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Does Grammar Matter Anymore?

theodp writes "A lighthearted 4th of July post pointing out how Microsoft Word could help Google CEO Larry Page catch typos in his Google+ posts turned out to be fighting words for GeekWire readers. "Grammar is an important indicator of the quality of one's message," insisted one commenter. "You shouldn't have disgraced yourself by stooping to trolling your readers with an article about what essentially amounts to using a full blown word processor for a tweet. Albeit an rather long example of one," countered another. A few weeks earlier, the WSJ sparked a debate with its report that grammar gaffes have invaded the office in an age of informal e-mail, texting and Twitter. So, does grammar matter anymore?"

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  1. It's like this. by dtmos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whether grammar matters or not depends on the recipient of the message, not the originator. As anyone who has designed a compiler will tell you, it's an error-prone PITA to have to pre-process input before it is in a useable form. If the recipient can do this, no harm is done, except that the recipient is aware that the sender gave him more work to do than was necessary -- something usually not considered a compliment.

    1. Re:It's like this. by WhiteHover · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here. If Microsoft's Word can help Google's CEO with grammar, then why the hell Google's tools cannot. It just means that Google (and cloud) is lacking behind and desktop apps still rule.

    2. Re:It's like this. by tsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're spot on. If someone writes and uses bad grammar (and spelling) it takes time to translate the message to normal [insert language here]. Not using correct spelling and grammar shows disdain for the receiver, wether intentional or not.

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    3. Re:It's like this. by dtmos · · Score: 4, Informative

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here.

      If I'm missing the point, why does the submission end with the question, "So, does grammar matter anymore?"

      I would say that was the point.

    4. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're forgetting the part where using improper grammar makes you look like an idiot.

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    5. Re:It's like this. by udoschuermann · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Use of proper grammar is an indicator that the originator of the message cared about the message, and would rather have the message be heard loud and clear, than allow presentation to distract from its poignancy.

      Whenever I read things like "id like to by a new car," I cringe inside, imagine some grunting ape who happened across a keyboard, and move on without thinking about the attempted message. If that was the intended effect, then "buy all means," have at it, folks!

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    6. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Who are you communicating with? I toss resumes with grammar mistakes. Yup, I'm an asshole. However, I've got plenty of resumes, and I want programmers who can communicate clearly. Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer. Perfection isn't the point; clarity of communications and the perception of competency, are.

    7. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget the problems of misinterpretation and ambiguity.
      Not understanding the message is one thing, but understanding it as something that wasn't intended is worse. And when correctly parsing the message and the result is completely different from what the author intended, it's worst of all.

      Not only do people use reduced vocabularies and lackluster grammar, but they use words and phrases wrong, so unless the recipient also does it wrong, the same way, misunderstandings are very likely.

      In short, I think it boils down to people not caring much anymore. There's no pride in anything one does. The "whatever" generation is taking over.

    8. Re:It's like this. by ElmoGonzo · · Score: 2

      I agree. Grammar is a bit like neckties insofar as it is possible to function without one but when you wish to gain admission into establishments where they are required, neckties become indispensable. There are places where precise grammar is needed to reduce ambiguity and establish clear meaning but the primary function of grammar is to establish linguistic register. http://grammar.about.com/od/rs/g/registerterm.htm

    9. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

       

    10. Re:It's like this. by sycodon · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

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    11. Re:It's like this. by gmuslera · · Score: 2, Informative

      still depends on the recipient. If he doesn't care or don't know the proper grammar, won't matter a lot. In fact, "wrong" grammar could be a part of a subculture where the proper one is bad. And is not just for english, i'm very aware about how this is going for spanish, and probably other languages suffer the same problem too.

    12. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not necessarily an idiot, but ignorantly uneducated and aliterate. Ignorance != stupidity.

      No, "aliterate" wasn't a misspelling or typo.

    13. Re:It's like this. by ameen.ross · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe we should start making scary sounds when someone uses poor grammer in a conversation, just like compiler warnings.

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    14. Re:It's like this. by alanthenerd · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...disdain for the receiver, wether intentional or not.

      Whether. Or was that intentional?

    15. Re:It's like this. by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If I'm missing the point, why does the submission end with the question, "So, does grammar matter anymore?"

      I would say that was the point.

      I don't think you're missing the point, but I do think WhiteHover makes a valid point.

      If you're asserting "yes, grammar does matter" - then yes, you've answered the original question. But I would venture to suggest that if the answer is "yes", then the very next question has to be "Okay, given that grammar is important - and given that Microsoft have had desktop applications with built-in grammar check since around 1997 - how come Google don't?"

    16. Re:It's like this. by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      You're forgetting the part where using improper grammar makes you look like an idiot.

      I was wondering when you grammar nazis would get around to sending a regiment our way but I see you felt alarmed enough by that headline to scramble an entire panzer corps.

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    17. Re:It's like this. by necro81 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The duck test is applicable for grammar too

      You mean the part where if the speaker weighs as much as a duck, she must be a witch? What does that have to do with grammar.

      [For those who can't tell that I'm joking: the duck test is "if it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it probably is." Very true for users of poor grammar. The duck test I am referencing comes from Monty Python.]

    18. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 4, Informative

      For private conversations, maybe. At work, though, bad grammar always makes you look like an idiot. How would you like to hire someone who can't even spell correctly on their resume?

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    19. Re:It's like this. by necro81 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      No, making a spelling error while professing to use decent grammar is not an example of irony.

    20. Re:It's like this. by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're completely missing the point. We should be talking about the quality of Google's tools here. If Microsoft's Word can help Google's CEO with grammar, then why the hell Google's tools cannot. It just means that Google (and cloud) is lacking behind and desktop apps still rule.

      Actually, it doesn't mean that at all. The fact that some posts could be improved by Microsoft's tools doesn't mean those tools would be a net gain. In each new version of Word, I generally spend a little while trying out the grammar check function -- and it does occasionally catch grammatical errors. But, when used by someone who knows what they are doing, it more often misflags correct grammar, and it tends to be a net productivity drag, which is why after a short try-out period, it ends up getting turned off.

      If something is important enough to have someone proofread, you should do that. If it isn't—and you have any grammar skills of your own to start with—you're probably wasting your time using an automated grammar checker.

    21. Re:It's like this. by RaceProUK · · Score: 3, Funny

      Similarly, I make an effort to write clearly and use decent grammer.

      Oh, the irony...

      You must go to the Alanis Morrisette School of Irony.

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    22. Re:It's like this. by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2

      Touche - such is the over-reliance on defective tools that don't differentiate between homophones.

    23. Re:It's like this. by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

      still depends on the recipient. If he doesn't care or don't know the proper grammar, won't matter a lot. In fact, "wrong" grammar could be a part of a subculture where the proper one is bad. And is not just for english, i'm very aware about how this is going for spanish, and probably other languages suffer the same problem too.

      Proper grammar is definitely contextual. When speaking to your peers, grammar may vary based on what is acceptable among them - so that one doesn't "stand out" or come across as trying to be "above" them. It's ridiculous that this is necessary - that speaking intelligently among any group can get you singled out as not belonging - but it's hardly new.

      During my couple years as a landscaper after high school, I quickly learned that speaking proper English ain't no way to earn the respect of coworkers. (And - trust me on this - correcting them was *definitely* not the answer.)

    24. Re:It's like this. by swalve · · Score: 2

      You'd think autocorrect would at least correct to the most used word, not the least used one.

    25. Re:It's like this. by bedonnant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Grammar used to be something that you learned in school. Using correct grammar means that you can express your thoughts clearly, which means that you can think clearly. You can use tools to catch typing mistakes, but if you need them to correct grammar, the problem lies with you.

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    26. Re:It's like this. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Don't grammar matter no more"

      Fixed.

      Knock that off, or I'll stab you with an exclamation point!

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    27. Re:It's like this. by aslagle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, if grammar matters, then I'd say the question is more properly, "Given that Microsoft has had desktop applications with built-in grammar check since around 1997, why doesn't Google have one?"

    28. Re:It's like this. by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them.
      For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

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    29. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the disdain is subjective. Grammar matters to the point that one person can communicate an idea; what matters most to is the content of a message, not the syntax and format. I speak with many people who are mentally challenged, maybe they don't always use proper grammar, but they don't mean to offend their audience.

      When reading content on the net I try to assume the author isn't a mad skillz 733t grammar professor and that possibly people make mistakes, It shouldn't detract from the message. I'm also not the greatest speller in the world, so I appreciate it when people over look my minor typos.

      I think the real issue is when people aren't willing to over look a typo or a missing comma and instead of focusing on the content of a message they focus on the formatting. Often I've seen someone post a comment where they're entirely correct, but get torn down because they used "their" instead of "they're" or "loose" instead of "lose" in a context were the intended meaning was evident. You'll see plenty of "let's eat Grandma!" and "I helped uncle jack off his horse" examples below demonstrating the importance of grammar, but most of the time, if people relax their anus' a little, it's easy enough to tell from the context of the situation what the author's intended meaning is.

      It's important to communicate ideas and, to me at least, the people who spend more time degrading others for the misuse of a rule are the stupid ones because they lack of ability to process and interpret content. We don't consider computers to be very smart, their tools that require very specific input. Think about what it would be like if the response to every other word you said or wrote was "segmentation fault". We as humans have the capability to derive meaning and understand abstract ideas, if a person is going to focus on syntax and formatting and ignore the message they're no smarter than a machine.

    30. Re:It's like this. by Bengie · · Score: 2

      double negatives hurt my brain :*(

    31. Re:It's like this. by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find grammar trolls to beone of the lowest forms of Internet life. The recipient will judge the content and ether won't notice such errors, or they will note them and form their own opinion. Whether the grammar or spelling police point it out is redundant.

      Grammar and spelling police seem to thrive on the thrill of pointing out someone else's error while adding nothing of value to a topic.

      As to grammar in general, the medium is important. A mistyped tweet sent from a phone is excusable. A formal response from a corporate CEO should always be proofread. However, claiming someone is insulting or dismissive simply because they failed to notice an error is pompous. It implies malice where logically none exists.

    32. Re:It's like this. by Tipa · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably none of them, but if one were, it would be the one between "these" and "ellipsis", but you probably wanted "ellipses" there anyway.

    33. Re:It's like this. by Legume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's grammar that matters, not tools that pick up a handful of borderline grammar issues and false positives over and over again, while missing many more important problems. I'm pretty good at spelling, but spell checkers still catch me out several times a day. I'm only okay at grammar, but I can't remember a single instance where Microsoft's tool has been helpful.

    34. Re:It's like this. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fixed.

      Knock that off. . .

      Will the castration of grammar succeed in amputating the infighting amongst the monks? Or is this a falsetto dilemma?

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    35. Re:It's like this. by s.petry · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Complex or not, the post you replied to is very correct. It's not about "awe, these rules are hard" it's about being able to articulate thoughts to as many recipients as possible, as clearly and concisely as possible.

      One must also consider the medium being used. Twitter has a very low character limit. I am way more tolerant to someone saying "B in L8 car broke down waiting for tow truck" than I would be if someone sent that same email.

      No language is perfect, and every language has complexities. Those complexities evolved over time to accommodate clarity. I'd be very surprised if suddenly there was no need to be clear with communication any longer.

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    36. Re:It's like this. by Schmorgluck · · Score: 2

      I'm part of the moderation team of an online forum for a (now dwindling) community. We've always been rather strict about spelling and grammar, but not to the point of requiring perfection. We're far more stern against the absence of punctuation, and walls of text are firmly discouraged.

      Some people just have a limited grasp on spelling and we can live with a few mistakes now and then. Some obviously don't give a shit, and we don't take it kindly.

      And then there are the cases of severe dysorthography. After debating the issue, we decided to let them in. That decision was met with mixed receptions. One of the oldest forum members threw a fit and left over that. An interesting thing is, over time, I've grown the ability to distinguish, at least in French, between dysorthography and not giving a shit (I guess the other moderators have too, I never asked them), by an intuitive process of which I never bothered to formalize the heuristics.

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    37. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll take one "grammer" over misuse of "they're" "their" and "their" any day. Misplacing a vowel is nothing compared to bizarre distortions of entire sentences that force re-reading them to make any sense of them.

      Putting it another way: some spelling and grammar errors matter to clear communication. Some are irrelevant except to pedants. If you can't tell the difference, then your writing is probably so poor that it "doesn't matter" to you. To everyone else in the world, it probably does matter, because you're likely confusing the hell out of them and looking unprofessional at the same time. Seriously, if you can't get correct spelling and coherent sentences on a resume, where the writing is an important demonstration of your communication abilities and it clearly does matter to the impression it will make on a potential employer, then it must be pretty darn bad. An employer that signs you on anyway will have difficulty communicating with you. That's a recipe for disaster unless there is no need to communicate on the job.

      Heh. My favorite was a restaurant a couple of weeks ago that had a chicken stir-fry special written on the chalkboard sign at the door: "with brocoili". We mentioned to the server that it was misspelled, thinking we were being helpful. As we left the restaurant we glanced at the sign: "with broccoili". Oh well. It doesn't really matter. It tastes the same either way :-)

    38. Re:It's like this. by hackula · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Very true. Being in the south, you see that sales people seem to have their own dialect. They intentionally sprinkle in slang and "Good Ole Boy"-isms all the time. Every business interaction is an act of some kind. When sales people talk like that to the engineers, of course they sound like morons, but to a client, it is conversational and disarming. Look at presidential campaigns. Whenever Hilary Clinton walked into an AME church, she started throwing out "ain't"s and "yall"s like candy. To be an effective communicator, you have to understand the context and audience more than anything. Of course, if you are incapable of using grammar correctly when it is required, you are going to be fairly limited.

    39. Re:It's like this. by Dog-Cow · · Score: 2

      Sometimes, when I rewrite sentences, MS apps will point out subject-verb agreement problems. Other than that, I pretty much agree with you.

    40. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Me fail english? That's unpossible!

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    41. Re:It's like this. by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Poor grammar always makes people look like an idiot to you. To another "idiot", it might make them look like a kindred soul. Dig?

      By the way, spelling and grammar are two distinct concepts. In order to avoid looking like you don't know the difference, you should have said something like, "How would you like to hire someone who 'ain't never missed no work in 2008-2012'?"

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    42. Re:It's like this. by Idbar · · Score: 2

      Well, are you complaining about dyslexia or grammar failures? I see you're mixing grammar with simple ignorance.

      I see some people are just getting used to what Twitter and Text messages and poor interfaces are forcing them to: Write short, not right.

      This, mixed with ignorance is leading to a disgraceful use of any language: One, some people want to fit as much information with the least number of keystrokes possible, and two, they don't know how to write. As a Spanish speaker, I've seen people using "x" for "por" (because in Spanish multiplication is "por", as in per/for), which has been degrading into "x k" (por que) and so on.

      In short, people is becoming too lazy.

    43. Re:It's like this. by hackula · · Score: 4, Funny

      It is, buy all intensive porpoises.

    44. Re:It's like this. by RJFerret · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not only an indicator they cared about the message, but that they care about how they present themselves.

      Does grooming matter? Does proper attire matter? Does body scent matter? Does posture matter? Does makeup matter?

      In a world where more communication is text based rather than face-to-face, I'd suggest grammar matters even more.

      (But please don't encourage those who don't value themselves to deceive.)

      PS: Even in an MMO grammar and spelling matter, those who can't communicate effectively don't get invited for runs, don't interact as much with others, and don't make the same progress, as those who do, regardless of skill level, ability, and other attributes.

    45. Re:It's like this. by rockout · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You could argue it is, due to the close relationship between grammar and spelling in the current context. For example, he'd likely toss a resume with grammar OR spelling mistakes in it; although he didn't explicitly mention spelling errors, that part can be reasonably inferred.

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    46. Re:It's like this. by invid · · Score: 5, Funny

      It depends. Some grammar rules are quite complex and few people actually know them. For instance; which.. of ...these ... ellipsis.... is...used... correctly?

      They're all correct if the speaker is Captain Kirk.

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    47. Re:It's like this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm part of the moderation team of an online forum for a (now dwindling) community.
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      We've always been rather strict about spelling and grammar

      If your online forum is not based on grammar and spelling, maybe that is why people are losing interest.

      I read and participate in specific forums because I am interested in the subject material, not grammar. Ignoring a portion of the population that uses bad grammar means you are missing things that are on topic and possibly informative. Car analogy here.. I'm installing a turbo on my car and I have a question about my timing curves. I'll take advice from someone that has experience what I'm doing regardless if he/she posts it in all caps and misspells every other word if I know that person has done what I'm I'm trying to do and has proven themselves in the forum and in real world experience. If I used only proper grammar as an indicator of knowledge and experience for something not grammar related, I could get burned.

      People put WAY to much emphasis on proper grammar and try to relate that skill with other skills. It's like trusting a salesman because he is wearing a suit.

    48. Re:It's like this. by Vanderhoth · · Score: 2

      You could be passing up a brilliant problem solver that's possibly dyslexia or just doesn't understand all of the complex, sometimes seemingly subjective, rules for spelling and grammar. Just because someone isn't good at one specific thing doesn't mean they're useless.

      Also idiot is a very subjective term. As an example, you think because someone can spell they're an idiot, where someone else might think a lack of fundamental understanding of social protocols, such as it's not polite to call others idiots, makes you an idiot. I'm not saying you have a bad attitude, I don't know you so I can't make that call, please don't take offense to this next statement. I would hire someone that might not be a great speller over someone with a bad attitude who thinks that bad spelling makes others less intelligent. There are tools to help a candidate that can't spell, nothing can be done for a candidate with a superiority complex and/or bad attitude.

    49. Re:It's like this. by michael_cain · · Score: 3, Informative

      From a grammar perspective, the last one, indicating a pause to suggest irony or a hidden meaning. Typographically, it depends on which style guide you use. The MLA's style guide, for example, insists on three dots with a full space separating the dots themselves and the text before and after. That's almost impossible to do in HTML, as most of the layout engines will strip out some of those spaces, even if you use the non-breaking space glyph. By the way, the plural is ellipses.

    50. Re:It's like this. by gman003 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Correction: it should be "ellipses", not "ellipsis". Ellipsis is singular, ellipses is plural.

    51. Re:It's like this. by tsa · · Score: 2

      Nice example. If the salesman wasn't wearing a suit you'd probably trust him less. The suit is part of the package, like grammar is part of the message.

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    52. Re:It's like this. by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      However, claiming someone is insulting or dismissive simply because they failed to notice an error is pompous. It implies malice where logically none exists.

      On the contrary, it implies stupidity, ignorance, a slapdash attitude, or combinations of these. Neither are traits I favour or reward.

    53. Re:It's like this. by nashv · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ellipses are punctuation, which is important in prose. Grammar on the other hand is not a mere symbolic identifier. Grammar establishes the rules of the language from which meaning is derived.

      Yes, punctuation may also convey meaning , but has a much shallower effect than grammar.

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    54. Re:It's like this. by Rei · · Score: 2

      Quite true. Example from Firefly:

      Mal: Ain't no way in the 'Verse they could find that compartment. Even if they were lookin' for it.
      Zoe: Why not?
      Mal: 'Cause?

      I don't think there's anyone in the verse who would defend the grammatical correctness of the sentence "'Cause?". But given the choice between that and an equivalent, more grammatically correct sentence (something like "It is an assumption of mine which I haven't really thought through but which I nonetheless believe."), I'd choose "'Cause?".

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    55. Re:It's like this. by David+Chappell · · Score: 2

      Grammar used to be something that you learned in school. Using correct grammar means that you can express your thoughts clearly, which means that you can think clearly. You can use tools to catch typing mistakes, but if you need them to correct grammar, the problem lies with you.

      I agree. I think far to many confuse the reasons for writing gramatically with the reasons for spelling correctly. The primary reason for spelling correctly is to appear educated. (Writing "connexion" instead of "connection" or "det" instead of "debt" does not alter meaning.)

      In contrast, the primary reason for using good, strong grammer is to convey more meaning. An example of weak grammar: "The trigger is the gun fireer." Strong grammer: "The shooter fires the gun by drawing back the trigger."

      Unfortunately, an entire generation grew up thinking that those who insist on good grammer do so because they are snobs.

    56. Re:It's like this. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong. I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms. There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time. That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem. I'd love to be able to blame it on the new Internet generation, but as I see it among older professionals who don't really spend much time online, I suspect it's just something working its way through the culture.

      I don't flag it for people because it starts arguments more often than not. That doesn't stop me from cringing when I read e-mail from people who should know better, especially when they're sending out formal notices that really should go through grammar checks before being sent.

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    57. Re:It's like this. by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Your (and a whole lot of others') refusal to use the shift key hurts mine. Do you realise how uneducated it makes you look?

    58. Re:It's like this. by Mattcelt · · Score: 2

      Try learning Russian, French, or any of the other languages where the addition of negatives strengthen the negative instead of cancelling it out. It's only your Germanic language roots that are making your head hurt.

    59. Re:It's like this. by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 2

      Ack, replying to this to fix a misclick mod. But you are absolutely correct. The medium of the message makes a big difference in what people will tolerate.

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    60. Re:It's like this. by oldmac31310 · · Score: 2

      But you would need a few upper case words in there to get the full Shatner effect.

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    61. Re:It's like this. by Eravau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yes, punctuation may also convey meaning , but has a much shallower effect than grammar.

      I beg to differ. Something as small as a comma can make a huge difference in the meaning of what is written. For example:

      • Stop clubbing baby seals: Cease beating baby seals with a club!
      • Stop clubbing baby, seals: Hey you seals! Stop beating that baby with a club!
      • Stop clubbing, baby seals: hey you baby seals! Stop going out dancing!

      I'm not sure I would call that shallow. It may be a silly example, but it applies to real-life sentences as well.

    62. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      English's Germanic roots are great. The problem was when the French Normans invaded Britain and fucked it up by merging their language with the Germanic language that was in place there.

      Putting a French language together with a Germanic language is like putting ketchup on a chocolate cake. And this is why English is the way it is now.

    63. Re:It's like this. by asylumx · · Score: 3, Informative

      anus' was meant to be possessive, as in it belongs to the person, not as in there are more than one

      Um, that's still the incorrect usage.

      but most of the time, if people relax their anus' a little

      In this case "their" takes care of the possessive for you; all you need to do to your anus is pluralize it. The apostrophe in your example is actually giving your anuses ownership over "a little."

    64. Re:It's like this. by dwye · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, the double negative behaving in a Boolean manner rather than an intensifying manner (as with most Indo-European languages) is a fairly recent thing. Chaucer would not have dreamed of it, and I doubt that either Spenser or Shakespeare would have been to sure which way was "correct" -- blame the 18th century dictionary writers for creating/codifying rules in a more complicated fashion to allow more complicated thoughts (on paper, at least -- in speech it just gets confusing).

      French grammar had almost no influence on English grammar, which is mainly a result of the pidginization that occurred when Old Norse/Danish came in contact with Old English, and all the agglutenate prefixes and postfixes were different while the roots were mainly the same. French words were hoovered up like crazy, but the grammar was ignored.

    65. Re:It's like this. by qzjul · · Score: 4, Funny

      I AGREE! THE SHIFT KEY IS AN ABSOLUTE MUST!

      :) (I had to add this small section to get through the filter)

    66. Re:It's like this. by gorzek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've used MS Word's grammar checking capabilities, and I agree that they can only be a supplement to someone who already has solid writing skills. It has prodded me to rewrite long sentences, fix subject-verb agreement, get rid of passive voice, other things of that nature. It's also caught my occasional typo and duplicate word--errors that are easy to skip over when you're re-reading your draft for the tenth time.

      If someone is a poor writer in the first place, all the spelling- and grammar-checkers in the world won't fix that. They'll just paper over the more obvious defects. People should never, ever count on a software tool to fix their writing. It can only be a modestly-helpful guide, not a blunt tool to do the work for you. Natural language processing is just not very good. Even online translation tools do little more than find-and-replace words with their foreign language counterparts, then try to rearrange them into a grammar consistent with that language. You can usually get the general idea of the original text, but a human translation by someone fluent in both languages is almost always vastly superior. The bottom line is that computers are very bad at semantics, and even worse at "reading between the lines." This is not a fault of computers, either, but of software researchers and the industry as a whole.

      Lay people often get the mistaken impression that because computers are now good at pattern recognition (picking out faces, analyzing voice samples into text, etc.) they are also good at figuring out the "meaning" of these things. They are not. Pattern recognition and semantics are totally different areas of research.

    67. Re:It's like this. by thomst · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Martin Blank opined:

      You may be one of the rare few that can truly tax Word's grammar checker but the overwhelming majority of people who believe that it's useless are flat wrong. I see this at work basically every day. I work with people who have degrees and should be able to write fairly well (at least well enough to not lose a grade on grammar) but neither properly capitalize nor know the common homonyms. There is also the unnecessary capitalization of words because people think they're acronyms: I see "WEB" and "FOB" (access tokens) all the time. That the lose/loose problem is spilling into the workplace is an even bigger sign of the problem. I'd love to be able to blame it on the new Internet generation, but as I see it among older professionals who don't really spend much time online, I suspect it's just something working its way through the culture.

      The thing is, none of the errors you list are mistakes of GRAMMAR. Instead, each of them is a USAGE error, as distinct from a grammatical one.

      Grammar, per se, is structural in nature: basically, it's the rules of sentence construction. In common usage, grammar is often conflated with such topics as spelling, usage, capitalization, and punctuation, but they are, in fact separate issues. Tthe fact that you, yourself, conflate them is an indication of the size of the gap between what "everybody knows" about language, and what the technical terms they bandy about actually mean.

      Those of us who care about such distinctions are vastly outnumbered by those who don't - and the disparity in numbers is growing. Texting is a contributor to the problem, as is the dismal state of public "education" in the U.S. So is the perceived casual nature of email and blog commenting, where errors of grammar, usage, spelling, punctuation and capitalization are so commonplace that they have become the new norm - and fuddy-duddies like me, who insist on employing grammatically-correct, properly-spelled-and-punctuated Engilsh, paying careful attention to usage, are looked at as dinosaurs, at best, or, less charitably, as elitist snobs.

      Welcome to Idiocracy.

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    68. Re:It's like this. by icensnow · · Score: 2, Informative

      The GGP has a .sig that identifies a UK domain name. Use of plural for corporate names as collective nouns is the most common form in British English, or at least it is far more common than in American English. Rather than arguing about what is correct, it is worth noting that grammar is a social consensus that drifts with time and varies with location.

    69. Re:It's like this. by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've seen some of their barely-readable resumes, and I wonder how they got hired in the first place.

      Maybe that's the problem: your company attracts people who can't write worth a shit, and it's a feedback loop (the people doing the hiring can't write, so they hire more people who can't write, and the process repeats itself). Maybe you need to just switch to a different company; I really haven't seen this level of bad writing at the places I've worked. It has been my experience, however, that every company, big or small, has a certain culture about it and ways of doing things, and tends to attract certain types of people, and those who don't fit in don't last long. It sounds like you're not a very good fit for that company.

    70. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2

      French grammar had almost no influence on English grammar, which is mainly a result of the pidginization that occurred when Old Norse/Danish came in contact with Old English, and all the agglutenate prefixes and postfixes were different while the roots were mainly the same. French words were hoovered up like crazy, but the grammar was ignored.

      While true, the Roman occupation, and the use of Latin as the educated language did place the Latin grammar as a perfectly acceptable alternative to the established pidginized Germanic grammar -- with the result that to this day, people wanting to sound educated (or Yoda-like) use Latin grammar instead of Germanic, and everyone can understand them (although weird it sometimes sounds).

    71. Re:It's like this. by purpledinoz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      German is not great. It's terrible. Nouns can be female, male, or neutral, there are 4 cases (Nominativ, Dativ, Akkusativ, Genitiv), they pile all their verbs at the end in a giant confusing stack, and the worst part, the "trennbare Verben", the separable verbs. Some verbs can separate into 2 parts. The first part is used normally, and the second part is dumped at the end of the sentence, which can be miles away. This means, you can be reading a super complicated huge sentence which spans two pages, and when you get to the end, you're greeted by an "ab", which changes the whole damn meaning of the sentence. By this time, you've already forgotten which verb this belongs to. Mark Twain wrote a great short called "The Awful German Language", which is very entertaining for English speakers learning German.

    72. Re:It's like this. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you can't tell the difference, then your writing is probably so poor that it "doesn't matter" to you. To everyone else in the world, it probably does matter, because you're likely confusing the hell out of them and looking unprofessional at the same time.

      You just reminded me of something I haven't seen yet mentioned in this thread: the issue is mostly about depth of use of language.

      Some people skate by with communication, misusing idioms, filling their sentences with cliches, not caring whether words are spelled correctly. They don't care, and they don't care if others do it. Why? Because it communicates as much as they're used to communicating.

      It's like people living their entire lives by candle light. They see nothing wrong with doing everything in this manner, and can't see why other people get annoyed when they hand them a candle to do some task. They have no grasp that there is a higher resolution available.

      Then others do everything under high intensity flood lights. They see the detail of everything around them all the time, whether they need to or not -- expending vast amounts of energy to ensure that they miss nothing. To them this is normal. If they visit someone who only has candles and then presents them with a famous painting to examine, they're insulted that the person thinks so little of them as to present the painting in such bad light. The candle person then gets affronted because their candle "isn't good enough" for the flood light person.

      In return, to attempt to explain the situation to the candle person, the flood light person then unexpectedly turns on their portable flood lamp to show the candle person what they're missing... which of course does nothing other than hurt the eyes of the candle person and make everything so bright that nothing is truly visible.

      People who take grammar, style, spelling and word choice very seriously tend to do so because to them, saying "a flame can be hot" is vastly different to saying "a flame may be hot". Their internal narrative of the world is much more complex than that of someone who doesn't really understand the difference.

      For another illustration, there are some people groups in Central America who have no word for pink. This doesn't bother them; they don't ever have a reason to use the word, as they have no need to differentiate between pink and red in their daily life. Compare that to a graphic artist, who has very specific words for distinct hues and shades of colour. Neither people group is necessarily more intelligent Get them both to look at a pink flower and one will say it is red, while the other will say it is a pale dusty rose with a hint of burnt umber.

      The same goes for grammar.

      Ooh... another illustration. Imagine what would happen if someone who had never done any computer programming was asked to write something in, say, Python, using as much sample code as they wanted, but having to actually write it out themselves? You can bet that at the least, it would fail due to improper indentation. You can't really say that the compiler is a "python nazi" or that it is elitist or stuck up about the author's use of the language. It just can't understand exactly what is being asked of it, because there are key details missing or too vague to actually understand what is being asked.

      Similarly, those who use language lightly generally don't put in as much work as those who plumb the depths of the language, and so aren't tripped up by all the "did they really mean to say that?" moments. They just assume everyone thinks like them and will get their meaning -- where observation clearly shows that even with a precise grammar and lexicon, two people need to use flow control and error correction in their conversation to have any hope of having an approximate comprehension of what is being discussed. But when disparate comprehension is "good enough" for what is actually being attempted, why bother actually trying to understand?

    73. Re:It's like this. by Gorobei · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Dead on right. It's all about peers. At a good (top 10) firm I joined, in the first week two senior people asked me to review a) the mail one was about to send, and b) the math in a document. The culture was seriously "we look professional, we do not let mistakes get out into the wild."

      Now I'm at a much larger firm. Some of the mail I receive sounds as if it were penned by someone with final stage rabies. Makes me think the author's entire management chain isn't doing its job.

    74. Re:It's like this. by Pseudonym · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ps, i weep that you will never know the beauty of an e e cummings poem

      Speaking only for myself, I happily accept nonstandard grammar, spelling or punctuation if there is a clear attempt at creativity behind it. It needn't be anywhere near as good as E.E. Cummings' poetry or James Joyce's prose; few are capable of that. A good use of language does not have to be a correct use of language, where "correct" is measured against your favourite style guide.

      I also don't have a problem with nonstandard language to overcome a limitation of the medium, such as the 140 character limit or the ergonomics of many mobile devices. I also concede cultural conventions, such as the conversational characteristics of comments. In addition, you often can't assume that someone is writing in their native language.

      Having said all that, using "correct" language is fundamentally a matter of courtesy. By using "correct" spelling, good grammar and correct punctuation, you are saying to your reader that you understand that they don't have to read what you say, and so you are going to do them the courtesy of making it easy for them to do so. If you, as a speaker or writer, signal that you don't care about me, then I don't care about what you have to say.

      I don't mind a creative writer who plays with language. They, at least, are trying to reward me for the extra effort I have to expend to read it. If it's not my cup of fur, I appreciate that others will enjoy it and I appreciate that you tried.

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    75. Re:It's like this. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      "German sounds like a man being choked to death; French sounds like cat fight; Spanish sounds like molasses gurgling out of a jug." -- R.A. Heinlein

      I'm thinkin' this might apply equally to their respective grammars.

      English might be compared to a cement mixer. ;)

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  2. Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by eldavojohn · · Score: 2

    "You shouldn't have disgraced yourself by stooping to trolling your readers with an article about what essentially amounts to using a full blown word processor for a tweet. Albeit an rather long example of one," countered another.

    Yeah he is being right about criticizing the example being an too long one. Why Jack Kerouac's On-the-Road is stream of conscious flowing but my posts, the ones that have the similar validity of writing or of grammar, are the same quality for some reason make you mad while his wins awards? Society has the double standards if we're going to talk about any of.

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    1. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by therealkevinkretz · · Score: 3, Informative

      You're confusing subjective preferences for style with objective rules for grammar.

      Poor grammar and spelling certainly detract from a a poorly-communicated opinion. Are some people using technology to 'fix' what would otherwise be evidence for educational or literacy shortcomings? Sure. That doesn't make those who aren't using them any more educated or literate.

      I think that people with a poor grasp of grammar and language rules don't recognize or assign as much weight to their absence. Including, judging from your words, you.

    2. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by jellomizer · · Score: 2

      Proper Spelling and Grammar does have its place. Usually when communicating with a larger group of people, who use proper Spelling and Grammar as a common ground for understanding.

      However I usually get quite annoyed at people who think that Spelling and Grammar effect the quality or correctness of your message.

      But Grammar isn't perfect as well, and it needs to be broken, sometimes. I remember a Hell class with a teacher who was a Grammar Nazi, She had one sentence for a question for a 10 page paper. I read that question over and over for 20 minutes trying to comprehend it, it was grammatically correct, however it was vague, if the teacher was willing to break grammar for that one sentence, the question would be completely clear. I had to redo the paper because I got the question wrong, the teacher scolded me "I spent 45 minutes to make sure that question was grammatically correct, why did you read it that way!" Because while grammatically correct it was vague. Because the question was based on the my views on the characters views, which were.

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    3. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2

      It's one of the reasons why Mac OS X rules. The system actually has system-wide spellchecker so it works everywhere. Things like that are missing from Windows and Linux and that's why you need to use apps like Word. Google's online tools are completely missing these things.

      On the other hand, they're universally present in modern browsers - even on mobile devices they're common - so if you're using a browser to type a message, you get spellchecking automatically.

      On the third hand, TFA was about grammar and not spelling. And no OS or browser has integrated grammar checking.

    4. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      However I usually get quite annoyed at people who think that Spelling and Grammar effect the quality or correctness of your message.

      Unsurprising, given the quality of your efforts:

      I read that question over and over for 20 minutes trying to comprehend it, it was grammatically correct, however it was vague, if the teacher was willing to break grammar for that one sentence, the question would be completely clear.

      Because the question was based on the my views on the characters views, which were.

      Break grammar by all means, but you should only do it if you know why you're doing it; that requires that you have at least a vague notion of what the rules are in the first place.

      You, it would seem, don't.

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    5. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by jsmyth · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I think that people with a poor grasp of grammar and language rules don't recognize or assign as much weight to their absence.

      This.

      An otherwise competent writer may still not know when to use "which" vs. "that", why not to use a comma splice, or when precisely to use "whomever", and as a result may not see the value in following those grammatical rules. Someone who knows when to use an apostrophe, when to use "they're", "their" and "there", and when to use "John and me" correctly might consider themselves perfectly competent even without knowing the difference between an em-dash and an en-dash, or when to use a semicolon.

      There arrives a point when one deserves a brand of linguistic competence but may not actually be perfect. Then there is the issue of style guides; When do I use numerals? When do I uppercase the first letter of words in titles? To serial-comma or not to serial-comma? Broken parallelism, anyone?

      What, indeed, is perfection?

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    6. Re:Concurrence Is My Fort Which You All Belong To by moeinvt · · Score: 2

      "when communicating with a larger group of people, who use proper Spelling and Grammar"

      Where do you encounter large groups of such people? I can certainly grasp the meaning of text with a few spelling and grammatical errors, but such errors are a distraction. For instance, your use of 'effect' in place of 'affect' was like hitting a bump in the road. I know exactly what you're saying, but I can't simply gloss over an error as if it were not there.

      That sucks about your teacher. Do you remember the question?

  3. Grammar, by benito27uk · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

    1. Re:Grammar, by Krau+Ming · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately, only those who have a reasonable grasp on grammar seem to care.

    2. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      The difference between “helping your Uncle Jack, off his horse.” and “helping your uncle jack off his horse”

    3. Re:Grammar, by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed, they could care less.

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    4. Re:Grammar, by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hate you.

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    5. Re:Grammar, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're the third one with this example, and you're the third one to stick this fucking comma where it shouldn't fucking be.

      You three should just shrivel up and die, you fucking victims of Muphry's law. - See, here's the comma where it should be.

      In your example it makes no fucking sense. It's not an enumeration, neither it is a vocative, a parenthetical nor a separate clause. The only thing that example points out is importance of capitalization.

      Ain't it great, discussing (and modding discussion about) importance of grammar while knowing fuck all about grammar in the first place.

    6. Re:Grammar, by RaceProUK · · Score: 2

      The commas aren't strictly necessary - capitalisation is sufficient to convey meaning in that example.

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    7. Re:Grammar, by RaceProUK · · Score: 3, Informative

      In English, capital letters have a grammatical function. They identify proper nouns, which cannot be confused with verbs. No matter how you spin it, capitalising 'Jack' makes it 100% certain that Jack is a person, not an action.

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  4. Grammar is Extremely Important! by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let's eat Grandma!

    or

    Let's eat, Grandma!

    Yes, grammar is still very important.

    1. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      With a pause, moran.

    2. Re:Grammar is Extremely Important! by cvtan · · Score: 2
      How about this old example?

      "Pardon. Impossible to be sent to Siberia."

      "Pardon impossible. To be sent to Siberia."

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  5. Middle POST! by ae1294 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Grammer is meaning less. All your bases are belonging to US now...

  6. yes by LordKaT · · Score: 2

    Yes it don't matter to anyone not looking to never make any conversation.

  7. First things first... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Muphry's Law

    Personally I believe proper grammar to be very important, as it's the only way to be absolutely clear as to what the original person intended to say. For instance, this humorous example of why capitalisation is important:

    I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle Jack off a horse.

    Now drop the capital "J".

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    1. Re:First things first... by CanadianRealist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now drop the capital "J".

      I went to the family farm, and while there helped my uncle ack off a horse.

      Yes, grammar does matter. So does saying what you actually mean to say. Like change the "J" to lower case.

    2. Re:First things first... by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Informative

      This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

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    3. Re:First things first... by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      This discussion is about grammar. Pedantry is three doors down, on the left.

      Is that my left or your left?

  8. Meta-irony? by Ygorl · · Score: 2

    Reading comments by internet posters about a story discussing bad grammar on the internet is truly delightful, from a certain point of view!

  9. Yes, it does matter. by wbr1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Just like size matters, it depends on the context.
    Some good examples:
    "Highlights of his global tour include encounters with Nelson Mandela, an 800-year-old demigod and a dildo collector."
    "My interests include: cooking dogs, reading, poetry, fishing and music."
    "Goats cheese salad ingredients: lettuce, tomato, goats, cheese"
    "Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them."
    Of course there is always engrish.

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    1. Re:Yes, it does matter. by arth1 · · Score: 2

      "Butcher's sign: Try our sausages. None like them."

      I liked the butcher who had "You can't beat our meat!" on his van.

    2. Re:Yes, it does matter. by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 2

      Or the chemist [pharmacist] who said

      "We dispense with accuracy"

      I know this is a matter of semantics rather than grammar.

  10. Re:No by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 5, Funny

    [title: No] ... by which I mean "Yes" for all of you unfortunate enough not able to read my mind.

    Oh, look, there's a girl on Slashdot.

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  11. Re:Does grammar matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    So your example to show us that grammar matters is to construct a grammatically incorrect sentence? A comma splice is usually frowned upon in many writing styles, but even if you ignore that the use of a comma splice is only valid for conjoining independent clauses. "off his donkey" is a sentence fragment and not an independent clause.

  12. Re:It does - within limits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Umm . . . that's "Grammar Nazis," oh Candidate for Apostrophe Abuse.

  13. Of course it does by FunkyLich · · Score: 2

    Grammar does matter.

    It shows quite a lot in general about the writer of any message. Good grammar put into something written shows also the clarity of the idea that needs to be conveyed by the written piece. You can possibly understand that "Me now go home it now is very late" really means "I have to go home now as it is very late for me", but if I saw any of the two on a CV for employee selection, I would definitely consider the later one first.

    In japan the importance of language education is on yet another higher level. They use 3 different alphabets there, hiragana, katagana and kanji. The exact same pasage can be written by using hiragana and katagana alone, but also by using all three. The more kanji you throw in, the more it is considered that you are well learned and educated, the more everyone will grant you respect-points.

    It is not a matter of feeding your written piece to a spell checker or grammar corrector. This is what this process has succumbed to. The importance of grammar is really what you put into written pieces immediately as you think about it. Correcting yourself with those is always a good thing, but relying on those to fix and covers errors which you know you have in your written piece, that's what will keep you going in the short term of course, but sooner or later your inability to articulate will be discovered. That moment is usually not a very comfortable one.

  14. Not it may yes matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Not flying happy grammar discuss message deliver clear structure understand.

    (NOte: this is not off topic. It's an example of terribly bad grammar. Does it not matter?)

  15. ....it does not evolve as fast it should by martiniturbide · · Score: 2

    I really think that grammar is important. But from what I have noticed in my native language (Spanish), there is also a "non-evolution" of it. Sure, new words are included every day, but there is not evolution to try to make the language and written communication easier. I was hoping someday that the "v" will be deprecated and all words starts using only "b" :)

  16. Re:Does grammar matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I helped jack off his donkey.

    vs.

    I helped Jack, off his donkey.

    The version with the comma makes no sense - a comma almost always separates clauses or sub-clauses which each have a subject (a major exception being as a delimiter in lists). "off his donkey" contains no subject, and hence is syntactically invalid. The actual difference in this example ("I helped Jack off his donkey") is the capitalisation of Jack.

  17. Clarity trumps grammar by Dr.+Crash · · Score: 2

    Grammar is just an aid to clarity- when the two conflict, geek rule is that clarity trumps grammar.

    For example, consider the old format:

        Helen asked "How do you plan to do that"?

    versus the newer:

        Helen asked "How do you plan to do that?".

    The first form, although "grammatically correct" according to S&W, is ambiguous - did the speaker state that Helen asked a question, or ask if Helen did so? The second form is unabiguous; the speaker states that Helen asked a question.

    1. Re:Clarity trumps grammar by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      For example, consider the old format:

      Helen asked "How do you plan to do that"?

      versus the newer:

      Helen asked "How do you plan to do that?".

      Your "old format" is, and always was, incorrect.

      The punctuation has always belonged within the quotation marks.

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  18. No, really, it doesn't - trust me by argStyopa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you believe that it's ok to use tweetspeak and such in emails and electronic communication for business, etc. - then please, be my guest.

    I sincerely doubt that any amount of persuasion from me is going to convince the people who already do this to change their habits. On the contrary, I invite people to use WHATEVER language they feel is appropriate in their communications with management, coworkers, and customers.

    When I get your email, I'll treat you with the respect and professionalism it appears to deserve, and I look forward to watching your progress in the workplace/marketplace.

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  19. Re:Does grammar matter? by supercrisp · · Score: 3, Informative

    What's with the comma in the second example?

  20. The important thing is being understood. by wcrowe · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Grammar may not be all that important in informal communication, so long as one's message can be understood. There is an accounting manager where I work who has terrible grammar. He also sprinkles his emails with business buzzwords. Consequently, I can never make heads or tails out of what he is trying to convey in his emails, and always have to schedule a face-to-face meeting with him to figure it out.

    On the other hand, there are some people I work with who, though they have poor grammar, are still able to make their needs clear. Their grammar gaffes are forgivable because they can still make themselves understood.

     

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  21. Re:Does grammar matter? by HarrySquatter · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's either trollbait for grammar Nazis or he's a grammar Nazi that fails at grammar. A comma splice, within the English language, is not a universally accepted construct. Some consider it to constitute a run-on sentence and many style guides disallow its usage.

  22. Re:It does - within limits by u38cg · · Score: 2

    I think those of us who care often make the mistake of banging on about grammer instead of clarity. Grammer is stupid rules about infinitives and prepositions. Clarity is something we can all agree is good. Bad grammer usually lacks clarity, either by being meaningless or by being a roadblock to the reader.

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  23. Grammar yes, however... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Grammar checkers can die a miserable death.

    I turned off MS Word's after too many false positives such as eliminating the passive voice - I don't need some bullshit rule telling me my thoughts are invalid.

  24. The problem even extends to "journalism". by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As of late I've been noticing and commenting to friends about a growing disregard for spelling, grammar, and proper English as a whole. In school I was taught to never use contractions when writing a "professional" piece; I see that constantly now. I was also taught to avoid "familiar" language and colloquialisms, to spell out any number ten or lower, and things like this. It seems to me that "Tweetspeak" and shorthand common to texting and Facebook messaging are now considered acceptable to journalism editors, particularly online.

    Has this caught anybody else's attention?

  25. Brain bandwidth by goodmanj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bear with me if this seems offtopic at first: Reading and writing are powerful not just because they store things permanently, but because they amplify the speed of communication. I can read five times faster than I can listen to someone talk. (This is one reason why video blogs, Youtube howtos, and other videos which are nothing but people talking are so annoying: it's frustrating to wait for someone to flap their mouthparts to make ideas come out, when I could get those same ideas much faster if they'd written them down.)

    So reading is like a high-speed downlink to the brain. BUT, it only works if the author has taken the time to spell and use grammar properly. I can still read badly-written text, but puzzling it out slows me down, to the speed someone can talk, or worse. There's a tradeoff here: it takes a little more time for someone to write something down, and write it properly. But that pays dividends each time someone reads it, and with the exception of PhD theses, anything worth reading is read by multiple people. So if you make a video message instead of writing, or you don't take the time to write properly, what you're telling me is that your time is more valuable than mine. So don't be surprised if I'm insulted at your arrogance.

    We seem to be heading toward a postliterate society. I have no problem with losing the art of writing per se: the problem is that by losing *reading*, we lose the single biggest accelerator of human thought ever invented. You've heard of the "last mile" problem: this is the "last two feet" problem. In a world where data flows through wires faster and faster, the last hop from screen to brain is getting slower and slower as we lose the art of writing well.

    Now, all of this is only true if everyone reads faster than they can listen to someone talk. Sadly, that's not the case. The problems of a postliterate society are invisible to people who aren't all that literate to begin with.

    1. Re:Brain bandwidth by jbmugwump · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I agree.

      When I read something poorly written, whether it's grammar, spelling, or just unclear communication, I question the literacy of the writer. To me, it's an indicator of their intelligence and education, or the lack therof. They just don't know any better - they're ignorant.

      We seem to be returning to an earlier time where spelling and grammar were personal preferences or guesses. Try reading original text from the 18th century and you will notice wildly different spellings of common words. The industrial revolution brought education to many people who would not have had the opportunity in the past. Once, a good education was a status symbol and you demonstrated it with your writing and speech.

      English is a particularly difficult language to write. It masquerades as phonetic, but there are many possible spellings for the same sounds. , An example is the word 'ghoti', which is pronounced as "fish": The gh as in enough, the o as in women, and the ti as in nation.

      Once there were classes devoted to spelling, grammar, and composition, and the teachers corrected errors. These days many of our teachers can not recognize the errors, let alone correct them.

      I think a contributor to the spelling issue is our changed pronunciation. We no longer enunciate clearly. If there is no difference between "are" and "our" when we say it, then the sentence "are work is guaranteed" makes sense to the writer.

      For me, the saddest part is what we read and see in the media. Spelling and grammar mistakes abound in print. Poor pronunciation, awkward phrasing and mixed metaphors are common in radio and television programs. If our parents, teachers, peers and the media all give us incorrect examples, how can we learn?

      The answer is that we don't learn. We use our spelling and grammar checking software and just rely on the answers it gives us because we assume it's right; we don't know for sure.

      It's not just spelling and grammar either. Other basic skills like arithmetic are also in decline. A cashier once gave me $94 in change from a $10 bill because that's what the cash register told her to do - she didn't know any better. She didn't realize there was a mistake, so it didn't occur to her to check if she had mistakenly put in 100 instead of 10.

      Spelling and grammar checkers are tools. Calculators are tools. Hammers are tools. If we don't know how to control a hammer, and just let it fall, we hit our thumbs and it hurts. If we don't know how to control our software we hurt ourselves and others with our mistakes.

    2. Re:Brain bandwidth by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I posted above is a modified excerpt of a longer essay I wrote a few weeks ago. To keep things to Slashdot attention spans, I left out the paragraph where I said that video is great when it's more than just speaking to camera. If your goal is to communicate how a machine moves, or the pattern of sunlight through tree leaves, or the ironic quirk of an eyebrow, then absolutely use video. But if your goal is to communicate words, take the time to write, and write well.

      And why do you think that anything worth reading is going to be read by multiple people is some kind of advantage over recorded video, or audio?

      It's not. The point is that the extra time taken to write and write well is worthwhile because the time saved by reading is multiplied by many readers. If an idea were only written and read once, it'd be a wash.

      Do you really think that the rate at which we consume information is any sort of limiter on how intelligent our society is?

      "Intelligent", maybe maybe not. "Educated", yes. We've all got a fixed amount of time to learn things, and the faster we can do it the more we can learn, and the more time we can spend putting that knowledge to work.

      Do you really think this indicates that the author is somehow contemptuous of the value of our time, or that it could be better explained through text?

      Not all ideas are best explained through text. But if you choose to use words, take the time to craft them into legible text. If you don't care about communicating your ideas enough to do so, why should I care about them enough to read them?

      when you write diatribes like this it sounds as if you'd like to eliminate every other form of communication.

      You're reading far more than what I've written.

    3. Re:Brain bandwidth by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How is it that you learned to read in a different manner?

      Practice. I read at least a book a week between the ages of 5 and 21. Now I read even more, but more online text and fewer books. I should mention that my wife reads faster than I do: for her, a 400-page novel is a couple of hours' distraction. (And don't say she's skimming rather than reading, she's not. I've quizzed her on details to make sure.)

      Once upon a time, this wasn't unusual. Literacy is more than just knowing how to read, just like playing basketball is more than knowing the rules of the game.

  26. Grammar and Spelling Rules are Nonsense Anyway by ideonexus · · Score: 2

    Grammar only matters to a point because English grammar is an antiquated inconsistent mess of silliness whose chief purpose is keeping English teachers employed. Many great minds over the past few centuries have argued that grammar does not matter. Seymour Papert cites studies showing that children who are good at math can be turned off to English because its rules are illogical and inconsistent. Isaac Asimov blamed our inconsistent grammar and spelling system for illiteracy in America. Richard Feynman argued that if kids are having problems with grammar and spelling then there are problems with your grammar and spelling standards. Benjamin Franklin proposed a phonetic spelling system arguing that our current alphabetic spelling system would become like Chinese characters, devoid of an phonetic meaning if we did not implement reform. China implemented spelling reform to simplify its characters in order to improve literacy with quantifiable results.

    I'm approaching this as someone who majored in English in college before going into programming. I couldn't get a job working for a newspaper because the editors would take one look at my BA and say, "Sorry. You know how to write." It took me years to understand what they were talking about. Grammar is important to the point of being able to properly communicate ideas, but that's all. Grammar-nazism is all about job security for elitist journalists and English teachers at the expense of increasing literacy in America. It's like the imperial/metric debate or qwerty/dvorak keyboards, just another out-of-date standard that could be fixed in one generation if that generation could get over the fact that "through," "coo," "do," "true," "knew," and "queue" all rhyme nonsensically but spelling them "throo," "koo," "doo," "troo," "nyoo," and "kyoo" simply looks silly despite being logical.

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  27. Does grammar matter anymore? Yes. by Stolpskott · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Several psychological studies (the earliest and most quoted I am aware of, being by Albert Mehrabian) list the actual words and grammar used in a message as carrying about 7% of the meaning the message recipient picks up in verbal face-to-face conversation. The rest is about 38% tone of voice, and 55% body language.
    Written communication, stripped of the tone of voice and body language, means the recipient is relying on only 7% of the normally available information to determine the content and meaning of the message, giving 93% guesswork.
    If the message sender includes poor grammar then that 93% guesswork will be compounded by the tendency of the message recipient to make assumptions about the intended message and the relative inability of the recipient to get immediate feedback about the meaning of a specific sentence.

    "I don't want nothing from you", and "I don't want anything from you" have grammatically opposite meanings, but in verbal communication are usually taken to mean the same thing, especially with the recipient's ability to query the message and interpret the message sender's tone of voice and body language.
    It is easier for a person with bad grammar skills to correctly understand a message from a person with good grammar skills, than for a person with good grammar skills to understand a person with bad grammar skills, but the possibility for misunderstanding is there in both cases.

    As for the price of poor grammar, In October 2006, a contract dispute between Canadian cable company Rogers Communications and telephone company Bell Aliant revealed that a misplaced comma can be worth $2 million.

    The contract said:

    "This agreement shall be effective from the date it is made and shall continue in force for a period of five (5) years from the date it is made, and thereafter for successive five (5) year terms, unless and until terminated by one year prior notice in writing by either party."
    Rogers Communications believed the placement of the second comma stated the contract was good for at least five years, while Bell Aliant said the comma indicated the deal could be terminated before if one year's notice was given.

    In the end, Canada's telecommunications commission sided with Bell Aliant. They stated the comma should have been omitted if the contract was intended to last five years in its shortest possible term. As a result, Bell Alliant was able to save over $2 million by ending the deal early.

  28. I'm sorry! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Can't... help... myself...

    ..and Grammar affect the quality...

    There. FTFY.

    Ahhh. Better now.

  29. Re:incorrect use of "anymore" by R.Mo_Robert · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Anymore and nowadays. Special thanks to Philadelphia (origin of "This car needs cleaned") for slowly spreading the virus of using "anymore" when "nowadays" should be used. It's taking over the country. Ten yrs, you'd never hear a headline like this. It should be "Does grammar even matter nowadays?"

    Complete nonsense. The interrogative usage appears to be standard based on its OED entry (1a). What you're thinking of is the fact that "anymore" is generally considered a negative polarity item, which requires an interrogative or negative context to license its use (example: "Clothes are expensive anymore," meaning "...nowadays," acceptable only in certain dialects; compare with "I can't afford clothes anymore," a negative context which should be fine for everyone--except, of course, nutty prescriptivists who recite "rules" that are completely baseless and which they themselves often don't understand).

    Even in the regional or colloquial, non-NPI context there's nothing "wrong" about it--in fact, it appears to be standard in Irish English. For what it's worth, the OED dates this usage back to at least the 1800s--certainly not within the last decade, and not originating in Philadelphia. But most importantly, what is part of the "standard" variety is completely arbitrary (and perhaps even somewhat abstract). There is nothing inherently wrong with the use of "anymore" to mean "nowadays," even if you don't accept it as part of the "standard" variety.

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  30. Re:Does grammar matter? by boarder8925 · · Score: 2

    Exactly. It's capitalization that makes the difference there.

  31. The thesis by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So the thesis for the "no" side is that grammar matters less now that writing has become a much more important day-to-day communication medium.

    That makes perfect sense.

  32. Yes, BUT, Grammar itself is a problem by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    The English language is a hodgepodge of inconsistent and somewhat nonsensical rules. For example, "To boldly go where no man has gone before" (Split infinitive) vs. "To go boldly go where no man has gone before" (Equally bombastic, but grammatically correct).

    Grammar and punctuation rules should be followed where they make sense. In a 140 character tweet, they are sensibly dispensed with (Oopsie! Preposition at the end of a sentence).

    But don't get me started on spelling and semantic redundancy. (Gasp! Beginning a word with "But" or "And!")

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  33. Dependent upon number of readers by William_K_F · · Score: 2

    I believe that the importance of grammar in text is proportional to the number of consumers of that text. Poor grammar slows down the reader, so if something is going to be read by many people, it is probably worth the extra time to get the grammar correct as the smooth reading benefit, requiring less time to read and digest, will be multiplied across all the readers and if there are enough readers, this more than compensates for the time required by the author to write a grammatically correct message.

  34. Re:Does grammar matter? by blueg3 · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's not even a comma splice, unless the intended meaning is "I assisted Jack. Now, kill his donkey."

  35. welcome to the internet age ! by nerdyalien · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I am residing in South-East Asia for the last decade or so. You must come here (even for a short holiday) to witness yourself how little natives over here care about English grammar and/or sentence structures. Apparently, there are local dialects such as Singlish (Singaporean English) and Manglish (Malaysian English). Give or take, both dialects are quite similar; and as far as the origins goes, it is direct word-to-word translation of Chinese phrases into English; though they have evolved over time with many more borrowed words and expressions.

    Some interesting examples being:

    English: "Would you like to join us for lunch now?"
    Singlish/Manglish: "You wanna go lunch or not?"

    [in a situation you disagree/reject something]
    (E): "I do not agree with your suggestion"
    (S/M): "Cannot one!"

    [giving a lift to your friend]
    (E): "I will come and pick you at the library, and drop you at the railway station"
    (M): "I fetch you from library, then fetch you back to the station"

    Search youtube.. there are plenty of Singlish videos.

    Though I find these dialects are an energy efficient way of speaking English, and somewhat amusing to listen; I must confess that I find them nothing more than a nuisance, especially in a professional working environment. I often have communication issues with colleagues who are proficient in these dialects. Most of the time, they do not understand what I am talking about, and gives me strange looks. Then, I happen to run into the problem of misunderstanding instructions from my bosses, now that was pretty bad and costly.

    I am finding it difficult to tell natives "Your English sucks!" to their face. Partly because it is rude and such remarks could go down quite horribly. On the other end, they them selves have this high esteem that they speak proper English, since most of them spoken or studied in English medium since a very young age.

    Though I admit I am not perfect (after all, English is still my second tongue), I always thrive to write grammatically correct English, even when I am sending a text message. All in all, getting the right message delivered is much important than anything else in any form of communication. It puzzles me why internet age kids do not pay much attention, nor put effort in proper communication skills these days.

  36. A typo is not the same as "bad grammar" by brunes69 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Reading the first 100 comments on this post, I don't think a single person actually clicked-through to see the actual story and Google+ post being referenced.

    The mistake is not a case of "bad grammar" *AT ALL*. It is a simple typo and is totally obvious to anyone reading it. I make typos in tweets and posts all the time - sometimes the spell-check catches them, sometimes it does not. A typo is not "bad grammar", it is a simple mistake.

    It isn't the end of the universe because it's not a professional document.

  37. English by DarkOx · · Score: 2

    English is not a strongly structured language. That is why there is an entire discipline called Structured English.

    Its a language used for communication between people. People are smart the brain is flexible. The stand that should operate for obedience to spelling and grammar rules is "Can the recipient understand the message content completely and correctly without the effort required to interpret the message distracting from the message." or so said my high-school English teacher.

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  38. Informal is a problem by michael_cain · · Score: 2

    A few weeks earlier, the WSJ sparked a debate with its report that grammar gaffes have invaded the office in an age of informal e-mail....

    You would think that the WSJ, being a leading business publication, would have made the point that once you get to court there's no such thing as informal e-mail. In that situation, it's not a hallway conversation, it's a discoverable document. And those messages can get you in serious trouble. For example, Microsoft's "cut off Netscape's air supply" enjoyed a prominent place in the judge's order (later overturned) to break up the company.

  39. Re:In the post-PC era... by LourensV · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not the post-PC era, it's the post written-word era. Yes, Slashdot TV included.

    Language is all about pattern recognition. To use correct spelling and grammar, you have to be able to spot your mistakes. You need to train your mind to do that by reading a lot. Nowadays, rather than reading the newspaper's science section, people watch TED videos on the Internet; rather than reading a book they go watch a movie or play a video game, and rather than reading and writing several page paper letters to their friends, they talk to them on the phone. And so, after all this listening instead of reading, their writing starts to resemble speech.

    To me, it seems that the key problem is not with the lack of proper grammar or formality in communication though. I'm more worried about the underlying issue of a lack of understanding, and a lack of thinking things through properly and precisely. Perhaps that's simply because today's world is so complicated that in many situations a carefully thought out course of action is not going to be much better than "whatever seems right at the moment", but that's scarcely any consolation...

  40. I'm afraid it's you who've missed the point. by boneglorious · · Score: 2

    Haha, no. Desktop apps like Word are for producing formal documents, which includes helping to limit human error. Google apps are based around Google's task of handling a range of input, from the formal to the informalist of the informal. It's about content production, vs. content handling. As much as Google branches out into social networking and whatever, they're still about content handling, not content production.

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  41. Common bad grammar examples by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 2

    Here are some examples of bad grammar that I see all the time from native speakers. It doesn't matter what country they went to school in, I still see them.

    1) The belief that "could of"/"coulduv" or "should of"/"shoulduv" are real words instead of "could've" and "should've" .
    2) The belief that "prolly" is a real word and that "probably" is a made up one. My nephew, who is currently attending college and is genuinely smarter that average, told me that. He claimed that he had never in his life seen "probably".
    3) The belief that any time a speaker is puzzled or surprised by something that he or she can just put a question mark at the end of it. For example, "That was the biggest dog I ever saw in my life?" is an example of what now passes for a question. This has become so prevalent on the internet that now even non-native speakers of English with excellent English comprehension have picked it up.

    After talking with recent high school graduates (I live in the USA) I have learned that high schools don't teach grammar any more and at best the last time a kid maybe got a grammar lesson was in the 8th grade. I've decided that we're probably at most a few years away from college papers being somewhat similar to mobile telephone messages in terms of spelling and grammar.

  42. Good Grammar is a Checksum by jayrtfm · · Score: 2

    Good grammar (and spelling) is the protocol for human communication.
    Since there is redundancy and words like "is & are" when a mistake is made the rest of the sentence can be used to reconstruct the true meaning.
    If we don't follow the standard, then there is increased processing needed to interpret the communication, which is unfair to the recipient.

  43. Interesting project: by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2

    Find what percentage of people arguing "grammar does not matter anymore" write perfectly formed full sentences with correct spelling and the percentage of people who defend the importance of grammar make typos and grammar mistakes.

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  44. Grammar matters only in two circumstances... by CAOgdin · · Score: 2

    1) If you want to be understood. Can you imagine a judge issuing a decision in a case with bad grammar? It only inspires hundreds of unnecessary future cases, to litigate "what the judge really meant." Grammar represents the social rules of how literate people communicate. And, intentional violation of grammatical rules is the stuff of art: You represent the school teacher in a novel by giving their lines grammatical correctness; you represent the village idiot with the LACK of good grammar. Legal documents, professional publications, technical manuals are all most productive of positive outcomes when writter within the accepted grammatical rules of the language. See "Strunk & White." (And, yes, grammar changes over time, which is why so many people fail to appreciate Shakespeare in the original.) 2) If you want to be perceived as credible. Ah kin skribble to mah kin, but do you think those are the words of someone you'd trust to invest in? Business plans, project proposals, provocative ideas, scientific papers are rejected by readers if the authors' text is ungrammatical, because they project the writer's image as one with little reasoning power (with Mark Twain and WIll Rogers as credible exceptions, because of the obvious intentionality behind the text), and therefore render the entire text as unreliable. Imagine where Higgs' Boson would be if Einstein had--despite writing in other than his native tongue--written in poor grammatical form, Would it even have a name? So, argue against rules of grammar all you want, make fun of the grammatically accomplished...and live your life impoverished in the process. --Carol Anne

  45. Re:It is real simple... by YttriumOxide · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, do you think in grammatically correct sentences?

    Actually, I think your rhetorical question actually raises a fairly good point. Most people, writing quickly, will write how they think. I am in fact writing this the exact way that it came in to my head, deliberately trying to ignore any rules of grammar and so on. I'm putting commas where I pause, and just letting the text flow from my brain through my fingers and on to the screen.

    I would contend that this is a common way of writing for many people, and so those who write very poorly do in fact use the same structures in their thoughts. My personal opinion on this is that such people (assuming they're writing their native language) are less mentally capable than those who can form a comprehensible sentence - however harsh that may sound.

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  46. I don't hire bad grammar by H0bb3z · · Score: 2

    If someone is lazy enough not to learn how to correctly form a proper sentence, they are likely lazy enough to do a crappy job at their other responsibilities. As a hiring manager for a global company, I check grammar in resumes and applications as well as speech during interviews. I don't want to have an employee unable to properly communicate with other regional offices or any publicly-facing entity as a representative of the company.

    Grammar seems to have become a lost art to an entire generation. Good luck to them, but I'm not hiring any of them.

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  47. Yes it matters by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2

    The only people that want to think it doesn't matter are either illiterates or Republican who think schools should be funded from pennies out of a water fountain.

    There is nothing wrong with making a mistake in tweets or comments on forums but for a business having mistakes on their sites. It just makes me think you cut corners and don't care about quality fullstop.

    For example: http://www.google.com/nexus/#/galaxy/features

    A little over half way down is a heading that says "People everywere". It' been that way since the site launched and it's been talked about on the web and yet Google can't be fucked to fix it.

    It just reminds me of all those Android bugs that lasted between numerous version. For a bunch of people that are supposedly the smartest of the smart, they do a pretty shoddy job, imo. So that's why I don't buy Android goods and more and I am transitioning off their web products. I can only assume if quality matters so little elsewhere then who knows how god their web security is. I'm not going to risk it.

  48. Let's get one thing straight here by hey! · · Score: 2

    Without grammar *of some sort* our ability to communicate would be hobbled. You'd be able to point to a mammoth and say "big!", but nobody could be absolutely sure whether you meant "The girls back at the cave will be impressed when we bring that home!" or "Better pass on this one, he'll kick our ass!"

    Most of what we call "ungrammatical" is just non-standard grammar; it is neither consistently better nor consistently worse than standard grammar. African American Vernacular English has a "habitual be" construct missing in Standard American English: "He be taking her to the Friday dance," doesn't mean the same thing as "He *is* taking her to the Friday dance," it means that "He takes her to the Friday dance every week." Oddly enough, SAE while lacking a present tense habitual mood has a *past tense* habitual mood: "He used to take her to the Friday dance."

    Their are two reasons to write in standard or prestige dialect. The first is to demonstrate your education, as in a job application cover letter. The second is that sometimes the standard usage is more clear.Consider, "Mary loved Ted more than me." This sets of a lot of muddle headed argument about whether "than" is a preposition and thus takes the objective pronoun ("me"), or a conjunction and thus requires a subject pronoun ("... than I", is short for "... than I do."). In the dictionary "than" is classified as both a conjunction and a preposition -- along with many other words. The problem with this sentence is ambiguity. It's not clear whether Mary loves Ted more than she loves *me*, or whether Mary loves Ted more than *I* love Ted. In the latter case I should write, "Mary loves Ted more than I."

    There's no good solution for saying "Mary loves Ted more than she loves me," in a more compact form, because informal speech uses "me" both ways. You have to figure it out from context. I tend to think that "Mary loves Ted more than me," compares her feelings for Ted and for me, but few people would parse the sentence "Mary drinks more Diet Coke than me," the same way. Humans use grammar plus context to understand what's being said.

    So, write so that your meaning is as precise as possible without sounding strange. Most often applying the rules of standard grammar will result in more precise writing, although there are times where you'll prefer commonplace grammar that's less precise. Writing fictional dialog is one example. It's more important to make people sound spontaneous than to make them sound correct.

    Also be aware that grammatical rules are subject to misapplication. For example the rules say you can't end a sentence with a preposition, and "over" is a preposition, but the sentence "When I read the promotion list I discovered that I'd been passed over," is perfectly grammatical. The reason is that "over" doesn't function as a preposition, it's part of the phrasal verb "passed over". Nonetheless, many misguided grammar prigs would correct that sentence.

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