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Tesla, Ford, Amazon Hint At Cloudy Future For Cars

Nerval's Lobster writes "The automobile, once the most analog of technologies, is rapidly becoming a smartphone on wheels: Amazon announced Feb. 13 that Ford SYNC Applink-equipped vehicles will include the Amazon Cloud Player, allowing drivers to access their music libraries via voice command or dashboard controls. Ford isn't the only automotive company seeking to integrate cloud computing into the driving experience. Tesla Motors' Model S electric sedan boasts a 17-inch capacitive touch-screen in place of the usual dashboard buttons and dials. And who could forget Google's self-driving car? This isn't a future everybody wants—there are more than a few wannabe Steve McQueens who won't feel complete unless they can stomp on a pedal connected to an internal-combustion engine, flick a physical dashboard knob to the radio station of their choice, and peel out their driveway in a cloud of burning rubber. But as the latest technology migrates into automobiles, it could well be the future we're going to receive."

231 comments

  1. Cloudy future! by bunbuntheminilop · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh! I see what you did there!

    1. Re:Cloudy future! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      If SYNC has anything to do with it it will be.

      I had a rental with SYNC and it was the most horribly designed thing ever.

      two quick examples:
      1) there were two very different menu items with the same name (audio settings), and both were multi level deep. Every time I started the car I had to find the correct one because of
      2) none of the settings stuck, every time I connected my phone via bluetooth it would do headset only and pop-up to adjust input from "audio settings" to play the music.

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  2. Cognitive science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more things you add to a car that distract the driver the less safe they'll be.

    Entirely unrelated: the more digital cars get the more unreliable they will become.

    1. Re:Cognitive science by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It already costs a good amount to get, for example, a basic replacement temperature control knob thing, whatever the hell the proper name for it is. I don't want to know what a 17" touchscreen will cost, even a decade into the future, just to get your fan/heater/AC controls working again. I really do not like the way cars are heading; even without the cost, who says I want all this bullshit? Seriously, the more computerized they make cars, the more revolting they get.

    2. Re:Cognitive science by capaslash · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree. Cell phones and texting and all that jazz is making crashes more common. It's killing people, literally. It's as bad as driving drunk, some people have said. I just bought a '12 Civic Si and I plan on driving it for 10+ years, so I don't have to worry about tech ruining my ride. Stick shift n' clutch all the way, baby. Electronic doodads are just a sideshow anyways. The real advancement in automobile tech will be whatever energy source dethrones these godawful fossil fuels we use to power vehicles.

    3. Re:Cognitive science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Entirely unrelated: the more digital cars get the more unreliable they will become.

      You realize cars have been almost completely computer-controlled for about a decade? Digital isn't to be equated with unreliable, bad design is.

    4. Re:Cognitive science by korgitser · · Score: 2

      commenting to remove my accidental -1. mod parent underrated.

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    5. Re:Cognitive science by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      well.. that depends..

      the 17" touchscreen instead of proper controls is actually a cost cutting measure. less designing, less tooling, less commitment early on in the design phase.

      so a 17" touchscreen should be easier to source than exotic lever systems.

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    6. Re:Cognitive science by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      Funny, i passed on the Civic partly because the instrument cluster was too hi-tech. Went with the '11 Corolla with a more standard instrument cluster.

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    7. Re:Cognitive science by umghhh · · Score: 2

      Indeed. I think however that as with any trend it will evolve. I think cars becoming more sophisticated (well ....) become also more and more expensive. It may be that automation of driving experience may be at t he same time expensive for a common owner and cheap if used as a service. If these things can drive by themselves why not let them drive the whole day long instead of two commuting drives a day plus some odd shopping, cinema, massage parlor drives a week? I can imagine that you live in a metropolitan area this may be a good choice and one enforced by raising prices. I do not mind if that were the case. OC car companies would not appreciate that this much as such new trend would mean less cars sold but if I look at our streets and park lots I see too many cars not too few and frankly owning a car is a nuisance unless you live in a countryside. I have already met people leasing cars: one for commuting and common needs and another for holidays etc. Moving this direction would be perfect for me and I think plenty of other folks that do not want to bother having a car and caring for its maintenance etc. Hell if I had real brains I would patent the idea the hell out of public domain.

    8. Re:Cognitive science by epyT-R · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just the touchscreen either as it'll be a whole assembly, which certainly will not scale in the consumer's favor 10 years after the car was built.

    9. Re:Cognitive science by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      I was really interested in the Tesla S, until I saw the interior and found that everything is operated from the large touch screen display.

      No thanks. I will only buy a car with knobs and buttons for radio and climate controls.

    10. Re:Cognitive science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But really, touchscreens for dashboards? this is dangerous.

      I can just feel my way through the dials and buttons and find the correct one without taking my eyes off the road.

      With a touchscreen there is no choice.

      Add to this the inevitable tendency of makers to cram loads of tiny buttons on the touchscreen and one will need whole seconds of attention on the touchscreen for the most basic tasks!

    11. Re:Cognitive science by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Could you imagine driving one summer evening as the sun begins to lower behind you, and it's shining with all its brightness right onto your screen? How are you supposed to do anything... adjust fans, temperature, radio, and whatever else if you have to rely on that now-useless LCD screen? Waiting until I turn off or just hoping you'll get lucky that thick enough clouds cover it don't exactly sound like very good options. Very, very bad design.

    12. Re:Cognitive science by hedleyroos · · Score: 1

      It will be more expensive. Mercedes asked me the equivalent of $150 to replace my side mirror. Only the glass - no enclosure. And I have to give them my details for the privilege of buying it. You'll be paying $2000 if your 17" monitor cracks.

    13. Re:Cognitive science by donstenk · · Score: 2

      Touch screens are a really bad and dangerous idea in cars if not coupled with very good voice control. I briefly used Pioneer's App Radio and found it a good idea but utterly dangerous to even change radio channel whilst driving.

      Knobs and buttons all the way!

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    14. Re:Cognitive science by The+Snowman · · Score: 1

      The more things you add to a car that distract the driver the less safe they'll be.

      Distractions aside, let's say it is the middle of February and I am trying to operate this thing at 6:30 AM, like I will be in a few minutes from now when I leave for work. Let us also assume the touch screen has similar tactile properties to my smartphone.

      I doubt this will work with gloves on. If I take off my gloves, my fingertips will be hard as rock and that also does not work. In my experience, touch screens require fingers that are not too dry, not too wet, not too cold/hard. Winter could make these things nearly impossible to use, which would create a catch-22 if these things control the heater and defrost.

      I will take my old school knobs any day. I can operate them by feel, increasing safety. They work the same regardless of what the weather or season is.

      Another thing that will annoy me the next time I buy a car is crap like putting an iPhone port in it. Great: my family uses Android. Even if we did use iPhone, you know the next version that Apple shits out will change the connector anyway. Why not focus on the technology under the hood and stop feeling compelled to add the latest buzzword to the dashboard?

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    15. Re:Cognitive science by jackherer · · Score: 2

      I'm currently repairing my friends car made in 1999 that has the heater controls on a 7" LCD. It's not touchscreen, it uses physical controls but the setting is shown on the screen and it is impossible to even demist the windows without it.

      The replacement is prohibitively expensive but used units are available from end of life cars, however they may not last very long and the labour involved in fitting them is very lengthy.

    16. Re:Cognitive science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not entirely true. If some of these components are standardized, then the cost of producing a few thousand mechanical airconditioning control systems for your 97 saturn might be higer than the cost of producing 10 million capacitive touchscreens.

      Downside is, if the touchscreen breaks, all your controls break. Its a bit of a tradeoff. And if you want a basic basic car, get a Tata Nano.

    17. Re:Cognitive science by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Mercedes asked me the equivalent of $150 to replace my side mirror. Only the glass - no enclosure.

      Just use an independent garage. Even better, get a Haynes manual (are they available in the US?), buy the glass online, and fit it yourself. It shouldn't be a difficult job; I once replaced an entire wing mirror (on a Fiat, not a Merc, but it shouldn't be too different), and that was easy. Took less than half an hour.

      It shouldn't affect the warranty either, assuming it's still got one.

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    18. Re:Cognitive science by Luckyo · · Score: 1

      Companies who get much of their revenues on massively overpriced, ah excuse me "high margin" proprietary spare parts.

    19. Re:Cognitive science by thereitis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I looked at my in-laws new truck loaded with seat warmers, large touch-screen interface, maps, voice activation, backup camera, etc. etc. and my first thought was: nice, but this will be damn expensive to repair with so much electronics to go wrong. That would actually shy me away from buying one.

    20. Re:Cognitive science by SerpentMage · · Score: 1

      What planet did you grow up on? Of course it will affect the warranty! Car makers don't like you screwing around with the car while it is still under warranty for multiple reasons, with one being they like to squeeze money out of you.

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    21. Re:Cognitive science by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      you can get gloves with just enough metal/carbon in the fingertips to trigger a touch screen (or for single finger stuff use a stylus)

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    22. Re:Cognitive science by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      For replacing a piece of glass? It's no different than replacing a bulb or a tyre.

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    23. Re:Cognitive science by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but some parts are pretty much guaranteed to fail after X years, and be very expensive to replace. Example on my car the passenger side central locking was working only sporadically. Wasn't the solenoid; turned out to be the controller module, so cost over £500 to replace to fix the problem. Also, rain sensor on the windscreen - notorious for failing at around 4-5 years, requires a complete new windscreen + sensor module as they're bonded together. You might wonder why bother, but if that is not working, you either have to have the wipers full-on, or off; there's no intermittent setting, which quickly becomes very annoying.

    24. Re:Cognitive science by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      What planet did you grow up on? Of course it will affect the warranty! Car makers don't like you screwing around with the car while it is still under warranty for multiple reasons, with one being they like to squeeze money out of you.

      In the US, as long as you keep to the maintenance schedule, don't upgrade components (don't "chip" the engine, put those crazy large wheels on, etc.), and keep the receipts, working on your car yourself or having your own mechanic work on the car will not void your warranty. Modern cars usually have long service intervals (longer than someone should probably go between services if he will be keeping the car beyond the warranty period), so it isn't hard to keep to the maintenance schedule.

      The previously mentioned mirror likely costs $150 because it contains a heating element. One of my cars has a heated door mirror that is throwing intermittent failure codes; it is not just a piece of glass. Replacing just the glass in a door mirror (as opposed to the entire mirror assembly) can be complicated.

    25. Re:Cognitive science by Cyberax · · Score: 1

      Voice control is getting better. I can do almost everything that required physical interactions earlier with just voice commands on new cars.

    26. Re:Cognitive science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two steps forward, four steps back. When digital stereos started in cars, they replaced the knobs with buttons. It was a really stupid idea that probably cost lives. They smartened up and the knob (at least for volume) returned. Then they got even better and started putting the stereo controls on the steering wheel, which was even safer than the old all-knob analog stereos.

      Now, we go backwards again. Touchscreens for every control on the car?? It's an idea that's both ahead of its time and idiotic. idiotic because people will die, WTF is wrong with thos people?? Ahed of its time because when I get a self-driving car, the touch screen will no longer be dangerous.

    27. Re:Cognitive science by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      Electronic doodads are going to lead to the biggest change in our life in the last hundred years. GPS and cruise control will lead to the car knowing where it is and what is the speed limit and where there is and intersection. Therefore your car will not allow one to violate the law. There will be communication between every car within 300 feet of each other and traffic lights. If one is approaching a traffic light it will send the car the speed it will need to go to reach the light at the green condition. Cars will not allow lane changes unless it is safe and they will know when it is safe. Self driving vehicles will lead to a reduction of about a half in the need to drive. One will shop at home and everything will be delivered to them. This will lead to a reduction of at least 50% of the needed land for commercial enterprise. I can just see the local store with shelves 20 feet high because robots will collect the products and there will be no need for a parking lot since no one will shop there anymore. I do not see any reason why electronic doodads can not make driving an automobile just as safe as traveling by airplane

    28. Re:Cognitive science by s122604 · · Score: 1

      Entirely unrelated

      I think you meant "entirely bullshit" cars are more reliable now then they ever have been.
      Easy to work on? no.. but cars are more reliable, cleaner, safer, and faster than ever. A car that didn't need some kind of serious engine or transmission work before hitting 100,000 miles used to be the exception, now we get pissed off if we don't get this kind of reliability.

    29. Re:Cognitive science by SiChemist · · Score: 2

      The second part is entirely untrue. If you grew up in the 70's and 80's you would remember that a car owner would feel lucky to get 100,000 miles out of a car. Now, if you don't get at least that many miles, you bought a lemon. Better manufacturing techniques are part of it, of course, but no small part of the increased reliability is computer controlled combustion.

    30. Re:Cognitive science by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Why not focus on the technology under the hood and stop feeling compelled to add the latest buzzword to the dashboard?

      Because excitement and emotion sell cars, not practical merit. Sure, fuel economy is a practical consideration. But really cars are sold on image.

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    31. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Voice control is getting better. I can do almost everything that required physical interactions earlier with just voice commands on new cars.

      I dunno, they all seem to still get 'confused' a bit by my incessant yelling of "Asshole, get fuck out of my way you slow ass cocksucker..."

      It keeps asking if I want to turn left or something....

      :)

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    32. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I see too many cars not too few and frankly owning a car is a nuisance unless you live in a countryside.

      Not sure where you live, but unless you live in one of the few cities, like NYC or Chicago, in the US, if you don't have a car, you can't get anywhere.

      In most of the US, it isn't a nuisance or really even optional...it is a necessity of modern life.

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    33. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      GPS and cruise control will lead to the car knowing where it is and what is the speed limit and where there is and intersection. Therefore your car will not allow one to violate the law. There will be communication between every car within 300 feet of each other and traffic lights. If one is approaching a traffic light it will send the car the speed it will need to go to reach the light at the green condition. Cars will not allow lane changes unless it is safe and they will know when it is safe. Self driving vehicles will lead to a reduction of about a half in the need to drive.

      I hope to God this never happens fully in my lifetime...I actually have FUN driving.

      And, I only look at the speedometer when the radar detector comes on, or I see a cop nearby.

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    34. Re:Cognitive science by sahonen · · Score: 2

      I'm sure there will be a market for private roads where people can continue to drive manually for fun. Honestly, I don't want people having fun on the road I'm using to commute. I want them to be focused on operating their vehicles safely.

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    35. Re:Cognitive science by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Way back in '89 I ordered a car with only the options I wanted, and of course when it came in two months later, they hard-ball pitched an extended warranty. When the guy said "But if your digital dashboard fails, it'll cost you $1,300 !" it was nice to be able to respond "Yes, I specifically avoided that option". Aside from the dirty look he got for talking about the failures I was going to get with a new vehicle.

    36. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 0

      I'm sure there will be a market for private roads where people can continue to drive manually for fun. Honestly, I don't want people having fun on the road I'm using to commute. I want them to be focused on operating their vehicles safely.

      I've been driving performance cars all my life, I've never owned anything with more than two functiional seats, my cars accellerate, brake and handle better than most cars on the road.

      I drive at speeds safe for the current environment I'm in...terrain, surrounding traffic, weather, etc.

      Most of the time, it is perfectly safe for me to drive well in excess of the posted speed, and I do so.

      So, no worry about you putting along at your perceived safe speed, continue to do so, and you'll be just fine as I will be.

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    37. Re:Cognitive science by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Again, I'm sure that once manual driving becomes illegal on public roads, folks will start opening more private roads and tracks where you can do whatever the heck you want.

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    38. Re:Cognitive science by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      That is why I welcome this change. Yeah, I lose my ability to handle the car, but it keeps the people that shouldn't be driving from crashing their car into me. I will look forward to the day where I can take a nap on the way to work in my car.

    39. Re:Cognitive science by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      Another thing that will annoy me the next time I buy a car is crap like putting an iPhone port in it. Great: my family uses Android. Even if we did use iPhone, you know the next version that Apple shits out will change the connector anyway.

      Totally agree with that. I wish they would just stick a microusb port into the center of the dash with an adjustable cradle. I hate proprietary connectors.

    40. Re:Cognitive science by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      You might wonder why bother, but if that is not working, you either have to have the wipers full-on, or off; there's no intermittent setting, which quickly becomes very annoying.

      So, if you get rain sensors you lose the ability to have incremental adjustments to the wiper speed. One step forward and three steps back. I've also noticed on some cars you have no option to turn off the headlights either (not talking about daytime driving lights). I think I saw that in a Corolla I rented. It used to be polite when driving up to a manned gate to turn off your headlights, now with that there is no way to this.

    41. Re:Cognitive science by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, basically the rain sensor (BMW) overrides the intermittent timer, so although the controls are there for it, they don't actually do anything if the sensor hasn't enabled the wipers. Afterwards I found out that if the sensor's fuse is removed, then the intermittent hardware works again. Wish I'd known!

    42. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Yeah...but that will make my drive to work a bore.

      To me, whenever I get in the car to go anywhere I need to go...it is an adventure.

      I'd not like to see my fun and adventure relegated to only the weekends in certain places.

      Same with motorcycles...are we going to ban them from the open roads too?

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    43. Re:Cognitive science by sahonen · · Score: 1

      Yeah...but that will make my drive to work a bore.

      Too bad. My drive to work is boring already, automated driving would allow me to spend my time in the car productively rather than having to pay attention to the road the whole time. I don't understand your need to turn a commute into an adventure, I get in the car to go to the place where I will be having the adventure.

      Same with motorcycles...are we going to ban them from the open roads too?

      Yes. By the year 2100 people are going to shake their heads in disbelief at how reckless we were for operating our motor vehicles manually. And they'll look back in amusement at the first generation of automated vehicles which will still have manual controls, in the same way we look back at the first motor vehicles which had wooden horses attached to the front.

      Recreational driving should be separated from regular commuters for the same reason that you separate skate parks from pedestrian traffic.

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    44. Re:Cognitive science by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      Ahed of its time because when I get a self-driving car, the touch screen will no longer be dangerous.

      You're right. Instead, in those days the way the car drives on a road occupied by other computerized cars, human-driven cars, animals, pedestrians will be the danger. Not to mention all those specialized and sometimes high-traffic areas, like parking lots and random long and curvy driveways out in the middle of the country...

      In this case, I honestly don't know which is the greatest danger... the current roads full of people who can't drive anyway and are always distracted, or the roads of the future where your life is purely in the hands of software on wheels. They're both bad, but I can't see computerized auto-driving cars as being an improvement except in cases when it can prevent drunk driving accidents after someone leaves from a long night at the bar.

    45. Re:Cognitive science by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      And, I only look at the speedometer when the radar detector comes on, or I see a cop nearby.

      You do realize that by then, it's too late?

      There are better ways to not get caught - 90% of it is watching what cars are doing ahead of you (which you should anyway, of course).

    46. Re:Cognitive science by umghhh · · Score: 1

      I live in West of Germany which of course can be significantly different from your experience. Still the motives and issues are similar everywhere only the pressure and ability to solve them may be different: price and convenience as well as public policy are main factors to me and If I can get where I want in comfy way without hassle of switching trains, buses and god knows what then I would go for it. What I said about trends is also a fact in metropolitan areas - in Europe or at least in Germany and some other Nordic countries people tend to live in such centers - it is often possible with little trouble to live without a car for daily needs even if you have kids. I understand this is not something you can do on your own - public transport must be available to make it possible but that is what I just stated - if t rend continue we may have an opportunity to have public transport service that suits the individual needs better that it ever could and I am pretty sure some of us will have the chance to use it too then. Again price and convenience but also public policy may change things drastically. You would not expect such changes to happen in countries where big parts of population consider public policy as evil and their cars as god given gift but I would hate my life if I had to rely on my car for everything - driving is work for me and I work enough already.

    47. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Goodness...I feel sad for you.

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    48. Re:Cognitive science by sahonen · · Score: 1

      What, for having different hobbies than you? You're the one who feels the compulsion to make your commute interesting, is that because you don't have anything particularly interesting to do on either side of it? That sounds a lot more sad to me.

      I perform music. The rush of playing a packed house dwarfs anything that you could do even remotely safely on a public roadway. Sorry if I don't share the same emotional attachment for what I see as a tool for transporting myself and equipment between the things I do which are *actually* interesting.

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    49. Re:Cognitive science by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Nah...not meaning it like that...

      Just was sad that you don't enjoy what myself and many others enjoy.

      I LOVE music too...play a little, but certainly not in front of an audience, I'm not shy about getting in front of a crowd (I would have loved to have been Jimmy Page back in the day)...but I just don't know that much.

      Anyway...let's just agree to disagree on this one topic....we all get our rushes in many different ways, and hopefully in a number of different ways within the same individual!!

      Hoping some day, I see you playing while on tour...

      :)

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  3. Cloud by trdtaylor · · Score: 1

    Just what I need, the reliability of Amazon cloud systems in my vehicle.

    1. Re:Cloud by BlueParrot · · Score: 3, Insightful

      To be honest I would trust amazon more than the average driver.

      The main issue is probably privacy, but the internet is doing a good
      job of getting rid of that anyway.

  4. Yea, I like a physical knob by Osgeld · · Score: 5, Insightful

    it doesnt move depending on what mode my screen is in or require me to look to change the volume

    1. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by afidel · · Score: 4, Informative

      I agree with this 100% and it's one of my biggest pet peeves about modern head units, onscreen displays are really unsafe. The one thing I want more than hardware buttons though is a single hardware button that tells my smartphone over Bluetooth to listen for a voice command, I don't want a head unit with built in apps that will be dead long before the 10-12 year typical car life, I want a standard way to use my more or less disposable smartphone.

      On a related topic, when do we get voice control of Amazon cloud player for Android/iOS?

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    2. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by mjwx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with this 100% and it's one of my biggest pet peeves about modern head units, onscreen displays are really unsafe. The one thing I want more than hardware buttons though is a single hardware button that tells my smartphone over Bluetooth to listen for a voice command, I don't want a head unit with built in apps that will be dead long before the 10-12 year typical car life, I want a standard way to use my more or less disposable smartphone.

      This, this, a thousand times this.

      Touch screen units require me to take my eyes off the road.

      Also, I drive a car built in 2006, the stock head unit doesn't even have a USB port, I have to use this archaic device called a "Compact Disc" to transport music. I'm half surprised I'm I dont need a stone tablet.

      How the hell do Ford/BWM/GM et al know what technology I'll want in a car 10 years from now. With my 2006 Integra, I can replace the head unit with minimal fuss (well as soon as I find a wiring loom for it) but BWM are integrating the head unit into the car. With BMW you dont have to worry so much as they'll keep making updates (and installing them onto old Bimmers for a not so modest fee) but the likes of Ford and Hyundai? Hyundai dont give a shit about the i30's they sold last week, let alone an Elantra they sold 5 years ago.

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    3. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by kombipom · · Score: 4, Informative

      Those kinds of controls have all moved to on-the-steering-wheel buttons. And presumably most of the controls are going to be voice activated soon, via all this fancy computing you seem so opposed to (on /. FFS).

    4. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by siddesu · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they'll have the logs to prove it was your fault.

    5. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      you either have the physical buttons or you don't. if you move everything to steering wheel then you still have them, they're just on steering wheel.

      but the 17" touchscreen is useful only when you're parked or if it's being used by the passenger.

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    6. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      My '12 Challenger R/T has a USB port, in the center cubby, not in the dash though... It's also a 1.5 DIN unit, though not that common, is a pretty standard size, though double-din or single-din would have been preferred. Never used a CD.. though I did get the version I wanted as it had the best engine available without requiring leather seats (I'm in AZ), or sat-nav...

      Would love to see the stereo have very basic functionality, but when paired with a smart phone simply be a screen + voice command interface for said device....

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    7. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yea, I like a physical knob

      That's what she said.

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    8. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean Audi, mate.

    9. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by feld · · Score: 1

      Quattro is great. Audi's might have their warts but they're head and shoulders better than BMWs.

    10. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Quattro is great. Audi's might have their warts but they're head and shoulders better than BMWs.

      Except that most people who drive Audis are either pricks, wankers or cunts. If you don't mind people thinking you're probably a prick, wanker or cunt they're great cars.

      At least with BMWs everyone just knows you're a twat, no complications.

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    11. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I did wonder about all the knob references. I assume it's not a popular comedy term for a penis in the US?

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    12. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      My '12 Challenger R/T has a USB port...

      Yes, but what connection are you going to want in 2018? I would be almost willing to bet (I have a rule, if I place a bet with you, you may as well just give me the money, I already know the outcome--not think, know) it will not be a USB port.

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    13. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Koreantoast · · Score: 1

      Well, given the tens of thousands in premium you pay to purchase a BMW or Acura plus the additional maintenance expenses, the least they can do is keep updating them.

    14. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The one thing I want more than hardware buttons though is a single hardware button that tells my smartphone over Bluetooth to listen for a voice command, I don't want a head unit with built in apps that will be dead long before the 10-12 year typical car life, I want a standard way to use my more or less disposable smartphone.

      You have it already. It is called bluetooth. If your head unit doesn't support it, upgrade to one which does. Get a decent phone (with proper bluetooth -- that's most of them now, as contrasted to the pre-touch days of smartphones) and a decent head unit and you can reasonably expect to accomplish pairing. My el cheapo JVC lets me pair for audio output. At that point I can do everything with my phone's voice control via my headset.

      Now, what we really need that we don't already have is a standard interface to the touch screens built into cars, the ones that pop out of the dash or are installed in the center console. What we need there is HDMI or VGA or Component input (nothing else is acceptable IMO) and USB HID or Serial with a standard interface for the digitizer input. This is something which should be mandated as surely as is the format of the diagnostic port.

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    15. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Audi, mate.

      No, Audi will sell you a fairly reliable car by comparison. He could have been talking about Mercedes, though. The difference is that Mercedes drivers have more money, so they're more likely to be raging cocks than sniveling cunts.

      For those who haven't noticed, and thus haven't caught on to the basic premise, German cars haven't been reliable since the mid to late 1980s, except for Volkswagens made at Wolfsberg. That's the last time they were really designed to be great. Now they're designed to maxmize profit, which is understandable but still part of the global race to the bottom.

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    16. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I assume it's not a popular comedy term for a penis in the US?

      Apparently not. I don't think they even know what a bell-end is.

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    17. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by afidel · · Score: 1

      Really? How does current Bluetooth protocol allow you to tell Siri/Google Voice search to expect input? The answer is it doesn't! You have to put your phone somewhere where you can reach it and use whatever method you use to launch it when you're not operating hands free (Siri is actually better than Google voice search in this regard as it's tied to a hardware button by default, but it's still less safe/convenient than having a button on the HU or steering wheel controls that does this for you).

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    18. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Really? How does current Bluetooth protocol allow you to tell Siri/Google Voice search to expect input? The answer is it doesn't! You have to put your phone somewhere where you can reach it and use whatever method you use to launch it when you're not operating hands free (Siri is actually better than Google voice search in this regard as it's tied to a hardware button by default, but it's still less safe/convenient than having a button on the HU or steering wheel controls that does this for you).

      Uh, actually, Bluetooth has the vapability to as part of the headset protocol. Siri can activate by pushing the headset button (like you would to hang up a call). You know, like how most voice command things worked on non-smartphones. Push and hold the button, a little voice asks you who to call and it dials it. Push it again to hang up.

      I would presume Google Voice has a similar function.

    19. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by operagost · · Score: 1

      Frankly, if the auto manufacturers had just installed the ancient technology known as a "1/8' stereo jack" into their audio systems, I would be happy. I'm guessing that, considering how rare it is in OEM head units, some bean-counters must have decided that having a simple, high-fidelity way to attach nearly any portable music player to your sound system would have cut too much into their sales of crappy dealer-installed CD changers and underpowered MP3 support. Seriously: why is it that my cars from 1995, 2004, and 2005 don't have this?

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    20. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm driving an '02 Concorde, and it has no USB either. Fortunetely, besides the 4 CD changer it also has a cassette deck, so I can stick a converter in the casette slot and the converter into my notebook.

    21. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      How do you feel about people that drive Porsches? Vettes?

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    22. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quattro is great.

      What??? Even Oo's spreadsheet is better!

    23. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you go to a US club.. which this crowd probably doesn't... you may occasionally hear a loose women referred to as a knob slobber..

    24. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      You answered your own post; they wanted to sell you that overpriced CD changer. However, lately the Auto industry realized most people were buying the generic stereo and replacing it with an aftermarket one. So, with their premium stereos they now usually have either the stereo jack, a USB, or both.

    25. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      My 06 had neither a USB or stereo jack. Thankfully, someone pinned out the CD Changer port on mine to allow me to add a stereo jack. A little pricey for the adapter, but it was well worth it.

    26. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      Some of the bluetooth connections, not sure if my phone or the OEM stereo, like to drop the connection and then you are blindly pushing buttons on the touchscreen to reconnect the connection. In theory I love bluetooth, but it is not as reliable as a good old copper cable. I have had the most success with bluetooth on the Ford Sync and whatever the Toyota uses. I think the Chevy's and especially Dodge can be a pain to keep wirelees connected over BT.

    27. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      No it's a term used over here as well. It is usually used in the business world to denote someone that is receiving recognition from the boss. As in, he must have polished his knob to get that promotion. We usually use a lot cruder language here in the states. As for bell-end, term not used, but understood.

    28. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /it needs to be more like heads up displays in fighter air craft. In time the car doing more of the driving it shold be pretty good when it has learned local knowledge like go the other way when the school lets out.
      I am 50 and one day will be to old to drive I would like a self driving car before that day.
       

    29. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Well, given the tens of thousands in premium you pay to purchase a BMW or Acura plus the additional maintenance expenses, the least they can do is keep updating them.

      Well Acura outside the Americas is known as Honda. My Honda Integra is the Acura RSX in the US, basically the same Honda with a premium price.

      But with BMW you can bet your bottom dollar they'll make updates, you can bet that same bottom dollar that the updates wont be cheap.

      As a side note, it's a shame Honda dont make cars like the Integra, NSX and S2000 any more.

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    30. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by mjwx · · Score: 1

      My '12 Challenger R/T has a USB port...

      Yes, but what connection are you going to want in 2018? I would be almost willing to bet (I have a rule, if I place a bet with you, you may as well just give me the money, I already know the outcome--not think, know) it will not be a USB port.

      Given the fact I've been using USB since 1998, it probably will be. Just not the same version of USB that is currently installed in head units (USB 2.0) but USB is backwards compatible.

      It's Ipod connectors I wouldn't count on being the same in 3 years. But fortunately I dont touch anything made by Apple.

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    31. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      I have been in plenty of modern cars including ones with voice, voice sucks for me, as I have a fairly deep voice which it doesn't hear half the time, and I have slight speech problems, so it doesn't understand me the other half

    32. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Ten years ago we had been using serial ports since the 1960s, how many have you seen lately?

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    33. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Some of the bluetooth connections, not sure if my phone or the OEM stereo, like to drop the connection and then you are blindly pushing buttons on the touchscreen to reconnect the connection.

      Yeah, I covered this. If it doesn't work right, your phone sucks or your stereo sucks. There's lots of room for that, but don't buy crap and then complain about it being crap. When my JVC head unit flakes out, I don't go crying about it, because I bought a JVC and I knew what I was doing.

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    34. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Serial ports on a PC are dying, along with RS232 level serial lines, but UARTs are still very much alive and well in embedded devices.

    35. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      Interesting. But if anyone asks, we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.

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    36. Re:Yea, I like a physical knob by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Ten years ago we had been using serial ports since the 1960s, how many have you seen lately?

      LoL, you were still using serial ports 10 years ago?

      Where are you living. In Australia serial ports were relegated to specialised jobs in the late 90's. In 2003, it was hard to find a printer with a LPT port, they were all USB. PS2 hung on a bit longer, but the last PS2 peripheral I bought was in 2002.

      Serial ports are still on a lot of PC mainboards, but since 2006 they have been internal (I.E. not on the back with the USB ports). Serial is hanging around because of specialised applications that use RS232 (EFTPOS systems are a big culprit) but the average person hasn't seen an RS232 connector since the 90's well over 10 years ago now.

      The brilliant thing is, a USB printer using USB 1.1 still works in a USB 3 port... if you can find an ink cartridge for the fecker.

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  5. I hope they figure it out by NixieBunny · · Score: 1

    This stuff has a ways to go. It's a major software undertaking to get it all to work. As an example, we recently bought a Prius with some web-enabled computer thingy in the dashboard. It's supposed to talk to the smartphone via Bluetooth and do all sorts of stuff. However, according to a list published by Toyota, only half of the integration features work properly with our iPhones. Basic things such as MP3 song time display are missing.

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    1. Re:I hope they figure it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      You bought the worst cuntmobile ever made and you're worried about your iCunt integration? Your problem is that you're a cunt. Fix that and everything else will take care of itself.

    2. Re:I hope they figure it out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...we recently bought a Prius

      Well, aren't YOU special ?

      Stay the FUCK out of the fast lane with that ugly pile of shit,
      you trend-following sheep.

    3. Re:I hope they figure it out by kwerle · · Score: 1

      we recently bought a Prius with some web-enabled computer thingy in the dashboard... with our iPhones. Basic things such as MP3 song time display are missing.

      That sounds wrong. Certainly our prius and iDevices communicate track information correctly.

    4. Re:I hope they figure it out by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      ...we recently bought a Prius

      Well, aren't YOU special ?

      Stay the FUCK out of the fast lane with that ugly pile of shit, you trend-following sheep.

      Oooh, you're so BUTCH.

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    5. Re:I hope they figure it out by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      However, the Bluetooth works great for android phones. It's usually the dodge and chevy's I have a problem with BT connections.

  6. Dude by atari2600a · · Score: 2

    Until that key moment when the Royal American Federation prohibits manual control that you'd actually lose your freedom, & that's not due for another 50 years. Besides, road deaths account for 1/50 of all deaths; we COULD undo that cause of death almost entirely, but no, let's just let them die because people might end up too stupid to know how to turn the governor off & then can't play IRL Mario Kart.

    1. Re:Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Besides, road deaths account for 1/50 of all deaths;

      Road deaths are a GOOD thing.

      Road deaths happen mostly to idiots, and this is cleaning the gene
      pool, which is badly in need of cleaning.

    2. Re:Dude by Cenan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Road deaths happen mostly to idiots and whomever they hit, and this is cleaning the gene

      There fixed.
      On another note, how about we start this cleansing with you?

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    3. Re:Dude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, road deaths account for 1/50 of all deaths

      Maybe, I'd need a citation but heart disease and cancer do overshadow road deaths so it's probably is correct. However, vehicles are the #1 cause of children's fatalities.

      (Christ, that as a hard capcha to descipher... gotta get on a machine I can log in on)

    4. Re:Dude by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      If we had tougher driving tests to weed out the bad drivers, it could also drop the auto crash fatalities.

    5. Re:Dude by atari2600a · · Score: 1

      I've failed my class C driving test 4 times because I lack stereo depth perception & autism & I can tell you this isn't your problem; the problem is after you pass that test you ONLY have to take once every like 15 years or whatever, you un-learn like 2/3 of whatever you may have been lucky enough to learn if you've had Drivers Ed before.

  7. I didn't think there was anything worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I didn't think there was anything worse; but in the rush to jam inappropriate technology into everything, they've outdone themselves. I'm going to have to replace my canonical, "I can't use my word processor, the network is down" with "I can't start the car, the network is down".

  8. Yet another thing to update by HWguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Except most of the manufacturers won't want to expend the effort to keep their old products up-to-date. Look forward to drive-by hackings of your buggy car firmware. And new web technologies relegating your $60k+ car to the status of a 5 year old PC.

  9. New cars suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    The golden age of automotive technology was 1946-1965. Plastics and electronics ruined them. The snot-nosed little cunts who need ABS and traction control should ride a short bus and wear a hockey helmet.

    1. Re:New cars suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The golden age of automotive technology was 1946-1965. Plastics and electronics ruined them. The snot-nosed little cunts who need ABS and traction control should ride a short bus and wear a hockey helmet.

      Cars are only for the snot-nosed little cunts who are not able to use and maintain a standard horse buggy!

    2. Re:New cars suck by Drethon · · Score: 2

      I've got an 05 car without anitlocks or traction control and an 08 car with both. Guess which one I drive in heavy winter weather? Just because the last fifty miles were cleared perfectly doesn't mean the 500 ft when I want to be able to stop aren't pure ice. I want all the "oh shit where did my dry road go" gizmos on my car I can get since I can't spot ice a few hundred feet ahead of me in the dark.

    3. Re:New cars suck by couchslug · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am an experienced mechanic who loves old cars. Your post is bullshit.

      Those cars were simple, pretty, unreliable, maintenance-intensive, and did a fine job of killing their passengers in a crash. Their brakes were garbage (front drums, single master cylinders) which is why brake shops in mountainous areas were a common sight.

      Your post is nonsense and deserves no respect. I grew up working on those rides. It's no accident that many modern owners update them so they actually steer and stop.

      Feature bloat is not necessary, but sells cars. I can and do work on my modern vehicles and don't pay anyone else to wrench them. The way to repair modern vehicles reasonably is the same as ever. Use good parts from salvage with a few new bits as needed. I've built many cars and trucks for a used car lot where we did this. It's standard. I'd rather bolt on factory parts as assemblies to save time and labor, so salvage rules.

      I'm disgusted with "mechanics" who won't learn modern systems. Modern hot rodders take full advantage of improved ignition control and fuel management, so there is no excuse for snivelling.

      Modern CNC production methods are what make TODAY the new Golden Age of performance. It's cheaper and easier to maintain your beloved antiques than ever before. The aftermarket has plenty of support for whatever you want to do.

      I'd get off your lawn but I can't find it and suspect it's located in Atlantis.

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    4. Re:New cars suck by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      I've got an 05 car without anitlocks or traction control and an 08 car with both. Guess which one I drive in heavy winter weather? Just because the last fifty miles were cleared perfectly doesn't mean the 500 ft when I want to be able to stop aren't pure ice. I want all the "oh shit where did my dry road go" gizmos on my car I can get since I can't spot ice a few hundred feet ahead of me in the dark.

      I have a 2006 car with anti-lock brakes, but no traction control. It's the perfect combination for me. Anti-lock brakes are great for threshold braking, and I don't have traction control getting in my way. If one learns proper skid control, traction control is really not necessary. I personally hate it because it takes power away from me just when I want it most. Besides, if you are actually on ice no amount of traction control will save you. There is no traction to control! People would be better off buying better tires than having electronic doodads.

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    5. Re:New cars suck by Drethon · · Score: 1

      I agree traction control is less useful but the main advantage for me is if one tire is on ice and one on dry pavement, the traction control prevents the slipping tire from using up all the power. I don't think I've ever found traction control all that valuable when I'm already moving. Plus that 08 is a tank and gets traction on anything...

  10. Touchscreen dashes in cars by Kevin+Burtch · · Score: 2

    A touchscreen dash is an absolutely horrid idea. Physical buttons can be accessed via muscle memory. A dynamic control with zero tactile feedback requires you to focus on it for every function. How can anyone in the automotive industry not see this as an enormous liability?

    Having a video or computer display in the line of sight of the driver is already illegal in most states (distraction) and having a computer in the front seat of a vehicle is illegal in at least California. I can't help but wonder how a 17" touchscreen with computer controls will be viewed by the police and court systems.

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    1. Re:Touchscreen dashes in cars by AaronW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have played with several touch screen interfaces on cars. I am most experienced with the one in my 2006 Prius. I have also played with them in the Fisker Karma and the Tesla Model S.

      It depends on how the touch screen is implemented. The touch screen in my Prius is actually fairly well designed, with most of the important buttons on the edge of the screen. The distraction caused by it is fairly minimal. When playing with the Tesla model S I noticed that they did something similar. The buttons are also fairly large and generally around the outside edge and many of the controls can easily be assigned to the steering wheel.

      I have seen other cars where the touch screen is unusable (i.e. the Fisker Karma). The touch screen on the Fisker Karma is horrible and creates a lot of distraction since the buttons are tiny, inconsistent and the screen is very hard to impossible to see during the day. In order to use it one must spend a lot more time looking at it and the buttons are hard to impossible to hit while driving since they are small and have to be hit exactly. It's an accident waiting to happen.

      At least with my Prius and the Tesla there is also voice input as well, though it is somewhat limited in my Prius and Tesla's is still under development from what I understand. My Prius also has good steering wheel support for most common functions so I rarely need to access the touch screen for things like the radio and climate control.

      Even the touch interface on the Navigation system on my Prius is generally well thought out. My biggest problem with the touch screen on my Prius is that there is sometimes noticeable lag. When I played with the Tesla there was no lag.

      On the Tesla one can easily assign different tasks to the steering wheel with no more distraction than looking at the speedometer since the menus are placed to the sides of it. On the Tesla the navigation map is also displayed just to the left of the speedometer as well so one doesn't have to look at the main display.

      As far as cloud support, users have already figured out the interface to use Tesla's cloud services in order to access the car, including downloading real-time data. Users have also started creating web based applications for the Tesla. It also looks like Tesla is using the QT toolkit for their touch screen if the web browser identifier string is any indication.

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    2. Re:Touchscreen dashes in cars by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

      In the Ford vehicles, the touch screen is combined with voice recognition, so you don't have to take your hands off the wheel to adjust the interior temperature or call your mom or tell the car to play some Mozart. I use the touch screen when the car is not moving, but I use voice commands when I am driving. It seems to work pretty well.

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    3. Re:Touchscreen dashes in cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The County were I live has it's own very broad devices that distract type law. which puts just about anything that didn't come installed from the factory as a distracting device.

    4. Re:Touchscreen dashes in cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A touchscreen dash is an absolutely horrid idea. Physical buttons can be accessed via muscle memory. A dynamic control with zero tactile feedback requires you to focus on it for every function. How can anyone in the automotive industry not see this as an enormous liability?

      I agree that having a touchscreen by itself is a bad idea. However, a touchscreen with physical buttons and steering wheel controls should not cause any more distractions to a GOOD driver.

      Having a video or computer display in the line of sight of the driver is already illegal in most states (distraction) and having a computer in the front seat of a vehicle is illegal in at least California.

      I doubt that it is illegal in California. I seem to remember renting a Prius in CA that had touch screen. What is illegal is having a video showing that the driver can see. Again, videos are usually disabled unless in park. I know CA had a weird law about where you can put your GPS device. It had to be in a certain spot on the window or somewhere on the dash.

  11. No one will own cars by brillow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What they are really afraid of is the fact that once cars become self-driving, no one will need to own one anymore.

    Technology is actually upended the business model of the entire autoindustry. They might innovate themselves right out of business.

    I mean seriously who cares about cloudplayer in a self-driving car? If it can drive itself I'll just leave my earbuds in.

    The most common vehicle in 10 years will be the autonomous Dodge caravan, taxiing us all around. Rich people will have maybe their own auto-Bently's or something, but the rest of us will just share a car.

    1. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The most common vehicle in 10 years will be the autonomous Dodge caravan, taxiing us all around.

      You are dreaming. Actually, it's not a dream, it's a nightmare that only an idiot
      would want to see come true.

      In ten years people will be driving cars which are much the same as they are now.

    2. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the fuck i'll be sharing a car with most of you... you are SLOBS. your cars are NASTY. from smoking to food to children to trash to just plain nasty people. disgusting is a good 25% of the cars on the road.

      A minor lesson i learned back when i was a kid i worked at a carwash for a year... and the nasty gross disgusting interiors i saw... from people who were paying $20-40 for a complete car service. These weren't broke mofos living in their cars... no. These were the middle and upper class folks.

      no way am i sharing a car with any of those people. nope. you can't make me.

    3. Re:No one will own cars by epyT-R · · Score: 2

      I can't wait for this utopian socialist future where you have no control over anything in your environment as it's all owned by the state/corporate oligarc...err I mean 'the people'... Then your first mistake ends up being your last as access to everything is pulled, remotely, effectively ending your life. This is after you're publicly humiliated automatically on the net for the 'transgression.' Since this tech makes it so easy and cheap, you can expect those transgression lists to be long and full of inane bullshit put there just because some committee could get away with it in a cost effective manner.

      yeah, if I'm spending tens of thousands of dollars on something, I want to own it, and control it. that means no remote cut off/control, thanks.

    4. Re:No one will own cars by Sockatume · · Score: 2

      It's almost as if the people who kept their cars clean and tidy didn't visit the car wash.

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    5. Re:No one will own cars by swillden · · Score: 2

      no way am i sharing a car with any of those people. nope. you can't make me.

      Calm down. No one will try to make you share. You will be able to own your own car -- it'll cost an order of magnitude more than using an automated car service, but you'll have that option.

      In a world where self-driving cars are the norm, everyone will view vehicles the way people living in densely populated urban centers view them now: owning a car of your own will be an expensive extravagance, but you can do it if you choose to spend your money on it. Most people will just use the automated taxis, which will cost much less per mile than driving your own car does now.

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    6. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it could be an order of magnitude more fuel-efficient, safe and traffic-efficient, too. I for one like public transport and taxi cabs, I'll like self-driving cars. Whether I own one or "car network" one or both remains to be seen.

    7. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most common vehicle in 10 years will be the autonomous Dodge caravan, taxiing us all around. Rich people will have maybe their own auto-Bently's or something, but the rest of us will just share a car.

      Soooo.... when do we start the whole éX-Driver institution and where do I apply?
      (wikipedia link for those not familiar with éX-Driver: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89X-Driver )

    8. Re:No one will own cars by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The bureaucrats hope you are correct. It will be much easier to control people who do not have their own means of transportation that allows them to go where they want when they want. In the world you envision, you will only be able to go to places that the cars are programmed to go to and only when they are programmed to allow you to go there. That world would be distinctly divided into three classes: the elites, who for the most part can go where they want and get to decide where the second class are given access (these would be mostly government functionaries); the common folk, who are expected to meekly accept the limits established by the elites; and the criminal class, who hack the transportation system (or pay someone to do it for them) in order to go to places that are otherwise off limits to them.
      We would get there incrementally.

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    9. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The most common vehicle in 10 years will be the autonomous Dodge caravan, taxiing us all around. Rich people will have maybe their own auto-Bently's or something, but the rest of us will just share a car.

      And if you want a millitary-style non-autonomous vehicle then you're obviously up to no good! After all, non-autonomous vehicles have no legitimate uses, much like assault weapons.

    10. Re:No one will own cars by operagost · · Score: 1

      I guess this sanctimonious prick thinks that everyone should clean their cars before getting their cars cleaned, like how people do their best tooth-brushing before going to the dentist.

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    11. Re:No one will own cars by operagost · · Score: 1

      Police keep lobbying for remote cut-off controls in cars. After all, if you aren't doing anything wrong you have nothing to worry about.

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    12. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So being driven instead of driving yourself is a nightmare? Yes, there are some people who actually love to drive themselves. Those will happily continue to drive a normal car. But anyone for whom the car is just a way to get from one place to another will be glad if he doesn't need to drive the car himself, and use that time to do something more pleasant or more useful. And people who see their car primarily as status symbol will also use the more expensive automatic car, unless they are rich enough to afford a human driver.

    13. Re:No one will own cars by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      The most common vehicle in 10 years will be the autonomous Dodge caravan, taxiing us all around. Rich people will have maybe their own auto-Bently's or something, but the rest of us will just share a car.

      As someone who drives a performance car with a manual transmission, I hope to God you're wrong.

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    14. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to see that come true. More than anything. Driving is the single most dangerous activity human beings take part in on a daily basis, and WE SUCK AT IT. If all cars on the road were autonomous, there would be very little (if any) traffic which would be a huuuuge boon for the economy in saved man hours.

      Oh, and maybe my friend who got in a car accident 2 years ago would still be alive today.

      But I'm an idiot.

    15. Re:No one will own cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people will just use the automated taxis, which will cost much less per mile than driving your own car does now.

      Haha. Yeah, I would like to see a future where taxis were cheap to ride in. $50 for a JFK to manhattan taxi. Here in the burbs it's 3 or 4 dollars for the first 1/8 mile. After that an additional 30 cents per 1/8 mile, and if in bumper to bumper traffic it's 30 cents/minute. So, a thirty mile trip by a 30mpg car costs me ~$4USD. The thrity mile trip here in the burbs will cost me like $75 with a taxi. A years worth of Taxi and you are well over the price of a cheap Corolla and the gas for the year. Granted you should live closer to your work than thirty miles, but even at a 10mile cab ride it start to add up.

    16. Re:No one will own cars by swillden · · Score: 1

      Haha. Yeah, I would like to see a future where taxis were cheap to ride in. $50 for a JFK to manhattan taxi

      The bulk of the cost of a taxi ride is the driver's pay. I'm talking about self-driving taxis. Even if the computer and sensors double the price of the vehicle, the fact that it's kept in operation almost continuously will make a self-driving taxi's cost per mile far lower than that of a personally-owned vehicle. People dramatically underestimate how much money they pay to keep a vehicle sitting in the driveway/garage.

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  12. Not news by ikaruga · · Score: 1

    Nowadays it's pretty clear that anything with a processor will be connect to some cloud some time in the future, like it or not. What I don't get is the logic in the middle of the summary: how is having a touch screen a hint for cloud computing on the car? Not only having to take the eyes of the road just to change a radio station or increase the AC quite dangerous due to the lack of mechanical feedback, but the Amazon/Ford and Google efforts seem a lot more concrete when it comes to cloud uses. It just feels out of place not being relevant to the article and it's there just for the sake of being trendy.

    1. Re:Not news by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      Nowadays it's pretty clear that anything with a processor will be connect to some cloud some time in the future, like it or not.

      just when we thought we had gotten rid of slavery, its chains rise once again from hell...

  13. Why assume a US company will decide? by Required+Snark · · Score: 1
    So much of vehicle manufacturing is done in China that it is foolish to assume that organizations outside of China will continue to call the shots. At some point the Chinese market and manufacturing infrastructure will become dominant, and at that point decision making will start to be driven by those organizations, not external demands.

    An existing example in another market is the Boeing/Airbus duopoly. In the current world market no one outside of Europe or the US has a lot of control over what kinds of long and intermediate passenger planes are built. (Short range passenger aircraft are a different story.) The Chinese are already working on joining this club, by the way.

    The future is cloudy because the manufacturing base is shifting. Everything else is a secondary effect.

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    1. Re:Why assume a US company will decide? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is foolish to assume much of anything about global markets. Not even experts that dedicate their lives to understanding it can get statistically better than a coin toss. If you truly believe in what you say, it would be foolish not to dump your entire retirement into Chinese market dependent investments or Chinese companies. Even if you are wrong about the markets it would be hard not to make money on companies that are backed up and usually owned by one of the largest nations in the world, the one that is willing to cheat and defraud on a global scale to get ahead.

    2. Re:Why assume a US company will decide? by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      An existing example in another market is the Boeing/Airbus duopoly. In the current world market no one outside of Europe or the US has a lot of control over what kinds of long and intermediate passenger planes are built. (Short range passenger aircraft are a different story.) The Chinese are already working on joining this club, by the way.

      It is incredibly difficult to enter this market: pretty much everything has been swallowed up and the two major powers are supported heavily by their respective governments. Not saying that China can't do it, but it's a very big uphill struggle since they don't have 60 years experience in building large long range jet aircraft. Even Anatov don't do much by the way of large passenger craft any more, although they are quite clearly capable of mass producing large airframes.

      Of course modern airframes are apparently beyond the capability of one company to produce now (never mind the ancilliary parts), so there may be a way in, but it won't be easy, especially as they'll have to go through all the "oh crap my aircraft just fell apart mid air for no apparent reason" moments because they don't have the institutional knowledge yet.

      Manufacturing is shifting: consumer stuff has long gone. The high tech, high margin stuff, like precision tools, airframes etc hasn't shifted. The main reason for shifting is due to the cost of labour. If that's not a significant factor, there's not much reason for it to shift. That doesn't preclude a country developing it's own competing industry though.

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    3. Re:Why assume a US company will decide? by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      Even if you are wrong about the markets it would be hard not to make money on companies that are backed up and usually owned by one of the largest nations in the world, the one that is willing to cheat and defraud on a global scale to get ahead.

      That's why I'm all in on Goldman Sachs!

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  14. DoNotWant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This needs a "donotwant" tag.

  15. This will end badly by jmcvetta · · Score: 2

    How long til a malicious person is able to crash (potentially lots of) cars in the real world by hacking into some cloud servers? Or make the cars run over pedestrians instead of avoid them?

    This is potentially a really serious problem, that people so far are ignoring. Maybe we need a law requiring physical isolation of a self-driving car's control computer from all networks. They need access to GPS data, but this can probably accommodated with special hardware that does its best to ensure only GPS data is passed in.

    1. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They need access to GPS data, but this can probably accommodated with special hardware that does its best to ensure only GPS data is passed in.

      Turn in your geek card and leave now.

      A standalone GPS unit doesn't need to connect to any network
      to work. The GPS unit derives its position from minute time differences
      in radio signals it RECEIVES from satellites. It then uses its onboard
      processor and software to perform the work needed to help the user navigate.
      The only GPS which needs a network connection is crap like OnStar which no one
      with a brain would allow in his or her car, or phones which use the cell network to
      update the moving map data used in conjunction with GPS software. Of course if
      you aren't a dumbass you buy GPS software which doesn't need access to the cell
      network in order to function.

      Honestly, some of you fuckers are so stupid it is depressing to contemplate that you
      are probably going to breed.

    2. Re:This will end badly by Jeremi · · Score: 2

      This is potentially a really serious problem, that people so far are ignoring

      Well, it's a potentially serious problem that you assume people are ignoring.

      I think any company smart enough to be capable of building a viable self-driving car is probably also smart enough to foresee the possibility of hackers and design their systems as securely as possible.

      It's not like there are engineers running around Google right now slapping their foreheads, saying "OMG did you see this Slashdot post? There are hackers on the Internet! And they might try to crash our cars!"

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    3. Re:This will end badly by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

      How long til a malicious person is able to crash (potentially lots of) cars in the real world by hacking into some cloud servers? Or make the cars run over pedestrians instead of avoid them?

      This is potentially a really serious problem, that people so far are ignoring. Maybe we need a law requiring physical isolation of a self-driving car's control computer from all networks. They need access to GPS data, but this can probably accommodated with special hardware that does its best to ensure only GPS data is passed in.

      No need to hack. Just cut one off and force its AI to choose between hitting your car or a pedestrian. Prior to 9/11 nobody thought about flying a plane into a building. I'm pretty sure that the AI in self driving cars can't account for all of the crazy things people will come up with.

    4. Re:This will end badly by kwerle · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's some impressive FUD you've got going, there. But that's all it is.

      http://www.usacoverage.com/auto-insurance/how-many-driving-accidents-occur-each-year.html

      And if it’s all summed up in a yearly basis,there are 5.25 million driving accidents that take place per year. Statistics show that each year,43,000 or more of the United States’ population die due to vehicular accidents and around 2.9 million people end up suffering light or severe injuries. In a certain five year period, there had been recorded a 25% of the driving population who encountered or were involved in car accidents. It is also affirmed that car accidents kill a child every 3 minutes.Statistics on the number of car accidents taking place in every state or country is normally based on medical or insurance records filed.

      But you're right, I'm sure. People are /such/ good drivers. There's no way we could improve on those numbers. It's probably not even worth trying.

    5. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be more worried about hackers stealing my car than crashing it!

    6. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That can be done now to actual drivers. Do you know what the driver will do in 9 out 10 instances? Mentally freeze and hit whatever their car was pointed at, at the time it happened. Do you know why? Because statistically no one practices those situations to turn the ideal reaction into a habit. You can never design any system (or prepare any person) to account for every corner condition. You design (or prepare) for as many things as you can so that it's better than it would have been otherwise, then deal with the rest of the consequences as they come. Right now lots of people die in preventable car crashes. Many of these can be avoided with a properly designed and tuned self-driving AI. You shouldn't discard all the benefits because it's possible the AI might make the wrong choice some of the time and ignore the fact that a real person would make the wrong choice most of the time.

    7. Re:This will end badly by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      hi.. these cars also happen to have 2g/3g/4g transceivers in them which are active on the network whether you register for premium services or not.. there is already history to show that this situation can be and will be abused by government authority and anyone else who can get in.. A self driving car will need more than gps to navigate well. it will NEED this access to function autonomously.

      It is YOU who needs to turn in his geek card.

    8. Re:This will end badly by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      ... yet they can't seem to keep any of their current, much simpler software secure. Not just google either, but every software company in existence.. Software security is one of those intractable problems that gets exponentially harder as complexity increases..and self driving cars need far more complex heuristics and communication than typical network client software.

      When the day comes that every OS and application software is 100% provably secure, I MIGHT consider trusting one of those cars, nevermind a fleet of them hurtling down the highway, but not before then.

    9. Re:This will end badly by jmcvetta · · Score: 1

      Self-driving cars are not a bad idea. Self-driving cars that can even potentially be hacked remotely, are a bad idea.

    10. Re:This will end badly by geekmux · · Score: 1

      How long til a malicious person is able to crash (potentially lots of) cars in the real world by hacking into some cloud servers? Or make the cars run over pedestrians instead of avoid them? This is potentially a really serious problem, that people so far are ignoring...

      This kind of scenario has been discussed already in relation to the self-driving car network of the future. I'm certain that once you sign for your new Federal drivers license you will sign away any rights to a lawsuit against the self-drive collective that will literally have an acceptable percentage of "oops" situations built into the system that controls cars in the future. Yes, the concept is scary, but really not any different than most other forms of automation. Acceptable losses in this case just happen to include a human element.

      Maybe we need a law requiring physical isolation of a self-driving car's control computer from all networks. They need access to GPS data, but this can probably accommodated with special hardware that does its best to ensure only GPS data is passed in.

      OK, now you're just talking way too much common sense here, which ultimately means that businesses will lose out on billions in potential revenue from advertising and other forms of "buy it now" options that I'm sure will be pushed in the future to our cars. Sorry, but greed will always win over common sense.

    11. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is one of the most valuable pieces of self driving cars is that they can communicate with other cars well beyond the limited communication between drivers. Kill the network and you lose this benefit.

      Ever wonder if a driver with his turn signal on is ever going to turn? Ever wonder if a driver hugging the line is getting ready to merge despite a lack of signal? That would be a thing of the past.

    12. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Planes are already fully software controlled. Yet I'm not aware of a single time where someone managed to hack into the plane's flight control system and make it do bad things.

    13. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a 5-digit /. ID you should know better.

      Want some numbers? What about tens (if not hundreds) of millions of zombie boxes of compromised desktops and laptops? What about even OpenBSD which, after six years or so of claiming "not a single remote root exploit in the default install in more than x years" had to change their slogan? (a first remote root exploit, then a second... I still wish everybody was paying as much attention as OpenBSD when it comes to security that said).

      You *think* engineers designing these cars know anything about security? I don't. I fully expect these autonomous cars to be designed by the same people who got us the latests Windows 0-day, the latest Ruby on Rails exploits (not a week passing by without one as of now), the latest Java exploits, the latest Chrome exploits (yes, they do exist even though Google *did* put thought into Chrome's security), etc.

      The engineers designing these cars are not cryptographers nor researchers working on formally verified microkernels like seL4.

      We'll have the same old iOS / OS X / Linux/Android / Windows OS underneath which is NOT formally verified and which SHALL be hacked.

      Yes, I know it sucks to accept that between the moment I started writing this and when I'll post hit, several various security shall have been used to gain control of various systems.

      The famous quote goes like that:

      "The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, ... and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts."

      Here we're talking about something that shall be always on, with as much "cloudyness" as possible to entertainment passengers. Oh sure, you'll say that the two systems (navigation and entertainment) are going to be entirely separated and that no-one is ever going to be able to crash these cars.

      I'm not even talking about GPS and GSM jammers.

      And certainly a black swan like some EMP blast due some weird (but not unheard of) meteorological or cosmical event cannot possibly happen right!?

      You live in a dream and I fear that the landing is going to be has harsh as the landing of planes and shuttles who crashed due to faulty software.

         

    14. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is potentially a really serious problem, that people so far are ignoring

      Well, it's a potentially serious problem that you assume people are ignoring.

      I think any company smart enough to be capable of building a viable self-driving car is probably also smart enough to foresee the possibility of hackers and design their systems as securely as possible.

      Okay, how about any company smart enough to be copying a self-driving car, since that will be most of them?

    15. Re:This will end badly by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      They need access to GPS data, but this can probably accommodated with special hardware that does its best to ensure only GPS data is passed in.

      What happens when someone hacks the GPS data that the car is receiving and tells it that the car is 20 feet right of where it really is? The car will of course automatically adjust course by moving 20 feet left into oncoming traffic.

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    16. Re:This will end badly by Bobrm2k3 · · Score: 1
      >43,000 or more of the United States’ population die due to vehicular accidents

      >It is also affirmed that car accidents kill a child every 3 minutes.

      43000/365/24/60 = .081 deaths / min = A death every 12.2 minutes

      That second statement is either entirely made up or is misleadingly referring to the entire world

    17. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long til a malicious person is able to crash (potentially lots of) cars in the real world by hacking into some cloud servers?

      -2 years. Car vendors have shown themselves utterly incompetent at security a long time ago. It's likely that similar hacks exist for most if not all new cars bought today.

    18. Re:This will end badly by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Prior to 9/11 nobody thought about flying a plane into a building.

      That, sir, is pure bullshit. In fact, prior to 9/11 someone had thought about the possibility of a terrorist doing so, and had submitted a report on the subject, which was summarily ignored.

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    19. Re:This will end badly by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Self-driving cars are not a bad idea. Self-driving cars that can even potentially be hacked remotely, are a bad idea.

      Self-driving cars are not a bad idea. Self-driving cars that roll on tires are stupid. We have long had the technology to guide vehicles without steering them, it is called rails. Cars only go where the road goes already. PRT is the answer. It will even let you keep your own vehicle.

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    20. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talk about FUD

      Statistics show that each year,43,000 or more of the United States’ population die due to vehicular accidents
        It is also affirmed that car accidents kill a child every 3 minutes..

      There seems to be a small math problem.
      If a child is killed every 3 minutes, that 175,200 children dead every year (365 day * 24 hours * 60 minutes / 3)
      How come only 43,000 people die each year?

    21. Re:This will end badly by kwerle · · Score: 1

      Self-driving cars are not a bad idea. Self-driving cars that roll on tires are stupid.

      Why?

      PRT is the answer

      I'll bite.

      To start with: what do you propose we make those rails out of, and how much will we need?

    22. Re:This will end badly by Kielistic · · Score: 1

      What is with this idea that if a car can be hacked then psychotic murders will all of a sudden materialize with the skills to kill everyone?

      It's already trivially easy to crash someone else's car. A paint filled balloon off an overpass would do the trick. Throwing pretty much anything of sufficient size or weight into the windshield will probably cause most people to crash. You need it to be technical? Wire up something to cut the breaklines on command. Automobiles are vulnerable.

      Cars being susceptible to extremely difficult attacks won't magically make extremely difficult attacks happen.

    23. Re:This will end badly by turp182 · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming the child statistics are world wide as a child killed every three minutes would total 175,200 annually (365 days * 24 hours * 60 minutes / 3 minutes), or over 4 times the annual vehicular deaths in the US.

      The quoted article should have mentioned this, especially since it surrounded this tidbit between statistics based on the US alone.

      And yes, I read the article (the one you posted)...

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    24. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First your gonna have to find a GPS signal that gives 20 foot accuracy. Bet you a dollar, Google isn't using GPS to place the car on the road. They're using sensors to detect the road itself, not some map of the world. Hacking the GPS signal won't cause the car to crash, but might make it drive to the wrong destination.

    25. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, some of you fuckers are so stupid it is depressing to contemplate that you
      are probably going to breed.

      Spoken like a true AC!

    26. Re:This will end badly by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Prior to 9/11 nobody thought about flying a plane into a building.

      That, sir, is pure bullshit. In fact, prior to 9/11 someone had thought about the possibility of a terrorist doing so, and had submitted a report on the subject, which was summarily ignored.

      You are correct. What I should have stated is that prior to 9/11 nobody thought that the likelihood of flying a plain into a building was a plausible scenario. Of course the "nobody" in the previous sentence meaning nobody with authority to do something about it.

    27. Re:This will end badly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prior to 9/11 nobody thought about flying a plane into a building.

      I believe nuclear containment buildings were designed with that exact possibility in mind.

  16. As long as there is a sensible failure mode by jsilver212 · · Score: 1

    I really like the idea of abstracting the console to the point where I can customize/control my interface with the car's computers. I'd like to be able to connect my own control device (tablet, bluetooth handset, mp3 player, GPS, ...) to enhance the driving experience. However, the CAR needs basic built in controls to turn OFF all non-essential options and simply drive, especially if an input device/accessory FAILS. If done properly, with open connectivity standards, this is a great trend. There's the problem though: too much integration without open connectivity standards. Cars' computer systems are becoming powerful. They need to be treated like any other advanced tech resource. Think: Security, connectivity standards and graceful failure modes. Happy V-day, btw!

  17. How about a truly smart car? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 0

    How about a truly smart car? You know, one that doesn't let your cell phone work while you are driving? No, texts, no calls, nothing. Maybe it can also warn you that you are speeding and then automatically slow you back down to the posted speed limit (or ask if you would like to continue and then notify the authorities).

    Otherwise, all of these cloud conected cars seem to be one more way to distract drivers on an already overcrowded highway system.

    1. Re:How about a truly smart car? by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      On the outside chance you're serious...

      No thanks. there's nothing worse than dealing with the unintended consequences of nanny alerts/auto-restrictors. Today's cars are already loaded with them and it drives me nuts (seatbelt beeper, proximity beeper, scrolling text on the instrument cluster, and other stupid bullshit put there by 'helpful' manufacturers and control freak, knee jerking politicians. Leave it to committees to make driving a car a process that rivals the time it takes to walk to my destination..

      my ideal car has 3 main gauges (tach, speedo, fuel, water/turbo/oil pres depending), manual transmission, and the three dials (NOT touch screen, physical, touch identifiable controls): fan speed, airflow direction, temperature slider, and an A/C button. A radio/mp3 player, lights, wipers, and fuel/trunk release rounds out the package.. No programmable electronics, no black boxes tied into the ignition or other critical systems. They're not needed, and they don't save nearly as much fuel or emissions as people claim. They're just expensive 'fuses' that ensure the dealer makes post-purchase profit on repairs.

    2. Re:How about a truly smart car? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was semi-serious, at least on the first part about blocking cell phones while in the car. Like you, I think cars have become too much and my list of features would be very similar to yours with two exceptions. I would allow electronic ignition instead of points and I would allow automatic transmission for those who simple can't/won't drive a stick.

      I actually drive a stock 72 VW Beetle, daily, although I did replace the am radio with an am/fm/cd/mp3 and upgraded the brakes to front discs. There are a few days in August that I wish it had A/C, but otherwise, it's not too bad.

      My 40 year old car that was actually designed about 80 years ago gets 27mpg around town and 34 on the highway (if I drive 65 and 32 if I drive 70). It is good, basic transportation to get from point a to b with a minimum of fuss. My wife has a 2002 Ford Focus that gets 26mpg city and 32 mpg highway, is definitely a smoother ride and definitely spends more time in the shop ($$$).

      Do I think everybody should drive an old VW? No, of course not. My point being though is that most new cars today are extravagant luxury items based on what was considered standard transportation a generation or two ago.

  18. Obsolecense by kombipom · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The biggest problem I see with these systems is very rapid obsolescence. You'll generally replace a phone or tablet a lot more often than a car. There should be a standard port to attach a tablet to and the car manufacturer can offer software for all the major platforms, or you can choose to use something else. Instead we seem to be getting a bunch of built in tablets running code that we have no control over and can't replace. Is anybody sorting this out?

    1. Re:Obsolecense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The biggest problem I see with these systems is very rapid obsolescence

      that's not the problem... it's the *GOAL* of the manufacturers. between forced obsolescence and poorer reliability, people will soon buy a new car every 2-3 years as if it were an old, outdated, 'uncool' cellphone.... and pay a monthly subscription fee (on top of the purchase price) to use, if they get their way.

    2. Re:Obsolecense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Android itself is already having security problems due to fragmentation and lack of updates. How much worse of a security nightmare will cars become if they have to maintain the lowest common denominator across Android/iOS/Windows Mobile? Not having an always-on Internet connection might prevent real-time hacks incoming from cloud services but not having an always-on connection would prevent software updates to fix bugs and vulnerabilities found. It's a pick-your-poison situation.

    3. Re:Obsolecense by SonnyDog09 · · Score: 1

      The easy solution is to trade in and get a new car every couple of years. Nobody expects their vintage 1950s Chevy to have all the modern bells and whistles. When you buy an old car, you revel in the nostalgia.

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    4. Re:Obsolecense by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      They tried this once before. That's why GM went from being the dominant car company in the world to a division of the Department of Labor and Chrysler went from being the third largest car company in the world to a division of Fiat.

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  19. When I think of Steve McQueen... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    he's on a motorcycle.

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    1. Re:When I think of Steve McQueen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's on Ali McGraw

    2. Re:When I think of Steve McQueen... by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      he's on a motorcycle.

      Like in Bullitt and Le Mans. Watched Thomas Crowne Affair last night and he was in a dune buggy.

      He does one movie on a motorcycle and that is all people can think of?

    3. Re:When I think of Steve McQueen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and running from germans.

    4. Re:When I think of Steve McQueen... by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      In those circumstances I'd rather just think about Ali McGraw.

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  20. It's not always smart for the DRIVER.. by cheros · · Score: 1

    The problem I see with more and more electronics is the loss of control, not just of the vehicle but also of your privacy. You are already driving with a black box in most vehicles, and access to that is not restricted to accident investigators - data gets pulled every time you have the car serviced, with you having nil control over how it is used.

    A secondary issue is that entertainment electronics is subject to far less security checks than the stuff that makes sure your engine runs best and that steers traction control and ABS, yet they are interconnected. Research teams have already shown it is possible to use the one layer to affect the other by completely killing the brakes of a car on remote - do you really want to make it possible for a script kiddie to do this to your car?

    The privacy issue is very current. I can already see Google powered systems enter into some vehicles, without any alternative options being presented. Not only does that require the most expensive wireless connection you can get as a family (mobile/cell), especially if you travel internationally, it's also handing data in large uncontrolled gobs to a company that has as yet to prove it can be trusted with it. I don't want to become part of the Streetview data collection system, thank you - not even if they paid me for it.

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  21. a smartphone on wheels? dumb by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    Everyone is going to have a smartphone in their pockets, which they'll change every 2 years. I'm hoping a new car will last longer than 2 years, so let's just leave the smart phone capabilities up to my smart phone.

    How about they just wifi up the car and leave me a slot to put a tablet or something?

  22. Tesla can't afford to waste more battery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given the recent NYT review, I don't think Tesla can afford to waste the battery life on this.

    NYT article showed it was dropping projected miles way faster than actual miles, even though the reviewer had slowed it and put it on cruise control. The most likely cause was that, Tesla told him to turn off the heater (in freezing conditions no less!) and he turned it down to the minimum, as low as he could bear and still function.*

    So most likely they don't factor things like heaters, radio, wifi etc. into their distance calculation, and the less of those the better. Until you have spare power you shouldn't go wasting it on unessential things!

    * Yes I read Teslas claims, however they didn't dispute the article key points on range.

  23. Just what we need! by some+old+guy · · Score: 1

    I want my car reporting my rural speed transgressions directly to the cloud-connected police, so law enforcement can be efficiently vectored to intercept me.

    Better still, it can be wired to go "driverless" automatically and take me straight to the nearest court-house for doing 66 on a deserted back-country road posted 65.

    Judge Dred meets Knight Rider!

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    1. Re:Just what we need! by Drethon · · Score: 1

      I think they would just wire the cars with a speed limiter based on the current street's speed limit... just so long as the car doesn't suddenly slow down to 25 on a freeway overpass because the road under the bridge has a lower speed limit.

    2. Re:Just what we need! by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I think they would just wire the cars with a speed limiter based on the current street's speed limit... just so long as the car doesn't suddenly slow down to 25 on a freeway overpass because the road under the bridge has a lower speed limit.

      Why would they do that? When the OP's suggestion would allow the government to generate revenue with a reduced expenditure, while yours would reduce the amount of revenue the government gets from traffic law violation tickets.

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  24. Touch screen by Alioth · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thinks a touch screen is a *terrible* idea in a car, especially if the touch screen device is supposed to be used while driving? With conventional knobs and switches, you can often find what you want to do just by moving your hand to the approximate position and feeling for the appropriate control. I can operate my car radio without looking at it. But you're forced to look at a touch screen - in other words, stop looking where you're directing nearly two tons of metal to fiddle with some device.

    Hopefully there will be some statistics taken on crashes as to the accident rate of touch screen equipped vehicles vs non touch screen equipped vehicles. Intuitively, it would seem that touch screens would have a negative safety consequence.

    1. Re:Touch screen by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      This is not a problem, as you are not driven the car. The car drives itself and you are just a passenger. Would be cool to share the car with others. Oh wait, we already have them, they are called buses. Nobody want to have other people in their car.

  25. The Future by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    The future is, where you do not own a car. If you need one you borrow one. Of course it can communicate with your phone otherwise it would not know what you mean by "drive me home". Furthermore, in metropolitan areas, other means of public transport are much more efficient and easier to implement. For example, street cars, underground trains, smaller and bigger buses, which are easy to access and allow you to bring stuff with you, like buggies, trolleys or bikes. Cars supplement that, can be called, like cabs, but without a driver. Wonder where all the aliens will work in future ;-) In some countries the use of mass transport facilities will be (kind of) free, as it is financed through taxes. Some towns already do that, others subsidize mass transport, as it is cheaper than building new roads. Ah yes, gasoline cars will be extinct.

    1. Re:The Future by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      You're neglecting cultural aspects. People will continue to use cars, even when other means are more affortable and practical, because a car isn't just a means of transport. It's a symbol and statement of freedom: The power to go where you want, when you want, bound by no schedule and dependant on no-one. Less so in Europe than the US. Over there, owning their first car is one of the big rites of passage for teenagers.

    2. Re:The Future by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      It was the same in Germany. However, today own car becomes a nightmare over time (if you life in a city). As far as I know, similar changes are happening in New York as well. In China, having a car is a BIG status symbol. In future, it might decline. In Germany cars are a status symbol, but younger people (mostly 30 and younger) have different status symbols. For example, they can travel where they want (by plane) or they can communicate with their totally shiny new smart-gadget. So the transition is from "free to drive where you want" to "free to do what you want". While doing includes having free time, hang out in cafés, clubs or visit remote countries. They borrow a car if they need one. And as you can get them everywhere, personal ownership is no longer a must. Furthermore, trains and planes get you to some other places faster and cheaper.

      Driving over a German, French, Swiss or Italian highway is, by the way, more like getting presents on Dec. 23rd in a large shopping mall than a free ride on a free highway. It is more or less a like combat situation. At least you have to stay alert all the time. Driving through Germany will take you 8 hours or more. No one interprets a ride on a highway as freedom. You feel relieved when you reach your destination. Therefor, you go by plane or train. And I am absolutely sure, when you ask someone from New York he or she could understand this "European" feeling, while someone from the mid west will most likely think these Europeans are crazy.

    3. Re:The Future by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      Driving over a German, French, Swiss or Italian highway is, by the way, more like getting presents on Dec. 23rd in a large shopping mall than a free ride on a free highway. It is more or less a like combat situation. At least you have to stay alert all the time. Driving through Germany will take you 8 hours or more. No one interprets a ride on a highway as freedom. You feel relieved when you reach your destination. Therefor, you go by plane or train. And I am absolutely sure, when you ask someone from New York he or she could understand this "European" feeling, while someone from the mid west will most likely think these Europeans are crazy.

      The last time I was in Germany, I spent my free day driving the Autobahn. It was awesome (aside from trying to find my hotel at 2am when I got back to Berlin). I listened to the radio for where the traffic was and stayed away from there. There was no traffic on the Autobahn from Luebeck to Rostock or south to Berlin. Well, there was one car that passed me (as I was doing at 110 mph) like I wasn't moving.

  26. I'm glad they've thought of safety first. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    In one hand, you have the greed of the entire industry, wanting to put every single communications device they can think of inside a car, and connect it all online, and then sell all the statistics we all will generate to target advertising.

    In the other hand, I have the countless deaths racked up by just texting on the road today. I believe if we left it unchecked, it would likely surpass every other killer (including alcohol) on the road, if it already hasn't received this coveted title of dishonor.

    Not everyone wants self-driving cars? Something tells me that should be the first damn thing on the mandate list before they start dragging the rest of the internet into the car.

    Can't wait until the spoiled 16-year old down the street with a week-old license steps into Daddy's new car and gets online, to pay about as much attention at 70MPH as they do walking and texting.

    Gee, I feel safer already.

    1. Re:I'm glad they've thought of safety first. by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

      This is all about Money. If Car companies made a basic car, say, '95 style; it would be too cheap and they wouldn't make any money. None of this is about advancing Cars, it's about adding more cost to the Car to turn a profit.

      I don't even own a Car anymore, I dislike all the new distractions. I want to get from point A to point B without something on the Car telling me I'm doing it wrong. I want a Basic Car, 4 wheels, 5 Speed Manual Tranny, Gas efficient 4 Cyl Combustion engine with Heat and Air. That's all, no fancy doo-dads, do you read that Ford, Toyota, Dodge etc?.

      Has there even been any real research on all these WiFi, and other signals we are pushing out all over the Earth?. If a Magnet can change human behavior by placing it in specific spots on the cranium, then what are all these strong signals doing? Think about it.

    2. Re:I'm glad they've thought of safety first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all about Money. If Car companies made a basic car, say, '95 style; it would be too cheap and they wouldn't make any money. None of this is about advancing Cars, it's about adding more cost to the Car to turn a profit.

      I don't even own a Car anymore, I dislike all the new distractions. I want to get from point A to point B without something on the Car telling me I'm doing it wrong. I want a Basic Car, 4 wheels, 5 Speed Manual Tranny, Gas efficient 4 Cyl Combustion engine with Heat and Air. That's all, no fancy doo-dads, do you read that Ford, Toyota, Dodge etc?.

      Has there even been any real research on all these WiFi, and other signals we are pushing out all over the Earth?. If a Magnet can change human behavior by placing it in specific spots on the cranium, then what are all these strong signals doing? Think about it.

      I would think about it, but there's this strange buzzing in my head ever since I hooked up that +9db antenna to my dual-band overclocked router sitting on top of my vintage 1982 microwave.

      And yes, totally agree with what you're saying. The new "baseline" automobile will be $30K soon, because of all the "standard" or mandatory crap they'll keep stuffing in there. Oh, and you'll need to be a A+ certified just to pop the hood, and forget trying to hack the firewall to re-program it before it goes online again and syncs its heartbeat signal with daddy cloud.

    3. Re:I'm glad they've thought of safety first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone wants self-driving cars?

      Well, as long as there is a market for cars you drive yourself, there will be cars you can drive yourself.

      I guess automated cars will first be used in special places (like those buses which drive passengers to airplanes on some airports). Then they probably will replace paid drivers (taxis, trucks). At that point they still will be too expensive for the masses; however some rich people will buy them. Which will make them a status symbol, which causes more demand, driving the production up and thus the price down. At the point when normal people can afford those cars, they will already be considered normal.

    4. Re:I'm glad they've thought of safety first. by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      I don't even own a Car anymore, I dislike all the new distractions. I want to get from point A to point B without something on the Car telling me I'm doing it wrong. I want a Basic Car, 4 wheels, 5 Speed Manual Tranny, Gas efficient 4 Cyl Combustion engine with Heat and Air. That's all, no fancy doo-dads, do you read that Ford, Toyota, Dodge etc?

      If you are not buying cars, why should they care?

      In the US, more and more of the doo-dads have become Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standard requirements.

  27. Re:No one will own cars... by rocket+rancher · · Score: 2

    What they are really afraid of is the fact that once cars become self-driving, no one will need to own one anymore.

    Technology is actually upended the business model of the entire autoindustry. They might innovate themselves right out of business.

    I mean seriously who cares about cloudplayer in a self-driving car? If it can drive itself I'll just leave my earbuds in.

    The most common vehicle in 10 years will be the autonomous Dodge caravan, taxiing us all around. Rich people will have maybe their own auto-Bently's or something, but the rest of us will just share a car.

    ...like me, they'll own motorcycles, probably. Riding a bike (full disclosure: I love my Ducati 1098) is about as close to flying as you can get in two dimensions. The subset of the population that enjoys driving cars and riding bikes for the sheer exhilaration of it (vanishingly small, to be sure, but extant nonetheless) are immune to the marketing gimmicks you are basing your argument on. I have a BT-enabled comm system in my helmet that already lets me voice control my phone -- I can drag a knee at a buck-twenty while listening to Moby *and* send a sell order to my broker at the same time. No amount of autonomous vehicle goodness (and it is a goodness, btw) will alter that in the slightest.

  28. Yay obsolescence. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    The engine, body and other car-ish stuff may be good for thirty years, but in five the in-car entertainment and cloudy navigation systems will be as obsolete an eight-track. Time to go out and buy a new car. Welcome to the upgrade cycle: The computer and smartphone industries got there long ago.

    1. Re:Yay obsolescence. by s122604 · · Score: 1

      People used to buy cars a lot more frequently, as cars used to wear out a lot more quickly.

      Just look at stock photos of traffic from the 50's 60's and 70's, you wont see many cars on the road that are more than a few model years distant from when the photograph was taken.

      Now walk through a parking lot, you'll see no shortage of vehicles from the mid to late 90s to early 2000s.

      Don't think for a second the car manufactures wouldn't love to go back to the purchasing cycles of yesteryear.

  29. tactile feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't want to know what a 17" touchscreen will cost, even a decade into the future, just to get your fan/heater/AC controls working again.

    More than that: I can work the controls on my 2003 Golf TDI without taking my eyes off the road. The folks at VW did their homework enough that most knobs and buttons having a unique enough feel and movement that I can adjust settings (audio, HVAC) with my right hand while keeping my left hand on the wheel, and my eyes on the road because of the tactile feedback.

    I cannot see how the same thing can be done with an all-screen control panel.

    I wouldn't against a large screen for information display, with touch functionality, but I also want (properly designed) knobs as well.

    1. Re:tactile feedback by tehcyder · · Score: 2

      Couldn't the touch screen have haptic and audio feedback, so that when you touched the heater button it could give you a lightning bolt through the fingers and say "are you sure you want to adjust the heater?"

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    2. Re:tactile feedback by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Couldn't the touch screen have haptic and audio feedback,

      Oh joy, just what I need, someone asking me a question when I try to adjust the heat or blower.

      Why is that people seem to find a need to take the longest, most circuitous route to accomplish the simplest of tasks? A button or knob isn't good enough? We have to install a complete new system, highly dependent on the quality (or lack thereof) of the software loaded which has bells and whistles asking us if we know what we're doing and do we want to do it, the very same thing Clippy did and which people howled over.

      It's a fucking control system, not a server farm! People respond to tactile sensations, not a voice questioning if you know what you're doing. You know at an instant if your fingers are on the correct knob/button but not on some screen, waiting for the voice to tell you where you're at.

      It's official, the KISS principle is dead when we've gone from a simple, easy-to-use knob to a million lines of code trying to accomplish the same thing.

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    3. Re:tactile feedback by kilfarsnar · · Score: 1

      But touch screens are shiny and new and advanced and exciting! Don't you want your car to be advanced and exciting? How else will it get you laid? Madison Avenue knows what to do!

      Per the summary, call me Steve McQueen. My car has no touch screen, a manual transmission, and no traction control. I love it.

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    4. Re:tactile feedback by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Ditto. When looking to replace my last car (just shy of 13 years old), I had a difficult time finding one which a) had a manual tranny option (no jokes please) and b) wasn't cluttered with all manner of bells and whistles.

      I did settle on one and am happy/very happy with my choice.

      I can only imagine 10 - 15 years from now what monumental crap I'll have to sift through when I go to replace this one.

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    5. Re:tactile feedback by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Manual everything... or better, manual-override everything. ABS, traction control, stability control, all those are helpful and increase safety. However, there should always be an easy-to-find defeat switch for each of them so when I want the car sliding sideways there's no interference. Cars with 7 speed manuals would be best for the masses because the constant shifting would make it difficult to hold the newspaper in place on the steering wheel.

      And no, for me, a shiftable automatic does not equate to a manual-override transmission. It will still decide whether to do what you told it to or not.

    6. Re:tactile feedback by jjsimp · · Score: 1

      Cars with 7 speed manuals would be best for the masses because the constant shifting would make it difficult to hold the newspaper in place on the steering wheel

      It would also be great, because a lot of people would not be able to drive a manual. Thus the roads would be a lot less crowded. No more teens twittering their friends as they slam their car into a tree. Talking on a cell phone would be a chore in stop and go traffic unless using a hands-free device.

  30. What I want.... by willy+everlearn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I just want a plain AFFORDABLE electric car. 100 miles a day on an over night charge. $20000 or less. What is so hard about that?

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  31. One death due to a robot is worse than... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One single human death due to a robot / self-driving-car is sadly psychologically way worse than 1 000 deaths on the road due to other humans.

    If there's one thing that is going to create a mistrust and downright hatred for anything technological (and especially robot), it's that: the first human death due to a bug, a security issue, a "feature" or anything else that shall make a self-driving car hit a kid.

    Even if meanwhile 999 other kids have been sparred, nothing is going to make for that loss. The psychological reaction of most humans is going to be scary.

    This is going to happen (an autonomous car killing an human) and, no matter if meanwhile a lot of lives have been saved, humans aren't going to like it and I fully expect traditional car makers to lobby like crazy to make autonomous cars illegal.

    I don't expect Ford, BMW, Audi, VW, Nissan, etc. to let Google take the market away from them either.

    Long battle ahead.

    I personally prefer to have the (higher) risk of seeing my kids killed by an honest human mistakes than have a lower kids of seeing my kids dying due to a bug or a script kiddie using the latest 0-day to gain control of autonomous vehicles.

    1. Re:One death due to a robot is worse than... by Virtex · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for you. This is something I've realized for a while and is, at least in my mind, the number one reason that self driving cars won't become a reality for a very long time.

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  32. Go Google by Drethon · · Score: 1

    I still want a V8, rear wheel drive, manual transmission car but self driving cars are something I want. I may be a good driver (have not damaged a car in driving since I was a teen, even on icy roads) but being able to spend the time going to and from work productively rather than watching traffic would be awesome. On the other hand I want an override as I'm not sure I'd trust a car programmed in California to West Michigan winters...

    1. Re:Go Google by tipo159 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand I want an override as I'm not sure I'd trust a car programmed in California to West Michigan winters...

      I took the Udacity course(s) on self-driving cars. One scenario that they they didn't have worked out was driving on snow covered roads.

      Right now, the cars are monitored by someone in the car, but the goal is to remove that constraint. One thing that will hold back widespread implementation of self-driving cars is liability in an accident. It is inevitable that a self-driving car will fail and it could fail badly and imagine what a mess that the lawsuits would be. One estimate that I have heard is that self-driving cars will be ready in five years, but the society won't be ready for them for 20-30 years.

    2. Re:Go Google by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Agreed that the reality is probably something other than the ideal I'm dreaming of

  33. My kingdom for a mod point by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

    This is just the tip of the iceberg though. I keep my "stuff" in my car so I don't have to carry a huge man-purse everywhere. A generic fix-it kit in the trunk, medical kit in the glove box, device-specific holders for my electronics (as well as carefully routed power cords), plus a pen, pencil, utility knife, flashlight, map, and some work-related gear in case I get a call while I'm out. I've seriously considered getting a second, super-fuel-efficient car for longer trips (I drive a full sized truck which gets abyssmal gas milage) but then I realized I'd have to be swapping stuff back and forth - or buy two of everything. I hate having to do that when I have to take my wife's car somewhere...I can't imaging having to do that every time I leave the house.

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    1. Re:My kingdom for a mod point by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      All of that crap can fit into a single bag if you omit the fix-it kit. You can have a cable dangling out that gets plugged into the lighter socket wherever you go. I use a JuiceBag which has a 10W solar panel for this purpose, so I can charge when away from the vehicle as well. (I got it on sale, those things are spendy at full price. nobody else wanted it because it was red, which I consider a feature, as it will make it easier to spot anyone running off with it.) If your self-driving rental car fails on a trip, it will pull over to the side of the road and another one will drive itself out to pick you up, pull over in front of it, back up and unlock the doors so that you can make the switch as rapidly as possible. So keep the fix-it kit in your actual car, in that case. Today that won't help you.

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  34. turn your geek cards in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this crap about "unsafe" and "need tactile" is the same fearmongering luddite crap that I heard 20 years ago... and BTW, we true 30-something geeks have had touchscreens and computers with navigation and mp3 players and everything since the early days of mp2s... we had to custom make our own, as our analog predecesors did ala Knight Rider... ppl actually did that shit. And it costs maybe $500 back then, nowadays you could do it with a raspberry pi and adafruit screen, with rear camera (starting next month) for under $100. Sad thing is, the custom worthless 20-year-old "tech of the future" that car companies are putting in now, they will charge an extra $8000-$12000 for. It makes me sick.
    You know what else makes me sick? That it isn't what slashdotters are talking about, but should be. Turn in your geek cards guys.

  35. WIRED exclusive: logs indicate NYT writer lied by Catbeller · · Score: 1

    The NYT writer lied. It's over for that story. But the damage is done.

    He was told to do certain things. Instead, he:
    -Turned the heat up.
    -Speeded, consistently. Over 80 mph at some point.
    -Didn't stay at the supercharger long enough, almost every time - and lied about it.
    -Pulled away for 60+ mile trip even though he knew it only had a charge for less than 40 miles left.
    -Circled a supercharger station, for some reason.
    -Lied about the car going dead. It did not.

    Broder should lose his job. Read it, please!
    http://www.wired.com/autopia/2013/02/tesla-logs-nytimes/

    Tesla Driving Logs Contradict New York Times Claims

    Data released by Tesla Motors late Wednesday night directly contradicts a damning review of the automakerâ(TM)s Model S sedan by the New York Times.

    The data, pulled directly from the electric sedanâ(TM)s on-board computer, claims that New York Times reporter John M. Broder never ran out of energy during his extended drive of the Model S, despite his account to the contrary. ...

  36. Re:No one will own cars... by tipo159 · · Score: 1

    ...like me, they'll own motorcycles, probably. Riding a bike (full disclosure: I love my Ducati 1098) is about as close to flying as you can get in two dimensions. The subset of the population that enjoys driving cars and riding bikes for the sheer exhilaration of it (vanishingly small, to be sure, but extant nonetheless) are immune to the marketing gimmicks you are basing your argument on. I have a BT-enabled comm system in my helmet that already lets me voice control my phone -- I can drag a knee at a buck-twenty while listening to Moby *and* send a sell order to my broker at the same time. No amount of autonomous vehicle goodness (and it is a goodness, btw) will alter that in the slightest.

    I sold my Duc last year because too many clueless drivers tried to take it out. Some like to blame this on texting and cell phone, but it seems mostly because people don't pay attention because they have a million other things to occupy their minds when they should be focused on driving. And these people don't see bikes.

    Remind me to not be anywhere near you when you are riding hard enough to drag a knee at 120 and doing a stock transaction at the same time. Doing that is just as dangerous as the distracted mom in the minivan coming at your bike.

  37. Cuban bladerunner... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might we end up looking like Cuba (or Bladerunner) with people who like to drive hotrodding 20's thru 90's iron just for the pleasure of being in control of it from the ground up?

  38. I am NOT by khelms · · Score: 1

    going to pay a monthly charge to get an overpriced data plan for my car!

  39. Re:No one will own cars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shit. That dude won't be driving anything in 10 years. He'll be dead.

  40. missing the point by loshwomp · · Score: 1

    there are more than a few wannabe Steve McQueens who won't feel complete unless they can stomp on a pedal connected to an internal-combustion engine, flick a physical dashboard knob to the radio station of their choice, and peel out their driveway in a cloud of burning rubber.

    This is conflating unrelated things (internal combustion holdouts with "cloud connecteness" and other user interface aspects).

    Electric drive is coming, like it or not, and it's a great thing. As for the other, there are good and bad ways to execute, and it's healthy to be wary of change.

    Software UI (a la what Tesla is shipping on the model S) can be a great thing, and there are also plenty of ways to do it poorly. I don't want to have to re-learn the controls every time the manufacturer hires a new UI designer and pushes out a software update, for example.

    Ditto for connectivity. There are amazing applications for vehicle connectivity, and many that have not yet been conceived, but there's also a bad potential for orphaned products (dangerously close to "planned obsolescence"). Instead of losing content when a game service goes poof, you could lose a big piece of your car's functionality at the whim of the automaker (or a partner third party).

  41. Re:No one will own cars... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about Independence and that feeling of ownership? This is my vehicle I will use when, where, and how I want, I do not require any help.

  42. It reminds me of chrome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those of us that were into performance mods for our cars in the mid 80's, one of the big jokes was chrome. You could get almost anything chrome plated: fasteners, covers, radiator fans, gas caps ... the list was endless. This stuff sold well, but it was only a fashion statement. I can't deny that some folks built their cars into beautiful works of art using chrome. But it didn't make the cars any faster.

    I see much of the technology being put into cars today as so much chrome. A fashion statement. This New Chrome seems to have some major disadvantages. Controls that offer no tactile feedback requiring one to actually take eyes off the road to operate? Interface components likely to be unsupported in a decade? Consolidated control devices (like a touch screen) that prevents operation of a wide range of vehicle function if damaged? Voice and data communication features that basically duplicate the tech we already carry in our pockets anyway? "Cloud" interfaces which open the vehicle to malicious activity from anonymous third parties? A sophisticated computer controlled component that replaces a lever (lever=$2, computer controlled module=$150)? These things arguably make the car worse: more cost, more things to break, more maintenance, worst driver usability, and arguably no improvements in vehicle operation.

    Don't get me wrong. Technology has done great things for cars in the last few decades. Better machining tolerances mean engines last far longer. Sophisticated block and head designs mean much better fuel economy and power to weight ratios. Frame designs that offer greater passenger safety. Computer controlled ignition systems, ABS brakes, per-cylinder fuel injection ... the list of useful and productive tech added to cards is very long indeed.

    I'm not sure we need the chrome, though. This time around, it's not just a thin, benign plating...

  43. THE PRIVACY CAR by InPursuitOfTruth · · Score: 1

    Here's an idea: THE PRIVACY CAR. Yes, a car with no GPS, no Internet connection, invisible to radar, a license plate that cannot be read by a camera, no RFID tags in the wheels or anywhere elase, and tinted windows.

  44. What's a music library ... by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    ... and what would one do with one in a car?

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