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USPS Discriminates Against 'Atheist' Merchandise

fish waffle writes "Suspecting that their strongly branded 'Atheist' products may be treated differently by more religiously-oriented postal regions, Kickstarter success Atheist Shoes conducted an experiment. They sent 178 packages to 89 people in different parts of the U.S., each person receiving one package prominently branded as 'Atheist' merchandise, and one not. The results: packages with the atheist label were nearly 10 times more likely to be 'lost,' and took on average 3 days longer to show up when they did. Control experiments were also done in Europe and Germany — it's definitely a USPS problem."

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  1. Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they are simply falling prey to Acts of God.

    1. Re:Maybe... by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      is it an act of god if it's an act by a god warrior?

      (technically I suppose it is, since everything is if you're into that kind of thinking).

      makes those losing the packages pretty lousy christians though. USPS should run a sting on them.

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    2. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why would God make USPS look like they're doing it?
      If it was God, this would happen everywhere.
      Maybe God hates USPS.

    3. Re:Maybe... by AK+Marc · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Control experiments were done in Europe and Germany". In theory that removes the God factor,

      God only lives in the US now.

    4. Re:Maybe... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Most athiests are worse than christians about preaching their beliefs at any cost.

      No. Most christians are. Or most insert least favourite ideology here.

      It all boils down to confirmation bias. If a christian tells you he was in church on Sunday, you don't call it preaching. If an atheist tells you, he wasn't, it was preaching to you. If someone doesn't even mention where he was on Sunday, you just assume he's christian and not talking about his beliefs.

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    5. Re:Maybe... by Chrisq · · Score: 5, Funny

      Maybe God hates USPS.

      Well everybody else does

    6. Re:Maybe... by Eraesr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I wonder what would've happened if they labeled the box as containing religious items rather than "atheist".

    7. Re:Maybe... by Forty+Two+Tenfold · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And now we wonder why the US is becoming eerily similar to Nazi Germany.

      Because of christainity. III Reich was christian to the bone. And nazi murderers had "Gott mit Uns" on their belt buckles.

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    8. Re:Maybe... by flyneye · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The job description for Christian is to spread the word.
      Atheists have no such commission, strictly voluntary.
      Also, the definition of Christian is used pretty damn loosely around here.
      Most claiming Christianity aren't. They just claim it because they attend church or got dunked in a baptismal pool at some time or another.
      There is no Christianity in their life outside the church, but they tell themselves they are Christians and gain an unworthy sense of superiority by holding others up to their " standard", whatever that is.
      These people are the real reason Atheism is popular.
      Case in point, the story of the founder of the Satan Church, Anton LaVey, who confirmed his oft told story to me.
      He was an organ player for a travelling carnival, playing the strip shows and on Sunday there was a tent service he would play with many of the same people showing up. The two faces shown by these people disgusted Anton to the point of a formal protest. He founded Satan Church and wrote the Satanic Bible, not as a religion proper, but a protest against the duality he saw in "Christians". Like $cientology, he even boasted star power like Sammy Davis Jr.(that was a Baphomet medallion around his neck, not St.anything.) and Jane Mansfield (just lost her head over it, lol)

      I reaffirm the original poster who said "Most atheists are worse than Christians about preaching their beliefs at any cost." This has been my experience. I would even put $cientologists and Subgeniuses ahead of Christians on that list, as well.

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    9. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If someone doesn't even mention where he was on Sunday, you just assume he's christian and not talking about his beliefs."

      Only if you are talking about Americans. Where I live, people go to church... when someone dies, maybe for weddings, but rarely, and sometimes for Xmas. If people don't tell where they went on Sunday... I have no idea what they did. Best guess would be: stayed at home (not necessarily their own home though) with hangover.

    10. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Two packages sent on the same day, and under normal conditions expected to arrive on the same day. Exactly which weather conditions and other natural causes are you thinking of that could make one of them arrive days later than the other?

      One side of the road was slippery, so the half of the USPS van carrying of of the packages hit a tree, while the half of the same van carrying the other package continued?

    11. Re:Maybe... by digitig · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The fact that the difference is significantly less than it was 200 years ago suggests that Christianity might not be entirely genetic.

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    12. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Unlikely, atheists have by far the lowest criminality of any religion type.

    13. Re:Maybe... by realityimpaired · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, atheists are far worse. A secular person tells me they were at church, I say to myself "and I care why?" But man, how atheists go on and on and on and on and on.... about how stupid it is to believe in god. At least the secular people mention it in passing and move on.

      They don't always act that way. On either side of the camp. I know (and live with) atheists who really don't care what you choose to believe, as long as you're not foisting it on everybody around you. I also know of several Christian groups who see it as their calling to evangelize to the world. Hint: they have the word "evangelical" in their name....

      In my own belief structure, teaching that kind of knowledge to somebody who hasn't come to you seeking it is one of the worst things you can do to a person. I will not state whether I believe in a god, many gods, or none at all, but perhaps that belief about evangelism is something we can all take to heart?

    14. Re:Maybe... by lexa1979 · · Score: 3, Informative

      would you happen to have a link to the government's report ? as well as some official document where I can read those Brussels statistics ?

    15. Re: Maybe... by DroolTwist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Your kids will be atheist because of the over bearing ignorant parents. Werent people more religious a generation ago?

      “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.” Mahatma Gandhi

    16. Re:Maybe... by BasilBrush · · Score: 5, Informative

      Meanwhile in Belgium a report was just published on "how to integrate muslims : reasonable demands" by the minister for integration.

      Of course no searches on such a document, nor on Maggie De Block, the Minister for Secretary of State for Asylum, Immigration and Social Integration find anything remotely like this.

    17. Re:Maybe... by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I object. Don't call atheism a type of religion.

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    18. Re:Maybe... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given the birth rate difference between atheists versus religious people, how exactly do you atheists hope to prevent a complete Christian takeover in 20 years or so?

      Seriously? Christian fundamentalist freak out that 2/3 of their kids don't go to church after they leave home, the fraction of "nones" among young people keeps climbing, and books describing the virtues of atheism are on bestseller lists.

      Sure, religious people tend to breed more, but just like with anti-gay sentiment, the moment those kids hit the real world (with all of those "other" ideas) they start questioning their beliefs, mostly become more moderate, and a bunch of them drop it all together.

    19. Re:Maybe... by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact that the difference is significantly less than it was 200 years ago suggests that Christianity might not be entirely genetic.

      I have always considered religion a disease...

    20. Re:Maybe... by darkstar949 · · Score: 2

      No. Most christians are. Or most insert least favourite ideology here.

      Considering the fact that we are discussing Atheist Shoes, I'd say that is being pretty preachy.

      Your point about confirmation bias is valid though but I think that part of the problem that atheists in general tend to suffer from is that the noisy ones are making difficult for everyone else. This of course, is the same problem that most of the religions in the world tend to suffer from.

    21. Re: Maybe... by MitchDev · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why do I only have mod points on the weeks when there's nothing to Mod up?????

    22. Re:Maybe... by Sique · · Score: 2
      Christians are far worse to me. If I get into an infight about religion, it's mostly with catholics, sometimes it's lutherans. I am a lutheran myself. I never had a dispute about religion with an atheist, but I know lots of them. Hey, I've grown up in one of the most atheist countries of the world, the former East Germany, where only a minority of the people adheres to any religion at all. Go figure.

      Or if you can't, here's a hint: If someone complains about noisy and obnoxious people insisting on their beliefs, it's nearly always a member of the majority complaining about a minority. I tell you what: If they weren't standing up for their beliefs (which you call "obnoxious"), you would just steamroll them and claim them being non-existant. Their fault is just being different than you, and because you have grudgingly to accept their right to be different, you compensate by calling them noisy and obnoxious.

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    23. Re:Maybe... by conspirator57 · · Score: 5, Funny

      why not? the people @ atheist shoes obviously believe in soles.

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    24. Re:Maybe... by king+neckbeard · · Score: 2

      Actually, having more kids doesn't automatically correlate with greater evolutionary success. This is especially true if the goal is to be in a dominant role.

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    25. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dawkins hypothesis : Religous belief shows intelligent design is false.

    26. Re:Maybe... by Type44Q · · Score: 2, Insightful

      makes those losing the packages pretty lousy christians though. USPS should run a sting on them.

      I realize it might seem that these packages are simply getting tossed in the trash bins but let's not rule out the possibility* that these so-called "Christian" postal workers are stealing these packages, taking them home and doing... strange things with their contents.

      *I've lived in rural Oklahoma for nearly seven years and I have never met more maladjusted, sexually-closeted weirdos in my entire life...

    27. Re:Maybe... by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      One day you might want to look up what "secular" actually means. Oh how you'll laugh.

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      "Separated from religion", " things that have no religious or spiritual basis", etc. (Locally, the "Secular Society" is the name of a national atheist lobby group.)

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    28. Re:Maybe... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful
      No, the problem atheists suffer from is that they are a minority. If a minority insists on not conforming to the majority's views, it's considered obnoxious. If they would just adapt and change to the majority's world view, the problem would go away (for the majority). You normally don't dispute differing worldviews with people which have the same view than you anyway (and if you do, then it's mostly to confirm to each other, that you view them in the same way).

      The only point in time when you are stumbling on atheists being different than you is when an atheist actually tells you that he thinks differently than you. Some people are disturbed by this and then call the atheist obnoxious and noisy.

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    29. Re:Maybe... by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      No. Most christians are. Or most insert least favourite ideology here.

      Considering the fact that we are discussing Atheist Shoes, I'd say that is being pretty preachy. Your point about confirmation bias is valid though but I think that part of the problem that atheists in general tend to suffer from is that the noisy ones are making difficult for everyone else. This of course, is the same problem that most of the religions in the world tend to suffer from.

      The companion experiment would be to package some shoes in "Christian Shoes" boxes. It's pretty clear from the experiment that some Prayer Warrior saw the labels and responded by delaying or stealing the packages. "I wonder what kind of depraved shoes atheists wear???"

    30. Re:Maybe... by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 3, Informative

      Christian parents freak out when their kids don't want to go to church, because a key Christian belief is that there will be a day when we are all judged by God. According to Christian theology, everyone has sinned, and so only those who accepted Jesus as their king and savior will be granted eternal life in paradise. Those who do not, at best have oblivion and at worst eternal punishment, depending on which version of Christian theology you ask.

      So given those assumptions, perhaps you can see why parents would be deeply concerned as to whether or not their children are showing signs of following Jesus.

    31. Re:Maybe... by Grizzley9 · · Score: 3, Funny

      *I've lived in rural Oklahoma for nearly seven years and I have never met more maladjusted, sexually-closeted weirdos in my entire life...

      Maybe that's why they lived in *sparsely populated* rural Oklahoma? Every place has weirdos, just look at the high concentration on Slashdot.

    32. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not sure where you're getting your definitions/meanings of words, but here on planet Earth, atheism is the rejection of belief in the existence of deities and agnosticism is the view that the existence or non-existence of deities is unknown or unknowable.

      As an atheist, I don't have "faith" in the absence of god - I just look at the available evidence and realise that gods are equivalent to invisible pink unicorns. I don't have faith that invisible pink unicorns don't exist, I just haven't seen any evidence to support their existence (and thus I believe that only fools would think they exist).

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    33. Re:Maybe... by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      I object. Don't call atheism a type of religion.

      I know that there are atheists who object to atheism being called a religion. (I understand that reasoning and agree with their thinking.) I also assume the criminality figure the AC stated was pulled out of his ass, just like 87% of all statistics. But if you want to examine propensity for larceny rates by religion -- or any statistics regarding religion -- then you either have to have a chart with atheism (or "no religion") on the X axis with the other religions, or leave them out of the statistics altogether. Of course, if you left atheists out entirely, then the population of your country would be 0% atheist when categorized by religion. Not so bad when calculating crime rates, but not so good when arguing for representation in government.

      I'm not trying to offend you or anyone else, but statistics can be useful -- or useless -- on their own merits whether or not anyone is offended by them. It is called the "dismal science," after all.

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    34. Re: Maybe... by tolkienfan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Most atheists hide their beliefs.

      It's natural to do so in the US, since atheists are discriminated against.

      You have selection bias, since you assume those that don't claim to be atheists are not. Which clearly isn't necessarily true.

    35. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I've just had a look at the birth rates of various countries and it doesn't look good for christians! The two countries with the highest percentage of christians are Vatican City and the Pitcairn Islands (both with 100% christian) and as far as I can tell, they have zero births between them!

      Extrapolating those two data points, I predict that in about 80 years or so, there will be zero christians born.

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    36. Re:Maybe... by Samantha+Wright · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're overplaying the occult aspects, I think. The majority of the NSDAP platform was always about appealing to conservative Christian sentiment, a strategy that worked so well because of the cultural memory of the Holy Roman Empire. With the exception of Wewelsburg Castle, which was really more Himmler's fetish than Hitler's, most of the pagan cultural symbology employed by the Nazis was either already adopted by the Christians in the region, or could be interpreted as a means of further strengthening the German cultural identity. It's not that much different from the BNP invoking mediaeval English lore or Confederate separatists in the US invoking the KKK. Otherwise, it wouldn't have worked as well as it did.

      It's probably also worth mentioning that Nietzsche's philosophies were (a) so misunderstood by popular culture that by the time Hitler used them it was in direct contradiction of some of his objectives, (b) mostly about self-actualisation and fulfilment, despite using 'Master' and 'Slave' terminology, and (c) only prone to mentioning paganism as a literary crutch, the same way we might casually reference Cupid when talking about Valentine's day. Nietzsche explicitly damns polytheism in The Gay Science, pointing out how convenient it is to blame any impulse on a god.

      I get the feeling you watch a lot of the History Channel. Stop doing that.

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    37. Re:Maybe... by Hatta · · Score: 5, Informative

      And yet atheists are still the least liked segment of society. We're held in even less esteem than muslims.

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    38. Re:Maybe... by HaZardman27 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to the summary, each individual received two packages, one labeled as Atheist and one not. If weather conditions or other natural factors played into the shipment delays, wouldn't you expect the delay to affect both packages sent on the same day to the same address?

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    39. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      I agree. However, here in the UK, if someone tells me that they were in church on Sunday, I usually assume that they are non-christian and were attending someone's wedding or similar event.

      If the person then reveals that they are christian and regularly go, then I'm usually surprised and ask them about their beliefs as I'm curious as to why intelligent, critical thinking adults choose to believe in god(s).

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    40. Re:Maybe... by complete+loony · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you would believe in a god when given evidence, doesn't that make you agnostic?

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    41. Re:Maybe... by jythie · · Score: 2

      There already is a complete Christian (at least in the US) takeover and has been for centuries. Now, it is possible some of the historical consequences of being an atheist might ramp up again and more people will go into hiding or pretend to be religious for social reasons, but it is not like atheists have any significant political power now.

    42. Re:Maybe... by Hizonner · · Score: 5, Informative

      What, exactly, do you mean by "it wasn't a statistical sample"? "Statistical sample" is not a statistical term.

      It was a perfectly valid sample over delivery routes, it had a meaningful if not fabulous N, and it also had a control that most data can only dream of. The non-response rate was 4 out of the 89, which means that there really wasn't a chance of selective response removing the significance.

      And all the packages WERE NOT delivered. 9 out of 89 packages "atheist" packages never arrived, versus 1 out of 89 "non-atheist" packages. Do 10 percent of your packages get lost? Because I order a lot of stuff by mail, and I don't see lost packages enough to even notice it.

      p=.018 on the lost packages. Medical studies wish they could hit that kind of significance on a regular basis. p.001 and a huge effect size on the delays; that sort of thing is treated as more or less certainty in a lot of places, including biology and all of the social sciences.

      The only way you could invalidate that would be if you assumed that somebody was outright lying: either the people running the study, or a LOT of the recipients.

      I'm forced to conclude that you wouldn't know a "statistical sample" if it bit you on the behind.

    43. Re:Maybe... by Skreems · · Score: 4, Informative

      And in that case, with a large number of samples you would expect BOTH types of labeling to be equally subject to being split from their partner package and delayed. But that didn't happen, to a high degree of statistical significance.

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    44. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If I require evidence, then it's not really a belief is it? An agnostic would use the lack of evidence to say that they can't decide whether or not god(s) exist, whereas I think it's foolish to believe in invisible pink unicorns when there is zero evidence (also applies to god(s)).

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    45. Re:Maybe... by darkstar949 · · Score: 2

      How is it that two packages mailed on the same day and sent to the same address suffer different weather conditions?

      If you go behind the counter at a post office you will see that there are a number of bins that letters and packages are placed into. Similar bins appear throughout the entire process. The packages might travel together for awhile but each time they are sorted and placed into bins there is a chance they will be separated. As soon those packages are separated there is a chance that they will travel on different trucks, planes, or just not be sorted before close of business. Once that happens all bets are off that they will get to the same place at the same time.

    46. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2, Funny

      And in other words, up is down and black is white.

      Yes, you're absolutely correct - my deep abiding faith in the complete lack of god sees me through difficult times in my life. I often say a prayer to the void where god is not in the hope that the absence of god will look over me and my family.

      Faith means not wanting to know what is true. - Friedrich Nietzsche

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    47. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since when is faith based on evidence?

      Here's the beginning part of the Wikipedia article about faith:

      Faith is confidence or trust in a person or thing, or a deity or in the doctrines or teachings of a religion. It may also be belief that is not based on proof.

      In religion, faith often involves accepting claims about the character of a deity, nature, or the universe. While some have argued that faith is opposed to reason, proponents of faith argue that the proper domain of faith concerns questions which cannot be settled by evidence. For example, faith can be applied to predictions of the future, which (by definition) has not yet occurred.

      The word faith is often used as a substitute for hope, trust or belief.

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    48. Re:Maybe... by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Informative

      atheism is the rejection of belief in the existence of deities

      Okay, so on what grounds would you reject that belief? Unless you have proof of non-existence of deities, you're acting on faith.

      Religions: "I believe, without proof, that god(s) exist"

      Atheism: "I believe, without proof, that god(s) do not exist"

      Agnosticism: "God(s) have not yet been proven to exist, therefore I will act under the working assumption that they do not exist."

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    49. Re:Maybe... by c++0xFF · · Score: 2

      Just think of all the poor lost soles in these missing packages!

    50. Re:Maybe... by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Okay, so on what grounds would you reject that belief?

      There are many conflicting propositions and no good way to choose between them.

      Such propositions are largely irrelevant to my daily life. Outside of unproven notions regarding punishment after death, there's really no compelling reason to bother with any of them.

      Pascal's wager must be considered for all religions, not just one you happen to elevate above the others.

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    51. Re:Maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Atheism is not belief without proof. Atheism is the rejection of belief without proof.

    52. Re:Maybe... by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Informative

      Its an old saying, but appropriate in this context:

      If atheism is a religion, then "not collecting stamps" is a hobby.

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    53. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      Hmmm - not much of an argument as you could substitute the word "God" with any noun of your choosing. Thus, you should believe in everything that is undecidable, including pink invisible unicorns and Cthulhu.

      I think that's foolish.

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    54. Re:Maybe... by Riceballsan · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I certainly agree with this, I am a deconverted christian, but I don't tell my parents this detail because I know the turmoil that goes through to them for it. Now admitted the fact that this situation is possible, is to me the nail in the coffin that severed my belief in their system. 1. There is no sadness in heaven, 2. My parents love me very much. 3. Per their beliefs, they will go to heaven, I will be tormented for eternity.

      In the event that their belief system were true, either A. That wouldn't be my parents in heaven (whiping out the memories that shape a person, makes it no longer the same person per my definitions) or B. Christians really are heartless people putting on a guise... no rational caring being could calmly sit by while 2/3rds of the worlds population is tortured for all of eternity... if they can they are monsters.

    55. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but I can't be bothered to fully dissect your argument as it just boils down to semantic trickery. Not believing in something is not the same as believing in not-something.

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    56. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 4, Funny

      The pink invisible unicorns are masters at avoiding our primitive cameras and satellites. They know just when and how to hide. Sometimes they have to wrap themselves in invisible tinfoil just to avoid giving off a heat signature.

      However, everyone knows that rainbows are actually the poops from the pink invisible unicorns. That's more than enough evidence that they exist.

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    57. Re:Maybe... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm forced to conclude that you wouldn't know a "statistical sample" if it bit you on the behind.

      Umm... Got some numbers to back that up :-)

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    58. Re:Maybe... by jxander · · Score: 3

      Perhaps it has something to do with a vocal minority of atheists just being agnostics with anger management issues.

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    59. Re:Maybe... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 2

      Christian parents freak out when their kids don't want to go to church, because a key Christian belief is that there will be a day when we are all judged by God. According to Christian theology, everyone has sinned, and so only those who accepted Jesus as their king and savior will be granted eternal life in paradise. Those who do not, at best have oblivion and at worst eternal punishment, depending on which version of Christian theology you ask.

      So given those assumptions, perhaps you can see why parents would be deeply concerned as to whether or not their children are showing signs of following Jesus.

      And... Going to church means you're a good Christian and will pass judgement and "showing signs of following Jesus" makes it true? That's rather naive. While I know people that profess to be good Christians and appear to act accordingly, many others are not going to pass the judgement of which you speak, either because of lack of actual effort or willful actions on their part. Talking the talk is easy compared to walking the walk.

      On a more personal note, I think it's all crap (and the USPS will probably lose this post...) I try to be a good person for my own reasons, not because I'm afraid of God's judgment and his/her arbitrary rules.

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    60. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      That's news to me. The definition that makes most sense to me is:

      Noun

      1 Complete trust or confidence in someone or something.
      2 Strong belief in God or in the doctrines of a religion, based on spiritual apprehension rather than proof.

      Synonyms
      belief - trust - confidence - credence - credit

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    61. Re:Maybe... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's the beginning part of the Wikipedia article about faith:

      Faith is confidence or trust in a person or thing, or a deity or in the doctrines or teachings of a religion. It may also be belief that is not based on proof.

      People seem to have a lot of faith in Wikipedia...

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    62. Re:Maybe... by yurtinus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, I think a fundamental tenet of agnosticism is not giving a fuck. There are a whole lot of belief systems out there, and just about any of them can be interpreted in a way that doesn't conflict with our currently understood observable view of the universe. Could some higher intelligence have set the machinations of the universe in motion? Sure why not, the universe exists after all - so there's some modicum of evidence. Does it mean I'm going to worship them and give thanks for my breakfast cereal? No, not really. Does it impact my life if somebody else wants to thank a hypothetical supreme being for gifting them their cheerios? Not in the least. Hell, I'll even join them if they're dining with me - thank you O Great General Mills for this feast upon which we dine - etcetc. It does me no harm, and provided they know where I stand on the matter it helps me keep good relationships.

      You aren't going to turn somebody away from their beliefs by calling them foolish and marginalizing them. All you'll manage to do is keep them from working with you in areas where you could have had common ground.

      On the bright side, I do love the irony of athiests letting themselves get drawn into a holy war...

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    63. Re:Maybe... by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      Do you have faith in the non-existence of invisible pink unicorns? Is that your religion?

      Invisible pink unicorns make a bad example due to the fuzznutz theorem, so i'm going to substitute the flying spaghetti monster instead.

      Now, do you reject the belief of the flying spaghetti monster (or, equivalently, have faith in its non-existence)?

      I don't -- although I doubt it exists, I can't be certain because I haven't observed the entire universe to check.

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    64. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've got no problem with someone's personal beliefs. The big problem with religions is when they go past personal beliefs and start to impact other people e.g. delaying/losing parcels because they're labelled "atheist".

      As an atheist, I always try to be sensitive to other people's beliefs (except on Slashdot) and I don't go around criticising anyone's belief systems unless they're trying to convert me. I did once get into a discussion with a Hare Krishna about why he should convert to worshipping Cthulhu, but it was good natured and he was the one who asked me about my beliefs.

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    65. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      So, is a "true" scientific mind like a "true" scotsman?

      Generally, extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. As there's no evidence for/against invisible pink unicorns, it's prefectly reasonable to assume/believe that they don't exist - it's the null hypothesis.

      If that's not classed as scientific by you, then so be it, but your use of the word "fail" indicates that you're probably lower than average intelligence.

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    66. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      I don't see how logic is a matter of faith - it's mathematics and can be deduced from first principles. Also the scientific method can be shown to be very effective in a number of applications - it's not really a matter of faith.

      If I was to state that Science can solve everything, then that would be more akin to a religion, but I don't believe that and Godel's theory would imply that not everything can be known.

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    67. Re:Maybe... by Hatta · · Score: 2

      To be fair, moat loudly identified atheists are the worst (i say this as an atheist).

      What loud mouth atheists? Is it too much that we remind you from time to time that we exist? Everywhere I go, it's "god bless" this and "thank god" for that, and "pray for" so and so. Christians are far, far more loudmouth than any atheist could hope to be.

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    68. Re:Maybe... by hawkinspeter · · Score: 2

      Maybe they're invisible because they hide in other dimensions? The fact that you can't see them doesn't mean that they can't see themselves.

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    69. Re:Maybe... by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why do you interpret an expression of lack of belief as "being a dick"? Why is saying "there is a god" not being a dick, but saying "there is no god" being a dick? Why is it OK for christians to shove their religion down my throat, but not OK for me to even make you aware that I exist?

      e.g. Here's a case where atheists have merely informed the community that they exist. "We are here and we are good people too." That's all it took to rile up the christians.

      No, atheists aren't dicks. It's the thin skinned theists who can't stand the tiniest bit of dissent who are the dicks.

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    70. Re:Maybe... by AvitarX · · Score: 2

      I find that people that care about other others beliefs, specific belief neutral, tend to.be dicks. The billboard you linked to is an example of not being a dick, and sending a positive message out. That doesn't really counter the fact that vocal atheists, like vocal theists, tend to be dickish about it.

      if all the non dick Christians were presumed atheist, rather than non-dick atheists presumed Christian, the Christians would be hated I suspect.

      Zealots are dicks pretty much universally I've found.

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  2. Much ado about nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What the hell is an atheist product? Practically everything is an atheist product.

    1. Re:Much ado about nothing. by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 5, Funny

      Something with good enough QA that you do not need to pray it keeps working.

    2. Re:Much ado about nothing. by jandersen · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's a brand, mostly shoes. Here's a link:

      http://www.atheistberlin.com/

    3. Re:Much ado about nothing. by Aranykai · · Score: 2

      Its a brand of shoes for hipsters. You know, the ones wearing skinny jeans with the cuff rolled up and no socks? Tis a shame really, look like pretty well made shoes.

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    4. Re:Much ado about nothing. by bfandreas · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most products are agnostic, really.
      but these are shoes. they can go to either heaven or hell 'cause they've got soles.

      Kudos to Red Dwarf.

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    5. Re:Much ado about nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lister: Sometimes, I think it's cruel giving machines a personality. My mate Petersen once bought a pair of shoes with Artificial Intelligence. 'Smart Shoes' they were called. It was a neat idea. No matter how blind drunk you were, they could always get you home. But he got rattled one night in Oslo and woke up the next morning in Burma. You see, his shoes got bored going from his local to his flat. They wanted to see the world, you know. He had a hell of a job getting rid of them. No matter who he sold them to, they'd show up again the next day. He tried to shut them out, but they just kicked the door down.

      Rimmer: Is this true?

      Lister: Yeah. The last thing I heard, they sort of... robbed a car and drove it into a canal. They couldn't steer, you see.

      Rimmer: Really?

      Lister: Yeah. Petersen was really, really blown away about it. He went to see a priest. The priest told him... he said it was alright and all that, when shoes are happy that they'd get into heaven. You see, it turns out shoes have 'soles'.

      Rimmer: Ah, what a sad story. Wait a minute.

      [Thinks for a minute]

      Rimmer: How did they open the car door?

  3. Re:That's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah omnipotent beings can't do that on their own. Well, they could if hey existed.

  4. More testing required by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Need to post some boxes that say 'contains god' and see if it gets there quicker than the control.

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    1. Re:More testing required by White+Flame · · Score: 5, Interesting

      As well if the word "Islam" has a greater or lesser effect than "Atheist".

    2. Re:More testing required by Serpents · · Score: 2

      Probably not, in the US atheists are hated more than Muslims and distrusted as much as rapists.

    3. Re:More testing required by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ugh, the rapist and atheist being equally distrusted isn't an accurate interpretation there. They asked people if their parked car had a hit and run happen to it, which of the following would the runner most likely be: christian, Islamic, rapist, or atheist. There are are a lot more atheists than rapists probably a lot more atheists than Muslims in the US... people know this at a very basic level, it's going to affect how they answer a question like that.

  5. moral luxury by ewertz · · Score: 2

    Jesus didn't wear shoes -- why should you?

    1. Re:moral luxury by Adambomb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Cast off the shoe, Follow the gourd!

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  6. Re:correlation by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Their experiment is not correllation/causation.

    They have identified something which is painfully obvious. The samples in this experiment are large enough to prove that the atheist branding has affect on the delivery and that it only happens like this in the US.

    This detail difference is a strong indicator as to the motivations behind what is going on. In short, "unprofessional behavior." With all the troubles the USPS is having, these professionals should be more concerned about delivering value in the service they provide. Instead, the political affiliations (religion is politics, don't kid yourself) of participants entrusted with delivery are affecting how well they do their jobs.

    When they are at home or in their groups, let them say and think whatever they want. Let them march and protest and hold up signs expressing themselves. But when they are out there delivering things? Now they are interfering with commerce. Sorry, hommies, but government doesn't play dat.

  7. Re:correlation by Belial6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sorry, hommies, but government doesn't play dat.

    I'm thinking that results of the experiment disagree with you.

  8. "it's definitely a USPS problem."? by Kyd_A · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sounds more like a USA problem than a USPS problem, this being an outlier of religious beliefs among wealthy nations. Atheist Shoes needed to send packages via FedEx and UPS in the same way to actually test this, and apparently didn't.

  9. Re:About as scientific as Wakefield study by Nyder · · Score: 5, Informative

    A true study would have equal numbers marked and unmarked. Also, did they change their origination point? If not, that could also skew the data.

    If I had a dollar every time an atheist cried like a little bitch.....

    I guess not reading the article makes you ask stupid questions.

    Equal number of marked & unmarked packages. both sent out at the same time. both sent to the same address. They did this with 89 different people.

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  10. Atheist Shoes? by largoyle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does that mean ... they have no sole?

    1. Re:Atheist Shoes? by prefec2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      No they are made out of atheists. The crazy bible belt people got it all wrong.

  11. Re:That's awesome by hawkinspeter · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm sure there's a passage in the bible somewhere about delaying the goods in transit belonging to the non-believers. Probably in Levictus, alongside the bit about giving them bad haircuts if you're a barber.

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  12. Re:correlation by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Now repeat the experiment with labels saying things like

    'porn'
    'lots of money inside'
    'this package contains: newest iPhone'

    I'm really interested in the outcome.

    New theory: people love atheist products, so they get snatched more often by the postman.

  13. Tracking devices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It would be really interesting to do this experiment with tracking devices that logged their GPS locations periodically over 3G, and had multiple week-long battery life. The 'lost' packages could be tracked and it could be determined where they ended up. Mail fraud is a federal crime, but if it became a big national story with media shining light on the person(s) who were caught doing it, then it would likely result in some change, people going to prison, and the system improving to better serve the recipients of packages.

    1. Re:Tracking devices... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It certainly is a lovely fantasy to believe that the US media would ever shine light on discrimination against atheists, but one should generally try to stay a bit more in touch with reality.

  14. Re:Sorry if I sound dumb by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 2, Funny

    shoes cant believe in god silly, they have no soul

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  15. Re:correlation by LordLucless · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The samples in this experiment are large enough to prove that the atheist branding has affect on the delivery

    Large samples? 1 non-branded and 9 branded articles went missing. That's not a huge number of cases to examine. The "3 days longer" statistic seems to be massively skewed by a single non-representative parcel that took 37 days later than its counterpart. And even if their statistics were correct, all they have demonstrated is that branded parcels took longer than unbranded - they should have also sent parcels with "God is great" on them, or some such if they wanted to demonstrate the nature of the bradning was decisive.

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  16. Re:About as scientific as Wakefield study by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    RTFA

    each person receiving one package prominently branded as 'Atheist' merchandise, and one not

    So equal numbers marked and unmarked. Can't get more equal than 1:1 ratio. (actually this was in the summary, so RTFS).

    They all left Berlin

    The "origination point" was outside the US. Packages that did not go through the US were not delayed or lost. Wherever in the US the problem is, the problem is at the USPS. Whether some locations in the US may or may not treat marked "atheist" mail better or worse does not make the general issue any better.

    If I had a piece of earwax every time some religious person tried to make up excuses for his fellow religious men, I'd have more dollars worth or earwax than you would have.

    FWIW, one of the 89 unmarked packages was lost too, so USPS is doing a bad job either way.

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  17. Re:correlation by fearofcarpet · · Score: 4, Informative

    This detail difference is a strong indicator as to the motivations behind what is going on. In short, "unprofessional behavior." With all the troubles the USPS is having, these professionals should be more concerned about delivering value in the service they provide. Instead, the political affiliations (religion is politics, don't kid yourself) of participants entrusted with delivery are affecting how well they do their jobs.

    Unless the "lost" packages are the result of "concerned citizens" swiping them off of porches/out of mailboxes and tossing them in the trash (or into the book-burning-mobile). I grew up in a "religiously oriented" part of the US and had so many Darwin fish vandalized or removed from my pickup that I eventually switched to sticker on the inside of the rear window. After that I just got nasty notes and middle fingers from other drivers.

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  18. Europe and Germany? by phizi0n · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Is Germany suddenly no longer part of Europe?

  19. Re:Sorry if I sound dumb by Redmancometh · · Score: 2

    A bunch of "rebels" who wanted to be "controversial." Who then started a company.

  20. Re:correlation by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another theory: a shoe company has a brilliant marketing idea to get free publicity based on the fact that a lot of people don't understand the difference between what they have done (or claim to have done) and a serious scientific study.

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  21. Re:Sorry if I sound dumb by WWJohnBrowningDo · · Score: 3, Funny

    If your shoes have no sole you need to return them ASAP for a refund.

  22. Re:correlation by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I once did an internship for a company that shipped second hand business (=expensive) computer hardware on pallets.
    Depending on which delivery service they used (I won't name the company), the products were either wrapped in clear foil or more expensive black foil.
    Apparently, if they didn't wrap it in black foil, the chances of the pallet being lost increased significantly.

    More on topic; as somebody pointed out on that shoe-company site; postal services are supposed to look for suspiciously marked packages. A package heavily marked "Atheist" might be considered a be a bit suspicious, especially in the US where the issue of religion seems to be a bit more polarized anyway. Screaming a (non-)religious opinion where non it expected does generally make one stand out from the crowd.

    They should have included packages marked "Muslim", "Christian", "Neo-nazi" and "Non-religious", but I doubt the shoe-company would have ended up with the same amount of free advertising.

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  23. Re:I don't believe it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you read the article, they did lose 11 packages, which is why they conducted the study in the first place.

  24. Re:correlation by N1AK · · Score: 2

    More on topic; as somebody pointed out on that shoe-company site; postal services are supposed to look for suspiciously marked packages. A package heavily marked "Atheist" might be considered a be a bit suspicious,

    And what, throw anything more 'suspicious' looking away 10 times as often as they normal? Sounds like a pretty stupid idea even if that was what they were trying to do.

  25. Re:correlation by Zumbs · · Score: 2

    According to TFA, the only difference was the packing tape. It was either white with no info or with Atheist - Atheist - Atheist written all over.

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  26. Re:correlation by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I noticed the same comment and it struck me as incredibly stupid.

    USA post offices look for abnormal packages. Most drugs are sent in unusual packages so they are opened searched and resealed. If the tape said "GOD'S LAST STAND!" or "HAIL MARY!" you would have seen the same problem. One of those would have made for a better control.

    I have my doubts about the drug thing. Why would people send their drugs in packages that look suspicious? Of course, if the post office only searches suspicious packages, all the drugs they'll find will be in suspicious packages, so mabye they feel like they are on the right track...

    Now just because it is stupid, does not mean it can't be a real post office guideline.

  27. Re:correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Better pizza.

  28. Re:I don't believe it. by radio4fan · · Score: 5, Informative

    because that would mean a minimum of 11/189 packages were lost

    That is what the article says.

    ...and the USPS has never had anywhere near a 5% loss rate in my experience

    /facepalm

    Maybe because your experience doesn't include shipping packages with prominent 'Atheist' branding?

    I did however find a LOT of anecdotal data from Amazon and eBay seller forums that indicates it seems to be less than 1%.

    Yeesssss... And less than 1% of non-Atheist branded packages were lost.

    Atheists in America love to act like they're repressed, even in cases when they're not. I never understood this.

    Yes, you certainly seem to be hard of understanding.

  29. Re:That's awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just like Hitler, they went for the Poles first.

  30. Re:correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Large samples? 1 non-branded and 9 branded articles went missing. That's not a huge number of cases to examine. The "3 days longer" statistic seems to be massively skewed by a single non-representative parcel that took 37 days later than its counterpart

    I would suggest that you take a relevant course in statistics. It is pretty obvious that you are rambling and reasoning without any understanding of the topic.

    And even if their statistics were correct

    The linked report clearly states the statistical methods they used and the results. If you want to criticize, just point out the incorrect statistical test and why it is not suitable in this situation, or why their conclusions are wrong. If you can't do that, you have no basis saying that their statistics are incorrect.

    all they have demonstrated is that branded parcels took longer than unbranded

    No. They have demonstrated that Atheist branded parcels took longer than unbranded parcels.

  31. Cover up or black out any old labels and markings by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone who's ever actually sent a package through USPS should know that they explicitly recommend you destroy or cover any non-USPS related markings or labels, explaining that it may lead to delays or failure to deliver.

    =Smidge=

  32. Re:"10 times more likely to be lost" by radio4fan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From a sample of 89 packages.

    Actually, 178 packages.

    Either USPS loses the majority of the packages it handles...

    How do you get that, from 11 missing out of 178? Even if had been 11 out of 89, it wouldn't be 'the majority'.

    10 out of 89 'Atheist' branded packages were 'lost'. 1 out of 89 non-branded packages were lost.

    But hey, nice rational atheists would never resort to half baked sensationalist nonsense to promote their world view, would they.

    Heh.

    Their evidence suggesting the USPS discriminates against atheism is a hell of a lot stronger than any religion has for the existence of their Gods.

  33. Maybe they misread the label by braek · · Score: 2

    And they thought it said "A Theist".
    They didn't want those pesky Theists getting any shoes and walking around the neighborhood knocking on doors.

  34. Re:About as scientific as Wakefield study by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

    Surely the research has many flaws, but they sent out 89 unmarked packages and 89 marked packages. 1 unmarked package was lost, 9 unmarked packages. Already this is much more than just a statistical anomally. The probability of this being a random occurance is incredibly slim.
    If you consider losing even 2 packages out of 89 to be normal,the chance of losing 9 packages out of 89 is less than 0.001%.

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  35. It isn't. Neither is the USA. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "I'll explain right after you explain to me why Afghanistan under Taliban regime should be considered average with regards religious polarization."

    It isn't. Neither is the USA.

    Hence the request.

  36. Re:correlation by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    USPS != UPS

    They are completely different organizations. USPS is the United States Postal Service, i.e. the government corporation that pretends to deliver crap. UPS = United Parcel Service, i.e. those brown-shirted dudes who intentionally smash your package with hammers to make it fit in the truck.

  37. Re:That's awesome by rossdee · · Score: 2

    "Just like Hitler, they went for the Poles first"

    I thought the Nowegians were the first to the Poles (Nort and south anyway)

  38. Re:Sorry if I sound dumb by denzacar · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a sandal!

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  39. Re:About as scientific as Wakefield study by abigsmurf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That assumes that each individual package was independent and random.

    A single unlucky or freak event could affect multiple samples (for example if a sack holding 6 atheist packages gets lost or damaged).

    To use a classic example. I could carry out a survey for people's favourite dog and have 99 out of 100 say poodle. If you assumed it to be truly random, the chances of that not indicating that American is a nation of poodle lovers is astronomical. However what if I then revealed that all these people had been asked in the same morning at the national poodle lovers convention? Would my survey still be nailed on? Even if I went to great lengths to randomly pick random attendees?

  40. Re:That's awesome by shentino · · Score: 2

    Your presumption that just because God *won't* do something means he *can't* do it is flawed.

    There's plenty of crap a sentient being can refrain from doing that it's perfectly capable of.

  41. Maybe it was the labelling by bytesex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Did they cross check with similar sized, similar colored, random dictionary words-labeled packages?

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    1. Re:Maybe it was the labelling by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you missed the point of the story - USPS cross-checked the packages and finding no cross, discarded them.

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  42. Re:correlation by pla · · Score: 5, Informative

    Now repeat the experiment with labels saying things like

    Well, the same experiment with "fragile" boxes containing an accelerometer showed that they get beaten up far, far worse than an unmarked box.

    Of course, for that one, we didn't really need more proof - I get somewhere around 100 assorted deliveries per year, all in great shape; even when they arrive in torrential rain and sit outside all day, I find them neatly bagged, perfectly safe and dry... Unless the sender stupidly marked them "fragile". Then I get a box at least badly frayed on all sides, often damp (even when delivered in dry weather, seriously, WTF), frequently with the corners blown out or other large inexplicable holes in the sides. I honestly don't think I've ever received a "fragile" package that didn't look like a second-hand box-fort from Afghanistan.

    Sad, really... I mean, most of us don't exactly love our jobs. We may enjoy some parts of it, but on the whole, we'd still rather sleep in. But we get up every day to earn an honest day's pay. If you need to slack off a bit, hey, just don't get caught; but when you start taking out your lack of a fulfilling life on the very products they pay you to handle - GTFO.

  43. Re:correlation by Sabriel · · Score: 4, Funny

    In a universe sadly not our own, someone resembling Morgan Freeman appears behind those people and asks them to guess which commandment they're breaking.

  44. Re:correlation by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Funny

    USPS is the United States Postal Service, i.e. the government corporation that pretends to deliver crap.

    So then, don't taunt them by putting tape with the word Atheist on it...

    UPS = United Parcel Service, i.e. those brown-shirted dudes who intentionally smash your package with hammers to make it fit in the truck.

    So then, don't taunt them by putting tape with the word Fragile on it...

  45. Re:correlation by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 2

    Still wouldn't explain delays. Unless the "concerned citizens" are then later tortured by their conscience, and return the item...

  46. Re:Another possibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Apparently applying good scientific standards to an experiment is flamebait.
    I'm sure there's something to be said about blindly accepting the results of flawed experiments so long as they match your beliefs here...

    While we seldom read the article it's still acceptable to read the summary.
    " They sent 178 packages to 89 people in different parts of the U.S., each person receiving one package prominently branded as 'Atheist' merchandise, and one not."
    Every person was sent two packages, one marked "Atheist" and one unmarked. Since the packages were sent to different parts of the U.S. we know that the delayed "Atheist" packages weren't on the same truck. That invalidates his entire post from the summary alone.
    If we now read the article we also know that the packages were all sent at the same time and to 49 different states. From this we know that a normal sorting of the two packages going to the same person should have made the two packages follow the same path the entire way, going on the same truck and be delivered at the same time.
    With a bad sorting and just random delivery the average delay should have been the same between the two packages.
    The fact that 9 packages marked with "Atheist" never were delivered and that only one unmarked went missing could be explained with regular disgruntled employees stealing packets marked with a known brand. (Even if the shoe size is most likely wrong.)
    The average extra delay of three days can not be explained that way. We can remove the out-lier in Michigan that was delayed with 37 days and get the average down to 2.5 days but it is still pretty clear that "Atheist"-market packages are specifically removed from regular deliveries to make the recipient suffer.
    The thing where the delay was different between different destination also indicates that this isn't a single person early in the chain of delivery that did this but rather that it is a distributed occurrence.

    There are a lot of conclusions we can't make from this test but as long as those conclusions aren't made I wouldn't call it a flawed experiment.

    You should also note that the reason the shoe brand decided to do this experiment was because they noticed a trend among customer complaints in the U.S. and that some customers requested that the package were to be sent unmarked.

  47. Re:correlation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, IAAS (I am a statistician) and the statistical tests that they used are the appropriate ones for this study. Assuming they're not faking the data, they have done the analysis correctly.

  48. Re:correlation by martyros · · Score: 2

    The "3 days longer" statistic seems to be massively skewed by a single non-representative parcel that took 37 days later than its counterpart.

    Ah, thank you -- I hadn't noticed that connection. I did think I would really like to see the data for myself, to find just such an anomaly.

    If the "average of 3 days longer" statistic is really caused by that single outlier (i.e., if taking that out makes them about even), then it basically counts as a lie: while what they are saying is technically accurate, they know it will be interpreted as "the typical delivery took 3 days longer", which is not the same thing.

    Hard to see how the 9:1 ratio of lost packages could be such an anomaly though...

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  49. Re:What would Jesus do? by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    The phrase is "righteous dude".

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  50. Bullshit Prevarication by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    Anyone who's ever actually sent a package through USPS should know that they explicitly recommend you destroy or cover any non-USPS related markings or labels, explaining that it may lead to delays or failure to deliver.

    Unfortunately for you, you have failed to understand their admonishment and are therefore repeating it when it is inapplicable. That applies to warning labels (e.g. ORM-D numbers) as well as bar codes and addresses, and has nothing to do with decorative tape.

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    1. Re:Bullshit Prevarication by Smidge204 · · Score: 2

      "Unauthorized markings not designating price, class, address, handling, content, or extra service are not permitted."

      Seems pretty clear to me. Yes, they ALSO require that any old labels or markings on reused boxes be obliterated or removed, but explicitly so that any legible markings accurately reflect the contents and service required. Basically ANY marking on the box which is not approved is subject to fuckwittery by postal workers. Since these guys want to use custom decorative boxes for their wares, maybe they should talk to someone at the USPS about it or just put the decorative box inside a plain box for shipment.
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  51. Re:correlation by Freddybear · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The pastor of the local Presbyterian church in America isn't likely to raise up a mob to come beat you to death if you're accused of burning a Bible.

  52. Why didn't the un-marked pachage also have trouble by anyaristow · · Score: 2

    So, if the labeled and unlabeled packages traveled in pairs, why didn't the unlabeled package, coming from the same place and addressed to the same recipient, also get lost or delayed? If there was malice involved, wouldn't it affect both packages?

  53. Re:correlation by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

    I grew up in a "religiously oriented" part of the US and had so many Darwin fish vandalized or removed from my pickup that I eventually switched to sticker on the inside of the rear window.

    I had a darwin fish stolen from my car in Santa Cruz. Fucking religious wingnuts are everywhere. You're best off without any stickers on your car, though. They're the most reliable indicator of road rage.

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  54. Re:I don't believe it. by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would believe it if it were done by an impartial third party with a good reputation for professional survey taking, such as J.D. Power & Associates.

    Oh this one was done by Atheist Shoes themselves? Nevermind.

    Logical fallacy, appeal to authority. If you have a particular problem with the statistical methods involved, which are described in the article, you should raise that issue. But your comment as it stands is utterly without merit.

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  55. Re:"10 times more likely to be lost" by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So when they repeat the experiment, and they lose 11 of the marked packages and 0 of the unmarked does is suddenly become "USPS loses infinitely more of our packages" or conversely 10 of one and 2 of the other "5 times more likely"

    I don't even know the name of your logical fallacy, but creating a situation which didn't happen in your mind and then commenting on it is definitely one of them.

    There's also the issue of controlling for sample bias, I'm guessing that the recipients were either existing punters or friends (hence participating in the experiment) and could thus conveniently "lose" their marked packages

    And I'm sure you're a rapist and mass murderer.

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  56. Re:correlation by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Hard to see how the 9:1 ratio of lost packages could be such an anomaly though...

    It's not the ratio - it's the fact that it's based on only 10 events. Just think - if one more non-branded package had gone through, the ratio would have halved. When would that next parcel have been lost? Would it have been on the 90th send, or the 180th? We don't know. If you were trying for statistical rigour, you'd want to repeat the experiment until you were satisfied that a few extra events on either side wouldn't have a significant event. Consider, if they'd had 90 branded lost, and 10 non-branded lost, the ratio would have made exactly the same as presented, but an extra event on either side would have had a far lower impact on the actual ratio.

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  57. Re:correlation by thegarbz · · Score: 2

    You're new theory fails the Occam's Razor.

    What's more likely, a group of religious nuts are interfering with mail clearly against their religion in a country that is well known for it's amazingly high number of religious nuts?

    Or that a bunch of people all have an incredibly keen interest in stealing the lovely and ever so popular [insert product no one has ever heard of here].

    If they were actually sending iPhones then your theory would pass Occam's Razor, and above all would actually be very likely.

  58. Re:correlation by realityimpaired · · Score: 2

    Of course, for that one, we didn't really need more proof - I get somewhere around 100 assorted deliveries per year, all in great shape; even when they arrive in torrential rain and sit outside all day, I find them neatly bagged, perfectly safe and dry... Unless the sender stupidly marked them "fragile". Then I get a box at least badly frayed on all sides, often damp (even when delivered in dry weather, seriously, WTF), frequently with the corners blown out or other large inexplicable holes in the sides. I honestly don't think I've ever received a "fragile" package that didn't look like a second-hand box-fort from Afghanistan.

    You need to switch to a different delivery company, then. I've had that problem with DHL (seriously... they left a $600 computer monitor sitting on my front stoop because I wasn't home... thankfully my next-door neighbour saw it and rescued it so the hooligans on the other side didn't "liberate" it).

    But with Purolator especially, I've never had a problem. I've also never had an issue with UPS, but I'm not in the states, so they may be different there.

  59. Re:correlation by fearofcarpet · · Score: 5, Informative

    I grew up in a "religiously oriented" part of the US and had so many Darwin fish vandalized or removed from my pickup that I eventually switched to sticker on the inside of the rear window. After that I just got nasty notes and middle fingers from other drivers.

    So this surprises you, somehow? You freely acknowledge that you grew up in an area with a lot of fundamentalists, and are surprised that people might be offended by you loudly advertising your belief in something that disagrees with their beliefs?

    You're as bad as the Christians, if you don't understand why they may be offended by that.

    No, you inferred surprise. At the time I was a teenager and felt the need to distinguish my truck from all the Jesus fish, bumper stickers telling me I was going to hell, crucifixes hanging from rearview mirrors, etc. Now I don't own a car and live in a town that is ~80% atheist/non-religious.

    And no, I'm not as bad as the Christians because I never vandalized their cars, accosted them on the street, kicked them out of the Boy Scouts, got the middle school science teacher fired, or protected the pedophile gym teacher because of their religious views. Personally I think that it is childish to flip off a stranger because something on their car offends you.

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  60. Fire people by Murdoch5 · · Score: 2

    Fire anyone who hold the shipment up, complains about the packaging or manages to lose the package. If your going to work for the postal service you need to show no basis towards any packaging.

  61. Re:Really? Christains wanting switch other Christi by alexgieg · · Score: 2

    She slaps this wad of shit with pictures of this bearded white guy (Jesus was brown!)

    That isn't as bad as it sound. Historically imagery of Jesus and other biblical folk has always been adjust to the target culture. Europeans and derived use to see the blonde Jesus because that's the picture typically used in medieval Europe among white people, but if you seek around you find lots of additional Jesuses, from the brown to the asian. Chinese Jesus in particular is awesome. You have no idea that's a Christian drawing unless someone tells you, otherwise your tendency is to assume it's a random Chinese historical/mythical event or another, what with everyone looking Chinese and wearing Chinese peasant clothes and having Chinese mountains as background etc.

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  62. Re:correlation by Nimey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You sound like you're excusing the fundies' behavior and blaming the victim. If that's not your intent, reconsider how you communicate.

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  63. Re:correlation by Rockoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If the "average of 3 days longer" statistic is really caused by that single outlier

    What the fuck.

    37 days over 89 packages is only 0.4157 days / package.

    You seem to be pretending to use your brains by talking like maybe you might be, but for fuck sakes..

    ..at least estimate the division in your head.. "37 D divided by 89 P ... thats not anywhere near 3.0 D / P and therefore couldn't possibly explain the on average 3.0 D / P extra travel time claimed, so anyone who suggested it is fucking stupid."

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  64. 1st Corinthians 5, Verse 1-2 by MillerHighLife21 · · Score: 2

    "1. can hardly believe the report about the sexual immorality going on among you—something that even pagans don’t do. I am told that a man in your church is living in sin with his stepmother.a 2. You are so proud of yourselves, but you should be mourning in sorrow and shame. And you should remove this man from your fellowship."

    This is reiterated throughout the New Testament in Timothy and others but is never preached on that I've ever heard. I grew up in church, turned away from it for 6 years as an agnostic, and then came back after I finally sat down and started reading the Bible. When you actually read it, you'll be shocked at how heavily it's manipulated and abused on a daily basis for one purpose or another. If churches actually followed this rule of kicking out people who pretend to live one way and disgrace the entire congregation because of it you'd see dramatically less "duality" because the people who were there for show would no longer be there.

    Churches should and do welcome people who are struggling with issues and seeking help. Everything from addictions to financial troubles. These people are not a problem. It's the people who try to visibly play the part with no intention of actually following through that continue to give the church a bad name.

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  65. Re:correlation by Idarubicin · · Score: 2

    Large samples? 1 non-branded and 9 branded articles went missing. That's not a huge number of cases to examine.

    Actually, it's plenty. The number of lost parcels should be, roughly speaking, a Poisson distributed statistic. If we assume a fixed rate of parcel loss, the number of parcels lost from any given batch of shipments should come in at that rate, plus or minus some noise. For this type of statistical distribution, the standard deviation from batch to batch is approximately the square root of the expectation value.

    For 178 parcels (89 under each condition) the observed losses were 1 parcel (1.1%) for non-atheist packages, and 9 parcels (10%) for atheist packages. If we suppose that the actual loss rate is between those two extremes, we get a loss rate of about 5.5%, and an expected loss of 5 parcels per batch of 89 parcels.

    The standard deviation for that batch size is the square root of 5, or about 2.2; the two observations that we have are both about two standard deviations away from the expectation value. The likelihood of pulling a random value this far from the expectation value by chance is about 5%; the likelihood of it happening twice is 5% squared: about 0.03%.

    Feel free to twiddle with different expectation values and expected loss rates; you'll find the odds are strongly against these values coming up by chance.

    The "3 days longer" statistic seems to be massively skewed by a single non-representative parcel that took 37 days later than its counterpart.

    Roughly 80 parcels and roughly 40 days' delay means that the mean was increased by about half a day. Discarding that one outlying datum, the atheist packages still would have averaged 2.5 days longer for delivery. Among the ones that were delivered at all....

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  66. Re:Another possibility by jfengel · · Score: 2

    I'm perplexed as to how that was supposed to work, though. Is there a pile marked "packages we want to delay"? If the atheist-hating zealot encounters the package, where does it go?

    I could see the zealot throwing it away in his rage, but then it would never get there at all.

    Perhaps there's just a giant pile, and the zealot is deliberately putting it off to the end? I suppose that's possible, but it seems like a very inefficient way to run the post office.

    I'm not disputing their data; it seems solid enough. But it seems to be telling us as much about postal operations as it does about anti-atheist zeal.