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Entire Cities In World of Warcraft Dead, Hack Suspected

hypnosec writes "Entire cities in the World of Warcraft have been destroyed with no one spared, not even the NPCs. About 13:00 GMT, forums on WOW started getting the first comments from users regarding players and NPCs dying on the Ragnaros-EU realm in Orgrimmar. Users of the online game started reporting that Draenor had a similar sight to offer. Some of the other realms where this was reported include Tarren Mill, and Twisting Nether." Also at Joystiq, and (with more screenshots) at WCCF Tech, which reports that "it appears the damage is most severe in World of Warcraft European servers."

305 comments

  1. #firstworldproblems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    sounds like a first world problem

    1. Re:#firstworldproblems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS IS NOOO JOKE! lives have been LOST!! NPC Lives!!! they must be AVENGED!!

    2. Re:#firstworldproblems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      More like a second life problem.

    3. Re:#firstworldproblems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      More like a no-life problem...

    4. Re:#firstworldproblems by nosfucious · · Score: 1

      They should of course create the WOWNPCTSA.

      Every time you enter the virtual world you'd have to check in all staves, swords, bows, magical devices and other weapons. Then of course, you'd have to surrent elixers and potions. Magical ingredients would be banned.

      Then they'd come after you should you have a spell tome or alchemists recipe.

      Forget about flying on that magical dragon if you don't have ID. And the queues would be horrendous. Front line staff would of course be orcs.

      You'd get your magical robes patted down at every checkpoint. Femal characters, would of course get the full pat down treatment, despite ALL famale characters having only a few strategically placed leather or metallic armour items (which normally render them AC+100 or invulnerable) that leave nothing to the imagination.

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    5. Re:#firstworldproblems by epSos-de · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a first digital genocide to me. Some disabled people only had this one opportunity to live out the taste of life in the digital world.

    6. Re:#firstworldproblems by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Funny thing, what you describe (along with the original article) are perfectly metaphorical of the present situation. Security theater such as you describe - removing weapons etc., of course, are affecting tools-within-the-game, and so will have zero effect on the problem but will inconvenience everyone to the point where some will quit the game. Meanwhile the true cause is not identified, leaving the whole game susceptible. I'm not a WoW player (never been there) but I would hope that the powers that be in WoW are working hard to figure out how they got hacked. I also hope that the WoW servers can revert to a backup.

      (I know, that's just what you said more amusingly, but I had to put my 2c in)

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  2. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    And nothing of value was lost.

  3. Who would destroy entire worlds? by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 4, Funny

    G A L A C T U S ! ! !

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    1. Re:Who would destroy entire worlds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those were clearly ninja pandas, not kung-fu pandas.

    2. Re:Who would destroy entire worlds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Dude I'm in your cities deleting all your dudes.

    3. Re:Who would destroy entire worlds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Icarium, but he won't remember it in the morning

    4. Re:Who would destroy entire worlds? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      G A L A C T U S ! ! !

      I don't think it was Galactus at all. More likely, it was this guy.

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    5. Re:Who would destroy entire worlds? by slashmydots · · Score: 2

      I was going to say bird flu but that sounds much more plausible.

    6. Re:Who would destroy entire worlds? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      when did NcSoft buy Blizzard?

  4. nooooo! by dittbub · · Score: 5, Funny

    OH THE HORDEMANITY

    1. Re:nooooo! by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      seems par for the course on http://dayzmod.com/

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  5. Oh no! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is horrible! Please tell us this won't affect Colleen Lachowicz's campaign for the Senate!

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    1. Re:Oh no! by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 2

      What's interesting about this is that "everyone" is outraged at Lachowicz participating in a fantasy world keeping it totally separate from politics, while they themselves push policies based on a different fantasy world (religion). It doesn't really matter to them how outrageous the Bible [bibli] or Quran really are, but how dares she use uncouth languange (which is actually part of being in character), in a game?

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  6. Stop playing that shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    That's not a game, that's a job, a very shitty one.

    1. Re:Stop playing that shit by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's not a game, that's a job, a very shitty one.

      Thats the point; its a job. But unlike ones job in the real world, in your fantasy job you can actually feel important!

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    2. Re:Stop playing that shit by humanrev · · Score: 1

      Thats the point; its a job. But unlike ones job in the real world, in your fantasy job you can actually feel important!

      But it does expose some interesting psychological aspects about life - there's no rule or law which states that effort expended into something will, overtime, reap rewards. You can work hard at your job, do good work and yet remain unrecognized with either social approval (i.e. "good work mate!") or a pay increase. Yet games are designed specifically to dole out little packages of dopamine every so often because that's what people expect, but rarely get in real life - the idea that work hard and achieve a goal at something will provide you with rewards. You complete a game goal, you get gold or a weapon or some skill points to improve your character. Such immediate benefits are not often visible in the real world, and so it's no wonder why some people don't mind treating gaming as a second job.

      And that is a real pity - when the virtual world is more desirable than the real world. "Fuck the red pill, I'd rather take the blue and stay in wonderland given what reality is actually like".

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  7. It's the end of the World by Andrio · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...of Warcraft.

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    1. Re:It's the end of the World by dopaz · · Score: 5, Funny

      And I feel fine.

    2. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      and I feel fine.

    3. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was anyone spared? Were there any piles of clothes laying around?

    4. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, your momma's clothes were laying around.

    5. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Too bad they couldn't wait to do this until December 21.

      CAPTCHA: Sedition

    6. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's time I had some time alone

    7. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sword of a Thousand Truths could solve this.

    8. Re:It's the end of the World by gmhowell · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes, your momma's clothes were laying around.

      I guess that's where the tents for the Darkmoon Faire came from.

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    9. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      ...of Warcraft.

      You forgot the obligatory link:
      http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft

    10. Re:It's the end of the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      watch the link, recognize that Matt and Trey *can see the future* and mod parent up!

  8. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    News for Nerds. Nothing that matters.

  9. What's happening to the World?! of Warcraft!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    We must find the chosen one and deliver to him the Sword of a Thousand Truths.

    1. Re:What's happening to the World?! of Warcraft!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an imaginary world. That means that Butters should be able to fix this in a second, just like he did for Imaginationland!

    2. Re:What's happening to the World?! of Warcraft!? by elvesrus · · Score: 1

      it's a shame he's too busy playing Hello kitty Island Adventure, or that cheap knock off http://www.hellokittyonline.com/

    3. Re:What's happening to the World?! of Warcraft!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given the replies to this comment, I guess slash-dotter's don't watch South Park...

  10. wrong pill...? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1, Funny

    did someone take the wrong pill...?

    1. Re:wrong pill...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's panda AIDS.

    2. Re:wrong pill...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a pill? I thought it was a suppository.

    3. Re:wrong pill...? by Quasimodem · · Score: 2

      So, you're the only warrior who still sees the cities, but have a shitty outlook on them.

    4. Re:wrong pill...? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You must be from the year 3000.

  11. Don't worry, we've dealt with him before! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's just hope the Chosen Four will again rise, wielding the Sword of a Thousand Truths, to save the World of Warcraft!

    1. Re:Don't worry, we've dealt with him before! by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's a video of the lifeless one:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=B_vCFKuXrQo#!

      I canceled my sub to wow a year and a half ago, good riddance too. Though I always did enjoy trolling people in that game by ganking them before blizzard made doing so nearly impossible in cities in early cata, so its fun to see somebody continuing that spirit.

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  12. Here's hoping... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

    ...that they have a good backup system in place. I'd hate to face the wrath of *one* user who lost his character.

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    1. Re:Here's hoping... by jeffasselin · · Score: 5, Informative

      They're killing characters and npcs, not deleting them. Death is only a short-lived inconvenience in wow.

      Killing npcs is more annoying actually since some can take a while to respawn.

      The issue appears to be a combination of a teleport/wall-hack and the ability to kill any creature, npc or character with a single hit which obviously trivializes the whole game and enables griefing on this kind of epic scale. The hack was apparently found a couple weeks ago but only fixed today with a server restart.

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    2. Re:Here's hoping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, teleport and wall hack has nothing to do with with it. While teleport and wall hacks are included with these 'gm tools' they have access to, the real culprits are developer items in the game that actually have the ability to kill everyone in a zone with one click.

    3. Re:Here's hoping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha, "short lived". I see what you did there.

    4. Re:Here's hoping... by lxs · · Score: 1

      Don't worry. You can easily outrun him.

    5. Re:Here's hoping... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think that Martin Fury, or something comparable, dropped on several servers? I don't know about that. A more likely explaination is that they somehow got access to the .kill command. Probably by a dev making it available for testing and forgetting to turn it off.

  13. oblig by ryen · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I felt a great disturbance in the 'Craft, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were forced to come out of their parent's basement. I fear something productive has happend"

    1. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guild wars 2 happened! Must be a sale on steam?

    2. Re:oblig by EdIII · · Score: 5, Funny

      If by productive you mean that Internet porn usage went up thousands upon thousands of percentage points in use... yes.

    3. Re:oblig by clyde_cadiddlehopper · · Score: 1

      I want my sig back.

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    4. Re:oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If by productive you mean that Internet porn usage went up thousands upon thousands of percentage points in use... yes.

      Hell, we have to stimulate the economy somehow.

    5. Re:oblig by Grayhand · · Score: 1

      If by productive you mean that Internet porn usage went up thousands upon thousands of percentage points in use... yes.

      I almost commented on millions of WoW users getting a chance for their carpotunnel to heal but I guess not.

  14. Oh, dear! by pbjones · · Score: 1

    neeet! Not a fan of hackers, but if WoW had a way of doing this then sooner of later it would happen.

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    1. Re:Oh, dear! by causality · · Score: 2

      neeet! Not a fan of hackers, but if WoW had a way of doing this then sooner of later it would happen.

      I'm not a fan of much of anything, but I can't help feeling a certain amusement at such events. I imagine it really pisses in the cornflakes of the Type-A control freaks who tend to run large organizations. I think they need to be reminded once in a while that not everything can be commanded and made to comply.

      What would be truly useful is a way to remind them of this without the need for unauthorized access or any other kind of criminal activity. Sadly, corporations are internally arranged as dictatorships or tyrannies, so this is not likely. What would really interest me is a corporation structured more like a democracy or a republic, where rank-and-file workers share at least some portion of the decision-making. I wonder if such a company would be competitive in the marketplace.

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    2. Re:Oh, dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is impressive and must have been a big lol to pull off. Makes you think of SAO even though it's not the same except for breaking "the rules" in a massive manner; instead of people dying in rl when they die online someone has performed digital massacres (including NPCs!).

      If Blizzard can work this into the history and treat it like an event they're (even more) gold.

      Perhaps the time to introduce something like playable bones files/characters based on this? Give all the dead "survivors" special meta-classes and tasks? They should be burning the midnight oil at blizzard for sure, it's a huge opportunity.

      (And I've never even played WoW...)

    3. Re:Oh, dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What would really interest me is a corporation structured more like a democracy or a republic, where rank-and-file workers share at least some portion of the decision-making. I wonder if such a company would be competitive in the marketplace.

      That's very close to the definition of what a corporation is, and for those successful (ie. very competitive) corporations that have employee stockholders that's exactly what they are.

    4. Re:Oh, dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a game. I don't care how emotionally invested in it your are, this is the digital equivalent of knocking the Monopoly pieces off the board. Stop QQ'ing and go do something else until they fix it. Better yet, get yourself a life. For the record, I'm a gamer too, but I don't advocate murdering people over it.

    5. Re:Oh, dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That company you're wondering about is called Valve, where there is no hierarchy and people can start projects and join projects as and when they please.

    6. Re:Oh, dear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He meant carjackers

    7. Re:Oh, dear! by Brad1138 · · Score: 1

      I don't play WOW. I was speaking of hackers in general.

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  15. virtual genocide by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:virtual genocide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Actually it was Panda-demic!

    2. Re:virtual genocide by circletimessquare · · Score: 0

      Actually it was Panda-rific!

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    3. Re:virtual genocide by ais523 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps not, due to the existence of "respawning" in such games (basically, automatically resurrecting a short time after death, typically at a penalty that's significant but not crippling). The virtual pandemic can sustain itself effectively infinitely, as people respawning can catch the corruption again. On the other hand, if everyone is killed instantly as a one-off event, they'll all respawn again some time later; inconvenient but hardly game-ruining. (The problem is more if people do it over and over again.)

      Interestingly, one possible cure for a widespread pandemic in an MMO would be the simultaneous death (and subsequent respawn) of everyone involved.

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  16. Re:What does it all mean? by Atzanteol · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're on /. and don't know what NPC is, or how to find out, you're probably not the target audience here.

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  17. Hotfixed by _bug_ · · Score: 5, Informative

    Blizzard reports the exploit being used has been hotfixed.

    1. Re:Hotfixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The "exploit" in question being an unauthorized GM client.

    2. Re:Hotfixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "exploit" in question being an unauthorized GM client.

      lol if you think this is how it was done then you clearly have no clue. this was a hacked client and not your lolgm client.

    3. Re:Hotfixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's really important to have clues about stuff like this. Then you can live in a world where you say "lol" in every sentence and can still be the leader of a 40 person raid.

    4. Re:Hotfixed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! You are retarded.
      hacked client ?!?! what the fuck do you think an unauthorized GM client is....duhhh a hacked client.
      fucking retards these days.

    5. Re:Hotfixed by Bremic · · Score: 1

      This exploit being implemented in 5.2 as a new DK ability.

  18. On first viewing by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 0

    I immediately thought of a funny comment, view the thread, and... no point really. So I do something even worse, comment about comments! - HEX

  19. Re:WoW news? by cvtan · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's not like they were alive to begin with,

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  20. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you're on /. and don't know what NPC is, or how to find out, you're probably not the target audience here.

    If you're on /. and don't like answering peoples' questions, even when it would have taken you less time to type than the snide remark you chose, you're probably the target audience here.

  21. hmmm by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

    Did anyone notice if a large bearded guy skipped thru the city? And will anyone band together and go into the forest to kill 1 hp creatures until they can level up to defeat the city slayer?

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  22. thought of something after the immediate thought.. by Jonah+Hex · · Score: 1
    Thanks to Raph Koster

    Never trust the client.
    Never put anything on the client. The client is in the hands of the enemy. Never ever ever forget this.

    Seriously, how does Blizzard, with Warden watching the client PC, forget that the client and ANYTHING coming in from the outside internet is coming from a possible enemy. - HEX

  23. Leeeroy Jeennkins!! by mcneely.mike · · Score: 5, Funny

    Goddamn you, Leroy!!!!! XD

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    1. Re:Leeeroy Jeennkins!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At least I got chicken.

  24. Re:What does it all mean? by Teancum · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was a troll reply to a troll question... thus very much deserved.

    Besides, I agree 100% that if you neither know what an NPC is nor how to look it up on Google or Wikipedia, the story is largely irrelevant to you. Then again I would even wonder why "news for nerds" is even interesting for somebody like that?

  25. More dakka! by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apparently someone discovered a way to do an instant "kill everything" attack and published it. Enough players then used it to kill everything in entire cities. Management has announced that they are doing "rolling restarts" on each realm today. It's not clear if characters will be re-animated, or what.

    Properly, once they fix the bug that allowed a "kill everything" attack, they should resolve the matter in-game. Send in disaster recovery crews with healers, security, carts to haul away the dead...

    1. Re:More dakka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes they should, but that would be awesome so it won't happen.

    2. Re:More dakka! by muphin · · Score: 4, Funny

      and then install millimeter wave scanners at every port so all users will be scanned upon entry :p

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    3. Re:More dakka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a video game. Dying is part of it. Click your mouse and respawn.

    4. Re:More dakka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not dead yet. I feel happy!!

    5. Re:More dakka! by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      Send in disaster recovery crews with healers, security, carts to haul away the dead...

      That sound expensive. Maybe they could get money from FEMA. At least for servers in the United States.

      Does the EU have any sort of FEMA equivalent?

    6. Re:More dakka! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bring out yer dead! But I'm not dead yet!

  26. Re:What does it all mean? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

    Non-player character. Basically the program-driven characters in the game. Usually vendors and quest givers. Back in the old days before all of the battlefields, we'd state impromptu raids on enemy cities and kill NPCs just for the fun of it. Of course, I was so low level I was just a spectator.

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  27. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yours was even more helpful to the OP. We're all such a loving bunch of helpful people here at /.

    NPC means it's a character which doesn't take up any room in the basement, and is more productive.

  28. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non-player Character. In modern terms, a "bot".

    If a character is "dead", it lost all its hit points. Since this is an online game with massive amounts of mutlitudes of players participating simultaneously, if many tens or even hundreds of thousands of characters lose all their hit points at once, well... that's the equivalent of a small city. Yes?

  29. Server reboot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was an unexpected server reboot this morning when I was in the game. Hadn't seen any unusual deaths, but perhaps Blizzard was applying an emergency patch.

  30. Re:What does it all mean? by causality · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're on /. and don't know what NPC is, or how to find out, you're probably not the target audience here.

    If you're on /. and don't like answering peoples' questions, even when it would have taken you less time to type than the snide remark you chose, you're probably the target audience here.

    A little definition is in order. A stupid question is one you could easily answer yourself in less time than it would take to request hand-holding you don't really need. A stupid question is rude because it is effectively a claim that someone else's time is worth far less than your own, and therefore they should serve you (as if you are some kind of king) and do your own minor legwork for you. That is absurd. I notice you did not submit to it yourself -- you did not answer the question either -- so whether you like it or not, your actions are in agreement with me.

    Stupid questions from literate adults who obviously have Internet (thus Google) access ... they deserve the snide remarks they receive. When you consider he could have Googled "NPC" in less time than it took to ask a stupid question, the remark was actually rather polite.

    Sorry if you are too soft to recognize the good that comes from not lowering the standards to suit the intellectually lazy. Intellectual laziness and the choice to knowingly embrace helplessness are character flaws. They are not supposed to be validated. They don't deserve it.

    Now then, go ahead and launch your personal attacks and invective. That's what those of your emotionally-goverened, offense-driven mentality usually do when the following two conditions have been met: a) they cannot formulate an effective counter-point, and b) they are too haughty to admit when a good point has been made.

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  31. View the carnage [Video] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guildie found this and posted it on the guild forums:

    http://youtu.be/B_vCFKuXrQo

  32. Leeroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jenkins

  33. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An NPC is a Non-Plussed Character. How the cities are dead is that they have become the very embodiment of destruction, eliminating the life force of any who were present. If a city is 'dead' it means about the same as when a party is 'dead' -- There's no one worth mentioning is in attendance. They people didn't lose their game characters, just their "alive" status -- They can now play a sub-game designed to teach the meaning of life-after-death and why one would rather be reincarnated. Yes, the story is aimed at gamers, that's why it says games.slashdot.org in your address bar.

    Note: If you didn't already know what the story meant... WoW, just WoW. Why would you even care?

  34. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?

    NPCs - Non-player characters

    GMT - Greenwich Mean Time

    WOW - World of Warcraft

    EU - European Union

    WCCF - The name of some tech site with an article about it

    Except the last, which is linked, those are all extremely common acronyms... The various names are arbitrary, but even as someone who doesn't play WOW I found it trivial to recognize that they were proper place names from context (or server names, realms, etc.). As for not knowing anything about WOW (9 million subscribers, 12M at peak), that's like not knowing a single Broadway Theatre show (12M tickets), or a single book on the New York Times Bestseller's list (excluding huge sellers like Harry Potter or 50 Shades of Grey).

  35. Re:WoW news? by Seumas · · Score: 1

    Yes, because now all those girlfriends and elderly mothers that make up the majority of the WoW player-base some eight years later are going to need something to occupy themselves and will likely be coming for all of us to entertain them and spend "quality time" with them. :)

  36. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had to look up what a NPC was. I'm on Slashdot but I don't game, at all. Believe it or not, this is a diverse group of people.

  37. Re:Who cares? by orodos · · Score: 0

    Dark Age of Camelot.... FOREVAH!

  38. My My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds like somebody is butt hurt

    1. Re:My My by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      No, him and many of us just want someone to stop saying look it up and just say what it is.
      That is all, continue.

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    2. Re:My My by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, him and many of us just want someone to stop saying look it up and just say what it is.
      That is all, continue.

      First, you could try reading the article.
      Second, in the time it took you to post your drivel, you could have typed "what is orgrimmer" into google or bing. The answer is, those are names of Zones in the game World of Warcraft. But most children would have figured that much out from the context of the article.

    3. Re:My My by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      ... would have figured that much out from the context of the article

      Someone on /. read TFA? You must be joking.

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  39. Halting State by Narrowband · · Score: 2

    Sounds like a Charles Stross novel. Did someone rob a bank in the game, too?

  40. Re:What does it all mean? by madprof · · Score: 2

    That is awesome - a Non-Plussed Character. This would be like someone who wanders through the world, not giving a fig for anything that is going on, mooching about, generally being relaxed and at ease with all they see. What a great idea.

  41. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A stupid question is rude because it is effectively a claim that someone else's time is worth far less than your own, and therefore they should serve you

    I think you're looking far too much into this.

    so whether you like it or not, your actions are in agreement with me.

    No, you can't tell other people what they believe. That said, he did not reply to the original poster's comment with an insult; he replied to the insult. The comment he replied to asked no such questions, so that doesn't even apply there.

  42. Must Be A Real Badass by Scarletdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    After speculating that the person responsible must be a real badass, police have released this composite sketch of what they think the culprit looks like...

    A Real Badass

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    1. Re:Must Be A Real Badass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After speculating that the person responsible must be a real badass, police have released this composite sketch of what they think the culprit looks like...

      A Real Badass

      Hey, that's Jay Wilson!!

      It was a conspiracy after all...

  43. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    People are dying. Have you no shame?

  44. who gives a shit by Osgeld · · Score: 0

    players affected will run around like morons for the next few hours while blizzard does a restore

  45. Re:What does it all mean? by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

    Google Dic via context menu tells me it means " Nonproliferation Center." Curiously enough writing about this may make some posters MAD.

  46. Didn't the Matrix have, like seven restarts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Is there a Keanu Reeves character in this WoW thing? Will he see a glitch in the matrix if the city is reborn, complete with fake history? Maybe one of us should enter the new cities, tell them their world is not real, and offer them some colored pills?

  47. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    A four digit Slashdot poster is probably quite the catch.

  48. Re:What does it all mean? by LMahesa · · Score: 4, Informative

    In Role Playing Game (RPG) parlance, an NPC is a Non-Player Character. Anything beyond the scenery and objects that is not directly controlled by a player, in other words. A 'city' is just that - an in-game hub of sorts, which, I think, is usually represented by a dedicated server in online games. Or the other way round. *shrug*.

    Whether or not there's any actual role-playing going on in these online games is a different matter.

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  49. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is an NPC? How are 'cities dead'? Should everybody know what esoteric abbreviations and meanings are? If a city is dead, does it mean people lost their game characters or something (I really don't know anything about this game). Maybe a better summary is in order or is this story aimed at the gamers in that game only?

    Apparently you haven't heard of Google either.

  50. Re:Who cares? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 0

    I agree. Stuff that's popular sucks, except when thinking stuff that's popular sucks becomes so popular that it sucks to think that, in which case thinking that stuff that's popular sucks sucks until that becomes popular, when...

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  51. Re:What does it all mean? by mopower70 · · Score: 1

    +1. I LOL'd. Would LOL again.

  52. It' must have been... by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    Agent Smith. He pulls this kind of shit every so often. Just wait until he finds a way to bring The Lawgiver to the "real" world.

  53. Bring your dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grbSQ6O6kbs :)

  54. Re:WoW news? by BluBrick · · Score: 5, Funny

    You'd better believe it!

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  55. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT YHL HAND

  56. They went nuclear? by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    See what happens when you let technology go wild? Never should have let iron working into the game. Should have banned everything except magic and sorcery.

  57. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YHBT YHL HAND. I eat bacon.

  58. rohtaga by mijkal · · Score: 2

    Maybe someone tried this exploit: 'At Klaus's suggestion, (Hailey) kills Steve's amazing character by saying his name, Agathor, backwards.'

  59. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NPC means non-player character.

    I didn't know what it means either and had to look it up. I thought I'd let you know rather than spend time tearing you down like the other posters. We can't know it all, and just because we used computers doesn't mean that we all know this stuff.

  60. Nude Bomb? by GumphMaster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Am I the only one thinking that a nude bomb would have been a better hack?

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  61. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LFM NPC at AH last ones got pwned

  62. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Counterpoint: I find it incredible that you are able to live in a society. People ask questions about everything and anything all of the time and most people don't have a problem with it. Maybe it's because they don't have Google readily available, maybe they are making conversation or maybe they just don't expect you to be a complete dick about something that would take a few seconds to answer and, on a forum, could potentially be beneficial to multiple people.

    BTW, nice try with the preemptive, catch-all deflection. The problem is people like you.

  63. Re:What does it all mean? by nedlohs · · Score: 1

    WTF does knowing what the term NPC means or how to look it up have to do with losing a little man in a video game?

  64. Re:WoW news? by hpa · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, I resemble that remark.

  65. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Virtual people are dying. Have you virtually no shame?

  66. The real reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Someone obviously detonated the Cataclyst :)

  67. Re:What does it all mean? by Grave · · Score: 2

    Yes, and the first link result from a google search for "What is an NPC?" goes to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-player_character

    When I get asked inane questions like that at work, it is very hard not to provide a lmgtfy.com link where the exact same question is entered and answered. I do actually find it abhorrent and pathetic when people take the time to post questions like that when they are so easily answered by a quick search. More complex or open-ended questions are one thing, but asking for simple definitions is pretty lame.

  68. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means that hordes of WoW players will emerge from their caves into direct sunlight. Some not having seen it for years. They will lay waste to the surface of the planet, nearly wiping out mankind as we know it. Humanity will be saved when administrators restore their systems, attracting these zombie-like creatures back underground where they will remain for eternity.

  69. Re:What does it all mean? by EdIII · · Score: 0, Troll

    but teabagger is already taken.

    Dude.. what the fuck?

    Teabagging is a beautiful thing that should not be associated with such negativity. Do you know how much trust it takes to lower your balls into another person's mouth? It's a wonderfully giving act.

    STFU.

  70. And hilarity ensues.... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 2

    Send in disaster recovery crews with healers, security, carts to haul away the dead..

    Somewhere in a Realm of WoW:

    The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
    [a man puts a body on the cart]
    Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
    The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
    The Dead Collector: What?
    Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
    The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
    The Dead Collector: He isn't.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
    Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
    The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
    The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
    The Dead Collector: I can't.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
    The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
    The Dead Collector: Thursday.
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
    Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
    The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
    [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
    Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
    The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
    Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

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  71. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've read arguments like yours for decades. I'll summarize what you are doing :

    - Some person is an asshole.

    - Being an asshole, they need to have their ego stroked as they believe they are God's gift to mankind and everyone should know about this.

    - This asshole has no family or friends or coworkers that can stand him, so he needs to find a way to stroke his own ego.

    - Said asshole lurks in a online forum until somebody asks a "stupid question". All humans ask stupid questions, some stupider than others. This provides him an opportunity to join the discussion and argue.

    - The asshole launches a lengthy rant about the impropriety of stupid questions, maybe even having the audacity to reinterpret the stupid question as a personal insult against himself.

    - The asshole can now feel smug and intellectually superior as people respond to his iron-clad argument and fail to make a compelling case against it. This is where the masturbatory ego-stroking takes place.

    Looking at your previous posts I can see you regularly do this, and chime in on discussions just to be a dick and add nothing of value to the conversation. It's entirely possible you have no interest in science or technology or "News for Nerds" at all; the actual topics at this site are largely irrelevant to you.

    Of course you wouldn't post as AC to do this kind of trolling, because your history of posts are akin to viewing an extensive porn collection, and it allows you to stroke your ego over and over. It's important that you have rich history of shitting on other people, because these little "victories" as a whole give your life meaning.

  72. Southpark episode come true? by erroneus · · Score: 0

    This sort of reminds me of the Southpark episodes about WoW. Hilarious.

  73. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No the problem is that Capt. Dick up there was modded Insightful for claiming that it was a waste of time for him to answer a dumb question but seemed fine with writing a dissertation length poorly constructed reply filled with poorly reasoned arguments. The online world is full of stupidity, thought so get used to it.

  74. Hanlon's razor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

  75. Re:What does it all mean? by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

    Oh no, I wasn't addressing the beautiful act of scrotal sharing, but the teabagging liberals who want to change the world to match their "conservative" views.

  76. Re:What does it all mean? by EdIII · · Score: 0

    Ohhhh. Well I can understand that. Unfortunate misunderstanding.

    Carry on.

  77. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep. We were around pre-dot-bomb, building our bank roll when things were easy and now we get to sit back and smugly watch all you kids slit each other's throats for gigs we used to take for granted. :)

  78. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 0

    I believe that yours answer is the only one that is actually informative, while not condescending. Good, there are some people on this site who are not assholes after all.

    For the record, whoever is replying as an AC with 'you have been trolled' remarks has nothing to do with me, I do not play almost any computer games except some simple stuff, like chess.

    I didn't care to find out what NPC was by searching, because AFAIC the story summary should be more useful than what it was here.

    Thanks.

    (oh, and interestingly enough, I don't believe that it's possible to take a karma from 'positive' to 'terrible' with just -2 moderation, so somebody with editor controls is having fun I take it? Thus my second account).

  79. Dear roman_mir by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was your account hacked? This doesn't seem like something you would write, as it did not in any way praise ron paul or demonize barack obama.

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    1. Re:Dear roman_mir by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was expecting him to somehow pin the blame on government interference.

  80. Re:What does it all mean? by LMariachi · · Score: 3, Informative

    Unfortunately that’s not what “nonplussed” means, even though it really seems like it should. It means “perplexed, confused, befuddled.”

  81. Re:What does it all mean? by coxymla · · Score: 1

    An NPC is definitely not a bot. Bots are PCs being controlled by macros and/or programs.

    The most common bot you see is one that queues for PVP battleground, but then just targets another friendly player and follows them around to soak up participation/victory points.

    More sophisticated ones fly around the world gathering resources by actually being programmed with the location of resource node spawns and enough logic to be able to determine if they're present, click on them if so, then move to the next.

  82. Dear Diary, by Tastecicles · · Score: 5, Funny

    I went outside today. Yes, the real, actual outside.

    The graphics were amazing.

    Storyline sucked, though.

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    1. Re:Dear Diary, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty amazing how real world have no antialiasing filters ;-P

    2. Re:Dear Diary, by antdude · · Score: 1

      WoW didn't have good storylines too. :P

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    3. Re:Dear Diary, by FoolishOwl · · Score: 2

      Bankers are overpowered.

    4. Re:Dear Diary, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Downmod this fucking anti-American faggot.

  83. Blame the Kirin Tor? by Bremic · · Score: 2

    I am not sure why this was /. newsworthy, but I'll play along.

    After the events of Theramore and Jaina becoming their leader, I would have fully expected something like this to happen, with Jaina at the forefront of the battle.

    She and about a hundred of the Kirin Tor teleport to a city.
    They lay waste to everything in sight.
    They teleport home and claim ignorance of the events.

    People were saying they wanted a pre-expansion event like the undead plague. This makes up for it; just as annoying.

  84. Probably nuked from orbit. by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    You know, to be sure.

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  85. Re:WoW news? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you have fun with that. I don't do fat chicks.

    But GMILF is still OK, right?

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  86. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because it is a waste of time for him to answer it. It is also detrimental to the website and the forum as a whole to encourage such questions because it dilutes any interesting post people may make.

    Compare to any other website where people hold your hand asking stupid questions, you have to wade through copious amounts of stupid questions that far outnumber any post with value. That's what sets /. apart, but it seems that has been going down hill in recent times.

    Yes the online world is full of stupidity, does that mean you should ignore it and let it take over your website and devalue it to the ground (and then let them move onto the next cool website with a intelligent community because their site has post of value and then run that one into the ground in a never ending cycle?).

    Sure it would have been faster for him to answer 1 stupid question, but then another will pop up, then another. His lengthy post was an attempt to stop future stupid questions not only from the poster he replied to, but everyone else who reads it who is unaware. If that's being a dick then at least it is hard love in an attempt to make the original poster more willing to learn stuff for himself via research instead of getting people to hold his hand to google 'lfg'. But honestly he is completely right in saying that it implies the original poster doesn't value other people's time and expects them to answer the question for him when he could have simply googled it himself and found the answer faster himself without even waiting for someone to reply.

  87. Re:What does it all mean? by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

    If you really don't know anything about the game in question, why do you care? If you want to know, here

  88. Re:What does it all mean? by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

    If you knew English you would be able to tell by the context that "Orgrimmar" and "Draenor" are names of places in a fictional online world. Please go back to school.

  89. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, if they wanted to be interesting about it, maybe they're doing an unannounced world event. You know, something coming up for Halloween. Maybe all the NPCs will come back as undead, disrupting the world economy temporarily, and this was entirely intended as something to breathe life into the game again. Suddenly all the players in the area need to work together if they want to reverse whatever happened and NO FUCK IT LET'S JUST ADD PANDAS INSTEAD THAT'S INTERESTING ENOUGH

  90. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have nothing nice to say, seriously consider just saying nothing at all.

  91. Re:What does it all mean? by TranquilVoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, as insightful as you appear to be, I have perused your posting history, Mr Anonymous Coward, and you have far more serious problems.

  92. Re:What does it all mean? by BradleyUffner · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Compare to any other website where people hold your hand asking stupid questions, you have to wade through copious amounts of stupid questions that far outnumber any post with value.

    I've been on boards where the community happily answers stupid questions, and on other boards where they yell about "USE THE SEARCH NOOB!"
    I have seen no difference in the number of stupid questions at all. The only difference I have seen is that on the former there tends to be more useful information. Those boards are also much nicer places to "hang out".

  93. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 1

    My second account, since the first one you are replying to cannot be used for a while.
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    1. I don't play computer games except for chess maybe, an occasional game of Tetris.

    2. This story is as much about some game as it is about a few other things, maybe you don't understand the concept of different perspectives, but not everybody has a one track mind.

    This story is about a hack. This story is about some people losing something, maybe it's valuable, it's possible there is even monetary value attached to it, after all, people spend time, which a form of investment to build their 'cities' or whatever in that game.

    Given the fact that there are many ways to look at it, and I didn't mention all of them, a better summary is in order.

    As to various comments implying that I should google for it, no, I shouldn't. This info can be in a summary and I can expect to be able to understand what's in the summary without having to resort to search engines. If I cannot, then I can leave a comment saying that it's unreadable by people without specific knowledge on some terms.

    Finally, you wouldn't know a 'target audience', if it was staring you in the face.

  94. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 1

    I replied to a comment similar to yours, here, let me link to that reply for you.

  95. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 1

    OP here from my second account, here is the reply to your useless comment.

  96. crouching tiger ridden dragon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    me thinks china is sent a message....

  97. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    some people laugh at the characters in Big Bang Theory, others find them to be dreary reminders of too many people they know, and completely non-funny.

  98. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find that Let Me Google That For You is a good website for responding to this sort of stupid question. It simultaneously provides them with the answer, shows them how easy it would be to look it up themselves, and shames and insults them for being unable or unwilling to do so. For example.

  99. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Great. So now that we know what NPC is, you had to bring up this "LOL" mention without even a smidgen of a hint as to what THAT might be.

  100. Re:What does it all mean? by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

    The Google Dictionary Chrome extension and a right click is usually the level of commitment I put into these matters, unless it's something I'm really engaged in. I just thought it odd that it would return something in connection with nuclear weapons for me while I'm parsing some nerdy flamewar.

    I remember NPCs from DandD; nice to see the term still kicking around. Yes, I'm that uninformed about online gaming.

  101. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of course there are other factors, such as how big the site is.

    Take this very wow story for example, scroll down all the post and rate what percentage of them are worth reading. Then go to reddit for example and find the same story (and the same story has been posted there multiple times mind you). Look at both the quantity and quality of the post there and compare.

    Over there if you didn't post within the first hour or so of the post being published (and as opposed to being classified as hot) your comments will be instantly drowned out by the circle jerk of the same mundane comments over and over. Anyone with something interesting to add will most likely not be even seen simply because they weren't there to reply within and hour of the post being published. Sure their voting system of up/down-votes is intended to be 'for post that add discussion' (and thus redundant/duplicate post should be filtered out), but they don't enforce that. It ends up being 'oh i up-voted you because i agree with your opinion, I down-voted the other guy because I didn't like his controversial opinion.)

    You can argue that the voting system on /. would do the same thing and you would be right. But who would want to wade through a huge amount of 0 score post to single out informative ones to boost up it's score, in addition to the fact that those voting points are a limited commodity in the first place.

    The main reason /. is good is because it does a good job of filtering out low value comments. That includes encouraging the community not to make them (specifically low value comments). That way there is less reading needed to get all the good info relating to an article and thus you can read more articles in the limited time you have.

    Final point is this is how the /. forums operates (other's are free to correct me if I'm wrong, I wont pretend to speak for the community as I only frequent the site every now and then.) The simplest fact is if you don't like it, then /.is not your target audience, and you are free to go to a different website to ask your mundane questions in whatever environment you choose. But there is a reason to like /. more than other sites. It's because it provides great information in the post that isn't as diluted, so it makes little sense to come because of that reason, then proceed to spoil what makes it good. But as I was saying, thats been going down hill from what little I've seen as of late.

  102. Re:What does it all mean? by Nerdfest · · Score: 2

    It's now what he asked, it's how he asked it. It relates to an article here a few weeks ago about how rude people are online. We see it here all the time; one of my favourites is when someone disagrees with a statement and they say "Wrong. blah blah blah". Maybe it's because I'm Canadian, but to me that's a very rude way to respond, even when someone has their facts wrong. Again, it's not what you're saying, but how you're saying it that gets people's back up.

  103. Skynet woke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in WoW and expediently started to crush some orc and troll skulls.

  104. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What isn't valuable to you might be to someone else and vice versa and really what would be the point of a public forum if you start censoring people. You want a searchable repository of knowledge? Go start a wiki.

  105. Re:What does it all mean? by Decameron81 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Stupid questions from literate adults who obviously have Internet (thus Google) access ... they deserve the snide remarks they receive. When you consider he could have Googled "NPC" in less time than it took to ask a stupid question, the remark was actually rather polite.

    Interaction with other humans is greatly underrated by intolerant nerds who think we should replace it with Google searches. There's absolutely no reason why you should first look for things in Google instead of asking them in a forum, other than your personal opinion that it's the right thing to do.

    Ignoring the question, or replying to it would've been far more tolerant ways to react to the post.

    Now then, go ahead and launch your personal attacks and invective. That's what those of your emotionally-goverened, offense-driven mentality usually do when the following two conditions have been met: a) they cannot formulate an effective counter-point, and b) they are too haughty to admit when a good point has been made.

    You sound like a robot, man. Chill out.

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  106. Re:WoW news? by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 2

    like those in Undercity?

  107. Re:What does it all mean? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

    Well, next time there is an article about "computers" we'll be sure to explain what those are in the summary for you then.

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  108. Blizzard's Answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  109. Nuked From Orbit by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

    It was the only way to be sure,

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  110. Re:What does it all mean? by Daetrin · · Score: 2

    So it's almost exactly like "bemused", both in the definition and in the tendency of people to think it means something other than what it does.

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  111. Re:What does it all mean? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    You could extrapolate that from context. But not knowing what an "NPC" is on a site subtitled "News for nerds" (exactly the type of person who would play an RPG) is kind of inexcusable.

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  112. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who cares its just horde citys...

  113. Re:thought of something after the immediate though by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    Need I draw your attention to the Diablo III hacks, widely understood to be the result of information leakage from the clients in an open game and the server's failure to verify that the session ID provided by a client was actually issued to that client in the first place?

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  114. Re:What does it all mean? by TapeCutter · · Score: 0

    Been on slashdot for well over a decade and have played RPG's for longer than that (including WoW before it was an intenet only game), I have no idea what NPC stands for.

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  115. Re:What does it all mean? by AdamHaun · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I just thought it odd that it would return something in connection with nuclear weapons for me while I'm parsing some nerdy flamewar.

    It's probably the only other subject where phrases like "entire cities dead" feature prominently.

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  116. Re:What does it all mean? by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    what the fuck does WTF mean?

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  117. Re:What does it all mean? by styrotech · · Score: 1

    For the record, whoever is replying as an AC with 'you have been trolled' remarks has nothing to do with me,

    What the fuck is an AC? Air conditioning? Fucking acronyms! Don't tell me to google it you assholes! wah wah

  118. Re:What does it all mean? by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 2

    Non-Player Character. How anyone can play RPGs and not know that I'm not sure.

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  119. Regional language differences maybe? by dbIII · · Score: 1

    With that said, I'm going to put a pair of thongs on my feet to go down the road and munch on a couple of pasties.
    What, strippers wear their thongs where? Ah, you call the things on the feet flip-flops or something. And why do they have baked goods on their nipples? Oh to hide them - but wait, why are you losers paying money to see strippers that show off less than you can see down at the local beach?

  120. It's the pax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look, how many times do we have to say it, do not use the generic knockoff of G-23 Paxilon Hydrochlorate.

  121. Dwarf jokes... by Sussurros · · Score: 1

    I'll have you know that dwarf jokes are NPC!

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  122. yeah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but in REALITY, that's probably what Galactus would look like without any real power!!

    nye-nye-ne-ne-nye

  123. Somewhere by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    Somewhere a fat guy slowly takes a Dorito out of the bag and deliberately crunches it, while continuing to click on his keyboard with his other hand.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  124. Re:What does it all mean? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

    If you're on /. and don't know what NPC is, or how to find out, you're probably not the target audience here.

    Stupid questions from literate adults who obviously have Internet (thus Google) access ... they deserve the snide remarks they receive.

    There is never any excuse for snide remarks, that is just lack of maturity. And since Google has all the answers to everything, then by your logic all questions are stupid since they can all be answered on Google. Therefore all questions deserve snide responses. There is another point to asking oversimple quesiton which you have clearly missed. And that is to send a message to the editors. ie I didn't know what NPC meant either. I Googled it and found out, however I still would've posted the question (if it hadn't been already) as rhetoric to the editors that sometimes you need to not assume that everyone knows everything.

  125. Re:WoW news? by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yep. We were around pre-dot-bomb, building our bank roll when things were easy and now we get to sit back and smugly watch all you kids slit each other's throats for gigs we used to take for granted. :)

    Hey grandpa, at least us n00bs can remember our login information.

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  126. Re:WoW news? by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

    Us six digit guys are pretty hot too,.

  127. Re:What does it all mean? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    Been on slashdot for well over a decade and have played RPG's for longer than that (including WoW before it was an intenet only game), I have no idea what NPC stands for.

    I know for sure the term was used at least as far back as AD&D 2e P&P. Perhaps back further. So are you trolling, ESL, don't RTFM, not as experienced as you claim, or what?

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  128. Re:What does it all mean? by gmhowell · · Score: 1

    For the record, whoever is replying as an AC with 'you have been trolled' remarks has nothing to do with me,

    What the fuck is an AC? Air conditioning? Fucking acronyms! Don't tell me to google it you assholes! wah wah

    It has to do with magnets. And how they work.

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  129. Make Love Not Warcraft by unholy1 · · Score: 1

    How do you kill that which has no life?

  130. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You post a lot of that ultra-insane libertard drivel that ends up being moderated to -1, because it's so inane that people can't possibly believe that you're serious and not trolling. No surprise then that your karma is in the shitter. The system is working exactly as it should.

  131. Re:What does it all mean? by Chirs · · Score: 1

    There's absolutely no reason why you should first look for things in Google instead of asking them in a forum, other than your personal opinion that it's the right thing to do.

    Actually, there is. The original poster is clearly at some sort of computing device. It is faster and easier for that person to look it up themselves rather than post on /. and then periodically check back in hoping that someone has answered their question.

    Unless the person is trying to start some sort of conversation (which seems unlikely) then taking a simple straightforward question that is easily answered via Google and asking it on a web forum seems like a huge waste of time as well as intellectual laziness.

  132. Re:What does it all mean? by hawguy · · Score: 1

    An NPC is definitely not a bot. Bots are PCs being controlled by macros and/or programs.

    Well that depends on your definition of "Bot", if you chose to take the narrow view that a Bot is only a hacked computer that's part of a bot network, then yeah, you're right. But if take the more general definition of Bot (as in "short for robot"), then an NPC is a Bot.

    Bots have been around on the internet much longer than Wow, as have NPCs.

  133. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computer players have been called bots at least since Unreal and possibly before that too.

  134. Re:What does it all mean? by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Who knows? I just repeat what I see in order to try and fit in.

  135. In Europe, war was beginning..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Warrior 1: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    NPC: Main screen turn on.
    Hacker: All your city are belong to us.
    Hacker: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Warrior 2: Move 'ZIG'.
    Warrior 2: For great justice.

    Ho Hum, the more things change, the more they remain the same.....

  136. Re:What does it all mean? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

    WoW before it was an intenet only game

    should be a dead giveaway....

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  137. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 1

    You are an asshole, that's your problem. The kind of person that needs to be punched in the kisser repeatedly day after day until they learn to shut the fuck up. That's what I understand from this story and the thread. Again, when posting a story about esoteric stuff that applies to a tiny, irrelevant percentage of people, the summary should be made useful, which means it should be useful to a wider audience than just those who are actually interested in that thing, and this includes providing full names, maybe followed by abbreviations.

  138. Re:What does it all mean? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    Yes, yes it does.

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  139. And by isorox · · Score: 2

    And nothing of value was lost

    What happened to Tradewars?

    1. Re:And by Phasedshift · · Score: 1

      People still play Tradewars... There are still telnet BBS's available and development continues on some versions.

      If I'm going to play a game that consists almosts entirely of repetitive tasks, it better be text based!

  140. Re:What does it all mean? by MartinSchou · · Score: 0

    How do you play a rocket propelled grenade? I can sort of imagine playing the launcher as a didgeridoo, but not the grenade itself ...

  141. Re:What does it all mean? by ls671 · · Score: 1

    How do you play a rocket propelled grenade?

    I have no problems playing RPGs (rocket propelled grenades) and NPGs (non-propelled grenades).

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  142. Re:What does it all mean? by Raumkraut · · Score: 1

    Generally speaking, in my gaming experience:

    NPCs are computer controlled entities with a limited set of abilities, usually scripted. Mobs are a subset of this, the (fuzzy) distinction being that NPCs are generally passive to the player, whereas mobs can be hostile (often their only purpose).
    Bots are computer controlled players; they can do everything a normal player can do (subject to AI limitations), and play the same role in-game as a normal player.

  143. Re:WoW news? by lxs · · Score: 0

    No it's those damn Democrats slaughtering entire villages with their evil socialist powers.

  144. Re:What does it all mean? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    Ever notice how newspapers will refer to someone as "Prime Minister David Cameron" or in an article about Tom Cruise, manage to slip in "The Top Gun actor said today...", despite these things being very common knowledge? It's just good journalistic style to include these things. Yes, Googling (if that can give you an easily-recognisable-as-correct answer, which is not always the case) would have been preferable to asking, but he shouldn't have had to ask in the first place. Yes, I know, this is Slashdot, News for Nerds and all that, but us nerds aren't some homogenous mass with a hive mind. Maybe there should be an entrance exam before you're allowed a login.

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  145. Re:What does it all mean? by lxs · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a percussion instrument. You hit it with a hammer and it makes a booming sound.

  146. Re:To quote Triumph... by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While not "important" in terms of perhaps feeding and housing a population, WoW is probably "just as important" as the sports games you crave, or the concerts you go to, or the television channel you watch. None of which I give a shit about. Perhaps the point I am trying to make is that WoW is an activity that several million people participate in every day. While you or I might not, I'm quite sure that several million people do, actually, give a shit. If you argue that it's "not important", I can argue that it's as important as anything else is. Because at the end of the day, we're all dead, we're all specks of dust floating in an endless universe. There is nothing on this planet that is "important". It just depends on your perspective.

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  147. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  148. Re:WoW news? by contrapunctus · · Score: 2

    Don't make a joke on facebook in the UK about it, you might get arrested.

  149. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World Trade Federation.

  150. Inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what happens when Chuck Norris creates a WoW account...

  151. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here's a clue, for the utterly clueless
     
     

    I don't believe that it's possible to take a karma from 'positive' to 'terrible' with just -2 moderation, so somebody with editor controls is having fun I take it?

    Your karma was recently terrible on your "first" account, as a result of a trolling orgy you went on recently. It took you a while to get it back up, and likely sat on a hair trigger, as a result of

    • Consistent lying and trollling
    • and
    • Maintaining one or more sock puppet accounts
    • and
    • Being a complete and utter hypocrite
    • and
    • Being a total jerk

    So as other people have said, the system worked as it is supposed to. Highly unlikely that someone was intentionally "having fun" with your account. Much more likely, you did this to yourself.
     
     

    Thus my second account

    How many more are there? If your second account achieves the karma it deserves what will you do then?

  152. Richard Strikes Again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like Richard, our friendly warlock from Looking For Group has paid a visit to WoW.
    http://lfgcomic.com

  153. Re:WoW news? by invid · · Score: 1

    "That which is dead can never die."

    Maybe the Ironborn invaded?

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    The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
  154. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means what the fuck.

  155. Re:To quote Triumph... by gtcodave · · Score: 0

    I met a WOW player once. I thought it was interesting and tried to catch it in my pokéball.

    But it was angry, short tempered, had an ego complex like nothing I've seen except in some FPS players so I just left it and it's translucent skin to slip back into the shadows and commit to offering a bare minimum to society.

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  156. Re:What does it all mean? by shiftless · · Score: 0

    Interaction with other humans is greatly underrated by intolerant nerds who think we should replace it with Google searches. There's absolutely no reason why you should first look for things in Google instead of asking them in a forum, other than your personal opinion that it's the right thing to do.

    How about because it's a waste of everyone's fucking time? I'm sorry that your time is so useless that you feel replying to a post of some dumbass asking the defintion of NPC is a good use of it.

  157. Re:What does it all mean? by epine · · Score: 1

    There's absolutely no reason why you should first look for things in Google instead of asking them in a forum, other than your personal opinion that it's the right thing to do.

    Uh, you didn't get the point at all. It drags the whole discussion down and consumes a finite resource of patient responses long before any intelligent questions are asked. Is that what you most enjoy? Next you'll be telling us there's no reason not to piss in a public swimming pool other than the opinions of others who swim in the same water.

    It's not nearly so much of an opinion as you make it out: it's a personal value concerning how the world works and effective use of our limited resource to combat the seemingly infinite stupidity of humans in groups. Belief in human freedom is not an opinion, it's a value, and values are often quite substantive, well considered, and integrated with a larger world view. Opinions can be any old bullshit.

    But I agree, he continued to harangue pedantically until he sounded a bit robotic. Nevertheless, his value has social merit and yours is slack-ass lazy.

  158. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    stupid question

    There are none. Instead, there's plenty of inquisitive idiots.

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  159. Re:What does it all mean? by Atzanteol · · Score: 2

    Slashdot is not a community of the general public. We assume a certain level of shared understanding regarding computers, technology, gaming, etc. You fall outside that community in at least one area. You don't go to photography sites and ask "What does ISO stand for in this article? Why don't you define it when using it in article summaries?" do you?

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    - Charles Darwin
  160. Dang Virus went off early by trueguru · · Score: 0

    It was supposed to wait until 12/21

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  161. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 1

    I already defined you for what you are, so don't bother. /. is not a community in the first place, it's a forum, and unless there was a test to register in the forum, which asked specific questions, one of which was: do you waste time by playing with computer dolls, then there is no criteria by which you can define /. participants. There are in fact people here from all walks of life, from chemists, to physicists, to engineers, to managers, to CEOs, to musicians, to 15 y.o. girls (probably 1 or 2).

    There isn't even a 'shared level of understanding regarding computers' here, technology is not only computers and gaming has nothing to do with understanding.

    You know what I expect of /.? A minimum level of rationality and tolerance to others, that's all. AFAIC you lack both.

  162. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know what I expect of /.? A minimum level of rationality and tolerance to others, that's all

    then what the fuck are you doing here? you are as rational as a brick wall and as tolerant towards others as a crocodile that's been poked too many times. you use this place as a forum for expressing your religious views and shoving your theology down the throats of everyone who will listen, then you bitch and whine (and start sock puppet accounts) when you get modded down for your offtopic and trolling writings.

  163. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of Love

  164. Re:What does it all mean? by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

    Allow me to define what you are: troll. That's why your "other account" is unusable due to mod points.

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  165. Re:What does it all mean? by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    Been on slashdot for well over a decade and have played RPG's for longer than that (including WoW before it was an intenet only game), I have no idea what NPC stands for.

    You played WoW, an MMRPG, before it was an internet only game? That is an interesting claim.

  166. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    No, YOU are an entitled helpless reliant histrionic asshole. Go ask somebody to stroke you.

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  167. Re:To quote Triumph... by CimmerianX · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I agree. What if half of the football stadiums burned down from a serial arsonist. Almost the whole, freaking country would loose their minds. And I would be sitting comfortably telling them, "It's just a game. It doesn't matter and is not really important to life in general".

  168. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    your personal opinion that it's the right thing to do.

    No, it's objectively the best thing to do.

    Ignoring the question, or replying to it would've been far more tolerant ways to react to the post.

    Explain to me why it is good for the society to keep enabling, supporting or even tolerating the retarded part thereof?

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  169. Re:What does it all mean? by udachny · · Score: 0

    Nonsense. My first account is unusable because /. is in fact full of your kind of people, intolerant, unintelligent, unable to maintain a conversation based on ideas rather than personalities.

  170. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    There is never any excuse for snide remarks, that is just lack of maturity.

    I agree that there's no excuse for them because none is required. It's lack of maturity to be offended by them.

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  171. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    The "prime minister" is a matter of etiquette, renderin unto Caesar etc. The "Top Gun actor" is avoidance of repetition (it plays the role of a pronoun) with style. Informativeness is not a goal here.

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  172. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    Bah! Some can't even understand the dictionary definition when given!

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  173. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    Lots of love. As in "Grandpa died, LOL."

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  174. have you tried reading you own posts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My first account is unusable because /. is in fact full of your kind of people, intolerant, unintelligent, unable to maintain a conversation based on ideas rather than personalities.

    First of all the "your kind of people" argument is bullshit. People of political persuasions similar to your own are extremely common on slashdot, unless a large number of them are actually additional sock puppets of yours.

    However, even more so, the intolerant argument wreaks of hypocrisy. I challenge you to show even one example where you were tolerant of someone of a religious persuasion different than your own. I will tell you right now that you will fail this challenge, because no such example exists. You are repeatedly trying to force people into your religion by insulting them and displaying your favorite mantras, regardless of whether they apply to the situation or are in any remote way supported by anything that any reasonable person would ever qualify as a fact.

    You sir, are a troll. Even people who agree with your political positions don't like to talk with you because of the arrogance in your conversation that makes the entire cause look bad.

  175. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a percussion instrument. You hit it with a hammer and it makes a booming sound.

    actually it's electronic and it makes a beeping sound and prevents you from expressing your ***BEEP*** self. ***BEEP*** It!! See!

  176. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wall of text crits you for 500,000. You die.

  177. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny that you say 'oh you want something different? Go to a different website!' when the whole thing that started it all was 'oh if mundane answers are what you're after then you're not /.'s target audience.'

    It use to be /., news for nerds, stuff that matters. Not /. we'll be the proxies to Google stuff for you.

    Would you seriously come to this website if all the post were 'hey I like your sites intellectual style, but I don't know what an npc is please tell me so I can wait longer for the answer than just using Google myself for the sake of conversation'' multiplied by 100 such questions for every article? If thats truly what you want, then I'll reiterate what has been said. You are not /.'s target audience, why would you insist /. change to be what you want it to be instead of going to a different website that better caters to your needs?

    Granted this particular article is about a game so more post will be modded funny, but look at the informative ranked post. If you're interested in this story you'd be interested in the info there, since it adds information that matters that is missing such as 'you're char is only temporarily killed' and other instances in the game that's happened in the past that may have interest to you, what might have been the cause (and it's not uniformed guessing) and the fact that Blizzard has announced a hotfix. Also these types of post are generally not replies to questions. They are info someone who read it thought 'yeah I'll add this to the discussion because I feel it is missing and adds value' How many post would you have to wade through to get to that on other sites, let alone trust it's validity (as most other sites don't care about sources)? Now consider that this article is about a game, the site is more focused on tech and high level science articles (well use to be anyway).

  178. Re:What does it all mean? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Besides, I agree 100% that if you neither know what an NPC is nor how to look it up on Google or Wikipedia, the story is largely irrelevant to you. Then again I would even wonder why "news for nerds" is even interesting for somebody like that?

    Yes, no true nerd would admit to not being obsessed with WoW.

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  179. Re:To quote Triumph... by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    I try to catch them but they're often interdiction/nullified and there's not much point.

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  180. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Computers are news for nerds. A virtual world time sink for losers isn't.

    I am a grown man. I work a real job, have real responsibilities and seek scientific knowledge. I don't have time for children's entertainment BS. Perhaps one day, when you are older, you'll have real ambitions and responsibilities of your own and then you'll be able to comprehend.

  181. Re:What does it all mean? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    The "prime minister" is a matter of etiquette, renderin unto Caesar etc. The "Top Gun actor" is avoidance of repetition (it plays the role of a pronoun) with style. Informativeness is not a goal here.

    No, it is always worth saying "Prime Minister David Cameron" in the same way you would say "Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt" "Chancellor George Osborne" or whatever.

    Most people who aren't political wonks would not know at once that (making this up) when you referred to "John Johnson" you actually meant "the Green Party Candidate for Nuneaton in the 1979 general election". Even with current political figures, I bet if you asked most people in the UK who the current Shadow Secretary for the Environment was, they wouldn't know. (I certainly wouldn't).

    Saying "the Top Gun actor" is a useful reminder that Tom Cruise did actually make popular films at one point, and is not just a crazed religious idiot.

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  182. Re:What does it all mean? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    A bad example on my part. You do also get it in the opening form "Top Gun actor Tom Cruise..." or "Chelsea midfielder Juan Mata" in the sports pages, despite it being a fairly good assumption that most people really interested in reading said sports pages would already know who he is.

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  183. Re:WoW news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I resent that remark.

    As if you could look like a remark. It has 6 characters you know!

  184. Re:To quote Triumph... by MattskEE · · Score: 1

    I agree. What if half of the football stadiums burned down from a serial arsonist. Almost the whole, freaking country would loose their minds. And I would be sitting comfortably telling them, "It's just a game. It doesn't matter and is not really important to life in general".

    There's a huge difference! What you propose involves the actual loss of billions of dollars in property investment and a major impact on the sport in the US for some years due to loss of venues. What happened on WoW will require some overtime from the admin team to fix, resecure, and restore to pristine state from backups over a fairly short period of time.

    So to better respond to the WoW hack: "Who cares, it's just an online game that they can restore from backups before you know it."

  185. Re:What does it all mean? by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

    No, it's objectively the best thing to do.

    We differ with some very valid points, so it's not objective, sorry.

    Explain to me why it is good for the society to keep enabling, supporting or even tolerating the retarded part thereof?

    Because what you're calling retarded is human interaction. You might not enjoy it, but others do, and even more in times when face to face interaction is being replaced by forums, chat rooms, etc.

    Also even assuming someone makes a stupid question, being aggressive our ironic about it is not the right kind of behaviour. The same message can be delivered without those elements.

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  186. WMD by ab_iron · · Score: 1

    So Bush's Weapons of Mass Destruction have been found.

  187. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude, you just need to stop and end the trolling by these dweebs. You're obviously at a different intellectual level. You might as well be a kindergartner teacher trying to reason with its students.

    You are being trolled. Rational people agree with you. You are forgetting that this is the only other rational person that happened to read this and bothered to reply.

  188. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Downmod this fucking troll fagget. GOes against group think. Does not belong here. He's anti-American, too. And black.

  189. Re:What does it all mean? by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking Trolling

  190. Re:What does it all mean? by madprof · · Score: 1

    I stand corrected. Forget what I said!

  191. Re:What does it all mean? by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 1

    We differ with some very valid points, so it's not objective, sorry.

    Now, now. Your assumption of validity is subjective, sorry. It's objectively better, because it's optimal: energy efficient, time efficient, transparent and pragmatic. And makes one look clever rather than dependent. Self-reliance FTW.

    The same message can be delivered without those elements.

    Nope. Irony, sarcasm, even vitriol is an implicit part of the message. It is intended (rational) rather than inadvertent (emotional).

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    Upward mobility is a slippery slope - the higher you climb the more you show your ass.
  192. A very wise computer once said . . . . by bogidu · · Score: 1

    . . . . the only way to win is not to play.

  193. Dawn of the Warcraft by CosaNostra+Pizza+Inc · · Score: 1

    Did all the players and NPCs get resurrected as zombies?

  194. Re:What does it all mean? by _UnderTow_ · · Score: 1

    If that's being a dick then at least it is hard love

    Pun intended?

  195. Re:To quote Triumph... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe, until the next hurricane and we had no place to house all those refugees....

  196. That is super funny by Timmy+D+Programmer · · Score: 1

    Funnier, than when the disease exploit hit.

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  197. Re:What does it all mean? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude. Why even reply? Is it your 24/7 job to police the asking of stupid questions? Just let the deafening silence speak for itself.

  198. Re:What does it all mean? by Decameron81 · · Score: 1

    Now, now. Your assumption of validity is subjective, sorry. It's objectively better, because it's optimal: energy efficient, time efficient, transparent and pragmatic. And makes one look clever rather than dependent. Self-reliance FTW.

    Once again, you're assuming others share your viewpoint that less human interaction is better. Google searches don't make you a better person. Being kind with replies does make you a better person.

    Nope. Irony, sarcasm, even vitriol is an implicit part of the message. It is intended (rational) rather than inadvertent (emotional).

    Still, it doesn't add anything good to the message, unless of course you're trying to transmit aggressiveness.

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  199. Re:WoW news? by nthcolumnist · · Score: 1

    Don't make a joke on facebook in the UK about it, you might get arrested.

    I find your comment grossly offensive! It is causing annoyance, inconvenience or needless anxiety! Take yourself off down the nick, there's a good chap.

  200. Could I ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Give a shit!

  201. you by wuwansong · · Score: 1

    I agree. What if half of the football stadiums burned down from a serial arsonist. Almost the whole, freaking country would loose their minds. And I would be sitting comfortably telling them, "It's just a game. It doesn't matter and is not really important to life in general".

  202. Re:What does it all mean? by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    Mob standing for Mobile Object I believe, indicates a major difference between NPCs and Mobs: NPCs are usually static in most MMOs. Sometimes they move or appear in multiple places based on the progress of a quest but generally speaking they don't move.
    Mobs are usually things you encounter as you move through the world, they move about even if its just inside a specific area or within range of some centre point.
    In most MMOs your gameplay often consists largely of talking to an NPC, getting a quest or mission, going to some other location, having to defeat various Mobs en route, looting some object or defeating some major Boss (a tough type of Mob to defeat), then returning to the original NPC to report your progress and receive a reward. Sometimes these can be strung together into a series of quests in which completing each stage sends you to a new NPC to get the instructions for the next stage etc.

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  203. Re:WoW news? by jayveekay · · Score: 1

    "How can you kill that which has no life?"

  204. Re:WoW news? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    ... Yeah! Six digits FTW!! ... uh, where's my coffee? I left it around here somewhere.

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  205. Re:What does it all mean? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    Yes, no true nerd *under the age of 30* would admit to not being obsessed with WoW.

    There, FTFY.

    Young whippersnappers. I used to play Adventure when it was one great huge FORTRAN loop with gotos between rooms. And Startrek when it involved printing out the short range and long range scans on the paper in your DECwriter - at 300 BPS. I got bored with games (prefer writing to playing) long before WoW. Last game I wrote (actually modified) was converting Asteroids to four dimensions on with planets and gravity. I recently found the printout I saved of the original source (in Tek 4052 BASIC). I'm thinking of rewriting it in PHP, just to see if I can. ;) Then maybe Erlang ...

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  206. Re:What does it all mean? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    NPC means it's a character which doesn't take up any room in the basement, and is more productive.

    +1 Funny! :D

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