TSA Moving X-ray Body Scanners To Smaller Airports
OverTheGeicoE writes "If you're concerned about possible health effects from TSA's X-ray body scanners, you might be pleased to learn that TSA is making changes. TSA is removing X-ray body scanners from major airports including Los Angeles International, Boston's Logan, Chicago's O'Hare, and New York City's JFK. Then again, these changes might not please you at all, because they are not mothballing the offending devices. No, they are instead moving them to smaller airports like the one in Mesa, AZ. Is this progress, or is TSA just moving potentially dangerous scanners from 'Blue' areas to 'Red' ones right before a presidential election?"
Are vastly underrepresented in the mutant superhero business and the government has finally decided to do something about it.
...politics has what to do with this, now? Just felt like throwing out blind accusations that the TSA is trying to give Republicans cancer?
The last sentence suggests that I should come up with a frothing political conspiracy theory; but I don't know which one I'm supposed to latch on to...
Are the jackbooted Obamunist gestapo making a last-ditch move to irradiate freedom loving Real Americans in order to ensure their demographic victory even in the event of electoral defeat? Or are the jackbooted Rethuglicans of the police state amping up the fear machine in order to increase the effectiveness of traditional 'democrats are weak on terror, especially ones that are secretly kenyan muslims' messages?
Help me out here, Slashdot!
Obamanation is moving TSA scanners to affect the election? Haven't seen the morning show recently to get my monthly dose of crazy.
I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
...or is TSA just moving potentially dangerous scanners from 'Blue' areas to 'Red' ones right before a presidential election?"
Yeah, it's a conspiracy to radiate the "Red" states and keep all the "Blue" states healthy and eventually we'll have this Socialist TSA run Utopia with Democrat Presidents for all eternity.
I guess Slashdot is going the way of Fox News ....
" 100 million people would develop 40 million cancers over the course of their lifetimes. "
what does that even mean?
And what the hell is with the politics? Here is how to know Obama is doing a pretty good job: Almost all major accusations against him are factually wrong, or nonsense.
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Anything besides "please remove all articles of clothing" is a degraded way to see them. Move along. It is not difficult to see them in this way, they don't need to put all this money and politics into finding some way to kindof sorta see something that looks like boobs.
I think that OverTheGeicoE's tinfoil hat reflected a few too many x-rays into his brain.
Everything is better with chainsaws.
This way, the machines can just fade away.
Hopefully this will let the judge forget that they are supposed to make public the process the brings us these things.
Haven't seen the morning show recently to get my monthly dose of crazy.
In a couple of hours, you will see that this "article" will have hundreds of comments. Most of those comments will be two bit opinions; comments with "libtard", "bible thumping moron" and such; and plenty of poo flinging (purposeful reference to monkeys). Ad revenue for this "article" will be wonderful.
Fox News has shown that "crazy" sells. Getting people emotional, irrational and giving them an avenue for their two bit-opinions makes money. Allowing people to spout off and abuse the "other side" also sells very well.
P.T. Barnum would be envious.
Obviously every airport both government-owned and private should have full TSA Security.
Did I miss the news of Alex Jones purchasing Slashdot?
you cannot sell naked scanners if you don't get rid of the ones you have. What a waste of resources and more importantly a huge violation of our rights.
This makes perfect sense. These machines are slower than the new one, so they are moving them to smaller airports where there are less people, and shorter lines for security.
No, they are instead moving them to smaller airports
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Obamination! Now that's a good one. Here I thought that the kind of trolls who made up slurs were just incapable of doing anything clever with the man's name: Obummer, Odumba are clearly failures.
I did think "Mittens" was kinda cute.
But overall, if you aren't pandering to senseless frothing morons, you may want to refrain from turning a person's name into some sort of slur. Given that this is a national election, it's politic to pander to the undecided voters, not the base. Didn't you get the memo?
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I think you may need a calm, stern lesson either on biology or mythology, there...
there was absolutely no reason for that last sentence to be included with the lead in. Fuck you, you inflammatory asshole.
Eventually you will find the at the entrance of every burgerdoodle and street corner.
Welcome to the 'new world', hope you enjoy your stay.
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Here is how to know Obama is doing a pretty good job: Almost all major accusations against him are factually wrong, or nonsense.
Obama had an American killed without trial.
Care to explain the inaccuracy in that statement?
(Note: I don't care about "killed", we kill people all the time for good reason. The "without trial" part is illegal on its face.)
This sounds to me to be a case of risk mitigation. Take the more dangerous (medically and/or politically) devices out of heavily traveled airports and place them in less traveled ones. In so doing they are not throwing away the capital investment and at the same time reducing exposure to the general population.
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Gota upgrade this x-ray porn!
No, the most degraded way to see them is to hire the visually impaired as TSA agents, they they have to inspect them in a hands on capacity.
I find it interesting that the TSA has caught more thieves (within their own ranks) than terrorists.
It seems like you hear about "airport personnel" (i.e. TSA employees) who would use their searches to locate and remove valuables from passenger luggage.
However, I have yet to hear about a single terrorist caught by the TSA.
It looks to me like the TSA is committing more criminal activity than they are preventing.
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
Yesterday, for example, I opted out of the microwave scanner at Burbank airport. I do this every time I encounter a machine like this, and have the time to still make my flight. I don't do it because I feel they are unsafe (this particular machine is a ambient-microwave imager, it emits no radiation whatsoever) but as a (albiet incredibly weak) political statement -- I feel that if nobody opted out, soon enough nobody would be able to.
I love Mondays. On a Monday, anything is possible.
Why don't we just build a armored chamber with radio waves or some other science shit that detonates the bombs, and just sends all the people through it one at a time? They got a bomb, we got a bomb shelter for them to die in. They don't got a bomb, they walk out the other end and get on the plane. No big deal.
I, for one, welcome our new... oh fuck it.
MMMmmmmmm, I love the smell of roasting fundies at the airport. It smells like the second coming!
This was a parody, this is only a parody, had it been a real malapropism, there would have been no disclaimer, only a pithy insult, once again, this was only a parody... for those too young to get the reference, please look up "Apocalypse Now" associated with the phrase "I love the smell"
Though folks willing to be nuked for "Security" reasons can't be surprised when successive generation get smaller and smaller, and more and more mutant... just saying life is full of trade-offs.
I would say a more likely reason would be, they are moving scanners from larger airports were the staff is most likely a little bit more well trained (and funded) to filter a flood of passengers that are most likely constantly monitored when the enter the secure zone. To areas where security may not be taken quite so seriously, regional airports may have one plane coming in every 3 hours, maybe once a day. At that point the price of the 5 employees required to compensate for the absence of a scanner likely becomes burdensome. The monitoring site that would judge a passengers picture can be anywhere in "the cloud".
Surely though the safest way for all of this is to burn all the possessions of passengers and have everyone strip naked and stand in glass tubes during the flight, even the officers! Then all you have to worry about is the pilot surfing facebook, missing your airport and running out of fuel!
Good leaders run toward problems, bad leaders hide from them.
*Everything* the TSA does is political theatre.
It's only normal people that fly with other passengers.
It would be soo awesome to have some internal memos detailing evidence of TSA playing security games for *political* reasons right now before the elections.
Looking on the bright side, as is often known to happen, the visually impaired booby inspectors will have better sensitivity to touch than your average normal-sighted person and thus may direct their screenees to call their local oncologist. Much more disturbing is Anthony "The Tongue" Turba, the bomb-detecting TSA agent who is without all senses but taste.
Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
In the town of Belgrade Montana, population 7300. Beautiful log beam airport and with no security line wait. They have two of the machines there. Surprised the fuck out of me. But considering that, at least per capita, a red neck from the high country is more likely to forget to check his side arm, I can kind of see the reasoning.
Also consider it's not that far, at least in Montana miles, from where the Unibomber was found.
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At least there won't be an issue with their private parts showing up on a scanner.
the author actually included links that work. I couldn't even access the second one.
I formerly flew for a living and got patted down atleast once or twice a week because I won't use the Rapidscan 1000 which is installed at Phoenix Airport. I have no idea whether 10 uRems of ionizing radiation is bad for me, but all the Rapidscan techs all wear radiation dosimeters. Clearly, someone is concerned. Alas, I get enough radiation as is - so why risk it? I don't have the same concerns about the Thz non-ionizing radiation units made by L3. However, I don't have that job anymore and won't get on an airplane unless someone is paying me!
These scanners are worthless though. I am an American citizen with provable birth record, gun licenses, completed KnownTraveler screening, and my strong dislike of Muslim fundamentalism is far from hidden. I am a member of multiple frequent flier programs and if I haven't tried to blow something up in 7 years, why would I start now? Could I go through the metal scanner instead? No. However, the black muslim immigrant in head scarf who works at the Starbucks is allowed to.
Who do you think is more likely to be a threat? According to the brain trust at the TSA, me.
How long before Al Qaeda has people terrorists board with Ebola or Hemoraggic Fever or some other horrendous disease that you can't treat? As long as we're focused on "things", we're doomed. Terrorists have proven to be smarter than the US government at every turn.
Besides, couldn't the terrorist just stick it up their ass and get through anyway? Our government should send the scanners to the same destination.
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That is a good thing to do. :)
Politics run out of real shit to write about.
Maybe he's showing appreciation for the people who elected him by removing the scanners from blue states and dumping them in the red sheeple states in small cities, not big ones like Dallas etc.
I always opt out of body scanners. If everyone did this, TSA would be forced to change its approach as their staff would be effectively overwhelmed.
Negative, Sir..... ....rednecks don't fly in those heathen devil witchcraft machines.
There are 2 groups of people you can make fun of on the Internet without fear of attack. The illiterate, and the Amish.
The poor TSA wahine didn't know how to examine my bags, so I am not sure about the scanner