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James Bond Film Skyfall Inspired By Stuxnet Virus
Velcroman1 writes "No smartphones. No exploding pens. No ejector seats. No rocket-powered submarines. 'It's a brave new world,' gadget-maker Q tells James Bond in the new film Skyfall. The new film, released on the 50th anniversary of the storied franchise, presents a gadget-free Bond fighting with both brains and brawn against a high-tech villain with computer prowess Bill Gates would be envious of. What inspired such a villain? 'Stuxnet,' producer Michael G. Wilson said. 'There is a cyberwar that has been going on for some time, and we thought we'd bring that into the fore and let people see how it could be going on.'"
It has been released in most of Europe, and from what I hear, it sucks big time.
Is it really necessary to prove it's possible to ruin a James Bond movie by taking all of the fun out of it?
I don't think I'm spoiling anything by saying this -- there's ~30 minutes of ads before the movie even starts. Not coming attractions, not "go buy some popcorn," but television-style ads for products.
Seems MI6 has been hit hard by austerity!
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
The name is BIND, James BIND
The "brave new world" is "smartphones" (and tablets, wifi, etc.)
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Can't wait for another stunning Hollywood interpretation of computer science. Maybe this time when he flies up to the spaceship and hacks it with his MacBook, it will show a virus check on screen and tell us that it's the Matrix.
So, the movie's interpretation is that we should be fighting hackers with our fists and they're calling that MORE realistic than previous Bond films? Yes, I'm sure the next time someone from China hacks the US, we can just send someone over to punch them. And that will not only stop them, but undo the virus, somehow. Abe Lincoln Vampire Hunter was more realistic than this.
Last time I checked, Bill Gates wasn't a computer genius at all, unlike Steve Wozniak.
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Even though I was 12 years old when I saw it, the ejector seat in Goldfinger impressed me as the dumbest gadget ever. "OK, Bond, we've killed two of your Bond Girls in absurd ways, now get in the back of this truck." "Oh gee, is it OK if I drive myself?" "OK, we'll have a henchman accompany you, just promise us you don't have an ejector seat."
Even dumber (though more low tech) is the part where the limousine gets reduced to a metal cube for no obvious reason.
Bill Gates would be envious of any kind of computing prowess.
How often do we see someone being shot where they get thrown back and yet the shooter goes nowhere?
Or where the bad-ass good guy walks away from an explosion that should have turned him into jelly?
Or fighting on a floating piece of rock in a lava stream? AND they don't burst into flames themselves?
Or spacecraft maneuvering like airplanes?
And lastly, sound in space.
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Oh, so the villain in this movie goes *further* than creating a monopoly, using its power to force suppliers to put competitors out of business, using a file-system hack to implement long filenames, having Notepad write a BOM to UTF-8 files, and, finally, choosing Ballmer to run the business into the ground?
How will Bond ever defeat a villain with such technical skill?
Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
I can't wait to see Bond and his 'modern' love interest, a mysterious blond PHD computer scientist named Kitty Scripter, code up some GUIs in visual basic to save the day
Watched it and fell asleep twice. No one liked bond because he got things done. They like him because he got things done with innovation and flare.
Is Vladimir Putin still playing James Bond?
We need a Bond that looks more like Bond and less like a Bond Villian.
I fell alseep twice during the movie. No one liked Bond because he got the job done, they liked him because he did it using innovation and flare. Take that away and he's just a pompous over achiever haha
I also seem to remember Jeff Goldblum disabling an entire civilization's computer system with a computer virus so that it could be destroyed by nuclear weapons, about sixteen years ago.
A computer virus is a brave new world for filmmaking now?
Everything is better with chainsaws.
I wonder how long it will take for Bethesda to start suing over the name, particularly when the inevitable video game comes out. I mean surely the typical gamer will confuse Skyfall with Bethesda's trademarks "Daggerfall" and "Skyrim".
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state sponsored torture prisons? it was hollywoods job to normalize and flavor it for consumption by the american public using shows like 24.
now we're getting to the point where "cyber" is the new war, and so it must be sold accordingly.
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To enjoy the film, which I did, I had to actively ignore anything that was said in relational to IT. Something that I find hard to do.
The concept behind the plot, while at the most extreme of technical possibility, was a valid idea to explore in a piece of fiction. The Iranians would likely have never detected stuxnet if its 'herders' had kept a better control on its spreading. Imagine something like that in a western government (as the victim). No, what annoyed me most is that they didn't even bother. Simply swapping some of the IT buzzwords in the script for ones that actually meant something in the given context, would have greatly improved its palatability. However that would mean employing someone with real IT knowledge on the writing team. Such a person might have gone insane or have made the script 'boring' with too much attention to accuracy, who knows.
One theory I had when leaving the film, was that maybe the makers didn't want to give the general public any ideas or tips in how someone would go about achieving any of the anarchy portrayed in the film. The more misinformed about computer 'hacking' the safer we'll all be...
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"...and let people know what could be going on."
The only thing I have ever been sure of in a 007 movie, is that the people making such movies have no idea how real life combat works, or computers, or military service, or anything really.
Thanks for showing me all the made up bullshit that "could" happen.
Someone show these people where they can buy a fucking clue, they clearly have the financial resources to do so.
I had no idea there was a new Bond film coming, but if it's still coming out in 2012, then that is six years between bond films. Last I saw, Daniel Craig (who I'm a big fan of as bond) was getting kind of old looking (hey, you only have a few years in which you aren't a child Bond or elderly Bond, to be fair). If they space them out this far apart, he's not going to have any more Bond films left in him.
If the author did indeed know better, it would require a conscious effort from him to mess up the technical aspects. That idiot did not know better; he was pretending to know better in hindsight. The public in general only hear white noise when the technical stuff comes up, so why not get it right if you can? It is of no consequence whatsoever, and a nice nod to technical people.
Did anyone else notice that when Bond figured out the encryption key was "Grandborough", there was a G in the hex dump? I hate when movies try to depict computer hacking/cracking in a movie, it's always completely dumb.
How much effort would it have been for Q to have said something to Bond such as "I'm running this in on a closed, secure network" to indicate good practice. Or for screen to show some semi plausible activity on it. Or for the computer to perhaps have exploited something Q might not have thought of such as scanning for wifi hotspots, e.g. through an agents phone or some router in the secretary pool and compromising the network through that.
Of course the film while pretty good for Bond has a pretty ridiculous plot. I think Javier Bardem's character got his plot ideas from watching The Dark Knight. They're so intricate and rely on an improbable sequence of events that you have to wonder why his character didn't just buy a plane ticket to London, get a taxi to M's house and blow her head off without all the intervening nonsense in this film. He must know where she lived given everything else he was supposed to have known.
A totally ludicrous computer plot The entire computer "hacking" bits were totally ludicrous in the extreme. The head of Q Branch finds the villians laptop and plugs it into the MI5 network where it promptly takes control and blows up the gas boiler amoung other things. As for Stuxnet, only a f*****g moron would use Windows to power a nuclear centrefuge or plug a USB device into it.
"The new film, released on the 50th anniversary of the storied franchise, presents a gadget-free Bond fighting with both brains and brawn against a high-tech villain with computer prowess Bill Gates would be envious of"
Is this the real slashdot, since when has Bill Gates ever been seriously considered a computer genius
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You go to a movie to be entertained. Not educated.
How entertained do you think you'd be if Hollywood was 100% spot-on accurate with this sort of thing? How entertained would you be if they illustrated a totally accurate, completely plausible air-tight scenario where the "bad guys" used something like Stuxnet on OUR critical infrastructure and unravelled society as we know it? You sure as shit wouldn't be entertained. You'd be wondering if it could REALLY happen (hint: it could), the realization that it COULD happen might even be a bit depressing.
That is not the point of a movie like this. Bond isn't a documentary, nor are most Hollywood movies- so why do you expect them to be accurate? Accuracy isn't entertaining! You might have gotten a kick out of Trinity using an SSH hack in The Matrix, but to the rest of the audience it was just a bunch of gibberish on a laptop. No, it's more entertaining for Hollywood to portray technology as something that you can manipulate on a plot level. What fun is being presented with a login for an OpenBSD box and running a bruteforcer against it for a year? That's not very fun. But hey, here's this 3D graphical representation of their "firewall" and if we rearrange these bits around and insert that chunk here we can get past it and do whatever the script says we need to do.
So, again, the real world isn't a fun place. The real world isn't entertaining, it's depressing. That goes against the point of the movie, which is to entertain you- that's why the technology is so screwed up. It's because that kind of thing makes for a good movie. Hard technology does not.
Seriously, Craig is the worst James Bond ever. They might as well call it "James Bourne: The Spy with feelings" or something. There are other movies that provide entertainment as "cool_modern_realistic" action. I don't want that, many of my friends do not want that. There is no Bond cheese left. There are no cool villains. They played freaking poker in Casino Royal for 40 min. NO. James Bond comes to a casino, wins against the villain, takes his girl home. She dies in the morning. Die Hard 4 was more "hacker-friendly" movie.
What the hell ?! Would it kill the OP to slap a spoiler alert to this article?
I have tried hard to avoid any information about this movie. I guess I have to try harder next time.
If others have commented about this, my apologies. I dare not skim this thread for fear that more shall be revealed.
I thought this, but then I thought, just because the information in the right hand window was mostly hex, doesn't mean it was literally hex, it could have been regular ASCII. Which could have spelled anything, once decrypted from the mess on the left hand side. It just so happens the payload was ascii-coded hex, apart from the word "Granborough" which was just regular ascii.
OK, I'm reaching, aren't I.
SKYFALL: The WORST Bond film ever!!!
Please do not waste your time in watching this movie. It seems Sam Mendes has directed this movie in keeping Oscars in mind; not the legendary of Bond series & thus has messed up the plot completely. This movie will disappoint you if you are Bond fan & even if you are fan of action films. I found following points really pathetic,
1. Naomi Harris is like cartoon & has no chemistry with Daniel Craig.
2. Daniel Craig lacks the charm associated with Bond persona.
3. Nothing to apluad about actions scenes; the very few that movie has.
4. We know Bond as a hero who saves the world. In this film he is limited to protecting M.
5. The film is slow paced & lacks depth in its script; though it promises to have depth at start but as you reach climax you realize lack of it.
6. Poor dialogues. There's absolutely nothing that can leave you shaken & stirred.
All reviewers abroad have already overrated this movie.
How many Hollywood plots are plausible on a real-world level? Especially given what we know about people?
Think about your average Romantic Comedy. Some movie-star hot girl, who's magically single and doesn't have any STDs, is just pining around her $2 million New York brownstone, waiting for Mr. Right, and then as if by magic she finds him in some awkward social situation and is able to lure him out of his shell, so they can go off and be rich and good looking together?
I give action movies a break. I don't think anyone expects those to be real because they're basically cartoons with machine guns.
Or what about the generic inspirational movie, where a lawyer or mercenary suddenly grows a heart and decides to help a village full of starving blind orphan amputees, and finds "meaning" (noble bankruptcy) as a result?
If you think the physics and CS in movies are unreal, compare movies to real life as a whole. They're not even trying anymore.
I don't want to be the tin-foil hat guy, but... doesn't it seem convenient or maybe just more palatable, that the cyberwarfare villain in the movie is a rich psychopath rather than a powerful state. Makes you go hmm.
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yes I so nailed it!
mr Bardem's evil man with his big nose, blond hair, homoerotic overtones, blinken-light tech, false teeth and mommy complex is very obviously an israeli jew in disguise.