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Leave Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson Alone!

theodp writes "Over at The Daily Beast, Dan Lyons says Resumegate is overblown and says it's time to stop picking on Yahoo CEO Scott Thompson. Even without the circa-1979 CS degree some incorrectly thought he possessed, Lyons argues that Thompson is still perfectly capable, his critics have ulterior motives, and his competitors have all lied before. 'Forgive me for being less than shocked at the idea of a CEO lying,' writes Lyons. 'Steve Jobs [college dropout] used to lie all the time, and he's apparently the greatest CEO who ever lived. Google lied about taking money from Canadian pharmacies to run illegal drug ads, but finally had to come clean and pay $500 million in fines to settle the charges. Mark Zuckerberg [college dropout] last fall settled charges brought by the FTC that his company had made "unfair and deceptive" claims—I think that's like lying—and, what's more, had violated federal laws.' So what makes the fudging of a 30-year old accomplishment on the Yahoo CEO's resume a transgression that the 'highly ethical and honest folks in Silicon Valley' simply cannot bear? 'Facebook is a cool kid,' explains Lyons. 'So is Apple. Yahoo is the loser kid that nobody likes.'"

319 comments

  1. It's the hypocricy by crow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The assumption is that an employee who lied on his resume would likely be fired, but a CEO is too important to fire.

    1. Re:It's the hypocricy by Zapotek · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is baffling, why does everyone assume that all people are equal and of equal worth under all possible circumstances? Yes, the CEO is far more important to the company than the sandwich guy.
      This can either mean that a lying CEO can mess up the image of the company so it's imperative that he be sacked immediately or it can go completely the other way, i.e. he's the CEO, he can't just be fired over an irrelevant typicality.

      Anyways, my point it that there's not a single drop of hypocrisy in this.

    2. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assumption is correct and not hypocrisy in any way.

      The superstars, leadership and top performers are held to different standards because they are more important and valuable then the random joe schmoe at a company. There's nothing wrong with that.

    3. Re:It's the hypocricy by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The assumption is that an employee who lied on his resume would likely be fired, but a CEO is too important to fire.

      The assumption is that an employee who lied on his/her resume would likely lie about other things as well. A CEO can lie about the most important information about their company. Lie to the board, the stockholders, the SEC, etc.

      His CS degree isn't relevant to his current position, but the fact that he lied about it is relevant.

    4. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I may be an old fashioned relic but my word is my bond. It is important from a practical level I cannot do business with you if you are lying unless I mean to simply screw you over.

        I have no way of negotating with you in good faith. if I want repeat busness I cannot pursue a strategy of wringing ever last drop from a deal simply achieve what I need at a profitable arrangement for both parties. If you lie to me I cannot do this.

    5. Re:It's the hypocricy by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The standard here is that everybody is expected to respect common decency and have a reasonable level of personal integrity, regardless of CEO or the common worker. Claiming a degree violates both to the extreme. Degrees are things people trust. Claiming one without having one it a violation of the order of society. It also reflects massively and negatively on the character of the person doing it.

      Hence lying about a degree disqualifies you as a member of decent society, must get you ass fired and your career to be over.

      Or you can go the way of, for example, Northern Korea, where a nil-whit is called the "Genius of the Geniuses". Of course, _that_ guy is a figurehead.

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    6. Re:It's the hypocricy by turbidostato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Yes, the CEO is far more important to the company than the sandwich guy."

      Therefore is far more important to get the facts right *prior* to hire somebody for that role, isn't it?

      Well, by lying about his CV in order to get his position, his lie is far more important than the sandwich guy doing the same, isn't it?

      Now, what was your point, again?

    7. Re:It's the hypocricy by V-similitude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, I truly doubt his supposed CS degree from 1979 ever ONCE came up in the board's discussion to hire him. It's entirely irrelevant to the job at hand. In all likelihood it was either taken straight from his bio on e-bay (which may or may not have come from him) or the 5th page of his resume that hadn't been updated in 20 years. It's not about him being CEO, it's about whether a degree even matters for a 50+ year old employee with a strong employment background. It doesn't.

      Yes, a junior programmer who explicitly lied about his degree should get fired, because that would be a critical part of the decision to hire him. But an older employee gets hired based on a solid work history and his degree may never come into question. In that case, CEO or not, the employee would probably not get fired just for having a lie 5 pages deep in his resume.

      Now if there was a background check form that had him write in his education history anew and sign a "this is true to my knowledge" statement, and he still put the degree on there, perhaps there's some basis for termination just for the explicit lie. But it's not at all clear that that exists. Personally, I think it's just as likely that e-bay doctored the bio at some point to make itself feel better about him, and yahoo simply copied that without much thought.

    8. Re:It's the hypocricy by vlm · · Score: 2

      Yes, the CEO is far more important to the company

      You can reasonably argue thats not true.

      The only constant of corporate life is groupthink concentrates at the top. A standard issue stuffed suit is identical to any other standard issue stuffed suit. Any variation in results by different stuffed suits is caused by natural market variation. Who the board selects is not really all that important. Very much like programmer output, the top 0.1% of rock star workers (programmer or CEO) will outperform the masses by a factor of 10, but there are not enough 0.1% rock stars to really matter.

      On the other hand, if you have a peon 1st level cust service who lies all the time, they can destroy millions in shareholder value per week, if they try hard enough.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    9. Re:It's the hypocricy by turbidostato · · Score: 0

      "A CEO can lie about the most important information about their company. Lie to the board, the stockholders, the SEC, etc."

      A CEO lying on his resume has *already* lied to the board. You don't think the CEO's hiring process is led by a minion from HHRR, do you?

    10. Re:It's the hypocricy by DanZ23 · · Score: 2

      Now if there was a background check form that had him write in his education history anew and sign a "this is true to my knowledge" statement, and he still put the degree on there, perhaps there's some basis for termination just for the explicit lie. But it's not at all clear that that exists.

      I would think all information you provide is _all_ under the assumption of "this is true to my knowledge". What is the point of it if it's not true? Does that really have to be spelled out?

    11. Re:It's the hypocricy by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Exactly the point isn't that he is unqualified to lead a company without the CS degree. But the fact that he said he had one when he doesn't. While someone doesn't need a CS degree to lead a company. When hiring it could be considered a bit of a Plus that this person at least has an inkling on what goes on in a company. The fact that he does or doesn't have a CS degree once you get to those levels doesn't count for much. But the fact that he continued the lie does. The CEO for a public traded company is the face for the company, they need to (at least publicly) appear to be the better person, Smarter, Harder Working, and Honest. (Pause for a movement for you to laugh at sentence) The problem is that they are just as human as everyone of us, and makes mistakes. However you are not being paid the huge bucks to make the mistakes that the rest of the people do, so if your ethics lapse while you are a CEO and people get found out, well you should be fired. That is why you get the big bucks, to cover for the risk that any lapse in judgement could get you fired. So I say fire the CEO for this. Because he lied on his resume and you don't want your company to be a company of lyers.

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    12. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For the record, you do understand that he does have a college degree? He just lied about what his major was.

    13. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the CEO is far more important to the company than the sandwich guy.

      What if the sandwich guy becomes the CEO? He can LIE, you know. That's the point of firing the liers...

    14. Re:It's the hypocricy by RodBee · · Score: 1

      So... if a regular "M.D." in a hospital is revealed to not have a Medicine Degree, but a Biology one, it's OK because he has a degree anyways?

    15. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do police turn a blind eye to Wall Street bankers doing coke, but ruin the life of some poor schmuck carring half an ounce of weed?
      Why are politicans tax contributions single digits while they talk of everyone making a fair contribution?
      Why can someone with the best lawyers commit almost any crime on the books and get off scot free?

      Why your outrage over the hypocrisy of the rich and powerful, when its acceptance is an axiom of society?

    16. Re:It's the hypocricy by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, a junior programmer who explicitly lied about his degree should get fired, because that would be a critical part of the decision to hire him.

      Same goes for the CEO. A critical part of the decision to hire him was that he made the best effort to give correct information to the Board of Directors. Even if it were truly irrelevant that the CEO had a technical degree (which I doubt), you still have the issue of lying to your employer which is routinely grounds for dismissal.

      But let's suppose your view of things is correct, that the CEO didn't lie to the Board, and that this person merely uses a fraudulent biography for their public face at the company. It's still a remarkable lack of professionalism and display of poor judgment.

    17. Re:It's the hypocricy by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      ...and thus we have 'too big to fail'.

    18. Re:It's the hypocricy by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      The suckers are the ones who don't fire him. (and the shareholders, but I'm guessing they've known that for a while now)

    19. Re:It's the hypocricy by xevioso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The issue I have with this is that he likely has had that degree listed on his resume for a very long time. From the very beginning, when he first placed it there, he was using that lie to help him get to where he is today. While he currently does not need the degree to do his job adequately (unlike, say, a degree in engineering), there probably was a time in one of his prior jobs where that degree was required or highly useful for him to be considered for a position.

      In other words, he used this lie to get to this point in his career. This is not a one-time thing.

    20. Re:It's the hypocricy by shentino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      More like by lying he's secured himself an opportunity that never would have been given him otherwise.

      It's a messed up society when you can get further by lying and cheating than you can by playing it straight.

    21. Re:It's the hypocricy by shentino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Acceptance my ass.

      Getting away with things that one of lower social status would get the book thrown at him for is simply one of the perks of being part of the elite.

      We don't embrace it, we just grudgingly tolerate it because we have no choice.

    22. Re:It's the hypocricy by reub2000 · · Score: 2

      Hence lying about a degree disqualifies you as a member of decent society, must get you ass fired and your career to be over.

      Being a decent member of society is not a prerequisite to being a CEO.

    23. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His CS degree isn't relevant to his current position, but the fact that he lied about it is relevant.

      Now the only thing left is to figure whether that's a good thing or bad thing.

    24. Re:It's the hypocricy by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      There's a big difference between a Steve Jobs and a Carly Fiorina though.

    25. Re:It's the hypocricy by hldn · · Score: 1

      to become a regular "M.D." requires a lot more than telling someone in H.R. that you have a degree.

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    26. Re:It's the hypocricy by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Any other employee would be fired for lying on a resume. It's not about the fraudulent answer -- it's about the fact of the lie. It's about them being untrustworthy. It's about you having to question everything they say. It's about the deeper question of whether you can count on them at all.

      Only once did I encounter this situation in my career. Out of fear of a wrongful dismissal lawsuit, the lier was allowed to work the remainder of their contract and terminated at the end of their 3 month term. But the penalty was severe -- they were blacklisted. Every other company in the area that managers or partnering consulting agencies knew about was informed of the contractor's name and warned to check their references THOROUGHLY.

      As far as I know, the fellow ended up moving to California from Florida in order to find another sucker to give him a job with his fake resume. (And it was completely fake, fraudulently claimed and non-existent when we contacted Bowling Green University to confirm it.)

      In the case I'm thinking of, the fellow lied about many things on their resume -- their experience, their skills, and their education. When this fellow with "two years C programming experience" was given the duty of fleshing out data driver tables, he added "#include " before each and every IO function he called, and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't compile.

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    27. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He has a degree. Just not in CS.

      Kind of makes your criticism look rather stupid, doesn't it?

    28. Re:It's the hypocricy by JWW · · Score: 1

      Heck, it probably disqualifies you.

    29. Re:It's the hypocricy by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Make that added "#include <stdio.h>" before each and every IO function call, as in:

      int im_in_my_function_now() {
      #include <stdio.h>
      printf( "I've entered my function!\n" );
      ...

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      I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    30. Re:It's the hypocricy by SomeKDEUser · · Score: 1

      He is paid way too much for anyone to tolerate the merest failing. Your salary reflects your abilities, importance and responsibilities. High salary means that I have a very high expectation of your morals.

      The CEO picked his salary, so he deals with the backslash when it turns out he is a lying scumbag.

    31. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh, a CEO is too important. You do understand that you hire a CEO that makes money, not politically correct white knights.

    32. Re:It's the hypocricy by flimflammer · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't matter, because he can claim to have all the medical degrees he wants, but if he doesn't have a verifiable medical license, he can't do squat anyway.

    33. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Violates both to the extreme? Don't make me laugh. It does neither. It's a silly piece of paper that neither qualifies someone for a job nor does it guarantee they will be competent. College degrees are used by incompetent hiring managers, and desperately clung too by fools that think their degree is their crowing glory. Some of the best developers I know either don't have degrees in CS, but some non-engineering field like music, or don't have any degree at all.

    34. Re:It's the hypocricy by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      Where did he say he believed that other people are always telling the truth?

      He said he can't maintain long term business relations with people who have a history of lying to him. That said; in my experience nothing lasts forever. You have to KEEP THEM HONEST by never trusting anybody.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    35. Re:It's the hypocricy by mounthood · · Score: 1

      The assumption is that an employee who lied on his resume would likely be fired, but a CEO is too important to fire.

      The assumption is that an employee who lied on his/her resume would likely lie about other things as well. A CEO can lie about the most important information about their company. Lie to the board, the stockholders, the SEC, etc.

      His CS degree isn't relevant to his current position, but the fact that he lied about it is relevant.

      So you think this is worse because a CEO can tell more important lies, to more important people (than the average worker)? Isn't that why CEOs are often allowed to lie in the first place? The summary gives lots of examples of CEOs lying -- big lies to important people -- but we're all familiar with common CEO lies that are socially accepted: Our earnings are up. We're not going to have layoffs. My outrageous salary is justified by my unique skills. Note that the accepted lies from CEOs include protecting and promoting themselves (I'm a visionary!), and can't all be justified as defending the company.

      CEOs lie, and the reaction here is unjustified when it's so inconsistent with the reaction to more important lies.

      And for those with a social agenda of stopping people from lying about education, or lying in general, try stating that argument rather then just condemning this one hyped occurrence.

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    36. Re:It's the hypocricy by MisterMidi · · Score: 1

      High salary means that I have a very high expectation of your morals.

      That's funny, with me it's the other way around.

    37. Re:It's the hypocricy by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Except he didn't lie to you. This has nothing to do with YOU.

    38. Re:It's the hypocricy by Surt · · Score: 1

      Most companies I know of will not fire employees for resume lies. They will seek to fire employees for other reasons, and discover resume lies as one ironclad reason to do so. But a competent employee whose resume lie came to light for another reason? They'd get a formal admonishment in their record for doing so, which would create a window of about a year where a justified dismissal could be done if needed, but assuming they continued to be competent? Hardly anyone would let them go.

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    39. Re:It's the hypocricy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      It's a messed up society when you can get further by lying and cheating than you can by playing it straight.

      I understand where you're coming from, but the above is a truism. You could reasonably define cheating as "lying to get ahead unfairly", so by definition, cheating would always get you further ahead than would playing it straight.

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    40. Re:It's the hypocricy by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      There's a fable about a woman who clutches a viper to her bosom...

    41. Re:It's the hypocricy by Shoten · · Score: 1

      To build on your point, the companies referenced as contrasts here (Apple, Google, Facebook) are all hugely successful. Whereas Yahoo, under the current CEO, isn't. In the real world, being successful gets you a lot of latitude. There's less tolerance for things like dishonesty if you don't at least get results (for those who would judge you) while lying.

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    42. Re:It's the hypocricy by Surt · · Score: 2

      There are specific legal consequences to practicing medicine without a license, and the employer would be liable. That is not true in most fields.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    43. Re:It's the hypocricy by Surt · · Score: 1

      The high salaries paid to CEOs are usually to compensate for them having to live their lives quite so immorally, at least in part. I don't expect (and have never been disappointed) any CEO to have any moral fiber.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    44. Re:It's the hypocricy by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Honestly, I truly doubt his supposed CS degree from 1979 ever ONCE came up in the board's discussion to hire him.

      I bet it did, albeit in passing: "oh, look: he has a degree in CompSci. That'd give us a little cred with other tech companies."

      It's not about him being CEO, it's about whether a degree even matters for a 50+ year old employee with a strong employment background.

      It doesn't. Therefore, he shouldn't have included it as a reason why they should hire him.

      But on a practical level, I despise that I'm competing for jobs with liars. My resume is probably a lot shorter than his, but it's completely accurate. I did the things I listed. I earned the degree I put on there. I'd hate to think that my resume - my summary description of why a company would want to hire me - is competing with another guy's which is sprinkled with lies that make him look like a better candidate.

      I guess I see it the same way as professional athlete who doesn't want to compete with steroid-fueled monstrosities. I want to get ahead by my own merits, but how am I supposed to go up against people who don't play by the rules? Given the choice between outing them to level the playing field or having to stoop to their level, I'd much rather start enforcing those rules.

      So fire him. He lied to get to where he is. Maybe that particular lie wasn't the make-or-break that got him the job over someone else who wanted it, but it was important enough to him that he included it.

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    45. Re:It's the hypocricy by shentino · · Score: 1

      Unless A) you get caught and B) the penalty for getting caught exceeds the benefit you retain.

    46. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Now if there was a background check form that had him write in his education history anew and sign a "this is true to my knowledge" statement, and he still put the degree on there, perhaps there's some basis for termination just for the explicit lie. But it's not at all clear that that exists. Personally, I think it's just as likely that e-bay doctored the bio at some point to make itself feel better about him, and yahoo simply copied that without much thought.

      Some business law history. Prior to about 2001, a public company CFO would submit a report to SEC which would become the public disclosure of data regarding the company to Investors. Then Enron happened and the CEO/CFO claimed that all the misreporting/misstatements in the filings were not due to their fault, but due to their underlings. Then the govt passed Sarbanes-Oxley and made it a requirement that the CEO sign the annual reports and that the CEO and CFO will be criminally liable for wilful mis-statements.

      Now it so happens that Yahoo did file a report with SEC when Scott Thompson became the CEO, and that document happened to contain a resume of the CEO which included this statement that he got a CS degree. Scott Thompson also signed that document.

      The hedge fund that pointed the issue out linked to the SEC filing. The hidden threat here is that if Yahoo does not act, then the disgruntled investors would go to SEC and complain and that then the CEO would be criminally prosecuted. Criminal prosecutions cannot be swept under the corporate veil unlike civil prosecutions.

      It is unclear how Yahoo Board cannot act. If they act, they lose the CEO. If they don't, there will be a criminal suit later on and they will still lose the CEO.

    47. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's a messed up society when you can get further by lying and cheating than you can by playing it straight.

      that has been the norm form generations now. it's almost as bad as "it's not what you know, but who you know". i'd say people less qualified, but with the right connections, get the job at least just as much as the more qualified. that is equally sickening.

    48. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the CEO is far more important to the company than the sandwich guy.

      let's see.
      CEO: most likely got the job because of friends, sits around with buddies and group-thinks the decisions.
      sandwich guy: most likely got the job because of friends, stands around with buddies and group-makes the sandwiches.
      not that big of a difference. i think you're placing too much value in outdated [corporate] hierarchies.

    49. Re:It's the hypocricy by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      If your CEO can't manage to apply for a job correctly, something pretty near all of us can do, is he a person you want running your company? "Don't lie on your resume" it's simple, not a hard step to follow. He failed.

      Seriously, if we could get honest CEOs, we wouldn't need things like Sarbanes-Oxley, with all its onerous reporting burdens. The world would be a better place. While we might not be able to get there, we should try.

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      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    50. Re:It's the hypocricy by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Why? Because they have so many other candidates lining up for the job? as someone who uses yahoo Services frankly I don't care if he said his mama was a snowblower on his resume as long as he does his job and keeps Yahoo afloat. After the privacy change I don't trust Google for anything more than a spamdump (and for public forums such as this) and Hotmail I just can't stand, so as long as he keeps Yahoo strong enough I can keep my Yahoo mail frankly i don't give a shit if his resume says he can fart diamonds. Hell he can't be any worse than some of their previous CEOs.

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    51. Re:It's the hypocricy by catmistake · · Score: 1

      The assumption is that an employee who lied on his resume would likely be fired, but a CEO is too important to fire.

      Man, is that naive. Show me a resume that isn't a lie. Show me a person that isn't a liar, and I will show you a modern Jonah. I don't mean to defend liars. I hate them, and I hate lies. But it is my experience, in over 20 years in the corporate sector, that groups of people hate the virtuous. The person that gets fired is the one that is honest, does their damn job, and that is secretly ostracized by co-workers who feel entitled to get paid for doing 30-50% of the work they were hired to do... the rest of the time they confabulate, maliciously editorialize and single out their competition (the dutiful). Liars are filth... but a cruel fact of life. Liars run the world, feeding off the labors of the honest, and ultimately, themselves. (This is Sparta!) If you are not prepared to be continuously judged by falsehoods endlessly repeated about yourself, then you are not prepared. A lie will travel the world while the truth is still tying its shoelaces.[citation needed (probably not Mark Twain)]

    52. Re:It's the hypocricy by vlm · · Score: 2

      Donno. The HP killer was the impedance mismatch between ultra high volume commodity computer sales for a profit of $10K/shipping container, medium volume selling small quantities of inkjet ink for $10K/gallon, and ultra low volume selling exotic EE test equipment for roughly $10K/kilo. If you found three independent companies and pitched for VC or junk bonds to finance a merger, they'd put you in a straitjacket. No matter who was in charge, HP was going to have to explode and crash, and the people who thought they were black forest gnomes crafting the worlds best solid platinum coo coo clocks were going to be pissed off if they ended up in the imploding sweatshop shovelware division. Swap em and I think HP is just as dead with Jobs in charge. He might have been that 0.1% miracle worker class, but it was not a survivable situation. It did not help that Fiorina could not lead starving dogs to raw meat and was apparently hired solely as an affirmative action / political move.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    53. Re:It's the hypocricy by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree with that. If he has this in his resume, whoever hired him based on it should be mad. However, I don't believe someone should be punished retroactively for something 20 years ago. Nor is that any real indication of character; it's pretty hard to say someone who lied once (or a few times...) 20 years ago is a terrible person. I think you really have to know it was coming from a place of malice within relatively recent history to justify firing over it.

    54. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Otherwise perfectly capable, lower-level employees who are of value to a company have been canned for an "irrelevant typicality". And I'm sure people like you would be defending the action, claiming that if they were unethical enough to lie on the application, they must be no-good connivers who should be fired.

      You could try to justify the hypocrisy, but do not deny that it IS hypocrisy.

    55. Re:It's the hypocricy by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Legally, that is an interesting point. Someone should mod parent up. I was primarily arguing from a moral/business ground. But legally, yes, it may ultimately fall on the CEO to verify statements to the SEC (especially if it's about his own background).

    56. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a simpleton that makes simple arguments.

    57. Re:It's the hypocricy by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      Any other employee would be fired for lying on a resume. It's not about the fraudulent answer -- it's about the fact of the lie. It's about them being untrustworthy. It's about you having to question everything they say. It's about the deeper question of whether you can count on them at all.

      I just don't think that's true. Any instance I've seen of someone being fired over something like this, it was due to it being a meaningful lie. If I say I love crosswords on my resume in the personal section, but actually I hate them, will I be fired for it? Extremely doubtful. Same goes for someone like Thompson and a 30+ year old degree.

    58. Re:It's the hypocricy by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      But the CEO and the Mailroom Boy are still employes and gross misconduct is still gross misconduct no matter what your pay grade.

    59. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The assumption is that an employee who lied on his resume would likely be fired, but a CEO is too important to fire.

      Not if he is going to finally bankrupt the company which is why Steve Jobs, one of the worst CEOs ever, was fired from Apple.

    60. Re:It's the hypocricy by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      Why? Because they have so many other candidates lining up for the job? as someone who uses yahoo Services frankly I don't care if he said his mama was a snowblower on his resume as long as he does his job and keeps Yahoo afloat. After the privacy change I don't trust Google for anything more than a spamdump (and for public forums such as this) and Hotmail I just can't stand, so as long as he keeps Yahoo strong enough I can keep my Yahoo mail frankly i don't give a shit if his resume says he can fart diamonds. Hell he can't be any worse than some of their previous CEOs.

      It depends on WHEN he lied. If he lied 30 yrs ago to get him on the path to becoming CEO then hang him. However, he made it to CEO of Paypal and Yahoo and decided "Ya know, I'm going to say I have a few degrees I don't really have" then WHO CARES? He's already CEO, once you're CEO it doesn't matter.

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    61. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this is the problem - "Degrees are things people trust"

      No, this line of thinking needs to disappear, especially since degree-mills exist just for people to say they have them.

      At no point in time should an employer apply todays standards to decades (even multiple-decades) old education credentials.

      Let's assume that you really did have a CS degree from 1979. Ok, now if you've done nothing since then (eg you were in stasis and just stepped out now) how does what you learned in 1979 apply to computer tech in 2012? It's the same has having none.

      There's education, and then there is experience, the guy has 30+ years of experience which trumps whatever degree he has. Discovering NOW that the education credentials are incorrect is irrelevant.

      So here's the thing, if you can do the job, and do it competently, then your educational credentials are irrelevant in the context of NOW. If you can't do the job competently, and it's discovered you don't have recent education credentials as stated (eg 2009) then it becomes obvious.

      As it was stated the CEO of Yahoo has a degree, just not in CS. How this undermines being a CEO of a tech company is absurd, since degree he had was relevant for the job he had at eBay/Paypal before. Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerburg are enough proof that you can run a tech company without a relevant degree, and there are undoubtedly thousands of people in positions of upper management of companies that don't have one either.

    62. Re:It's the hypocricy by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So what makes the fudging of a 30-year old accomplishment on the Yahoo CEO's resume a transgression...?

      2 wrongs don't make a right? The continuing saga of US CEOs ripping off the public? The fact that a senior executive might be good, but that doesn't excuse immorality and in fact makes it much more likely that they'll screw 'consumers/customers/stakeholders' along the way. There's many reasons, they should all be called on it unless you like more ENRON style failures.

    63. Re:It's the hypocricy by msobkow · · Score: 1

      You must be laughing your arse off at the other end of the interwebs.

      No sane person could keep a straight face while comparing lying about spending four years of their life to earn a degree with lying about their personal opinion on crossword puzzles.

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    64. Re:It's the hypocricy by AdamJS · · Score: 1

      I guarantee that RIM, IBM, Microsoft, Oracle and Yahoo! all have engineers worth far more than any of their (often detrimental) CEOs.

    65. Re:It's the hypocricy by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      You're correct that his qualifications are less important than track record, but I feel that him being caught lying is kind of significant. Aside from the legal ramifications, it doesn't really do much for company culture if the CEO has lied about his qualifications; if having a CS degree was so irrelevant, then why did he have that listed? And if you're a new company recruit, how do you feel about the fact that your "leader" isn't really who he says he is.

      I really think there needs to be repercussions for Scott Thompson personally otherwise the wrong message is sent out.

    66. Re:It's the hypocricy by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      I think it's the opposite . . . if he lied 30 years ago, who cares? Everyone makes some mistakes regarding work. He has since built up a strong record of hard work (presumably, I don't really know) that ultimately got him these CEO jobs. If he explicitly lied about his degree to get the job at yahoo, then absolutely he should be fired (but I doubt it).

    67. Re:It's the hypocricy by shiftless · · Score: 1

      This is baffling, why does everyone assume that all people are equal and of equal worth under all possible circumstances?

      Just an old fashioned idea from an old fashioned hemp document..

    68. Re:It's the hypocricy by porges · · Score: 1

      And, horrifyingly, if the stdio.h had had the conventional #ifndef _STDIO_H protection, he might have gotten away with it.

    69. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A degree is a sign of lack of inititive and a willingness to submit.

      Prove it.

      You can't and won't.

    70. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course there is, you'd have to be pretty ignorant not to see the hypocrisy there. The reason why CEOs get away with it is because other executives make the decision. People wonder why there's so much cheating that goes on in modern American society, it's quite simple really. Cheating gets rewarded and hard work gets punished. Unless of course you really believe that a CEO is working hundreds of times harder and bringing more value than the people actually making the money for the company.

      Until CEOs are punished for these sorts of transgressions in a sever fashion we're never going to be free of their tyranny. Or have you forgotten about the damage that Wall Street CEOs did out of their own sense of self entitlement?

    71. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the high salary is because other executives decide what you make and because they themselves make far more than what they're worth. Hell the CEOs that do the best work in the worst circumstances are often the ones making the least amount of money.

      The fact that they're the CEO is usually the source of the immorality. There are exceptions, but generally the process of become CEO weeds those out that aren't willing to sell out their own mother to get ahead.

    72. Re:It's the hypocricy by Karlb · · Score: 1

      If he purposely put a CS degree on his CV thinking it'd give him the edge in getting the CEO position in a large multi-national (it's fair to say most of the skills required to do the job would be gained from experience rather than an undergraduate degree), then I think he's a few sarnies short of a picnic ;)

      So, much more likely is he put it there to break into the industry 30 years ago, and has obviously proved himself capable in the meantime. Should he expect an easy time for not discretely removing the little fib a few jobs back? naah, I'm sure the board will use it as a humorous 'win button' for any disagreements for years to come.

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    73. Re:It's the hypocricy by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "The hidden threat here is that if Yahoo does not act, then the disgruntled investors would go to SEC and complain and that then the CEO would be criminally prosecuted."

      Interesting. It might be time for me to go buy a share of Yahoo stock.

    74. Re:It's the hypocricy by rtb61 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am trying to understand the concept of why you would wait for a know liar to lie to you before no longer trusting them.

      This whole corporate public relations yarn that it is acceptable to lie as long as it makes money, regardless of the other consequences of the lie ie, other people lose money, other people get sick, other people die, face is just crap.

      People have an expectation of not being lied to by every single person they meet and, in fact of not being lied to as standard business practice by modern corporations even though, that is exactly was is happen all PR=B$ upped by mass media as somehow being acceptable.

      Enough is enough, corporations and their executives get caught out and they will be mocked, ridiculed and derided , it will be harsh and, extended because hint, hint everyone is sick of it being standard 'modus operandi' for corporations.

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    75. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So someone is trying to excuse one person's lies by claiming that he isn't the only one that did it?

      I'm sorry but every employer I've ever been hired at informed me up front that if i lied on my resume it's grounds for termination. So now your claiming that i not only can but should lie on my resume so that i can get a higher paying job. How about we allow someone state that they have a doctorate in engineering, chemistry, math, and physics. When in reality they were after associates of arts degree and doped out.

      When someone claims to have a degree they don't, they are claiming to have knowledge they don't. Can Scott Thompson write MergeSort in a Lisp dialect, solve the philosopher's dilemma, or implement an OO system in a language that doesn't currently support it?

      How about i sell you a computer more advanced than the minute man missile guidance computers for say $400. Guess what you just bough a cheap $10 calculator for $400, enjoy. And i wasn't even lying, imagine the damage i could have done with a lie.

      To his credit, he must be good at inductive and deductive logic, quick at researching, and good at thinking on his feet. Because I believe his lie would have been spotted much earlier if he weren't. Either that or he is just good at avoiding/changing subjects without anyone noticing. Either way to get that far is an accomplishment.

    76. Re:It's the hypocricy by shentino · · Score: 1

      I don't know who modded the parent down but you suck at moderating.

    77. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good= standards
      better=standards+ego.
      best=standards+curruption

    78. Re:It's the hypocricy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      If he purposely put a CS degree on his CV thinking it'd give him the edge in getting the CEO position in a large multi-national (it's fair to say most of the skills required to do the job would be gained from experience rather than an undergraduate degree), then I think he's a few sarnies short of a picnic ;)

      Or, he puts it in there to foil the recruiting guy who auto-rejects apps, any app, if there's no CS degree. This happens even at well-run, successful companies -- a group which might not even be the department that's hiring him or working with him put a boiler-plate "here's what you must have to even be considered" list of requirements, and every resume that doesn't match it is shredded.

      I'd say that sort of setup is common in tech positions.

    79. Re:It's the hypocricy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      A degree is a sign of lack of inititive and a willingness to submit

      And a guy who makes that sort of a claim is a retard.

      It goes both ways.

    80. Re:It's the hypocricy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      So... if a regular "M.D." in a hospital is revealed to not have a Medicine Degree, but a Biology one, it's OK because he has a degree anyways?

      In addition to what everyone else has said, a CS degree is far less important in the computing field than a medical degree would be to a doctor.

    81. Re:It's the hypocricy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I'd argue that Apple was in a far far worse position when Jobs returned than HP was during Fiorina's tenure.

      HP used to be the innovation company, and what parts of that weren't sold off were simply gutted.

    82. Re:It's the hypocricy by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      No, the high salary is because other executives decide what you make and because they themselves make far more than what they're worth

      The high salary is because, despite what geeks love to think, the CEO is an extremely important position, and not many people can actually do it. The lack of talent available means that talent can command high salaries. The big flaw in the system is that the CEOs get paid even if the company perishes in flames. They get paid huge amounts of money just so they'll go quietly when they get fired!

      Hell the CEOs that do the best work in the worst circumstances are often the ones making the least amount of money.

      They usually make the least salary, not the least money. Steve Jobs, for instance, made a ridiculous amount of money with his $1 / year salary.

    83. Re:It's the hypocricy by Xest · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on being part of the driving force in elevating shit staff well beyond their competence.

      I've seen many many really bad staff in positions that they just aren't fit for, but have got where they have because they are expert blaggers.

      It is thanks to people like you who do not properly call them out and just give them the job based no, not on their work experience, but what they claim is their work experience (which may or may not be any less of a lie than their qualifications).

      If he's lied about his degree there's a pretty good chance he's lied about other aspects of his employment history. Where he says he left a company he may have been pushed out for being inept, where he says he did some project he may well not have. If he can't be truthful about his basic qualifications then why would you assume he can be truthful about his employment history?

      The world is full of these wastes of space who manage to lie their way up the chain and depending on people excusing these lies is precisely how they do it.

    84. Re:It's the hypocricy by hackula · · Score: 1
      Good luck with the whole "trust" thing in business. Your response reminds me of the game Risk. In Risk, alliances tend to naturally form in almost any game. Two people trust each other to not attack each other until the third person is killed off. What typically happens is one person devotes a lot of resources to defeating the common enemy while the other person discretely hangs back a bit while building up forces. Right before the common enemy is defeated, the person hanging back turns on their ally, annihilating their unprotected forces and finishing off what remains of the enemy. Without fail, the backstabbed ally will become extremely pissed about the entire situation, despite the fact that their ally was playing the game exactly according to the rules.

      Business is exactly like Risk. Never trust anyone. Assume that everyone is trying to pull a fast one on you... because they probably are, and that is the entire f***ing point. There are alternative systems not based on the competitive treachery model; none of them are currently ours.

    85. Re:It's the hypocricy by n7ytd · · Score: 1

      Now if there was a background check form that had him write in his education history anew and sign a "this is true to my knowledge" statement, and he still put the degree on there, perhaps there's some basis for termination just for the explicit lie. But it's not at all clear that that exists. Personally, I think it's just as likely that e-bay doctored the bio at some point to make itself feel better about him, and yahoo simply copied that without much thought.

      Ok, let's go with that. We do know that this fictitious degree was listed on filings with the SEC that he did have to sign his name to as a corporate officer.

    86. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the lack of understanding is breathtaking!

      we are all liars and cheats and selfish and everyday we seem to become more proud of it. there is no hypocrisy. we see no wrong in doing wrong. that is what makes it so very sad.

    87. Re:It's the hypocricy by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      I may be an old fashioned relic but my word is my bond. It is important from a practical level I cannot do business with you if you are lying unless I mean to simply screw you over.

        I have no way of negotating with you in good faith. if I want repeat busness I cannot pursue a strategy of wringing ever last drop from a deal simply achieve what I need at a profitable arrangement for both parties. If you lie to me I cannot do this.

      I hope you are old... and well beyond the working years.

      Cause I haven't worked at a job that I haven't been lied to, in decades.
      And before someone says anything, I'm considering ALL lies. Even
      the "white ones".

      I also haven't worked in any situation where negotiations were on
      the table and lies were not proffered. Or, facts eliminated.

      You must be one lucky mutha to be able to work with all that
      damn righteousness surrounding you.

      -AI

      --
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    88. Re:It's the hypocricy by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      Violates both to the extreme? Don't make me laugh. It does neither. It's a silly piece of paper that neither qualifies someone for a job nor does it guarantee they will be competent. College degrees are used by incompetent hiring managers, and desperately clung too by fools that think their degree is their crowing glory. Some of the best developers I know either don't have degrees in CS, but some non-engineering field like music, or don't have any degree at all.

      He has a degree. Just not in CS.

      Kind of makes your criticism look rather stupid, doesn't it?

      Actually, no... it makes his rant look pretty spot on. Did you read it?

      -AI

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    89. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, MORON!

    90. Re:It's the hypocricy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, I truly doubt his supposed CS degree from 1979 ever ONCE came up in the board's discussion to hire him. It's entirely irrelevant to the job at hand. In all likelihood it was either taken straight from his bio on e-bay (which may or may not have come from him) or the 5th page of his resume that hadn't been updated in 20 years. It's not about him being CEO, it's about whether a degree even matters for a 50+ year old employee with a strong employment background. It doesn't.

      Yes, a junior programmer who explicitly lied about his degree should get fired, because that would be a critical part of the decision to hire him. But an older employee gets hired based on a solid work history and his degree may never come into question. In that case, CEO or not, the employee would probably not get fired just for having a lie 5 pages deep in his resume.

      Now if there was a background check form that had him write in his education history anew and sign a "this is true to my knowledge" statement, and he still put the degree on there, perhaps there's some basis for termination just for the explicit lie. But it's not at all clear that that exists. Personally, I think it's just as likely that e-bay doctored the bio at some point to make itself feel better about him, and yahoo simply copied that without much thought.

      CEO compensation being what it is they could *at least* be up front about their educational history. CEO's aren't doing anything difficult, skillful, or extraordinary, yet are paid at extravagant levels. So yes, the regular people expect some standard out of these guys.

  2. If lying is not important... by El+Torico · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    then I'm a multi-billionaire, have multiple advanced degrees from prestigious universities, and I screw the world's most desirable women several times a day.
    And I have the first post!

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    1. Re:If lying is not important... by Kotakee · · Score: 0

      I know you're lying because no respectable and successful person would leave it at screwing women. You need ladyboys too.

    2. Re:If lying is not important... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaawkwaaard.

    3. Re:If lying is not important... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Tommy Flanagan is posting on /.? Yeah! That's the ticket!

  3. Unethical Culture, Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ah, the "everyone else is doing it" excuse. How quaint.

    1. Re:Unethical Culture, Bah by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The only reasonable thing was said at the end ... by all means off with his head, it's a fucking good start.

      That's why the 0.1% is using the media to defend the undefendable, it sets a dangerous precedent ... being held accountable even the smallest bit must never even be on the table for them.

    2. Re:Unethical Culture, Bah by Svartormr · · Score: 1

      Ah, the "everyone else is doing it" excuse. How quaint.

      Maybe next time "I was only following orders" will get used. >:(

    3. Re:Unethical Culture, Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure his mom is real impressed.

    4. Re:Unethical Culture, Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funniest part is that Dan Loeb is just as ethically challenged.

      If Yahoo was still a search company they might look in their archives for the online pump-and-dump exploits of a "MrP$nk".

  4. I guess this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess this means that it's fine to lie to Yahoo when applying for a job. They've established a precedent that they won't fire someone who was caught doing so.

    They've just moved to the top of my list of potential employers! Did I mention that I created the Internet, the World Wide Web, and all the programming languages they use?

    1. Re:I guess this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is that you Dan ? Didnt yo steal enough for your old age in Government service?

    2. Re:I guess this means... by shentino · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but lying on your resume and getting away with it is a privilege reserved for the elite.

    3. Re:I guess this means... by Megane · · Score: 1

      You heard it here, folks, Al Gore wants to be the next CEO of Yahoo.

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    4. Re:I guess this means... by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      I guess this means that it's fine to lie to Yahoo when applying for a job.

      Yahoo is a dying shell of a company with nothing innovative or interesting to work on. So in a way you have to lie - unless you put down "nobody else will hire me" as your reason for applying.

    5. Re:I guess this means... by Idbar · · Score: 2

      I was wondering if I can get bonus points adding previous experience as Yahoo CEO on my resume when applying.

    6. Re:I guess this means... by Surt · · Score: 1

      They will take a long time to die. Long enough to earn good retirement money over a decade if they pay you two or three times the industry average.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    7. Re:I guess this means... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but lying on your resume and getting away with it is a privilege reserved for the elite.

      That's ok. According to my new resume, I am one of them.

  5. Do you want a leader who lies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some people are missing the point. While the line isn't always clear, in general it's NOT OK to lie on resume to obtain a job or gain advancement. You need to think about this from the standpoint of you being the boss, and having people apply for a job on your team and finding out one of the applicants is being dishonest on his/her resume about qualifications or certifications they may have. Those people would usually be removed from consideration immediately. That's not to say you necessarily need a college degree to be a good, productive employee. I would give full consideration to an applicant who was forthright about their lack of paper qualifications as long as they could demonstrate that they have acquired the ability to do or learn the job through other means.

    When it comes to the people who are leading a division or organization, this becomes even more important. What kind of shady deals would these people be willing to make, what kind of precarious situations would they be willing to put the company in? If you lie to get into the company on the bottom rung, it becomes more and more difficult to correct those lies as you progress in your career and climb the corporate ladder. If you choose to go that route, you'd better switch companies once you've acquired some experience and start your new job without lies.

    1. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But is that really what happened ? I question it because most companies ask for proof of a degree. If you can't provide that, they would at least grow suspicious.
      What is exactly on the original resume ? Does anyone have a copy ?

      My guess is that 30 years ago, that degree wasn't that important, so they never checked it.

      But really, who cares about it ? It's an internal affair of Yahoo.

      How many CEO's do you know that have a Computer Science degree ?

    2. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Kergan · · Score: 2

      Don't politicians lie all the time? A political promise only commits those who receive it...

    3. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by sphealey · · Score: 1

      - - - - you need to think about this from the standpoint of you being the boss, [...] When it comes to the people who are leading a division or organization, this becomes even more important. What kind of shady deals would these people be willing to make, what kind of precarious situations would they be willing to put the company in? - - - -

      A boss whose company is being acquired is often given a bribe ("retention bonus") to lie to his employees about what he knows and what is going to happen for a long period of time (6-12 months is not uncommon). This is particularly common for director-level bosses and those who lead divisions or organizations. Not sure how that fits into your theory.

      sPh

    4. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by vlm · · Score: 2

      While the line isn't always clear, in general it's NOT OK to lie on resume to obtain a job or gain advancement

      I cry bogus. When the economy results in 100 fully qualified applicants for each job, the only way to rise to the top of the resume pile is to lie. Therefore most hired by resume and resume filtration are liars, or at least the percentage of liars is spectacularly high, or honest people are dramatically underemployed. I've gotten all my jobs since 1995 thru "knowing people" and "having heard about me" so I haven't had to lie, I've got no dog in the fight so I can be honest about the situation.

      A good resume is a legalistically written document full of unprovable lies.

      Seriously, doesn't every resume or cover letter contain BS about being "a team player" and being the cause of incredible business achievements? If all of that crap were true, we'd all be surrounded by superheros, or at least superheros who are mysteriously all retired-in-place. Since we aren't, that would inductively seem to indicate most resumes are works of fiction, at best historically accurate or historically inspired fiction.

      Example: I've programmed in Perl for $$ since 1996. I know enough about Perl and CPAN to know its a bigger ecosystem than any human being can really understand in totality even if that is their full time academic job. To me, writing "I know Perl" on my resume feels OK, but I know what it takes to be an expert and I am not an expert because I spend time doing other stuff, other languages, etc. There are a lot of clowns out there who once glanced at a Oreilly book on a shelf and maybe changed a couple strings in a downloaded script who write "I am an expert at Perl" on their resume. One of us is lying, but its a somewhat subjective judgment. To a HR chick, we both know a heck of a lot more Perl than she does, so its technically true from her perspective, and disproving it is going to take an interview by someone with specialized knowledge. The liar sounds like a good interview to schedule to a HR chick. I'll never get that interview from HR because the "expert" resume will rise to the top of the resume pile (well, also ageism means I'm disqualified from any future IT employment by HR, unless I lie on my resume by forward dating graduation years, skipping over a couple jobs, etc... thankfully I don't have gray hair and no wrinkles because I don't suntan). Possibly, if I know the hiring manager and maybe a couple of his underlings, I can bypass HR, get an interview, and get the job despite being "too old" and "not being an expert". That's pretty much how its worked so far.

      What is wrong is getting caught by stuffing the resume with stuff that's easily dis-proven. Go ahead, prove I wasn't the NCOIC of my computer control section when I was still in the Army in June of 1995, which is kind of a staffing anomaly for a lowly E-4 (usually a E-6 SSG slot). That story is true, but how the hell you'd prove I was lying is a complete mystery to me. I think they put me there as a test, so both I and them could see if I was going to be a lifer. Answer, a mutually agreed upon no. It was fun, and nothing bad happened, but, no longer interested, thanks. Job assignment should be more like that.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    5. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Proof of a degree? What company do you work for? I have never applied for a job that required proof of my degree.

    6. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand.. if people manage to "slip through the cracks" and do a good job *without* the pre-requisite, then the pre-requisite was probably arbitrary and stupid to begin with.

    7. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Surt · · Score: 1

      I'm curious too. I've never been asked for proof, whether applying to companies big or small.

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      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    8. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Seconded. I hire a lot of people, and every resume I've seen in the last 5 years has contained at least a handful of lies. If I didn't hire anyone with a lie on their resume, our company would have gone nowhere.

      --
      "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
    9. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by nogginthenog · · Score: 1

      Same here. Most don't even check my references either.

    10. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Jaime2 · · Score: 2

      I hire a lot in IT. I started out by disregarding any resume with a provable lie on it. I quickly learned that 95% of the resumes that made it through pre-screening had blatant lies on them. Most of those weren't even the candidates fault, the employment agency they worked with put the lies on there to ensure that the resume made it to my desk (and it worked!!).

      Now, I trust references from trusted sources first, things I learn from an interview second, and never trust a resume. It's a huge pain in the ass and I long for the old days when a piece of paper was a good summary of the history of a candidate. The last guy I hired came strongly recommended by my neighbor - he's working out well. The guy before him did very well on the phone interview, but it wasn't worth flying him out for a face-to-face interview for a four month contract job. We fired him after six days; we're pretty sure he had someone else do the interview for him.

    11. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by V-similitude · · Score: 1

      I think the confusion is that usually you don't provide the proof yourself. You just fill out a background check form that requires you to list all years/degrees of education and past work history. Maybe certain small business don't do this, but every large company I've worked for certainly did. Usually it's after they've given (and you've accepted) an offer, and often they have a 3rd party company that specializes in background checks do it. Theoretically, they then call your schools and at least the last two places of employment to verify. This is separate from reference checking, which very few places actually do (in part because many companies actually have a no-reference-giving policy in the first place).

    12. Re:Do you want a leader who lies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's funny, because I just applied for a job last week which wants transcripts from my Ph.D., B.S., and even high school. High school? Really? That was 14 years ago, and I would have thought it was made irrelevant by the Ph.D., but that's what they asked for.

  6. Engineers depend on truth by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 3, Informative

    Yes, we can be a bit literal minded. But we depend on knowing the straight dope to do our jobs ; our core competencies are founded on the ability to employ facts that we know to be, well, factual.

    Hence it's not really a surprise to find that we don't like people lying. It unsettles us. It's like some ghastly evil magic, the ability to blithely say things that aren't true without suffering any kind of stress reaction at all. Even that thing that management do where they misunderstand what you are saying about the capabilities of a technology and misrepresent it in a meeting brings us out in hives. Discovering that they are doing it on purpose really offends us.

    1. Re:Engineers depend on truth by gweihir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It also offends us greatly when somebody is claiming to be an engineer that really is not. It demeans us and means our skills are arbitrary and that anybody can claim them without verification and consequences. This cannot be allowed to stand.

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    2. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      It also offends us greatly when somebody is claiming to be an engineer that really is not. It demeans us and means our skills are arbitrary and that anybody can claim them without verification and consequences.

      Isn't it actually illegal in the US to claim to be an engineer and practice engineering without a degree or certification?

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    3. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all forms of engineering require a P.E. (the professional engineering certification), typically only the ones where people might die (water systems, building bridges, etc.). Often times there are many engineers without a PE working on projects with one or more PEs who can sign off on things legally.

    4. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's illegal in Canada, but not in the US.

    5. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Surt · · Score: 1

      It's state by state, and what claims you can make vary.

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    6. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      software 'engineer' is a different category of engineer. As in, not a real engineer so no degree or certification required.

    7. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also offends us greatly when somebody is claiming to be an engineer that really is not. It demeans us and means our skills are arbitrary and that anybody can claim them without verification and consequences.

      Isn't it actually illegal in the US to claim to be an engineer and practice engineering without a degree or certification?

      It depends on the state. In my state (Texas), it is illegal to claim to be an engineer without a license from the state.

    8. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generally no.
      The title "Professional Engineer" is regulated. In some situations a licensed P.E. must sign off on designs (they don't have to make the designs, just review them), but this mainly comes up in civil engineering (roads and buildings and things). In most other disciplines P.E. certification isn't needed and no one bothers to get it.

    9. Re:Engineers depend on truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. In Canada, the term engineer is reserved and you can only call yourself an engineer if you are licensed as such by the engineering body for your province. It is equivalent to claiming you are a doctor if you aren't licensed. That being said, America does have engineering licensing bodies & you must be licensed from them to for certain work; in Canada you need an engineer if your work affects the safety of the public & I'd imagine that in America it's very similar.

  7. Honesty Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If he's dishonest enough to lie about something inconsequential like whether he had a CS degree several decades ago why do we think he'll be honest with billions in Yahoo money? Integrity matters and correlation between little lies and huge ones are pretty strong.

    1. Re:Honesty Matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, just because you say correlation is strong it is so.Like you never lied?

    2. Re:Honesty Matters by dlcarrol · · Score: 1

      Genetic Fallacy

    3. Re:Honesty Matters by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      also known as "The Cockroach Theory". I seen cockroach correlates with about 1000 unseen ones.

  8. lying is ok for CEOs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "his critics have ulterior motives, and his competitors have all lied before. 'Forgive me for being less than shocked at the idea of a CEO lying"

    So lets ignore all CEOs that happen to lie. Lying is not important if the person is a CEO, in fact we expect them to lie! Same goes for board of directors I guess.

    -wow, unbelievably ignorant of author

    1. Re:lying is ok for CEOs? by joebagodonuts · · Score: 1
      His point is we are ignoring the CEOs that have lied. An arbitrary application of "I'm offended".

      This kerfuffle is about someone wanting to be on the board, and that person manipulating hatred of dishonesty to try and get what he wants

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    2. Re:lying is ok for CEOs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I certainly don't ignore any lie of any CEO that I become aware of, which is pretty much any time I see a CEO quoted on an important matter these days. Hell, we now have court rulings that employees can be fired for REFUSING to lie when told to (search for a reporter named Jane Akre and, of course, Fox News). The problem is that I can't fire CEOs who lie, and I can't fire bought and paid for officials who refuse to apply proper regulations and laws--all the while listening to corporations complain that they are allegedly over-regulated. Generally speaking in the US that would be yet another lie, the exceptions almost always having been paid for by companies in an attempt to keep out competition from "their" markets.

      Since one of the tenets of free market capitalism in the academic sense is that all parties have equal access to relevant information, you'd think the free traders and other libertarian idealists would be all over trying to force the truth out of corporations, and yet for the most part the silence is deafening. Yet more proof that unregulated capitalism doesn't work and is destructive, as though the economic situation right now isn't proof enough.

  9. Obligatory Dave Barry quote by Kergan · · Score: 1

    Your résumé is not just a piece of paper. It's a piece of paper with lies written all over it.

    More seriously... Who doesn't beautify his résumé by slightly exaggerating his or her achievements and level of responsibilities?

    Not to mention the VP et al labyrinth of meaningless corporate title BS.

    1. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by gweihir · · Score: 2

      "slight exaggeration" is already dishonest and means you are lying scum. Claiming a multi-year degree is not "slightly exaggerating" though. I do not know about the US, but in Europe, this is criminal and can get you fined. There are some multiple offenders (on PhD-level though) that have been sent to prison. In any case, this is grounds for immediate termination.

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    2. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Let those whose resumés are a frankly honest documentation of their job histories, and those who have not put any "spin" on the reasons for leaving previous jobs... throw the first stones.

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    3. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by bytesex · · Score: 1

      I don't have to, darling.

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    4. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Okay. Are you volunteering as the first target?

    5. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More seriously... Who doesn't beautify his résumé by slightly exaggerating his or her achievements and level of responsibilities?

      I don't, and never have. I'm in my fifties. Maybe that's why I'm not a CTO or something like that by now?

    6. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I don't have to exaggerate my achievements and responsibilities.

      But I have claimed 'diplomacy' among my skills. Which is true in a sense. I no longer tell Chinese PhDs their projects would get failing grades in undergraduate data structures courses (especially when it's true).

      A resume is a marketing document. Positive spin is expected. Lying no. Slight exaggeration?

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    7. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      First you have to post your resumé here – the same one you used in your last job application – for verification.

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    8. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      40 years. 5th engineering job. No spin whatsoever. Never needed it. Can I have my stone, please?

    9. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's why I'm not a CTO or something like that by now?

      Probably, yeah.

    10. Re:Obligatory Dave Barry quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let those whose resumés are a frankly honest documentation of their job histories, and those who have not put any "spin" on the reasons for leaving previous jobs... throw the first stones.

      Fine by me. You're not implying you engage in such fraud are you? You sound like somebody trying to rationalize their own dishonesty. Just like a child: "he started it!".

  10. Unethical behavior is still unethical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What Dan Lyons fails to grasp is that unethical behavior is unethical no matter if everybody is doing it or not. Also, if a person is unethical about one thing he is likely unethical about other things as well. Our leaders, be they political, military, the police, businessmen, etc. need to act ethical in the best interests of society. The last thirty or more years of letting people get away with ethical violations instead of holding them to a higher standard have resulted in the mess our society is in today. If we don't stand up and say certain behavior is unacceptable in our leaders, we'll continue to get greedy, lying sociopaths leading us.

    1. Re:Unethical behavior is still unethical by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Considering Lyons' personal history, I think ethics in general is something he has a hard time grasping.

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  11. then why lie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Even without the circa-1979 CS degree some incorrectly thought he possessed, Lyons argues that Thompson is still perfectly capable, (...)"

    If his capability is not affected by not having the degree, then why did he lie about it in the first place? He could have told the truth and it wouldn't have mattered.

    Unless, of course, either the assumption that his capability is not affected is wrong (unlikely for a CEO), or the assumption that he was chosen based on his capabilities is wrong (much more likely), or that his stunt does damage the company but sacking him now is too complicated (less likely but possible), or maybe by lying he demonstrated another of his capabilities that would be valuable as Yahoo's CEO (depend's on the company's goals).

    1. Re:then why lie? by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      "some incorrectly thought he possessed"

      Someone has a bright future in crafting political 'apologies'.

    2. Re:then why lie? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      "some incorrectly thought he possessed"

      Someone has a bright future in crafting political 'apologies'.

      English, not so much.

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  12. hi bonch! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta get paid!

  13. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you post anything other than anti google comments on slashdot? What are you, being paid to post what you write?

  14. Hmmm by Lando · · Score: 2

    So it's acceptable for people to lie if they are important? I suppose paying a small fine for doing unethical actions purify the actions somehow. Society seems to accept this and society is always correct so those that don't agree are big dodo heads and totally unreasonable.

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  15. Lying's okay... as long as you're punished for it by Broofa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Paraphrasing the article:

    "Google lied ... and paid $500M when they got caught"
    "Facebook lied ... and settled with the FTC when they got caught"
    "Scott Thompson lied ... so just leave him alone, people!"

  16. Re:Google by Kotakee · · Score: 0

    I post what interests me. How is that surprising?

  17. did he look like this when he said that? by FudRucker · · Score: 1
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  18. Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are a few things that lying about is completely unacceptable and disqualifies you as a member of civilized society. Education is the most important. All those that now protect Thompson do not seem to get it. My guess would be quite often due to a lack of education and in some cases certainly because they have done the same. If lying about degrees suddenly becomes acceptable, everybody will do it and degrees become meaningless. As degrees do not only provide the degree itself, but specific skills, knowledge and insights, if degrees become meaningless, incompetence in critical positions will raise.

    The second thing is that lying about a degree speaks volumes about the personality and character of the person doing it. It speaks of somebody that claims to be something he is not. It speaks of ambition without skill. It makes it highly likely he lied and continues to lie in other regards and that he is a generally dishonest person, at least whenever he thinks he can get away with it.

    As to the matter in detail, yes, even an old CS degree matters very much. It gives a different perspective on a number of things that have not changed at all. Details may have changed, but the fundamental issues are still the same, and this person does not have the skills to assess them. You cannot go from nothing to master just watching these things from the outside. You have to have hands-on experience and a CS degree provides that.

    For these reasons, Thompson must step down and his career must be over. Otherwise we will get even more dishonest and incompetent (but power-hungry) people in comparable positions.

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    1. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are a few things that lying about is completely unacceptable and disqualifies you as a member of civilized society. Education is the most important."

      Translation: My education and my college degree are the only thing that make me valuable to society.

    2. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Even a college degree is a real accomplishment and anybody claiming one without having one is scum. I do not have one, but a few other degrees. That would not make me trample over people's college degrees though.

      As to the ad hominem argument: It is the mark of a small mind. Goes well with being an Anonymous Coward.

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    3. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by tunapez · · Score: 2

      Otherwise we will get even more dishonest and incompetent (but power-hungry) people in comparable positions.

      Too late. The psychopaths have been driving the bus for most of the latter 20th century. The 21st version is all about 'coming out' and eliminating the legal obstacles for corp gluttony and fascism, it seems.

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    4. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See that's just it, degrees are meaningless. The proof is all the highly successful college drop outs in the tech industry. We are in denial that degrees are as useful as the higher education business continues to claim. A minimum of 4 years of education, a mountain of debt, and a plethora of evidence that a lack of a higher degree doesn't not prevent one from succeeding wildly in what is ostensibly a highly technical field requiring a college degree. If drop outs can be that successful, then we are being lied to and ripped off.

      And people can successfully lie about having degrees because there is little difference between degree holders, and non-holders. College imparts so little these days, it's easy for someone to learn as much or more either brought experience or just reading. Degrees are meaningless, he proof is plain to see. The old college system is not producing anyway, it's a sham.

    5. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Too late. The psychopaths have been driving the bus for most of the latter 20th century.

      What planet do you get your history lessons from?

      On Earth, it's psychopaths all the way down.

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    6. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Large parts of the tech industry are dominated by non-critical software. Yes, I agree, in those places degrees may be superfluous. But would you want some who hadn't met at least minimal professional standards writing dialysis machine software? It's one thing if it's just some guy writing software to throw on an app store, it's quite another thing if you're dealing with mission critical software. So what we can gather here is that in some cases you very much want someone with a degree, and in some cases it doesn't matter.

      But in no case should lying on a resume be let to stand. It's dishonorable and dishonest, and indicates pretty severe character flaws that may become only worse as the amount of power and responsibility increases.

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    7. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are a few things that lying about is completely unacceptable and disqualifies you as a member of civilized society. Education is the most important."

      Lying to IMPRISON somebody is a million times worse. Ergo, lying about education is not the most important.

    8. Re:Lying about accomplishments disqualifies him by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, yes. If at all, it is better at the moment than throughout human history. If humanity needs to learn one thin than it is to keep the psychos out of positions of power. Should we ever manage than (and I do not say we will), all other problems become solvable.

      As to how to manage that, I have no idea. If a cheap test can be administered at birth or young age, maybe the psychos would die out in a few generations. This is not completely hopeless, as the older psychos would not be opposed (remember they are all egoists and do not care about others). But i am not hopeful...

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  19. Summary hole by FrootLoops · · Score: 4, Informative

    The summary missed perhaps the most interesting part of the article:

    The guy who broke the news about the phony degree is Dan Loeb, a hedge-fund manager and activist shareholder whose company owns a 5 percent stake in Yahoo, making it the largest outside shareholder. He’s been pushing Yahoo to get rid of some board members and put him and three other nominees on the board instead. Yahoo won’t do it. So now Loeb creates a public-relations nightmare for them, and maybe this will help his chances of getting his board seats.

    The point being that everyone is dishonest, and while this guy got caught in a particularly clear-cut case of dishonesty, it's not very important, and it's not at all as bad as what the guy who accused him is doing. I agree with him there. The only thing I wonder about is the intelligence of a guy who felt the need to lie about his degree when it matters so little given his work experience and which can easily be checked. Sadly I question the competence of a CEO who can't lie well. Maybe that's what the board is really investigating.

    1. Re:Summary hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point being that everyone is dishonest, and while this guy got caught in a particularly clear-cut case of dishonesty, it's not very important, and it's not at all as bad as what the guy who accused him is doing. I agree with him there.

      What do you mean "not at all as bad as what the guy who accused him is doing"? What is wrong with shareholders attempting to change a declining company's management in the belief that they know people who can run it better? A public company is supposed to be a enterprise run on behalf of the shareholders, not a mutual self-help group for the directors like some sort of (very highly paid) Liars' Anonymous. If the board really doesn't think it matters that the CEO blatantly invented one of his qualifications, I am beginning to see Mr Loeb's point.

    2. Re:Summary hole by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A little reality check I occasionally give to students: Outside of academia, the only people who will ever sincerely care what your major was in college (and especially your minor) are the people who hire you for your first job. At that point in your career, your major and the grades you got in those classes are all you have going for you, so it's the only basis they have for judging you. But when you apply for your second job, all they will care about was your performance at your current/previous job, and maybe what kind of grades you got in college. "You've got a BA in English Literature, but you've spent the last two years writing binary control code for moisture vaporators? Welcome to Hutt Engineering." Third job and onward: it's 100% about your work experience. So it isn't worth lying about, and it isn't worth the petty outrage over it.

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    3. Re:Summary hole by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      Digging up dirt on a guy you want to see gone and then publicly posting it on the internet while posing as the good guy who's just fighting for the truth (as opposed to a shareholder with a personal stake in things) is worse in my book than lying about your college major after graduating decades ago and leading another tech company in the meantime.

      I'd like to say I don't necessarily believe TFA's version of events, at least not without a second source corroborating it and Loeb getting a chance to have his say, but getting to the truth of this matter is so unimportant to me personally that I'm willing to just roll with it for the sake of discussion.

      Man, in light of the above, I really need something to fill my time. I should get a boyfriend. Or a dog.

    4. Re:Summary hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Digging up dirt on a guy you want to see gone and then publicly posting it on the internet while posing as the good guy who's just fighting for the truth (as opposed to a shareholder with a personal stake in things) is worse in my book than lying about your college major after graduating decades ago and leading another tech company in the meantime.

      I'd like to say I don't necessarily believe TFA's version of events, at least not without a second source corroborating it and Loeb getting a chance to have his say, but getting to the truth of this matter is so unimportant to me personally that I'm willing to just roll with it for the sake of discussion.

      Man, in light of the above, I really need something to fill my time. I should get a boyfriend. Or a dog.

      But they haven't been posing. They have always been crystal clear on what they want. If you read Third Point's press releases on this matter, you will see that they have never concealed the fact that they have a stake in the company and are trying to change the board. It is mentioned in every one. In fact, due to the size of their stake they had to make a formal public announcement to the SEC when they acquired it.

      They published a public letter announcing their strategy to the board last September and copied in the SEC: SEC EDGAR

       

      And I don't see what is inconsistent about being a good guy and wanting to turn around a failing company. Not everything that makes money is bad.

    5. Re:Summary hole by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      Your future boyfriend will be relieved to hear he can lie on your first date.

    6. Re:Summary hole by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      The only thing I wonder about is the intelligence of a guy who felt the need to lie about his degree when it matters so little given his work experience and which can easily be checked.

      That's the problem with lies - you get caught in them. It would certainly have mattered a lot when he was first in the industry. After that, when do you suddenly drop it? Once he was well-known, that background would have become attached to him and it would have been impossible to drop quietly without something public.

    7. Re:Summary hole by dh003i · · Score: 1

      Why does he need to disclose he is a shareholder when publicizing a lie the CEO told about his resume? Either the CEO does or does not have the CS degree.

      If a major shareholder wants him gone that much, it seems like a good idea that he should be gone.

    8. Re:Summary hole by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Not everyone is dishonest. Far from it. I know very few people who lie other than the ever popular white-lie answers to loaded questions like "does this outfit make me look fat?"

      I agree that the fellow making the issue over the lie on the resume has a motivation for doing so. It's good to know that his motivation is control of the company rather than vengeful destruction of someone's career just for the sake of making their lives miserable.

      Yahoo has been struggling. Everyone knows that. It seems perfectly reasonable to me that investors would want to seize control of a company in trouble and change it's course to something more profitable.

      As the current leadership is unlikely to quit without a fight, weapons are needed -- like proof that the CEO isn't just incompetently leading the company, but lied on his resume.

      Or are you suggesting it's ok to get caught in a lie as long as the accuser has a motivation other than pure honesty for calling you on it?

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    9. Re:Summary hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. This seems to be more about envy than anything else. The man is successful, and western culture seems to revel in tearing down anyone successful for the most pety things. It's like people feel that hey can only be happy if others suffer.

      This is petty outrage indeed. Grow up everyone, this is a non story, the real story is the guy that reported this and is trying to take over the board at yahoo.

    10. Re:Summary hole by Alomex · · Score: 1

      and western culture seems to revel in tearing down anyone successful for the most pety things

      nah, this is just an affectation from people on the left.

      Red necks compare the size of their gun collections, holier-than-thou leftists compare the size of their outrage to minor social transgressions, as in:

      - What, you used the word "seminal"? aren't you aware of its 5th century B.C. possibly sexist origins?? Shame on you!

      - Oh yeah? Well I think he should resign.

      - Well, I think he should resign _and_ all his writings should be expunged from the historical record.

    11. Re:Summary hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how Dan Loeb is being dishonest. He is the largest shareholder and he sees the company as being mismanaged. So he tries to point it out publically and fire the CEO. In the short term the prices of stock goes down and hurts Dan Loeb, but in the long term he thinks his way is better. That is exactly the way it should be.

      If you owned a company and the manager of the company was lying, you'd try to fire him too. And if you can't fire him, at least you'd make a stink about it.

    12. Re:Summary hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And hysterical right-wing trolls compare their fake victimhood at the hands of liberals asking them to stop treating people like shit, by making up paranoid delusional scenarios like this.

      Seriously, do you really think that the hero-worship-destruction cycle is just a leftist thing? "Take down the winner" has been a guiding principle of the right since feudal/monarchist times.

    13. Re:Summary hole by quantaman · · Score: 1

      The only thing I wonder about is the intelligence of a guy who felt the need to lie about his degree when it matters so little given his work experience and which can easily be checked. Sadly I question the competence of a CEO who can't lie well. Maybe that's what the board is really investigating.

      This went back at least to his time at Paypal.

      Most likely I'm guessing the lie started years, probably decades back, when he applied for some entry level position. Once that lie was on the record and known to associates he was stuck with it.

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    14. Re:Summary hole by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      My issue with Loeb is misrepresenting his motivations--he was described as just an "activist" in the first article I read, whereas here he's a shareholder wanting new leadership. Simply wanting a change in company leadership isn't inherently wrong, and exposing a lie of the current leadership to bring about that change is also not inherently bad. Just be up front about it--"I think Jimbo is a terrible CEO and will squander my investment. Kim here would do better. As evidence that Jimbo is awful, he lied on his resume."

    15. Re:Summary hole by FrootLoops · · Score: 1

      Or are you suggesting it's ok to get caught in a lie as long as the accuser has a motivation other than pure honesty for calling you on it?

      Nope. I must have been unclear since another person in these comments inferred the same thing. The person lying and the accuser's actions are separate. In this particular case the lie itself matters very little--it's not like he would be a much more qualified CEO because his undergraduate degree ~30 years ago was in CS rather than accounting. The real issue is the clumsy act of deception. Whether or not the accuser himself was dishonest doesn't change how the CEO should be dealt with.

      As for honesty, perhaps you're right and most CEOs are honest (most people are, yes; I was imagining the CEO job attracts dishonest people), though in either case I want competence in a CEO in whatever they do, including their lies.

    16. Re:Summary hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      holier-than-thou leftists compare the size of their outrage to minor social transgressions

      Alomex, please pick up the white courtesy phone, a Mr. William Clinton would like a word with you. Also, on the blue courtesy phone you will find a Ms. Shirley Sherrod, a Mr. William Maher on the red phone, a Mr. Anthony Wiener on the yellow phone, and a Mr. Joseph Biden on the green phone.

      When finished, we have another bank of phones ready for you to answer.

  20. Leave $name alone! by KingAlanI · · Score: 1

    I assume that's the "Leave Britney Alone" guy...I was amused by the pun in the /. article title...

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  21. Isn't respect an issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would say it should be rather hard for any Yahoo engineering employee to respect their CEO any longer.
    The other examples are one thing, a CEO lying isn't a big deal, that's usually about stuff the engineers really don't want to bother with anyway and don't care how it is done.
    But lying about having an engineering degree? Is there really any engineer at Yahoo who doesn't think stuff like "pathetic", "if I did that I'd be fired", "he's too stupid to fake engineering" etc.?
    Having half the work force making fun of the CEO sure isn't a convincing way to lead the company out of trouble.

  22. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by turbidostato · · Score: 1

    "Why would you fire an employee who lied on their CV, yet does the job well?"

    To send a message.

    Provided the employee does in fact the job well, it can't be because of the statements in his resume that led to hiring him so, from the part of the contractor it was blind luck. If you are going to hire under a "blind luck" assumptions, you surely should better fire all your hiring personnel and just hire on, say, a first come first gets it basis (hummm... for so many companies I think it wouldn't be such a big loss anyway).

    If, on the other hand, you do believe that your hiring process has anything to do about the outcome of those hired, you'd better make a strong position about not tolerating anybody trying to jump it over, from CEO downwards.

  23. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As to the 1979 CS degree, is there such a thing? PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing. Who care what he did on PDP11s in Fortran?

    This is an astonishingly ignorant thing to write. What part of CS is different now than from 1979? Has O(n) suddenly become equal to O(log n)?

    Regardless, recent trends have been bringing computing back to the mainframe model. Computation started out concentrated on mainframes because computers were so expensive. Microcomputers pushed computation out to the edges. Cloud and webservices are swinging the pendulum back to a centralized model, but guess what? CS has been relevant and valid though that entire spectrum.

    Whether or not CS is important to the CEO of Yahoo! is arguable. I think most people are concerned about Thompson's values, not his knowledge of balancing trees.

  24. College should not be used as part of hiring by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    College should not be used as part of hiring. Even more so in the tech field.

    So what some who is doing a IT job lied about College?? (may to just get past HR) who cares if they can do the job? You know not all people are not college material but they can take tech classes / go to tech schools. So what if they when as a non-matriculated student or took classes non degree?

    That is why at least for TECH there needs to be some kind of badges system.

    1. Re:College should not be used as part of hiring by vlm · · Score: 2

      This is a nice idea, but it flies directly into the extremely strongly held cultural / sociological belief that there is no difference between education and training and they're just synonyms for the same thing. You'd have better luck convincing people God does not exist thru logical argument. "College is training for a good job" is as closely held a belief as "god exists" In some ways, more closely held.

      We have badges, they're called certifications, and decades of handing them out like crackerjack prizes means they're mostly useless. Certs with an industry wide accreditation board would work, and to the best of my knowledge has never been tried because of the excuse that developing classes, books, and tests means the cert designers would need to be involved in early blue sky development (as if that were not a pile of B.S. and as if NDAs didn't exist and as if the accreditation board needs to be involved at the earliest level of certification)

      Back in 1998 a CCNA meant instant job offer. In 2012 I heard some guys at work talking about getting one because they're a ticket to success. It becomes a belief system, like people who still think getting a law degree means instant millions despite 50% unemployment for law grads for years and years now. If you ever get a badge/cert program in, people will believe in it for decades after it closes down, so maybe a high barrier to entry makes sense after all.

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    2. Re:College should not be used as part of hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      College should not be used as part of hiring. Even more so in the tech field.

      A bachelor's degree from a selective 4 year college (as opposed to from University of Online Learning, let's say) means something to employers. It means that the applicant had at least some of their s**t together through high school and college, was reasonably smart and motivated and got done what needed to be done. They had discipline and long-term focus. Also, the courseload at a good college is a big step up from most high schools. This is particularly true for STEM subjects such as Computer Science, and I'm sure that Scott Thompson was aware of this when he decided to punch up his resume.

      Most people do not fundamentally change their personalities and characters after age 20. In fact, some psychologists think that it's pretty much baked into us by age seven.

      So what some who is doing a IT job lied about College?? (may to just get past HR) who cares if they can do the job?

      This is actually a separate question from the above, but again, it shows (lack of) character. Leopards do not change their spots. It's the same reason why candidates can blow an interview by claiming to have pulled off some big project, which turns out not to have been the case when references are checked. If a candidate chooses to lie in such an important circumstance, when it is clear to everyone involved that the job is at stake, then they will be just as likely to lie in another important situation if they think they can get away with it. To them, their careers are more important than the truth or the legitimate needs of others (such as the better-qualified candidate who may have been passed over).

      Not someone you would want to have as a leader or even as a co-worker.

    3. Re:College should not be used as part of hiring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not everyone can afford to go to college or university. Or not everyone wants to be in debt for education when the job market is uncertain.

      If it was a guaranteed thing, that getting a degree in CS guarantees you a job when you graduate, people would take that route, but that isn't what is happening. We'd see companies that want to hire CS grads actually putting up the money in the form of scholarships, bursaries or grants and not have to take out loans at all.

      But this isn't happening. There are no meaningful ways of paying for education unless you're from a well-to-do family. Taking a financial risk to go to university when the job market is shrinking is a path to bankruptcy, and guess what, you can't default on student loans. The cycle of debt and stress leads to shorter lives, and people burning out before they reach retirement age.

      I'll go to University, only after I can afford it. I can't afford it now, and can't afford it without a job... oh but guess what nobody is hiring except the McJobs. If I go online, there's plenty of low-paying online jobs. These jobs don't allow one to afford to live alone, let alone save money to go to university.

  25. so you want a sandwich artist to have a BA in art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so you want a sandwich artist to have a BA in art? you better keep a eye on the cash register so funds don't disappear as min wage can't pay off the loans.

  26. Same standards for everyone is what's at stake by swb · · Score: 1

    What's at stake here isn't whether his lack of a degree matters or whether this is one of those innocent embellishments.

    We shouldn't let ourselves be lulled into a debate over what we think the real issues are -- the same standards and punishments should be applied to this CEO as would be applied to any other employee in the organization. There shouldn't be a double standard for this guy just because he's the CEO.

  27. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "This is an astonishingly ignorant thing to write."

    If you hadn't noticed, Slashdot is dominated by IT types who may be excellent sysadmins or even good software engineers, but have very little idea what computer science is.

  28. Bill Clinton Lied by lemur3 · · Score: 1

    and only the republicans seemed to care about that one..

    1. Re:Bill Clinton Lied by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      Apparently that filled their capacity, too, as they can't seem to remember anything about the Bush Presidency.

  29. totally agree with leave him alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if he is doing a good job (not up to us to decide), then this is a very small issue.The point for the board to continuously evaluate is whether he is capable. This is now a social issue caused by a shareholder who is looking purely to disrupt the company because they cant get a board seat.

  30. Lyons also championed msft/scox-scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Dan Lyons wrote several articles siding with msft/scox, in msft/scox's preposterous scam lawsuit against IBM.

  31. no pass for Thomson or Jobs by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2

    Leave Scott Thompson alone? No! And Steve Jobs is not the greatest CEO ever. What a sorry, pathetic apologist Mr. Lyons is being! Does he like Lloyd Blankfein, Tony Hayward, Angelo Mozilo, Dick Fuld, Brian Moynihan, Ken Lewis, and Ken Lay too?

    Stop being bedazzled by wealth and power, and not caring whether it was ill gotten! Too many people still venerate them, even now, when memories of the most recent disaster perpetrated by our wealthy elite should still be fresh. It's dangerous. Are honest people all idiots, chumps, dupes, and mushrooms? What kind of world does Lyons want for us all?

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    1. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with your post is that you somehow think that this person's fake degree mattered with respect to them becoming the CEO. You see things like degrees are distractions for the peasantry. In real life, it doesn't really matter.

    2. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A CEOs job is to make money for his company, Jobs may have been a douche but he was a great CEO. He made his company a lot and I mean a LOT of money. That's his Job. He was good at it, really good at it, which means he was great at that Job. And nice try at equivocation and guilt by association. jobs didn't build a pyramid scam of a company like Ken Lay and others. He built a real company, hat made real profits and didn't defraud anyone.

      If you thnk the job of CEO itself is despicable, that doesn't mean someone like Jobs wasn't great at it, it just means you don't thnk CEOs should focus on what CEOs are supposed to do: make money for their companies. That's a CEOs job, that's why they get hired amd why businesses exist: to make money. That's why people have jobs and get paid, if a company doesn't make money it can't exist and attract talent.

    3. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      And Steve Jobs is not the greatest CEO ever.

      If facts and evidence mean anything to you (do they?) then an excellent case can be made for Steven Jobs being one of the greatest CEOs of the modern era.

      The turn around of Apple after he returned is commonly cited as the greatest turnaround in history. Jobs left profound imprints on at least four different industries (computers, cinema, music, telephones) a list that perhaps could be extended even further.

      Who would you nominate as being greater?

      And I speak as someone who finds Jobs' behavior to have been often be repellent and inexcusable.

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    4. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting OT here, but I'm not sure Lloyd Blankfein belongs on the same list as Angelo Mozilo and Dick Fuld. He hasn't lied despite the best efforts of Carl Levin to nail him for something, has one of the highest CEO employee approval ratings of any company anywhere, actually made good decisions during the financial crisis, and is a genuine rags-to-riches-through-hard-work story. His sense of humor has occasionally crossed the line, but most criticism is just because he leads the most successful investment bank, and success means you're in the spotlight.

    5. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I know the media and millions of consumers absolutely fawn over Jobs. What exactly has he done that's so great? Really just one thing: ease of use. Going all the way back to the first MacIntosh, Apple has been fanatic about ergonomics, design, and all around friendliness to users, and it's paid off handsomely.

      But when you look at some of the other things Jobs did, he doesn't look so great. There's the little stuff like routinely parking in handicapped spots. And his abusive and demanding treatment of employees. Then there's the big stuff such as his hypocrisy and attitude towards freedom. Most of all is that he's only one person. He's given far too much credit, even above the credit he took. We have a bad tendency to focus too much on leaders. What about all the engineers, middle managers, and 3rd parties whose work contributed to Apple? Wozniac gets some credit. Xerox PARC gets an honorable mention. And that's about it.

      Apple has been one of the most closed shops ever. Why have there been so few Macintosh clones? There aren't any hardware dealers for MacIntosh clones equivalent to Dell, Gateway, and HP. Do you understand that clones are a big reason why the PC is the dominant platform while the MacIntosh is a niche platform, and lucky to even be that much, rather than out of the business altogether like Commodore? Settling for 5% of the market when they could have had over 50%? I don't call that good leadership. Arguably, that's mostly Sculley's fault, but Jobs didn't make significant changes to that policy. Apple was lucky to survive with that attitude towards openness. Idiots.

      In the early 2000s, Mac OS 9 was old, stale, and dying. What did Apple do? Copied a great deal of FreeBSD code to make OS X. How's that for hypocrisy? It worked, and everyone thought Apple was great and Jobs was a genius.

      Perhaps the Macintosh didn't matter much anymore. After 2000, it was the iPod that really put Apple on the map. If Apple has risen further, it's by standing on the shoulders of giants in music.

      Why did iTunes begin with DRM? Big Media gets the blame for that, but don't think for a minute that Apple didn't like the control it gave them. Customers are the real heroes for forcing both Big Media and Apple to give up the FairPlay DRM.

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    6. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      All your blather, and you could never be bothered to answer the question: if not Jobs, who is better?

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    7. Re:no pass for Thomson or Jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was also one of the worst. He nearly bankrupted Apple a couple of the times which led to him being ousted and John Sculley saving the company. He almost hamstrung the Macintosh by insisting that 64K was enough memory and when it was found that 128K was needed it was suddenly his discovery.

      He bankrupted NeXT and Pixar told him where to go when he insisted that Apples were good enough to work the rendering farm as they did not fancy going out of business.

      Best? Maybe. Worst? Maybe. Luckiest? Definetly!

  32. Re:Lying's okay... as long as you're punished for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    It's not only this. The logical implications of the arguments present in the article make us believe that it's ok to lie if you're important and have money. It's pretty depressing that money is the moral validator of our society and the media that should reprehend this kind of behaviour is endorsing it.

  33. We think that little of CEOs? by Tridus · · Score: 1

    So if I read this correctly, we're now at the point where our collective opinion of CEOs is so low that any standard of behavior above "didn't go on a shooting spree" is considered acceptable?

    Sorry, but no. We should expect at least out of our so-called "leaders" what we expect out of entry level staff or unpaid interns. That many CEOs are too morally bankrupt to meet that standard doesn't mean we lower it.

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    1. Re:We think that little of CEOs? by evafan76 · · Score: 1

      That many CEOs are too morally bankrupt to meet that standard doesn't mean we lower it.

      I think many people in positions of power would find a way to crawl under the standard, no matter how low we lower it...

  34. Dear mr. Lyons, by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

    Dear mr. Lyons,

    Just because they all lie, doesn't make it okay for any single one of them to lie.

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  35. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by RodBee · · Score: 1

    I'm not even sure they are IT guys. They sound like PR or marketing people in a tech area.

    but what can I say? I'm not an IT guy. I try not to talk about what I don't know, but hey, not everyone know what they are ignorant about.

  36. college dropout != lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do you sprinkle the [college dropout] comments like they are an insult ?

  37. Lousy kids by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "But mooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm! They did it fiiiiirssssst!"

    1. Re:Lousy kids by shentino · · Score: 1

      The "He started it" line is often an attempt to whine about others getting away with something you get stuck being punished for.

  38. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by vlm · · Score: 1

    The funny thing is nothing is ever new in IT... Its all the same old stuff with new marketing, as the natural cycle turns. There is a huge competitive on the job advantage in having experienced the previous cycle(s) which noob IT people are completely blind to.

    Also its impossible to be a good software engineer or good sysadmin without knowing CS. Almost an oxymoron. Maybe they don't know enough math to follow Knuth, but a good one has at least a gut level instinctual level of low level CS knowledge. Its always hilarious for me to watch IT noobs learn the CS guys not only have formulae and charts and provable theorems about their little scalability problem, but their 2010 gut level guesses and hard fought failed experiments were all figured out by the CS guys in the 60s/70s if they'd only have bothered to learn.

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  39. Collective lie VS Selfish lie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is another difference that was not mentioned. If I had shares in Yahoo, I would expect the CEO to defend the company's best interest even if (it pains me to admit this) he has to lie to the general public to do so (up to a certain level or course!!). I would expect the CEO to pretend we have a better product then we do and that we have a more competent team. This is a Collective lie! However, by lying on his resume, he does not serve Yahoo's interests at all. On the contrary, how does Yahoo look like now? This is not the same kind of lie. It only serves Scott Thompson's selfish interests and you have to be a fool to think that this is OK.

  40. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by BonThomme · · Score: 1

    I think with inflation it's now O(n^2)

  41. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Informative

    As to the 1979 CS degree, is there such a thing? PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing. Who care what he did on PDP11s in Fortran?

    Thank you for this demonstration of how age discrimination works in the tech industry. For the record, PCs existed before 1984, and as long as you don't insist on IBM-standard they also existed in 1979 (e.g. Commodore PET, TRS-80, Apple II). And there were CS degrees even before those existed.

    I have a CS degree from the 1980s (transcripts available), and as a matter of fact I did learn to write Fortran on a DEC minicomputer (a Vax 11; the PDP was in high school). Very little of my CS coursework was done on microcomputers: just graphics, assembly language, and an independent study. I had my own micro in my dorm room, which I used to dial into the Vax, for word processing, and to play Missile Command. No Internet, just a BITNET e-mail gateway. In fact, very few of the technology standards in use then are still in use now; even ASCII is on the way out.

    But what I learned back in the Dark Ages (before the Windows opened up) wasn't simply Fortran, command-line interfaces, and the use of parity bits over a serial connection. What I learned was how to solve problems, and those skills remain just as relevant and valuable today as they were a quarter century ago.

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  42. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by shentino · · Score: 2

    Maybe the fact that there are people who lie on their CV and still do a good job means that the actual importance of a CV is hellishly overblown.

  43. Obama lies all the time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unemployment will never go above 8% on my watch

    stimulus will work

    i didn't know what that preacher Wright was saying

    etc., etc.

    not to mention all the shady-ness (back room deals and political give-aways) that went on to pass Obamacare

  44. He's a CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What part of CS is different now than from 1979?"
    The complete computer part is different.

    "Has O(n) suddenly become equal to O(log n)?"
    He doesn't write software.

    "Regardless, recent trends have been bringing computing back to the mainframe model."
    No, its moving to the tablet model.

    Seriously, I've written more software than you ever have, including PDP11, and *I* don't have a CS degree because the CS degree was maths in my day with a sprinkling of computers. That was because their access to computers was a timeslice on the mainframe and a little bit of a PDP11.

    So they built a CS degree which had little to do with computers and most to do with maths. Your comment typifies this. I bet you've never invented a sort algorithm, but you've studied how to describe the performance of sort algorithms 50 different ways.

    "This is an astonishingly ignorant thing to write."
    No it isn't.

    "I think most people are concerned about Thompson's values, not his knowledge of balancing trees."
    WTF? Seriously? We shareholders want him to make money, we know Gates is an a****hole, we know Jobs had a reputation as one, and WE DON'T CARE. We're not electing Mother Theresa here, he had to run a company.

    BTW, I also don't care if he knows how to use log tables, a slide rule, a tape drive, and you know what, even a B-Tree, because he never has to invent the B tree and despite your CS course, neither did you.

    1. Re:He's a CEO by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      "Regardless, recent trends have been bringing computing back to the mainframe model."
      No, its moving to the tablet model.

      Meaning what, exactly? My employer is implementing tablets... as front-end devices for mainframe-based computing. The tablet in this computing model is fundamentally no different from an X Terminal: a device with limited compute power and storage, acting as the physical user interface to a centralized system where all the data-processing takes place. And this isn't just in "enterprise" computing: web-mail, browser-based office software, streaming video and music services, cloud storage... all of this is pushing toward a thin-client/server model of computing, which is fundamentally what the mainframe was all about. Sorry, but in many ways tablets = terminals.

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    2. Re:He's a CEO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > all of this is pushing toward a thin-client/server model of computing, which is fundamentally what the mainframe was all about.

      I agree with the AC, you seem to not know anything that you're talking about. Mainframes died off long ago and "cloud" or client/server has nothing to do with mainframes.

    3. Re:He's a CEO by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      If you don't see the fundamental parallels between using dumb terminals to access big central computers were all the data is held and processed using centrally managed software, and using fairly-dumb tablets to access huge central data centers where all the data is held and processed using centrally managed apps... well, it's better for your career that you posted AC.

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    4. Re:He's a CEO by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Cloud computing in its original sense has nothing to do with mainframes and client/server models.

      HOWEVER...

      All so-called "cloud" services are not really cloud-based in the original sense, but are in fact all mainframe services. Not just similar to mainframes... They are fucking mainframes in EVERY SINGLE WAY! And the clients using them are client/server based.

  45. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by mspohr · · Score: 2

    Liars make good CEOs.

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  46. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2

    There's a slight difference between IT in 1979 and IT in 2012.

    Good software engineers know CS like good civil engineers know physics. A good civil engineer has to have an excellent knowledge of things like Newtonian mechanics, but doesn't really need to know much or anything about relativity, quantum mechanics, or most of the rest of physics. And he really doesn't need to know how to produce new knowledge of physics.

  47. Re:Lying's okay... as long as you're punished for by Monchanger · · Score: 1

    The difference though is in the target of the lie.
    - Good: When you lie to the SEC or another company, that's just being a good businessman and valued member of your own corporation.
    - Bad: However lying to your boss and your shareholders means you're not to be trusted with the position you hold.

  48. why should he be left alone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it took me a hell of an effort and time to get my Degree, you tell me i should have just lied about it and spared the time, money and effort?

  49. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by BonThomme · · Score: 1

    Good software engineers know CS != IT.

  50. That's how you start to lose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This can't happen because this happened in America!!! Because you abide and live by high ethical and moral standards!

    If you accept a little lying and a little deception, it's like your founding fathers accepting "almost free speech" or an "almost clear constitution".

    In time: no irony intended. No double-words.

    I'm brazilian. I live in a place were people lie and cheat ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

    Be radical to your principles. Do what you learned to do. That's what made America the greatest nation in the world. Go for your roots. Ignore the postmodern bullshit that says you that a little cheating, or a little blablabla is OK!

    If americans at large accept or otherwise ignore deception tactics... Then I'll be sure we're living in a just more colourful Dark Age(tm).

  51. A quick look at the ethical fallacy scoreboard... by mark-t · · Score: 2

    ... from here.... shows significant use of fallacy #1, with a hint of #4 and #5 in there as well. Also, although not listed on ethical fallacy sheet... I notice that he also uses a hand-me-down from the all-too-common conspiracy theory fallacy, when he accuses people who support his termination of actually having an ulterior motive for doing so without substantiating that position with even a single argument.

    Really, if you have to use fallacies to support your position, is your position actually really a sustainable one?

  52. Re:Lying's okay... as long as you're punished for by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

    You do all understand, I hope, that Lyons is himself hardly the picture of virtue. This is a guy who gave SCO a free ride for years and even when he finally forced to admit he'd been wrong, still managed to blame Linux supporters for the whole thing.

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  53. Lying is Lying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dan Lyons is a troll. He is basically saying it is ok to lie because others do. Well, Dan, lying is lying - and it is wrong whoever does it.

    You lie on your resume: you should be fired. Why? You kept someone who actually had the qualifications from getting the job.

    Scott Thompson should be fired because he would do the same to anyone under him for lying on their resume.

  54. lying isn't an issue, getting caught lying is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A good leader will talk his way out of trouble. It's an important skill for a leader.

  55. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by BonThomme · · Score: 1

    Therein lies the paradox. Yahoo is not known for good CEOs.

  56. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by naroom · · Score: 3, Informative

    For the record, PCs existed before 1984

    Not only did computers exist, but I'd say the biggest, most fundamental developments of computer science happened in the 1970s. In that decade, the greats like Lamport, Dijkstra, and Knuth were making the discoveries that underlie all modern systems.

    To name a few, linear programming, multithreading, distributed systems and processes, routing, and NP-completeness all got developed during the 70s. Would have been an awesome decade to be a computer scientist.

  57. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by rkww · · Score: 1

    As to the 1979 CS degree, is there such a thing? PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing.

    At least some of the people who were designing machines in 1984 will have had a 1979 CS degree and if they're still designing machines today I'd hazard that they're quite good at it by now.

  58. Fine, I don't care. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I honestly don't care in the slightest that some stupid CEO lied to other people. That's their problem. What bothers me is all the idiots who insist on putting "gate" at the end of whatever so-called-scandal they see. I'm sick of it. Can we please ostracize those retards into obscurity, instead?

  59. There's a huge difference by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    between lying for the company and lying to the company. Lying to the FCC is fine, sure if you get caught it's a PITA but there's some upside for the company when you aren't.

    Lying to the company is a whole different beast.

    It always funny when some fat cat loses their job because they lied on a resume decades ago and some how couldn't find a way to change their CV (and hope no one checks previous records - just remove the lies and leave it vague for a few years then add in the real details) so at least there's some upside for everyone else.

  60. eat the rich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets stop paying CEOs

    Stop feed the liars

  61. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I'm not even sure they are IT guys. They sound like PR or marketing people in a tech area.

    Actually, I think the majority of them are kids too young to have a job - or much perspective.

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  62. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    You forgot to mention your mad Multiplan skillz0rs.

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  63. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Good software engineers know that IT == stalled carrier.

    IT is internal support for an enterprise. You are a cost center and will always be treated as such.

    Get a job at a software vendor (or consulting house) and you are a revenue generator. Star developers are rainmakers.

    As the GP said CS is the underlying science. IT workers (digital janitor types) need less CS then software engineers.

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  64. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe that's true generally, but it's not true for Yahoo.

  65. GP Has a Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although uninformed, the GP has a point. My 5-minutes of research indicates that Stonehill did not offer a CS degree in 1979. The first CS degree was offered by Purdue University in 1962. Before that, CS education was often part of the Math department and still is in some places. The point being that CS courses existed well before CS degrees.

    It is possible that that Scott Thompson has a CS education with the technicality that his degree was granted by the department of Mathematics.
    In such a case, it would certainly be quite common for a placement agency to twist the description slightly so as to make the resume more attractive.

    Still, it seems that Scott Thompson is claiming to have 2 degrees from Stonehill, one in Accounting and one in CS. Stonehill has apparently confirmed his degree in Accounting and that is all. So, it would seem that he only has the one degree and it is unethical to claim 2 no matter how the description is twisted.

  66. Programmer vs CEO by Skapare · · Score: 1

    We don't want programmers who lie no matter how well qualified they are. We shouldn't want a CEO that lies, either. The trust in the CEO is far more important than the trust in the programmer.

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  67. Has anyone even seen the Resume?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So far, I have yet to see anything that says he has the degree out of his own mouth or the papers. Innocent until proven guilty. Way to buy into the hype slashdot commenters. The video, he doesn't say he has a degree, he doesn't say he doesn't have a degree. He did the same things that politicians do all the time.

    Also, weren't yahoo's last quarter results up since Thompson took over?

    Who did Loeb want to put on the yahoo board? Wasn't it the guy from NBC who yanked the tonight show from conan and gave it back to leno after 6 months? And this is a sign of trustworthiness?

    Yahoo already has a lot stacked against it. Finally they're doing long time changes that are needed. Scott was successful w/ paypal and other companies, so let him give it a try.

    Difference between FB/ Google/ Scott is that Scott break any laws. Sure, _if_ he did lie on his resume, it looks bad, but it's not a binding agreement. You can put whatever you want on it. You shouldn't to be in good faith, but it's not something he would have to pay a fine or jail over.

  68. Re:Lying's okay... as long as you're punished for by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    The logical implications of the arguments present in the article make us believe that it's ok to lie if you're important and have money.

    Or if your SCO, it's okay to lie and be a proxy for Microsoft because there's money to be made in asserting ownership over something you do not in fact own.

    That's something that Lyons should know all about.

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  69. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    And what interests you is Things That Get You Paid! Fuck Yeah!

  70. This Is Correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lyons hit the dirty truth! Yahoo is the looser whimp kid that everybody, i.e. the other loosers, love to hate and Thompson's decit plays into their stratigy to up themselves.

    Yes indeed. Thompson IS a breathing, living, talking and walking Ponzi Scheme and no different from the other (zombi) Ponzi Schemes known as Bill Gates, Warren Buffet, Barak Obama, Zukerburg, Jobs, and any and all of the other governence and corporate administration personal at any location on the planet.

    Thompson is just following the 'norm' within Yahoo 'culture' as is the norm within Government [name here] or Corporate [name here] culture.

    LoL

  71. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    Actually, you're on to something. Stonehill College did not have a straight CS degree in 1979 although they did have a Math/CS degree somewhere around that time.

    I don't know why you think pre-PC CS is irrelevant. That's just stupid.

  72. Wasn't there a study that confirmed that? by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 2

    I mean I thought there was a study a few years ago that basically pointed out a CEO is more likely to be a literal psychopath than would be expected when compared to the general population.

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  73. Money money money by slasho81 · · Score: 1

    The whole argument comes down to: You can get away with being morally bankrupt if you make a lot of money.

  74. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by vlm · · Score: 1

    There's a slight difference between IT in 1979 and IT in 2012.

    Like what? I've only been in the biz for $$$ since 1992 although I've been doing home computing since 81 and its always been in the family. I can't think of anything profoundly new.

    I would bet all you can give is fuzzy stuff like "certain numbers are larger" (who cares just say TB instead of MB and you'll be having the same conversations) and perhaps some waffly stuff about mobile platforms which don't really change any of the problems or problem solving techniques, just changes the players.

    IT is a game of working around and within limitations. I will give you that the exact ratios of storage space and processing speed and especially latency have varied, but not enough to fundamentally change the game or create anything new.

    Gladiatorial combat is still gladiatorial combat, even if you have a new generation of fighters and the arena has been recently remodeled, and even if the swords are an inch longer or shorter than a generation ago.

    Please don't tell me you think vmware recently invented the concept of virtualization, or Sun/Java recently invented tokenized/pcode and/or chroot jails. Oh wait, the service bureau known as cloud computing... We had widespread RAID, we just called is DASD... We had cluster computing under VMS and IBM products.

    Most importantly, we had the same fundamental problems and tradeoffs as today. The manufacturers and some specification numbers have changed. Nothing has fundamentally changed in the biz since then.

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  75. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    People my age write in English.

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  76. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by catmistake · · Score: 2

    Slashdot is [NOW] dominated by IT types who may be excellent sysadmins or even good software engineers, but have very little idea what computer science is.

    FTFY. It wasn't always this way. Something bad happened after that number was made illegal. btw, mod up! Computer science is mathematics and only mathematics; CS is not coding, not SQL querying, not sysadmining... and a computer scientist installing software for a living is akin to a medical doctor working as a licenced practical nurse. Think of the poor LPN that must compete against M.D.s for their jobs! Think of the lowly auto mechanic that must compete against mechanical engineers just find gainful occupation! Computer scientists are worthy of awe... but if you're a legitimate and degreed computer scientist, and you took my desktop support job... fuck you.

  77. Yahoo Checks Resume Accuracy for Everyone Else by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

    When my then employer (Overture) was acquired by Yahoo they took the resume of every employee on file and submitted it to a research firm that checked the accuracy of every checkable fact, and a flag report was issued for everyone. The only anomaly on mine was that the award date of my Masters was a different month than what I stated - I used the month they handed me the diploma, it was recorded the next month (I have never felt a need to embellish my resume). A number of people were severed at that time for resume inconsistencies.

    Are you telling me that Yahoo did not do this for its most important (and expensive) employee. The one employee whose qualifications are a maater of public record, and material facts for SEC filings?

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  78. Re:Google by admdrew · · Score: 1

    Why are you so new to Slashdot?

  79. Scott Thompson by hendridm · · Score: 1

    He was hilarious on Kids in the Hall.

  80. Re:Google by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Missing mod option: -1 blatant lies

  81. What people are missing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So a lot of people are asking a variant of the question: If Yahoo!'s CEO lies on his resume, then how can Yahoo! expect prospective employees to be honest on their resumes?

    What people don't get is that there are no prospective employees. Yahoo! want to lay people off, not hire people. Think about where Yahoo! is headed right now. Computer science degree, accounting degree, no degree, proven liar, convicted felon, suspected serial killer, whatever--none of these things intrisically disqualifies someone from running the company at this juncture.

  82. Re:Google by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 2

    Missing mod option: -1 blatant lies

    Missing mod option: -1 astro-turfing.

  83. Life lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This whole argument boils down to: Just because other people do it doesn't mean it's all right to do. Hold yourself to a higher standard.

  84. So now we know Scott Thompson's username on ./ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is theodp?

  85. Dan Lyons by Rational · · Score: 1

    Dan Lyons is a fucking cunt, and anything he says in the defense of Scott Thompson is by definition a further indictment.

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  86. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Rational · · Score: 1

    Would have been an awesome decade to be a computer scientist.

    Specially for the facial hair...

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  87. hate to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    screws everyone and he doesn't get screwed? he deserves it.

  88. How about a severe penalty? by antdude · · Score: 1

    Cut his salary and fringe benefits if not firing him? Firing would be better.

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  89. You are all missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The top mgmt has to be perfectly transparent and bulletproof precisely to protect the business from asshats like that Loeb guy.
    YAHOO CEO is a chink in YAHOO's armor. He has to fall on his sword as a part of damage control, if nothing more.

  90. Investors should care by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    It depends on WHEN he lied.

    Really? If he thinks it is acceptable to lie to make himself look better then on his CV then, were I a Yahoo! stock holder, I would be concerned that he might also think it acceptable to lie to make the company's bottom line (and by extension himself) look better. In many ways the ethical behaviour of the CEO is far more important than those in the rest of the company - if the sandwich guy decides to behave unethically you risk losing a few $100 of sandwiches. If the CEO behaves unethically you can lose everything.

  91. Lying is cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Liars win, that's the moral. Honesty wimps are losers.

  92. Settle for what you can get by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    Being a decent member of society is not a prerequisite to being a CEO.

    Sad, but probably true. However I'd use the same rule I do with politicians: it is almost inevitable that many are going to lie and cheat for their own advantage but they should at least be intelligent enough to be able to hide it. At least with this combination you know that you have politicians that have a sense of what ethical (even if they do not behave that way themselves) and are competent which is probably the best we can hope for. If they keep getting caught with their hands in the till they are clearly both dishonest AND incompetent which is worse.

  93. white collar syringe by epine · · Score: 1

    We need a business executive hall of fame, so that we can use the same decision procedure as baseball: keep an obvious cheat in the center ring because it drives mass audience and profit, but then refuse to induct the integrity-lite executive into the executive hall of fame after he or she retires with fat millions or billions, because that really hits takes the shine off the manicured landscape at the third residence.

  94. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linear programming was invented and developed in the late 30s and throughout the 40s, not the 70s.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Linear_programming#History

  95. Poster Hypocrisy by V-similitude · · Score: 1

    Personally, I find it incredibly hard to buy all the posters here who claim to be so amazingly honest that one lie is utterly unacceptable (and would actually make you question everything else the guy has or will do). I seriously doubt there's anyone here who hasn't lied ever in their adult life, probably even if you exclude basic white lies. Probably, a significant majority here has even lied about something work-related. So, frankly, I find it pretty hypocritical to be so down on this guy for even the hint of a lie (it's really not yet entirely clear where the claim came from).

  96. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

    I learned FORTRAN on a PDP 11/70 in college - BASIC on an 11/40 in high school. What little hax0r I allegedly know was due to contamination from younger co-workers a decade ago. Usually they reveled in pointing out how I was doing it wrong.

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  97. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though you are wrong about the existence of 1970s-vintage CS degrees, nobody cares about his actual CS qualifications. They care about the fact that he lied about them, which means he's apparently got a severely degraded sense of ethics and he is less trustworthy than a CEO should be. The flip side is that he's a bad liar, which is perhaps even worse for a CEO.

    It's not the relevancy of the degree, it's the relevancy of ethics and honesty. I don't care what decade you got your education or where from. It's always relevant. Trust is the #1 qualification for someone to manage millions of dollars of company on behalf of other people, be they employees or stockholders. I can't think of any legitimate reason why he should get a free pass for such a big mistake.

  98. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Well, in 1979 (okay, maybe a wee bit earlier) at many universities, one of the major jobs of the IT guy was to receive couriered boxes of punch cards from other universities that didn't have computers, run those through the computer, then mail back the resulting syntax error.

  99. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Yes, but they're a little fuzzy on the SE != CS part.

  100. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by crazyvas · · Score: 1

    As to the 1979 CS degree, is there such a thing? PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing. Who care what he did on PDP11s in Fortran?

    "Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes." - Edsger Dijkstra

  101. Our worst fears seem to be quietly coming true by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leadership in business is starting to act very much like leadership in politics, and vice versa, where lying is not only accepted, but apparently expected. The ironic (hypocritical) thing is that as this is going on, the personal lives of the "little people" who actually are responsible for companies success, or nations' greatness, is increasingly scrutinized, and less apt to be forgiven, or overlooked, in contrast to the "leaders" who can lie on their resumes, and keep their jobs.

    Does business now equal politics? As businessmen increasingly influence (buy) politicians, and often become them (like Romney, for just one of many instances,) are we seeing the lines between business and political power being blurred, or even erased? Because successful big businesses are rather like sharks, in that they have a single-minded focus on generating revenue and profit for their masters, with all other actions still ultimately focused upon the harvesting of as much cash as they can lay their greedy little hands on, you don't REALLY want them running your government, which by its nature is supposed to be about the greatest good done for the majority of their citizens, (at least in our country)!

    In countries where the government is in it for itself, monarchies and the like, well... you can see from historical precedent how they operate, and as a democracy drifts into a finocracy, or corpocracy, or hegemony of some kind run by the rich, er... corporations, we'll see our government acting more and more like one of them.

  102. Is lying on your CV harmless? No, it's fraud! by knuty · · Score: 1

    Lying on your curriculum vitae may seem harmless. But in the eyes of the law, it is commiting fraud by false representation with a maximum penalty of three to ten years in prison in most western countries.

    There are many examples of people lying on their CV to get a prestiges job. When the fraud is discovered, they get fired and maybe sued, judged an jailed. Not being an American, I guess US laws on falsifying documents are as tough as in UK and rest of Europe, as this examples shows in UK: A woman jailed for six months after lying on here CV

    It's a false premises in calming that CEO's lies all the time, so adding a lie don't count as long as they earn chunks of money for their company. After the Enron bankruptcy December 2001, the Sarbanes–Oxley Act (SOX) was passed by the US Senate. In short, the law can prison lying CEO's for max 20 years if they give false information to the stock exchange or to investigating authorities. In such cases, a CEO who lies will be risking jail for months or years. someone brings it to court. It's before and after Enron. Dan Lyons at The Daily Beast may live in a world before Enron. The court system are more updated, Therefore lets wait for the court case against Yahoo who Daniel Loeb at Third Point has announced, and see how that goes regarding document fraud and the Sarbanes–Oxley Act:
      The Sarbanes–Oxley Act (SOX for short)

  103. But 4 years places don't offer sys admin / desktop by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    But the "good" 4 years places don't offer sys admin / desktop type classes. CS is not really for that work.

  104. Dan "Lyin" Lyons, your hypocrisy knows no bounds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You lying, deceitful bastard prick... you, of all people, Mr. Fake Steve Jobs... the same guy who swore that Darl McBride and the SCO Group would teach all those Linux "crunchies" a lesson, and that SCO would win because they were telling the truth...

    Dan Lyons, you wouldn't know the truth if it smacked you upside the head with a clue-by-four. Go fuck yourself.

  105. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    I don't think there's a hypocrisy there. Why would you fire an employee who lied on their CV, yet does the job well?

    As to the 1979 CS degree, is there such a thing? PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing. Who care what he did on PDP11s in Fortran?

    It looks like someone's raking through his past trying to discredit him and thus undermine Yahoo. Presumably MS wants to buy the remainder dirt cheap after the Carl Icahn attack failed to kill it totally.

    Holy crap, what a stupid dumbass thing to say. Who the hell tell you that CS == programming? Seriously, please turn in your geek card and refrain from participating in CS/software related discussions that involve anything more complex than an if statement or html.

  106. Dark side of game theory... by Genda · · Score: 1

    The article speaks of how rife lying is in the Silicon Valley and that its unfair to put Scott Thompson on the rack when so many others have committed the same offense and go on their merry ways. First of all, this is a 5 year old's response to have been caught with your hand in the cookie jar. You are the CEO of a major company. You're the standard bearer, the head and to some degree the soul of your company. If you make lying, deceit and misrepresentation the norm, you undermine not just the integrity of your business, but its ability to perform and relate to others on a global scale.

    I'm not certain this demands falling on a sword, but its time for some heroic coming clean. A wise leader nips something like this in the bud. How can they hold others in their organization to account when the CEO is guilty? It creates a gaping hole in the fabric of an enterprise's ability to hold people to account. Or if they do attempt to hold lower employees to a standard, the hypocrisy creates such a toxic stench that employee morale will certainly suffer.

    The fact that profit or the pursuit thereof seems to have come before personal integrity, lawful operation or even human dignity in American business, is itself a powerful indictment that we're fast heading into dark water. It is high time that we stop this march to mediocrity and morale collapse and reclaim whatever it takes to recover our personal high ground. Perhaps it time for privately held companies with strong character to begin pushing these bad boys off the playing field. I for one would be overjoyed to take my business to a privately held company that put personal integrity ahead of profit.

  107. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As to the 1979 CS degree, is there such a thing? PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing. Who care what he did on PDP11s in Fortran?

    This is an astonishingly ignorant thing to write. What part of CS is different now than from 1979? Has O(n) suddenly become equal to O(log n)?

    Yeah, it is not like we had any advances in parallel computing, operating systems, artificial intelligence, networking, computer architecture, language design, cryptography, or anything since then. Oh wait, it turns out we have had major advances in all of those areas.

    Big Oh notation was invented in 1894. Are you arguing that we haven't had any advances in Computer Science since then?

         

  108. Planned Destruction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck everyone attacking yahoo. You probably think it's okay for the author of the original linux kernel to get a degree in Visual Basic, before he's allowed to manage your hosting firewall. (Show me a degree for that, and I will make sure you don't get hired) Fuck all your degrees, idiots, they are just little pieces of paper, you ego driven pieces of shit. Go hassle the banksters. Do something productive and leave yahoo the fuck alone, quit destroying business in America with all this fucking bullshit laws, and rumors and seed stories. You don't need a degree, you only need to be smart, this might require some education in some things. Even Henry Ford did this, and look what he did, --with NO DEGREE.

  109. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CS is incredibly different now than it was in 1979. Database theory as we know it today didn't exist. Huge swaths of AI did not exist. Most modern Machine Learning techniques did not exist. Natural Language Processing was still in the phonics stage. Public Key Encryption, one of the four cornerstones of information security, did not exist.

    I could go on . . .

    Anyone who thinks computer science is only about Algorithms and Data Structures is living in the stone age. It's almost like saying that Mechanical Engineering is only about physics.

  110. Re:Google by SeaFox · · Score: 2

    I guess lying and blatant abuse works.

    That's right, it does.

    And it will continue to work until the alphabet soup government agencies who supposedly provide oversight start handing out penalties that are larger than the gains to be had. It's not a punishment if it's cheaper than doing things the right way, it's a discount.

  111. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    IMO, the computer science department is the only one left with consistently 1970s hair.

  112. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Which is why he'll be fired. Or resign.

  113. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    I was responding mostly to this statement:

    PCs only existed since about 1984's so any degree he had has no relevance at all to modern computing.

    CS from 1979 is certainly still relevant to modern computing. It doesn't encompass everything, but it is a solid foundation. If you took somebody from the class of 1979 and showed them the curriculum for CS today, it wouldn't look that alien to them. After all, lots of people teaching the class of 2012 are graduates of the 1979 era.

  114. H1B & Offshoring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If lying about degrees suddenly becomes acceptable, everybody will do it and degrees become meaningless....if degrees become meaningless, incompetence in critical positions will raise."

    Too late. That sailed with the H1B and offshoring ship pushed along by quarterly earnings trade winds. Bolstered by a fleet of Phoenix, DeVry and other mills catering both to the lazy employee and the lazy HR administrator.

  115. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by millimeep · · Score: 1

    The main point is that his university didn't start doing CS degrees until 1983, see one of the many articles on allthingsd.com And yes CEOs and politicians may lie, but something as checkable as this is just silly.

  116. Just because "everyone else" does it... by Edrick · · Score: 1

    The attitude here is that, if everyone else is doing it (however you define "everyone else"), then it's OK for you to do it, too.

    Lying is lying---it doesn't matter if it's a recent college grad or a CEO. Justice has nothing to do with how much you make or how high you've climbed in life.

    The only difference here is that someone got lucky and no one caught him sooner. Just because you get away with a crime doesn't mean that it suddenly isn't a crime. This guy deserves the flak he is receiving on all fronts and I have no sympathy for him any more than I would have had he been caught when he first lied about his education.

    If you don't want to get strung up as a liar, cheater, and thief, then don't do those things in the first place. It's so simple, and some people never learn.

  117. Re: hypocrisy -- no, it's the corporate policies.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really simple:

    Do the corporate policies state that any deception on resumes constitutes ground for immediate termination?

    Are there cases in the corporate records where resume misstatements have resulted in terminations?

    If so, then Scott has to go.

    (If the board wants to hire him back with an updated resume that is 'all correct', then that would be fine... perhaps with better terms...)

  118. Re:1979 was pre-PC era by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Big Oh notation was invented in 1894. Are you arguing that we haven't had any advances in Computer Science since then?

    No. I'm arguing that the old stuff is still relevant.

  119. Get real by NewYork · · Score: 1

    You call it hypocrisy. They call it lobbying.

  120. When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL** by lpq · · Score: 1

    This is bull.

    The problem with this is anyone who gets up in the world -- even if they got off from a false basis... if they worked for 30 years, post degree -- it doesn't make a difference.

    If you don't want to get strung up? Be perfect. If you are not perfect, in all ways, then you have no right to call other people on their crap (except as self defense!)...

    No one is or was a saint -- not Mother Teresa (lots of stories of her misdeeds surfaced after her death -- she was a bit over the top...), and most (can't prove 'all'), and no recent presidents...(if any?)....

    It's hypocrisy of the 1st degree and it stinks!

    Stop holding people to unrealistic standards...
    Has he murder anyone?

    No? Has he liked under presidential oath to congress? How can people even think of harassing him, when our country's leadership in the past few presidential terms has set an example far lower than most anyone could match!

    Hold the leaders accountable first.

  121. Reminds me ... by Dabido · · Score: 1

    ... of the time I applied for a position in 1996 as a Java programmer. The advert asked for someone with 5+ years commercial experience programming in Java. In my cover letter I pointed out to the company that Java had only been released in 1995, so it would be impossible to find someone with 5+ years experience (unless they had in fact worked at Sun Microsystems on the Java project). They didn't even give me an interview, but wrote back to tell me that I was incorrect as they had in fact found someone with 5+ years of commercial experience programming in Java. Some people just don't fact check. Maybe they are lazy, or maybe they just don't want to know the truth. I would have loved to have sat in at that interview to see what the '5+ years experience' guy had to say.

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  122. Re:When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL by Edrick · · Score: 1

    No one's saying that anyone has to be perfect, or even close to perfect---but people are still accountable for their actions.

    As soon as you toss that away, and as soon as you allow the "everyone is doing it" mentality, you open the door for people to "make mistakes" but not care if they're right or wrong---in other words, you take a society that is (by nature) imperfect, and make it even more flawed. The worst crimes and acts of group stupidity in history were because people were allowed to follow each other off of a cliff without thinking twice about their actions and what they mean.

    No one is perfect, but at the same time, people can do the best they can and avoid making as many mistakes as possible (and then learn from those they do make). Lying about your job or education experience is blatantly wrong, everyone knows it, NOT everyone does it, and many people that do will get caught, just like any other crime.

    And for those that do not get caught, then I suppose good for them for getting away with it, huh? Maybe by not learning the lesson the first time around they'll get caught doing other (or worse things) later in life, or maybe they'll never have to do it again.

    ***Beyond the speculation, though, is that the simple fact that crimes are not justified by the fact that others do them. Being imperfect is not an excuse for making mistakes. It may be a fact of life, but it isn't a defense, an excuse, or any way to justify poor judgement. When mistakes are made, people are responsible & accountable for them, and I can care less of it's an average guy or a CEO***

  123. Re:When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL by lpq · · Score: 1

    Generally, I agree with you, but when the degree is 30 years in the past, its not very relevant to whether or not you can do the current job. If's more important to look at whether or not he is able to do the job AT THIS POINT, than what story he made up to get their.

    Second, and I can't let you get away with this... You are lying.

    You said: "Lying about your job or education experience is blatantly wrong, everyone knows it, NOT everyone does it, and many people that do will get caught, just like any other crime", but the thing is lying on a job application isn't a **CRIME**, it's immoral, and unethical, but not a crime. That's the line.

    How many people never go over the speed limit? It's IS wrong I won't make assertions about EVERYONE doing it, but people do get caught. But it often ISN'T unethical or immoral.

    I'm not saying what he did was right. But now that the information is 'out', it doesn't matter anymore. If stock holders and co-workers have no confidence in his ability to do the job -- he will be voted out -- he doesn't need to have any extra special penalties or harassment applied by the media or general public.

    It's NOT a *legal* issue, it's an issue between him and those who employ him to decide if it makes a difference, NOT you.

    So stop LYING to support your arguments. I know everyone does it, and it's not illegal (it's a free country -- and people are allowed freedom of expression -- even when it includes lying -- except under oath or police (specific laws apply)). But from my perspective, you are just as guilty as he is of lying to convince people of your 'truth' -- and this was what I meant when I wrote about no one being perfect, and unless he has done something serious that society has thought was serious enough to pass a law against, you have no business as a 3rd party harassing him -- especially when you are guilty of the same type of action.

    If you are a direct party who is affected by his actions, then you can seek redress by outing him from office at the next stockholder meeting or a civil suit if you can prove it has done you harm.

    Holier than thou, hypocrisy SHOULD be a crime. It would create alot less need for lying and address, IMO, the worse harm of of harming people who are guilty of no crime, but of being human.

    I will be recommending neither of you for the "[Boy/Girl] Scout's honesty and integrity awards"... Consider yourself disciplined.

  124. Re:When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL by Edrick · · Score: 1

    In fact, lying on a job application can, in fact, be a crime! When you apply for a job and are going through all of that paperwork---you sign at the bottom, and in most cases, what you're signing is to affirm the truth of what you have stated. This is true on the applicant history, your tax info, references, and so on.

    You don't sign documents for nothing, nor does that signature exist solely to get you through a process of paperwork. Depending on the job and position, the degree of legality can be serious---lie on an application for the military, government, or a security agency, and you could be in serious hot water (beyond just being embarrassed)

    I understand the (albeit dramatic) point you are trying to make, but what you've asked for a is a statute of limitations, after which one's crimes can be ignored. As you said, the company will decide in this specific case if 30 years was enough or not, but in general, there is no consistent precedent for what you are asking for.

    I am sure if someone steals candy from a store and 30 years pass, that odds are no one will care, but more serious wrongdoings can easily be relevant, even years later. This happens all the time---getting away with something doesn't make it OK or absolve you of it. People are brought to justice (or at least brought public if it is too late) all the time to answer for what they thought they got away with.

    I'm not condoning harassment or hypocrisy, simply stating the facts---and you certainly do not have to like them, but civilization doesn't survive through corruption & lying. People certainly make mistakes and we are all aware of that fact all the time, but that simple fact doesn't make our mistakes OK. We're still responsible---you, me, everyone, and if we mess up big time, then it's on us to answer for what we've done.

    For what it's worth, think how it'd be if you applied for a job and lost out to someone that lied their way through and got away with it. That's a lot of changed history that could affect the rest of your life. Maybe many other lives. It's far from negligible and you do yourself a great disservice by using semantics to throw away a very valid point.

  125. Re:When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL by lpq · · Score: 1
    Lie # 2 to support your claims: how low will you go!?? ( :-) )
    You said:

    "In fact, lying on a job application can, in fact, be a crime! When you apply for a job and are going through all of that paperwork---you sign at the bottom, and in most cases, what you're signing is to affirm the truth of what you have stated. This is true on the applicant history, your tax info, references, and so on."

    Either you are blatantly lying to support your specious case, or, you really are ignorant of the law. In the above, the only one of those that is criminal is lying about tax info, and THEN, only to federal or state tax authorities.

    You have to lie to *authorities*. A job application to a private company is NOT a court-held legal document. It's an agreement between two or more *private* individuals. As such, lying in that context is albeit, unethical and/or immoral, but not it is not illegal and is not a crime.

    <rhetorical_anger>As it stands you have lied MORE than the person in question that WE can prove. What does this say about your character? Should you be allowed to hold a job? </rhetorical_anger>

    Do you really want to push for the idea that inter-personal fabrication is a crime? Should you be jailed for your actions? Should you now be harassed to the ends of the earth? [oh woe is me^h^hyou]

    Almost everyone, has done what you did -- misspoken, or not thoroughly vetted their facts (how often we hear about that in the news, buried under the 'obit's, on p37....;^) -- virtually never on the front page and in the same font, where the initial deed was done!).

    There is a difference between criminal activity and doing "civil" wrongs. The former, is a crime. The latter, exposes you to [possible] "civil" action: something that doesn't go on a criminal record.

    See the difference? But even in such matters about private matters -- there are unfortunately side-effects of laws that were never meant to be applied in a given situation. If a president is asked about non-job related activities, by congress, it **shouldn't** be a crime for them to either not-answer or to give, even a false answer to an *inappropriate* questions about their personal life (applicable to a *sitting*, or past president where they are not being 'qualified' for the post).

    As for lying before they get into office -- I think that's called campaigning [?] [*sigh*!] -- something I doubt we'll ever see laws passed to control -- heck, corporations just recently got ruled that they can do unlimited lying during campaigns (besides their normal advertising) -- something that had been previously controlled, but they asserted, that "Corporations" are legal people and therefore should receive full constitutional rights.

    Yeah..right. Let's see guilty ones serve time behind bars...

  126. Re:When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL by Edrick · · Score: 1

    Lying in a sworn declaration (which some job applications are, though not all) is 100% illegal---no questions about it. In addition, the benefits you receive via your job that you have lied to get may constitute insurance fraud, and are also illegal. There are also a number of laws/acts that make falsifying information (in writing, or sometimes verbally) about your past illegal--especially if it has to do with military service or honors.

    In 11 states, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Nevada, New Jersey, North
    Dakota, Oregon, Texas, Michigan, and Washington, misrepresenting parts of your experience---including college education---is a criminal offense. In 5 states, New Jersey, North Dakota, Oregon, Kentucky, and Washington, it is a felony that could be punishable with prison time. For completeness' sake, there are no generic federal laws that forbid lying about education - all are specific and address certain cases of lying, rather than saying that all lying is illegal, which would be over the top.

    Lastly, many of the legal proceedings that occur after someone is fired for resume fraud can constitute perjury or violate state/federal laws if the person accused decides to take legal action against the company. This is also rare, but there are many cases where ex-employees have sued their former employer, lost, were counter-sued and also lost as a result of their legal actions. Not commonplace at that point, but still quite real.

    Do employers sue over any of this? Rarely---usually they want the quickest way out with the least amount of fuss and money spent---but it has happened before. Either way, please check your facts before letting out your dramatic anger upon those you disagree with.

  127. Re:When "everyone else" does it, it's ... **NORMAL by lpq · · Score: 1

    We were talking whether it was legal to lie to a private employer about past training -- more specifically, if you wish to be specific, about someone at Yahoo. Their offices are in California and they are incorporated in Delaware.

    None of the information you supply has any bearing on the case. You are throwing out facts mindlessly in an attempt to misdirect the issue. I didn't check the laws in every state, because they don't apply to this discussion. That as many as 20% of states have such laws is still rather pathetic -- there's NO NEED for them. The person hasn't done harm against society -- they've **potentially** done harm against their employer -- BUT only if their employer judges they have done so. If they don't have issue with their performance, then it is not the place of 3rd parties (or the state) to say otherwise.

    Where do you get the idea that I am at all letting out dramatic anger?
    I did say, "rhetorical anger"... i.e. a "simulated anger" that is shown for purposes of "rhetoric", or for the sake of argument. It's similar telling someone they broke the law, and in mock anger, telling them they will pay the full price of their misdeeds: being whipped with a wet noodle!

    I'm not sure, but it sorta looks like you are taking this a bit too seriously -- just like taking Yahoo's CEO's violation 'seriously'. I don't see them as big deals. There are alot more important things going on in the world and trivia like what so-and-so did on their job application or who had an affair with who, or who did what type of non-harmful, consensual activity in their spare time are just not that that should be considered newsworthy. It's invasive and petty -- and an obvious attempt to do harm to someone. Perhaps 3rd party negative gossip and backbiting is what should be made illegal.

  128. Pardon? by sidragon.net · · Score: 1

    They would be foolish to fire him if he was performing his duties well.