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World of Warcraft Film Shooting Begins Early 2014

An anonymous reader writes "Earlier this year Duncan Jones (Moon, Source Code) was announced as Director of the long-awaited movie based on World of Warcraft. Legendary Pictures finally appears to be ready to move forward with production. Producer Charles Roven confirmed to SlashFilm that World of Warcraft: The Movie 3D IMAX Experience (suggested title) begins shooting in early 2014."

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  1. Provisional Title... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    World of Warcraft: The Grind of Darkness

    1. Re:Provisional Title... by Naatach · · Score: 4, Funny

      World of Warcraft: Queued for Greatness

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    2. Re:Provisional Title... by rwise2112 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thought they already made it. It was called Kung Foo Panda.

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    3. Re:Provisional Title... by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'd love to see something with Drow and the Underdark. Yes, wrong gaming franchise. I still want to see it :)

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    4. Re:Provisional Title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Box office Horde expected?

      Captcha: massacre

    5. Re:Provisional Title... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      As bad as the three D&D movies have been, I don't know if I want them to venture there :).

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    6. Re:Provisional Title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought this was already released...

      http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s10e08-make-love-not-warcraft

    7. Re:Provisional Title... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

      I just hope they bring back Cartman for the lead

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    8. Re:Provisional Title... by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      Yeah I know :/ - 4th time is a charm? If we got Bruckheimer/Abrams or someone like that team involved it would still suck, but at least have cool special effects :)

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    9. Re:Provisional Title... by BriggsBU · · Score: 0

      Pandarans in Warcraft pre-date Kung Fu Panda. But please, continue to troll.

    10. Re:Provisional Title... by akboss · · Score: 1

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWEjvCRPrCo I thought they already did one.

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    11. Re:Provisional Title... by Meyaht · · Score: 1

      Some things are better left in books. Hollywood apparently only knows how to take my favorite books and punch them in the balls.

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    12. Re:Provisional Title... by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Well, what did you expect? Even a novella is likely to clock in at 80-100 pages, and a movie script itself is usually about 110 pages or so of mostly blank paper, with a small amount of actual writing. You're not likely to be looking at more than an A, B and possibly C and D plot for the film, whereas a well structured book can handle that without breaking a sweat.

      If you're attached to a book to that extent, then it's probably best not to watch the movie. Movie adaptations are always going to be stripped down to the basics with liberties taken so that the whole thing makes sense in a relatively short period of time. LOTR is sort of the exception, to an extent, but even there they drastically restructured the story to better fit the format.

    13. Re: Provisional Title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      troll? That would just make him correct.

    14. Re:Provisional Title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Can't take a joke, Mr Butthurt :)

    15. Re:Provisional Title... by rwise2112 · · Score: 2

      Pandarans in Warcraft pre-date Kung Fu Panda. But please, continue to troll.

      Hence, the movie would be based on Warcraft, and not the other way around. Thanks for confirming that.

      Besides - it was just a joke.

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    16. Re:Provisional Title... by lgw · · Score: 1

      I really enjoy the Underdark area of D&D Online just because it puts "Drow and the Underdark" on my screen. They also have a fun take on the Demonweb and Lolth (the Demonweb is the first "outdoor" area I've seen in any MMO where the devs change the map every so often just to mess with players).

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    17. Re:Provisional Title... by Noughmad · · Score: 2

      make-love-not-warcraft

      Why didn't they include some great old ones, and name it "Make Lovecraft, not Warcraft"?

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    18. Re:Provisional Title... by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Pandarens were mentioned in the lore before Kung Fu Panda, but that's about it. A mention. They certainly were not the childish fatsos they turned out to be... that happened AFTER Kung Fu Panda.

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    19. Re:Provisional Title... by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Pandarens were mentioned in the lore before Kung Fu Panda, but that's about it. A mention. They certainly were not the childish fatsos they turned out to be... that happened AFTER Kung Fu Panda.

      No... not really. They were featured in a few April Fool's Jokes, the most notable example being the Pandaran Express, announced in 2005 (modeled after the /pizza command in Everquest 2 which actually DOES order pizza from Pizza Hut). And then in Vanilla WoW (2004) there are several references to Chen Stormstout who searches foreign lands for ingredients he can use to brew beer and his alliance with Rexxar. You don't meet him, but talk to people who did, and his personality seems similar to that featured in Mists of Pandaria.

      And to categorize all (or even most) Pandarans as childish fatsos would be quite ill-informed.

    20. Re:Provisional Title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... not really. They were featured in a few April Fool's Jokes, the most notable example being the Pandaran Express, announced in 2005 (modeled after the /pizza command in Everquest 2 which actually DOES order pizza from Pizza Hut). And then in Vanilla WoW (2004) there are several references to Chen Stormstout who searches foreign lands for ingredients he can use to brew beer and his alliance with Rexxar. You don't meet him, but talk to people who did, and his personality seems similar to that featured in Mists of Pandaria.

      And to categorize all (or even most) Pandarans as childish fatsos would be quite ill-informed.

      I guess you forgot The Founding of Durotar. Chen was a toon you could play in Warcraft 3 and he played quite a big part in it.

    21. Re:Provisional Title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You control chen in a few missions in the frozen throne. That is a little more than "mentioned". He is a little more aggressive looking in the RTS but so are taurens, orcs, elfs and trolls. Long before kung fu panda.

  2. producer choice by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

    Producer Charles Roven confirmed...

    Is there any justification for not having Uwe Boll do this?

    1. Re:producer choice by kruach+aum · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, Uwe Boll is a moron without skill famous for making shitty video game adaptations in order to exploit German tax law.

    2. Re:producer choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes? Do you not know Uwe Boll?

    3. Re:producer choice by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      Postal was good.

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    4. Re:producer choice by Elbereth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The director is known for intelligent and creative science fiction films, which kind of puzzles me. Why, if you had that kind of reputation, would you make a film based on an MMORPG? There must either be a huge budget (which would be tempting to work with, after the smaller productions, I suppose) or a very good script. Despite my cynicism, I choose to believe that the script is insightful and well-written. Unfortunately, Wikipedia says the budget is around $220M, which makes my cynicism increasingly difficult to ignore. On the other hand, if they're spending this much money, they're probably going to try to do it right.

    5. Re:producer choice by Zarhan · · Score: 1
    6. Re:producer choice by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 2

      Postal was good.

      The game itself was much better. When compared to almost everything else the Uwe Boll has done it was at least watchable. I was shocked that Uwe Boll directed the movie "Rampage". It is by far the best of his movies that I've seen.

    7. Re: producer choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh

    8. Re:producer choice by elfprince13 · · Score: 2

      Are you familiar with the mythos of the Warcraft universe? Personally, I prefer the older RTS titles to WoW, but there are definitely some compelling stories to be told in that universe, if done right.

    9. Re:producer choice by turp182 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree, Rampage was actually a pretty good movie.

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    10. Re:producer choice by holmedog · · Score: 2

      This x100. I actually really enjoyed some of the books written in the Warcraft universe. Even in WoW some of the stories are very well told. I mean, did you ever really read about the Lich King (http://www.wowwiki.com/The_Lich_King)? Arthas is an extremely interesting character.

    11. Re:producer choice by gorzek · · Score: 2

      Yeah, that was surprisingly good. Seems he actually can be a competent director, when he feels like it.

    12. Re:producer choice by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Well, WoW is pretty much the continuation of that story and to me that was always the biggest draw. Even when visiting Outland for the first time and remembering the scenery I saw in the original Warcraft 2 expansion was truly epic. But as far as stories go, I have to say that the coup d'etat in Undercity and the whole Thrall series, up to Cataclysm was awesome. I stopped playing when Pandaria came out but my friends told me it was good too.

    13. Re:producer choice by chris200x9 · · Score: 2

      >if they're spending this much money, they're probably going to try to do it right. yes because all that money made john carter do so well.

    14. Re:producer choice by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      Are you familiar with the mythos of the Warcraft universe? Personally, I prefer the older RTS titles to WoW, but there are definitely some compelling stories to be told in that universe, if done right.

      yeah because orcs and elves story(good or not) totally needs a warcraft license..
      oh wait, the license is unnecessary for a good story since the setting is as generic as it can get. heck, the whole thing is repurposed from warhammer which is pretty damn generic itself.

      (the story in the movie might be good anyhow)

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    15. Re:producer choice by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      This x100. I actually really enjoyed some of the books written in the Warcraft universe. Even in WoW some of the stories are very well told. I mean, did you ever really read about the Lich King (http://www.wowwiki.com/The_Lich_King)? Arthas is an extremely interesting character.

      and I enjoyed zahn's star wars trilogy immensely and look how well that turned out for the star wars 1,2 and 3.

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    16. Re:producer choice by dywolf · · Score: 1

      the script is not and has never been based on an mmorpg. its always been shopped around was "the warcraft movie", and was picked up by Legendary as such. there is a lot more to warcraft than just the mmo (few dozen books, and 3 entire preceeding games). people in the news simply dont know anything and cannot distinguish that WoW is simply the latest in a long line of games and existing backstory.

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    17. Re:producer choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, if you had that kind of reputation, would you make a film based on an MMORPG?

      Because making a GOOD film based on a video game is a serious challenge. The narrative doesn't translate well between the mediums.

      The best so far are Mortal Kombat or Resident Evil, depending on the metrics. Either one sets a pretty low bar.

    18. Re:producer choice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      this is my favorite part of the Uwe Boll Wiki entry:

      Boll also made a bid to direct the upcoming World of Warcraft movie, but was turned away by the owners of the Warcraft franchise, Blizzard Entertainment who said: "We will not sell the movie rights, not to you...especially not to you." Boll responded "Because it’s such a big online game success, maybe a bad movie would destroy that ongoing income, what the company has with it."

    19. Re:producer choice by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about "orcs and elves", I'm talking about the characters that fans of the series know and love. Sylvanas, Thrall, Arthas, Grom.

  3. hopefully its 10 hours long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    I'm hoping its 10 hours long so I have a reason to use my poop sock.

  4. Please don't suck. by Naatach · · Score: 5, Funny

    I swear to god if they do dailies of farming, I'll /ragequit the movie and punch the guy at the ticket counter.

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    1. Re:Please don't suck. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I swear to god if they do dailies of farming, I'll /ragequit the movie and punch the guy at the ticket counter.

      No problem. You'll already have purchased popcorn, candy, and soda at the real-money-concession-stand at that point, so who cares?

    2. Re:Please don't suck. by LordLucless · · Score: 5, Funny

      Presumably, the guy at the ticket counter

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    3. Re:Please don't suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I swear to god if they do dailies of farming, I'll /ragequit the movie and punch the guy at the ticket counter.

      No problem. You'll already have purchased popcorn, candy, and soda at the real-money-concession-stand at that point, so who cares?

      Presumably, the guy at the ticket counter

      I believe this may be the actual plot summary. At least, it's as close to the real game dynamics as one can get.

    4. Re:Please don't suck. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Plus you can resell it at the auction house.

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    5. Re:Please don't suck. by Antipater · · Score: 0

      I swear to god if they do dailies of farming, I'll /ragequit the movie and punch the guy at the ticket counter.

      Oh, don't worry. You'll get your punching in. It's directed by the guy who did Moon. So you can expect a final product that slices tropes and cliches from every other film in its genre and tries to congeal them into some sort of statement about humanity, ending with a finished product that is not only trite and overwrought, but unconscionably boring.

      In other words, expect Dungeons and Dragons + Game of Thrones + How to Train Your Dragon = "Farming Dailies (But with Dragons!)"

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    6. Re:Please don't suck. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      If it's a typical melee attack it wouldn't even make the ticket guy notice.

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    7. Re:Please don't suck. by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Presumably, the guy at the ticket counter

      Unless that's Gamon.

      Though he has his own troubles these days.

    8. Re:Please don't suck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the perfect excuse for a montage! .. but what soundtrack?

  5. About the title... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Why "World of" warcraft? Is the plot of the movie going to have the inherently global scope that an MMO does? Does Warcraft have a seriously different name recognition from "World of Warcraft"? Does it mirror the "plot" of the MMO? Or does it just take place in Azeroth?

    1. Re:About the title... by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      If you follow the "source" link to http://www.slashfilm.com/legendary-plans-first-quarter-2014-shoot-for-warcraft/ , it appears the movie (temporary) title would just be "Warcraft".

      It seems the guys at mmopage don't know their video games. What a shame.

    2. Re:About the title... by lxs · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see it now: A highly regarded WOW player doesn't show up to two consecutive raids and the entire guild leaves their basement to figure out where he disappeared to.

      Alternate title: "The girl with the Dragon Mount."

    3. Re:About the title... by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 5, Funny

      More like "A screaming match breaks out on Teamspeak after the loot master gives all the raid winnings to his buddies."

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    4. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of that one movie... "Brick".

    5. Re:About the title... by Mike+Frett · · Score: 1

      Last I heard, they said it really wouldn't have much of anything to do with the WoW story as it is now. In the same sense the new Total Recall didn't take place on the Mars. I think it went along the lines that an Alliance Hero was the star of the movie, of course that was some time ago.

    6. Re:About the title... by citizenr · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can see it now: A highly regarded WOW player doesn't show up to two consecutive raids and the entire guild leaves their basement to figure out where he disappeared to.

      Alternate title: "The girl with the Dragon Mount."

      Iv already seen that one, its called The Guild.
      http://www.watchtheguild.com/

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    7. Re:About the title... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "FOR THE HORDE!!"
      "Kill 10 wolves and come back to me when you're done."
      "You know I'm the hero, right?"
      "It's for the Horde."
      *kills 10 wolves*
      "What now?"
      "Kill 10 lizards."

    8. Re:About the title... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1
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  6. hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope there are not too many fetch quests. Those may make for a fine addiction, but wont keep people interested for ever. Who wants to watch actors collect 100 pelts to craft a new sword?

  7. Most boring movie ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first hour is basically just a group of people waiting for their tank to get online so that they can start the raid. The movie ends a half hour later, after the group had to settle for their off-tank filling the spot of their main. The group then proceeds to wipe to trash mobs over and over and over, until their healer has a complete breakdown, quits the guild, disconnects from the raid.

    1. Re:Most boring movie ever by st1cky · · Score: 1

      LFM?

    2. Re:Most boring movie ever by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Nope. That still looks a lot more exciting than My Dinner with Andre, a movie about two people having a companionable chat in a restraunt.

      It won all kinds of best movie accolades in 1981 too, so I say the sky's the limit for your movie.

    3. Re:Most boring movie ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure it's not an an hour and thirty minutes of the group meticulously planning the raid, followed by the tank suddenly jumping up and screaming his own name over and over as he charges headlong into battle, throwing the whole plan into the trash can... then ten minutes later we have a bloody field with the entire group slaughtered before cutting to credits?

    4. Re:Most boring movie ever by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I nominate Scenes from a mall as the most boring movie ever. If I want to see a married couple arguing over nothing I just have to go home and look in the mirror.

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  8. I'll probably watch it but.. by second_coming · · Score: 5, Insightful

    .. it's at least 5 years too late

    1. Re:I'll probably watch it but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true,

      What is worse is that they will probably include the lame expansions as MoP instead of the original epic plot...

      I have yet to see a game based movie that gives it justice.

    2. Re:I'll probably watch it but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreee...incidentally i stopped caring after warcraft 2. Warhammer 40k was nice for a bit too but i don't like any of the new fangled games

    3. Re:I'll probably watch it but.. by gl4ss · · Score: 0

      Very true,

      What is worse is that they will probably include the lame expansions as MoP instead of the original epic plot...

      I have yet to see a game based movie that gives it justice.

      having played wow for level 40, gone through most areas that were in the game before expansions..

      I'm just doing the joker face here wondering .. eh.. what plot? the epic rogue class plot that stopped around level 30 and probably still haven't bothered to finish? there is no plot in an amusement park(which is what the wow world was, with rides named "quest of this and that"). you come back 20 minutes later and the ride is starting for some other guy. but there really wasn't any epic long plotline in the quests.

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    4. Re:I'll probably watch it but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, this movies already been made...

      Very NSFW peoples its pr0n

      NOT SAFE FOR WORK DUMBASSES, BUT GOOD PORN

      World of Whorecraft has been around forever. Live action cosplay.

    5. Re:I'll probably watch it but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Previous Captcha: Damsel lol

      New captcha abases...

      What you got running the site slashdot? Skynet? Is this what all those Top Secret Clearance already only jobs are for that I keep seeing?

  9. Title by Sparticus789 · · Score: 0

    World of Warcraft: Killing boar in the forest

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    1. Re:Title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not something that all games of that type have? Escort a retarded child across the entire world while the retarded child does its best to get stuck on invisible terrain features.

    2. Re:Title by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      World of Warcraft: Killing boar in the forest

      World of Warcraft : When Hogger met Jaina Proudmoore

    3. Re:Title by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      We all know Hogger would win that exchange, Jaina would be captivated by his aura of dominance an be powerless before him.

      What? For such a powerful mage, she constantly wimps out. So much for having a strong female character in the franchise. The strongest one is Sylvanas Windrunner who is evil and psychotic and raised form the dead.

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  10. Begins? WTF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come that there will be a new Star Wars before WoW movie?
    Why the hell is Blizzard so fucking slow?

    1. Re:Begins? WTF! by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never heard of the Blizzard definition of Soon TM.

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  11. Reboot by space_jake · · Score: 1

    It's just a reboot of the Kung Fu Panda franchise.

  12. Long-awaited by theurge14 · · Score: 2

    Probably waited a little too long. Story went off the rails around Cataclysm. Problems with class imbalances favoring overpowered death knights and paladins are so 2007 and 2008. Even the Mists of Kung-Fu Panda complaints are so last year.

    1. Re:Long-awaited by Greg01851 · · Score: 1

      Evidently you haven't played since then... it's changed just a bit...

    2. Re:Long-awaited by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      > it's changed just a bit...

      What, from one long grind to a lesser grind?

      Have the "gopher" quests radically changed?
        * Go fetch X items
        * Go kill Y until Z drops
        * Go talk to npc W
        * Escort A
        * Carpet bomb B
        * Defend D

      WoW is _still_ a toy NOT a game. i.e. There is no way to "win" at WoW.

      I'd rather play a real game with proper closure such as L4D, TF2, Path of Exile, Torchlight 2, Borderlands 2, Tomb Raider (2013), etc.

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    3. Re:Long-awaited by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      90 is an awful grind...
      At least leveling alt and classes/races you've never played before provides some value and fun until my current subscription runs out...

    4. Re:Long-awaited by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WoW is _still_ a toy NOT a game.

      Err, you do realise what you're talking about? It's a toy, as is any other video game we purchase for entertainment, and we play around with it to ultimately just kill time.

      There is no way to "win" at WoW.

      There's no way to win at Dwarf Fortress, tons of other games and most pen&paper DnDs. It's just a property of the game, not a criterion for its quality.

      About the realism part: I agree, but WoW isn't exactly known for its realism...

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  13. I remain... unconvinced by RogueyWon · · Score: 2

    I'm really not sure that they're going to manage anything with this that's significantly better than the godawful Dungeons & Dragons movie we got back around the turn of the century. Is the Warcraft lore and universe really strong enough to support a movie?

    They had a reasonable enough storyline that ran from Warcraft 3 through to Wrath of the Lich King, centred on Arthas, but even that felt a bit Anakin Skywalker-derivative (though happily no Gungans here). Beyond that, the universe is about as generic fantasy as you can get. The elves have pointy ears and like trees, the dwarves have Scottish accents and like beer. Whenever they've tried to strike away from the core Arthas plot, the results have been either tedious (Cataclysm) or silly (Pandaria).

    Ah well, I suspect that given the normal development process, any movie will just end up as a thin pastiche with only a passing resemblance to the original IP anyway.

    1. Re:I remain... unconvinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The have many storylines, some better than the others. I personally wouldn't mind if their storyline for the movie was based on the old gods or the dragon aspects. However they seem hard to translate into an actual movie.

    2. Re:I remain... unconvinced by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      Just make it using the South Park WOW episode and I'll see it

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    3. Re:I remain... unconvinced by elfprince13 · · Score: 1

      I'd love a story about the founding of the Orcish nation of Durotar.

  14. my wet dream hehe by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hope they make a bad movie and everyone gives a general 2-4 out of 10 or just enough so that the game gets affected. That way the game will lose subscribers and all other mmo's will trive from its destruction. Evil yes... but sometimes destruction must ensue in order for others to live adequately.

    1. Re:my wet dream hehe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That way the game will lose subscribers and all other mmo's will trive from its destruction.

      Um... what, exactly, is ensuring that other MMOs will thrive at all from WoW's downfall? It's entirely possible that these people will simply stop playing MMOs at that point, meaning nobody in the MMO market wins.

    2. Re:my wet dream hehe by fluffythedestroyer · · Score: 1

      over 10 million users... I doubt it.

    3. Re:my wet dream hehe by Clsid · · Score: 1

      This is is most likely to happen. When I stopped playing WoW, at some point I tried Guild Wars 2, but in my case, I have already burned a lifetime of playing MMORPGs. WoW will always be a fond memory anyways, kind of like when you played Mario.

    4. Re:my wet dream hehe by KGIII · · Score: 1

      After an approximate five year hiatus, I have returned to KoL recently. KingdomOfLoathing.com if you're curious. They've added a lot of stuff and seemingly have a larger fan base now. It is impressive to see all the things that have changed. The good news is that I'm now filthy rich in the game. A lot of my items are exceedingly rare and worth a small fortune in "meat." (Meat is the money in the kingdom.)

      I guess my point is that there are others out there if you look. They're doing well enough. I don't know what the destruction of WoW would do to them but it would probably just bring their asshats over to our game and generally cause mayhem. We'd cope with it but... Well, we're not WoW and I don't doubt that the new players would be complaining about how much we're not WoW.

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  15. CGI or Live Action? by paperpill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really hope the movie is not a Live action film. Blizzard guys make some of the best cinematics in the industry, would be great to see a CGI WoW Movie.

    1. Re:CGI or Live Action? by Naatach · · Score: 1

      So long as it isn't made my machinima.com, I would agree.

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  16. Movie / Game co-promotion will guarantee success by Guppy · · Score: 2

    World of Warcraft: The Movie 3D IMAX Experience (suggested title) begins shooting in early 2014.

    No matter how bad the movie turns out, if they do a co-promotion that rewards players with a highly desirably in-game item, millions will go see it. I suggest that the item take the form of a ticket item that allows you to fight a special "Shark" mob, with a hidden weakness triggered by jumping.

  17. Confirmed cast list: by 1WingedAngel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thrall, Warchief of the Horde - Chris Metzen
    Lady Sylvanas Windrunner - Chris Metzen
    Mekgineer Thermaplugg - Chris Metzen
    Scarlet Highlord Darion Mograine - Chris Metzen
    Malygos, the Spell-Weaver, Aspect of the Blue Dragonflight - Chris Metzen
    Illidan Stormrage, The Betrayer - Chris Metzen
    Prince Arthas Menethil - Chris Metzen
    King Varian Wrynn - Chris Metzen
    Ragnaros, the Firelord - Chris Metzen
    Additional Voices - Chris Metzen

    1. Re:Confirmed cast list: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just missing: "written by and based on the life of Chris Metzen."

      That'll send them to the hills.

    2. Re:Confirmed cast list: by redcaboodle · · Score: 1

      You know who would be great for all these parts? Mel Blanc.

      Can someone send a Valkyrie his way to raise him?

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    3. Re:Confirmed cast list: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're tearing me apart, Lisa! O hai Mark.

  18. Re:World of Warcraft: The Movie 3D IMAX Experience by Krojack · · Score: 1

    If it's only available in 3D and/or IMAX I won't be seeing it, at least not in a theater. 3D gives me a migraine and IMAX cost more to sit closer to a screen.

  19. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    >> the long-awaited movie based on World of Warcraft

    I laughed when I read that too. I don't think anyone, ever, has said, "the stories from Warcraft are so good that I'd pay to see them on the big screen while I passively sit around and watch them." Warcraft plots are just thin rationalizations for having two similar groups engage in tactical combat with one another, or set-ups for jokes. Even the cut-scenes are known to run long.

    Blizzard, please stick to what you know, and hurry up with the StarCraft II WarChest set so I can finally pick it up the whole series for $29.99.

  20. Re:Movie / Game co-promotion will guarantee succes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    are you implying they hadn't already jumped the shark with mists of pandaria that started as an April Fools joke for Warcraft III (prior to WoW)?

  21. Catchphrases by pellik · · Score: 2

    I really hope the catchphrase during the advertising of this movie is LEEROY JENKINS

    1. Re:Catchphrases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hope that he drives by the line to the movie and scream spoilers.

    2. Re:Catchphrases by egamma · · Score: 1

      I would be VERY disappointed if there wasn't at least one reference. After all, if Wreck-It Ralph can have a Jenkins reference, then surely the actual WoW movie can.

    3. Re:Catchphrases by turp182 · · Score: 1

      Wish I had karma, that video was classic.

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    4. Re:Catchphrases by fishbonz · · Score: 1

      LEEROY JENKINS REVENGE

  22. Can't wait for this by DrXym · · Score: 2

    A CG movie made from an MMO set in a Lord of the Rings knock-off universe. It has hit written all over it.

    1. Re:Can't wait for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong, Warcraft is a Warhammer knock-off (it's a well documented fact that Blizzard wanted to make a Warhammer RTS, and when they couldn't reach an agreement with Games Workshop, they went and created their own universe).

    2. Re:Can't wait for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: What you do get when you spell $+hit?
      A: $hit..

    3. Re:Can't wait for this by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Anything with humans, orcs, trolls, dwarves and elves is basically a Lord of the Rings knockoff even if it came by way of something else.

    4. Re:Can't wait for this by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      A CG movie made from an MMO set in a Lord of the Rings knock-off universe. It has hit written all over it.

      Maybe if you do a few hits before seeing it. Or is you S key broken on your keyboard?

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    5. Re:Can't wait for this by CountBrass · · Score: 1

      So you're saying the Norse myths of about a thousand years ago are also Lord of the Rings knockoffs?

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    6. Re:Can't wait for this by DrXym · · Score: 1

      JRR Tolkien was heavily influenced by Norse and other folklore but he more or less singlehandedly defined the high fantasy depiction of orcs, elves, dwarves, goblins, halflings, and trolls / ogres that have appeared countless times in various derivatives. It's perfectly valid to describe WoW as a knockoff since it is. And Everquest. And too many other games, books and movies to even count.

  23. Dailies by Calydor · · Score: 5, Funny

    When you watch the movie for the first time, you'll be given a stamp book. Each time you pay to watch the movie you get a stamp.
    For stamps 1-7, you only get to watch the first 15 minutes of the movie.
    Stamps 8-14 allow the next 15 minutes, but you have to watch the first 15 minutes each time as well.
    Stamp 15 allows you to sit through the ad break.
    16-22 gives you the 20 minutes after the ad break, and you're told to enjoy the extra free content.
    23-29 has only ten minutes, though, but that's okay because this is WARCRAFT we're talking about.
    The 30th stamp will allow you to watch the underwhelming finale and the To Be Continued screen.

    At random points you will be set upon by an angry mob as you come out from the movie. You will be mugged and beaten up with baseball bats for the true World PVP experience.

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  24. i hope it's about young thrall by pezpunk · · Score: 1

    i've always found it compelling, how all orcs became docile and listless after their defeat in the first war of orcs vs humans. the orcs were then rounded up and enslaved by the humans. thrall was raised by a human but eventually rebelled, freeing prison camp after prison camp and eventually amassing enough followers to found the horde and begin building a new nation.

    i'm sure we will just get lots of dumb eye candy and explosions though, and the world will be blessed with yet another awful video game movie.

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    1. Re:i hope it's about young thrall by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      That was the storyline in single-player Warcraft 3 as I recall.

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    2. Re:i hope it's about young thrall by Clsid · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you are actually asking how the orcs became like that or you are just saying you liked that part of the story. If it is the former, remember that orcs were that aggresive because of demonic influence. I don't remember too well, but I believe after the portal was destroyed that link was perturbed somehow and they became normal again, kind of the same way they explain in Warcraft 3. But as far as the wars, the first war ended up with the humans capturing Blackrock Spire. Second War with them pushing the orcs back into the portal and the expansion going thru the portal.

  25. Free trial? by Sinister+Stairs · · Score: 1

    I hope there's a free trial for the movie, so I can try it out before committing to a subscription.

    1. Re:Free trial? by egamma · · Score: 1

      I hope there's a free trial for the movie, so I can try it out before committing to a subscription.

      Yep. it's called a "movie trailer".

  26. Mann's Chinese Theater by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could I pay someone to watch this movie for me? I'm only interested in seeing the ending.

  27. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    When I played I used to cringe when people recited the lore of the game. I just kept thinking, "The lore is just an excuse to shove another weird looking group in the game for us to kill."

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  28. Why Make this a Movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since the plot of Warcraft started to go south about the time Draenei were retconned in BC, got worse when they turned Arthas into a Saturday morning cartoon villain, and completely derailed by Cataclysm...

    Why are they bothering? I'm surprised they didn't just cancel the whole thing once Raimi jumped ship.

    This movie will probably center around one of the following characters:

    - King Varian Wrynn, a royal d-bag who no Alliance player actually likes.

    - Garrosh Hellscream, a royal d-bag who no Horde player actually likes.

    - Thrall: Chris Metzen's mary sue character. He was reasonably likable in WC3 and early WoW because he did his best to restore honor to the Horde and at least made efforts to engage the other side for peace. Then Metzen decided to turn him into an over-the-top Shaman Jesus and make him the supreme savior of all Azeroth.

    All of these characters simply server to undermine the importance of the players and their actions in WoW. Most players who actually care about the story have gotten sick of them and most of the remaining "major lore characters."

    They may have as well let Uwe Boll direct. He would have at least made a movie that was so bad it was fun to watch just to laugh at the cheesiness.

    1. Re:Why Make this a Movie? by neminem · · Score: 1

      I disagree with the first half of your first sentence: I thought WoW Draenei were pretty cool, and that the overall plot structures in BC were pretty darn awesome (specifically: think the backstory of the formation of Shattrath was one of the coolest things they ever did with the WoW universe.)

      But you're right about the story post-BC, and certainly right about the idiots-we-hate leading both factions. I can't imagine this movie being good.

    2. Re:Why Make this a Movie? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody in their right mind would consider the human king. Hell, even the dwarf king has more personality. The most important characters in the Warcraft Universe are Arthas, Thrall and the Stormrage brothers. Almost anything that happened in the game revolved around those three. That was before Pandaria of course, which I truly hope they don't use yet, since it will ruin a lot of other stories.

    3. Re:Why Make this a Movie? by Clsid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, Outland was really good in many different levels. But that being said, Northrend did have at least one epic storyline, the Wrathgate quests where Bolvar Fordragon dies. Plus you have to admit that everytime you saw Arthas and Death Knights you truly felt like you were facing a badass at the same level of Illidan. Cataclysm was weak in this regard.

  29. Director? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uwe Boll?

  30. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever heard of these things called books? They don't involve gameplay, but they are still a form of entertainment that Warcraft is a part of.

    Warcraft fans have wanted a movie since before WORLD of Warcraft was even conceived.

    You're probably just too young to know any better or for your opinions to even matter.

  31. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by theurge14 · · Score: 1

    I'm sure the books were so good that even without the success of the World of Warcraft game this movie would've gotten greenlighted.

  32. Will "Wow" still exist by the time this premieres? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    World of Warcraft is on it's way down.

  33. You know it makes sense! by Loki_666 · · Score: 1

    Did Uwe Boll get the rights to make it?

  34. Movie title issue by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

    The studio must have real faith in the movie if they're doing it in 3D.

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    1. Re:Movie title issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Howard agrees.

  35. Already done... by HockeyPuck · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Already done... by rjr162 · · Score: 1

      So did American Dad: http://www.hulu.com/watch/49935#i0,p0,s2,d0

    2. Re:Already done... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, currently our video library can only be watched from within the United States.

  36. WoW hate? Really? by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I played for about 2 years and enjoyed the heck out of the game. When I had my fill, I quit with memories of what I consider the greatest game ever created. Now, for some reason WoW is the object of derision of geeks. And, from complaints I can tell it's people who played FAR longer than I did as they're bitching about higher level classes and dungeons than I ever achieved.

    It's not Blizzards fault that you played a fun and engaging game with the pathological craving of a drug addict until you couldn't stand it anymore. That's on YOU and your lack of self control. If grinding bothered you, you would've stopped playing before you got your first mount.

    I play Eve now and there's the same incessant, pretentious mocking of WoW from people act like they moved to the Hamptons with their "new money" airs of superiority. And, as perplexing as it is for me to understand, the same people who spend hours probing for wormholes or mining lasers mock their days grinding in WoW!

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  37. Re:WoW hate? Really? by DrXym · · Score: 1

    It's not Blizzards fault that you played a fun and engaging game with the pathological craving of a drug addict until you couldn't stand it anymore. That's on YOU and your lack of self control. If grinding bothered you, you would've stopped playing before you got your first mount.

    Well it is kind of their fault, as in totally their fault. Why? For cynically designing a skinner box / game to string people along for months and months. They weren't the first or only MMO to do it but they were sure as hell the most successful and perfected it.

    Anyway subscriptions are falling month on month so I imagine that there are a great many people who've quit either through boredom, cost or the growing realisation that they weren't actually enjoying themselves. It's not the end of skinner boxes though - most of the top grossing "free" games on mobile OSes are just shitty time management games working on similar principles.

  38. Perspective by bobdehnhardt · · Score: 3, Funny

    TIL the entire movie will be shot from 3 feet above and 6 feet behind the main character.

    1. Re:Perspective by idontgno · · Score: 2

      Unless the character is backed up against an obstacle. In which case the camera will be placed between the obstacle and the back of the actor's head. And all you'll see is head. Nothing but the back of the head. In IMAX 3D!

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    2. Re:Perspective by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Unless you play a druid tank - then all you will see is a big bear's butt. :(

      STILL holding out for a model refresh for my moonkin, almost 9 years in and it still looks like a level 5 mob from Darkshore.

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    3. Re:Perspective by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Scene changes have to wait for the hearthstone cooldown.

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  39. Provisional Plot by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    The Plot of the movie will be as follows:

    Moviegoers will watch as only a few of the cast actual show up on time for the movie and will wait around for about an hour or so for the rest. After which a number of key roles will be missing, and which point the cast will start pugging actors from other movies which are currently playing which will take about another hour of the movie. The last 30 minutes of the movie which will be an exciting action packed blockbuster, which will eventually end with all the good guys eventually die, saying the hell with it and.... fin... fade to black... CUT!.

  40. Re:World of Warcraft: The Movie 3D IMAX Experience by Clsid · · Score: 1

    I really don't get what's all the hype with 3D either. Very few movies can actually be compelling to watch in 3D, the new Star Trek being at least amusing in that front. But in general I think the trade off between having 3D and losing sharpness in the picture because of the glasses (or whatever it is that causes the distortion) is not really worth it to me anymore. I enjoy a Blu-ray movie a lot more than I enjoy 3D, but I don't go alone to the movies and it seems that a lot of people prefer 3D :(.

  41. Re: one small problem with your /ragequit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait... What movie theater do you attend where there's still a live human ticket vendor -and- there isn't a piece of glass protecting said ticket vendor?

    Most places had the glass 20 years ago, and a lot of places started switching to ticket machines about 5 years ago.

  42. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by Clsid · · Score: 2

    No, the lore is there because some people grew up playing the original Warcraft games, so reading all that is actually pretty cool, and I'm really sorry that you weren't able to experience the single player aspect of the game a lot more. This is why stuff like QuestHelper killed a big part of the game. That's the whole point of role-play, that you make an effort to immerse yourself in the world.

  43. Leeroy Jenkins: The Adventure Continues by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    ...should be the title

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  44. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by Clsid · · Score: 1

    I have seen Warcraft books in Latin American bookstores and Asian bookstores and they do sell. I have read a couple and the stories are pretty good, especially the ones with Illidan.

  45. Re: one small problem with your /ragequit by fishbonz · · Score: 0

    The only movie theater he has been to was the one in his basement.

  46. Second movie? by freak0fnature · · Score: 1

    I thought they already made one...didn't Eric Cartman star in the first one?

  47. Re:WoW hate? Really? by Clsid · · Score: 1

    I feel the same thing. WoW will always be part of my hall of fame games, no matter how many haters out there. I think the only games that can rival how much I played WoW is all my RTS games combined. So they must have done something right because I wasn't exactly alone and most of us weren't kids either.

  48. Re: one small problem with your /ragequit by Meyaht · · Score: 1

    Perrysburg Ohio, that's where

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  49. perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    perfect timing... the movie can no longer drive away hardcore fans of warcraft no matter how crap it is.... WOW has already done it :)

  50. Re: one small problem with your /ragequit by dbraden · · Score: 1

    The theaters around where I live also use humans to sell the tickets. No security windows, either.

    It might be a city vs. suburb thing.

  51. Re:WoW hate? Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it is kind of their fault, as in totally their fault. Why? For cynically designing a skinner box / game to string people along for months and months.

    Quite the opposite. A major reason WoW succeeded over EQ was because it took out the skinner box elements of past MMOs. WoW moved away from the old "he who stays online (in the skinner box) longer wins" paradigm.

    From little things like rested XP, to big things like the (never ending) balancing between PvE and PvP, to adding new ways for people to level up and get geared for end game content.

    Basically, you can jump off the ship at any time, and when you return, it won't take too long to catch back up. That is markedly different from the skinner box approach of those "time management" games you speak of, where frequent and continuous participation is encouraged, lest you fall behind.

  52. Re:Long-awaited. (Hahahahahahaha) by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    I have seen Warcraft books in Latin American bookstores and Asian bookstores and they do sell. I have read a couple and the stories are pretty good, especially the ones with Illidan.

    you do realize that without wow they would have been just written as generic fantasy stories, ad&d stories or star wars stories? right? or most probably as warhammer stories.

    wow has the highest fanbase, so that's what gets pay of the week and that's the branding that goes on the story.

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  53. 10 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...too late.

  54. Re:WoW hate? Really? by runeghost · · Score: 1

    Wacraft radically changed between the first expansion and the current one. Gameplay is very different from what it once was. Imagine football fans being told that the rules of the game are going to be completely re-written so that it plays more like soccer, that watching the now "old-school" football they loved is now impossible, and that if they have a problem with that, they can go watch baseball or hockey instead. Of course they're going to rage.

  55. Too Little, Too Late by sourlemon · · Score: 1

    Why didn't they do this when the game was popular? This is going to go over as well as a Flash Gordon movie.

    1. Re:Too Little, Too Late by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      Especially with all the Apple fanboys hating on Flash these days.

  56. Re: one small problem with your /ragequit by alexander_686 · · Score: 1

    I live in Minneapolis MN and the big city has plenty of movie theaters where there is not glass that separates you from the cashier. It is the suburbs who have the security windows

    If I had to guess, the chances of a security windows would be based on how much cash was being used verse ease of escape. The inner city first run theater (now closed) did not have security windows – but it took a lot of credit cards and you had to run 3 level of stairs before you got out of the building. The suburb one faced out onto a freezing cold parking lot.

  57. Re:Movie / Game co-promotion will guarantee succes by rjr162 · · Score: 1

    I thought the weakness was saying the screen name backwards?

  58. Re:WoW hate? Really? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    And on top of that, they added frickin' pandas. The idiots should have bought the rights of FF XI from Square Enix instead.

    Female Mithras in santa suits... <Homer drool>

  59. Cartoon graphics by loufoque · · Score: 1

    Is it going to look cartoony and crappy like the video game?

  60. Warcraft Universe is Awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie is not "World of Warcraft", it's just "Warcraft". Warcraft is more than just "WoW" - there's a rich book series that's actually very entertaining, and there were RTS games. All the games and books were amazing.

    I can't wait for the movie..

  61. Re: one small problem with your /ragequit by JazzLad · · Score: 1

    There's a theatre in Perrysburg? I haven't lived in the area for 10+ years, but I thought you had to drive into Maumee.

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  62. Re:WoW hate? Really? by DrXym · · Score: 1
    You're kidding I hope. WoW might have been less frustrating than EQ and had a slicker client but it still had all the same features as EQ - levelling which becomes progressively harder, timesink travel, upkeep, crafting and lots and lots of repetition. All designed to ease someone into constant, frequent and repetitive play. Articles such as this descrbe the process.

    That isn't to say WoW is no fun at all. I expect like most MMOs it's a lot of fun at the beginning but that slowly gives way to repetition and grind and the process is so gradual that players don't necessarily see it happening.

  63. Design Requirements Finally Sorted by Bremic · · Score: 1

    They have finally sorted their major design requirements.

    * Viewers not in the US will have the audio 200ms out of sync from the video.
    * The first 45 minutes will be the dps waiting for the tanks and healers to show up.
    * The movie will start out with the Horde and Alliance with about even representation, but in the last quarter of the movie the Horde will have 80% of the screen time.
    * Melee will get great action shots while the casters need the camera to be stationary to be able to do anything.
    * During the action scenes, 1 in 25 cinemas will be required to freeze on a frame for 10-15 second, then play the paused bit back in 1-2 seconds.

  64. tickets should be free by superwiz · · Score: 1

    This company can literally make more on merchandising by making the tickets free... Movie-themed in-game mounts, movie-themes in-game pets, movie-themed in-game rare drops... movie-themed in-game.. oh, whatever. As long as the great grind continues.

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  65. correlation does not imply causation by superwiz · · Score: 1

    But... the same quarter that WoW lost 1.5 million subscribers, the US Budget deficit dropped roughly 3-fold. Maybe hyper-aggressive mercantile-minded individuals joining the rest of civilization actually produces actual economic activity.

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  66. 50 DKP Minus! by gimmeataco · · Score: 1

    MORE DOTS! 50 DKP MINUS! Maybe they'll finally find Mankrik's wife.

  67. Re:WoW hate? Really? by xvent · · Score: 0

    I forget that I actually tried World of Warcraft. Everybody had an opinion, so I had to see it for myself.

    I didn't last 3 days. I literally got bored of the game in three days. I was thinking I'd play it for a month or two, but when I discovered what the game actually was, which was just clicking on crude animations until they fall down, I said sayonara.

    I don't understand HOW people could become addicted to it in the first place. It was just so BORING. My friends said it got more interesting later on, but why would anybody bother?

  68. Re:WoW hate? Really? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

    That's because you only played for 2 years. I'm going to assume it was either Vanilla or The Burning Crusade that you played? Those were good times! The story was interesting, the encounters challenging, the end-game exclusive.

    Don't ever, ever go back. End-game is faceroll easy, level progression is so fast you miss all of the awesome content (Duskwood is empty, as is the entirety of Outland), and good story telling has been exchanged for lame puns and double-entendre. You will be disappointed.

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  69. Personally, I want Warcraft: The Musical by wwphx · · Score: 1

    Full sets of Org and Stormwind, a romance between a human and blood elf and the story of their doomed relationship. Sort of an adult Romeo & Juliet. Lots of singing shop keepers and AH workers. They meet during an Alliance raid on Undercity where the Belf happens to be visiting the apothecary and the human is smitten.

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  70. Re:World of Warcraft: The Movie 3D IMAX Experience by wwphx · · Score: 1

    At least Imax 3D is bright. Our only local theater has crappy projectors that are so dim that you can't see anything. I boycott 3D pretty much all the time for this reason. Sharpness? Can't say that I've noticed a big diff. I've yet to see anything that made 3D truly compelling for me, including The Hobbit. I'll wait for the 2D version or the DVD.

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  71. Warcraft The Musical by hateflyy · · Score: 1

    I wanna see Hellscream go all Le Mis on it...