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Verizon Bases $5 Fee To Not Publish Your Phone Number On 'Systems and IT' Costs

coondoggie writes "Let's say that for whatever reason, you'd rather your telephone number not be published. If you are a Verizon customer, that privacy privilege will cost you $5 a month. And how does Verizon justify such a significant fee for such an insignificant service? 'The cost charged to offer unlisted phone numbers is chiefly systems and IT based,' a media relations spokesman for the company tells Network World. (Asking the same question of online customer service elicited a predictably unenlightening response.) Sixty dollars a year to keep an unpublished number unpublished? Does that seem plausible?"

331 comments

  1. Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's called "alternate revenue streams" and they will try to nickle&dime-XXL you for almost everything. A one-time charge would be plausible, but a MONTHLY fee? This is gauging. But... guess what? There's nothing you can do.

    1. Re:Revenue Stream by jxander · · Score: 2

      There's nothing you can do.

      My first reaction was "Oh yes there is..."

      But in light of another very recent /. article, I'm not sure if the alternatives are any better.

      So, do you want to give up your 4th amendment, or pay $60 a year?

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    2. Re:Revenue Stream by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Informative

      $5 per month is no longer in the realm of "nickel& dime", it's bare-faced robbery.

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    3. Re:Revenue Stream by camperslo · · Score: 2

      There's nothing you can do.

      yeah? Maybe they'd notice if everyone here called up Verizon, asked about this, and gave an informed opinion. Some people might switch to other carriers, or some looking for one might avoid them. If that's the case, be sure to tell them why they're losing your business, so they are fully aware of the opportunity to improve.

      Responsiveness varies depending on who you talk to, so it is possible it would be worth calling more than once.

      Since they're regulated by government agencies, feedback to those is appropriate too.

    4. Re:Revenue Stream by MightyMartian · · Score: 0

      You'll pay it and like it! Now, whose your daddy? I ASKED, WHOSE YOUR DADDY?!?!?!

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    5. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      True: It isn't even there to give away any more.

    6. Re:Revenue Stream by jxander · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know reading TFA is considered bad form around these parts, but you might want to give it a shot from time to time.

      Anyone on a prepaid cell phones lost a reasonable expectation of privacy, and can be tracked without warrant. If that's not a flagrant 4th amendment violation, I don't know what is.

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    7. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      seen a few phone companies now charging you a fee for the privilege of paying the bill
      it started with a fee for getting an actual paper bill there was no fee if you signed up for online automat payment, that made sense

    8. Re:Revenue Stream by JackieBrown · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I know reading TFA is considered bad form around these parts, but you might want to give it a shot from time to time.

      Anyone on a prepaid cell phones lost a reasonable expectation of privacy, and can be tracked without warrant. If that's not a flagrant 4th amendment violation, I don't know what is.

      Nice jab but you are on the wrong topic.

      I guess you thought you were on this topic :
      http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/08/15/2129209/police-dont-need-a-warrant-to-track-your-disposable-cellphone

    9. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "can be tracked without warrant" != "is being tracked without warrant"

    10. Re:Revenue Stream by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      $5 per month is no longer in the realm of "nickel& dime", it's bare-faced robbery.

      I guess I'm old, but I recall Bell charging more than that to keep land lines unlisted.

    11. Re:Revenue Stream by LVSlushdat · · Score: 1

      Anyone on a prepaid cell phones lost a reasonable expectation of privacy, and can be tracked without warrant. If that's not a flagrant 4th amendment violation, I don't know what is.

      So, if you're a bad guy, and you buy and pay for a prepaid cellphone with an anonymous prepaid debit card, filled up by cash, they can track the phone w/o a warrant, but HOW are they going to know WHO It is they are tracking??? Just curious...

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    12. Re:Revenue Stream by jxander · · Score: 1

      I know reading TFA is considered bad form around these parts, but I think reading comprehension is still in vogue.

      Go back to my first post in this thread where I pondered the options of (A) getting worked over by Verizon for $60 a year or (B) getting my 4th amendment worked over by a prepaid phone, and a link to the article you mentioned.

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    13. Re:Revenue Stream by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      You're right. I missed that.

    14. Re:Revenue Stream by bennomatic · · Score: 2

      I was looking to see if anyone mentioned this. I don't think it's reasonable or anything, but it's not something new and crazy to be outraged about. It's really an opportunity, I think, for one of the majors or a new upstart to come along and offer total-privacy services. For example, a data-only service that allows you to use your choice of IP-based voice communication. Combine that with services like burner, you could have a lot of happy people buying data-only services. If T-Mobile or Sprint were to, say, offer flat-rate data-only services at $10-$20/month less than their voice+data services, I'd bet they'd get a FLOOD of Verizon (and AT&T for that matter) customers.

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    15. Re:Revenue Stream by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But... guess what? There's nothing you can do.

      - sure you can. You can get rid of the gov't regulations and licenses and taxes and stop inflation and then there will be actual businesses built in all industries, including the one Verizon is in.

      Do you realise that throughout 19th century and in the beginning of the 20th century (before the Fed was set up) the prices for consumer goods and services CONSTANTLY WENT DOWN?

      If you didn't know that, you should research this topic. Of-course there were no gov't regulations, income taxes, money printing, licenses to start and to run business, no gov't departments, no cabinets, etc.

    16. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "unpublished" fee in my area stands at $5.50 monthly for AT&T and Charter, which are the only wireline telephone providers here. I don't know how long it has been like this. I can tell you that within 24 hours of calling in to disable the non-publishing service (in a one-time attempt to shave my monthly bills down), the phone was ringing almost hourly with unsolicited calls.

    17. Re:Revenue Stream by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      when they got you buddies cell phone when they busted him for pot or speeding, and looked at his cellphone contacts list where he happened to save your number after you called him.

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    18. Re:Revenue Stream by DaMattster · · Score: 2

      It's called "alternate revenue streams" and they will try to nickle&dime-XXL you for almost everything. A one-time charge would be plausible, but a MONTHLY fee? This is gauging. But... guess what? There's nothing you can do.

      Actually, yes, there is a lot you can do. These days prepaid, non-contract cellular service compares favorably and most times you come out ahead. I used to be with Verizon Wireless until I discovered Page Plus Cellular in January of 2009 and haven't looked back. Page Plus Cellular uses Verizon's network and you can activate a Verizon-branded phone or buy one from PP's website. For 55.00 per month, I have unlimited talk, text, and 2GB of 3G web. That 55.00 per month includes taxes too. If you don't have a smart phone, you could go with Page Plus' 49.95 plan which gives you unlimited talk and text with 100mb of data. I don't mean to be an advert for Page Plus but the service is so good that I want to help others save money and say "no" to the ridiculous business practices of big telecom. The choice for me is contract-free!

    19. Re:Revenue Stream by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Actually I'm pretty sure I used to pay $14/ month to Bell for an unlisted number. Now that I think about it, AT&T put anonymous call rejection on on my land line 15 years ago and charged me $5/ month for it until I noticed it an cancelled it. I didn't even have caller-ID at the time, so it made no sense at all.

    20. Re:Revenue Stream by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Average Jane: "Uh....Uh.....I don't know!"

      You see, Jane understands that she is being asked to part with $60.....but she isn't quite sure what this "4th amendment" is, and she isn't sure if she wants to give it up. Tune in next week to see Jane depart with her $60 in a desperate gamble for safety.

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    21. Re:Revenue Stream by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      None of it makes any sense.

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    22. Re:Revenue Stream by tqk · · Score: 1

      "can be tracked without warrant" != "is being tracked without warrant"

      Yeah, big difference, except now the cops can tell the telcos they want regular tracking data on all cellphones held for them for five years in case they ask for it. They don't need a warrant. Biiiiiig difference.

      Then again, they could just ask the NSA for it.

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    23. Re:Revenue Stream by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much for posting this! I'm looking at Page Plus right now and dreaming of ditching Verizon! They have been sapping my family for $200 a month.

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    24. Re:Revenue Stream by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well what they could have done is have a $5 fee to have an unlisted number as one option, and a different $5 fee if do you want your number listed.

    25. Re:Revenue Stream by currently_awake · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes it does cost them $5/month. This is how much money they lose selling your name.

    26. Re:Revenue Stream by kenh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The $5 isn't the cost to 'not publish' the number, it is most likely a reflection of the value of that telephone number to various DB and telemarketers. By in listing the number, Verizon can't sell the data to third-parties. The dollar amount is likely as high as it is to try an discourage anyone from wanting the service, giving Verizon more numbers to sell and fewer exceptions to look out for in their database.

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    27. Re:Revenue Stream by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      It's called "alternate revenue streams" and they will try to nickle&dime-XXL you for almost everything. A one-time charge would be plausible, but a MONTHLY fee? This is gauging. But... guess what? There's nothing you can do.

      At the very least, I'd like to see them getting sued for false advertising.

      If they advertise a base rate of $99 per month for instance (I'm not an actual Verizon customer, so I don't know what rate is normal for Verizon) a consumer could reasonably assume that this rate already includes an unlisted number. And such a consumer would be able to compare different cell phone plans more accurately.

      As it stands, the $99 rate will probably have a little star next to it, referencing a tiny little footnote that says that the rate is only good for a listed phone number that they'll sell to their marketing partners and associates, but since that little footnote is not even readable on most televisions, I don't think it should count as a valid form of clarification.

    28. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course there is - get rid of the cell phone, the blackberry, the smartphone - go voip, portable style. Either at home over your internet, or wherever there's a hotspot.

      Nothing says you have to have a cell phone.

      Enough of us push back - boom - stupid shit like this will end.

      Of course, the other alternative is to push to make cell towers and bandwidth the same as land lines - common carrier status, let anyone put service over it - then see how fast the prices drop....

    29. Re:Revenue Stream by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      So the phone book is a violation of your right to no unreasonable search and seizure? I suppose having a social security number is also a violation of the 4th amendment then? You're forced to provide your name and other details to the government.

      Note: The 4th amendment doesn't stop private entities looking through your shit. It stops the government.

    30. Re:Revenue Stream by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      T-Mo and Sprint are already the lowest cost providers, both barely able to play the game at all, and you want them to take on a bunch of VoIP data hogs and a revenue cut? We already know what that premium service looks like: VZW will sell you 20 GB of data transfer for $110/mo (plus the $20 fee per device on these plans, even if your only use is going to be for a MiFi. After fees it's probably just under $150. That's the price for the kind of service you're talking about: the Ma Bell price. You get the absolute best quality, period, and you pay for it.

    31. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Register under a fiction name.
      Even the gummit can't ask for
      Directory assistance unless they
      Know what name to look for.

    32. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm. I wonder if it is worth $60/yr. for me to not publish the director's and C-level manager's at Verizon's names. Just a thought.

    33. Re:Revenue Stream by quenda · · Score: 1

      Are you sure there is nothing you can do? What about just putting a phoney name in the listing? (assuming it does not have to be the same as the account holder)
      In Australia, we were able to avoid a similar Telstra no-listing charge simply by saying the line was for a fax machine. (Mobiles were only ever listed on request.)

    34. Re:Revenue Stream by Mystiq · · Score: 1

      Getting rid of government regulation is just what we need. There was no government regulation involved when the banks fucked up the economy. There was also no government regulation involved when Comcast said we will charge you by the byte but if you use our video service, it doesn't count against your data usage, only if you use Hulu or Netflix. Remember that regulations were in place to prevent the economic collapse we're experiencing, and that they were taken away. Also remember what happens to Netflix and Hulu when ISPs across the world start charging by the byte and give you their video service for free. Some regulation is bad. Some regulation is good. It's not wise to regulate everything and it's not wise to have no regulations. I will not argue what causes the prices of things to go up or down in regards to regulations but if profit is involved, you can bet someone will try to fuck you over unless the rules prevent it. US economics is teaching us that lesson over and over.

    35. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And these assholes wonder why the government tries to heap regulation after regulation on them year after year? Lucky for them the politicians come cheap to their lobbyist and they are able to work out a compromise. The compromise being that they get to have deep, rough anal sex with their captive customers and the politician gets a big campaign contribution. Makes a yearly trip to one of their cell towers for a but of "modification" look very good! Lets all not forget that we have a national no call list and that the wireless companies had a banner year with record profits.

    36. Re:Revenue Stream by DaMattster · · Score: 1

      Thanks so much for posting this! I'm looking at Page Plus right now and dreaming of ditching Verizon! They have been sapping my family for $200 a month.

      You're welcome. Page Plus has a major online dealer, Kitty Wireless, if you feel you would like a greater level of customer assistance but I've had no problem working directly with PP.

    37. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did something at least with my landline over those same exact charges. I cancelled Verizon years ago for vo-ip and haven't paid them a dime since. I pay far less now and I do not pay extra to be unlisted, unpublished, tone dialing, call waiting etc...

    38. Re:Revenue Stream by tompaulco · · Score: 0

      I must be really old, because I used to pay $14 per month to Bell period. End of story. As in, the whole phone bill including long distance and local toll charges and all applicable fees and taxes. And if you didn't want you number listed, you told them not to list your number. Of course, this was back in the late 70's and early 80's. Now, with all of our modern technology and efficiency, I'm sure that we all pay much less than that.

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    39. Re:Revenue Stream by tompaulco · · Score: 3, Informative

      There was no government regulation involved when the banks fucked up the economy.
      Sure there was. In fact, it was the government requiring a certain percentage of loans be made in areas that historically default on mortgages that helped fuel the mortgage crisis.

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    40. Re:Revenue Stream by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      I would make mine "Fuck U. Verizon"

    41. Re:Revenue Stream by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      A monopoly becomes a corruption in a demand economy and hence requires "regulation." Instead of micromanaging I would opt to level the playing field to introduce new competition. Not easy, since the government becomes the innovator in this case, and governments are not good innovators since they have no powerful intrinsic motivation and only a compulsion from concerned voters. The regulation that was "taken away" was just rules to prevent conflicts of interest that are prone to happen in an already government granted oligopoly--banking. All regulation is inherently bad, some of it necessary. There is no such thing as U.S. economics, just economics.

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    42. Re:Revenue Stream by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      This alone (loose loaning) would have merely let the steam out of the housing "sector." Coupled with the Glass-Steagall revocation and FDIC contracts it allowed some banks to gamble heavily. Banks, traders, and other financial actors/institutions do what they are allowed to do to make money--basic economics. Should the government have mandated home ownership, no. Should the government have revoked Glass-Steagall, no.

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    43. Re:Revenue Stream by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Trying it tomorrow, got an extra phone charging now.

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    44. Re:Revenue Stream by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 2

      Nothing says you have to have a cell phone.

      One size does NOT fit all. A better way to handle this would be to use the term 'Nickel and Dime' a great deal more often. The idea is to start raising public awareness of all these fees these companies charge us so they'll look at the costs with a more critical eye.

      Well.. .I can dream. But, hey, look what happened when a major bank decided to charge an extra fee. They retracted that in a big hurry because it was an issue that affected the masses. When these little fees start getting collected under one umbrella term, I think we'll see more of that.

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    45. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, removing government regulations will prevent Verizon from charging you $5 bucks for this. Wait, the entire comment is offtopic shit, which sockpuppets moded this ideological spamer up?

    46. Re:Revenue Stream by amiller2571 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, there is one thing I can do. Leave, I have had it with all this charges they keep giving me. We have had nothing but trouble with their service. It is time to go back to prepaid!

    47. Re:Revenue Stream by GeneralChat · · Score: 1

      Actually Bell had two monthly charges, one to be non-published and the other to be non-listed. And it was a simple one time IT/DP change to the line record. As others have mentioned it was just another way to grab extra monthly profit that they might not get by selling the list.

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    48. Re:Revenue Stream by Genda · · Score: 2

      Add GPS or triangulation, occasional self incriminating statements and call logs and I'm pretty sure they could build a case against anybody they wanted to. My deepest concern is that I'll be one of 6 dozen people whose cell timing and location fit some high profile crime find myself under extreme scrutiny by people I neither trust nor believe are interested in justice half as much as they are in feathering their prosecutorial careers in preparation for running for high office. Our sad mouth breathing public is more interested in a prosecutor who executes everyone "Hard on Crime" than one who actually get's the right guy. Sorta tells you about the sorry state of our culture.

    49. Re:Revenue Stream by Genda · · Score: 1

      Why do you think the government is pounding on ISPs on one side and the corporations are pounding on the other. They want to lock us all into exactly the same kind of straight jacket on the internet as we currently have on cell phones. Phones started out that way because Ma Bell had the government by the short hairs and now the phone providers have built those laws into a tall fortress. Something capable of crushing the privacy and civil rights of their users. The internet is the last glimmer of a free environment, and real freedom is a threat to all tyrants both corporate and political. Assange is only dangerous, and therefore contemptible because he exposes those who would conspire to own us all. All in all its just another brick in Wall...

    50. Re:Revenue Stream by Genda · · Score: 1

      This is a hollow argument and ignores 3 decades of deregulation on banking, which allowed banks to mix trading in banking in the same place of business, allowed impossibly complex derivatives to be applied unilaterally to make regulation virtually impossible, allowed the creation and deployment of credit default swaps, allowed banks to push for the creation of ever more risky loans, cut them up, and sell them as AAA rated investments, and ultimately allowed rampant gambling (up to and including the recent fiasco at Lehman Brothers) with other people's money without a single party involved spending so much as an afternoon in central booking.

      If the government is guilty of the crime you describe, it is precisely because a lobbyist from the banking industry pushed said rules through to further the progress of the banking systems desire to make money, even in the face of predictable disaster.

      So the government is bad. So is the banking industry. Perhaps we need to do away with the central bank, it was in fact one of America's richest periods, when we divorced ourselves from foreign (read English) banking interests. Perhaps its time to do this again.

    51. Re:Revenue Stream by roman_mir · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There was no government regulation involved when the banks fucked up the economy.

      - so you do not consider over 100,000 regulations to be regulations? That's the number in financial, banking industry. By the way, it's funny in a sad way to see that you don't understand that FDIC, Fed, FHA, HUD, F&F, Patriot Act, etc. - all these things are regulations.

      Comcast is a separate story, AT&T was a huge gov't monopoly, which killed 3000 competitors to AT&T, gov't just shut them down in the beginning of the 20th century. Since then the communications infrastructure has been abysmal in USA, specifically because of that.

      The only single regulation that was removed by Clinton was Glass Steagall, but without the Fed, FDIC, HUD, FHA, F&F this wouldn't have been a problem. Glass Steagall was implemented to counteract the negative effects of the moral hazard created by the FDIC, which was a way to keep people using the banks during the Great Depression (also created by the Fed and Hoover and FDR policies of huge spending, bail outs, stimulus by the way).

    52. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know reading TFA is considered bad form around these parts, but I think reading comprehension is still in vogue.

      Go back to my first post in this thread where I pondered the options of (A) getting worked over by Verizon for $60 a year or (B) getting my 4th amendment worked over by a prepaid phone, and a link to the article you mentioned.

      Just FYI the 4th is protection against unreasonable search and seizure. I'm still waiting for you to justify how a private business publishing or not publishing your phone number has anything at all to do with it. I'm asking you to elaborate on your logic instead of making vague statements of doom and gloom and doing a lot of hand wringing.

    53. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Do you realise that throughout 19th century and in the beginning of the 20th century (before the Fed was set up) the prices for consumer goods and services CONSTANTLY WENT DOWN?

      It's because the development of industrial techniques allowed the goods to be produced faster, cheaper, and by fewer workers with fewer skills. This happens any time you have a major technological advance which improves worker efficiency (or eliminates the need to have them at all). But such trends don't last forever, you hit a low point once the efficiency gains are in place and then prices start to rise and the demand again begins to outpace the production capacity.

      Of-course there were no gov't regulations, income taxes, money printing, licenses to start and to run business, no gov't departments, no cabinets, etc.

      right. And the consequence of not having any of that sort of thing meant that anybody could shit in your drinking water and pour salt uphill of your farmland. Many of the actual costs of businesses were hidden or deferred.
      Here's an example. I live in Montana, and we have a little town called Butte. It's currently home to one of the largest superfund cleanup sites in the Americas, a massive open pit mine which is absolutely chock full of horribly caustic and hazardous materials due to a completely unregulated mining industry. Nobody is even trying to actually clean it up- the money is all spent on containment, and the businesses which caused it have long since disappeared. Had there been adequate regulation, then yes the costs of the materials produced would have been drastically higher, but those costs would all have been borne by the people responsible for the mining. The lack of regulations meant no accountability, and so the costs were simply passed off.

      I'm not claiming there's no waste in regulatory structures- there is. But if the regulations are setup properly, then it ensures that ALL the costs are properly assigned to those responsible, and other people aren't stuck with the bill.

    54. Re:Revenue Stream by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry for offtopic but your sig reminded me of a lovely piece by Mozart - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46RouQPATVo

    55. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, even that means you've no expectation of privacy for the $5/mo. That doesn't remove that based on that decision- pre-paid is certainly NOT listed, but they did that anyway. WTF is wrong with many of the Judges in this country. Explicit violations of the Fourth Amendment with tortured reasoning to bless them? Explicit violations of other parts of the Bill of Rights, with all sorts of tortured reasoning to bless them, including calling at least one of those blatant violations a "tax" even though it wasn't worded that way and the Justices violated THEIR responsibility by doing things not within their authority?

      Come time to take the country back.

    56. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you realise that throughout 19th century and in the beginning of the 20th century (before the Fed was set up) the prices for consumer goods and services CONSTANTLY WENT DOWN?

      Sure, prices went down, but profits weren't that great. See, you have to realize that profits are more important than prices.

      People say Rockefeller was the richest man in history, but that's just wealth, not profits. He had to accumulate his wealth over many years, and he worked hard for it (Standard Oil didn't become big just by sitting there, it had to produce and provide things people want)

      The one event that made great profit for Rockefeller was thanks to government. His stocks made him great profit when government broke up Standard Oil. And he didn't even have to produce or provide thing people want!

      And this is what we see today: banks and government can make huge and fast profits with minimal or no work. It's found to be the more efficient way to profit, and thus more money is funneled to the banking and government sector, and they are larger than ever

      Profit is the best motivator. Whatever is more profitable is the better thing. Thus, 19th century free market has been replaced with modern Corporatocracy.

    57. Re:Revenue Stream by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      That approach requires far more effort than is needed. Traffic analysis, everything required for this to work is in the SS7 links. The only limitation on tracking call associations would be hard drive space and a list of interesting targets, either actual or by proxy n-layers deep. As an added bonus you get to keep all the text messages too.

    58. Re:Revenue Stream by Politburo · · Score: 0

      This has been discussed to death for many years. At this point, I am comfortable with calling it a lie.

    59. Re:Revenue Stream by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Do you realise that throughout 19th century and in the beginning of the 20th century (before the Fed was set up) the prices for consumer goods and services CONSTANTLY WENT DOWN?

      So did wages, usually faster than prices. Party time for the few with huge cash holdings and income based on loans being repaid in ever-more-valuable dollars, but a real shit sandwich for everyday working people.

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    60. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, FFS. Are you Martians completely illiterate? "Whose" means "belonging to whom". You wanted to say "who's", which is a contraction of "who is".

    61. Re:Revenue Stream by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      So what do you call 'a lie' exactly? Predictions based on understanding of this phenomena were made, fully explained by the people who made the predictions as to how exactly they came up with their conclusions. The conclusion that the housing is in a bubble, which will collapse, was drawn from the fact that the housing market is propped up by the regulatory and monetary policies of the federal government.

    62. Re:Revenue Stream by roman_mir · · Score: 2

      So did wages, usually faster than prices.

      - actually that's not the case, the wages did go down (that's how the unions were started, to fight this with artificial monopoly on labour), but the prices went down faster and people had more purchasing power over the years.

      Wages, did not always go down, they went down in areas where labour could be eventually automated away, but they went UP where more specialised skills were needed. Henry Ford didn't allow unions in his factories, but he did double the wages of his employees in order to retain talent, he double the wages, paying the most in industry (5 dollars a day or 1.25 ounces of gold per week). He also cut the working week to 5 days and cut the hours to 8 per day.

      AFTER he has implemented those policies, he was able to double his production output in one year and further slash prices for his Model T cars.

    63. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When are these old fashioned things you call phone books published? Year end? Monthly?

      Pay the $5 before the book goes to print. Job done.

      Or phone Verizon up twice a week and toggle the flag. Gotta get that five dollars worth.

    64. Re:Revenue Stream by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Kind of an outdated term thanks to inflation. Dollar and Five Dollar doesn't have quite the same ring to it. $5/mo. seems like nothing - multiplying by 12 is hard high school math.

    65. Re:Revenue Stream by stdarg · · Score: 1

      This is a hollow argument and ignores 3 decades of deregulation on banking, which allowed banks to mix trading in banking in the same place of business

      I think the separation of retail banking and investment banking was a reaction to the Great Depression when banks lost customer money that had been deposited. We have the FDIC and stuff like that so it's not an issue. Why do you think the two businesses need to be separated?

      allowed impossibly complex derivatives to be applied unilaterally to make regulation virtually impossible

      1. Why do you think these derivatives are impossibly complex and even if they are, who cares? Think of... anything in finance involving math. 30 year mortgages. The average person doesn't know enough math to understand how their monthly payment is determined, let alone if you throw in variable interest rates, PMI, MIP, etc. So what? The point is that the *idea* is simple even if the details aren't. "Pay your loan back over a 30 year period." Mortgage backed securities? Anybody who's heard of mutual funds or participated in microfinancing (e.g. kiva.org) can understand the concept of reducing your risk by issuing small slices of debt to many people instead of big slices to a few people. Credit default swaps? "You know the PMI on your mortgage? It's like that but can apply to any loan not just mortgages."

      2. Complexity doesn't make regulation impossible, I don't know what you even mean by that. Progress makes regulation difficult, though, since rules are generally targeted at what exists, not what is yet to be invented. Of course if you want to outlaw progress that would solve that.

      If the government is guilty of the crime you describe, it is precisely because a lobbyist from the banking industry pushed said rules through to further the progress of the banking systems desire to make money, even in the face of predictable disaster.

      Are you crazy? If it were up to banks they wouldn't make loans to people with bad credit AT ALL. They'd leave that to the "payday loan" class of banker -- i.e. they're not bankers at all, they're scam artists. There's a lobby group called National Community that you should read about. They're hugely influential in the government and their mission is... well.. here's a great example that I found hilariously sad: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2011/08/23/in-feds-move-on-capital-one-deal-a-test-of-dodd-frank/

      Clarity, if not an answer, may have come inadvertently from National Community. The coalition argues that Capital One’s application to acquire ING Direct is suspect because Capital One refuses to lower its credit standards to extend Federal Housing Administration-insured loans to people with credit scores of 580. This is the lowest credit score allowed by the F.H.A. National Community contends that this is discriminatory against members of minority groups because they tend to have lower credit scores and have been hit harder by the financial crisis.

      Capital One has responded by agreeing to lower its credit score requirements by 2012. For National Community, this is not enough, because Capital One’s F.H.A. loan volume is relatively flat in growth. Capital One is now a bit player with less than 1 percent of the F.H.A. loan market. National Community wants the combined entity to make more of these loans, since they help people who could not otherwise afford a mortgage.

      So National Community is arguing that Capital One should take more risk when making home loans, but less risk in getting bigger and offering credit cards. Remember, the financial crisis was caused in significant part by excessive, and sometimes predatory, subprime lending. Capital One may not be predatory, but the borrowing National Community wants is lower down on the subprime scale and will create more risk.

      Per

    66. Re:Revenue Stream by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      4th Amendment doesn't apply to private business interactions.

      You don't want to pay the $60/month, there's a simple solution: use different carrier.

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    67. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how you or the submitter seem in any way shocked by this, unlisted numbers have cost $/month for... well, just about ever. If I'm not mistaken, those private numbers are maintained on a list that's used to scrub the regular reports and databases of active accounts, which aren't a one-time thing. It's still ridiculous, but it has been SOP for decades upon decades, and it's not one-time.

    68. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wages, did not always go down, they went down in areas where labour could be eventually automated away, but they went UP where more specialised skills were needed.

      And the majority of people had those specialised [sic] skills.. oh wait they didn't. That's kind of why they were specialized skills - most people could not do it (or afford to learn it)

      Henry Ford didn't allow unions in his factories

      Henry Ford also didn't hire the majority of workers in the economy.

      he did double the wages of his employees

      And was heavily criticized for it, as that's not what most other people - the market - was doing. What Ford did was socialism. He paid double market rate. Oh, and he instituted a "Social Department" in his company to pry into the lives of his employees, discouraging them from heavy drinking and gambling (read: telling you what to do with your own body and property, what government often does today)

      Ford's wages forced all the competition having to match the wage, but not every company could match that. Ford's socialist move created a higher barrier of entry, and nowadays, the auto industry is dominated by a few big companies.

      So really, the story of Ford is actually not a story of successful capitalism. It's one for socialism destroying potential competition, with the socialist leader (Ford) profiting from it

    69. Re:Revenue Stream by aap · · Score: 1

      Nothing you can do? Not even switch to VOIP, or mobile-only-- with a more customer-friendly carrier?

    70. Re:Revenue Stream by mcgrew · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those cheap prepaid phones don't have GPS, but they could do tower triangulation.

      My deepest concern is that I'll be one of 6 dozen people whose cell timing and location fit some high profile crime find myself under extreme scrutiny by people I neither trust nor believe are interested in justice half as much as they are in feathering their prosecutorial careers in preparation for running for high office.

      Sadly, few if any prosecutors are interested in justice or anything else besides furthering their careers. See: Innocence Project.

    71. Re:Revenue Stream by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      And what regulation caused banks to over leverage themselves with mortgage back securities?

      FYI the loans that defaulted were loans made to the rich not poor.

      Your story does not match up with the facts.

      Moron.

    72. Re:Revenue Stream by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Markets cannot self regulate, which is painfully obvious based on the economic collapse of 2008. But the refused to be regulated. But you want to blame Congress for that. Nice.

      FYI there is not one law that forces any bank to lend. Try again Potsy.

    73. Re:Revenue Stream by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      ZERO regulations for the derivatives market. You know, mortgage back securities and credit default options. The things that crashed the economy in 2008.

      What the fuck are you talking about? The Glass–Steagall Act of 1933 created the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC). It provides deposit insurance, which guarantees the safety of deposits in member banks.

      Brainless wonder you are.

    74. Re:Revenue Stream by thoughtlover · · Score: 1

      Then again, they could just ask the NSA for it.

      I don't think that's how it works. The NSA doesn't work with local law enforcement; that's the job of the FBI. And when the FBI does work with them, they effectively take over all operations.

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    75. Re:Revenue Stream by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Who cares about the local cops? They might often be a bunch of para-military thugs but you can at least relocate your residence to get away from them. You can't so easily accomplish that with the federal government's spooks and thugs.

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    76. Re:Revenue Stream by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      You operate from the premise that if you are NOT using a pre-paid that you will NOT be tracked by local and federal spooks and para-military thugs? How would you come to that interpretation of the ruling?

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    77. Re:Revenue Stream by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      ZERO regulations for the derivatives market.

      - pure nonsense. Derivative markets are basically insurance, they are regulated just like all other insurance products. Options, any type of swap, it's all regulated. But the type of regulation that gov't provided was actually against the sound market, it was the fake free insurance by F&F, FHA. The HUD made the requirements for the 'affordable housing', F&F and FHA created the incentives for the banks to sell mortgages that could never be repaid, not even liar loans, just the ARMs with artificially non-existing lending requirements.

      The 2008 bubble was inflated by the federal government and the Federal reserve, and that crash was imminent, the gov't makes bubbles much bigger than any private bubbles.

      Enron? Madoff? Those are small potatoes compared to what the Federal reserve and various regulations, like the shit that HUD is there for creates.

      Glass Steagall Act created FDIC AND it created the counter-balanced to FDIC, limiting what commercial banks could do with the deposits (namely use deposits in trades). This shows that even in 1933, during the depression, they couldn't create FDIC without having the counter-balance to that gigantic moral hazard.

      FDIC was created in order to ensure that the banks don't collapse, that the people aren't scared to bring their money to the banks. Talk about 'brainless wonder', when you speak of FDIC you have no idea that it is a huge bail out/stimulus package for the banks and it is a moral hazard that creates incentives for the banks to do dumb shit and not care about the consequences of the market abandoning them. It's amazing that you know how to type.

    78. Re:Revenue Stream by jxander · · Score: 1

      While you're obviously trolling, I'll go ahead and reply in case you've confused anyone else with your idiocy.

      My statement was a comparison of two different slashdot articles that were submitted nearly back to back:

      In one article (this one) the "big" contract-based cellular providers have decided to charge you $60/year for a service which should be free, or at most incur a 1-time fee. (well, only Verizon so far, but assuming this doesn't explode in Verizon's face, ATT will be right behind them)

      In the other article (linked twice already, and a 3rd time below) the "small" non-contract based cellular providers must comply with law enforcement request track you and search you and/or your vehicle without a warrant or probable cause.

      Between the two, you have the choice of bare-faced robbery or getting your 4th violated. Not only do I find neither of these particularly appealing, it's odd that they'd be announced within 30 minutes of each other.

      Link, as promised : http://yro.slashdot.org/story/12/08/15/2129209/police-dont-need-a-warrant-to-track-your-disposable-cellphone

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    79. Re:Revenue Stream by jxander · · Score: 1

      Seriously, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm going to quote my original post, see if you can follow along

      But in light of another very recent /. article, I'm not sure if the alternatives are any better.

      So, do you want to give up your 4th amendment, or pay $60 a year?

      ---- With me so far? Here's the part you must've skimmed past----

      But in light of another very recent /. article, I'm not sure if the alternatives are any better.

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      But in light of another very recent /. article , I'm not sure if the alternatives are any better.

      Tracking? There's a different article (linked a half dozen times in this thread, including every single quote, above) that covers the 4th amendment violations afflicting a good portion of the "different carriers" you suggest. This article here covers the $60 robbery (and don't think for a second it's the last step in squeezing more money for nothing out of customers) Are there still carriers out there, free of theft and constitutional violations? Sure, probably. But I prefer to chose carriers based on coverage, service plans, phones, and things like that ... not "which one is going to try and rape me the most gently"

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    80. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all carriers charge a fee.

      Check Vonage, they do not list your phone with directory assistance.

      http://www.NonPublished.com

    81. Re:Revenue Stream by AlienIntelligence · · Score: 1

      You'll pay it and like it! Now, whose your daddy? I ASKED, WHOSE YOUR DADDY?!?!?!

      I rarely see that grammar mistake. Thanks.
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    82. Re:Revenue Stream by Fyzzler · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm old, but I recall Bell charging more than that to keep land lines unlisted.

      This one was easy to beat in the dial up days. Order a second line for fax/data (unlisted by default) and use that as your voice line, and put fax/modem on the listed line.

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    83. Re:Revenue Stream by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Land-line quality voice runs at about 56kbps. It's a 7KHz, 8-bit sample rate, for 56k. Add some overhead so you get a nice power of two and that's where you get, for example, single channel ISDN running at 64kbps. But let's go with 56k for the fun of it since I've already done the math.

      If you assume zero compression below that (which is silly, as voice quality audio can be heavily compressed in a smart client like an i- or Android Phone), and if you were talking 24 hours per day, seven days per week for a month, you'd push a bit over 17 GB. I was going to double it for full duplex audio, but unless you and your conversation partner are constantly talking over each other, it's not going to be anywhere near double the total data flow.

      So cut it in half for compression, cut it by another half because, really, who is making voice calls for more than six hours per day, and then cut it in half again because if you're that data-heavy, you're going to be using wifi at least some of the time. That leaves you with 2-3 GB of 3/4G data transfer per month on a three hour per day, 7 day per week quota. Sprint's unlimited data plan with 450 minutes for smart phones is $79.99. Their mobile data (e.g. for a computer) plans include a 6GB option for $49.99. They could easily do a data-only for phones option with 6GB for $65.

      Of course, the phone makers would have to be on board. Apple in particular is, as I understand it, all about the full end-user experience, and they may prohibit selling non-phone accounts with iPhones.

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    84. Re:Revenue Stream by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      Maybe it depends where you are. I remember my mother complaining that PacBell wanted a fee to be unlisted. This was back in the 80's after Mean Judge Green broke up AT&T. Poor guy. Anyone know if he lived long enough to see his signature work totally undone?

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    85. Re:Revenue Stream by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      It's called "alternate revenue streams" and they will try to nickle&dime-XXL you for almost everything. A one-time charge would be plausible, but a MONTHLY fee? This is gauging. But... guess what? There's nothing you can do.

      oh, I don't know. Having no land line and only a cell phone kinda negates that monthly charge thingy

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    86. Re:Revenue Stream by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      There's nothing you can do.

      My first reaction was "Oh yes there is..."

      But in light of another very recent /. article, I'm not sure if the alternatives are any better.

      So, do you want to give up your 4th amendment, or pay $60 a year?

      "keeping your cellphone on is authorization for the police to know where you are. " That's what the "off" button's for apparently.

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    87. Re:Revenue Stream by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I didn't do a very good job of explaining myself there. Power users who want VoIP may not burn all that much bandwidth on VoIP alone, but at this point VoIP is still early adopter material. And a disproportionate percentage of those guys are the ones you see on XDA or Howard Forums talking about how they pushed 56 GB through their unlimited data plan last month.

    88. Re:Revenue Stream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no government regulation involved when the banks fucked up the economy.

      Sure there was. In fact, it was the government requiring a certain percentage of loans be made in areas that historically default on mortgages that helped fuel the mortgage crisis.

      Actually it is demonstrably false that the mortgage crisis was caused by making loans in areas with historically high default rates. Further, the government didn't force any bank to loan money to an uncreditworthy person. Government did not create credit default swaps. In truth, there were government regulations when the banks fudged up the economy. Unfortunately, those government agenices were run by people that didn't believe in enforcement (Republicans), while many in Congress (Democrats/Republicans) were cheerleaders for the "home ownership society" without any concern about the power of greed (corporate and personal).

    89. Re:Revenue Stream by bennomatic · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll accept that argument. You're saying the average user, on whom a Sprint could make a profit offering data-only services, wouldn't want the added hassle of setting up a VOIP app to do their voice communication. Thus, instead of an acceptable 10% of the data-only customers being heavy users, it'd be 90% (or something hard to bear like that).

      You're probably right. If only more people were geeks, that'd solve everything, right?

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    90. Re:Revenue Stream by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      Wages, did not always go down, they went down in areas where labour could be eventually automated away, but they went UP where more specialised skills were needed. Henry Ford didn't allow unions in his factories, but he did double the wages of his employees in order to retain talent, he double the wages, paying the most in industry (5 dollars a day or 1.25 ounces of gold per week). He also cut the working week to 5 days and cut the hours to 8 per day.

      And if the CEO of any public company tried that now, he would be out on his ass (sans golden parachute) an hour after his first quarterly report.

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  2. It's the phone company by kawabago · · Score: 0

    bend over and take it, you haven't any other choice.

    1. Re:It's the phone company by preaction · · Score: 1

      This sounds strangely like deja-vu. Wasn't there formerly a phone company, and then they did this kind of crap, and then the government applied the Sherman Anti-Trust Act hammer, and then there were more phone companies?

    2. Re:It's the phone company by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Where did you learn this behavior, Verizon?"
      "I learned it from you, Ma Bell! I learned it by watching you!"

    3. Re:It's the phone company by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      yes but they only made smaller regional monopolies which are simply buying each other up and will be a mega monopoly again in the next couple of years with more power than before. they will now have landline, cell, internet, maybe cable. and they will of paid off all of the right people this time to let them keep it that way.

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  3. It's based on system design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Their system is design to make money for them while annoying you. I'd say it is working.

    1. Re:It's based on system design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering people are dropping landlines at a prodigious rate, I doubt it.

  4. Sounds reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If it cost them several hundred thousand dollars to ask a third party contractor to carry out this "Systems and IT" costs, and if it's going to cost them a non-trivial amount of money to maintain it going forwards, then yes - it is reasonable.

    Especially when you consider just about nobody in the world gives a shit so they need to get a fair bit of money from each customer who activates this service.

    1. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it cost them several hundred thousand dollars to ask a third party contractor to carry out this "Systems and IT" costs, and if it's going to cost them a non-trivial amount of money to maintain it going forwards, then yes - it is reasonable.

      Especially when you consider just about nobody in the world gives a shit so they need to get a fair bit of money from each customer who activates this service.

      Verizon can stick it where the sun don't shine.

      This post utilized many resources related to "Systems and IT" costs. That'll be 6 grand.

    2. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Firehed · · Score: 2

      Yes, I'm sure it's really hard to add a WHERE clause to an SQL statement. This clearly costs hundreds of thousands of dollars in third-party consulting work.

      Also, following federal regulations around privacy is not an optional add-on, it's a cost of doing business. I'd be astonished if they can legally do this - though not nearly as astonished as if someone from the FTC grew a pair and started enforcing these regulations against the telcos.

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    3. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's like the extra money you have to pay for bran flakes instead of raisin bran. It's the cost of paying the guy to extract the raisins.

      Or maybe if they are doing it in a way that costs that much, they're not doing it efficiently as they could be

    4. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now wait a doggone minute. They are going to have to add a bit-field to check if you want to be unlisted or not. Do you know how much storage extra it's gonna cost to store an extra bit for their ~100 Million customer? My god, it's like, well.., I guess it would all fit on a flash drive. But still! Do you know how much money it will cost to pour a 1 into those 0 holes? And those things leak! The $5 is so they can fill them back up each month.

      You need to learn more about technology to realize how reasonable Verizon is in doing this.

    5. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by alexander_686 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The probelm is not the WHERE clause, it's the NULLs. With unlisted numbers the displayed phone number has to be a null. Have you ever gone down to Radio Shack to pick up a bukcet of nulls? Now, I now that Verzion buys them in bulk, but still.

    6. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Rtarara · · Score: 1

      It's a flipped switch, essentially, on the back end. The in house techs do it if you want to turn it on. I'm 95% sure it's just a check mark if you turn it on when ordering. It might have to go out to the caller id people as well, but that is likewise automated. *

      *did verizon tech support

    7. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by LurkerXXX · · Score: 4, Funny

      They must not be using Oracle. With Oracle, nulls are the same as empty values. That's why Oracle databases are so much lighter to carry around than other databases.

    8. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by deimtee · · Score: 1

      I used to work on a crappy database where null and zero were the same thing. I think they did it to save space. Idiots.

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    9. Re:Sounds reasonable to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I'm sure it's really hard to add a WHERE clause to an SQL statement.

      Checking for null is very expensive, that's why no one does it.

  5. Money for nothing ...... by realitycheckplease · · Score: 3, Insightful

    $60 a year for doing what? Nothing? Surely marking a number as unlisted in the subscriber database is a once-off 30 activity of at most 5 minutes. So who's being paid $720 an hour for doing it?

    1. Re:Money for nothing ...... by zlives · · Score: 2

      comcast does the same thing

    2. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I call bullshit on you.

      To make a phone book they have to collate a list of phone subscribers from the phone company. To exclude a subscriber, they simply don't turn over that subscriber's record to whoever makes the books. Or alternatively, the phone book company doesn't print the names of people who have the privacy bit set on their record. How can it possibly be so difficult?

      How can it cost $5/month to skip over somebody's name?

      What legal issues are there that would justify the same cost?

      Since you're so smart maybe you can tell us exactly why.

    3. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      Surely marking a number as unlisted in the subscriber database is a once-off 30 activity of at most 5 minutes. So who's being paid $720 an hour for doing it?

      The market value of something is based on two things: How much it costs to provide, and how much people are willing to pay for it. In this case an unlisted number is worth more than $60/yr for some people, so they're willing to pay for it.

      Normally, competition would drive the market price down to just above the cost to provide the service. But since our government has done such a wonderful job granting local monopolies to all the phone companies, the price remains up at near what people are willing to pay for it.

    4. Re:Money for nothing ...... by PT_1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      $60 a year for doing what? Nothing? Surely marking a number as unlisted in the subscriber database is a once-off 30 activity of at most 5 minutes. So who's being paid $720 an hour for doing it?

      I doubt it's even a 5 minute job. I work for a large telco in Europe. If a customer over here asks for their number not to be printed, we have to honour that request and we're not allowed (by law) to charge a cent for doing so. The phone directory is based on a database, which is linked to our customer care software. If a customer asks for their number to be removed from the phone book, a customer care agent clicks the button on their screen and the database is updated overnight. Factoring in a staff member's time, overheads for running the call centre etc., a call like this costs on average the equivalent of just over $4. Charging $60 per year is outrageous.

    5. Re:Money for nothing ...... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      A BT Basic phone line costs £4.80/month in the UK, which is about $7. If they can manage to give subscribers the option to be listed or not (which is simply a tick-box when signing up online), why can't Verizon?

      The VoIP providers have the same rules to adhere to, and they manage to have zero-cost "line rental".

    6. Re:Money for nothing ...... by willy_me · · Score: 0

      It's not for nothing. Stupid and greedy? Yes, but not for nothing.

      By unlisting a subscriber they are incurring the opportunity cost of selling that subscriber's information. Yes it sounds stupid and only an economist would understand, but bean counters will take this into account. What they don't take into account is the cost of pissing off a large part of your customer base. I suppose with everyone signed up with long term contracts they don't have to worry able a mass exodus of customers.

    7. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Charliemopps · · Score: 5, Informative

      I currently work for a phone company, and less than 2 years ago was part of the "number management" group.
      You're full of shit.
      Phone numbers are published by a 3rd party. Once a year we do a SQL dump of our existing customers and send that over. That's how the number gets published. Our billing system has a flag: nonpublish and it's y/n

      The SQL statement involved is so fucking trivial it's ridiculous. There is NO reason at all to charge for this based on the difficulty of excluding you.

    8. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's to help replace some of the revenue they've lost from not allowing your number to be published, used by 3rd parties, etc.

    9. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck bean counters.. it really is that simple

    10. Re:Money for nothing ...... by hurfy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's how much they WON'T get paid for selling your phone number :(

    11. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Coffeesloth · · Score: 1

      If they charged purely on the basis of potential legal problems the charges would be a lot more. Think of this as an insurance policy... You pay $5 per month to make sure they don't enable the "privacy bit".

      Personally I think its worth it.

    12. Re:Money for nothing ...... by geekoid · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      What about the advertising sales the are based on the number of people listed? How did you handle that? How did you contact the publishers?
      Wait, you're tiny piece as a two bit 'DBA' took a few seconds? then clearly that's all that's involved in the business.

      Look past your little keyhole.
      As I said, regardless it should be a cost of doing business and not a reoccurring fee. I'm just pointing out there is more to the business then throwing a flag.
      I contract with a couple of Carriers write code to manage this specific thing. Granted, it was 10 years ago. I has a 200 page binder explaining all the business rules and use cases behind this.

      Some of us actually deal with a large scope of business, not sit in a cube thinking the whole of the business is my little, tiny, insignificant job.

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    13. Re:Money for nothing ...... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      That's pretty darn close.

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    14. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father worked for telephone company in 1950s when unlisted numbers started for dial up service. Part of cost for unlisted numbers was changing your number when unlisted number started getting unwanted calls. Telephone service was regulated monopoly with every detail of your telephone bill having to be justified by costs. Rates charged to general public was kept artificially lower than business customers which subsidized public telephone rates. Higher business rate was also based on assumption that they used their phones more. Anyone on a party line knew this could not be true for all customers.

    15. Re:Money for nothing ...... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      No, it means they have to set the "listed" flag to FALSE. It's a one-bit field in their database, and the cost is offset by having smaller indexes for searching the listed numbers.

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    16. Re:Money for nothing ...... by dlingman · · Score: 1

      No, don't. That would just lead to more bean counters.

    17. Re:Money for nothing ...... by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Informative

      I worked at a major telco in Oz for 7years as a technical lead on their mission critical systems, The telco was an old school government monopoly that had just been semi-privatized. I agree adding something like this their systems to comply with the law would take much longer and cost a lot more than most people would think, but once it's done it's done. It's then just a fucking checkbox that needs to be ticked once, not once a month.

      This is nothing more than a company thumbing their nose at regulators by saying "If we are forced to provide X as part of our service then we will do so in such a way that ensures nobody wants to use X". Such behavior is frowned on over here, it would land the company in court where they would likely be levied a fine with lots of zeros on the end. Verizon know this because they operate in Oz and somehow manage to handle unlisted Aussie numbers without the need for a recurring charge.

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    18. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      It seems to me the main reason for getting an unlisted number has been removed by the do not call list. And off course judges,police and so on would use it most. But as far as subscriber info they get what everyone else gets name,number,address couldn't be more then a few pennies a piece

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    19. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they get their money back?

      I can see some minimal complexity around when to share, and when not to share a given record. But 200 pages? Sounds like one of those Rube Goldberg works of genius. So, ribbing aside, what the hell is in that binder?! I must know.

    20. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cranky old db is what you sound like. cheers!

    21. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your just jealous because he took your job for half your wages 10 years ago. How unemployment going?

    22. Re:Money for nothing ...... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      So who's being paid $720 an hour for doing it?

      The CEO?

    23. Re:Money for nothing ...... by AshtangiMan · · Score: 1

      That they take this opportunity cost into account is well understood. What is not is that they should not have that as an opportunity except with consent of each subscriber (we should recognize the inherent copyright to our own personal info ... The number they provide is a convenience to their ability to sell a device. It is a pointer if you will ... What it points to is not theirs). And they should offer discounts to subscribers who consent to list. As it is it appears to be extortion.

    24. Re:Money for nothing ...... by jerquiaga · · Score: 1

      Presumably you need to count the number of people whether or not you exclude anyone so that you can sell to advertisers, so there doesn't seem to be any additional work there. Contacting the publishers also doesn't have anything to do with whether or not individual subscribers are excluded or not. So, whether or not the OP was looking at the entire business, there doesn't seem to be any additional work to exclude someone other than setting the flag on their account. There is also no extra system or storage cost, because you have to keep records of subscribers whether or not they are publicly listed. Money grab by the telcos, that's all this is.

    25. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a fucking dunce cunt. Fuck you and piece of shit thieving verizon too. Sadly your fucking offspring are probably as worthless as you.

    26. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Shark · · Score: 2

      Actually, if it's like Canada, they actually get paid for listing you. I think the idea here is to make it cost prohibitive to unlist yourself so as to not see that revenue stream drain away. They do not get paid 5 bucks a month to list you, mind you. It's probably a cent or two if not fractions of that. At least that's what we get paid for listing phone numbers.

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    27. Re:Money for nothing ...... by norpy · · Score: 1

      What name do verizon operate under in australia?

    28. Re:Money for nothing ...... by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      As does ATT. This is what made me switch to google voice plus an Obi110. 100% free home phone service.

    29. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're paying the offset to the loss in revenue for having it listed and being able to sell the number to other businesses.

    30. Re:Money for nothing ...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As does ATT. This is what made me switch to google voice plus an Obi110. 100% free home phone service.

      Until Google decides it is time to make money on Google Voice and start charging.

    31. Re:Money for nothing ...... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Here, the absolute bare minimum is closer to $15 after taxes and fees. And that's without opting out of the listing. Nor does that amount include anything outside of very local calling. Part of that's all the long-distance wiring we have to have and the large number of outliers that have to be serviced.

    32. Re:Money for nothing ...... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1
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  6. It's an ILEC by dgatwood · · Score: 1

    The only reason they need to give is, "Because we can." That's what monopoly status buys you.

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    1. Re:It's an ILEC by CWCheese · · Score: 1

      Actually the LECs have been doing this for many decades, charging a smaller but significant monthly fee for unlisted phone numbers. I remember AT&T (then Southwestern Bell) charging about $1.50/month for unlisted number back in the 1980's, so VZW is doing what has always been done. Albeit with a substantially higher charge.

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  7. It's true, folks! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Verizon has built a system where it is cost-effective to track every single $.10 text message and minute of call time; but it costs $5/month, forever, to keep a database field set to 'no' rather than 'yes'... Surely this is entirely plausible, no?

    1. Re:It's true, folks! by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes!

      I mean... no?

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    2. Re:It's true, folks! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Funny

      [blonde voice] "updating databases is hard!" [/blonde voice]

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    3. Re:It's true, folks! by v1 · · Score: 1

      [blonde voice] "updating databases is hard!" [/blonde voice]

      don't forget to bob your head dramatically left and right when you say that

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    4. Re:It's true, folks! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it's plausible if people buy it? The bean counters will determine what's plausible.

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    5. Re:It's true, folks! by adlib24 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I wish they just cut the crap. Verizon has built a system where they can sell your listing for a profit. Some of that money is used to offset the cost of maintaining your line. Without that revenue stream they need to add a fee in order for you to be a profitable customer.

      It reminds of the situation with desktops and Windows. Because of licensing arrangements, it is cheaper to buy a Windows prefab than to buy a machine with no os. Crazy but true.

      Without certain features some products are not as profitable for vendors, so it is discouraging, but not surprising, that they would pass on the offset costs to the end-user.

    6. Re:It's true, folks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Customer: "Ask me the questions, CSR! I am not afraid!"
      CSR: What... is your name?
      Customer: "Anonymous Coward."
      CSR: What... is your quest?
      Customer: "I seek to have my phone number removed from Verizon's directory."

      Verizon has built a system where it is cost-effective to track every single $.10 text message and minute of call time; but it costs $5/month, forever, to keep a database field set to 'no' rather than 'yes'... Surely this is entirely plausible, no?

      Yes!
      I mean... no?

      Aaaaaaaaaaaauuugggh...

    7. Re:It's true, folks! by Holi · · Score: 0

      Actually bob it up and down and try not to gag.

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    8. Re:It's true, folks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be easier not to gag if you took a shower once in a while.

      And wiped your ass.

    9. Re:It's true, folks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      such a shill-like statement you make good sir. to say they need this income source in order to make any profit from existing customers is obscene. Their net income this year is 3.2 Billion, their revenue stream is pretty static. Their probably going to make 6 billion this year.

    10. Re:It's true, folks! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "Some of that money is used to offset the cost of maintaining your line. Without that revenue stream they need to add a fee in order for you to be a profitable customer."

      I agreed with you up to there. I strongly suspect that selling your information makes you a more profitable customer. An easy experiment would be for a Verizon subscriber to call up, ask to have his number unlisted, refuse to pay the fee, and go through the process of disconnecting his line. If customer retention decides to "do him a special favour" before he's actually disconnected, Verizon is profiting even without selling his number.

    11. Re:It's true, folks! by v1 · · Score: 0

      It'd be easier not to gag if you took a shower once in a while.

      and swallowed occasionally.

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    12. Re:It's true, folks! by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 4, Funny

      But this is about not updating a database once data has been entered once. NOT updating is so easy I do it constantly.

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    13. Re:It's true, folks! by Splab · · Score: 1

      No, they make money of selling your information. If that field is set to no, then they can't make money selling your information, they figure you need to earn them the same as the rest of their customers.

    14. Re:It's true, folks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. Let me get this straight.

      I can get a cellphone contract (no phone, but simply a contract that will bill me after use), that has the base price of 0,90€/month, with 0,069 €/message, 0,069 €/min, data is somewhat expensive unless you get a flat rate service that costs 4,90€/month for 512kbit to a max 19,80€/month for 42Mbit/s. (No monthly cap that I know of)

      So I can get a 512kbit mobile internet connection for the price that this company unlists your phone number? And you're saying they need this money for maintaining the line? Those companies must be incredibly inefficient.

      Maybe EU should deregulate so we get those fantastic prices you have there.

    15. Re:It's true, folks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      track every single $.10 text message?

      Na, more like they track every $.0000000001 text message and then charge $.01

      The $5 per month might be a big discount compared to some of their other charges.

      I've never understood why monopoly regulatiors don't have a say in this.

    16. Re:It's true, folks! by gary_johnson_53 · · Score: 1

      Best answer so far!

    17. Re:It's true, folks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because they have to pay people to reset the field to 'no' every day based on the list of people who want their number unpublished.

      Why do they have to do that? Because they have a nightly SQL script that sets the entire column to 'yes' just in case someone changes their mind about paying...

      Captcha: contrary

    18. Re:It's true, folks! by phorm · · Score: 1

      Some of that money is used to offset the cost of maintaining your line.

      I think you spelled "make fantabulous profits at the expense of your privacy" wrong.

    19. Re:It's true, folks! by c++0xFF · · Score: 1

      If customer retention decides to "do him a special favour"...

      Is this anything like the "special favours" offered by my local escort service? No wonder Verizon manages to retain so many customers in spite of its business practices.

    20. Re:It's true, folks! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not quite. It's more like the "special favour" you get at the airport when they decide NOT to select you for a special search.

  8. What the market will bear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They charge you 5$ because you will pay it. Don't like it? Vote with your wallet and switch to another provider. Oh, too much of a hassle so you'll just pay the 5$? That's why they are charging 5$. Because you will pay it. "Cost" has nothing to do with "price." Willingness to pay sets price.

    1. Re:What the market will bear by sjames · · Score: 1

      I say we the market should bear the CEO's office. A hungry North American Grizzly should do nicely.

    2. Re:What the market will bear by Firehed · · Score: 1

      "Contracts"

      You may want to look into them. I'd be quite surprised if this is a large enough change to provide you with a window to end your service contract without the ETF (unlike, say, raising rates or changing contents of the plan, which definitely is)

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    3. Re:What the market will bear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Landline phone service is a monopoly. You either have the service or you have nothing. You could switch to a cell or an unreliable VoIP provider, but for many people those are unacceptable options.

      This is not a free market issue because it isn't a free market.

    4. Re:What the market will bear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we put a laser on it? I'll even just a Koala bear if I get to have it with a laser.

    5. Re:What the market will bear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are talking about landlines. Landlines don't even come with contracts. Cell phones come with an unlisted number by default.

  9. Used to be solved by class action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the kind of thing that could've been solved by class action (I hate to say it, but class action is actually useful for some things).

    But that was back before every single corporation on the planet started contractually affirming no one can file a class action against them and then the courts actually fucking agreed with them.

    1. Re:Used to be solved by class action by cjc25 · · Score: 1

      What would you file a suit for? No tort or crime was committed. This is a price change for a non-essential service which you don't need to purchase, and entirely legal.

    2. Re:Used to be solved by class action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of thing that could've been solved by class action (I hate to say it, but class action is actually useful for some things).

      But that was back before every single corporation on the planet started contractually affirming no one can file a class action against them and then the courts actually fucking agreed with them.

      Every corporation in the U.S. Don't generalize to the rest of the world that has sane laws concerning consumer protection.
      Ironic isn't it, since the US is the consumerist society by antonomasia.

    3. Re:Used to be solved by class action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that was back before every single corporation on the planet started contractually affirming no one can file a class action against them and then millions of complete idiots agreeing to that.

      FTFY. If people weren't so keen to agree to those terms, I guarantee they'd be gone in a heartbeat. If the lost 75% of their customer base overnight the moment they instituted those terms, they'd be changed by the next business day.

      But that requires people to not be stupid, and to actually care, neither of which appears to be true.

    4. Re:Used to be solved by class action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FTFY. If people weren't so keen to agree to those terms, I guarantee they'd be gone in a heartbeat. If the lost 75% of their customer base overnight the moment they instituted those terms, they'd be changed by the next business day.

      But that requires people to not be stupid, and to actually care, neither of which appears to be true.

      I assume you're living by your principles and are therefore writing your messages out on a computer at your public library, where you will soon leave in order to head over to the yurt you're using to squat on land managed by the Department of the Interior.

    5. Re:Used to be solved by class action by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      This is the kind of thing that could've been solved by class action (I hate to say it, but class action is actually useful for some things).

      But that was back before every single corporation on the planet started contractually affirming no one can file a class action against them and then the courts actually fucking agreed with them.

      You mean back when almost all phone service in the U.S. was provided by the original AT&T and they charged just as much or more for the same service? No, there was never a time when this kind of thing could be solved by a class action law suit.

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  10. What was the alternative? by cjc25 · · Score: 2

    They probably figured that people who don't really care would rather be listed, but were unlikely to pay for it specifically. Assuming they have to hire people/design a system to list some numbers and not others, they pushed the cost onto people who would be willing to pay. Yawn.

    Why it's a monthly instead of a one-time fee, I couldn't tell you. Trying to make a continuous revenue stream out of privacy fanatics I guess.

    1. Re:What was the alternative? by Mitreya · · Score: 1

      They probably figured that people who don't really care would rather be listed, but were unlikely to pay for it

      Not at all! They are selling the listed people's numbers and figured they need another way to get money from from people who do not want their number to be sold

      Trying to make a continuous revenue stream out of privacy fanatics

      There are some legitimate reasons to be unlisted though. Think of Sarah Connor! Or, more realistically, someone who had changed their number to avoid harassing calls. Demanding $5/month to hide your number seems like blackmail to me. At least when they have a land-line monopoly.

    2. Re:What was the alternative? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      If you receive harassing calls they will (and I think are required by law to) change your number for free.

      If you do this repeatedly though I think they will require you to report the dates and times of the calls you're complaining about and make a criminal (harassment) complaint before they keep changing the number over and over again.

    3. Re:What was the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you receive harassing calls they will (and I think are required by law to) change your number for free. If you do this repeatedly though I think they will require you to report the dates and times of the calls

      You are describing how the company is protected from people abusing the "harassing calls" option. I don't care how protected Verizon is. How about the harassed people? Are they also required to change their name with the phone number? Because without that, their phone would still be available no matter how often it is changed.

    4. Re:What was the alternative? by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      They will work with law enforcement to prosecute, provided that the subscriber is willing to do so:

      http://www22.verizon.com/Support/Residential/phone/homephone/general+support/support+tools/general/95622.htm

      I'm not making apologies for Verizon for charging for unlisted status, just offering this info in response to mitreya's question involving harassment.

      To clarify, I (a) think that there should be no fee for an unlisted number and (b) agree that the various phone companies charge for this because they can and not because there's any big administrative overhead for doing so.

      When it comes to criminal harassment though I have to say that legal complaint and prosecution is an intelligent way to make it stop. It won't work all the time (nor will an "Order of Protection", in cases of physical harassment), but at least it's a direct method that threatens the harassing party with real penalties.

  11. Justification by TimHunter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And how does Verizon justify such a significant fee for such an insignificant service?

    Because fuck you, that's why.

    1. Re:Justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damm right. Motto of the world now.

      It's stupid? Greedy? Not needed?

      Why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY!

      dont like it?

      tough shit.

      Why? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THATS WHY!

    2. Re:Justification by Holi · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, to quote one of the funniest ladies of all time,
      " You see, this phone system consists of a multibillion-dollar matrix of space age technology that is so sophisticated -- even we can't handle it. But that's your problem, isn't it? So, the next time you complain about your phone service, why don't you try using two Dixie cups with a string? We don't care. We don't have to. We're the Phone Company. "

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    3. Re:Justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Fuck you" is the age old "motto" of the powerful to the powerless, the rich to the poor, the haves to the have not, etc. When we see wide scale "fuck you" behavior, we know we're headed either towards a new dark age or a revolution. Either way, a time of danger and pain for many.

    4. Re:Justification by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      I think in this case they have gone with "suck it," but I understand your confusion.

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    5. Re:Justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That made my sig file... Thanks!!

    6. Re:Justification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Came for this reply, wasn't disappointed. :)

  12. Welp at least by Dyinobal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Welp at least I can go to one of the many other carriers, because there is no way they would implement such a fee themselves! I'm glad competition is so fierce between wireless carriers, I always feel like I'm getting a great deal.

    1. Re:Welp at least by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 0

      You say this, but have you looked around? They do stuff lock step. If Verizon can get away with charging higher prices for voice and text, AT&T/Sprint can too!

    2. Re:Welp at least by SomeJoel · · Score: 1

      You say this, but have you looked around? They do stuff lock step. If Verizon can get away with charging higher prices for voice and text, AT&T/Sprint can too!

      I think you might need to re-read the GP's post. Pay special attention to the hidden sarcasm.

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    3. Re:Welp at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thatwasthejoke.jpg

    4. Re:Welp at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh

    5. Re:Welp at least by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Your sarcasm detector is broken.

    6. Re:Welp at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement implies he had one in the first place. Sarcasm is inefficient speech, so why would he purchase a sarcasm detector? It's up to everyone else to change.

    7. Re:Welp at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just to jump on the "omg you took that seriously?" bandwagon...

      This is Verizon we're talking about, not Verizon Wireless. AT&T already changes their landline users a fee to delist their number. Sprint has no landline service at all. And in the US cell phone numbers are not listed in directories. (yet) Expect this to change within 5 years once all carriers go unlimited voice/text. Expect gouging shortly after when the phones shift to all data for voice/text service and data caps do not go up with them.

    8. Re:Welp at least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I heard that Verizon was (possibly) being required to not charge for 4G hotspot functionality, I got excited that they would market it as a "feature" that they implemented "just for you" which would make all the other "big" carriers do the same.
      Then I felt really ashamed of my implied complacence to their bastard ways.

    9. Re:Welp at least by uvajed_ekil · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm

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  13. Daryl Hannah for AT&T in "Crazy People" (1990) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dktVJ3qRGS0

  14. Since when is an paying by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Since when is an paying for an unlisted phone number new or news? Its always been a paid for service.

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    1. Re:Since when is an paying by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

      They used to charge for touch tone service, too.

      Just because they used to do it, doesn't make it acceptable now.

    2. Re:Since when is an paying by Keith+Mickunas · · Score: 1

      Here in Texas Verizon was charging for touch tone service for longer than most other companies in the rest of the US. I believe I was paying for that even after 2000. I cancelled my home phone service several years back so I don't know if they have that still or not.

      They were also charging monthly for "number portability" or something like that. Basically that service they are required to provide where you can move your phone number from one service to another. Whether you move it or not, you pay monthly to have the ability to do it.

      I have Verizon FiOS for TV and internet, but I pass on having a land-line. While there are numerous fees and taxes applied to FiOS, none are as blatantly a rip-off as some of those old phone fees were.

    3. Re:Since when is an paying by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      But you could opt out by telling them you wanted only pulse dial service at no additional charge :-) I did that when I was a poor grad student with a new phone number. (And my phone had a switch to use pulse or tone, so I set it on pulse.) With directory listings though they offer no such fee-free choice.

    4. Re:Since when is an paying by omnichad · · Score: 1

      They put them on as fees so everyone assumes it's a required fee or tax and they can advertise a lower monthly rate. Doesn't make it any less of a scam, of course. Like the federal Universal Service Fund that doesn't do one bit of good for someone who lives 3 miles out of town and can't get DSL.

  15. Old News by fm6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    POTS vendors have always had this policy. It's stupid, but it's easy to circumvent. Since they let you publish the listing under any name you want, you make one up. When I had a landline, it was under "Gigo Hasp" (old IBM mainframe joke).

    1. Re:Old News by faedle · · Score: 1

      My variant of that was to use the name "Montgomery, Bart".

      Those in San Francisco will get the joke.

    2. Re:Old News by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Sort of gives me the urge to post it under the name "FTC Field Office", just to see how many telemarketing types are either too stupid or ballsy to notice.

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    3. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VoIP DID# on the other hand are default to be unlisted. As long as you don't spoil that by asking for you old phone # to be ported. :P

    4. Re:Old News by cawpin · · Score: 1

      POTS vendors have always had this policy.

      Um, no they haven't. I've never heard of a phone company charging for this. It is ridiculous.

    5. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      POTS vendors have always had this policy.

      Um, no they haven't. I've never heard of a phone company charging for this. It is ridiculous.

      Where are you located? It was most assuredly true for at least two carriers I had in the US in the nineties. (Which doesn't make it any less ridiculous or annoying.

    6. Re:Old News by xs650 · · Score: 1

      There used to be a Jack Meoff in our local phone book.

    7. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      POTS vendors have always had this policy.

      Um, no they haven't. I've never heard of a phone company charging for this. It is ridiculous.

      South Central Bell, later BellSouth used to charge for this. I don't remember how much it was, but it was a charge for this. Touch tone service used to cost more as well.

    8. Re:Old News by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      They have in the U.S..

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    9. Re:Old News by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I apologize for your ignorance. Perhaps you're too young to have actually used POTS. Nowadays most people just have cells (including me), and of course cell phones are never listed.

    10. Re:Old News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      since they're doing their shit from India, they don't care

    11. Re:Old News by fastgriz · · Score: 1

      I asked to be listed as "Robert'); DROP TABLE"

    12. Re:Old News by gsslay · · Score: 1

      So you really could demand you're listed as "TRUNCATE TABLE CUSTOMER;" ?

  16. no such thing as an unlisted # really by Silver+Surfer+1 · · Score: 1

    Add all the numbers from the white pages into a data base and whats left is all of the unlisted numbers. The numbers are sequential.

    1. Re:no such thing as an unlisted # really by vux984 · · Score: 2

      Add all the numbers from the white pages into a data base and whats left is all of the unlisted numbers. The numbers are sequential.

      Firstly, not quite, some of those numbers are not in service.

      Secondly, the primary value of an unlisted number to people who have them is that their name isn't attached to it.

  17. LIfe's Great Mysteries by paleo2002 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Similar to the "convenience fees" many utilities, companies, and government agencies charge to conduct business via their web sites. Why does it cost money to NOT publish my phone number? Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee? Why does it cost my bank $3 a page to mail me copies of old bank statements (and why can't they send me pdf's)?

    Perhaps we've hit upon a new revenue stream. We could call it "Unservice" or "Negative Features".

    1. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar to the "convenience fees" many utilities, companies, and government agencies charge to conduct business via their web sites. Why does it cost money to NOT publish my phone number? Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee? Why does it cost my bank $3 a page to mail me copies of old bank statements (and why can't they send me pdf's)?

      Perhaps we've hit upon a new revenue stream. We could call it "Unservice" or "Negative Features".

      Exactly. Hey, the Federal government just successfully sneaked past the SCOTUS a law that says you can be billed for NOT doing something.
      "Unservice" is the future of the United States of America.

    2. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it cost money to NOT publish my phone number? Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee?

      Because people pay it. That's the only reason.

      Price has little relation to cost. It's about the intersection of supply and demand. There's enough demand to pay for unlisted numbers, that the supply price will be raised to meet it. That is all there is to it.

    3. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Customer Service
      We're not satisfied until you're not satisfied

    4. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      Why does it cost money to NOT publish my phone number?

      Because they make money providing their customer lists to the people who publish phone directories, political organizations that request the list, telemarketers, etc.

      Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee?

      Because the whole point of a car registration is to serve as an impediment to prevent any idiot from buying a car. Doesn't work very well, but can you imagine how bad it would be if people who couldn't scrape together $35 once a year were allowed to operate and maintain a car? It costs a lot more than $35/year to keep a car safe; oil changes alone will be at least twice that, let alone regular maintenance that isn't covered by warranty, like wheel alignments, new tires/balance, brake service, etc..... And do you really expect somebody who can't afford $35/year to be driving a new car that's under warranty?

      Why does it cost my bank $3 a page to mail me copies of old bank statements (and why can't they send me pdf's)?

      Because you have the wrong bank? I can get those online with my bank, in pdf format, or in searchable/downloadable csv format. They charge money to mail it out to you because it costs them money to mail it out to you.

    5. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh shit -- I'm getting billed by the feds for not having a mortgage.

      At least, I might think that way if I were an idiot.

    6. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee?

      Because until they can do away with the brick and mortar, they have to pay for both the building/employees and the web-servers/sysadmins. That doesn't justify a 10000% markup for a non-service though.

    7. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Why does it cost money to NOT publish my phone number?

      Because they make money providing their customer lists to the people who publish phone directories, political organizations that request the list, telemarketers, etc.

      Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee?

      Because the whole point of a car registration is to serve as an impediment to prevent any idiot from buying a car. Doesn't work very well, but can you imagine how bad it would be if people who couldn't scrape together $35 once a year were allowed to operate and maintain a car? It costs a lot more than $35/year to keep a car safe; oil changes alone will be at least twice that, let alone regular maintenance that isn't covered by warranty, like wheel alignments, new tires/balance, brake service, etc..... And do you really expect somebody who can't afford $35/year to be driving a new car that's under warranty?

      I think you missed his point - he wasn't asking why you need to pay a registration fee (mine is closer to $300/year since it's based on the value of your car), but why you need to pay $3 extra to pay online when the cost to run the website is (presumably) cheaper to the DMV than accepting payment via a live person. While it's true that a website costs money to build and support, that must be much less than the cost to build, maintain, and staff a building.

    8. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similar to the "convenience fees" many utilities, companies, and government agencies charge to conduct business via their web sites. . . . Why does it cost money to renew my car registration online via an automated system instead of at a building that costs rent and overhead with a human employee?

      In my state, IIRC, government entities are barred by law from paying the credit card transaction fees. If you pay on a website, the "convenience fee" covers the credit card fees.

    9. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I can only speak for Illinois, but it goes like this. Credit card companies charge per-transaction fees - there's no way to accept credit cards with just fixed costs. Because of this, a $100 registration only nets the state maybe $98. Because of the way the law is written, they MUST collect $100. Just raising rates to cover costs doesn't work, because they still won't get the full amount as demanded in the law that establishes the rate. By charging that $3 fee, they get the full $100.

      This is also why Visa isn't allowed for payment in Illinois. Visa doesn't allow vendors to charge extra to use a credit card, and they don't even make exceptions for state governments.

    10. Re:LIfe's Great Mysteries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What makes you think that's new?

  18. t-mobile works along the same lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    unlisted phone numbers and call blocking both cost extra

    1. Re:t-mobile works along the same lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unlisted phone numbers and call blocking both cost extra

      Not for me. I've got a prepaid, and they don't know who I am.

    2. Re:t-mobile works along the same lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not here in Germany. I have a t-mobile phone, and having an unlisted phone number is completely free. It was simply a checkbox when ordering online.

  19. Extortion by Sqreater · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When you threaten to do something bad to someone, like give out their phone number, unless you are paid, you are engaging in extortion.

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    1. Re:Extortion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I signed up for new Verizon service they got my name wrong, vastly wrong (used my city for my family/last name). I might as well have been unlisted and it didn't cost anything.

  20. I'm sure there is a simple explanation by StatureOfLiberty · · Score: 1

    I bet they have to pay a Verizon employee to daily verify your phone number is still on the list (can you see me now?).

    Or maybe it is like the Verizon witness protection program. Your phone number will get its own case agent. Hey, this stuff costs money.

    Can you tell I used to be a Verizon customer?

  21. Otherside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the one hand, this is bullshit.

    On the other hand, I'll gladly pay $5/mo. Now whenever I get a junk call, I can harass Verizon about it. Why did I get this call? What will you do to prevent this in the future? When they do nothing, then we do what good Americans do, complain and sue!

    1. Re:Otherside by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      On the one hand, this is bullshit.

      On the other hand, I'll gladly pay $5/mo. Now whenever I get a junk call, I can harass Verizon about it. Why did I get this call? What will you do to prevent this in the future? When they do nothing, then we do what good Americans do, complain and sue!

      It's an unlisted number, not an undialable number.

      Robodialer goes 728-1234, 1235, 1236, 1237 and on and on. It doesn't care who you are. You're just another meat popsicle. Perfectly interchangeable.

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  22. Nothing new. by cpu6502 · · Score: 1

    It's always been like this. The phone company (ever since the dark days of the Bell/AT&T monopoly) has always charged extra to "have an unlisted number" in the phone book. Not only is this not "new" news..... it's 60-year-old news from the era of my great-grandparents.

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  23. Hey...hey guys... by Mashiki · · Score: 1

    Welcome to Canada. They've been doing that to us here for decades, now you know exactly what it's like. And you get all the fringe benefits too.

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  24. Obviously by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Clearly, the answer is to get rid of all the pesky regulations on businesses, because the free market would make every business honest.

    Or something.

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    1. Re:Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are so right! If only we had a gigantic central planning commission that would set the prices for all these evil businesses we would have no problems whatsoever.

  25. Since when? by FranTaylor · · Score: 2

    Since when is it considered acceptable to pay for incompetence?

    If this requires any more human effort than checking a checkbox, then it's just pure incompetence.

    They don't charge when you DISCONNECT the service and they wipe your name from the phone book!

    1. Re:Since when? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, verizon does try and charge you over 150$ for disconnection.....

    2. Re:Since when? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Since McDonald's.

  26. Flame ON! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://about.verizon.com/index.php/about/bios-pictures
    https://www22.verizon.com/investor/bo_meettheboard.htm

  27. Re:NVP's Arise! by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 0

    Though your reply is rather offtopic, I'll only tell you that: When Fancyman wants to say somethin', he just squeezes wunna his security ho's. Got dat? Yeaah u do...

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  28. Whose name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the days of land lines I was reading the fine print in the phone book (remember "the phone book"?) and noticed I could list my name any way I wanted for free. ...so I put the listing under the name of my imaginary roommate. Whenever I got a call asking for Mr. Skoog I knew it was a cold sales call.

    1. Re:Whose name? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      In the days of land lines I was reading the fine print in the phone book (remember "the phone book"?) and noticed I could list my name any way I wanted for free. ...so I put the listing under the name of my imaginary roommate. Whenever I got a call asking for Mr. Skoog I knew it was a cold sales call.

      Do you find it so hard to recognise a cold sales call otherwise?

  29. If it's unpublished, they can't monetize you by tlambert · · Score: 1

    They monetize a published number by publishing a directory, publishing reverse directories, publishing area directories for use in direct marketing, and so on. Forget that there are laws about these things being used to actually call you without your permission or a preexisting business relationship, since anyone who buys the drivetories from them is a business partner, and therefore entitled to call you.

    What they are saying is that they are making some value $X, where $0 $X = $60 off of this process, and by asking to be unlisted, you cost them this additional profit they would otherwise be able to make by publishing your number in various ways. My guess is that on average it's pretty close to what they are charging, in order to keep it legally defensible should some consumer go lawyer-happy on them.

    1. Re:If it's unpublished, they can't monetize you by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      ah, I get it, now. we COST them money by asking for privacy.

      its their RIGHT to monetize every thing possible. if we stand in their god-given right of way toward cashola, they get angry.

      understood. thanks for the explanation.

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    2. Re:If it's unpublished, they can't monetize you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. It's kind of like how it would cost a computer dealer more to sell you a PC without Windows, due to the loss of crapware revenue.

  30. Virgin media charges for callerID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking Virgin media in the UK charges me that ($5) just for caller ID display, i would hate to find out how much unlisting costs

  31. The answer? by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

    ...because you, and millions like you, will pay it, because you think you can't live without a cel phone. Same as all the other weird fees.

  32. How's this different from blackmail? by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    If you don't want us to publish your information, we'll have to charge you. That sounds a lot like "If you don't want to see those pictures in the papers, it's cost $$$$". The big difference is that (at least in fiction) the blackmailer only extorts you once. Now I can see that there could possib;y be a one-off cost to removing a name from a default of "publish". But to keep charging, every month? Nah!

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    1. Re:How's this different from blackmail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't pay me One Million Dollars then I'll continue to let morons like me post on Slashdot! Ah ha ha HA!

  33. They Don't Charge Other Customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you ask for 'unpublished', you and the few who do ask for this share the entire cost of setting this capability up and maintaining it. Stop whining.

  34. They make about $100 a year selling it to adverts by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    They actually make money selling it, so that people can advertise to you.

    A qualified lead is worth up to $200 a name, depending on who they are. Medical doctors and engineers names, email addresses, and phone numbers go for major bucks.

    And it all lines the CEO's pocketses. Yes, precious.

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  35. Shrug.. here is what I do... by gale+the+simple · · Score: 1

    I call and get fee reversed, but I guess I am one of the few who bother to call and bitch about it( to clarify, I mean about it where it can make a difference... not online...:P)

    In case someone needs a way help in that respect, I present you.. way to get fees reversed, discounted or eliminated

    Naturally, you actually need to make an effort...

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  36. And what they did to Robin... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Plausible? No, it's a fraudulent lie. Maybe a $5 one-time charge, maybe. It you call a human to use a web interface for you instead of doing it yourself. However, charging to not list your number is as old as phones; this is nothing new.

    Also fraudulent:

    - That banks need to charge $35 overdraft fees per overdraft. This is a scam to get around usury laws -- $35 for a $1.49 overdraft would quickly get them in the pokey.

    It's fraud because they lie and say it's to compensate for costs, when, in fact, it's a deliberate, core profit vector. Their business model isn't sayng, "Dammit! He OD'd!"

    It's saying, "FUCK YES!!! HE OVERDRAFTED!!! OH GOD YESSS!!!"

    - Credit card companies are similarly fraudulent, lying that their high interest rates are due to rational statistical risk.

    The proof of a lie? Again, their business model isn't worrying people are now risky, but rather they are crossing their fingers, hoping you get into financial difficulties so they can jack up the rates so it is very difficult to pay down the principle.

    Their business model hopes, and relies, on you getting into trouble. It does not worry about it, contrary to public statements to Congress. It prays for it.

    Regarding the bank, I went in to complain because I overdrafted without realizing it and had over $400 in charges for about $60 in overdraft. The bank lady didn't have her bank screen turned enough and I looked on my record of it. In all caps at the top was:

    DO NOT SHOW CUSTOMER THIS SCREEN

    I'm pretty sure I also saw a link to how to sodomize My Little Pony, and they weren't an anti-pony group. THEY WEREN'T AN ANTI-PONY GROUP!!!

    Ok, you got me. I made one of those two up.

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    1. Re:And what they did to Robin... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "fraudulent"
      You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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  37. Doesn't Cost Me Anything by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny

    But then my middle name is '; drop table subscribers;

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    1. Re:Doesn't Cost Me Anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didn't cost me anything either, they used my city name instead of my last name (incompetent call center person). Pretty funny to see my number in the phone book under "city name, last name", instead of "last name, first name"... Even more funny to get calls for "Mr cityname".

    2. Re:Doesn't Cost Me Anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, another bobby tables relative pops up!

  38. Hi, I'm calling for Mr. Doe by MattW · · Score: 2

    Twice I got reps to list my name as John Doe for my phone number listing. When someone called for Mr. Doe, I said I was speaking. Whatever they offered, I quickly sounded very interesting, and said, "Just one minute, I'll be right back, that sounds great." Then I would set the phone down (not hanging up) and go about my business. Then I simply stopped getting a land line.

    1. Re:Hi, I'm calling for Mr. Doe by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      Better still, say in a heavy foreign accent "My eeeenleeeeesh is verrry bad. Pleeez you speeeek veeeeeeerry slow to me". Then set the phone down.

      Pick it up after a while and if they are still there say "Pleeeez beegeeen once more. I not understaaaand you well. At the beeegeeening pliz"

      Then "I theeenk you need to speeek to nother deeeferent person. I fetch that person. Pleeeez wait now"

    2. Re:Hi, I'm calling for Mr. Doe by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I used to do that, on my regularly listed land line. Once my roommate was practicing cello when I set down the phone. A little while later it rang. It was the same telemarketer who had hung up and called back. He opened with complimenting the cellist. I said thank you, I'll tell her, and hung up.

    3. Re:Hi, I'm calling for Mr. Doe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to get salescritters calling (at dinner time, of course) and asking for the "lady of the house".

      The only female in the house was my Miniature Schnauzer, Runt Packet. So I'd put the receiver down near her water bowl and she'd growl at it until I hung it up. :-)

  39. I don't have Verizon. by Cornwallis · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I'm waiting to start receiving the monthly bill for not having Verizon.

    1. Re:I don't have Verizon. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 0

      Well, that depends, who is giving more to Obama's campaign, AT&T or Verizon. Whichever does so, he will pass a tax on those who do not buy their service in his next term, right after he passes the tax for not buying a car from GM.

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    2. Re:I don't have Verizon. by pegasustonans · · Score: 1

      Well, that depends, who is giving more to Obama's campaign, AT&T or Verizon. Whichever does so, he will pass a tax on those who do not buy their service in his next term, right after he passes the tax for not buying a car from GM.

      Your thoughts sound very reasonable and well-put-together.

      Is your name Levi Strauss? Because, you must be a jean-yus!

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    3. Re:I don't have Verizon. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Do you people really have nothing to go with? All you do is make up lies and ridiculous accusations.

      I like the debate, but the last two election is't been like the democrats are playing chess with a pigeon. The pigeon says nonsense, craps on the board, then goes and tells it's flock it won.

      And when you point out provable false hoods, and incorrect statements they say "You say that becasue you are a liberal/.. I'm not talking opinion on social matters, I'm talking the actual provable facts. It's mind numbing.

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    4. Re:I don't have Verizon. by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 0

      And they wonder why people think that liberals don't have a sense of humor.

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    5. Re:I don't have Verizon. by micahjc · · Score: 1

      SHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!! Don't give them ideas!

  40. Re:NVP's Arise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    offtopic? Citing Verizons previous behavior and contempt for others is offtopic? Fits like glove in the post. But keep 'em (-1s) coming, sockpuppet trolltards!

  41. Oooo! I know... by Nexion · · Score: 1

    How about they just flip their system to not share my information by default. Those who want the telemarketer "feature" can pay the 5 dollars for the elevated costs! Better yet! Give it to them FREE, YEAH! You can make the telemarketer scumbag pay for the list of people who OPT IN!!!

    Oh... wait... you already make people pay for the list, don't you. Hmm... I wonder what your motives are then... could it be people opting out is hurting your data sales?

    I find often you you turn things on their head it makes it real easy to see the bullshit.

    1. Re:Oooo! I know... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      ". could it be people opting out is hurting your data sales?"
      yes, and it's not a secret so I'm not sure why you think it's bullshit.

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    2. Re:Oooo! I know... by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      You are very underrated.

  42. There's another way around it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Claim that the land-line is for faxing and/or data. When I had two POTS lines, I used the "listed" number for data/modem, and the "unlisted data" line as my voice line. I never answered the listed number, because I only ever gave out the unlisted number to people. FAX numbers are subject to even more stringent policies regarding junk faxes so they are generally not listed.

    I'm not sure this will work on an existing line, but it probably will for new service.

  43. Just use a different name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may have to pay for an unlisted number, but you can list your name any way you like. Just become one of the many John Smiths in the directory and when telemarketers call, tell them that John's not here.

  44. GoPhone, among others, solves this problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Unless you just have to have an expensive smart phone, go to the local CVS, Walgreens, Rite Aid, etc... Get the cheapest, dumbest throw down phone you can find, buy minutes on pre-paid cards only, don't ever use a CC or debit card to pay for minutes.

    No GPS, no data, no camera, no personal data attached to the phone number. Texting can be a PITA on old school 0-9 # * keypad, but it gives you an excuse to use terseness like never before :)

    Best they can do is track by cell tower.

    I have a small clamshell flip phone from Samsung. It has been dropped a few dozen times and the worst damage it has suffered is the back pops off and the battery falls out. Standby time is 10 days. If I lose it or drop it in the water, I am out about 15 bucks and some minutes.

    1. Re:GoPhone, among others, solves this problem... by currently_awake · · Score: 1

      they can ID you by your calling pattern and where you travel, where you live, where you work, your route to work etc. or they can use voice analysis to get your name.

  45. Everything is worth what its purchaser will pay by richarnd · · Score: 1

    The problem here is not that Verizon can't justify such a fee. Nobody selling anything needs to "justify" their price, not least because it's unclear what that even means. The only meaningful measure of value for anything is what someone else will pay for it. And people are apparently willing to pay $5/month for an unlisted number.

    That does not mean that this price is not outrageous. It is. If Verizon had any competitors at all, the price would be much lower.

    The problem here is not "price-gouging" - it's monopoly.

  46. Charles Ulysses Farley by PPH · · Score: 1

    Hello. Is this Chuck U. Farley?

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  47. Save the future.. Shoot a CEO in the face. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you have to do is buy a gun, kill a few of these fucking scumbags and let them know why.

  48. Sounds like something Google Should Adopt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Charge per month to not track you. Indeed, Google could tier this by the various ways they agree to not spy on you.

    Viz, $1/mo for no ads (they can be blocked anyway), $5/month to not photograph your house (BTW, can anyone give me the google earth coordinates of Brin and Page o I can find out if they like eating their own cooking?), $2/mo to not illegally sniff out and cross correlate your internet connection as they drive down your street for full frontal photos, $3 to lose your phone number, $1 to not hack into your iPhone, $20 to not bug and track you with "adsense" and endless other nonsense (nor have other sites do it on their behalf as is their current practice). What else? Lots else.

    Anyway, crime does pay and so does evil. Personally I'd be willing to pay for some privacy; in due time they may offer that as an option but not just yet.

  49. Its free to sign up for the do not call list by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Its free to sign up for the do not call list that's the main reason people in the past have paid for the service and it was worth it. It shouldn't cost judges,military personal anything to be added as an unlisted number is for personal safety reasons.

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    1. Re:Its free to sign up for the do not call list by SeaFox · · Score: 0

      It shouldn't cost judges,military personal anything to be added as an unlisted number is for personal safety reasons.

      That explains why violent crime seems to only effect judicial/law enforcement/military personnel. No one else has to worry about their own safety even if people can track them down with a phone book.

  50. Sixty Dollars for one line of code .. by dgharmon · · Score: 2

    If unlisted(customer.no) == TRUE then add.to.bill($5) else return 'number unlisted';

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    1. Re:Sixty Dollars for one line of code .. by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1, Funny

      And there's a bug in your code. Now we have to hire a consultant to fix it!

      ``Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.''

    2. Re:Sixty Dollars for one line of code .. by rgrbrny · · Score: 2

      Well, if this is their code we can be sure they're not spending the money on QA... ...or programmers. Better not quit your day job.

    3. Re:Sixty Dollars for one line of code .. by dgharmon · · Score: 1

      > Well, if this is their code we can be sure they're not spending the money on QA... ...or programmers. Better not quit your day job ..

      I assumed someone would jump in and correct it for me ..

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  51. Solution: Don't connect a phone to your wallpoint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. I've got cable internet and VOIP. If you want to use ADSL just use VOIP and don't connect a phone to your wallpoint. Then they can list the number if they want but calling it will never cause it to ring.

  52. Won't pay to pay for the privilege by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I was going to finally make the switch from AT&T to Verizon.. Why hello there T-Mobile!

  53. Pulse phone by witherstaff · · Score: 1

    For years GTE -> verizon would charge a few bucks extra for the privilege of having touch tone.

    1. Re:Pulse phone by spauldo · · Score: 0

      Dunno about GTE or Verizon, but with Southwestern Bell you could just tell them you didn't need touch tone service.

      You still got it - it's not like they had you on a different switchboard - but you didn't have to pay for it.

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      Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach either, do tech support.
    2. Re:Pulse phone by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      For years GTE -> verizon would charge a few bucks extra for the privilege of having touch tone.

      In Canada, Bell Canada still charges for touch-tone service, or at least did until very recently.

      And no, you can't disable it saying you want to go back to pulse service - they won't honor that request. So you're stuck paying $2.80 a month for it.

  54. Cell phone numbers are NEVER listed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because it costs you for every call someone makes to you (at least there are plenty of us who don't get unlimited everything, that that is the case).

    Therefor, if they list your number and you get spammed with calls, they get to foot the bill - 100% of it, because you never told them they could *start* to list the number.

    It's a scam - time to get the State's Attorney General's involved.

    While we're at it - let's have them look at their outrageous costs for data services as well.

    Push for common carrier status of all cell towers and interconnects - make it all *ONE* big network that anyone can provide service over.

  55. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What you have a landline?

  56. I used Arthur Dent for a few years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Zaphod Beeblebrox for a few more years after that.,

  57. been like that for 15+ years by anyaristow · · Score: 1

    It's been almost a decade since I dropped local landline service, where I was paying $5/mo for an unlisted number, and I paid that for years.

  58. Loss of revenue by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    Verizon is undoubtedly selling lists of names, phone numbers, and other data to third parties. If you opt out, they lose that revenue. Sure, they're looking for ways to make more easy money, but it's not just about the amount of time or effort it takes to get you on the opt-out list. They want to recover their lost revenue, so they make sure you REALLY want your name off their list before they will do it!

  59. If you care, do something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Complain - when there's serious customer backlash against a new proposed fee, companies realize they're putting their brand name in jeopardy and retreat. Banks do this all the time. A charge sticks when there aren't enough complaints.
    2. Try registering for your phone under another name.
            - Try signing up as "M.i.a M.a.o T.e.n" - Vietnamese-ish for "fake name"
            - Try a googling for a name name no one has used before: Mike/William/Janet/ G.a.r.u.b.s.k.y
    3. Cut the cord - Cable companies and wireless companies have come a long way and as a bonus my cell phone doesn't ring off the hook during elections.
    4. Get a VOIP phone. VOIP doesn't suck as bad as it used to.

  60. $5 discount by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should market it as a discount.
    Everyone pays $XX.XX, but if you agree to have your phone number published, we'll give you a $5 discount.

    Now, it doesn't seem so bad, does it?

  61. Total Profiteering Bulshit by RedLeg · · Score: 1
    I am a former Verizon employee, have worked in the call center serving small business accounts within the last 12 months, and have attended to these requests from customers.

    It's a 5 minute edit in a legacy mainframe system.

    • Once.

    A monthly charge is absurd, and I would advise bitching to a manager, and threatening to speak to the public utility commission and/or the FCC. You would be amazed how quickly that gets folks motivated.

    Red

  62. Express your dissatisfaction.. by nanospook · · Score: 1

    Disconnect..

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    Have you fscked your local propeller head today?
  63. Fake Last Name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just do what my friend did, and tell the phone company a fake last name.

  64. just get listing in bogus name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was setting up my phone service, they asked me how I'd like my name to appear in the directory. I told them that my step-son would be the one that used the phone the most so they used his name (I don't have a step-son, just made up a name) in the phone book....

  65. Better than unlisted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With AT&T at least they will charge you for having it unlisted but if it is listed you can list it with any name you want. We have a number of numbers that are listed as "Lily Rose" which is the name of two of the dogs.

    Problem solved.

  66. Pass it on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're going to pass those tens of millions on to their IT peopel, right?

  67. It's plausable by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

    That they are sucking more money out of you any way they can like tethering, text messaging, etc. Why the heck is unlimited text messaging $30 per month in addition to your 4 gig data plan which doesn't cost much more? It's ridiculous. I don't mind paying for stuff they do, but how much data does a text message use for instance. A one time $5 fee would be OK maybe but to keep charging you $5 per month is pure profit. Simple as that and they also insult the intelligence of anyone with half a brain.

  68. Simple Workaround by Junior+Samples · · Score: 1

    The telephone company listing policies are very flexible. There is no requirement to have your address or location in the listing. Only a name is required, but this can be any name that you select. It doesn't have to be your name. In theory, you could have a listing that states:

    Place This Number On Your Do Not Call List . . . . . 607-555-2368

  69. *Could* be insurance by AdrianKemp · · Score: 1

    I'll preface this with: I have little doubt that they're charging $5 because they can, and it goes no further than that.

    However! They might be using this as an insurance policy of sorts, follow with me:

    - Your number is no different than a celebrities to look at/in their database/etc.
    - You pay the same for non-listing as does said celebrity
    - Unlike you, the celebrity could possibly win a lawsuit for a decent chunk of money if the company (through negligence) publishes their number.

    So given that accidents happen, humans are prone to error, etc. etc. It is just possible that you're paying $0.50 a month for the actual service, and $4.50 a month for their eventual legal costs due to a fuckup.

    As I said above though, when phone companies charge thousands of times reasonable rates for SMS and such I hardly expect that it goes any further than "because they can".

  70. That is absolute BULLCRAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is a bogus bulls**t charge. As a phone system administrator I KNOW that you can go into the system and block the numbers visibility one time and never have to do it again. For them to claim that it is necessary every month is CRAP. Do like BOA and protest to the point of DENIAL OF SERVICE to them.

  71. bell always charged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bell telephone always charged for unlisting you.

  72. Re:Solution: Don't connect a phone to your wallpoi by omnichad · · Score: 1

    Or better yet, get dry loop DSL and never have a landline in the first place. Although in some service areas it costs exactly the same for Internet as it does for Internet+Basic Phone or a couple dollars more for just Internet.

  73. It costs that much? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Wow, I didn't know that Verizon, and the rest of the LECs only had people whose memories were going keeping records of this, and so they have to be paid to remind them every month.

    Now, if *I* ran a LEC, I'd just have a database with a boolean....

                    mark

  74. Nothing new... by TemporalBeing · · Score: 1

    ...considering Verizon, AT&T, etc. all charge $5 to unlist any landline phone or to list any cell phone on contract, it's nothing new.

    Yes, by default all landlines are listed, and you have to pay to unlist them. Where as by default cell phones have generally been unlisted by default, and you have to pay to list them.

    Now, how would they know what to list it under for a pre-paid phone? You don't exactly sign a contract, and the buyer may not be the phone owner. So this really doesn't make any sense.

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    Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain't goin' away. - Elvis Presley (source: imdb.com)
  75. Total bullshit by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    It's a cash grab, pure and simple. They offer a service that is valuable to a number of people and monetize it as much as they can. Any attempt to rationalize the fee beyond this is simply obfuscation and outright lies. It costs absolutely nothing to flag a number as unlisted vs. listed.

  76. Little Bobby T, is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once you turn 18, you can change your name. But you might not want to.

  77. In countries with working privacy legislation by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

    The phone company has to ask you if you want to be listed - and it's illegal to charge extra fees for unlisted entries.

    I got around the issue in pre-privacy law days by having my entry listed with a bogus name and an address which was a horse paddock nearby.

    If USA denizens can't get state privacy laws to protect them, they may be able to get bogus listings instead.

  78. It's Verizon... by jonasj · · Score: 1

    Surely it was supposed to be 5 cents a month, but they didn't grasp the difference?

    --
    You know, Microsoft's street address also says a lot about their mentality.
  79. how did you miss the latest assange article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very surprising that you haven't commented yet on the latest article about Julian Assange. The Ecuadorians have granted him asylum, why aren't you in there declaring that to be a great victory for ron paul?

    Come on, it can't be because the world knows that Julian Assange is diametrically opposed to the philosophy of your lord. You woud never let something like the truth get in your way. Or are you using yet another sock puppet to comment in there, instead?

    We love watching enemies of free speech like yourself squirm...

    1. Re:how did you miss the latest assange article? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Ron Paul on Wikileaks.

      My comments on wikileaks and Bradley Manning, who is a modern day hero.

      So you can shut your pie trap and go die in a corner.

    2. Re:how did you miss the latest assange article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you respond by linking to more youtube videos that nobody wants to watch, featuring your savior. you should at least be able to source some actual text.

      and then you link to your own comments, as if it somehow makes your word meaningful. yet you completely ignore the fact that it has been pointed out that julian assange wants pretty well the opposite of what your savior pursues. your savior wants ultimate power, assange wants government for and of the people. your savior wants to oppress opposition, assange wants to bring light to problems.

      So you can shut your pie trap and go die in a corner.

      i did not know your religion was so hateful. i guess it should not be a surprise, the way you respond to people who you don't agree with. most religions at least call themselves peaceful, apparently you prefer to just be known as arrogant, condescending, and insulting.

      how fitting that the secret word for this post is "oppress" - likely the first commandment of your religion as well.

  80. Use it or dont by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every month there is something about Verizon and their increasing fees. I'd say move your account to T-Mobile, Sprint or AT&T or any of the smaller companies.