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Ask Slashdot: How Best To Set Up a Parent's PC?

CodingHero writes "My mother uses a recent enough PC running Windows XP and has a broadband connection, but her primary method of interacting with the online world remains the AOL software. She also likes to download and use various seasonal wallpapers, screensavers, etc. Usually all this works fine and I don't get family tech support calls, but occasionally something big goes wrong. Since she lives 400 miles away, that means I get to provide phone tech support. While I can usually get something fixed through simple instructions, sometimes it's just too complicated to properly diagnose and explain over the phone (e.g., a trojan infection that anti-virus won't get rid of on its own). I'd like to set up the system so that her account is not an Administrator and that I can easily (and securely) remotely connect to fix problems, install stuff she really wants to use (after proper vetting of course), and so on. Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option. Upgrading the system to Windows 7 and breaking the AOL habit, while seemingly the best course of action, is going to mean a lot of my time up front to explain how to do things all over again, time that I don't have a lot of right now. Has anyone else had a similar experience? If so, what did you find was the best way to re-educate a parent and/or set up a method to securely and remotely manage a system, or at least lock it down to better protect it?"

418 comments

  1. iPad by Radres · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get her one.

    1. Re:iPad by jschmuck · · Score: 0

      +1- this is what I did, outsource tech support to the Geniuses

    2. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +500. Buy and config the tablet and then Fedex it to her. Once she gets used to the iPad she'll never use her PC again.

    3. Re:iPad by jhoegl · · Score: 0, Troll

      Agreed. Apple products were designed to give a false sense of security whilst continually monitoring and managing your computer use habits through industrial strength capital cronysim.

      Ownership is only a myth.

    4. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get her one.

      Yup. Get her one, and watch how dramatically her PC use declines.

      My dad has a vastly more powerful, larger-screened, reasonably well-maintained desktop Mac, but the iPad is what he uses for browsing.

    5. Re:iPad by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what advice do you have for those of us who don't hate our mums?

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    6. Re:iPad by alen · · Score: 1, Insightful

      yep, my mom just got one and loves it

      i have 2 iphones and an ipad in the house along with 3 laptops. the laptops rarely get used anymore. even the macbook

    7. Re:iPad by JeanCroix · · Score: 2

      My mom has had an iPad for over two years, but still uses her AOL-infected...er, -equipped PC daily. Some things just can't be changed. My last maintenance consisted of deleting the ~70 GIGS of cookies and temporary internet files clogging her hard drive.

    8. Re:iPad by raehl · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The article might as well be me... except it's 270 miles, and my dad does provide some front-line tech support. But my mom is still on AOL.

      This Christmas we had her try various tech devices from smart phones to tablets (Android and iOS); the end verdict was she is still most comfortable in front of a monitor with a keyboard and mouse. Tablets worked OK for some of the things she wanted to do, but the lack of physical keyboard was problematic, esp. when it came to email. And it's also more comfortable for her to be sitting in a chair NOT having to hold the screen. Tablet screens also suffer compared to larger monitors when you're old and want a large font.

      So while mom might end up with a tablet as an accessory, they are NOT desktop replacements. And don't solve the AOL problem either.

      To the article submitter, what does your mom use AOL for? The AOL experience isn't necessarily much different than the browser experience, for certain activities, so you might want to try setting up Windows 7 and then seeing if the browser is "close enough".

      Ultimately I got my mom a new PC (her old one was OLD and took days to boot (ok, 20 minutes)) and put windows XP on it. Fortunately she doesn't feel the need to download the screensaver du jour, so with virus software XP is OK and what she's familiar with. Did end up having to put AOL back on it but dad is working on weaning her over to a browser. If she makes that transition probably on to Windows 7.

    9. Re:iPad by weilawei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not sure why this isn't modded higher. For the vast majority of users, an iPad fits the bill. Let's face it, most people don't want a full-blown computer. They don't even care to think about the fact that such things exist and support modern society. All they want are funny cat videos and Facebook (or insert-your-own-favorite-time-waster-here).

      For technical users, especially developers, this is unacceptable, but a technical user generally also has the patience to wade through hours of mysterious errors, misinformation, etc.. Case in point, I spent several hours this morning trying to get Brother to tell me where to find a particular firmware file instead of using their special downloader tool, all so the SO could print from an iPad. I was told by tier 3 support that the file didn't exist... facepalm. The solution turned out to be slapping a debugging proxy in the middle. Turns out it exists, is publicly accessible, and took a very short amount of time to download. (Caveat: I would have done this sooner, except that this actual issue was confounded by a simultaneous issue with the ISP-supplied modem, which had to be solved first.)

      TL;DR: The average user does not stand a chance when things well and truly go wrong, especially when confronted with confounding factors involving multiple technologies, and very rarely do they have any sort of patience beyond 30 seconds, if that. The iPad, however, was the one part of the equation that DIDN'T make me swear under my breath. Just buy the iDevice and let Mom be happy with it--she doesn't share your concerns about Open Source, privacy rights, etc., and is unwilling to learn anything more complex than "oooh, shiny".

    10. Re:iPad by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Funny

      Buy her two iPads.

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    11. Re:iPad by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      so with virus software XP is OK

      Only for one year. XP will be EOL in April 2014. No more security patches.

    12. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your TL;DR paragraph is TL. DR.

    13. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a perfect fit for an AOL user.

    14. Re:iPad by weilawei · · Score: 1

      I rest my case: you've illustrated my point beautifully.

    15. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a Logmein Pro account, have her go halves on the cost with you, and you can do all the remote connect support you need to do after you set her up with a non-admin account in XP. Best bet though is upgrade the hardware enough to go to 7, give her a guest level access account AND go to Logmein.

    16. Re:iPad by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Aside from it's brevity, I don't see why this is modded troll. An iPad is a perfectly suitable replacement for a computer if the user only uses it for e-mail and web browsing, and will have a far lower need for long distance tech support calls.

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    17. Re:iPad by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Ditto. My mother couldn't even transition to a laptop, since she uses e-mail a lot and demands a full-sized keyboard (preferably far from a trackpad, since it's easy to touch or rub it by mistake and move your cursor and/or click to somewhere it's not supposed to). A tablet left her profoundly disgusted with the experience of typing on an unergonomical hard surface, so a PC it is. And, after lots of time spent maintaining her XP machine, I did the unthinkable: set up Debian stable for her. Works like a charm, breakage of whatever kind is nonexistant and I don't have to worry about viruses. It did take a while to set up initially (while I figured all her use-cases and adjusted the machine accordingly), but from there it has been smooth sailing.

      For the submitter, that's what I'd add: any sort of transition will demand lots of your time, don't fool yourself. You can either try to instruct her, which will take very long, or pull an Apple and lock her machine down in a way that she can only use whatever you want her to. As long as you do a good job of predicting her needs, it's far less hassle in the long run.

      A final thought: educating an elderly citizen to use VMs is easier than one might think.

    18. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If typing is the only issue, there are keyboard docking stations for tablets or even bluetooth laser keyboards!

    19. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      >> All they want are funny cat videos and Facebook (or insert-your-own-favorite-time-waster-here).

      No Flash support is still a problem. HTML5 development is moving along but in consumer-land there's still a lot of Flash only stuff out there.

    20. Re:iPad by mspohr · · Score: 1

      My mom was always having trouble with her computer. I live a long distance away but my sister lives close and was constantly confused by her requests for help.
      Finally got her an iPad. (My sister objected strongly that she was not going to support it.)
      She loves the iPad. Works great. Never "broken". No tech support issues.

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    21. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's fine...you can still use the iPad for FaceTime. I've found that FaceTime is a godsend when doing remote tech support for my parents. When talking on the phone, I can ask them to describe what they're seeing on the screen and they will go into excruciating detail on the most mundane parts of the screen while completely ignoring the applicable parts of the screen...stuff like a big modal error dialog. FaceTime is video conferencing that even they can't screw up and allows me to have them point the camera at the screen so that I can see what they're seeing and can tell them exactly where to click and what to type.

      I've also moved my parents over to Macs, which has helped, but nothing has helped to the extent that them having a FaceTime-capable device has. I highly recommend it.

    22. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get her one.

      Ah,yes, because all the "seasonal wallpapers, screensavers, etc." she loves would be great on an iPad? Good at listening at requirements, IT people are.

      What I didn't understand is why not Windows 7? It is vastly superior to XP on security, and the AOL software and anything else she wants (that you listed) is available for it. Then you also get built in remote management you can use to help her.

    23. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I ran into a problem with the iPad strategy. My sister provided an iPad for Christmas to my mother. I do not have an iPad and have little experience with them. My sister owns one as does her daughter.

      My mother still expects me to provide technical support, but now I have no expertise to offer. This usually leads to her getting upset with me for not helping. Trying to explain that I cannot help does not work nor does pointing her at my sister: I was technical support and thus must remain technical support.

    24. Re:iPad by oldlurker · · Score: 1

      After trying several different hand-me-downs over the years including a 486, original iMacs (Lemon-lime), and a recent desktop Apple, I've concluded that the next machine will be the iPad with the largest display that I can find.

      Consuming content - check App in the same place as it was before - check buttons and menus not moved around even inadvertently - check

      My mom loves seasonal wallpapers and screensavers - fuck you mom. Check.

    25. Re:iPad by ArmchairGeneral · · Score: 1

      My Mother is some 4000 kms away, so when it came time for a replacement we explored the tablet options, iPad or Android Nexus, but the touchscreen didn't really work out as she was used to a conventional keyboard. We considered a BlueTooth keyboard, but she wanted a proper computer, she didn't even want a laptop. She liked her computer desk setup and didn't want to change that.

      In the end it was a newer PC, running Ubuntu 10. She had used XP previously, but she caught a couple of viruses and so with the distance this was something she was willing to do. She liked changing her background periodically, used Thunderbird and FireFox for her various interests. She didn't download programs or games, didn't need screensavers or anything similar. So the transition from XP to Ubuntu was not so bad, some well placed shortcuts and a bit of coaching and it seems to be working well for her.

    26. Re:iPad by raehl · · Score: 2

      At what point do you realize that if you're going to use it as a PC, you should just buy a PC?

    27. Re:iPad by godel_56 · · Score: 1

      My last maintenance consisted of deleting the ~70 GIGS of cookies and temporary internet files clogging her hard drive.

      You should at least instruct her on how to use CCleaner or Privazer once a week.

    28. Re:iPad by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

      That job better have also included lowering the max cache size, because dayum...

    29. Re:iPad by CodingHero · · Score: 1

      To the article submitter, what does your mom use AOL for? The AOL experience isn't necessarily much different than the browser experience, for certain activities, so you might want to try setting up Windows 7 and then seeing if the browser is "close enough"..

      I think she just uses AOL because it's what she is used to and what we used in our house literally 20 years ago. You're absolutely right about the browser experience. Trying to make it a replacement seems like a good option.

    30. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A tablet left her profoundly disgusted with the experience of typing on an unergonomical hard surface, so a PC it is.

      A neighbor brought up on manual typewriters can only use a tablet for minimal tasks as the lack of a physical keyboard with proper resistance makes tablets unusable even with a USB keyboard.

    31. Re:iPad by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

      She thought she needed them. I explained that's why her machine was so slow - the remaining cache space was dwindling.

      I have since handed over mom's tech support duties to my brother-in-law, since he lives closer to her. Lucky stuckee.

    32. Re:iPad by mjwx · · Score: 0

      Buy her two iPads.

      He asked what do those of us who _dont_ hate our mums do.

      Besides, mine's menopausal. She's got no use for pads these days.

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    33. Re:iPad by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I feel sorry for any future female in your life...

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    34. Re:iPad by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      He did. More than one is better than one.
      Keep your mom away from iPads. If she's menopausal, you don't want to give her weapons that will actually do damage to you judging by your attitude.

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    35. Re:iPad by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      That's like a person going from a horse & carriage to a car trying to find a place to tie the carriage to the back of the car.

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    36. Re:iPad by BLKMGK · · Score: 1

      No need to go Pro for this IMO. Logmein rocks and is usable from an iPad for remote admin. Likewise putting them on a non-admin account is a good idea and I'd consider DeepFreeze too. However one area we differ is OS - get them the hell off of XP and move them from IE to Chrome too. I'd consider an AV as well but damned if I know of one that I'd trust. The best ones are made overseas and Essentials just isn't cutting it

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    37. Re:iPad by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      Gentoo.

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    38. Re:iPad by jawtheshark · · Score: 1

      My mom is a Ubuntu user since the 8.04 days. Currently running 12.04. I barely ever have any support calls. That said, I only live 10km from her, so I can pass by when needed. I still have ssh on her machine, though. Main uses are: email, surfing (light, mostly e-banking) and using F-Spot (Yes, I know it doesn't come with Ubuntu any more, but she was used to that and it's still in the repos).

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    39. Re:iPad by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      No need to go Pro for this IMO. Logmein rocks and is usable from an iPad for remote admin. Likewise putting them on a non-admin account is a good idea and I'd consider DeepFreeze too. However one area we differ is OS - get them the hell off of XP and move them from IE to Chrome too. I'd consider an AV as well but damned if I know of one that I'd trust. The best ones are made overseas and Essentials just isn't cutting it

      DeepFreeze makes even more sense once XP support ends. Having an unfrozen partition for personal storage and wallpaper would ensure that personalisation persists and run a 'lite' AV for the unfrozen section - NOD32 is unintrusive.

    40. Re:iPad by Petaris · · Score: 1

      What about a Chrome device? A Chromebook or Chromebox? Alternatively using one of the many remote support options out there?

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    41. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you know there are cookies and other temp files filling a folder, write a batch file to clear them out and use the task scheduler to run the file at 3am and also at boot time. That way if it fails to run while the computer is left on overnight, it will run after a reboot.

    42. Re:iPad by jhoegl · · Score: 1

      I dont get your point.

    43. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you live in the kind of house where everyone just sits around and watches TV. I guess that looking at pictures of people you don't talk to from high school somehow makes that existence feel better. Get rid of the bullshit in your life and go outside.

    44. Re:iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ewww. Tablets.

    45. Re:iPad by ArmchairGeneral · · Score: 1

      Yes, F-Spot, that too for her digital camera. She thought it was so simplistic when I showed her how to use it, of course it mostly does it's own thing. I think that the people that aren't comfortable around computers would do well with Linux, they have very little knowledge to carry over so the transition is pretty simple.

  2. Get TeamViewer by twilight30 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Walking a parent through steps over the phone can be a frustrating experience. Even after moving my father to a Mac I still found myself having to deal with his issues for the first couple of months on a near-daily basis. Using TeamViewer helped this immeasurably. Free for personal use.

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    1. Re:Get TeamViewer by rwise2112 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Using TeamViewer helped this immeasurably. Free for personal use.

      Even remote desktop connection will work fine in most instances. It's built into Windows XP and newer versions.

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    2. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that measure. Teamviewer lets you control the desktop as if you were there, and saves thousands of hours a year for our company. It is also free, as in beer and speech, so it won't cost you anything.
      Just set up the user account to be a standard user, and have teamviewer run in the background at startup.
      Teamviewer uses significantly less bandwidth than other remote solutions, it's robust, and it is stable.

    3. Re:Get TeamViewer by trogdor8667 · · Score: 1

      Even remote desktop connection will work fine in most instances. It's built into Windows XP and newer versions.

      But only for Pro versions of Windows, so for most off the shelf PCs, RDP isn't an option.

    4. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did the same thing except when I had them move to Win7. I had TeamViewer setup and ready for them to click on to allow me to connect at any time so as long as the PC was bootable I could get in and fix just about everything they needed (well, mostly my mother).

    5. Re:Get TeamViewer by racermd · · Score: 2

      RDP works great when you've got the router/firewall rules set up for it. However, it's a bit of a security risk to set it up and leave it.

      TeamViewer is nice if you can get them to walk through the steps to get a connection going. Same goes for all other types of "request help" options.

      I prefer the free version of LogMeIn. The agent is small and it generally stays out of the way when you're not using it. If you get a support call, you can just jump into the computer without any action on their part. If you pay to get a LogMeIn Pro account (it's not exactly cheap which discourages personal use), you can do a lot more back-end monitoring/alerting and system maintenance (file copies, remote command prompt console, event log viewer, start/stop services, etc.) without directly affecting the console session.

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    6. Re:Get TeamViewer by dejanc · · Score: 4, Informative

      I second this. TeamViewer is a fantastic piece of software, and best of all it's cross platform, so whichever combination of OS's you and your mom have, it will work. You can even do it from a tablet or a phone and it's pretty much zero configuration, no need to set up forwarding on the router, etc.

    7. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its free for commercial use.

      If you're using it at your company, you need to buy a license.

      Support the developers, please.

    8. Re:Get TeamViewer by Bigby · · Score: 2

      I recommend an option for remote viewing. I have TightVNC on her system and trained her on how to open the ports in the router to let me in. This way I can do just about anything...as long as she doesn't have connection problems.

      In some instances she has run into connection problems. For those, she needs to know where the router/routers are located. And on them, put post-it notes as to where to unplug/plugin to restart the router.

    9. Re:Get TeamViewer by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 3, Informative

      TeamViewer can be simply 'run' when needed so it's never even installed. My parents will turn it on and call me when they need remote support. If the system is hosed so much they can't run an application, remote software isn't going to help much.

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    10. Re:Get TeamViewer by thewils · · Score: 1

      It is also free, as in beer and speech

      Free for "private" use though. If you are a commercial company (and it sounds like you are) you should be buying it.

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    11. Re:Get TeamViewer by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've remoted into my XP/7 machines from my Android :) A bit of an issue to deal with the resolution change and not exactly slight changes in how touch screen tries to mimic a mouse, but over all pretty easy and worked first time.

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    12. Re:Get TeamViewer by nsteinme · · Score: 1

      I use Ultra VNC + dyndns (might try single click someday) but this teamviewer sounds pretty good.

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    13. Re:Get TeamViewer by Synerg1y · · Score: 3, Informative

      What you said, except for an SSL tunnel instead of opening ports. Once you're in the network, vnc will work just as well. Surprised nobody else has mentioned VNC, it is THE solution for family remote support lol.

    14. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another recommendation. Team Viewer is free and works well.

    15. Re:Get TeamViewer by PRMan · · Score: 1

      I use LogMeIn Free, but agree wholeheartedly that this is the best approach.

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    16. Re:Get TeamViewer by ColdWetDog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The one problem I had with Team Viewer (and it was a fatal one) is that it didn't work with the wonky network set up in my mom's assisted living home. It's run by a company that mostly does TV distribution and it's a total fuck up with anything that needs a router or firewall. Can't recall the name correctly, but it;s apparently a popular 'solution'.

      Ended up with an iPad for her which works for 99% of what she does. The tech support issue was solved by giving my nephew another iPad and, as the price of the machine, he's responsible for the occasional physical support calls. This has the added bonus of actually getting him to see his grandmother in person.

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    17. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a godsend. I put it on every computer I setup for friends, family, and clients.

    18. Re:Get TeamViewer by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      VNC is the sort of thing that gives you a renewed appreciation for things like SSH and telnet. It's the worst performing GUI option out there. You can even finagle X to perform better (with NX).

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    19. Re:Get TeamViewer by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      It's not great, but it works cross-platform, is brain dead easy to set up, and for troubleshooting purposes, has sufficient performance. RDP works faster than anything we've mentioned, but that requires a walk through of how to log out of a session (or you can just kick em), and you have to replicate the problem yourself at that point.

    20. Re:Get TeamViewer by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      I do have a question about TeamViewer though.....

      Do you know if it has any issues losing control of a PC when something's clicked on which needs administrator rights to run?
      I had problems before with some of the other free remote control programs out there where I'd click to run setup for something like an HP All-In-One printer the person needed installed, and I'd lose control of the keyboard and mouse as soon as it launched (since it was effectively running under the administrator's account instead of the one I was using).

      If the other person was there, they could click through the dialog boxes for me as I talked them through it by phone until the setup completed, and then I'd get control back. But it wasn't ideal.

    21. Re:Get TeamViewer by mbruns · · Score: 1

      LogMeIn is also good, and free for personal use. It works in some setups where TeamViewer has issues.

    22. Re:Get TeamViewer by Saithe · · Score: 1

      After years and years of troubleshooting friends and families PC's over the phone, installing TeamViewer on their machines was the best decision ever. Has saved me many hours and a lot of grief.

    23. Re:Get TeamViewer by Saithe · · Score: 1

      If your TeamViewer is logged in as an Administrator you won't lose control at all, you can click any elevation dialogue you need to.

    24. Re:Get TeamViewer by Culture20 · · Score: 1
      Hopefully you're using ssh tunneling or stunnel or something: http://www.tightvnc.com/faq.php#howsecure

      Although TightVNC encrypts VNC passwords sent over the net, the rest of the traffic is sent as is, unencrypted (for password encryption, VNC uses a DES-encrypted challenge-response scheme, where the password is limited by 8 characters, and the effective DES key length is 56 bits). So using TightVNC over the Internet can be a security risk. To solve this problem, we have plans to implement built-in encryption in future versions of TightVNC.

    25. Re:Get TeamViewer by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Yeah... having spent over an hour to get a remote VNC session setup with my dad, I'll take Team Viewer... that said, something like LogMeIn personal/free works pretty well. I think once WebRTC supports some method of screen sharing, it may be the best option of all.

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    26. Re:Get TeamViewer by larpon · · Score: 1

      I personally find Chrome Remote Desktop extension to be just slightly more slick than TeamViewer.

      It requires Chromium to run obviously.

    27. Re:Get TeamViewer by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      Yep this is the way to go.

      I have DynDNS + TightVNC on quite a few of my non-techie relatives' computers (scattered across more than one continent, no less) and it works great. Tunnel it through SSH if you're paranoid, but I usually don't bother - I run the service on an odd port and the password itself is encrypted when transmitted, even if the session data thereafter is sent in the clear. Noone is going to be sitting there sniffing my VNC traffic on the one or two occasions per year that I might actually be using it.

      VNC isn't the most efficient remote control protocol but unlike RDP/X11 etc. it's cross-platform, and allows you to take control of the user's CURRENT session (even sharing control if necessary). RDP logs you in as a separate session which is completely useless if you are trying to see exactly what they see on their screen.

    28. Re:Get TeamViewer by Cimexus · · Score: 1

      The 'Tight' encoding isn't too bad, performance-wise, especially if you tunnel it over SSH with compression on. Things like RDP log you in as a separate session which is no good if you are trying to see what the user is actually looking at on their screen/share control with them. Things like X-forwarding are more difficult to set up across all platforms. So VNC works best for me.

    29. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Windows versions come with Remote Assistance - the user-friendly, user-initiated "OMGHELPME" button, so RDP is definitely an option.

      Not sure why you'd go anywhere else and give companies complete control over your computers.

    30. Re:Get TeamViewer by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Nice technical solution to a technical AND a social engineering problem.

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    31. Re:Get TeamViewer by Cito · · Score: 1

      yea my mom's pc is an old single core 3ghz intel with windows 98 se...
      I have it locked down and she uses firefox for everything, I have facebook, isp webmail, youtube bookmarked for her.

      i put shortcut on desktop for firefox renamed "web browser" shortcut to solitaire and some web bookmark shortcuts on desktop

      I also have tightvnc installed so if she ever has question, problem, or whatnot I can log right in.

      if she screws it up I've got the image backed up on external usb hard drive that I can tell her to plug in on phone and I've actually done a system restore from backup image with her on the phone then hop back in via vnc to make a couple settings.

      I have upnp turned off and tons of crap on the router, that pc is so locked down behind the firewall it's crazy :P and luckily she has never got a virus or spyware thanks to adblocks, peerblock running at startup set to auto load a known spyware/adware/malware ip list from iblocklist, combined with how I setup the router.

      only thing I can come in on is vnc, of course it's of no loss if something happens to it cause it just takes a couple minutes to restore from backup image and it's all ready to go again.

      so I tell her, she can't fuck it up, and she knows she don't have to be scared around it that she might mess something up. She's disabled and has occasional petit mal seizures which make her sleepy and groggy, so she keeps a notepad with my instructions on her little computer desk. She didn't care for laptop or tablet either she likes to pull up to her desk in her wheelchair and use the mouse and full size keyboard.

      she hated my ipod touch and android tablet and my old laptop.

    32. Re:Get TeamViewer by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      Depends on the problem. I just went through what the OP is going through. TeamViewer was a life saver last night. "My computer doesn't talk to the Internet!" She turned on the computer and didn't give it enough time to connect to the modem / router which was also just booting up. I turned on my team viewer and from across the city, Team Viewer told me that she was online. After that, solitaire didn't work. I could see what she was seeing and then I took control to help her out.

      Now, granted, I just setup her laptop and I basically made myself admin and made her a typical user. I also limited the number of icons she saw. As much as I hate Windows 8 on a laptop, the limited number of choices (which I got down to about 10 choices) actually helps her. She's not computer literate at all. My mother-in-law got dragged into the Windows 8 world from Windows XP. I explained that the computer has a split personality (desktop vs Metro) and told her where to find email, solitaire, and her pictures. I even got the desktop to rotate through the photos and I have it auto-login to her account and got Team Viewer to auto start when the computer boots up. If there are any problems, she knows how to reboot and it gets her back to her happy place. Anything harder and I remote in.

      Unless the computer cannot boot and make it online, I can help her remotely. I can even start up the camera and remote conference if I want. Pretty spiffy program. Wish I had that six years ago when I setup her last desktop. To help finish answering the OP's post, there were a few things I told her that she just had to learn. Get her off AOL. There's no future there. AOL is a portal. You can give her that with icons on a Windows 7 or 8 machine.

    33. Re:Get TeamViewer by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      When you run Team Viewer as a stand alone program, you may have problems. Do a full install and as long as the user logged in has admin rights, you should be ok.

    34. Re:Get TeamViewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree completely. This has been the simplest way to manage my Mom's PC, do basic maintenance, etc

    35. Re:Get TeamViewer by racermd · · Score: 1

      I don't normally reply to ACs but I need to here.

      My reason for LogMeIn over RDP (even the Remote Assistance feature) is two-fold:

      First, I get unprompted, unrequested access to the computer. The person actually requesting help doesn't need to do a thing other than make sure the computer is powered on (and, presumably, connected to the internet). They don't have to click on anything. They don't have to be walked through opening ports on the router/firewall. If the computer is powered on and connected to the internet, I can just log in and get to work on the problem. If they've got a problem impacting LogMeIn connectivity, their problem is likely severe enough to require me on-site, anyway.

      Second, assuming a LogMeIn Pro account is used, there's the back-end file transfer and other management tools I can use without interfering with the user sitting at the keyboard. I can set up alerts for all sorts of behavioral problems - event log triggers, application crashes, CPU/Memory usage above a threshold for a period of time, etc. That way, I would know about problems BEFORE they called for my help.

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    36. Re:Get TeamViewer by Bigby · · Score: 1

      I didn't go that far, because the port is open for 15 minutes, max, about once a month. It would be like getting a better lock for my door in my garage for those few moments my garage door is open.

    37. Re:Get TeamViewer by beegle · · Score: 1

      My system:

      1) An administrator account with a long but easy-to-read-over-the-phone password (a la https://xkcd.com/936/ correct-horse-battery-staple). This account has one big Teamviewer button on the desktop and nothing else. I encourage them not to write down this password.

      2) A "mom" account with an easy password.

      3) Hide the IE button

      4) Chrome installed as "mom" so that it updates itself. Chrome also updates its built-in flash and pdf viewer, so that's two fewer things to worry about.

      5) Microsoft Security Essentials with scheduled scans and updates. Other AV might be better, but it expires. MSE doesn't.

      6) An external disk with automatic backups so that when something inevitably does go wrong, we have a way back.

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  3. I'm sorry, you lost me at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Recent enough PC running Windows XP."

  4. Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Walk away. Just walk away.

    1. Re:Don't by QuasiRob · · Score: 2

      Agreed. Deny all knowledge of computers.

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    2. Re:Don't by Dins · · Score: 1

      Walk away. Just walk away.

      You're probably kidding, but the guy's gonna have a hard time doing that with his mom who already knows his tech background without starting a small family war.

    3. Re:Don't by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, I jokingly suggested getting something in trade for my tech support and Mom helpfully reminded me of who funded my college ;-)

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    4. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Sucker - when I said the same thing to your mom, she offered to blow me.

    5. Re:Don't by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You're lucky she didn't start by detailing the trials and tribulations of her pregnancy with you. Even worse is the blow by blow description of your childhood to your significant other.

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    6. Re:Don't by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah she told me. Have the shotgun wounds healed yet?

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    7. Re:Don't by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

      Hell they show the childhood movies of me the damned tub. I'm pretty much over being embarrassed by them...lol

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      People in cars cause accidents....accidents in cars cause people :-D
    8. Re:Don't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      whenever my mom does that to me i "jokingly" respond "so you paid for my college because you were expecting something in return, not because i'm your son and you love me?"

      fuck that logic. parents are SUPPOSED to provide for their kids. then their kids pay this back by providing for THEIR OWN kids. that's how love works.

      actually, my scholarships paid for *most* of my college anyway. >_>

  5. Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by dgharmon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "My mother uses a recent enough PC running Windows XP and .. Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option"

    Why are you asking here and not on a Windows forum?

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    1. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "My mother uses a recent enough PC running Windows XP and .. Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option"

      Why are you asking here and not on a Windows forum?

      Because a true nerd is platform-agnostic.

    2. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Why are you asking here and not on a Windows forum?

      For BSD advice, of course. Windows forums don't have much of it.

    3. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by acariquara · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just because we are agnostic doesn't mean we don't run like hell away from the Devil.

      Yo no lo creo en las brujas...

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    4. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by pipatron · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My thought as well. Seems like the OP goes something like this:

      I want to set up a system where the user by default has no admin privilege, and that can be administrated remotely. Using a system designed for users with no admin privilege and designed to be administrated remotely is not an option.

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    5. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Myopic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yeah but an IT support dweeb isn't a nerd. Nerds have better sense than that, enough to judge platforms for what they are. I wouldn't put my mom on OS/2 Warp in 2013, and I wouldn't put my mom on Windows in 2013. Let me spill out a little prejudice here: any nerd who doesn't hate Windows isn't a nerd.

    6. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by HappyHead · · Score: 1

      and I wouldn't put my mom on Windows in 2013

      Agreed. Besides, my mother doesn't like Windows. She much prefers Linux, because it does everything Windows does that she needs, plus it has better games.

    7. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by fermion · · Score: 1
      Seriously, my only experience in this was moving my parent to a Mac. It solved everything. Since Mobileme went away it was not really useful. And believe it was painful. There was yelling and pouted, even drama at the Apple Store. I can say the underpaid staff handled it very well. Buy years later the machine still works, the training is done, and everything is done. The big screen and the large characters and big mouse help a lot.

      What can be taken away is remote management is a must. Large characters is a must. We moved to google from whatever we had before, something like AOL, and that was the least painful of the transitions.

      But seriously, if it is an MS Windows only deal, stick with XP. Make it work. Just move to Google. Search for how to customize XP for what you do. It is a legacy system so every use case has been explored.

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      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    8. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not all of us are OS nerds. I code in C/assembler for a living and do electronics as a hobby (as well as model trains). I use Windows because it works well enough and I'm familiar with it. I used to be familiar with AmigaOS and I don't really have much inclination to figure everything out under Linux just because there are some theoretical benefits that don't affect me.

      Actually there are some down sides to Linux too. My mum couldn't get much done and would require even more tech support on Linux. Windows does have some security issues but she has been fine for years with Windows 7, Chrome and Security Essentials. Take your pick, one way or another the support calls won't stop coming.

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    9. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      But the system is for the submitters mom, not for himself. It can be quite difficult to get older people to switch from something they're used to, to something that looks very different and make is harder to play her favorite brand of spider solitaire

    10. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Because a true nerd is platform-agnostic.

      That includes killing the sacred cow if the actual user requirements warrant it. There is nothing "platform-agnostic" about mindlessly fixating on a particular (monopoly) brand of product.

      That kind of nonsense is why this issue is a problem to begin with.

      No one ever forces the 800lb gorilla to get it's act together. So the crapulence continues.

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    11. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by weilawei · · Score: 1

      My empire of dirt for mod points! Only a +2 Troll?!

    12. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by citylivin · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 is a perfectly fine OS, as was win2k. What the heck would you stick them on? oh so user friendly and compatible linux? An overpriced quick to obsolete and oozing with vendor lock in apple device?

      Its sad to say, but if openness and compatibility are your main concerns, windows is the way to go. I really would like to push linux on something other than servers but its not 100% compatible on the desktop, or even philosophically trying to be these days. Most peoples moms are not nerds, so your outdated prejudice does not apply either.

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    13. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Yeah but an IT support dweeb isn't a nerd. Nerds have better sense than that

      And since you are, quite appropriately, named "short sighted", this fits perfectly with what we all know about nerds - they do not exist.

      I can easily think of at least a hundred different things that nerds "doesn't do", many of them mutually exclusive.

      Some of us nerds and geeks find that in order to pay our bills, we have to do things we do not necessarily find particularly glorifying - like helping your friends and family with their software problems, because YOU are a complete ass.

      And believe it or not, some of us actually like the idea of helping people out with their computer problems, whether it's figuring out what the cup holder is for, how to turn on the computer, or how to replace hardware on their own.

      Unlike what short sighted people like yourself seem to revel in, we don't have a problem with people trying to learn new skills by asking others for help.

      You know - it's a bit like sex, in that it is more fun, when you aren't on your own. And it's a LOT more fun when you've learned how to do it properly, guided by someone who doesn't tell you, that you're a incompetent moron, imbecile, fuckwad who needs to read the fucking manual, and stop asking questions that have already been asked before, and shouldn't ever dare to try it again until they're experts.

      Well ... given your attitude, you might actually not know. Just trust me on this one.

    14. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by operagost · · Score: 2

      Boy, is your nick appropriate.

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    15. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by treeves · · Score: 1

      "agnostic" means "isn't sure" or "isn't aware". "apathetic" would be the term to use in this case\-- knowing but not caring.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    16. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any nerd who doesn't hate any modern OS for some reason or another isn't a nerd.

    17. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      I think you've confused the word nerd with religious zealot

    18. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

      Two can play that.

      I'd say he wants a computer to do actual work with, not a toy that requires boot camp to get things done.

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      Careful with names containing L slashdot.org/~AiphaWolf_HK slashdot.org/~AlphaWoif_HK slashdot.org/~AiphaWoif_HK
    19. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, my only experience in this was moving my parent to a Mac. It solved everything.

      Ditto. I just wish I'd done it five years ago.

      Took a little retraining (I had to figure out how to use it as well), but it made my life much easier. She's happy. I get fewer support calls.

    20. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh please, do you ever give up on the bullshit? No one wants Linux on the desktop, just quit it.

    21. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo no lo creo en las brujas...

      Pero haberlas, haylas. One of my favourite adages. Loosely translated as "I don't believe in witches, but they exist"

    22. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by walshy007 · · Score: 2

      It doesn't have to be compatible with everything, only the things said parents want to do.

      As with anything, it's a needs analysis. These days the most common uses for computers by this audience is simply a web browser of which there is no shortage under linux.

      Even in instances like this where the user is dead set against non-windows things, I'd likely just put windows xp on a vm They get their familiar environment and I get my easier to debug system.

    23. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by emj · · Score: 1

      Well if you don't use Linux then it isn't a good match, I have no problems with Linux for my mother and in laws. I bought the same hardware the same software setup. Easy. A lot less support calls now (3 years) than before with XP, and I don't have to worry about virus protection that I have no clue about.

    24. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That statement "Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option" reads just like "I am a prick and have a hidden agenda", because it isn't explained WHY other operating systems have been ruled out. My immediate response to this would quite simply be - try another operating system.

    25. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Myopic · · Score: 1
    26. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Hey, nothing is perfect, but Windows is total shit. We don't say that just because Mother Theresa was imperfect means she can be fairly grouped with Vlad the Impaler. Windows stands on its own, a far outlier of crappiness, vastly beyond the mediocreness of other operating systems.

    27. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there are some down sides to Linux too. My mum couldn't get much done and would require even more tech support on Linux.

      Must disagree. I switched my mother to Ubuntu and she loves it! She finds it more intuitive than windows and it performs better on her six year old pc. And I can't remember the last time I got a tech support call from her.

    28. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Keybounce · · Score: 1

      > Let me spill out a little prejudice here: any nerd who doesn't hate Windows isn't a nerd.

      Alright, lets look at options?

      1. Windows 8. Microsoft continues the "every other system" approach. Windows 7 ... I got lucky, we managed to find a closeout laptop demo unit. For $400, my mother got a laptop that is a 6GB i5 4 core. Why 6GB? Because apparently, Microsoft artificially hampers the reported memory speed index of computers with only 4 GB. Why? Maybe their software is too bloated to work in small systems? Maybe they do bleep poor determination of what to swap out? Whatever -- it's more computer than she needs, it's cheap enough, and ... it's problems aren't that problematic. (Yes, she has TeamViewer, and I'm fixing something weekly.)

      2. Macintosh Mountain Lion laptop. (10.8) Well, there isn't much to say here. Apple has managed to go from "It does what you want" to "We've stopped caring about real feedback from customers, our marketing knows what you want and we'll give you what we know we've said you want.". Higher price, and no longer better functionality.

      Seriously Apple, WTF is with your "transparent application lifespan", "OS managed revisions", "live update of files when you edit them so you don't even need to save", etc?

      (TextEdit, Finder, ruined virtual desktops, Terminal, and a browser (safari) that is too slow/unresponsive? That's just the user end -- I'm not even getting into the broken programmer-side promises.)

      Now, how does Mac OS behave with only 4 GB of memory? Horrendously poor swapout behavior, battery life that is "long" if I reboot my OS but goes way down after being up long enough, insisting on using the discrete video card more often than I want it to (quicktime export of video -- which I actually do with iMovie -- is so far the only thing I've found that actually benefits from that card, and it's too power hungry), horrible power management in general (too many cores active too often; discrete video card tracked as having several different power consumption levels with no way to control what is used, etc), etc.

      I'm long past regarding Apple as better than Microsoft. Right now I hate both OS's.

      In fairness, the "memory" problem really only happens with Firefox. Everything else degrades acceptably well, given enough time for the system to finally figure out what to swap out. Firefox is just a memory hog, and if anything else could run NoScript, and be responsive / display partially loaded pages without having to load it all first, I'd gladly switch.

      3. Linux based systems. Seriously? For my mother? Nuff said. And actually, I've had so many bad experiences with Linux-based gui's that -- well, let me know if X ever actually gets it's act together. Seriously, who ever decided that letting every programmer use a different widget tookit so that no two programs look alike or behave the same is better for the end user? (Yes, I know that modern systems have two different answers for this -- so now you have to choose between one of two incompatible master supplements for X, and cannot run both of them, so you have incompatible program groups -- and that still does nothing to address using older programs that don't use those two new behaviors.)

      4. Tablets. Franky, if my mother did not have stuff that needs windows (medical devices that need at least a windows emulation environment on the computer), this might have been an option for her. And if any tablet OS actually decides to treat me like it's my computer, and I'm not just a consumer of DRM'd videos, maybe I will.

      So, we're looking at only two options:
      1. Closeouts of older PC laptops, still running windows 7, with no windows 8 certification. $400. (What we got my mother.)
      2. Used old Macbook Pro, 10.7 (Lion), $1100 (what I got.).

      So, do I qualify as a NeRD ("NeXT Registered Developer") under your classification?

    29. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Myopic · · Score: 1

      I guess no, you're not a nerd, if you arrived at the end of your comment and still consider Windows.

      Other operating systems have problems, but only Windows is built to be 100% problems in every way. Windows PC for $400? Okay, so that's $500 more than its worth. Mac is $1100? Okay, that's $300 more than it's worth.

      For the record, I recommend Macs ONLY for grandmas. I think they are good machines gone awry, like you do. Anyone who doesn't need Mac's warm embrace should scrape by with Linux (or whatever Unix you like), because like I said there is no viable third option. All the third options are unviable.

    30. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Windows 7 is not a perfectly fine OS, nor was 2000. They each sucked less than some other versions, but were still way below the threshold of usability. Microsoft never pulled its head out of the ground with respect to Windows, and they never will.

      Unix is the only operating system which is above the threshold of usability. Choose your favorite version of Unix, it's the best you can do. If it's not Unix, it's not worth your time.

    31. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Administrated (noun): the creation of administrators, typically by cloning from a graft

    32. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by terjeber · · Score: 1

      Any nerd who hates an operating system or a company is a virgin and a moron.

    33. Re:Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think your name is ironic considering the inherent cluelessness of this statement.

  6. Anon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't.

  7. another vote for temaviewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I use it to for family "IT" support too. Works great. Logmein is another good option.

  8. Don't by Verdatum · · Score: 1

    Walk away. Just walk away.

  9. JoinMe or something similar by cpm99352 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've done this. Set your parent up in XP with a non-admin account. Ensure you can have her sign in as admin when necessary. Worst case, she signs in as admin and there's a big icon on the desktop (make the background color red or something to make ti really obvious) for running joinme session, and nothing else. On her default desktop, all the usual icons (as well as joinme). I also set up FIrefox w/ adblock, and the PC has been virtually problem free. Only had to walk through setting up a new printer.

    1. Re:JoinMe or something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can also do screen sharing sessions in Skype. So you can converse at the same time. I have found this very helpful for providing a variety of assistance.

    2. Re:JoinMe or something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I 2nd using Firefox with AdBlock (Chrome+AdBlock may be fine as well). I set my Dad's PC up like that 6 years ago and have only ever had 2 tech support calls in all that time. Whenever I stop by to visit (once a year) his machine is never infected and everything is working fine. In addition to blocking ads from the web I also installed MalwareBytes on his machine and set it up to automatically do a scan once a day. Anti-Virus software (Norton, McAfee, NOD32, etc...) are useless and just waste CPU cycles.

      The only thing I need to do for my Mom was get her off of Hotmail and over to Gmail to avoid having an inbox flooded with virus laden spam. She runs a computer lab, so she's generally smart enough to read prompts and not install malicious software from the web.

  10. logmein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    logmein.com/

    1. Re:logmein by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 3, Funny

      you just made me hungry for chinese food

    2. Re:LogMeIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 for LogMeIn with parents. join.me for non-relatives where I don't want to be able to log in without permission. -1 for CoPilot, they end support for OS versions (OSX Tiger for instance) much too soon. Neutral on Team Viewer. I have clients that swear by it, but unlike LogMeIn does not allow free use for commercial purposes.

    3. Re:logmein by Festeron · · Score: 1

      i use it with my mom who can't teach honors calculus but can't figure out changing desktop icons

      What *can* she do?

      All mocking aside, I'll give another upvote for LogMeIn. Unfortunately, they are switching to a limit of 10 computers in the free edition, so I'll have to trim back a few of the older ones.

    4. Re:logmein by treeves · · Score: 1

      I thought it looks German.
      Problem with German food is ... you're hungry again a week later.

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  11. Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you're willing to move her to Win7 and away from AOL software, why not just move her to Linux? The best thing I did for my parent's computer (they are 6000 miles away) is to replace their WinXP computer with one that runs Linux that's configured to open a web browser immediately upon startup - no login required.

    The computer also ssh'es to my public server and opens a tunnel back to their computer so I can connect via VNC if needed.

    When they got a new camera, I was able to remotely set up a script so If they plug in a memory card from their camera, it copies the images from the card automatically and uploads to an online photo album.

    This covers 100% of what they use a computer for, and completely eliminated their recurring virus infections.

    1. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. Or learn to enjoy the tech support calls.

      But I also recommend installing the GNU userland for a more complete and familiar experience.

    2. Re:Why not linux? by PhotoJim · · Score: 1

      I did this with my mother-in-law. VPN connection home so that I can ssh into her box, or VNC, as required, even if her IP address should change. Works great.

      Now, if she has a problem, she can show me the problem instead of just telling me about it. As a result, most of her problems can be solved in almost no time at all.

    3. Re:Why not linux? by dmbasso · · Score: 1

      I have a similar experience. Seven years ago, when my brother couldn't stand anymore giving support for my parents' computer running Windows XP, I took over and installed Ubuntu. Using dynamic dns + ssh + vnc, any problems they have I can solve easily.

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    4. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You put a lot of effort in instead of just buying them a Mac. Do you have hobbies or a sex life?

    5. Re:Why not linux? by jabuzz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would suggest that this is the perfect market segment for a Chromebox or Chromebook. The HP Chromebook with the 14" screen is ideal for those with ageing eyesight, they boot up really fast and do everything many "parents" do. The only issue is the lack of Skype, I think Android tablet is the solution there. You can fix the camera issue with an EyFi card. Printing will probably require a new cloudprint capable device or using something like a Raspberry Pi as a smart print server.

      I remain convinced that the ChromeOS has it roots in a senior Google exec sick and tired of doing tech support for a parent :-)

    6. Re:Why not linux? by icebike · · Score: 0

      If you're willing to move her to Win7 and away from AOL software, why not just move her to Linux?

      Because you misread what he posted.

      He's not willing to do that due to the time involved. Its also an overkill solution to temporary problems, that could easily be handled with remote login
      capabilities as dozens of others have pointed out. Buying a new car because the ashtrays are full is seldom a good approach.

      He is likely to have to spend far more time re-training on Linux than just fixing the problems via remote log in. I've moved my wife to Linux, she's in the same house and its still a lot of trouble re-teaching. You'd be surprised how resentful people can be when you foist totally new things on them when all they wanted was a tweak here or there. Yes, I prevented a great deal of virus and malware recovery hours, but I spent just more time training her on simple things about Linux that required he to relearn what she had learned over a lifetime of office work.

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    7. Re:Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I would suggest that this is the perfect market segment for a Chromebox or Chromebook. The HP Chromebook with the 14" screen is ideal for those with ageing eyesight, they boot up really fast and do everything many "parents" do. The only issue is the lack of Skype, I think Android tablet is the solution there. You can fix the camera issue with an EyFi card. Printing will probably require a new cloudprint capable device or using something like a Raspberry Pi as a smart print server.

      I remain convinced that the ChromeOS has it roots in a senior Google exec sick and tired of doing tech support for a parent :-)

      At the time, it was the price of a tablet that kept me away from Android, but also mom claimed that she had to use a printer for printing recipes. However, last time I went home, the inkjet cartridges had dried up from lack of use and they didn't want to buy new ones because they print so rarely. I'll consider a chrome book the next time they need a computer, but I haven't seen any 17" chromebooks -- they need a big screen for visibility, resolution doesn't matter, but they need big fonts. An external monitor isn't really viable since they set the laptop up on the kitchen table when they want to use it.

    8. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ssh'ed into yer mum's box. too.

    9. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same setup on a Mac would require the same level of effort exactly, but have the added fun of a huge price tag. Not worth the money, for what they're using a computer for.

    10. Re:Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You put a lot of effort in instead of just buying them a Mac. Do you have hobbies or a sex life?

      An afternoon of software setup wasn't a lot of effort.

      Keeping my wife's parents happy enhances my sex life.

      What's the cheapest 17" macbook cost? $700? The refurb Dell I sent them cost $250. And I'd still have to do tech support even if I sent them a Macbook.

    11. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's more like buying a new car because the frame of your old one is bent, and it came from the factory like that, so a new model from the same manufacturer is likely to have similar systemic issues.

      I moved my fiance to Linux, and after a week I didn't get any more questions. Of course, we're young, so maybe it's just a case of she had less time to develop "Windows habits" that needed breaking. Now she goes around bragging about using Linux and telling people about how open source software puts you back in control.

    12. Re:Why not linux? by HappyHead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I moved my parents to Linux from WinXP, and they required zero retraining, zero tweaking, and zero time recovering from malware. Also, they decided they liked the games it came with better than the ones that came with Windows. I set them down in front of a laptop with Win7 on it, and they had problems right away. They looked at Win8 at an electronics store, and couldn't get it to do anything at all. Moving to new editions of Windows frankly requires more retraining than moving to a properly set up* install of Linux.

      *Properly set up for new users involves not using Gnome3, which I find just confuses most Windows and Mac expatriates into sitting there waiting for the desktop to finish loading, since there's nothing on it.

    13. Re:Why not linux? by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      just get an ipad. done and done. if you get an airport express wifi station you can set it up from the ipad. don't need a windows or mac to configure the router.

    14. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll blow the $450 in savings in no time supporting a Windows or Linux box. I'm ready to tell all my relatives that I no longer support Windows boxes, and they can go buy Macs if they want something that works. Linux works for me, but I'm willing to blow an afternoon scripting something arcane (and something the Mac does out of the box). I'm not willing to do that for a relative. My time has value.

    15. Re:Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 2

      You'll blow the $450 in savings in no time supporting a Windows or Linux box. I'm ready to tell all my relatives that I no longer support Windows boxes, and they can go buy Macs if they want something that works. Linux works for me, but I'm willing to blow an afternoon scripting something arcane (and something the Mac does out of the box). I'm not willing to do that for a relative. My time has value.

      Really? Have you ever supported a Linux box? They've had it for almost 3 years now, and after the first couple weeks, they've had no problems or questions. The machine auto-updates with security updates, and last time I was home, I upgraded them to the latest Ubuntu LTS release. Even after that version upgrade, they had no questions because all they really see is a web browser.

    16. Re:Why not linux? by Nimey · · Score: 2

      Your mom's box uses anonymous FTP.

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    17. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your mom's box uses anonymous FTP.

      She is *not* a slut, and I resent the implication!

    18. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows wasn't meant to be run on shitty hardware with even shittier drivers. This is why my repair bench is FULL of Dells and HPs and 0 (read zero) of the house-built systems. Linux can run on a fucking mouse wheel if you write the software for it.

    19. Re:Why not linux? by Nimey · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wouldn't say she's a slut, but... she's running a really old copy of Sendmail as an open relay.

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    20. Re:Why not linux? by westlake · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you're willing to move her to Win7 and away from AOL software, why not just move her to Linux?

      No one ever posts a story here explaining how and why trying to move his Mom or Dad to Linux blew up in his face. But I am betting it happens more a lot more often then the geek is willing to admit.

      There is nothing that cuts deeper or wounds the elderly more than being treated like a snot-nosed kid.

      Fix what needs to be fixed.

      Do it quietly, do it simply, Leave everything else alone.

    21. Re:Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to move her to Win7 and away from AOL software, why not just move her to Linux?

      No one ever posts a story here explaining how and why trying to move his Mom or Dad to Linux blew up in his face. But I am betting it happens more a lot more often then the geek is willing to admit.

      There is nothing that cuts deeper or wounds the elderly more than being treated like a snot-nosed kid.

      Fix what needs to be fixed.

      Do it quietly, do it simply, Leave everything else alone.

      I made such a post quite a while ago. I moved my then-girlfriend from Windows to Linux after her laptop got an incurable virus infection. She was fine with it and had no problem using it - I think I had configured fvwm2 to look like WinXP, so the interface was familiar to her. She even had no problem with Openoffice. But then came the day when she wanted to install a custom app from work so she could work from home - there was no way to get it to work, even under Wine.

      She's moved on to a Mac now (supplied by her employer) and if she needs to run a Windows app that's not available as a web-app, she remotes into the terminal server at work.

      So not exactly "blowing up in my face", but it definitely didn't work out.

    22. Re:Why not linux? by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      If you consider a simple script to copy files from one location to another "arcane", that's a statement on your limited skills more than anything else. I write stuff like that on Linux, on the Mac, and on Windows. It's not a requirement of any platform, but sometimes it's useful. My dad's computer has a script running to copy out his photos and business documents to one of my servers, so I can provide an off-site backup for the files should his PC die. That's on Windows 7, and it took me five minutes to setup. I do not make $5400/hr, so it was worth doing. If that takes you "an afternoon", I wouldn't be bragging about your time being valuable.

      If someone wants to manipulate or create media--actually do a lot of processing of their photos or mess with video--I won't hesitate to recommend a Mac. My mom just wanted basic web stuff and document editing, and she has been running Linux Mint for two years now. It was easier to get her up to speed on Mint with OpenOffice, because it runs reliably on Linux and she doesn't get confused by the ribbon. My total time on tech support so far is one hour. I had to show her how to start the machine and shut it down. When that system dies, I'll toss it and replace it with the next cheapest PC I have around again. Actual dollars invested in her computer setup so far is $0.

    23. Re:Why not linux? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to move her to Win7 and away from AOL software, why not just move her to Linux?

      Which distro/version? And herein lies the problem...

    24. Re:Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to move her to Win7 and away from AOL software, why not just move her to Linux?

      Which distro/version?
      And herein lies the problem...

      What's the problem? Your mom isn't going to care if she's running CentOS, Redhat, Ubuntu, Kubuntu, Fedora, whatever. Pick the one that *you* are most comfortable with and go with it. I went with Ubuntu + XFCE, but any distro would have worked fine.

    25. Re:Why not linux? by dextermanas · · Score: 1

      This. I moved my folks to Linux (Mint) four years ago, and they're still running it fine with no issues. They don't even know they're using Linux - when I changed it from XP, I just told them it's a new system that's more secure, faster, better. And they love it. I have set them up with icons on the desktop for all their tasks. For remote desktop, I have setup SSH, VNC and TeamViewer - so in case any one of them fails, I always have a way of getting into the system. I'm now in the process of setting up a Raspberry Pi as a watchdog system connected via 3G so that I can remotely reboot their router if needed. Now if only I could somehow use the Raspberry Pi to simulate keyboard/mouse input, then I could enable automatic kernel /dist-upgrades as well (right now the system auto-updates only the userland stuff). The only reason I haven't enabled kernel updates is for the fear that it could break their system - not that it should, given that the PC isn't using any proprietary drivers...

    26. Re:Why not linux? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      My mum does because she uses Windows at work, so knows that and has no interest in learning new things or figuring out why one OS is better/worse than the other. She just wants everything to work the same as it does at her office. You see that's the difference, I gave her the best solution, you just want to sell everyone your religion.

    27. Re:Why not linux? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      My mum does because she uses Windows at work, so knows that and has no interest in learning new things or figuring out why one OS is better/worse than the other. She just wants everything to work the same as it does at her office. You see that's the difference, I gave her the best solution, you just want to sell everyone your religion.

      You're either trolling or are confusing two different issues. One issue the large choice of Linux distros (which is both a weakness and a strength of the Linux platform), the other issue is incompatibility of most Microsoft apps with Linux.... Why would your mom care whether you gave her Ubuntu or Redhat when neither one will let her (easily) run Windows apps?

      The original poster said his mom was on WinXP and is still using AOL for internet, so it doesn't sound like she has stringent office suite needs.

      When it comes time to upgrade to a new computer, your mom's going to have to get used to something new whether she wants to or not - Win8 is quite a bit different than WinXP... some Linux variant would probably be more comfortable to her than Win8.

    28. Re:Why not linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I tryed mobing mine as well, i came over one day, the desktop was filled with applications ending in EXE msnmessnger,exe skype,exe etc... think i missed a small portion of that explanation....

    29. Re:Why not linux? by CodingHero · · Score: 1

      He's not willing to do that due to the time involved.

      He is likely to have to spend far more time re-training on Linux than just fixing the problems via remote log in.

      These are big reasons why I say Linux is not an option. The other significant one is that I'm no Linux guru myself. While I'd certainly like to learn more and this is a great opportunity to do so, I just don't have the time in my life right now.

    30. Re:Why not linux? by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      When it comes time to upgrade to a new computer, your mom's going to have to get used to something new whether she wants to or not - Win8 is quite a bit different than WinXP... some Linux variant would probably be more comfortable to her than Win8.

      But I'll never be upgrading to Win8 so that won't be a problem. I got 10 years out of XP, I expect to get 10 years out of Win7. By 2022 I expect there'll be a lot better options than either Win8 or current gen Linux.

  12. Re:another vote for TEAMVIEWER by raluxs · · Score: 1

    All right, typo, TEAMVIEWER

  13. Easy by Ritchie70 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. Install logmein (logmein.com) - the free edition is just fine.
    2. Make your mom a standard user. Non-administrator.
    3. Create an "Admin" account. Do NOT tell her the password.

    It's working so far for my mother-in-law. Her old computer was so badly infested that I just gave up and gave her one of my spares. (She had no reload media.)

    Now, even with her teen grandson surfing porn (yes, I caught him at it, yes, we had a long talk about it but I doubt he's stopped) it seems to be clean.

    She has Windows 7. Maybe it won't work as well with XP.

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    1. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Getting a teenage boy to stop looking at porn makes no sense. How about you explain to him how to do it safely?

    2. Re:Easy by Bigby · · Score: 2

      Did you ridicule him; or did you teach him safe surfing?

    3. Re:Easy by Digicrat · · Score: 2

      I second logmein free edition. I have it set up on literally half a dozen or more family computers, evenly split between XP, Vista and Win7. This is by far the easiest way to fix 90% of issues. The rest of the time the answer is normally to instruct them over the phone to reset the modem and/or router to fix connection issues.

      You do have to tailor your usage to the family member. If they are completely computer illiterate, then setting up a separate non-administrator account is a good thing. Otherwise, particularly with Vista and later, just teach them to always say 'no' to the access control popups unless they check with you first. If you teach them safe habits, it'll be better for everyone.

      For AOL, start by showing them how to use http://aol.com/ instead of the AOL software by making that the homepage on Chrome or FF. Also, try to make that icon more prevalent than the AOL software. If they don't learn, tell them that AOL software no longer exists when your finally able to get them a new computer. I've done this for 3 people already - it's not a lie if you didn't bother to check if AOL software still exists ;-)

      As for other suggestions on here about Linux, that's a mixed bag. I successfully transitioned my Dad from XP to Linux for about a year or two when I cleaned his old computer. For his basic usage (email, movie listings, weather reports), it was more than adequate. The only issue I had was one exasperating series of tech support sessions with Verizon when he switched ISPs and they insisted they didn't support Linux on a 3-way conference call...eventually I got them to believe me that the modem was broken after looking up the manual and finding the non-Windows-CD configuration page...

      Eventually he switched back to Windows when the computer died and he wanted something that could support certain Windows-only software. He knows not to install anything on the computer, and also tends to say no to all popups (good and bad), so I just have to explicitly run updates periodically.

    4. Re:Easy by robbyb20 · · Score: 0

      Agreed with the logmein/admin solution. Quick and painless and as long as the computer is connected to the internet, you can gain access and fix. Meaning, mom doesnt have to sit there and wait for your to do stuff. I have this loaded on all of my PCs here and at my parents house.

    5. Re:Easy by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      "teenaged" was generous. He's a few months shy of 12. The talk was more about how

      * I'm sorry that the filtering software apparently broke and let him see all that stuff, because he really isn't ready for it (and he isn't. He's very immature.)
      * I can see everything he searches for and every web site he goes to.
      * the general internet isn't a good source for actual information about sex and bodies and so forth.
      * the filter WILL still let him do "safe" google image search, so he can probably still see scantily clad women and maybe the occasional body part that slips past, and I won't give him grief about those searches - in other words, go ahead and search for "hot ladies" but not "5th grade girls having lesbian sex" or "ladies shitting in the snow".
      * anything he wants to know he can ask me and I won't mock him and I will come up with a good answer
      * Don't do this sort of thing with his friends - he's a year behind in school, so he's older than his friends, so if they get caught he's going to get blamed.
      * and finally, the mechanics of the sex act (at the "tab A fits into slot B" level) which he claimed was news to him, despite clearly having seen more pornography than I saw before I was about 25.

      It was generally hideous for all involved, which may be sufficient to keep him out of it for a while.

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    6. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It makes perfect sense. Seeing how the Internet hivemind is pro-porn it's "not the sensible thing to do". But it makes sense if you have religious reasons, know that your kid has an addiction and it's hurting their relationships with others or it's because you believe that porn can hurt a still developing kids understanding of how to treat women. You may not believe it's true, but I know personally that watching porn at young age has hurt me now when it comes to relationships.

    7. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting a teenage boy to stop looking at porn makes no sense. How about you explain to him how to do it safely?

      I can't even get myself to give up porn. I can't even imagine the difficulty of getting a teenager to stop.

    8. Re:Easy by DrVxD · · Score: 1

      ...or just send him your bookmarks...

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    9. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * anything he wants to know he can ask me and I won't mock him and I will come up with a good answer

      Keep posting his personal info. Let someone else do the mocking...

      • "teenaged" was generous. He's a few months shy of 12.

      * Don't do this sort of thing with his friends -

      • he's a year behind in school

      , so he's older than his friends, so if they get caught he's going to get blamed.
      * and finally, the

      • mechanics of the sex act (at the "tab A fits into slot B" level) which he claimed was news to him

      , despite clearly having seen more pornography than I saw before I was about 25.

      Or maybe you are sufficiently anonymous - da fuck do I know!

    10. Re:Easy by Inda · · Score: 1

      His name is Robert Paulson.

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    11. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He'll need to upgrade to Windows 7 before you can truly get any benefit from a separate admin account. XP is a security nightmare.

    12. Re:Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this and yes it works with XP.

      Install another browser that Internet Exploder (ie: Install Chrome) and use an instant messenger that you can use without loading Logmein for simple tasks.

  14. Setup a clonezilla partition on the hard drive. by Marrow · · Score: 1

    If the machine gets infected, then have her restore from the clonezilla partition and she is back to where she was. For added fun, you could teach her how to make subsequent backups.

    1. Re:Setup a clonezilla partition on the hard drive. by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      most older people are scared spit-less by going into "my computer" or the control panel let alone cmd.exe so teaching her to run clonezilla a bootable textmode backuputility would be far and beyond you average cat video watcher.

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    2. Re:Setup a clonezilla partition on the hard drive. by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      Clonezilla is a bit much for most people to navigate. I have used Acronis True Image for this job successfully, and it's not too expensive. It adds a boot manager with a simple "press F11 to restore" type thing at boot. It only asks a few questions to put the original image back again. You can just click yes/next to take the default on each and off it goes.

  15. LogMeIn by obidon · · Score: 1

    I had a similar situation with my mother. I bought her a generic HP laptop from Walmart with Win7 for ~$400. Installed LogMeIn and I can access whenever I want to maintain.

  16. linux. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, my Mum has Linux now. Firefox and Chrome look just the same as on Windows. 1200 km away in a different country but it's reliable this way.

  17. Use CoPilot from Fog Creek by NTT · · Score: 1

    Copilot is free on weekends.

    https://www.copilot.com/

  18. Linux by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know you said it's not an option.

    But I converted my brother and a friend to Ubuntu. Both extremely reluctant to move. So I saved their old Windows hard drive, told them they'd never have to worry about a virus again, and that I would help them figure out anything they didn't understand. It's been a resounding success. Support calls have dropped from several per month to one every six months.

    "downloading seasonal wallpapers and screensavers"

    I can't think of a quicker way to get my Windows system infected. Seriously, if you're going to break the AOL habit, move her to an iPad or Linux. You won't regret it. Actually, you owe it to her and yourself.

    1. Re:Linux by swillden · · Score: 1

      Even Linux isn't enough for some users.

      I've given my father-in-law a series of increasingly locked-down configurations, and he still manages to screw them up occasionally. The last time he made his Chrome window larger than the viewable area and slid it so the controls were all off-screen.

      I think the next step is a Chromebook; the only problem is that they come on tiny machines and he wants a bigger display. The Pixel would probably work, but it's too expensive. Next time I visit I'm going to look into a good ChromiumOS distro to install on his laptop.

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    2. Re:Linux by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      told them they'd never have to worry about a virus again,

      Said every Mac OS X user circa 2010

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    3. Re:Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wallpapers? See if you can't convince her to go to Win7.......then teach her how to Customize with the many downloadable Win7 Themes from Microsoft's own site. This is a pretty safe way to get some nice sets of pictures that rotate throughout the day. More are being added all the time. If there's one she really gets fond of, it can become the only pic in the theme.

    4. Re:Linux by jabuzz · · Score: 2

      The HP Chromebook has a 14" display with the same number of pixels as a the 11" Samsung. Ideal I think for older eyes.

      You could also try a Chromebox, and stick any display that works on it. They are not "cheap" but they are unbreakable as far as I can tell.

    5. Re: Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I still haven't had to worry about any viruses. There is malware (mostly third party exploits using flash or java and a few trick-the-user trojans) but there are still no viruses on OS X.

    6. Re:Linux by swillden · · Score: 1

      The HP Chromebook has a 14" display with the same number of pixels as a the 11" Samsung. Ideal I think for older eyes.

      Ah, right, I'd forgotten about HP's entry. Thanks, I'll take a look.

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  19. logmein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they have a free version for home use, simple interface and nothing has to be initiated by her after the initial install. i use it with my mom who can't teach honors calculus but can't figure out changing desktop icons

  20. Local Group Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use them, and apply them to her user account.

  21. "Not an option" by gumpish · · Score: 0

    Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option.

    Because you don't know how to use Linux or Mac OS?

    Or because your mother's need to look at seasonal wallpaper and screensavers is more important than tens of hours of your time every year and more important than keeping her e-mail and other credentials secure?

    1. Re:"Not an option" by DutchUncle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Just consider, for a moment, that accepting one's parent's foibles is a kindness. Karma-producing, even. Just like not getting upset about baby drool.

      Then remember that the reason this is such an effective infection vector is because there are SO MANY PEOPLE like this. There are entire industries creating wreaths, and window stickers, and seasonal decorations.

      Now go back and attempt to consider the original question with more compassion for the ignorant user, and less snark for the helper. You can count it as your good deed for the day.

    2. Re:"Not an option" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when you see someone hurting themselves, your solution is to encourage them to continue doing that, because lots of people do that, and encouraging them to keep hurting themselves is more compassionate, and telling them "don't do that" would be too snarky?

      You have a strange definition of compassion. I'm pretty glad I don't have to rely on you for anything.

    3. Re:"Not an option" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now go back and attempt to consider the original question with more compassion for the ignorant user, and less snark for the helper.

      You do not seem to realize the depth of the problem and that compassion here means stopping the exploitation of the user, and indeed stopping the user from being a part of and through network effects an enabler of the abuser's infrastructure. In truth, she is hurting you, directly and indirectly. Most obviously by wasting your time (imagine the time you two could spend on socializing instead of pointlessly milling around in the cage of a parasite). Please do not confuse a more profound insight into reality with lack of empathy.

      The first rule of intervention is not to let the abuse continue. An addict/mental dependant/victim of abuse will usually develop a psychological framework that normalizes their predicament and behaviour (a.k.a. Stockholm syndrome). They will hurt when being weened off it, in the case of Windows even after switching away from it, due to peer pressure from other hapless victims. They will also try everything to return to this state. You must be strong, but your love and compassion for the user will pull you through.

  22. Why limit to Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    going to 7 is not that much different than MAC or Linux for a user the way you described.

    I went through the same thing with my mom back when vista came up.

    Mover her over to ubuntu. today she does not want to touch a Windows PC because they "break" to easily.

    Created a non-admin user for her. Log in about once a month through SSH to update. Every now on them I VNC into her desktop to help her out. It did help that she was on Open Source software for a while before moving from XP to Linux. to create her presentations and documents for her voluntary work.

    My mother in law went into a much different direction, as she pretty much only consumes content, she got an IPAD and has been happy ever since. In fact to this day, she only gets new apps on the IPAD (now on a retina IPAD2) when she visits us, we we visit them.

    The interesting thing, both of them are is over 4K miles away from me in South america. the worst I have to ever do was recreate her user in an older computer back in 2010, and walk my mother in law to reset and restore the ipad from icloud.

    The key for both of them, they were not married to an app or OS, they just wanted to do specific tasks..

    1. Re:Why limit to Windows? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      True, WE know that... but parents (60+) who aren't that tech savvy tend to be resistant to big change. Even if that change is just a big OS name... it's still scary to some.

      They're comfortable with Windows version X, it's less scary for them to go to Windows version Y instead of OSX or Linux or whatever.

      My dad never learned how to use a computer, even for just email. And until recently, he was a "General Motors" only-guy. Seriously, 30+ years and only owned GM cars. So, imagine the "fun" there if I tried to get him to switch from Windows to OSX.

      My mom is more tech savvy, though still pretty bad, but she appears to like her iPad fairly well. But when I suggest an iMac or something she says "No, I'm used to Windows" Personally, I'd rather she go with the iMac... it's less of a hastle to support and do certain things for someone not very tech savvy.

    2. Re:Why limit to Windows? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      I can assure you that it would be much less scary to go from Windows XP to Mountain Lion or Ubuntu than it would be to go to Windows 8.

    3. Re:Why limit to Windows? by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's true. The whole metro dash thing would really freak them out. Fortuantely Win7 is still viable.

      But yeh, at that point Ubuntu or OSX are definitely closer to their wheel-house than WIn8

    4. Re:Why limit to Windows? by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I went through this with my mother-in-law recently... as in the past month. I went with Windows 8 and locked her down. I thought about going with another O.S., but in the end I decided to go with something we could both be somewhat reasonably comfortable with. In the end, I actually liked giving her Windows 8 because it limited her so much. That was quite a shock for me. I wouldn't recommend it straight out the box for very many people, but with her, it worked rather well. Another factor is that I just got a laptop with Windows 8 a couple of months before she got her laptop and I was able to familiarize myself with it. I'm not really a Mac or Linux person, although I do use Mint from time to time.

    5. Re:Why limit to Windows? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 7 should be alright however. Start menu on the left, time on the right, taskbar at the bottom, my computer on the desktop.

      I have a Debian laptop that lives in the lounge, I put 3 oversized icons on the desktop - Nautilus/Chrome/Deluge with the labels File Explorer/Chrome/Torrents. My flatmates are not the most technologically minded, but all know what Chrome is and all seem to be able to navigate the OS pretty easily. The laptop never has issues even with 6+ people all using the same user account.

      I suggest a stable version of Debian, if you're proficient enough, all the packages are rock solid, the drivers are stable, you can have essential security updates install automatically and suppress everything else. You can install Chrome and have the internet at your compatible fingertips, you can even lock the desktop configuration.

  23. Break the habits through education by Liquidretro · · Score: 1

    Break the bad habits that are holding her back such as AOL. Next time you see her educate her. Show her the internet works without aol (I suggest chrome since it has flash and auto updates). This way you can move on from win XP. Where you go from there is up to you. IF she is just doing email, it sounds like a perfect solution fro a Chrome book. Logmein Free works pretty good for remote support. You can get in whenevery you need to run updates.

  24. You've already set yourself up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for a lifetime of stress.

    Send her a map to her local BestBuy and make it the Geek Squad's problem. Or tell her to get with the program and modernize so that you stand a chance.

    What you are asking is similar to asking how maintain a car when you've taken most of the tools out of the toolbox.

  25. LogMeIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can set it up to run as a service and it is free for personal use.

  26. Re:One word by rwise2112 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't.

    Have her buy something from Best Buy or wherever, and direct her to ask them for support.

    Seriously, why do you want to be her 24/7 tech support? DON'T DO IT!

    I was going to suggest the same, but then I thought 'he might actually like his mother'.

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  27. Tried Team Viewer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I face the same problem with my parents computer until the day i installed Team Viewer on my parent's computer. It makes things a lot easier now since I just have to tell them to turn on the computer (the application runs on startup) and then I take care of it from there.

    Team Viewer works well for me.

  28. Rethink AOL on Win only. by tloh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Shame Linux isn't a option. Not only can my father not deal with an English only user interface, he has no sense of online security at all. So I installed Ubuntu with Chinese on a second hand P4 for his email and web-browsing habit. There is very little maintenance on my part because he doesn't do much of anything else. Occasionally I will go in and delete the unexecutable crap that gets downloaded unintentionally, but that's it. That was more than 3 years ago. Haven't had a serious problem yet. Haven't looked back since.

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    1. Re:Rethink AOL on Win only. by emj · · Score: 1

      My story exactly, find . -iname '*.exe' is the first command I run when I log on. They managed to put those files in the most amazing places.

  29. Local Group Policies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use them, and apply them to her account.
    LogMeIn or TeamViewer for remote support (don't leave RDP open to the outside).

  30. Re:One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'll glady be my parents' tech support for as long as they live. Why? Because they were my complete life support for about the first 16 years of my life, setting me up with the opportunities to learn skills I need to make triple my parents' income doing "tech support" for nameless faceless companies like Best Buy. No way in hell am I going to tolerate my own mother to drudge her way through tech support at places like that.

  31. reverse vnc by datapharmer · · Score: 1

    Ultra VNC can be run as reverse vnc and will even build a little self-contained executable that is preconfigured. Install the remote on her end and all she will need to do is doubleclick. You can point it at a ddns resolver if you don't have a static IP. There is also the old school remote assistant built into windows which works ok. That said, I would suggest moving her from xp to windows 7. It is much more secure and you can change most things to "classic" mode to make them look XP like to make learning easier. You can also install a router capable of running clamav or some sort of scanning to check those incoming wallpaper executables etc. for trojans and that might make life a little easier. Oh, and if hardware upgrades are ever on the map, consider a mirrored raid. Harddrives for home use are cheap and most motherboards support raid1 nowadays, so considering how few people actually make backups this might be a lifesaver for her and one less headache for you too. It won't protect from everything a good backup will, but it will save her from a sudden disk failure and the built in backup on windows 7 is sufficient for many home users.

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    1. Re:reverse vnc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Reverse VNC is by far the easiest and most reliable way to go. She won't have to deal with any NAT issues; those are entirely on your side. The only thing is that it should be tunneled to make it secure (SSH tunneling for instance), but that should be easy to set up and then again, requires no action from her other than double click.

  32. steadystate by crakbone · · Score: 1

    Setup her system with windows xp with steadystate. When she wants to make changes once a month come in as admin and make the changes to the system. But remember it is dangerous to have your parents on the internet. Do your best to Keep your parents off the internet. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9R-2X9Bl5w

  33. you want her to be able to install without tricker by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    you want her to be able to install without occasional trickery and not have admin? and you think malware cares about her not running as admin?

    setup remote access, do it with that(not so nice when you have to reboot a lot though). use logmein or whatever.

    if you don't want to setup that then get her on skype, dead simple screen sharing, let's you at least see what you're trying to explain to her to do.

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  34. Mikogo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommended the free version of Mikogo to a manager so he could remote into his elderly friends machine. He seemed to like it and it was easy enough to setup a session for both users.

  35. some methods I use... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sometimes do this type of support across countries for my parents as well...

    If the network is good, then you may be able to use the windows "remote assistance" feature... this will give you a remote desktop access without really knowing or having your parents know the IP address...

    Skye video conference s/w will also let your parents share their desktop view rather than camera stream... this can be helpful while walking your parents through the steps for starting a remote assistance session.

    Remote desktop s/w (like VNC) are helpful... but you need to be able to initiate a connection from the outside. a Router with NAT will likely get in your way of using this path.

  36. Logmein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    logmein.com has a free version that I use to help about a dozen friends and family. Works great almost all the time.

  37. I know it's cliche, but install Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I installed Ubuntu for my parents back in 2008. Gave them a small amount of training and they have been mostly problem free ever since.

    Install AOL under Wine or in a VirtualBox VM. That way if she gets a virus it's contained.

  38. Logmein free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    My parents live in India and we skype a lot. I manager their computer remotely using logmein free.

    When they got new laptop, first thing I asked them is to install logmein. That was the only time I had to do phone support, to make them install logme in. I performed a new install here simultaneously so that I can walk them through easily, rather than asking them to explain the screen.

    Once install was done, I cleaned up crapware, installed anti virus software and easy peasy from that time. whenever they say something popped up on screen, I logmein to their machine.

    1. Re:Logmein Free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeez you sound like an ass. Did you at least leave the calculator installed so she could use the computer for *something*? It sounds like you didn't have it properly configured or protected to begin with.

    2. Re:Logmein Free by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Even the best initial protection is not proof against bad decisions. My mother owns a business, and runs it off her PC. She needed to make a decision which was more important -- installing a bunch of cute but useless and potentially harmful crapware, or run her business. It's a decision that any business has to make, and I think you know the answer. If you don't, I don't want to work wherever you're working.

      It didn't take more than one major outage (when she had to ship the computer to me) to make her understand that her PC is an integral part of her business and she needs to stop screwing around with it.

      Mother-in-law uses her computer to do email, process photos, some video conferencing, and light bookkeeping. These things are important to her. What is important to her is important to me. Having the grandkid (who is in his early twenties) playing torrented games on her work machine is not acceptable. If he's bored during his visits, his parents can damned well get him a laptop. And pay for support, because I won't touch it.

      And finally, I'm doing this for free, and if they make it too hard on me, I will have no choice but to cut them loose. I have a real job, and I'd like to have some free time once in awhile. If that makes me an ass, great. I can live with that.

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  39. iPad by loom_weaver · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After trying several different hand-me-downs over the years including a 486, original iMacs (Lemon-lime), and a recent desktop Apple, I've concluded that the next machine will be the iPad with the largest display that I can find.

    Consuming content - check
    App in the same place as it was before - check
    buttons and menus not moved around even inadvertently - check

  40. Why not virtual machines? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Partition the hard drive into an OS partition, and a DATA partition.
    2. NOTHING goes on the OS partition but VirtualBox
    3. You can always format, reinstall on the OS partition and lose nothing
    4. Run a virtual machine from the DATA partition.
    5. Set up a task to backup the virtual hard drive file as often as you like (every day, once a week, once a month, whatever)
    6. When something breaks, restore a backup of the VDI. (Very easy to talk someone through over the phone.)
    7. If it goes really bad, format, reinstall the OS partition, build a new VM using an existing VDI on the DATA partition.

    You can even store the VDI backups in the "cloud" so you can download it, fix the problem, and upload the fix.

  41. Ubuntu by caluml · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I set up my mother with Ubuntu, and she loves it. She appreciates the "tidiness" of the desktop, and the simplicity of it all.
    I left her set up with the ability to sudo, but with the warning that "there be dragons", and to contact me.
    I set up OpenVPN so I could always SSH on, and fix anything.

    The only time I've ever had a problem was when my sister's Windows-using ex boyfriend tried to install something, and stuffed up the firewall rules. I simply talked her through sudo iptables ... and I popped on and fixed it. And then reminded her about the dragons.

    Years of trouble-free computing.

    1. Re:Ubuntu by Galilee · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, why did you setup OpenVPN just so that you can SSH into the computer? Why not open up SSH at the firewall/router (preferably on a different port to avoid most of the scanners)?

  42. Repeat by SuperKendall · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option" ..
    "Why are you asking here" ..
    "Because a true nerd is platform-agnostic."

    Then the original question stands, doesn't it? Platform agnostic does not mean "single platform only" any more than it means "you have to like everything".

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  43. Buy them something with support. by MartinSchou · · Score: 2

    Buy them something that comes with phone support. Seriously.

    Sure, the support contract may be somewhat expensive, but it's a lot easier when you don't have to worry about support yourself.

    Buy them an iMac and get them AppleCare support for 3 years for 169 USD
    Buy them a Dell Inspiron One and get 3 Year Enhanced Support for 149 (I can't find a direct link to a description)
    Buy them an HP Envy and get an HP 3 year Care Pack149 USD

    Or some other company - it doesn't matter. What matters is that they can bother someone other than you about these things.

    It boils down to something like 50 dollars a year for ease of mind - both for you and them. Sure, it's easy to call you, but they also worry that they're disturbing you. Much easier to pay someone else to do it.

    It sounds callous and harsh, but honestly, having worked in phone support for two of the companies, I can tell you, that once you explain to these people that instead of having to worry about bothering their friends or family, they can simply call us and not have to worry about bothering anybody, you can almost always hear a a load being removed from their shoulders.

    Yes, we like being able to draw on help from friends and family, but we also don't want to come off as needy and helpless.

  44. Linux and SSH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I setup my mother with Ubuntu years ago and ssh as needed to maintain it. As long as she can get to a handful of web sites and email, she is a happy camper.

  45. Teamviewer works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teamviewer works for me. Sets up easily, and you can log into the computer even when she is away once it is set up. It runs in the system tray, and can be set up to run on the computer turning on, even before the log in. I hope on once a month or so to update it and check it out. No complicated set up required, and if it breaks, all you have to do is talk her through re-installing teamviewer.

  46. Two things have worked for me by LoudMusic · · Score: 3, Informative

    A) Users aren't administrators. Don't give them administrative access.

    2) No Internet Explorer. Ever. At all. For any reason.

    If you want to go above and beyond install Microsoft Security Essentials, Chrome, and some remote management tool like LogMeIn so you can see what they see. You will also need to have an administrator account (I prefer to have my OWN account with administrative access, rather than use the "administrator" account).

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    1. Re:Two things have worked for me by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Also: no Java, not ever. I would have added Flash and Adobe Reader to this, but Adobe's really cleaned up their act lately - at any rate, the updater no longer sucks as long as you start with the newest versions.

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  47. VNC server by alen · · Score: 1

    have her install a VNC server or the RDP client on her computer
    then configure her firewall to forward the ports to her computer
    then every time she calls have her look up her public IP on her wifi router so you can VNC into her computer

    or you can just have her install logmein or teamviewer to make it easy. unlike what most of the slashtarts will tell you
    or tell her to buy an ipad which is even better

  48. Have her use what you use at home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Moving to Linux or a Mac is not an option."

    Okay, fair enough: Migrate her to the platform(s) you are most comfortable supporting and/or use at home. "But, but..." Give your mother some credit - she will adapt.

    After a couple of years of getting 5-10 calls per week from my parents about random errors and pop-up ads on their eMachines PC running Windows XP, I was forced to give them a politely worded ultimatum: If they wanted me to continue supporting their PC, they needed to run what I was comfortable supporting over the phone. They now have a Linux desktop and a Windows 7 laptop, both loaded with Firefox and Openoffice. The laptop only has problems if they shut it down in the middle of a software update, and the desktop only when something outside of the system is causing the issue (e.g. their router needs to be reset). Any issues related to the desktop are handled by phone in 5-10 minutes by walking through the steps on my personal Linux systems, which use the same distribution and the same window manager.

    If your mother is anything like mine, she too will appreciate not having to call you 1-2 times per day due to weird Windows problems and malware. Make it easier on both of you and consider my advice.

    1. Re:Have her use what you use at home by CodingHero · · Score: 1

      Okay, fair enough: Migrate her to the platform(s) you are most comfortable supporting and/or use at home. "But, but..." Give your mother some credit - she will adapt.

      This is exactly the reason I plan to migrate the machine to Windows 7. I have a hard time remembering what things are called in XP anymore since I use Windows 7 at home and at work. True I could load up XP Mode and figure it out, but it's also time to move to something newer and more secure.

  49. Ninite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I have to help folks out with Windows, I use ninite (http://ninite.com) to set up a nice selection of applications. That is a great site for getting an installer that will load a very nice suite of applications, without getting all the toolbar/addon crapware. The installer can then be used regularly to bring all the applications up to the latest versions.

    Make sure TeamViewer is one of the applications you choose.

    Or, better yet, install Mint or Ubuntu, but if you do, expect to hear a lot of whining from other folks about your choice.

  50. TeamViewer + Chrome + Import by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

    - Install Teamviewer so you can fix stuff remotely

    - Install Chrome

    - Drag and drop her AOL favorites from the browser directly into Chrome's bookmark manager

    - Remove AOL from the system with extreme prejudice

    - Go have a Mai Tai, you've earned it.

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  51. Chrome Remote Desktop by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

    Super easy to use for both sides. Easy enough that you can pawn off some of the IT help to other members of the family.

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    1. Re:Chrome Remote Desktop by bwoneill · · Score: 1

      After my parents' Program Files were deleted when they installed a Flash update (curse you Adobe for bundling McAfee), I rebuilt their machine such that I would be the only user with admin privileges. For software updates, I use Chrome Remote Desktop because it's easy, secure, and most importantly, free. If they need to run a program that needs admin privileges (like TurboTax) I setup a special shortcut for them using RunasRob that will run the program as an admin without needing my password.

  52. Chromebox / Chromebook by tian2992 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Chrome OS just screams out for usecases like this.

    1. Re:Chromebox / Chromebook by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      until tax time comes and they try to install turbo tax

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    2. Re:Chromebox / Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? I've had no trouble doing my tax returns using TurboTax's web site.

    3. Re:Chromebox / Chromebook by Nimey · · Score: 1

      You're supposed to use the web version, obviously.

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    4. Re:Chromebox / Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chrome OS just screams out for usecases like this.

      I can't agree with this enough. These things were designed with simplicity/security in mind. It will do 99% of what most people want to do with a computer. And what it does do it does dam well, what it can't do makes you annoyed that you have to go to your PC, of which doesn't happen all that often (I own a chromebook and love it). Only crappy part is the samsung chromebook the arm based one doesn't have support for netflix yet due to how some things are setup with software for ARM but thats in the works and probably be here in a few months. And chrome remote desktop doesn't fully work with Chrome OS meaning it currently doesn't allow you to access a Chromebox or Chromebook but you can use both devices to access a windows machine with chrome remote desktop installed. They just haven't got around to adding that function yet. But after taking a couple minutes to setup one of these devices it's 0 maintenance pretty much.

    5. Re:Chromebox / Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Waiting for a few more apps to support running "off line", but the time is rapidly approaching when Chrome OS and similar concepts will become the norm.

  53. Chrome Remote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I moved my mid 70s parents to chrome for a browser and successfully use chrome remote to help them out.

  54. Does she need any fancy local apps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chromebook: the perfect "parent computer".

  55. Deep Freeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Faronics Deep Freeze. Worth every penny. Set up the home directory to be unfrozen and you will never hear a complaint. I use it on my computer, every time I restart I get a fresh development machine.

    Deep freeze + windows 7 + office 365 basically covers all disasters.

    1. Re:Deep Freeze by stajp · · Score: 1

      There is additional problem of installing new software - she must boot the system thawed to install, and that can (if she's not used to Deep Freeze) lead to possible problems and infections. But I agree with Deep Freeze. TeamViewer + Deep Freeze is a great combination. If she does anything bad (change settings, gets infected), Deep Freeze will restore everything after restart. For installation and any bigger problem, TeamViewer to the rescue.

  56. Mac and Google chrome remote desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the exact same problem with my parents, both non tech savvy and my father with early dementia (ie will click on any link and believe anything online).
    They used to be on XP and I used to pull my hair every few days.

    Bought them an iMac and a Macbook. No more viruses and malware (or very rare, usually via Yahoo mail).
    Also installed Google chrome, then chrome remote desktop on it.
    Now I can remotely access their computer for any fix and Chrome remote desktop works remarkably well (also used it to access work and let the work computer do the heavy work).

  57. Remote desktop by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Remote Desktop is built into XP and later. It's free, secure, and has been around for more than a decade. Why not just use that?

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    1. Re:Remote desktop by egamma · · Score: 2
      Remote desktop isn't enabled on home edition, and he'd have to mess with her router, and that would be a security risk.

      Maybe "remote assistance" is what you are thinking of? It's very similar, but avoids the annoying router issue.

    2. Re:Remote desktop by mrbene · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how AOL internet access works, but Remote Desktop only works if the target is on a public IP address.

      Software/services like LogMeIn, Chrome Remote Desktop, and (until recently) Windows Live Mesh provide server-mediated remote desktop, which allows connection to a target machine even when that machine is on a private IP.

    3. Re:Remote desktop by erroneus · · Score: 1

      Teamviewer is much cooler.

    4. Re:Remote desktop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it kicks off the console user when the remote user logs in. It makes the "show me what you were doing when you got the error" dance a lot more awkward.

  58. Linux? XP? Why not both? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    1. Install Linux

    2. setup ssh

    3. Install VMWare/Virtualbox

    4. Install XP in vm

    5. lock down XP vm as best you can

    6. Setup system to auto-run vm full-screen

    7. Take daily backups of vm

    8. rsync XP vm backup to your machine

    9. Troubleshoot her problem locally if you wish

    10. or screw it, ssh in as needed

    11. restore old vm

    1. Re:Linux? XP? Why not both? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      set her home folder to be on a shared folder so that you can get into it easily from the host.

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  59. iPad w/Logitech Ultrathin Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is, for most intents and purposes, a laptop.

    I believe that you could establish a similar situation with Android.

  60. 2 things... by realmolo · · Score: 1

    First, she needs to get off of XP, and off AOL.

    Second, you MUST buy and install "Malwarebytes Anti-Malware". All by itself, it will stop most of the bad stuff from installing. Do this at the very least. I'd take away her administrator privileges, too.

    1. Re:2 things... by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      I'd take away her administrator privileges, too.

      I really need to do this to my in-laws, but then that means they don't "own" the computer that they paid for. They're not happy with that idea.
      One issue with having the admin not be living in house, is how does the normal computer user then build up requests? If there's a program they want installed there's no way they'll be able to wrap their mind around saving the installer to a well known location and then sharing that out with the admin. It just doesn't work.

  61. XP look and feel on 7 by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    Win 7 with the 'Classic' theme is pretty close to the XP interface...that should give her the look and feel she's comfortable with.

    As others have said, remote control software is your friend. TeamViewer is what I use and is rock solid, apparently LogMeIn.com is good too :)

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  62. Teamviewer or Logme in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teamviewer or Logme in allow you to set up some level of admin remote login without user interaction. that should help alot. The only downside to teamviewer is keeping the versions on the same pace between all the machines.

  63. Just don't ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1

    I live about 1000 miles from my parents.

    When they got a computer, I told them in no uncertain terms I couldn't be their tech support -- because I have no idea what happened on the machine, and I can't see the machine, and them saying "it is broken, make it go" won't help me figure out the problem.

    I made it very clear to them that it isn't possible for me to tell them over the phone WTF is wrong with their computer and how to fix it.

    So either set them up with something so locked down they can't do anything -- and risk them getting annoyed with you. Or tell them to go to Nerds on Site or one of those things. Or bring it into staples.

    Trying to keep someone else's computer running from a long distance is a huge pain in the ass, and quite frustrating for all concerned.

    Both my parents and I are happy with this arrangement -- me especially. ;-)

    This has had the happy consequences that my father has had to things like identify that there is such a thing as a printer driver, that they're necessary to make printers work, and that they need to be installed. After years of being a technophobe, he's starting to have to understand a little more of the whys and wherefores.

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  64. I just put a TV on Mom's desk by JoshDM · · Score: 3, Funny

    And programmed an oversized remote, which I turned sideways. She thinks QVC is "Amazon".

  65. Mac, or iPad by rainer_d · · Score: 1, Informative
    I moved my mom from SuSE to a Mac. Best thing ever.

    The very few support calls I can solve with Teamviewer from work or home.

    Windows isn't a system for the casual home-user. It only works reliably when an army of competent sysadmins pamper it daily. There's no point in giving a relative a Windows PC or laptop if you have to maintain it yourself.

    I don't get paid enough at work to use Windows - I certainly don't want to play Windows sysadmin for free.

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    1. Re:Mac, or iPad by oldlurker · · Score: 1

      I moved my mom from SuSE to a Mac. Best thing ever.

      The very few support calls I can solve with Teamviewer from work or home.

      Windows isn't a system for the casual home-user. It only works reliably when an army of competent sysadmins pamper it daily. There's no point in giving a relative a Windows PC or laptop if you have to maintain it yourself.

      I don't get paid enough at work to use Windows - I certainly don't want to play Windows sysadmin for free.

      So, I really don't understand this (the highlighted part). I've not only run Windows fairly trouble free myself, but I "admin" it for a number of family and friends, and don't find it difficult at all. I guess you know what you know, but I would strongly contest that Linux or Mac is any easier. I've been running Linux as well since years and years, now it is Ubuntu, very early on I was running Red Hat.

    2. Re:Mac, or iPad by hairyfish · · Score: 2

      So, I really don't understand this (the highlighted part). I've not only run Windows fairly trouble free myself, but I "admin" it for a number of family and friends, and don't find it difficult at all.

      This is why Linux never gains any real traction in the consumer space, most of it's fanbase are rabid fundamentalists who turn your average person off with their religious hatred. Windows clearly works ok for most people since most people use it .

    3. Re:Mac, or iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the biggest load of horseshit I have ever read.

    4. Re:Mac, or iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows isn't a system for the casual home-user. It only works reliably when an army of competent sysadmins pamper it daily. There's no point in giving a relative a Windows PC or laptop if you have to maintain it yourself.

      Posting AC because I already modded this thread. That's among the most ignorant statements I've read in a long time, especially on this semi-technical site. IIRC, Windows 7 installs and configures literally asking only a couple of questions. I think they are where to install (next), product key (optional), and for a password to your new Admin account. IE prompts to use default or custom security settings. I apologize if I left one out. Start to finish is around 15 minutes or less from a thumb drive onto speedy storage. At that point you can log on and use it. Period.

      Honest to God I keep asking non-Window zealots what they do to break a new installation of Windows and I don't get responses, so here's your chance again. If you don't know what you're doing and feel you must make tweaks then don't blame the OS. Also don't blame poorly managed enterprise images on the OS.

      I installed Windows 7 for my mom (and apps), installed logmein, and shipped the PC 1500 miles. It works and I only log in if she has a question or I want to confirm a critical patch (Windows / Flash / Reader) installed.

    5. Re:Mac, or iPad by emj · · Score: 1

      You know you are trolling right?

    6. Re:Mac, or iPad by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what MS stories are all about on slashdot?

    7. Re:Mac, or iPad by emj · · Score: 1

      That would be way to obvious.

  66. SuRun by CyberSlugGump · · Score: 1

    SuRun is a program that brings UAC to Windows XP, but with a lot more granular control. I still run XP at home, and SuRun allows me to run as a limited user. It works quite well, and you can customize rules to always run specified programs with admin privs. It can also automatically prompt for credentials when required. The only main problems I've encountered as a regular user account is with Adobe's Flash Updater failing and when installing certain software--I had to log in as a true admin to install Acronis True Image. If I re-run the Flash updater with SuRun, it works fine. Windows Update works fine if set to automatically install critical/security updates; but if I manually want to install optional updates, then I have to log in with an admin account. SuRun site translated into English

  67. 12 year old OS is "recent enough"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand peoples' inherent fear of all things new and different, but for the sake of children get off of XP.

  68. Use google not /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    install this https://secure.logmein.com/

    then install this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Freeze_(software) or similar

    have her install whatever wallpaper she wants everytime she reboots

  69. join.me by egamma · · Score: 1
    1. Have your mom go to join.me
    2. Have her save the join.me application to her desktop, and then run it and give the code to you
    3. Log in and take control
    4. Create an admin account and make her account a normal user account
    5. use RUNAS (linux translation: sudo) from command line whenever you need to run something as an admin
  70. Chromebook? by milgram · · Score: 1

    What are your parents using on the PC? My Dad uses his computer for e-mail and mostly browser based activity. What else do they need if they are basic users?

  71. Use Library Computer by avandesande · · Score: 1

    After multiple infestations I told her to use the public library computer, she's retired and it is right around the block.

    --
    love is just extroverted narcissism
  72. iPad or Chromebook by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    I don't have much new to add other than to chime in with several other people who suggested an iPad or Chromebook. My daughter now lives 1600 miles away and solving her computer problems remotely was becoming a pain. I got her a Chromebook for Christmas and haven't had to do "phone support" since. Tranquility restored for a mere $250.

    --
    Proverbs 21:19
  73. iLO by calgar99 · · Score: 1

    I would be interested in how to manage a PC remotely including remote BIOS and booting remotely into a PBE or utility partition etc. Is there any reasonably priced hardware/device/software that works like HP iLO for servers? Even spiffier would be to boot off a remote USB flash drive or MinWin, etc. Just as OP said, removing viruses remotely when in-session AV fails to do the job is the #1 reason that forces me to do an in home visit. (FWIW, my mother runs as a standard user on her PC, and I use LogMeIn Free to manage it when necessary with my own login. Works reasonably well.)

  74. Virtualize her XP by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    You said Linux wasn't an option because she doesn't want to learn Linux. That's a confusion of concerns - the two aren't mutually exclusive.

    1) setup linux. CentOS 6 probably because it will last forever.
    1a) optionally setup VNC sharing of the root X.
    2) setup VirtualBox.
    3) virtualize her existing XP install and run it on VirtualBox.
    4) snapshot it
    5) Set it to auto-login, auto-start, auto-run the VM. Go with 'quiet' in grub if you want to.

    Now, set her loose. If she gets hosed, ssh into the box (vpn, reverse tunnel, etc.) and revert to the snapshot. When you visit, or remotely if you've setup X forwarding or VNC, install the security updates and take a new snapshot.

    This will provide her with a higher level of service than you're currently able to provide her (rapid restore to a good state) and it will make your life easier as well.

    --
    My God, it's Full of Source!
    OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    1. Re:Virtualize her XP by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Assuming her computer is powerful enough to handle this.

      It's not a bad idea otherwise, except you don't want to do VNC sharing unless you're also doing a VPN and don't forward the port at her router, and make sure to harden the host's ssh a bit - port knocking (optionally), random high port forwarding to the host, PKI - if you're not doing VPN.

      --
      Hail Eris, full of mischief...

      E pluribus sanguinem
    2. Re:Virtualize her XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think she will be happy with her computer suddenly taking twice as long to start and being pretty much unable to handle (GPU-)performance-hungry things like e.g. flash animations.

    3. Re:Virtualize her XP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this is a decent idea, it doesn't address file storage very well. What if they make a new office documents or pull pictures from their camera in? How are you going to handle that?

      I suppose you could link their \my documents folder to a virtual shared drive in CentOS

  75. I second chromebook by corvax · · Score: 1

    Get her a chromebook /chromebox set her homepage as aol.com set it to auto login to her acct. Make sure the launcher icon is the aol icon :) If you want to keep the same hardware just install a light linux distro with the same set-up

  76. Re:iPad (or any tablet) by orzetto · · Score: 1

    Amen to that. My mom used to have a Kubuntu PC I set up. It ran fine most of the time, but sometimes there were problems with Pulseaudio and Skype would not work properly. Getting my mom to install Team Viewer was not an option (she is almost completely computer illiterate, despite using a Linux machine for over 5 years now. Not the learning type), it was difficult enough to teach her to switch windows from the task bar.

    For Christmas I gave her an Android tablet (Samsung GT2), and amazingly (after I configured it) I still haven't heard of any problems, even though it is a new machine, new environment, new paradigm and new control method. She even showed initiative at installing some apps to learn English.

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  77. Teamviewer by Tmann72 · · Score: 1

    Teamviewer is a good remote desktop app that you can use. Honestly there are several apps a google search would have produced in seconds. This is a very common problem with many common solutions.

  78. VirtualBox? by jo+suis+foutu · · Score: 1

    I have the same problem with my mother-in-law. I set up about 10 cloned XP virtual machines in virtualbox running on top of Mint linux. When she breaks one she moves to the next one. Every few months when I visit I delete the old ones and make a bunch of new ones. Since she doesn't seem to know about bookmarks and only uses the computer for facebook and shopping it doesn't seem to bother her when it gets reset to the clean state.

  79. warning about impending doom by Creepy · · Score: 1

    XP end of life is May 2014. You may want to nip that OS in the bud now rather than later.

  80. Remote desktop or VNC work fine by loufoque · · Score: 1

    Remote desktop or VNC solutions work fine, why don't you do just that?
    Just make sure the software is enabled and the router is properly set up to allow incoming connections on the right port.

  81. Chromebook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $199 and done.

  82. Don't discount Linux by erroneus · · Score: 2

    Normally, even I put Windows on machines and hope for the best. But some recent experiences I have had with some Ubuntu loads (I'm a redhat guy... I would not likely use Ubuntu for myself) have really impressed me with how well new users can adapt to it.

    I have a son, for example, who has not recently asked me for any help with hit Ubuntu netbook... not recently, not in the past year or more. Reliable as all get-out. Well I take that back... there was one thing where updates somehow resulted in the system not working. I figured it out in a few seconds and had him back on his way. But why is Ubuntu good for my son and for other users? It's all about purpose and approach.

    Firstly, in his case, it is an internet device. For most people that's all computers are. And since the MSIE-only web is ALREADY a thing of the past, that old argument is already gone. And since all of his functions are seriously easy to find, there's no learning there either even if it's not behind a start button. And yes, I encountered resistance to it not being Windows. But then I just asked him questions which guided him to the realization that it's the INTERNET he wants, not Windows. It's the functions on the internet he wanted, not the OS. And it seriously didn't take him long to get past it.

    It also didn't hurt that I had to clean his malware infested machine(s) numerous times over the years and he accepts his responsibility in all of that and would rather not have to deal with it in the future.

    Is this for everyone? Hell no. There will be people who want to go the the store and buy a greeting card maker program and expect it to run. Can't do it with Linux. You can show them alternatives and stuff... heck, lots of web sites do that now. But they probably already bought the software before they asked you to help install it. So it's not for everyone and establishing eligibility and suitability is paramount.

    And does my son use Windows? Yup!! It has his Ubuntu netbook but he also has a Windows 7 machine too... for games mostly. But that's the beauty. He now ONLY uses it for the games. Where do we get most of the malware? "The Web" "Email" Right? Well those things are under Ubuntu. I've never heard of anyong getting malware from the games themselves. (Not to say it doesn't happen, just that I never heard of it.) In any case under this usage configuration, he now has reference data on his Ubuntu and the action on his Windows. And NEITHER trouble me all that much at all!

    I couldn't be happier.

    Also, in the more distant past, I did something similar -- the purpose approach -- and set up Linux for my older step-father. He was running strong for a very long time on RedHat... before it became Fedora. It was good... though I seem to recall on one visit his desktop had a LOT of "setup.exe" "setup(1).exe" and the like. I smile when I saw them. Knew what they meant and was glad it didn't happen. That old machine has undoubtedly been replaced by other relatives and most likely Windows... and you know? That's THEIR problem now and I'm quite sure that step-dad was thinking "I never had that trouble with his [Linux geek step-son] set up..."

    Linux is a tough fit because Windows is so pervasive. It's out there and it's very, very expected. But even online banking and the like work perfectly with Linux as the host OS while using a browser other than MSIE. It's still bad enough that you have to nearly make apologies for the state of the industry while you are explaining how things work. But the most important thing to me is that the things which work under Linux WORK. That's email, web, skype, chat, printing and all that. They work.

  83. Give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, if you cant figure out how to set up a pc for your parents then get out of computers alltogether. Buy her an ipad from an apple store and sign her up for the 1 year of unlimited personal classes and stop messing with computers. If you cant figure out how to set up a pc by you never will and youre just fooling yourself into thinking you know about them. The biggest tipoff is you actually had to ask for help on slashdot of all places.

    Face it, youre an amateur that knows a couple phrases and can operate a pc. That doesnt mean you should be messing with them beyond looking at porn and playing games. Let someone who knows what they are doing do it.

  84. Teamviewer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Teamviewer works well!

  85. Why not Linux that looks like XP? by cycleguy55 · · Score: 1

    Your mother is using and is familiar enough with running Windows XP, so why not just give her a machine that looks like XP? Install Ubuntu, then install XPGnome (video at http://blog.hostonnet.com/xpgnome-make-ubuntu-look-like-windows-xp, download from http://linux.softpedia.com/progDownload/XpGnome-Download-52808.html). If you really want to stick with M$ Windoze or you / your mother have a desire to buy a new machine, install Classic Shell (http://www.classicshell.net/) and set the interface to look like XP.

    1. Re:Why not Linux that looks like XP? by pkinetics · · Score: 0

      Its not just about making it look like XP, but running Winblowz stupid app type things.

      For non-techie people, teaching them how to do this takes more time than he has stated.

  86. browser homepage by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    Whatever platform she ends up on, create a start page for Firefox or whatever. Mimic some of the same links within the AOL start screen and to wherever else she generally goes to.

    Makes things much easier.

    1. Re:browser homepage by weilawei · · Score: 1

      This. Sometimes a little extra leg work on your part can ease the transition for others. And before you complain about it, think who paid for your formative years.

  87. I have this exact problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the solution that worked for me is, my sister and brother-in-law has convinced my mother to switch to mac. I know nothing about macs and therefore its become their problem :)

  88. Get a Mac by Jerslan · · Score: 1

    and put a virus scanner on it...

    My parents have had an iMac since 2007... I live 2000 miles away, so in-person support is limited to those fairly rare occasions that I'm in town (a handful of times throughout the year). They actually bought it without even a phone-call to me until they had already gotten it home and set it up. Most recently they ran into an issue with TurboTax not being compatible with OS X 10.5 and needed to upgrade to 10.6. This involved a trip to the Apple Store and $20 to get the 10.6 CD (since that was the last one to be physical media only). After doing all the software updates TurboTax was happy. They told me they wanted me to take a look (since I was back there this past weekend for other family stuff), and everything looked fine. It was up to 10.6.8 and according to the App Store they could skip Lion and go straight to Mountain Lion for another $20. Sure the computer cost them ~$2300 in 2007, but that's not too much more than they spent on their last couple computers, and this one has lasted twice as long. They hope to get another 1-2 years out of it before upgrading. Honestly, for what they do with it, it could probably go a bit longer.

    The only real problem they have with it is that occasionally my Dad will drag an application out of /Applications onto his desktop (not realizing he's just moved the App itself and not just created a short-cut). This is easy for them to fix and it's happened enough (still only a handful of times) that they don't even need my help to know what the problem is or how to fix it (just put it back in Applications).

    They've had this one computer for over 5 years. It still works as well as it did the day they bought it. The previous five year period they owned 3 different computers that all ran Windows and needed to be reinstalled pretty frequently (every 6 months or so, and this was when I was living within 100 miles, so it was less difficult to get back there to help out).

  89. Low tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remote/phone tech support is okay for little things, but if you're dealing with big problems (and it sounds like the OP has a lot of big problems on the go here), why not get a local tech to help her out? Unless the mother is living in BFNW there must be a local tech guy who can help her out with big problems and/or switching to a different platform.

    This would be win-win all around. Mom would get a better system than running as admin on XP with AOL. The son gets fewer calls. Get someone local who will sit down with her, either show her how to properly use the computer or switch her to a better system.

  90. Excellent solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Similar setup here. Exept I set up a shortcut in the gnome applications menu to initiate the connection and start the sshd on their machine.

  91. Logmein Free by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    I provide support for several family members and a few friends through the free version of Logmein. There's even an Android version which allows me to log in and do simple things from my phone.

    I try to set rules up front. If you expect me to provide long distance support, you must practice some minimal amount of safe computing. Avoid clicking on popups, avoid online games, don't install certain apps, don't install stuff just because it's cute.

    My mom's machine got so hammered I couldn't log in remotely. She shipped it to me and I found the thing took twenty minutes to boot and the tray was half the task bar. Spent a couple days identifying and uninstalling the Reader's Digest Daily Quote, the Daily Scripture, Weatherbug, a whole bunch of coupon apps and a bunch of other trash, plus a good antivirus scrubbing and a baseline run with Spybot. I sent it back to her and said if it ever gets in that condition again, she's on her own.

    Mother-in-law practices safe computing, but she sometimes has a grandson living with her, and he fell for a fake antivirus trojan. That had to be dealt with in person (she's a couple hundred miles away) and took forever to scrub off. I told her that I'm still willing to be her support but she has to keep the grandkids away from the machine.

    One thing I have been thinking of doing is run the family member's Windows instance virtually, and include a backup copy of the working instance on disk, which would allow easily recreating the instance if necessary. The complicated part is to figure out what media needs to be kept.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  92. An old Italian maxim roughly translated: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He who is resistant to change is destined to perish"

  93. Considering Windows 8 by Baldrake · · Score: 1

    Personally, I thoroughly dislike Windows 8. Enough that I'm now a Mac user. But I'm seriously considering moving my mother over to it.

    I would set up a start screen that shows just the most basic icons: mail, web browser, photo viewer, Word, and that's just about it. I could pin her favourite web sites to the start screen as well.

    She really has no need to ever see a desktop. She never runs an application in any mode other than full screen - she has no idea how windows work despite my many, many attempts to teach her. And if you stick to the metro part of Windows 8, the risk of viruses are pretty low. (Although to my knowledge she's never had a virus.)

    I'm actually thinking Windows 8 might be a good fit, for exactly the reasons that I hate it for my own use.

    1. Re:Considering Windows 8 by tapi0 · · Score: 1

      Can confirm this works. Can also confirm that elderly mothers pick up windows 8 quickly (seemingly more quickly than most slashdotters - think it's because she didn't feel the need to complain!)

    2. Re:Considering Windows 8 by Common+Joe · · Score: 1

      I just put my mother-in-law on Windows 8. No regrets because I did some of the same stuff you're talking about. It's not right for everyone, but it was right for her (and for me who has to support her). One caution: Windows 8 truly has a split personality. It has metro AND it has the desktop. A person who is going to be using Windows 8 on a laptop / desktop must understand this.

  94. MY GOD MAN! by pkinetics · · Score: 1

    Good lord, in this day and age, she is still running XP?

    While you are trying to save yourself time by not having to train her, you are making it worse on yourself, because you are going to have to enjoy support hell / frustration mode.

    Get her a new PC, and teach her. There isn't that much to teach, especially if you automate most everything and hide IE.

    I upgraded my dad from XP to Win 7 last year. Didn't take him long to keep doing what he normally does. Well worth the headaches I've had doing XP support for it

    Teaching someone who "just wants it to work" a new OS is going to be more maddening than anything.

    Preconfigure the laptop. Enable remote admin / support stuff, so that you can do it from wherever. It is amazing what you can do with remote teaching.

    I had to remotely help troubleshoot something for my mom, I just used the webcam to show her what to push on the keyboard, problem solved. Video goes a long way for basic stuff.

    1. Re:MY GOD MAN! by j741 · · Score: 1

      Good lord, in this day and age ... still running XP?

      While there may be valid reasons to jump to a newer OS, individuals often prefer that with which they are familiar. As for "this day and age", the IS department at my place of employment still has most of the office computers on Windows XP, simply because a LOT of the custom business software that the company paid millions of dollars for several years ago simply will not work properly a newer OS. Heck, we are even still stuck with IE6 because someone thought it was a good idea for a major database's front-end UI to be written such that it runs in a web browser, and will not function correctly in anything other than IE6. It's very nasty state that will be extremely expensive and time-consuming for the company to get out of. Its just one example of a real-world reason why an upgrade may be deemed undesirable, but I'm sure most people can think of many other reasons too.

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      - James
  95. Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ad blocking software should solve most of the "virus" issues.
    Don't install Java.

  96. Deep Freeze by dead_user · · Score: 1

    Deep freeze kicks ass. http://www.faronics.com/products/deep-freeze/standard/

    Granted, I use it for my tween-aged nieces on their PC's. Tell Mom and Dad the thaw password so they can run updates and install software, set up some thawed space for My Documents, and forget about it.
    They can install every piece of spyware known to man, one reboot and it's all fixed.

  97. Parents aren't complete idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quit treating your parents like they're retarded. Upgrade them, they'll figure it out.

  98. Stick with XP and make an image by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    Just stick with XP and make an image of the system in a good state. It's easy to do with Ghost. You can either partition the hard drive and create a recovery partition that contains the ghost image, and give her a mechanism to boot into ghost and effect a restore. You could do that with a batch file, or a bootable USB drive, CD-ROM, etc. You could even put the image on a USB drive if that's easier.

    As far as data, just set her up with Dropbox so all her data is online and she won't have to worry about backing things up. Or better yet, just set her up with Gmail / Google Docs and all her stuff is in Google.

    Ideally you would want to refresh the image with software updates every now and then, but this is probably the easiest way for you to handle the system being easily recoverable from a totally screwed state.

  99. Remote Assistance by jader3rd · · Score: 1

    Windows has a feature called Windows Remote Assistance where they send you a token, and then you log into their machine and fix whatever the issue is (unless the issue is network connectivity). It works as long as there isn't an overzealous A/V that blocks it.

  100. Something other than windows by gnu-sucks · · Score: 2

    You need to get over windows.

    Windows is THE main reason you are having trouble supporting your folks from 600 miles away.

    I would install linux (Debian if you're pretty seasoned with linux, Ubuntu otherwise), give her a non-admin account, import her "My Documents" folder and "Pictures" folder from windows (and put desktop shortcuts in). Set up a browser, install the same plugins (flash, adblock, what have you), set the homepage and bookmarks up identically, and believe me, an AOL user will be just fine with this.

    Explain that at her level of computer knowledge, it's dangerous to go any other route. It is worth giving up the ability to install any one of the thousands of "seasonal screensavers" (spyware with pretty pictures) for windows xp in exchange for peace of mind and reliability.

    If you do this, and give them exactly what they need, which is probably a web browser and skype, everyone wins.

    As a bonus, remote admin is a snap. Don't ever install any updates (your mom can't anyway without admin access). Keep it simple! Linux (especially Debian and by extension Ubuntu) has come a long way on the desktop and is very user-friendly. My five-year-old son uses it every day and has yet to complain about it.

    "windows and mac are not an option": Well what are you really asking then? "How can I keep my mom using windows and aol without having any problems?" Good luck with that. Don't kid yourself.

  101. Many Solutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Up to you.

    My favorite is the "Get her a Mac." Advantage- you don't have to deal with it. Disadvantage- She'll end up with a minimally useful computer at best once it breaks and she doesn't HAVE support any more.

    But if you actually WANT to help there have been good suggestions too.
    My mother has used linux but for the stuff she does most it takes too much effort from me to keep some of the non-linux friendly stuff working. She's been on XP for years but recently moved to Win7.
    Initial learning curve about a week, no new questions at all after 3 weeks, and everything runs fine.

    I have an uncle how lives about 3 hours away- still take care of their machine too, using TeamViewer. Since I moved they HAVE had to get better about fixing things themselves, or at least speaking about the problems well. (No more "It broke" but instead "Firefox lost all my bookmarks.")

    It's too bad XP is eoling soon, but at least Windows 7 has gotten almost as good now that Microsoft is planning to end it.

  102. Re:iPad (or any tablet) by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    > Getting my mom to install Team Viewer was not an option

    Why would that be a problem? The system should have been set up so that you could manage it remotely. It's Unix. That's kind of what it's for.

    The GUI bits might have been hard to pull off but you can certainly manage a Unix box remotely.

    --
    A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  103. I've done this for many individuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over the past 6 months I've done this 4 times for varying individual skills (a modest user upgraded from Vista to Win8, a somewhat amateur user from XP to Ubuntu, and two less intelligent users from nothing/XP to Win7).

    In my experience, the best way to go about this is to:
    1) get their current computer setup and learn how they use it (do they use the start menu, the quick launch, or the desktop, or all of them)
    2) the start menu and quick launch should be identical; for the average user they will need 2-8 programs tops (including calculator)
    3) remove everything... i mean everything... I'm talking from bloatware to shortcuts that the individual will have no idea what they do. Now that windows has a launcher by default you can verbally tell people what program to open but don't let them touch anything other than what they need (seriously, this is HUGE for the amateur user who sees "all programs" and then gets swamped with 100 files; the setups I do have about 10 things in all programs)
    4) put their favorites back on
    5) change the icons!!!! this is the best way to get anyone to stop bad habits without teaching them. If you tell people Internet Explorer is Chrome... they will believe you. I just uninstall the former and change the icon of the latter. Works like a charm.

    Hope this helps! (and isn't hidding)

    AC

    1. Re:I've done this for many individuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, microsoft security essentials is quiet enough that it does not confuse the average user and in my experience has been better than every virus scanner i've used which is strange but not uncommon. Make sure you install all the divx drivers and adblock plus (there goes all your viruses).

  104. Solve your parents MSIE use problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install Chrome. Make two copies of the shortcut. Change the icon on one, to use the MSIE icon. Rename that icon to Internet Explorer. Delete all icons, shortcuts, and menu references to MSIE. If the parent gets tired of the IE they can switch to Chrome and be surprised by how much it looks like IE. ;-)

  105. Missing the obvious by MiniMike · · Score: 1

    This video should help- it covers many of the problems you may encounter:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9R-2X9Bl5w

  106. Re:One word by FictionPimp · · Score: 2

    I personally just moved myself off windows. Then I would tell them "I don't know anything about windows, sorry". Then they would ask me to help and I would "try to help" and just make things worse. Eventually they got the hint and now they don't ask me for help.

  107. Linux works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is almost my story, except my mom lives 11,000 miles away, on the other side of the planet. I moved her to Linux (Ubuntu 12.04). Problem solved: it boots every time; it doesn't need updates every week (once a year is enough); it doesn't slow down; all her favorite websites work; and she can't mess anything up. Now, if only network latency were less than 1 second round-trip, everything would be awesome.

  108. Who to call, by troll · · Score: 1

    My children call me (70) for tech support.

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  109. Re:One word by jedidiah · · Score: 2

    I view this as an extension of the "my house, my rules" principle.

    If they want me to run things, then I have to be free to run things. Otherwise they are free to fend for themselves in exactly the same way that they would expect me to if the roles were reversed.

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  110. office runs in desktop mode in 8 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    office runs in desktop mode in 8

  111. Wrong, sir! by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

    You said that you can't install Linux for them -- and in a sense, you're right. And in another sense, you're woo wrong. In 2006, I was tasked with sending roughly 100 laptops to dealers around the world. They needed to run, and run well, despite the fact that, for stupid legacy reasons, they needed administrator-level access to the machines. That being said, they didn't need to *do* much with the machines... which meant that the install footprint was relatively small.

    So I cheated. I installed Windows, re-sized the partition down to as small as I could reasonably get it, then installed Linux, also. I then set up grub to offer three (well, really, four) options:
    1) Boot Windows (default)
    2) Back up the current Windows partition (e.g., "dd if=/dev/sda1 of=winimage.img")
    3) Restore the Windows partition from the most recent backup (e.g., "dd if=winimage.img of=/dev/sda1")
    4) Linux (set up to OpenVPN to my company's domain if need be)

    I can't quite remember how I kicked off 2 & 3 -- it involved booting Linux, and, perhaps, kicking off a script from /etc/rc.local. But the bottom line is it worked like a dream. Infected by virus? WHAM. New image. Installed new, important software? Make a new image. Etc.

    Of course, it's not foolproof -- there's a chance you could take an image of an install you didn't know was already broken. And I never bothered with things like multiple on-disk images with datestamps, etc., as the worst-case scenario was "send it back."

    But I gotta say -- it tended to work, and work well.

    $.02

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  112. Free remote support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chrome remote desktop.. and done...

  113. Join.me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or logmein free, not sure why a techie would need this advice though...

  114. Mom knows the answer by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 1

    You could visit your parents more often!!!

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  115. Switched to Ubuntu...no worries by dfannman · · Score: 1

    After years of malware/spyware/virus issues with my parents XP machine, the computer was at the point of slowness that it was at the requisite reinstall Windows stage again. This time, I decided to install Ubuntu instead with the caveat of "we can always go back to the old system, but give this a try." Six months later and no real worries. They like the simpler interface, and the increased speed. Had a little issue with cups updating and screwing up the printer, but otherwise has been a rousing success. If you want to stay in Windows, free version of logmein works well, but I would highly suggest going the Ubuntu route.

  116. Soluto by tapi0 · · Score: 1

    Give soluto (https://www.soluto.com) a whirl, it helps you keep ahead of problems such as all those toolbars and addons that get installed. You can keep track of things and arrange to install and upgrade certain programs remotely. I'm often called in to provide assistance for family and colleagues kids' machines, and getting soluto on those machines has reduced the time getting called to fix the basics. They have recently added in remote assistance too, but I haven't had a chance to try it (normally use teamviewer)

  117. VM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1-Move WinXP to a VM.
    2-Install Linux
    3-Move important data in shared folder
    4-Backup VM
    5-WinXP crashes...
    6-Re-install VM

    Rinse, rewash and shine...

  118. why is a mac not an option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if your mom is willing, it sounds like getting her a mac and some lessons at the apple store could solve all problems for both her and you. or, i'm sure there are companies that provide similar teaching services for windows. honestly, this is the route i'd go. get her to actually learn how to diagnose basic problems; you shouldn't be doing that for her constantly.

  119. Linux by dskoll · · Score: 2

    I put my parents on Debian Linux and didn't give them the root password.

    For web browsing, email, word-processing, it's great. And that's pretty much all they do anyway.

  120. Ubuntu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fishing out trojans, removing toolbars, removing screaming and porn ads that pop all over the system without warning -- sorry, I have neither time nor desire. All my family is on Ubuntu. I still provide intermittent support, such as when my 90 year old grandfather cannot find back button on Firefox -- I get a remote desktop under ssh.

    The only excuse for not running Linux is when someone needs to find a local teenager for support, but then it is not my problem.

  121. Recommendations by karnal · · Score: 1

    1. I would strongly recommend an upgrade to Windows 7. If that's not possible (and I know the submitter didn't want anything but XP) then XP it is.
    2. Install a router that has the ability to VPN in. Might require dyndns and knowledge of openvpn (dd-wrt user here.) There are other ways around this - port forwarding to the host machine and the like, but nothing short of being on the actual PC beats getting onto the same network as the affected PC.
    3. Use some software to take a snapshot of the PC running in good condition. This might require running the PC for a few weeks so Mom gets everything right, then snapshot it. This would be the easy "remote fix" for a PC that is totally screwed and you have no other option.
    4. Get a few backup drives and have Mom cycle them out. Once a week should be fine. Bonus points for getting them into either a safe or a safety deposit box. This fixes most lost file issues if #3 needs to be used to bring the PC back to life.
    5. Run through a disaster program and have a document handy to cover #3 above. If all else fails, KNOW that Mom can walk through the document when you can't get to the machine at all without any bit of prodding.
    6. Invest in good antivirus and anti-malware. I typically use Security Essentials, but I also know that they're probably the top target for malware - seeing as free guarantees a wide user base. MAB would help snare some things that good AV just doesn't catch.

    If you truly don't have the time to invest, creating an alternative option to what you have now is going to be all the more difficult. I typically play clean-up on my parent's PC and network over the holidays when I visit, and can remote in when away - and they're fairly savvy. My most recent fix was a router that wouldn't maintain any user-side connections for more than 2 minutes - new router, problem solved; but I had to be there to see it. My parents just thought the internet was slow....

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  122. Because it's not. by raehl · · Score: 3, Insightful

    An iPad is a poor PC replacement for most old folks. They don't need to be doing tasks like email on a small screen with a touch "keyboard".

    1. Re:Because it's not. by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      An iPad is a poor PC replacement for most old folks. They don't need to be doing tasks like email on a small screen with a touch "keyboard".

      Yes, hopefully some day somebody will come up with a solution for that.

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    2. Re:Because it's not. by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      hint: if mom/dad do emails, buy a ~$40 bluetooth keyboard.
      It's by far not a poor replacement, unless their vision is so poor that the screen size is an issue when it's a foot or so away from their face.
      The only time it'd ever be an issue is when they'd want to watch adobe flash on the net.

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    3. Re:Because it's not. by SeattleGameboy · · Score: 3, Informative
      Keyboard is not the only problem.

      As you get older, your eyesight gets poorer. The regular font on iPad or (PC) is not that legible for my parents. I have created a set up where their laptop is easily connected to the 47" living room LED TV. Small tablet is not really convenient for old people.

    4. Re:Because it's not. by raehl · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, as you get older, it gets harder and harder to see things that are close to your eyes, leading you to hold things you want to read further and further away from your face, not closer.

  123. Join a creative writing class... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094142/?ref_=sr_1

  124. KVM over IP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KVM over IP. Bios access, Safe mode, etc, no problem. Re-education? good luck. But do keep trying to get them to keep AV/Adobe/Java/Windows Updates up to date.

  125. PuTTY + VNC w/port forwarding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I answered a similar question in August:
    http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=3058711&cid=41049379
    I've been helping my now 83-year-old dad since the Win2K days using this solution:
    - On dad's machine, install VNC server and PuTTY SSH client
    - Set the VNC server NOT to run in service mode.
    - Set the VNC server to accept connections from localhost (That used to be a registry setting, but it might be the default now)
    - Set up a user called "sonarman" on my Linux machine. sonarman's shell is a script that loops forever, printing the date and hostname, then sleep 60.
    - Set up a public/private keypair so sonarman can log into my linux machine without a password
    - Set up a PuTTY session for sonarman that uses the private key to connect, and that forwards some port on my linux machine to the VNC server port on my dad's computer (5901)
    - If necessary, tell Windows to allow PuTTY.exe to go OUT through the Windows firewall.
    - Created a folder on dad's desktop called "Get help from Mike" - inside are two windows shortcuts, one to start sonarman's ssh connection to form the encrypted tunnel, and one to start the VNC server.

    So when dad has a problem, he calls me, he opens the "Get help from Mike" folder, and double-clicks the PuTTY shortcut. When he says "OK, it's showing me today's date", I tell him to double click the other shortcut, and he tells me when the VNC icon shows up in the notifications area.

    Once that's done, I connect a vncviewer to localhost:, and I have a view of and control of Dad's desktop.

    He can't do any harm to my system, because sonarman's shell doesn't accept any input.
    Because his computer is initiating the connection, he doesn't need a fixed IP, nor any holes through the firewall besides the *outgoing* ssh connection.
    My linux machine has an entry in DynDNS, and dad's PuTTY connects to my machine by hostname, so as long as my dyndnsd keeps the name up-to-date with Comcast's periodic re-assignments of my IP address, dad's computer can always find mine.
    My firewall must be configured to allow incoming ssh connections (but I want that anyway).

  126. Remote Software by gibb.tyler · · Score: 2

    I dont live 400 miles from my mom I live about ten minutes away but I installed log me in on hee laptop so I can do stuff for her remotely or teach her remotely it is a great tool and free

  127. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows 7.. Make her a User account with a seperate Admin account for yourself. Install Microsoft Security Essentials, Malwarebytes and top it off with Free TeamViewer installed so you can remote in and fix stuff. Been workin like a dream for my mid 70's father for 3 years now. 400 miles away too!

  128. Might just bump her up to Windows 8... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like AOL anyway...

    http://obamapacman.com/2012/05/microsoft-windows-8-copies-aol-1996-design/

    Plus, 8 is kinda built for people who use their computers like little old ladies browsing AOL and LOLcats.

  129. Here's the simplest thing IMNSHO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, YOU build the PC. You choose what hardware it's got, based on your knowledge of their present and future needs. Don't let someone else decide this for you, build it yourself, then you'll know it intimately.
    Next, YOU decide what OS and other software is loaded on it. This way you rule out almost all of the stupid temptations so often presented to compooter-illiterate users. You can install a paid AV prog if you like that sort of thing, but I find the free ones just as good, and free. Install three different freeware AV progs, and things like Ad-Aware and Spybot too. You KNOW they're likely to blunder into the 'wrong' places sooner or later.
    Then, you setup the machine and use it for a while, work out the inevitable bugs. Make it dummy-proof.
    After you've done this, and you're confident that it's the PC you'd give your Mom and Dad, you setup a User-level account for them. I recommend one account for both, but you know them a little better than I do, use your judgment. YOU are the one and only Administrator. You limit severely the things they can do to/on/with the PC, based on your hopefully conservative estimate of their competence. You make it as virtually impossible as possible for them to install crapware or make changes to things they shouldn't or otherwise fuck it up.
          Only then do you give it to them. You sit them down, both together, when you all have 2 hours or more and a little extra patience. You can walk them through things, as slowly and patiently as you need to, and show them that you've made it especially for them. Leave them no doubt of your competence. Leave them no doubt that you spent hours building and configuring it for them. Leave no doubt that they can trust you, earn it, and they'll probably trust you.
        Yes, they'll ask for help, but you KNOW this machine intimately. You've set it up and run it enough yourself that it's reasonably simple for you to login and do things for them, install something new, fix a problem, maintenance, etc. You'll periodically run one or more of the freeware AV progs and/or Ad-Aware/Spybot, maybe on a schedule at a time when they're unlikely to be using it, or just on YOUR schedule, when you can. You'll have Windows Update set to run automatically too. Eventually you may decide that Mom or Dad is ready to do some of these things themselves.
    Just let them know that there's help a phone call away, but you've set it up so they're not gonna have to do that very often.
    I've done this for both Mom and Dad, since they live some distance apart. Both were initially NOT at all compyter-literate, and Mom's refusing steadfastly to learn or apply anything new beyond the very simplest things. Dad does a lot better, but he's still likely to surf to the wrong places, like when he's surfing for porn. The good news is, I spent two weeks with their new PC's when I built 'em, and I must have done something right. We've had few problems, and what there was I fixed eaasily enough by connecting from my home PC.
    I'm sure there's other ways that make good sense too, but my plan was this: I could plan on spending hours, days, dealing with innumerable problems and problems caused by other problems, one at a time, or I could spend much less time doing the things listed above, avoiding the whole mess.
    Your mileage may vary, but it's worked for us. They're happy, I'm happy, and so are their compooters.

  130. Did she beat you when you were young? by danbob999 · · Score: 1

    If not, how can you let her on AOL?

  131. Re: by weilawei · · Score: 1

    Flash is largely a non-issue at this point. I'm all for it passing into the great beyond. Good riddance. So far I haven't heard any serious complaints. Moreover, my time and her time are actually worth something. Lack of hassles has actual monetary value. Flash games and the like have been a major source of headaches and repair sessions.

  132. One word.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Don't"

  133. AOL in a browser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My grandparents are still on AOL and 56K (it's bad but there is a benefit: they live in two places and pay for 1 internet dialing two different numbers). When my grandfather caves they'll probably go through Verizon so they can have access everywhere and actually see online moving pictures. My plan of attack (and advice) is to set up Chrome/FF to use aol.com for the homepage which, last time i checked, mimics the browser and that will cover email. For the rest (facebook, weather, "online newspaper" :p, etc) just throw them on the bookmark bar. If possible, itd be nice to lock the bookmark bar and force any additional bookmarks to the other bookmark folder. If they use IM, AIM (is it still around?) or some other client always on will do.
    AOL for the homepage should eliminate most of the curve - and the browsers gui can probably be rearranged to match that of AOLs.

    Only problem I forsee is how it'll handle my grandmas 1000+ unread msgs... o.0

  134. Linux Mint 13 Mate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Girl Friend (62 years old) had XP on her old clunher and her son was in the routine of stopping over every couple of weeks to fix what broke and keep her running.
    Enough of that madness!
    I installed Mint 13 Mate in a dual boot mode for her, and stuck a few icons on the tool bar to fire up what she likes to use. (web browser, Skype, image viewer, etc...) Then I setup Firefox bookmark toolbar with links to Facebook, Hotmail, Google, Google Images, Google Translate, and a couple others. I also copied her old photos and documents over to the Mint directories.
    After spending an hour or two on the above, I showed her the basics of what looked different (very little) and left her on her own.
    Many months have gone by and she has ZERO problems. She has no idea that she is no longer using Windows, she just thinks I do magic.

    PS: The Downside... her favorite son feels unwanted ;-)

  135. Virtualization? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

    Is virtualization a possibility?

    Have the OS virtualized and running on a different base system (ie: Virtual Windows XP running on OS X or Linux). Then have the home folder be linked out to the underlying OS.

    Everytime the system is booted up, restore the virtual OS from a backup.

    This prevents her from installing anything except to her home folder (or whatever other folders you link out to the underlying OS).

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  136. Easy: Use the free LogMeIn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all: Just download and use the free version; it's as if you're sitting at the keyboard with mom. You'll find it easy, and she'll feel nurtured. What's bad about that?

    I'm amazed at the animosity and hostility in the forum: Do many of you hate your parents as much as it appears?

  137. Deep Freeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Get PC in the state you want it to be in
    2. Install remote Management software (any listed on this thread would work)
    3. Give your mom a regular user account, and save the admin for yourself
    4. Install Deep Freeze - basically records the state the computer was in the last time the admin touched it, and returns to that state on reboot (MS used to have a free product called steady state, but it has been eol)
    5. Explain to your mom that you will install applications for her by thawing the computer, installing, and then refreezing it

    If she has a problem with trojan, virus, bad setting, etc. just have her reboot the PC and it goes back to the state it was in when you last touched it.

  138. Do them a favor by No2Gates · · Score: 0

    Get them a Mac mini.

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  139. Deep Freeze: by VXneko · · Score: 0

    Give Deep Freeze a try. It may not be a 100% match for your issue but it does wonders on public computers.

    Set up the PC, install apps and customize it. Once the PC is ready to go, install Deep Freeze.

    Use whatever browser you want. Install whatever you want. Get a virus or really mess things up. Reboot and it's back to square one.

    It also has the ability to set folders aside that are not frozen. You can store pictures and other documents in that as the changes to those folders are immune to the freeze.

    I'm just a satisfied user: I have nothing to do with the developers. I only have to check on the public workstations if there are hardware issues or major updates to browsers or other apps. It sure beats reinstalling those public workstations every few months because of caked on spyware and viruses.

  140. I've gone through this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are my tips, many of them have been repeated above:

    PERMISSIONS
    1. Force parents to run as a regular user, not admin mode. This will solve a huge % of your infection problems
    2. Give them an admin account, but make sure they know only to use it when they absolutely have eto

    SOFTWARE SETUP AND UPDATES
    3. Remove their software, and reinstall everything using Ninite. This will let you run bulk software updates with a single click later.
    4. Setup a windows scheduled task to run this Ninite .exe once a week to help keep software up to date

    ANTIVIRUS/PROTECTION
    5. Install Microsoft Security Essentials
    6. Install Secunia PSI - run a scan and make sure all critical software is up to date

    BACKUP
    7. Install dropbox. Setup a windows scheduled task to copy their \my documents folder to this on a regular basis (daily or weekly, up to you)
    8. For any really critical data, make sure to not only overwrite backups, but also keep older versions (customer databases, taxes, etc)
    9. A good alternative is also crashplan's friend sharing, which is free. You can use their computer to keep a remote backup of your files, and the other way around as well

    ADMINISTRATION
    10. I use logmein free, which works fairly well. My biggest gripe is no easy way to share files, so I just use dropbox for that purpose now

  141. Thinkpad + Linux Live CD = easy life by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 1

    My Mom is about 600 miles from me. I got an old IBM Thinkpad, removed the dead HDD, and put a Linux Live CD in the drive. I made a second CD for backup. Yeah - it's slow. But all she does is boot it, and launch FireFox. gMail, Google Docs, and Facebook lets her keep in touch with all the kids and grandkids. When the machine dies, I'll send her the next piece-of-crap laptop I have and she's back in business. I might give her a Chromebook.

    My life is so much easier. No virus problems. No hard drive crashes. No backup required. When she does need help, it is usually with gMail, gDocs or FB. I log onto those sites and fix her problems.

    She's used the the slow boot times. She turns it on and goes to the kitchen to make coffee, make a cake or .... whatever. She love that she can just turn it off. And the battery-that-lasts-15-minutes is fine for her. She treats it like a portable desktop (requiring AC), so It is like a built-in UPS. She loves that she can unplug it, move it to the kitchen, plug it back in - and it keeps going! Amazing stuff!

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  142. The sysadmin solution: Out of Band KVM management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Get a machine that takes a remote access card or has Intel vPro. Most manufacturers will have their own marketing name for this (Dell: DRAC=Dell Remote Access Card, HP: ILO=Integrated Lights Out, IBM: RSA=Remote Supervisor Adapter, Intel: AMT=Active Management Technology). This doesn't necessarily have to be a 19" rack server, at least Dell has workstations with this option and newer versions of Intel's AMT have KVM capability, so a business laptop will suffice. Another option would be a dedicated IP based KVM with local splitters for mom's IO.

    2. Configure the remote access for secure communications, such as SSL/TLS, and punch it through the router's firewall. You can also tunnel this through SSH on another local machine and have it connect outward to your own local server so her router doesn't need to forward ports, or in case you don't trust the manufacturer's security layer (or if they don't have a usable one).

    This is hardware based, so:
    a) it's platform agnostic. She can use any OS she likes that runs on the machine.
    b) it continues working when the application/OS is frozen solid, you can remotely switch on/off the PSU if necessary
    c) you can flash a new BIOS, reinstall the OS from a remotely mounted Windows XP CD image, do backups from a Linux live image, etc.
    d) it does away with reliance on the continued goodwill, existence and security of a third party such as LogMeIn
    e) you can access her machine from anywhere with a browser and/or a Java client
    f) you can add your own security on top

    A RAC works by sampling and packetizing video on the bus and injecting physical input events for mouse, keyboard, PSU and remote storage, so you cannot retrofit a card into a machine that doesn't have this designed in. A dedicated IP KVM can be added to pretty much anything though, at some added expense. As with all VNC type implementations, the more bandwidth you have the better, and manufacturer implementations may have varying degrees of optimization (I've seen smooth low res video on a busy 100 mbit network), desktop stuff is fine on any resident DSL type connection. Some implementations have settings for lowering bit depth and refresh rate on the client.

    One caveat: expect only IGPs or designed-in discrete GPUs to work, so if you have a beefy Radeon next to the vPro Intel chip, it will only show the desktop and not 3D games and maybe full screen video that needs acceleration. This may also depend on power profiles (you can probably force the IGP to be used for everything if necessary). Again, a dedicated IP KVM will do everything, at the added cost, but depend on implementation for quality of video.

  143. IP KVM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another possibility is buying some sort of IP KVM. It might be a little bit overkill, but it will get you access if the computer was infected by some nasty trojan.

    Something like this perhaps:

    http://www.amazon.com/1PORT-USB-Remote-KVM-Spider/dp/B000OH5MDO/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1362532512&sr=8-1&keywords=ip+kvm

  144. Best Way... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First go out and get a reasonably low-end PC. Then toss it out of the window and buy an iPad instead. Voilla. You're welcome.

  145. Read "Escher, Godel, Bach..." and understand it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh. If you need your Mom's machine to be capable of sufficiently powerful operation, it cannot be 'defended' remotely. To create a system that you can maintain remotely REQUIRES compromises.

    What happens if the machine fully 'breaks' (software-wise)? It is farcical for anyone with experience of MS Windows to suggest a remote operation can put this right. Windows is just too crap, and just too vulnerable (by design- MS builds in back-doors at the request of the NSA and others that always compromise functionality).

    So, with Windows, the best solution is to force naive users to work in sand-boxes that can easily be wiped, with the required apps then reinstalled. The user will have to be responsible for saving wanted data out of the sand-box to somewhere permanent.

    With Windows, the forced updates to the OS and applications are the biggest problem for naive users, as these endless 'hacks' frequently threaten the stability of the machine. It would be best to disable ALL updates, and allow the naive user to suffer the inconveniences this may cause. Again, if everything is 'sand-boxed', rogue un-patched code is contained somewhat.

    But whom am I kidding. We all know the article is astro-turfing the Google Chromebook. Let's face it, Google would run the campaign slogan "Chromebook, the only computer safe enough for your parents to use (and think about all that time you will save NOT having to fix their problems)" if the world were not so politically correct.

  146. Easier option by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It sounds like it would be far easier to replace the parent...

  147. Honestly... by Sir+Holo · · Score: 1

    Just buy her a Mac. All of those tech-support type of questions will just go away,

    Expecially if she buys a new Mac with the "3-years of on-hands support" from the Mac store. They will take care of the minor hiccups. And, she'll be in a computational environment that does not change dramatically from year-to-year (as MS7-8 did).

    Anyone over 50 just wants stability of interaction in their computer, above all else. Mac delivers this.

  148. You say OS X is not an option... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 80+ grandparents switched to Mac about ten years ago. Since then, I have not recieved a single tech support call. Not one.

    The only time I ever had to intervene was about 5 years ago, when I cleaned the disk permissions on my grandmother's computer.

    After that, I showed her how to use Onyx, and there haven't been any further issues.

    While, theoretically, I would like to get them hooked on Linux, they are having zero problems with OS X.

    I don't know what your exact situation is, but do reconsider OS X.

  149. Linux + Windows = Win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux as the underlying OS, Win whatever running in a virtual machine. Put an icon on the desktop to start it. Configure the Win machine how you want it then back it up. Make sure you can get to the Linux box remotely ( SSH or VPN ) and you're set.

    Parents have been running for years this way.

  150. Linux not an option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't list why this is a requirement. I've got my mom on Mint+MATE and it works fine for her. She even run Quicken under WINE.

  151. get her a thin client with lockable flash by jessepdx · · Score: 1

    i use 10zig thin clients running windows embedded for all the instructors at the cosmetology school i administer. you can load basic software onto them and then lock the flash. a simple reboot sends it back to the way you set it up. http://www.10zig.com/product/hyper-v_microsoft_remotefx/ you can also use SteadyState, http://www.microsoft.com/en-us/download/details.aspx?id=24373 this sets the computer into a kiosk mode where a simple reboot puts it back to the snapshot.

  152. try this by s.t.a.l.k.e.r._loner · · Score: 1

    A tried and true method for migrating parents from IE to a safer browser is to just install firefox or chrome, then change it's desktop icon and name to "Internet Explorer". They then go on to seemlessly use it, thinking it's just a slight interface change that happened in an upgrade... Too bad AOL's interface is probably a bit too different to pull that trick off. As for tying up permissions: unfortunately, WinXP guest account was never fully implemented. Last year, I tried setting up my parents to using the guest account for most activities and logging in as admin when they needed more permissions. They understood, but it caused a lot of problems with certain things not functioning between the accounts. The printer alone turned out to be an intractable pain in the ass. Win7 with "classic shell" is probably a better option.

  153. CrApple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My wife has an iPad and iPhone. Every time she has problems with one of them (fairly frequently, in my experience), I say "Lucky it's an Apple product, and it just works."

    She gets pretty pissed off about it.

  154. KEep her in familiar territory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leave her be on XP , get LogMeIn or some such remote control software, and keep supporting her. Keep her on the AOL software - let her remain comfortable . Older people don't need to stay current - that is a young person;s desire. COmfort and familiarity trump new and modern.
    HB - Enterprise Computing Systems, LLC

  155. How about a Virtual Machine? by j741 · · Score: 1

    Why not set up a Linux, or Windows 7 Host machine that only you have an admin account on, and then your mom's Windows XP configuration in a Virtual Machine? WMware supports taking OS snapshots, supports remote desktop viewing, supports automatic USB device redirection from Host to Guest OS, and many other features that will make your role much easier, and more time efficient, while simultaneously not requiring any major re-training for your parent. And I am certain that other VM software has a very similar feature set and appeal.

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  156. AOL works just fine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    on Windows Vista and 7. My mother uses it just fine on her Windows 7 desktop.

  157. configuring moms pc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you can stick with xp and still keep control of the pc. Set her up as a user (no admin rights) and lock down the system. PArtition the drive so you can copy all the installation files for everything you install to the d drive. also keep notes and backup files out there for later use. USe teamviewer but also set up a logmein hamachi account so your can have another way to remote control the desktop. It should even work through firewalls. If that doesnt work in her configuration, setup a vpn and use VNC to connect and control. TO transfer or backup files offsite, use dropbox and setup an automatic backup app to archive files to the dropbox folder then copy them to your computer and archive them at your location. get a cheap usb chat camera so mom can take pictures of real items and you can see them on the screen while you remote in. Open the case of the pc and take complete pics of everything so you can have a common reference at your location. this will make it easier to talk someone through a procedure on her end. make an image of her hard drive when you get it built and burn a bootable dvd that will restore the image to the drive. you could even do it on a flash drive. use an inventory app to record all the hardware and software config data so you know exactly what you are dealing with a year later. Trust me, you will forget. LAbel the ports like vga, usb, lan, power and audio with unmistakable unique labels. when you say plug something into the FRONT USB1 port, there should be no question which one that is. Get a Firefox config backup app and a bookmarks backup app set up to run automatically. Script ccleaner to clear out the caches automatically. Run antivirus and malware scans while she is asleep. Check the system and app logs regularly to get ahead of problems that she may not be able to convey to you. If you do all this stuff you will learn how to administer her pc effortlessly and transparently to her.

  158. two hard drives by PRFunky · · Score: 1

    I empathize; I have an uncle who's about 100 miles away. So this is an old XP machine? Buy a removable hard drive tray system with two trays and a 2nd hard drive. Ghost or CloneZilla her current hard drive to the new one. Give her a short tutorial on turning the key in the lock and swapping the hard drive. Provide her with a padded box to put the hard drive tray into. When she mucks it up again, have her swap hard drives and then ship you the mucked up one. Fix at your leisure, send back. Repeat the process for the rest of her life...

  159. In WinXP use RollBackRX or at least Ms SteadyState by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, for cheap you can just freeze the hard disk... with RollBackRx can set automatic disk snapshot at regular intervals, say once a month. On boot offers a menu of past snapshots to restore in case of infection or misconfiguration

    Or the freeware alternative with Microsoft Steady State, can undo hard disk changes on every boot but keep windows update set up to keep the os patched

    The best option to me was ShadowUser with partial freeze of partitions but isnt sold anymore, the ugly option should be the dead brain Deep Freeze probably

    Mixin default unprivileged user account and the freeware elevation service SuRun for the programs / activities not coded for restricted use... and maybe the freeware Trust-No-Exe with proper rights configuration of the system and application paths

    For remote support, just install the freeware FreeSSHd service ( with some puttygen generated private key autentication and port redirection ) for secure remote desktop

    Better yet, if the hardware its big enought boot to mint lxde and set up some VirtualBox WinXP machine launcher as desktop shortcut

  160. MacBook Pro or Linux by ruir · · Score: 1

    Gave a Mac to my father, setup a linux Debian 7 in the infected computer of girlfriend. Problem solved. People use mostly the browser and skype. The browser works quite the same, except it got no virus.

  161. Steady but efficient conversion to Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As previous poster said: TeamViewer is a really good solution in case of emergency, works on Windows, Linux...

    The process started a few years ago when I forced switched my parents from Office to Open Office.
    After 2-3 weeks no more complains and even praises \o/ At this point you've done 80% of the job.

    Then I installed an Ubuntu, switched the window buttons on the right side, installed a DNLA server so their connected TV can display all their photos/videos ("we can do that ?") and even the photos I send them directly using Dropbox.
    Finally setup unattended auto update and write admin password somewhere it can be found.
    Ultimately you could use CrashPlan to backup everything, I am still to convince them that it's not the same thing as posting photos on Facebook...

    In 3 years I never had to use TeamViewer to fix anything.

    Cheers and good luck.

  162. Your Old iMac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I took my 20" first gen duo core intel imac and popped in a UWC 30GB SSD drive, put fresh 10.6.8 on it with current firefox. it is all she needs. Boots in 22 seconds :) Entire project cost me $68.. that includes drive, bracket, new keyboard and new mouse. This was a fun project.

  163. Re: by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Flash is largely a non-issue at this point. I'm all for it passing into the great beyond. Good riddance. So far I haven't heard any serious complaints. Moreover, my time and her time are actually worth something. Lack of hassles has actual monetary value. Flash games and the like have been a major source of headaches and repair sessions.

    Bollocks. If you want to look at most online pron, for instance, you need Flash. If you want to play a lot of online games, you need Flash. It's just wishful thinking that because there is now an option, Flash has suddenly become irrelevant for many users. I know everyone here can get round these limitations, or simply isn't interested in a site that requires Flash on principle, but that's not how most of the world thinks.

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  164. chromebook for an 88 year old mother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    google does all the fixes and updates. It is the original Samsung from 2 or 3 years ago.

    Sits in her easy chair with her original kindel and original chromebook and wonder why all her friends are so computer illiterate. So she interacts with her grandchildren and great-grandchildren who are more "on-line" then her friends.

    Offered to buy a newer faster one for her - but she is quite comfortable with the old chromebook. Uses google docs, shares documents with great-granddaughters, does her finances on the google docs spread sheet - emails pictures back and forth with nieces and nephews and uses picasa/google+ for family albums.

  165. Don't bother with not running as admin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all honesty, don't setup the account to not run as administrator. It's a great theory, and it would be nice to implement, but if you aren't tech savvy as a user, it will cause you more headaches than it will save. XP was not designed to be run as a non-administrator account. You will be illicit far more calls from your mom by setting it up as a non-privileged account than if you set it up as one.

  166. It works by nikolag · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deep_Freeze_(software)

    Make two partitions, one for system, other for My Documents. Install everything, set it up, update it, make a backup, freeze the system and tell them. I do not like antivirus, but you do as you please, just remember to install them to unfrozen partition.

    "You can do everything you want, but the computer will reset everything as it was after restart."

    Hope it helps...

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  167. Parental System Administrator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a Mac and used remote access to manage it. Windows was impossible. XP, 7 or 8.

    Most recently, I tried a Chromebook which is great except when it comes to printing. You can print but need to set up a printer on the Internet also.

  168. Home Net Threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well its not like the Citigroup hacker is looking for Mom & Pop, that hacker can get whatever they need from Citi directly. Except for things like phishing and spoofing the only real threat a home network has is from email and the immediate local cable net. Virus Scanner, Firewall and Common Sense will protect the PC at home, but how to explain those three to the folks is another matter. My Father spent over 25 years with Burroughs and troubleshot Unix and Cobalt, but trying to explain how You Tube and Real Player work was too much. Mom is crippled and can't use her hands, so I tried Naturally Speaking with her but she keeps ordering grilled Ham & Cheese with it!

    So I just set up the PC to automatically scan and update, got a router for the firewall and said "God Bless". I know its not a solution, but what else can you do, except pay a local guy hundreds to make make housecalls. Can't Win7 remotely administer an XP-PC? I thought it could. Sounds like the OP will become a nomad afterall.

  169. XP? OK, then.... by vandamme · · Score: 1

    Linux is your option. Probably Mint or Zorin. End of problem. Ten minutes instruction time, then see you at Thanksgiving, mom.

    Put Team Viewer on it, just in case.

  170. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Moving to Mac or Linux is not an option

    Why? My 70-year-old dad uses Ubuntu, loves it, and after I got it set-up for him, I've very rarely had to do any serious maintenance. Your mum is just as likely to have catastrophic problems with windows (more likely, actually) than Linux.

  171. Remote Access to BIOS (firmware) level .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... If the system is hosed so much they can't run an application, remote software isn't going to help much.

    Not quite true any more if you got Intel vPro (i5 & i7) based system, those provide remote access to BIOS level.

    1. Re:Remote Access to BIOS (firmware) level .... by racermd · · Score: 1

      vPro only works when you've got all the supporting pieces to allow it to work. And the remote access part of it is under the AMT umbrella.

      Got that K-series Core i5/i7? vPro isn't going to work. Got a Z75 chipset? Again, vPro isn't baked in and it won't work. Got a computer with an older Core2 CPU? There's an extensive list of requirements which probably were never shipped with consumer-grade computers when new (it was quite specific).

      Even if we assume the computer has all the right hardware, you still need to enable and configure it in the BIOS (if it isn't enabled by default), then make sure you've got access through the router/firewall. Remember, we're assuming a relative is calling for help on their home computer.

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  172. If you love your mother... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    get her a Mac. A PC is a sadistic abuse of a non-technically literal parent. It proves you actually hate your mother.

    A Mac will reduce your technical support load and reduce her stress. Guarantee it.

  173. Win7 with IE9 and Chrome Frame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Install the latest Adobe Reader X, Microsoft Security Essentials, Microsoft EMET, and Google Chrome Frame. Make sure the OS and those four programs are always updated to the latest via spot checks. Occasionally defrag with defrag and PageDefrag.

    There's a lot more you can do, but that's really all that's necessary when it comes down to the minimums.

    If you must use an older version of Windows (2000, XP, 2003), then install WehnTrust instead of EMET.

  174. Chromebox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Buy a Chromebox (http://goo.gl/oRYSM), plug in the keyboard and the monitor and kiss your problems away.

  175. Hardware solution (PCI card) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can get a hardware "solution" to the problem, and while i'm not sure just how effective they are, they'd probably do what you need to prevent unwanted stuff going on - it basically creates a sandbox, and when the machine boots, it uses a static image - any changes that happen after that will be removed upon the next boot. You can disable it temporarily while you update software etc. but once you re-enable it, you're on a static image again.

  176. Needs of Seniors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi all,

    This is my first Slashdot post. Be gentle.

    My business is in-home technology consulting with seniors. I have worked with seniors hundreds of times with almost every technology you could imagine from the last 25+ years. Here are a few things my experience has taught me. These are generalizations and each person is an individual. Your mileage may differ.

    Seniors just want a computer that works. They don't often care about the OS or form factor. They don't care and are confused by technical specs.
    The biggest hurdle seniors face is the fear that if they don't do everything just right, the computer will figuratively explode.
    They want to read their articles, email, skype, gamble, date, etc. in the simplest manner possible. I.E. A bookmark on the desktop, etc.
    If anything whatsoever goes wrong, it probably is a virus in their opinion.
    They don't have the skepticism/cynicism that most experienced users do and often fall for hostageware, etc.
    They want to do what their friends do, especially games.
    Updating software scares them. Thus, finding a way to autoupdate things such as Java and Flash greatly reduces support issues.
    They often need larger fonts and at least on Windows xp and up and that can mess with menus and dialog boxes.
    They prefer mice to trackpads.
    Honestly, they surf porn a lot or go to the dodgy gambling sites. It is essential to keep virus and spyware software up to date.
    Ditto the above statement for downloading screensavers, emoticons, etc.
    Whatever OS they have, find a way to create a stable OS save point just in case.
    If possible, set up an online backup service that works automatically for photos and important docs. This is incredibly important for photos.
    Although Ubuntu and other linux alternatives are fantastic for many seniors, be very prepared to do all the tech support for any machine you set up yourself. Their other friends can't help them to do even simple things such as update Flash. (Seniors LOVE the music they can find on Youtube.)
    Choose your favorite program that allows you remote screen control and be sure you can use it to auto logon to their machine.
    Optional: Explain that sending 6 jokes/cat pics/rants a day is frowned upon and if they have the capacity, teach them how to use snopes.

    Most seniors I've worked with are excited but very nervous about using computers. It is a huuuuge unknown world for them with negative computer issues plastered all over the news. For the uninitiated, there are a gazillion distractions even on a web page. Be patient and when possible, write down the steps to do something or send them a quick screen recording of the steps. Teaching seniors how to use Skype, see pictures on FB, read news from their old hometowns and generally being able to participate in a world larger than just their homes can be incredibly rewarding. Seniors often frustrate easily because they're used to learning things quickly. Just remember, often that frustration is at the computer and themselves, not you. The gratitude is there whether you see it or not.

    Thanks all. Good luck!

  177. Could actually work by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Gentoo.

    Linux could actually do the work even taking into account the "no Linux because too addicted to AOL and XP stuff".

    Just have linux run in Kiosk mode and stack a virtual machine above it.
    (We actually exactly used "Gentoo + bare X with only a minimalist window manager and nothing else + VMware" for a computer lab in one uni where I worked in).

    - You get all the niceties of Linux: rock solid environment, multiple options for remote management, backups and the like.
    (For example, using a CoW file system with versionning like btrfs to store the virtual disk, store her data on a directory shared between linux host and windows guest, and thus backup said directory using rsync or dropbox or whatever).
    - She gets the windows interface she's used to. (Just remember to correctly configure pass-through for USB) (and in fact, in her use case, she won't even be needing 3D VM acceleration that much)
    - Windows will still be contained in an isolated environment which help limiting the damage in case of hacking (In my "shared directories" example above, all the credentials used to backup [ssh keys for rsync, or dropbox credential] are stored BEYOND windows's reach outside of the virtual box). Even the network access can be NATed to limit what Windows can see and reach from the environing device.
    - The mother is really an interesting user for this use case, because (as a person addicted to her old ways), she's not the kind of user who'll need complex interaction between say her Windows and a Bluetooth-enabled gadget that could push the limits of the virtual machine.
    - Last but not least, lots of VM environment offer built-in remoting possibilities. For example opensource VirtualBox has built-in VNC support, commercial Sun/Oracle VirtualBox features RDP. Even if Windows is fucked up beyond any recognition, it's still possible to remote to the Linux host over SSH, and open port forwarding to the VNC or RDP service of the VM to see what's happening. You get basically KVMoIP possibilities.
    - You can also build lots of hardening and checking in the Linux host (like periodic check of the "smart" status and scans to check the health of hard drives, scanning the windows host for viruses from outside even in case of rook-kitting of windows, etc).

    It requires a little bit of hacking to get it working. But once it works, such a configuration is simply a wonder.

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    1. Re:Could actually work by timmyf2371 · · Score: 1

      Why would you need a CoW file system and a Linux host machine when they could just install Windows and a good antivirus scanner?

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  178. Advantages: by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Why would you need a CoW file system and a Linux host machine when they could just install Windows and a good antivirus scanner?

    There's nothing such as a perfect virus scanner. The machine will get infected, eventually. Specially with a clueless user who likes to install every single cute kitten screen save she finds as in today's ask-slashdot.

    COW:

    Copy-on-Write solves a completely different question:
    - local backups
    With CoW file systems (like BTRFS) snapshotting come almost for free.
    Want to keep the current state of a tree for backup purpose (so you can go back in case of catastrophe) ?
    Just make a snapshot (and in BTRFS, that's just flagging the directory as a snapshot. No data being copied around. Data will be copied if files get written on and the current state diverges from the snapshot. The whole snapshoting process is barely noticeable)
    The catastrophe did happen and some data got corrupted (like a 'ransom' type virus encrypted random file asks for money to give decryption key) and you want to roll back to prior the infection ?
    Just use the last good snapshot as the 'current' (instant use).

    The same can also be obtained at the disk level by using a CoW partitioning scheme, like Linux Volume Manager (LVM).
    Just tell the virtual machine to use a real block device for its virtual disk instead of a file, and then use LVM's snapshoting facility.

    Without CoW, the same kind of speed and easy to use could be achieved using rsync and hardlinks and some scripting (as done on *nix before the advent of CoW systems) but that requires hardlinks, and requires one to write some script.

    The same backup/restore routine on Windows would require using a backup software, which needs to copy data around and store files into an archive or extract file from it. Backup procedures are slow and use resources.

    Linux host machine :
    As long as everything works okay, a pure Windows XP machine and a configuration running Windows inside a VM are indistinguishable from ma's point of view, and thus indeed, there's no difference.
    It's once things start to break apart that suddenly the virtual solution show its advantages.

    - No matter how much the Windows guest gets broken, you can still remotely access to the Linux host and work from here. On the pure machine, you're stuck on trying to get an explanation from ma over the phone.

    - Your administrative access comes from 'outside' the guest. If the guest can't be trusted any more (because it's infected with a virus which uses root-kits to hide it self) you can still trust your host (the virus will try to hide its presence from programs running within Windows. Linux will still see everything as-is). You could even run some periodic checks using an antivirus executed from within the host.

    - Everything is virtualisable. On a windows machine, advanced administration might require installing special software or jumping through some complex hoops. Ma's favourite crappy screen saver might not have been written to accomodate them and may crash because the data it uses (the gallery of cute kitten pics it makes a slideshow of) aren't stored locally but are pulled from a network share on the nice NAS box your bought her to save her precious data on. In a virtual machine, Windows can be persuaded to think that it runs from a simple disk, no matter what the actual complexity is on the linux side everything is abstracted and the crappy software runs too.

    - Remote access is built in directly in the virtual machine. No matter how much un-bootable Windows becomes (i just wanted my cute kitten picture, but now all a get is a blue screen filled with white text! what's happening? i want my kittens back!) you can still SSH to the Linux box and (tunnel to) see remotely what's happening over VNC or RDP (depending on what your virtual machine does).
    Don't think about it like the equivalent of sharing screen in skype (which still requires a Windows working well enough for skype to be still usable.

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