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Gene Therapy Extends Mouse Lifespan

Grond writes "ScienceDaily reports, 'Researchers at the Spanish National Cancer Research Centre have demonstrated that the mouse lifespan can be extended by the application in adult life of a single treatment acting directly on the animal's genes. Mice treated at the age of one lived longer by 24% on average (PDF), and those treated at the age of two, by 13%. The therapy, furthermore, produced an appreciable improvement in the animals' health, delaying the onset of age-related diseases — like osteoporosis and insulin resistance — and achieving improved readings on aging indicators like neuromuscular coordination.' Notably, the therapy did not cause an increase in the incidence of cancer."

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  1. And soon we shall have the immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    But they will be divided by a contest for power, for whoever takes the head of another shall gain his might.

    I just hope they don't electrocute us all.

    1. Re:And soon we shall have the immortal by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

      But they will be divided by a contest for power, for whoever takes the head of another shall gain his might.

      But where will they find swords small enough to fit into their tiny little mouse paws?

    2. Re:And soon we shall have the immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The cocktail section of the local liquor store.

    3. Re:And soon we shall have the immortal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does the sun come up, or are the stars just pinholes in the curtain of night?

    4. Re:And soon we shall have the immortal by philip.paradis · · Score: 1

      I truly believe this is obligatory.

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    5. Re:And soon we shall have the immortal by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Just think, "Baby Boomer Immortality"!

      We shall be with you, forever.

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  2. and you all thought.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the singularity was gonna come from silicon.

    old > wise > profit

    1. Re:and you all thought.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the singularity was gonna come from silicon.

      old > wise > profit

      old > wise > collect underpants > ??? > profit

      There fixed it for you.

  3. Immortality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yet another lab test of effective life extending drugs. Which, like with the amount of transistors that can fit onto the same area of a computer chip, will probably exponentially increase in effectiveness.

    Oh, and mean time from such tests to a product on the market is 13 years.

    If you are younger than fifty, be prepared to live forever *(getting run over by a bus, spaceship, miniaturized black hole excepting). And remember to tell your non-existent great grand kids about retirement, because having kids will be outlawed due to over population.

    1. Re:Immortality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nembutal, my friend. Be prepared. Stock up.

    2. Re:Immortality by u38cg · · Score: 2

      Todays fun actuarial fact: if you strip out all biological causes of death, your life expectancy is about six thousand years (with, obviously, large variance).

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    3. Re:Immortality by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      The figures I had seen (a long time ago and I don't remember where) on that put the average somewhere between 600-1000 years. Again there was still a large amount of variation.

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    4. Re:Immortality by u38cg · · Score: 1

      It's hugely sensitive to local circumstances, because non-biological causes of death are low compared to other causes, and vary far more by country (lots more gunshot wounds in the US than the UK, for example). My figures are UK based, though I don't have a handy citation or know what the basis was, though I'd guess insured lives.

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    5. Re:Immortality by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      That is understandable as mine where US based. I doubt gunshot victims would have that much of an effect for the US number but something like heart disease, or diabetes both of which run rampant here because was a the home of the land whale would have a much greater effect. Insurance and actuarial tables are really quite dark and some what fascinating. I always like seeing the tables for AD&D (accidental death and dismemberment) where they put various prices on various body parts.

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    6. Re:Immortality by u38cg · · Score: 1

      Well, this is only talking about accidental death - not heart disease, etc. Accident rates are a fraction of biological cause rates except at young ages (10 or so), so the resulting life expectancy is much more sensitive.

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  4. That's great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    about mice not getting cancer. It makes it so much harder to scroll through websites when they do.

    1. Re:That's great news by CapOblivious2010 · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was my first thought - extending my mouse's lifespan would be great, because I hate trying to find another one when the buttons stop working or the wheel stutters.

      But NOOOOO, it's not anything useful like that - just some crap about making people live forever.

    2. Re:That's great news by Billlagr · · Score: 2

      Well there is one obvious side effect. They've lost their balls.

  5. THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2, Informative
    1. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Grond · · Score: 1

      No, the Harvard researchers didn't do the same thing. They genetically engineered mice to have short telomeres, inducing faster aging, and then reversed the process by reactivating telomerase. The mice didn't actually live longer than normal. By contrast, the researchers in this study used a single application of gene therapy to extend the lifespan of normal mice, and they did so using techniques that have already been used in humans to treat other conditions.

    2. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 0

      "No, the Harvard researchers didn't do the same thing. "

      Yes, they did. They used gene therapy to lengthen the telomeres. Exactly the same thing these folks did.

      The exact mice they did it to are irrelevant.

    3. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Grond · · Score: 5, Informative

      The Harvard researchers didn't use gene therapy to lengthen the telomeres. They engineered a knock-in allele encoding a 4-hydroxytamoxifen (4-OHT)-inducible telomerase reverse transcriptase-Estrogen Receptor (TERT-ER) under transcriptional control of the endogenous TERT promoter. Basically, the mice had short telomeres and the researchers could reactivate telomerase by administering 4-OHT. That's genetic engineering, not gene therapy in adult mice.

      Furthermore, the Harvard researchers showed the reversal of artificially-induced aging, but not an increase in lifespan. The researchers in this study demonstrated an increase in lifespan in normal mice.

      The Harvard study showed that improving telomerase activity could reverse or slow aging, but it didn't show how to actually accomplish this in normal, adult organisms. That's what the researchers in this study have done, at least in mice.

    4. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Immostlyharmless · · Score: 1

      Picked my way through the 2nd sentence, appreciate the detail and the absolute dumbing down of your statement for us laypeople without a degree in microbio. ;-)

    5. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, you are correct. I had that article mixed up with another one.

      But the basic concept is still not new. A few years ago some other scientists demonstrated that you can even lengthen telomeres via oral administration of a plant extract. I didn't believe that until I read the research paper, which was peer-reviewed.

    6. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Here is a link to an article in Scientific American about the guys I mentioned just above.

      The exact formula they make from astragalus (and possibly other sources?) they claim is made from several ingredients that they claim to have a synergistic effect. However, it is also astronomically expensive. But the main "active ingredient" is available on the open market at much more reasonable rates.

    7. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      By the way (and pardon the multiple posts... there are distractions here that keep pulling me away): the research published by the researchers at T.A. Sciences document a remarkable correlation between lengthened telomeres in the mice and longer lifespan (up to 40%), so that part was in fact demonstrated years ago, not just now.

      They also reported all the other effects that these researchers claim: a drastic decrease in age-related disorders, and renewed strength and coordination (as demonstrated by tightrope-walking experiments).

      So maybe the particular treatment is different, but the correlation between these effects and lengthened telomeres has in fact been well known for years now.

    8. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by joocemann · · Score: 1

      My dad hypothesized this in the early 80s. Theory and proof are far diffetent... the same goes for transgenic inducible expression vs gene therapy.... the prior is a proof of concept, the latter is the pudding.

    9. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "My dad hypothesized this in the early 80s. Theory and proof are far diffetent..."

      I did not say "hypothesis" or "speculation". Look elsewhere in this thread for a link I supplied. This research has been going on for years and is far from mere speculation.

    10. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you would agree that progress is progress, yes? Why are you so excited to discredit this? Do you have a horse in this race?

    11. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "But you would agree that progress is progress, yes? Why are you so excited to discredit this? Do you have a horse in this race?"

      You misunderstand me. I have no interest in discrediting this at all. On the contrary, it appears to reinforce past research into the same thing, and reach the same conclusions.

      And to me, that is all Good News. It just isn't so much "news".

    12. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They engineered a knock-in allele encoding a 4-hydroxytamoxifen (4-OHT)-inducible telomerase reverse transcriptase-Estrogen Receptor (TERT-ER) under transcriptional control of the endogenous TERT promoter.

      Yeah, well, that's just... just... your opinion, man.

    13. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by joocemann · · Score: 1

      The discovery of telomeres and telomerases preceded this by a couple decades... and the transgenic inducible preceded the gene therapy...my point is that its still novel and interesting despite your opinion that it isnt.

    14. Re:THIS IS NOT NEWS by P-niiice · · Score: 1

      They engineered a knock-in allele encoding a 4-hydroxytamoxifen (4-OHT)-inducible telomerase reverse transcriptase-Estrogen Receptor (TERT-ER) under transcriptional control of the endogenous TERT promoter.

      holy shit

  6. what about side effects? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    what about side effects?

    1. Re:what about side effects? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      You seem to get cursed with a very bad accent.

  7. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how do I get it?

    Posting AC because of Slashdot's Chrome bugs that mean you can't log in properly.

  8. This reminds me of the "calorie restriction" guy, who found out rats live 50% longer if they are fed less food then they actually need.

    So...they lived 3 years instead of 2.

    So...would a human gain 35 years...or 2?

    Same thing here.

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    1. Re:Rats! by rubycodez · · Score: 1, Funny

      uh huh, the very famous pioneer "calorie restriction guy" Roy Walford, found peace and serenity through his restricted diet he claimed was going to let him live until he was 120. Which is to say, he flopped over dead before reaching the average age of U.S. male. Eating gruel while everyone around him was enjoying wine, beefsteaks, and ice cream, he reaped his reward. what a dumb-ass.

    2. Re:Rats! by John+Bokma · · Score: 5, Informative

      Avg. life expectancy USA male: 75.6 (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_life_expectancy)

      Roy Walford died at age 79 of respiratory failure as a complication of amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s Disease). (source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Walford)

      Love your rage dripping between the lines, though

    3. Re:Rats! by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Mod up, nice catch. Americans especially need to accept the fact that the less you eat the longer you live... except that you must eat the right things, the right nutrients that does a body good.

    4. Re:Rats! by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Lying troll.

    5. Re:Rats! by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      This reminds me of the "calorie restriction" guy, who found out rats live 50% longer if they are fed less food then they actually need.

      So...they lived 3 years instead of 2.

      So...would a human gain 35 years...or 2?

      Same thing here.

      Or would the human quit the study because he was always hungry?

    6. Re:Rats! by AlXtreme · · Score: 1

      Except that the average life expectancy you quote is at birth... Roy was in his 40's when he started reducing his amount of calories, so his life expectancy would have been approaching 80 regardless of what he ate.

      Pass me the steak!

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    7. Re:Rats! by u38cg · · Score: 1
      The increase would be significant; much more than 2 but probably less than the 30-40 years implied by extrapolation.

      However, the point that is often missed here is that the calorific restriction involved is intolerable - it would leave you weak, lethargic, and with no quality of life. I can't remember the exact details, but it's of the order of 1000 calories a day for a man, less than half the standard recommended amount for weight maintainance.

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    8. Re:Rats! by dkf · · Score: 1

      Americans especially need to accept the fact that the less you eat the longer you live... except that you must eat the right things, the right nutrients that does a body good.

      And you've still got to be lucky as well as good. There are many things that can kill you even if you don't overeat (e.g., hungry alligators!) and there are plenty of diseases that don't normally kill but do make your life truly miserable. (Osteoarthritis is a classic example, both common and awkward to treat.)

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    9. Re:Rats! by John+Bokma · · Score: 1

      He died from complications caused by ALS, which might have been caused by an inherited defect on chromosome 21. Not something one fixes by a diet... While FALS is not common, it's unclear what causes ALS in the majority of cases. But there might even be an environmental factor, which could have played a role before he turned 40.

      Anyway GP claimed that "he flopped over dead before reaching the average age of U.S. male. ", which seems to contradict the data I found in Wikipedia.

    10. Re:Rats! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      absolutely false, only gross overeating affects life expectancy. underweight people have shorter lifespans too

  9. Too Late by sanman2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just make sure to get it before you reach the age of 1 or 2

  10. Don't fear the reaper by GeneralTurgidson · · Score: 2

    We keep trying to live longer, but I can't see a life past 90 being very comfortable or enjoyable. I think no amount of drugs or therapies can fix the human psyche--it wasn't made to last forever. The older you get, the crazier you become in most peoples eyes.

    1. Re:Don't fear the reaper by RedCard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sure, people lose some mental faculty as they age, but in my estimation it's far more likely because of physical degradation of the brain than a hand-waving concept like "degradation of psyche". Stop the physical degradation of the brain, and the mind will remain fresh.

    2. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But... dying has killed more people than all other illnesses combined! (the immortalist)

      If your brain and body are physically undamaged, there's no need to suffer or go crazy from old age.
      I think life past 90 will be quite different when we're 90. For most of us here that's still about 50-60 years off.

      And imagine the video games and pass-times that will be available!
      Even today, facebook and messenger are making retirement more enjoyable for our elders (those able/willing to use a computer).

    3. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Databass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd make an off-the-cuff guess that most people could extend their effective lifespans by 24% if they just got +20 minutes of moderate (heart rate up, light sweat) exercise each day. Cost? $0 and 20 minutes of time. Available to everyone, ready for mass implementation today. Compared to gene therapy, anyone could do the exercise today for nothing. And most won't even then.

    4. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      "The older you get, the crazier you become in most peoples eyes."

      Tell that to people like Albert Einstein, Richard Feynman, Stephen Hawking, etc., etc. ...

      Sure, some people go crazy or get cantankerous. Others gain wisdom and give damned good advice. I don't think generalizing is going to go very far here.

    5. Re:Don't fear the reaper by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We keep trying to live longer, but I can't see a life past 90 being very comfortable or enjoyable. The older you get, the crazier you become in most peoples eyes.

      I look back on neighbors and family who lived well into their nineties --- at home, mentally alert and physically active until very near the end. It has me thinking that it is the contempt the young have for the old that is vain and mad.

    6. Re:Don't fear the reaper by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      I'd make an off-the-cuff guess that most people could extend their effective lifespans by 24% if they just got +20 minutes of moderate (heart rate up, light sweat) exercise each day. Cost? $0 and 20 minutes of time. Available to everyone, ready for mass implementation today. Compared to gene therapy, anyone could do the exercise today for nothing. And most won't even then.

      So this would increase life expectancy from 78 to 96? I'm not buying it.

    7. Re:Don't fear the reaper by longk · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why not? My grandma is 90+ and still happily alive. She lives alone and spends lots of time online Facebook-ing and Skype-ing the many people she's got to know during her long life and meets up with some of them every now and then. The only help she receives is a maid doing some of the heavier cleaning tasks two times a week.

      My only fear at that age would be outliving all my close friends and family, but if my grandma is anything like I can expect for myself I'm certainly not worried about physical or mental issues.

    8. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not to mention...
      (20 Minutes * 365 days * 63 employable years) = 459900 minutes / 60 minutes per hour = 7665 hours of exercise.

      7665 hours * $8 (minimum wage) = $61320. If the treatment costs less than $61000, it is cheaper to have the treatment than it is to exercise.

      If you make even $25/hour, a $150000 procedure is cost effective.

    9. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Billlagr · · Score: 1

      Assuming that you're giving up 20 minutes of productive work time, rather than 20 minutes of ass-sitting couch potato time

    10. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a lot of work. I have gold to farm.

    11. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Belial6 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Either way, you are doing work. You can either do the work for money, and pay cash for your results, or you can do the manual labor yourself. It becomes a question of whether it is more profitable to be employed by someone else, or be self employed for the task of extending life. Depending on the cost of the procedure and the earning capabilities of the individual, the implication that exercise is the better choice is misguided.

    12. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Fjandr · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately, at least in the US, it would be more like think of Thurmond, Byrd, and Stevens. We'd have to start actively killing off politicians.

    13. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My theory on this is marketing. I mean think about it, the traditional attitude of the young towards the old in most cultures is of respect for their knowledge and experience, but the "MTV generation" run right up to their 30s with a sneer on their face for anyone older. I reckon its the product of an intense and massive focus on youth culture deliberately fostered by marketing executives who know full well that what they are selling is crap, and the only way they can sell it is if the young are seperated from the older, stronger, wiser population who would rightly advise them to keep their money in their pockets.

    14. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately, at least in the US, it would be more like think of Thurmond, Byrd, and Stevens. We'd have to start actively killing off politicians."

      Hahahaha. Somebody please mod this up. I am laughing way too hard. Tears of truth.

    15. Re:Don't fear the reaper by arobatino · · Score: 1

      Most people do tend to become mentally lazy with age, since it's tempting to use experience rather than reason as a bludgeon to win arguments ("I was doing this before you were born"). It's avoidable but it requires work, just like physical exercise.

    16. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I think it depends on the person, especially if they are still active or not. On my mother's side of the family they are all fairly sedentary and even though they seem to have good genes for living long they are basically 1 foot in the grave for 20 years. My father's side of the family is quite different, they probably have average to slightly above average genes for longevity but they stay active. I had a great aunt who made it 98 and was bowling almost up until the day she died, it was pneumonia that got her and she ended up in the hospital last winter. My grandfather mad it to 91 and was in great shape until he got pneumonia ended up in the hospital, got some awful infection that kept him there for another 3 months confined to a bed and after that he still made it another 3 years but was never the same. My grandmother is turning 90 later this week and is still very active. She has given up driving as she no longer has the reaction time or as good of eyesight that she use to, but then most of the family lives fairly close (I am the farthest at ~40 minutes). She still gardens, volunteers at the local nature center and library, cooks and reads.

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    17. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      I would agree. Having seen what happens to an elderly person when they go from an active lifestyle to a sedentary one with my grandfather it shouldn't be all that surprising. My grandfather played golf every day he could (we live in Minnesota so 6 months of the year you can't) and every morning did the RCMP exercise routine (stretching, pushups, vigorous walking, and other relatively light exercises). He cough pneumonia, ended up in the hospital where he got some even more awful infection and was confined to a bed for 3 months. He was never the same after that yet kept on for another 3 years and died at 81. My great aunt who died last winter made it to 98 and bowled every day almost up to her last day, she also died of pneumonia in the hospital. Now on my mothers side one of my uncles died last year at 63, his hobby was watching TV and he worked driving electric carts around the Denver air port. Yes I know the are antidotes but the night and day difference as well as some of the stuides I have seen around this would indicate that there is something to remaining active in your later years.

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    18. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      True. My grandfather really like games of all sorts, especially card games. He was the one who taught me how to count cards as well as how to gamble right. He read a phenomenal amount as well as remained physically active until he ended up in the hospital. After the long stay in the hospital it was all down hill for him.

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    19. Re:Don't fear the reaper by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      63 employable years?! Heck I started working at 12 and hope I don't work for 63 years. But anyway -

      That would only be if the procedure takes less than 20 minutes. The reality of any procedure of even just prescription currently is that you must take a day off work or give up a day, pay the gas/bus fare/etc. to the doctor/hospital, sit in the waiting room for 20 minutes+, then have the procedure done or the doctor check you out, then pay the gas/bus fare/etc. to drive home and maybe to the drug store. So unless someone is driving to homes doing the procedure at no additional cost, the procedure can be done in less than 20 minutes, AND it cost enough less than $150000 to make up for the time it takes to do the procedure, it is more cost effective to exercise for 20 minutes. And then of course you'd have to have a time machine to ensure the procedure was an option by the time you needed it. How much does a time machine cost?

    20. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Apples to Apples. The exercise side of the equation is what defined the years of work. With exercise, you can't accrue effort. With paying cash for a procedure you could work 40 minutes a day and be done in 62 years. I chose 15 as the age to start working because if I had chosen 12, even MORE people would have complained. Starting at 12 would just reduce the end year you needed to work.

      With your second paragraph, you are just rationalizing. The only way the procedure would need to be under 20 minutes would be if it had to be done daily. Most medical procedures do not. If it is just a shot, it could be less than an hour. If it is part of standard physicals, it could add less then 5 minutes to the time it takes. I'll give you that the time it takes for the procedure should be accounted for if it is significant, but that would just subtract the few hundred dollars off the equation.

    21. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $8 (minimum wage)

      What? In Minnesota that's $6.15 an hour (...thanks, Google).

      I have an annoying, albeit excercise filled job where I can easily work up a sweat just by picking up the pace slightly. I also make more than $8/hour, so I could probably do both "treatments" someday.

      That said, I hope to someday lower my life expectancy, by starting my own business. And I smoke. *doh!*

      Cancer as a side-effect of gene therapy?

      Eventually, when medical researchers discover how to cure cancer with tailored diseases the nagging question about whether it causes cancer can mostly be dismissed. In the sense people wont have to worry about cancer as a consequence (as much) if it becomes effectively treatable.

    22. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're male, your grandmother's example is no help for you. You will degrade faster and die younger. If you're female, your chances are much better that you will emulate her.

    23. Re:Don't fear the reaper by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      Starting at 15 and working for 62 years is still a longass time... though I suppose it wouldn't seem as bad if life were longer. But once you start focusing more than 20 minutes a day on it, you have to start looking at it in terms of life enjoyment worth rather than financial worth. Is it more enjoyable to spend 40 minutes a day at my job, or to spend 20 minutes a day exercising? But of course that will vary depending on how much each person likes their job, and if they get to leave 40 minutes early if they choose or if they would be working that 40 minutes anyway.

      Oh, and the procedure would have to make you feel as good now as if you exercised daily to be worth it in terms of life enjoyment.

    24. Re:Don't fear the reaper by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I agree that personal enjoyment of job and exercise would need to be factored in, as well as how much or little exercise would make you feel good. The 62 years being a long time is actually an argument in favor of a medical procedure over exercise, as exercise must be spread out over a long time, while work can be bunched into a shorter span with longer sessions.

      Either way, exercise is not really 'Free' if your time has any value. Thus it isn't a question of costly procedure or free exercise. It wouldn't likely even be consistant on which is more expensive between people since different people have different earning potentials.

  11. And why exactly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..do we want to live longer ?!!

    1. Re:And why exactly.. by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      you're right, there's no point in it unless we can fuck hot young women until the end.

    2. Re:And why exactly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn. Better start investing....

    3. Re:And why exactly.. by yndrd1984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      you're right, there's no point in it unless we can fuck hot young women until the end.

      If they don't age, why would we care if they're young?

      The looks and energy of an 18 year old combined with the fertility and experience of a 918 year old sounds like the perfect combination to me!

    4. Re:And why exactly.. by wurp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Do you want to die today?

      You won't tomorrow, either.

    5. Re:And why exactly.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, it doesn't matter at all, that is what we have viagara and other drugs for. We can do what we want sexually until a ripe old age of 150 perhaps. The largest problem of course is that the users of slashdot getting a women in their prime is difficult, can you imagine the dorks of the world trying to get women at the age of 120?

      "hey baby, want to go back to my place and check out my original and full sized Obi wan poster? Its full sized unlike something else until I pop this pill."

      I don't think that is an issue worth considering, but then again as a joke, we all know that even dorks mature somewhat as they age. Perhaps this plus viagara will make it statistically possible for the nerds and the dorks of the world to not die virgins? Ah well, we can only hope. This is what science should be studying in conjection with this! now that is news that matters.

    6. Re:And why exactly.. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "you're right, there's no point in it unless we can fuck hot young women until the end."

      I'll be here. For a l--o--n--g time.

    7. Re:And why exactly.. by Fjandr · · Score: 1

      The paradigm of how life is lived will change drastically once we find a way to extend life by a significant percentage in one fell swoop. Depending on how things shake out, the question of whether you want to die today, tomorrow, or any day may well become irrelevant.

    8. Re:And why exactly.. by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      918 year old? So, thats a what G^34GILF? A GGILF to the 34th degree?

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      "Long time listener, first time caller."
    9. Re:And why exactly.. by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1

      918 year old? So, thats a what G^34GILF? A GGILF to the 34th degree?

      If she really had 34 generations of progeny, I'd call her a MEILF - referencing mitochondrial Eve.

  12. your chronological age will still increase by sanman2 · · Score: 2

    no cancer is a pretty good side effect, tho

    how about just making some stem cells from a tissue sample, and then treating them with the telomerase virus, and then injecting them back into you?

    1. Re:your chronological age will still increase by catmistake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      no cancer is a pretty good side effect, tho

      It's not widely known that everyone has cancer. Shocking at first, but its not really that big of a deal. When we're young, we slough off cancer cells easily (I think they are digested... but I'm not an oncologist or anything) and they are replaced by healthy cells. As we get older, the ability to slough off cancer cells decreases, and when too many cells are cancerous, that's generally considered "having cancer." I think if people realized this fact of biology, there wouldn't be as much fear involved when cancer is diagnosed. I think by now the evidence is more than anacdotal that the right, positive frame of mind goes a long way in healing the body.

    2. Re:your chronological age will still increase by sanman2 · · Score: 2

      but when cancer is diagnosed, it means we have too many cancer cells to slough off - and that can often be fatal

      some of how you feel may be related to frame of mind, but the basic stuff is really based on physiological health - like whether you have cancer or not

    3. Re:your chronological age will still increase by durrr · · Score: 3, Informative

      What you mean to say is that everyones suffer constant genetic damage that in the absence of cell cycle checkpoints and DNA repair mechanism and improper regulation of apoptosis(cellular selfdestruction) and whatnot else would most likely lead to cancer in a short time.

      Some people actually have cancers that are contained and are free from symtoms, but this should be detected and treated as the very hallmark of cancer is their tissue-invasive and metetastatic properties, so given time, they will try their best to kill you if left alone.

      But no, everyone do not have cancer.

    4. Re:your chronological age will still increase by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      I believe the grandparent is most likely misinterpreting the observation that most men die with prostate cancer. In the vast majority of cases, something else kills them before the cancer. One of the interesting effects of increased screening in the USA is that, early on, a lot of people underwent treatments that turned out to be more dangerous than the cancer. Now, doctors are a lot more willing to recommend just ignoring it.

      His comment most likely is true of rats. Pretty much all rats that don't starve, get caught in traps, or killed by predators die of cancer. For them, a very high mutation rate has been a good species survival trait, because it's meant that they quickly develop resistance to poisons (there's a good chance that one or two members will be immune to anything that the pack encounters) and the cost of a reduced lifespan is worth it, especially since a faster turn-over of generations helps with the rate of evolution.

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    5. Re:your chronological age will still increase by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      It's not no cancer.

      Some other methods increased youthfulness but increased the cancer rate as well.

      This one doesn't increase the cancer rate- but you can still get cancer.

      --
      She was like chocolate when she drank... semi-sweet at first and then increasingly bitter.
    6. Re:your chronological age will still increase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I thought most commercial rat poison was just concentrated Warfarin? It prevents blood clots by soaking up vitamin K (essential to clotting chemistry). Makes getting bruises and cuts, etc, a lot more interesting. If you ingest enough of it, you'll hemmorage internally and die. Same happens to mice and rats, who have similar blood chemistry to our own. It would be really interesting to see a rat/mouse which had developed a tolerance to Warfarin. That would likely mean they have an alternate clotting pathway that is not dependent on vitamin K. (could maybe lead to better treatments or understanding of bleeding disorders) Or their body produces some other chemical that the Warfarin reacts with in preferance to vitamin K. (Could lead to a more effective and immediate antidote then simply injecting large amounts of vitamin K). Either one would be worth something to Big Pharma.

      That was kind of an aside.

      (Note, I am not a doctor, OR a rat poison expert. Do not ingest rat poison in lieu of your medication.)

    7. Re:your chronological age will still increase by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone older than thirty one is certainly a pre cancer survivor.

  13. awesome news!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mice everywhere must be celebrating this good news.

    -dirtbag

  14. Obligatory by ZipprHead · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I for one welcome my new immortal mouse king

  15. Compound interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If lifespans become significantly longer, we can do away with Social Security (wouldn't be able to afford it, anyway). People can just put a bunch of money in the bank when they're young and let the wonder of compound interest make them rich in their later years. And, 80's glam rock will be around forever!

  16. Better, healthier genes = longer life by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Who'd have thought it?

    --
    "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
  17. Anyone else thinking of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Quiet Place", by Richard Maynard?

    1. Re:Anyone else thinking of... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also The Hunted by Alex Shearer - age therapy leads to long lives but also poor fertility - children become rare and so traded as commodities, Kinderknappers are the scary bogeyman around every corner

  18. Waste of Taxpayer $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I really don't need mice that live longer. I need them to find a gene therapy to KILL mice. What's the point of this?

    1. Re:Waste of Taxpayer $$$ by Nemyst · · Score: 1

      Fruit flies.

    2. Re:Waste of Taxpayer $$$ by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Lmfao.... reminds me of the sheer ignorance that McCain snd Palin demonstrated regarding fruit flies. good poke.

    3. Re:Waste of Taxpayer $$$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What was it? I don't remember that.

    4. Re:Waste of Taxpayer $$$ by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I can't believe Im responding to an AC, but the point is so powerful its worth it.

      McCain and Palin were adamant about cutting research programs and were vocal in the campaign trail about cuts on fruitfly research. At one point, in response to inquiry on spending cuts, McCain said "I don't know why we're spending money researching fruitflies" in the context of cutting that funding.

      First off, if you dont know *why*, you should find out first. Secondly, fruitfly research is responsible for some of the greatest discoveries of our time. Thirdy, in direct context, we discovered the Chromosome in fruitflies, Palin's son has an extra chromosome, and the scientific basis for understanding Downs syndrome all relies on the fruitfly research that preceded.

      Again, a great example of ignorance without humility and the ridiculous mistakes and ideas that follow. Most of the public missed this very important point - that McCain, as a proud and ignorant Maverick, would not 'know why' and make reckless choices.

  19. Sorry, it had to be said. by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Long Live our new cheese eating over lords!

    --
    If my comment didn't sound as good in your head as it did in mine, then I guess we all know who's to blame
  20. If we really want mice to live longer ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If we really want mice to live longer ...
    shouldn't we ban mousetraps?

  21. Which mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I read the title I wasn't sure if they meant a computer mouse or a biological mouse. I'm sort of disappointed to find they mean the biological creature.

    1. Re:Which mouse by s0nicfreak · · Score: 1

      Would you really want your rollerball mouse to still be alive?

    2. Re:Which mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stocked up on Logitech Trackman Wheel trackballs in anticipation of their eventual discontinuation. So, not exactly a rollerball mouse, but "Yes".

      - T

  22. A little late.. by Meatbucket · · Score: 1

    but this would would have been great news for Roy Batty

    1. Re:A little late.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, The EMS3 combination wouldn't have worked, mutant colonies and all that.

  23. Re:Increase in cancer by khallow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They report no statistical increase in cancer, but an absence of signal is not a signal of absence, and the methods alone should clue you in.

    I guess my tolerance for cute sayings as explanations has declined as my crotchetiness has increased. The phrase you are looking for is "small sample size". Glancing at the rear of the article:

    Separate groups of mice were tail-vein injected with 2*10^12 (viral genomes)/animal of either AAV9-GFP, AAV9-mTERT or AAV9-mTERTDN, a catalytically inactive form of mTERT (Sachsinger et al, 2001), at 420 days (AAV9-GFP, n=14 [50% males and 50% females]; AAV9- mTERT, n=21 [52% males and 48% females]; AAV9-mTERT-DN, n=17 [53% males and 47% females]) or either AAV9-GFP and AAV9- mTERT 720 days (AAV9-GFP, n=14 [58% males and 42% females]; AAV9-mTERT, n=23 [52% males and 48% females] of age. All mice are of a >95% C57BL6 background. Longevity comparisons were always made within the same mouse cohort to avoid minimal possible differences in genetic background between the groups.

    They had five samples from 14 to 23 in size. That's a bit slim for some of the claims they make such as the bit about cancer.

  24. Re:Increase in cancer by LateArthurDent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They report no statistical increase in cancer, but an absence of signal is not a signal of absence

    What...the...fuck?

    You took something you heard people legitimately saying about certain inferences and used in a way that is not legitimate.

    Here's an example that is legitimate. A cold will sometimes, but not always, be accompanied by a cough. Therefore a researcher could be trying to examine the incidence of colds by examining the incidence of coughs. Because it's entirely possible to have colds without coughs, you may then legitimately claim that the absence of the signal, the cough, is not a signal of the absence of colds. It's sufficiently correlated that it is a useful metric, but it is not a sufficient metric to draw strong conclusions. The absence of coughs are, however, most certainly indicative of the absence of coughs

    No statistical increase in cancer most certainly means no statistical increase in cancer (I'm a member of the tautology club!). It is possible that the the lack in statistical significance was an anomaly (and just how probable an anomaly that would be is quantifiable, and I'm sure is quantified in the paper in the form of a p-value), but it is certainly indicative of no increases in cancer. That is exactly what they were measuring.

  25. whatcouldpossiblygowrong by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag? This story sounds like the beginning of a Michael Crichton novel and we all know how those end. Joe Haldeman's Old Twentieth also had something like this called the Becker-Cendrek process. Made you immortal. Somehow I don't think it would be too difficult to get human volunteers for this one.

    --
    Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
  26. I'll bet Aubrey de gray is dancing wherever he is by KaiLoi · · Score: 2

    He' been saying that telomerase lengthening is a good area of research for life extension for years and years. It's good to see one of his 7 therepudic targets for immortality verified.

  27. Interesting science isn't always such a good idea by catmistake · · Score: 1

    Maybe if we had the resources to sustain an enourmous population... but we already have an enourmous global population... and there's a serious energy crisis, as well as ... polution, global temperatures... etc.

    Maybe scientists should be figuring a way to make people live shorter, but far better quality lives. I kid... of course. But quality of life is important, and as the population increases, so does competition for limited resources, and individual quality of life will decrease. If we suddenly have a way to easily allow humans to have an average life expectency of 110, how are we going to support a population growth like that? I guess we'll have to increase all the milestone ages... age of concent, drinking age, voting age, and retirement age... maybe make celebacy trendy somehow... really start giving gays and lesbians huge incentives... and start heavily taxing marriage and procreation.

  28. Re:I'll bet Aubrey de gray is dancing wherever he by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many people have been saying it for years; unlike him, many of them then spent those years actually trying to prove it instead of just talking and writing about what other people should do

  29. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    The value of being first to publish is wat youre talking about. Clearly the lab will reproduce the scenario dozens of times on hundreds of mice as they pursue further refining/expansion of this very interesting technique.

  30. Re:Increase in cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Massively slim for aging research in mice actually.

  31. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Population increases have been leveling off faster than just about anybody predicted. Rates are down in Africa, China, India (the worst "offenders" of recent history).

    Granted, things will probably get worse before they get better, but I just don't see the population apocalypse that others in the past have predicted, actually happening.

    According to census figures, if it were not for immigration, the population of the U.S. would actually be lower today than 10 years ago.

  32. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

    "The value of being first to publish is wat youre talking about."

    Except that they aren't. See the Scientific American article I linked to way up above. Others have been studying lengthened telomeres (achieved by other means) for many years now, and none of them have reported any increase in cancer rates. Quite the opposite, in fact.

    Some of the research suggests that short telomeres might actually be a factor in causing cancer, or helping it to grow.

  33. 1 yr. in mice = 20 in people so cancer may come. by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    (Sorry about the abbreviations). A friend of mine pointed out that extending the life of a mouse by say 25 percent cancer free may not do the same when extending the life of a human by 25 percent.

    The reason of course is because if it takes say 3 years for a cancer to develop because of this therapy (given to the mice when they were adults), the mice would still have died of other causes before the cancer could kill them (a 25 percent increase in a mouse's lifespan is only about a year). Whereas with people, if the therapy causes cancer just 3 years after the treatment then they have really got a problem because the therapy (should hopefully) make them live 20 years longer.

    Still I am hopeful for this (or other treatments) to hopefully add on a decade or two of (very hopefully) healthy life to my lifespan. As my friend also pointed out, even a modest increase in lifespan will absolutely wreck every social safety net and pension. Perhaps there will be legislation correcting this saying, perhaps, if you elect to get this treatment you agree that your benefits won't kick in for another decade or two.

    Working longer (or being poorer) is still preferable to dying younger.

  34. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You probably know that, in most developed countries population actually decreases. And most of women giving birth are young. So population growth almost independent of number of people dying. So if you want to control population growth you need to educate African and Asian women so they give birth later in life. Death of old people on the other side of Earth is irrelevant to number of children born in Sub Saharian Africa.

    Resources are plenty. Even peak oil is a myth. It's just very damn cheap oil not so cheap anymore. And if we give solar energy decade we will get clean water in every place on Earth, which will lead to drop in child mortality, which will lead to decrease in typical family size, which will solve "overpopulation" problem.

  35. The Problem with lifespan extension by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Is that the extension takes place on the wrong end of life. I don't want to die at 200 years old. I want to live at 25 for 200 years.

    In any event, we better be used to starvation diets if such things come to pass. If the Duggars and the Octomom and Kate Gosselian prove, it is impossible to keep people from irresponsibly overpopulating the world.

    But let's say that we extend human lifespan to say 200 years. Is this increased lifespan going to be one in which everyone is healthy in a youthful manner until they clock out? Probably not. More likely they will have a growing, young adult, middle age, and old age similar to now, just with each portion extended.

    There will probably be greatly increased chances of becoming ill with Cancer, or various brain degenerative diseases. That just as a result of living longer.

    But the real kicker is that the old age and death part is likely to be drawn out over many more years than it is now. My mother in law spent the last ten years of her life as a dementia patient - interestingly enough, this was a person who "did everything right, no smoking, no drinking, etc. But it might stand to reason if a lifespan is tripled, she might have expected to spend 30 years that way. Let's cut off a third of that, and say 20.

    I really have to say that you do NOT want to spend 20 years in a nursing home, shitting in adult diapers, incontinent, only knowing who you are or anyone around you 5 percent of the time. Having a prescription list that looks like a big day at the grocery store. And one of them, a drug tho more or less mitigate the dementia symptoms. Which just drags out the heartbreak another 5 years or so.

    Hell, if I had an inkling that that was my fate, I'd take a reduction in lifespan as a more than even tradeoff.

    I've seen our futures, and it ain't pretty.

    --
    The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    1. Re:The Problem with lifespan extension by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Duggars and the Octomom and Kate Gosselian prove

      Their children average out to a negative number when the nation as a whole is counted. If you are going to extrapolate from single individuals, any people that don't have kids are even worse, as their breeding practices would end the human race with their generation.

    2. Re:The Problem with lifespan extension by wrook · · Score: 1

      It's easy to get discouraged when watching a loved one live through that. Personally I think our paliative care options are too limited.

      But it's important to remember that many people live long and active lives with very little problems. My grandfather died at 72 as each of his organs started to fail one after the other. It took him a very long time to die in a horrible, painful way. But my father, who is turning 70 this year, still rides his bike 60-70 km at a go, up and down mountains. He plays 18 holes of golf 3 days a week and actually wins local curling tournaments. Certaily he isn't as spry as he was when he was younger, but he's healthier than a lot of people half his age. I rather suspect he'll get hit by a truck long before he loses his faculties.

      Death is inevitable; a long debilitating decline into death is much less so. Don't give up.

    3. Re:The Problem with lifespan extension by AlamedaStone · · Score: 1

      Sure, sure, all of that is scary. But think of the ultra-porn!

      --
      "All these years believing you're the signified monkey, only to find out you're just a big hunk of nobody cares."
    4. Re:The Problem with lifespan extension by compro01 · · Score: 1

      In any event, we better be used to starvation diets if such things come to pass. If the Duggars and the Octomom and Kate Gosselian prove, it is impossible to keep people from irresponsibly overpopulating the world.

      Even with those people, The USA, Canada, and just about all of Europe have had birth rates well below replacement for a few decades now (The USA hasn't had a birth rate above replacement since the late 60s). Immigration is the only way population is growing around here.

      --
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  36. Re:Increase in cancer by khallow · · Score: 1

    And the results might survive the larger sample size.

  37. Gravy Train by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wanted to question why DNA could possibly affect the lifespan of my wireless mouse, but I'm just going to look the other way and save on batteries.

  38. the racket of oncology by Thunder_Princes · · Score: 0

    Look up otto warburg. Or more recently look up brian peskin connecting the dots of warburgs work and the "modern" diet. Cancer cells appear from lack of cellular oxygenation which is promoted by our food stuffs, the ones your great grandparents would not be able to identify as food.

  39. Alpha Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory Alpha Century reference: The longevity vaccine: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdCB9yE9Hcc

  40. Re:Increase in cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Correlation... is... not... causation...

    They do not report on cancer statistics to increase the signal is not the lack of a sign

  41. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

    I guess we'll have to increase all the milestone ages... age of concent, drinking age, voting age, and retirement age... maybe make celebacy trendy somehow... really start giving gays and lesbians huge incentives... and start heavily taxing marriage and procreation.

    Marriage and procreation are taxing enough as it is.

  42. Re:1 yr. in mice = 20 in people so cancer may come by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Unless 1 year in mice = 1 year in people.

  43. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by catmistake · · Score: 1

    I guess we'll have to increase all the milestone ages... age of concent, drinking age, voting age, and retirement age... maybe make celebacy trendy somehow... really start giving gays and lesbians huge incentives... and start heavily taxing marriage and procreation.

    Marriage and procreation are taxing enough as it is.

    Well said, but I don't believe a word of it. One can only go so far alone.

  44. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by longk · · Score: 1

    While some resources are indeed really limited, many others are limited artificially only. Scarcity and poverty are necessary components of our current economy. If a scientist would invent a "quality enhancer" tomorrow, what do you think would happen? Exactly, it would sell at high prices to rich people (or those with expensive insurance plans) first.

  45. Re:Increase in cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that's actually alot of mice for a study of this nature. They must have had really good funding to get that many actually. most of the articles that i've read about stem cells use around 25 mice total. The explanation that i got was that the animal cruelty people are hounding the bioethics people to cut down on the number of sacrificed animals.

  46. Let the mouse die! by wagonlips · · Score: 2

    Bring on the advanced haptic interface now!

  47. Hey Kids - Get out and VOTE now! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    With all the government entitlement spending being put on the "credit card" of "future generations", don't forget to raise the MAXIMUM benefit age along with the raising the MINIMUM benefit age. No sense in creating more pesky loopholes to deal with later...

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  48. Nice and believable study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im a bit sceptical that just lenghtening of the telomerase will cause such a result. But hey....i looked over the paper (which is open access btw so thats awesome!). And things seem to be in order.

    also the vector is a good choice. Adeno associated virus is a very good and safe choice when making gene delivery.

    So im gonna go out to my office now and print that article and will enjoy reading in depth tonight after lecture (Evening saved!)

  49. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

    But quality of life is important

    Significantly delaying the onset of age-related diseases is one of the biggest contributors to quality of life I can imagine. And if we have to work an extra twenty years for an additional twenty years of youth and health ... well, that's a tradeoff I'd certainly be willing to make, and I expect a whole bunch of other people would feel the same.

    There wouldn't be any need to delay the age of adulthood as you suggest. We'd just have longer, healthier, more productive, and all-around better adult lives. Sign me up.

    --
    The correlation between ignorance of statistics and using "correlation is not causation" as an argument is close to 1.
  50. Damn, Mice get all the best shit! by phrackthat · · Score: 1

    n/t

  51. Great! by PixetaledPikachu · · Score: 1

    This is good news as Diablo III is around the corner. I have lost 2 good mice the last time they released a Diablo game. Oh... you mean real mouse?

  52. Good news for Diablo players by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad they are doing something to extend the lifespan of my mice... I can't recall how many of them I've lost while playing Diablo 2.

  53. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is science for the 1% on top. We won't be able to afford it.

  54. Fruit flies ... by Taco+Cowboy · · Score: 1

    Fruit flies.

    Time flies like arrow

    Fruit flies like ?

    --
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    1. Re:Fruit flies ... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      Fruit flies like a banana.

      --
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    2. Re:Fruit flies ... by Defenestrar · · Score: 1

      I used to be a scientist, but then I got hit by a quantum fruit fly arrow... ?

    3. Re:Fruit flies ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fruit flies.
      ./ barfs "This exact comment has already been posted. Try to be more original..."

  55. Re: wrong life expectancy tables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the first line of your link (emphasis mine):

    This is a list of countries by life expectancy at birth.

    To properly counter GP's life expectancy quip, you need to find life expectancy tables for adult males of an age near where Walford was presumably healthy (i.e. not known to have ALS).

    However, we all know GP was trolling anyway, since ALS is not known to be caused by diet, and a sample size of 1 is worthless.

    Carry on!

  56. A more interesting story would be by Bozzio · · Score: 1

    "Gene Therapy Extends Mouse Wingspan"

    --
    I just pooped your party.
  57. Re:Sorry, it had to be said. by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

    Life is measured, not in the number of breaths you take, but in the number of cheeses that take your breath away.

    --
    If my comment didn't sound as good in your head as it did in mine, then I guess we all know who's to blame
  58. Re:Interesting science isn't always such a good id by u38cg · · Score: 1

    The lifespan of all humans everywhere won't increase by 25 years in a blink. It will take many, many years just until such a therapy becomes available to rich-world citizens, never mind the population as a whole. We'll have time to make the cultural adaptions necessary.

    --
    [FUCK BETA]
  59. The rats .... by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    The rats that can afford the cheese will come out of the woodwork, congress will pass a law to make it all illegal in the USA, and life with death will go on for US and EU.

    --
    Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?
  60. Re:Increase in cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > (I'm a member of the tautology club, which includes me as a member!)

    FTFY.

  61. Re:Increase in cancer by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Maybe the animal cruelty people should volunteer themselves as test subjects instead.

  62. Next steps by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    1 Put incold virus.
    2 Release in wild
    3 Watch the fun begin

    Imagine the fights for resources when everybody lives 10-20 years longer absent injury or infectious disease.

  63. Re:Don't fear the reaper - bad calculation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't sum monetary values that occur in different time periods; In order to compare them, you have to discount them to the present.
    consider it as an annuity, with an annual real return of 6% (which is about what good investment managers can do after fees and inflation):

    i = .06/365 (daily discount rate)
    C = $25/3 (wage for 20 minutes)
    n = 365 * 40 (I'm using a more reasonable 40 as employable years, not 63)

    therefore: cost of exercise =C*(1-(1+i)^-n)/i = $46,094.64
    (explanation here: http://www.investopedia.com/terms/p/present-value-annuity.asp)

    If the cost of this magical therapy was less than $46,000 and was available right now, it would be a good buy. Assuming you didn't need the money for food, shelter, etc - which also promote your health and increase your life span. Also assuming that you had gainful employment available for every waking moment, and did not otherwise have 20 minutes available per day to exercise.

  64. Eating buckeyballs doubles rat life expectancy by bhlowe · · Score: 2

    This story is more interesting..
    From http://www.33rdsquare.com/2012/04/eating-buckyballs-double-rat-life.html
    Scientists at the University of Paris and colleagues fed the molecule fullerene (C60 or “buckyballs”) dissolved in olive oil to rats and found it almost doubles their lifespan, with no chronic toxicity.
    The results suggest that the effect of C60, an antioxidant, on lifespan is mainly due to the attenuation of age-associated increases in oxidative stress, according to the researchers. Moreover, the researchers speculate that a longer treatment could have generated even longer lifespans.
    ...
    “C60 can be administered orally, and as it is now produced in tons, it is no longer necessary to resort to its water-soluble derivatives, which are difficult to purify and, in contrast to pristine C60, may be toxic.

  65. Why no cancer-free humans? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    From the article: "In 2007, Blasco's group demonstrated that it was feasible to prolong the lives of transgenic mice, whose genome had been permanently altered at the embryonic stage, by causing their cells to express telomerase and, also, extra copies of cancer-resistant genes. These animals live 40% longer than is normal and do not develop cancer."

    Why can't we have cancer free humans based on this research?

  66. Re:Increase in cancer by Hatta · · Score: 1

    People who do biomedical research on mice have to have their research approved by an Institutional Animal Care and Use Committee (IACUC). As part of the approval, the researcher has to justify the numbers of animals used. To do that, the researcher performs a power analysis, matching the number of animals to the experimental design.

    If you actually look into power analysis you might be surprised at how few animals you need. It's certainly not the case that you can just look at the sample size and declare them "a bit slim" without carefully examining the experimental design.

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  67. Re:Sorry, it had to be said. by Apothem · · Score: 1

    I thought we were in some kind of mouse-induced experiment on humans? To my knowledge, they've been lord over us for a while now.

  68. Getting off your ass has perks. by gumpish · · Score: 1

    It's worth noting that exercise may have other benefits which gene therapy may not provide.

    Improved endurance.
    Improved mood.
    Improved sleep patterns.
    Improved physical appearance.

    These have value too.

    And some people even find they ENJOY exercise, once they get in shape.

    1. Re:Getting off your ass has perks. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      If you ENJOY it, then it isn't work, but for a very large percentage of the population it is work, and is not enjoyable. The rest of that may be true, but doesn't change the fact that calling 20 minutes of exercise a day "free" is completely untrue, and possibly very expensive.

  69. Re:Increase in cancer by avandesande · · Score: 1

    There are chemical markers that they are looking at to show per-cancerous states, much like measuring PTSA for evidence of prostate cancer. They are measuring these markers, not counting tumors.

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  70. Re:Increase in cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are chemical markers that they are looking at to show per-cancerous states, much like measuring PTSA for evidence of prostate cancer. They are measuring these markers, not counting tumors.

    Are you sure? Since they're measuring life-span, I figured they'd just wait until the animal died, and then figure out if it died of a type of cancer after the fact.

  71. Re:Increase in cancer by khallow · · Score: 1

    It's certainly not the case that you can just look at the sample size and declare them "a bit slim" without carefully examining the experimental design.

    I don't buy it. Sure, experimental design can help compensate to a point for small sample size and bad experiment design can destroy the value of an experiment no matter how large. But the researchers are trying to make a number of disparate conclusions based on less than 100 rodents. I doubt they'll be able to see cancer risk increases in the low double digits, for example.

  72. Re:Sorry, it had to be said. by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

    True, but it will only now become evident, once they have tricked their human servants into giving them eternal life.
    There will be no cheese left for the pilgrims.

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  73. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    You are clearly not involved in science. As Ive said in other posts, the difference between the experiments is drastic, and the anxiety to publish increases as progress is made and potentially competing labs maybe finishing ahead. If you don't understand the significant difference between the experiments, you shouldn't pretend to (and thus equate them as so similar).

    I do stemcell research in a top notch lab.

  74. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Also, if it was published in Nature (one of the top 3 big journals), it is groundbreaking by the sheer fact Nature accepted and published. Ask an experienced colleague what it means to publish in Nature. I can save you the hassle: its a big golden trophy that will qualify your career as outstanding.

  75. I need this for my baby. by poppopret · · Score: 1

    She is worth way more than some damn lab mouse. She needs this treatment NOW so that it can have maximum effect.

  76. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "You are clearly not involved in science."

    You are clearly not very logically-minded.

    The issue under discussion was whether the methods involved here might increase the incidence of cancer. (And I chose to include whether the lengthening of telomeres itself might increase the incidence of cancer.)

    And many years of research, and using these same techniques, have shown nothing of the kind. While granted, in general absence of evidence is not evidence of absence (the more generic way to put it), years of research with many researchers involved, and still no signal that these techniques, used properly, increase cancer rates, is significant data in itself.

    I don't need to BE a scientist to understand science.

    "I do stemcell research in a top notch lab."

    Then Grid help us all. Given the general quality of the posts of yours that I have read, and the fact that you often seem to have trouble constructing a coherent English sentence, this does not serve to raise my confidence in contemporary research.

  77. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Actually, the post I replied to about 'first to publish' was about the small sample size. I made that clear when I stated they would likely reproduce the experiment hundreds of times on new experiments refining the method.d
    And then you saif they arent the first, and referenced a very different experiment that you could not discern as different....

    Anyway... you should read better. Bye.

  78. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "Actually, the post I replied to about 'first to publish' was about the small sample size. I made that clear when I stated they would likely reproduce the experiment hundreds of times on new experiments refining the method"

    And I repeat: given that these same techniques have been used by many researchers studying many different things, and that other researchers have also been studying the effects of lengthened telomeres for years, then the small sample size in this particular experiment is not terribly relevant to the question about cancer.

  79. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Go repeat that to the person you were talking about that topic with. My first post in this thread was a reply to the user KHallow, and my post set the context of the discussion I was having. You chimed in with offtopic replies, etc. Go reread it... its laughable watching it end with your 'i repeat' assertion.

  80. Wow! by doccus · · Score: 1

    You should have seen my cat's eyes as I read her this article.. MMM .. healthy rats...

  81. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    It was your own initial reply about "first to publish" that was laughable. Let me repeat these things yet again, in one place so that maybe you will see how they fit together:

    (1) The techniques they used were not original. They have been used not just once before but many times, although perhaps in different contexts.

    (2) The results of those techiques in this case, were also not unique: lengthened telomeres. Now, it may be that those particular results were never achieved with these techniques. I grant you that. But that was NOT the topic of the post you were replying to. That was about cancer, AND whether the small sample size was significant. Then YOU chime in about "first to publish", which in this context is pretty ridiculous, because there is ONLY one unique thing about this experiment, which was achieving that particular result (lengthened telomeres), with this particular technique. However, that has little to do with the claims made in TFA, or the cancer question to which you were replying.

    (3) So here we have unremarkable techniques that achieved unremarkable results, and here you are talking about "first to publish". And none of that has ANYTHING to do with the cancer issue that was the topic of the post you were replying to.

    (4) Then I pointed out explicitly that they were not the first to publish, at least about many of the claims that were made in TFA.

    (5) You replied (also laughably) that I "am clearly not involved in science". But what is even more clear is that you had not even understood what I was saying to you. (Nor were you familiar with the earlier research which I had been reading about years ago.)

    (6) Then you mentioned that your remark was a reply about small sample size... when the MAIN topic of that post was the cancer question... the small sample size was only in relation to the larger issue, and I pointed out that it was irrelevant, given the OTHER research. But you STILL failed to see how that OTHER research ties in to your comment about "first to publish".

    (7) Now you claim that I must have been replying to someone else... you STILL haven't gotten it through your head that I was demonstrating how asinine YOUR comments were, given the ACTUAL SCIENTIFIC CONTEXT of what was being discussed.

    (8) And you say you are involved in stem cell research, and apparently don't understand -- either -- why that concerns me.

    Just wow.

  82. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Lol. Bye.

  83. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    I am glad you find it amusing. While I, on the other hand, find your lack of understanding to be somewhat alarming, given that you say you are a scientist.

  84. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1
    I will summarize here, since you still seem to have some problem understanding what I was saying:

    What * I * have been discussing all along has been your failure to understand item #4 above, which is what I first commented to you about... in the CONTEXT of the comment about cancer by khallow:

    That's a bit slim for some of the claims they make such as the bit about cancer.

    NOT that the experiments were not different... I never claimed they were the same, and in fact acknowledged that they were different.

    The issue here is that the specific procedures they used have not demonstrated -- in OTHER research -- to increase the incidence of cancer, AND that lengthened telomeres -- also in other ongoing research -- has not been shown to increase cancer rates. These things HAVE been published before, and that was my main point.

    If you had been referring to being the first to publish only that their technique resulted in lengthened telomeres, fine, but that would have been rather off-topic, given that the posts that came before were all about the cancer question. So that is not a valid defense of your reply. In fact your comment strongly implied that you were referring to the publishing of the other effects that appeared in TFA, which, as I mentioned, are hardly unique and have been published before.

    In short, I think it is pretty clear that either: (a) your comments were made in ignorance of that prior research, or (b) out of context, given the post to which you were replying.

    And yet you claim that I am the one who does not understand science. And your basis for saying that appears to be simply that I called you on a dumb comment you made.

  85. Re:Increase in cancer by joocemann · · Score: 1

    Tldr lol.

  86. Re:Increase in cancer by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    "Tldr lol."

    Okay, fine. Short and sweet:

    You made a dumb comment, given the context. And when called on it, your defense was to call other people stupid and make further comments that were irrational given the existing research in the field.

    If that's too long for you (and we both know it isn't), then whatever. My only intent was to see that you understood why the comment was dumb.