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Geeks On a Plane Proposed To Solve Global Tech Skills Crisis

judgecorp writes "British Airways' Ungrounded project proposes to shut 100 Silicon Valley 'gamechangers' in a trans-Atlantic plane and ask them to solve the world's tech skills crisis during a 12-hour flight to London. On arrival, the passengers will head into a conference where they will present their ideas to, among others, the UN. From the article: 'Ungrounded, as the project is called, will bring 100 “innovators” (Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists) on a private BA flight from San Francisco to London. During the flight, they will take part in a “global hack” run by Ideo, a design firm which has made mice for Microsoft and Apple.'"

303 comments

  1. Don't forget the free and open source people too by kthreadd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Put at least Stallman, ESR and Torvalds on that plane.

  2. My own personal hell. by phase_9 · · Score: 1

    All fun and games until the guy in front decides to fully recline and you no longer have space to open your laptop. Aside from the usual 'hackathon' merits and drawbacks (personally, I'm not a fan of working flat out over my weekends); why on earth would you want to do this on a plane, in a noisy, cramped environment where you get to breathe in the same recycled air for 9 hours of pure mystery... I mean "fun".

    1. Re:My own personal hell. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      where you get to breathe in the same recycled air for 9 hours

      not really

      http://www.askthepilot.com/questionanswers/cabin-air-quality/

      just sayin

    2. Re:My own personal hell. by isorox · · Score: 1

      All fun and games until the guy in front decides to fully recline and you no longer have space to open your laptop. Aside from the usual 'hackathon' merits and drawbacks (personally, I'm not a fan of working flat out over my weekends); why on earth would you want to do this on a plane, in a noisy, cramped environment where you get to breathe in the same recycled air for 9 hours of pure mystery... I mean "fun".

      I suggest you fly in an appropriate class. On BA WTP removes that problem, obviously CW and F dont get it either.

    3. Re:My own personal hell. by Lincolnshire+Poacher · · Score: 1

      http://www.askthepilot.com/questionanswers/cabin-air-quality/

      That site is PR for airlines. In that one article alone there is one half-truth and one lie.

      The half-truth is that the pilots / crew are powerless over the work of the aircon system It states: "pilots cannot tinker with a plane’s air-conditioning systems to modify the ratio of fresh to recirculated air". They can and do. For example, on the 737 Classic and NG there are two recirc fans. Disengage the left system and the forward cabin will receive 100% fresh air and this leaks to the aft cabin ( fed from the right-hand pack ).

      The lie is that the pilots breathe the same air as the passengers. They do not, there is often a separate aircon feed to the cockpit which runs with a higher fresh air ratio ( in some cases 100% ).

    4. Re:My own personal hell. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why on earth would you want to do this on a plane, in a noisy, cramped environment where you get to breathe in the same recycled air for 9 hours of pure mystery... I mean "fun".

      Isn't that what "IT professionals" do every day already?

      Joking aside, the article title and summary makes me want to puke. "Tech Skills Crisis" ?! Cry me a fucking river. There's no tech crisis, only a bunch of wimpy geeks who have no idea what the real world looks like and think it's a big deal that their GPS still can't tell whether they're sitting on the toilet or taking a shower. And I say that because I used to be one of those wimpy geeks.

      Get the fuck outside, go dig some ditches, fix 50 year-old plumbing, try to contain a forest fire, then you realize whatever you've been crying about your working conditions and salary and globalization and lack of "innovations" (LMFAO) is worse than meaningless.

    5. Re:My own personal hell. by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      That site is PR for airlines

      It's absolutely not. If you read a few of Patrick's posts, it becomes very apparent very quickly that he says a lot of things the airlines don't want to hear. For example:

      http://www.askthepilot.com/american-airlines-new-livery/

      ...Of course he also says a lot of things the flying public doesn't want to hear either. For example:

      http://www.askthepilot.com/cheaper-and-safer/

    6. Re:My own personal hell. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      the point of my post was to show that airliner cabins aren't full of recirculated air... nothing more, nothing less

  3. suckers by eviljav · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They'll be great at brainstorming innovative ways of suckering gullible investors out of money, not sure what else "Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists" can do though.

    1. Re:suckers by fustakrakich · · Score: 2

      It will be a 'mile high' orgy.. with coke and blackjack

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      “He’s not deformed, he’s just drunk!”
    2. Re:suckers by hughbar · · Score: 2

      Agree, this is dot.froth to coin a new phrase and tld isn't it? Important problems aren't solved by 12 hour hacks even using 'world class experts'. If things [world hunger, war, disease, space travel] were that easy, we'd all have our togas, flying cars and vacations on the moon now. Get over it.

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    3. Re:suckers by codeButcher · · Score: 1

      They'll be great at brainstorming innovative ways of suckering gullible investors out of money, not sure what else "Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists" can do though.

      It's a sly pun on the "Snakes on a Plane" theme.

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      Free, as in your money being freed from the confines of your account.
    4. Re:suckers by nitehawk214 · · Score: 1

      It will be a 'mile high' orgy.. with coke and blackjack

      It will be mostly dudes.

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      I'm a good cook. I'm a fantastic eater. - Steven Brust
    5. Re:suckers by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      It will be a 'mile high' orgy.. with coke and blackjack

      It will be mostly dudes.

      Hey, he never said it would be a good orgy.

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    6. Re:suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be a 'mile high' orgy.. with coke and blackjack

      Where are the female hookers? Or are the flying circus participants homosexual males?

  4. Isn't that a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Might be too many people that want to bring that plane down ....

    Sung to the tune of bye bye miss american pie ... "I can remember the day the internet died"

    1. Re:Isn't that a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps that's the plan. Innovation could like evolution in that it experiences rapid growth when there is a gap for it to fill - such when 100 existing innovators go screaming to their plunging fiery doom creating a void. So kill innovators to encourage innovation.

    2. Re:Isn't that a bad idea by jythie · · Score: 1

      In a way, that might not be a bad idea. Getting all the 'game changers' together will not solve any kind of 'skills crisis', there are more people capable of filling those roles then room for them at the top already, people who did not have the luck/timing or other factors that resulted in someone else getting propelled to a high profile position.

      And of course there is the glaring flaw in their plan.... the skill crisis generally refers to midrange developers, people with significant skill but still close to the actual work being done. We have plenty of entry level people, and plenty of people competing for those top possitions, but have trouble filling the middle.

    3. Re:Isn't that a bad idea by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Fill the unoccupied seats with patent lawyers and you've got my vote.

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      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    4. Re:Isn't that a bad idea by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Hint on how to fill the middle- require your mid-level people to teach a training class one day a week to the new people.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    5. Re:Isn't that a bad idea by jythie · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. Teaching is also a skill, and having people who suck at it teaching the people under them can be worse then useless.

    6. Re:Isn't that a bad idea by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      You could even sell the rights to streaming media of the event. I am sure millions will subscribe.

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      The new right fascists are bilingual. They speak English and Bullshit.
  5. no tech skills crisis by dredwerker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can solve this on ten seconds. Stop asking for every stupid little skill on the job ad and people would match. A good programmer is a good programmer.

    End of rant :)

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    On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, 1996
    1. Re:no tech skills crisis by preaction · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To expound on this:

      Stop asking for 100% demonstrable skills up-front. You may need to spend some time on-the-job training.

      Stop paying executives so much so you can afford better workers.

      Old people are not outdated. Experience is actually worth something. Use some of that money you're saving by not having golden parachutes for C-levels.

      This entire crisis is manufactured.

    2. Re:no tech skills crisis by dredwerker · · Score: 2

      To expound on this:

      Stop asking for 100% demonstrable skills up-front. You may need to spend some time on-the-job training.

      Stop paying executives so much so you can afford better workers.

      Old people are not outdated. Experience is actually worth something. Use some of that money you're saving by not having golden parachutes for C-levels.

      This entire crisis is manufactured.

      Thanks for the expound :)

      --
      On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, 1996
    3. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. There are plenty of people with plenty of skills out there. If they accept the simple logic that unless they are willing to hire some people with less than X years experience in ABC, there will eventually be no people with X or more years experience left, they can make sure there will be plenty of skilled people for the future as well.

      The final bit is that they'll have to understand the old adage that if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

      If there was REALLY a serious shortage, they would either raise pay or offer better conditions (like 40 hour max weeks in the contract w/ more vacation time).

    4. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They list so many skills that no one can fill the job so they can avoid hiring locally and outsource the staff and save money to pad the bottom line and increase their own bonuses. There isn't a tech skills crisis.

    5. Re:no tech skills crisis by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Don't forget education. The solution to any skill shortage is usually education. You are of course right though the hiring practices and working conditions play a big part in this particular one. Well that didn't take 12 hours.

    6. Re:no tech skills crisis by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      offer better conditions

      Yes! We don't mean silly little perks like free snacks, we mean fair management. Something superficial like free snacks sours real fast when crony packed bad management chooses and guides projects poorly, falls for the bullshit artists' cons, hires incompetents instead of good job candidates over stupidly discriminatory reasons such as age, demands death marches in a desperate attempt to get back on the insane schedule they created and should have discussed more before committing to it, then successfully blames the mess on the super smart techies they wouldn't heed because, well, those guys are smart and should have known better.

      If there was REALLY a serious shortage, they would...

      Stop screwing over US college students with bad student loan deals? And actually offer free college education. Scholarships are something, but I think that college should be paid for in the same way high school is. Stop looking at college as some sort of privilege that students ought to pay for, when the truth is that we need all those educated people to run our democracies. Instead, we've seen the forces of anti-intellectualism and greed enjoy too much success at dismantling public spending on college, out of some moral notion that people should pay their way on this matter, and for the sake of balancing budgets that are not in crisis. We don't ask high school students to pay their way, why is college so different? We are amply repaid whenever we invest in education. Asking those who have nothing to pay their way, who can't be reasonably expected to have yet held a job that pays enough to afford college, is just plain greedy, and very unfair to those who come from poor families. I hear tuition has taken quite a jump in recent years.

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      Intellectual Property is a monopolistic, selfish, and defective concept. It is "tyranny over the mind of man"
    7. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Save the money on the flight, I have the solution. BAN MBAs & so-called "efficiency experts" from High Tech Companies

      History will show MBAs will be the downfall of Western Civilization. 500 Years from now, MBAs will be known as a bad idea / colossal mistake.

      In essence their problem is sacrificing long term health of a company for short term profits so they can get their over-sized bonuses.

      Every high tech company I have worked for, these types have crippled / damaged the effectiveness of these companies.

    8. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can solve this on ten seconds. Stop asking for every stupid little skill on the job ad and people would match. A good programmer is a good programmer.

      End of rant :)

      Depends on how you define good. We have an absolutely brilliant programmer in our team, but he isn't contributing to the business the way he could and should, and far less brilliant programmers are. Partly because he thinks he knows best and waste his brilliance tinkering with things that are no longer important for the business, not taking direction well. Partly because he is inflexible in expanding/changing his competencies and how we work (tool sets, languages, team projects, working and adding value at a higher level on top of available base technology instead of reinventing it, etc.). Is he then simply wrong man at the wrong place? Sure, but this approach would quickly make him that in most places. So yes, as one hiring programmers, the definition of a good programmer includes broader skill sets (things change) and the "best" programmer is often not the best programmer.

    9. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This, and specific version numbers. Nobody has 5 years of .Net 4.5 experience - even the writers of the compiler.

    10. Re:no tech skills crisis by jonwil · · Score: 1

      I am in Australia and have been applying for job after job without even getting an interview. I have a computer science degree and great skills in a number of technologies but no-one is willing to give me any "commercial experience" (in fact, it wouldn't surprise me if my last job doing VB.NET, SQL Server and SQL Server Reporting Services work at a state government department isn't being counted as "commercial experience" by the IT recruitment people who see my resume in the pile of other resumes)

    11. Re:no tech skills crisis by jythie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well put. The crisis seems to be deeply rooted in HR practices from the 90s designed to remove as many people from the running as possible.

      A few weeks ago I had been applying for a job that I was well qualified for except that I had not used their development language in something like 6 years. I explained that and the people I was talking to had no problem with that, in fact they had two groups and I might work with the one that was using a language I had never used.

      However, as part of HR, I had to take an online exam in the language I had not used in half a decade... with a timer on each question, going over gritty little syntax details of the language. Naturally I did poorly and that was the end of the process. Another job I was doing well at applying for the HR person (final stage) decided I just didn't think in the 'XYZ way', so even though the local VP wanted to hire me, HR nixed it. Both were cases where the people actually thinking about the work felt I would be a good fit, but HR filters said no.

    12. Re:no tech skills crisis by MacGyver2210 · · Score: 1

      I, too, was wondering what this 'tech skills crisis' was. I have yet to see it.

      I see plenty of bloated ads requiring nuts skills for things I could do in my sleep, but that's hardly a crisis - that's just moron HR people copying other companies' ads out of laziness, or not really understanding the job they are hiring for.

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      If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits
    13. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 0, Troll

      And actually offer free college education.

      There's no reason to. College students are capable of paying for it themselves and as you note, there is a "severe notion" of people paying their own way, which I think is a good notion to have. College education is a privilege. Who's going to pay for "free" college education?

      Instead, we've seen the forces of anti-intellectualism and greed enjoy too much success at dismantling public spending on college, out of some moral notion that people should pay their way on this matter, and for the sake of balancing budgets that are not in crisis.

      Colleges are breeding grounds for a variety of anti-intellectual beliefs too (for example, multi-culturalism and anti-business types). And a lot of that particular anti-intellectualism was funded pulbicly.

      We don't ask high school students to pay their way, why is college so different?

      College students are adults and hence, responsible for their own actions.

      I hear tuition has taken quite a jump in recent years.

      Easily explained by all the public money dumped uncritically into education and student loan subsidies. It's pumped up demand and the prices that students are willing to pay for the chance to pick up a degree.

      who can't be reasonably expected to have yet held a job that pays enough to afford college

      That's a different problem. The minimum wage laws perversely have led to a population of young adults in their 20s who haven't held a job in their life.

      For example, by the time I hit college, I had worked part time for three years and managed to save enough to cover my first two years of public college. Summer jobs got me the rest of the way. If government policy hadn't driven up the cost of college since and minimum wage driven up the cost of employing risky students, modern students would be able to do the same.

      and for the sake of balancing budgets that are not in crisis

      Don't be an idiot. You don't wait till your finances are in crisis before you do something. Even for a budget that is well in the black, there is plenty of work that one can do to improve it.

      The US federal budget is pretty close to crisis. It's got a lot of pure shit in it, such as the educational subsidies we've been talking about, Social Security, Medicare/Medicaid, or defense contracting. I would at least halve it first (including so-called mandatory spending), before considering any sort of tax revenue increase. Else any increase in tax revenue will just result in a corresponding increase in poor spending decisions.

    14. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Summer jobs got me the rest of the way.

      If you can make $50,000 during the summer, why are you even bothering with college?
      Why wouldn't you just work summers and enjoy taking the rest of the year off?

    15. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would at least halve it first (including so-called mandatory spending), before considering any sort of tax revenue increase.

      Oh. I see what tax bracket you're in.
      Well, enjoy the ride down shit creek.
      Fortunately, I have dual citizenship, so I won't be there to keep you company.

    16. Re:no tech skills crisis by frinkster · · Score: 1

      I am in Australia and have been applying for job after job without even getting an interview. I have a computer science degree and great skills in a number of technologies but no-one is willing to give me any "commercial experience" (in fact, it wouldn't surprise me if my last job doing VB.NET, SQL Server and SQL Server Reporting Services work at a state government department isn't being counted as "commercial experience" by the IT recruitment people who see my resume in the pile of other resumes)

      I realize that you are in Australia and that it may be different than the United States, but I'll tell you my story anyway. I was laid off many years ago and was not having much luck finding a new job. The economy was bad, I didn't really know exactly what I wanted to do, my skills had become very specialized at my previous employer, etc.

      So I started a company. It was easy. I downloaded a PDF from my state government website, filled it out (leave everything blank except the parts that they absolutely require you to write something) and mailed it along with a check for US$100. They mailed it back to me with a stamp and a registration number and a note that to complete the registration I need to take it over to my local county recorder of deeds and have it recorded into the public record. That cost US$15. Then I fill out a form asking for a US Federal Employer Identifier. Mailed it to the IRS. A week later I get my identifier in the mail.

      That's it. I had formed a company. From that point on, I wasn't sitting in my living room doing projects on my own. I was building a high-tech start-up. After about a year, I shut it down (it cost another US$100 or so but was pretty simple) and started looking for a real job again. I got lots of interviews. I told them my start-up failed and then excitedly talked about all the things I learned. It worked really well - I had multiple job offers to choose from.

      So, back to Australia. Maybe it's harder and costlier to start a company. If so, I would like to point out that you don't have to be a US citizen to start a company in the US...

    17. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, I have dual citizenship, so I won't be there to keep you company.

      It's a great mystery how the people with the least stake in US society have the worst advice.

    18. Re:no tech skills crisis by Stuarticus · · Score: 2

      There's no reason to. College students are capable of paying for it themselves and as you note, there is a "severe notion" of people paying their own way, which I think is a good notion to have. College education is a privilege. Who's going to pay for "free" college education?

      You're the type of fool who would be saying the same thing about educating children in schools if you lived a hundred a years ago, just because you believe another tier of education is a privilege that requires payment of hundreds of thousands of dollars does not make it so, some of us like the idea of living in a world with a perpetually rising standard of education among the population, of course it doesn't fit everyone's selfish agenda.

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      If you think someone isn't free to have a different definition of "freedom" you may be a tyrant.
    19. Re:no tech skills crisis by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      "College students are capable of paying for it themselves "

      You lost me with this. Even when I was in college in the late 1980s, this wasn't true- most students relied on loans and subsidies to get through. Only a very small percentage are able to go to school, work, and afford a $50,000/year tuition.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    20. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      You're the type of fool who would be saying the same thing about educating children in schools

      Maybe so. But there is a crucial distinction. Children aren't adults while all but a handful of college students are adults.

      some of us like the idea of living in a world with a perpetually rising standard of education among the population

      That's nice. Who's going to pay for it? We definitely need some financial literacy in that mix as your post so aptly demonstrates.

    21. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      You lost me with this. Even when I was in college in the late 1980s, this wasn't true- most students relied on loans and subsidies to get through. Only a very small percentage are able to go to school, work, and afford a $50,000/year tuition.

      I went to school in the late 80s as well and I managed to pay for my education with part time jobs. Maybe it was because I went to a public college within my means, worked, and had good budgetary habits.

    22. Re:no tech skills crisis by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      The point being though that students such as you were a depressing minority - who usually also had parents who were on the upper end of the income scale.

      There was a reason for Perkins Loans and other such programs.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    23. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll find that in the real world outside the States it's much much easier than that. I started freelancing in my country 15 years ago. No need to setup a company, fill out applications, or pay any fees. I simply invoice clients, handle finance out of my usual bank account, file taxes as a regular individual and that's it. Yeah go on and tell me about liability protection and lawsuits, like I said, I'm in the real world, and all that shit is only needed when you start making much more money than an average salary.

    24. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      So what do you propose to do about all decent jobs demanding a degree there days? Ultimately that is the driver of demand for college. Worse, the ones making the demand don't have to pay for it, so the strongest force that might drive prices down is disconnected.

      Otherwise, they'll just pump money into politicians that will give them an unlimited number of H1-Bs and let the next generation of Americans slip into poverty.

    25. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      The cost of school has been rising much faster than inflation ever since. Unfortunately, the pay a part time student can expect has not risen much at all.

      Your experience of two decades ago does not necessarily reflect current reality.

    26. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      The point being though that students such as you were a depressing minority - who usually also had parents who were on the upper end of the income scale.

      While it may be that good financial habits, a modest work ethic, and prudent shopping for a college correlate with "parents who were on the upper end of the income scale", your point is completely irrelevant. My college costs were affordable because I took considerable steps to save money for college and to reduce the cost of college.

      There was a reason for Perkins Loans and other such programs.

      The means do not justify the ends. Things like the Perkins Loans and other subsidized loans have made college extremely expensive and driven the impoverishing of an entire generation of college students. How can you rationalize this harm, not only to society at large, but to the very people these programs are supposed to be helping?

      The 80s might not have been perfect, but as I demonstrated, one could be very poor and yet still go to college without incurring massive debt.

    27. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 2

      So what do you propose to do about all decent jobs demanding a degree there days?

      First, work on improving the quality of a high school education. A big driver of the degree requirement is simply that the high school diploma is pretty shoddy these days. I think school vouchers would go a long ways to make that work out.

      A second driver is that a degree remains a safe way to select people. In the past, competency tests would have been widely used, but too often these have been declared unintentionally discriminatory. Apparently, recent changes (I guess this, for example) have made it much harder for employers to defend against such things. Relax the rules on discrimination so that businesses can evaluate people via exams and such.

      Otherwise, they'll just pump money into politicians that will give them an unlimited number of H1-Bs and let the next generation of Americans slip into poverty.

      Even if we magically fixed the above problems say by everyone getting a quality degree for free, you still have the problem that H1-Bs are indentured servants and would be preferentially employed for that reason alone. I would reform this by allowing H1-Bs to stay in country for a fixed time, whether they are employed or not and by requiring a fixed fee per visa (I don't care whether it is paid by employer or employee, but onerous loan conditions would be made illegal).

    28. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      The cost of school has been rising much faster than inflation ever since.

      And that has been driven by demand spurred by student loan subsidies and such. In their absence, we would have much lower demand and hence, less costly education.

    29. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In-state tuition for 12-18 credits at U. Wisconsin is $5,200 per semester or $10,400 a year. Let's say you're exceptionally lucky and your books, supplies, and fees round that up to $11,000 a year. The Madison metro area is fairly inexpensive and has excellent bus service so provided you're willing to have a 30-60 minute one-way commute you can rent fairly cheaply, with two people sharing an apartment and you might just be able to live on $10,000. Add in tax and that's $23,000 a year, likely low-balling by a 1-2 thousand. Such an income working part time is not going to happen for a kid with no education and no experience even if we weren't in the middle of a depression.

      In the 1980's public universities typically got 80% of their operating budget through the state government. Now a public university is lucky to get 25% and the students get to pick up the difference in the form of higher tuition. The cost of your education was massively socialized. I'd go into how the cost of living has vastly exceeded inflation and how wages have declined, but I think I've written enough.

    30. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My response is bolded.

      Stop asking for 100% demonstrable skills up-front. You may need to spend some time on-the-job training.

      Exactly. These days the laundry list of requirements includes aptitudes, experience, and skills outside those typically associated with the position.

      Old people are not outdated. Experience is actually worth something.

      Management thinks anyone over 39 is antiquated and should be tossed into the gutter.

    31. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      Add in tax and that's $23,000 a year

      I don't buy it. You can cut back in several places. First, go to a community college for a couple of years. Second, go to a lower rung public university. There are some with half the tuition costs and lower living costs as well.

      I figure I've saved you at least $5000 in tuition (and much more for the community college) and several thousand in living expenses per year. And if that still doesn't work for you, then go to school part time.

      And if prestige is what you want, then with the awesome grades from that college, apply to a prestigious college for a master's degree or whatnot. You might have to pretend to be interested in a PhD. If your field is of any value, the department will pay your way at that point.

      In the 1980's public universities typically got 80% of their operating budget through the state government. Now a public university is lucky to get 25% and the students get to pick up the difference in the form of higher tuition.

      In other words, adjusted for real inflation the state continued to pay its share, but due to increased demand from subsidized loans, the costs went up.

    32. Re:no tech skills crisis by hypergreatthing · · Score: 1

      They said CEOs and venture capitalists. Let me take a gander at what their solution will be:
      Open H1Bs with no limits since we can't find qualified people
      Pay them dirt cheap. Fire all local staff.
      Hire more managers.
      All in all, business as usual.

    33. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      Lower demand. Translation, less people with the degree required to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "want fries with that?". Anything you might propose to get the number of employable people back up runs right back to that demand problem you point out.

      How do you propose we manage that that doesn't involve a lost generation?

    34. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 2

      Somehow, I don't think bringing racism back (as a side effect) is a good approach to the problem.

      Meanwhile, degree as bullet point is cheaper and easier (for the employer) than giving even a risk free test. You'd still have to somehow change that practice.

      I'm all for improving high school education, but I doubt very much vouchers are the answers. If rampant loan and grant programs have driven the cost of a college education through the roof, how will a universal grant program not do the same for high school education? Put another way, fine we can have a voucher program for college since you agree vouchers will work.

    35. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I don't think bringing racism back (as a side effect) is a good approach to the problem.

      I already figured that one out. Think differently.

      Meanwhile, degree as bullet point is cheaper and easier (for the employer) than giving even a risk free test. You'd still have to somehow change that practice.

      It wouldn't be less risky. What's the quality of that degree? Did the prospective employee cheat their way through? Even a test isn't going to do all that well.

      I'm all for improving high school education, but I doubt very much vouchers are the answers. If rampant loan and grant programs have driven the cost of a college education through the roof, how will a universal grant program not do the same for high school education? Put another way, fine we can have a voucher program for college since you agree vouchers will work.

      First, the demand doesn't change very much for K-12. At worse, the few people who were going to drop out of public school stick around. Second, it encourages creation of new supply.

      As to applying it to college, I imagine it would increase demand and cost. But at least you wouldn't end up with a ton of onerous loans. And it doesn't scale automatically with cost increases like loan subsidies do.

    36. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      How do you propose we manage that that doesn't involve a lost generation?

      I just made the proposal. I think we already have too many people with college degrees.

    37. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      It wouldn't be less risky.

      Right, it would be CHEAPER and easier and so, inevitable.

      Vouchers would CERTAINLY increase demand for private schools, isn't that the whole point of vouchers?

    38. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      I don't see anything that would prevent a lost generation that has no degree and so, no prospects of decent employment.

    39. Re:no tech skills crisis by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      There are two kinds of companies when it comes to hiring; the ones where the hiring managers have all the power, and the ones where HR has all the power.

      I've never gotten past the gatekeeper kind, because I need to talk to the person with a need, to be noticed.

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    40. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      that has no degree and so, no prospects of decent employment

      False premise on several levels. While there's some positive correlation between degrees and decent employment now, I doubt it'll stay that way. Getting a degree is in itself just not that much of an accomplishment, especially, if it comes packaged with some degree of anti-business indoctrination and a person who hasn't ever seen a job before. Second, this particular phenomenon seems to be getting worse.

      Third thing is that there's a lot of skilled work out that requires technical school degrees, but not college degrees.

      For a fourth point, running up student loans are detrimental to anyone who wants to start up a business, a family, or anything that is capital intensive. It's worth noting here that a number of business founders dropped out of college to do so. There is a natural trade off between doing something ambitious and going to college.

      When doing so also saves you tens of thousands of dollars in starting capital, that's going to exaggerate that particular oddity. Similarly, it's going to be harder to start a family when the parents have huge student loans to deal with as well.

      It's worth noting that this is similar in a lot of ways to what happened to the trailing edge of the baby boomers in the 70s and early 80s. They got socked with inflation, a very poor job market, and higher costs of living (even adjusted for inflation) because a whole wave of baby boomers had driven up the costs of goods and services by the time the late comers got around to buying them (eg, education, housing, health care, etc).

      It sucks to come into such a world where everyone is trying to rob you and the economy is in the dumps as well. Oh well, that's life. Better to recognize what's going on and stop playing by somebody else's rules.

    41. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      Vouchers would CERTAINLY increase demand for private schools, isn't that the whole point of vouchers?

      No, though that is a useful outcome. They're also to encourage competition among schools.

    42. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      So if they increase demand for private schools, how do they not do exactly the same thing as college grants?

    43. Re:no tech skills crisis by khallow · · Score: 1

      Because they don't scale with the price of the school. If your university costs $30k per year instead of $20k, subsidized loans and financial aid cover the difference. If the private school charges $10k more, then that's going to come straight out of the pocket of the parents of the student.

    44. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      I fully agree that student loans should be considered harmful. I fully agree that a degree is not ACTUALLY as necessary as it's made out to be. Unfortunately, HR depts don't seem to know that these days and that is the crux of the problem.

      I fully support the idea of improving high schools and scaling college degrees back to those who truly need them (and that includes recognizing that college is but one of several ways to be educated). I just want to solve the HR problem as well so we don't end up with a bunch of appropriately educated young people who can't get a decent job while HR departments bring in H1-Bs by the boatload.

      We have a bunch of corporate 'persons' with an outrageous sense of entitlement today driving the problem.

    45. Re:no tech skills crisis by sjames · · Score: 1

      So one potential answer is to either convert the loans and grants into a voucher or restrict the cost of a college if it accepts students receiving grants or student loans. If student loan programs are continued, the interest rate needs to be MUCH lower to reflect actual risk. After all, student debt is harder to discharge than many other debts and are ultimately backed by AAA credit (or AAAA depending on who you believe) and so the rates charged are simply not justifiable.

      It would still require efforts to lessen the perceived value of a degree amongst employers so people who really should say no to the costs feel able to do so.

    46. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So true. In many job ads you have to be up-to-date on several technologies.

    47. Re:no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both were cases where the people actually thinking about the work felt I would be a good fit, but HR filters said no.
      No shit I've been going through this myself. HR and their filters and management and their contracts that turn you into a slave. There are plenty of qualified people needing a job but normally educated qualified people most of the time will not put up with bullshit or give away their rights under law. I actually had a company give me a direct deposit form that stated they wanted the right to WITHDRAW money from my account and that my personal life could be monitored. Bet your ass I told them where to shove their contract. The reply was "Well we all signed it."

  6. XKCD had a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Put the world's leading scientists in a locked room for a year and tell them to solve one of the world's most pressing problem. Mention that if they can't do it in a year, they get executed.

    If they fail, it'll give more motivation for the next group.

    1. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by CommanderK · · Score: 1

      Mention that if they can't do it in a year, they get executed.

      And what if they spend that entire year thinking about how to execute you before you get them first? Second problem: since these are the leading minds and you execute them, the next batch will necessarily be dumber (or at best equal) than the current one.

    2. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      for programmers to solve problems under pressure you just need a gun and a hooker

    3. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by Xugumad · · Score: 2

      As a recent ex-scientist (hint; I moved to software developer for the shorter hours and better pay), if we only had one problem to solve at a time, it would be much easier...

    4. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wtf are the scientists going to do to the worlds problems? The big problems are pretty much solved from the technical side. It's the human nature that needs to be changed. Politicians and business people are the ones that need to locked into a room. That even has an added bonus of them being locked in a room. Just that might solve several problems.

    5. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Human nature is a technical problem.

    6. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      Second problem: since these are the leading minds and you execute them, the next batch will necessarily be dumber (or at best equal) than the current one.

      ...which iteratively solves the overpopulation problem :-)

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      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

    7. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by geoskd · · Score: 2

      Second problem: since these are the leading minds and you execute them, the next batch will necessarily be dumber (or at best equal) than the current one.

      "Leading Minds" is a highly subjective term. You have to remember that the vast majority of success is opportunity. In any given field there are orders of magnitude more people, that are capable of success, than actually have it because the majority of capable people never get the opportunity to work to their potential. This is the problem that the "tech skills crisis" fails to understand. Past performance is *not* the only indicator of future success, but it is the only one that is easy enough for an HR type person to work with. The root of the problem is that the gatekeepers to STEM jobs are liberal arts people who do not understand the jobs they are trying to fill. Although this works if you have too many candidates and need to weed out, this fails miserably when you have no perfect matches.

      I can use myself as a perfect example. I have not held a tech related job in 10 years. I could still pick it up between the time I found out I had an interview, and when I actually had the interview, but no HR department will ever let my resume through because I don't look good on paper. While most of the people on /., and pretty much any hiring manager, would know the right questions to ask, and what the answers meant, the HR people don't, and it is much easier for them to return and say "no candidates met your needs", rather than finding someone who can do the job but didn't match the requirements. The fastest cure for not being able to find capable applicants is eliminating any requirement that has any reference to years of experience in it. Very few people are going to list a skill they don't have; in the tech world it is very easy to tell if someone is lying about their skillset.

      -=Geoskd

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    8. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't the Soviet Union try this one a few times, it didn't seem to work out too well for them.

    9. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know the world's most pressing problem isn't already at the optimum solution point? In many cases, there are a whole bunch of variables involved, not just a single one. Take affordable housing as an example, the problem isn't the building materials, it's the cost of land which in turn is set to desirability; availability of green space, distance to downtown, commute distance to work, good schools. One solution is really to build fast reliable long-distance public transport to make land more accessible. But then you end up knocking down homes in one area, only to build more homes further out. Then there's the problem of commute distance.

    10. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. It might just be an interface problem, with existing components (human nature).

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    11. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Well, you are putting all the puppets in a single room, separated from their masters, who do the thinking for them...

      --
      I am John Hurt.
    12. Re:XKCD had a better idea. by khallow · · Score: 1

      What happens if the problem has been long solved, but you refuse to acknowledge the solution? That's what I see as the main problem with the world's most pressing problems.

  7. Puke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure to stock enough puke bags onboard.

    1. Re:Puke by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      and condoms...

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    2. Re:Puke by Noughmad · · Score: 1

      Condoms? No, I think they're just trying to get geeks to breed.

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  8. maybe they could come up with a way to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe they could collaborate and come up with a way to collaborate without having to get on a fucking airplane.
    Oh wait you mean the entire article is a giant sales pitch about trying to get more people to fly more often instead of using a conference call?
    Maybe they could have a co sponsor like Yahoo. Maybe they could talk about how they have to change their poorly managed business, make people accountable for their job tasks, and above all else... buy a kids program for an obscene amount of money. End of rant.

    1. Re:maybe they could come up with a way to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could fly the plane into the new World Trade Center & then the mighty US military could go to war with the country that harbored the new terrorists.

      Oh hang on.

  9. THINK !! OF !! THE !! STINK !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P !!
    U !!

    Cabin air bleeds you !!

    1. Re:THINK !! OF !! THE !! STINK !! by crutchy · · Score: 1

      wonder if there's a cabin air source switch in the flight deck to change from compressor bleed air to turbine bleed air

  10. "Thinkers?" by Stiletto · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What do venture capitalists and CEOs know about innovation?

    1. Re:"Thinkers?" by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      What do venture capitalists and CEOs know about innovation?

      Pronunciation.

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    2. Re:"Thinkers?" by crutchy · · Score: 1

      they know how to rip it off

    3. Re:"Thinkers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They know how to block innovation by filing patents.

    4. Re:"Thinkers?" by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A hell of a lot... provided you get the right kind of CEO and VC, some of them are good thinkers. Good ideas are only a small part of innovation; implementing those ideas, scaling up, and fitting the idea with the culture around it (or the other way around, in other words selling the idea) comes next, and that is where a lot of start-ups fail, even though their ideas are first rate. These people know more about the markets (and its problems) than techies, and are used to think in terms of money and organisations, useful stuff if you already want to explore the feasibility and implementation of your ideas. You wouldn't want only CEOs and VCs though.

      The issue I have with this is not the qualifications in general of CEOs and VCs for this sort of gathering. It is that they are part of the problem: paying techies on a decent pay scale, offering viable career paths, getting more tech savvy people into management... this stuff always comes up when companies discuss attracting more tech workers, but when they look at the bottom line they always ditch this in favour of outsourcing more stuff to India, and a few years later they're left wondering why there are so few actually capable techs left, and why so many of their projects fail. It can be incredibly hard for people to think outside the box, the danger is that the wrong kind of ideas get generated. More immigrant worker visas for example, they'll love that sort of thing.

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    5. Re:"Thinkers?" by hairyfish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Probably more than you're average internet keyboard warrior who pours shit on every other profession except his/her own. Really, all this place seems to be these days is a bitchfest about how useless everyone else is. Politicians suck, CEOs are jerks, MBAs are wankers VCs are idiots, Marketing are tossers, HR are arseclowns... You need to get out of your basement. Just because you don't understand it, doesn't mean it has no value.

    6. Re:"Thinkers?" by Yoda222 · · Score: 1

      Just because he doesn't understand it, doesn't mean they can solve the world's tech skill problems.

    7. Re:"Thinkers?" by dunkelfalke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No value is not really a valid description, sometimes the value of the people on your list is negative.
      I mean, take a look at the ongoing banking crisis. The people that are responsible for it were supposed to be experts on their respective fields.

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      "It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" -- David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
    8. Re:"Thinkers?" by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Probably more than you're average internet keyboard warrior who pours shit on every other profession except his/her own. Really, all this place seems to be these days is a bitchfest about how useless everyone else is.

      You forgot "And how if my wishlist were fulfilled and techies treated like kings and Nobel Prize winners everything would be perfect".

    9. Re:"Thinkers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do venture capitalists and CEOs know about innovation?

      Well, for them innovation means finding someone to do the exact same thing you do now, but cheaper. That's what passes for innovation these days. Why figure out a technological solution when you simply can throw man power at it. In a sense, they take a page out of the slave owners handbook, why pay a wage when you can own the person and own all of their ability to work.

    10. Re:"Thinkers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet I'm sure that we'd agree that doctors are valuable, burger flippers are valuable, civil engineers are valuable, carpenters are valuable, cashiers are valuable, electrical engineers are valuable, dentists are valuable, chefs are valuable, mechanical engineers are valuable, waiters are valuable, electricians are valuable, aeronautical engineers are valuable, bartenders are mechanics are valuable, computer engineers are valuable, painters are valuable, plumbers are valuable, software engineers are valuable, tile layers are valuable, musicians are valuable.

      See, there's a common theme here. People that provide goods and services, productive people, are valuable. People that make things, people that do things. They have value, because they create value, they create wealth. They produce.

      Let's look at your list. There's also a common theme there. It's a list of parasites on society; people that do not add value. People who may even diminish the value of others, and draw a salary for doing so.

      I don't understand what aeronautical engineers do, but I understand that their services are valuable to me.
      I do understand what marketers do, and I hate them precisely for that reason.

    11. Re:"Thinkers?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent sounds straight out of 1999.

    12. Re:"Thinkers?" by lightknight · · Score: 1

      In oh so many words, I believe you're hitting the nail on the head. The point behind this proposed 'plan' is a dog and pony show; it's an ego-stroking venture, designed to make the designated 'thinkers' feel important in a world undergoing a depression. I imagine that anything they dream up and jointly agree upon will 1.) be loudly announced from the UN as a great thing, 2.) already be in line with their current way of thinking ("Why, your plan for over-population is strikingly similar to our own!"), and 3.) be complete disasters if actually used (*shudders*).

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    13. Re:"Thinkers?" by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      CEOs and VCs know about marketing, but not the technology. You need the marketing or else you fail. They don't know about technology because they can hire grunts to do that. I have known some CEOs that did know the tech very well (they invented and developed it personally) but they had difficulty in building their business built on top of the technology.

      They may know stuff at a very very high level, in the same way that I know about physics: a lot of stuff remembered from college and big ideas about how things work but utterly incapable for doing any calculations or reading a modern academic paper in it. Ie, know enough stuff to sound smart at a cocktail party.

    14. Re:"Thinkers?" by stymy · · Score: 1

      They did lk,?fine for themselves, making plenty of money. What I'd expect experts in finance to do. Look at it from the point of view of the places that sold crappy mortgage-backed securities: if people will buy turds, might as well be the one selling them. And for the people in the place that bought, they got great short-term gains that led to very high performance-linked bonuses (which were not offset in time, like most stock options are). Yeah, in an ideal world stuff like that wouldn't happen, but realize that most people, deep down, aren't altruistic. They want to make money and perhaps have the time to spend it, not do the right thing. I see bad behavior in people from all walks of life, it's just that you notice those more because they affected more people. But fundamentally, I don't see a huge difference between getting ripped off by contractors, and having my pension tank due to mismanagement. It's just that the finance people had better opportunities to screw people over for money. So to fix the problem, you just need to attack the short-term mentality that dominates publicly-traded companies. The executives just care about the very volatile stock price since, after all, the stockholders are their bosses and by proxy appoint them. Linking a larger share of compensation to targets in the future can help, but the real problem is how panicky investors are. For that reason, private companies can work better -- and note that VC investors are part of that solution, since while they do care about getting a return, they also can wait a few years and will delay that if they think it'll be worthwhile. By contrast, once a company goes public, they live or die by the stock price.

  11. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two things wrong with that idea: Firstly, it would put people that actually matter there, making it a high risk operation. Secondly, they don't want people who care about contributing to society interfering. By the way, what bloody crisis? There are plenty of people with skills, just recognize them and people will aspire to acquire skills too (because what we need is access and personal motivation). It still annoys me that Gates got the wrong honorary doctorate (technology, should have been business).

  12. What a reference... Mice for MS? by dragisha · · Score: 1

    Those are some great people. Good thing they built this think tank and thank God we have such great people to rely on!

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  13. Global crisis? by wirehead_rick · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only global crisis I am aware of is the desire for western companies to drive down tech engineering and programmers wages.

    What else could they be trying to solve on a freakin' plane?

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    1. Re:Global crisis? by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Probably trying to find out just how drunk they can possibly get on a 12-hour flight. The entire idea is one of a fully-funded junket.

      Not that I don't approve junkets. But we already know what needs to be done in a few areas; the rest we can figure out as we go along.

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      I am John Hurt.
  14. There is no tech skills crisis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Increase wages
    Improve working conditions (starting with hours)
    Stop flooding the market with cheap imported labor (it creates uncertainty in the labor pool)
    Start training your hires and stop playing resume keyword bingo with applicants
    Start investing in your people and stop looking to jump on the next "superstar"

    Seriously... you get 150 applicants, and not a single one is qualified? That's a problem with your job, not with the labor pool.
    And who in their right mind would go into this field knowing that firms would prefer to hire an H1B over you.

  15. Ugh, horrible idea by jfern · · Score: 1

    Of course they'll want unlimited H-1Bs since that's what the Harvard Business school taught them to say.

    1. Re:Ugh, horrible idea by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      "Taught" is such an ugly word, and implies that some of the more independent minded might think of objections or alternatives. I believe the correct word is "indoctrinated".

  16. They'll monetize the world's problems... by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is it they think SV CEOs and VCs really know how to do well actually?

    It isn't solve the world's problems, it's monetize them.

    It's more along the lines of turning what used to be a one-time $35 dollar product you purchase into a $8/month for-the-rest-of-your-life monthly service fee.

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    1. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      How do you expect to solve the world's problems, if your solution isn't profitable or even feasible? Assessing that is what those people are good at.

      By the way, no profits mean can still be successful but you'll have to go after government cash. Which is fine, but if there's profit (or mutual benefit) to be had by all parties involved, there's a much greater chance of success.

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    2. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by geoskd · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How do you expect to solve the world's problems, if your solution isn't profitable or even feasible? Assessing that is what those people are good at. By the way, no profits mean can still be successful but you'll have to go after government cash. Which is fine, but if there's profit (or mutual benefit) to be had by all parties involved, there's a much greater chance of success.

      Not all of the worlds problems can be solved in the framework of capitalism. While it is a useful tool, it also has severe limitations which we haven't even begun to appreciate yet.

      If you don't know what I mean, then consider the following gedanken experiment:

      If we extrapolate current trends in manufacturing, service, etc, Then you will see that the most likely end result state of technology will be a "utopian" society where robots and computers do all real heavy lifting, and people are free to do as they please. All manufacturing and most design work will be done by autonomous computer controlled systems without the need for human interaction. Less than 1 in every million humans will need to be actively involved in the maintenance of society. The question then becomes: what will the rest of the people do? The answer is "Whatever they want". This is not necessarily a bad state of affairs, but it begs the question, how does this work with society and specifically, what happens to capitalism? Although no one would technically need to work to keep society working, Capitalism would require people to work to earn money for food and the like, but the need would be artificial. What could you possibly have for these people to do to "earn" their pay?

      Now, before you claim that this has no bearing on our current situation, remember that this situation wont happen overnight. It will be a gradual progression from where we are now to that point, and along the way, as less and less man-hours of labor are required to maintain society, how do people stay employed? Does everyone work just one hour a year for their yearly salary?

      What happens is exactly what we are starting to see worldwide: Rising unemployment, with jobs liquidating but never returning, and accelerating polarization into the rich and the poor. This is a massive problem. I can see two basic outcomes. First, humanity abandons capitalism for something else (hopefully better), or the poor revolt, and automation is banned just so that the masses can have jobs that pay the bills. and in the process a very large portion of the population is likely to starve or die fighting.

      As I stated originally, not all solutions can be couched in terms of profit, so be careful narrowing your options to include only this line of thinking.

      -=Geoskd

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    3. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference between profit and maximizing shareholder value. Profit maximization + marketing makes all purchases an equal trade. You can spend X dollars or X hours of lost wages to get the same outcome, but we have marketing so you lean towards the product or solution. The product or solution doesn't really add value to the customer once the price has been jacked up, and they lose money on the proposition or break even at best.

      When this transaction is fueled by finite resources such as petroleum & coal fired power stations, there is no efficiency value added & consumers become nothing more than cogs in the process of stripping the planet of it's wealth and converting it in to marks on an accounting spreadsheet for Scrooge McDuck to fetish over.

      This behavior reduces us to elements of a mechanical computer with no greater purpose than population growth to the edge of the planet's carrying capacity. Gains in efficiency to delay the arrival of that day, or gains towards real-estate independence are more noble purposes than rushing the electric fence IMHO.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jevons_paradox

    4. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by khallow · · Score: 0

      If we extrapolate current trends in manufacturing, service, etc, Then you will see that the most likely end result state of technology will be a "utopian" society where robots and computers do all real heavy lifting, and people are free to do as they please. All manufacturing and most design work will be done by autonomous computer controlled systems without the need for human interaction. Less than 1 in every million humans will need to be actively involved in the maintenance of society. The question then becomes: what will the rest of the people do? The answer is "Whatever they want". This is not necessarily a bad state of affairs, but it begs the question, how does this work with society and specifically, what happens to capitalism? Although no one would technically need to work to keep society working, Capitalism would require people to work to earn money for food and the like, but the need would be artificial. What could you possibly have for these people to do to "earn" their pay?

      If all but one of a million need to work, then it's a tautology, they don't need to work. If OTOH, they need to work, then you're not going to ever have the situation of only one of a million needs to work.

    5. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, we've toxified our rivers, our farmlands, and most people in the cities will be confined to the city anyways. Fresh water, clean nature, will be largely mythical and inaccessible to noone else but the powerful and the rich.

      See, it doesn't matter if nobody has to work. It's enough that we have environmental or social collapse due to inequality. If people don't get decent food, they will revolt. Inequality and unfairness are the #1 reasons for ALL historical revolts anyways.

      Capitalism doesn't solve any of these problems. It's a cushion to sleep on, and if we sleep too long, we will wake up to the worst nightmare.
      Our problems are far from unsolveable though, just that capitalism is the reason for many of our long-term woes, not the solution, by far.

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    6. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by khallow · · Score: 1

      So, we've toxified our rivers, our farmlands

      That didn't happen, it's worth noting.

      It's enough that we have environmental or social collapse due to inequality.

      That didn't happen either. And given that people aren't equal in their abilities and desires, we should expect inequality.

      Capitalism doesn't solve any of these problems.

      That's because it solved (past tense) those problems.

      It's a cushion to sleep on, and if we sleep too long, we will wake up to the worst nightmare.

      Well, come up with a better alternative then. All I'm hearing are the usual platitudes from someone who doesn't have a clue what capitalism is or does.

    7. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by geoskd · · Score: 2

      You misunderstand what this all implies. Think of it this way. In the "bad old days" TM, people had to spend most of their day farming/foraging, what have you, just to support themselves. Today by contrast, money not with standing, Maintaining the American standard of living requires that less than 40% of our years are spent working. This equates to a working lifespan of 28 years out of 70. If you take the first 25 off as education, that means that the retirement age should be 53. Instead we have 60+. Over the past 50 years, we have seen an increase in the work-week, with the only real improvements in lifestyle coming from the personal computer, and health care. The personal computer has improved overall efficiency of the economy (Total producible goods and services divided by man hours required to make them), but despite that, there has been an increase in the work week. Under capitalism, the law of supply and demand will drive the value of labor to zero, as the supply will continue or increase, and the need will drop to negligible amounts. This will result in increased work weeks to make the same paycheck, and / or a decrease in standard of living. Meanwhile, the powers that own the manufacturing will increase their wealth faster and faster, until the system collapses under the imbalance. Our country survived one such set of events in the industrial revolution, but ever since that point, there has been increasing political and economic instability. The only reason we can keep the thing going is because we have been able to find ways to increase the standard of living by using excess labor (i.e. new gadgets and things to spend money on). When we run out of new things for people to buy, then the system collapses like the pyramid scheme that it is. For long term stability, we need to start looking for a system that allows us to work less and less hours as the normal course of things, as this will soak up the excess labor by converting it into consumption instead. The capitalists will hate any such idea and actively fight it because any idea along those lines will necessarily be contrary to profits, and undercut their power and money. It is too easy under capitalism to work harder to make more money, thereby forcing everyone else to work harder, and rendering others completely unemployable. This fundamental tenet of capitalism is our worst enemy, and must be overcome if we are to move forward as a nation and a world economy.

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    8. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      I agree that not everything can be framed in terms of profit, and besides, there's such a thing as market failure, so in certain cases we certainly need government funds and/or oversight.

      By the way, there's a nice short story describing your scenario, where robots and AI increasingly replace humans at work. Marx' old question suddenly becomes relevant: who owns the means of production? A few megacorps employing the few last workers and supplying the rest of the redundant population with decent (but basic) food, shelter and entertainment (in exchange for taking contraceptives, perhaps)... or are the means of production and the proceeds owned collectively, with each citizen just doing whatever they please.

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    9. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point. Society as it is now is not built to accommodate 99.9% of the people not working. The idea simply doesn't compute with capitalism where one is expected to earn his keep (no free handouts!) by working for it. Imagine if you have to pay for the maintenance of society via taxes or other bills, but there is nothing for you to actually do to earn money. In such a society, money must be devalued/removed or people must be given token jobs or paychecks (which indirectly devalues money). Of course this is watered down coverage of the topic, so pardon me for any inaccuracies.

    10. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is too easy under capitalism to work harder to make more money, thereby forcing everyone else to work harder, and rendering others completely unemployable. This fundamental tenet of capitalism is our worst enemy, and must be overcome if we are to move forward as a nation and a world economy.

      No, that tenet is fine. It's being applied to TODAY'S economy, not the theoretical one you spoke of where machines replaced labor.

      As a nation and world economy, manual labor are still being used everywhere (you know, like China, where all the factories have gone?)

      So really, what you said here has very little to what you said in the previous post, which talks about a theoretical far off future that is markedly different than today (in that regards to that question, yes indeed khallow missed the point, but if I was him I'd just say that future is way too far off for us to care about today)

    11. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by khallow · · Score: 2

      Today by contrast, money not with standing, Maintaining the American standard of living requires that less than 40% of our years are spent working. This equates to a working lifespan of 28 years out of 70. If you take the first 25 off as education, that means that the retirement age should be 53. Instead we have 60+.

      Let's evaluate this. First, US life space is around 78. So that's 31 years of labor allegedly just to maintain standard of living (ignoring home purchases and rentals which can be 50% of income alone) You're at 56 now. In addition, we also have cover the 25 years of education. K-12 spends over $10k per pupil and per capita income is a bit over $27k. So that's roughly 4 years, plus interest, make it 5 years of income. The additional years of education tend to be more expensive and hence, I'd say you're looking at 6 to 10 years of additional work to pay for the education. You're at least at 62 years now.

      Under capitalism, the law of supply and demand will drive the value of labor to zero, as the supply will continue or increase, and the need will drop to negligible amounts.

      How do you explain that your theory is completely at odds with reality? The truth is that labor prices have gone up global. There has been a vast and growing demand for labor. But locally in places like the US, where there has grown a remarkable hostility to employing people, demand for labor has been culled ferociously.

      For long term stability, we need to start looking for a system that allows us to work less and less hours as the normal course of things, as this will soak up the excess labor by converting it into consumption instead.

      Capitalism did that in the US from the beginning of the 20th century through to the 1970s when the US started implementing extremely poor strategies in response to competition from global labor markets.

    12. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by lightknight · · Score: 1

      Mmmm. Problem of definition of words here. It's not that the solutions cannot be profitable, it's that the solutions they dream up will be...centered around the idea of maximizing repeat customers (even at the cost of long-term profitability). Think of it as selling someone a generator, then selling them a thimble of diesel to power said generator once every few hours...not terribly efficient, and it pisses off the customers, who inevitably search out other long-term solutions, impacting your long-term bottom-line. This particular group has the kind of caricature / image of the kind of person who would design a bio-degradable car which melts if left out in the rain...not terribly useful for those who want a maximum ROI.

      Here's a fine example. Everyone, and their kids, are working on the 'drinking water' problem in Africa, right? You have Life Straws, graphene filters, etc. However, what do all of these solutions have in common? They generate repeat customers. They all have components that wear out, and need replacements after several uses. They are not solutions, in that you hand them out or set them up in some remote village, and the drinking water problem is solved; they're solutions in that they're temporary fixes, highly profitable, have great PR, provide lots of jobs at home, and are guaranteed to have repeat customers. That's the difference between owning land, and renting it.

      And it's like a disease. You no longer own anything anymore. Your body, your mind...and the results are a constant churn of crap.

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    13. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Society as it is now is not built to accommodate 99.9% of the people not working.

      Given that society doesn't have that situation nor will it in the next few decades what is the point? It's like saying we need to reform pensions right now because someone will eventually live indefinitely. Or reform property law right now because someone will try to own the Moon eventually.

      Due to "time value", we don't need to consider every possible outcome right now.

      Further, I think there will be comparative advantage effects which will make human labor useful for a long time after it becomes less valuable than robot labor in an absolute sense.

      And we can always improve humanity so that it remains competitive with robot labor.

    14. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by geoskd · · Score: 1

      So really, what you said here has very little to what you said in the previous post, which talks about a theoretical far off future that is markedly different than today (in that regards to that question, yes indeed khallow missed the point, but if I was him I'd just say that future is way too far off for us to care about today)

      Not so theoretical, and definitely not that far off. There are large portions of manufacturing that are already done by robot., and the only reason there isn't more is because we keep finding new labor that is marginally cheaper, but that won't last forever. We are less than 3 generations away from a society where the robots build, and the robots maintain the robots. Once computers can program computers, and AI reaches a certain critical mass, the process is self sustaining. After that human input will only be needed for new types of designs. Everything from agriculture to sales clerks will be replaced by robots and computers, and there will be effectively no real need for humans to work in any form. We are closer to the end of that transition than we are to the beginning.

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    15. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by TheSync · · Score: 1

      What happens is exactly what we are starting to see worldwide: Rising unemployment, with jobs liquidating but never returning, and accelerating polarization into the rich and the poor.

      From 2009-2013, these charts show unemployment rates (as measured by US standards) dropped in the US, Australia, Canada, Germany, and Japan.

      I won't dispute that global income inequality is increasing, but it is increasing because more people are getting rich, not that poor people are becoming poorer.

      The number of poor people (living on under $1.25 per day 2005 price level) declined pretty much everywhere from 2005 to 2008. China has taken 660 million people out of poverty since 1981. Even in Africa, from 2005 to 2008, poverty fell by 12 million to 47% - the first time less than half of Africans have been below the poverty line.

    16. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And how will they solve problems on a plane? Few people are able to work in such an environment, even if the entire plane was first class. It's just a gimmick.

    17. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Under capitalism, the law of supply and demand will drive the value of labor to zero, as the supply will continue or increase, and the need will drop to negligible amounts.

      If the cost of labor is zero, the cost of products will approach zero as well, so everyone can have everything they want for free!

      The truth is that in most market situations, increases in worker productivity are reflected in market ages. In the US, total hourly worker compensation has been rising with increased productivity, although we don't see that in wage data because the total compensation increases are going into non-wage/non-taxed benefits such as health insurance.

      Moreover in China we see reports like "As rising labor costs push manufacturing of T-shirts, jeans and the like out of China, the country has been able to offset that loss by grabbing the high end."

    18. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by geoskd · · Score: 1

      From 2009-2013, these charts show unemployment rates (as measured by US standards) dropped in the US, Australia, Canada, Germany, and Japan.

      Unemployment statistics are particularly misleading, especially in the US, where all of the various measures are flawed in major ways. For example, the numbers you cited are calculated using the US standards. Under this standard, unemployment is measured from the total number of claims for unemployment benefits. This fails to take a large number of scenarios into account, and is not a good measure of true unemployment. It also completely fails to account for underemployment (i.e. someone who gets a part time job, but is not making their full expected wages). In all, a much better indicator (but one which is not tracked), is the total employed hours vs the available man hours available in the market. By this measure, the best guess approximation has the United States running Close to 20% This is a massive labor oversupply. In that same time frame, we barely see an interruption in GDP growth. This means that all of that reduction in employment did not affect GDP significantly, and therefore is unlikely to ever recover. The point of the matter is that the growth in GDP is due to increases in efficiency from the very causes I cited, and as the theory predicts, this is causing an oversupply of labor that cannot be corrected for in the long term.

      The number of poor people (living on under $1.25 per day 2005 price level) declined pretty much everywhere [economist.com] from 2005 to 2008. China has taken 660 million people out of poverty since 1981. Even in Africa, from 2005 to 2008, poverty fell by 12 million to 47% - the first time less than half of Africans have been below the poverty line.

      Large parts of the world are still either pre-industrial, or very early in the industrialization process. That means that they will not see the effects of this process for another couple of generations. They will see it earlier when/if the cost point of complete automation decreases significantly below the cost of the cheapest manual labor in the world. When that happens, then all of the delaying factors that have been sustaining our market economy will collapse in a depression to end all depressions. 5% of the worlds population will be employed, and the rest will starve to death. The necessary result will be revolution and civil war. This can still be fixed now, if we recognize the problem for what it is and work towards a solution. Marx caught a glimpse of the problem, but failed to see the whole problem, and tried a solution that was premature, and hopelessly naive. Since that time, I have heard of nothing better.

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    19. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What could you possibly have for these people to do to "earn" their pay?

      Wash the lord's clothes. Lick the lord's feet. Suck the lord's penis. Cut the lord's grass.

      Lots of jobs available.

    20. Re:They'll monetize the world's problems... by TheSync · · Score: 2

      I will agree that the US labor force participation rate maxed out in 1999 at 67%, and is now back to 1980 levels at 63.5%. There are lots of issues going on there (including rising college enrollment rates and baby boomers retiring), but you are correct that recent increases in unemployment did not hold back GDP growth much.

      It is possible that the newly unemployed contributed so little to GDP that it did not matter much that they were no longer working.

      It could have been that there were "efficiencies left on the table" that companies were forced into adopting, and that as these workers come back into the workforce, they will be able to make use of those efficiencies.

  17. Is this the 'B' Ark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The rest will follow, right?

    (Captcha: wartime)

  18. I for one by codeButcher · · Score: 3, Funny

    100 "innovators" (Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists)

    How glad I am they put innovators in quotes.

    They should have done the same to geeks in the heading.

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    1. Re:I for one by allan_small · · Score: 1

      They would be better off with 100 joe averages than 100 IT "Innovators". You cannot fix the problem from within.

  19. Re:Younger Women Looking For Older Men Dating Site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wer's glaubt, wird selig.

  20. technocracy by scum-e-bag · · Score: 1

    implement a global technocracy
    that is all we need

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    1. Re:technocracy by femtobyte · · Score: 1

      They aren't talking about just tossing ordinary working programmer geeks on a plane, who would simply think we need a technocracy.
      These are the leading minds of CEOs and Venture Capitalists --- they're certain to have a higher vision: a plutocratic technocracy.

  21. Wrong approach by ElGanzoLoco · · Score: 1

    They'll just spend the better part of those 12 hours to get WiFi on board.

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    1. Re:Wrong approach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which all know the wifi will cause the plane to have a catostrophic failure and crash to the ground in a wifi erball.

  22. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously, WTF?! Is our goverment structure so fucked up that a plane full of random people can solve their problems in 6 hours without access to additional data over what they already know?

  23. Jet lag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is one slow flight. SFO to LHR usually takes no more than 9.5 hours.

    Also, has no one taken the 8 hour jet lag these people will be suffering into account?

  24. Tech Skills Crisis Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can start by reversing the trend of dumbing down user interfaces (GNOME 3, Windows 8 I'm looking at you), and make GUI's where the person using them has to actually understand what is going on with their computer.

  25. Flight redirected by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Flight redirected... to india!

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    1. Re:Flight redirected by Prokur · · Score: 1

      Flight redirected... to india!

      and then hijacked by Chinese Hackers

    2. Re:Flight redirected by Prokur · · Score: 2

      Flight redirected... to india!

      and then hijacked by Chinese Hackers

      Finally landed in North Korea

  26. one single missile by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    just think think what a single ground to air missile could accomplish - almost as good a start as 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean.

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    1. Re:one single missile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With some luck, the plane will fall on the building hosting a lawyer conference, solving two problems with a single hit.

    2. Re:one single missile by fatphil · · Score: 1

      So crude an approach.

      Time to dust off all the laser pointers...

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  27. What a stupid and potentially disastrous idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a reason some companies don't allow all their key staff to travel on one flight.

    If (hopefully not) something happens to that plane, you've lost 100 game changers. I'm sure that'd benefit everyone.

    Last time I checked, a lot of companies had policies against this kind of thing (hopefully it extends to this kind of stupidity as well)

  28. "Ungrounded"? by dutchd00d · · Score: 1

    Unhinged, more like.

    But then any publicity is good publicity, right?

  29. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by garaged · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just remember how much money Gates spent on a self declared failed education project....

    They might be damn good at making money, but they are not as good or dont even care wellbeing for the majority... After all they are represent the best of what is making the world be as it is, socially speaking.

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  30. Geeks On a Plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have had it with these motherfucking geeks on this motherfucking plane!

    1. Re:Geeks On a Plane by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      The only reason I read the comments was to make sure this comment was here. Took way too much scrolling to reach, though.

  31. This could work by sjames · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as they also put plenty of venomous snakes on the plane. They'll need more than one flight to cut out all of the deadwood at the top, but it's got potential.

    1. Re:This could work by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Your plan has but one flaw, unfortunately now that Samuel L. Jackson has decided to become a silicon valley entrepreneur(kickyourmotherfuckingass.com), those poor snakes don't stand a chance.

    2. Re:This could work by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      ...that's cruel...to the snakes.

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  32. The wrong people by EdmundSS · · Score: 5, Insightful

    CEOs and VCs are not necessarily the people who have ideas, and if they do, they *already* have the means to express them. I'd rather see 100 respected, talented, peer-voted if necessary, folks on the panel: *true* technocrats, true innovators, not financial folks; people with ideas, sometimes wacky ideas, rather than folks money; the people who turn down a promotion to management because it would take them away from the detailed problem-solving.

  33. OK fine by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Geeks on a plane. Great! Get back on the plane and fly to Haiti and figure out how to help those people. The $20B we sent them seems to not have arrived.

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  34. Skills Crisis ?... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bull$"/?

    There's no skills crisis, there's a corporate unwillingness to pay for skill crisis.You want me, who has spent nearly three decades learning continuously, struggling to understand the latest IT technologies, some so bleeding edge that I helped form the damned standards, to work for the same amount of money I earned 30 years ago, while you, with your Business Administration undergraduate degree from Florida State take home nearly a million a year because you talk a maelstrom of bullshit every time you open your mouth.

    F % ( # Y O U

    1. Re:Skills Crisis ?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u mad?

    2. Re:Skills Crisis ?... by Xugumad · · Score: 2

      Yes

    3. Re:Skills Crisis ?... by rmstar · · Score: 1

      There's no skills crisis, there's a corporate unwillingness to pay for skill crisis.

      Indeed. I wonder how the market taliban think this plays out in terms of their holy theories. That is - why hasn't the market reacted as it should, raising salaries for skilled people?

      It is indeed weird, because that is what should have happened even if you think that markets aren't always working perfectly.

    4. Re:Skills Crisis ?... by geoskd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      u mad?

      Can you give me a good reason he shouldn't be?

      The Capitalists are ruining our world. The shame is that they're slightly less bad than all the alternatives.

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    5. Re:Skills Crisis ?... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Bull$"/? ... F % ( # Y O U

      While I heartily agree with the rest of your comment, this the most eloquent part. I've reached the point where the lies are so blatantly obvious and self-serving that more refined rebuttal seems pointless. Been there done that.

  35. their solution... by crutchy · · Score: 1

    ...another tech bubble

    1. Re:their solution... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this

  36. How about solving Global Warming in the same way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, get as many people as possible crammed into as many aircraft as possible. It's the only way...

    This is just airline marketing. Why give it any prominence at all ?

  37. These aren't "geeks on a plane" by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    It's just a bunch of rich bastards going on a junket dreaming up more ways to exploit cheap labor... and fucking the stewardesses

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  38. Fix the problem by stretch0611 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To fix the shortage, you can start by paying people what they are worth. IT work requires education (either college, on the job, and/or continuing education classes) This is not cheap, it is not easy to keep up with, and employers should pony up the funds to keep talent that can handle it, and help with paying for it (with both money and time off for classes.) If you look at the market, the places willing to pay for the top talent will get it.

    Stop burn out... No one should ever be forced to work 50+ hour weeks on a regular basis. It may occasionally happen due to deadlines or support issues, but if it is a regular occurrence, there is a problem and it needs to be fixed. Many people leave the IT field due to stress, and this is a big reason.

    End age discrimination... While fixing the above items can help this, and it does not happen everywhere, this is out there. A person doesn't go instantly dumb at 40... While there are exceptions, most IT people are willing to learn, if you are moving everything to the cloud and your entire department only knows COBOL, whose fault is that? A little training can go a long way. Re-training your IT department for your needs is a smart investment, if you are loyal to your employees, most will actually become loyal to you...

    While I'm sure MBA's will disagree, if you change these policies, you will no longer have an IT shortage.

    And here is one more, this one is more the fault of education instead of corporations... (also, mostly about developers, but it might apply to other fields)
    We need to teach people how to program, not programming languages. There are too many people that learn a language without learning any programming concepts. They end up googling even simple programming solutions and slap crap together that needs to be rewritten with every minor spec change. The people that learned how to program will write something that is flexible and can be modified as the system evolves. Over time this will allow for time savings which will translate into needing fewer developers.

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    1. Re:Fix the problem by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      We need to teach people how to program, not programming languages. But at the same time don't go overboard with programing / CS theory to the point of people not knowing some basic parts of programing / IT stuff.

    2. Re:Fix the problem by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      To fix the shortage, you can start by paying people what they are worth. IT work requires education (either college, on the job, and/or continuing education classes) This is not cheap, it is not easy to keep up with, and employers should pony up the funds to keep talent that can handle it, and help with paying for it (with both money and time off for classes.) If you look at the market, the places willing to pay for the top talent will get it.

      90% of the people think they're in the top 10%.
       

      Over time this will allow for time savings which will translate into needing fewer developers.

      And of course, you'll be one of those few survivors bitching and moaning about how the drop in need means a larger pool underemployed or unemployed - and forcing wages downward. You're so much better than them dammit!

    3. Re:Fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Instead of sponsoring H1Bs, the large companies should sponsor scholarships. If there's an education issue, they could sponsor classes or possibly entire schools to ensure an acceptable curriculum.

    4. Re:Fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with most of your points, but your last paragraph I take several issues with:

      And here is one more, this one is more the fault of education instead of corporations... (also, mostly about developers, but it might apply to other fields)
      We need to teach people how to program, not programming languages. There are too many people that learn a language without learning any programming concepts.

      In college we learnt algorithms and general CS like what an OS is supposed to do etc. Anything more theoretical than that, and I think you lose too many practical people. Instead, programming should be fun and playful! Devote the time for playfulness and competition, while instructing the students to improve and refactor the code until it's perfect. Make it a challenge!

      There are too many people that learn a language without learning any programming concepts. They end up googling even simple programming solutions and slap crap together that needs to be rewritten with every minor spec change.

      To be fair. After the 5th language or so, the differences in syntax and APIs becomes a hurdle. I don't have perfect memory nor the time to read all the manuals. Also, in real business applications, you don't need to perfect the code, just make it good enough. The need for perfect code, is often a barrier in order to get real work done and you end up overdoing it, resulting in more changes, causing more errors, instabilities, incompatibilities and surprises in general. Surprises in IT is bad, since IT is already hard enough, without making it even more complex and fragile.

      The people that learned how to program will write something that is flexible and can be modified as the system evolves. Over time this will allow for time savings which will translate into needing fewer developers.

      It depends. If this is a one-shot system that just migrates data, there's really no need to avoid copy & paste or much of a structure in the code at all.
      Also, if the initial requirements dictates a simple structure, there's no need to spend time making up things you potentially will never have used for, but I agree, you should avoid coding in such a way that the whole thing becomes an uncontrollable mess.

      However, fooling around with too much unneeded structure because one "feels" it can be done "better", is often a beginner's pittrap in IT, as you are now deviating from the real requirements, which can only bring more headaches later unless you're clairvoyant or lucky, which is very very rare in IT ;) Agile refactoring should be easy to do if the requirements change. Ideally, you should be having ongoing discussions what you think is lacking in the requirements, and get them changed if something's missing in them, or get it cleared up before commencing coding.

      I do agree there's alot of bullshit code out there and I do understand the frustration. I'm just offering that the real "fixes" is not in the coding, but more in how we approach those we serve, get the important issues cleared upfront, and manage to create buy-in on our ideas and how much time it will take to get to the required quality and function.

      Captcha: shared

    5. Re:Fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stop burn out... No one should ever be forced to work 50+ hour weeks on a regular basis. It may occasionally happen due to deadlines or support issues, but if it is a regular occurrence, there is a problem and it needs to be fixed. Many people leave the IT field due to stress, and this is a big reason.

      If you don't want people working 50+ hour weeks, you must hire more people. Tell me: who wants to be the guy who only wants to be signed on for only 15 hours a week to make sure someone else doesn't have to work a bit of overtime? No chance of advancement, best chance of being cut at review because you're barely contributing.

      End age discrimination.

      With age comes one thing: expected raises over time for experience in your field. You can probably hire at least three new people for every two old people you get rid of, solely based on years in the field "requiring" a higher pay grade for the same work that the new people are capable of doing.

      So, people want to be paid what they think they're worth, while being given less hours, and being allowed to stay on at the expense of hiring more younger workers to replace them (which would drive down the hours needed by individuals)?

      Seems simple, I'll get right on it.

    6. Re:Fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously don't work in IT. Good for you.

    7. Re:Fix the problem by MacDork · · Score: 1

      To fix the shortage, you can start by paying people what they are worth.

      I believe this problem solves itself if you constantly keep on the lookout for a new job. I don't get raises, but what I do get are $20k salary bumps every couple of years by relocating. Ultimately, I intend to go out and start my own business. Then I will determine what I make.

      Stop burn out... No one should ever be forced to work 50+ hour weeks on a regular basis.

      My advice is to discuss this with your potential employer up front. I make it very clear that I will work 40 hours. Typically, my employer tries to ease me into working more with special projects for 'extra' pay, but don't bite. Don't let them talk you into telecommute either. Show up on time, write your code, leave on time. This has not failed me.

      End age discrimination... While fixing the above items can help this, and it does not happen everywhere, this is out there. A person doesn't go instantly dumb at 40... While there are exceptions, most IT people are willing to learn, if you are moving everything to the cloud and your entire department only knows COBOL, whose fault is that? A little training can go a long way.

      Sorry dude. I can't help you there. You've got to have more than willingness. You need a desire to learn. If you are comfortable sitting in your office/cube doing the same job every day and never spend any time exploring new languages, databases, tools, etc, then you're obsolete in 5 years. I'm not going to sit around, learn nothing, and play the victim. That isn't age discrimination anymore than a pair of old pants that don't fit anymore. You just let yourself go and now you gotta get yourself back into shape.

      While I'm sure MBA's will disagree, if you change these policies, you will no longer have an IT shortage.

      And here is one more, this one is more the fault of education instead of corporations... (also, mostly about developers, but it might apply to other fields) We need to teach people how to program, not programming languages. There are too many people that learn a language without learning any programming concepts. They end up googling even simple programming solutions and slap crap together that needs to be rewritten with every minor spec change. The people that learned how to program will write something that is flexible and can be modified as the system evolves. Over time this will allow for time savings which will translate into needing fewer developers.

      This sounds like an organizational problem. Who is responsible for vetting the code that goes into the repository? From the sound of it, nobody. Great programmers don't spring from the ether. As you've noticed, most of them suck. There are probably a few things you could learn yourself. It sounds like you need a bright individual whose primary duty is to review the work being checked in. If it sucks, it goes back with recommendations on how to improve the work. Deadline be damned. The code base is one of the company's most valuable assets. Either the company invests the proper amount of time and resources in maintaining it, or they end up with technical debt that will suffocate them in the long run.

    8. Re:Fix the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One time I was talking software with a mid-level manager. I told him that as a general rule of thumb that 90% of the running time of a program was spent on 10% of the lines of code for that program. He said, "That sounds like what I go through with my employees: i.e. he spent 90% of his time with 10% of his employees."

  39. The will call it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Flakes on a Plane"

  40. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by crutchy · · Score: 1

    it would put people that actually matter there, making it a high risk operation

    only in the case of torvalds... the other two are just hacktivists

    they don't want people who care about contributing to society interfering

    actually torvalds would fit quite well... he cares about engineering, not people

  41. "Welcome to Big Talk" by zedrdave · · Score: 1

    I know single-video comment is bad form, but I cannot think of anything more fitting than this.

  42. Tech skill crisis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "You have 10 years experience with Linux Visual Studio Distributed Synchronous Multithreaded Transactional Space Cloud Computing 2013. You will be responsible for mission critical projects and budgets 2M+. You are expected to be on call. We offer competitive compensation of up to $4/h."

  43. We don't need that .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plane anymore. That is the solution.

  44. Another option by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

    In order to encourage innovation let's put the U.S. Congress on a similar flight.

    With 11 hours of fuel.

    1. Re:Another option by prefec2 · · Score: 1

      On the ride back, we should repeat that with European governments.

    2. Re:Another option by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Problem is the MBA's will only allocate one plane for both trips.

  45. Enough is enough! by Renegade88 · · Score: 1

    I've had it with these motherfucking geeks on this motherfucking plane!

  46. What if the plane crashes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    huh?

  47. the solution is in sight! by TitusGroan8856 · · Score: 1

    if you get all the SV CEOs and VCs onto one plane most of the tech world's problems could be eliminated with one well aimed SAM.

  48. Don't put all your egg-heads in one aircraft. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > British Airways' Ungrounded project proposes to shut 100 Silicon Valley 'gamechangers' in a trans-Atlantic plane

    There is no way this can happen. One plane? A single thunder strike, pilot error or an angry guy with a shoulder fired chimney tube tbe could literally decapitate Silicon Valley. You see, corporations anf govts are not stupid, they have very strict rules on who may travel with whom in a single vehicle of any kind, in order to prevent loss of leadership scenarios.

    1. Re:Don't put all your egg-heads in one aircraft. by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Depending on how they were selected, that eventuality could solve the skill crisis. Several other planes full of bankers, politicians and lobbyist to fix the economy crisis could work in the same way.

  49. Crash plane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    crisis solved as people who know what the job entails are moved into management positions.

  50. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by kasperd · · Score: 1

    Put at least Stallman, ESR and Torvalds on that plane.

    I think it is quite limited what you can get all three of them to agree on. But once they do agree on something, chances are it will be a really good idea.

    --

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  51. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good that you mention aspiration. Today, our brightest kids are thinking about the career to pursue, and are faced with the following choice: coast through law school and get a job that pays well and is well-respected (I meant by regular folks, not us). Grab a masters in business school and be a high earning manager or hot shot consultant. Or slog your way through a masters in tech, which is generally far more difficult and often takes longer as well, after which you'll have a job that earns you little respect and pay to match (that's not a coincidence, by the way). The find out that companies mostly offer only sucky career progression, often having no way up except going into middle management, where you end up at a level which your buddy who went to business school got right out of the gate, more or less. What the hell kind of choice is that?

    Back when I was deciding which uni to go to (in the late 80s), people already said you'd have to be mad to pick a career in tech, and since then things haven't improved any. I went anyway, as I prefer to do the things I love doing.

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  52. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by MareLooke · · Score: 5, Informative

    it would put people that actually matter there, making it a high risk operation

    only in the case of torvalds... the other two are just hacktivists

    Classifying RMS as "just a hacktivist" only highlights your ignorance. I suggest you read up on everything he's achieved (he started emacs, gdb and gcc to name a few) as a hacker before making such an unfounded claim.

    The fact that RMS also cares about people and not just about sating his own technological cravings is a positive point imho, whether I agree with him or not (and I often don't)

  53. Pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "100 Silicon Valley 'game changers' in a trans-Atlantic plane and ask them to solve the world's tech skills crisis during a 12-hour flight to London."

    I'm sure they'll all agree that taxes should be lowered.

  54. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by erroneus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Uh. No. I'm kind of hoping that plane crashes.

    Thing is, what made silicon valley what it was is a bunch of people trying all new things without the encumberance of a colon-full of patents and lawyers to spread them around. (See what I did there? It was intentional... let the image sink in.)

    Want the "good old days" back? Remove the kings of the hill and let's see a new scramble to the top. It wasn't WHO got us there as much as that there was a place to go. In the race to the top, there was less effort in trying to keep everyone else down and more into trying to rise to the top.

  55. What could possibly go wrong by gshegosh · · Score: 1

    Put the best of your thinkers on a single plane and shout about it in all the media in advance. No way the plane could be targeted.

  56. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    scratch stallman. That man can't get along with anybody

  57. On the boarding pass... by cardpuncher · · Score: 1

    ...the letters "B-Ark" should be distinctly visible.

  58. I turned them down by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    I turned down their invitation when I found out it wasn't on a flight to Las Vegas.

  59. Mandatory Bad Pun by StoneyMahoney · · Score: 1

    That many devs on one aircraft... makes on a plane.

    1. Re:Mandatory Bad Pun by mikeulus · · Score: 1

      cringe++;

  60. wrong people by Tom · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Good idea, bad choice of people.

    The real innovators and creative people are rarely the ones you see in the news or on the boards. More often then not, they are unknown.

    It does take a visionary CEO or such to lead these people and to make their ideas into products, I do not want to diminish the skills of those people. Steve Jobs was one of them. But Steve Jobs did not invent the iPhone - he lead a company that did. The inspired the creative people within Apple that did. The created the environment in which they could.

    Finding the really brilliant minds is no small task.

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    1. Re:wrong people by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Finding the really brilliant minds is no small task.

      That is where you are incorrect. The minds are all around, it only takes a visionary to open his/her eyes to see them...

      -=geoskd

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  61. Ultra-Dumb Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bad idea to put 100 "gamechangers" in the same spot at the same time, especially on a plane.

  62. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Insightful

  63. Prank time! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd love it if someone would pull a hack (in the MIT-prevalent sense) and make that plane actually say "B" Ark, at least on touchdown in London.

  64. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When were these 'good old days'? There's a story from shortly after the founding of Sun. They got a visit from IBM with a set of patents that they claimed Sun infringed. They sat the patent lawyers down and explained why for each patent it was either invalid or didn't apply. The Nazgul replied that they were probably right, but they could come back with another seven patents that Sun did infringe, and fighting them in court would be far more expensive than Sun could afford. Sun signed a cross-licensing agreement with IBM. This was the early '80s.

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  65. CEOs are not "geeks" by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

    ...which will put one hundred geeks on a plane for twelve hours to look for solutions to the global tech skills crisis. Ungrounded, as the project is called, will bring 100 âoeinnovatorsâ (Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists) on a private BA flight from San Francisco to London.

    CEOs, venture capitlsts. To work in Silicon Valley they must be able to talk the talk, but I'll bet none of them is a "geek" as the word is used now. Though some might be adept at biting the heads off chickens.

    Probably a good thing considering how clueless real geeks can be about how society works. They tend to be either libertarians, communists or anarchists. All equally unreal and unworkable philosophies in the real world.

    Anyway, obviously the CEOs and venture capitalists will advocate importing cheap talent from poor countries to replace the expensive local workers. The only interesting thing is how they will present it to try to make it seem like a good thing for the first world workers. "You'll all be promoted to managers" maybe.

  66. to the UN? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, they will present their idea to the UN? I'm sure that will help.

  67. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Just remember how much money Gates spent on a self declared failed education project....

    Which is that? "Self declared failed education project" is not a particularly fruitful search term

  68. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by T-Bone-T · · Score: 3, Informative

    Coast through Law School? The only people I've heard of coasting through Law School never made it all the way through or stopped coasting after the first quarter. You know how some movies show law students running on treadmills with their books in front of them so they can study at the same time? That actually happens in real life all the time.

  69. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by jewens · · Score: 2

    Would that be the second plane, which by total coincidence is also the first scheduled to leave?

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  70. Global Problems by prefec2 · · Score: 1

    All global problems are political problems. The technical problems can be solved in short time (about 10 years). Real problems, like a non sustainable way to produce goods, are on a technical basis easy to solve. It may take time to implement, but they are not hard to solve. For most problems solution concepts already exist. However, it will not happen until politicians are able to establish an political process to do start the transformation. The skill crisis is also only a political problem. If politics would invest more money in education, reduce visa barriers, and support child education in a way that the sciences are presented in a positive way so that children like to look into these fields.

    On the other side. Every software company I have seen, is not able to produce software in an efficient way. The all tinker with code instead of using solid processes. Single projects which used proper management methods all finished in time and stayed in a maintainable form.

  71. Flying bullshit mountain by Xargle · · Score: 2

    They'll land with $15m VC funding, specs on which beanbags they want and a tech spec that reads "node.js + cloud".

  72. Truncated brilliance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although of course no one would actually wish such a thing, would it not be utterly ironic, having taken to the air in their uber-high-tech flying machine, to have a little something go wrong with all the complex electronics, hydraulics, mechanics, never mind the human factors, or - dare one say - the batteries, and our winged think tank experiences a bit of a kink?

    We will, too late, find out that there is only so much of the scientific genie our brilliant technology can manage.

    Potato farming is looking like a far better option.

  73. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    ... and snakes

    Oh, wait, it would be too cruel (to the snakes)

  74. Not really by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You start off by saying that CEOs and VCs know "a hell of a lot" about innovation, but your description is about them being good at business, not at innovation.

    The reality is usually the opposite of what you say. CEOs and VCs do not generally have any significant ability at innovating technically at all, except by rare coincidence. But if a technical expert shows them something new then they may see a new business opportunity and will sometimes turn it into a successful business.

    These are two different domains of interest. In general, a deeply insightful techie will have no interest in business because it's boring, and a deeply insightful businessman will have no interest in technical details because they're boring and require many years of hard study and experience to do well.

    While there may be people who are deeply interested in both, it's a very rare occurrence. It's somewhat more common for a techie to burn out and switch to business, typically with mixed results. Movement in the other direction is almost never seen though though, because of the long period of study required and the drop in salary.

    1. Re:Not really by khallow · · Score: 1

      Why make an artificial distinction between technical and business innovation? You're not going to have true innovation until the technology gets used for something valuable and/or interesting. From the VC point of view, that means a sellable product that a working business gets wrapped around.

  75. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "not a problem" if you're looking for work and nobody is hiring---eg. how can there be a problem if I'm unemployed and so qualified? However, when you're looking to hire, it's damn near impossible to find anyone who 1) is damn good, and 2) is available. Good developers don't stay unemployed for long apparently---yes, there are exceptions and hardluck cases, or weird wrinkles in resumes that makes good folks unhirable. I've been in that boat myself for a few years after dot bubble. It's not pleasant.

    But all in all, before the dot-com bubble, if you interview someone and ask them to do a bubble-sort or something trivially stupid, if they get it anywhere right, you know you have someone who can write programs. Now a days, I went through 7 interviews, asked each one to explain how program a queue (yes, actually write out pseudo code for a queue), and NOBODY of the 7 "developer" interviewers managed to get past setting up something equivalent to helloworld. They're helpless without libraries---and have no idea how libraries do what they do.

    And the irony... most of these folks interviewed list themselves as "senior" developers with many years of experience. They can talk-the-talk, but don't appear to be able to walk-the-walk.

    There are a LOT of "tech folks" out there who are dead wood. LOTS of companies are filled with them. I'd venture to guess that 90% of all "tech folks" in any IT department in any large corporation (where it's easy to get lost in the noise) are dead wood. You can fire 90% of the department without any noticeble impact on productivity. Problem is figuring out exactly who is productive---many folks are very skilled at hiding their inabilities---that hacker-looking guy in the corner who is "coding" 12 hours a day is probably the *least* productive of them all... and the slacker who shows up 2 hours late everyday is probably outperforming them all... and yet when cuts come, the slacker will be let go.

    So yes, there's a problem. There are way more tech folks out there now than there were before... but it seems the number of qualified folks (those who actually can do stuff) hasn't changed much over the years.

  76. masters in tech. The school system needs to change by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    masters in tech. The school system needs to change.

    It's to long / way to much upfront with out hands on work parts.

    Tech needs some like of apprenticeship system that is not tied to 2-4+ years of pure class room.

  77. non degree qualifications need more respect as wel by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    non degree qualifications need more respect as well.

    There are lots of boot camps, tech / trades schools, non degree classes offed at Community Colleges, hands on learning / skills you can only really pick up on the job.

    To much theory leads to skill gaps and in tech Experience is big as well more hands on classes.

  78. college for all needs to be replaced with more by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    college for all needs to be replaced with more vocational education and Apprenticeship programs

    http://articles.washingtonpost.com/2012-05-27/opinions/35456501_1_college-students-josipa-roksa-private-colleges-and-universities

    That’s why college-for-all has been a major blunder. One size doesn’t fit all, as sociologist James Rosenbaum of Northwestern University has argued. The need is to motivate the unmotivated. One way is to forge closer ties between high school and jobs. Yet, vocational education is de-emphasized and disparaged. Apprenticeship programs combining classroom and on-the-job training — programs successful in Europe — are sparse. In 2008, about 480,000 workers were apprentices, or 0.3 percent of the U.S. labor force, reports economist Robert Lerman of American University. Though not for everyone, more apprenticeships could help some students.

  79. !Geeks by RealGene · · Score: 1

    (Silicon Valley CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists)

    The more interesting experiment would be to see what happens to their companies, ideas, and ventures should they not return...

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  80. End job based health insurance that is part of age by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    End job based health insurance that is part of why they don't like older people the other is they don't like to work end less 80+ hour weeks.

  81. unlikely and stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, 100 'brilliant silicon valley' types are going to open up a day plus on their busy schedules to go ride in an air plane (oh boy oh boy). For what? Nothing done on the flight could not be done in a conference call so maybe this should be a publicity stunt for Vonage instead? Hey, let me get you ninnies at BA a clue, SOLUTION NUMBER ONE STOP WASTING FUEL.

    Oh yeah, and when they get off the plane in London to address the UN, who is going to tel them that the UN is in NYC?

  82. Isn't this a movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snakes on a plane or something?

  83. SNARKEMN OEFRN PLAEN by fishingmachine · · Score: 2

    i am SICK of these MUTHAFUCKIN REFERENCES to that MUTHAFUCKIN MOVIE!!!!!

  84. It's not too hard to figure out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US students spend thousands of dollars to get educated, often times saddled with enormous debt. Now they get to compete with (mostly) mediocre individuals from other countries conspiring with corporations to undercut their wages. I know it makes me want to go back to school... not. The problem is not a lack of tech skills, it's a shortage of highly skilled people willing to practically work for free. This is a problem that's going to persist until companies realize that the executives are not the ones keeping the business afloat, and the contribution they make is not commensurate with the salary they draw. It's really quite simple. To thrive as a business you provide a product, or a service. Executives don't do either one. They provide guidence and direction, and serve a necessary function, but not nearly as necessary as having people to actually do the work. The smarter people (highly skill techs for example) have figured this out, and refuse to work for peanuts because they can easily go solo and make plenty of money contracting, starting a business, etc. Why work for a bunch of self important jerks who are going to treat you like the unwashed masses?

    So I don't even need a 12 hour flight to London or a conference. I'll help you out right here and now. You want to have highly skilled people working in your company? Pay them well, and treat them with the same respect that you expect.

  85. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by FireFury03 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Classifying RMS as "just a hacktivist" only highlights your ignorance. I suggest you read up on everything he's achieved (he started emacs, gdb and gcc to name a few) as a hacker before making such an unfounded claim.

    The fact that RMS also cares about people and not just about sating his own technological cravings is a positive point imho, whether I agree with him or not (and I often don't)

    RMS tends to undermine any "free software" argument by virtue of being a religious fundamentalist... Don't get me wrong, I'm a big supporter of free software, but RMS seems to go to great lengths to compromise on freedom in order to push his free software religion.

    Example: he recommends using GPL instead of LGPL in situations where there is no reasonable competing library, in order to remove developers' freedom to use non-GPL licences for their software. Note - this isn't a consistent "everything should always be GPLed" view, he specifically says the choice of licence is down to whether or not you could use the GPL to remove other people's freedoms.

  86. Just came back from the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here are the results:

    - More money on primary and secondary education, esp. STEM subjects
    - Better pay for STEM teachers, and financial assistance for their masters education training
    - Earlier exposure of students to programming skills in languages such as BASIC
    - Vast rollout of free online STEM courseware, and better PR for the offerings that are out there
    - More textbooks in digital format
    - More H1B visas in Western countries
    - More intern positions at big companies like Google and Microsoft

    Wow, I'm glad we had that air summit meeting!

  87. Hiring a new guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, we're experiencing this "tech skills shortage" right now. One of our network architects left for a slightly more profitable opportunity. Heck, I'm only here because the time off benefits and flexible schedules are so good, not the pay.

    The organization posts the job to the company website only. Uh, great... The skill list is long. I mean sure I've got all that now, but I do the same work. I had only pieces before I came on board. I took a posting that was open for a year because they couldn't find someone to match every box (and I wanted to escape the insanity I moved into, as I discovered middle mgmt is crushed from above and can't fix things).

    Honestly, we don't expect to find a match. Our skill list is too specific and long. Anyone with those skills either works for us, is happy where they are and paid better, or is totally obnoxious and we don't want them. Trying to pick someone up and train is a crap shoot, and the organization makes it very hard to dump dead weight when they don't work out.being a caring, family oriented group, it also sucks to pull people in on contract only to drop them in a few months because they don't fit we'll enough.

    How does anyone get the kind of detailed tech experience we want? It's not classroom work! it's a combination of engineering fundamentals, system fundamentals, and good job training experiences. The skills are developed over years of doing the work in an environment that encourages learning not just squeezing every drop of value out of a person before replacing the, with the next one.

    The guys I want to hire would be not be coming on as senior staff, they currently are doing other support work. They are known quantities that may not have the specific skills, but they have proven record of dedication, quality work, and an ability to grow. Of course, that won't happen. We'll have to do an external candidate search, and if we did open it up internally, we'd have to take some clown with a better on paper education.

    How to fix it, go back to apprenticeship. Build them over time, respect them, and treat them well... Or wave lots more money. One of the running jokes is to get a raise towards a marketable salary, you leave to work a senior position elsewhere and come back in five years for a 35% raise.

    1. Re:Hiring a new guy by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Heh, skill list and requirements... Lemme guess, 10 years of professional C#, 20 years of Java and no older than 25?

      I've seen skill lists that boarder insanity... from the INSANE side, that is. Where they expect skills you cannot possibly have because to get them, you'd have to be in a job where you sold your soul to get training on them (and hence you can't get out). Where they expect more years of experience with a technology than the technology existed. And after you read the rest, those requirements would actually be on the saner side.

      Hence I started hiring from within. No matter whether you have the skills I'm looking for, there are three things I'm looking for:

      1. Ability and willingness to learn (well, duh), as well as at least a hint of predisposition towards the subject matter.
      2. Tenure and a stable work record (so I know you won't just learn and then leave, and I know you're not some slacker)
      3. Availability (i.e. your superior doesn't fight me tooth and nail to keep you... ok, that's optional, if I want you, I'll go into the fight)

      The rest I'll get into your skull somehow. I will have to train anyone I get anyway. The skill set we require is so narrow and specific that it is absolutely impossible to find anyone like that unless I'm willing to pay twice my salary. And even if I wanted, I cannot.

      Instead, this way I get someone who is first of all grateful that I got him out of our testing pool (not really the position you want to be in, if you can handle the stress there, you can handle it up here easily), who I can tie and bind contractually for 5 years to the company (or he'll have to pay back the expenses for the training he receives) and who has EXACTLY the skill set I want!

      Plus, it's nice to see every test crew head shiver when I head down to HR. They know what's coming. :)

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  88. Someone doesn't like geeks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... because this is what they did on Golgafrincham

  89. 12 hours is not going to solve any thing by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    12 hours is not going to sole the UK's problem that "engineers" and all of us with technical skills are considered greasy plebs" who will drip oil over the drawing room carpet.

    You not going to over turn hundreds of years of history in one flight.

    1. Re:12 hours is not going to solve any thing by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Someone hand that guy some mod points. That finger hit the wound pretty well.

      When I was doing CISO work for one of our larger companies, I was the only C-Level who came from a tech background. Makes sense for CFO and CEO not to, of course (I'd shiver if they did...), but having a CIO and CTO who don't either gave me the creeps. Of course, I was just a "little C", sitting basically under the CIO (who in turn sat under the CFO... better don't ask how well that one worked out), but it was obvious that it will be an uphill battle for me to be taken serious.

      That you're seen as a big money sink who doesn't really "produce" anything doesn't really help either.

      I think the mutual disdain has a lot to do with it. As long as it is grease monkeys vs. tie racks, I don't think we'll get far. Mutual appreciation for the work of the other one will get us there, problem is that techs are often seen as expendable. Well, in turn, we often see managers just as expendable, just we can't fire them if they become inconvenient.

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    2. Re:12 hours is not going to solve any thing by frinkster · · Score: 1

      12 hours is not going to sole the UK's problem that "engineers" and all of us with technical skills are considered greasy plebs" who will drip oil over the drawing room carpet.

      You not going to over turn hundreds of years of history in one flight.

      Sure, 12 hours isn't going to solve any problems in the UK. But think of all the time they will spend at the useless conference and then the additional 12 hours on the way back to the US.

      Silicon Valley might actually have 36 straight hours of nobody selling them out! Think of all the greatness that could come of it!

      I propose a THE-BOSS-IS-GONE-HACK-A-THON to take place at the same time as this event. We can see which groups solve more problems.

  90. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by fatphil · · Score: 1

    The problem is they clearly don't have the best of the best boffins - such as these guys:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUbjpwyesk0

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  91. Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever actually tried to work on a plane? It can't be done. Assholes this stupid can't think their way out of a problem.

  92. its a DIRECTION crisis, not skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First-world countries (esp. USA) are suffering from a direction/leadership crisis, not a skills crisis. We have no worlds to conquer.
    In the 40s, we had stop the Axis/save the world.
    In the 50s, we had re-building/modernizing society.
    In the 60s, we had space exploration/getting to the moon.
    In the 70s, we had self-centered bacchanalia as expressed by disco, afros, nausea-inducing fashions, and other reasons drugs should remain illegal.
    In the 80s, we had "the market" and increasing efficiencies in businesses.
    In the 90s, we had "the internet" and globalization/the 24-7 company.
    In the 00s, we had mobile and cloud services to extend the direction from the 90s.
    While mobile and cloud refinements march on, everyone sits around scratching their heads and asking "now what do we do?"

    We could solve energy. We could solve third-world hunger. We could solve first-world obesity.
    We could solve any number of problems. JUST FREAKIN' PICK ONE AND GO!! ... then we can talk about a skills gap (as if these leaders even knew what skills were needed).

  93. ARGH by BVis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There is no "tech skills crisis". There is a "unwillingness of businesses to pay people what they are worth" crisis. The natural function of supply and demand drives prices up when demand rises. While I'm not a proponent of the free market solving all the world's ills (left to its own devices, the damage that big business could do is unacceptable, since the free market requires an informed customer base, and we don't have that), this is a situation where the market is being unacceptably manipulated by moneyed interests influencing labor markets in a way that artificially drives prices down for a given market. If you want to attract high-quality talent (and that's not a given, a lot of employers don't want "good", they want "cheap", and then wonder why their product is shit), in a sane market, you have to treat your employees better than the other guy. Since the world would apparently collapse in upon itself if employees were treated like the valuable assets they are instead of greedy, lazy, expensive liabilities that are always whining about working conditions, we have a "tech skills crisis". It's fixable. Corporate profits are at all-time highs, productivity is off the charts, yet wages have been pretty much stagnant (when corrected for inflation) for decades. It's not rocket science. Pay people more and you'll out-produce the other guy. Sure, your company's profits might drop from 17 kajillion dollars to 16 kajillion dollars, but over the long-term (no wonder they can't deal with the concept) you'll come out ahead by producing a better product. But, improving quality is hard, while treating your employees like shit by paying them less and denying good benefits is easy and saves (short-term) money.

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    1. Re:ARGH by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Getting cheap and good personnel is possible. I have very good people at my hand who are working here at rates that are far from top rates in their work of field and especially their expertise level.

      Money is not the only motivator out there, ya know? The key is in your sentence "treating your employees better than the other guy". And I'm not talking about dorky "company picnics" or other force-fed "enjoyments" that most could easily do without. We recently had a piece about stress. And fending off that stress from techs sure IS a motivator that can easily make people, good people too, accept lower payment.

      Money is nice. But there is a limit to its usefulness. Once everything's covered, why bother having more and being a mental wreck at the same time?

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    2. Re:ARGH by BVis · · Score: 1

      That is a good point. I guess what I'm saying is that in the absence of any real intel about what a company is like to work for, salary is the most quantifiable measure of how much an employee is worth to an employer for someone looking to get a job. Also, it's really easy to talk a good game about how great your corporate culture is in a job description, but a lot of the time it's total bullshit. You have to take "omg Xbox free soda etc etc." with a huge grain of salt. And, in the end, you can't eat job satisfaction or pay your mortgage with corporate culture. Show me the money.

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    3. Re:ARGH by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I'm mostly hiring from the inside, so I rarely run into this (very valid) problem. The people I "hire" usually already know what to expect, both from their current position to what I'm trying to offer them. Maybe that's why I get away with paying rather mediocre amounts of money, they know that the "job perks" (like no overtime, very moderate stress levels, the "there is one person in this company who yells at my techs and it ain't you" rule and so on) easily make up for it.

      It is quite hard to convey this in a normal job interview. The only thing you could offer is a tour through the office and a little chitchat with the other people working there. I guess any company offering this must be somewhat secure of their employees not telling the new guy "run, run while you still can".

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  94. Re:masters in tech. The school system needs to cha by HaZardman27 · · Score: 2

    I think that depends on whether a student is pursuing a computer science degree or a software engineering degree. Unfortunately many schools don't provide such a distinction, but there's no reason why a true computer science student should have to do an apprenticeship. Software engineering is about using tools to create systems and products and solving real-world problems with software, so an apprenticeship would be much more applicable for software engineering students.

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  95. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put at least Stallman, ESR and Torvalds on that plane.

    No, Mr. Ballmer, we shall do no such thing. (By the way, why are you dressed like an aircraft maintenance worker today?)

  96. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Informative

    When were these 'good old days'?

    Like all "golden eras"... they never were.
     
    I just got done reading a book on Edwin Land, and one of the things the book covered was how careful he was to get his stuff patented and protected as far back as the 1920's. One of the reasons why Polaroid had essentially a monopoly over instant cameras for so long (essentially from the late 40's to the late 80's) is that they patented the hell out of every detail. Or, one can go back even further - one of the reasons Electric Boat took such an early and commanding lead in submarine construction is that back in the late 1800's-early 1900's they held several key patents on submarine design features. Even after the patents expired, the "grace period" they provided allowed EB to build up such a reservoir of capital and experience that by the 1920's they were virtually the last man standing.
     
    The "golden era" of Silicon Valley wasn't so much about lack of patents, as it was the rapid growth of the electronics and computer industries during that time. They were very lucky in that there were several booms, mostly overlapping each other... but the boom times are gone now that industry is more-or-less mature. However, that hasn't stopped them or others from treating such boom times as $DIETY-given right.

  97. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classifying RMS as "just a hacktivist" only highlights your ignorance. I suggest you read up on everything he's achieved (he started emacs, gdb and gcc to name a few)

    You're glorifying someone who re-implemented an editor, compiler and debugger.

    Big difference compared to the people who invented them.

  98. Re:End job based health insurance that is part of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We should end health insurance in general.

    Healthcare should work like the school system. Hospitals are locally run and funded by property taxes, making their services free to anyone who walks in the door. Additional grants and guidelines on use of those grants are handed down from state and federal level. Private hospitals can be chartered but they're allowed to charge for their services (and to deny care to anyone who can't pay).

    State and Federal accreditation agencies then oversee that standards are maintained at a minimal acceptable level across all institutions and redilly available ratings information allows people to compare hospitals and choose to live near a good one if they can afford to do so.

  99. Solve a massively complicated problem in 12 hours by strangeattraction · · Score: 1

    Solve a massively complicated problem that has eluded some of the best minds for years and involves solutions on a global scale in a meer 12 hours. Some might think that a publicity stunt to promote an airline but I think we can solve all the worlds problems this way. The problem is selecting the correct 100 or so people to dispose of this way for each problem. CEO's are just a starting point. Dictators, Bankers would be high on my list. The massively wealthy certain are causing a great deal of our problems.

  100. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...coast through law school and get a job that pays well and is well-respected (I meant by regular folks, not us). "

    Where have you been the last 7 years? Debt to income rates from law degrees make getting anything but profitable. I have a law degree and am pursuing a masters in computer science. You have no idea what the market looks like for new grads this is flame bait.

  101. *Another* "technical skills crisis" story? Really? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    Any business leaders who can't figure out why there's a technical skills shortage probably also can't dress themselves, navigate public walkways or avoid urinating in public. As has been stated, ad nauseam, it's about the money and prestige. Treat skilled IT professionals with the same regard as management (IT manages machines, not people) and provide commensurate salaries and watch that shortage vanish like the morning dew.

    The guy in the stockroom is "the help." The garage mechanics are "The help." IT professional are NOT the "the help," and for the enlightenment of the one or two MBAs reading this, we're smarter than you, on average. As management, you ignore this at their peril.

    Everything else said about the subject is delusional bullshit - the kind of circle-jerk-in-the-echo-chamber at which recent American MBAs excel.

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  102. Can't help it by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    I still think in this scenario the solution is a FIM-92 in capable hands...

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  103. use many planes please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    eggs in one basket? really?

  104. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by chebucto · · Score: 1

    He specifically says

    http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/why-not-lgpl.html

    Proprietary software developers have the advantage of money; free software developers need to make advantages for each other. Using the ordinary GPL for a library gives free software developers an advantage over proprietary developers: a library that they can use, while proprietary developers cannot use it. ...

      This is why we used the Lesser GPL for the GNU C library. After all, there are plenty of other C libraries; using the GPL for ours would have driven proprietary software developers to use anotherâ"no problem for them, only for us.

    However, when a library provides a significant unique capability, like GNU Readline, that's a horse of a different color. The Readline library implements input editing and history for interactive programs, and that's a facility not generally available elsewhere. Releasing it under the GPL and limiting its use to free programs gives our community a real boost. At least one application program is free software today specifically because that was necessary for using Readline.

    Just as free software is not a religion, proprietary developers do not have a freedom to use libraries created by free software developers. Where did you get that idea from?

    Developers in general have a right to use software under the license it was released, and RMS is suggesting that free software developers use the license that best promotes the adoption of free software.

    Indeed, this is one issue where he clearly shows pragmatism, by suggesting that commonly-available libraries be released under the lesser GPL. Yet you turn this around and claim that, by doing so, he is going 'to great lengths to compromise on freedom in order to push his free software religion'.

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  105. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Hire smart people, make it part of their job to spend one day a week in training in new tech, and you'll have no more skills crisis in no time.

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  106. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Answer to turning a mediocre library-style developer who can barely code a while loop, into a star programmer who builds the libraries: Include one day a week of his work week as mandatory training in the skills that are missing.

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  107. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Classifying RMS as "just a hacktivist" only highlights your ignorance. I suggest you read up on everything he's achieved (he started emacs, gdb and gcc to name a few) as a hacker before making such an unfounded claim.

    The fact that RMS also cares about people and not just about sating his own technological cravings is a positive point imho, whether I agree with him or not (and I often don't)

    RMS tends to undermine any "free software" argument by virtue of being a religious fundamentalist... Don't get me wrong, I'm a big supporter of free software, but RMS seems to go to great lengths to compromise on freedom in order to push his free software religion.

    Example: he recommends using GPL instead of LGPL in situations where there is no reasonable competing library, in order to remove developers' freedom to use non-GPL licences for their software. Note - this isn't a consistent "everything should always be GPLed" view, he specifically says the choice of licence is down to whether or not you could use the GPL to remove other people's freedoms.

    You have it backward, his belief is that you should use the GPL to prevent other developers from being able to limit the end user's freedom. Remember, developer freedom is secondary, under the GPL, to end user freedom. Every time you see an "inconsistency" just take a moment and think about it, the whole thing is about preserving the software's end user's freedom.

  108. Tell Human Resources, not Geeks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    [Posting AC as I've already moderated ...]

    I agree with many of the opinions expressed here wrt HR and why they're wrong about there being a skills shortage, but why are you telling us; "Preaching to the Converted?" You should be on HR forums telling them. They're not going to see your thoughts on /. They likely don't even know it exists. Ixquick shows plenty of potential targets for you to connect with them.

    You want change? Change them.

  109. It'll be a real waste of a good plane... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..when they crash it in the oean.
    But at least it's for a good cause.

    There is no skills shortage. Greedy executives simply won't pay people a livable wage that they can live on in the desirable areas they put their companies

  110. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Altus · · Score: 1

    By that standard didn't Linus just re-implement a kernel?

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  111. Re:End job based health insurance that is part of by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    What a Communist idea! Odd that it works so well in most of Europe.

    But the US must fight that tooth and nail. Luckily, due to the health care system there, chances are lower that they still have enough teeth and nails to fight for long.

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  112. Re:*Another* "technical skills crisis" story? Real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy in the stockroom is "the help." The garage mechanics are "The help." IT professional are NOT the "the help,"

    Kettle to pot, kettle to pot, come in pot......

  113. Don't... by schlick · · Score: 1

    ...put all your eggheads in one basket. Seems like your just begging for an attack.

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  114. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep.

  115. Pohl's Starburst! by spetey · · Score: 1

    This premise, writ large, dates back at least to Frederick Pohl's 1982 novel Starburst . Eight varied, smart people are sent off on a long journey to a distant star. They soon discover there is no star toward which they're heading, and the whole thing was designed to get them to solve a lot of the world's problems.

    Not a lot of the SF I read as a kid stayed with me into adulthood, but I still think about that one on occasion. I guess that's partly because of the fantasy that, I'm learning, appeals to so many nerds: that we might finally have time to sit down, without distractions, and "work it all out". (Now that I think of it, like Descartes at the beginning of the Meditations ...)

  116. I imagine it is the same everywhere as with every. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thing price. I got MCSE for 2000.00 it fit on one credit card. then I got CCNA for 800.00 Give that a whirl today.
    I hate to guess what those simple skills cost today.
    Any and all other skill sets need the same thing. Cheap classes to learn them.

  117. Wasn't this a book? by Dr+Herbert+West · · Score: 1

    "The Problem Pit" by Fred Pohl. I forget how it ended... mass extinction? Incest? Everyone goes home happy?

  118. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no, law students have to study while they work out? How terrible, they should be paid even more.

    Never mind the fact that, as an engineering student, I didn't even have time to get into the gym.

    I have no respect for lawyers. Leeches, all of 'em.

  119. Get a second plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put 100 regular people from an entire spectrum of society; teachers, tech profesionals, firemen, several small business owners, and see what solutions they come up with.

  120. There is no "skills crisis" in any profession by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What we have is a pay crisis. I don't care if you're talking about cleaning out toilets with your tongue, if the pay, benefits, and work environment are right people will be breaking your doors down to work for you. What we have is a crisis of businesses willing to run the economy into the ground rather than acknowledge the principles of supply and demand.

  121. Re:masters in tech. The school system needs to cha by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

    I'll add: Link the amount of student aid available in the U.S. to the expected earnings. Engineering students == lots of aid. English majors* == little aid.

    (Yes, I know there are exceptions -- we're talking *averages* here.)

  122. Guess what went wrong by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    The pilot? He's the guy who approved patents.

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  123. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Xylantiel · · Score: 1

    Did you somehow miss the fact that Apple broke the status quo that you just mentioned by refusing to sign cross-licensing agreements? And if you think that one-click would have passed muster as a patent in the '80s you also slept through the transition from when method patents were not allowed to the current condition where they are. Just because it was bad before doesn't mean it can't get worse.

  124. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    When were these 'good old days'?

    1775

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  125. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by zidium · · Score: 1

    NO ONE is willing to pay for quality programming mentoring.

    Just look at how unsuccessful PHPU.cc is at just $50/month.

    No one values education any more or thinks everything should be free free free, so quality products whither and die.

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  126. Re:masters in tech. The school system needs to cha by zidium · · Score: 1

    Everyone expects apprenticeship systems to be free.

    Just check out www.phpu.cc for a very cheap and very cost effective PHP mentoring system.

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  127. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only problem with the so-called technical skills shortage claim is the reason behind it. Employers want guru-level skills at beggar-on-the-street prices. To do it over, I would never have begun a career in IT. After a decade and a half my experience apparently means nothing to employers. Only in IT is product-specific skills, down to the version number, a requirement. My nephew is too intelligent and smart to ever consider IT as a career. Of course by the time he graduates from high school the world will have moved past this nonsense and he'll be a visible minority.

  128. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

    I don't mean to sound like a troll, but that is a load of crap. There are a lot of professions for the "brightest" outside of business and tech that not only pay well but they can also enjoy.

    As for not being able to enjoy a technology job, that goes the same as with everything else. Those who can simply understand technology will end up at the help desk. Those with vision will probably end up designing and implementing.

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  129. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coast through Law School? The only people I've heard of coasting through Law School never made it all the way through or stopped coasting after the first quarter. You know how some movies show law students running on treadmills with their books in front of them so they can study at the same time? That actually happens in real life all the time.

    Really? The only person I recall costing through law school was an actress in the movie "Legally Blonde". Ha! Ha! I'll have to give that a try when I begin law school, not in the USA, come September. If I could turn back time, I would only need to go back to 2005, after I developed my analytical skills as an IT consultant for a decade, and head to law school. The last eight years have been a complete waste of time to the point that I am worse off financially than in 2005. Yippee!

  130. They are the problem, there is no shortage by BlueCoder · · Score: 1

    They are invested in the world(game) as it is today. So they have no motivation to change it.

    Show me someone that will undercut their bottom line. Until then I will question their motivation.

    There are no shortage of tech workers. There is only a shortage of tech workers willing to work below their market value. And a bunch of crooked business people trying to undercut the capitalistic market they supposedly support. It's the same story we hear all the time.

    1. Re:They are the problem, there is no shortage by TheSync · · Score: 1

      There is only a shortage of tech workers willing to work below their market value.

      There are plenty of tech workers willing to work below the current first-world market value, but the first world makes that difficult through limiting legal immigration.

      Of course this is only a delaying tactic, as foreign countries grow more efficient economies, the protected first world tech workers will find themselves facing competition from non-first world tech companies - and the first world companies will be at a disadvantage because they have a tough time hiring top quality people from other countries.

  131. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

    Where have you been the last 7 years?

    Europe.

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  132. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    By the way, what bloody crisis?

    Came here to ask this, is it the same faux shortage of tech workers (actually a shortage of very cheap tech workers) or is it something I don't know about?

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  133. Since you lie or are ignorant ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you lie or are ignorant in your first example the rest deserves no more consideration.

    The levels of toxicity in several major rivers are outrageous - read up on the Hudson, East River, Ganges, many Chinese and Russian rivers, etc. (And yes, Russia and China are capitalist and always were, just the number of actual capitalists were kept artificially low by totalitarian regimes.) Look at all the brown and black land in and around cities (NY metro area for example) - properties too expensive to remediate even in the places where land values are the absolute highest in the world.

    The levels of environmental devastation created by and not paid for or remediated by capitalist entites (for example GE) actually exceed the value they bring to the economy. Read up on externalities. Negative Externalities are slowly killing us all.

  134. Fakes on a Plane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "CEOs, thinkers and venture capitalists"? I hope they bring someone who knows how to turn on their iPads for them. They *might* already know how to check their own email.

  135. Re:masters in tech. The school system needs to cha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Businesses don't make the distinction either.

  136. Had to say it by chipperm80 · · Score: 1

    If you build it, we will land!!!

  137. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Yep, the real skills gap is that employers do not want to pay for skills.

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  138. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, come back when you re-implement a troll!
    Oh, wait, D'oh!

  139. Re:*Another* "technical skills crisis" story? Real by buybuydandavis · · Score: 1

    The guy in the stockroom is "the help." The garage mechanics are "The help." IT professional are NOT the "the help," and for the enlightenment of the one or two MBAs reading this, we're smarter than you, on average. As management, you ignore this at their peril.

    If techs were so smart, they'd have the salaries and power MBAs do. I got my PhD in EE. I was probably the "smartest" of my friends in engineering school, but they all got out of engineering and switched to business either in undergrad, or shortly after graduating. I was the "smartest", and the biggest dumbass.

    Smart isn't being able to churn through equations the fastest. Smart is making the best decisions. By that standard, IT professionals are morons.

  140. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by rwa2 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the GPL is very pragmatic... the only thing "religious" about it is that once some code converts to GPL, it stays GPL. But that's the point... to prevent people from "stealing" GPL code and making it proprietary again.

    RMS came from the background of having to debug crappy proprietary code delivered from vendors. Ever read stories about what things were like in those days? Without the source code and without vendor cooperation, they were having to make binary patches to binary files to fix critical bugs in production executables and libraries. RMS wanted to put an end to that... if you deliver a software product, you need to provide the source code to the user so that user can fix your shit (or give the code to someone else to fix).

    That is all. There's nothing in the GPL that explicitly says you have to put the code in the public domain! You just have to deliver the code to whomever you distribute it to. And you can charge money for both! It just so happens that since your customer is free to redistribute your code to whomever for free, that the easiest way to comply with the GPL is to publish your code on a public server... but that is not a firm requirement.

    In fact, it seems ideal for banks, government, military, etc. to stipulate that all code they contract for is covered by the GPL... even code that they want to keep secret. They could buy a bunch of code from Company A, and if they mess it up, they're free to give the delivered code to another vendor Company B to fix and maintain. That scenario would be impossible under most proprietary licenses... they'd simply have to throw away just about everything delivered by Company A that they can't recompile or integrate. And the GPL wouldn't make anyone give the source to anyone else (i.e. the public) that doesn't have the binaries. I suppose the only grey area is if they piss off Company B, is Company B allowed to take the "secret" GPL'd code they got from their customer to maintain and put it out for public distribution?

  141. apprenticeship systems does not need to be free. by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    apprenticeship systems does not need to be free but it not cost 20K+ a year and it does not need to last for 2-4+ years at that price.

    The college system is to much one size fits all and pushing so many in to it drives up costs and Dumb's it Down as well.

  142. What a moronic idea. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a bunch of people you assume are smart, put them in a noisy place (a plane) for many hours which is FAR from a relaxing or though-conducive environment, in a physical locale (a jet) where discussion is unlikely... what if the person who likes your idea (or can tell you why it won't work) is half-way across the plane? Then once they're exhausted, jet-lagged, and probably in need of several good-nights' sleep, drag them in front of world-leaders to pitch half-baked ideas that they haven't had the time or resources to study the possible effects or likely efficacy of.

    I bet this idea was come-up with while on a trans-Atlantic flight by someone blitzed out of his mind or higher than the airplane he was in.

    Is it April 1st somewhere yet? This is the sort of stupid BS I expect to read on April 1st.

  143. There is no shortage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no global tech skills crisis. The only crisis is that there are too many people leaving technical fields because there are no opportunities (or at least in the western world). Its not easy to live in a hut with a straw mat on 1 1/2 cups of rice per day in Seattle or California, without law enforcement chasing you out from under the bridge and accusing you of squatting. You *can* do that in Bangalore, and on the outskirts of Shanghai.

  144. Free trip by allan_small · · Score: 1

    Can I volunteer?

  145. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

    They already mentioned putting the lawers up on the plane

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  146. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by crutchy · · Score: 1

    RMS is known for what he says, not what he does

    Torvalds is known for what he does, not what he says

  147. Re:Don't forget the free and open source people to by crutchy · · Score: 1

    RMS talked about open source and free software philosophy

    Torvalds was the engineer that made it work, and continues to be a critical cog in the engine that helps maintain Linux supremacy to this day

    FOSS and Linux won't die with Torvalds, but it will be interesting to see what happens to the quality of the Linux kernel when it leaves control of its one and only real master.

  148. What IN CN cannot solve is hubris & greed by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    India and China can solve the world's tech skills crisis with more bodies for Silicon Valley and US, EU ... CEOs. More work-visas and illegal-residents will always solve the skills problems for chicken processing, grape picking, software developing, engineering design, corporate welfare, political elections . Visas and illegal’s have solved labor crisis’s for decades now. Why not continue ?

    By importing labor, we can save on education, healthcare, first responders, housing loans and provide communities for the newest and youngest amoral entrepreneurs in the drug, sex, larceny sectors of the US and EU underground economy. Religious conservative scientist would say “it’s all relativity, gods’ will.”

    The more things sound the same:
    In the 1700s the peasants could not survive without fealty to an aristocracy.
    In the 1800s the small dirt farmers’ survival ended the big plantation farms.
    In the 1900s the small businesses could not compete with national Corporations.
    In the 2000s the citizens must serve the whim/will of Corporation Welfare states.
    The less things appear changed for US, EU, RU, CN, IN .

    Make'em sound different, and folks will think they got some difference.

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    Unaccountable leaders are masters, and unrepresented people are slaves. How do US and EU fare?