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DARPA's Headless Robotic Mule Takes Load Off Warfighters

Hugh Pickens writes writes "If robots are ever really going to carry the equipment of US soldiers and Marines, they're going to have to act more like pack animals. Now Terri Moon Cronk reports that DARPA's semiautonomous Legged Squad Support System — also known as the LS3 — will carry 400 pounds of warfighter equipment and walk 20 miles at a time also acting as an auxiliary power source for troops to recharge batteries for radios and handheld devices while on patrol. 'It's about solving a real military problem: the incredible load of equipment our soldiers and Marines carry in Afghanistan today,' says Army Lt. Col. Joseph K. Hitt, program manager in DARPA's tactical technology office. The robot's sensors allow it to navigate around obstacles at night, maneuver in urban settings, respond to voice commands, and gauge distances and directions. The LS3 can also distinguish different forms of vegetation when walking through fields and around bushes and avoid logs and rocks with intelligent foot placement on rough terrain (video). The robot's squad leader can issue 10 basic commands to tell the robot to do such things as stop, sit, follow him tightly, follow him on the corridor, and go to specific coordinates. Darpa figures that it's illogical to make a soldier hand over her rucksack to a robotic beast of burden if she's then got to be preoccupied with 'joysticks and computer screens' to guide it forward. 'That adds to the cognitive burden of the soldier,' Hitt explains. 'We need to make sure that the robot also is smart, like a trained animal.'"

210 comments

  1. The first war-bot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How long till they give it a gun? How long till they figure out the Mind-Machine-interface and we get actual Combat operations without humans?

    1. Re:The first war-bot... by DeTech · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Have you seen this platform? Most Harley's are quieter, most rock concerts are too. You could avoid this thing like a ghost avoids Mrs. Pacman after she swallows a power pellet.

    2. Re:The first war-bot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long till they give it a gun? How long till they figure out the Mind-Machine-interface and we get actual Combat operations without humans?

      How long before they make it look like an AT-AT

    3. Re:The first war-bot... by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

      According to the Datalinks; Not until we research "Doctrine: Air Power" and "Neural Grafting"

    4. Re:The first war-bot... by craigminah · · Score: 3, Informative

      Boston Dynamics made Big Dog a few years ago...probably the same thing with a different name (e.g. Boston Dynamics worked on it for DARPA) but it's pretty cool. I especially like the video where it's slipping on ice but never falls. http://www.bostondynamics.com/robot_bigdog.html

    5. Re:The first war-bot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > How long till they give it a gun?

      Giving weapons to your slaves has not historically proven a very successful idea.

    6. Re:The first war-bot... by radtea · · Score: 1

      Most Harley's are quieter, most rock concerts are too.

      The long-term plan no-doubt involves nuclear-electric propulsion, because using 21st century technology to solve problems using stone-age bash-head-with-rock strategies is what modern science and technology is all about.

      The sad thing is that there are people who are smart enough to work on this stuff but so stupid they think doing so is a good idea, and whose response to anyone pointing this out is some moronic, cowardly gibberish along the lines of, "Yeah, who do you think is going to protect you from the Bad Guys [TM] when they come for your scarce resources?" instead of, "You're right, we have the means to create universal abundance so we don't have to worry about scarce resources any more..."

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    7. Re:The first war-bot... by tqk · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that there are people who are smart enough to work on this stuff but so stupid they think doing so is a good idea ...

      This is one of the first lessons I learned in IT. Yeah, you could build a database to manage the contents of your freezer, but any person in your family who's not bothering to update the database when they do something with the freezer will corrupt the db. So, dumb thing to do.

      Reading this story, I'm wondering what they have against dogs. We've been training them to do this stuff for ages, and dogs are likable too.

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    8. Re:The first war-bot... by dinfinity · · Score: 1

      Tanks and choppers are also known for their whisper-quiet operation.

      Wait, does this mean running away might not help much?

  2. A Jingoistic Sentiment by resistant · · Score: 3, Funny

    Many of the the superstitious, ill-educated tribesmen that U.S. ground troops regularly encounter already think the Americans are witches. A headless donkey scampering along with supplies will really mess with the heads of the rag-heads. Maybe some of them will flee in terror instead of shooting at our soldiers. Really, what's not to like? You'll excuse me for a moment whilst I cackle in wicked laughter and stroke my black cat with the unnaturally intelligent glow in its eyes. ^_^

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    1. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Do you recall what primitive people do to witches?

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      That's not even close to Yoda-speak. "More common than hydrogen, stupidity is. Combat it, you must. Think, or think not, there is no 'try'."

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    2. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by Chrisq · · Score: 0

      Do you recall what primitive people do to witches?

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      Aside:

      But most of these are Muslim savages so it won't make any difference. They already believe it is their divine duty to kill non-Muslims.

    3. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      Do you recall what primitive people do to witches?

      Proper primitive folks sponsor a virgin tossing party at the local volcano to appease the Evil Spirits.

      We, being civilized folks, won't let them sacrifice their virgins, but we will be more than happy to take the virgins off the hands of the primitive folks.

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    4. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 5, Funny

      Many of the the superstitious, ill-educated tribesmen that U.S. ground troops regularly encounter already think the Americans are witches.

      Given that the US is about the most superstitious, ill-educated nation on the face of the Earth, that's a bit ripe. But then, of course, you famously don't do irony.

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    5. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      Do you recall what primitive people do to witches?

      --

      Aside:

      "Stupidity common more hydrogen than. It you combat. Not try! Hard think, or not think!" - Sensei Yoda

      That's not even close to Yoda-speak. "More common than hydrogen, stupidity is. Combat it, you must. Think, or think not, there is no 'try'."

      Yes. They ask their consultant, Sir Bedivere, questions about their density.

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    6. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by JosKarith · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sure. Pretty much any people with more religious indoctrination than education are dangerous savages wo are likely to respond to anything that challenges their narrow world-view with violence. Same sh1t, different flavour.

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    7. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by dywolf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh look, another troll fishing for an insightful mod.

      Seriously. If we're so damn superstition and ill educated, why does everyone still come to our schools from around the world, particularly china and india? Why are we the country that gave the world computers, space flight, airplace, nuclear physics, .... you know what, theres too many things to list.

      Lets cut to the chase: You are a moron and a troll who has engaged his "must bash USA" autopilot and not worthy of any more of my time.

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    8. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The first link isn't America-only, Mr. Kowalski, and the second ranks is 17th out of fity, which is hardly what I'd call "uneducated."

    9. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why are we the country that gave the world computers, space flight, airplace, nuclear physics, .... you know what, theres too many things to list.

      Notice how all those things are in the past? Not to mention that space flight was given to you by German scientists, nuclear physics was developed mostly by Europeans (I know it's popular to think that Einstein was American when he had his Annus Mirabilis, but he wasn't), and the Wright brothers were building on stuff that had been worked on by Europeans for about 200 years. The Wright brothers beat the rest of the world by a few years, tops. Nothing to really brag about.

      And people go to our graduate (and some undergraduate) schools because they are the best in the world. For now. In the meantime, a very large section of Americans poo-poos education, tries to cut its funding, and drags down the average education of America to an embarrassing level.

      That's why people bash the US education. But, just like the Republicans just before and after the 2012 election, keep telling yourself that people are just using the wrong metrics, and the outcome was biased and bought anyway, so it wasn't "real". The rest of the world will move just along.

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    10. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by tqk · · Score: 1

      Seriously. If we're so damn superstition and ill educated, why does everyone still come to our schools from around the world, particularly china and india? Why are we the country that gave the world computers, space flight, airplace, nuclear physics, ...

      Wow. That's some serious reality evasion you've got going on there. I'll guess you don't read the newspapers or hit their websites very often.

      Have you heard of Kansas and Texas? Have you heard about their efforts to outlaw the teaching of evolution? How about Louisiana, post-Katrina when the cops were doing more to kill people than protect them, and the first responders to get there were Canadians?

      Physician, heal thyself.

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    11. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Funny. I clearly pissed off some republican with mod points. Some people just can't take the truth.

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    12. Re:A Jingoistic Sentiment by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      i was thinking more like 'prime target' carrying vital equipment, slow to maneuver, easy to take out first. With all their inferior equipment those fuckers have stood about ten years now up to the most advanced military force in the world. To underestimate your opponent is one of sun tzu's big no-no's
      or does it jump about when attacked or shot at ?

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  3. What advantage does it have over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    an actual mule?

    1. Re:What advantage does it have over by c0lo · · Score: 1

      an actual mule?

      Well, at least one...you don't need to pack a methane fuel cell to be able to use the mule for recharging your radio batteries.

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    2. Re:What advantage does it have over by Celeritas+5k · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has several advantages-- gasoline is more energy dense than the food you'd have to carry for a mule, it doesn't get tired, no animal rights issues that would surely result from bringing a mule into a combat zone, and I'm not sure how much your average mule can carry but I don't think it's 400 lbs. The biggest thing is that it's a basis to be improved upon. The next model will be lighter, more reliable, quieter, have more capacity, etc. Give it a few years and I wouldn't be surprised to see civilian applications as well.

    3. Re:What advantage does it have over by rvw · · Score: 1

      an actual mule?

      Not anything. This one takes gas, the other produces it. No joystick, while the other comes with one for free. You can talk to both, but who says that either will do what you want?

    4. Re:What advantage does it have over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much your average mule can carry but I don't think it's 400 lbs.

      It's about half of that -- equines can carry roughly 20% of their own weight, and typical mules are 800-1000 lbs.

    5. Re:What advantage does it have over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It won't get stolen by the locals to use as a sex slave?

    6. Re:What advantage does it have over by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The mule you can eat if you run out of rations...

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    7. Re:What advantage does it have over by Dekker3D · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'd say the biggest advantage is that this one listens to your commands. Normal mules are well-known for doing anything -but- listen.

    8. Re:What advantage does it have over by tqk · · Score: 1

      ... no animal rights issues that would surely result from bringing a mule into a combat zone ...

      Are you aware that the chief mode of transport in WWI was horsepower?

      How far we've progressed in such a short time.

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    9. Re:What advantage does it have over by tqk · · Score: 1

      It won't get stolen by the locals to use as a sex slave?

      Ya know, I've always thought that sort of comment said a lot more about the commenter than those the commenter's insult was intended for.

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    10. Re:What advantage does it have over by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Horses were still widely used in WWII even. Even when they were not being used in the frontlines they were being used for transporting troop supplies.

  4. Beast of burden by micromoog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sounds like a very expensive donkey/mule replacement. Why not just use real animals?

    1. Re:Beast of burden by macraig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Two syllables: bul-lets.

    2. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blue donkey needs food, badly.

    3. Re:Beast of burden by Saija · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also the live thing could be used as a meat source ...
      Hmmmmm donkey ribs....

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    4. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robot one can be a Facebook source. WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE?!?111

    5. Re:Beast of burden by technosaurus · · Score: 1

      and it can't run on biomass either

    6. Re:Beast of burden by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      Because the mujahideen already knows that trick.

      That's how we supplied them in the 1980's. They'll never expect this.

    7. Re:Beast of burden by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Like this thing is going to be bullet resistant? You could armor-up a mule pretty easily.

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    8. Re:Beast of burden by qubezz · · Score: 2

      One word: Smithore

    9. Re:Beast of burden by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a very expensive donkey/mule replacement. Why not just use real animals?

      You can't just turn real animals off when you don't need them.

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    10. Re:Beast of burden by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      But then all the generals and politicians couldn't masturbate to yet another extremely expensive war toy! Let the guys enjoy themselves. What will you come up with next, live in peace? Crazy shit.

    11. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure you can. You just can't turn them on afterwards.

    12. Re:Beast of burden by plaukas+pyragely · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I know it's pricey and not perfect, but some cons of a mule compared to this machine:

      • You can't chuck a mule into storage to wait until it's required
      • You can't ship a mule in a, say, container
      • You can't (at least easily) airdrop a mule
      • You can't temporary hide a mule for couple days in a forest or under snow
      • You cannot remotely controll a mule
      • Mules might have difficulties in staying calm when bullets and bombs start flying arround
      • In case of injury the whole mule must be replaced, no spares

      Disclaimer: neither military, nor mule specialist ... Based on very general understandment about military

    13. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrystite has a better prices, unless the store runs out of smithore.

    14. Re:Beast of burden by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      And now your armored mule cant carry anything. Try again.

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    15. Re:Beast of burden by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "You can't just turn real animals off when you don't need them."

      Oh yes you can. They have an off switch.. Problem is the on switch has not been invented yet.

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    16. Re:Beast of burden by dywolf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not bullets. The real reason is two fold:
      -animals get tired
      -animals get scared

      robots do neither.

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    17. Re:Beast of burden by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Because real animals have to be fed, meaning your solution to your supply problem is now *another* supply problem. Granted, machines need fuel, but you're now talking about a much smaller amount of stuff that has to be hauled for an equivalent carrying ability.

    18. Re:Beast of burden by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      "robots do neither."

      robots get tired. It will run out of power and gas... Just like an animal.

      Oh and animals can be trained to not get scared. The US army has done it for over 200 years.

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    19. Re:Beast of burden by freezin+fat+guy · · Score: 2

      The real reason has nothing to do with logistics. Animals are not patentable.

    20. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Soldiers get emotionally attached to animals, especially during war.

    21. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bullets. The real reason is two fold:
      -animals get tired
      -animals get scared

      robots do neither.

      And one more final reason:

      -Mules are stubborn

      My father was in the Colombian army with an artillery squadron.They would load all the gun parts and ammo onto the mule, and carry it through the mountainous terrain. He said there was nothing you could do to move the mule if it decided to be stubborn and stop.

    22. Re:Beast of burden by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      There was an old lesson I learned growing up with Horses and later replacing with dirt bikes. When a dirt bike is sitting in the garage you don't have to continuously dump fuel in it.

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    23. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read through all the comments on this article and this is the only M.U.L.E. reference I could see. I am so disappointed. However, kudos to you! You have earned my respect.

    24. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And various medieval armies have been doing this for thousands of years prior:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horses_in_warfare#Training_and_deployment

    25. Re:Beast of burden by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      hmm, Monsanto must have overlooked that last time the bought congress that will probably rectify that situation momentarily.

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    26. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True enough. I mean, what has DARPA ever invented that was good for anything except warmongering? ;-)

    27. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this is just the fist step to arming the bot and it doing the fighting.

    28. Re:Beast of burden by tqk · · Score: 1

      Soldiers get emotionally attached to animals ...

      Soldiers get emotionally attached to UAVs, and lots of other stuff.

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    29. Re:Beast of burden by tqk · · Score: 1

      You can't chuck a mule into storage to wait until it's required

      Corral or paddock.

      You can't ship a mule in a, say, container

      Mules have been shippen in far worse.

      You can't (at least easily) airdrop a mule

      Parachutes fit on animals just as good as they fit on humans.

      You can't temporary hide a mule for couple days in a forest or under snow

      You've got to be kidding.
       

      You cannot remotely controll a mule

      Okay, ya got me there.

      Mules might have difficulties in staying calm when bullets and bombs start flying arround

      You can train them to do that.

      In case of injury the whole mule must be replaced, no spares

      How's that different from a machine that takes a bullet?

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    30. Re:Beast of burden by jafac · · Score: 1

      pro-fit
      FTFY

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    31. Re:Beast of burden by jafac · · Score: 1

      expensive? Who's paying? Doesn't matter as long as the printing presses keep rollin'

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    32. Re:Beast of burden by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Yeah but mules can graze and drink water from ponds. Did you think the Mongols invaded 1/3rd of the surface of the Earth by carrying rations from Mongolia or what?

    33. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not bullets. The real reason is two fold:
      -animals get tired
      -animals get scared

      robots do neither.

      Donkeys also don't generate multi-million dollar contracts for Boeing/Northrop/Lockheed

    34. Re:Beast of burden by dywolf · · Score: 1

      yaaaaa....no.

      animals "tiredness" is a measure of recent exertion, not fuel. sprint a donkey and walk a donkey, and see which goes further. a robot doesnt care. that is the point.

      but if you want to bring up fuel, sure lets. which is better, food for a horse, or the more compact fuel for a bot? the fuel obviously. and dont say forage, forage on a battlefield is uncertain and one of the many tactical considerations that technology has removed from consideration, and a large reason animal use has fallen by the wayside.

      "animals can be trained to be not scared". costs both time and effort. the robot needs neither, and the animal cannot be trained to it absolutely no matter what you may think. set off a mortar near a trained animal and it will still run. give it a concussion from the blast or a wound from shrapnel and it will still run.

      i could do this all day. you know little of animals apparently.

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    35. Re:Beast of burden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The upkeep during peacetime is a big factor, 1000 mechanical mules sitting ina warehouse for five years cost little and require almost no manpower to maintain. Not to mention the mule shit issue.

  5. Random questions by Ginger_Chris · · Score: 3, Informative

    How much can a donkey carry?
    How far can a donkey travel for before "recharging"?
    How quiet is a donkey? Would the donkey sounds draw as much unwanted attention?
    How much money would it cost to pick up a donkey in a local market and then feed it?

    1. Re:Random questions by DeTech · · Score: 3, Funny

      Quick! to the patent office, WAR DONKEY.

    2. Re:Random questions by Ryanrule · · Score: 2

      can you mass produce donkeys? airdrop them without giving a shit? strap bomps to them and send them at enemies as crazy self destruct drones?

    3. Re:Random questions by Ginger_Chris · · Score: 5, Funny

      1. Yes, you start with at least two donkeys of opposite sex...
      2. Depends on how much you like donkeys.
      3. Yes, but it would be a tad mean.

    4. Re:Random questions by amirishere · · Score: 0

      3. Keep the donkey hungry. Tie a carrot at the end of a remote controlled fishing rod. Strap the fishing rod to the back of the donkey. Voila, remote controlled donkey.

    5. Re:Random questions by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      How much can a donkey carry?

      Up to 250 pounds.

      How far can a donkey travel for before "recharging"?

      Pretty much all day. They should be given access to water every couple of hours.

      How quiet is a donkey? Would the donkey sounds draw as much unwanted attention?

      Not nearly as loud as the stupid Big Dog (the robot on which this thing was based).

      How much money would it cost to pick up a donkey in a local market and then feed it?

      Even in the US, donkeys cost anywhere between nothing and $1000. That's one hell of a lot cheaper than a complicated, high tech gizmo supplied by a single source vendor on contract to the military. Further, donkeys can make more donkeys. That's a trick that robotic gizmos have yet to figure out.

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    6. Re:Random questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a trick that robotic gizmos have yet to figure out

      God help us when they do...

    7. Re:Random questions by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      More Random Questions:
      Can a donkey be stored in an airtight container until its needed?
      Can a donkey be given a set of GPS coordinates and expected to arrive at them in a timely manner?
      Can a donkey be constantly fed (refueled) and expected to run 24/7 without interruption?
      Can multiple donkeys be folded, stacked up and rapidly transported for deployment in a hostile war zone within 48 hours?
      Can a donkey be humanely air dropped?
      Can a donkey be trained so it is not spooked or startled by loud explosions or gun fire?
      Can you plug a radio into a donkey for charging?
      Can a donkey be used for military purposes without the likes of PETA and other animal rights groups getting involved?

      Other than dogs, the military would never be interested in pack animals.

    8. Re:Random questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      This comment was a lot funnier before I read the parent.

    9. Re:Random questions by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      you obviously know absolutely nothing at all about the subject. ... "Other than dogs, the military would never be interested in pack animals." Oh really?

      http://www.veteransmagazine.com/membersarea/MagazineIssues/06thmag/hayburners.pdf
      http://www.fas.org/blog/secrecy/2007/01/special_forces_use_of_pack_ani.html
      http://www.rawstory.com/news/2007/Army_manual_on_using_horses_mules_0130.html

      Do you just make up crap and hope that nobody notices that you have no clue at all about what you are saying?

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    10. Re:Random questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you just make up crap and hope that nobody notices that you have no clue at all about what you are saying?

      Of course he does. THIS... IS... SLASHDOT!!! (kicks "Lumpy" into a deep, dark pit) You must be new here, in spite of your 5-digit id.

    11. Re:Random questions by poity · · Score: 1

      Donkey: 1 year to gestate, 4 more years to mature, thousands of dollars to train/feed/house during maturation. That's a huge birthing/training/growing operation to meet the demand of thousands of spec ops teams with most likely very high attrition. Even if you go IVF and do 2 babies per mother AND outsource the donkey suppliers, it still means a HUGE lag time with MANY times more unready donkeys in the supply chain for every donkey that's ready to ship out.

      Robot: Hours to assemble with the right infrastructure, minutes to flash its memory, no maturation period so it can go from parts bin to battlefield within in 24 hours.

      Also:
      Genetically modify a new donkey breed with stronger legs? Wait 5 years for the upgrade to grow up.
      Develop a higher strength leg component? Donkeybot Mk2 delivered in 48 hours.

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    12. Re:Random questions by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      Make crap up? Instead of sounding like a dick, you should have attempted to correct me in a more polite manner. Do you talk that way to your family, friends or coworkers? I doubt it, Mr condescending internet know-it-all tough guy.

      Here are my articles:
      http://olive-drab.com/od_army-horses-mules_lastpack.php
      http://www.csmonitor.com/USA/DC-Decoder/Decoder-Wire/2012/1023/Presidential-debate-101-Does-US-military-still-use-horses-and-bayonets
      http://usmilitary.about.com/od/jointservices/a/militarydogs.htm
      http://www.defense.gov/home/features/2006/working-dogs/

      Limit your Google search to the past year only and you will get articles talking about robot mules. Robot mules are being developed to support front line troops starting with the marines. And If you actually read your links you would have noticed that they are dated from 2007, or 5 years ago. They also only describe their use by special forces in unique situations (mountainous regions in Afghanistan). There are no plans for deploying pack animals as ground support to front line troops (AKA grunts or ground pounders). Horses are used but their number is minuscule and limited to special forces and parades. That means you wont find grunts riding horses nor will you see mules delivering supplies to solders on the battle field.

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    13. Re:Random questions by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      Before reading the parent's post I was seeing number 2 going in a totally different direction.

  6. Forgive me for injecting some reason... by macraig · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... but the only thing American troops should be carrying in Afghanistan now, if anything at all, is humanitarian aid. Or vacation equipment, if they came back for a personal tour of non-duty.

    1. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by c0lo · · Score: 0

      ... but the only thing American troops should be carrying in Afghanistan now, if anything at all, is humanitarian aid. Or vacation equipment, if they came back for a personal tour of non-duty.

      "Reason" used in the same phrase with "the troops"? That's akin to "Army intelligence".

      TFS narrowly avoids another oxymoron... by using the "burden" term to reconcile between "cognition" and "soldier".

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    2. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by macraig · · Score: 2

      Cognition certainly is an inconvenient burden.

    3. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 1

      Or they should be carrying supplies, weapons, and other matériel, but only as far as it takes to find some packing crates and enough C-130s to get the hell out of that place. Unfortunately, until they do this they'll have to carry bullets, not bread, because we've placed them in circumstances where they cannot worry about saving other lives as their own are at such great risk. Hell, half the bullets will have to be insurance against blue-on-green.

    4. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by c0lo · · Score: 1

      Cognition certainly is an inconvenient burden.

      Granted, for a soldier, cognition is inconvenient: after all, for a job profile in which sensing and reacting are paramount, cognition becomes quite frequently a hindrance (what else do you think the army training and army regulations are about? A soldier may be wrong about anything, but s/he must be sure about everything. In other words, for a soldier, impaired/insufficient cognition must never be a reason for inaction, quite the contrary)

      But... speaking about oxymorons and truisms: do you know burdens which are convenient?

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    5. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by Dekker3D · · Score: 1

      I can paint you a picture. Imagine a poor man. This poor man suddenly gets to take as many gold bars as he can carry. This poor man now has a burden which is still mighty convenient.

    6. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by macraig · · Score: 1

      I was speaking generally, not exclusively of soldiers. :-)

    7. Re:Forgive me for injecting some reason... by c0lo · · Score: 1

      I was speaking generally, not exclusively of soldiers. :-)

      Almost got it (but wasn't sure). Just wanted to "defend" the soldiers, showing they have good reasons to let the reason aside.

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  7. Coulda swore... by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    ... I'd read something in Pop Sci/Mech a few years back about DARPA trying to develope this same concept. Damned if I can remember when, but it ain't a new concept for DARPA...

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    1. Re:Coulda swore... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a BD project named BigDog. It's been an on going dev for a long time.

    2. Re:Coulda swore... by CoderJoe · · Score: 1

      Boston Dynamics has been working on varieties of this concept since the late 1990s or early 2000s. In 2005 they came out with a lighter version called BigDog. (The LS3 is apparently the next phase of the BigDog project). Here is a video from 2006: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpBG-nSRcrQ

    3. Re:Coulda swore... by MyFirstNameIsPaul · · Score: 1

      And this is the objection I raise to the claims of DARPA, NASA, et al as being worthy of public funding because they develop various technologies. Every technology they develop does not turn into a useful product, and they are nearly always developed at maximum cost when compared to development costs in the private sector receiving no public funds at all.

      No sensible investor would invest in this because the payoff is nowhere in site. Not even today after decades of development. It may be argued that this is why we need to fund such things, but what things are not being funded because of this? Perhaps a superior backhaul for wireless cell phone towers, or some other such technology that would greatly benefit the masses instead of those people receiving the development funds.

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  8. One you forgot by SuperKendall · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many bullets can a donkey take (or even near misses) before all your equipment is leaving you at a rapid pace?

    Robots don't startle (or die) easy.

    An animal has common sense, which makes it a poor companion for military use without a ton of training and even then it's pretty vulnerable.

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    1. Re:One you forgot by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Pack animals have been used by the military for millennia. Including the US military. The first cannon were drawn by horses. If they can be trained to handle cannon fire, they can be trained to ignore AK.

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    2. Re:One you forgot by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      Can they be trained to ignore being shot?

    3. Re:One you forgot by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does the LS3 work after being shot up? Silly comparison.

      The kinds of animals that locals use can be used locally, by definition. It would make the US troops seem more human, and caring for actual animals may reduce the dehumanisation/PTSD of those troops after a decade+ at war.

      And troops can periodically donate animals to villages. Good for hearts'n'minds. (Particularly if the US breeding program selects only the most combat-trainable animals, leaving you with some excess each year, but also as the animal age too much for heavily loaded mountain patrols but are still okay for farm-work on flatter ground.)

      But, the key is that if there was a need for LS3, then the US would already be using pack animals. They aren't, so there probably isn't.

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    4. Re:One you forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Donkeys with blinkers and ear-mufflers don't startle easy. Donkeys don't die easy, not as easily as a complex machine does. The machine does have the advantage of being repairable. However the donkey has the advantage of being replaceable, and comes with its own equipment for that.

    5. Re:One you forgot by peragrin · · Score: 1

      a robot will take more than one bullet though. Unless it is a really lucky shot.

      animals will only take one bullet.

      Also the trick is we are using pack animals we call them humvee's. Of course that is assuming there is a road to drive it on. if there are no roads, vehicles don't do so well.

      Guess what the conditions of where we have been fighting are like?

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    6. Re:One you forgot by ultranova · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But, the key is that if there was a need for LS3, then the US would already be using pack animals. They aren't, so there probably isn't.

      Don't think of it as a robotized donkey, think of it as a jeep that can move in really rought terrain. Also, there's obvious future benefits to supporting this kind of thing, since walking is far superior to wheels anywhere except roads - and nothing stops you from attaching wheels on the bottoms of a walking robot's feet.

      Just imagine it: a two-ton walking, climbing, rollerblading autonomous spider tank armed with lasers, capable of dodging rockets, never sleeping, never resting, tirelessly prowling the night looking for its intended targets... And just to go that extra mile, we could equip it with a glucose-burning fuel cell and have it suck its victims dry with its titanium mandibles. And if you do get a lucky hit, the thing will release a horde of flying robotized killer bees that attack everything in sight.

      The possibilities are endless.

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    7. Re:One you forgot by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "animals will only take one bullet."

      You have never hunted before, have you.

      They can take more than 1 bullet easily. I have seen deer that were taken that had old bullet wounds that healed up and one even had an arrow head and shank inside it that healed and had a fiberous mass around it.

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    8. Re:One you forgot by dywolf · · Score: 1

      its not about the number of bullets they can take.
      we replaced animal when we started getting these things called "horseless carriages". yet if you know your history there were times we still used animals, primarily donkeys, in remote inaccessible places, even into WW2 and Korea, and a couple tiems in vietnam too. but even that has fallen by the wayside because now we have helicopters to get to really remote rough places.

      also we lightened much of the load a soldier is required to carry; or looked at another way, a soldier can carry the same weight, but carry more stuff cause the indivudal items are lighter now. either way, reduced need for a supplemental carrier for most missions where a vehicle is impractical.

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    9. Re:One you forgot by toolie · · Score: 1

      They can take more than 1 bullet easily. I have seen deer that were taken that had old bullet wounds that healed up and one even had an arrow head and shank inside it that healed and had a fiberous mass around it.

      And I'm sure that deer stuck around and listened to it's handler after it was shot or hit with the arrow also.

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    10. Re:One you forgot by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      Your last point is key, but given that in the years spent developing this thing you have to figure they already know this, which leads us back to square one of no pretenses, why is DARPA creating this thing if not for immediate military use?

      I think when you ask that, it becomes relatively obvious. This is a prototype. Next step is one which can carry 600 pounds. Follow that with the 800lb prototype that goes into use; it has a seat and a gun and suddenly we have a mechanized armor unit that can move in the woods and walk up a rocky mountain side, while being small enough to hide well.

      This is the first prototype of the future of armored infantry units, the eventuality being two branches: actual human driven mechs on one side, and land-drones on the other side. If I had to guess because of how succesfull air-drones have been, land-drones would be first, think about it; air-drones only get to identify targets for a short period during fly-by from hundreds of feet away, this thing could study targets for a while from much shorter distances to increase accuracy of going after non-civilian targets.

    11. Re:One you forgot by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      To further my point, a mule? Why are they even bothering to say this? Well frankly, if DARPA went out saying they were creating an unmanned mechanized death machine which has cameras and software that causes it to follow (read: chase) people through the woods people would flip out. Donkeys carrying water following the troops are a much nicer image than spider-bot carrying gun chasing enemies through a cave.

    12. Re:One you forgot by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Just imagine it: a two-ton walking, climbing, rollerblading autonomous spider tank armed with lasers, capable of dodging rockets, never sleeping, never resting, tirelessly prowling the night looking for its intended targets... And just to go that extra mile, we could equip it with a glucose-burning fuel cell and have it suck its victims dry with its titanium mandibles. And if you do get a lucky hit, the thing will release a horde of flying robotized killer bees that attack everything in sight.

      I don't have to imagine it, I've seen all the Ghost in the Shell anime.

    13. Re:One you forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... Terminator anyone?

    14. Re:One you forgot by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      You have never hunted either, have you?

      When was the last time you saw an animal get shot and not run off in a panic? If it fell over and died straight away, that would be better. You wouldn't have to chase the wounded animal to retrieve your gear. I'd be pissed if my ammo and extra food ran away.

      If an LS3 got shot, it wouldn't run away.

  9. Impractical by Douglas001 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This thing seems extremely complex, loud and expensive for something that could be done by a horse or a donkey.

    1. Re:Impractical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I agree this sounds like a great idea.

    2. Re:Impractical by Ryanrule · · Score: 4, Insightful

      These new-fangled cars will never catch on. I could just ride my horse where I need to go.

    3. Re:Impractical by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 3, Informative

      Donkeys have problems. They need constant food and water (who's going to carry that?) Donkeys need veterinary care. Donkeys freak out if anyone fires a weapon nearby (guns are really loud, in case you didn't know...and you probably don't). Donkeys are intentionally targeted by the enemy and must be protected. This robot has all the advantages of the Terminator. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the batteries run out.

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    4. Re:Impractical by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      This thing seems extremely complex, loud and expensive for something that could be done by a horse or a donkey.

      Special Forces units have received training in handling horses and donkeys, because they turned out to be utterly necessary in Afghanistan and Pakistan. But Army or marine units do not have the same level of autonomy as the Special Forces, which means the military would rather give them a technical solution than a living and breathing one.

      More importantly, it's hard to round up enough local donkeys/horses for a large number of soldiers and you certainly can't airdrop them from a plane.

      /ASFAIK, The US Military no longer has any stables for training soldiers in handling horses or donkeys

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    5. Re:Impractical by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Special Forces units have received training in handling horses and donkeys, because they turned out to be utterly necessary in Afghanistan and Pakistan. But Army or marine units do not have the same level of autonomy as the Special Forces, which means the military would rather give them a technical solution than a living and breathing one.

      Or, you can just use your special forces folks to train the grunts on horse and donkey handling. Somebody is going to have to be trained to use (and fix) robo mule.

      More importantly, it's hard to round up enough local donkeys/horses for a large number of soldiers and you certainly can't airdrop them from a plane.

      You BREED animals - that's how you make more of them. Happens pretty naturally. And you can do it in remarkably low tech circumstances. Instead of a complex of expensive buildings full of highly paid people, you can use a farm.

      And animals of all sorts have been air dropped.

      ASFAIK, The US Military no longer has any stables for training soldiers in handling horses or donkeys

      We still have farms, fields and oats. That, along with some vets and a couple of privates, is all that you really need.

      Horses for courses.

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    6. Re:Impractical by rvw · · Score: 2

      This robot has all the advantages of the Terminator. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until the batteries run out.

      It can be hacked. It will be hacked. We all know that. It's going to happen with the drones first. Whether it's the Iranians, some Russians in Iraq or Chinese in North Korea, it's just a matter of time.

    7. Re:Impractical by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Why would this thing be connected to a network? When it is providing assistance to a platoon which is within immediate distance, there is no need for a network. I mean, sure it could be on a network if it were operating completely by itself, but do you really think the Army is going to risk its high tech toys falling into enemy hands?

      Drones, on the other hand, could possibly be hacked. But I hope they are using some strong authentication system between drone and operator, e.g. 2048 bit DSA. Standard methods do not work on someone on the other side of a lot of guns.

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    8. Re:Impractical by runeghost · · Score: 1

      My money is on some talented teen in the United States. With increasing levels of domestic drone deployment such kids will have levels of access to drones that only rural villagers on the Af-Pak border previously had.

    9. Re:Impractical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whether it is easier to hack it or destroy it is two seperate things.

      Stingers are cheaper then Cryptography experts

    10. Re:Impractical by rwise2112 · · Score: 1

      I thought the military already had these, except without legs. They come in various forms, and the different form have varous names like truck, ATV, tank, etc.

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  10. Re:goatfart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so in this metaphor china is actual goat shit, right?

  11. Well done DARPA! by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is perfect for me. I love sports, so long as I'm the one watching them and not playing them. I hate exercise. I love TV, eating and shopping, but carrying my purchases around the shopping center is hard work. Oh yeah I can use a push trolley, but they don't always go all the way out to the car park. And even if they do, how am I supposed to lift them into the trunk and get them out again? Do I look like Superman? So it's great to see DARPA producing technology with civilian applications, and just in time for Xmas! But I want it smaller, with speed stripes and a spoiler, so back to the drawing board I am afraid. But perhaps these civilian versions can pave the way for a later military version? America will be grateful. signed, Grateful taxpayer.

  12. warfighters? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a pulp-novel word for people who fight in wars. Specializations include gunshooter and woundfixer.

    1. Re:warfighters? by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

      Apparently soldiers in the marine corps are easily offended

    2. Re:warfighters? by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      As a general rule, anyone who uses the term "warfighter" is desperately trying to sell you something.

  13. Re:Your comment is invalid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A Four armed katfish??!!? Yeeeah buddy. sign me up. Is that 'nother one a dem de'r darpa darpa projects?

  14. R2D2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So is this going to evolve to R2D2 in future. Robot sidekick?

    1. Re:R2D2 by DeTech · · Score: 1

      Mor like an R2D2 / donkey from Shrek hybrid.

  15. Apropos beast of burden by c0lo · · Score: 1
    TFS

    a soldier hand over her rucksack to a robotic beast of burden

    adds to the cognitive burden of the soldier

    Free association of ideas: how long 'til the soldier's burden of cognition is entirely handed over to the robotic beast?

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  16. So the Big Dog is deployed... by dbc · · Score: 5, Informative

    Boston Dynamics has been working on this (and posting YouTube videos) for years. That this exists isn't news. That it is finally deployed, OK, a little newsy, but nobody that follows robotics is unaware of Big Dog.

    BTW -- here is a hilarious spoof video:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXI4WWhPn-U
    but search for 'big dog' and watch some of the real ones first. Then the spoof - it's a crack up.

    1. Re:So the Big Dog is deployed... by c4tp · · Score: 1

      Hadn't seen that spoof. That was the funniest thing I've seen in quite a while, thanks for that. The real Big Dog always creeps me the fuck out.

    2. Re:So the Big Dog is deployed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was fantastic! Thanks for the link, love it.
      I agree with the poster below, Big Dog is one of the scariest things I've ever seen, imagine that bastard loaded up with 50lbs of high explosives, tracking you through woods...

  17. M.U.L.E. by Jookey · · Score: 4, Funny

    The competing agency FARPA is developing competitor to the LS3 technology. The name for this project is the Military Utility Logistics Engine. The stats are about the same except:
    MULE has a payload of only 200lbs
    MULE is quieter
    MULE is capable of in situ resource utilization simplifying logistics
    MULE is capable of doubling as a food source.
    MULE's per unit cost is .01% of LS3 technology.

    FARPA is also working on a more advanced project known as DONKEY, that will have self replicating abilities. Unfortunately this project is still in the early development stages.

    When asked about the cost discrepancy between the $5,000,000,000 LS3 project vs the much more cost effective $500 MULE project, Congressmen Porkbarrel, R, MA replied: "I'm sorry I cant hear you over the sound of all this bribe money"

    Here is a link to an early prototype of LS3:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=NZ&v=VXJZVZFRFJc

    1. Re:M.U.L.E. by mbstone · · Score: 0

      Actually the classified name is PUPPY (Portable Utility Pack, Personnel, Y-Model). Essentially a dog wearing a Heinlein suit, PUPPY will be able to fetch grenades and chase tanks while simultaneously sniffing out the enemy's rear flank.

    2. Re:M.U.L.E. by turing_m · · Score: 1

      You don't want the DONKEY. You want an advanced recon model, the one that pairs Data Acquisition Technology with the Autonomous Sumpter System. Included of course are HUD sunglasses.

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    3. Re:M.U.L.E. by goodmanj · · Score: 2

      "Congressmen Porkbarrel, R, MA replied: "I'm sorry I cant hear you over the sound of all this bribe money""

      As a resident of Massachusetts, I'm insulted. Congressman Porkbarrel is a Democrat.

  18. Good old fashoned rebranding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like how it's no longer "solders", it's "warfighters"! So much more exciting and adventureous! And if you think this new naming is accidental watch the next UFC ppv, enjoy the us army paid full length commercials and Mike Goldberg say the word "Warfighters" a few thousand times like a telemarketer after learning your name.

    1. Re:Good old fashoned rebranding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the Army will still say "soldier".

      They use "warfighter" to refer to a member of any of the armed forces.
      It's shorter than saying "soldier, sailor, marine, or airman."

    2. Re:Good old fashoned rebranding! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like how it's no longer "solders", it's "warfighters"! So much more exciting and adventureous! And if you think this new naming is accidental watch the next UFC ppv, enjoy the us army paid full length commercials and Mike Goldberg say the word "Warfighters" a few thousand times like a telemarketer after learning your name.

      U.S. Army: soldier
      U.S. Navy: sailor
      U.S. Air Force: airman, airwoman
      U.S. Marine Corps: Marine
      All-encompassing term for any of the above: warfighter
      Deal with it.

  19. In the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, project mule completed. Now build us the T-800, that's what we really want in the field!

  20. Advantage in autonomy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it is following soldiers around, whats the advantage in it not being driven by a human?

    1. Re:Advantage in autonomy? by DeTech · · Score: 1

      Have you ever tried to shoot someone while driving a donkey? It's really hard. Like Contra hard.

    2. Re:Advantage in autonomy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it is following soldiers around, whats the advantage in it not being driven by a human?

      A driver means one less forward pointing rifle.

  21. Politically Correct is Incorrect in Summary by estitabarnak · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "Darpa figures that it's illogical to make a soldier hand over her rucksack to a robotic beast of burden if she's then got to be preoccupied with 'joysticks and computer screens' to guide it forward." (Emphasis mine.)

    I know that people love sounding politically correct by arbitrarily changing "he" to "she," but in this particular case, it's not only silly but probably wrong. We've been hearing a fair amount lately about how female soldiers aren't allowed in designated combat zones, such as in this piece http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=166303415 In other words, "she" is statistically unlikely compared to "he," here.

    It's a funny time when we start to trade in /actual/ correctness for political correctness.

    1. Re:Politically Correct is Incorrect in Summary by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 2

      When she enters her battle zone, shopping malls sales, she always needs a 'mule' to carry her bags and also as cash supply unit. Therefore "hand over her rucksack to a robotic beast of burden"

    2. Re:Politically Correct is Incorrect in Summary by slimdave · · Score: 2

      Also she'd have to hand the controls over to a male colleague if this thing needs to be backed into a tight parking spot.

    3. Re:Politically Correct is Incorrect in Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not a case of political correctness here. Part of the (largely unspoken) goal of this military project is to reduce the average mass of the soldier's gear and kit. Aside from all the obvious advantageous, it also serves to eliminate part of the physical disadvantages which most female troops have. This could eventually lead to more women in uniform and in combat positions.
      In other words, the reason for the use of 'she' is because they are thinking of women in particular when looking into battlefield applications.

    4. Re:Politically Correct is Incorrect in Summary by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

      It's a funny time when we start to trade in /actual/ correctness for political correctness.

      It's not funny, it's sad. Very sad only.

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    5. Re:Politically Correct is Incorrect in Summary by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up!

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  22. Here is a couple of early prototype videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think these older versions of the BigDog are much cooler.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXJZVZFRFJc

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

  23. wheels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really wish they'd put a T-1000 skull-head on it

    Seriously though, I think they should put some wheels on it, because those crappy legs aren't going to work in every situation. Wheels are efficient in many places too, so the thing should have both.

    1. Re:wheels by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Informative

      Those legs work in more situations than wheels do.

    2. Re:wheels by DaveSlash · · Score: 1

      Yes to the skull.

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  24. All in the packing by Skywolfblue · · Score: 2

    It's the size of a horse, not as agile as a horse, not as intelligent as a horse, and about a million times more noisy then a horse.

    Donkey's can be frightened pretty easy yes, Horses if they're not trained, but War-Horses can handle extreme battle conditions pretty well.

    Food vs. Batteries is a pretty even trade off. The robot is screwed if an EMP goes off, Horses are going to starve if there isn't any grass. A horse can beat 20miles in a day. /cue "interesting factoid thinking about that made me look up: (The world record is some 160km in about 6 and a half hours)"

    The only really good reason I can think of is packing. You could probably stick this on the back of a Humvee, which isn't really possible with a horse.

    1. Re:All in the packing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Horses are worse at rough terrain and their hooves are more sensitive. Donkeys can work without horseshoes.

  25. System and scale is very important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do I mean by that?

    - All training sessions for various types of missions would have to take into account all the different ways a mule can act and be ill. What if the mule runs off? What if the mule starts screaming like hell? What if the mule refuses to budge? What if the mule gets a bad leg scrape on day 2 of a 4 day trip? What if you have several mules and they do different things? Mules add far more complexity than robots.

    - The same in a camp. You absolutely would need to have all the mules in a big storage area. Let's then say someone lobs a grenade in. How do you check all the mules? How do you clear them for use? With robots, you have a set 50-step process to check for damage, and if it checks out, then it's always clear. With mules you'd have to give each one individual care. Surgery? Or just put down every one with a spot of blood from a potential fracture wound?

    - Robots scale at will. If you're going to move 10000 men through a very rocky area, you can simply airlift as many robots as you want at will. Having as many mules as you want, when you want it, is a lot harder.

    Basically the army is all about systems of doing things. Drills etc. are all standardised. Robots fit perfectly in a context like that, but mules quite badly.

    Note that military and law enforcement that use animals always have a dedicated handler as a separate job. That lets this person deal with all the complexities of the animal.

  26. Just ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's funny how when contractors are involved a $500 live mule mutates into a multimillion dollar robotic mule that takes a team to maintain. Live mules self replicate and can live off cheap forage instead of expensive fuel and heal themselves and don't need mechanics. The robots look cool and do a good job but a live mule can still out perform one in every category from endurance to load they can carry and they don't need a factory to make one just two horny mules.

    1. Re:Just ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't need a factory to make one just two horny mules.

      I'm really surprised you didn't know this, but two horny mules are useless for reproduction.
      They're the canonical example of the sterile interspecific hybrid.

  27. Most Excellent for Psych Ops! by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    Give that puppy three Kerberos heads and train him in Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennels. He should snarl, spit fire and rabidly foam at the mouth at soldiers' commands. Chainsaw saber-tooth fangs and Ginsu claws are a must.

    When the local yokels see the soldiers on patrol with the Hound of the Devil, it will scare the Bejesus out of them, and they will skedaddle, like their asses were on fire.

    David Blaine could ride the donkey, and perform bizarre street magic tricks that weird out the locals. The insurgents will be like totally convinced that their enemies have evil supernatural powers. Suicide bomber volunteer rates will plummet:

    "I ain't dying near those goddamned evil bastards! They'll be takin' my soul right back with them straight to Hell!"

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  28. Not inventive enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darpa figures that it's illogical to make a soldier hand over her rucksack to a robotic beast of burden if she's then got to be preoccupied with 'joysticks and computer screens' to guide it forward.

    To me it is more logical to make a biped humanoid walker to carry burden, follow, imitate, and draw enemy fire from real human onto itself. Hopefully, this robo-shadow should also double as exoskeleton to the soldier, but soldier should have control it through another, "movement pickup" suit to enable simple remote control of robot when it is on its own. When following soldier over complicated terrain, simple time delayed imitation algorithm could allow robot to keep in step.

  29. Artist's Impression by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    When asked to come up with a "headless companion to carry equipment and aid our marines when out on duty" the first suggestion was this

  30. All you nay-sayers... by udoschuermann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What all you nay-sayers forget is that this is only the very beginning of (debatable) usefulness. What comes out of this research over the next 10, 30 or 50 years, however, may prove surprising, and not just for how far this "mule" has come, but what other technologies it throws off along the way.

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    1. Re:All you nay-sayers... by socrplayr813 · · Score: 1

      What all you nay-sayers forget is that this is only the very beginning of (debatable) usefulness. What comes out of this research over the next 10, 30 or 50 years, however, may prove surprising, and not just for how far this "mule" has come, but what other technologies it throws off along the way.

      Mod parent up. This always bothers me with these kinds of stories. While the immediate usefulness of this particular project may be questionable, the long-term benefit of this type of research is potentially huge, and the best way to find the flaws and improve the technology is to put it to the test in real situations.

      DARPA and NASA (and other similar organizations) projects very often result in tons of technologies that provide huge benefits across the board. When you aim for the stars, even if you fall a little short, you still often hit a worthwhile target. Just think about robotics, the internet, advanced materials, all kinds of food safety improvements, etc. All of these things that we take for granted now were the direct result or biproducts of DARPA and NASA projects. The world would NOT be the same as it is without this type of research.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_spin-off_technologies
      http://dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/curiosity/topics/ten-nasa-inventions.htm

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    2. Re:All you nay-sayers... by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      This thing already has been created to follow soldiers and carry 400lbs, how much tweaking does it take to attach a camera with wifi and a gun to this thing, then all the dude with the joystick has to do is click on the enemy from the camera and it already knows how to chase that person firing at him. Fun animal-like robot is just the cover story, the real story here is a prototype for an unmanned land-drone. The air-drones are capable of following a target on their own, this thing already has that ability built in, not much longer now before the curtain is dropped and footage of this thing chasing someone through a market firing at him appears.

  31. Good luck driving a car through a swamp by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    Or a forest with no roads or a rocky slope or 101 other types of terrain where wheels are useless.

    The point is that for some things animals are still better than mechanised vehicles, even ones with tracks or artificial legs.

    1. Re:Good luck driving a car through a swamp by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The point is that for some things animals are still better than mechanised vehicles, even ones with tracks or artificial legs.

      It is almost certain that a horse or a donkey is better than this thing, but it's also almost certain that this thing will improve faster than horses or donkeys do, and with far less ethical problems or unfortunate implications. It might well be worth it to invest in a solution that's inferior in the short run to get long-term benefits.

      And one obvious benefit this thing has is the ability to scale up, all the way to heavy equipment size. Walking trucks have obvious military benefits, walking forestry machines would allow efficient harvesting without damaging the ecosystem, walking firetrucks could make rescue operations easier, walking and climbing police spider robots would make it easy to terrorize the general population into submission, and so on.

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    2. Re:Good luck driving a car through a swamp by macshome · · Score: 1

      For a moment I thought you meant Highway 101 in California. Wheels are often useless there as well.

  32. You're wasting your breath by Viol8 · · Score: 1

    On here - if its not a tech solution its not a solution. The fact that the afghans are still using donkeys very effectively and cheaply should tell the US military something , but then they wouldn't be able to waste a few billion quid on a something that is to a donkey what a water pistol is to an AK47.

    Or maybe its all down to pressure by PETA.

    1. Re:You're wasting your breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why on earth would the US military bother to convert a few billion dollars to pounds before spending them?

  33. Read Kipling by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1
    Parade song of the camp animals.

    Like a lot of Kipling's verse, it starts off on a positive note and then the anti-war bit comes in at the end. But see the section for the "screw-gun mules".

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  34. The first cannon? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    Artillery was pulled by horses and loaded on mules until well into the 20th Century. WW1 was a terrible bloodbath of innocent animals as well as people. In WW2, Germany reserved oil for critical military applications (like the ineffective V-weapons) and a lot of horses were still used. We have actually become slightly more civilised.

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    From scarped cliff or quarried stone she cries "A thousand types are gone, I care for nothing, no not one."
  35. Army Intelligence by Kupfernigk · · Score: 1

    It's usually political unintelligence that is at the root of the problem. The Army has to do the stupid things that keep politicians believing they are in control. It was the military that didn't want to invade Iraq, but chimp and dick overrode them.

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  36. Animals don't improve their performance as fast by Su27K · · Score: 1

    mechanised vehicles are being improved all the time, you can laugh at Big Dog, but it's just a prototype, it will get better very fast.

    1. Re:Animals don't improve their performance as fast by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Thats certainly true, but until its as good as the alternatives there's no point in using it on a battlefield. Horses were still being used long after the internal combustion engine was invented simply because they were far better in muddy fields than anything mechanised until the tank came along and even then it couldn't do everything a horse could do with the equipment of the day. Once equipment started being designed around the tank however that was another matter.

    2. Re:Animals don't improve their performance as fast by Su27K · · Score: 1

      I think it would depend on the definition of "good", it's certainly true that animals may have some advantages over the current version of robotic mule, but there're other areas that the robots are already better (can lift more weights, can provide electricity, no need for training and handling), it all depends on what you're trying to accomplish. I think someone above explained it pretty well why robots may be a better fit for military organization than animals. BTW, I don't have much experience in horses, but I heard they're pretty costly to maintain, which is why only the rich can afford them.

  37. Sure they can make more donkeys by Su27K · · Score: 1

    It takes 11 to 14 months, the war would be over by then.

  38. Wish I didn't answer the damn question by Su27K · · Score: 1

    so that I can mod you up. Well said.

  39. This isn't new at all by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    Human history is full of headless commanders-in-chief, who will ever care about a headless mule ?!?

  40. Personal Preference by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

    I would rather have 2 zombies with their arms and jaw removed to carry my gear.

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    1. Re:Personal Preference by AwesomeMcgee · · Score: 1

      handless toothless zombies are funny. They just stump and maw at you. Why has this character not been in any movies yet??

  41. Making sure it's not as loud as a lawnmower... by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    and can work without a constant supply of gasoline (unlikely), would be desirable too.

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  42. Shoot me by echogen · · Score: 1

    It has written "Shoot me" on the head, Ah wait, It does not has a head to start with!

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  43. "Game over, man! Game over!" by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "Holy shit! That thing's real?!?!?"

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  44. Gun carriage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until we see a mk 19 or a 50 cal machine gun mounted to one of these?

  45. Why are my taxes being spent on this? by 3seas · · Score: 1

    I do not approve of such spending.... there are netter thing to spend tax payer money on. i.e. http://www.unesco.org/education/tlsf/mods/theme_a/interact/www.worldgame.org/wwwproject/index.shtml

    This is a republic where all voices are heard and representiotives representing the taxpayers but how are they to know what or how to represent if the taxpayers have no voice in ho to use the taxes each personally pay?

    Open sopurce software doesn't work the way the US corrupted politicaly system does. If it did it'd be seriously in debt.

    1. Re:Why are my taxes being spent on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You voiced your opinion and were heard, you just got outvoted. Sorry, welcome to the world, where you really aren't a special snowflake.

    2. Re:Why are my taxes being spent on this? by Khashishi · · Score: 1

      outvoted? Since when did voting have anything to do with it?

  46. GET IT OVER WITH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mount a gun on that thing. It's simply a matter of time.

  47. Project Pelican by machinelou · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a very expensive donkey/mule replacement. Why not just use real animals?

    I completely agree. In WWII, american scientists trained pigeons to steer bombs toward targets. One or more pigeons would actually be placed in a bomb and peck on a clear disc that would actuate the bombs fins. Training was fairly straight forward and their accuracy was better than anything else available at the time, including radar (although radar was still fairly new). The project was ultimately disbanded because the military wasn't interested.

  48. Not silly by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Does the LS3 work after being shot up?

    Why not? It could be fairly armored to take most machine gun fire without damage.

    Silly comparison.

    I agree. It's absurd to think a mule is anywhere near as robust in taking fire as something made of metal.

    The kinds of animals that locals use can be used locally, by definition.

    Most locals are not under fire often.

    It would make the US troops seem more human

    That is a good point, but it's the only thing better about using animals.

    It also increases you need for supplies (though possibly not more than the need for some sort of fuel for the robot would).

    But, the key is that if there was a need for LS3, then the US would already be using pack animals.

    They are, it's called "infantry".

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    1. Re:Not silly by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1

      >It would make the US troops seem more human

      >That is a good point, but it's the only thing better about using animals.

      I disagree. I believe in most situations it's best to make US soldiers seem, to the extent possible, like technodemons summoned from the cauldrons of American science wizards.

      The less known and the more presumed about a US soldier's abilities the easier it will be to fight. Give them night vision and guns that can shoot around corners. Give them air conditioned self supporting strength enhancing armor. Give them networks that let every soldier know where every other soldier in his squad is. Give them flying death robots and laser guns. Emulate every desired superpower you can from ESP to precognizance to golems and X-ray vision. Make every US soldier a nightmare for his enemies, inflating his capabilities beyond any enemy simulation and in the end we'll save money by not having to actually use these abilities.

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  49. Voice Commands by DickBreath · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    > The robot's squad leader can issue 10 basic commands to tell the robot to do such things as
    > stop, sit, follow him tightly, follow him on the corridor, and go to specific coordinates.


    How about commands like: roll over, beg, shake hands, speak and shoot that guy over there?

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    1. Re:Voice Commands by qbast · · Score: 1

      - shoot this guy!
      - no! shoot that one!

      *confused robot shoots everybody*

  50. Warfighters? by fredrated · · Score: 1

    Are those, like, soldiers?

  51. Re:Voice Commands, easy for enemy by Errol+backfiring · · Score: 1

    So all the enemy has to do is shout "SELF-DESTRUCT!". Brilliant.

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  52. I suppose we are stuck with "Warfighters" by macshome · · Score: 1

    They are soldiers! As far as I know the "warfighters" term came around during the 2nd Bush presidency, but I may be wrong.

    I remember doing some work in the Pentagon at the time and everywhere there were signs about "warfighters". It's an asinine political terminology created to make everyone feel included when discussing the military. It would be like calling a programmer a "keyboardtyper".

  53. DARPA knows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For ages donkeys, horses, camels and elephants (and many other animals) have been forced into combat against their will. We used their survival instinct to not only make them carry our crap but to also fight to the death, sniff out bombs and all kinds of other things that they never signed up for.
    For years DARPA has been running experiments on extra sensory perception and mental telepathy. They may have also communicated with animals and determined that they just don't want to be involved in our malicious behavior anymore.

  54. Come on by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    They can take more than 1 bullet easily.

    Not while doing anything rational. You have a pack strapped to that deer? If you did can you imagine it being easy to get to with the animal shot?

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  55. A headless horse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've heard horror stories about that recently...

  56. Scariest thing ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long before they're weaponized. Just imagine a platoon of 20 or so of these things with machine guns and rpg's coming at you. I think the noise alone would freak me out.

    1. Re:Scariest thing ever by qbast · · Score: 1

      Just scale it up a bit and you have AT-AT.

  57. Does it come in camouflage? by volvox_voxel · · Score: 1

    Imagine trying to look inconspicuous with -that- thing trailing behind you -wry grin-. ,..Just about as bad as being backed by a regiment of bagpipers.

  58. I can already see the improvements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Next step: Armor, brush cutters, and the ability to fire squad support weapons. This will become a ground-based drone.

  59. Guy called Alexander on line 1 by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    We solved this by putting the soldier on top of the load carrier.

    Signed:
        The Ancient Greeks, Persians etc

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