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Microsoft Posts First Quarterly Loss Ever

HangingChad writes "Microsoft's announcement of a late October release date for Windows 8 was eclipsed by its earnings report, in which the computer giant posted its first-ever quarterly loss since going public in 1986. The loss stems from Microsoft's continued struggles with the online services division."

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  1. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We waited for this for too long!

    1. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      NSFW

    2. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yes!! They are totally in their final days! If they do this 80-100 more times they'll be finished!!!

    3. Re:Yay! by danomac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Microsoft made a bad acquisition and they lost money. They have a long way to go before their situation gets dire.

      I guess when you're big enough you can do a six billion dollar oops and nothing much happens.

    4. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. I am not sure.. Yeah everybody hates Microsoft. But when MS posts losses then be really worry for the whole economy..

    5. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As many other people have pointed out to you in other articles, Microsoft makes bad acquisitions every year. The underlying losses are as significant as they seem.

      This apologist attitude is dangerous to investors and Microsoft employees alike.

    6. Re:Yay! by HarrySquatter · · Score: 5, Informative

      You're joking, right? Last fiscal year they had net income of $23 billion and the previous quarter they made they made about $21 billion in revenue and net income of $6.6 billion.

    7. Re:Yay! by HermMunster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is nothing more than creative accounting meant to give them a mean tax write-off at FY-End. They didn't really make money. Nothing they bought that showed a loss could possibly eliminate billions a quarter in revenue and profit.

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    8. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They don't make 6.2 billion dollar bad acquisitions every year. And frankly bad acquisitions are the easiest thing in the world to stop doing. They have way too much money for this to be a severe problem.

      It's not awesome for them that they had a severely bad acquisition but it's basically already built into their share price (note that MSFT shares are up 2% in after hours trading after this news -- they easily beat estimates).

    9. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Microsoft made a bad acquisition and they lost money

      Yeah, they 'acquired' Steve Ballmer.

    10. Re:Yay! by haruchai · · Score: 1, Informative

      Gay porn alert, /.tters! Do not click, well, unless that's your thing.

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    11. Re:Yay! by danomac · · Score: 5, Informative

      I probably shouldn't respond to an AC... but oh well.

      I actually read TFA and it said they lost $6B due to a bad acquisition and that's why the quarterly profits were where they were. I made a deduction from that article that it isn't going to affect Microsoft in any way really and posted a reply to the 'finally they're going down' comment.

      I'm not what you'd call a fan of Microsoft in any way, I use their products because I have to.

      Basically what happened is a bug hit Microsoft's windshield , and Microsoft will flick on the wipers and be on their merry way.

    12. Re:Yay! by Johann+Lau · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I kind of stopped wanting Microsoft to die. We need something new that DOESN'T suck (not just one, make that 2-3). Death of MS would accomplish nothing but more consolidation for the other poopyheads.

    13. Re:Yay! by lurker1997 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I scanned the AC's comment quickly, read the -1 as 1 and clicked the link. In the intervening half second before the new page loaded, my eye caught your NSFW comment. Thank you!

    14. Re:Yay! by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I guess when you're big enough you can do a six billion dollar oops and nothing much happens.
      They didn't lose $6 billion, only $583 million. And if they fired the right 50 people, then they would have broken even (well, except for having to pay the golden parachutes of those same 50 people).

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    15. Re:Yay! by user+flynn · · Score: 2

      And the $6.2B was a write down from a 2007 acquisition.

          Not to mention stocks are up 2.5% after the announcement (not just the part about a $492M quarterly loss, and I use the word loss loosely).

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    16. Re:Yay! by Pesticidal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Shouldn't that be Brokeback Mountain Lion?

    17. Re:Yay! by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      They have a long way to go before their situation gets dire.

      It's a great start though. You go, Steve!

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    18. Re:Yay! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      I'm just itching for Microsoft to bid for Nokia right now. First thing that will happen is: Google will bid the price up to a stupid level, but Ballmer will still buy it out of pure ego, then we (the community) will destroy Nokia the rest of the way without feeling the least bit guilty, because it's not Nokia, it's Microsoft. Which it already effectively is, but it would be nice to make it official so Microsoft can take the loss.

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    19. Re:Yay! by haruchai · · Score: 0

      Whatever turns your, er, crank.

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    20. Re:Yay! by SurfsUp · · Score: 0

      I actually read TFA and it said they lost $6B due to a bad acquisition and that's why the quarterly profits were where they were.

      See, the real story here is that Microsoft has been concealing this loss by carrying Aquantive on its books at far more than its real value. They did this in order to make their quarterlies look better than they actually are, therefore support the stock price. Microsoft hoped that the market would then regard this as a one-time expense (when it was really an ongoing loss over a period of years) and thus forgive them. And judging from the aftermarket movement, this strategem has worked perfectly. Whether it is legal is entirely another question. The word "fraud" comes to mind.

      Even if Microsoft gets away with this, which they probably will, one fact can't be denied: Microsoft is weakening. The upcoming Windows 8 debacle should put the icing on the cake.

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    21. Re:Yay! by SurfsUp · · Score: 2

      I guess when you're big enough you can do a six billion dollar oops and nothing much happens.

      They didn't lose $6 billion, only $583 million.

      No, they lost $6 billion+ on Aquantive. Thanks for playing.

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    22. Re:Yay! by zaphod777 · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure this has been their goal but they will wait a little longer until they are cheaper since Nokia is showing no signs of switching to something Android based. They probably would have had better luck with a Meego phone.

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    23. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you want an advertising company to take over the tech space? That's pretty smart. Microsoft is not going anywhere. They will compete with better products and be successful. They already do pretty well - and if you noticed from their quartlery report - they are growing, not shrinking.

    24. Re:Yay! by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      That is probably opportunistic investors selling before the stocks go down too much further. Would you put your life savings into Microsoft stocks at the moment given no share-price growth, small dividends and the relentless growth of competitors like Apple and Google? I thought not.

    25. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they switch to a mobile os made by an advertising company designed to keep you in the google world? That's good for google, not Nokia. Never buy a phone from an advertising company if you value any privacy.

    26. Re:Yay! by symbolset · · Score: 3, Informative

      The accumulated deficit of OSD is now about $16 billion. Any way you slice it that's a lot to spend on a grudge.

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    27. Re:Yay! by datavirtue · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Too La-a-a-a--a-a-te!!! Goddamnit!!

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    28. Re:Yay! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Party at my house, this weekend.

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    29. Re:Yay! by djlowe · · Score: 0

      They have a long way to go before their situation gets dire.

      It's a great start though. You go, Steve!

      And YOU go, Tough Love! Rail against the Borg, from your basement lair!

      It makes me nostalgic for the Slashdot of yore.

      Thanks for that!

      Regards,

      dj

      P.S.

      It's a joke. Honest. You'd have to have been there, to appreciate it now, though.

    30. Re:Yay! by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Didn't Vista development cost 6 Billion?

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    31. Re:Yay! by rtb61 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's called creative accounting at it's finest. All brought about by corporate government after corporate government, off which Barack "The Betrayer" Obama is just the latest. Turning multi-billion dollar profits into seeming no tax payable losses. This joke and other identical jokes brought to you at the expence of the tax paying middle class, whom each year after another are worse off.

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    32. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      And the $6.2B was a write down from a 2007 acquisition.

      Taking the loss now is intended to make things look better once Windows 8 has launched. They've shuffled numbers before to mask slow uptake, like combining their Mac software numbers with Xbox 360 to fluff up the later.

    33. Re:Yay! by isorox · · Score: 0

      NSFW

      Depends where you work surely?

    34. Re:Yay! by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      They have a long way to go before their situation gets dire.

      It's a great start though. You go, Steve!

      And YOU go, Tough Love! Rail against the Borg, from your basement lair!

      Gosh, how did you know??? Like you managed to slip a camera into my chandelier or something.

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    35. Re:Yay! by tywjohn · · Score: 0

      right-click, Save to Pocket

    36. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft shares (MSFT) rose 2.7 percent to $31.50 in extended trading after the report yesterday, however it It fell 5.2 percent in the three months through the end of June, compared with a 3.3 percent drop for the Standard and Poor’s 500 Index.

    37. Re:Yay! by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      Microsoft made a bad acquisition and they lost money. They have a long way to go before their situation gets dire.

      I guess when you're big enough you can do a six billion dollar oops and nothing much happens.

      Yup. Apple used to lose money all the bloody time. Not good for those particular years, but the company never evaporated because of it...

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    38. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not in a good way either. :(

    39. Re:Yay! by Pascal+Sartoretti · · Score: 1

      Basically what happened is a bug hit Microsoft's windshield , and Microsoft will flick on the wipers and be on their merry way.

      A $6B bug ? If you insist on a car analogy, I would rather say that they clashed into a cow; the bumper was damaged and needs to be changed, but the car is definitely not destroyed.

      Even for Microsoft, $6B is a lot of money...

    40. Re:Yay! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I kind of stopped wanting Microsoft to die. We need something new that DOESN'T suck (not just one, make that 2-3). Death of MS would accomplish nothing but more consolidation for the other poopyheads.

      Apple is enemy number 1 right now. Not Microsoft. For the older folks on here they remember IBM as the bad guy and MS as the good guys and so on. I really do hope Windows Phone 8 succeeds yes I know slashdotters may not agree with me, but it is good for competition. Google could decide it is not worth it to be sued and sign an agreement with Apple to leave the market and have them only use Google services or something scary. You never know. Infact, if the lawsuits get worse I would do just that if I were Schidmt at Google. Andriod is a loss leader anyway they make money with searches.

      Anyway not to go offtopic competition is good and slashdotters should consider their stance on Microsoft. They are not the scary guys who made crapware 10 years ago anymore. Windows 7 !=WindowsME/Dos4, Windows Phone != WinCE, and IE 10 != IE 6.

      Apple is pretty cool still for many so my post is controversial but Apple scares me much more than MS and they are far more powerful now. Just my 2 cents even if they do make a Unix like consumer oriented OS.

    41. Re:Yay! by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Microsoft just had their highest quarterly revenues ever, and hid their profits by writing off a 2007 $6B acquisition. It's all tax deductible, you know.

      There's so much dumb wishful thinking in this thread.

    42. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kind of stopped wanting Microsoft to die. We need something new that DOESN'T suck (not just one, make that 2-3). Death of MS would accomplish nothing but more consolidation for the other poopyheads.

      Reminds me of the classic "the day Microsoft rolls out something that doesn't suck will be the day they start selling vacuum cleaners".

    43. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if they post about a 100 billion dollar loss next quarter, it will be their last.

      I hope I'm not jumping the gun, now, but I'm logging off the computer, and going straight-away to find a fifth of Dom Perignon, a box of Cuban cigars, and a cute nurse to kiss in the street... It's VM DAY, Baby!!!

      Too soon?

    44. Re:Yay! by MrHanky · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Correction: it's non-deductible. Still, it will look better writing it off this quarter as opposed to taking a loss when Windows 8 is released.

    45. Re:Yay! by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      True. Thanks for having the courage to correct yourself - that is the mark of a reasonable fellow. Bravo!

    46. Re:Yay! by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to a mobile os made by a wannabe advertising company, which is designed to keep you in the ms world and more importantly, to limit the advancement of smartphones so they don't encroach on traditional markets.

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    47. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      I wish I knew what NSFW meant before opening the link :'(

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_safe_for_work

    48. Re:Yay! by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Informative

      This sounds more like it was a major once-off write-off of a loss-making division (a "me-too" attempt at online advertising to try compete with Google - hell, I didn't even know Microsoft had such a division until I read this), rather than necessarily an indicator of poor cash flow. So I wouldn't be ringing that death knell quite yet. The way Apple's going with their increasingly patent-troll-based business model, we might yet want to see strong competition between all the major players rather than consolidation.

    49. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. They are betting big on win 8 (which from my pov is shaping up badly but hey I guessed wrong on many products before it). So next year you will see something like 'up 40% compared to the same quarter last year'. No one will really remember the write off...

    50. Re:Yay! by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      The money was spent 5 years ago, and is just being written down now. MS gross revenues increased.

    51. Re:Yay! by tokul · · Score: 1

      We need something new that DOESN'T suck

      Microsoft (tm) Vacuum is currently in RD with some issues.

    52. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's absurd. They posted the loss/impairment on their financial books, not their tax books. This is a charge on the financial books that is non-deductible on their tax books that is meant to inform financial statement users of the impaired value of previous acquisitions.

    53. Re:Yay! by cavebison · · Score: 1

      We waited for this for too long!

      I don't know... I lived through the whole "Evil Micro$oft" era but, these days, I kind of think MS and Google are all that is left of *comparatively* reasonable technology companies. I'd rather Apple and Facebook continue to have some serious competition, at least so that we have alternatives.

      Hopefully this will just be the kick in the pants MS needs to get it together.

    54. Re:Yay! by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Which fag marked this as Offtopic?

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    55. Re:Yay! by FitForTheSun · · Score: 1

      No! Microsoft does not deserve foregiveness. They foisted upon the world Windows for God's sake! We are still suffering that hellwhore of an operating system! No! They would have to apologize for that before they would ever deserve any sympathy.

    56. Re:Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I disagree.

      Perhaps MS has lost some of their effectiveness at being evil, but they're still trying as hard as ever. Still twisting knives in their "partners"' backs (Nokia's the latest... MS can still destroy its competitors if they're already weakened). Still using FUD, abusing their monopoly, selling "upgrades" no one wants, etc. They're increasingly becoming a patent troll. They're still awful as an underdog, and they're not an underdog relative to most of the companies they tangle with. Until MS either loses the power to extinguish competitors unfairly, or they decide to stop (can't see that happening as it's worked well for years and they have so much experience with it), I'm not going to feel any mercy.

      Apple's gaining power and increasingly using it for evil. Apple is at least making innovative things that people want. They don't put most of their effort into keeping the others down.

    57. Re:Yay! by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Microsoft was never the good guy.

      Sorry Billy.

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  2. Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The loss stems from a giant write down of a purchase gone bust ($6.2billion) from 2007. Otherwise it would have been a great quarter for "M$".

    But don't let that stop the speculation about how "M$" is about to die.

    1. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by santax · · Score: 1

      Not a fan of them, but I was thinking the same. That really pulled them down and people are waiting to buy new pc's/laptops for when win8 comes out. The poor bastards.

    2. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by jcr · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They're not going to die this year, but they do have a long decline ahead of them, just like IBM in the 90s. Ballmer's been wasting the shareholders' money on failing ventures for many years now, and the Windows/Office cash cow is running out of steam.

      -jcr

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    3. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      That really pulled them down and people are waiting to buy new pc's/laptops for when win8 comes out

      This shit again? The normal consumer doesn't have a clue about Windows 8. They are too busy buying iPads.

    4. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by je+ne+sais+quoi · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was in fact NOT a great quarter for Microsoft. I agree that the $6.2 billion loss on the acquisition is a red herring, but if you disregard that and look at the rest of their business, you'll find that their windows revenue declined 13% Yes, DECLINED 13%. Now, you can further write off most of that decline by saying that this is due to the reduced cost of Windows 8 that Microsoft offered to people buying Windows 7 now, but even after you do that, Windows revenue declined 1%. That's not huge, but they still DECLINED in windows sales. You know... WINDOWS... one of the two cash cows that Microsoft owns? Microsoft's core business is shrinking. If I help Microsoft stock, I'd be a bit worried. (For what it's worth, I do hold Apple stock, and I'm worried there too, Microsoft's wave has crested, Apple's is at the peak so there's nowhere to go but down, I'm just waiting for the right time to sell, it might be now.)

      But don't let that stop the speculation about how "Microsoft" is doing great.

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    5. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by bitt3n · · Score: 5, Funny

      the Windows/Office cash cow is running out of steam.

      I think this is a relevant moment to reflect on that timeless investment maxim, "never put money in a company whose profits depend on a steam-powered cow."

    6. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      giant write down

      Weasel words. Perhaps the largest part of the Microsoft business model is acquisition. Now it appears they are bad at buying stuff. How many more pieces of Microsoft are really zombies in need of a `write down?' Just how rotten are the supports holding up Microsoft's increasingly irrelevant roof?

      They actually have a marketing budget for IE9. They make ads for that steaming POS.

      These won't be the last losses for Microsoft.

    7. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by cpu6502 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not me. I'm buying a new PC/laptop NOW while it still comes with Windows 7, versus getting stuck with Vista Part 2 (Win8).

      Oh and not everything is bright & shiny. The article continues: "The charge was an acknowledgement that the companyâ(TM)s struggling online services division is a significant financial drag on the company, losing nearly $2 billion over the past year in addition to the $6.2 billion writedown. Microsoft is still pouring money into runner-up search engine Bing, but it only has a fraction of the market share rival Google enjoys. "It brings into question Microsoftâ(TM)s ability to compete on the advertising-driven web and suggests this is a market segment that is beyond Microsoft, creating long-term doubts over Bingâ(TM)s future," Rob Enderle, principal analyst at the Enderle Group, said via email."

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    8. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      If they get pinged $US 7 billion by the EU for violating antitrust terms on top of this $US 6.2 billion write-down then I'm pretty sure Microsoft will itself feel violated.

    9. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by SurfsUp · · Score: 2

      They're not going to die this year, but they do have a long decline ahead of them, just like IBM in the 90s.

      Unlike IBM they won't pull out of it because they have no lucrative hardware business to fall back and no loyal stable of clients to turn themselves into a service operation. And unlike IBM, who only earned the hatred of a few thousand professionals, Microsoft has earned the hatred of millions and is still working on it.

      For Microsoft, this ends at $0 per share.

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    10. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by SurfsUp · · Score: 1

      They make ads for that steaming POS.

      I take it you were not particularly impressed by Bill Gates' butt wiggle then?

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    11. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Windows 8 is hardly Vista. It is leaner and has features that make for a compelling upgrade.

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    12. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by jrumney · · Score: 1, Funny

      For Microsoft, this ends at $0 per share.

      They seem to realise this, and are making the most of the 0xB16B00B5 (or vagina) while they still can.

    13. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The really sad part
      is that Microsoft can write off these $6.2B dollars,
      so they'll get a tax break for their loss.

      So

      us taxpayers are letting Microsoft keep a couple Billion dollars, subsidizing Ballmer's mistakes.

    14. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by spongman · · Score: 1

      Apple's is at the peak so there's nowhere to go but down.

      but wait, there's the iPhone 5, and then the iPad 4, and then... and then... ooooh-weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... *pop*

      +++ATH

    15. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like what?

    16. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Zebai · · Score: 1

      It would be perfectly suitable upgrade if they stuck with the windows 7 UI

    17. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      When they start to decline we could start looking at there long decline, however this quarter looked like another whopper for them with forward earnings looking even better, beating estimates by a long margin with solid growth despite a weak quarter for PC sales (as is always the case prior to a major version launch).

    18. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by bloodhawk · · Score: 1

      decline of 1% before a major release is bad?? ummm what? that is actually a freakin awesome result for them. These results are actually amazingly good news for MS and I think suprised just about everyone.

    19. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by jools33 · · Score: 1

      I agree - the underlying figures show that Microsofts core business is actually in pretty good shape. Its just that many people posting here don't seem to realize that Microsofts core business has moved on from Windows if you take a look at the summarised figures:

      Windows + Windows live division: 13% loss in revenue
      Server + Server tools: 13% increase in revenue
      Online services division: 8% increase in revenue
      Microsoft business division: 7% increase in revenue
      Entertainment + devices division: 20% increase in revenue

    20. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Compelling? Unless one of those features is a gun to my head I doubt it.

    21. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple's is at the peak so there's nowhere to go but down. I'm just waiting for the right time to sell, it might be now.

      Bookmarked. We'll trot this out from time to time just for a laugh. Apple's markets are just getting started. They will have so much cash the only thing to do will be to pay it out. $50 a share per year within two years. Even at a measly 3% return that's a $1,500 stock price, ignoring the continuing growth explosion. Buying AAPL now is as close to free money as you'll find. the only real risk is that the whole economy collapses (which admittedly is no small chance.)

    22. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only they had "Super Cow Powers" that would be different.

    23. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      So is it a business strategy to dump a big write-off the moment you start to stumble? I could see the reasoning go something like:
      Sure, we lost money this year, hell, a LOT of money, but that's just because we wrote off that horrible clusterfuck from 2007. Had call it sometime, might as well do it now. Now, such a big hit is probably going to make some investors squabble, and our stock might even waver a little, but hey, this is a one-time thing. Our company is strong. Trust me.

    24. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I can see your username is jcr, dipshit, it says that at the top of your post. Including jcr again at the bottom of your post is nothing but narcissism.

      -jcr

    25. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by FitForTheSun · · Score: 1

      You're right to be skeptical. Windows versions are like Star Trek movies: every second one sucks, then the one after that is better again. Seriously, look at this pattern:

      Windows 8 (?????)
      Windows 7
      Windows Vista (sucked)
      Windows XP
      Windows ME (sucked)
      Windows 2000
      Windows 95 (sucked)
      Windows NT
      Windows 3.1 (sucked)

    26. Re:Another Shitty Summary. by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Windows 95 didn't suck. It was well received and a real improvement from 3.1. NT wasn't even targeted for consumer desktops.

  3. Loss due to 8 billion write down. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, Microsoft did not bring in less money than it spent. It has decided to wash its hands off of some of the investments it made. It wrote down the value of some of the stuff it owns, and that is shown as a loss.

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    1. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 3, Informative

      Indeed. They made an investment that didn't pan out several years ago, and now they're writing it off in a lump sum that's hitting them this quarter. That means that the biggest contributor to their quarterly loss was a one-time event that is already over and will not have any bearing on future profits or losses. This is not the proverbial writing on the wall yet.

    2. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What investments? What stuff?

    3. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i will mod you bro

    4. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Haxagon · · Score: 0

      aQuantive.

    5. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by HermMunster · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Indeed. Microsoft is a monopoly. It's real hard to loose money as a monopoly.

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    6. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      monopoly doesnt mean what you think it means

    7. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Microsoft is a monopoly. It's real hard to loose money as a monopoly.

      loose = not tight.

      you're a looser. http://loseloose.com

    8. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but I don't believe that Microsoft making spectacularly bad billion dollar purchases is a one-time event, especially given that they paid $8.5 billion for Skype and $1.2 billion for Yammer

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    9. Re:Loss due to 8 billion write down. by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I didn't say bad decisions were a one-time event. I said that this bad decision was a one-time event. Their usual level of incompetence has been reflected in their bottom line for years, however, and should return to normal levels after this quarter. That's all I was saying.

  4. Ballmer by twistedcubic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This should be the end of Steve Ballmer's reign. He was a genius at muscling OEMs into screwing over the competition, but now that Windows is so ubiquitous, there's nothing else for him to do but retire.

    1. Re:Ballmer by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      "Balmer" and "genius" in the same sentence? Really?

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    2. Re:Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a period between Ballmer and genius in that post.

    3. Re:Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He doesn't have to retire. He could, y'know, walk the earth.

    4. Re:Ballmer by antifoidulus · · Score: 2

      Like Cain from kung-fu, if Cain were a fat, balding old white man.

    5. Re:Ballmer by Centurix · · Score: 1

      He would use Chair-style Kung-Fu.

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    6. Re:Ballmer by tsa · · Score: 1

      I can do that: Ballmer is not a genius. See? :)

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    7. Re:Ballmer by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      Actually, I like Ballmer at the helm. "We designed Windows 8 for the world we know, in which most computers are mobile." I like that attitude! It totally kills off business users of all kinds, that's a good thing. Microsoft is already doing enough damage with Ballmer as lead...imagine what they'd do with a competent CEO! ... Well, on the other side with a *really* good CEO, and I'm talking "Lawful Good" here, they might get something really good done and revolutionize *everything*...

    8. Re:Ballmer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Balmer" and "genius" in the same sentence? Really?

      No. Look closely. They are in separate sentences.

  5. Take a look at the details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That loss is entirely down to the aQuantive 6.2 billion writedown. As far as analyst estimates are concerned, taking that into account, this is actually a beat. Take a look at after-hours stock price movement. Did MSFT get slammed?

    1. Re:Take a look at the details by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      That loss is entirely down to the aQuantive 6.2 billion writedown. As far as analyst estimates are concerned, taking that into account, this is actually a beat. Take a look at after-hours stock price movement. Did MSFT get slammed?

      No, but in a distant corner of the galaxy, Gronek II, Emperor of the Seventh Moon of Choil, after a tasty breakfast of fried duzelwip, lightly salted wurp jelly and a hot steaming cup of rinok-sphoo, opens up his paper to find out that his most beloved child, the fruit of his loins, the offspring of his brief but tumultuous marriage to Princess Nerb the Six-breasted; Steve Ballmer, has ceased to throw chairs, fuck over Netscape and perform all those other ceremonies one would expect of a scion of the proud house of Choil, and in his greater anger has spat out an orifice-full of hot rinok-sphoo. Before the Sixth Moon of Choil has done its second transit, the invasion fleet will be in place, and Steve Ballmer, once proud Prince of Choil will have to answer for his actions.

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    2. Re:Take a look at the details by iluvcapra · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did MSFT get slammed?

      No, the Street amortized the slamming over the last 12 years. Price on December 31, 1999: $58 3/8s.

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    3. Re:Take a look at the details by socceroos · · Score: 1

      That's the best thing I've read in a while. How do I subscribe to your magazine, good sir?

    4. Re:Take a look at the details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is not exactly fair. Their price was inflated from the dot-com bubble at that time. It's remained fairly steady since the bubble burst.

      (AC as I've moderated elsewhere in this story)

  6. "the loss stems from..." by Haxagon · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The loss stems from Microsoft's continued struggles with the online services division."

    That's a flat-out deception! The loss stems from the fact that they made a 6 billion dollar write-off. The summary makes it seem like their online division is just naturally bleeding billions.
    Millions, maybe, but not billions.

    1. Re:"the loss stems from..." by DragonWriter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The loss stems from Microsoft's continued struggles with the online services division."

      That's a flat-out deception!

      No, its not.

      The loss stems from the fact that they made a 6 billion dollar write-off.

      A $6.2 billion write-off against a $6.3 billion dollar purchase of an online advertising firm in 2007 that was intended to be a main engine of profit for their online services division. When you purchase a business for $6.3 billion to reinforce a particular part of your company, and five years later recognize that its only worth $100 million (or less than 1/60th of what you paid for it), its pretty fair to describe as that part of the company as struggling.

      The summary makes it seem like their online division is just naturally bleeding billions.
      Millions, maybe, but not billions.

      Microsoft themselves, in the write-down, is recognizing that $6.2 billion that they spent on their online services division might as well have been piled up as cash and made into the world's largest currency bonfire.

      Bleeding in worthless acquisitions is still bleeding. Some might attempt to distinguish losses from acquisition write-downs from losses from other operations, but with Microsoft -- and many other large firms -- acquisitions are a key and regular part of their operations. If their acquisition strategy is bad and bleeding money, they are bleeding money just as much as if they were losing it from other operations.

    2. Re:"the loss stems from..." by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The summary makes it seem like their online division is just naturally bleeding billions. Millions, maybe, but not billions.

      I agree that it mis-attributed the cause, but they lost 2 billion last year without the write-down, which is plural billion, which is billions. They are bleeding billions.

    3. Re:"the loss stems from..." by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think the point is that it's meaningless to look at the loss and say that it's indicative of this quarter being particularly worse than the preceding ones - i.e. that it's a start of a downward trend (which TFS is implying). More accurate representation of this $6B loss would be to spread it evenly over the period since acquisition.

    4. Re:"the loss stems from..." by reversible+physicist · · Score: 2

      The ad acquisition was intended to help their online businesses, which lost $2 billion in the past year, and is instead a complete write-off. They have several other big bets that could fail, including Bing and their Windows 8 move into mobile. If these fail, there will be more big write-offs.

    5. Re:"the loss stems from..." by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that it's meaningless to look at the loss and say that it's indicative of this quarter being particularly worse than the preceding ones - i.e. that it's a start of a downward trend (which TFS is implying).

      How do you get the implication of something "particularly worse than the preceding ones" or being the "start of a trend" from the claim that was disputed in TFS -- the claim that the loss stems from continuing struggles in the online services division?

      That actually outright states (not merely implies) the opposite of what you are trying to argue that it wrongly implies -- that the problem isn't new, and that its not the start of anything but a symptom of something that has been going on for quite a while.

    6. Re:"the loss stems from..." by arth1 · · Score: 1

      A $6.2 billion write-off against a $6.3 billion dollar purchase of an online advertising firm in 2007 that was intended to be a main engine of profit for their online services division. When you purchase a business for $6.3 billion to reinforce a particular part of your company, and five years later recognize that its only worth $100 million (or less than 1/60th of what you paid for it), its pretty fair to describe as that part of the company as struggling.

      This is slightly misleading - they sold off Razorfish from this acquisition for over half a billion, so the value must have been higher.

      Yes. they overpaid. Yes, it was probably based on chummy factor more than value. No, I don't think this marks the beginning to the end. I think Windows 8 will earn that distinction, and even then, it takes a long time for this big a whale to bleed out.

    7. Re:"the loss stems from..." by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      From the title of the article. "First quarterly loss ever" is not particularly important when the loss in question is just an accounting trick to defer and lump together the recognition of a loss that occurred a long time ago in practice.

    8. Re:"the loss stems from..." by fermion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Here is my take on this. One does not have 25 years continuous profits by accidents. One has accountants which manufacture the numbers so that quarterly expectations are meet. So the question is why did they allow a non profitable quarter. It is simply a lack of management. I am not saying that we have an Enron situation in which the profits are fabricated. But I am saying is that there is clearly a breakdown in balancing profit and losses. It could be a laziness that has developed because it has always been easy to balance losses from bad decision from profits due to market monopoly. It could be a deeper issue with lack of control of purchasing and managing expectations of departments.

      In any case a loss is indicative of a problem. We will see if there are more losses in the future, and what this does to the companies expectation.

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    9. Re:"the loss stems from..." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it *is* bleeding in a sense. This 6 billion dollar investment in the online division was a total loss and they are saying so now. You could alternatively go back and divide that 6 billion across the quarters since acquisition in 2007 and think of all those quarters as tremendously worse than previously stated -- that is, the online division lost over a bbbbbbbillion per year *more* than we thought since 2007. Of course, either way, that track record should get better now that the 6B is behind them.

    10. Re:"the loss stems from..." by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      From the title of the article. "First quarterly loss ever" is not particularly important when the loss in question is just an accounting trick to defer and lump together the recognition of a loss that occurred a long time ago in practice.

      Sure, its important. Sure, if Accounting worked such that you posted write-downs back to the fiscal period of the acquisition of the asset, the fiscal period in which this loss occurred would have been earlier, but unless Microsoft was making substantially more money before considering this expense in the quarter in 2007 in which the acquisition occurred than it is now, it still would have been posting its first quarterly loss at the same time.

  7. MSFT got distracted by... by acjacinto · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:MSFT got distracted by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or vagina...

  8. MSNBC loves to blow things out of proportion by bryantthesmith · · Score: 1

    Here's a great example of mainstream media blowing things up to get eyes on their site. Microsoft had one of the best FYQ4s ever and if it wasn't for a write off of $6 billion on a stupid acquisition in 2007 it would have made a huge profit. MS stock is up and investors are happy. Haters are going to hate.

  9. stock market by eyenot · · Score: 1

    My-my, what a perfect opportunity to analyze the differences between bulls and bears in the 21st century.

    There are definitely those who will say this means the beginning of the end and who will sell, and those who will say this means nothing except a company has reached the maturity to be expected of any stock and that this is the beginning of the beginning and will hold. There are those who this is the first time they ever heard of Microsoft and they will buy because they figure, hell, the price is low, good time to buy.

    As the Owl said in the Tootsie-Pop commercial, "Let's -- a'find out!"

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  10. and it's going to get worse due to market forces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most predictions are that by late 2013 or early 2014, 50% of the entire computing market by unit sales is going to be tablets - something almost certain to be true unless there's a radical change to the rates of growth within the next 18 months. Microsoft doesn't have shit in the tablet space. Their monopoly is worthless there. It's a battle between Android and iOS.

    Microsoft's core market is fading fast, and they're floundering around like a fish out of water. It's amusing to watch.

    Captcha: exorcism :)

  11. Re:And by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

    Yes, because Google didn't do a $6.2 billion writedown like Microsoft did.

  12. Mod Up: Informative by LordLucless · · Score: 1

    Flamebait? I hate MS as much as the next guy, but the AC above is accurately pointing out factual errors in the summary. It's deceptive (and raises false hope in some).

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    1. Re:Mod Up: Informative by oakgrove · · Score: 2
      Um...from the summary:

      The loss stems from Microsoft's continued struggles with the online services division

      Was not the 6 billion dollars they wasted on aQuantive an effort to better place themselves in the online ad sales picture?

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    2. Re:Mod Up: Informative by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not from their "continued struggles", it's from a single acquisition 5 years ago. And it says nothing about their online services division as a whole, just the advertising segment represented by aQuantive. It'd be like saying "Google's online services take 600 million dollar hit" if Google decided to scrap Google Flights.

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    3. Re:Mod Up: Informative by oakgrove · · Score: 1

      It's not from their "continued struggles"

      MS' online division isn't continuing to struggle? How much money is Bing making these days?

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    4. Re:Mod Up: Informative by LordLucless · · Score: 0

      That's exactly my point - the loss isn't from Bing's success or lack thereof. It's from aQuantative's write off.

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    5. Re:Mod Up: Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you would quit using google, it would be doing fine. Unfortunately, most folks like to look at ads by google.

    6. Re:Mod Up: Informative by SurfsUp · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's not from their "continued struggles", it's from a single acquisition 5 years ago.

      Why do we keep hearing this tired apology over and over again? Aquantive was worth $6.2 billion on the day it was bought then slowly bled bit by bit until it was worth zero. What bled away was its "good will" (aka expected income) as it became increasingly apparent that Microsoft was unable to leverage Aquantive's auction model in the same way that Google had leveraged Applied Semantics.

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    7. Re:Mod Up: Informative by SurfsUp · · Score: 2

      the loss isn't from Bing's success or lack thereof. It's from aQuantative's write off

      It's from Microsoft's lack of online success in general. Aquantive was supposed to sell display ads but nobody wanted to pay Microsoft to display their ads. For some reason.

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    8. Re:Mod Up: Informative by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, apology? Looks through my posting history - I'm exactly the opposite of a Microsoft apologist. When I see a headline saying Microsoft's taken a quarterly loss for the first time, and it's due to struggling online services, I'm expecting it to be the thin end of the wedge - that MS' new strategies are failing, and that it's OS and Office divisions are no longer drawing enough money to keep the behemoth lumbering.

      That's not what's happening. Rather, they've taken the losses of the last 5 years, and conglomerated them into a single, large, writedown that is only really meaningful for tax purposes. In short, it's an accounting glitch, and it's being spun as the opening turn of the company's death spiral. I'm annoyed, not because I want MS to be shown as profitable, but because it's a) spin, and deceptive, and b) disappointing. I was hoping for a real decline, not some accountancy artifact.

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    9. Re:Mod Up: Informative by SurfsUp · · Score: 2

      Looks through my posting history - I'm exactly the opposite of a Microsoft apologist.

      I applaud you for that, but there is still no need to cut Microsoft slack where they don't deserve it. Which words describe the situation better: 1) "little accident" or 2) "slow motion train wreck"?

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    10. Re:Mod Up: Informative by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      It's deceptive (and raises false hope in some).

      Welcome to the pop-internet.

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    11. Re:Mod Up: Informative by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      BING is a sink-hole.

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    12. Re:Mod Up: Informative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't feel like you have to defer to your post history to clear yourself of being a "Microsoft apologist". If people can't deal with the actual content of your post, rationally, don't chase it. It's their failing, not yours.

    13. Re:Mod Up: Informative by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      It's corporate Newspeak: impossible to interpret so that it can regain factuality, but vague enough so that the writer may pretend he didn't lie. It's a terribly dishonest and slanted piece of writing, that's all. Of course, most commenters choose to believe it's true, and further remove themselves from reality. Slashdot has truly become the web's #1 source for ignorant dumbfuckery.

    14. Re:Mod Up: Informative by Alioth · · Score: 1

      No, there's far more dumbfuckery in YouTube comments.

    15. Re:Mod Up: Informative by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      I think it shows a real decline though - not for accounting purposes, but in terms of "future stuff".

      MS makes money from 3 areas: Windows, Office and (since Bob Muglia worked some magic before Ballmer kicked him out for being too good) Server/Tools.

      They have never made money from anything else, even though they try and try and try. Meanwhile Apple comes along and makes more then them on a new product, you've got to think that one day people will no longer want to buy the new Windows version, or they will be happy with Google Docs or they'll use OSS tools. That day is when 'unsinkable' MS hits the iceberg they're currently sailing towards. It'll take a long while for anyone to really notice, but I think it's already taking place. Windows 8 is not getting a good reception, if it wasn't for software assurance licencing terms, no-one would bother upgrading to the latest Office. One day Apple will release "iOffice" and it'll be very powerful, yet very easy to use, and allow content creation on an iPad... you can imagine what happens next.

  13. Positive cash flows by Mean+Variance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They wrote down a turd whose asset value wasn't worth what they paid. Look at the cash flows. They continue to generate billions of cash.

    SEC filing

    1. Re:Positive cash flows by Mashiki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah. Leave it to the typical MS hate by people here on /. to go apeshit over stuff like this. The story should be modded +1 flamebait.

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    2. Re:Positive cash flows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Microsoft has been pouring money onto everything until they monopolize it. It worked really well and annihilated a lot of competitors by the way.
      I remember the times Microsoft will literally buy you to develop for the xBox or DirectX. I was there and then I saw the people that got bought to say that they felt "trapped" and could not get out from MS tech.
      But as new companies with big pockets got into the game, first Google, then the new Apple and then Facebook, the last one with so much money and not really knowing what to do with it, the game did not worked as well as before.
      The Microsoft Zune did not work out, Life, Bing and now Lumia are not working out as expected, even after pouring billions from their desktop and Office monopoly.

    3. Re:Positive cash flows by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has been pouring money onto everything until they monopolize it. It worked really well and annihilated a lot of competitors by the way.

      Hey good for them. Welcome to capitalism, here's an idea. If you don't like it, start your own company and become a competitor. It does still seem to work. So I'm not really sure what you're post is about.

      Even self-created monopolies come crashing down.

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    4. Re:Positive cash flows by Locutus · · Score: 1

      and they kept aQuantive out of the hands of Google. So they have that going for them.

      LoB

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  14. Blood in the Water by amiga3D · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In and of itself this isn't a big deal. They wrote off some bad investments, so what? The problem is that everyone watches MS looking for any sign of weakness. It's more the perception that they don't have it anymore than any reality. I believe this is the beginning of the end, not of MS but of their overwhelming dominance that they've enjoyed for so long.

    1. Re:Blood in the Water by reversible+physicist · · Score: 1

      If I were an MS investor, I would take this as a sign that decision making at MS is not very impressive lately. So far they haven't made much progress breaking into online and mobile, and their old cash cows will dry up eventually. Maybe Windows 8 and Surface will be their big breakthrough in mobile, but I doubt it. Windows has a lot of momentum and so MS will probably get several tries at this, but I think they're going to have to make some difficult changes in business model and corporate culture to succeed.

    2. Re:Blood in the Water by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Hardly. I'd like to see more diversity in the OS/Office suite app space, but this was a write down for one of their online services purchases. This means next to nothing when you're talking about their cash cows, especially since most of their other divisions have been bleeding money (or, like the Xbox, barely in the black).

      Until they make a bad Office acquisition or bad OS acquisition, there's no weakness to exploit.

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    3. Re:Blood in the Water by Dracos · · Score: 1

      The writedown was the result of a purchase in 2007, the same year Vista was released.

      Later this year we'll get Win8, which may prove to be as big a turd as Vista, Me, Kin, WinPhone7, Bing, Live Search, and Bob... combined.

    4. Re:Blood in the Water by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      It is unlikely you will see much diversity in the OS/Office space when piracy is considered a decent alternative. Why would you run an alternative OS and office suite to windows and office, when you can get it for free?

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  15. Write down is still money that was spent by DragonWriter · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, Microsoft did not bring in less money than it spent. It has decided to wash its hands off of some of the investments it made.

    The second sentence is basically true, but the first is somewhat misleading. Essentially, they recognized that a $6.3 billion purchase of aQuantive that they made (which wasn't counted as an expense at the time, because it was treated as the acquisition of an asset of equal value to the purchase price) was, in fact, almost a pure expense, since the asset they acquired turns out to be pretty much entirely worthless (they took a $6.2 billion writedown against the $6.3 billion purchase.)

    But that writedown is money that was actually spent, its just money that was spent in 2007 and not counted as an expense then.

    1. Re:Write down is still money that was spent by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 0, Troll

      hey hey you want me to shoot for frist psot and still be 100% correct? Yes, it is true, the money had already been spent way back in 2007 and they admit they got zilch for that investment. It also includes about 2 billion it had spent on the online arena without much results. Wonder where that money went? Could they have been giving 2 billion in bing rewards? Or it was all just paying shills to post in Slashdot?

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    2. Re:Write down is still money that was spent by Mabhatter · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that with their margins, they STILL shouldn't BE ABLE to post a loss.

      This is why people are starting to complain Microsoft is pissing away VAST amounts of money. Their main products, servers, OS, Office, are 80%+ gross profit. That accounts for a large portion of their income. So if those are half their income ($10B), how do they piss away $8 BILLION of gross profit in a year?!

      That's the kind of numbers Balmer is mismanaging.

      Steve Jobs took risks, but with all their riskiest products, Apple sold every UNIT at some kind of PROFIT. Apple kills products that dont make ENOUGH PROFIT. They don't sell ANYTHING as a loss leader.

    3. Re:Write down is still money that was spent by dAzED1 · · Score: 0

      just fyi, your caps-lock key appears to be malfunctioning, causing it to turn on in random spurts. The effect is to make your writing look as out-dated as my nick.

    4. Re:Write down is still money that was spent by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Actually they are pretty much selling their OS as a loss-leader. Lion and Mountain Lion, while certainly not very expensive to develop, probably ended up costing Apple more than they collect from users for the upgrades. However the difference is very, very minimal.

    5. Re:Write down is still money that was spent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no. Revenue from the sale of every Macintosh is recognized in such a way that it fully funds the OS development work. The end-user upgrade sales are essentially pure profit. They are not taking a loss on OS X because the cost has already been recouped in hardware sales before they put it up for sale in the first place.

    6. Re:Write down is still money that was spent by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      An acquisition of a company is not an expense, it is an exchange of one asset, cash for instance, for another. But, when making a strategic acquisition, as Microsoft did, one pays above the asset's value and the difference is booked as another type of asset called goodwill. As the new asset starts contributing profits, the goodwill is reduced by offsetting the retained earnings.

      So, what are we to say about the aQuantive write down? The 2007 acquisition, using a fair amount of shareholder assets was a mistake, but, most acquisitions of this type are. I think it comes down to this, the management sold the Board on the acquisition on the basis that this was a good tactic towards the achievement of furthering their strategy of increasing Microsoft's share of the online advertising sector. Why that strategy? Because, they wanted to hurt Google.

      Look at that year: the iPhone launch year. What was Google busy doing? Pivoting their nascent phone from Windows Mobile killer to iPhone competitor. They were looking ahead. Microsoft was complacent about phones — we all know the Ballmer quotes — and was spending money looking back at a sector that the same management didn't know it was losing when it happened.

      So, sure, the aQuantive write down is a discrete event, and an accounting exercise regarding checks written in 2007. But the same managers who made the deal are in charge, and do we think they're learning their lessons, or are they still spending money in a futile effort to regain relevance in markets that they blew? Everyone looks at Nokia with jaundiced eye for taking Microsoft's cash, but really, shouldn't we be asking if Microsoft is spending its money wisely there? We look at quarterlies to see the trends, to see the mistakes corrected and uncorrected, to form a part of a picture about the whole. We look at Microsoft quarterlies to see if they are successfully diversifying from Windows; truth be told, they do and they don't want to make that transition. It was a bad quarter.

  16. Article: It failed to see iPhone and touchscreen by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In addition to its $6.2 billion disaster of a purchase, Microsoft made another critical mistake in 2007: It failed to recognize the debut of Apple's iPhone as the game-changer it turned out to be and missed the launch of the touchscreen revolution. Its partnership with troubled Finnish cell phone company Nokia notwithstanding, Windows phones barely have a toehold in the iOS-Android duopoly.

    It is par for the course for Microsoft to phoo phoo anything new (Remember "640K memory is enough for everyone", "You mean companies are going to print their URLs in their advertisements?" ) and then play catch up. Usually that strategy worked out for Microsoft because corporate computers formed 90% or more of the computing platforms in the world, and it had a stranglehold on that market.

    Two things stymied Microsoft in the cell phone arena. First was obvious: It lacked market dominance for ram through bad but barely adequate competitor and swamp out the competition.

    But there was a second player, that we slashdotter would loathe to give credit to. The much maligned evil phone companies. They are used to getting hefty margins peddling corded and cordless plain old telephone equipment. They saw what happened to the manufacturers of the ubiquitous beige boxes. They were reducing competing purely on price, the brutal price war changed the landscape. In the 1990s the hardware accounted for 95% of the cost of the computer and the software was hardly 5%. While software prices remained stable and went up (MS-Office retailed for $550 when the PCs had fallen below 500$ mark). The telcos were determined to not to let that happen to them. Being incompatible with Microsoft, and not giving it any toehold was the common strategy.

    So even if someone in Microsoft saw the threat of iPhone that company is too big to move nimbly, too bogged down in earlier mode of competing, it had made too many enemies, it has stabbed the back of too many partners and it has scared off too many partners.

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  17. Re:And by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

    Uh huh. Except that if you take out the writedown their quarter was pretty close to the previous one in which they had $6.6 billion in net income.

  18. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    More like M-$

  19. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shit, dont any of you know Accounting 101?

    (M$)

  20. Just wait by morian97 · · Score: 0

    till the Metro comes out.

    1. Re:Just wait by TheMathemagician · · Score: 1

      Yes then they'll have to write off $12 billion.

  21. What does it take to finally fucking fire Ballmer? by WiiVault · · Score: 0

    Love MS or hate them this guy must be either the best guy to work with imaginable, or he has some dirt on the board. I just can't comprehend how else he has be allowed to do so much damage, and put MS behind so many rivals who nobody ever thought would ever actually be worth more on paper than the mighty MS. As a shareholder he needs to be buried, and MS needs to admit his tenure was a mistake and work to make amends for the damage he has done to the brand, the value, and yes even the innovation he seems bent on extinguishing with his every breath. Competitors must love him though.

  22. They still lost money by theurge14 · · Score: 1

    Write off or not the fact is they still lost billions of dollars. And that was due to a very bad business decision.

  23. Re:Might need to change their tag... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company reported a record fourth quarter revenue of $18.06 billion, but did suffer a net loss over the last three months of $492 million....It's also important to realize that that loss is due to a one-time "goodwill impairment charge" associated with the collapsed aQuantive deal that set Redmond back $6.2 billion.
    http://www.engadget.com/2012/07/19/microsoft-announces-record-q4-18-06-billion-in-revenue/

  24. Troll title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As others have already said ten times over, they beat earnings expectations. The "loss" is just from a one-time charge due to a bad acquisition. This submission could have been worded better, unless its purpose was to troll.

    1. Re:Troll title by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      Many companies exceed earnings expectations if you decide to discount losses - but you have to squint your eyes just like you did to see that. Microsoft made a loss, it is very unlikely to be a permanent state of affairs (unless Europe charges them a possible $US 7 billion penalty for breaching their anti-monopoly conditions), but it is still a loss when you get to the bottom line. Losing $6.2 billion of shareholder value on a bad acquisition must be among the most colossal poor managemnuent decisions ever made. Will any of the management bonuses be affected? probably not. Yet another example of management shafting shareholders - which is not peculiar to Microsoft in any way.

  25. haw haw haw by davydagger · · Score: 0

    As much as I try to never loose my composure.

    The only thing I can think of is "haw haw haw". Eat it microsoft.

    I hope they loose more and more money. I hope Steve Ballmer gets mad enough throw another chair.

    1. Re:haw haw haw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And I hope one day you learn the difference between "loose" and "lose."

    2. Re:haw haw haw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's LOSE, not loose. You LOSE your composure, Microsoft LOSES money.

      Your mom is LOOSE.

  26. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by Bigfishbowl · · Score: 2

    You know, I keep hearing this, but I do not understand how that is true. Were it true, you, being a slashdotter and thus years ahead would be composing this on a tablet. Apparently the soft-keyboard and such are no bother, nor is the lack of easy copy/paste functions. Personally, I'm typing this on my workstation which will never, ever, ever leave my office. Nor should it. I create content and solve problems on it. People may later consume said content but if you want to actually get anything more serious than email done, you need a real computer. Furthermore, could you imagine spending 8 hours a day on a tablet? That is a laughable suggestion. Given that unemployment is less than 50%, I suspect most people using computers for something other than leisure will still use a keyboard at some point during the day.

  27. In related news by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    religions all around the world today had a flock of new believers

  28. Break Them Up by geoffrobinson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They would actually be more valuable broken up. Windows could still do their thing. Office could support whatever platform they wanted to. Imagine a version of Office for Mac with a comparable version of Excel and Access. SQL Server on Linux boxes.

    Also, I would say there is a difference between decline and not being in your high growth phase and abnormally dominant phase.

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    1. Re:Break Them Up by jcr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They would actually be more valuable broken up.

      Well, potentially. Their biggest problem though is an empire-building management culture, and if those attitudes continue into the smaller organizations that result from a breakup, they'd die faster.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    2. Re:Break Them Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Office for Mac is already available, but i would not want this overpriced power hog on my linux box.

    3. Re:Break Them Up by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      > SQL Server on Linux boxes.
      Yuck. SQL Server is technically inferior to Postgresl (eg. in true multi-byte UTF and internationalization support, not just double-byte) in some ways, harder to administer than MySQL, and less powerful than Oracle or DB2 in the very large. SQL Server on Linux would have an uphill battle when competing against databases that have been stable on that platform for a long time.

      > Imagine a version of Office for Mac with a comparable version of Excel and Access.
      I run Excel on the Mac using Office 2011 for Mac, so I'm not quite sure what your point is? Access is awful for anything bigger than tiny problems, I'd much rather use Postgresql thank you very much.

    4. Re:Break Them Up by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      I so would have wished this 12 years ago during the DOJ trial. I would LOVE to have real competition to java with C#.NET running on Linux and MacOSX and Linux users would ahve Office too.

      It is not going to happen. Even if they did split up their products are so tied together it would be hard if not impossible to have .NET libraries on other OSes at this point without a total rewrite. No Mono is not a real implementation as it emulates COM/DCOM and wine like win32 calls.

    5. Re:Break Them Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine a version of Office for Mac with a comparable version of Excel and Access.

      ummmm the 1980's called and want you back. Seriously Office on the Mac has a very high market share and is arguably even better than the version on windows.

      SQL Server on Linux boxes

      Would be a massive flop, not just because people hate SQL Server (though that would certainly hurt in the linux world) but because it would be a new product to the platform and come with all the problems such a port comes with that have already been solved in other products on the platform. I seriously doubt they would have a snow flakes chance in hell of recovering the costs of such a redevelopment.

      whats really confusing though is how the hell you got modded +5 insightful, slashdot's glory days really are a distant memory :(.

    6. Re:Break Them Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously +5 insightful for 2 terrible examples? I use office for Mac everyday and have done for years. SQL Server would be a fail on linux, linux has many great DB's on the platform, porting an existing DB to the platform without significant benefits but all the problems of a new product would be an excellent way to set fire to a very large wad of cash.

    7. Re:Break Them Up by jbolden · · Score: 1

      First off there is a pretty good version of Office for Mac. I don't know whether Access would sell that many more copies.

      Second, what advantage is there in putting SQL Server on Linux? Microsoft has to just charge you for the SQL Server anyway. Its not like the NT kernel isn't a pretty good kernel and that SQL Server has been optimized for NT for 20 years, when it was Sybase's.

      As for being more valuable broken up. How? Where does this extra growth or revenue come from?

    8. Re:Break Them Up by FitForTheSun · · Score: 1

      SQL Server on Linux boxes.

      Oh, god, I just vomited in the back of my throat.

  29. A whole lot of "not a big deal" posts by Grayhand · · Score: 1

    Obviously it's not going to sink the company but it's showing a lot of poor judgement. 6 billion is hardly the chump change most are claiming. How many years did it take for the gaming division to even show a total of 6 billion in profits? The first ten years they seemed unstoppable but the last ten years they seem to be the game that can't shoot straight. The company just feels chaotic like they have no long term plans. I don't like Apple but it still feels like they know their product line for the next 5 years and maybe even have a road map for 10 years.

    1. Re:A whole lot of "not a big deal" posts by jbolden · · Score: 1

      They haven't had a single plan. The different divisions have had long terms plans some successful some not. But Microsoft hasn't been coordinating these plans since the divisions had different personalities. So those plans have often been at odds with each other and sometimes even contradicted each other. Balmer seems to have spent the last year getting their various divisions on board the Windows 8 / touch / Metro... strategy. The next question is whether Microsoft can get the OEMs onboard.

  30. Tablets are the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leading edge is what it is about. Create secure sandbox on the cloud for enterprise to use on VPN. Put it on a tablet and watch the benefits grow!

  31. The demise of MS is far away. by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

    I realize that this loss is in no way indicative of MS's demise.
    But it still had me thinking about what will happen the day that there is nothing left to do for MS except patent litigation. That won't be pretty.

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  32. Re:Might need to change their tag... by real-modo · · Score: 0

    Time was when Microsoft's gross profit ratio was about two thirds, not one third. Hmm.

  33. Re:Article: It failed to see iPhone and touchscree by real-modo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Microsoft's problem is exactly that it has bought into this "threat of the iPhone" meme.

    Microsoft and Apple have different markets and different sales channels. By trying to compete with Apple, Microsoft is exchanging a position of dominance in enterprise "productivity" computing for one of abject weakness in consumer/mobile/fashion computing. In so doing, it is alienating its partners and customers even more than usually.

    Sure, enterprise computing is a mature market, and it's not possible to continue double-digit growth in it any more. Big deal. Are electricity utilities reinventing themselves as iOS app developers? No; they are making good money in a static to declining market. That's the mature, high-return, low-risk strategy.

    Microsoft needs to ignore Apple; if it doesn't, lawyers will be getting fat off aggrieved shareholders.

  34. Tin foil hats kids!! (not aluminum) by Mabhatter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm breaking out the tin foil here.

    Microsoft sat on this bad investment for 5 years? They reaeased their first ever loss the quarter before the election.

    I'm calling it now. In three weeks nobody will remember WHY Microsoft had a loss, just that in 2012 "Obama" had dragged the economy down so far, even MICROSOFT was effected! This will stand in the history books for decades.

    You'll hear the rally for Republicans tomorrow morning... DEMOCRATS RUINED MICROSOFT! Count on it. Then queue renewed call for anti piracy measures, renewed call for cheaper workers... Blah, blah, blah.

    Thoughts?

    1. Re:Tin foil hats kids!! (not aluminum) by Mabhatter · · Score: 2

      This will also help Ballmer say Windows 8 "saved the company" with their first profitable quarter after terrible, terrible losses.

      It's all marketing.

    2. Re:Tin foil hats kids!! (not aluminum) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thoughts?

      I moded you flamebait. Keep the tin foil in the drawer where it belongs. Most Microsoft employees are Democrats, including their founder. Even if they weren't, your theory would still be just as silly.

      Good thing Rush Limbaugh doesn't read /. You'd have just given him a topic for tomorrow's show.

    3. Re:Tin foil hats kids!! (not aluminum) by codepunk · · Score: 1

      Obama has given me a truck load of reasons not to vote for him, I don't really need any more.

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    4. Re:Tin foil hats kids!! (not aluminum) by Teresita · · Score: 1

      Uh, yeah, after years of being hammered by Maddow and Olbermann on MS-NBC I'm sure Republicans are crying in their beer over Obama "ruining" Microsoft to the point where NBC even disowned them.

  35. Finally by TheGoodNamesWereGone · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    OS/2 is finally winning!

    1. Re:Finally by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      Well, it will probably mean Red Hat was more profitable than Microsoft for the quarter (although clearly revenues were not equal). Strange times.

  36. Re:And by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 1

    From my experience of the corporate world, when you have a bad period you whitewash it with a write down!

    Just use a heavy flow tampon and take some Ibuprofen for the pain.

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  37. math by buybuydandavis · · Score: 2

    Except for a paper write down which only acknowledged a fact of reality established years ago, they made 5.7billion. And that's in anticipation of a big release in the near future, that is probably limiting current sales until the release.

    Buy now.

    It would be interesting to see if they piled on a few other write downs.

  38. Vista-era bad news? by k(wi)r(kipedia) · · Score: 1

    2007 would have been the bad year then. That year Microsoft released Vista and bought the ad company now being written off as a loss. Of course, Vista was almost instantly recognized as a bad decision, unlike Microsoft's venture into online advertising.

  39. Why take this dump now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure, this one-time charge says nothing about the fundamentals of the company as a whole, but... Why take this dump now? The aQuantative write off could have been done over multiple quarters or in some other quarter, why now?

    Perhaps they are aren't seeing the anticipation levels they expected for the new iterations of Windows, Office, Phone, Surface, and Server? Not that these products will fail, but the numbers look better improving Microsoft's bottom line by leaps and bounds rather than just a solid but predictable percentage.

    So I think this is just "stock market theatre" and I don't think we should give them any more amazing grief over the write-off today than we give them credit for (what will undoubtedly be mass-media future headlines) next quarter's "amazing new products bring Microsoft back from the financial brink!"

    1. Re:Why take this dump now? by SplashMyBandit · · Score: 1

      That's my guess too. They probably had some bad news somewhere and it was a good time to jettison the liability so further quarters look much better. Hopefully they don't get pinged by the EU for $7 billion, or they will really hurt (this is unlikely though).

  40. I'm sorry, it's a feature, not a loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Dear Microsoft,

    My name is Chupanibre and I will be helping you resolve your issue today.

    If I understand your enquiry, you wished to make a profit last quarter.

    Unfortunately, in order for us to assist you you must have had a premium account at some point in your past. This would require you to show that:

    a) You had delivered a single piece of software considered 'worth the money'
    b) You had made a single innovation in the field of technology in the last 30 years.
    c) You had given a crap about a single one of your customers, ever.

    Once you have fulfilled at least one of these requirements, please don't hesitate to contact us again and we will be able to assist you buy giving you hard-earned money for your technically inferior products.

  41. Like what? by PrimalChrome · · Score: 2

    Until there's something out there that "doesn't suck", I'd like Microsoft to remain healthy and viable.

    Apple's walled garden where everything will soon have to be bought through the app store and whose server product is laughable? Nah.

    Linux flavor of the week that totally ignores the need for corporate Groupware and thumbs it's nose at the idea of a homogeneous environment? Nah.

    BeOS? Mayyyyybe

    So I suppose one option is better than none....

    1. Re:Like what? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      One option is much worse than none...

      When you have one large overwhelming competitor who has the entire market locked in, competing with them commercially is pointless... The amount of cash you would need to burn for years on end before you made any inroads makes the entire idea business suicide.
      It's not enough to have a better product, you have to be able to reverse engineer the proprietary formats and protocols, and convince third parties who have written addons that require other proprietary products etc.

      Linux only really exists at all because of the open source model, any new commercial os introduced today would simply be doomed to failure irrespective of quality, just look at beos.

      On the other hand, if MS weren't around then there would actually be a market for alternatives and it would be worth while investing in them, so you would see rapid improvements from several competing companies...

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    2. Re:Like what? by hawk · · Score: 1

      >until there's something out there that doesn't suck . . .

      Well, there's always the Microsoft vacuum cleaner . . . :)

      hawk

  42. Re:Article: It failed to see iPhone and touchscree by esarjeant · · Score: 2

    I think this is an excellent observation, while it really won't hurt MS to go after the mobile phone market since Windows Mobile wasn't going anywhere - they are about to plunge into a new battle where they are going to sacrifice one of their cash-cows (Windows/Office) to compete with iOS and Android.

    They should focus on the enterprise market, and find ways to compete on iOS/Android without writing another tablet OS.

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  43. Re:Might need to change their tag... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pro tip: no point wringing out a saturated market, expanding into new markets costs money and they are still making more than they used to even though their profit ratio is lower.

  44. the actual reason is really odd by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    They wrote off a TON of money in "good will" valuation of their company because some stupid bullshit I've never heard of from 2007 didn't pan out. You can't lose customer good will over something they've never heard of. But, as far as I know, they never wrote off any good will during the Vista catastrophe. I don't think any company has had any single, short period loss of good will in human history equal to what Vista did (pending Windows 8's release lol).

    1. Re:the actual reason is really odd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what that means.

      If you buy a manufacturing company for a billion dollars and it's factories are worth a billion dollars, you write down on your assets that you have factories worth a billion dollars.

      Any time you buy anything that isn't used up right away, you put it down as an asset worth the amount you paid for it. The cost of the acquisition is reflected over multiple reporting periods as depreciation (reduction in the asset's value over a schedule intended to reflect it's lifetime).

      When you buy a company that doesn't have much in tangible assets, like a software company, you still do this. You write down an asset called goodwill which essentially reflects that you believe that the 6 billion you paid for a group of employees and some IP will bring to your own business.

      The write down reflects the admission that the acquisition has not brought that value. This would have been reflected naturally over time but they recognized (in the accounting sense) early.

    2. Re:the actual reason is really odd by jbolden · · Score: 1

      Good explanation, I was going to write that. You should get an account, AC.

  45. So Ballmer can't even buy cashcows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It seems to me the cash cows they can milk by raising the prices, but Ballmer can't create NEW cash-cows internally in MS, not only that, this tells me he can't even BUY new cash cows from outside.

    You can make light of this, but this is spent money, and yet it took him 5 years to realize he'd wasted it???? The man is an idiot, a shouty salesman whose biggest sales job is to keep himself in power.

    He's losing the Windows market, this is what gets me the most, you can see it all unfolding in slow motion as people switch away from Windows and he's making it worse by splitting Windows into two competing versions! It reminds me of IBM making PCs and also selling cloned PCs in competition with itself. It made IBM clearly inferior because even they didn't believe their PCs were worth it.

    Now we have MS, launching 2 tablets, one that is more compatible than the other, but not fully compatible, and one that has a better battery life but not as good as the competition. Two half products in a market that's getting away from them.

    And nobody dares sack shouty salesman for fear of chairs flying???

    1. Re:So Ballmer can't even buy cashcows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, they've "lost" like 5% market share with windows, and only if you include the addition of all the iOS devices.

    2. Re:So Ballmer can't even buy cashcows by lightknight · · Score: 2

      If he's somewhat intelligent, perhaps he will ask Gates to fix his advisory board for him. The man has surrounded himself with the wrong people -> they're using him like a puppet, and he can't see that, and probably won't see it until the company is being sized for a coffin. They aren't his friends, they don't really think he's a business genius or whatever smoke they're blowing up his ass, and he needs to ditch them NOW. While he's at it, promote some of the IT and some of the CS / SE people to fill their spots. Find the people that others hate, not because they're annoying, but because they will tell anyone when they're making a grave mistake, regardless of rank. The IT guys will tell him what works (from a corporate standpoint), and the CS / SE guys will tell him what can be done (programmatically speaking).

      Frankly, it's surprising he didn't do this already. The original trio of Gates (half-lawyer, half-businessman, half-programmer), Paul Allen (all programmer), and Ballmer (all business) worked; things held one without Paul, but without Gates it has gone downhill. Make a new trio, and try for the same attributes. If that means offering them some stock, do it.

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    3. Re:So Ballmer can't even buy cashcows by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      Now we have MS, launching 2 tablets, one that is more compatible than the other, but not fully compatible,

      [citation needed]

      All sources I have read, and my own experiences, indicate that Windows 8 on Intel is fully compatible with Windows 7 software and hardware.

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    4. Re:So Ballmer can't even buy cashcows by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It reminds me of IBM making PCs and also selling cloned PCs in competition with itself.

      Incorrect -- IBM didn't sell cloned PCs in competetion with itself. It fought tooth and nail (and in court) when Compaq managed to clean-room clone the PC's BIOS. IBM's mistake was letting Microsoft keep the copyrights to DOS, but it did so because they thought it would be impossible to run on anyone else's hardware.

      He's losing the Windows market

      I've seen no evidence of that. Yes, MS lost MY business, but less than 1% of us are running Be or Linux or BSD or any other OS. MS just can't get a foothold in the phone, MP3 player, or tablet market. In the enterprise, just as the old mantra was "nobody ever got fired for buying IBM", the new mantra is "nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft".

      If MS is losing the Windows market, then why is it so hard to buy a PC without Windows?

  46. Where is growth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Ballmer had any vision at all they would be in a growth phase right now. Even if they could never make an effective touch interface until Apple showed them how, they still should have recognized the opportunity and been the second mover. It is entirely possible that MS would have Android's market about now. Instead Ballmer waits until the market has clear direction, and then it is too late. Each time they spend billions playing catchup, while the competition rakes in cash. It is not that they are going to die tomorrow, but they are no longer the dominate player they were when they had a geek at the reins.

  47. And yet people still care about them by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Now that they've completely lost the plot (ref: Windows 8) why are people still taking these clowns seriously enough to let them hold the keys for the next generation of PC hardware?

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  48. Still a loss even without the writeoff by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The point is that Microsoft lost money even if you disregard the writeoff.

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    1. Re:Still a loss even without the writeoff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, if you disregard the writeoff then they made 5.5 billion. The 500 million loss is 5.5 billion (quarterly profit) - 6 billion (writeoff).

  49. DON'T PANIC! by Centurix · · Score: 1

    Don't panic Mr Mannering!

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  50. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by jrumney · · Score: 1

    Were it true, you, being a slashdotter and thus years ahead would be composing this on a tablet. Apparently the soft-keyboard and such are no bother, nor is the lack of easy copy/paste functions.

    I have an iPad and an Android phone. Both will use a Bluetooth or USB keyboard, and both have perfectly usable Copy/Paste functionality for text, which is sufficient for posting to Slashdot.

  51. More like 72% lost share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Yeah, they've "lost" like 5% market share with windows"

    No more like 72%, you might like to count historical sales and then use market share in terms of units out there in total, but the investors are only interested in new sales.

    76 million Android devices last quarter, about 50 million Apple devices, there's about 200 million PCs sold a year, about 50 million Windows units in an average quarter.

    Yes, you read correctly, Apple sells about as many iPad/iPhone/Macs as Microsoft sells Windows 7 licenses.

    1. Re:More like 72% lost share by Miamicanes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Windows might be losing market share to OSX. God only knows whether it's gaining or losing market share compared to desktop Linux this week/month/year, and it doesn't particularly matter because any change is below the margin of error anyway. Windows is not, however, losing market share to Android Phones or iPhones.

      In America, at least, 99.9% of the people who own an Android phone or iPhone own at least one desktop PC, laptop, or both IN ADDITION to their phone.

      Microsoft lost most of their mobile market share almost OVERNIGHT when they stupidly announced that the HTC HD2 would never run Windows Phone because "it had too many buttons", and just about everyone who owned a phone running Windows Mobile ran straight to Android without passing "Go". THAT is Microsoft's lost market share. Nearly every Android phone and iPhone sold since that time represents a PDA phone sold to somebody who formerly owned a phone that was a half step better than a Jitterbug. People who own an Android phone or iPhone today and do NOT own a PC or laptop probably didn't own a PC or desktop 4 years ago, either. People who owned a desktop PC and a laptop 4 years ago mostly still own a desktop PC, a laptop, and have recently added a tablet (Android or iPad) to the pile, and probably have a best of breed Android phone or iPhone filling the role of "pocket laptop with wireless internet access", just like they did 4 years ago.

      If you REALLY want to see lost market share, do your census a month after Windows 8 comes out, and count anybody who yawned and stayed with Windows 7 (or reverted to Windows 7 after being unimpressed by Windows 8) because Windows 8 is ugly, looks like Unity on a bad day, and took away Aero Glass because Microsoft apparently wanted to make extra sure the reaction of everybody with a high end PC would be "yuck, Windows 8 is fugly".

      If it's not obvious, I do think that Microsoft has gone batshit crazy and suicidal in its old age. If you look at just about every business and strategic decision they've made since ~2008, they've dropped the ball and bent over backwards to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at every possible opportunity. They've become irrelevant to everyone who used to own a Windows Mobile phone, they've completely pissed off two entire generations of Windows Phone buyers by screwing them out of upgrades and saddling them with a phone that was obsolete roughly 3 months after it came out, they locked them down for reasons nobody can figure out (since they don't actually have any real software that anybody will pay for to generate royalties for Microsoft), they've completely dropped the ball on trying to run an ad network like Google, and now it looks like they've spent the past 3 years brainstorming ways to give people who own Windows 7 a reason to stick with it for the next 10 years.

      And it makes me sad. As fashionable as it is around here to bash Microsoft, they've generally been a force for good. If nothing else, they gave us mice with scroll wheels. But lately... (shakes head)... well, the only word I can really think of to describe it is "Schadenfreude". It's almost heresy to say, but they really DO need Bill Gates to come back and save Microsoft from the zombie it's become. Microsoft's current management is like Apple under Scully.

    2. Re:More like 72% lost share by rsborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it's not obvious, I do think that Microsoft has gone batshit crazy and suicidal in its old age. If you look at just about every business and strategic decision they've made since ~2008, they've dropped the ball and bent over backwards to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at every possible opportunity

      As much as I dislike Microsoft, you're being a bit unfair - they are competing with companies like Google and Apple - who execute *very* well. If your competitors are bringing their A game and you've been bringing your B game for the past decade but were the only game in town back then, of course you will look bad.

      Keep in mind that,while bringing their B game, MSFT has been making money hand over fist for that past decade and their top-line is amazing. It's just, they are no longer the biggest/brightest/boldest company around.

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    3. Re:More like 72% lost share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bill Gates didn't make Microsoft, IBM did. Like Steve Jobs said: "Microsoft went into orbit because it had a booster rocket attached to it called IBM". Well, IBM left the consumer market a long time ago, they certainly can't save MS now.

    4. Re:More like 72% lost share by jbolden · · Score: 2

      Technologies can substitute for one another.

      Lets assume we have family father mother + 2 kids:

      2005:
      Dad own a windows laptop replacing every 3 1/2 years (.3 windows licenses a year)
      Mom has a netbook replacing every 2 years (licenses are say 1/2 priced so .25 licenses a year)
      The 2 kids share a desktop which is changed every 5 years (.2 licenses a year)

      Total = .75 licenses / year

      2015:

      Dad own an Apple laptop replacing the windows version every 7 (.15 windows licenses a year)
      Mom has a tablet replacing every 2 years (0 windows licenses a year)
      The 2 kids mainly use their phones but sometimes share a desktop which is changed every 7 years (.14 licenses a year)

      total = .3 licenses / year

      That's a big drop.

    5. Re:More like 72% lost share by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

      Actually you could also claim that crown goes to Compaq, being the first to make use of the loophole to make IBM PC clones.

      The resulting proliferation of machines that ran DOS (rather than manufacturers making more different machines and having to chose between paying MS specially for a compatible version or using something else (from someone else or developed internally, instead of just telling their users "put this on") is one of the significant things that squeezed possible alternatives out of the market.

    6. Re:More like 72% lost share by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      In America, at least, 99.9% of the people who own an Android phone or iPhone own at least one desktop PC, laptop, or both IN ADDITION to their phone.

      But everyone, including Microsoft are betting heavily that the desktop and laptop sales are going to drop off a cliff top soon.

      That's what Metro is about, it's a mobile interface for a world where all the consumer devices sold are going to be mobile in one form factor or another, with varying degrees of access to traditional input devices such as keyboards and mouse, used primarily to consume digital content and manage communication.

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    7. Re:More like 72% lost share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In america and much of the western world that is true, but not at all in the developing world,
      where smart phones are way more abundant than PCs

    8. Re:More like 72% lost share by Compaqt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just one problem with that: In the past the one big pro for Windows was that it ran your apps from way back.

      The Metro tablets don't.

      Now, given that you're going to have to buy all new apps anyway, you've got a choice, whereas previously you didn't:
      1) iOS: a whole lot of apps, and easy. Millions also have it.
      2) Android: a few less apps, a little more geeky. Millions also have it.
      3) Metro: starting out from near zero apps and zero market.

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    9. Re:More like 72% lost share by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      True, but the developing world was never a profit center for Microsoft, anyway. If Microsoft sold N copies of Windows in the developing world 5 years ago when there were N/100 smart phones, and today sells 1.7 x N copies of windows when there are 250 x N smart phones now, they might have had their market share in the developing world decline to a negligible percentage, but they're still selling 1.7 times as many copies as they were before.

      Yes, we get the point. A desktop PC is gross overkill for facebook and twitter. Microsoft's suicidal strategy is that it's trying to bridge the gap by eliminating the one strategic advantage desktop PCs will always have over mobile devices -- raw, unapologetic power, and the ability for users to run anything they damn well feel like running, instead of being jailed in a walled garden and told what they're allowed to do. Microsoft has forgotten its own history: PCs weren't so much a more powerful alternative to mainframes as much as they were a way to do an end run around bureaucracy and arbitrary restrictions on what you could do. They were corporate middle America's way to give the mainframe folks the finger, take matters into their own hands, and show what they could do when 17 layers of IT bureaucracy were avoided. Microsoft has spent most of the past 20 years trying as hard as it can to abolish its original rationale for existing by re-empowering the Enterprise over individual users.

    10. Re:More like 72% lost share by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Strangely I was reading this yesterday that has the same sentiment. When even business people are shunning Microsoft and not just the techies, you know they're turning that corner.

    11. Re:More like 72% lost share by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      However, the metro ecosystem can be fired off from the desktop/laptop metro ecosystem. If you build a metro app on the desktop, there's a good chance it's going to work on Windows 8 RT as well. It will be a wait-and-see.

    12. Re:More like 72% lost share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point, and the main issue that got that ball rolling were worms and viruses that infected Windows machines, making it dangerous for people to load software onto their machines.

    13. Re:More like 72% lost share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows might be losing market share to OSX. God only knows whether it's gaining or losing market share compared to desktop Linux this week/month/year, and it doesn't particularly matter because any change is below the margin of error anyway. Windows is not, however, losing market share to Android Phones or iPhones.

      In America, at least, 99.9% of the people who own an Android phone or iPhone own at least one desktop PC, laptop, or both IN ADDITION to their phone.

      Microsoft lost most of their mobile market share almost OVERNIGHT when they stupidly announced that the HTC HD2 would never run Windows Phone because "it had too many buttons", and just about everyone who owned a phone running Windows Mobile ran straight to Android without passing "Go". THAT is Microsoft's lost market share. Nearly every Android phone and iPhone sold since that time represents a PDA phone sold to somebody who formerly owned a phone that was a half step better than a Jitterbug. People who own an Android phone or iPhone today and do NOT own a PC or laptop probably didn't own a PC or desktop 4 years ago, either. People who owned a desktop PC and a laptop 4 years ago mostly still own a desktop PC, a laptop, and have recently added a tablet (Android or iPad) to the pile, and probably have a best of breed Android phone or iPhone filling the role of "pocket laptop with wireless internet access", just like they did 4 years ago.

      If you REALLY want to see lost market share, do your census a month after Windows 8 comes out, and count anybody who yawned and stayed with Windows 7 (or reverted to Windows 7 after being unimpressed by Windows 8) because Windows 8 is ugly, looks like Unity on a bad day, and took away Aero Glass because Microsoft apparently wanted to make extra sure the reaction of everybody with a high end PC would be "yuck, Windows 8 is fugly".

      If it's not obvious, I do think that Microsoft has gone batshit crazy and suicidal in its old age. If you look at just about every business and strategic decision they've made since ~2008, they've dropped the ball and bent over backwards to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory at every possible opportunity. They've become irrelevant to everyone who used to own a Windows Mobile phone, they've completely pissed off two entire generations of Windows Phone buyers by screwing them out of upgrades and saddling them with a phone that was obsolete roughly 3 months after it came out, they locked them down for reasons nobody can figure out (since they don't actually have any real software that anybody will pay for to generate royalties for Microsoft), they've completely dropped the ball on trying to run an ad network like Google, and now it looks like they've spent the past 3 years brainstorming ways to give people who own Windows 7 a reason to stick with it for the next 10 years.

      And it makes me sad. As fashionable as it is around here to bash Microsoft, they've generally been a force for good. If nothing else, they gave us mice with scroll wheels. But lately... (shakes head)... well, the only word I can really think of to describe it is "Schadenfreude". It's almost heresy to say, but they really DO need Bill Gates to come back and save Microsoft from the zombie it's become. Microsoft's current management is like Apple under Scully.

      Only an idiot would move from Win8 to Win7. Fugly? It's a fuckin computer, douchey! Performance and features are well worth the upgrade. People are clueless! Give it a try.

    14. Re:More like 72% lost share by kesuki · · Score: 1

      "Just one problem with that: In the past the one big pro for Windows was that it ran your apps from way back."
      um correction here. DOS era games and early windows games are only playable using dosbox been that way since windows xp. that is why to this date windows 98 is still deployed behind the walls of not going online with them.

    15. Re:More like 72% lost share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows is not, however, losing market share to Android Phones or iPhones.

      Nah you're wrong. I didn't read the rest of your post.

      Sure, maybe no one is ditching their computers because they got a phone. But how many casual gamers are using their phones as their primary game machine? They no longer need to care about updating their computer for games.

      When your only device is a computer, you'll tend to keep it up to date more than if you have multiple devices. With multiple devices, one being modern enough may mean the other is allowed to get a bit more dated. Maybe Android and iOS hasn't directly taken away a user base from MS, but it certainly has taken away sales of MS crap for computer upgrades.

  52. 28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    50 million Windows 7 licenses/quarter.
    76 million Android activations/ quarter
    46 million iOS devices, 50 million is you add the Mac sales / quarter.

    See for yourself, they're market share is down to less than 30%, soon Apple will be selling more iOs devices than Microsoft sells Windows.

    1. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they're market share

      They are?

    2. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      76 million Android activations/ quarter

      For fuck's sake! Google doesn't make money on Android activations.

    3. Re:28% Windows market share by asdf7890 · · Score: 4, Informative

      You don't have to make money, directly or otherwise, to have market share, nor do you have to make money to have an impact on your competition. And when discussing Windows' market share with regard to, say, desktop installations, no one discounts those installs that are pirated copies (most are in some parts of the world) because whether or not those installs made money for MS does not affect that fact that their OS is used on those machines.

    4. Re:28% Windows market share by asdf7890 · · Score: 5, Informative

      That isn't really an apples-to-oranges comparison though. The desktop/laptop markets are different enough from the phone/tablet ones at the current time that you probably shouldn't compare Windows 7 against iOS and Android.

      Also iOS and Android are growing fast due to new kit the people previously didn't own - they are not replacing Windows in most cases. MS's install base is rather impressive compared to iOS and Android so even at their current growth rate (which they can't maintain indefinitely - there will be a saturation point in the market somewhere) it'll be much time before they come close to eclipsing Windows.

      I'm happy for you to put Microsoft down, but I recommend not using obviously flawed statistics as it just looks like desperation (when such desperation is probably not required).

    5. Re:28% Windows market share by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wait, you forgot to include my fridge and central heating system, neither of these run Windows either. Christ, even throwing servers into the mix where operating systems like Linux hold a greater share would make more sense than mobile.

      Honestly, I'd like to see more competition in the desktop OS market too, but pretending desktop licensing and mobile operatings systems are in the same market is fucking stupid.

      Mixing some arbitrary devices into the OS mix doesn't change the fact that Microsoft is still far and away the most dominant entity in the desktop/laptop market.

      It doesn't really matter how many iOS devices Apple sells or Android devices Google and friends sell, people still aren't going to be writing software, producing spreadsheets, creating presentations, creating web pages, using most business systems, and authoring documents, on their tablets and phones. Have you tried doing any lengthy amount of office work on a mobile device? Without turning it into a desktop/laptop by attaching a keyboard/mouse it's the quickest route to insanity. Tablet versions of much common desktop software such as Office pale in comparison to the real thing. For this reason the key point is that no matter how many extra smartphones/tablets are sold out there, the effect on Windows desktop license sales is going to be negligible. People may be buying tablets, but few are foregoing a PC/laptop as a result, they just get both. Christ, up until recently you couldn't even activate an iOS device and get content onto it without a computer anyway.

      Yes mobile is becoming ever more important, no it's not going to replace the desktop, it just extends where you can do some of your desktop work (e-mail, web apps). Touch is great, but it's not the be all and end all, it's an extremely shit input method for many, many common tasks still.

      This is why you can't lump mobile and desktop together, for the most part they're different markets, the areas in which they intersect are fairly small and limited to for example, situations like tablets acting as a good carry round the home web browser instead of a netbook.

    6. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      First off I agree with you on the pc/phone apples/oranges part.

      What Microsoft are losing out on with the Android/iOS activations is market share in the phone/tablet market. Windows Phone never took off as well as the iOS/Android. Windows 8 looks like it's going to be their attempt to claw back some of that market, but I doubt it's going to be that successful - they're coming late to the party and don't have the coolness brand of Apple/Google, which people want in what's a status gadget not a mere data-crunching PC sitting in the corner of their room. If you carry it with you all day it's essentially doubling as a fashion accessory, and Microsoft simply isn't cool there - think of the Apple/PC ads.

    7. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not everybody does "office work" or needs a full-on laptop or desktop capabilities.

      A phone (who are we kidding, they are ultra-portable computers) or tablet device can easily fit the needs for surfing the net, consuming media and communicating via voice, video, messaging or social media.

      I am confident that Microsoft did not see themselves being usurped by phones and tablets on the scale you will see in the next 5 years. For the average non-techy who does not need any serious horsepower for creating documents, spreadsheets, music, video or images the phones and tablets replace entry level computer devices.

    8. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or they will get a preview of the next iOS only to recreate and outsell it....

    9. Re:28% Windows market share by justforgetme · · Score: 2

      Yes but my empirical analysis of first world citizens leads me to believe that the end setup for the avg person - and after the mobile market gets saturated - is two mobile devices (phones, tablets) and one Classical personal computer (laptops and HTPCs included).

      Which means that after market saturation you should on average have twice as many mobile OS images as PC OS images installed. The mobile computer market will keep on becoming bigger and bigger there is no question in that. I just hope that we will manage to get away from the ludicrous "Standalone App even though it just is a d@mn webapp" software trend.

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    10. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when windows 8 comes out? Can we compare that to iOS and Android? I mean micro$oft is trying to put windows into the mobile market.

    11. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ITRON people in Japan sell more copies of their OS in 5 minutes than Apple has in their entire existence. Apple is doomed!

      Yes. That's how much sense your analogy makes.

    12. Re:28% Windows market share by Sloppy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I was going to say, "You miss the point; Microsoft doesn't make money on Android either," but then I remembered, oh wait.. actually they do.

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    13. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I disagree that you can't lump mobile and desktop together when comparing market share. Despite it's popularity, few people use MS Office and few people create content. Most people are consumers of content on the internet. That's where mobile shines and that's where Microsoft doesn't shine. Microsoft suffers from the same limited vision that people who claim tablets/phones cannot possibly replace PCs: They are so married to the idea that you can't do "real" work on a a phone or tablet that they can't imagine anyone else being able to do it as well. Touch based interfaces are new and still being refined. We don't use a mouse and keyboard in the same way we did when Windows 3.1 was THE operating system, why would we expect touch to not evolve?

      Microsoft missed the internet as being a "next big big thing," but survived by buying their way out of the hole they dug. I don't know if they can do the same here. Perhaps they will just litigate themselves out of this hole.

    14. Re:28% Windows market share by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      And we must not forget the businesses and government systems who are still on Windows XP. There is huge future for whoever can grab the market for replacing those machines (and neither iOS or Android stands much of a chance here).

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    15. Re:28% Windows market share by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      don't have the coolness brand of Apple/Google,

      Don't underestimate Microsoft. Their new operating systems are much cooler than the old ones. After bashing Microsoft for years and hoping they would die a fiery death, they've managed to turn me around... my next phone may actually be a WP8 device, and I am seriously considering replacing my aging MacBook with a Surface Pro when it comes out.

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    16. Re:28% Windows market share by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      I think things are playing our differently. People will own two devices. One phone and one ultra-portable PC.

    17. Re:28% Windows market share by FishTankX · · Score: 1

      Actually, i'm sure that not only did Microsoft see it coming, they took preventative measures. Mainly in the form of windows 8.

      You're also discounting corporate sales. A corporation is never going to give up their desktop to get their employee a tablet to do spreadsheets. It's simply not feasable. They need software that's designed to be used for 8 hours a day and give their workers maximum productivity. The last part is why it may be more profitable to give their employee something more usable, because the $x they save on the tablet won't be worth the drop in productivity versus the salary of the emloyee.

      Microsoft makes almost as much on the sale of an office licence or a windows liscence as most android makers do on an entire headset, and maybe even apple (depending on the iPhone, and the software microsoft is selling).

      Microsoft isn't going anywhere yet. If they would just quit loosing billions of money on bing, they'd be in the green and happy.

    18. Re:28% Windows market share by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd like to see more competition in the desktop OS market too, but pretending desktop licensing and mobile operatings systems are in the same market is fucking stupid.

      I'm sorry, but did you think that "desktop computing" and "mobile computing" were markets? The market is simply "computing".

      It doesn't really matter how many iOS devices Apple sells or Android devices Google and friends sell, people still aren't going to be writing software, producing spreadsheets, creating presentations, creating web pages, using most business systems, and authoring documents, on their tablets and phones.

      Outside of an office, almost no one wants to do those things. (Note: you, I, and the rest of Slashdot don't statistically count. We're a tiny minority.) People want to share pictures, browse the web, listen to music, watch movies, and do lots of other things that phones and tablets are perfectly good at.

      People may be buying tablets, but few are foregoing a PC/laptop as a result, they just get both.

      Have you talked to anyone outside an office? I personally know plenty of people who bought an iPad and abandoned their desktops and laptops. When it comes time to upgrade their less-portable systems, the thought process becomes "you know what, I don't really use it anymore. I guess I'd like to run ${application foo}, but not so much that I want to buy a whole new computer just for it, and have to set aside desk space for it, and it just sits there the rest of the time..."

      This is why you can't lump mobile and desktop together, for the most part they're different markets, the areas in which they intersect are fairly small and limited to for example, situations like tablets acting as a good carry round the home web browser instead of a netbook.

      "This is why you can't lump digital and film cameras together, for the most part they're different markets, the areas in which they intersect are fairly small and limited to for example, situations like digital cameras acting as a good carry round the city camera instead of the nice film camera that they'll keep around for Important Stuff."

      How'd that work out?

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    19. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite it's popularity, few people use MS Office and few people create content.

      Today I have been to:
      The Dentist's: Two of the three people there were using MS Office to create content.
      7-Eleven: One of the two people there was using MS Office to create content.
      work: 9 out of the 11 people in my office are using MS Office(some use Libre Office but for this example they're the same) to create content. I can see across the hall a few more people using MS Office.
      Where do you work where people get to consume media all day?

      We don't use a mouse and keyboard in the same way we did when Windows 3.1 was THE operating system, why would we expect touch to not evolve?

      Yes "we" do. I type words into my computer with my keyboard the same way I did when I learned to type using First Publisher. I even use the mouse the same way I did in First Publisher, to move a cursor around a screen and click buttons to do things. the only difference now is I don't have to cloak my mouse drivers to get more conventional memory.

    20. Re:28% Windows market share by kesuki · · Score: 1

      mobile doesn't allow you to 'bless' apps without a computer, by 'bless' i mean words with friends won't play without a desktop to bless it. i don't have a 'tablet' becuase my laptop works fine, and my phone was the deciding factor on not getting a tablet. and fwiw with a full qwerty keypad, a micro hdmi output(with ethernet over hdmi capability) wifi capability and mobile hotspot function it does a few things a pc can't do without also purchasing wifi. the design of smartphones is to be less restricted locationally than with a laptop/netbook which are less locationally challenged than a desktop.

      some people do in fact wonder what to do with their pcs once they got smartphones. so if designers stop assuming you need a full desktop to play facebook games there will be people who simply turn off their pcs and keep the wifi and cable/dsl for their smartphones.

    21. Re:28% Windows market share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To paraphrase a (made up) quote, you're skating to where the puck is, not where it's going.

      Making arbitrary distinctions between "mobile" and "desktop" is an interesting academic exercise for the time being. Before the advent of the tablet, it was even possible to imagine that they were wholly separate markets. That time is passing. We're rapidly moving toward a continuum of Desktop-laptop-tablet-phone (with variations such all-flash Ultrabooks and 7-inch phone-tablets smoothing the edges of the transition.) In five years, even these categories will be meaningless. Apple will be announcing the new iWhatever, and it won't even fit on that spectrum.

      Ten years ago, you could barely check plain-text email on your phone. Now you can edit digital video on them, with effects and titles and the whole works. Pocket smartphones are in direct competition with desktop Windows, and Microsoft knows it.

    22. Re:28% Windows market share by FitForTheSun · · Score: 1

      I don't know, man. Yes, mobile is different than desktop, but each of them has an overlapping shared demographic called "web browser". My tablet does in fact stand in for my laptop often.

    23. Re:28% Windows market share by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Microsoft isn't about money and they never have been. They're about control. If they have control they can demand money and their "customers" have little choice but to pay. Oracle works the same way though frankly Oracle's mind bending powers are even more inexplicable. Oracle must have hired the same guys who designed the sales pitch for Encyclopedia Brittanica - that was an amazing pitch.

      Microsoft going from 90% control of everything in IT including mobile to 33% of everything including mobile is a significant loss of control. Losing also every whit of influence in mobile - the only growth sector - at the same time is an even bigger deal. Microsoft can't go to carrier CEOs today and say "we might let you carry our Windows Phone devices if you suck up to us enough" like they could do when Windows Mobile was nearly 40% of smart devices and mobile smart devices were a tiny fraction of PCs. Verizon - the largest US provider - pushed the KIN and they are since reluctant. Now they have to petition the secretary of the secretary of the guy who adds phones for a carrier to set a meeting to discuss potential partnerships, and they have to bring the green suitcase or they won't even make it past security even with an appointment.

      Google knew this when they bought Android for $50 million. They've gotten good value from this weapon in their war for survival, gaining so much control of mobile as it has grown larger than PCs that they provide the software for all of half of all the devices sold. For comparison Microsoft has spent about $16 billion on their Online Services Division (320x as much) since Steve Ballmer swore he was going to "fucking kill Google" (sorry for the language, but it's in the court document) in the legendary chair-throwing incident to no effect whatsoever. Actually to negative effect since Windows Mobile was doing far better without help. That's a lot to spend on a grudge and get less than nothing back. The Google guys aren't just out-thinking them, they're proving to have far more foresight also - probably a result in them being fully engaged in innovating rather than surviving their Survivor: Redmond working conditions. Or maybe because by being a challenger, Google must strive.

      It's been never since Microsoft had to earn their market share. They lucked into it with a shaky deal with IBM on day 1, and leveraged that control since. Not only do they not know how to earn it - they never have known. Microsoft has always worked from a position of power and used that dominant position to take whatever they wanted from technology businesses. They will continue to work as if they're working from a position of power even when they're not in one because they don't know any other way. They don't know how to earn it because they've never had to. Obviously believing you have immense power and acting on that when you don't is an illness called "megalomania" - a psychosis they are unlikely to be cured of without long confinement in a straightjacket. By the time they're healed and sane again it will likely be too late for the shareholders.

      Such is always the way with dominant companies: pride goeth before a fall. There's a long list of companies who fell this way in mobile: Palm, RIM, Nokia are but a few. Empires end eventually and it's starting to look like Microsoft's day in the sun is over. The decline will be long and slow as they have many fully committed acolytes - some in the highest levels of governments the world over - but eventually change must come. As humans we crave progress, and progress is antithesis to monopoly.

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    24. Re:28% Windows market share by kaws · · Score: 1

      Whatever they are now, it doesn't carry as much weight as the general image that they've had up to this point.

    25. Re:28% Windows market share by Xest · · Score: 1

      "I'm sorry, but did you think that "desktop computing" and "mobile computing" were markets? The market is simply "computing"."

      Well they are. Whatever OS' are sold in the mobile computing market isn't going to effect Windows 7 licensing because Windows 7 licenses are irrelevant to mobile devices. Even desktop Linux is a completely different looking thing to mobile Linux.

      "Outside of an office, almost no one wants to do those things. (Note: you, I, and the rest of Slashdot don't statistically count. We're a tiny minority.) People want to share pictures, browse the web, listen to music, watch movies, and do lots of other things that phones and tablets are perfectly good at."

      Well apart from the fact that's not true (people still write letters, essays, CVs, manage their personal finances and so forth on computers), I'm not really sure it matters. As I say the growth of the mobile phone market doesn't seem to have had much impact on the desktop market. People buy a phone/tablet AND a computer which was fundamentally my point because there are still lots of things that phones and tablets are not perfectly good at.

      "Have you talked to anyone outside an office? I personally know plenty of people who bought an iPad and abandoned their desktops and laptops. When it comes time to upgrade their less-portable systems, the thought process becomes "you know what, I don't really use it anymore. I guess I'd like to run ${application foo}, but not so much that I want to buy a whole new computer just for it, and have to set aside desk space for it, and it just sits there the rest of the time..."

      No I've never ever once talked to anyone outside an office. Seriously, that's simply an anecdote, it's meaningless because I've never heard of anyone who has abandoned a desktop or laptop once they've got a tablet, because the thought process became "Okay, so I got rid of my computer, but it's such a pain in the arse writing up my CV and writing e-mails on a tablet, and my daughter needs to write up her essays...".

      Honestly, you can argue with anecdotes until the cows come home, but the point is that despite the fact literally many hundreds of millions of tablets/smartphones have now been sold, there has been no noticable impact on Windows license sales. This is also despite the fact that said devices have now had 4 - 5 years to make an impact, which is plenty long enough but have failed to cut into those figures. Why do you think this is? Well, precisely because of what I said at the start - they're two different markets, as much as the mobile hype warriors like to pretend otherwise.

      "This is why you can't lump digital and film cameras together, for the most part they're different markets, the areas in which they intersect are fairly small and limited to for example, situations like digital cameras acting as a good carry round the city camera instead of the nice film camera that they'll keep around for Important Stuff."

      How'd that work out?"

      This is probably the most nonsensical thing I've ever heard, is it a relation to the chewbacca defence? One could similarly point out how the creation of portable TVs did absolutely nothing to harm the normal TV market as a counter-example - at least that one has some merit and relevance to it rather than some obscure argument about cameras that really makes no sense at all.

      Personally I'll stick to keeping a keen eye on the figures, rather than anecdotes and chewbacca defences, but until there's actually a dent in Windows desktop license sales, it seems nonsensical to argue that the mobile device market and the desktop market are one market and that the mobile device market is eating into it. I'm not pretending the mobile device market doesn't make Microsoft vulnerable - Apple/Google could easily use their strength on mobile devices to leapfrog into the desktop market if they execute such a change well, but it's not that the desktop market itself is in decline - it's still as healthy as it's ever been. Besides, why do you think even Apple is mana

  53. Interesting timing, too by melted · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Most of you don't know this, but Microsoft gives out bonuses and stock grants in September. This is a good excuse to stiff the employees a bit, and by god they're gonna use it. Being employed by a Microsoft's competitor, I can't help but like this course of events, since we get an influx of resumes from there every October or so, and while most of the people who apply should really be flipping burgers instead, every now and then we do hire a brilliant engineer.

    1. Re:Interesting timing, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microsoft employee here. While it's true that we do get bonuses and stock awards in September, the amounts aren't just pulled out of thin air 30-60 days beforehand by management. In fact, I know the exact percentage of my salary that my bonus will be and I know a reasonably tight window for the stock award that I'll be given. Because the company is so large, these payouts follow strict buckets that are published publicly by HR and aren't really up to the whims of management in the way you seem to claim.

      It's also true that most people shop around for jobs after bonuses are paid out, but that's not exactly some brilliant revelation you just had. It's common sense. And you sound like kind of a shmuck to work with.

    2. Re:Interesting timing, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't consider myself a "brilliant engineer", so I should resort to flipping burgers instead?

    3. Re:Interesting timing, too by melted · · Score: 1

      You'll see. I worked at Microsoft for almost a decade. They never passed up an opportunity to screw the employees. If Microsoft is all you know, you might not ever recognize it as being screwed.

  54. Smartest guys by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    a $6.3 billion purchase of aQuantive

    Seriously - whoever made this deal for aQuantive is a certified genius. That was about 1000x their earnings. People say Amazon investors are absolutely batshit crazy for buying at 187x earnings, and they're not a third-rung company.

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    1. Re:Smartest guys by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      That was about 1000x their earnings. People say Amazon investors are absolutely batshit crazy for buying at 187x earnings

      The existence of More Crazy doesn't absolve Crazy.

  55. The fruits of labour by freshlimesoda · · Score: 1

    .....are finally starting to show. My job is done. - Steve Balmer.

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  56. How many MS apps REQUIRE Windows?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'll point something else out here: Microsoft has a lot of products, a LOT, and most of them are small income products. The one thing they have in common is THEY ARE BUILT FOR THE WINDOWS ECOSYSTEM.

    If they lose the OS market, they lose everything. Because Ballmer's pride won't ever let him port all those apps to whatever is selling, he'll follow Windows market share down to zero.

    I know it's popular to say "well IBM are still doing well", but they're not doing well in the PC market place. They were lucky to find a lot of government contracts and services saved them, but they lost the PC market to others. Will MS find a market to run to if they lose Windows??? If so what market??

    Is it Schadenfreude to simply spell out the truth here?? They've ALREADY lost the OS market, they're LOSING the apps market. The apps market trails the OS market, because of the legacy sales. Those XP users are potential customers too, even if they're not sales in this quarter. But Ballmer is so stuck in the past, he thinks he can force XP users to upgrade to Windows 8, but they (I include me in this) will go to Android or iOS. I'm switching to Android tablet after this, already have an Asus infinity on order.

    1. Re:How many MS apps REQUIRE Windows?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're wrong. Microsoft ported Office to the Mac. If something like Linux were to replace windows on the desktop (unlikely but..) Microsoft would port Office to Linux too. Particularly since Office doesn't have competition anywhere.
      Linux is a solid alternative to windows as an *OS* but there is NO alternative to Office, no matter what platform we're speaking of. Office would still sell bucketloads even if windows were to die.

    2. Re:How many MS apps REQUIRE Windows?? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      XBox doesn't require windows. B2B products like Media Room don't require windows. These are also money makers for MS.

    3. Re:How many MS apps REQUIRE Windows?? by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      XBox doesn't require windows.

      Not to the immediate end-user, but where do you think development of these games is taking place?

    4. Re:How many MS apps REQUIRE Windows?? by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      They've ALREADY lost the OS market

      In what parallel universe?

    5. Re:How many MS apps REQUIRE Windows?? by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 1

      Windows. Because the tools are better. Monogame makes it possible on other platforms however.

  57. Facetime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you're kidding yourself. People who use Facetime are not using Skype, people who surf on an iPad are not surfing on a PC, people who play games on the tablets are not playing games on Windows. For me my PC was mainly stock trading and email/messaging, that's now mainly on an Android tablet.

    You can claim that somehow Windows market is special, for 'real-work', but I use a Galaxy Note for most of my 'real work' and the PC is used only for its large screen when I happen to be in my office. When I've switched to an Infinity Pad, it won't even be the largest screen computer I have, at that point the charts will shown on the Android tablet and the PC will remain off.

    Oh, and I plan on buying a MTH (?) cable for the note so I can plug it into my TV and watch streaming TV in HD. I never bought a Windows Media PC, and now never will.

    Ballmer thinks he can grow Windows to take over the tablets, and Apple/Google believe they can grow tablets to take over Windows, two of those companies grew market share enormously quickly and one lost market share.

    You said this:
    "In America, at least, 99.9% of the people who own an Android phone or iPhone own at least one desktop PC, laptop, or both IN ADDITION to their phone."

    You can pretend the iPad is a complement to the PC, but they are both just general purpose computing devices that overlap. I bet they bought the iPad despite owning a PC. Not the PC despite owning an iPad.

    1. Re:Facetime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Insightful?

      Maybe if your work doesn't require using word processors, sticking numbers into spreadsheets, spend the whole day coding, or similar things, then... yeah... I guess a tablet is as good as any other general purpose computing device for work-purposes.

      It's funny that you mention the iPad, though. The other day, my boss couldn't review a document I sent him (just, you know... open the document and read it; no changes from him required) because "I just have my iPad with me, and I can't open it here". So... yeah... here, have an anecdote. Make of it what you will.

      Also, it's funny that you try to argue against GP's claim that the vast majority of people who have tablets also have a desktop/laptop. First, your personal case actually gives credence to his side of the argument: you do have/use a PC for work. Yeah, sure, you can put your tablet in a dock and attach a keyboard and call it a "general purpose computer" (technically, you'd be right), but it still doesn't make it one. In the case of the iPad, the meaning of "general purpose" gets changed to "whatever Apple lets you do with it". Can I compile code from within iPad? No? Then... sorry, you're wrong.

      I bet they bought the iPad despite owning a PC. Not the PC despite owning an iPad.

      Wow, so brave. Well... I wonder why? Is it because desktops/laptops precede tablet computers by a few decades? Who knows? But... hey... let's bet. It's fun!

      Trust me... someone that owns an tablet and doesn't own a desktop/laptop probably has no worries regarding silly things like "working" or simply have a job that doesn't require actually working with computers (for example, a point-of-sale thingie... sure... that could be done on an tablet): they're probably someone whose idea of using a computer is "facebook", consuming media and little more.

      tl;dr: You think people can work on tablets as if they were "general purpose computing devices" because your work doesn't actually require a "general purpose computing device" (a "special purpose computing device" works just as well, apparently). In the real world, lots of people actually need "general purpose computing devices" to get work done; sorry to inform you.

    2. Re:Facetime by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      It's funny that you mention the iPad, though. The other day, my boss couldn't review a document I sent him (just, you know... open the document and read it; no changes from him required) because "I just have my iPad with me, and I can't open it here". So... yeah... here, have an anecdote. Make of it what you will.

      So either he doesn't know how to use his ipad, or you sent it in a weird format... Send him a PDF and show him how to view it on the ipad, and he can sit back comfortably and relax reading it.

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    3. Re:Facetime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "work-purposes" are totally arbitrary... Everyone has different needs, and for many cases a tablet or even smartphone is more than adequate.

      For those where it's not, typically inputting a lot of data, then sure a larger screened device with a keyboard is probably more suitable... But consider:

      Computers from 10+ years ago did the same jobs perfectly well, there is usually no compelling reason to upgrade. Especially if you are reducing the amount of work you do on it, because some of that work is now offloaded onto your new tablet.

      There is no reason a tablet or smartphone cannot be connected to a docking station containing a keyboard and large screen, have a dock at work, a dock at home and use the touchscreen everywhere else... Convenient, have your data with you wherever you are, and have the keyboard and screen for when you need it.

      In the end, unless the manufacturers screw up royally, traditional computers will be relegated to a small niche, which would mean significantly reduced revenue for microsoft.

      Also, with the prevalence of devices not controlled by MS, their ability to lock users in to their proprietary formats will be broken, so that for those few who still do need a computer, using a non MS system will be far easier, wether to save costs (linux) or because it integrates well with your ios devices (mac)

    4. Re:Facetime by Miamicanes · · Score: 2

      > There is no reason a tablet or smartphone cannot be connected to a docking station containing a keyboard and large screen,
      > have a dock at work, a dock at home and use the touchscreen everywhere else...

      Rrrrright. Let me know when a best-of-breed ARM can run even half as fast as Intel's best Xeon, and keep running that fast for more than 3 minutes without thermal management kicking in when used in a typical mobile phone or tablet.

      An 8 year old 1.6GHz Pentium M would completely spank a shiny new 1.4GHz Exynos, and beat it like the wife of a drunk guy on some cheesy reality TV show involving cops and trailer parks. In real performance, the highest-end Android phone money can buy today is approximately comparable to a 750MHz high-end corporate laptop from 2004.

      The rumblings are just beginning, but users over at XDA have slowly been discovering new phones & tablets that really can't run at full speed, all cores & guns blazing, for extended periods of time. Bug reports from users reporting games that radically drop framerates and slow down at somewhat unpredictable intervals after more than a few minutes of punishing the system as hard as the game can push the GPU are commonplace, and the intersection between the two arrives first at XDA when users defeat the phones' speed governors to let them play games at maximum performance only to see the phone hang & crash after just a few minutes. I expect regulators to notice any day now, and the outcome isn't going to be pretty. The last time manufacturers tried selling computers that couldn't run 100% at their advertised speed for extended lengths of time, the FTC smacked them down pretty hard for false advertising. That's part of the reason why many new phones can be trivially overclocked to insane speeds like 1.8GHz or more, as long as active thermal management is left enabled & you're doing things that require short bursts of instant gratification instead of long periods of back-breaking sustained labor. The chips themselves could go faster in a PC-type environment, but nobody is crazy enough to try and sell a phone that needs a fan to cool the CPU & GPU.

      Of course, there's no reason why the docking station can't have additional CPUs, and a faster GPU, except then the bus between the CPU and ram becomes an intolerable bottleneck, so you give the docking station its own ram as well. Then you realize that even the most ghetto 1x PCI Express SSD would completely spank the transfer rate you get between the phone's internal flash and the dock, so you add a local SSD and move a cached copy of the operating system to the dock as well. Congratulations, you've just created a laptop that's tethered to a phone & uses it for internet access and as a big, expensive flash drive.

      Then, one day, in a restaurant, someone grabs your phone from the table. Or you drop it onto the pavement in a parking lot while trying to get into your car on a rainy day. Or drop it in the toilet while trying to tweet and pee. Or any of the other 200 ways a phone can get destroyed/lost. Thank ${deity}, you had a full backup online. Except if you're going to spool everything to online realtime backup, why do you even have to bother with the phone at all? A real computer could just dispense with the phone, keep itself sync'ed up to your online copies, and dispense with the ceremony of tethering the phone in the first place. And we've come full circle... a phone that lets you access your desktop PC's data on the go, but is really just your fallback access device to use when you don't have your desktop PC around.

      Insofar as "proprietary formats" go, pray tell what popular consumer formats you're talking about? The only problems I've ever had using NTFS filesystems or NetBIOS shares with Linux involved Vista Home and an embedded Linux appliance with an old version of Samba that didn't know how to authenticate to it. DRM-protected WMP? OK, maybe... if consumers actually used or cared about it, which they don't... which is why nobody actually uses

    5. Re:Facetime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who use Facetime are not using Skype, people who surf on an iPad are not surfing on a PC

      There is little value added from using a PC over a tablet or a phone for making phone calls. As for surfing, it is mostly a passive, consumption activity, so again, little value added from doing it with a PC.

      people who play games on the tablets are not playing games on Windows

      And here you are dead wrong. A tablet is OK for playing Angry Birds and other time wasters, but the controls on a tablet are simply inadequate for games which require quick reaction times and/or even slightly elaborate controls.

      You can claim that somehow Windows market is special, for 'real-work', but I use a Galaxy Note for most of my 'real work'

      Well, good for you. You can blog about it, you and the five people out there who are trying that.

      I'll gloss over the rest of your post, since I think it is ridiculous to compare the market share of tablets and PCs, and other posters have made sufficiently good replies to that effect.

    6. Re:Facetime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So either he doesn't know how to use his ipad, or you sent it in a weird format... Send him a PDF and show him how to view it on the ipad, and he can sit back comfortably and relax reading it.

      Yes, funny how it's always the users fault when Apple makes things non-intuitive.

  58. How long can this go on? by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1

    Speaking of manufacturing the numbers and Enron accounting, this would not be the first time that M$ has reported a loss. M$ went $18 billlion into the red before, if normal (non-Enron) accounting is used. That was back when times were good. Since then, sales of desktops has been slumped and, thus, the OEM sales of Windows upon which the whole beast lives.

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  59. AC stupid as always by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Informative

    Who says anything about making money? Guess AC doesn't know what market share means.

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    1. Re:AC stupid as always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you're talking about just userbase, Microsoft has a hell of a lot more than that. Windows has over a billion users worldwide. No other operating system even comes close to those numbers.

  60. Apple server by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Apple's server seems to me to not be laughable at all. Rather it fulls an important niche that Windows Home Server used to fill, before Microsoft crippled it: an easy to manage small business server. For 20, 30, 50 laptops, desktops, tablets and phones it is a terrific server to managed by a dentist or a office manager in a plumbing company.

  61. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by jbolden · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I remember the same arguments being made in the early 1990s by the people who were really using workstations about those x86 "workstations"
    I remember the same arguments being made about a decade ago about laptops
    I remember the same arguments being made about mainframes and minis to client server.

    Phones and tablets are about a decade behind laptops in terms of computational power. I most certainly did use /. in previous years on laptops which have less CPU, Ram and storage than my current iPhone. And I can see lots of way to resolve the keyboard problem, just look at how much voice is genuinely being used already.

  62. Re:Article: It failed to see iPhone and touchscree by jbolden · · Score: 1

    There is nothing to get rich off of. Microsoft has a long tradition of accurately publicly announcing their strategy. Shareholders don't get to sue because a strategy publicly announced and explicated repeatedly didn't work out.

    Two, Microsoft has made it clear they are not interested in profitable shrinkage. They see consumer desktop as too important. They know how they moved from consumer to enterprise to beat IBM, DEC, Unisys and they do not intend to make the same mistakes. Quite simply they believe, and I think they are right, if they are knocked out of consumer by 2020 the enterprise world will look quite different by 2030 and they will find themselves supporting nothing but a few remaining legacy functions.

    You can make a very good case for profitable shrinkage as being the best money making strategy for Microsoft. That is not however the strategy they choose.

  63. Eh, no, this is not insightful, it is stupid by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    MS spend six billion dollars on an OOPS and their previous year 1 billion dollar profit dives into a negative. That MIGHT work if MS was a small company but it isn't.

    MS has always functioned by being able to make boneheaded business move after boneheaded business move because their Windows and Office arms pulled in so much cash they could just burn money and still make a profit at the end.

    And this has now stopped. The six billion dollar acquisition is nothing for the OLD MS, they have wasted far more before without falling into a loss. What has changed?

    Has MS been overloaded with to many loss making ventures OR have their cash cows stopped generating free cash to burn?

    Oh MS isn't going to go bankrupt tomorrow or anytime soon but something has drastically changed in the tech landscape. Now it is Apple that has more cash then it knows what do with and MS that is going to have to start watching the bottom line.

    Tech giants come and go (Atari) and some hang on in different forms (IBM). It is just that when it comes to history we tend to think that recent events are immune to it. Shocking prediction: It is not impossible for Apple to one day be reduced to an irrelevant company again.

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  64. Re:What does it take to finally fucking fire Ballm by tjb · · Score: 1

    Since Ballmer took over, he has quadrupled the net profit of an already large and mature company (~$5.5B to $23.5B) and returned over $175B in dividends to shareholders. Question his strategies all you want (and there is certainly room for criticism), but objectively speaking, he has done very well.

  65. Chairs of the World Beware! by funkboy · · Score: 1

    n/t

  66. Correction MHL cable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MHL cable, not MTH cable:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2oZkKYtTYM

    Oh and while I'm on acronyms, an OTG USB cable is all that's needed to connect a tablet or phone directly to a PC USB device like a hard disk or flash key or even a mouse or keyboard.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CkhEd73v7A

    Of course you could do that before using Bluetooth if the device supported it. But my point here is that it use to be a PC only thing. The USB could only be plugged into a PC, not directly into a device. Now the OTG cable is all that's needed.

    These are computers right down to the extras you can plug into them.

  67. Sorry? I think not. by lymang · · Score: 1

    I wish I could say I feel sorry for them. Only I don't. Not at all. That is all.

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  68. You need to look again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "People may be buying tablets, but few are foregoing a PC/laptop as a result, they just get both."

    I think nobody who buys this is buying a laptop too:
    http://eee.asus.com/en/eeepad/transformer-infinity/features/

    And nobody who buys this is buying a laptop either:
    http://www.samsung.com/us/mobile/galaxy-tab-accessories/ECR-K14AWEGSTA

  69. MS were required legally to port Offfice to Mac. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, if you're going to pretend to know the past, please find out what the past was first.

  70. I don't think those words mean what you think by atlasdropperofworlds · · Score: 2

    And how many Windows 7 licenses have been issued to date? 600 million? Different markets, different sales slopes. iPhones don't replace PCs for the overwhelming majority.

    Also, check your numbers.

  71. What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are they reporting 4Q earnings/revenue when they just reported 2Q earnings/revenue for this year yesterday? Is this just market manipulation? http://www.cnbc.com/id/46031203/Microsoft_Beats_Earnings_Forecast_Shares_Rise

    1. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever Rocco Pendola.

  72. windows tax by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

    It is because there are so many products without windows operating system tax. There was a time when it was not possible to purchase computer hardware without paying a portion to Microsoft. I've had to pay microsoft four times for a product I never used. Ive been buying windows over and over again just to purchase a PC on which I can run Linux. However, the manufacturers would never give me the rebate for the operating Microsoft windows operating system I never used. Although it is clearly written in the EULA that I can get a refund... microsoft just kept getting paid by me for providing absolutely nothing. I am happy to see Microsoft slowly reduced to only making money for the actual service they provide. I hope I never have to give Microsoft another dime in my lifetime and I will not forget the hardware vendors who were too weak to stand up to Microsoft and issue the refund that they promised me I would receive. I am referring to HP and Asus. I will avoid buying from these companies ever again because of their desire to serve Microsoft... although I suspect all computer hardware vendors are just as guilty.

  73. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    Phones and tablets don't have nice enough screens for serious work and require a slew of peripherals turning them into badly thought out laptops/PCs with docking stations even if they did. Unlike any of the above.

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  74. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Laptops 20-25 years ago didn't have nice enough screen for serious work and needed a slew of peripherals....

    Desktops 25-30 years ago didn't have enough RAM or CPU for serious work and had permanent design problems which would prevent them from every multitasking well enough....

  75. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    How do you plan on grafting a 15 inch screen on a 5 inch device?

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  76. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by jbolden · · Score: 1

    Most likely the 5 inch devices projects or has an interface that is very dynamic and predicative. You don't have a 15 inch screen. The same way that laptops don't have the same hardware as desktops did.

  77. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

    Laptop and desktop screens are of the same order of magnitude in diagonal size, smartphones, no.

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  78. Re:and it's going to get worse due to market force by jbolden · · Score: 1

    There are 3 major screen ratios on the desktops: 4x3, 16x10, 16x9.

    But that's not what I meant. What I meant was that the screens would act different, use an entirely different approach like project onto another surface. Look at the way small monitors act in Microsoft view of the future: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=a6cNdhOKwi0