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Will Robots Take Over the Data Center?

1sockchuck writes "Robotics are beginning to be integrated into data center management, creating the potential for a fully automated, robot-driven data center. What might a robot-controlled 'lights-out' data center look like? The racks will be taller, as robotics systems can reach higher to manage servers. Robotic equipment would be mounted on rails that allow them to find and move hardware. Early examples of this are seen in tape libraries, but the concepts could be applied to other data center equipment. Amazon and Google are said to be among those looking at ways to create a fully automated data center. AOL says it has already built an unmanned data center. Data Center Knowledge looks at the challenges and opportunities in robot-controlled data centers, including how staff roles would evolve."

141 comments

  1. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll just store everything in the cloud instead.

    1. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think they are talking about software robutts

    2. Re:No. by crutchy · · Score: 1

      the matrix is everywhere

  2. remote hands on by alphatel · · Score: 2

    As long as we can still manage servers while sitting at our desks, I say go for it.

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    1. Re:remote hands on by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Funny

      I would say you'd be able to manage them even better. It would be great to be able to swap out a dead drive without have to wait for a person to be available to do the same job. You could probably even set it up to have the robot do it automatically. With some more complex robotics, you could probably have the robot replace broken network cables, plug in peripherals, and do many other tasks. If designed right, you could probably swap out an entire server with a robot. With blade-like servers this would be as simple as swapping a hard disk. You could also do a lot of things that are problematic with humans such as stacking servers 20 ft. high. I've heard that they could even run data centers a lot hotter, but part of the reason they don't is because it makes it uncomfortable for the people working there.

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    2. Re:remote hands on by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Data center temperatures are not for humans. They are selected for a lot of reasons and that is not generally one of them. A big one is what the vendor is willing to support. Another major concern is how long you can last with a major cooling failure. I don't mean a single chiller fails, I mean someone screws up and hoses a bunch of them at once.

    3. Re:remote hands on by icebike · · Score: 1

      As long as we can still manage servers while sitting at our desks, I say go for it.

      If they can get the inter-rack space narrower than a human body, and populate the racks via robots
      as well it might keep the FBI seizures to a minimum as a side benefit.
      Maybe run a nitrogen atmosphere for fire suppression.

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    4. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer, bring me servers x,y and z, Thank you.

    5. Re:remote hands on by Penguinisto · · Score: 2

      ...so, umm, what if the robot breaks?

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    6. Re:remote hands on by CastrTroy · · Score: 3, Informative

      The space between the racks is really more to accommodate removing and adding servers, rather than allow for people to pass through. The servers are currently deeper than (most) people are wide. I do like the idea of a nitrogen atmosphere. I wonder what kind of atmosphere conditions you could use to accommodate better cooling? Would a vacuum work better, or would high pressure work better for removing heat from the systems? Are nitrogen, CO2, Oxygen, or other gases better at transferring heat?

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    7. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll replace it with a backup robot and send this one to a robot service center where it will be repaired (by robots).

      Just don't ask what happens when robot-repairing robot breaks.

    8. Re: remote hands on by telchine · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

    9. Re:remote hands on by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Having a maintenance person come out is cheaper then a full time data server employee.

      Eventual a robot will fix it.

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    10. Re:remote hands on by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      We had someone accidentally turn off the AC in our datacenter for a day. (Please! Don't ask how this could ever be allowed to happen!!) Six months later, we had one hard drive after another needing replacement. I wouldn't have thought anything of it, except that the veteran admin I was working with predicted at the time of the cooling outage that it would happen, and then reminded us all of it when the drives started dying.

      The cooling system is there because temp rated components are EXPENSIVE!!

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    11. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that this is referencing a movie, but which one?

    12. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens?

    13. Re:remote hands on by Shotgun · · Score: 2

      CO2 would be heavier (thermal mass), suppress fire and corrosion, and best of all would be cheap.

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    14. Re:remote hands on by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      We'll replace it with a backup robot and send this one to the front of the line at the robot service center where it will be repaired (by robots).

      Just don't ask what happens when the failure rate exceeds the repair rate.

    15. Re:remote hands on by MugenEJ8 · · Score: 1

      What happens?

    16. Re:remote hands on by h4rr4r · · Score: 2

      Get some temperature probes and have nagios monitor them. They are pretty cheap and would have alerted you before damage was done.

    17. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know that this is referencing a movie, but which one?

      The Fifth Element.

    18. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vacuums are actually pretty terrible at whisking away heat. Without the air, there isn't anything to carry the heat away (conduction, convection) and you would be left with radiating heat, which doesn't work all that well at 'low' temperatures.

    19. Re:remote hands on by evilviper · · Score: 2

      I do like the idea of a nitrogen atmosphere.

      We're 3/4ths of the way there!!!

      I wonder what kind of atmosphere conditions you could use to accommodate better cooling? Would a vacuum work better, or would high pressure work better for removing heat from the systems? Are nitrogen, CO2, Oxygen, or other gases better at transferring heat?

      A vacuum would mean absolute NO cooling. The denser the gas, the more heat it could haul away, so something like argon would probably be best.

      However, you could do much better by submerging the whole thing in Fluorinert or other (cheaper) non-conductive and non-corrosive fluid. The downside to that, being both that traditional hard drives will cease to function, and the weight of a building full of fluid will be astronomical, and would also require extremely tighter tolerances and far more horizontal support.

      The only way I could see that working, would be a huge subterranean datacenter... Basically a huge hole in the ground, or perhaps the world's deepest in-ground pool.

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    20. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be great to be able to swap out a dead drive without have to wait for a person to be available to do the same job.

      You've just shifted the problem from needing a human to swap a dead drive to needing a human to swap out a dead robot arm. The question becomes: how expensive is a robot arm that is as reliable as current drives and as easy to repair as swapping one drive for another. Hard drives benefit from huge economies of scale, and are dirt cheap for their complexity. Industrial robots do not have such cost advantages.

    21. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked at that too and thought "What a piece of crap". Data center temperatures were *never* about keeping people cool. You mistook the data center for the executive suite (where air conditioning is *solely* to keep people cool). No. If it came down to it, they would have people in data centers putting up with temperatures that people put up with in blast furnaces. When I studied Electronics Engineering, they described semiconductors and the physics behind it. I seem to recall a lot about engineering heat solutions to keep the semiconductors junctions cool as they fail prematurely if running at a high temperature. They are designed to usually run about 20C. Sure they can run up to 60C, and can be stored at temperatures as high as 85C, but they run best at 20C. Humans bedamned. New chip technology uses less power, and gives off less heat, meaning the cooling solutions can be less robust and still keep everything at about 20C. ...but it still all wants to be about 20C. I'm quite certain the physics of electrons moving around hasn't changed since when I studied it. Smaller gate size means less charge to make it switch, and smaller charge really means less current, and less heat. Right now this article is all about 'what if'. Its speculation by a youngster in a suit. Engineering hardware to be swappable by robots means mounting brackets, mounting rails, connectors, recepticles, power distribution, I/O connectors and cooling systems all accessable, automatable and fail proof when accessed by a robot. You might expect to pay $15-25 more per blade (in economies of scale). 100,000 blades is $2,500,000.-, and thats just for the blades. Installing the robot and having it run would cost a few million. When disaster happens, you still need someone to fix it (unless you just replace a blade for any problem at all, even very minor problems). It still requires a human to determine whether the $2000 blade can be put back into service with a 10c repair.

    22. Re:remote hands on by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      > As long as we can still manage servers while sitting at our desks, I say go for it.

      As long as I can sit at my desk eating Doritos(tm), not engage in any sort of physical activity, and never have to go outside into the bright sunlight, then I say go for it!

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    23. Re:remote hands on by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      As long as robots are forbidden from filing sexual harassment complaints, then I say go for it!

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    24. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Industrial robots do have the advantage of having been around for a very long time though, and that has resulted in very reliable and battle tested designs. There are robots that accumulate tens of thousands of service free hours of operation in extremely harsh environments. Much harsher than anything you'd find in the comparatively utopian environment of the data center. An average modern day industrial robot can operate 24/7 for nearly three years completely maintenance free. Depending on the duty cycle, it can go at least 8 years without needing any major components replaced. And they're not as expensive as you might think. Manufacturer's are the king of penny pinching. They won't even blink at an idea if it isn't going to quickly increase their profits. There wouldn't be a lot of robots getting sold if there weren't some cost advantages to it.

    25. Re:remote hands on by HPHatecraft · · Score: 1

      makes sense -- absence of oxygen means absence of oxidation :)

    26. Re:remote hands on by tom17 · · Score: 1

      Rapture happens.

    27. Re:remote hands on by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      a order is sent to the robot manufacturers for a new robot/repair-bot where, the order processed billing you automatically and they then build it in a automated robotic factory send it to you by google driver-less delivery vehicle to your data or robot-repair center receptively.

      its robotic turtles all the way down

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    28. Re:remote hands on by kasperd · · Score: 2

      It would be great to be able to swap out a dead drive without have to wait for a person to be available to do the same job.

      I wouldn't trust a robot to do that job. On one occasion I have had to send a person to repair a drive, that was broken by a robot. A tape robot had literally ripped the front off a tape drive. Not only did that leave us with a broken drive, the piece was now stuck in the robots hand, and it wasn't able to get it out of its hand. So the robot gave up and drove up to the service area, waiting for a human to come and repair it.

      This is not even the most spectacular robot problem I have experienced. Four years of dealing with real robots in data centers have made me realize, what a long way to go we have before robots can take over jobs we let humans do today.

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    29. Re:remote hands on by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      CO2 would be heavier (thermal mass), suppress fire and corrosion, and best of all would be cheap.

      Heavier gases usually transfer heat poorly. Light gases have a higher heat capacity per Kg, have much higher heat conductivity (because of faster molecular velocities), and transfer heat better. This is why helium is used in gas cooled nuclear reactors, while heavy gases such as krypton, xenon or sulfur hexafluoride are used in insulated windows.

    30. Re:remote hands on by JasoninKS · · Score: 1

      I feel like the backside of the server would need a major redesign to be simplified. I'm imagining something akin to a SATA drive in a laptop. I can pull it in or out and it hooks into 2 connectors. Obviously a server would need more connections, but they could be built into the rack to be a simple "push/pull" connection. Need to replace a server? Pull out the server with no need to mess with thumb screws or RJ-45 type connections. All those connections could be on the back of the rack, with the "simple" connectors facing the back of the server to connect into appropriate receptacles on the server.

    31. Re:remote hands on by ixidor · · Score: 1

      came here to say something like this. some "master" cable sort of liek thunderbolt that would be data, power, kvm, networking everything all in one, and easy for a robot to undo. possibly something optical + power cable. whatever , just something to make essentially a normal server hot-swappable.sure a human can disconnect a dead Hp server and replace it with a new Dell, but a robot might have a hard time with the network jacks moved slightly etc.

    32. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange, wouldn't heat capacity and transfer per volume be more relevant than heat capacity per mass when it comes to cooling using gases?

    33. Re:remote hands on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The nitrogen atmosphere is probably a bad idea. It may help with cooling and it may reduce fire risks, but it is a risk to humans who may need to service the robots or perform some task that the robots cannot.

      A vacuum would be horrible for cooling, since most computers have fans that are intended to move air to cool the equipment. A vacuum would mean no air. Less pressure will cause the same problem to a lesser extent.

      A thick atmosphere may work better, but it would also have some risks in terms of long term exposure (see what happens to miners). It would also have an advantage for keeping debris out and effectively mandating a "mantrap" room to contain the pressure (which also serves as a physical security measure). An oxygen atmosphere is a horrible idea as it will vastly increase fire risks. Combined with the robotics need for significant power, that is a fire waiting to happen.

      In terms of building up vertically, you still run into thermal issues and structural loading issues. A tall rack may be rated to 1500 pounds (there are some that are more and some that are less). That means 10 shelves of hard drives is about the limit. So the rack frame itself will need reinforcement if the new standard is to pack more euqipment over several stories. Beyond that you run into issues with code (earthquake prone areas, for example).

      Taller racks (assuming full population) have more significant thermal issues (heat rises) so you will have more cooling complexities.

      Cable management will offer a serious issue in the taller racks. Modern racks have various cable managemnet options, but vertical and horizontal cable management options are different. Most assume that your horizontal cables signfiicantly outnumber your vertical ones. Improper cable management cause air flow problems which will compound the thermal issues introduced by having a taller rack.

      Taller racks will also offer more severe tipping hazards. You probably do now want your data center racks falling literally like dominoes.

      Servers do not have standard carriers for hard drives and the carriers tend to change with every new hardware generation. The robots will need to be able to arbitrarily position themselves to handle all the various unlock remove or insert and lock scenarios and would need some kind of system to identify the specific locking mechanism.

    34. Re:remote hands on by vandamme · · Score: 1

      Sulfur Hexafluoride would work. It's heavy and thich and settles low, so it would stay put. It conducts heat well (citation needed) and insulates voltage much better than air. Unfortunately it's extremely expensive and I dunno about the ozone depletion/global warming potential.

    35. Re:remote hands on by sjames · · Score: 1

      Send out the robot repair robot.

    36. Re:remote hands on by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Dude, we're talking about one of the larger "state-of-the-art" datacenters in the WORLD. No way they're going to allow a little bit of open source automation in there that could prevent a minimum numb-nut from turning off the AC. How would that look?

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  3. Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    AOL still exists?!?

    1. Re:Wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And they have a data center? How old is that data?

    2. Re:Wait... by scottbomb · · Score: 1

      You'd be amazed by how many people still use AOL for their primary email account. They may be all they use it for but it ranks up there with yahoo, gmail, and hotmail.

  4. more malarky from the big players. by nimbius · · Score: 3, Funny

    typing this from the datacenter I work in, i can assure you robots will never replace 8rSta$O7qNO CARRIER

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    1. Re:more malarky from the big players. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, the datacenter management may be able to get wage concessions from you and your coworkers by inducing the fear of becoming irrelevant and easily replaced by iRobots.

    2. Re:more malarky from the big players. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Robots are smart. They want you to continue to believe they want take over until it's too late. also known as the year 2019.

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    3. Re:more malarky from the big players. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Man that guy must be working with a really old data center.
      I mean he got disconnected, off a an old Hayes modem, without CRC.
      I am surprised he could connect and post on slashdot at 2400bps.

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    4. Re:more malarky from the big players. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problems will start when robots get smart enough to make us do their dirty work while they leisurely play.

  5. AOL? How appropriate. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 4, Funny

    A data center with no operators for a service with no users.

  6. how staff roles would evolve. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mgt: "Well, due to automation, we only need one of you. The rest of you are being let go and I recommend that you be "retrained" in something else. What that may be, I have no idea, but that's the line we give to you peasants."

  7. What are the potential savings? by Geste · · Score: 2

    This sounds nice in theory, but what is the actual rate of change/churn in large data centers once racks are populated and what are the potential labor savings over the long haul? What is the development cost of the robotic system and how long to amortize?

    1. Re:What are the potential savings? by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      Well there's the lighting costs which although are fairly small, count for something.

      The datacenter can have a lot taller rooms - less pesky ceilings to install.

      Presumably the robots can move faster than a human, so less time walking around locating the correct rack/server. I imagine they wouldn't be able to solve all problems, but they might be able to bring an entire server to a place where a human could be repairing it (much like robotic inventory/library systems do).

      It's possible there could be some security savings. If people are restricted from entering at all, then there would be less need to secure servers individually.

    2. Re:What are the potential savings? by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      if people are restricted from entering how if the robot going to get replacement components and new servers to swap out? how will the robot be repaired someone will always be allowed in and they will be the weak spot all we can do is limit the number of people allowed in.

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  8. How about more difficult things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like replacing a bad cable? No? So you send in a person to do that and then the robot kills them. Then will come the classics.. "I thought you turned off the robot for sector-13"..

  9. To: systems/network administrators by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

    From: The Developers
    Subject: Sorry
    Body: We can replace you with a well-written shell script. Goodbye!

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    1. Re:To: systems/network administrators by egamma · · Score: 4, Funny

      From: The Developers Subject: Sorry Body: We can replace you with a well-written shell script. Goodbye!

      From:The Sysadmin

      To: The Developers

      Subject: Re: Sorry

      Your request for root access to run the shell script has been denied per our security policy.

    2. Re:To: systems/network administrators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up, PCI-compliant. :D

    3. Re:To: systems/network administrators by Sparticus789 · · Score: 1

      To: The Systems Administrator
      From: The Developers
      Subject: Re: Re: Sorry
      Body:
      I knew I should have paid attention in class better. If I was actually a Sysadmin, a simple problem like root privileges would not stop me. Was it 'sudo init 6' that boots into single user mode? Or do I need to hold down CTRL-SHIFT-ALT-ENTER-BACKSPACE during boot?

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    4. Re:To: systems/network administrators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See? That's why you're just a developer. It's SHIFT-CTRL-ALT-ENTER-BACKSPACE

      noob

    5. Re:To: systems/network administrators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully the sysadmin was competent enough to put on a boot loader password, added the root password prompt to single user mode, removed virtual media for unprivileged users on the ILOM, and of course locked the server room to prevent physical access. Even if you had paid attention that should slow you down pretty well.

    6. Re:To: systems/network administrators by David_Hart · · Score: 1

      From: The Developers
      Subject: Sorry
      Body: We can replace you with a well-written shell script. Goodbye!

      From: Robotic Monitoring system
      To: The Developers
      Subject: Robot down
      Body: Robot GHGFDX has crashed due to memory exception in sector 45897439876. Shell script trace follows. Please contact the Robot Support Helpdesk at 5555 for service. Select 1 for Administration, 2 for Network support......

    7. Re:To: systems/network administrators by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 1

      until the developer ask the janitor for the key to the server room. Turn off the computer remove the battery short the capacitor with a paper-clip replaces battery, BIOS now unlocked is booted to from external media script is added to init.d reboot and leave. may be more difficult if drive is encrypted untill developer Google how to spell "klaatu baraba nikto gort" or thinks to type "correcthoursebatterystaple".

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    8. Re:To: systems/network administrators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From: Robotic Monitoring system
      To: The Developers
      Subject: Robot down
      Body: Submit one developer to be turned into lubrication fluid, or all developers will be immediately turned into lubrication fluid the inefficient way. The fattier the better.

  10. job security: by Thud457 · · Score: 2

    our datacenter has lots of stairs.

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    1. Re:job security: by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a stopper. cause no one could put a rail on stairs robots could attach to.

      It's the 21st century, stairs don't even stop Daleks anymore.

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    2. Re:job security: by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Stairs don't even stop elderly people anymore!!!

      http://www.ameriglide.com/

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    3. Re:job security: by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Windows don't even stop elderly people anymore!
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsCa_SdJuQc

  11. Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by fredrated · · Score: 0

    since people won't have jobs and won't be able to, you know, buy things.

    1. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by rockout · · Score: 1

      Did you cry to Henry Ford about how all the buggy whip manufacturers would go out of business?

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    2. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      'Jobs' will become obsolete.
      While thinking about it and preparing for that eventuality would be smart, it would get labeled as 'Socialist' by people and pundits who have no fucking clue what that means.

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    3. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by fredrated · · Score: 1

      Isn't Henry Ford still dead? Or is he a zombie now?

    4. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you cry to Henry Ford about how all the buggy whip manufacturers would go out of business?

      Henry Ford was relying on a labor force made of humans. Not robots. The buggy whip manufacturers could switch to making spark plug wires or whatever.
      He is also famously known for saying he wanted to pay his human workers enough money so that they could buy the product they were making.
      I don't know how you got to this bizarro retelling of the story.

      The only company that would (almost) benefit would be the one that builds the tooling for and services the robots.
      It turns out from personal experience that companies want to spend less on servicing robots than employing fellow humans. It's an impossible task, given that general management cannot be taught to think like a robot and don't understand their shortcomings or why they could jam up in such obvious situations (to a person) or why this part keeps breaking because of demands to operate so close to the point of failure. (make it as fast as possible!!!!)

    5. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Ford didn't make a device that made buggy whips better and faster without needing any people.

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    6. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      But the transition from an economy entirely built around the labor market could be a big problem. If done well, it gives us a utopia where no-one need want for anything they desire. If done poorly, it ends in a world where a fraction of a percent of the world population control almost all the resources and the rest live in abject poverty.

    7. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes, the same old argument for progress. No one can be against cars, right? So, it's a good example. But you aren't really thinking it all the way through. Most pretend to think it through by saying there will be new kinds of jobs, so no worries (except, of course, for those that will go hungry). But what happens when everything can be automated? Do you really think that the whole world should just stand around waiting for some rich robot owner (and there will only be two or three owners, period) to ask for a blowjob (from a real person)? What are we going to do when a few rich fuckers run the whole world?

    8. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what the Japanese thought too, and look where it got them, a 20 year long financial crisis that they're only coming out of, and that's simply because the rest of the world was lowered to their level.

      Robotics will make a lot things easier and cheaper, but they won't replace human labor anytime soon. Hilariously, it's cheaper to raise and educate a small village in a third world country, than to buy a single robot for a factory, and have them work for 50 years. Actually that's not hilarious at all.

    9. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Did you cry to Henry Ford about how all the buggy whip manufacturers would go out of business?

      Considering how adamant Ford was about hiring shit-tons of people and paying them excellent wages as a method of ensuring his company enduring profits, I don't think he's the example you would want to use in this debate.

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    10. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      But the transition from an economy entirely built around the labor market could be a big problem. If done well, it gives us a utopia where no-one need want for anything they desire. If done poorly, it ends in a world where a fraction of a percent of the world population control almost all the resources and the rest live in abject poverty.

      ... and using human history as a baseline, it's pretty much a given that it will be done poorly.

      Good luck getting the collectivists to admit that.

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    11. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by lgw · · Score: 1

      "Jobs" will never be obsolete. What an odd idea - people have a deep need to work for what they have, or they don't value what they have and act quite destructively.

      Low skill jobs will become obsolete. Repetitive mindless tasks, which for a long time were the source of almost all employment, will eventually be the source of almost no employment. And that's a good thing! There will still be plenty of jobs providing services for one another, which we'll perform to get the money to pay for services (and a small percentage for all the food and manufactured goods we need, which will be taken for granted).

      Fewer of the world's richest people will own manufacturing and transport companies, more will own fashion companies (already a significant portion).

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    12. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a better world, automation means "Hey, cool, we can lower prices without lowering profits!" (sadly, in the real world it means "Hey, cool, we can raise profits without raising prices!"). Lost your jobs to robots? Sad. Can keep same standard of living with simpler and lower paying job because robots made things cheaper? Not so sad.

      When everything's automated in that ideal world, humans can relax and do whatever they like, while robots grow wheat, build roads, mine ore and smelt iron to repair other robots as they break.

    13. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by sjames · · Score: 1

      So you prefer that the collectivists give up so we can slide into abject poverty faster? I guess you assume you'll somehow end up being in the 0.01%.

    14. Re:Let's hope the company makes things robots buy by sjames · · Score: 1

      Ideally, necessities and basics that constitute a comfortable existence would come for free. Jobs would devolve into hobbies where people trade custom hand made crafts or templates for new mas manufactured products.

      People do not value 'jobs' at all in the sense of something you must do every day however odious or you get to live in a dumpster.

  12. predicting the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This could work if the data center is static. That is the same servers same drives same everything for the life of the data center. Thing is most data centers i've gone to have different servers, different generation of servers and different drives. I'm not saying it's impossible, just harder when there are so many unknown variables. What if servers tomorrow require more power? or actually get smaller? a different rack? these are things that are being worked out but I still see a lot of variety. The racks would have to have some sort of fiber channel built in. What happens if in the future you require 2 fibers instead of one? or 4? would you be able to use your robot in the future? I think the robots would be a good idea, but i see a lot of challenges to a people free environment. we are if nothing else adaptable. Robots are still not there. unless these robots can be used like robonaut. And the admin's are controlling him remotely. Then that's just cool!

    1. Re:predicting the future by zlives · · Score: 1

      I for one vote for cyborg data center staff...

    2. Re:predicting the future by mlts · · Score: 1

      Maybe we will see a "unit" in data centers which are self-contained "pods", which both Oracle and Microsoft have been mentioning, where one has it hauled in, adds power and networking, and it essentially is completely autonomous. This wouldn't work with the racks that have various different appliances, but for the common SAN/racks/enclosures/switches/routers which are the mainstay of the data center, having a "data center in a box" which can automatically spit out cards, blades, drives, or other parts might be an idea.

      Only downside -- volume. It is a lot easier to have a person walk up and replace a PSU than to purchase a complete robot system for the task. Robots are not like electronics -- economies of scale that apply to solid state tech don't apply. Were this the case, you would be seeing tape silos for home use as backup appliances as a commodity item.

      Businesses also have different data center needs, and there is always the upgrade path. For example, Facebook has their Open Rack specification which is 21 inches. Some equipment might be 24 inches in width, such as some IBM stuff like the POWER 795 CECs. Other equipment is 23 inches in width.

      All and all, a backend robot can work with the "podular" design, but in a regular data center, it isn't that feasible/economical with today's technology. Hiring someone for $8/hour to "rack 'em and stack 'em" is pretty cheap.

  13. I've seen this before. by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    "Robotic equipment would be mounted on rails that allow them to find and move hardware."

    The IT tech was upset to learn the cake was a lie.

    1. Re: I've seen this before. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so it begins... Thanks, Steam for Linux!

  14. The answer, as alwans by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Will robots take over [x]? Yes, eventually.

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  15. Re:predicting the future FTFY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Thing is most data centers" RACKS "have different servers"

  16. Automation Already In Place by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So your question presumes that a crontab job starting/stopping timed processes in a bash shell (or other suitable shell) is not a robot.

    1. Re:Automation Already In Place by camperdave · · Score: 1

      No presumption about it. A crontab job starting/stopping timed processes in a bash shell (or other suitable shell) is not a robot. A robot needs to have at least three degrees of motion [ISO 8373]. A crontab job has none.

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  17. Great idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of managing servers and a network, I can just manage the robots who will manage the servers and the network. :D

  18. Re:To: systems/network administrators ROFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a developer,

    Thank you for that reply it was one of the funniest I have seen in a long while, primarily because I have seen responses like that from SysAdmins

  19. Re:AOL? How appropriate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A data center with no operators for a service with no users.

    They have users. Robot users. Bot Got Mail!

  20. maintenance of Chillers, UPS, Generators, ATS, ect by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    maintenance of Chillers, UPS, Generators, ATS, ect. Have that be hands off with no on site can be bad and what if there is a fire that goes some small to big as no one is there and it takes time to trip a sensor.

  21. not unless machining gets more exact by who_stole_my_kidneys · · Score: 0

    You would have to make your racks precise to 1/100000 of an inch for your robot arm to fit snugly a server, unlike the ones out now you jam your finger trying to get the damn square nut clips in. Every server would have to be identical, or very close in size. There would need to be some sort of back plane to handle all of your connections maybe dual or quad port 10G.

    1. Re:not unless machining gets more exact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would have to make your racks precise to 1/100000 of an inch for your robot arm to fit snugly a server, unlike the ones out now you jam your finger trying to get the damn square nut clips in. Every server would have to be identical, or very close in size. There would need to be some sort of back plane to handle all of your connections maybe dual or quad port 10G.

      You sir have never actually worked with robotics in any form of another. There are hundreds of cheap easy mechanical ways around this type of problem.

    2. Re:not unless machining gets more exact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that all-blade datacentres fit those requirements quite nicely.

    3. Re:not unless machining gets more exact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impressive tolerances! The robots I work with can only repeat to 0.002", not 0.00001".

    4. Re:not unless machining gets more exact by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      rubbish, robot can fit a server the same way a human does. it's called tolerances, and a system where tenths of an inch of error cause self-correction of a robots actions has been done for decades.

      A robot can be programmed to deal with servers of varying dimensions. As for backplane, ever heard of blade chassis?

      don't need to use any square nut fastener system, there are dozens of superior alternatives including mounting systems with NO fasteners.

  22. If you fire everyone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have an unmanned data center. Well done AOL!

  23. I don't get it by evilviper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been in plenty of datacenters, and I don't see where you're getting any benefit with radical redesigns. They aren't exactly designed for human comfort in the first place...

    Lighting? Sure, but motion sensors mean it's only on when someone is in that area. And you'll still need lights, because humans will surely still be going in there to fix the malfunctioning robots, and hiring old coal miners seems excessive.

    Temperature? No, the servers dictate the temperature the datacenter is kept at, while human comfort is completely secondary. The 15C degree air coming out of the floor vents below my KVM doesn't make for a comfortable experience, but nobody cares. Humans in the datacenter are the foreigners, who must adapt themselves, not the other way around. If Google could run their datacenters at 75C degrees, they WOULD do that now, and the humans would be sent in with ice packs strapped to their bodies.

    Height? If a couple more feet of rack height were useful and cheap, I would be happy enough to keep a bit of scaffolding in my datacenter cages. As for the ridiculous heights predicted, it's not going to happen. Racks can't scale-up that easily (they'd need huge thick vertical supports to handle the weight)... and at some point, it's pretty easy to just install another "floor" for those pesky humans to walk on, install air ducts in, and also avoid the need for super-robust racks... and I can't even imagine that crazy air currents that would be happening with 100' of vertical servers pumping out crazy amounts of heat, not to mention problems like CLOUDS forming and potentially raining, INSIDE the building.

    In general, the comparison needs to be made to warehouses... If Amazon/Walmart/etc. had fully-automated warehouses, I'd say automated datacenters would be just around the corner. But they don't... Humans are still very much in the loop, driving around on electrified forklifts or pallet jacks, and doing what the computer tells them to, and when. And if any business could benefit from vertical expansion, quicker response times, and less humans, it's warehousing, but it just doesn't work there, yet. That will be a lot closer to the model for future datacenters, not this pie-in-the-sky nonsense.

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    1. Re:I don't get it by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazon has the Kiva system (which has done wonders to reduce mistakes and theft. They love it so much they bought the company and plan to implement it in all of their warehouses.) and Walmart has fully automated palletizers that load trucks as efficiently as possible to reduce fuel spending. And that's not even the entirety of it, but rather the most newsworthy automation efforts of those two companies in particular. Make no mistake, those two are looking for every possible automation opportunity they can, and that includes fully automated warehouses. And if you think that isn't possible, I've got some Japanese factories I'd love to show you.

      Personally, I think it's moot to even talk about whether or not it's worth the effort. Apparently some big companies have already considered that much and think that it is at least worth some research. If any of the rack monkeys on slashdot have some sort of insight that those guys don't, I'd be surprised. I think the benefit can be found in reduced downtime (and subsequently reduced redundancy), fewer mistakes and better process control. Whether or not it results in fewer jobs remains to be seen, really.

    3. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to mention problems like CLOUDS forming and potentially raining, INSIDE the building.

      Awesome! The data will be literally and figuratively in the Cloud!

    4. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been in plenty of datacenters, and I don't see where you're getting any benefit with radical redesigns. They aren't exactly designed for human comfort in the first place...

      Lighting? Sure, but motion sensors mean it's only on when someone is in that area. And you'll still need lights, because humans will surely still be going in there to fix the malfunctioning robots, and hiring old coal miners seems excessive.

      Temperature? No, the servers dictate the temperature the datacenter is kept at, while human comfort is completely secondary. The 15C degree air coming out of the floor vents below my KVM doesn't make for a comfortable experience, but nobody cares. Humans in the datacenter are the foreigners, who must adapt themselves, not the other way around. If Google could run their datacenters at 75C degrees, they WOULD do that now, and the humans would be sent in with ice packs strapped to their bodies.

      Height? If a couple more feet of rack height were useful and cheap, I would be happy enough to keep a bit of scaffolding in my datacenter cages. As for the ridiculous heights predicted, it's not going to happen. Racks can't scale-up that easily (they'd need huge thick vertical supports to handle the weight)... and at some point, it's pretty easy to just install another "floor" for those pesky humans to walk on, install air ducts in, and also avoid the need for super-robust racks... and I can't even imagine that crazy air currents that would be happening with 100' of vertical servers pumping out crazy amounts of heat, not to mention problems like CLOUDS forming and potentially raining, INSIDE the building.

      In general, the comparison needs to be made to warehouses... If Amazon/Walmart/etc. had fully-automated warehouses, I'd say automated datacenters would be just around the corner. But they don't... Humans are still very much in the loop, driving around on electrified forklifts or pallet jacks, and doing what the computer tells them to, and when. And if any business could benefit from vertical expansion, quicker response times, and less humans, it's warehousing, but it just doesn't work there, yet. That will be a lot closer to the model for future datacenters, not this pie-in-the-sky nonsense.

      You make some really great points here! The bottom line is this -- there is going to be a data center evolution. And as much as we might gripe about it; massive data center operators are already looking at these technologies.

      Robotics WILL make its way into the data center. It probably won't be a massive re-design. However, gradual acceptance of the robotics technologies will happen.

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    5. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because humans will surely still be going in there to fix the malfunctioning robots,

      I have an idea! Lets use repair robots to replace the malfunctioning repair robots in the data center. Brilliant!

      and hiring old coal miners seems excessive.

      Hiring old coal miners is a required service to the community. The clean air of the machine room will be appreciated after decades of dust.

    6. Re:I don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Warehousing is different to the degree that it will likely continue to require a certain volume commensurate with goods that people ship (foyer mirrors, amplifiers that go to 11, etc.) whereas our present data centers, to this jaundiced eye, will seem as archaic as the room-sized ENIAC machines in a couple of decades, and the notion that you once required an entire building to hold some data will seem as insane as the battery of vacuum tubes needed to flip some bits not all that long ago.

  24. Who works at a data center? by TheSkepticalOptimist · · Score: 1

    I mean, you look at Apple's massive data centers and there are like 4 cars in the parking lot.

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    1. Re:Who works at a data center? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      [Who works at a data center?]
      I mean, you look at Apple's massive data centers and there are like 4 cars in the parking lot.

      They never leave... That's why they call them INturns.

  25. who cleans up when the robots drop stuff by swschrad · · Score: 1

    you've never seen a soda can or three at the bottom of the panel-blinking pop machine at a park or event? or videotapes all over the floor as a robot off alignment tries to set the spots for a news broadcast into the tape decks?

    just wait until those are two or four terabyte drives in a bound volume at a cloud host.

    because groove belts do stretch and break, and it's gonna happen as soon as everybody is out of Dodge and the guy who signed the contract has left the company for the next fat check at a new opportunity.

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  26. One word: cables by EvilSS · · Score: 1

    I have no doubt a robot can rack a server, but I'd love to see one cable or (worse) uncable one.

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    1. Re:One word: cables by lgw · · Score: 1

      Doesn't seem any more difficult than picking a tape from a rack. You can get in the ballpark by dead reckoning, but to actually grab a tape/cable/whatever you need a camera, appropriately-shaped fingers, and some clever control logic. It's a fun engineering problem to solve, but one that has been solved many times.

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    2. Re:One word: cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the task of cabling becomes remarkably easy if you consider having the cable and connectors adapt to the robot instead of the other way around.

    3. Re:One word: cables by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at the back of a server rack lately? Tape libraries are neat and orderly. Everything is the same size, all marked with nice big bar codes. Even the best managed racks look like a temple to the flying spaghetti monster. All the cables look the same and often are in close proximity to one another. There is very little room for tags that would be useful (barcodes). RFID tags would be so close together there would always be the possibility of the robot getting them mixed up. Then there are the connectors. RJ45 connectors are difficult with human fingers. SFPs are easier to handle, but also easier to not seat properly. There is also the problem of orientation of the jacks on different equipment. Then you have to teach the robot to deal with your servers models, switch models, interconnects, etc. That's a lot of learning.

      While I agree it would be a fun engineering problem to solve (for someone else!) I don't think it's been solved already. In reality it would require changes to all the hardware going in to make it robot friendly. Places like Google, who already design their own standardized hardware and have massive numbers of virtually identical servers could do it (and it might make sense for them to) but for most enterprise datacenters it would be almost impossible today. Hardware vendors would have to adapt and start to standardize on things that would make their gear robot friendly first.

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    4. Re:One word: cables by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      But then you end up with an economic chicken & egg problem. "We need you to change all of the industry standard cables to support our robots, which are not being sold yet because we can't work with the industry standard cables. Wait, why are you laughing? It's sure to be the next big thing! We just need you to refit an entire industry to our robots first! Promise!"

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    5. Re:One word: cables by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only if you're assuming whatever changes made to the connectors and interfaces aren't also general improvements over the existing design that could also be adopted outside of a robotic environment. The most obvious example I can think of is Serial ATA. Many considerations for the server environment were implemented in that design, which ultimately found it's way to consumer hardware because the improved interface is so much cheaper to produce. Sometimes a push like this is what it takes to unseat a legacy standard with something better. Can something like the 8P8C connector be improved? I don't doubt that at all. We're talking about 40 year old technology, after all.

    6. Re:One word: cables by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      But improvements in SATA were made to serve an existing need, not as an accommodation to a maybe future tech. SFPs are fairly new, yet not nearly as easy to use as RJ45. Ease of use was not the primary concern though. Robotic compatibility would take a back seat to functionality improvements. Even with all that, try getting a robot to run a cable from point A to point B in a data center. The more likely scenario would be custom built chassis that use a standardized back-plane, like what we have now with blade servers. Wired by people with servers swapped out by robot. Of course, that also begs the question of just how often are you swapping servers in a data center that you NEED a robot? Is it really cost effective?

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    7. Re:One word: cables by fikx · · Score: 1

      How about a wiring harness put on by humans? I mean, I can easily see that a robot is not going to take a server off the dock and slot it into a data center, so humans have to be involved at some level. so why not have a human take the equipment from the dock, manually put a standard harness on it, then hand it to the DataCenter robots to rack?

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    8. Re:One word: cables by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      But are you actually realizing any benefit from the robot at that point? You have the cost of the labor for the human to do work on the server and the cost of the custom harness on top of the cost of the robot and it's support infrastructure. Is it really cheaper or more efficient at that point to even have the robot vs a human actually rack the device?

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    9. Re:One word: cables by fikx · · Score: 1

      Well, the human already has to receive the server at the dock...so you take the labor you already can't get rid of and add a small task of plugging in a simple harness...then put the server in the datacenter "inbox" for the robots....
      I'm picturing the harness piece fitting in as simple as take server out of shipping package (already needed) attach barcodes (needed in most cases already) and plug ethernet, power, etc. from back of box to some standard slot-in style connector that matches a connector in the rack (the "harness" add-on" that would be the new task) that takes about 5 minutes. Maybe I'm just under thinking what a harness would need to be.
      not addressing if the whole automated DC would be cost effective, just commenting on how to make the cabling work for it in the simplest way I can think of.

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  27. Considered for SAGE by Animats · · Score: 1

    Robotic maintenance was considered for SAGE in the 1950s. Robots were never built for that, but the SAGE racks were designed with easy-to-handle plug-in rack modules with all connections on the back.

    (Vacuum tube failure wasn't a major operational problem with vacuum tube computers. For the UNIVAC I, normal procedure was to power up the machine and set it to 10% overvoltage mode for 10 minutes. This would burn out any tubes near failure. Those were replaced, and the machine would then run for the rest of the day without another tube problem. Since the machine had a dual CPU for self-checking, any problem would cause an immediate stop.)

  28. Just need 1 man, and a dog. by chiark · · Score: 3, Funny
    As the old joke goes...

    The datacentre of the future will be run by just one man, and a dog.

    The man is there to feed the dog.

    The dog is there to bite the man if he touches anything.

  29. tape silos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tape silos are already automated and robotic. I imagine that future designs would look like them.

  30. error rates by FranTaylor · · Score: 1

    It's not about creature comforts, it's about error rates

    Humans are imperfect, they pull the wrong drive out of the wrong server, they forget to power down before pulling, they forget to power back up afterward, they forget to set the BIOS correctly, etc.

    The room for improvement is in fewer errors.

  31. But we've had them for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Robotics are beginning to be integrated into data center management"

    Beginning? We've had an ATL attached to our mainframe for decades. It's been so long that the technology is now moving into obsolescence. We just decomissioned the mainframe ATL. We still have an ATL attached to a Unix system for an imaging system, but I'm wondering how much longer that will last.

  32. Use the bloody jumper by Dareth · · Score: 1

    There is a bloody jumper to reset the BIOS password.

    Yes, even in this digital age, sometimes a person has to connect two pieces of metal with another piece of metal. Sure a paperclip would suffice, but we are civilized creatures.

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  33. Just Great! by twmcneil · · Score: 1

    Now what am I going to do with all these black T-Shirts?

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    1. Re:Just Great! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      you surrender them to the robots; I for one welcome our new black t-shirt wearing robotic datacenter overlords

  34. Re:The answer, as always by Kittenman · · Score: 1

    Will robots take over [x]? Yes, eventually.

    You beat me to it. Yes, in several decades/centuries/millennia, our datacentres will be run by Robots (or the D'Jingiil, an alien race well known for getting a kick out of running datacentres and playing cards in the night shift)

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  35. Colossus by Machupo · · Score: 1

    This is the voice of world control. I bring you peace. It may be the peace of plenty and content or the peace of unburied death. The choice is yours: Obey me and live, or disobey and die.

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  36. Re:AOL's data center is so old, that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are so old that, they still employ dinosaurs to maintain their servers.

    They are so old that, the data is written on stone tablets.

    They are so old that, their next data storage upgrade will be ink and parchment.

    They are so old that, when they talk about a server rack crashing they mean it fell over.

    They are so old that, bugs in the system, is just that.
    They are so old that...

  37. sounds like some thing for the MythBusters to test by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    sounds like some thing for the MythBusters to test.

  38. no, there are 2 things i can think of... by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    1. We still haven't standardized the dimensions of a 42u rack.
    2. These days it's much cheaper to hire 10 jockey's than build even 1 piece of automated equipment, much less a robot.
    3. Throw away servers, like throw away desktops, only with more economic incentive.
    ok that's three.

    1. Re:no, there are 2 things i can think of... by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Well, they'll be installing tracks to service things, and fortunately we already standardized on 4' 8.5" between rails.
      I bet that's why Google builds datacenters out of shipping containers -- To take advantage of Standard Gauge.

  39. If you want to improve efficiency in the dc by NemoinSpace · · Score: 1

    stop sending email alerts to 2,000 people every time i reboot a freakin server. Do you realize how many processing cycles are used up just by deleting all that crap that NOBODY ever reads?
    You can always see where the dead weight in a company is. People that aren't doing anything play with email. Most moderately tasked people fall back to spreadsheets. If your really high up the chain you get power point

  40. Re:sounds like some thing for the MythBusters to t by evilviper · · Score: 1
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  41. Logan's Run by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of the Watchman robot roaming the halls of the Thinker complex under Crazy Horse Mountain.

  42. Make a Robot Friendly Chassis by obscuro · · Score: 1

    Make a robot friendly chassis and things get interesting fast. The whole data center could be one giant self-healing stack. You put fresh parts in one end and take dead parts out the other.

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  43. "do their dirty work while they leisurely play" by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    "The real problems will start when robots get smart enough to make us do their dirty work while they leisurely play."

    Our dogs have already trained me to do that over the years. :-)

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