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New Pope Selected

Freshly Exhumed sends this quote from CBC: "Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina has been selected as Pope of the world's 1.2 billion Catholics. He will be known as Pope Francis. He is the first Pope from the Americas. The 76-year-old was the runner-up to Benedict XVI during the last conclave. He is well-known for his humility and espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception. He has no Vatican experience."

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  1. oh cool.. by kuk_Bone · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Goes back to work"

    1. Re:oh cool.. by kthreadd · · Score: 2

      What is this "work" you're talking about?

    2. Re:oh cool.. by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 5, Funny

      If the new Pope is not made of chocolate, and filled with marzipan, then I'm not interested.

      Unless he has a jet pack. Or a robot named "Muad'Dib".

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    3. Re:oh cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      well I never saw that comming , All i head was they had elected the hand of God from Argentina.

      But seriously Pope Diego Maradonna the first??

    4. Re:oh cool.. by 9jack9 · · Score: 2

      Okay, I've heard of a moped Jesus, but not a marzipan pope.

      Nice Bowie reference.

    5. Re:oh cool.. by Valgar · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, dummy, RTFS. Pope Francis.

      Settle down, Francis.

    6. Re:oh cool.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Each time a non-tech news reach ./ , someone whine that is not "news for nerds". Today it is you! Congratulation your medal is in the mail.

    7. Re:oh cool.. by Sloppy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't understate the importance of this. I heard the new pope uses emacs instead of vim (because "my fingers learned that one on the dvorak keyboards in the seminary"). And yet, he prefers python3 over scheme. Runs it all on Mac OS 10.4 and won't upgrade to 10.8, because

      1. he can't get his Zune to sync with later-than-10.4 anyway
      2. Driver issues with his Piledriver-APU-based Hackintosh
      3. 10.4 reminds him slightly more of his old Atari ST (and I quote: "fuck you Amigoids, yuor all going to hell 4ever!!!11")
      4. invisible scrollbars and a wrong default scroll wheel direction, are an abomination before The Lord

      I don't care if you don't see any geeky controversy here; the python3 thing is important. The new pope is saying fallible things on the Internet!

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    8. Re:oh cool.. by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's getting the same coverage that a casting change in Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings or any other long running fantasy series would get.

    9. Re:oh cool.. by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Funny

      I was really hoping that he would call himself Pope Awesome. A little marketing never hurt. If I were Pope, I'd have to go with either taking the name Mobile, or possibly Oree.

    10. Re:oh cool.. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Also, he loves programming in assembly language and reputedly said that if he gets the job, he'll insist on being titled POP E.

      Also, I'm sure that a new Vatican encyclical will clear things up in the sense that the Holy Office stipulates infallibility on spiritual matters, math, logic and programming don't count into it, and bishops are therefore not required to use Python 3 and can carry on with their Racket Scheme, which has come to be sort of a centuries-old tradition in the church.

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    11. Re:oh cool.. by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hmmm... Electing the spiritual/moral leader of roughly 1 billion people. Yeah, I can't think of ANY WAY that could be "stuff that matters"...

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  2. So.... by Daetrin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

    So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

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    1. Re:So.... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 5, Insightful

      espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      Well people could choose to stop with the religion thing in response.

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    2. Re:So.... by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      In theory he could change those teachings. But it seems unlikely.

      But I mean really, is it news that the person selected Pope agrees with Church teachings? The Cardinals aren't too likely to select someone who disagrees with them.

    3. Re:So.... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Funny

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      The World will continue to change, but the Catholic Church will not be leading those changes. Here is a car analogy: If the World was a car driving down the freeway of life, the Catholic Church would be a parking brake that was not fully disengaged, thus impeding progress slightly and emitting a bad smell.

    4. Re:So.... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's kind of the point of religion. It's not supposed to be very dynamic. It's supposed to be a set of guiding morals, for example Buddhism's guiding moral of "Don't Be A Giant Dickhead." This hasn't changed to "It's Okay To Be A Giant Dickhead When It Makes You Feel Better" or "Be A Giant Dickhead, But Only To Politicians And Wall Street Bankers." Now times are changing and it's probably not really terrible to be a giant dickhead to Wall Street bankers, but eh. That's not what Buddhism is about.

    5. Re:So.... by v1 · · Score: 4, Informative

      In theory he could change those teachings. But it seems unlikely.

      They don't pick a pope that's promising reform, they pick one that will carry on just like the previous popes. Religions appear to prefer stagnation, at least at their upper levels. I wonder if it has anything to do with their age? "Clinging to the past" seems to be a common hobby with most old farts ;)

      I like the "he has no previous experience" thing they mentioned. I don't think "have you ever been a pope before?" was part of the the interview...

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    6. Re:So.... by AndyG314 · · Score: 2

      espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      So you honestly thought that they would elect a new pope who would didn't agree with long standing church teachings? What is interesting is that the new pope is a non European. As for what it means, or what will change, that has yet to be seen.

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    7. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      So nothing important is going to change then? Or am i misreading that?

      The World will continue to change, but the Catholic Church will not be leading those changes. Here is a car analogy: If the World was a car driving down the freeway of life, the Catholic Church would be a parking brake that was not fully disengaged, thus impeding progress slightly and emitting a bad smell.

      To continue the car analogy and to point out the differences, while the Catholic Church may be wearing the parking brake out, the evangelical Christians are trying to throw the car in reverse. And all while they are in a fist fight with the Muslim fundamentalists (who are also looking for reverse) over who's hand will be on the shift lever. Meanwhile, the Quakers are pointing out that one should use the clutch when shifting gears and the Pastafarians are looking for a different car in which to ride.

    8. Re:So.... by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      People believe things that other people don't believe. News at 11.

    9. Re:So.... by DuckDodgers · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Pope John Paul 2 effectively picked the specific religious views of his successor by filling the voting pool with people that agreed with him on every major issue. Most of those people are still in the College of Cardinals and I would guess (but did not check) that Pope Benedict only added to it.

      So the Catholic Church will remain conservative for a very long time. This should not surprise anyone that has been paying attention - this institution took four centuries to recognize that Galileo was right.

    10. Re:So.... by buchner.johannes · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When have our views on contraception, abortion and homosexuality modernized? In the last 30, 20 and 10 years. Same-sex marriage is still a huge debate. The pope is 76. The pope with a modern view is 20 today, and will become pope in 40-60 years.
      This is not a democracy where you can replace people every 4 years, this is a rigid hierarchical structure of with no balances and 1 billion people. And it is supposed to not change much.

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    11. Re:So.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem isn't people believing different things. The problem is the bit where their believes are forced onto others from a moralistic high ground that has no demonstrable basis in reality.

    12. Re:So.... by SpasticWeasel · · Score: 2

      Not spelling altar that way. There's a test you know and that's one of the first questions.

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    13. Re:So.... by mcmonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well people could choose to stop with the religion thing in response.

      And people could choose to stop with software with DRM in response.

      But some folks have to have their games, just as some will have their religion.

    14. Re:So.... by KeensMustard · · Score: 2

      I don't make a distinction between their lack of common sense and yours.

    15. Re:So.... by KeensMustard · · Score: 2

      Actually I know quite a few catholics. They are the same as everybody else. Everybody.

    16. Re:So.... by KeensMustard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Again - everybody does that, and atheists not the least of them. That is a description that you could apply to any strawman you choose.

    17. Re:So.... by coniferous · · Score: 2

      "this institution took four centuries to recognize that Galileo was right." Or more importantly, that the holocaust actually happened...

    18. Re:So.... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 4, Informative

      I like the "he has no previous experience" thing they mentioned. I don't think "have you ever been a pope before?" was part of the the interview...

      The no previous experience statement isn't to do with being a pope, but with having been part of the Vatican bureaucracy before the election. One of the areas of reform needed is in an apparently corrupt bureaucracy and the last chap was part of the club, having headed up part of it for a decade or more.

      This chap has been running an archdiocese in Argentina for the last couple of decades and only set foot in Rome once or twice a year. In American terms, it would be like electing a small town mayor to the office of president, and hoping that the fact he doesn't know how Washington should work will let him clean up the place.

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    19. Re:So.... by Cloud+K · · Score: 2

      Half true. One such person is a close friend and doesn't shove it down anyone's throats (he will "teach" people if they ask, but never without asking) nor would he go around telling me or anyone else how to live their lives. He doesn't let differences in beliefs stand in the way of friendship (neither do I), which is wonderful. It's how all religious (and non-religious) people should be.

      It doesn't stop him listening to and believing what the pastors say though, and at least being quietly concerned about the future wellbeing of friends who do things they consider sinful.

      But yeah, I don't really mind. I'm all for the Trek-like vision of religion where we just respect each others' beliefs, love them for who they are and get on with life. The only reason I think the Pope is an asshole is because (as is his job) he's trying to shove his views onto everyone else all the time.

    20. Re:So.... by femtobyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Our views" (depending a lot on who "us" is; assuming the general European populace from which the uppermost Catholic hierarchy is mainly drawn) on contraception modernized in the 1960s, when the pope was (barely) a 20-something. Since that time, there have only been very small ultra-conservative enclaves (the Papacy among them) in which birth control --- even for married couples waiting for a better time to start their family --- is considered an abomination. The Catholic hierarchy lags much farther behind on these issues than your simple chronological estimates (though not the general Catholic population, which statistically employs birth control as frequently as everyone else).

    21. Re:So.... by istartedi · · Score: 2

      Atheists are walking of course, while shamans, mystics and various other new age religions are on the bus

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    22. Re:So.... by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      Unlike the "solo scriptura" protestants, the Catholics (and Orthodox) take a more institutionally oriented view, where the Church is in charge of preserving and guiding the development of Christianity, and has quite a bit of authority to decide on interpretations, and to change them.

      There is, however, a considerable difference between Catholics and Orthodox on what the Church is. For Orthodox, on all matters of faith and dogma, only the consensus of the whole Church (i.e. all independent Orthodox churches in full communion) has the power to define it. Organizationally, this is usually arrived through ecumenical councils, and as far as Orthodox are concerned, there hasn't been one since 787. While Orthodox churches do have a well-defined hierarchy and subordination, it concerns solely organizational matters, and not matters of doctrine.

      Catholics, on the other hand, do indeed have a system where the Church as a hierarchical organization, rather than the body of the faithful, can redefine ("clarify") doctrine.

  3. News for nerds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What is his favorite distro? views on FOSS?

    1. Re:News for nerds? by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Funny

      With all the forks, how could FOSS be more Protestant?

      The Mother Church clearly prefers a strictly Microsoft shop.

    2. Re:News for nerds? by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      Why follow when you can lead? Fork Linux (yet again) and create the Holy distro. Though I'm sure that will fork just as often as the church.

      If you're going to throw gasoline on the fire, do it right.

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    3. Re:News for nerds? by Sepultura · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's religious and intolerant, so obviously his favorite OS is Emacs.

    4. Re:News for nerds? by funwithBSD · · Score: 2

      Yes,

      we know of the Pope's death before anyone else... they order extra punchcards.

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    5. Re:News for nerds? by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 2

      He's religious and intolerant, so obviously his favorite OS is Emacs.

      He's religious and intolerant, so obviously his favorite OS is . . .

      . . . the Spanish Inquisition . . . !

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    6. Re:News for nerds? by macromorgan · · Score: 5, Funny

      He's religious and intolerant, so obviously his favorite OS is Emacs.

      He's religious and intolerant, so obviously his favorite OS is . . .

      . . . the Spanish Inquisition . . . !

      Honestly, I didn't expect it.

  4. lent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    First time ive heard that the old pope gave up being the pope for lent. Wonder what the new guy has up his sleeve!

    1. Re:lent by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Funny

      KY jelly.

  5. Don't Blame Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't blame me, I voted for Father Guido Sarducci. Screw the rest of the conclave.

  6. 76? by sycodon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Best keep that straw and chimney handy.

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    1. Re:76? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 2

      Everybody knows it goes: long pope, short pope, long pope, short pope....

    2. Re:76? by macromorgan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you want to be Pope someday, you don't elect someone younger than yourself.

    3. Re:76? by mcmonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'm thinking this is done on purpose. I imagine it is very hard to fire the pope.

      If the cardinals like the pope, it shouldn't be too hard to find a like-minded replacement. If on the other hand the pope falls out of favor, he won't be around to long in any case.

      Plus they get all the positive buzz from the retirement/replacement process.

    4. Re:76? by RazzleFrog · · Score: 2

      Youngest Cardinal is 53 and he is from India. I don't think he was much in the running. Not a huge clamor for an Indian pope.

    5. Re:76? by jellomizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      John Paul II was elected pope at and earlier age and some would say electing a younger pope, means having a pope for a long time. Now the younger pope may be more of a reformist... However he will stay in power for so long, that his reforms will become old, and backwards. Having older popes with a gradual changes could be more productive.

      The big issues is that us Western Cultures have in terms of Sex Rights. (Woman's Rights, Abortion, Gay Marriage, Contraceptives) Are fairly new (40 or so years old) A younger pope may address these issues... However The way he addresses these issue will stay the same for the next 40-50 years. By that point culture would have changes where that method would seem unheard of. Having an older pope who will last 5-15 years means every new pope will gradually put in new changes.
      In some ways is like having continual obsoleteness in your policy. However sometimes a popular idea at the time turns out to be be a bad idea.

      For example in the United States Bill Clinton Signed the Don't Ask Don't Tell Policy. This at the time was actually considered to be pro-Gay bill. Where it prevent the military from trying to find gay people to kick out. However over time and culture has changed further, the Don't Ask Don't Tell was considered to be anti-Gay and needed to be repealed.
      If we get a young Pope, he may come up with an appropriate compromise solution at the time, then by the time he dies or resigns, the policy is completely outside the change in our values.

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    6. Re:76? by Shadowmist · · Score: 3, Funny

      When Benedict was selected, it was said that an older pope was chosen deliberately so that it wouldn't be a long reign like that of John Paul. Then again no one actually expected that we'd actually have another Papal resignation after only 600 years from the last one.

  7. OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Freshly+Exhumed · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Devotees of Ireland's 12th century Saint Malachy believe that he predicted back then that the new Pope will be the very last one:

    http://www.irishcentral.com/roots/St-Malachy-predicted-Pope-Benedicts-successor-will-be-last-pope-190715001.html

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    1. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Kryptonian+Jor-El · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Not technically. The prophecy called him "Peter the Roman" but that doesn't mean that has to be his given or pope name. Also, the church will never have a Peter II out of respect for the first pope, Peter

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    2. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by operagost · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, he's more like "Jorge the Argentinian".

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    3. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by LordLimecat · · Score: 3, Informative

      Im not sure its entirely accurate to call Peter the "first pope". The office as such did not exist, and the specific role of "pope" was never acknowledged by Peter or anyone else at that time.

    4. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 4, Funny

      The church must have petered out.

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    5. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by RoknrolZombie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Since when has accuracy been any part of the Catholic Church's process?

    6. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      In catholic tradition, it's entirely accepted to be the case. I mean, if you want to talk about things that lack historical precedent in the context of religion of all things, I'm sure we could find better examples.

    7. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well, there have been a lot of peter problems in the church.

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    8. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Seeteufel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, you think in the wrong map. This person is a Jesuit. Jesuits are a very strange sect within the catholic power circles, educated and dangerous. SJ, not Argentinia

    9. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Informative

      The pope has always been the Bishop of Rome. It's difficult to deny that Peter was the first Bishop of Rome. Whether that makes him the first Pope can be a matter for debate, however. Part of it is how inerrant you believe the Bible really is: there's reason to believe that the "Upon this rock I shall build my church" verse in the Bible was inserted by those wishing to bolster the Papacy's claims.

    10. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by anagama · · Score: 4, Funny

      warning, NSFW for most workplaces, but an amusing Tim Minchin song about the pope:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTIorwtJbhE

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    11. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      Im not sure its entirely accurate to call Peter the "first pope". The office as such did not exist, and the specific role of "pope" was never acknowledged by Peter or anyone else at that time.

      Well, there was this one guy (hint: his initials were J.C.) who said: "I also say to you that you are Peter, and upon this rock I will build My church ..."

      This was a pun because "Peter" means "rock" (JC was a funny guy). So if we followed biblical precedent, the next pope should have been ... Dwayne Johnson.

    12. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by ebno-10db · · Score: 5, Funny

      or of that role being hereditary

      That's something the papacy has generally avoided.

    13. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      Not really. The Pope is just a name that was attached to the Bishop of Rome. Peter, of course, did not gain his position by being made Bishop, he was an Apostle who walked around with Jesus, but he did the same job as the Bishop of Rome: teaching the people of Rome about Christianity. And of course at the time, it was just Christianity, there were no real sects yet, except perhaps the Jewish and Gentile Christians.

      Calling Peter the "first pope" is certainly not strictly accurate, since the title didn't exist, but it is fundamentally accurate because he did the same job as the Pope: leadership of the apostles and essentially being Bishop of Rome. And the Bishop job description and even the specific title is quite ancient.

      Obviously, a lot of people argue about whether just because this guy is in charge in the same place Peter was, he gets to be in charge. I'd say that it has pretty much turned out that way, at least for Catholics.

      In any event, there may well be some confusion about what you term "mythology", but the development of the papacy is a well recorded and understood part of Western European history. If there is confusion, it's on the part of people who don't know what they are talking about.

    14. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by tnk1 · · Score: 2

      It *would* be highly irregular to choose Peter as a name. However, Popes have chosen the name of other apostles, such as John or Paul.

      Now, Francis is a very interesting name. St. Francis died in the 13th Century and there are literally a few hundred popes who could have chosen that name. There is a reason they probably did not: St. Francis is a Big Deal in the Church and his life also represents a stark counterpoint to the more grandiose organization of the Church. He's the guy that the priests who don't like all of that ostentatious wealth point to when they want to make a point about what the Church should spend money on.

      That said, St. Francis was 100% loyal to the Papacy, which is one reason that despite his differing views on wealth in the Church from the secular churchmen, he was never considered a heretic, unlike other groups that played faster and looser with doctrine and got suppressed.

    15. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 2

      Im not sure its entirely accurate to call Peter the "first pope". The office as such did not exist, and the specific role of "pope" was never acknowledged by Peter or anyone else at that time.

      If you want to be technical, there is no office or role of pope. There is the office of Bishop or Rome and it is accepted that Peter is/was the first Bishop of Rome. The title Pope is just a nickname and not an official title.

    16. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by femtobyte · · Score: 2

      I'd love to know if you have a more original text, but in the Greek it's also (crappy transliteration because of no unicode support) "...lego oti su ei PETROS kai epi taute te PETRA oikodomeso...": the Peter/Rock pun works just as well.

    17. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      When you are actually the head of the Apostles, you don't need to explain to people why you are in charge.

      I see nowhere in the new testament the other apostles making reference to Peter being their leader, nor anything from peter to indicate that he expected that.

    18. Re:OMG the Last Pope EVAR!!!!!!!1 by SteveFoerster · · Score: 5, Funny

      I heard this guy is the logical choice, since who better than an Argentinian to offer sanctuary to a German with human rights abuse issues?

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  8. viva Argentina and Bergolio!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm Argentine and proud that the first non-european pope is from Argentina!!! congratulations Bergolio!!

    Soy argentino y es un orgullo que el primer papa no europeo sea argentino!!! felicidades Bergolio!!

    1. Re:viva Argentina and Bergolio!!! by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Informative

      the first non-european pope

      Whoa -slow down there, cowboy!
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:African_popes

  9. So what religion does he belong to? by Marrow · · Score: 5, Funny

    linux, mac, vi, or emacs? :)

    1. Re:So what religion does he belong to? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

      He leads a major denomination, Bud. He's a Mac guy.

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    2. Re:So what religion does he belong to? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 5, Funny

      Eunuchs

  10. Re:in 4...3..2..1.. expect at least by bistromath007 · · Score: 2

    I honestly expected them to get somebody from Rome named Peter on purpose. The cardinals really don't get marketing.

  11. Re:Humility? by operagost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm curious to hear YOUR definition of humility. Really, I'd like to know.

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  12. Re:Humility? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Please explain how they are not compatible?

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  13. Funtastic! by warrax_666 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now will he renounce the current Catholic stance on condoms, so that perhaps we can save, oh, hundres of thousands or even millions of lives?

    Will he: Disawow the insane and puerile dogma of original sin?

    (Etc.)

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    1. Re:Funtastic! by kimvette · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Will he: Disawow the insane and puerile dogma of original sin?

      . . . and espouse the good news of salvation by grace which was promised by the one they claim to follow?

      Of course not. That would end Catholic guilt, and eliminate the need for indulgences.

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  14. Bigoted by Bonker · · Score: 3, Informative

    This guy has said that allowing gay couples to adopt children is a form of discrimination against the children.

      So a lot's going to change in Vatican City

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  15. Re:name change by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The tradition was started when a Pope named Mecurious (Mercury) was elected. He thought that a Christian Pope with a pagan name wasn't kosher (so to speak), so he took the name "John" (I think it was John).

  16. Re:Before anyone says it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, this is A Website for Advertisers, and one of the easiest ways to get a lot of page views is to post an article where all the angry atheists can come argue about who is the most bitter toward religion.

  17. Re:Humility? by ranton · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being humble, but also believing that your views on how other people should live their lives are so righteous that others shouldn't even be able to decide for themselves, are mutually exclusive.

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  18. Re:really, slashdot? by Extremus · · Score: 2

    Well, I was amazed how fast his article in Wikipedia got updated. It didn't take more than a minute. Also, many big news websites in my country are down. That never happened before, as far as I know.

  19. Re:Slashtroll by Trepidity · · Score: 2

    Page views?

  20. No word yet on papal shitting location. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Funny

    The woods, however, are still the traditional choice.

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  21. Oh well. by Minwee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better luck next time Richard Stallman.

  22. So, basically nothing changes by Looker_Device · · Score: 3, Insightful

    espouses church teachings on homosexuality, abortion and contraception

    Guess he'll continue the long, proud tradition of covering for child molesters too.

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  23. Re:Humility? by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Presuming to know what's good for homosexuals, inadvertently pregnant women and people who want to have sex without getting pregnant and then forcing those views upon them through a large, well organized, well resourced church is not exhibiting humility. An approach imbued with humility would go alone the lines of - I think these things are true, but I might be wrong, so I'll exercise caution and be mindful of contrary opinions. Depending on context, 'pride', 'egotism' or 'arrogance' would serve as opposites to 'humility'. This chap appears to exhibit at least two of the three. I've never met him though, so I'm not sure about the first one.

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  24. Re:name change by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 2

    Tax evasion, of course!

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  25. Re:Humility? by schneidafunk · · Score: 2

    "Bergoglio often rode the bus to work, cooked his own meals and regularly visited the slums that ring Argentina's capital. He considers social outreach, rather than doctrinal battles, to be the essential business of the church.

    He accused fellow church leaders of hypocrisy and forgetting that Jesus Christ bathed lepers and ate with prostitutes."

    http://news.yahoo.com/francis-first-pope-americas-193844474.html

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  26. In related news ... by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... still only black smoke from the US Congressional budget committees.

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  27. Re:really, slashdot? by LordLimecat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because it has a substantial impact on the world.

  28. Initially a chemist by schneidafunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I find it interesting he was initially trained as a chemist. "Bergoglio taught literature, psychology, philosophy and theology before taking over as Buenos Aires archbishop in 1998."

    http://news.yahoo.com/francis-first-pope-americas-193844474.html

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  29. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by hawguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The same people who hated Benedict XVI and John Paul II will hate Pope Francis. How dare he believe in 2000 years worth of teachings about the sanctity of life and marriage being between a man and a woman when it's all so unfashionable?

    Why did liberal atheist's care so much what the Pope thinks. No one is holding a gun to your head to force you to be a Catholic. Why do so many liberals feel threatened by any source of power outside of government?

    Just because something is 2000 years old doesn't make it right. Should we bring back old testament style animal sacrifices as well?

    I have no problem with catholics being anti-gay and excluding gays from their church - if god is not the compassionate and forgiving god that they are always talking about it, well, it's their god and they can believe what they want.

    But where I do have a problem is when the members of the church try to deprive the rights of homosexuals outside of church.

  30. Re:really, slashdot? by Taibhsear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does Slashdot really need to carry this story? It has nothing to do with science, tech, gaming, or anything relevant.

    It has everything to do with homophobic, misogynistic, pedophilic, and racist organization which puts on airs of setting out to do good but in reality protects child diddlers and extorting money from gullible followers while ignoring the bible which it purports to follow, nothing to do with science or tech. Why again is this on slashdot?

    Know thine enemy.

  31. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Actually I hate the new pope because I love the bible and believe every word of it. You see the same part of the bible that says homosexuality is an abomination (Leviticus) also says:

    Leviticus 21:20-23 "or who is a hunchback or a dwarf, or who has any eye defect, or who has festering or running sores or damaged testicles...because of his defect, he must not go near the curtain or approach the altar, and so desecrate my sanctuary"

    Leviticus 19:27 "Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard."

    This new pope wears glasses and is clean shaven, therefore according to the word of god he is just as much an abomination as any gay and he is desecrating the sanctuary of the lord. Stone him to death plz.

  32. Re:Humility? by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm thinking it might just start with not thinking that you are the single official conduit for the transmission of Gods word to earth.

  33. 2/3 majority by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why rounds of voting? Surely all these men are close enough to god to know his will and reach consensus on the first try.

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  34. Re:Humility? by Bucc5062 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    And the current President of the United States use to be a community Organizer and teach Constitutional law. These days his administration uses drones to bomb communities and seems to look the other way when Constitutional rights are stripped from US citizens.

    I guess people can change, or they play a great act.

    In the new Pope's world, being truly humble would be following the examples of Christ without the power of being a Cardinal. Perhaps it may be better to say the Pop was less egotistical then other Cardinals. Mother Teresa was humble, Pope Francis I is a powerful man who's done good deeds.

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  35. Re:really, slashdot? by LordLimecat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    He might make statements that are held to be authoritative by 1.2billion people?

  36. Re:Fail by Aaden42 · · Score: 2

    cue 1 |kyoo| [Mac OS X's Dictionary.app]
    noun
    1. a thing said or done that serves as a signal to an actor or other performer to enter or to begin their speech or performance.
    2. a signal for action: any conversational lull was my cue for asking a question.
    3. a piece of information or circumstance that aids the memory in retrieving details not recalled spontaneously.

    As in: Bigots, it's time to do your thing. This is your cue.

  37. Re:Before anyone says it... by cervesaebraciator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Religious fellows are nerds in their own right too. They are up there with Star * groups, but less fan fiction recently. They do try though.

    Sociologically, they operate in similar ways as well. I say this as both a Star * fan and a religious fellow (though not a Catholic). In both groups, identity is tied to adherence ("Are you a Buddhist too?" is not far from "Are you a Trekkie too?"), consumption patterns reflect attachment (one has X-Wing models, the other crucifixes), intense debates occur over canon (the Gnostic gospels and the SW prequels have much in common, except one has better acting), and both groups hold in high regard those who have specialized knowledge about the object of their interest.

  38. Re:Humility? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

    "As a humble human, it is not my place to pass judgement on others' behaviors"

    "Thou shalt not murder" is passing judgement on other people's behavior. You're not against that ... are you? Or is your selective argument not as broad as you'd like it to be.

    My point is, everyone judges people on their behavior, we're just arguing on where to draw the line ;)

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  39. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by houghi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Theologians can persuade themselves of anything. Anyone who can worship a trinity and insists that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything -- just give him time to rationalize it.
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  40. Re:Humility? by sycodon · · Score: 2

    Catholics have just as much right to vote for candidates and policies that they believe to be in the best interest of the country as anyone else.

    Everyone else who advocates for a particular political position is voting based on their beliefs, whether they are derived from religion, philosophy or just plain self interest, are they not?

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  41. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by medcalf · · Score: 4, Informative

    Your bigotry is showing. I'm not Christian and even I know the Christian answer to this, which is that the old covenant of Leviticus was replaced by a new covenant from Jesus. What is especially ironic is that the Catholic Church does not have anything against homosexuals per se, so long as they are celibate. Which, by the way, is why there are so many homosexual priests, since priests must also be celibate.

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  42. Re:Humility? by silanea · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here in Germany the Catholic and Protestant Churches run many hospitals, kindergartens and other welfare services which are funded not by the churches but entirely by the public, yet they impose rules on their employees based on their respective faith, ie. people have lost their jobs for getting a divorce, remarrying, outing themselves as homosexuals etc. The churches make a shitload of money through this system, and because they can publicly claim that they run soandso many percent of welfare services they get to influence public policy and politics. This all works so well because as religious organisations the churches get preferred treatment with regard to taxation, exemption from labour regulations and union rates etc. so they can undercut the private-sector competition. And since they are so good at it there are areas where the churches have a quasi-monopoly in welfare services, leaving workers dependent on them. And as long as the Conservatives are in office this will not change, since the churches offer them, well, let us call it PR support in exchange for keeping their special status intact.

    So many people in social industries essentially are forced to live by religious rules without actually being a member of those religions just to be able to get a job. And we all get to pay for it.

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  43. Re:News for nerds by DerekLyons · · Score: 3

    Unless you bitched about the articles on which actors were coming back in the new Star Wars, or the random bloviations of some rich guy or pundit at SXSW... you really don't have much of a leg to stand on. Roman Catholics represent about a sixth of the worlds population, and one of the largest (if not the largest) organized religions in the world. The selection of a new Pope is indeed something that matters.

  44. Re:Queue the Bigots by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 2

    They didn't they got two colossal teacher's unions to devote efforts to moving them between schools so they could continue to molest children. If you examine the incidence of child sexual abuse between the Catholic Church in the United States and the public schools in the United States at the time the sexual abuse in the Catholic Church was at its highest the incidents were higher on a per child basis in the public schools involving teachers than in the Catholic Church.

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  45. Expander transfusion by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

    they still think that I shouldn't have a blood transfusion after I crash my motorcycle and lose a couple pints

    Not consuming blood is in the Bible (Acts 15:29), and theoretically, it applies to all Christians. In practice, there's nothing wrong with having an expander transfusion to keep your blood volume up until your bone marrow has spit out more red blood cells. In fact, it's safer that way because there's no need for an antigen type match and no chance of catching an STD or other blood-borne infection.

  46. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by Bigby · · Score: 3

    In trinity, it is one person, therefore monotheistic. That one person is just represented by multiple entities. They are not in conflict. In Java, I can do the following and create one entity with 3 references. There is still just a singleton:

    Object god = SingletonClass.getInstance();
    Object jesus = god;
    Object holySpirit = god;

  47. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by Hatta · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If the old covenant was replaced by Jesus, why does the Catholic Church care if they are celibate or not?

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  48. You know what they say about popularity... by warrax_666 · · Score: 2

    Billions of McDonald's burgers have been sold. What does that tell you?

    Come back with something substantive and maybe we'll talk like adults.

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  49. Re:Employer has not be heard of for about ever by AnonyMouseCowWard · · Score: 2

    In real life, assume you've been given the reigns of a company that issues new shares every quarter, produces nothing but annual letters, and pays your every expenses and allows you to live in luxury, with no Board of Directors to oversee your actions. Would you really tell your shareholders "y'know, that Board of Directors doesn't exist and we're selling you pipe dreams?"

  50. A Jesuit Pope -- this could be very interesting by rocket+rancher · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you have ever had the pleasure of debating with a Jesuit, you'll know what I'm talking about. I'm not being sarcastic or ironic in the least. If the Church is the Federation, the Jesuits are the Vulcans. Jesuit scholars have made many contributions to our collective store of knowlege, especially in math, astronomy, and philosophy.. These are the guys that invented propaganda, and are trained in logic, analysis, and debate in support of their faith. Speaking of their faith, it is the most rarefied, intellectualized faith on the planet. I'm looking forward to a vigorous debate between secularism and theism over the next several decades, and it's good to know that the opposition is putting their best foot forward.

    1. Re:A Jesuit Pope -- this could be very interesting by trout007 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Believe it or not there are many Catholics that see no conflict between science and our faith. We start from the definition of God being the creator of the universe. Therefore anything you learn about science teaches you about God. There can be no conflict.

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  51. Re:Humility? by femtobyte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, you are condemning others. Yes, I am condemning you for that. I operate from a moral framework with more than a single axis of "condemnation=bad, anticondemnation=good," rather considering the whole network of impacts from who and/or what is being condemned (btw, I am a Christian).

    I would not support you in repealing all government granted benefits of marriage, because that would be "throwing the baby out with the bathwater" --- I think there are great societal benefits to government-recognized marriage, but none that specifically require a male+female couple. Likewise, I do not think it would have been a good idea to fix Jim Crow era discriminatory voting laws by revoking everyone's right to vote.

  52. Re:Humility? by LordLucless · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Being humble, but also believing that your views on how other people should live their lives are so righteous that others shouldn't even be able to decide for themselves, are mutually exclusive.

    So, nobody who supports, say, laws against murder can ever possibly be humble?

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  53. Re:Haters Gonna Hate by Master+Moose · · Score: 2

    From the Catholic Encyclopaedia, A wordy, if not insightful resource for understanding many Catholic Positions. Shows us that to the Catholic teaching, ALL sexual conduct outside of marriage is immoral. The church also teaches that those who are homosexual should be encouraged to live chaste lives.

    http://www.newadvent.org/library/docs_df86ho.htm

    The Church, obedient to the Lord who founded her and gave to her the sacramental life, celebrates the divine plan of the loving and live-giving union of men and women in the sacrament of marriage. It is only in the marital relationship that the use of the sexual faculty can be morally good. A person engaging in homosexual behaviour therefore acts immorally.

    It is, in effect, none other than the teaching of Paul the Apostle to the Galatians when he says that the Spirit produces in the lives of the faithful "love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, trustfulness, gentleness and self-control" (5:22) and further (5:24), "You cannot belong to Christ unless you crucify all self-indulgent passions and desires."

    ....The characteristic concern and good will exhibited by many clergy and religious in their pastoral care for homosexual persons is admirable, and, we hope, will not diminish. Such devoted ministers should have the confidence that they are faithfully following the will of the Lord by encouraging the homosexual person to lead a chaste life and by affirming that person's God-given dignity and worth....

    ...From this multi-faceted approach there are numerous advantages to be gained, not the least of which is the realization that a homosexual person, as every human being, deeply needs to be nourished at many different levels simultaneously

    ...The human person, made in the image and likeness of God, can hardly be adequately described by a reductionist reference to his or her sexual orientation. Every one living on the face of the earth has personal problems and difficulties, but challenges to growth, strengths, talents and gifts as well. Today, the Church provides a badly needed context for the care of the human person when she refuses to consider the person as a "heterosexual" or a "homosexual" and insists that every person has a fundamental Identity: the creature of God, and by grace, his child and heir to eternal life

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  54. Re:Humility? by Sprouticus · · Score: 2

    I would totally be for ending marriage benifits and returning it to a religious institution. But it will never happen.

    Also, you have to consider the problem of shared resources. You cant get rid of civil unions totally because it would create massive issues from child custody and finances all the way down to spousal immunity. So you could in theory call all marriages civil unions and save the word marriage for non civil ceremonies.

    But it won't change anything.

    As for raising children, there is no scientific evidence of children raised by gay couple being better or worse off. I suppose it is possible that some situation could arise, but I am willing to bet a very large amount of money that anything that arose would fall into the normal deviation of child rearing. I am certainly not going to go on your gut instinct.

  55. Re:Humility? by ClioCJS · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You're a fucking asshole and I hope you die.

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  56. Re:Humility? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Really Slashdot? I get the whole Libertarian "take away marriage benefits from everyone" argument, but did you have to mod up the guy that just reduced gay relationships to the "selfish desires of people in a relationship that is destined to be sterile"?

    I know this place has been going downhill for a while, but I didn't think we'd stooped THAT low. How about we make our arguments without implying that LGBT people should just suck it up, stop being "selfish" and be heteronormative for the sake of the children?

  57. Re:really, slashdot? by hairyfish · · Score: 2

    Where does that 1.2 Billion figure come from? My neighbour claims to be Catholic. She doesn't go to church or even believe in the God, she just says she is because her parents were and she was baptised as a baby. How many other people in the world fall under this category? If we classified religious people as" willing to die for their cause" rather than "I think it sounds good to say I am" then I think the number would be closer to 1.2 thousand. And lets face it, if you really believed in a big man in the sky who made everything, and can make you live forever you would happily die for it, because ultimately you actually believe you're not going to die your actually going somewhere better. I call poppycock on this so called "belief" (unless you're a radical muslim, those dudes actually truly do believe that shit).

  58. Re:Humility? by ranton · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wasn't sure if I should even respond to such obvious flamebait, but some of what you say is unfortunately believed by quite a few people (even gay rights supporters) so it is still worth debunking.

    If you're saying that Marriage is purely secular, you're not being intellectually honest.

    Marriage is a secular institution. First off it is a ceremony that is recognized by almost every culture in history, including athiest societies such as the former USSR. Christmas and barmitzvahs are religious in nature, but marriages certainly are not. A marriage is a legal union that society recognizes as forming a single household from what was once two independent individuals. Marriages are useful for defining laws and traditions that govern how these unions are handled. Things like property rights can turn into difficult matters so it is important to have concrete laws to settle disputes (just look how messy most divorces or some inheritance splits can become).

    Most religions throughout history have also added non-secular meaning to the institution of marriage, but that is a separate matter. Would you want the government to stop you from getting married if the Koran said that all marriages not recognized by Allah were null and void? That is the same argument used by anyone who says someone cannot be married because their religion is against it.

    I'm against homosexual marriage and especially against homosexual adoption. I don't think it is good for kids to be told that they don't need a mommy and a daddy, that mommy and mommy are fine and we don't need a daddy. I think it is harmful on a level that will not manifest itself for a long time, but will eventually. Kids do need both a Mommy and a Daddy, that is optimal.

    I agree that having homosexual parents is probably not a 100% optimal situation. The "optimal" situation is probably something like two upper middle class well educated parents who don't divorce and live in one of the best school districts in the country. But should lower middle class people not be allowed to adopt because it is not optimal to have kids in a household with money problems? Should parents who never went to college not be allowed to adopt because they are less likely to provide the same enriching educational environment as two parents with post-graduate degrees?

    All studies I have seen conclusively shown that homosexual parents can raise emotionally mature, intelligent, and well rounded adults. I am pretty sure studies show that they do much better than average even. Any opinion that homosexual parents cannot to an adequate job is either very ignorant or very bigoted.

    If the point of homosexual marriage is for "love" then I don't have a problem with it. Get married. However if you want additional "benefits" from government, you're going to have to be much clearer that it is ONLY about these things that you care about, and that it isn't about "love" at all.

    Why is it mutually exclusive? This is such an incoherent rambling I am not even sure how to respond. I love my neices and nephews, but if my brother requests a legal document that states I take care of his children if he dies that does not mean I love them less because I asked the government to make it legal. I feel silly even writing something like that, but I think you may actually believe the comments you are making so it is worth pointing out how erroneous these opinions are.

    AND if you extend those "rights" to gay people, then you must also allow for other non-traditional marriages like polygamy, polyandry and incestuous marriages as well. If not, then you're just as discriminatory as you claim people like me are.

    Society is overwhelming against non-traditional marriages in cases of polygamy and incenteous marriages not because they are just untraditional. It is because of the female oppression that accompanies societies that practice the former, and the medical problems inherent in the latter.

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  59. Re:Humility? by FireFury03 · · Score: 2

    Marriage is a religious institution

    No...no it isn't - marriage predates that. Religious organisations have _adopted_ marriage, much as they have adopted many other ceremonies that were nothing to do with the organisation in question; but even so, you can have a nonreligious wedding and many (possibly most?) people do these days. Admittedly (in the UK at least) there are lots of legal restrictions on civil ceremonies that were clearly imposed in an attempt to keep the church relevant, but if you want a totally non-religious wedding you can do just that.

    The only reason gay people want marriage, is not for love (they can have that!) , but for "benefits" from the state.

    I'm sure _some_ want it for that reason (and hell, why shouldn't they - if a hetrosexual couple is entitled to various state benefits then WTF shouldn't a gay couple be entitiled to the same?), but the idea that that's the general reason why people want to marry is just BS. Marriage isn't love, its a _declaration_ of love, which is completely different and has nothing to do with any state benefits.

  60. I'm sort of impressed, sort of disappointed by tehcyder · · Score: 2

    The first few posts contain no references to paedophile priests.

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  61. Just about the worst choice imaginable by Squidlips · · Score: 2

    Right now the church needs deep reforms, but they chose a stubbornly conservative Pope. It is time for the church to get out of the Middle Ages and liberalize its stance on abortion and gay marriage and it is way past due to drop the celibacy requirement for clergy