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Kinect: You Are the Controlled

theodp writes "GeekWire reports on a newly-surfaced Microsoft patent application for 'Targeting Advertisements Based on Emotion', which describes how information gleaned from Kinects, webcams, online games, IMs, email, searches, webpage content, and browsers could be used to build an 'Emotional State Database' of individuals' emotions over time for advertisers to tap into. From the patent application: 'Weight-loss product advertisers may not want their advertisement to appear to users that are very happy. Because, a person that is really happy, is less likely to purchase a self-investment product that leverages on his or her shortcomings. But a really happy person may purchase electronic products or vacation packages. No club or party advertisers want to appear when the user is sad or crying. When the user is emotionally sad, advertisements about club parties would not be appropriate and may seem annoying or negative to the user. Online help or technical support advertisers want their advertisements to appear when the user is demonstrating a confused or frustrated emotional state.'"

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  1. Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon, "You look like you are writing a suicide note..." and now with ads for rope, guns, cheap Canadian pharmacies...

    1. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 2

      Yeah. Also, noticing that you're getting ads for depressed people can be quite depressing.

    2. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You appear to be in love... would you like to order a box of Trojans? Please drop your pants so we can determine the correct size for you.
      You appear to be forever alone... would you like to order a Smith & Wesson? Or would you prefer to order Mountain Dew and Cheetos?
      You appear to be annoyed... would you like to order a BV Chardonnay?
      You appear to be masturbating... would you like to order a fleshlight?
      You appear to be attempting self-fellatio... would you like numbers for local cosmetic surgeons?
      You appear to be smoking refer... would you like to order Clenbuterol?
      You have thrown your controller at the television... would you prefer a new Samsung or anger management classes?
      You appear to be horny... check out these barely legal MILF transgender hotties!
      You appear bored... whatever you do, don't walk away from your television. We'll find something!
      You appear to have beaten your wife... The Law Offices of Gettum, Smackem, and Gethoffski are here to serve you.
      You appear to be fat and slovenly... increasing general tax rate to compensate for your poor choices or you can do 50 jumping jacks.
      You appear to be thinking independently... calling local authorities and scheduling time in Room 101.

    3. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by xstonedogx · · Score: 2

      In my experience with depression... depressed people just shouldn't watch TV. There are so many possible triggers (depending on their underlying issues) and so much that can cause even a healthy person to get down, a truly depressed individual doesn't stand a chance.

    4. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by houstonbofh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah. Also, noticing that you're getting ads for depressed people can be quite depressing.

      On that note, when you are doing research, and you come across a company you have never heard of before, and go to their website, AND THEN SEE THE SAME FRICKIN BANNER ADD ON EVERY OTHER WEBSITE FOR WEEKS, does this actually make anyone want to buy the product? It actually drove me away from both Simple Mobile, and Data Foundry. And they both had products that actually sounded pretty good until I was hounded away...

    5. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by houstonbofh · · Score: 5, Funny

      You appear to be horny... check out these barely legal MILF transgender hotties!

      Couldn't resist. Had to Google.

    6. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In my experience with TV, no one should watch it.

    7. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      No, but I do enjoy seeing adverts weeks on end for a product I already bought; it makes me feel popular.

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    8. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      But movies are fine right?

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    9. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by lexman098 · · Score: 1

      I can still eat chocolate too?

    10. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by davester666 · · Score: 2

      Just stick to porn. No commercials.

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    11. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      Without ad breaks, sure.

    12. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, as they limit the exposure to just a few hours at best and the subject matter is usually constrained.
      Watching Fox for 8 hours would probably make you retarded.

    13. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by jcfandino · · Score: 1

      "You look like you are writing a suicide note..." and now with ads for rope, guns, cheap Canadian pharmacies...

      Quite the contrary, this technology avoids selling guns to the depressed consumer. It's bad for business.

    14. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by EdIII · · Score: 2

      I was thinking that the TV would start talking a nice calm voice when it detects that you are sad and tells you that the Snickers bar will always be your friend and never judge you....

    15. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      No, Firefox... But I do use Google search...

    16. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      "You look like you are writing a suicide note..." and now with ads for rope, guns, cheap Canadian pharmacies...

      Quite the contrary, this technology avoids selling guns to the depressed consumer. It's bad for business.

      Only if you want repeat business.

    17. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by cheetah_spottycat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ceiling Clippy is watching you masturbate!

    18. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by Lumpy · · Score: 3

      I never have that problem.. I installed Adblock Plus. How in the world have you not discovered adblocking plugins for your browser?

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    19. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 1

      I know there are all kinds of privacy concerns with this, but it would be great if the technology could be used to identify people that are depressed and get them treatment.

      I'm not advocating that for the general public, but maybe for special situations, like people that have a history of depression and want monitoring. Or people taking medicine for depression but their doctors are still calibrating the dosage.

      Guys its simple. If I'm reading Slashdot at 1.30am then something must be wrong.

    20. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by gorgonymus+gorgward · · Score: 1

      Can't help thinking of Wooldoor's suicide note from that episode of Drawn Together :D

    21. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by Yaur · · Score: 2

      the only one of those that actually mattered was deleting your cookies... its not browser specific tech.

    22. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by GNious · · Score: 3, Funny

      My current favorites are ads for Google+ on Google+.

    23. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

      Unless you want your women like water for your tea...

    24. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Either that or a patent guaranteed to ensure reasonable governments are going to take hard look at privacy invasive psychological targeted advertisements. The kind of patent you forward to your elected representative to ensure new legislation to block the aims of the patent.

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    25. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      you come across a company you have never heard of before, and go to their website, AND THEN SEE THE SAME FRICKIN BANNER ADD ON EVERY OTHER WEBSITE FOR WEEKS

      Long live Adblock Plus + Noscript...

      When I'm forced to use browsers without those two extensions, I almost can't believe how bad they're getting with shoving ads into every corner of every page on the internet. It's really distracting...

    26. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

      Adblock Plus

      ScriptNo (NoScript analogue)

      There's really no reason to see ads anymore unless you really want to, although I really can't understand why you'd want to. Plus, the disabling of the tracking cookies via ScriptNo is worth it alone, as is the anti-social mode which automatically blocks all the Facebook 'like' buttons and the other social networking crap that exists on every page out there now...

    27. Re:Why am I thinking of the old Clippy cartoon... by moeinvt · · Score: 2

      You shouldn't watch TV in general, but especially not if you are in a distracted, yet emotionally charged state of mind. Those are the moments when humans are most vulnerable to suggestion.

  2. Maybe not such a bad thing... by newcastlejon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Kinect can see my enraged expression at yet another ad with loud, obnoxious music peddling something I've not the slightest interest in and show a different one I'd be happy... or to be more precise, less angry.

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    1. Re:Maybe not such a bad thing... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Even better: apparently you can wear your "crying" mask for a relaxed, ad-free evening of TV viewing.

      Seriously, where have we gone wrong? Somehow, ads seem to have become so important that they have to be crammed into every waking second of our lives (and perhaps into our sleeping time too, at some point). The amount of advertising still seems to be going up, with an every increasing number of commercial breaks, and more recently the annoying popups and overlays during the shows themselves. And everybody's sick of it. Yet there's no apparent consumer outcry for less advertising.

      Sure, ads pay for part of the content, but at some point you'd think the market gets saturated. We can increase ads from 6 blocks an hour to 12, have constant overlays, product placement and perhaps ad jingles playing the the background of the show's audio track, but at some point consumers aren't going to buy more, and ad budgets are going to be exhausted. Or have companies entered into some sick arms race, were your ad *has* to be the loudest, and in all of the 12 commercial breaks during one show, in order to beat the competition?

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    2. Re:Maybe not such a bad thing... by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1

      Just because they are filing for that patent doesn't mean they have any plans using it. I imagine MS - like many technology companies - have a program where employees are encouraged to submit patent ideas. The idea is to pad the patent war chest - you will need it to defend yourself even if you don't want to attack.

      Basically there is no part in the typical company patent program which says: "let's see if we can use this". Either the patent is submitted by the design group which implements it (or could implement it) or they will never hear from it.

      I design ASICs (surprise) and I never hear from patents any of the other design groups in my company file, and I never tell other design groups about the patents we file. Unless the idea is implemented in some module and then reused. We have quite aggressive patent goals, so there would be quite a number.

      I suspect somebody at MS had an idea that he thought would pass through the patent process and wanted to get the award money, so that's why he filed it.

      Oh and good news: thanks to this MS patent we may now never see this crap idea on Android phones.

    3. Re:Maybe not such a bad thing... by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Seriously, where have we gone wrong? Somehow, ads seem to have become so important that they have to be crammed into every waking second of our lives (and perhaps into our sleeping time too, at some point).

      I think about this everyday, not just the physical assault of advertising that I have to confront every day, but also just information in general, especially regular old signs. My house is almost ad free, I listen to commercial free radio, and generally watch recorded TV which I can FF through ads, so when I step out of my house it is immediately apparent how bad it is getting. At my bus stop there are a least half a dozen signs telling me it's a bus stop, what buses stop there, that I'm not allowed to park my car there, that I can't smoke there, and I should put my litter in the bin. Then I get on the bus. Let people off the bus first, don't talk to the driver whilst bus is in motion, you can't buy a ticket on the bus as it's prepay only, I have to stand behind the line, I should give my seat up should someone older/worse gets on, don't put my feet on the seats, put your hand over your mouth when you cough, here's a number to call for updated timetable info, here's the graffiti hotline... It is absolutely absurd. Next time you go for a drive in any half decent size city see if you can count the amount of council road signs you come across. You can't even count them let alone read them all. There must an economy of a medium sized country being spent on plastering every centimetre of countryside with signs that no-one pays attention to.

  3. Good in the long run? by hardeep1singh · · Score: 1

    Ads might help bring the prices down for Kinect hardware, once its mainstream some version of Adblock for Kinect will come along.

    1. Re:Good in the long run? by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      Didn't I read about you on the Onion?

    2. Re:Good in the long run? by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      While the GP may have been good fodder for the Onion years ago, it's a growing trend now. The people that grew up in the 1990's with the internet a normal part of their lives are graduating from college, and many of them can't find a reason to justify the price of cable, unemployed or not.

    3. Re:Good in the long run? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      I'm not young and can afford cable, but it's just too damned expensive for what you get. Out of the 200+ channels I'd have to pay for, only four or five are worth watching. Back in 1980 it was different; for ten bucks you got maybe ten channels -- HBO, Discovery, A&E, CNN, empty-v, a few others I watched. The cable channels had no ads, either. Now there is as much or more advertising as OTA, even with ads popping up during a regular show (History is especially bad about that). Most of the cable channels have gone rapidly downhill. Discovery used to be mostly science, now it's stupid shit like "trick my truck." The last time I had cable the only show I watched on Discovery was MythBusters. Empty-v used to be music videos, now it's all reality shows and rich rappers' bling. In fact, most TV these days is "reality" shows and boring game shows. Completely worthless.

      You have five or more sports channels, including GOLF (jesus but that's almost as bad as watching a tiddlywinks game), five more "news" channels that talk about Lindsay Lohan's drug problems and how much money Justin Beiber's making. Womens' channels, BET... I just refuse to pay for that shit. I guess I got spoiled in the old days. Plus, movie rentals were just starting back then and I didn't have a VCR.

      Plus, most of it's on the internet anyway, and I use my TV as a monitor. Cable is just not a good way to spend my money, OTA and the internet do the job of cable just fine. If I could pick fifteen channels out of their 200+ and pay fifteen bucks a month, I'd sign up in a heartbeat. But I refuse to pay for Golf, the Food Channel, Home and Gardening and BET.

  4. Rather disingenuous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's no reason a happy fat person wouldn't be interested in a weight loss product. Being happy doesn't mean happy about being fat.

    Sounds more like the marketing is targeting the unhappy because they are more vulnerable and susceptible to buying crap; it's not /product/ related

    1. Re:Rather disingenuous... by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Also, unhappy people may be so deep they feel they can't change.
      If they sell it as 'easy to lose weight' , many people might be tempted, but it's not going to work. It's just taking money from people who are already unhappy.

      I would like to see honest advertisements, about things I really want, with the information I want,and nothing else.
      Do that, and not only will it be much less annoying, it will also be more effective ( as you targeting people who actually want to buy it ).

  5. So if it senses I'm angry by anarkhos · · Score: 1

    Does it patch me through to MS tech support and turn on my hot cocoa maker?

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  6. It isn't good or bad. It is just business. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I personally don't like being tracked at this level of detail, because it exposes me to risks of identity theft, lifestyle discrimination, and possibly even government intimidation. Is this just old-people-paranoia over risks so tiny that they are laughable? I really don't know. But I DO know that I maintain completely separate identities on the few social networking tools I actually use (no facebook or linkedin or any of that...my skype account is for work only, my ventrillo account isn't monitored by microsoft or google, none of my email accounts have my real name associated with them, etc).

    This doesn't mean I have escaped tracking. By virtue of the fact that I own a credit card I already have a consumer profile available for purchase by anyone with the right industry connections (and so do you, of course). But by keeping my identities scattered, I minimize the amount that any single entity knows about me (and keep it to zero in some cases, since they know something about someone they can't identify), and still get most of the benefits the services provide.

    So I am not off the grid, I am just blury. Being blury minimizes my risks. You can be blury too, if you bother to put an ounce of effort into it.

  7. In Remembrance . . . . by sgt_doom · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Futura Fantasia

    Class 201: The Dark Ages

    Today we examine the early 21st century nation state once referred to as “America” but now classified as the Dark Age. The political and financial manipulation practiced on the masses then was through a deftly controlled network of so-called think tanks, foundations, research centers and pre-positioned academics.

    An excellent example would be a pseudo-educational complex, MIT, later bombed and razed during the Revolution of 2023 (see Mbotu and Heineman, Zeno ScholarGrid, circa 2045), where academics referred to as “economists” would spread propaganda and misinformation while pretending to represent the interests of the people.

    One academic poseur, whose position was financed by the military-intel firm, Mitre, would mislead and confuse on labor economics. Another academic poseur, whose position was financed through a series of phantom foundations by the oligarch, the family known as the Rockefellers, would mix truth and fiction, confusing and bewildering the masses while claiming that his backers, the Rockefellers, had given away their fortune through philanthropy.

    These were dark times, indeed!

    The same political henchmen and women would continue to re-surface in presidential administration through presidential administration, from the Carter administration through Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush (the son of the previously mentioned Bush – evidently some type of quasi-dynastic rule?), Obama and Mueller; difficult to believe so many were so easily duped, but literacy was at an all-time low during the Dark Age.

    The ruling oligarchs of that period had succeeded in hiding their ownership and wealth, and the populace strangely enough appeared to remain incurious as to who exerted control over their daily lives.

    Many routinely believed the political lackeys and servants of the oligarchs were actually in control – difficult as that may be to accept today – that was the reality in that era. (See Rule by the Hegemon, Chao and Zuma, circa 2051).

    “Class, please review Chapter 17: Mind Control Through Cloud Computing and Social Networking for next week.”

    [Soft tones signal end of session]

    Note: Futura Fantasia was the name Ray Bradbury gave his high school newspaper which he published frequently during his later school years.

    Ray Bradbury
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    1. Re:In Remembrance . . . . by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      +1, prescient.

    2. Re:In Remembrance . . . . by artor3 · · Score: 1

      There's no way Ray Bradbury would write something so hackish. I suspect you just spewed that all out yourself and signed someone else's name to it to make it look legitimate. Even the first sentence is a trainwreck... "...the early 21st century nation state once referred to as 'America' but now classified as the Dark Age." Really? In the future they're going to stop using the name of the country and instead refer to the country as the Dark Age?

      I can understand the core points you're trying to make, but you're way too ham-fisted about them, and trying to pass it off as at all related to Bradbury is just shameful.

    3. Re:In Remembrance . . . . by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

      You may have undiagnosed schizophrenia. Please, for your own sake, seek help.

    4. Re:In Remembrance . . . . by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      At which point did he ever claim Bradbury had written it? It's clearly a not-that-well written tribute to the man based on modern events, but certainly not claimed to be Bradbury's work.

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  8. The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

    Just another detail in the race to implement constant commercial surveillance of everybody's home and another reason to opt-out of this technical innovation.

    A few more of the stories and the idea of being watched by your TV will seem normal. But not acceptable to me or anybody who cares even slightly about privacy.

    1. Re:The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      A few more of the stories and the idea of being watched by your TV will seem normal. But not acceptable to me or anybody who cares even slightly about privacy.

      And they did it in the correct order too. You already do not really turn off your TV or cable box any more... Cue Rod Serling)

    2. Re:The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I do see this becoming a generation thing too. I'm of the older ones who has lived a life without being on cameras 24/7, either the camera on the MacBook, the iPhone, the iPad, or on the Kinect. Younger people are used to being filmed constantly.

      It is no wonder that this technology is being used for this. I'm just waiting for the camera or mic to be used to detect things like mentioning a protest march or even just buying American, and then watch the police swoop down and nail people for "conspiracy" charges.

      The biggest coup a police state can do next to disarming its citizens is getting cameras in people's houses. MS and Apple have done a lot of work for tyrants for them.

    3. Re:The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      You already do not really turn off your TV or cable box any more...

      Sure, the button on the remote doesn't actually turn off the teevee. I was able to work around this using a $3 power strip with mechanical power switch. When my teevee is off, that fucker is OFF.

    4. Re:The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by houstonbofh · · Score: 1

      And when you turn on your cable box, you can watch TV in just 30 minutes! (After it updates and downloads the program guide)

    5. Re:The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      All they have to do is offer to save money like the loyalty card craze and people will be begging for tv devices to watch them, and make people who hold out look like nuts for not saving money.

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    6. Re:The Race to Implement Two-Way TV by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Can't speak to the startup time of a cable box, since mine is only hooked up to a Roku player. The Roku takes about 3 minutes to boot up. Sure, that 3 min is annoying, but I think overall it's worth it.

  9. Almost time, I guess by kheldan · · Score: 1

    If this is the direction the Internet is going, then it's getting close to time to dump it completely. What they're describing is a total and complete invasion of people's privacy, and I for one won't stand for it.

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  10. Helping them watch us watch them by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Here's a new idea: Turn that Kinect or other camera around and point it at a video feed that comes from somewhere else. Say I want to watch cerain kinds of ads. I substitute the video feed from the Kinect (or Sanyo or whatever device) with a video stream designed to elicit the kinds of ads I want to see. It never actually sees me. It sees old Leave it to Beaver reruns, or Scooby Doo episodes. Whatever you want. Or turn it around and show it the program that it's sending you right now. That would be an interesting experiment in itself. Would it settle into one of a number of stable advertising states?

    1. Re:Helping them watch us watch them by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      And what kinds of ads Microsoft believes to be appropriate for singing Rick Astley?

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    2. Re:Helping them watch us watch them by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      I show it ads.

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    3. Re:Helping them watch us watch them by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      What if you pointed the Kinect's camera at another Kinect's camera...?

    4. Re:Helping them watch us watch them by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Kinect cameras can move to some degree. Maybe they'd do a mating dance.

  11. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

    Well, as long as you're going to be shown ads, you might as well filter them, so you can get only the more interesting ones. While it sucks that marketers will have too much data about you, maybe then smart buyers can be treated to smart advertising, something that cannot exist in a world where ads are shown to everyone and must therefore cater to the lowest common denominator.

    Some things I would not like to see anymore: perfume commercials. They are incredibly dumb. You cannot convey a sense of smell in an audiovisual medium, so your TV spot can't have relevant information about your product. Also, car commercials. They focus mainly on prettiness. I want stats. Yes, sometimes they tell you how much hp it has, but so what? What about the torque? How soon is it available, in terms of rpm? And beer ads. Oh, I could keep going all day.

    Bottom line is I don't think it's that terrible. Not for ads, mind you. There's a plethora of ways in which this nifty idea can be incredibly abused. I'm thinking mostly information filtering and DRM.

  12. well... by tryptogryphic · · Score: 1

    You know what I do...whenever im on someone's laptop doing something with it, i tape paper over the built in webcam, and if i owned an x-box (which I think qualifies you to suffer all kinds of stupidity for being stupid enough to actually own it) with a kinnect...i'd just unplug it when not using it if i were concerned about privacy

  13. Duct tape? by scsirob · · Score: 2

    Am I the only one who is tempted to put duct tape on everything with a camera on it? We have curtains to keep people from peeking in. Why do we accept total strangers to watch us, analyze us and 'target' us with advertizing crap?!?

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    1. Re:Duct tape? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      I only buy laptops and webcams with a mechanical shutter,

    2. Re:Duct tape? by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 1

      The things I buy that come with a camera that I don't want usually don't have mechanical shutters, since I tend to favor those shiny Apple products. So, I stick labels over the unwanted cameras. Ditto on the Lenovo Thinkpads that they force me to use at work. On my MacBook Pro, Apple conveniently put a strong magnet right next to the camera, so it gets a 2" length of a metal machinist's ruler stuck there, with a small hole punched in it to expose the ambient light sensor. I can easily slide it aside for those very rare occasions when I want to use the built-in camera.

      Why is it getting so difficult to find any product without a camera, clock, flashlight and/or AM/FM radio integrated into it any more? Get off my lawn!

  14. If Google and FB can't do it, maybe M$ can? by gilgongo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd be more willing to pay attention to this news if the history of "targeted advertising" hadn't been so wonderfully, idiotically, shit. Perhaps a Microsoft offering like this might just achieve something worthwhile, but I'm not holding my breath. Let's see how the much-vaunted personalisation algos are these days:

    I splash my personal browsing habits and general information all over the web (I don't even log out of FB most of the time) yet I have never been aware of anything other than random, pathetically irrelevant ads. As of writing, I have my Gmail open in another tab and I'm looking at an automated mail from Spotify that says "Anna just joined Spotify" - Anna is a friend of mine. Now, what do you think the mighty Google might be selecting, given that it knows lots and lots about me, and reads all my emails numbering tens of thousands? Tadaa!! "How To Declare Bankruptcy" and "Easy Web Site Builder". WFT? I'm not even self-employed, have never been in fact, and tons of my emails deal with subjects such as Apache and MySQL (I maintain a small little server for my friends). Why the hell would I want an easy web site built?

    Maybe that was atypical. Let's try another. Here's one from a recruitment agent asking me about a job in user experience (I'm a designer). Google decides to show me these: "Gap Year Placements" and "Doctors in hot demand" - Huh?? I'm not a student!! I'm not a doctor!! Does Google know NOTHING about me after over five years of intensive Gmail use??

    I dunno, maybe if I was a one-eyed teenage porno extra or something, I might be seeing relevant stuff in my datasphere, but right now it's just not happening.

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    1. Re:If Google and FB can't do it, maybe M$ can? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'd be more willing to pay attention to this news if the history of "targeted advertising" hadn't been so wonderfully, idiotically, shit.

      While I would totally like to believe that targetted marketing is useless, even harmful because of the waste of talent spent on it and the side-effects of creating massive tracking databases, I think your criticism is naive.

      Most people confuse targetted marketing with showing them "ads for stuff they want." That's not true. Targetted marketing is no different from any other form of marketing - the goal is to increase sales, full stop. The problem with self-reporting the ineffectiveness of advertising is that everybody universally under-reports the effect advertising has on them.

      Everybody likes to believe they are immune to the effects of advertising when they just don't understand how it works. It isn't necessarily about click-throughs, it is about planting the seed of an idea in your head. For example, you may not want an easy web site builder, but your knowledge of web servers may be enough for friends to come to you looking for advice on such things. And even if your instinct is to do some research before giving out any recommendations, that seed in your head could be enough to make you start your research by searching google for a phrase that was in the ad and will now bring up that product as the first hit. You can't research everything on the market, so chances are you are going to end up recommending one of the products on the first page of hits in google so that ad has done its job.

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    2. Re:If Google and FB can't do it, maybe M$ can? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

      Good point, well made.

      So what's the difference between targeted and non-targeted advertising in that case?

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    3. Re:If Google and FB can't do it, maybe M$ can? by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So what's the difference between targeted and non-targeted advertising in that case?

      I'd say it is a continuum where "targetting" can mean any attempt to get a better response than a purely scatter-shot approach. For example advertising paycheck-cashing services on the back of seats in public busses - not everyone riding the bus is going to be a potential customer, but it's probably a lot higher percentage than the population in general.

      What I would like to believe is that "targetting" is subject to the law of diminishing returns. That after a point, the effort required to narrow down the group that receives an advertisment starts to exceed the improvement in response rate. I hope that point turns out to be somewhere less than the effort of Big Data cyberstalking the crap out of everyone facebook/google-style. However, I worry that Big Data will figure out that targetted advertising is not the only market for their databases and that the other revenue streams (like background checks for employers, landlords, the FBI, insurance companies, poltical incumbents, private investigators, etc) will be enough to make it profitable in the long run.

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    4. Re:If Google and FB can't do it, maybe M$ can? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      I recall reading an article - I believe it was here on /. - where a certain supermarket network was explaining their experience with targeted advertising. One thing they said they had found out is that many people find advertising that is clearly targeted at certain specific things about their life as outright spooky, and reacted very emotionally and negatively. So what they did, then was to put one or two targeted ads alongside a bunch of random stuff.

    5. Re:If Google and FB can't do it, maybe M$ can? by hairyfish · · Score: 2

      I think your criticism is naive.

      Most people confuse targetted marketing with showing them "ads for stuff they want." That's not true. Targetted marketing is no different from any other form of marketing - the goal is to increase sales, full stop.

      And how it does that is by looking at what you searched for and sending you ads about it. It's no more complicated than that. If you search for " I'm a jew and hate the nazis" you'll get ads about how to enlist in the german army.

      It isn't necessarily about click-throughs, it is about planting the seed of an idea in your head.

      Well this isn't very cost effective marketing for a particular brand. If company A spends millions to plant a concept in my head, then sometime later I get brainwashed into liking the idea, but because the idea was subliminally inserted I proceed to buy the product from company B then how does this help company A? In my experience there is nothing even remotely clever going on. If you search for "cars" you will get bombarded with ads for cars, even if you've also searched for "I'm legally blind and can't legally drive", you'll still get ads about new cars. targeted advertising is rubbish, at least for anyone with not easily manipulated by a sock puppet

  15. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Bipverts? Making it illegal to turn the TV off?

  16. Is this soviet russia? by dittbub · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where controller controls ME?

    1. Re:Is this soviet russia? by rrohbeck · · Score: 2

      In Capitalist America, people believe they are in control.

  17. Works Great! by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    If it weren't for this I would never have learned about this Prozac ice cream and the Microsoft Anti-Fan club! Ok technically it's my local LUG, but I'd never have learned about them had Microsoft not detected my intense hatred of them and delivered an ad!

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  18. Turn off the camrea by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    And they cant see boo. If they start reading my private messages and emails so they can mine 'emotional states', i'm suing for privacy invasion.

    If i post something public that i can be identified by, well that is my fault.

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  19. commercial surveillance........ by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    One step on the way to accepting governmental surveillance.

    Ill have my black electricians tape at the ready.

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    1. Re:commercial surveillance........ by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      The government surveillance is only slightly more unacceptable than commercial surveillance.

      At least in the USA we theoretically can't be surveilled by the government without a (secret?) warrant that issues upon probable cause.

      OK, you can stop laughing now.

    2. Re:commercial surveillance........ by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      Street corner cameras (+ automatic facial recognition ) are open season, no warrant required.

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    3. Re:commercial surveillance........ by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      But that's not new. The only part of it that's close to new is the facial recognition software. People used to have to recognize faces visually.

  20. How can I ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... assume an expression of "Too smart to buy your advertised shit"?

    A large dose of cynicism, some superiority and a touch of apathy. I'm going to work on it in the mirror right now.

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    1. Re:How can I ... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      You're not going to be successful if you're doing it in front of a mirror. What you really need is to buy my video on how to look smart. It's only $49.95. Call now--operators are standing by!

  21. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by EdIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, as long as you're going to be shown ads, you might as well

    That's a defeatist attitude. Settling for less is the reason why we have a progressively less free, and less private society, and why people with power (influence & money, which is really money and money) continue to abuse people without consequence.

    I refuse.

    Advertisements are an abomination and only serve as an affront to an advanced and intellectual society. There is no amount of money, or shiny, that will get me to participate in such offensive and vapid wastes of time.

    So I can't watch sports anymore because it is a screen full of advertisements. Big deal. If I really liked the sport so damned much... I could get off my ass and go do it. The only difference between me and NASCAR are the police who object to me driving like that.

    So I can't purchase new consoles that want to destroy me freedom (specifically peaceful enjoyment of property) and take away my privacy so they can make even more money. Big freakin deal. There will be plenty of open source alternatives (Humble Bundle aint bad) and given enough time, technology like Kinect will be developed by competitors, hacked, and applied to open source alternatives that don't exploit you.

    So I can't watch TV anymore. Yeah.... *huge* loss there. I have been set free since I stopped watching TV nearly 10 years ago. There are a couple of shows that I am interested in and I just pirate the web releases that have no commercials and no overlays during the programming itself. Pay for Netflix and purchase DVD box sets when I really like a show.

    So I can't stand outside my car when I fill up with gas because those asshats want to put in 30 display screens playing advertisements WITH sound blaring. Fine, fuck-em. I get back in my car and turn on the music a little louder and relax till the indicator says it has stopped filling up.

    So I can't get a magazine anymore. Big Whoop. The quality of journalism has plummeted into the depths of the sewer system since I grew up anyways. Far better off just purchasing a book that will have far more detailed information and analysis about a topic than a vapid, attention-getting-whore of a journalistic attempt in some paper.

    So I can't listen to the radio anymore. Well that's a dying format anyways. A couple of dollars a month and I get commercial free music and programming at my fingertips, with premium options giving me more on demand control.

    So I don't have a usable mailbox anymore because junk mail advertisers fill it up in 2 days with useless and environmentally unsustainable advertising. Solved that more than 10 years ago with a single private mailbox store that filters all presort class mail into the recycle bin for me.

    So I can't surf the web anymore like I did when it was first created. Yeah.. that one did not affect me all that much since I was doing my best effort from the start to defeat tracking and prevent advertisements from hitting my screen at all. It is very rare that I encounter one now.

    So I can't just allow anybody to email me anymore. I run my own mail server. A couple thousand aliases and counting. Anytime a single piece of SPAM makes it to the inbox (which made it past the filters and RBL's) I just destroy the alias and deliver a new one to the source if I deem it appropriate. My business cards have a random prefix plus my name that I print out. Makes it easier to manage.

    In about another 10 years or so I will seriously consider a Kickstarter like project to create augmented reality glasses that can remove all advertisements from my field of view. Granted, that is quite problematic and has serious philosophical and societal implications, but let's face it, by then it will be all out techno-war for your attention and any hope at a peaceful quite life of intellectual pursuits will hinge upon your ability to tune out the massive amount of noise corporations want to throw at you.

    Never give up. Never surrender. Plenty of options.. including the best move... not to play.

  22. Other way around? by aralin · · Score: 2

    What about not showing me yet another Geico advertisement when I get angry every time I see their logo, reinforcing my negative feelings from years back when they ripped me off, which I am reminded of every time I watch their commercials and which I would likely forget about otherwise after those 11 years. Good job Geico. Same goes for other companies.

    If you got a tech to judge my emotional state, don't judge it before the ad, judge the way I react to it and if its a strongly negative one (annoyed, angry, frustrated), just stop the ad right away. If its bored, I'd probably seen it and still remember so no need to watch more than 5s spot, since you already reminded me of the product, so safe to stop that as well, but maybe not remove from circulation like in the former case.

    Also, ad delivery networks should understand that they are damaging their own brand by consistently showing me ads from companies I hate with passion. They get to share the feelings by association. So since every other ad on Hulu is from Geico, they managed to change their image from a favorite service to a place I dread to go and would rather pay for the content if available than to watch it on Hulu with stupid Geico ads. Good job on ignoring my 250 nos on the "Is this ad relevant?" question, Hulu. Bravo.

    Just my 2c

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  23. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by Lumpy · · Score: 2

    "Well, as long as you're going to be shown ads, you might as well filter them,"

    Why? My internet has been AD-Free for years. There have been tons of choices for ad blocking. Heck some of the recent ones even strip ad's from YouTube.

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  24. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 2

    That's a defeatist attitude.

    No, actually it isn't. What I'm talking about is the opportunity to turn "an affront to an advanced and intellectual society" into something actually informative. For me, the ideal advertisement is just like a tech site. Like Slashdot, for example. I learned about the Raspberry Pi here, and that's a product I'm interested in. Ideally, you'd only see advertising that you actually wanted to. And there are many that you do want to see, unless you make no monetary transactions whatsoever. I'd be interested in learning about places that offer organic vegetables nearby. I like to know which tech gizmos are being launched. Why should I shun out ads completely? Their current form is the problem. They are intrusive because they are competing with every other ad in existence, and stupid because they have little time to do so and people are plain uninterested in them (mainly because they are instrusive and stupid). I'll say it again: they can be made into something actually helpful. The fact that a lot of people can't see it says a lot about the low they have reached.

    Never give up. Never surrender. Plenty of options.. including the best move... not to play.

    Again: we shouldn't be declaring war on advertising. Not even in a metaphor. It's nonsensical and infeasible. Unless they simply die from continued bad of ROI due to lack of interest from the general public, you'll be fighting a useless fight. That isn't fighting, by the way, in any way, shape or form. It's just shunning out things that annoy you. Using an ad blocker, not listening to the radio, getting grumpy when you see an outdoor etc. is hardly taking arms against a sea of troubles. Actively working to make ads either better or obsolete could perhaps be viewed as a struggle of some sort, but what you're doing is more akin to a spoiled kid shutting his eyes, plugging his ears and screaming.

  25. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, actually it isn't. What I'm talking about is the opportunity to turn "an affront to an advanced and intellectual society" into something actually informative. For me, the ideal advertisement is just like a tech site. Like Slashdot, for example. I learned about the Raspberry Pi here, and that's a product I'm interested in. Ideally, you'd only see advertising that you actually wanted to. And there are many that you do want to see, unless you make no monetary transactions whatsoever. I'd be interested in learning about places that offer organic vegetables nearby. I like to know which tech gizmos are being launched. Why should I shun out ads completely? Their current form is the problem. They are intrusive because they are competing with every other ad in existence, and stupid because they have little time to do so and people are plain uninterested in them (mainly because they are instrusive and stupid). I'll say it again: they can be made into something actually helpful. The fact that a lot of people can't see it says a lot about the low they have reached.

    You're not talking about advertising.
    You specifically came to Slashdot. Slashdot offered a review of the Raspberry Pi. It contained detailed technical specifications, examples of how it could be used, price comparisons with Arduino, Interesting, Insightful, and Informative comments from other users.

    If you want to know about places that offer organic vegetables near you, you can go to a website similar to Slashdot that will offer reviews and directions.

    Advertising is about manipulation and deception, and anytime accurate or relevant information has been imparted, it is only a consequence of law, and the minimum amount possible.

    Advertising is also most objectionable when it actively interferes and interrupts with an activity. I don't give a flying fuck if I *LOVE* organic vegetables, don't fucking put an overlay up on my TV programming to tell me. Wait till I actively search out for food, and even then, don't manipulate me. Just give me the cold hard facts, because I asked for them.

    Again: we shouldn't be declaring war on advertising. Not even in a metaphor. It's nonsensical and infeasible

    Wrong on all counts.

    1) We should be declaring war against anything that is an affront to common decency and intelligence. Advertising is about active manipulation and deceit for profit. Nothing about that is useful or beneficial to society in any way, shape, or form.

    2) Nonsensical. How? It has an intelligent meaning. To avoid information that is purposefully deceitful and manipulative. It is also neither ridiculous or unreasonable to want to distance yourself from such unworthy material as it only cheapens your existence and is a waste of your mental faculties. A person actively avoiding such a nuisance would seem to be exhibiting good judgement.

    3) Infeasible. Incorrect. I have removed the majority of advertisements from my life, and it has saved me money and time. I no longer spend over $100 per month on a content distribution system that cares nothing for my desires as a customer and only presents me as a product to the true customers. I am not bereft of digital content either. A plethora of books, music, and movies is at my fingertips on my terms, and 99.9% of the time it is legal! .

    you'll be fighting a useless fight.

    Far from useless. I'm winning. How many advertisements have I seen in the last 10 years? Practically none. How many have they tried to show me? Probably tens of thousands. In all honesty, it is most likely Advertisers 452, Me 1,124,198 over the last 10 years.

    That isn't fighting, by the way, in any way, shape or form. It's just shunning out things that annoy you.

    As opposed to allowing things that annoy me to continue to annoy me and stay close to me?

    It's

  26. Laugh by koan · · Score: 1

    Jump lab rat jump.

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  27. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by WrecklessSandwich · · Score: 1

    So I can't stand outside my car when I fill up with gas because those asshats want to put in 30 display screens playing advertisements WITH sound blaring. Fine, fuck-em. I get back in my car and turn on the music a little louder and relax till the indicator says it has stopped filling up.

    Where the hell are you filling up your car that they have ads on the gas pumps? I've never seen such a thing.

  28. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by EdIII · · Score: 1

    Places on the west coast of the US. It has been gaining a lot of traction in the last couple of years. Right above the pump they put a steel enclosure with two small flat screens and built in speakers. Pump the volume way up and go to town on you.

    Worst part is there are not all in sync. It's a cacophony of "advertising sounds", which are the most annoying because they are specifically designed to manipulate you and gain your attention. Seriously... who talks like that in real life?

    When I went to Las Vegas for a convention they had them all over the place. I think it was called Terribles.

  29. You mean people use the kinect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That useless hunk of shit I overpaid wayyyy to much on because of promises of cool games and interaction that lost its novelty after about 2 weeks because taking more time and energy to wave my hand and talking outloud instead of just pushing a button is actually being used by enough people to warrant this kind of advertising?

    Kinect is a waste of money and plastic. The wiimote is a better control device than the kinect the wiimote is a piece of shit that isnt 1/10th as good as the ps3 Move which still even it sucks because motion control sucks, I just got dazzled by it and foolishly bought a kinect. Luckily amazon was more than happy to refund my money.

    Back to the advertising. I dont give a rats ass because I dont watch tv. I DVR stuff the very few programs I want to see on history channel, pbs and discovery. Everything else I watch for free online or access via netflix. Aside from banners on websites I havent actually had to watch a commercial so far this entire year more than just a few times. No way in hell Im doing anything on my console that will push more commercials on me.

    Hell I dont even have my 360 hooked up to the internet and havent for a year or more just because there is no reason for me to. I refuse to pay for XBL when I can play games online free on my pc and 360, I can watch shows and movies on netflix, and well basically I dont do anything with my 360 but play single player games that are exclusive to it that I cant get on my ps3 and then pc first.

    Fuck the kinect, fuck advertisements and fuck the kinect watching me to tell me what ads to show me. Last thing I want is a god damn device watching me.

  30. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 1

    Advertising is about manipulation and deception, and anytime accurate or relevant information has been imparted, it is only a consequence of law, and the minimum amount possible.

    That's the whole reason we're even arguing right there. Advertising, in its purest form, is simply making people aware of what you're offering. That's the concept. What you describe is a con. Which is how the vast majority of ads is presented to us today. Mostly because it works. However, there's huge subset of people who dislike and don't fall for that crap and would be more inclined to buy things when they are objectively presented. For me, say, a good cell phone ad would be simply a spec sheet. So for people like me that's what they should serve, and in that sense targeted advertising would make it actually work as a service, not a burden. Even for someone like you, they could send offers of greatly priced earplugs and blindfolds for when you have to go out.

    As for your rationale that you're winning, I can't really follow. You seem to think that, somehow, the advertising industry is keeping a score or something. They are the ones not playing, here. Not with you. You're just collateral. You know what I think is missing in your life, dude? MyCleanPC! Filter all kinds of unwanted troubles with MyCleanPC! Take control of your life! MyCleanPC will help you avoid and kill advertisers on the interwebz. MyCleanPC: For a better, easier tomorrow.

  31. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by EdIII · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Then it comes down to a disagreement over what a term means. Advertising, in practice, is in discordance with your definition. My definition, OTOH, fits perfectly.

    That's fine, let's not make it about right or wrong definitions. I understand the concept you are trying to present and agree that it is vastly preferable to the current offering.

    However, targeted advertisements will not take advantage of the fact I am looking for a cellphone and offer me reviews and technical data. It will be more vapid, manipulative, and deceitful media not designed to inform, but to get me to react and agree to their call to action.

    It's really quite funny. I mean, I understand what you are saying, but it is not in reality.

    Your preferred version of reality: Hey, dog. I have something over here that is nutritious, weighs x amount, tastes like a reasonable facsimile of bacon. It may, or may not contain, toxic substances from our dubiously sourced suppliers in China, where as you know, they eat you.

    Reality: Look whats over here! I got Bacon! It's BACON! Come get it mother fucker! Come get it!

    Even for someone like you, they could send offers of greatly priced earplugs and blindfolds for when you have to go out.

    Cute. I am paying far too much attention to the women around me to notice bill boards, have music for earplugs (advanced solution), and can walk away from most areas that get too fucking annoying. For instance, I wholly stopped shopping at Walgreens the first time a motion activated advertisement started screaming at me about the product on the shelf right next to it. Fuck that noise. I don't need blindfolds and earplugs for that. Just don't walk into a Walgreens.

    As for your rationale that you're winning, I can't really follow. You seem to think that, somehow, the advertising industry is keeping a score or something.

    OMG. LMFAO.

    They are keeping score. It's called Metrics and ROI. How else do you think those big firms justify their existence in the first place? There is actual data that shows the effectiveness of advertising.

    I'm winning, quite simply, because my goal is to remove advertising from my life and their goal is to forcibly inject advertisement into my life. As well as collect data on me that violates the level of privacy I find desirable.

    There you go. I'm winning and will continue to do so.

    Your lofty idea that advertising can change, despite the privacy implications of targeted advertising is supremely cute. Cute, like believing in Santa Claus kind of cute.

  32. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

    So I can't stand outside my car when I fill up with gas because those asshats want to put in 30 display screens playing advertisements WITH sound blaring. Fine, fuck-em. I get back in my car and turn on the music a little louder and relax till the indicator says it has stopped filling up.

    Speaking of freedom: unfortunately, you can't do that in many states, since quite a few have outlawed the nice catches that would hold the gas pump trigger until the tank was full (at least at self-service pumps -- the full-service guys still get to use these "advanced technologies").

    Those of you in southern states may not mind this as much, but when you're trying to fill up with a subzero wind chill in a northern climate and forgot your gloves that day (because otherwise you spend so little time outdoors in your commute that your pockets work fine for the rest of the day), this is NOT a fun experience. I don't even need to get back in my car: I'd just like to put my hands in my pockets, for gosh sake. (I'll happily discharge any static wherever you want me to after participating in that dangerous behavior, which the full-service guys get the privilege to do.)

    On a particularly cold day, I even saw a guy take a sort of short bungie cord thing he had rigged up and wrap it around the gas pump trigger -- just so he could get back in his car. Yeah... that's the kind of behavior we want to encourage.

    All this because in the few refueling fires that have occurred, in something like 1/3 of cases, people returned to their cars while pumping, and the going theory (just a theory, mind you, not strong empirical testing) is that these people built up static electricity which caused the fuel to ignite.

    Anyhow -- if it's so freaking dangerous, why not put a huge sign on the gas pump: "THE SURGEON GENERAL SAYS: DO NOT RETURN TO YOUR CAR WHILE FUELING OR YOU WILL DIE!" or whatever. I know there are small signs with this information buried on gas pumps, but if it's so darn dangerous, why not make the warning stronger? After all, I've definitely seen many scenarios where family members are "tag-teaming" during the gassing up, and even without the convenient trigger lock apparatus, it's very easy for someone to exit the car to come assist or talk to the person pumping the gas and theoretically discharge static electricity...

    ... if that indeed is even the cause in a significant number of these fires -- in which case, we need to put up huge signs and actually teach people to discharge themselves properly before being in contact with the fueling apparatus, not inconvenience millions of people every day for no apparent reason.

  33. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by tyrus568 · · Score: 1

    Saw these at an Exxon in Houston last week. They automatically turn on when you begin pumping gas, and turn off when you stop pumping. To stop winos from watching TV, or something. The one I saw was showing the local weather with ads on the sides/corners, which isn't too bad, I guess. I still found it somewhat annoying.

  34. No thanks by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

    I find *ALL* advertising to be annoying and unwanted, the more custom tailored it is to me the more offensive I find it. Also, advertising seems to operate under the assumption that people have money to spend. Tell me, how is an advertising based economy going to work when every year more and more people are unemployed? I don't care how targeted and relevant your ads are, people without jobs aren't going to buy your product/service.

    The advertising economy is headed for a huge crash. It's a scam, top to bottom.

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  35. So what's the deal? by Dragoniel · · Score: 1

    Is anyone taking all this Kinect crap seriously? In my area nobody really cares, including me. Personally, I don't really want to shout or wave my arms like an idiot for the computer to do something. Keyboard or a controller sounds much more comfortable.

  36. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by Sosarian+Avatar · · Score: 1

    I can't speak for others, but I'm in Northern California -- for maybe 2 years, there have been LCD screens playing generic ads at an independent station and TV-show ads at a Shell. They're loud/annoying enough that a lot of people (including me) go out of their way to buy gas at the nice quiet ad-free Exxon across the street from Shell now.

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  37. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by Sosarian+Avatar · · Score: 1

    It shouldn't even be an issue -- any ad-blocker worth its salt uses the online blocklists like EasyList and downloads the latest version every day or two. I've only seen ads on YouTube one time, and it was because my mother had disabled Ad-Block Plus for some reason.

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  38. Re:Kinect Will Be a Fish-Finder Without Chum by yahwotqa · · Score: 1

    "Miranda..."

  39. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by wierd_w · · Score: 1

    I recently experienced this at a speedys in st joseph mo.

    As if the idea of charging me a for profit rate for the petrol wasn't enough, they lambasted me with adverts for fox news... on a full color oled display built into the pump that double dutys as the credit terminal.

    Speedys is a Sinclair affiliate.

    The local quickshops in my area (just a 4.5 hour drive away, in another state..) have taken to blasting me with audio only adverts, but at least those make sense, as they are for items found inside the gas station like coffee, doughnuts, and candybars.

    The video ads for TV shows is just... wrf, and over the top meta.

    Its an advert, for a show, supported in part by adverts, on a medium that the show doesn't get shown on, in a setting where you would never see that show... ever!...

    It did make mw wonder though.

    The credit terminal was displaying what looked to be at least 400px wide, full motion digital video with sound. Are these adverts cached locally inside the pump, or do they get streamed on the fly from a hosting service?

    If the former, it would be amusing as hell to hack the pumps to display silly fake PSAs, and other LULz.

    If the latter, wouldn't that cause the pump operators to have an outstandingly large data throughput with their ISP?

    I really hope its the former, and somebody manages to create remote exploits for it with a man in the middle attack, so that "unapproved content" can be pushed to the devices when they update. (Imagine how powerful these would be to spread hacker propoganda.)

    And if its the latter, it would be interested in knowing how they manage to get a profit, given the extortionate datarates most businesses face.

  40. 1984 by rullywowr · · Score: 1

    All Kinect users are equal, but some are more equal than others.

  41. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

    It did make mw wonder though.

    The credit terminal was displaying what looked to be at least 400px wide, full motion digital video with sound. Are these adverts cached locally inside the pump, or do they get streamed on the fly from a hosting service?

    If the former, it would be amusing as hell to hack the pumps to display silly fake PSAs, and other LULz.

    If the latter, wouldn't that cause the pump operators to have an outstandingly large data throughput with their ISP?

    You missed the middle option--the adverts are stored on a local server inside the gas station's store, similar to most airplane seat-back entertainment systems.

  42. Could Be a Good Thing by organgtool · · Score: 1

    When I first saw this headline, I was enraged at the fact that something like the natural progression of targeted advertising could be covered by a patent. Then I thought about it for a second and realized that the inability of companies other than Microsoft to perform this kind of targeted advertising may actually be a good thing for me. Since I don't use many Microsoft services, I won't have to worry about being assaulted with this kind of advertising from the services I do use.

    On a somewhat related note, perhaps companies should be more concerned with overloading their viewers with their ads. After a couple of days of browsing YouTube and seeing a 30-second spot for SK Energy or Vitamin Water every 10 minutes, I can guarantee that I will never buy any of their products. If I was a dick, I would file a patent for offering advertising services that guarantee that the ad would only be displayed to a user once every few hours to ensure that I don't overload them with my ads and push them away from my product.

  43. Re:the sad thing is people will buy it by AngryDeuce · · Score: 1

    My sister-in-law takes the bus to work every morning, and over the last 5 years they've gone from just having the ads plastered on the sides that we've been seeing for decades, to audio ads played over the loudspeakers inside the bus, and now LCD's inside the bus serving ads the entire time, flanked by print ads...

    To make matters even worse, the volume of those ads has increasingly been getting raised higher and higher, probably due to the fact that more and more people are listening to their headphones to avoid them. She tells me that now, even with her volume turned all the way up (which I'll admit is not as loud as it used to be since all these devices do volume limitations to prevent ear injury), and even wearing big over-the-ear active noise-cancelling headphones, unless she's listening to something really upbeat and frantic like metal, the ads are still audible in the background. That's completely ridiculous to me...if the ads are so loud that you can hear them through the damn headphones with music, there's a serious problem that needs to be dealt with.

    As for your augmented reality glasses, I would so throw some money at something like that. I have a sneaking suspicion that every single advertising agency would throw every penny they have at their disposal at making sure you get branded a terrorist or child pornographer for even attempting to subvert their influence that way...

    It's not so far off, though. We've already got things like Word Lens, which can automatically recognize text and translate it to a different language using just your phone's camera in real time, so we very well could see a visual Adblock Plus built into Google Glasses that writes a big white box over anything that resembles an advertisement. Given the rate of advertising being shoved into every corner of our lives, we're probably going to be seeing lots and lots of white boxes as we look around in those Google Glasses...

  44. I'm afraid I can't do that Dave. by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    You look unhappy Dave...

    Also makes me think of the robot from the movie "Moon".

    Waiting for next generation psychological software now...

    In the future everyone will wear privacy masks.