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Not Even Investors Know What Google Glass Is For

bdking writes "Google says it plans to ship its Google Glass Explorer Edition by the end of April to developers and consumers who paid $1,500 to test the computer-enabled eyewear, with vague plans for a general release (at a lower price) by year's end. But what will you really be able to do with Google Glass, beyond having information presented before your eyes? Even investors who are set to spend millions funding apps development for Google Glass have no clue. Is Google Glass being overhyped as a 'transformational' device?" I bet every real estate agent in the world would like one of these hooked up to a database of houses for sale, so they could instantly scan all the relevant information.

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  1. If it really knew where it was... by Animats · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If the thing had good enough heading and position information, it could overlay detailed information on the real world. But it's not that good. It's just a smartphone display.

    Also, I'll bet that driving with it will be prohibited after the first few hundred accidents.

    1. Re:If it really knew where it was... by swanzilla · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If the thing had good enough heading and position information, it could overlay detailed information on the real world. But it's not that good. It's just a smartphone display.

      Too bad smartphones don't ship with GPS receivers, accelerometers, gyroscopes...

    2. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yea because linking it to your phone which sends it information would be just too hard for google to do.

    3. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I suspect it has the sensors necessary for augmented reality, but not the processing power or battery life for it (I remember seeing somewhere that Google estimated something in Glass's form factor could do augmented reality for a few minutes at most before the battery would be dead).

      A computer that's actually usable in some very limited capacity while driving or doing other activities that require both hands and/or focus seem like a major use-case of wearable computing. I'm sure Google is very interested in making sure Glass is usable in that situation. Maybe it could try to guess if you are driving switch an audio-only mode.

    4. Re:If it really knew where it was... by sgage · · Score: 0

      I would hope that driving with this thing would be prohibited at its release.

    5. Re:If it really knew where it was... by alexborges · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ok let me explain:

      It is not a phone, it has (or shouldnt or will evolve to) no comunications capabilities beyond connecting to your already existing phone. It is a display, a voice gatherer and an api for your phone.

      Its posibilities, if my assumptions are right, are endless and i do think that, done right, it could be a game changer. However, I also think nobody copies shit better than apple. If this works, you can be sure the iEyeEye (ay ay ay), will be simpler, stupider and more loved.

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    6. Re:If it really knew where it was... by PseudonymousBraveguy · · Score: 0

      As the heading of your phone is not equivalent to the heading of your head, that is not sufficient for a good information overlay.

    7. Re:If it really knew where it was... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Smartphones already do that, it is called augmented reality. So I am not sure what you mean by "It's just a smartphone display."

    8. Re:If it really knew where it was... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      So stick an accelerometer on the glasses, I guess the price will have to go up another $1.

    9. Re:If it really knew where it was... by h4rr4r · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Driving is when I want augmented reality the most. Give me a GPS overlay with directions and when it gets dark/foggy/rainy give me vision in other spectrum. Display my current speed and the legal limit where I am, basically I want a damn HUD.

    10. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the heading of your phone is not equivalent to the heading of your head, that is not sufficient for a good information overlay.

      Why wouldn't it be? You are looking at your phone for information. Your phone is pointed where you want the information from.

    11. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prohibited.

      Like texting on your Smartphone, killing someone with your Bushmaster or diddling your neighbor's kid with your PleasureVibe 9000 are all supposd to be "prohibited".

      Do you mean you think it should be outlawed or that Google should include some app or another that would take advantage of the processing power and technologies inherent to an Android Smartphone that would actually prohibit the use of this device under specific predictable circumstances?

    12. Re:If it really knew where it was... by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then buy a Cadillac, several models have a HUD with turn by turn directions, speed, current audio selection, and optionally IR.

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    13. Re:If it really knew where it was... by greenfruitsalad · · Score: 1, Insightful

      one needs to wait for the second or third generation to have those fancy bits in. how are they meant to make money off the same people again if the 1st device is good enough?

    14. Re:If it really knew where it was... by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      There's already laws about driving while distracted. It's just that for most people "distracted" is something that is hard to define. So they have to come up with very specific laws about what exact kinds of distractions you aren't allowed to do. Personally I never felt that safe driving while talking one the phone. And it's not that I'm a bad driver, I just realize how distracted I get when I'm on the phone.

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    15. Re:If it really knew where it was... by gorzek · · Score: 1

      Google Glass won't be capable of AR because the display is only designed to cover a very small part of your entire field of vision. It can pop up information in one corner of your vision and that's it.

      Maybe they'll come out with a version that's more like real glasses, i.e. mostly/fully covering your field of view the way glasses do, but that doesn't seem to be in the offing yet.

    16. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are looking at your phone for information.

      I think you may have missed what the point of Glass is.

    17. Re:If it really knew where it was... by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Funny

      I am not 80 nor a rapper, so I am not sure I am allowed to. I would not want to either, since I am not 80 or a rapper.

    18. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never fear!

      Coming soon: Google Pack - a 30 pound backpack containing a massive battery to power all your augmented reality dreams! Also available in a mobile-friendly fanny pack version!

      Because smartphones are emasculating. But with 30 pounds of battery packs strapped to your body, you'll get more pussy than The Rock when they see your sweet-ass Google Goggles!

    19. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking stupid? If I look up at a god damn building 45 degrees to my left and up 20 degrees and my phone is in my pocket by my dick, how the fuck will it know what I'm god damn looking at?

      Google Glass was supposed to be an augmented reality device, and it's just a head mounted video recorder.

    20. Re: If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Now that would depend on which direction your dick is pointing.

    21. Re: If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a ton of use cases involving enhancing driving experiences.

    22. Re:If it really knew where it was... by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      It's almost like they designed it...to work...with smartphones! /facepalm

    23. Re:If it really knew where it was... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      .....

      Just put in an atomic battery in, like that in a pacemaker.

      Low power electronics + low power atomic battery == device is always on + lightweight.

      Downside is increased cost and regulatory issues.

    24. Re:If it really knew where it was... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Who's gonna buy the 1st-generation device if it doesn't have those things?

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    25. Re:If it really knew where it was... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I think non-rappers and non-senior-citizens are allowed to buy CTS-Vs...

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    26. Re: If it really knew where it was... by LeePriorCollier · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find pacemakers use lithium batteries.

    27. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not an accelerometer -- that doesn't have anything to do with heading. For wearable heading you have two options: a full 6 degree-of-freedom inertial platform, or a magnetometer. Well, there's a third option - phase-differential GPS, but that only works outdoors, with no tall buildings around, and it would be the most expensive to develop as they'd need it done custom as none of the off-the-shelf "tiny" modules support anything like it. You really need to feed input from two antennas, separated by a known distance, to the receiver, and compare the phase of the incoming signals to determine which way the baseline is pointing. For wearable heading, a magnetometer is pretty much "it". Oh, and it tends to have problems when you're on the boundary to large steel structures. In a high rise building, you'd be OK when inside, but would face lower accuracy near the walls and when going in/out of the building. And so on.

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    28. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 2

      If it has a camera, it'd be quite doable to "compare" the image it sees to Google Street View imagery from the vicinity, and use that to determine not only your heading, but pretty much solve the full 6 degree of freedom head position/orientation combo.

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    29. Re:If it really knew where it was... by HeckRuler · · Score: 0

      It's just a smartphone display.

      Well yeah, but IN YOUR FACE.

      No, really, that's it's main perk. Instead of mindless zombies hunched over staring at their waist, we'll have mindless zombies blithely staring where ever they want.

    30. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Augmented reality is only power-expensive because you need to be doing lots of matrix algebra and other heavy lifting to determine your head's orientation and position in 3D space based on what the camera is seeing *and* on some reference imagery (Street View comes to mind). If they figure out how to let the GPU do most of it, they'll probably be OK.

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    31. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Well, all batteries we know of are ultimately made of atoms, so that's not a big deal. A nuclear battery -- one utilizing nuclear power, well, that's something I've never heard of. They are usually called nuclear reactors, and come with piles of paperwork and hordes of qualified operators and inspectors.

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    32. Re:If it really knew where it was... by HeckRuler · · Score: 2

      And sadly it will beat out the stylish black iPatch for pirates. It's not open source, but nobody pays.

    33. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But then that requires you to be an asshole, but not enough of one where you're allowed to buy a BMW.

    34. Re:If it really knew where it was... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Who's gonna buy the 1st-generation device if it doesn't have those things?

      The crapload of developers who already dropped $1,500 on one, for starters.

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    35. Re:If it really knew where it was... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Apple seemed to be good, when Jobs was alive, at copying ideas out there already, adding a lot of polish to them, making them pretty, and then making them popular.

      If google delivers an underbaked product, does something to make people lose interest in it, and clones Steve Jobs back to life, then I think the smart money would be on apple winning. It would also help if google changed names of the product so apple could call them iGlasses.

    36. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tchuladdiass · · Score: 1

      There are also batteries (as mentioned in the parent comment in some pacemakers) that generate electricity off the decay of radioactive isotopes. Essentially they work similar to how a solar cell makes electricity from light. Only problem is they put out a very low amount of power. Upside is they do that for an extremely long time. So they are useful in applications that only require low power, but where you can't replace a battery very easily (and most batteries would go dead after a few years just from sitting there).

    37. Re:If it really knew where it was... by grumbel · · Score: 1

      Too bad smartphones don't ship with GPS receivers, accelerometers, gyroscopes...

      The problem isn't so much the orientation and such, but the fact that Glass doesn't cover your field of view. It's just a small rectangle in the top right, so it can't overlay any information over the real world. The best Glass can do is display some contextual information.

      Judging from their latest developer presentation however Glass really seem to be extremely underwhelming. All that they have shown so far wasn't even contextual in any meaningful way, no face detection, map application or anything, it was essentially just used as a notification area to tell you when you had new mail and such. Maybe that was just a side effect of that being a very early demo, but it really looked pretty useless.

      The only interesting part of Glass so far seems to be the tiny head mounted camera, but $1500 seems like a rather heavy price for that.

    38. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 5, Informative

      I don't know what kind of an idiot you are, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that our visual system does not support texting and driving. As in, you know, the central vision is the only thing with decent resolution -- the only thing that in fact support conscious processing of imagery that has meanings that have to be decoded. That's why you constantly relocate your central vision while you read. If it has meaning that has to be picked up, the central vision must get to it. So, in order to look at a cell phone you're moving the central vision smack onto the cellphone's display. The cellphone's display is likely to be in a location where the peripheral vision -- the realtime, absent-of-meaning parallel-processing vision of ours -- will not be targeted at the windows and windshield. Thus you make yourself effectively blind for the purposes of driving. That's why texting and driving is so bad -- when you text, you're a blind person driving the car. It's that easy. Things are perhaps a bit more acceptable if you have a tactile keyboard on your phone and know how to use it without looking at the phone *at all*, but you're still redirecting your conscious attention to processing of the text you're writing, and that's bad in and of itself as I'll explain in the last two paragraphs.

      As for talking on the cellphone while driving: well, most people, in the U.S. at least, have to hold their cell in their head, or support it with the shoulder, etc. Again it doesn't take a genius to figure out that you're altering your posture sufficiently so that your external field of view becomes crippled, and you're unable to execute head saccades. Saccades are the fast motions of the eye that redirect the gaze to a new point of interest. When a saccade is large enough, it gets executed in tandem by your neck muscles and your eye muscles. If it's even larger, your entire body participates in the motion -- and it's pretty damn cool that all those stacked motion stages can still execute a saccade that ends up at most a couple of visual degrees away from the intended target. All this goes to hell when you have a cellphone to deal with -- either between your head and your shoulder, or between your head and your hand. Again -- you're making yourself partially blind in the areas of peripheral vision that would normally elicit a shift of visual attention.

      Oh, so what about the hands-free sets? Again, it doesn't take a rocket scientist. You've got an extra thing on your head to worry about if you wear a headset. Any sort of an out-of-normal situation (slipping headset, change of settings, etc) will for a moment monopolize your conscious attention. If you're using the car hands-free set, those are the worst. The audio quality is worse, so more of your conscious attention needs to be redirected to what was an automated task: decoding the meaning of words. The worse the audio quality, the more conscious processing is required to deal with a task that in normal conditions is purely automatic once you're around age 5. I don't think I need to convince you that depriving yourself of serial conscious processing is good while driving. The conscious attention is a serial resource -- it can only do one thing at a time. Yes, arguably driving depends a lot on sub-conscious processing -- since this is the only kind of processing we have available that's fast and real time -- that's why you can't drive a bicycle just knowing the physics of it, your conscious processing is way too slow.

      But, in spite of most driving being done by the hugely parallel sub-conscious processing, you do need to do some ahead-planning to cope with changing weather and road conditions. If you completely redirect your conscious attention at the phone conversation, you may end up rear-ending someone -- for a simple reason. The conscious processing is used to keep the driving model up-to-date so that your learned sub-conscious "reflexes" keep you driving at a correct speed, in the correct lane, at a correct distance from the car(s) ahead of you. Once there

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    39. Re:If it really knew where it was... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      I think non-rappers and non-senior-citizens are allowed to buy CTS-Vs...

      Nah..those people would be smart enough to just go and buy a REAL vette, and have something that actually not only performs well, but also looks the part of a sports car too.

      I've never understood the appeal of a grandpa car with a vette underneath it...why not just get the real vette?

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    40. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Sulphur · · Score: 3, Funny

      If the thing had good enough heading and position information, it could overlay detailed information on the real world. But it's not that good. It's just a smartphone display.

      Also, I'll bet that driving with it will be prohibited after the first few hundred accidents.

      There will be talk of prohibiting porn.

    41. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      OK, but who's going to buy the next five?

      I don't know what Google Glass is really for either, except possibly furthering the universal surveillance of everything in the universe by another unwelcome step -- or not, because even people who normally don't think about or ignore this kind of privacy issue still tend to react with hostility when the creepiness is overt.

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    42. Re: If it really knew where it was... by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      They just need to fit the phone with a dickpointnanometer.

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    43. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Well, there are radioisotope generators. They can put out as much power as you design them for, there are no inherent limitations except for the fact that you need to have somewhere to dump all the waste heat to.

      The pacemaker stuff were Betacels that worked by directly coupling a beta emitter with a semiconductor junction. Those as well can be scaled up to be as big as you wish them, but they only last a couple of years (10). Lithium batteries have better power density, so there's really no reason to use Betacels if all you want is a disposable power source.

      All of those utilize nuclear power. Nuclear != atomic. I don't know what idiot first called nuclear power "atomic" power. Let this mistake die, please.

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    44. Re:If it really knew where it was... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Pattern recognition, aka Google Goggles.

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    45. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you fucking stupid what part of you are looking at your phone don't you get?

    46. Re:If it really knew where it was... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          Why? What audience are the developing for? Realtors were mentioned, but most don't have a huge budget for gadgets. My guess the first audience would be rich kids with no responsibilities and too much money. You'd have to guess what they might want to do with them... Then you're right back to the purpose of the modern cell phones for them. Take pictures of each other drunk, post them on Facebook, and text (err, voice text now?) while they're driving. They don't actually want to *talk* to each other, unless it's annoying to their parents.

          I believe they had an advertised feature of letting you know when you're in proximity of someone you like or dislike.. That'd go over just as well as Google Latitude. Oh ya, it didn't.

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    47. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glass does nothing that an augmented reality app on a phone can't already do. Plus the phone has the added bonus of not looking like a retard with a stupid pair of glasses on.

    48. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      They're called radiothermic generators (RTGs), and are what's been powering Voyager for decades, and also at least used to be used by the Russians to power remote lighthouses that needed to go for long periods without servicing. Basically it's a heat-battery driven by the decay of a chunk of radioactive material in it's core.

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    49. Re:If it really knew where it was... by JWSmythe · · Score: 3, Funny

          You keep your dick in your pocket? I stopped doing that because it was uncomfortable rubbing against my keys and wallet.

          A dick mounted video recorder though... That's a brilliant idea. Patent it before Google does.

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    50. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Car mount for Android Phone, plus something like UlyssesSpeedometer with HUD mode enabled. Works like a charm, but is not really big enough using my GS3 IMHO.

      https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.binarytoys.speedometer&hl=en

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    51. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Actually there have been studies done, though I couldn't cite them offhand. The results of most of them are that for most people talking on a hands-free headset impairs driving about as much as a blood-alchohol level of 0.6(? don't remember exactly, but around the legal limit in more restrictive areas). And that says nothing about the added distraction of something that requires the attention of your visual system or hands as addressed by tibit.

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    52. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really kind of doubt it. Apple is too stuck in "our design only". Yes, they make beautiful products, but what do they know about making beautiful products for my face? Nothing. And they really only have one style of anything. My MacPro looks a lot like my MacBook Air and like my iPad.

      The company to win this will be the one who creates a device that can be incorporated directly into the regular eyeglass lenses as an option.

    53. Re:If it really knew where it was... by BasilBrush · · Score: 0

      Crapload? Is there any indication there's much interest in developing for this?

    54. Re:If it really knew where it was... by kwbauer · · Score: 0

      "BUt laws gte passed based on alarmist media stories."

      Exactly. That is the only reason we are currently discussing any increase in so-called "gun control" here in the US. Far more people are killed by alcohol misuse each year than guns, far more more by tobacco yet nobody is parading any survivors from those things and begging for "something to be done".

    55. Re:If it really knew where it was... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Distracted is easy to define.

      Not in a legal sense. Mostly the laws are used to throw an additional ticket at someone after a crash if they confess to it in their police statement. But rarely do they hold up to a challenge by someone who was distracted but didn't crash, unless the act itself is specified.

    56. Re:If it really knew where it was... by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Then get an Audi.

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    57. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can be sure the i[Version] will be simpler, stupider and more loved

      You mean like when they hid all the BSD underpinnings and stuck a UI on top of it that made (and still makes) a lot of people get their work done more efficiently? Yeah, that's really stupid!

    58. Re:If it really knew where it was... by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      I like a fast, good handling vehicle but I'm not going to put up with cramped quarters and my ass 2 inches from the ground to get it. Give me a large sedan with big leather seats, ice cold air, and enough sheet metal around me to bounce the occasional honda off of me.

    59. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think there's going to be a large chunk of people impulse buying it based on what they simply think it can do. The public perception of glass was in large part created way before the actual reality of it was demonstrated. A lot of those people will have enough money that they'll have no problem buying it without doing any real research first. That said, I'm sure there's a fair amount of people who'll buy it because they actually do want some of the features it offers. God knows I've seen enough facebook feeds with people snapping pictures of mundane things to know there's a market for making that easier for them.

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    60. Re:If it really knew where it was... by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Actually a lot is being done, especially in regards to tobacco. Long gone are the days when you could smoke on a plane. In many places you can't smoke in restaurants anymore. They aren't even allowed to have a smoking section. Where I live, you can't smoke inside any building that's a place of work. You can basically smoke in residents, but that's it. You can't smoke in your car if you have a minor in the car. And in the case of many public buildings, public parks, and even outdoor transit stops, they have a 9 meter no-smoking radius.

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    61. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "BUt laws gte passed based on alarmist media stories."

      Exactly. That is the only reason we are currently discussing any increase in so-called "gun control" here in the US. Far more people are killed by alcohol misuse each year than guns, far more more by tobacco yet nobody is parading any survivors from those things and begging for "something to be done".

      Uh, yeah, actually, they are. All the time. Have you not seen a drunk driving PSA? Or an anti-smoking ad? To say nothing of how many laws got passed already as a result of those people begging for "something to be done". The difference with guns isn't whether someone wants to control it; the difference with guns is how many people get upset about controlling it. There's no media attention to the victims of drunk driving because almost everyone is willing to agree "duh, drunk driving is bad". There's media attention whenever gun control comes up because it's controversial, and controversy sells.

    62. Re:If it really knew where it was... by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Very well put.

      I've posted in the past that the problem with laws about distracted driving are ineffective because people who are driving "distracted" are often driving perfectly fine when they cruise past the police. They are in the lane, centered, they are moving with traffic, and all appears to be well.

      Then 2 blocks later they run over someone in a cross walk because while they were driving just fine, they weren't actually paying nearly enough attention.

      Your post is a nice articulate explanation of how that works and I thank you for it.

    63. Re:If it really knew where it was... by oztiks · · Score: 0

      Yeah because we cant do this already with NightSky

      https://itunes.apple.com/au/app/the-night-sky/id475772902?mt=8

    64. Re:If it really knew where it was... by T-Bucket · · Score: 1

      If it has good enough heading and position information, it'd make a bitchin' heads-up display alternative for pilots. Student pilot lost? Ask your google glasses to point out the nearest airport. Got an emergency in the clouds? It'll show you where the nearest runway is. Link it to the transponder and let it highlight traffic out in the real world. Plenty of applications for it in aviation.

    65. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      But the atomic pacemaker allusion was really to Betacels where you have a P-N junction "driven" by beta decay electrons. ;)

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    66. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      - "There's already laws about driving while distracted."

      -- "I don't know what kind of an idiot you are, but it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that our visual system does not support texting and driving."

      WOW! That escalated quickly!

    67. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 2

      Yep -- they were driving on an "empty road". The conscious brain was monopolized by the conversation or texting and didn't even have a chance to notice the person on the road. Part of the problem is that our learned driving doesn't normally include obstacle avoidance -- we have no reflexes to avoid a person on the road, thus without the conscious attention paid to it, we just don't.

      It's interesting: obstacle avoidance is not something you do every day, so you never learn it enough to get your automatic brain to take over. Alas, this is something one could learn in a simulator, and would need to stay current on. Then you could be distracted and would swerve past humans just fine -- although it'd require way more training to make such swerves properly avoid other traffic. Again, you'd need to train in a simulator and would need to experience a large and controlled number of on-the-road situations. In normal driving, we rely on our conscious attention to do all the planning - how to fit in between other cars, what speed changes to execute, etc. We could relegate all of that to our parallel, real-time pre-conscious processing part of the brain, but it's impossible to do merely sitting in a car on a road. It'd cost way too much in junked cars :/

      Also remember that the fast, pre-conscious part of the brain lacks any reasoning capabilities -- it cannot infer, it cannot bring up memories, etc. It doesn't make sense of anything, it just follows what matches best the situations it has experienced so far. It sure can do what appears to be "logical" processing (say boolean operations work if you learn them) -- but it cannot apply reasoning of any sort. So, unfortunately, any maneuvers thus executed would not necessarily make any sense, nor would the necessarily give you any longer-term advantage. They might be OK to avoid a bunch of cars/obstacles this very second, just to be rolled over by a truck that was a couple hundred feet back but had no way to brake in time -- that's something you'd figure out quickly if you looked in the rearview mirror and let your conscious attention figure it out. You'd need to train (and re-train) for this very situation in order to have it available as an automatic skill -- you see where this goes, there's an exponential explosions of possible scenarios, rather quickly it's impossible to train for anything more since in real life it will surely occur with some other modifying conditions that will make the learned responses obsolete.

      Things such as lane maintenance and following distance maintenance are being re-trained constantly whenever you drive and pay attention -- the conscious/attentive brain is tuning the behavior of the preconscious. If you consistently drive without paying attention, your automated actions slowly get detuned.

      There is also the observation that people are thoroughly confused when they slam on the brake but accelerate instead. They were not paying attention, the automation in the brain did the "slam the brake" reaction, but it missed the brake and slammed accelerator instead. The conscious attention, once it gets to it, still has to reconcile the presupposed model of the situation (foot on the brake) with what's really going on (WTF am I going faster?). For some reason we don't understand yet, it takes long to do such reconciliations -- it gets worse the farther out the old model is with relation to reality. When you're sufficiently confused, things take long enough that when it happens to a fighter jet pilot, they'll end up underground before they figure it out. Even for commercial jet pilots it can be deadly. That's most likely what killed everyone onboard AF447, and that's what almost, almost did in China Airlines flight 006.

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    68. Re:If it really knew where it was... by wierd_w · · Score: 1
    69. Re:If it really knew where it was... by zdzichu · · Score: 1
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    70. Re:If it really knew where it was... by cffrost · · Score: 1

      [...] in my pocket by my dick [...]

      You should really give that back to your husband.

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    71. Re:If it really knew where it was... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      or a BMW, or a Lexus.

      Pretty much all the high end cars offer them now.

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    72. Re: If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you have to use nanometers to measure your dick where it is pointing is the least of your concerns.

    73. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I read the Verge article on Glass:
      http://www.theverge.com/2013/2/22/4013406/i-used-google-glass-its-the-future-with-monthly-updates

      The $1,500 is the price for developers. It's a high price because they don't want casual parties to be purchasing this limited run, they want committed developers to make apps. They are aware that there's no app market for these (because this is the first in it's market).

      You can touch the outside rim of the glasses to manipulate menus. I imagine this is limited to just directional scrolling.

      IIRC, it requires a phone with a data connection for most of it's features. I'm guessing that a lot of work is just going to be offloaded to the phone entirely. A lot of people are imagining some crazy always-on life-changing gadget, but given that these are just glasses, and that battery capacity hasn't improved dramatically in the last couple of years, I'm going to guess that these imagined features aren't going to happen.

      Similarly, the always-on surveillance distopia that people are freaking out about is also not going to happen for the same reason. There just isn't enough battery power to just record everything, all the time. Especially if you want to do anything else with them in the meantime.

    74. Re:If it really knew where it was... by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I am not enough of a prick.

      The difference between an Audi and a porcupine is that on the porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

    75. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Who's gonna buy the 1st-generation device if it doesn't have those things?

      Google should have done this as a joint venture with Apple. With the latter's design and marketing genius, stores would have been fighting consumers willing to pay $2K+ off with a shitty stick.

      Plus, all of us non-believers could focus our energies more easily on a single Goo-ple.

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    76. Re: If it really knew where it was... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Now that would depend on which direction your dick is pointing.

      In the immortal words of Yazz, the only way is up.

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    77. Re:If it really knew where it was... by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      And running adds asking people to cut back is the same as attempting to outlaw the use in what way?

    78. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      There is an age limit beyond which driving a sports car amounts to wearing an "I'm an insecure prick with tiny genitalia" t-shirt.

      Unless you're Italian.

      For everyone else, it's about 34.

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    79. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      I'll be damned, RTGs indeed. Well, they've got a nice water-cooled thermal sink, so it's almost an ideal place to use an RTG. No need to deal with radiators for cooling like you have to on space probes. One learns something new every day, thanks!

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    80. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Pattern recognition only works if you've seen the place before and you knew well what the camera position and orientation was. For general purpose applications it'll work for from-the-street looking around when Google Street View data is available, but that's about it. You'd have to have fiducial marks or otherwise pre-train the system for a particular situation -- then it's no more a general purpose heading sensor anymore.

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    81. Re:If it really knew where it was... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Doable, but not in realtime without lag, particularly for massive numbers of users. You could probably use it to periodically correct for drift on an inertial tracker though.

    82. Re:If it really knew where it was... by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      It's the softer, more refined 'vette. For the peopl who want to go fast, but not so fast that they aren't comforable.

    83. Re:If it really knew where it was... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Apparently to get a +5 out of Slashdot now you just need to toss out some business-speak and make fun of Apple. Maybe just the latter.

      What the hell is a "voice gatherer"? You mean a microphone? API? It's not an API. It's a pair of bulky glasses with a little display in one corner (and yes, a microphone). It looks very much like it's bound to be the next bluetooth headset - a phone accessory worn mostly by people who think it makes them look important.

      In another five to ten years when it shrinks enough to be unobtrusive and the display area covers the entire field of view maybe it will find some non-niche uses. I doubt it will change any games though. Well, maybe golf.

    84. Re:If it really knew where it was... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, it's power expensive because it needs to run the camera and GPS continuously. The glasses might be able to do without the camera, if the head tracking is good enough.

      The actual computation is pretty trivial, and is also something graphics cards have been doing since 1996 or so.

    85. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what Google Glass is really for either

      It's a wearable, head-mounted heads-up-display.... it's for displaying shit.

      What's it "really for"? That's like asking what your computer is "really for".

    86. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glass does nothing that an augmented reality app on a phone can't already do. Plus the phone has the added bonus of not looking like a retard with a stupid pair of glasses on.

      Right- you just look like a retard who is walking around holding your phone out in front of your face.

    87. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smartphones already do that, it is called augmented reality. So I am not sure what you mean by "It's just a smartphone display."

      Augmented reality is just a buzzword for taking real-world data on a display and overlaying some type of information. Usually it's assumed to also mean "in real-time". For example, the way the NFL paints the line of scrimmage and first-down lines onto a football field when you watch a game on TV.

      What he means by "It's just a smartphone display" is this: It's a hands-free bluetooth device which has a microphone, camera, and display.... so you can wear that shit on your head instead of wandering around holding your phone up in front of your face. But other than separating those functions from the actual phone body, it's not fundamentally any different than a smartphone is right now.
      As a simpler example, it's like calling a bluetooth earpiece "just a smartphone earpiece".

    88. Re:If it really knew where it was... by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      Pattern recognition only works if you've seen the place before and you knew well what the camera position and orientation was.

      That's what Goggles does. It recognises landmarks near its GPS location.

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    89. Re:If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. don't really disagree with most of your suppositions, phones/driving is a bad mix...
      2. *however*, will take issue with one minor point: SWMBO had an aftermarket bluetooth/handsfree thingie installed in her car, and the sound out of the car speakers is FAR MORE intelligible and understandable than either the phone held to the head, or on speakerphone... not to mention louder, but it is really -i think- clearer than what you hear through the phone...
      just sayin'...

      but, yes, i seriously think we all need one free hood-mounted RPG shot a month: if it was found the target was on the cellyphone, then you not only don't get arrested for murder, you get a $100 bounty ! ! !

      captcha= juggler

    90. Re: If it really knew where it was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, google developed driverless car just so we could look like geeks wearing glasses.

    91. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      Number of users is fairly irrelevant. You only need to slowly keep "nearby" google street view images downloaded and kept in a cache in the phone. All the processing is done in the phone -- well, perhaps the street view stuff could be pre-crunched, perhaps already run through a transform that would need to be done anyway before doing matching, but that's it. There's no big demand for server resources. I've seen rather advanced fiducial tracking on iPad in real time and it was done generically -- the "fiducial" could have been, say, your face :)

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    92. Re:If it really knew where it was... by tibit · · Score: 1

      The GPS doesn't need to run continuously. Once you're tracking via the camera and you've got a lock, the GPS is pretty useless -- camera supplies much better data then. The camera power is probably negligible compared to the power needed to run the GPU full-tilt.

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    93. Re:If it really knew where it was... by oztiks · · Score: 1

      I was expecting Funny for this not Troll. We're still pretty touchy feely about Apple around here aren't we?

    94. Re:If it really knew where it was... by JBaustian · · Score: 1

      It hardly matters what Google does with this product. It's been invented and there's no way that it can be uninvented. So there will be other versions from other companies. If Google de-contents its product, there will be others with even more features.

    95. Re:If it really knew where it was... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      The other exception is if your sports car is old and/or British, has no roof, and you wear a flat cap while driving it.

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    96. Re:If it really knew where it was... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      You seem to be confused: the Cadillac "fake 'vette" was the XLR, not the CTS-V. The CTS-V comes in sedan and wagon forms, which is a substantial advantage if you're into that kind of thing.

      However, I agree: if you're considering a CTS-V coupe, then you're certainly better off with a Corvette (or maybe even one of the faster versions of the Camaro...).

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    97. Re:If it really knew where it was... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      There is an age limit beyond which driving a sports car amounts to wearing an "I'm an insecure prick with tiny genitalia" t-shirt.

      Unless you're Italian.

      For everyone else, it's about 34.

      That's only if your buying a car to impress others, or to impress and entertain yourself.

      I'm quite a bit over 34yrs....I've never owned anything with more than two functional seats in my entire life, the one that technically had 4 seats, was a 911 turbo.

      I've never owned anything BUT 2 seat sports cars. Is it because I care a flip about what others think. No...I"ve just loved them since I was a kid, and I like to drive like a bat out of hell in a performance car, and I do. It makes me happy, and to me, that's what really counts.

      I've never understood the supposed sports car / penis size thing.

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    98. Re:If it really knew where it was... by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Well as a product that you attach to your phone, they would have to provide an API so that developers can incorporate capabilites for the glass thingie in their apps, wouldnt they? Methinks you just get a little of the butthurt when the simplest critique of apple is made. I myself are an apple user. Im writing this from my mac, I have an iphone 5 and have spent a ridiculous ammount of money in the apple ecosystem. I sure love the idea of a HUD for my phone and some apps and you might or not agree with me, but imagine if it was so good (better than standard voice recognition, better than available voice command interface, supperb overlays) that it displaced the phone's display.

      I dont know if it will be that good, but if it was, it could change the smart phone game.

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  2. I know what it's for. by Gerafin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    One word: advertising. Right in front of your eyes is the most prime advertising space I can imaine.

    1. Re:I know what it's for. by Zeromous · · Score: 2

      Indeed, screw Minority Report, this is so much better, since the ad venue stays with the user.

      You don't need to maintain venues anymore, advertising becomes cheaper and super effective.

      This is about learning your habits and ensuring you see only relevent ads. Anything else is a money loser for google in the long term.

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    2. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Google has made it clear that making Glass minimally distracting is a major design goal. Showing advertising on it doesn't mesh well with that. Obviously advertising is Google's main business and it's reasonable to assume Glass feeds into that somehow, but I suspect it's for data collection, not display of ads.

    3. Re:I know what it's for. by sinij · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >>>One word: advertising. Right in front of your eyes.

      I really don't think masses will tolerate always-on advertising in a classical banner-video format in the visual field space. Plus liability that would come when people start claiming accidents on distraction.

      Advertising will have to be done via shaping your information feed and not by distracting or grabbing your attention.

    4. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's incredible. They made the same claims about distractions in Google Search pre their IPO. Look at the results today vs 5 years ago.

    5. Re:I know what it's for. by alen · · Score: 2

      so why would people spend $1000 on a device to view ads?

    6. Re:I know what it's for. by bhagwad · · Score: 2

      What do you mean? Are you "distracted" by the ads in google search?

      I'm not. And no one else I know is.

    7. Re:I know what it's for. by slashmydots · · Score: 0

      Well don't leave out massive privacy invasions like nonstop tracking of everything you see and everywhere you go.

    8. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And Google has NEVER changed it's mind on anything, has it?

    9. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right because you put these on and they immediately start recording everything you do and everything you look at. It's recording video always, at all times they are on, yup thats it.

    10. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what is called a television set?

    11. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so why would people spend $1000 on a device to view ads?

      Ever seen a $1000 television?

    12. Re:I know what it's for. by taustin · · Score: 1

      Google is working to get other companies to develop uses for it. Three of the first five such uses will sell advertising. The other two will consist of nothing but advertising.

    13. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ads don't need to be distracting. For example, place a Tide Laundry Detergent logo on someone's Glass for a few days... see which one they buy the next time they're out.

      Actually, even worse (or better?)... you enter a convenience store intending to buy a bottled beverage. You look at the cooler, and what's this? The Coca-cola bottles are more apparent somehow. Maybe they're slightly brighter. Maybe there's something about them that you just can't place that makes them stand out. For some reason, even though you originally wanted a Wild Cherry Pepsi, now you buy the Cherry Coke.

    14. Re:I know what it's for. by tlhIngan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One word: advertising. Right in front of your eyes is the most prime advertising space I can imaine.

      Bzzt. Wrong target.

      Advertising yes, but not to the user. The user is merely a tool to capture the goings on and identities of everyone else. Couple with GPS and other sensors and facial recognition, Google would now have a more complete picture of you.

      So if a Glass user catches you walking out of a bar, you can find new Google ads for bars, ladies and other things around that area when you surf the web.

      So yes, advertising, but it's putting more effective advertising in front of more people. Glass users will be few, but they'll be able to collect more information about more people than ever before.

      Heck, if a Glass user catches you walking out of a porn store, Google can then prompt you if you want to turn off safe search the next time you visit it.

    15. Re:I know what it's for. by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Why do you think that it would be YOU to decide that? Just 'cause you're wearing them?

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    16. Re:I know what it's for. by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Fuck Wild Cherry Pepsi.

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    17. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you should support open-source and the right to change the software of your devices. So that your devices do what YOU want, and not what somebody else wants.

    18. Re:I know what it's for. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Google has made it clear that making Glass minimally distracting is a major design goal.

      Well, thank goodness that Google is going to insist on maintaining complete control over the platform, and not allow anyone else to develop their own apps for it, amirite?

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    19. Re:I know what it's for. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I really don't think masses will tolerate always-on advertising in a classical banner-video format in the visual field space.

      I think you're over-estimating the collective intellect of those we refer to as "the masses."

      Advertising will have to be done via shaping your information feed and not by distracting or grabbing your attention.

      Right - think less "banner ads flashing across the entire display while you're driving," and more "suddenly every building and car you pass is covered in 'artwork,' that turns out to be thinly veiled advertisements for Valtrex and Nikes." Kinda like Times' Square, but every-fucking-where.

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    20. Re:I know what it's for. by Wookact · · Score: 0

      Yes, the first LCD TV I bought was a grand. The plasma I got about 3 or 4 years ago was almost a grand, but much larger. So yes, not only have I seen TVs for a grand, but I have purchased one.

      Wait, why am I replying to an AC?

    21. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spent $100 on a Roku2-XS that forces me to watch ads on the home screen. People buy Hulu and are forced to watch ads and the Xbox360 has ads on it now. How many new PCs, tablets, and cellphones come without some form of adware installed on them by the vendor? Ad subsidized/supported hardware is a fact of life.

      Prediction: People will buy G-Glass, be offended by the ads on it, but keep using it because (1) they spent so damn much money on it that they will be determined to use it regardless, (2) the benefits of use will outweigh the inconvenience of viewing the occasional ad, (3) G-Glass adblockers will enable not just blocking of Glass ads, but also of real-world ads. Suddenly the space where a billboard was will be overlaid with blue sky.

    22. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what the first killer app for Glass will be: ADBLOCK AR (Augmented Reality)

    23. Re:I know what it's for. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I just did a search, and looking a the page that was already up before your comment, I see 1 ad, at the bottom. None on the sides, and none on top (including no paid results at the top, which I usually get). The results aren't any "worse" today compared to 5 years ago.

    24. Re:I know what it's for. by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Pepsi makes me look forward to a glass of water.

    25. Re:I know what it's for. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Your phone does that already. So what's your complaint?

    26. Re:I know what it's for. by OhANameWhatName · · Score: 1

      Obviously advertising is Google's main business

      Not if they can start selling $1500 sunglasses.

    27. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those are all things you can do with any carried computer, whether or not you wear it on your face. Presumably that is what the original Android purchase/push was for. The question is: What's Google Glass for?

    28. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of selling adds "per click" they can be sold "per eyeball" LOL

    29. Re:I know what it's for. by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      I honestly doubt it has anything to do with ads. Keep in mind that, ever since they bought Motorola, Google is now also a hardware company. If they can put out a must-have hardware device with decent margins, there will be absolutely no need to have ads anywhere near the thing.

    30. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so why would people spend $1000 on a device to view ads?

      Remember TVs?

      Anyway, they could follow the Kindle business model: view ads to get the device cheaper.

    31. Re:I know what it's for. by jxander · · Score: 1

      "I've detected that you are leaving the bar alone. I found 14 houses of ill repute in your area, and 3 are fairly close to you. Shall I make a reservation?"

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    32. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      There's not enough screen real estate for a lot of ads. It's more like a heads-up display. With a very low resolution. I think you guys might confuse this with the Oculus Rift.

      If this thing isn't overly expensive I will get one just to putz around with it. Dunno if it has any practical use. I could put weather information on it but I don't need specialised hardware to know wether I am being rained upon or not.

      The biggest issue I see with it is user interface. There is a word for people who shout at stuff only they can see. So voice control might not be the best way to do it. The same word also applies to people who gesticulate at things only they can see. And gesticulate you will. Especially if your mates deliberately send you naughty images. Which they already do.

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    33. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      The consumer versions are rumored to come with a 750$ price tag at the end of the year(don't expect to get one before 2014, though). That's still too much for a mass market but I will definitely get me a pair of those.

      They propably are incapable to display more information than you get in a tweet and I may have to have a sit-down with an optician to get me specialised glasses so I will propably have to pay more to make them actually usable. Not sure about using bone induction for sound, tho. The tech has been around for a long time but I doubt it will be really usable for phone calls. Could be wrong, never tried it myself.

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    34. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      They are not directly in your vield of view and offer too little screen real estate for huge ads. And since this is Google, Flash ads are out of the question.
      This is not an Oculus Rift. Completely different thing.

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    35. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I think he is under the impression that these things send a constant video feed wherever you go. I wish I had that sort of relyable bandwidth and a contract that wouldn't bankrupt me to achieve this.

      A lot of the complaints lodged against those things have not been properly thought through.

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    36. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is about learning your habits and ensuring you see only relevent ads

      Can we kill the myth of 'relevant ads'?

      95% of the time people are searching the Web to learn new things, not to buy. So any ads they see in that period are irrelevant.

      When they do want to buy they use customer review sites and specialized fora to narrow-down products by merit, not ads.

    37. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      "I've detected that you are leaving the bar alone. I found 14 houses of ill repute in your area, and 3 are fairly close to you. Shall I make a reservation?"

      "According to your browsing preferences I have narrowed these down to 3 establishments that offer multiple participants but only one cup."

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    38. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I honestly doubt it has anything to do with ads. Keep in mind that, ever since they bought Motorola, Google is now also a hardware company. If they can put out a must-have hardware device with decent margins, there will be absolutely no need to have ads anywhere near the thing.

      And since this thing has not that much screen real estate ads will propably only come in form of a directory service. The only kind of automated unsolicited invitations to spend money would come as it does now with Google Now.
      "Mr. Lister, it is dinner time. I've already located the nearest Indian restaurant, preordered dinosaur vindaloo and have informed them to roll up a couple of kegs from the cellar."
      The worst thing that could happen is "Does anyone want some toast?" when your household appliances also connect to the display.

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    39. Re:I know what it's for. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      It lacks a way to communicate the other way privately and hands-free. Voice recognition tech is fairly good now, but hardly silent - it'll get really annoying on the train when everyone is chanting 'page page page page' as they read. Maybe a future version can incorporate eye tracking, or subvocalisation detection, but it'll be years before that tech is compact, reliable and cheap enough.

    40. Re:I know what it's for. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      That type of augmented reality requires processing power still far beyond the capabilities and power profile of a smartphone.

      Give it another ten years.

    41. Re:I know what it's for. by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I know that voice recognition has come a long way these 20 years. Back in the day we used ViaVoice for voice interaction with a robot. It worked quite nicely...unless we took it to an expo.

      Even if the tech were flawless, voice control is very tedious and socially awkward if the people around you do not know what you are doing. You need large tasks with few parameters to get rid of the tedium. Ambient problems will remain. Awkwardness will be at the level of talking to a bluetooth headset.

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    42. Re:I know what it's for. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They send live video 24/7, with embeded facial recognition, GPS, and DNA samples from everyone in the room.

    43. Re:I know what it's for. by kllrnohj · · Score: 1

      Google has only ever put ads on their free products (and even then only a fairly small number of them). All of their paid products have no ads. This is very much a paid product, there is no reason whatsoever to believe it will have ads.

    44. Re:I know what it's for. by bhagwad · · Score: 1

      So don't use it! Let others get whatever value they can though.

    45. Re:I know what it's for. by MatrixCubed · · Score: 1

      Just wait until Google Neural Interface is on the market. We don't need no steenking glasses!

    46. Re:I know what it's for. by Kelbear · · Score: 1
    47. Re:I know what it's for. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Those are all things you can do with any carried computer, whether or not you wear it on your face.

      No, no you can't. Because the "you" in question is google, and glass gets you to wear the camera on your face, where it's in a position to let google see what you're seeing, unlike the camera on your smartphone which only sees what you're seeing when you think it's important enough to snap a photo or shoot some video.

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    48. Re:I know what it's for. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      One word: advertising. Right in front of your eyes is the most prime advertising space I can imaine.

      What, from a Google product?

      I'm shocked, shocked to hear someone saying that.

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    49. Re:I know what it's for. by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      Right - think less "banner ads flashing across the entire display while you're driving," and more "suddenly every building and car you pass is covered in 'artwork,' that turns out to be thinly veiled advertisements for Valtrex and Nikes." Kinda like Times' Square, but every-fucking-where.

      A slight divergence from your point, but now I want Picasso vision, where the glasses turn everything cubist. That would probably be unusable, but it'd be neat. Other art styles would also be fun - pointilists, or make the night sky look like Starry Night. Or turn everything into a cartoon. I know that's several generations away, but I'd enjoy that.

    50. Re:I know what it's for. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yup. I'd refine that though: targeted advertising. Not only does Google own a display in front of your eye, they own a sensor package attached to your head that knows where you are and what you're looking at.

    51. Re:I know what it's for. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Right. So sneaky advertising. That makes it MUCH better!

    52. Re:I know what it's for. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Because it also lets them check their e-mail. Whoops, I mean, it also lets them tweet.

    53. Re:I know what it's for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.

      The last thing I want is a google tracker strapped to my head.

      After getting disgusted with Google reading my gmail to serve targeted ads, scanning for faces in images uploaded to picasa be default, and every fricking website I go to having a google api tracker on deck, I've started trying to go google-free this week.

      Google isn't as evil as Facebook, but they're getting there.

  3. Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "I bet every real estate agent in the world would like one of these hooked up to a database of houses for sale, so they could instantly scan all the relevant information."
    I bet not.

  4. Obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the ultimate Orwellian spy tech which will surpass the current kings Facebork and the collection of Google services. They only charge $1500 to give the user the illusion that they themselves are not the product.

    I'm sure a decent profit model could be worked out if they gave the devices away for free.

    (captcha: stalking)

  5. Head mounted smart phone by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is nothing more than a head mounted smartphone, with less features.

    It'll probably take a bit of time in the hands of some crazy members of the public before we see any really innovative things out of this.

    Personally, I don't see the big deal, its really just a head mounted smarth phone. Just a slightly different form factor, but due to its single display, a bad one unless you like headaches. But ... thats usually said a lot just before something groundbreaking happens :)

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    1. Re:Head mounted smart phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creepshots are about to explode. Other than that -- its going to depend on how seemless the overlay is in practice. is this something I use while doing something else? then neat. Is this something that I must pay attention to to the exclusion of the world around me (to a similar extent to a smartphone) then its going be a dangerous thing in the hands ... er... frames of drivers, pedestrians, etc.

    2. Re:Head mounted smart phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing really cool will happen until Apple invents it.

    3. Re:Head mounted smart phone by akozakie · · Score: 1

      Hype, hype, hype. Vide Segway. Nuff said.

    4. Re:Head mounted smart phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a smartphone. It's not any type of phone.

  6. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by Zeromous · · Score: 2

    I suppose Real Estate agents might like google glass for providing scripted open houses for prospective buyers.

    Also...to collect data on what they thought of each room, how long they spent there etc etc etc.

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  7. Like the iPad? by Phasma+Felis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is gonna be like when we all scoffed about the iPad's potential market, isn't it?

    1. Re:Like the iPad? by mtb_ogre · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Apple was able to tell people all the cool things they could do with an iPad.

      Google: "You tell us what it's good for!"

      When the inventor can't easily explain what the best uses for their invention are, it's a safe bet there really aren't any.

    2. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet I still have no ipad and barely use my android phone. However, I use the hell out of my laptop...

      Its not for me. But maybe someone else.

      These devices are seriously good at 'small' chunks of info. But at the large chunks I have become accustomed to getting? Not so much. Still thinking of getting a new phone. Just cause every freeking one out there is cooler than what I have ;)

    3. Re:Like the iPad? by BoberFett · · Score: 2

      Wait, I thought the best thing about the iPad was all the innovative apps. That means the public - not Apple - told us what the iPad was for.

    4. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes it's neat to throw something out there and see what people do with it. I'm sure it'll find some niche that no one is even considering yet within a year of it's general release.
       
      iPad has a relatively straight forward form factor and functional design in comparison. Tablets were already out there and the technology finally matured enough to make it more marketable...
       
      And Medusa liked it so it was a sure bet.

    5. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I went with 1st gen iPhone and learnt the hard way what Apple really stands for and what I really need in a phone.
      No more Apple.

    6. Re:Like the iPad? by bhagwad · · Score: 2

      You forget that we can use this to turn the tables on the government and spy on it instead. I for one will always wear this when interacting with a government official or the police.

      The dawn of the truly transparent state.

    7. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah -- this isn't the public release, this is a release to developers so that when the public release comes around Google CAN tell you what it's good for. They're leveraging their developer community to get free ideas. That is called "smart" in my book.

    8. Re:Like the iPad? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      This is gonna be like when we all scoffed about the iPad's potential market, isn't it?

      We also scoffed at the Segway. Oh wait.

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    9. Re:Like the iPad? by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "When the inventor can't easily explain what the best uses for their invention are, "
      how naive.

      In the hardware industry, the best application seldom come from the company that developed it. Best game seldom come the the console makers, then best application for the iPad didn't come from Apple, and so on.

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    10. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh huh. Have fun when those officers take them off your head and break them.

    11. Re:Like the iPad? by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Honestly, I didn't feel after the Stevenote like I knew what the iPad was for any more than I felt I knew what Google Glasses was for after watching the video they produced. In fact, in many ways they're similar: devices that duplicate the functionality of an existing object (a laptop/netbook vs a smartphone) using a radically different user interface.

      And just as I felt "Yeah, but the iPad's going to feel like crap the moment someone actually tries to do any serious writing or whatever on it", I felt "Yeah, Google Glasses is going to be a hell of a lot less interesting when it's being used in a cubicle at work for seven and a half hours a day, rather than when I skydive out of a plane and quickly take a picture and share it with seven friends using Google+"

      The iPad comparison does seem apt. It appears, at any rate, to be a crappy way of doing the things it's advertised as being for compared to the existing tools for the job, but it may be slick enough, and its UI friendly enough, that it doesn't matter what it appears to be.

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    12. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet... What IS an iPad good for?

    13. Re:Like the iPad? by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      I imagine he'll do a lot of fun things with the settlement. You've heard of this thing called "streaming" right?

    14. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with that. Google Glass is about supplying your data to the government, not the other way around. Just like browser search except way worse. I will punch anyone that gets near me with a pair.

    15. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it would be neat if it could do some facial recognition and tell you who you are talking to what they do and if it's someone you haven't talked to before do a quick search on them. My tablet already has some facial recognition software on it so maybe it wouldn't be such a crazy stretch. Link it up with facebook have it run through your friends list and pick up who the person is. That alone would be huge.

      Having a hard time finding something on the shelf at the store have google maps and your google glass tell you where to go based on comparisons of in store pictures. Item you can't find on the shelf? Someone has already taken a picture of it and sent it to the cloud google knows precisely where the item your looking for is. Oh wait you were looking for soup this brand has a sale on right now!

      Got a text from a friend it's already up on your head and you can see it. Why not give them a call with google talk and have a glass to glass conversation.

      Are people seriously having troubles seeing how something like this could be used? I'm not fully aware of the specs so I don't know if it can handle all that but if it's anything close to the latest phones it shouldn't be much of a problem. I'm not going to be an early adopter on this but I could see myself buying something like this some day and using it for various things.

    16. Re:Like the iPad? by grumbel · · Score: 1

      The problem with Glass isn't the core idea of AR, but the implementation. It's drastically under featured (no stereo, one eye only, doesn't cover center of vision) and drastically overpriced with $1500. So far they also have shown nothing for what it's actually good for. To make photos and video a phone seems to be good enough. Notification about email also don't seem to be complicated enough to need Glass. There might be some rare use cases where a hands-free device would be quite useful, but it doesn't seem like something every consumer would need.

    17. Re:Like the iPad? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 0

      Future sign to be placed at the entrance of all government offices:

      HEAD-MOUNTED DISPLAYS/RECORDING DEVICES PROHIBITED BEYOND THIS POINT

      fuck you filter error, sometime shit needs to be all caps (like a sign, for instance).

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    18. Re:Like the iPad? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Instant streaming tech has a long way to go before it's useful in that respect.

      FWIW, I gave a couple different apps a try (Qik before it sucked, and one other I can't recall the name of); both were either A) too shitty of a stream to really tell what was going on, or B) didn't actually stream, it saved the recording to the phone and uploaded it afterwards.

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    19. Re:Like the iPad? by BinarySolo · · Score: 1

      Sounds kind of like Google Wave...

    20. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Google: "You tell us what it's good for!"

      When the inventor can't easily explain what the best uses for their invention are, it's a safe bet there really aren't any.

      This is why Wave failed.

    21. Re:Like the iPad? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Or maybe it's like when we scoffed at Microsoft's Kin, Zune and PlaysFerSure.

      Personally I think it's going to be as popular as the Segway.

    22. Re:Like the iPad? by amiga3D · · Score: 1

      Before or after they break his head?

    23. Re:Like the iPad? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      They are providing the platform, the software comes from developers. I want something that tracks the people around me and feeds me their name, based on who I'm looking at. I'm bad at names, and it could help the mnemonic-impaired. I also want one that tracks my eyes and signals me when I'm impaired. eye movement is one of the best measures of impairment, and should be used to indicate impairment. And it measures all types, not just chemical issues. Those were the two apps I though up for it. The drive-safe (make your kids wear them and email you if they aren't safe), and the "who am I" apps.

    24. Re:Like the iPad? by hurfy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a wet dream for wireless companies.

      I wonder how much data one would need to push back and forth. Look it up on Facebook, Look it up on Google Earth. Upload a pic of soup and a system somewhere does the comparison? Sounds expensive and who's system do you trust. Download soup info and have your phone figure it out...Sounds worse.

      Sounds like a way to blast thru data caps in record time !

      No ideas here tho, i don't even need a smartphone yet (til i hook up the security cameras, then being able to check on them seems useful)

    25. Re:Like the iPad? by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I was pretty unimpressed with the demonstrations for the iPad. My reaction there was pretty much what I find myself thinking with glass. Basically just that it's a different output for a smartphone. And I do still agree with my first reaction. But at the same time, what I didn't get back then was the subjective experience of using that different display. The different form factor didn't seem like it'd be significant, but it wound up really impressing me once I finally did give it a chance.

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    26. Re:Like the iPad? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      heh meanwhile the guy behind you is instant messaging is buddy to come rob your house using the exact same service

    27. Re:Like the iPad? by khallow · · Score: 1

      Angry Birds platform.

    28. Re:Like the iPad? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What service tells them to rob my house?

    29. Re:Like the iPad? by Osgeld · · Score: 1

      the same one that sees a image of someone and gives you their name, along with a google map and contact info

    30. Re:Like the iPad? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The service I was describing was mainly to pull names of contacts, I didn't expect it to be able to pull names of people I have no relations with and give me private information about then, but at a sales conferece, having that pop up with a "billionaire sucker" tag to know who to fleece would probably be a desired feature.

    31. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a wet dream for wireless companies.

      I wonder how much data one would need to push back and forth.

      More data used is a nightmare for wireless companies. The people who have these sorts of devices will have unlimited data plans. And unlike most users, they will take full advantage of the network, forcing the carier to deploy more hardware.

    32. Re:Like the iPad? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      It takes only a couple of specialised applications for it to make it a must-buy for a couple of professionals. Just don't expect it to be usable for reading a book since it is just outside of your direct field of view and can display just about one tweet at a time.

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    33. Re:Like the iPad? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      You could do an AR version of Angry Birds. Simulate a slingshot with your fingers, have the camera capture that and have the glasses display animated irritaded poultry crashing through a Starbucks window to the indignation of the porcines located within.

      Which will be harder to achieve than everybody thinks. The display is not in your direct field of view, so overlays over your environment would be hard to align. The camera doesn't see your lower body parts(which I consider a blessing), so no hip-shots. Only one camera makes spatial awareness quite hard.

      So anybody who actually accomplishes that with any success will be my personal hero.

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    34. Re:Like the iPad? by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Yep, overlays over your surroundings will be hard to do since it is not in your field of view. True AR would require the display to be slap band in the middle of your fov and would also need to be on both eyes. You might get away with one camera if it were right in the center between your eyes but then you would give up on spatial awareness.

      Geocaching, public transportation information near your position, incoming calls, email, time&date, navigation, not so sneaky teleprompter, accidently dropping it to get a good view up a skirt... that's what this is for.

      I wonder about the UI. We need a completely new UI paradigm to interact with this thing since voice is...awkward. You'll be talking to stuff that only you see. Not ideal. Gestures that are registered by a camera that faces away from your body and at that height may also be problematic. Also lighting sensitive. And without a UI to interact with this thing you will severely limit its usefullness.

      Bugger me if I go about shouting at this thing in full view of the public. Mobile headsets are bad enough.

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    35. Re:Like the iPad? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      When the inventor can't easily explain what the best uses for their invention are, it's a safe bet there really aren't any.

      Almost the exact opposite you'll hear from anyone doing theoretical research. One of the biggest changes that came with the iPhone wasn't what the device could do but the app infrastructure; that infrastructure meant that what people could do with the iPhone expanded rapidly and well beyond what was initially expected. Sticking with apple there first computers were basically sold on the premise of do what you want with it; they didn't have a list of specific things it would help you do (or at least one that was remotely useful anyway)

      There are way, way too many questions about Google Glass to know whether it'll achieve much or not. I have doubts but would love to be proved wrong.

    36. Re:Like the iPad? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You forget that we can use this to turn the tables on the government and spy on it instead.

      You're feeding the data to google, which is a lot more responsive to the government than to you, because the government has a lot more guns than you do, and men to hold them. You forget reality.

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    37. Re:Like the iPad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the inventor can't easily explain what the best uses for their invention are, it's a safe bet there really aren't any.

      Do you know the story of how Intel decided to create a processor?
      IIRC, they made a list of all the things they thought it could be used for. Seemed good enough to create the processor. We all know they did end up creating one but it was never used for anything on the original list. Just one example.

      Sorry your logic doesn't pass the bullshit test and I would like someone to explain how this is insightful

    38. Re:Like the iPad? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Apple let the public think of things they'd like to do on an iPad, yes. But at the unveiling they had their own apps ready to go and well thought out ads showing functionality people wanted. Not to mention twenty years of Star Trek and other science fiction showing you what you can do with a tablet computer.

      Google doesn't seem to have any idea what you can do with Glass, other than checking your e-mail/twitter/whatever, which isn't really a killer app. They've also got twenty years of Star Trek showing people what Geordi could do with HIS visor, which you definitely cannot do with Glass.

    39. Re:Like the iPad? by hicksw · · Score: 1

      When the inventor can't easily explain what the best uses for their invention are, it's a safe bet there really aren't any THAT THEY WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT.

  8. This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by DavidinAla · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There will be a few real-world uses for Glass that are positive and cost-effective. For the vast majority, this device is a non-starter at any price, IMO. If you want to walk around pretending you're in a sci-fi movie, yeah, it's probably great if you're a 14-year-old, but most people aren't going to have a use for this AND they're not going to want to be seen wearing it AND it's not going to be socially acceptable. Once again, this is technology desperately in search of a problem to solve to justify its existence.

    1. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I am am far from 14. \
      I an looking forward to getting one of these.
      One enough people have them they become socially acceptable.
      I don't mind being seen wearing one.

      And I can think of a dozen good practical applications for it for the day to day wearer.

      You got nothing.

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    2. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by bikerminstrel · · Score: 1

      Can you list some of the practical uses you have in mind, which wouldn't be served just as well by an ordinary smart phone?

    3. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by FrankSchwab · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In a previous life, I spent a lot of time hang gliding. Competition and Cross-Country pilots have to hang multiple instruments on their control bars - variometers, GPS's, radios - to maximize their performance. This is a problem area, as the $1000 worth of instruments are in an easily damaged location which also reduces performance due to air drag.

      Google Glass would be a huge advancement here - stick your $200 cell phone where it gets good reception and is protected, use it for GPS, mapping, and communications functions, add a small cheap variometer interfaced to your phone. You'll have far better information, your instruments will be cheaper and your software will be vastly better, and your physical performance will improve by taking all that stuff out of the airstream.

      This, I think, is an example of the niche markets that no marketer in his right mind would build a product to meet, but combined with 1000 other niches could start to make the product ubiquitous. /frank

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    4. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      I work Helldesk. I can see a use for a display like that: Display alerts of network status and pending tickets. Now technicians can be much faster in their response time. The same thing would work for, say, shelf-stackers or cleaners in a store: Have it bring up alerts telling them what needs stocking in real time. A considerable boost in worker efficiency, which in turn means fewer workers. If the store can lay off just one employee, the savings will easily pay for giving the rest google glass and having an appropriate app written.

    5. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your pair can come with some kind of grammar checker or something. So that's one good use for them. Just 11 more to go.
       
      Maybe you can make it so that they'll block the gaze of Medusa...
       
      You may be older than 14 but you sure come off like a 14 year old while online.

    6. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I still look at people oddly when they talk on a blue-tooth headset, because it looks like they're talking to themselves. A lot of women I know won't even wear reading glasses because they don't like the way they look, even though they spent $700 on the designer frames. The conformity factor is quite high for most people.

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    7. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by ancientt · · Score: 2

      I want my speed, distance and map in a heads up display when bicycling. My smartphone does that except for the heads up display but that part is pretty important since looking down means I'm missing a lot of the stuff that I need and want to see.

      I'd also like to have it provide one of the video feeds from the person speaking during company video conferences. We have multiple feeds but having one coming from the speaker, or potentially letting the speaker see someone remotely asking questions would add a good bit to the experience.

      It would be great for taking remote tours when you're getting ready to move as well. Your real estate agent (thanks for earlier post to get the idea) could take you on a tour of several houses before you go to the site so that you'd have a narrow list of final home candidates as well. You could do it with a smart phone but a display from a wearer would give you a better virtual experience and be more natural for the real estate agent to use.

      How about attending a class lecture when you're sick or called away for a family emergency? Again, a smart phone could do it, but a classmate with Google Glass wouldn't have to worry about working the video and you'd look at the things the classmate does, like other students asking questions, answering them and so on.

      I doubt many of these things will be justified considering the cost, but I'm hopeful the price will come down.

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    8. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      Recording service of process.

      Viewing maps on my bike.

      Having my own personal teleprompter.

      Reading a translation of speech / movie / play / opera as I watch it without disturbing those around me.

      Getting a picture of my son when he's acting cute before he stops acting cute to try to grab

    9. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by GodInHell · · Score: 1

      //cough ... my phone.

    10. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a guy mumbling to himself the other day & verified he didn't have a bluetooth headset before avoiding him. Socially Acceptable has changed.

    11. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Anything that you need you hands free to do.

      Running fibre through an aircraft? you can look at the design and pathway and still run fiber.

      A doctor could have your vital view able without looking up from the surgery.
      A Juggler could get an audience count while still tossing 9 torches around.

      You can get info on someone without taking your eyes off them.
      I can look at a recipe while having both hands covered in oil.
      If it was just like a smart phone, but you don't need to actually take out your smartphone to do anything, wouldn't that have value?

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    12. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Just becasue you can't get with the program doesn't mean no one else can.

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    13. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bluetooth earpieces make people look like idiots, yet that hasn't prevented a big market for them. Hell, I remember the one of the earliest videos I saw online being guys dressed up as cellphones going around smashing the phones of people who used them in public because back then people thought using cell phones in public was kind of douchey, yet most people have one. I wouldn't underestimate the public's ability to adapt to new levels of looking like self-important, myopic twits for the sake of their convenience.

    14. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by westlake · · Score: 1

      There will be a few real-world uses for Glass that are positive and cost-effective. For the vast majority, this device is a non-starter at any price.

      This past summer I had surgery for a lazy eye.

      I didn't realize under afterwards how much that wandering eye had kept people at a distance.

      The geek's social skills and perception are stereotypically awful. I would have to agree that there is truth in that.

    15. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want my speed, distance and map in a heads up display when bicycling. My smartphone does that except for the heads up display but that part is pretty important since looking down means I'm missing a lot of the stuff that I need and want to see.

      I'm all for the no-look-down display on my bike. I'm not interested in having $1500 worth of hardware precariously strapped to my head that would be rendered useless by wind buffeting, and rendered dangerous in a crash. I'll pass.

      I'd also like to have it provide one of the video feeds from the person speaking during company video conferences. We have multiple feeds but having one coming from the speaker, or potentially letting the speaker see someone remotely asking questions would add a good bit to the experience.

      It would be great for taking remote tours when you're getting ready to move as well. Your real estate agent (thanks for earlier post to get the idea) could take you on a tour of several houses before you go to the site so that you'd have a narrow list of final home candidates as well. You could do it with a smart phone but a display from a wearer would give you a better virtual experience and be more natural for the real estate agent to use.

      How about attending a class lecture when you're sick or called away for a family emergency? Again, a smart phone could do it, but a classmate with Google Glass wouldn't have to worry about working the video and you'd look at the things the classmate does, like other students asking questions, answering them and so on.

      Great, so I can see what distracts my classmate? Sure, seeing what the hottie is wearing to class is great, but I'd rather have a camera that's aimed with the intent of distribution rather than having a Blair Witch Project shaky cam version of a lecture. Not to mention having the professor drowned out by the snoring of my sleep deprived classmate. Are they even intended to transmit ambient noise, or is that conveniently masked out by noise cancelling routines so that way the system isn't distracted by someone other than the user? I'll pass.

      I doubt many of these things will be justified considering the cost, but I'm hopeful the price will come down.

    16. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a good idea.

      http://marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

    17. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      I still look at people oddly when they talk on a blue-tooth headset, because it looks like they're talking to themselves.

      What chaps my ass is when they look at me like I'm the crazy one, when I mistakenly think they're talking to me.

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    18. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by sessamoid · · Score: 0

      Anything that you need you hands free to do.

      Running fibre through an aircraft? you can look at the design and pathway and still run fiber.

      A doctor could have your vital view able without looking up from the surgery. A Juggler could get an audience count while still tossing 9 torches around.

      You can get info on someone without taking your eyes off them. I can look at a recipe while having both hands covered in oil. If it was just like a smart phone, but you don't need to actually take out your smartphone to do anything, wouldn't that have value?

      Surgeons don't pay attention to a patient's vital signs. Nor would you want him/her distracted with trying to keep track of those things while cutting you open. That's what you're paying an anesthesiologist for.

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    19. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by quasipunk+guy · · Score: 1

      Isn't there a better product that already does all of this without requiring a link through Google's servers? Amusingly, an Android device available at the Apple Store?

      http://www.oakley.com/airwave

      As far as I can tell, the Oakley HUD is a pretty good example of what companies should be doing with these head mounted computers (in spite of a fairly niche market). Glass is both too limited and too ambitious.

    20. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

      I'm old enough to remember when cellphones first appeared. First when someone pulled a phone out of his pocket, everybody looked, made a joke, laughed, whatever. A few years later, almost everybody had one. Another few years, and the first reports of people whose phone had fused with their hand started to pour in. I doubt that 'not socially acceptable' will be a major issue.

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    21. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by FrankSchwab · · Score: 1

      Yup, that's a neat looking device. But it suffers from a fatal flaw - no niche market can use it.

      There's no obvious way for me as a hang glider pilot to integrate a variometer display in it, or show a moving map of my position relative to the turnpoints I need to hit in a competition. As a sailor, I can't modify it to do what I need it to do. As a motorcyclist, a Tour de France rider, a wake boarder, a golfer, a surgeon, a pest control specialist, an explorer, a Nascar driver, etc., I can't modify it for my needs. I haven't read up on Glass, so perhaps it has the same fatal flaw, but it is also far more flexible - a golfer could wear Glass and not look as out of place as he would wearing the Oakley HUD.

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    22. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      That's not my recollection at all. People were impressed with mobile phones from day one. It just took a while till they were affordable.

      Bluetooth headsets on the other hand... People do laugh and joke about and think people using them are assholes.

      In fact there's already a derogatory term for Google Glass users.. Glassholes.

    23. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Surgeons don't pay attention to a patient's vital signs.

      Yes, they do. They listen for the beeps. It's almost subconscious. They also shout out for stats. But mainly for the ER surgeons, than a knee surgeon. The scheduled elective surgeries are boring and vitals are rarely in question (if they are, the surgery usually stops right there and then, do address the issue). But ER surgeries (the ones that make it on TV shows) usually have someone cutting a non-healthy person, and then the surgeon would be tracking the patient closely.

    24. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      The opposite is pretty annoying as well. I hate when random strangers act like I'm being horribly rude for not noticing that they said something to me. If someone I don't know says something, isn't in my direct line of sight, and isn't also looking at me? I just assume they're talking to someone else or are on the phone.

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    25. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I don't want it enough to spend very much on it. So I'm willing to bet I'll be passing on glass. But I really would love to have google maps while I'm hiking or exploring new areas. Obviously it's not horrible to grab my phone every now and then to check things out. But one less thing to fumble around with always makes it easier to just relax and enjoy the walk.

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    26. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      most people aren't .. going to want to be seen wearing it AND it's not going to be socially acceptable.

      Just like glasses, four-eyes.

      If you can't have nerdgasms then you're not a nerd. Go home, frigid prude. Good grief, what a stupid reason to not want it. Judging it based on thinking it won't have good applications is reasonable, but for slashdotters to pretend they're suddenly fashion experts -- and also fashion seers -- shit, that isn't even arrogance; that's religion.

      The main problem for this kind of display is its default lack of input device. Give it a "controller" of some kind (no, nobody wants voice), and it's every bit as useful as a phone or tablet [assuming it comes with a big-enough battery, the main failing of most mobile devices today]. Except that nobody wants to carry around another touch control, which is why the characters in Vinge novels have some kind of virtual keyboard and something is paying close attention to their fingers. We just gotta find that "something."

      Maybe you keep your phone and just use that as the input. Someone'll clean up the idea.

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    27. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I still look at people oddly when they talk on a blue-tooth headset, because it looks like they're talking to themselves.

      What chaps my ass is when they look at me like I'm the crazy one, when I mistakenly think they're talking to me.

      With this thing you can send them pictures of how stupid they look.

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    28. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I can second that. It is really awkward to keep eyecontact since lazy eye sends you confusing signals.
      That's got nothing to do with discrimination or being rude. It just makes face to face communication harder. I usually get by by maintaining eye contact with only one eye and would use the glasses to reminde me "Mr. XXX note: look into left eye".
      Surgery is propably better if it is low-risk. I dunno if you actually had any problems with your vision since most of that goes on in your brain which compensates for an amazing number of things.

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    29. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Really? Well, if I was riding shotgun and the guy next to us at the traffic light was using his mobile, I'd hold my shoe to my ear and start gesticulating.
      Because I'm just that kind of person.

      Glassholes is nice. But I will use Glarses.

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    30. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I'm getting nerdgasms whenever I see a feature on these things but it still has problems:
      -no AR since it is not in your direct field of view
      -no proper UI and very limited interaction with it
      -bone induction of sound means you propably can't listen to music with it
      -may need specialised lenses for glasses since the display is close and you need to look up

      But I will love these things and putz around with them a lot. If they can deliver at 750 bucks early next year these things are so going to be mine.

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    31. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, the Oakley HUD is a pretty good example of what companies should be doing with these head mounted computers (in spite of a fairly niche market

      if it's not freely customizable, it's crap. Also, why for no camera in there? Fail, fail.

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    32. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Just becasue you can't get with the program doesn't mean no one else can.

      It's the twats talking on bluetooth headsets who aren't with the program. The "being a normal human being" program, that is.

      I know this is slashdot, but just because something is technically possible doesn't mean it's socially acceptable.

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    33. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I have no doubt Glass will be popular with the Bluetooth headset crowd. Fortunately that's a small group and they're frequently useful for comic relief.

    34. Re:This is a toy for geeks having nerdgasms by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There are lots of niches where it would be nice to have (I'm a hang glider pilot too). But most niches, particularly the important ones, are going to want support. Google is pretty famously bad at that. Plus, niches don't fit in with Google's business model. Google makes stuff with mass market appeal so they can get mass marketing data. Every single Google product is focused on that, and when a product fails to achieve that kind of success it gets axed.

  9. And what good was "Search" by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    I mean, it was just looking for stuff. How could that be valuable?

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    1. Re:And what good was "Search" by jatoo · · Score: 1

      Precisely.

      what will you really be able to do with Google Glass, beyond having information presented before your eyes?

      Isn't that kind of a description of Google search?

      I don't think a product has to have fancy use cases for it to be viable. Often the simplest is the best. Sure smart phones have millions of interesting apps, but what do you use yours for 90% of the time? If you're like me, it's looking stuff up on the web and communicating with people.

      Google's approach to search has been heading in this direction for a while now. First it was a traditional search engine, then offering predictions and suggestions, then search-as-you-type, and now, with Google Now, its essentially search results before you even have to ask for them.

      As I see it, Google Glass is primarily a display for Google Now. It brings you from pulling your phone out, unlocking, opening Google Now and seeing it's results, to seeing results as soon as you gesture your head.

      It's still just search results (from your calendar/diary/history as well as the web) just quicker than ever before.

  10. Google Glass records, too by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Google Glass doesn't just present information; it can record, too. And if you record every little thing you see, it's possible to review and discover small, but critically important events later. For example, one of my college instructors has a child with autism. Video from his child's second birthday party helped make the diagnosis, but more and earlier footage would have helped diagnose it sooner. If my instructor had been wearing and recording with Google Glass every time he saw or watched his child, he would have had a wealth of material for evaluation and diagnosis.

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    1. Re:Google Glass records, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      and then the government will supenoea your google glass records.

    2. Re:Google Glass records, too by Skewray · · Score: 2

      Google Glass doesn't just present information; it can record, too. And if you record every little thing you see, it's possible to review and discover small, but critically important events later.....

      Haven't you noticed that this is half of what makes Google Glass so horrifying?

    3. Re:Google Glass records, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my instructor had been wearing and recording with Google Glass every time he saw or watched his child, he would have had a wealth of material for evaluation and diagnosis

      I can just imagine the vast and entertaining debate three years from now when someone notices a startling correlation between the incidence of autisim in children and parents who wear Google glasses.

    4. Re:Google Glass records, too by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Oh, that's going to be a legal minefield. You've obviously got all the fun of state laws on recording conversations, for a start - do you need to have everyone you talk to agree to be recorded? Then there is the possibility of the records being used in legal proceedings against you - not just run-ins with the government, but civil cases too. Child custody, for example: If you and your ex lived together with these things for a year raising a child, you'll both have a rich library of footage that could be edited to cast the other in a very bad light. And the children, too... better make sure you take the glasses off or stop recording every time you need to change your baby or bathe your young child. There was a time once not long ago when family videos of the children in the bath were seen as innocent recordings of a carefree age - now, they'll get you twenty years in jail and a lifetime on the sex offender register.

    5. Re:Google Glass records, too by AnotherAnonymousUser · · Score: 1

      The British show Black Mirror episode The Entire History of You is a fantastic look at a personal application of the ability to recall video streams of everything that you've experienced. Highly recommended!

    6. Re:Google Glass records, too by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I don't find it horrifying. Let me know when on the police can wear them. That would be horrifying. But that's a political and social issue,, not a tool issue.

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    7. Re:Google Glass records, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      alternatively in an age where everything is recorded at all times we could finally move past the primitive concept of "privacy" and the idea that seeing naked people is damaging.

      In a world where you can't just sweep you ebbarasing or illegal deeds under the rug people would have to ::grasp:: act the way they want people to think they act.

    8. Re:Google Glass records, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      your phone can record video, why is that less horrifying? Most of what i read in comments seems to suggest that people think this thing is recording stuff all the time. It's not. Do you honestly think you will be able to put these on in the morning, hit record and just walk around recording all day? Try that with your phone, see how long your battery lasts, then think about the size of the battery in these.

    9. Re:Google Glass records, too by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I don't mind if the can wear them as long as MUST is included with the can. I would be very happy if every single time I interacted with a cop, there was a recording of the incident.

    10. Re:Google Glass records, too by taustin · · Score: 1

      Many police departments, in the US and outside it, already require their officers to wear recording devices while on duty. It's turning out to be a major deterrent to abuse of police power. Either you get nailed for abuse, or you get nailed for not having a working camera.

    11. Re:Google Glass records, too by narcc · · Score: 1

      It's turning out to be a major deterrent to abuse of police power. Either you get nailed for abuse, or you get nailed for not having a working camera.

      Thanks, I needed a good laugh!

    12. Re:Google Glass records, too by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say "horrifying" as I tend to not do things in the presence of other people that I would be "horrified" to have recorded.

      Also, just because the technology will exist doesn't mean social norms will get thrown out the window. With the ubiquity of smartphones, some people will, during dinner, sit fiddling with their phone instead of conversing. We call these people "boors," and we do not invite them to dinner again. Bluetooth headsets are great for when you need to take or receive phone calls but holding the phone to your ear is impossible or inconvenient. But if you're walking around at a party with your earpiece in, you're a douche. So, in a social setting, no, you should not sit there staring at your Glass HUD. If you do, someone should (and will) slap it off your face.

      But there are plenty, plenty of real-life work and hobby applications where the ability to get the capabilities of your smartphone (display, record) without having to reach for or look at your smartphone would be amazing, and well worth the price of admission.

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    13. Re:Google Glass records, too by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      So the solution is to:
      1) Avoid all progress because it can be used against you.
      2) Change the government back to one you don't have to fear.

      I know which I prefer, and no, #1 isn't a good short term measure, either.

    14. Re:Google Glass records, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lifelogging is a cool idea and one of the main reasons I was initially excited about Google Glass, but the implementation has a fatal flaw that the GP referenced: Google gets a copy of everything you record and therefore so does the US Government. A lifelog is a rather private artifact (essentially a copy of part of your memory); letting persons unknown view it without my knowledge anymore consent is not okay.

    15. Re:Google Glass records, too by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Google gets a copy of everything you record and therefore so does the US Government.

      I've not seen that documented. As far as I can tell, that's loony conspiracy-theory assumptions, and not related to the operation of the device, testing, or documentation.

    16. Re:Google Glass records, too by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Where do you suggest to store this continuous video feed? Don't say on some kind of server somewhere(aka cloud) since mobile upstream bandwidth and cost will propably be a bitch.

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    17. Re:Google Glass records, too by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      Google Glass doesn't just present information; it can record, too. And if you record every little thing you see, it's possible to review and discover small, but critically important events later.....

      Haven't you noticed that this is half of what makes Google Glass so horrifying?

      What I find horrifying is that all of you seem to have either unlimited mobile upstream bandwidth OR unlimited storage on the go.
      Anytime I hear a discussion about these glasses I get the impression I'm the only one who has neither of those two.

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    18. Re:Google Glass records, too by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      And that's one of the biggest things going against them. People don't want to be recorded constantly. If you don't believe me, get a video camera and walk around pointing it everywhere you look for a while. When you talk to someone at work, record them. When you talk to your significant other, record him or her. Walk into a shop, record, everything. Bonus points if you get into an argument with your SO/boss/coworker and say "You didn't say that. Let's go to the video and check."

    19. Re:Google Glass records, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck finding a battery that will let you record that much.

  11. Golf by HoboCop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I could see that thing being awesome for golf... they already do GPS through smart phones.. if it can tell you how far away an object is in your field of vision, pretty darn spiffy.. show you a trail where your ball went, display your swing trajectory in your field of view for analysis... lots of cool things. Plus golfers will spend that kind of money.

    1. Re:Golf by unrtst · · Score: 1

      I could see that thing being awesome for golf... they already do GPS through smart phones.. if it can tell you how far away an object is in your field of vision, pretty darn spiffy.. show you a trail where your ball went, display your swing trajectory in your field of view for analysis... lots of cool things. Plus golfers will spend that kind of money.

      That'd be cool, but it's not going to be possible (AFAICT) with the first version. The resolution (720p) and framerate of the camera won't be able to see the ball, especially with your head swinging around as well. It has monocular vision, so it's going to be piss poor at determining object distances. I don't see this happening.

    2. Re:Golf by Xphile101361 · · Score: 1

      Just means we need a ball with GPS and wireless internet.

    3. Re:Golf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The resolution (720p) and framerate of the camera won't be able to see the ball, especially with your head swinging around as well.

      Who said you need to use all-white golf balls and track the ball the whole way?

      Put some colored dots on the ball, and you only need to two images to get velocity and rotation. Combine that with real-time atmospheric telemetry data (wind, air pressure, temperature) from the clubhouse weather station, and you can accurately calculate where the ball landed.

    4. Re:Golf by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Monocular vision will not be too bad at seeing the ball and making an estimation about the speed, then using the other clues to piece together a likely distance and estimated lay on the course (or place to start in the woods to look for it). Maybe you'd need to steal a yellow or orange range ball for best results, but it should still be adequate, just with a crappy monocular cam.

    5. Re:Golf by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I'm in favour of this. When I was a kid we'd go to a friends' cabin and spend the morning on the boat collecting golf balls that fell in the lake from the course. As a kid, you could make decent money doing that.

      $100 golf balls might make that worthwhile again.

  12. Real estate agents don't work that way by thoughtspace · · Score: 1

    I know it is hard for geeks to understand; but technology is not always the best or fastest answer.

    Real estate agents have a meeting before the open houses. They remember all the properties agency has for sale, and specially the ones they need to off-load. They need to know off the top of their head. A really important concept called preparation.

    The brain is faster than technology - instant search which is what you need in front of a client. You can't replace street-smarts with technology.

    Then again, geeks would make hopeless estate agents and sales people as they have no people skills.

    1. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by bikerminstrel · · Score: 1

      Without all the geek put-downs this would have been an insightful post.

    2. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to mention that geeks are ugly and smell bad.

    3. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by BoberFett · · Score: 2

      Wanna know how I can tell that you don't actually know any real estate agents?

    4. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by alen · · Score: 1

      no its true
      you sell a house to the wife, not the husband

      a virtual tour is a quickie to save time not driving to the property

    5. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by neminem · · Score: 1

      Luls.

      I have met a grand total of exactly one real estate agent who actually knew what the crap he was talking about. My favorite was an agent who, because we didn't show up to see the unit we called him to see right on time (we were like 2 minutes late), decided he had misremembered, and drove all the way across town because he thought we wanted to see a unit all the way across town, and didn't answer his cell phone until he got there. But that kind of incompetence was rampant, that was just the funniest mistake. They were constantly calling us about the wrong unit, or letting us know about new available units that were completely nothing like what we told them we were interested in...

    6. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's funny? I was the IT "geek" for a 100 agent Manhattan real estate company. The CEO wanted this exact technology a few years back when he first got his iPad. He wanted to be able to turn on his GPS, point it at a building, and have it show him listings/pricing. This guy has sold millions of dollars of luxury penthouses all around the United States.

    7. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You definitely don't work in a big real estate market. Also, please tell me how an application like this couldn't be used to help with "preparation"?

    8. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're referring to nerds. I hate nerds. Worst class of people, and I work in IT. I dislike the majority of my coworkers. Well, I only dislike one arrogant pompous little shit. I just don't have any common interests with the rest.

      One guy has this ridiculous thing akin to dressing up like star wars characters and playing with light sabres. I had typed exactly what he does, but realized he reads this site (probably with an account and posts on topic to the discussion). He would know it's me, because I'm the only guy that won't participate.

      This site is full of nerds, and I'm one of the AC trolls. I waste my time, because a very small percentage of the comments actually teach me something new. The rest of the time, I'm insulting the rest of you.

    9. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      no its true
      you sell a house to the wife, not the husband

      You, obviously, were not the guy we bought our house from.

      What can I say, I'm a picky BOFH.

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    10. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The brain is faster than technology - instant search which is what you need in front of a client.

      Maybe I'm being thick, but:

      a) Why would Google glass be more 'instant' than, say, an iPad?

      b) Why would a small overlay on your eye be better than, say, a 10" Android tablet?

      c) Why would a real estate agent not want something the client could see as well?

      d) Why are we still putting up with real estate agents? Why aren't we rounding them up en-masse with the used car salesmen and gassing them?

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    11. Re:Real estate agents don't work that way by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Most of your questions don't have answers. D does. The answer is that if that happened the lawyers would see it as a dangerous precedent. Since the lawyers run society, real estate agents don't get gassed.

      I notice there are a lot more people selling their own homes now though. Somebody needs to do a good job making an MLS-type site that allows private listings.

  13. Investors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Investors, that plan to sink millions of dollars into a project, have no idea what it is for?

    I would very much like to meet these "investors". I have many many projects for them to invest in.

    1. Re:Investors? by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Not before I pitch my "Bridge to the Moon" business plan!

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  14. how lightweight - good for sports? by kencurry · · Score: 1

    If so, I would want these for skiing, running, biking & so on. Otherwise, I would just pull out the phone to look at it. BTW, I am not a 24/7 phone junkie at all. But for example when skiing with family & friends, texting and calling is a big pain, but a heads-up display would be perfect.

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    1. Re:how lightweight - good for sports? by kencurry · · Score: 1

      I wanted to add a question - does anyone know how well these work for people with presbyopia?

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    2. Re:how lightweight - good for sports? by unrtst · · Score: 1

      I second the biking... would love them on that, even with just simple maps.

    3. Re:how lightweight - good for sports? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, but if I had one, I could look up "presbyopia".

      Seriously though, they project at a distance, so the screen far away and large as far as your brain/eye are concerned.

  15. The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem with Google Glass is that is isn't from Apple. If it were, it'd be truly revolutionary - wait, Apple does squat in terms of revolution. It'd he truly revolutionary in terms of how it's been executed, so much better, more polished, that anything similar that anyone else's done before. I mean, one could probably not live without it now.

    But it isn't. It's from Google. It has more than one color from the same device, and it has concave surfaces. Hence, useless.

    1. Re:The real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that Apple apparently sees nothing particularly compelling this device should tell you something, then.

      Apple being disinterested in pursuing head-mounted smartphone tech like this is a *symptom* of its uselessness, not the root cause of its view as "useless" by the marketplace.

    2. Re:The real problem by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      The fact that Apple apparently sees nothing particularly compelling this device should tell you something, then.

      Um... isn't Apple considering a useless-as-tits-on-a-bull-gator "smartwatch" that ties into iPhones?

      It tells me something, alright.

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  16. Speaking as a Real Estate agent... by aklinux · · Score: 1

    ...that was a passing thought ;) Am I ready to pay $1500? Not yet.

    1. Re:Speaking as a Real Estate agent... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Using the same AI technology they use fro the Holographic Holocaust museum you wouldn't need real estate agents.

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  17. Nomenclator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In Roman times, nobles had slaves who would whisper information in their ears about the people who were attending parties.

    It would definitely be useful to have a facial recognition system for when I get dragged to my wife's business functions, so I could remember who they are, what they do, and what subjects are safe to bring up.

  18. who cares about investors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    seriously, stop asking silly questions and thank google for starting the cyberpunk revolution. This is the first real step towards augmented reality and in our lifetimes to boot!

    go read some shadowrun, since we'll be living it soon enough. our governments are already crap, corporations are people, 'hackers' are running rampant on big business and getting paid to do it.

    sounds alot like a dystopian future to me ;)

    1. Re:who cares about investors by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Damn right. I mean, we already got everything from Cyberpunk but the tech, it's time to catch up!

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  19. Tracking. what else could it be? well, adverts 2! by girlinatrainingbra · · Score: 1

    Google Glass is for:
    -- tracking, nonstop, of every place you go (and if you're visit the bathroom, every place you go to go) and how long you stay there (hmm, in the bathroom that could tell them if you're going #1 or #2, eh? or will they just turn on the hidden microphone to listen for the tinkle-splash noises to figure that out?)
    -- your random path (how fidgety you are when you are certain places, like do you stay put in ladies' wear, then swing by shoes in the deparment store before heading over to Easy spirit for the shoes you really want?
    -- how frequently you follow the same paths and when (e.g. do you hit the bar every friday? do you go to margarita happy hour on thursday night? Do you go to for tacos and to J.V.'s for the flying saucer and the chimichangas?
    -- what do you look at and what are you looking at when you stay put vs. when you wander?
    -- what exactly can they try to sell to you by knowing every bit of detail about you that they can learn?
    :>(
    All of that tracking will help them build up their massive dossiers on you, citizens! Beware! ;>)

  20. IDK by WillgasM · · Score: 1, Interesting

    IDK, what's your computer monitor good for?

  21. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Porn recording and watching !

    1. Re:Obviously by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      An app that uses facial recognition to search the internet for nude or embarrassing pics.

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  22. Seems obvious enough... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Given the...how to put this politely... 'strongly habituated'... cellphone-checking among a large number of people, I'd say that the closest analogy would probably be selling infusion pumps to heroin junkies.

    By making 'pulling out your phone and compulsively checking it all the goddamn time, even when in company' entirely seamless and automatic, Glass allows you to indulge your vices even further, while exhibiting the formerly required movements much less often...

    I thought Sergei's(deeply weird) comments about being 'emasculated' by his phone were actually sort of telling with regards to the strange contradiction underlying the 'Glass' concept.

    So, Sergei comes to the realization that damn do I spend a lot of my life, even when I'm ostensibly doing other things, basically poking at the little colored lights that live inside my cellphone, what am I doing? However, instead of adopting the "Hmm, maybe I should try doing less of that" approach, he goes for the "I know, I'll build a system where I no longer find myself clutching my cellphone alarmingly frequently; because it's hovering in front of my eye all the time!".

    1. Re:Seems obvious enough... by HeckRuler · · Score: 2

      For all the privacy fear-mongering, Google-is-a-big-scary-company-and-therefore-evil vibe, and disdain for dorkiness, this is probably the first bit of critisism that I actually understand.

      The smartphone zombies are getting to be a problem and I'm not sure society is ready for people to be even further removed in their day-to-day life. On the plus side, I know the battery life on this thing isn't going to let them wander that much so they'll probably gravitate to charging stations and/or heroin dens.

      On the cynical side though, smartphones are hardly being used to their full potential. I mean, everyone has a wearable crazy-connected really-fast computer. This was the DREAM back in the 80's and 90's. And what do most people do with them? Instant messenger and Angry Birds... The geek inside me weeps.

  23. Good for nothing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, even with computers many people thought they are useless. I don't say Google Glass has to be really usefull, but only time can reveal that.

  24. Transformational tech ... by MondoGordo · · Score: 2

    Is the reality of technology that is truly transformational that you can't define what it's for ... the smartphone is transformational tech but nobody realized that when it was first created, it was just a phone that could save your contact list and run a few games to kill time. so nobody asked if it was being over hyped it just got sold as a phone with additional features. Nobody asked what graphene is for, another transformational tech advance that is finding dozens of uses that it's creators never envisioned ... GGlass will find it's purpose ... HUDs are all the rage in fighter jets for a reason GGlass is a HUD for your life ... we all live on our smartphones. It's inevitable that this or a similar tech will become as ubiquitous in society as HUDs are in fighter jets... and for much the same reason.

    1. Re:Transformational tech ... by BasilBrush · · Score: 2

      Not so. Dumb mobile phones were obvious to everyone from the start. Everyone had experience of landlines and could imagine the same, but without a wire to tether it. Smartphones came quite a while after PDAs, so it was perfectly obvious that smartphones were a mix of PDAs and mobile phones. Applications were obvious.

      Google glass is a different category. You'd do better to compare it with the Segway.

      And it's not a HUD. HUDs display in your field of vision. This is a display out of the normal field of vision. So all the overlay ideas are dead on arrival.

    2. Re:Transformational tech ... by MondoGordo · · Score: 1

      it is in your normal field of vision ... it just doesn't overlay your entire field of view ... you don't move your head to look at it ... therefore it's a HUD. And i believe i suggested this or similar tech ... imagine what Samsung will be doing with flexible see-thru displays in a couple of years. The original implementation of transformational tech isn't always (in fact is hardly ever ) the product that has economic success.

  25. Isn't it obvious what these glasses are for? by DrXym · · Score: 1

    It's so people in social situations and even strangers can instantly identify assholes by the little light on their glasses which shows they're more interested in their email or augmented naked boobie apps than their physical surroundings.

    1. Re:Isn't it obvious what these glasses are for? by ancientt · · Score: 1

      Totally.

      So where is this app? You know, just so I can avoid it.

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    2. Re:Isn't it obvious what these glasses are for? by BasilBrush · · Score: 4, Funny

      instantly identify assholes by the little light on their glasses

      Glassholes.

    3. Re:Isn't it obvious what these glasses are for? by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Don't worry, the app'll come in time :) Someone will figure a way write software that sticks a pair of exposed knockers on anybody you're looking at. There are already augmented reality apps for phones and I expect they will be ubiquitous for glasses since the APIs will be there for it, and because only the wearer can see the image.

      Even if Google ban the app the damage will be done and it's only the tip of the iceberg of the ways that Glasses could be deeply offensive. Imagine apps which take pictures of women's asses, or rates people for attractiveness, or flags their likeness to celebs, or looks them up in a perp database, or lets people "review" other people, or records and transcribes their conversation, or scans their speech to detect lies etc.

      People wearing Glasses are going to despised. I think the tech has uses in warehouses / fast food joints for order fulfillment, for military during ops and such like. For personal use, I think wearing these things increases the chances of arguments and personal injury tenfold.

    4. Re:Isn't it obvious what these glasses are for? by virgnarus · · Score: 1

      Glassholes.

      If these glassholes are irritable, would they be called glass cannons?

  26. It's a scouter by p00kiethebear · · Score: 1

    You can measure power levels with it, duh.

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    1. Re:It's a scouter by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that they'll explode if the levels are OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND!!!!

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    2. Re:It's a scouter by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Scouting levels over 9000 voids your warrenty.

    3. Re:It's a scouter by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Power Levels == Estimated Wealth
      Sales Clerks, debt collectors, politicians, and pick pockets will use facial reconition to find out how much your worth.

  27. to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Chirs · · Score: 1

    and perfectly lined up with the real world. Smartphones do NOT do that already.

    1. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Hmm?
      So far augmented reality seems to line up very well, based on my limited uses. What did you have problems with?

    2. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Leave it on continuously and tell me how long your phone's battery lasts. Constantly polling the camera and other sensors and overlaying that data correctly enough to be useful (and for something like driving it has to be damn near perfect to be safe) will drain a battery of that size in a few minutes.

      This tech is being held back by the same limiting factor by which all mobile tech is being held back: batteries. Batteries are terrible. They've been terrible for a long time and barely gotten better. It takes all the improvements in chemistry we can muster just to keep up with the increased power draw. That's why phones today actually have shorter battery life than the phones of five years ago, and those phones had shorter battery lives than the ones made five years before them.

      Until we see a revolution in battery technology there won't be a truly phenomenal Google Glass-like product that lives up to our expectations of what augmented reality should be. Glass is just going to be a persistent external display for your phone with a forward looking camera and mic. It's a smartphone resting on your ears and nose instead of carried in your pocket. This new form factor will allow some clever new tricks, probably even compelling enough to enjoy moderate success, but it's going to be disappointing compared to what could be possible if battery life was no issue.

    3. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by h4rr4r · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I am in the car, my battery should never deplete. My car surely makes enough electrical power for this task.

      Phones today could have much longer battery lives if we did not sacrifice all the alter of thin. My galaxy nexus is more comfortable to hold with the extended battery pack. The entire device could be that thick and it would allow even more battery life.

      Yeah, they suck, but we also make them way too small.

    4. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No disagreements there about the thinness point. I'd rather my iPhone 4S be twice as thick with a proportionally longer battery life. We've reached the anthropological limit of device size. It's possible now to make handheld devices too small to be useful by humans. There's no point in phones being any smaller. Computers too, the MacBook Air is at the point where any further decrease in dimensions will start negatively affecting some aspect of usability.

      But your point about the battery in your car seems wrong. Are you going to have a power cable dangling off your head plugged into the cigarette lighter? We are talking about augmented reality in the context of Google Glass, which will be on your head. A power cable seems like a non-starter in that form factor. It has to be battery powered when in use, and that means limiting what it can do.

    5. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by tibit · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do, with software to support it. It doesn't come as a platform-provided API, but is certainly something you can implement. Having dabbled with it myself, about the only complaint I have is that you really need to do the math on the GPU or at least you need a decently statically compiled environment like you get on the iPhone or Symbian -- Dalvik doesn't cut it, not even with JIT. I have participated in a project where the devices that are being assembled have low resolution 2D fiducial codes on them. Then an iPad application uses the built-in camera to detect the fiducials, calculate the relative 3D position and orientation of the iPad in relation to the work-in-progress, and overlays the video with wiring diagrams, assembly diagrams, QC notes, etc.

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    6. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by tibit · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. I've seen it done for a 2nd gen iPad, and it'd work continuously for two hours while tracking 8 fiducials. In normal use it'd last an 8hr shift easily, since you don't need to keep the camera on continuously -- once you've identified where you are on the device, the camera can be turned off and you can slide the diagrams with your finger.

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    7. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was heavily discussed on some mailing lists I was on.

      You probably have a third party car charger. A standard USB charger will only output 500mA; a suitable charger for at least the Nexus series of phones (and I assume but do not know other Android phones) will output at least 1A. There's some physical protocol hacks to make this all work.

      When running GPS + 3G (or 4G) + screen, phones can easily spend more than 500mA, but with a 1A charger your phone will be charging even with most energy-eating stuff running.

      Hope that helps.

    8. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Immerman · · Score: 1

      It would be even better than that - factor in the volume occupied by screen, sensors, computer, radio, etc. and doubling the thickness would probably at least triple the battery life. And I quite agree, I'm still running an original iPhone, and have no intention of upgrading until I can get something with substantially better battery life. Prefferably something also not chained to Apple's draconian "what, you think *you* own your phone?" shenanigans as well, but for something that gets banged around in my pocket all day durability is king, and I've been impressed with how well the iPhone has survived, almost as well as my early TI-85, though I've heard (and seen) plenty of horror stories about later versions of both. Score one for "overbuilt" early-gen devices, ey?

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    9. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      But your point about the battery in your car seems wrong. Are you going to have a power cable dangling off your head plugged into the cigarette lighter? We are talking about augmented reality in the context of Google Glass, which will be on your head. A power cable seems like a non-starter in that form factor. It has to be battery powered when in use, and that means limiting what it can do.

      I disagree. I'd put a battery in my pocket and a cord to my glassses. It seems like 50% of people walking around have a cord to their ears already from a device in their pocket. I don't see all the focus on cordless when we are used to corded earbuds, and most of the cordless headsets flounder in the market place.

    10. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Its not just phones... its laptops too.

      The new macbook pro retina drives me nuts... they chased thin so they dropped the gigabit ethernet port.

      If it had been as thick as the last macbook pros (which is not all that thick, the gigabit port would stay, and we'd have far better battery life.)

      I get that some people want thin... buy a macbook air... buy an ipad. But some people want battery life and functionality.

    11. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you mean founder?

      1. to become disabled; especially : to go lame
      2. to give way : collapse
      3. to become submerged : sink
      4. to come to grief : fail

      Or are you saying that most corded headsets turn into flat fish? Though that might explain why they founder in the marketplace, who wants to wear a fish on their head?

    12. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      You two are discussing things from different perspectives. You would put a battery in your pocket and a cord to your glasses. Such a device has already existed for years, for power nerds like us who would be willing to wear such a horrible thing.

      The AC is talking about the mass-market which would fiercely resent glasses corded to a phone. Whether or not you think that's consistent with the temporary use of earbuds for music/conversation is irrelevant, the mass-market will not accept glasses corded to phones right now.

      I personally wish tablets were fully functioning phones (not just the cobbled-together VOIP solutions). I want to just use a bluetooth headset to interact with the call functionality, and only take the tablet out of my bag when I want to interact with the screen. It's more practical to interact with a tablet-size screen than a tiny smartphone screen. But clearly my opinion doesn't make for a market, and thus there's no product catering to me(mostly because most men don't carry shoulder bags everywhere they go a.k.a man purses).

    13. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Make it a little bigger yet and you'd have even BETTER battery life! Why, if you separated it from the handset and put the battery in some sort of bag with a shoulder strap, you could make the thing last practically forever.

      Smartphones are made small and light, to be as easy and convenient to carry as possible, which is what the vast majority of people want. In something where you want the screen to be as big as possible, that means thin. My phone lasts long enough that it needs to be charged once a day, almost always over night. It doesn't require carrying around any more battery weight than necessary. That's efficient design, not "sacrificing on the altar of thin."

    14. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/flounder

      "to struggle with stumbling or plunging movements"

      I used flounder as a verb, not a noun. Maybe one day you'll learn to identify parts of speech. It helps with definitions.

    15. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I'm stating that most people I see with "headsets" on now have corded ones. If people accept that, why not consider the glasses to be a "headset" and thus persist with the corded model? People don't like the connectivity issues and battery life of cordless headphones. At least the people I've talked to about it.

    16. Re:to be really useful it needs to be realtime by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      There are several such tablet phones. Galaxy Note 8 is just one. Google for phoneblet.

  28. Well... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1
    • Facial recognition software can pull up names from the library of tagged images in social networks, never forget who that person is or where you met them again.
    • Chuckle uncontrollably for seemingly no reason at all to those around you as friends send you the latest funny pic they've discovered.
    • While riding through town (as a passenger I hope) you can see the sales shop owners have posted on their Google Earth coupon layer. Could you do that with a phone? Yes, but you won't stare constantly through the AR display. With Google Now trying to figure out what you actually like.
    • Take discrete up-close pictures of muscley men, curvaceous cleavage, plumber cracks, and other such incredible things. People of Walmart website will explode with new pictures.
    • Get hassled by cops for simply looking their way...
    • Further wallow in A.D.D. with music playing in your ear buds while you do your (home) work, a TV on in the background, a wiki page open on your computer (just behind the video game), text messages being typed on your phone, and now pron that no one but you can see!
    • Wave at perfect strangers as you manipulate the augmented reality display with your hands (camera detects hands as "pointers") -- It's like when someone says hello to you in the super market you turn and say, "Uh, Hi! Do I know you?" and they frown and point to their hands free headset... only this time you can exchange gestures instead of dirty looks.

    Basically, imagine all the cool and kind of creepy stuff you can do with your cell phone, if only you could stare through the camera display all the time, and people wouldn't frown at you pointing your cell's cam right at them, and looking at it instead of them. That said, expect to have folks request you, "Take off that damn camera when I'm talking to you."

    1. Re:Well... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "Take off that damn camera when I'm talking to you."
      no.

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    2. Re:Well... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I hope you got some really good health insurance.

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    3. Re:Well... by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 1

      I don't need really good health insurance because I'm recording you threatening me.

      I hope you have a decent amount of money because you'll be paying for my injuries.

    4. Re:Well... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Me? Oh please, I don't hit people. I have people hit people.

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  29. I can think of a few uses for it.. by Adult+film+producer · · Score: 1

    While shopping it would be kinda of clever while looking at product numbers if it showed me competing prices on amazon/walmart/etc. Or when I'm at the library it would read the ISBN and display other titles by the author... or when travelling abroad it could offer a translation of items on a menu.

    1. Re:I can think of a few uses for it.. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      When it starts doing #1, watch as stores fit wire mesh inside the walls.

    2. Re:I can think of a few uses for it.. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Not likely going to happen. More and more stores are actually adding wifi for the customers. If I am in a Safeway, the competing store is going to have to have one heck of a deal to get me to put the product down where I am and drive across town to get it somewhere cheaper. For a $25 steak, they would have to sell it below cost. For a $2 can of soup, they would need to pay me to come and get it.

    3. Re:I can think of a few uses for it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except stores are increasingly under competitive pressure to provide in-store Wifi. It's not just Starbucks and the Apple Store anymore. McDonald's, Chick-Fil-A, Sam's Club, Target, Best Buy, Wegmans, every indoor shopping mall I've been to in the last two years. They all have free in-store Wifi. If they don't have free in-store Wifi, then they have their own iPhone app that lets me pull up coupons.

  30. Porn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same thing the internet is for... PORN

  31. Re:Tracking. what else could it be? well, adverts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Awesome username.
    Terrible smilies.
    Get a nose job?

  32. WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MIRROR API. by Haxagon · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is absolute bullshit. If anyone who approved this fucking article knew what they were talking about, they would know that Google held a Glass developer conference wherein they explain the capabilities of Glass, guidelines, and API abilities.

    Source: http://www.theverge.com/2013/4/5/4186182/google-explains-how-to-create-glass-services

    Fucking idiots. The entire Mirror API is explained in that video. Developers(or anyone) who have done a simple Google search know how the hell to develop for Glass right now, why doesn't the author of this /. post?

    1. Re:WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MIRROR API. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolute bullshit.... this fucking article ...Fucking idiots. ... how the hell to develop for Glass right now...

      U mad?

    2. Re:WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MIRROR API. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one approved this article.

    3. Re:WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MIRROR API. by AK+Marc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's about how to code, not what to code. There is a difference.

    4. Re:WE ALREADY KNOW HOW TO WORK THE MIRROR API. by benhattman · · Score: 1

      An API tells you exactly the limits of what you can code. Not telling people what they can/can't do with that API is actually kind of the point.

  33. Instructions by meta-monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a DIY kinda guy who does his own auto maintenance, fixes stuff around his house, cooks, assembles toys for his kid, etc, the immediate thing that would absolutely make me buy one of these is just the ability to present instructions in front of my face without me having to look away from what I'm doing.

    How many times have I been looking at my engine and gotten lost thinking, "Wait, was that bolt on the left side or the right side?" and had to stop and reach for the manual or the instructions I had loaded up on my tablet. Or been holding three pieces of baby furniture together with one hand while rummaging through my tool belt to get the right screws and then realized "crap, does this part take the long screw or the medium long screw?" and had to put the whole thing back down to reach for the instructions. If I had a hands-free display showing me the instructions it would be way easier.

    And the instructions don't even need to be digitized already and downloaded from the manufacturer's website. Glass has a camera, so before I get started, look at the instructions and snap a few high-res pics.

    Eventually, if such devices penetrate the market there might be a reason to use those QR codes. Companies could put out "Glass Enabled Instructions" where each part has a small code on it, so when you get to "Insert Rod A into Flange B" the instructions app would scan your visual field for the correct marker code on Rod A and give you a thumbs up. Which gives you all kinds of other applications for general education and training.

    Also, whenever I'm taking something apart, I find myself grabbing my phone to snap pictures during the disassembly, so when it comes time to stick all the color-coded but otherwise unmarked wires back into the posts on the PCB I have a quick reference for what it looked like when I started. With Glass, fuck, not only could I take stills without rummaging for my phone, I could just record a video of the whole process and then scrub back through it if I was unsure of how anything fit together during reassembly.

    Yeah, I'll buy one just for that.

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    1. Re:Instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or annoying

    2. Re:Instructions by BigSlowTarget · · Score: 1

      I too would love that but the problem is it would require a terrific amount of data entry and modeling for a small return. At best we'll end up with Ikea instructions and most stuff will still include poorly translated Chinese.

    3. Re:Instructions by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Instructions? what kind of pussy DIY are you? I built shelves without instruction and hardly anything slides of and breaks.

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    4. Re:Instructions by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Instruction manual? More like manufacturer's opinion.

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    5. Re:Instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or vagina

    6. Re:Instructions by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      what kind of pussy DIY are you?

      1) The kind who is smart enough to know he doesn't know everything.

      and

      2) The kind who installed crown molding in his house without a helper with precisely one trip to the hardware store because he writes down meticulous plans and refers to them often for whatever he does.

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    7. Re:Instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) so your too dumb to see if the long screw sticks out too far of the small hole, a whole half second exercise that does not involve your hated stresses of reaching over, and cost less than 300$ to achieve

      2) grats, you discovered double sided tape and a pencil, we should worship you

    8. Re:Instructions by mwa · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying I can put shit back together and not have that one, "where the hell does this go?" part left over?

      Sign me up!

    9. Re:Instructions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could take a photo of the instruction step and then have it displayed. Doesn't have to be a pre-built app.

    10. Re:Instructions by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's a great idea, but do you have safety glasses which can be worn over Google Glass? Because you're absolutely going to need them to prevent crap falling out of the bottom of a car from ruining them. And I don't know about you but I already have a problem with safety glasses fogging up. I wonder how glass will do in that environment?

      Glass might be useful for clean-room engineers taking apart a jet engine, but it's not durable enough to be useful in the field. It also has to compute for parallax in order to successfully do reality overlay. Most such systems become less accurate the closer you get to something. What is needed for this functionality is an eyetap. But since an eyetap requires you to move your whole head if it's not implemented in a contact lens, what is needed for this functionality is an eyetap implemented in a contact lens. In theory we have most of the technologies needed for its implementation, but it's not quite here yet.

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    11. Re:Instructions by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      I have safety glasses that fit over my regular glasses, so that should work fine. They only fog up when I'm also wearing a face mask. As for overlay, to my knowledge glass doesn't do overlay. It's just a HUD. Basically you get the ability to see the info you can see on your smartphone, but without having to look at your smartphone.

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    12. Re:Instructions by Hollinger · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

    13. Re:Instructions by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      But you don't, because it's a substantially inferior display. So not only does it not do reality overlay but it doesn't display as much information as what I'm using now, a nook in a ziploc.

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  34. Real estate? by HalAtWork · · Score: 1

    I bet every real estate agent in the world would like one of these hooked up to a database of houses for sale, so they could instantly scan all the relevant information.

    Is a smartphone with GPS not able to do any of this? How would Google Glass be anymore accurate than a GPS to be able to overlay the information properly as opposed to an "AR" app on a phone?

    Maybe it could be useful for some things, especially games, but even in that situation, not having a HUD or anything distracting on the screen is seen as a benefit, so why would you want it IRL? Maybe it could be arranged into something more useful to you personally such as widgets on a desktop, but I can whip out my phone and check a few quick things already.

    I just don't know if I want to always be seeing data. So it'd be easier and cheaper to whip out a smartphone instead of taking out my smartglasses and putting them on.

    1. Re:Real estate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or MLS + google maps/earth?

    2. Re:Real estate? by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Or a paper map and an printed MLS book? Or a stone tablet and another stone tablet?

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  35. Culmination of Internet as technology by sinij · · Score: 3, Funny

    This device is a culmination of everything internet stands for and a first attempt to have always-on interface directly with our sensory inputs.

    It will finally allow us to browse porn and watch cat videos everywhere we go, 24/7.

    1. Re:Culmination of Internet as technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOTHER OF GOD.

    2. Re:Culmination of Internet as technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I don't WANT ponographic cat videos!

  36. If you take the GL out of Google Glass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you have Google Ass.

    1. Re:If you take the GL out of Google Glass by WillgasM · · Score: 1

      Ooge Ass

    2. Re:If you take the GL out of Google Glass by Omestes · · Score: 1

      Gooe Ass?

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  37. augmented reality...eventually by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Once this sort of thing is good enough then augmented reality will be the killer app.

    Imagine driving in your car with the GPS route you need to take overlaid onto the actual road, or repairing your car/computer/whatever with instructions pointing to each part to remove/replace in sequence along with tips on how to properly do it. Imagine meeting people and seeing their name and a brief biography floating in between you. Virtual geo-tagging left at physical landmarks by previous people. Heck, I could see people having fun with virtual redecorating (preferably leaving the walls/furniture where they really are).

    Right now, however, it's nowhere near seamless enough to handle that effectively.

    1. Re:augmented reality...eventually by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Google Glass doesn't overlay over your vision. It can't be used for augmented reality at all.

    2. Re:augmented reality...eventually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If video games have taught me anything, the killer app is going to be the health bar.

      Imagine it, you're in your kitchen, 100% health, when suddenly you stub your toe! 10% health, red flashing, immediately you'll seek a fried chicken leg, which will bring your health back up to a clean 80%.

      All possible with glass.

    3. Re:augmented reality...eventually by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Google Glass doesn't overlay over your vision. It can't be used for augmented reality at all.

      I beg your pardon? It's clear, it's in your field of vision, and it has graphics on it. How does that not overlay your vision? It's difficult to do any AR with it, because it doesn't cover your entire field of vision. And because it's not an eyetap, there is a parallax problem, so it won't be able to do it up close since it can't track your eye position, so it's useless for purposes which others have put forth like labeling parts for mechanics and such.

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    4. Re:augmented reality...eventually by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      I was thinking of augmented reality card applications. Where you place a card down on a table and when you look at it through your phone an object appears. (such as a pokemon) With Google Glass you would see the card and also see the pokemon in miniture slightly above your eye. You would not get the effect of replacing the card with something else.

  38. Eh? by DeathToBill · · Score: 2

    And investors not understanding what they are investing in is news because... why again?

    Have you not followed the last five years?

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  39. Re:Tracking. what else could it be? well, adverts by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    Google Glass is for: -- tracking, nonstop

    No that is what your phone is for. This may allow them to track people without phones using the camera. But people without phones have no money(or cheap) and are not worth tracking.

  40. pricey by stewsters · · Score: 1

    $1500 is to expensive for me. I'm going to order the occulus rift devkit for $300, a webcam for < $50, and a roll of duct tape from my garage. I can pipe the webcam video into a corner of the rift and use a lot more space for watching things. You also will look more bad-ass walking down the street with a full face enclosure.

    1. Re:pricey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They won't be $1500 once they are released, i don't know how much they will be but i know they won't be THAT expensive.

      also

      You also will look more jackass walking down the street with a full face enclosure. FTFY

  41. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by alen · · Score: 1

    don't know about you but if i'm going to buy a home i want to see it. i want to touch the walls and go into the basement to check for mold and any problems that might come up. i want to see how much sun there is. i want to make sure the walls actually block some sound. but then again i have noticed that the more expensive something is, the scummier the sales process is.

      the photos on the website are there so i don't waste my time visiting something i would never buy.
    this is why banks still require homes to be inspected

  42. Oh dear God by sootman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know what the future holds for Google Glass, but I know one thing for sure: Marc Andreessen should not be bald. I'm pretty sure I saw him in a movie with Dan Aykroyd and Jane Curtain twenty years ago...

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    1. Re:Oh dear God by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I'm not the only one who thought that? whew. I wonder if its a flaw in the picture?

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    2. Re:Oh dear God by sessamoid · · Score: 1

      I'm not the only one who thought that? whew. I wonder if its a flaw in the picture?

      No. It's a flaw in the shape of his bald head.

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    3. Re:Oh dear God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +10 funny

  43. Fake web site, nobody notices. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You guys are getting really conditioned at believing anything you see.

  44. Social Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think a lot of people are going to see you walking toward them wearing these glasses and they are going to quickly turn around and walk the other way to get out of your line of sight. I can see people at bars and parties literally getting this device slapped off their face because they looked at the wrong person. You might as well have a sign on your forehead that says 'punch me!' - mark my words, this device is going to cause a lot of fights. You can hate the hipster for wearing retro tech or using a manual typewriter in a cafe, but that is just a minor annoyance. In order to truly infuriate people, take video of them without their permission. That's askin' for a stranglin'!

  45. Healthcare! by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Good grief, people! Healthcare!

    "Glass, call the RT." "This is the RT. Can I help you?" "Can you have a look at this man's breathing? We're not sure what's going on..."

    1. Re:Healthcare! by gatfirls · · Score: 1

      "Well only doctors and drug dealers *need* a pager." The title of the article should have been: "Looking past the Google Glass hype: I don't have (a use) one"

    2. Re:Healthcare! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Uh huh. Having actually done research into telepresence for remote healthcare, it might find a nice somewhere, but it's not going to catch on.

      And Google doesn't do niches.

  46. Killer App by JeanCroix · · Score: 1

    I want it to list possible responses during conversations. For example:

    - Yes/No

    - Or what?

    - Go away

    - Please come back later

    - Fuck you, asshole

    - Fuck you

    1. Re:Killer App by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm selling these fine leather jackets"

      "That's the second biggest monkey head I've ever seen!"

    2. Re:Killer App by craigminah · · Score: 1

      Nice...love that scene. "hey buddy, whatchoo got in there, a dead cat?"

  47. Innovation. by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    The reaction to Google Glass reminds me of the first tablet push over 10 years ago. The so-called experts dismissed it as pointless. They couldn't see beyond the current technological limitations and appreciate the massive potential in the technology.

    Sure, those tablets had limitations. The resistive touch screen left a lot to be desired and Windows XP wasn't really tablet friendly. But the first time, years before the iPad came along, Sony tablet in hand as I sat on a subway in Asia, browsing the web on WiFi, I really understood the potential of this thing.

    That's the problem with these experts, particularly since they're in a position to shape public opinion. Someone like Google, back then it was Microsoft and hardware makers, gambles on a truly innovative idea. They push something out that might not be truly ready for the mass market, but it fosters evolutionary innovation and refinement now that there's a bit of a technological goal established. Instead at the very least offering appreciation, the experts deride them for foisting an unfinished, poorly conceived product on consumers.

    A few years later, after the technology has matured, Apple comes along with the same idea and these same experts gush over the thing like Jesus Christ was resurrected in gadget form. They brand the people Apple has great innovators on par with the likes of humanity's most important inventors. They conveniently ignore that Apple's success came on the backs of others.

    Without question, Apple deserves credit for the implementation. The guys who came up with the ideas had enough of a head start that they could have evolved it into a successful product. So that's the question here, will Google be able to make this thing work, or is someone else going to come along and make it better.

    1. Re:Innovation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it has to be someone else. It's just the nature of the second order effect. There's a tangible reason for that too, which explains it well enough for me: they have a core business already, and will inevitably inspire someone to form his/her core business around a great idea, effectively becoming the better expert.
      If an idea is great, someone will surely center his life/company/philosophy/etc. around it.
      Google could create an internal spin-off that would have authority over the whole project. This spin-off could someday even be more important than google's core business at the moment, or be an effective catalyst, ...

    2. Re:Innovation. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      No, everyone knew what tablet computers were for. They were in Star Trek. Everyone knows what VR and AR displays are for. There have been articles for years about contacts and glasses, and actual VR glasses.

      What the "experts" said about the first Windows tablets was that they were too clunky and they'd only be niche products. They were precisely right. When Amazon and Apple came along and made tablets and e-readers that were reasonably close to what everyone knew a tablet should be, the whole thing took off.

      That's the prediction. I don't think anyone here thinks that good in- or nearly in-eye displays don't have fantastic uses. The question is, does Google Glass?

  48. Hype ? For sure ! by vikingpower · · Score: 1

    Of course this is a hype. A well-crafted hype by Google Marketing ( TM ). I currently work for a logistics company where two or three motivated students developed exactly that: a pair of glasses with which one can walk through a warehouse and pick orders, from info displayed before your eyes. The things also allow you to log in to our software, and to look up where exactly you are in the warehouse. No hype needed.

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  49. The ultimate HUD by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    For driving, it's the ultimate heads-up display: anything that can be displayed on a screen can be displayed overlaid on your actual field of view without you having to take your eyes off the road. Vehicle speed, a compass, GPS navigation indications. Even an actual map so you can see a bird's-eye view of the next few blocks worth of street. One thing I can see is integrating a couple of cameras into the system to give real-time speed or closure-rate readouts on surrounding cars or warnings of cars coming up behind or beside you.

    I can also see it as a replacement for more mundane things. At a meeting it's helpful to have information about the other parties on tap, but it's rude to keep checking your laptop or tablet. So feed the data directly into your eyeball where it's just as available but not nearly as obvious. I'd love to see the first negotiation where one side has a team listening (and maybe watching), pulling up needed information and feeding it directly to their representative without any obvious hints that it's happening. It'd be unnerving when the rep knows your name, your wife's name and your kids' names before you're introduced, and even more so when he seems to have detailed financial reports on your company at his fingertips but he's got no tablet or smartphone, no notes, no obvious source.

    The only downside is that currently it's very one-way: you can receive a lot of data, but it's inconvenient to enter text to send. You're limited to basically a single-button mouse.

  50. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by Zeromous · · Score: 1

    GLASS would replace the agent (ala Robocop) not the openhouse

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  51. The real use is not friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real use will not be shopping or social it will be security. Real time face scanning by police walking the streets, same for airport security. This is the perfect tool for anyone who is interested in real time surveillance. Owe a few parking fines or worse? stay off the streets. Watch out of you look like a known perp. Make sure you carry good ID at all times.

  52. Virtual Pets by sandytaru · · Score: 1

    In the anime series Dennou Coil in which kids adapted to such glasses far more easily than the adults, people had virtual pets. Should be easy enough to re-release a modernized Tamagatchi app for this thing. (Or even better, have a flashing light remind you it's time to water your plants and walk your dog.)

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  53. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by unrtst · · Score: 1

    don't know about you but if i'm going to buy a home i want to see it.

    You've got it all backwards. Do you even know that the topic is Google Glass?
    If you were looking at a home, you'd go there, and put on the glasses, and walk around and do your tour. The glasses could provide you with additional info on the house, and could also record your experience so the agent had a peak at what you were doing (likes/dislikes/etc).

    I'm not saying it's a good idea, but it's not the non-existent idea you were debating :-)

  54. The first thing they teach you in sales ... by westlake · · Score: 2

    I bet every real estate agent in the world would like one of these hooked up to a database of houses for sale, so they could instantly scan all the relevant information.

    ... is to keep your eyes focused on the prospect.

    He is the most important thing in your life right now; don't let him catch you drifting off into Lah-Lah land.

    The glasses are a distraction. Ditch them.

  55. Law enforcement/military by genericmk · · Score: 1

    Google glass looks tailor made for law enforcement and military personnel. It is reminiscent of Terminator type display. A cop can browse your full record and bio when they approach you and likewise, out in combat, a soldier will have access to the same; granted, more limited amount of info.

    1. Re:Law enforcement/military by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Military personnel have had far more advanced HUDs for years.

  56. Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by ZeroPly · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Your mentality is that of an Apple consumer, not that of an inventor. You tell the corporations "tell me how I should use your product". My crowd tells them "show me what your product does, I'll decide if I have a use for it". In my world, iPads are complete crap - they're an appliance for Grandma that I can't connect my 1-wire scanner to, because it doesn't even have a USB port. On the other hand, an Arduino or cheap 3-D printer is a godsend. Google Glass is meant for me, not for you.

    As soon as Glass hits a good price point and works with QR codes, that's my next inventory solution. Put on your glasses and look at the QR code on a server, get a readout of what it is and who the point of contact is. Oh wait, your glasses just popped up the status from the SQL database "DO NOT POWER DOWN, LARGE UPDATE IN PROGRESS". Or when maintenance looks at the QR code on an HVAC controller, it pops up the web page to access it.

    You have no imagination, that's why you don't understand that this is just the first step to the rig in "Virtual Light" (fingers eagerly crossed). It has been so long since a large company did innovation for the sake of innovation, that nowadays it's an alien concept.

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    1. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by Lunix+Nutcase · · Score: 0

      Innovative? It's a tiny hud screen on a pair of glasses. Been there, done that.

    2. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by Xphile101361 · · Score: 1

      That has a few blinking LEDs on a piece of plastic that you can connect to a pair of glasses. There is no tiny screen, just blinking lights. It is like comparing a smart phone to a flip phone.

    3. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by ZeroPly · · Score: 1

      Wow - seven whole LED's worth of information. And no camera? You might want to set your sights a tad higher... or figure out what Google Glass actually does...

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    4. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      You've been there and done that with 7 LEDs. Seven.

      My goodness. Think of all the data you could pump through that to the user! All it takes is someone proficient with Morse code and you've practically got a webpage browser. Maybe they could shake their head quickly and get a PoV effect.

      Hell, call up Oculus Rift and tell them they've been beat to the market!

    5. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by c0d3g33k · · Score: 1

      You're seriously calling 7 colored blinking LEDs in your peripheral vision a "hud screen"? You did' reinforce ZeroPly's point - his scenario seems very innovative compared to what you could do with 7 head-mounted LEDs.

    6. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Google Glass is meant for self-proclaimed know-it-alls who don't understand that a tiny market like warehouse codes will not make a product produced for mass consumption into a success. It's right up your alley.

    7. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple consumer blah blah blah.Stop apologizing for the thing's market failure before it's launched. It's not a windows phone product.
      Also, get over yourself.

      Most people are, frankly clueless. They need a company like apple to spice things up a little and make a shiny add because they honestly would not have a clue about what to do with a smartphone without it. (They meaning the large, indriect population wide gestalt. Nobody bought an iphone after seeing an ad. They bought an iphone after the iphone after they and their friends saw the add, they talked about it, and they saw someone on TV use one)

      YOU need Apple because they enabled the deep commoditization of smartphones, cellar data radios, SOCs, etc and now you can get your cheap hackable andriod device. Yes, you have Apple to owe for that.

      Glass is currently a developer project. It's dumbed down public phase is coming. It's target audience, if it ever becomes successful, is /not/ you.

    8. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      You might want to set your sights a tad higher... or figure out what Google Glass actually does...

      I think we'd all be interested in hearing you tell what, exactly, that is, since it seems even Google has no idea what it's for...

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    9. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by fermion · · Score: 1
      hat's my next inventory solution. Put on your glasses and look at the QR code on a server, get a readout of what it is and who the point of contact is. Oh wait, your glasses just popped up the status from the SQL database

      Not sure if your are serious here. NFC probably provides a better solution for inventory. It might also be good for inventory control. If every item has a unique ID, the ID can be labeled as sold and allowed out, or automatically set off alarm if stolen.

      There is not doubt that google glases are innovative. However there is some issues with Google marketing it. They will be the first out, and the first out is often not the first success. Also, Google has never been the first out. They we the second search company. The second ad company. Everyone did mail before them.

      Then look at pricing. Google either gives things away in exchange for advertising and data mining, or charges very high prices. The Nexus One was $500 unsubsidized. The could have sold it for $300 if they wanted to sell it. And that $500 included no customer support. And that not even with memory.

      So honestly they have no experience with introducing a novel product. They have shown no ability to promote customer confidence that they can support a product. They want an exohbinant price out of the box. And they have not given us the killer app(angry birds anyone?)

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    10. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my world, iPads are complete crap - they're an appliance for Grandma that I can't connect my 1-wire scanner to, because it doesn't even have a USB port. On the other hand, an Arduino or cheap 3-D printer is a godsend. Google Glass is meant for me, not for you.

      In other words, there is no money to be made in your world, and the rest of the world would be better off waiting for Apple to put out their iGlass and should just ignore Google Glass.

    11. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is going to be quite annoying driving home when every billboard pops up a webpage full of product information.

    12. Re:Like an iPad? No, like an Arduino! by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Two comments:

      1) Your world is really small. Way too small to support a major consumer device.

      2) If you need a USB port to connect something to a tablet, your world is even smaller than I thought.

  57. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Yes, but looking at it first via video may save you from having to go to all the houses.
    Sure you see one that you like, then go and take a look, get an inspector and so on.

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  58. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by alen · · Score: 1

    provide what info?

    the important stuff like the school district is already on the listing

    this is a product in search of a problem

  59. Twitter Contest by PaddyM · · Score: 1

    Hi Bdking,

    That's the idea I posted on twitter for the Google glass competition; going to a house and scanning all the relevant information. I never got any notice that I won the opportunity to purchase a developer's copy or anything; maybe a lot of people posted the same idea.

  60. Gold Diggers by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    Ohh and gold diggers will wear them to identify "good" men. All the women in the club will now know you live in your parents basements, are in debt, and have no important social connections.

  61. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by hawguy · · Score: 1

    don't know about you but if i'm going to buy a home i want to see it.

    You've got it all backwards. Do you even know that the topic is Google Glass?
    If you were looking at a home, you'd go there, and put on the glasses, and walk around and do your tour. The glasses could provide you with additional info on the house, and could also record your experience so the agent had a peak at what you were doing (likes/dislikes/etc).

    I'm not saying it's a good idea, but it's not the non-existent idea you were debating :-)

    The glasses aren't going to magically tell me the information I want to know.

    When I'm looking at fresh paint on a basement wall, I want to know if that paint is covering a mildew problem, when I'm looking at a 3 pronged outlet in an older home, I want to know if they really rewired the home, or just put in new outlets to make it look like they did, when I see new shingles on the roof, I want to know if it'd been leaking for 2 years before they got around to fixing it.

    The only thing the glasses are going to tell me is what someone posted online, which I already read before going to see the house. And I certainly don't want my real estate agent looking over my shoulder the entire time. Even without glasses, if she follows my wife around room to room, I'll ask her to leave us alone.

  62. Dangerous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The possibilities of privacy invasion are astounding and no one seems to care.

    I'm hoping more and more places ban these to the point where they are seen as heinous, I have taken great lengths to avoid my photo, information about me, my family, my life, etc., being on the Internet at large. I don't have a Facebook account or any
    other social media account. I lay low, not because I have something to hide, rather, I value my privacy and that of my family.

    Why does is seem that just a few short years ago, people truly valued their privacy. Now? Now it seems that if you are not a part of the social media scene and willing to put your life out there, you are seen as awkward, strange, someone with something to hide.

    I will never willingly be in a room with someone wearing this device, nor will I allow it in my home, office, car. Dangerous.

    1. Re:Dangerous by craigminah · · Score: 1

      Quick, go out and get you an anti-drone hoodie STAT!

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/03/anti-drone-hoodie-adam-harvey-surveillance_n_3007064.html

  63. No, real estate agents don't want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real estate agents are all about sales and commissions. Information transparency is still HORRIBLE in that business. If it weren't for a few web sites starting to open things up it'd be even worse. As a potential buyer, I still have to go out on site or hit 3rd party sites to get "the real skinny". There are very few laws to prevent material information from being hidden. Vital information like CCRs and whether or not a meth bust occured are not presented until you're under contract. It's a very manipulative scene where they want to get you hooked on the "emotional commit" you've made by being under contract.

    Many real estate ads have even less information than 3-line classifieds from the print era. "Needs TLC"? absolutely worthless, tells us nothing.

    Real estate agents only want to disclose what they are absolutely required to disclose, nothing more. They don't even care about getting the best price for the seller. The profit equation is sales*commission. Yeah, you'd think they want to protect their reputation; but no, most of them don't. They're a bunch of soccer moms who will buy an SUV off the 5% and never look back.

    Absolutely worthless business that would have been crushed 10 years ago if they didn't have such a powerful lobby.

    1. Re:No, real estate agents don't want it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're a bunch of soccer moms who will buy an SUV off the 5% and never look back.

      So if a home has a 5% commission, that full amount goes to the Seller's agent?
      What about the Buyer's agent?
      And the Brokers they work for?
      They all work for free?

  64. It seems like a toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure why they have all this head gear and hardware and all the other stuff. It doesn't sound like it does anything more than browse the web as well as physical overlays of what is picked up by a camera. If that's the case why not just set it up as a cell phone application that uses the built in camera? There doesn't seem to be a need for all this extra stuff other than wow factor and clutter.

  65. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by hawguy · · Score: 1

    Yes, but looking at it first via video may save you from having to go to all the houses.
    Sure you see one that you like, then go and take a look, get an inspector and so on.

    I haven't found video walkthroughs to be any more effective than quality pictures when deciding if I want to view a house in person. I don't think watching the video in my Google Glasses is going to make it any more effective. And shooting a video with Google Glass is certainly not going to make a real estate agent into a great videographer.

  66. Re:Tracking. what else could it be? well, adverts by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "All of that tracking will help them build up their massive dossiers on you,"
    Good.

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  67. Is this a serious question? by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    You'll do with it what you now do with a smartphone, and more, but it's always on and in front of your eyes. Want a map with turn by turn directions? It's there. Want to see who's around you who's single and interested in Estonian fok dancing? They can be highlighted in glowing blue. Want to see the wiring diagram behind the wall? Access the building database and get the CAD drawings with the correct layer. Need to see the menu of the restaurant you're standing in front of? Watch it appear virtually on command. Oh, and you have a permanent heads-up cheap traffic and safety display as you're driving. Bored at a bus stop. Watch some youtube videos. Too dark? Turn on the infrared lense.

    That's just off the top of my head. There will be as many applications as there are creative inviduals who can program. Any investor who can't work this out has probably already cooked their brain with alcohol and drugs, or suffers from some form of neurological impairment.

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    1. Re:Is this a serious question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it wouldn't actually do more, it would just output what it does to a display mounted on your head. that's all this thing is, just a display over your eye and a camera/mic instead of on your cell phone which already has a mic, display and camera... As a normal guy who lives paycheck to paycheck I save about 100-200 a month, at 1,500 this would take me a year of dedicated saving to purchase nothing more than a fancier output...That really strikes me as a toy for rich people.

  68. Real estate application by mhajicek · · Score: 1

    New meaning of "HUD home".

  69. What is Glass? It's the Newton of full-vision HUDs by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

    Glass by itself probably won't go very far. Why? Because the video overlay is only one corner of the user's field of vision. With a full-field overlay, all sorts of real uses become available:

    • GPS driving directions laid out as glowing arrows on the street in front of my car
    • Combine facial recognition with my contacts list to help me look less socially inept when running into people I vaguely know

      Help me cook by showing ingredients and cooking instructions without having to look at a book, and by putting dynamic fill lines on measuring cups (i.e. all I have is a 1 cup measuring cup, but put a line on it to show how much milk to pour in for 1/2 cup)

      Real-time translation subtitles of conversations in foreign languages

      Real-time subtitles for the hearing impaired

      Combine with proximity/motion sensors for police or soldiers to give indications when someone's approaching from behind or off to the side

      Add bluetooth and sensors to vacuum cleaners, and then highlight patches on the floor that still need more vacuuming

      Virtual docent tours of museums (i.e. recognize the painting in the field of view, bring up information about the painting, the artist, recommend other works that people who like this painting also like, etc.)

      Combine with bluetooth connection to a car to read ODB-II trouble codes and present apprentice mechanics with step-by-step instructions on how to diagnose and fix the problem (i.e. arrows on edge of vision to indicate where to look if part isn't being looked at, highlight part if it is, list steps to replace part, etc.)

      Provide surgeons with live metrics on the patient without them having to look away from their work

      End the "'Scuse me while I kiss this guy" phenomenon by dynamically displaying the correct lyrics to the song currently playing, whether on the connected media player or through any other audio source

      Automatic price comparison when looking at a UPC code of something in the store

      Automatically look up in a dictionary the word I'm looking at in a book

      Allow me to non-destructively highlight dead-tree books and share my highlights/notes with friends

      Automatically, dynamically remove Google Glasses from my view of any of my friends who are also wearing them

      Spell- and grammer-check anything I write, regardless of media

      Help me learn to read/write other languages by displaying translations next to foreign text or by displaying words to practice writing on the paper (particularly useful for character-based languages, like Chinese)

      Combine with multiple microphones to locate and highlight the source of that annoying noise that just woke me up

    • Guide me to my phone

    As with the Newton, this won't take off until the tech gets better (i.e. full FoV overlay, adjustable focal point to put the overlay in the same field of focus as the current eye position, better cost, etc.), but once it does, things will get VERY interesting!

  70. the ad for glass turned me off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the ad and I can honestly say that no advertisement has ever made me want to NOT purchase the product as much as that one did.

  71. I'll wait for the two eye version by gameboyhippo · · Score: 1

    For some reason, I think only being able to get data to 1 eye is going to cause headaches. If we can get a two eye version of this, Google can overlay the images/text with depth and my brain won't have to resolve why I'm seeing an image in one eye and not the other.

  72. My only question: Who owns it? by Opportunist · · Score: 2

    1. Will these glasses display only what I want them to display?
    2. Will the sensors of these glasses only record what I want them to record?
    3. Will the data outputs only transmit the data that I want them to forward, and only to the devices, networks or other targets that I specify?
    3. Will the specifications be open enough to develop a driver for whatever appliance I want them to interface with?

    A "no" to either of this question will mean a "no thank you" (put the comma where you prefer it) from me.

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    1. Re:My only question: Who owns it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, and that's also a dealbreaker for me. It appears that most of the computation for Glass is offloaded to Google's servers where possible. Glass "apps" are actually web apps that run on Google's servers which output a special JSON/HTML format designed for Glass. This is a reasonable trade-off for battery life... except for the part where you can't use your own server if you want to (obviously, it's unreleased and no one has asked them, but I would be very surprised if it were an option).

    2. Re:My only question: Who owns it? by michwill · · Score: 1

      The glasses can display [wanted] advertising labeling every building (shop, etc), you see. "In this restaurant, your friend is dating an Asian chick right now" "In this shop, you can buy BDSM toys which your GF always wanted, according to her search history" "This is the house where someone looks at your facebook page really often" You know, the possibilities are endless.

    3. Re:My only question: Who owns it? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Only your last requirement might be true. However, if that means you can use it without google, it then meets all your other requirements, just as in the case of using an android device without gapps and without wifi-based location.

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  73. Glass for artists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a body and face painter ( yes, bodies! ), and these might be good for tutorials, class demonstrations,
    and, of course, pay-per-views web channel......

  74. Answer by craigminah · · Score: 1

    I think Richard Pryor was talking about Google Glass in this line from Superman III: ""Google Glass will do anything you tell me to tell it to do for you...If anyone attacks Google Glass or anything, the Google Glass counter-attacks it. I mean, it finds their weaknesses and wipes them out."

  75. Re:Tracking. what else could it be? well, adverts by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    The phone is to track you, but it's pretty hard to track your circle of friends. Especially if they're not willing to join the surveillance club.

    Now YOU may decide who gets to join it. Ready or not, willing or not.

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  76. long term health effects by thereitis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm interested in knowing more about the long term health effects of wearing Google Glass. Apparently binocular rivalry may be of concern.

    1. Re:long term health effects by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Why cancer, of course. Everything new causes cancer.

      Oh, and ingrown toenails.

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    2. Re:long term health effects by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      Meh, it can actually be pretty useful once you get to where you can deal with both visual fields.

      Get used to looking through a scope with both eyes open, you get zoom detail from one and and wide-field/situational awareness from the other.

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  77. The military has been doing this for decades. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The military has had this type of display in flight helmets for decades.

    What Google is doing is making it a consumer product. A product that doesn't cost thousands of dollars and require a security clearance to use.

    And to add to the GP's ideas for applications, medical. I can image a shit load of things that the medical profession could do with this - especially in the hospital environment where a person needs 4 hands to do their job.

    I just wish I had the $1500 plus all the other money I'd need to build a prototype - it'd need quite a bit of back end support from other hardware.

  78. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by tibit · · Score: 1

    I don't know what banks you deal with, but U.S. banks certainly don't require the home to be inspected. They require an appraisal that includes an external viewing of the property just to make sure it's still there, that's all.

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  79. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by tibit · · Score: 1

    When it comes to the outlets and paint and such, I've found that having a pair of screwdrivers with you works really well. I usually poke things, take them apart (and put together), etc., and generally do things even home inspectors don't do. Having a moisture meter also helps -- paint won't cover that up, no matter how hard you try.

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  80. Military! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of course

  81. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by hawguy · · Score: 1

    When it comes to the outlets and paint and such, I've found that having a pair of screwdrivers with you works really well. I usually poke things, take them apart (and put together), etc., and generally do things even home inspectors don't do. Having a moisture meter also helps -- paint won't cover that up, no matter how hard you try.

    But how do you do all of that without Google Glass?

  82. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by tibit · · Score: 1

    I'd rather ask: what the fuck would I need Google Glass for, except maybe as a "cool" video recorder with a little display showing how much storage/battery is left. Perhaps also a showing realtime image histogram just to make sure there's enough light, but not too much. So, well, there's some use for it after all, fuck or not :)

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  83. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by Zeromous · · Score: 1

    Detects where you are in the house...sales pitch on every room or item. When was the last service, windows/roof replacement' make model info. Comparitive data on appliances. Utility information.....just about every fact possible. Meanwhile it provides data about where you are in the house. What you looked at . How long you spent there. Even snapped pictures of for your own personal reference in the cloud. All without interacting with an actual agentm

    Agent reviews data and revises pitch for more effective selling and staging. Agency runs analytics sw and develops better pitch scripts.

    Everyone wins. Google gets data (gMLS?), agent gets (opened?) data, provides tons of info to potential buyers reliably and consistently and doesn't waste time with dreamers and window shoppers. Buyers get a ironically personalized experience and better information in a referrable/transmittable form.

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  84. nametags by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm terrible with names, something like this would potentially be really useful at parties, corporate functions and the first days at a new work place for getting to know people's names.

  85. Indoor extension of 'Streetview' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google is simply an extension of the NSA. Google designs reference hardware and software platforms that are then deployed as 'shadow' Google installations at the NSA and other intelligence agency sites in the West. Of course, these 'shadow' Googles are not built or maintained by employees from Google- Google is simply used as the originator or innovator for these IT projects.

    It is a different issue when one considers Google's active role in massive acts of intelligence gathering. Photographing as much of the exterior of Human settlements as possible had nothing to do with helping people get from A to B- even the dumbest betas got a giant sized clue when it became public how Google had used its streetview vehicles to spy on computer installations (not just via wireless) using state-of-the-art NSA kit.

    Google Glass is designed to move Google's NSA intelligence gathering operation indoors. While the usual shills will try to convince the really dumb betas here that it can't be spying, because some places will 'ban' people wearing the head cameras, the project will proceed at an ever accelerating rate across the next 5 years.

    The NSA's openly stated goal is to track all the people all the time. The mobile phone, RFID chips in tires of vehicles, and the growing network of spy cameras has got the job 50% done. Google Glass, and Microsoft's new always on console with always active HD cameras and mike array are part of a program dealing with the other 50%.

    The Constitution, and other equivalent legal mechanisms from other nations, specifically FAIL to address Human Rights that link to privacy issues because it was IMPOSSIBLE for the state to significantly destroy the right-to-privacy en masse before the rise of our current technologies. Evil shills attempt to sell the omission as proof that the right to privacy is NOT a fundamental Human Right. Actually, one can read in the debates regarding the formation of modern police forces more than a century ago how the main concern of politicians was that police powers should NOT give the state enhanced abilities to harass/monitor innocent citizens using the excuse of law enforcement. Protections were not strongly codified in law because of the infeasibility (at the time) of wholesale intelligence agency abuse of the population.

    Google's approach is to say to 'the kids' "it's all a good laff, init". The 'hipster' approach. As far as Google and the NSA are concerned, whatever approach works is great.

    Of course, the rise of tech cannot be prevented. Cameras are shrinking to the point where even decent video cameras are effectively 'invisible' if you so wish. Google is ruthlessly evil, but usually is just an early adopter of ideas that are pretty much unstoppable anyway. This doesn't mean we should give up or give in. Established Human Rights now need serious additions that counter the acts of entities like Google.

  86. I know how I would use Google Glass by Turmoyl · · Score: 1

    It's too early to tell what we will and will not be able to do with Glass, but I have have imagined how I'd use it:

    1) GPS overlay while driving. I bet some folks will balk at this idea at first, but what's worse, taking your eyes off the road to look at a small screen, or having it overlaid (unobtrusively, of course) over some or all of your field of vision?

    2) Access to the Internet is so locked down where I work that BYOD has been the employee's saving grace. I would rock Glass while at my desk as I could interact with the things I want without having to go for my tablet. This, of course, depends on how well I can control Glass by hand. The only time you will ever find me giving voice commands to Glass is on the trail, and even then only when hand commands are simply impractical.

    3) Many desktop-based games do their damnedest to trap focus in the game window. It would be easier to do things like look up or track game info within my field of vision. The same would apply by default to console gaming.

    IMHO Glass, and things like it, are a natural progression heading towards wetwiring. Mainframe -> desktop -> laptop -> phones and tablets -> wearable -> implantable.

  87. Obviously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like an app which will accurately gauge and display the power-levels of those around me.
    That is all.

  88. Is basic research so far gone by rsilvergun · · Score: 1

    that we can't even recognize it when it happens? Jeez. And we wonder why AT&T / HP / Xerox have gone to hell.

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  89. A solution looking for a problem. by markdavis · · Score: 1

    >"I bet every real estate agent in the world would like one of these hooked up to a database of houses for sale, so they could instantly scan all the relevant information."

    And why can't that just be done with your phone? Point it at a house and up comes the info. Far less expensive. Far less geeky. Far less intrusive. Far less privacy issues.

  90. In our DC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to be able to integrate our Datacentre (I work for an Aussie telco) environment and asset/rack management systems into an overlay. So i could look at one of the couple of hundred racks and get details about whats in it, what power rails its on, who the clients is or if its internal, what each of the RU's is allocated to, what the individual hardware is running/doing/loaded to, switchport diagrams etc etc etc.

    It would probably need the equivalent of QR codes on each rack, or even server/switch to help, but the overlayed information would make working both easier, faster and a little fun :)

  91. It's based on Google Goggles app, which tries to recognize things in front of your cell phone camera. It has a snapshot and continuous live mode.

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  92. You've got it all backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's one of the wierdest comments I've read in a long time. You've got the pros and cons back to front.

    Along with a thousand other companies, Google has a very bad attitude towards privacy, detesting it instead of safeguarding it, and only offers occasional lip service to the concept whenever public objections become too strong. To call the company evil may be a little hyperbolic, but it's not inaccurate --- perhaps it's "second degree evil", but it's evil nevertheless. Exposing your personal life to every Tom, Dick and Harry with a website is a very dangerous thing to do, and Google encourages it, almost mandates it, with the use of their services as carrot. That is evil.

    And in contrast, the "smartphone zombies" to which you refer are pure FUD. Although there are a few distracted smartphone users around, Google Glass is aimed at reducing the distraction because you won't have to fumble on a little gadget anymore and take your eyes off the world outside. This will be a great plus, if you regard distracted smartphone users as a problem. It's the exact opposite of what you write.

    So you've got both angles dead wrong.

  93. Google glass is for pedophiles by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1

    That's what I will always assume when I see one. Good luck with that, Google.

  94. Why should one give away what they could do? by lexsird · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Is someone trolling for free ideas or what? This isn't a hard thing to find applications for, also one will want to "intensely study" it of course for their own fiendish curiosities at least. To me there is just so much "kick ass" potential here that it should go without saying; its going to be awesome. I would suggest we all get cracking on a payday for this one and not be left at home plate watching this one go by.

    Don't you have a nerdary to tend to?

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  95. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by vux984 · · Score: 1

    When it comes to the outlets and paint and such, I've found that having a pair of screwdrivers with you works really well.

    If I were selling and you came in with a pair of screwdrivers, I hope my agent asks you to put them away.

    Your welcome to make an offer on the house, and make it subject to this sort of inspection, and after I've accepted it, you can satisfy your curiosity all you like, and if something is unearthed, we'll either get it fixed, renegotiate, or you can walk away. I'm fine with any of those scenarios.

    I'd also have have someone escort you. If you jam your screwdriver where it doesn't belong and break a fixture, short something out, or otherwise fuck something up its still my house.

    In any case I'm not going to tolerate every yahoo on the street walking into my home with a set of screwdrivers who thinks he is going to inspect the wiring during an open house or something. I don't know them from Adam.

    While I tend to sympathize with potential buyers who don't want the agent hovering too much, I've seen too many cases of damage and theft to agree that I should let some random schmoe have the run of my house just because they might buy it.

  96. Meh... by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

    Honestly, I really don't see the use for Google Glass. I know it's being touted as this "awesome game-changer", but at this point I see it as little more than a Segway. A neat toy, owned by a few, but never living up to the hype.

  97. Google Glass = Masturbation Aid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finially hands are free for fapping!

  98. "...or you get nailed for not having a working by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    camera.".

    I think that gets honored more in the breach than in the observance.

  99. And since Glass is so very visible, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we should follow up in a decade or so to see what kind of personality traits get selected in assortative mating by Glassers.

  100. Return to googles younger days by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

    It will be a return to the younger cooler days.. The Halcon days before Jonny Appleseed was taking over in its ivory tower. Google has created a device that will Connect to your Nexus using the open sources available on the internet. These will let you show birthday invitations to your bioroid friends.

    Just watch out for it trying to take over the world by connecting directly to people's brains to make them better.

    (Sorry, it's too late and the clever is flickering out)

  101. I know of one thing at least by homb · · Score: 1

    For the generation that grew up on video games such as Rock Band, it can be of huge help.
    Imagine you're going to play a gig, put on the Glasses and sit behind your drums. Now you don't need to perfectly remember all those bits and pieces of the song, just play along.
    Of course the software should have some feedback mechanism that listens to the actual beat and song that the band is playing, to accelerate or slow the tab down. But I can see it helping there.

  102. Just wait till people call it a fad by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    Personally I'm just waiting for GoogleImplant :)

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  103. Needs stereo/3D by Flarston+Marston · · Score: 1

    What if each eye could be fed a different image - now that would be cool! This would take augmented reality to a whole new level.

  104. Sports by Andover+Chick · · Score: 1

    Google Glass would be great for all kinds of sports. From providing biometric stats to a bicyclist to a rear view and strategy collaboration for hockey players.

  105. Pre World War III Environment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gOOgLE gLasses will put *everyone who wears EYE glasses at risk of being duped a spy. MARK these words.

  106. Can I? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I walk into a sports bar at lunch time, can I watch any TV station I like on my Google Glass without having to ask somebody to turn the channel?

    When I am playing paintball at night, can I get a thermal image that will overlay on top of the real image I am looking at, so other players effectivly glow in the dark?

    When I am hiking, will it display a compass and GPS information?

    Will it allow me to directly communicate with other people that have Google Glass so I can verbally or visually communicate directly with them?

    Will it provide a tactical map overlay showing my position, and other people as well?

    Will it look like a regular set of sunglasses or like some obnoxious monstrosity stuck on your face like other products do?

  107. Focus distance by erickfis · · Score: 0

    One thing that comes to my mind is: I wear glasses. I realized that when trying to focus any image positioned on the glass, my eye just cant do the job. So, how are the google glasses supposed to work?

  108. Obvious what it's for. by Zawahiri · · Score: 0

    It's for persistent data mining and always-on advertising. Oh, it might not display ads at first, but c'mon, you really think that won't happen once adoption passes a saturation point?

  109. Price is insane. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even for a luxury product, the price is insane for what is a pair, wait not even a pair, a single eye-glass with a computer attached.

    Why did they have to waste time making such a tiny computing platform when they could have bluetooth linked it to a more standard phone that could be left in pocket most times and basically make it like a hands-free interface to it?
    That would have cut the price CONSIDERABLY, probably more than half.
    There could have been a very simple processing circuit in the glass design for augmented reality stuff, which can be run off very cheap hardware in a small space easily.
    Now the rest would be the infrastructure, service and development costs, which would push it to 600-ish at the most.

    Where my job position at, Google?
    I can even beat your advertisers at their own game as well since I can make those services you are cutting profitable AND used by many more people.

    Sometimes I question if Google really does have the smartest people in their company. It seems to have evaporated over the past 5 years.
    Or it never existed and they just like to ask silly questions for interviews to at least target a certain group of people: idea guys.
    And as it is said, everybody knows idea guys get nothing done. This seems more true as Google ages.
    What smarts Google once had either left or are in the process of leaving, for the most part.

  110. Does it come with abottle of Asprin ??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like all 3D devices of this kind eyestrain and vision impairments result.

    Hmmm. Time to get in on the big time lawsuits against this deep pocket company for ruining peoples eyes.

  111. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by tibit · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'm not breaking anything. Secondly, your agent doesn't give a damn -- at least not when the house is not occupied any longer and there's nothing there but perhaps prop furniture. I have yet to see an agent who is, in the long run, not just a bored-like-a-teenager money-oriented salesperson. Besides, your agent doesn't necessarily do the showing. In fact, when I was looking for a house and visiting places, the sellers' agent was never present. My agent was opening the places and showing them to me. I'm not some knucklehead who'll just go and randomly destroy things, thank you very much. I'm just trying to make sure things are what they seem to be. My favorite trick is to try and push the screwdriver into the wood on the underside of first floor bathroom subfloor, around the toilet flange -- when there's access from the unfinished basement or crawl space. It usually lets me know right away if there are or were substantial leaks that have rotted the floor out. It's incredible how common of a problem it is -- it can progress with little obvious signs for years, while incurring thousands of U.S. dollars worth of damage if you were to hire a contractor to fix it. Even if you do it yourself it can cost ~$1500 if it's a bathroom with a shower stall, assuming you have to replace the floor, some walls, and the shower stall and toilet. With permits it might be more like $2000.

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    A successful API design takes a mixture of software design and pedagogy.
  112. small village by froth-bite · · Score: 1

    In theory, being able to walk the street and digitally recognize people around you (and vice versa) would be like knowing everyone in a small rural village, except for the added benefit of (match nude images to person), highlight those who match your dating profile/financial status/potential(sale/victim). There might even be an advantage to being early adopters in digitally advantaged lifestyle. Or maybe companies selling fake digital social standing/history/identity. To use a car analogy, I wonder if having a readout telling you how normally you are behaving ("your anger levels are getting dangerously high, do you want...") would be similar to being conditioned by the presence of a speedometer in a car?

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  113. Oh they know by saintmess · · Score: 1

    ... it is to spy on your family, friends and neighbors

  114. What is it good for== why do you want to do THAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do Asking what is it good for is the equivalent to asking "why would you want to do THAT? " to a developer who's doing something YOU haven't thought of and the answer is always the same- because I am doing something new. . It's similar to asking why anyone would ever want a PC in the first place. People find new things to do with new capabilities and new ways to use old ones. Those new things are not clear to everyone, even the inventors. Asking this kind of question, or in this case questioning the utility of something new is the mark of a mediocre thinker.. a sort of reverse -visionary.

  115. Rainbow's End.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rainbow's End by Vernor Vinge is a great novel that that envisions how this technology could be used.

  116. New World Order!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This shit could make you go blind, i ain't trusting it..

  117. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by vux984 · · Score: 1

    First of all, I'm not breaking anything.

    That's what an idiot would say too.

    Secondly, your agent doesn't give a damn -- at least not when the house is not occupied any longer and there's nothing there but perhaps prop furniture.

    Depends on the agent. I've had absolutely fantastic agents.

    Besides, your agent doesn't necessarily do the showing.

    While I realize that "standard practices" vary from region to region and even from neighborhood to neighborhood within a city, I expect my agent to be present.

    He is my agent. My representative. Or as you put it... "a money oriented salesperson" -- Why wouldn't I want my salesman pitching the sale?

    My agent was opening the places and showing them to me.

    As I said, I'm aware some places use lock boxes and so forth much more extensively than others. And of course you want your agent there looking out for your interests, but I want mine there looking out for mine... I'm not paying him a $20,000 commission to put a lock box on the door, hang a sign, and put some amateur photos on the internet.*

    I'm not some knucklehead who'll just go and randomly destroy things, thank you very much.

    Again, that's what every knucklehead says. I've never met a knucklehead who said "Hey I'm an idiot that you really don't want to leave alone in a room with a screwdriver." That doesn't mean you are a knucklehead, but you've got to acknowledge that if a random guy you didn't know pulled out a screwdriver and headed for the nearest wall that your first thought would not be "I'm sure he knows what he's doing."

    And after a few run-ins with theives and idiots one is rightfully cautious. I know people who have had things like perfume, silverware, and so forth stolen. Fixtures broken... even furniture -- some "knucklehead" climbed up on an coffee table to "inspect" something or other, and broke it.

    My favorite trick is...

    I don't deny there are all sorts of things you can and should do before buying a house. But its totally unreasonable to expect to be left alone in someone elses house with a screw driver.

  118. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    The piece of paper you pick up on the way in replaces the agent as well as Glass would.

  119. Re:Rather than using a laptop or even a smart phon by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    To take pictures of the hot real estate agent while maintaining plausible deniability.

    That's the killer app with Google glasses. And the reason why people wearing them are going to be thought of in even less flattering terms than the guys constantly yelling into their bluetooth headsets.

  120. I know what its for by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    Google Glass is really an interface for the Nexus Q?

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  121. Overhyped? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...yes

  122. Paired with unlimited storage by zodwallopp · · Score: 1

    It's not what you can think of its what you never considered this device could be used for. Thinking just how people use thier phones, imagine something you didn't have to hold or prop up that can stream video or click pictures whenever you want. A family member could wear it and stream a funeral for others who couldn't attend. Parents could take video of thier kids while changing a baby while fending off a rouge dodgeball. Journalists could unobtrusively observe an interact with groups and people in a more natural way. Mugging victims could set thier glasses to shoot pictures of thier assailants that would immediately upload to an off-site server. You could play back last nights drunken revelry because you lost track around 2am and your buddy said that girl was way uglier than you thought she was. I could go on all day with examples but for the most part it's the amazing uses that an average person comes up with that justify the technology.