on the powers of State governments, because the limitations on them come from four amendments later, after the Civil War:

      No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

      This has been generally interpreted to mean that the limits on the Federal government apply also to the State governments. My hypothetical clarification on the limits on the Federal government would thus apply via the 14th Amendment to the States as well: they have no powers except those explicitly granted to them, and their citizens have all rights not explicitly curbed by those powers, even ones that haven't been enumerated.

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  39. Terrible implementation by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Informative

    Why doesn't the british government just have an option at sign up for child protection and use a simple DNS blocking service like NortonDNS? That would not disrupte free speech nor would it require expensive procedures and upgrades for ISPs.

    I am an advocate of OpenDNS, and NortonDNS for phishing and crossite protection in case my anti virus package misses something. NortonDNS has porn filtering as well if you enter the IP addresses here. Basically the last subnet .50 filters unfamily friendly sites, .40 just porn and malware, and .20 for the rest of us with just security protection.

    I have my router with .20 filter at home. If I had a child I would put his/her own computer with a subnet of .40 for the DNS IP Address. Problem solved. No expensive tax dollars or expensive hardware or software.

    If you run Windows you can turn on family safety too for a childs account. I imagine most users are not this savy or smart to know this or set this up and you can do custom filtering as well. However DNS filtering is the best and an easy way.

    I am for free speech and this is outragous! I think an option with those who pick family safety just run a script which configures their new shiny routers to the NortonDNS that protects agaisnt porn and viola! Easy

    1. Re:Terrible implementation by crutchy · · Score: 1

      are you sure you're not new to slashdot, mr gates?

      don't even bother looking for logic or sense in anything. just badmouth or give head to any or all of microsoft, google, apple or linux, and you'll be called either a troll or a shill, which is code for "you fit right in"

  40. Re:link here by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    The link is here.

    Messed up the tags

  41. What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the snarky remarks about USA?

    1. Re:What's the problem? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      say nothing or i.n.t.e.l.l.i.g.e.n.c.e. will track you down, the very precise and a compricated pran you spent 10 years working on will be foiled, and you'll be dragged away by real american heros to spend the rest of your days on a resort island in comfy orange pyjamas... fuck yeah!

  42. Because it is? by lightknight · · Score: 1

    MP Claire Perry, who said, 'There is a "hands off our internet" movement that sees any change in how access is delivered as censorship.'" -> Because it is?

    Censor (courtesy of MW):
    2censor verb
    censoredcensoring

    Definition of CENSOR

    transitive verb
    : to examine in order to suppress or delete anything considered objectionable ; also : to suppress or delete as objectionable
      See censor defined for English-language learners

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  43. blocking the internet porn is just the beginning.. by shop+S+Mart · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Start by blocking the internet porn, for the kids of course. A few years pass. Then block anything that could be deemed hate speech or offensive. Again for the kids. Govt bonus: have FBI/CIA/NSA secretly setup proxies and track people who use them to bypass the block. A few years pass. Next block anything from countries that might be unfriendly towards us, national security, nothing to see here move along. Govt bonus: have FBI/CIA/NSA secretly setup proxies and track people who use them to bypass the block. A few years pass. Start making it harder to opt in for porn, maybe even make users pay for access or a data plan that allows porn. Govt bonus: big list of people who want porn.

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  44. PM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prude Minister

    1. Re:PM? by crutchy · · Score: 1

      porn minister

  45. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not a problem...

    First they came for the porn but I didn't watch porn so I didn't care, next they came for those extremist websites but I wasn't an extremist so I didn't care, next they went after the hate speech, but I wasn't hateful so I didn't care, next they came for the unpopular but I wasn't unpopular so I didn't care, then when i realized I was in a jack booted fascist state I had no way to protest or organize because they turned the internet into the fucking home shopping club and when i complained they hauled my ass away.

    I admit not nearly as poetic but the sentiment is there. NEVER FORGET that there are those out there that honestly believe nothing should exist that an 8 year old can't watch and scarily enough these douchebags often end up in power.

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  46. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by king+neckbeard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They start by making you have to opt-in for porn, then the filter is expanded for child porn, terrorism, hate speech, extremism, copyright infringement, and whatever. It's foot in the door technique.

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  47. Move to VPNs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With kids moving to VPNs (see http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-17922214), the filters will be useless.

    One could almost say that *IAA are pushing kids to bypass government filters and hence get uncensored access to porn.

  48. You really want this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..."thing" in any government position?

    Claire Votes on things

    She is part of what is slowly becoming wrong with the UK.

  49. This is how WWIII started. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not over a war for resources, territory but PORN

    1. Re:This is how WWIII started. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      seems like a good enough reason to me

      *goes to get baseball bat and join the slaughter*

  50. Government wants to control you. by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Fight it at all costs.

  51. Inaccurate summary by henryteighth · · Score: 2

    FFS, RTFA! "The Prime Minister is expected to announce formal plans to look into...Cameron will announce a consultation". No plans to do anything at all have been announced, which is what the summary says

  52. Just remember by Higgins_Boson · · Score: 1

    Just remember to keep sacrificing your liberty for freedom.

  53. I hate to quote Carlin yet again but it's relevant by gale+the+simple · · Score: 2

    "...fuck the children; they are getting entirely too much attention"

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  54. Re:I hate to quote Carlin yet again but it's relev by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dr. Phil doesn't agree with you, but he's encouraged you've expressed your emotions.

  55. I can't see this making my internet access cheaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the fucking parents pay for filtered internet content for their spawn, and leave me out of it.

  56. Comments number by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny how the numbers of comments on this story about pr0n are increasing in numbers, leaving other story like the feds seizing domains in the dust.

  57. So what are they saying...? by SigmaTao · · Score: 2

    What is going to be considered porn? If I write something sexy in an email - does it get blocked? Does this happen in every language? If someone sends a sexy photo to someone who hasn't opted-in are they breaking the law?

    Who is responsible for that, the ISP/government/sender?

    If you "opt-in" who gets to see the list of people who have done so? How will this be audited and by whom?

    Can this be the basis of a search warrant? If you bypass the filter are you breaking a law? If you help someone bypass a filter are you breaking the law? If you are a child and you bypass the filter are you breaking the law?

    Will MP's have to own up to if they have opted-in? How will we know they are being truthful? What will happen if they are not? What happens if they visit friends houses where the friends have opted-in? Will this be true for all public figures and government employees?

    If you "opt-in" and your children "see porn" does this mean you are accountable to the government in some way?

    If your kids go visit their friends in a "opt-in" household does this mean their parents are responsible in defying the law some how?

    If the ISP accidentally allows someone access to porn without their "opting-in" what does that mean? Can parents sue the government/ISP/auditors?

    If your in a custody dispute with a spouse, will it be legitimate for them to discover if you have opted-in to internet.

    What happens if the ISP blocks things that aren't porn? Who will know? What recourse will there be if they block a legitimate business site?

    Who will make the list of porn sites?

    If the government does it, and they start blocking "non-porn" sites - how will people know? How will it be fixed? How long will that take?

    Will companies and institutions be able to opt-in en mass or will they need approval from every member of their staff?

    Will libraries automatically "opt-in"? If the filter is not accurate and blocks items that are medical or sexual education - and you are a school/library/university etc will you have to opt-in just to be sure you get the information you need?

    I am sure they are not thinking this through...

  58. No wonder they loosing the elections by jonfr · · Score: 1

    There is no wonder why the Tory are going to loose the next elections big time in few years time. I guess the people in the UK are not going to stand for this type of thinking in the government of the UK.

    This also has nothing to do with children. That is just a cover up to get this censorship past the UK parliament.

    1. Re:No wonder they loosing the elections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but the tories actually ran as being more liberal than labour on civil liberties- they scrapped the ID card and the giant database. i doubt swapping the colour of the government is going to halt anything

  59. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by mapkinase · · Score: 1

    So, I will opt-in for terrorism, hate speech, extremism, copyright infringement.

    Who is coming for me?

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  60. I'll make a man out of you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or at least keep you from watching porn in your mom's basement every day and night.

    Jokes aside, I realise there is a good reason behind such a thing, but the fact is that you can't keep all sites out. You can't even keep all GOOD/TIME-WORTHY sites out. Some sites contain pornographic advertisements. Would those be affected? If so affected, how exactly would things be handled differently? Are you really going to break the functionality of the Web while also killing the ad-viewing revenue of sites that merely contain pornographic ads as opposed to the site being primarily made for porn? What qualifies as pornography? Will that definition be different from what qualifies as pornography outside of the Web due to the fact that the nature of the medium is so radically different?

    There is too much to consider, and none of it sounds good. I can just imagine browsing entire sites with a bunch of broken images...just as I did in the 1990s. -_-

  61. Heinlein knew..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When any government or church for that matter, undertakes to say to its subjects, "This you may not read, this you must not know," the end result is tyranny and oppression, no matter how holy the motives

  62. While I'm at it... by Nux'd · · Score: 1

    I think I'll opt-out of this society because I no longer wish to be indecently exposed to such idiocy.

  63. huh huhh uh huuh huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you said 'boener'

  64. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You forgot to opt-in for child porn

  65. Another bad idea by collect0r · · Score: 0

    This is probably the worst thing the Government can do, they have enough problems running the country never mind the internet as well.

    I have always said all parents should never leave children to use the internet with out having their own protection in place.
    I have always said that all porn should be banished to the xxx Tld therefore making it easy for parents to block.

    Governments should keep out of this as everyone who reads Slashdot knows how to bypass the blocks by just using a proxy all this will do is make push more people onto using the darkweb or running VPN servers or other using freely available software like Tor and Privoxy, or if they just use filters on the DNS they would just use DNS resolvers from another country.

    The ISP`s would have to implement this via expensive switches to make a difference which would slow the internet down for us in the uk more than it is now as well as adding the extra costs to our bills to cover the administration.

    Sky has failed already implementing the blocks to the piratebay and anyway which person would use any other than a private tracker and protection to stop RIAA from seeing their ipaddress anyway.

    Whats next the internet companies will find a way to make users pay them for access to porn and drive the whole thing underground where funnily enough the kids will still bypass it if they want to find it.

    You cannot add a third of the internet to blocklists and keep them current as it is.

    1. Re:Another bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always said that all porn should be banished to the xxx Tld therefore making it easy for parents to block.

      Oh? And just how are they going to do that without government intervention? Actually, how are they going to do that even with government intervention? There are too many websites, and there are websites and TLDs out of their control.

      Listen. I don't care if it's difficult for parents to block porn. I'm not going to waste my time trying to make it simpler for them, and I'm not going to advocate for any "banishing."

      When are we going to make a religious TLD and banish all religious websites to it? I find religious content objectionable and harmful to my children (See what I did there?). I don't have a problem with opt-in filters, but I really don't want to force certain websites to have certain TLDs simply because some people find certain content objectionable. That's simply a double standard.

  66. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Srsly, why do you elect idiots over in the UK?

  67. So... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    ...exactly what plans is the porn blocking?

  68. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

    Perhaps a missile, perhaps a drone, perhaps a sudden EMP while you're driving causing your engine and brake computers to go nuts

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  69. porn is the reason by crutchy · · Score: 1

    why the web took off in the first place... i mean really took off

    for isps, banning porn is like telling cca they can no longer sell normal coke, only sugar free (coke zero)

    internet traffic will plummet

  70. The internet needs to be banned first by gelfling · · Score: 1

    And only then you should have to face a detailed background check, attend a training course and pay a hefty license charge to get online, while every single keystroke of yours is tracked and stored for possible infractions. There also needs to a be strict age limit of no access if you're under 25 or ever had any run in with the law including any charge for any reason whatsoever. Even a parking ticket. Violators will be electrocuted.

    England Prevails.

  71. Weird by bryan1945 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The British can show boobs on TV, but they want to actively block porn. In the US, you can't show boobs on TV, but everyone says porn in fine. And don't get me started on Japan.

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  72. censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'There is a "hands off our internet" movement that sees any change in how access is delivered as censorship.'"

    If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck...

  73. Say it's is so! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say it isn't so! Filtering schemes for porn, coming from Europe?! I thought the intellectually and culturally superior Europeans were so much more evolved than us ignorant, religious and pious non-Europeans. Why we are veritable backwoods retards compared to the vaunted linerated and clear thinking, free peoples of the European countries. Why the UK is filled with nothing but superior right thinking specimes who would never censor like those ugly and capricious Americans, always forcing their uptight ideas abou sex on the enlightened Europeans. Or those backwards Arabs and their oppressive but noble culture, being so down on all things sex. Why the British are so much more enlightened and would never do that!

  74. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

    No-one will come for you, but you might find that some kind of extended "sex offender" lists will crop up where everyone who had opted into something ends up on. Once there, good luck finding a job or buying or renting a house.

  75. Threatening to block porn is to distract you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    From the bigger issues. Like the EU crisis. The F35 and F22 fiascos. The nuclear fallout from Japan polluting the planet. The banksters. Offshoring and outsourcing. Unemployement. Immigration. Monsanto and GM Franken foods. Iran, Iraq. Afghanistan. Syria. Occupy Wall Street. The Tea Party. Enron. 911. The pension crisis.

    Frighten you, put you on the defensive, TO TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM.

    Block Porn? AS IF. It is a boogieman to frighten children.

    Porn has always existed and always will. It only takes a few days to bang out version 1.0 of an encrypted peer to peer private network that runs on untouchable port 80.

    Wanna see linux explode overnight? Wanna see crypto everywhere, all the time? Wanna see securecom(TM) for Raspberry PI materialize out of the void? Go ahead block and censor and scan. Countermeasures will be deployed in weeks.

    UK Politicians lecturing on sex morality? That's a chuckle. The UK upper crust are some of the sickest perverts on the planet. Anyone else remember the pedophile roundup in the UK that got cancelled some years back because it started turning up a lot of the UK uppercrust? I do.

    The UK has no money for this. As soon as the Olympics are over, the UK will collapse. Cameron and Blair will be lucky to pay their electric bill. The Queen will have to clip coupons.

    They are bluffing.

    Do not be afraid. Do not be divided.

  76. Stupidity made paramount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lighten up francis. It's just sex, between consenting adults and they both get paid for it. Do things that we really like, making and having sex.

    Point one. Do you honestly think your someone is going to start doing porn if they discovers it exists? If you do, then either you've already failed as a parent or your kid is already a lost cause. Do you have any idea how many people have seen, and enjoyed porn, and how many people work in that industry? Most people for the former, and a little tiny itty bitty fraction of the population in the later.So clearly watching people have sex doesnt not make people become porn actors. If by that logic exposure to porn made people into porn actors, then nearly everyone on earth would work in porn.

    Point two, it's sex! People see sex all the time, and it's doesn't harm them. Clearly, obviously it doesnt hurt people to see sex. How do these prudes think babies are made? This are the same idiots that claim seeing a nipple on a woman, but not man, is harmful to children. So do they breast feed their kids blindfolded? Forbid girls from looking at there nipples? Shear nonsense. Anyone that claims watching sex harms people is either stupid or lying. This is the same idiotic argument that playing video games makes people violent. This is about cultural taboos and nothing else. It's sex, it's healthy, it's normal and it won't hurt you to see it. Grow up.

    And point three. It doesn't fucking matter what you or anyone else thinks is good for me. I dont need you to protect little old me, or my kids from sex. I dont want my kids to grow up fucked up because they cant form healthy sexual relationships amd enjoy sex because prudes have made them ashamed of their thoughts and desires. Its sex, its healthy to want to do it, and yes it perfectly healthy to want to see it. Its hot! By their logic, if a bunch of people think I shouldn't read the bible, then apprently it should be banned because a loud enough minority thinks its harmful to women, etc.

    Marvelous world they want to live in, I'll pass on the trip back to the dark ages. Fuck off you dictators. Really, sex is bad? WTF?! If sex is bad, what's good?

  77. opt-out instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long story short: with internet i prefer opt-out over opt-in

    Long story:
    IIRC i have comcast and somewhere in their settings they have filters you can select to prevent porn sites to come up? why not do something like that.
    Or now that a lot of ISP modems are also wireless routers they could add a little extra power and software that has an always updated database of sites in diffrent catagories (think V-Chip) where u can select by age, or even select only a few options within the age group. Like i am fine with my kid seeing gun fights but i dont like high end curse words and they are in the same age group, i can select to block the cursing but keep the fights.
    or you can install blocking software on the computer it's self
    there are already many options and some that would be nice if implemented.

  78. Uh, no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The douchebags in power could not possibly care less about the moral content of available entertainment. They posture on these issues precisely because it wins them public support. With that support, they can then further the agendas they actually do care about, which include increasing the power and wealth of themselves and their allies.

    The people who care are the teeming masses of your fellow have-nots who can't be arsed into rubbing two neurons together long enough to see the terrible harm they cause by empowering people who purport to make vanish anything that makes them feel squeamish.

  79. Re:yeh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .com

  80. It's tracking. The trick is to have no shame. by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

    So you have to opt into porn, some people feel uncomfortable about making private things, like if they watch porn or not, into public things. To me it's an invasion of privacy. I guess I'd just be shame free and opt into any and everything they would otherwise block.

    This is the equivalent of posting the fact you purchased a skin flick or nude magazine on your facebook page for all the world to see...

    What's next is that every book, periodical, or website you consume will be "opted in" ie, you'll enter it in their logs, so we can see exactly what you're doing -- They'll do it to close the cash loophole. What?! You want to be Anonymous? Like the Evil Hackers?!

  81. opt-out would be better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you should be able to access it by default but be able to block it if you wanted

  82. UK e-petitions by McDrewbs · · Score: 1

    Now, there is one for stopping the censorship of porn and there is one for blocking porn. But I liked this one even more.
    http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/1629 --- "None of the above" on ballot papers.

    Hello porn, goodbye politicians (shut up, don't ruin my dream, it's the British dream, we have ours, you have yours).

  83. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by mapkinase · · Score: 0

    That's not continuation of the progression "first they came to me".

    Why everybody is abusing the analogy?

    First they called a bad word homosexuals, then they burned alive violin players.

    It's a a complete lack of reason I am shocked about, not the attitude of people to censoring.

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  84. Britain is becoming a pathetic totalitarian hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of stupidity and ignorance that is typical of British politicians. The regime of David Cameron, is nearly entirely composed of extremely stupid, fanatically right wing, privately educated halfwits.
    This type of policy is completely unworkable in the real world. Everyone already knows how to bypass the proxying of nazi governments. The British government will only achieve the addition of itself to a select list of totalitarian censorship regimes, and absolutely nothing else.
    And, what was the problem they were trying to tackle with this legislation? Who even knows? Personally, I don't see any harm in letting children access an uncensored internet. If they are too young to understand what they see, it probably won't make any impact, or at best solicit some laughter. I think censorship does more harm than good. Once you make something 'forbidden', young people will only seek it out even more. Since the fascist proxy will easily be able to be bypassed by just about any child, one has to ask, is this just an attempt to introduce a new method of spying on people by the back door. I can't see any other reason for it, other than perhaps a particularly pathetic and reactionary pandering to thick right wing sub-peasant trash.
    Where is the evidence that censorship produces any benefits for children? We need only look to the disgusting filth of the catholic church, to see the dangers of those who try to impose their own 'moral agenda' on others. I'd be willing to bet the proponents of such laws are actually the sickest, most filthy, most warped, stunted, and disgusting freaks of all. Looking at the history of Tory deviant MPs, there seems to be some founding for these suspicions.

  85. I always thought porn stashes were futile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, I've changed m mind. Porn stashes form a totally uncensorable distributed source of whatever these dickheads are trying to censor.

    Ladies and gentlemen, let loose your stashes!

  86. erm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's an adult child?

  87. Tories by DaveGod · · Score: 1

    If parents want to restrict access to pornography, well that's their choice and I'm not going to argue against own-choice even if I'm tempted to suggest it may be misguided.

    So I'd support an opt-in model, albeit wary about the implementation - specifically control and monitoring over what is blocked - but in principle, sure. If parents are the ones wanting something, they can tick the box when signing up or accessing the account. A solution made available for anyone with the problem.

    So why an opt-out model? Are they insinuating that parents who want to block pornography are too stupid or lazy to tick the box?

    Nope. Parents may be on side for this but mostly the opt in vs. out isn't important to them. The reason the opt-out is being pushed is because the "Christian" Tories' problem is about other people accessing pornography.

  88. I will opt-in for everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    However they will also want you to prove your identity, so I will use a VPN instead of their list.

  89. Early adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And who do you think the early adopters of broadband were? That's right, pr0n consumers FTW.

  90. Just another Tory spin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one has got close to the heart of this...

    It is only Cameron trying to prove that he is not the wanker that we all know him to be!!!

  91. It's rather precisely censorship by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Of course that hands-off-the-internet people are saying that changes like this are censorship. That's because they are censorship - it's specifically preventing people from accessing certain kinds of content. If British Telecom were changing the internet access to deliver everything over wireless so everything's mobile and then telling you not to transfer big files because it would interfere with VOIP latency, that wouldn't be censorship, it would just be dubious technical change. But blocking access to specific content because it's politically incorrect is pretty much the definition of censorship.

    I'm sorry, but I'd prefer to see a politician who's got the honesty to say that she wants to censor content because she knows what's best for us to read than a lying loon who says that it's not censorship when she's in charge of deciding what we can read.

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  92. Badly - it's a Godwin thing by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Besides, it's "First they came for the porn. Then they came for the porn. After that they came for the porn. Now they're back, trying to get the porn again."

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    1. Re:Badly - it's a Godwin thing by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      Besides, where's JDL when we need it on the asses of Holocaust trivializers?

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  93. Censorship, not prohibution by billstewart · · Score: 2

    They're not breaking into your houses trying to confiscate your porn, or breaking into ISPs taking theirs away. They're just censoring it in between.

    But they're being dishonest idiots about it. The reason the "hands off the Internet" people are calling this proposed "change" "censorship" is that it's rather precisely meeting the definition of censorship. She wants to block material based on its content. If BT were to move everything onto wireless and tell you not to download big files because it'd interfere with VOIP latency, that wouldn't be censorship - it's independent of whether the content is porn, pirated movies, funny cat videos, or speeches by idiot Tory politicians.

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    1. Re:Censorship, not prohibution by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      That's a lie. Let's be honest the adult internet is no place for children, any country serious about this would create a children's internet. Basically all the schools around the world hooked up together, universities, high schools, primary schools and kindergartens. All monitored and controlled with only approved content. Universities would also have a direct to the internet channel for the students.

      This is all about, whoops tee hee, we accidentally blocked a critical of our practices web site. About extending censorship. Consider two adults chatting on VOIP an extension of the internet, they both start swearing, swear words are considered pornographic, do they now bet permanently censored and cut off from the internet.

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  94. Using Tor to avoid Tories by billstewart · · Score: 1

    I'd rather not have politicians telling me what to read, thank you. It's worse when they expand their targets from the originally-announced "porn" to cover lots of politically significant content, which so far has happened in just about any of the places that have implemented systems like this. And that doesn't even count the sloppy and accidental misclassifications, like one blacklist that banned "terra.es", which was a Spanish site similar to what flickr is now.

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  95. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

    Opting in for those things will obviously make you suspicious, which means you'll probably be put on some watchlist. Eventually, it probably won't even be an option to opt-in, since only dirty criminals make that choice. The assholes that are against porn tend to be the kind of control freaks that thinks that they should have a say in every aspect of everyone's life, and to them, the internet is a great threat. There's not a damn thing wrong with kids watching porn, so the base argument is completely invalid.

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  96. Re:How do you think this quote will work in this c by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You didn’t watch porn... riiiiight.

    Sorry mate. This civilization will fall into chaos in mere hours, when all porn is gone!
    Rape and exhibitionism will be rampant. And those who don’t dare, will be so high on horniness, that they will do everything and everyone to get back the porn. Including storming every single government building.

    It will be done in less than 48 hours. And only, because "done" includes furiously fapping/shlicking for 8 hours. ^^

  97. What about the children?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Raising kids is the responsibility of the parents, not the state. There a re a lot of thing out there that may damage your children and so, as a parent you look out for them, you install a filter or you keep your kids away from extreme fighting matches.

    What the hell is the government thinking trying to raising the children in a common way like this? Will they instate a Junior Anti-Sex League next?