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Ask Slashdot: How Do You Prove an IT Manager Is Incompetent?

An anonymous reader writes "I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry. After just a little scratching, it has become quite clear that the 'head of IT' has no modern technological skills, and has been parroting what his subordinates have told him without question. (This has led to countless projects that are overly complex, don't function as needed, and are incredibly expensive.) How can one objectively illustrate that a person doesn't have the knowledge sufficient to run a department? The head of IT doesn't necessarily need to know how to write code, so a coding test serves no purpose, but should be able to run a project. Are there objective methods for assessing this ability?"

331 comments

  1. OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe you submitted this to Slashdot!

    1. Re:OMG, John is that you? by CuteSteveJobs · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Yeah John. Get it through your thick head: You're not going home early on Friday. Now get back to work.

    2. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 4, Informative

      There is nothing to prove as everyone already knows it. The trick is getting senior management to stop ignoring it but that might be tricky as they are probably as incompetent anyway.

      --

      Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.

    3. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Dear John,

      If you have been hired as a consultant to fix a companies problems with their IT department and you have to turn to /. for help; Do you really feel that you are in the place to criticize another professionals competency? /Sheldon

    4. Re:OMG, John is that you? by jcaplan · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Everyone already knows it, but they need an outside consultant to say it. That's why you were brought in. Senior management is not ignoring the problems at all. They know that costs are out of line and that there is dissatisfaction. Your job is to carefully document what everyone knows to be true, so they can get rid of the under-performing IT manager. Talk to everyone, compare to industry standards and write it all up in your report.

    5. Re:OMG, John is that you? by motorhead · · Score: 1

      "The head of IT' has no modern technological skills, and has been parroting what his subordinates have told him without question"

      So what's the problem? Hilarity ensues!

      --
      Employee Of the Month - Cyberdyne Systems Corporation - September 1997
    6. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear AC.

      Why you write strange sentence fragment and use weird capitalization? Sheldon friend of mine. You no Sheldon.

    7. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Ya seriously, if this guy got brought on as a consultant he should already know how to analyze and document the inefficiencies in whatever form they present themselves. Still an interesting discussion question though.

    8. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Synerg1y · · Score: 1

      Agreed, milk it for what it's worth. Surely, there' some crap you want added to your resume.

    9. Re:OMG, John is that you? by paavo512 · · Score: 1

      If you have been hired as a consultant to fix a companies problems with their IT department and you have to turn to /. for help; Do you really feel that you are in the place to criticize another professionals competency?

      Why not? Being a professional means that one knows and uses any appropriate means for achieving the goal. It's not like a philologist should never consult a dictionary, for example.

    10. Re:OMG, John is that you? by zlives · · Score: 1

      may be the manager is following advice from slashdot as well... would kinda explain things :)

    11. Re:OMG, John is that you? by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go that far... I think there is a pretty good test case for this scenario.

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      Michael J. Ryan - tracker1.info
    12. Re: OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever seen bbt? Sheldon is not a grammar nazi. Anyway, the only thing I see that is wrong is the capital 'D'.

    13. Re: OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is all assuming the CFO is comparing apples to apples when it comes to what the business is demanding out of IT. More likely scenario is that the business is expecting four times the amount of work out of their IT department than can be done given the budget and time they are willing to provide And then hiring a consultant to scapegoat IT to their Board of Directors to save their own skin. Same old shit that's been going on for the past twenty or thirty years depending on how long you've been following IT. Since when does a CFO have a fucking clue what goes into making an IT system? And comparing it to what? Some study that may or may not have relevance to the fucked up company he works for?

    14. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Excellent point 'jcaplan',

      I have read exactly 10 or 12 of these posts and I am an IT Manager, not a laywer.

      If the CFO feels things are wrong it should have been a done deal, your work is just CYA so prepare some documentation citing various associations and academics and present your report/excuses for the CFO to do what she wants to do. Axe the pointy headed IT Manager.

      Don't forget to double your consulting costs through extras and be sure to recommend a junior insider with merit as a replacement. He will readily agree to sign off on the extras a few months down the road, based on merit of course!

      P.S. - Do not cite Slashdot, I will deny everything.

         

    15. Re:OMG, John is that you? by chipschap · · Score: 2

      In my own experience, at least, this is a common scenario. Upper management has figured it out, but they need or want an outside stamp of approval to "prove" them right. All the OP really needs to do is (as said above) document the situation and draw the conclusions that senior management wants drawn. (If you think this is intellectually dishonest, you may be right, but you won't last long in the consulting business.)

    16. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dilbert is a chronicle of the state most businesses find themselves in. The management isn't competent enough to pull on the company's already existing internal knowledge, so they hire Dogbert at great expense to interview the employees and then tell the bosses what everyone already knew. Dogbert makes his report, collects his fee and Mordak the Preventer of IT keeps on doing what he does best as BOFH. So do your job, collect your fee and enjoy that consulting probably pays twice what you'd be making if you worked there. Your leverage is that you don't face the contempt management feels for the daily workforce and your fee is a value add that makes them think they got something of worth.

    17. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

      I am an outside consultant :) all that happens is I write a 58 page report that nobody ever reads!

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      Build a Man a Fire, and He'll Be Warm for a Day. Set a Man on Fire, and He'll Be Warm for the Rest of His Life.

    18. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, this is a known issue by the management, they just don't have the cahonies to stand up and call him out. If the manager is over 50 they're probably afraid of an "ageism" EEOC complaint, so they hired you to do a thorough documentation, irregardless of what they've publicly stated and contractually stipulated they need you to generate that concrete proof of incompetence. The problem is anything you write will probably cause you to be hauled into court to substantiate your written claims, so be very careful of what you write. Never ever write it as an opinion, that would make it a personal lightning rod , one they could sue for slander or libel. Do write only about process data that people at the company can support with eye witness testimony, that way you can point any heat directed to you back to the company and the manager.

      One thing you might want to consider is getting the primary stake holder in this initiative in a private conversation and ask them to confirm your suspicion, it is always a possibility the management is as out of touch with the issue as the manager in question is hence the reason he's still there. this should clear up any further questions you have.

    19. Re:OMG, John is that you? by booch · · Score: 1

      It's not like a philologist should never consult a dictionary, for example.

      I had to look up "philologist" in a dictionary. (Which is a bit ironic, now that I know what it means.)

      --
      Software sucks. Open Source sucks less.
    20. Re:OMG, John is that you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you couldn't figure out the meaning through context GTFO, you are truly a moron.

      Grats?

  2. Circular logic by Carewolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    He is the IT manager because he is incompetent, or possibly incompetent because he is the IT manager. Not sure which comes first but they always follow.

    1. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Peter Principle is a proposition that states that the members of an organization where promotion is based on achievement, success, and merit, will eventually be promoted beyond their level of ability. The principle is commonly phrased, "Employees tend to rise to their level of incompetence." In more formal parlance, the effect could be stated as: employees tend to be given more authority until they cannot continue to work competently. It was formulated by Laurence J. Peter and Raymond Hull in their 1969 book The Peter Principle, a humorous[1] treatise, which also introduced the "salutary science of hierarchiology".

      The principle holds that in a hierarchy, members are promoted so long as they work competently. Eventually they are promoted to a position at which they are no longer competent (their "level of incompetence"), and there they remain, being unable to earn further promotions. Peter's Corollary states that "[i]n time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties"[2] and adds that "work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence." "Managing upward" is the concept of a subordinate finding ways to subtly manipulate his or her superiors in order to prevent them from interfering with the subordinate's productive activity or to generally limit the damage done by the superiors' incompetence.

      This principle can be modeled and has theoretical validity for simulations.[3]

      (wikipedia)

    2. Re:Circular logic by Xest · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's how you evidence it though, but honestly I think the person posing the question answered it for themselves.

      The IT department is running at double the cost of departments in equivalently sized businesses (and fields?) and that's all the evidence you need. Though if you need other objective methods for things like project delivery then simply ask if they're on time and on budget. If they're not and the justifications he provides as to why don't stack up then that's about as objective you can get in something that is semi-arbitrary in nature like project management. Other things you can measure objectively are number of outstanding support tickets, average response times, that sort of thing - make his support function adhere to a reasonable SLA and if he can't adhere to it look at the reasons why, if it's poor management again then there's some more evidence for you.

      As for what to do, well a few options are common in this scenario:

      1) Sack him.

      2) If you can't sack him right off, reorganise - state that IT isn't performing so the company intends to split IT into two, support and operations or some such. Leave him in charge of one, bring someone in who can do the job, split the budgets taking away most of his and his responsibility to the new guy. In a year or two decide to merge the departments again eliminating one of them and removing redundant posts - guess which ones lose their jobs? the incompetent manager and his incompetent underlings, keep the good ones. Enjoy your shiny new IT department.

      3) If the CEO/directors are part the problem and don't want him to go, quit and go elsewhere. It's no longer your problem.

      Really it depends how much you care, how much the management above him cares, what country you're in and what the employment laws are, and how much of a shit you give about lazy/incompetent people remaining in employment, or at least, under your company's employment. These things are all highly subjective so it's no point listening to me or anyone else on but something you have to figure out for yourself.

    3. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DUH

    4. Re:Circular logic by KernelMuncher · · Score: 1

      The objective criteria are already there to evaluate the CTO's performance. If the employment laws allow it, he should be sacked immediately. Otherwise Xest's advice is solid.

    5. Re:Circular logic by Augmento · · Score: 1

      I agree. if the CFO says they the IT department is operating at twice budget for a company their size that pretty much cut and dry for replacing the head of IT. 2nd choice if the guy can't be fired. I see this a lot. Instead of quitting. I would go with 1. plan to train that person, something like obtaining a PMP or other appropriate training or personal development goal that would get him the tools he needs to be an effective manager. 2. Reorganize so that he less negative impact. Pull out a reorganization plan. maybe, split out overhead often IT services(support for the functional areas) from the IT as an R&D/ profit center. that kind of thing. 3. Create a new positon for him where he has no real authority. You see this at a lot of companies. These people have titles like "Subject Matter Expert", "Cyber Visionary", "IT advisor", "Futurist", etc... Maybe suggest hiring an enterprise architect so that all IT projects must meet the constraints of the Enterprise. create a process improvement, 6sigma or whatever group that must sign off on the requirement for an IT solution to the process improvement effort. etc...

    6. Re:Circular logic by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's another thing at work in IT, at least, and probably everywhere else: If you spend the effort necessary to be good at your job, you don't spend that effort in getting your next job.

      The most effective way I've noticed to be promoted in IT is to be incompetant at IT, then you spend all your time appearing to be doing something, and you seek the paperwork tasks involving lots of emailing and nagging, and checking off what is done and not done. You always appear more concientious than the guy who ignores emails for an hour so they can code.

      Really any idiot can do this sort of thing, though it is stressfuli - you're lying for a living, and lies breed more lies - it becomes harder and harder to spackle things over so it's good to move around.

      People gain the opportunity to try their hat at faking it ( which is all managers do as they can't really know the details they are in charge of managing ) by fooling someone into thinking they can code ( or do job x ) ( another fake it test ).

      If you don't want a job, just suck at it. If you want a better job fake it till you make it ( which is a certain form of sucking at it ). But accept the fact that you'll be stressed out all the time. It's probably no worse than the alternative because shit rolls downhill, and there's plenty of shit to go around when everyone is an incompetant liar. You're gonna be stressed no matter what. Higher ups are not all Zapp Branigan having let their success go to their heads, ( though some are ). Some of them probably know exactly what they are. Kudos to them.

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    7. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The problem with the budget being out of scale for similar size organizations may also be due to what they are producing. I had this same question asked by a friend who wanted me to essentially agree that their Director of Technology was being wasteful and negligent. It took me two seconds to see why their expenses were higher than similar sized IT shops: they were supplying SaaS. The problem was the rest of the company was ignorant of how to properly count costs in the situation. They were simply attempting to sum all expenses and use that total to show the department was too expensive... even though it was also the only production department. They didn't account for the server costs/overhead of having their product as a SaaS vs similar sized development companies that sold prepacked products.

      Realistically it all depends on what field of business they are in, the actual role of IT in said business, and their interior directives.

    8. Re:Circular logic by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ehhhhhh, I agree with you, the very fact that the department is obviously dysfunctional is prima-facie evidence of the IT manager's inadequacy. However, in most cases its necessary either politically or legally to have some real concrete data. My advice to the OP would be to recommend the initiation of improved methods. These can be drawn directly from CMM/CMMI principles. In other words recommend the capturing of metrics. If there is a help desk function then recommend the use of a ticketing system. For development projects, etc formal project management should be initiated with concrete deliverables, goals, and measures in place. If and when the incompetent manager cannot manage these functions or the data they return demonstrates where improvements are needed and said manager is incapable of making those improvements then upper management will be in a position to change things.

      Don't suggest sacking people etc. Simply point out where the dept seems to be deficient, problem areas. Relate them to CMM recommended measurement and management processes which are not in place and recommend THOSE measures. Don't make it personal. In fact you should frame the entire thing as simply a management improvement process which will improve the performance of the company. If the existing manager can carry out those improvements and produce good results GREAT! If not then his ultimate departure/lateral movement will be inevitable. If upper management STILL does nothing? Well, that's OK, you are getting paid and you can only lead the horse to the water. Simply make sure you provide everyone with your recommendations and reasoning in a nice report so they won't feel like you didn't earn your pay.

      I'd look at this as a good opportunity. Business management consulting is MUCH more lucrative than low-level tech consulting. If you can actually help these people you can get into a whole area of business that can be quite lucrative and rewarding.

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      "Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem." -- Jefferson
    9. Re:Circular logic by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Now if only we could only place your reply into the beginning of Business Administration college courses (I mean the VERY beginning), this country might actually go somewhere.

      Good summary!

    10. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've got the power to reorganize a department, you've got the power to fire people in that department. More often than not I've found what happens is that someone gets put in charge of IT that doesn't know shit about IT or is 'good with computers' who also happens to be friends or acquaintances with the higher ups. It's great seeing someone come in that really knows his shit and isn't asking an arm and a leg for salary get passed over by someone that wants six months of vacation and who's greatest technical accomplishment is setting up a new computer they bought from Best Buy.

    11. Re:Circular logic by superflippy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is absolutely possible to measure project manager performance objectively. I work for a very large software company and we have to do this. The record keeping is a bit of a pain for those of us "in the trenches," but with such large projects, I can completely understand why the managers need these kinds of metrics to make sure everything's on track.

      If they don't take your recommendation simply to fire or reorganize him as the parent states, recommend implementing a project tracking system. Some examples are Pivotal and Base Camp. Or possibly their current bug-tracking system has some kind of time & budget tracking built in. But this manager needs to regularly report status to his boss. It's just a one-line email or a progress graph once a week, but it will show where they are in relation to where they planned to be on the project.

      That should give the manager's boss a really good example of how this guy works. And honestly, most project managers I've known actually like using these kinds of metrics to follow a project's progress. They like seeing objectively how far along the new features are, how many bugs have been found, and whether the project is on schedule or not. That's why they became project managers in the first place!

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    12. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good manager doesn't necessarily need to be an expert in the subject, but needs to be able to get great advice and be able to have the organizational skills to get his staff to perform up to the needs of the organization and be able to foresee future problems or opportunities and address them. Naturally, being an expert in the field can make this easier to do, but it isn't a requirement. I'd rather have a great manager who hires people with the skills the department needs(and have the ability to work as a team) than have an expert in the field who can't get his staff to work together.

    13. Re:Circular logic by Xest · · Score: 1

      What methods do you use to objectively measure the success of project managers though? The problem I see it is that no one project is ever same, whether it's a different task, different people on the project and so forth I'm not sure you can ever achieve true objectivity.

      You can certainly say well this guy is never hitting his schedule targets and is always over budget, but what if they argue they've been set up to fail? that the project itself is flawed, that the technical plan was bad, that the team he was given was awful and so forth? I'm not sure how you can eliminate these sorts of things which I believe a truly objective measure would.

      That's the reason I'm not convinced you can measure genuinely objectively and believe the closest you can get is just schedule/budget statistics which are fine for the most part, but if you're trying to get rid of someone who throws every argument they can back? I believe there's a danger, depending on the employment laws of your country, that you're going to need something more solid than that.

      I agree with you that good project managers like this sort of thing, similarly I've found that good IT support managers like SLAs with a good ticketing system too. If you really are doing a good job but you're struggling to hit your SLAs and you have the evidence from the ticketing system that your staff have been doing all you can then you've got all the evidence you need to demand more staffing resource. The problem is of course though the bad managers, the ones who aren't doing a good job - they hate this sort of thing, will fight it tooth and nail and if it's forced upon them will come up with every excuse under the sun to pretend it's not their fault and sometimes it can be objectively difficult to argue back about that without more proof.

    14. Re:Circular logic by Xest · · Score: 2

      I'll be honest, I've never ever once in my life seen a bad manager turned around into a good manager. I believe you're either a good manager or you're not, and no amount of retraining or whatever can change that because management is almost entirely about attitudes - towards work, towards colleagues, and towards the topic - and it's pretty impossible to change someone's attitude.

      This isn't to say the person is useless, he may be good in a non-managerial role, perhaps for example he's good at writing policy documents, so there may be the opportunity to move him but most people wont take demotion either. Sometimes it's a motivational thing, sometimes they find that being a manger wasn't all they thought it would be and in this case maybe you can talk to them and move them sideways to something they want to do but the ones who accept this are rare, and it assumes you've got somewhere you can move them too.

      It's like how good programmers often make crap artists, and no matter how hard they try just can't get good at art - you get the odd ones who are good at programming and art from the outset, but if you're crap at art from the outset it seems to be inherent in who you are and pretty impossible to retrain to. I'm like this, there are skills I found difficult but with a lot of perseverance I did eventually manage to learn but there are others (like reasonably playing musical instruments) that no matter how many times I try and how much time I put into trying I still suck at.

      But importantly, I don't think sacking is necessarily even always a negative thing. I've known a number of people over the years for whom being fired was the best thing that could be done to them because they'd fallen into a pit at work where they weren't motivated, weren't going anywhere, didn't care about the job, but sat in it anyway because it seemed like the easy option. On eventually getting fired they were forced to confront their career choice and re-evaluate what they wanted in life and ended up chasing what they really wanted to do with renewed vigour ultimately ending up in a job they loved so much more and were happier with themselves as a result. I'm not pretending it always turns out well, but sometimes allowing people to hang around well past their sell by date in a job can in fact be more cruel than firing them. Sometimes being fired is the kick up the arse a person needs.

    15. Re:Circular logic by puppetman · · Score: 2

      It's easy to make fun of IT managers. At the company I worked at, our last one was pretty bad. He was a terrible coder, couldn't estimate or keep a project on track, made bad technology decisions.

      Our current one is excellent, however. Not sure how technical he is, as he hasn't had time to write code, but he asks us hard questions that challenge assumptions, projects go through the documentation phases that we need (business rules, elaboration, use cases), there is a full project plan that is updated weekly, and management knows as soon as something start slipping.

      It's no problem to get a day off on short notice, he helps out on weekends when servers need to be moved, he fixes issues with vacation-day-allocation HR, and goes back to the product management group when to challenge them when change-requests start to get a bit silly. After every cycle, he drives a process to figure out what could have been done better, and then we attempt to put methodology in place to try to fix it for the next cycle.

      Our company is small - 20 or so people, and a dev/qa team of 10, but he's done a great job of getting the maximum return on investment on our development efforts.

    16. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This assumes that promotion is given out fairly, based on merit rather than ass-kissing ability.

    17. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So basically you're saying the CFO's figures are categorically accurate and realistic?

      In my experience, I'd trust a demented llama's opinion over the CFO's

    18. Re:Circular logic by Synerg1y · · Score: 2

      Well...

      let me put this in layman's and those who have taken a management course already know this:

      leadership OR management ability has little to do with book smarts.

      Based on the IT budget overflow, the lack of direction, and a lack of conceptual understanding all imply this guy is an inefficient manager, but the other suits don't want to confront him about it because of the possible drama, so they brought in a consultant to say it. Then again, I can fully see the flip-side from the details given and that's the consultant doesn't understand the difference between a techie and a manager.

    19. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up please! Best summary of that transient layer of mid-level spreadsheet-watching cruft I've ever seen. Around here, we try not to get too stressed by their nagging, adopting a "sure, they'll be gone in a few months anyway" attitude. Again - mod parent up!

    20. Re:Circular logic by Kjella · · Score: 1

      And it no doubt comes from organizations where the only career path is to become a manager and where everyone who doesn't have any subordinates is per definition on the lowest rung of the ladder. The more I have to do it, the more I realize I dislike managing people and particularly those who can't work independently, can't stay on focus and can't be trusted to deliver realistic feedback on progress. Given the choice between computers who do exactly what I say - despite it being totally wrong and entirely not what I intended to say and totally crash - and employees that at best do some of what they're supposed to do some of the time I'd pick computers any day. My talents are equally wasted on trying to manage people as a project manager is trying to use his people skills to fix a computer, but hey if that's the only way to get a better paycheck...

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    21. Re:Circular logic by wierdling · · Score: 2

      Is your company hiring? :)

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      No matter where you go, there you are. So Enjoy it.
    22. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me the submitter is incompetent too.

      The fact that the submitter has been called in is because the management already know the problem. They're just looking for a way to fix it with as little negative impact to themselves as possible.

      That's where the submitter is paid to come in and be the "Bad Cop".

    23. Re:Circular logic by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      I agree :) I do think its possible for people to IMPROVE however, and it is always humane to provide people with the maximum opportunity to do so. While it may not seem obvious it is good business to adhere to the highest ethics, thus providing a failing manager with the tools and information they need to understand their own situation is good business. At worst your client's upper management will understand, and they will appreciate being provided with objective information instead of a thorny problem. If you say "fire this guy" then they just have an HR headache and often a political problem. If OTOH your recommendation is "improve your business practices in this and this way" you are providing them with a politically palatable and objectively defensible position. The manager in question has an opportunity to become part of a solution, even if it means they are changing positions or employers. While its still quite likely there will be some unhappiness involved it is much less likely to be directed at YOU as the consultant too. You may even be in a position to provide additional consulting services, which is unlikely if your recommendation is simply to replace the IT manager.

      And who knows? Said manager may be that rare individual who can improve or who will be more effective with better processes. This means the situation isn't an all-or-nothing. Things may not reach a completely ideal state, but a 20% improvement with the existing manager is better than a 0% improvement with said manager learning nothing, and realistically that's the likely sort of outcome. Further improvements can always be made, and again in that case you're in a position to be providing services along those lines.

      In the final analysis there is less downside and more upside by being objective. If you really need to be blunt you can always take your nice report with its metrics and say to the CEO "hey, I don't know how to put this more diplomatically, you should replace this guy." in private at the end of the process.

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      "Malo periculosam, libertatem quam quietam servitutem." -- Jefferson
    24. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what a great way for an IT department to get NO work done.

    25. Re:Circular logic by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I am familiar with the Peter Principle but have never seen it in action. In all of the places I have worked, if you are competent at your current job then that will forever be your job. However, if you don't know how to do your job, then they will promote you to managing someone who does know how to do that job.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    26. Re:Circular logic by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      I took a director level position a couple years ago... I lasted about 8 months before I couldn't handle the pressure anymore, couldn't even stick it out for a year end bonus. Much happier now.

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      Michael J. Ryan - tracker1.info
    27. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just left. There was no other way around it. I was being micromanaged. I couldn't 'manage up'. It was thorough and complete. After I left, they couldn't replace me, and so had to outsource. If they had just gotten rid of the boss, I might still be there. While he was there, I couldn't get ahead, and had to constantly put up with his bad decisions, having to fix or work around a lot of problems. I finally had enough. After they outsourced the whole operation, he got transferred sideways (so he could be incompetent elsewhere). How in the hell is it that a total of two people need a 'mission statement', and why does it take one person to be locked in an office for 6 weeks abandoning all other duties to come up with the 4 line phrase?

    28. Re:Circular logic by gbjbaanb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      na, if you suck at your job but have the right kind of personality, then its easy to succeed

      That said, if the boss is failing at running the dept, because he "just parrots what his subordinates tell him", then that suggests the subordinates need to go - if they were competent, they'd be giving him good advice after all.

    29. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In government IT, especially in academia, you usually have this problem,where the incompetent IT manager may have a powerful spouse, in faculty or leadership position.

      We have an IT director where:
      - attempt to use a multimeter with ONE lead
      - know only how to use Mac
      - trouble speaking English
      - still use AOL browser
      - order Sildenafil and have it mailed to his own office
      - show up only 3 hours M-F but getting a full-time pay

      This is in an academic setting. His wife is some tenured professor. We were about to generate a coup where every one of us will resign at the same time. It will be fun to see what happens.

    30. Re:Circular logic by ThreeKelvin · · Score: 1

      That's the Dilbert Principle at work. It's the Peter Principle's evil twin.

    31. Re:Circular logic by Comrade+Ogilvy · · Score: 2

      Mode parent up, please.

      A good CTO should be able to explain where the money goes and why, and who are actually reasonably similar-kind and similar-sized organizations. If perceptions about the department are so bad, it could well be because it is woefully under-resourced relative to its charter. How could we know? Perhaps it is well past the time the CTO should take this question head-on, rather than have people snipe behind his or her back?

    32. Re:Circular logic by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry..

      Or it could just be the CFO who is incompetent and who has fantasies about what an IT department should cost.

    33. Re:Circular logic by thsths · · Score: 1

      An IT manager does not have to be an IT technology whizz kid, but he does have to be a decent manager. Managing sometimes means listening to the right people. If the IT manager is a bad manager, that has to be documented, and a plan for finding a better manager has to be pursued. But surely as a consultant the OP should know that?

    34. Re:Circular logic by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      This goes beyond the Peter Principle. There simply are no competent IT managers. Here's the mathematical proof:

      1. All competent IT managers must be competent in their computers.
      2. All managers must be competent in dealing socially with others.
      3. The only truly competent computer people are those on the autism superiority hyperorder spectrum.

      QED

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    35. Re:Circular logic by thsths · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, this is the key to understanding management. But it seems that the manager is not very good at his job either.

    36. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's also The Dilbert Principle, which states that the least competent employees will be systematically moved the the area of the company where they can do the least amount of damage: management.

    37. Re:Circular logic by dave562 · · Score: 1

      Amen brother. This is my daily struggle. As I have been promoted into management, I find it frustrating and a huge waste of time. I have some employees who are rock stars and who I can delegate to, knowing full well that they will get the job done. Those employees are the exception to the rule. Most are like you describe above.... can't stay on focus, can't deliver realistic feedback, etc.

    38. Re:Circular logic by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but what do you intend to do about it? It's not like firing him is the best course of action--it's a huge expense. I would try to bypass the manager quietly--since the firm is paying me to tell them what's wrong and how to fix it, I'd tell them this manager isn't managing properly AND WE CAN FIX THAT.

      Project Management. Start with work breakdown structures (scope management) and stakeholder management.

      Stakeholder Management means identifying everyone who has a stake--the team working the project, the manager running it, the project manager, the functional managers over every team member, the people who need the work (customer, client; this may be another department--Accounting, web development, etc.), the company executives or middle managers who have direct stake, project managers for other projects that may be impacted (by the project itself or by the calling of resources THEY need for the project), and so on--and getting them all together to discuss what the fuck you are doing. What are we building for you, how do we build it, who doesn't have time for this, who has other projects, who does/doesn't want to be involved with this?

      The stakeholders give you a lot. Requirements in many, many forms--requirements of what you need to build, requirements as to how much time it can take, requirements as to what your resource limits are (the guy wants something you don't have resources for, and management won't hire more people? He's going to have to extend deadlines or ask for less), and so on. They will review your scope and your WBS.

      The WBS manages scope. You define the project and break it down into parts that describe 100% of the project. You break those down into parts that describe 100% of each part you're decomposing. You continue this until you have manageable, understandable pieces. Each piece is a deliverable--a noun-verb describing a thing (a document, a widget, a code module, a meeting). Level-of-effort (meetings, WBS creation, project management--things that will be done, but won't produce an object and will be ongoing until completed) or discrete (cups, code modules, graphics, research--intangible research even, i.e. I know how this shit works now and can complete the tasks on this leg).

      The lowest level of the WBS is the Work Package. Each Work Package is a unit of work to be done that's understood and manageable. If you can't understand the whole project, you go rolling-wave planning and further decompose work when you've completed earlier work and discovered what completing later work will entail. If you miss work, you must add it to the WBS by adding work packages under decomposed WBS elements. You can change-manage this, have a process by which you explain what is being added and why and when and then add it--it takes five minutes to make a change instead of five seconds, but that's okay; we don't need to form a committee for this shit.

      The WBS dictionary describes each work package in detail. The work package will be self-explanatory to some team members, but not to anyone else. The WBS dictionary describes the complete scope of the work package--what it is, what it does, how it's implemented.

      These measures start to get everyone on the same page and ensure that experts have input on what work is to be done. They ensure that the work to be done follows the scope and meets requirements. They ensure that everyone knows wtf is going on, and that if something isn't known then it gets found out.

      It's a start, but a good one.

    39. Re:Circular logic by Augmento · · Score: 1

      i suppose it sounded that way. what i really meant is that a lot of decisions are based on the CFOs figures. Accurate or not, that is all that would be required to sack him/her. Bringing a consultant in is just a way to not be the person to make the recommendation, i.e. not be the bad guy.

    40. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the operations vs support vs R&D with the CIO running the show better. Support is responsible for helping users use the infrastructure, Operations is meant to keep the infrastructure going, and R&D is meant for creating new infrastructure.

      these 3 facets are essential for any IT department, whether it is a one man band, or a multinational corporation. Neglecting support but doing good at operations and R&D will result in your users Hating you, and leading to bad blood in the Org, and losing money

      neglecting Operations, while doing good with support and R&D leads to a twitchy environment that directly impacts business, which loses even more money

      neglecting R&D is the worse, as your infrastructure will slowly go to a crawl, nobody will know how to actually maintain your systems, you may be held hostage by a vendor, or an important piece of hardware with no replacement commercially available will break down. This can cause a complete shut down and lead to a dead stop.

      They have to be balanced. Even if is one person budgeting their time, it is still important to remember this.

    41. Re:Circular logic by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that.

      I was invited into a company that was going through bankruptcy, and the previous C-level folks had already been indited for federal crimes.

      I was given a short list of people to invite to leave, and full control to clear the slate of the entire IT staff, should I decide to.. Basically, I was to cut them all loose and start over, which as we all know is suicide. When I was ready for those who weren't team players, and detrimental to the company, the CEO said no. Hrm.

      I was given laundry lists of things to do, and no budget to do it with. Some were little things like, desktops that were a decade old. Servers that were past EOL by any standards. I presented very reasonable plans for both, which were indefinitely delayed until they were almost too late.

      I kept things mostly moving forward for the duration. When the bankruptcy was done, I was promised lots of things. Eventually, the new owner cut loose everyone that was not primarily at the home office. That was directly contrary to the CEO's continued assurances.

      That night, I drank heavily and celebrated.

      Now I'm doing SysAdmin work again. I get stuff done. I don't have to make grand decisions. I don't do presentations for company changing projects. I don't even have to hire or fire anyone. I understand more of the crap that management goes through, even though I do my best to isolate myself away from office politics. I have the luxury of going home when the work is done, and no one bothers me until the next work morning.

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    42. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFS states that the budget is out of scale for size and industry.

    43. Re:Circular logic by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      ITIL. Make everything in the IT department managed.
      Pick the metrics that best suit the needs of the business. If you are a 9 to 5 operation, 5 nines means nothing.
      Examine and improve those metrics. Alter metrics when you find the situation being gamed.
      Any new project has a business case. That business case has metrics that the success of the project will be measured against. If there isn't a "10% increase in production of widgets", then the project was a failure. The manager can be held accountable for all those numbers. The manager (given the data) can forecast projects more accurately. The manager manages based on numbers rather than gut feeling.

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    44. Re:Circular logic by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      The most effective way I've noticed to be promoted in IT is to be incompetant at IT, then you spend all your time appearing to be doing something, and you seek the paperwork tasks involving lots of emailing and nagging, and checking off what is done and not done. You always appear more concientious than the guy who ignores emails for an hour so they can code.

      Somebody has to do all that stuff. I'd rather deal with tech than administrative stuff and scheduling; that's why I went into the field. As far as the "worth" of such activities, I cannot comment on the supply versus demand, but it's a role somebody has to fill. Hopefully they know enough about tech to not suck at it too much.

      I'm hesitant to knock that role in general. Some do it well and some suck at it, just like coders and anything else. The problem is that bad managers spread the bad-ness wider than individual flunkies.

    45. Re:Circular logic by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      The Peter Principle is the steady-state situation. The dynamic situation, wherein the organization has not yet achieved stability, is almost as well-known; the manager who comes in, demonstrates incredible productivity by destroying the department (working employees until they burn out, freezing the hardware budget, cancelling routine maintenance, etc.) and after a year or two they get moved to another department to "fix" it, while the incoming manager who is tasked with merely keeping this great performance going, finds that everything and everyone is worn out or broken.

      The main thing regarding both these paradigms is that the perpetrators never get the message that they are incompetent and need to change their behavior. quite the opposite, the continual promotions and rewards reinforce their patterns.

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    46. Re:Circular logic by booch · · Score: 1

      Who said anything about mid-level? Same shit works all the way up to the CEO level, for the most part.

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    47. Re:Circular logic by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I had the Peter Principle darn near quoted at me* by a manager once, and he was serious about it. Never did like that place.

      *Not the end state of everybody being incompetent, but the idea that you move competent and only competent people to new jobs.

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    48. Re:Circular logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly!

      This is why Steve Ballmer has not been promoted to Chief Executive of Sanitation Engineering at Google or even parking lot security at Apple, and never will be.

    49. Re:Circular logic by nessman · · Score: 1

      I took a director level position a couple years ago... I lasted about 8 months before I couldn't handle the pressure anymore, couldn't even stick it out for a year end bonus. Much happier now.

      Been there... done that. 8 months was about when I said 'fuck it'... and I make more money now with prevailing wage, overtime, and a take-home company vehicle dicking around with PBX's and Cisco gear in the field with an overworked boss 90 minutes away who couldn't give a shit about what I do every day. Bliss.

    50. Re:Circular logic by nessman · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that.

      I was invited into a company that was going through bankruptcy, and the previous C-level folks had already been indited for federal crimes.

      Been there... done that too.

    51. Re:Circular logic by Gripp · · Score: 1

      The common sense and experience principle is that the competent one's are too valuable to lose to promotions, and thus only the one's competent enough make their way up the ladder.

      Though, coming from the engineering field into technology I've noticed a striking difference in how that works. In tech people are very big on praise and namesake. Which tends to lend itself to those golden few actually making it ahead. It's actually somewhat refreshing.

  3. I'm not a manager, but... by geminidomino · · Score: 5, Funny

    IANAM, but the simple pseudo-code I came up with would probably work.


    for each job responsibility
              if !manager.capable(responsibility) then
                            ++strikes;

    if strikes > threshold
              new CafeteriaCashier(manager);

    1. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, each incompetent manager gets his own cafeteria cashier? I guess it's so that they spend less valuable time waiting in the cafeteria queue, right? ;-)

    2. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by ameen.ross · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only problem is that usually
      // Usually the people who get the management jobs are brother-in-law, nephew, schoolbuddy etc. of the CEO.
      set threshold to 9999

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    3. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect he was trying to promote a cashier to manager? But that can't possibly be right, not where I work. ...We almost never promote from within.

    4. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if strikes > threshold
                          new CafeteriaCashier( std::move(manager) );

      I just figured it should be explicit or you would end up with MULTIPLE copies of manager.

    5. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Other way around. At least back when I was in school, our "standard" was that calling new with an object argument was a clone op.

      IOW, turn the manager into a cafeteria cashier. :)

    6. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by scuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      new CafeteriaCashier(manager);

      How about instead:

      manager--;

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    7. Re:I'm not a manager, but... by shentino · · Score: 1

      No wonder you're incompetent.

      You just caused a memory leak by not deleting the old cashier.

  4. Manager skills are not the issue by hsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You must be a techie. The coding kind.

    Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech. His blind trust in his underlings might be an issue, but lack of technical skills is not really an issue.

    What they lack is manager level (paywise) position for Solution Architect - or just good old fashioned software process, like Scrum .

    1. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a way to layer on the costs.. sheez

    2. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Tridus · · Score: 1

      This is what tends to lead to meetings where the head of IT comes in and tells everyone that they're adopting because the sales rep showed him a powerpoint presentation of how it would magically fix everything.

      People acting as managers in a field should have at least a basic understanding of what it is they're in charge of.

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    3. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Tridus · · Score: 1

      ... that should be "adopting <absurdly expensive corporate software>"

      Sigh, mornings.

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    4. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by TWiTfan · · Score: 1

      Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech

      The head of IT certainly needs to know enough tech to know what his people can do and can't do, when they're bullshitting him and when they're telling the truth, what resources he realistically needs, when he needs to bring in an outside contractor and when he doesn't (and how to tell when a contractor is full of shit), and how to set a realistic timetable for a project. If he doesn't know enough of the tech for at least that, all the management skills in the world won't save him.

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    5. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I'm used to having Ops VP's above the IT group, and they never understood the technology.

      Their job was to protect us from outside BS, make sure we got what we needed, and carefully evaluate the pros and cons of different solutions as we presented them to him. A good one is a godsend, even if they can't write code, fix a router, build a server, etc.

      I mean, you don't have to be a janitor to make sure a building stays clean.

    6. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      "Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech. His blind trust in his underlings might be an issue, but lack of technical skills is not really an issue."

      Yeah because proposing projects he read about in CTO magazine and running with them even though they are technically stupid is a good thing?

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    7. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no, people acting as managers in a field should know how to hire and retain effective subordinates, and manage people and projects.

      Those subordinates should have the in-depth understanding of the technology they're working with, and he should trust their judgement and advice, and when a sales rep shows him a powerpoint presentation, he should say, "Wait, I need my trusted advisers in on this meeting so they can see what I'm seeing."

      Then after the meeting he should be meeting with those trusted advisers and saying, "Okay, so... is this tool worth looking at?"

      Why do geeks always assume that managers should just be "programmers, with a promotion"? It's a completely separate skill set, and one which, frankly, many developers simply do not have, because they neglect developing the skills required to do the job properly.

    8. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like my CEO. She believes no technical talent is required to run our department.

      As such we've been through 4 directors in 3 years, lost in excess of $2 million on a failed ERP solution. More than have the department vacated in less than 10 months last year of their own free will.

    9. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech.

      Nonsense. The head of IT has to know tech well. They don't need to know specific equipment, but they cannot function as a check to bullshit if they aren't familiar with the smell.

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    10. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Not just IT managers but any managers that have a direct supervisory role over employees doing technical work have to have some technical background. They will be the ones interfacing with directors and customers and must have some technical background, not only to run and implement projects properly from a top level but also to properly explain how the projects are being implemented. A simply way to tell if a manager is succeeding is to compare project costs with others in the field, if the the project is running at a significantly higher cost then what it should and the manager can't explain why the manager is the problem.

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    11. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Having an IT manager that thinks he's a techy is a problem though.

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    12. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. The IT manager acts as a firewall between the politics and pressures of the outside world and the IT specialists. In order to run a functioning IT department, the IT manager must be able to do two things: first, to assess whether incoming requests (especially those that go around the formal request chains) should be rejected; second, to assess whether the requests and proposals by his team are competent, reasonable, and serve company interests. None of this is possible without a strong knowledge of technology, ideally superior to those of both sides. Neither the IT employees nor non-IT employees (customers) should be able to bullshit the IT manager.

      TL;DR if the bullshit firewall doesn't stop the bullshit, then it must be tuned or replaced until the flow of bullshit stops. Even the captcha agrees: http://imgur.com/uygH1go

    13. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech. His blind trust in his underlings might be an issue, but lack of technical skills is not really an issue.

      Incorrect. The manager of any department must know enough about the department's functions/activities to be able to understand what (s)he is managing. That doesn't mean that the manager needs to be a subject matter expert(1) but it does mean that they know how things should work. If a project is proposed by a coworker, the manager needs to know if the proposal is realistic (cost, schedule, deliverables, etc). If the proposal is to 'violate the laws of physics', the manager needs to know to call BS and stop things before they start.

      (1) Warning: subject matter experts often do not do well in management as they often will do the work themselves rather than delegating to a subordinate. This distracts from their prime function of managing while failing to train/mentor the folks in their group.

    14. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by TwineLogic · · Score: 1

      Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech.

      This is nonsense. Assigning ignorant managers to "supervise" technical people is a hallmark of business-school thinking. Any competent technical person will abhor that environment, leaving the company with a department full of low-IQ workers managed by a know-nothing.

    15. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by asaul · · Score: 1

      This.

      The best manager I had was when I worked in a 14 person sysadmin team. The team leader was vaguely technical but was not a sysadmin at all. The technical details were left to us, she was a people manager first and foremost and spent most of her time either defending our team, getting resources for our team or dealing with crap from other teams. If you screwed up you knew it (sort of one of those "I am not angry so much as disappointed" type deals), but if you needed someone to go in to bat for you it was her - she had most other managers in fear usually. Absolute best manager you could wish for but aside from driving Outlook and Word not an IT person, team thrived, top ratings all round and we were well respected for getting things done.

      Absolute worst was a fellow sysadmin that got promoted - turned into a screaming bully, kissed ass of upper managers and directly blamed people in the team for any issues. Killed morale and any effort above and beyond the team was willing to do.

      I have also had a manager who was technically amazing, brilliant guy to work for but you had to really work hard to keep up. He had so many ideas and plans I eventually had to learn to ignore most things he wanted unless he asked for them twice. I think a case of too technical a manager - if he could he would do the lot himself. Not a bad manager, but it was sometimes hard to know what was a priority. At the same place we worked under the head of engineering who was not an IT specialist, but a specialist in our companies field. The problem was he thought he knew IT, so it was a constant battle to undo effects of his autocratic tech decisions - most of the time my manager just outflanked him and went straight to the CTO to get things done.

      As for the OP - tech tests are useless - if he is a manager, test his ability to manage. Find out the justifications for the poor decisions, find out why they were made and what the process was. Find out why the budget is the way it is - maybe there is more thought to it that everyone else thinks. I know plenty of users who think IT don't know what they are doing - generally they have no idea what is involved and just get annoyed at minor daily issues.

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    16. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why are you modded up? The submitter says as much in the summary...

      The head of IT doesn't necessarily need to know how to write code

      Are you so eager to argue with people that you argue even when the other person says the same thing?

    17. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      When you get into middle management, you need to put aside your tech skills and do things differently.
      First you get dictated from above to Do this (There may have been times where you put your argument in place, however you loss) So you need to implement the bad idea, By doing this you need to try to make it work. So you look like your are incompetent, when really the problem comes further above, and their egos won't listen.

      Managers don't need to be highly technical, just enough to understand the Tech Talk and convert it to Businessman talk.

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    18. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be a manager. The DNS kind.

      "Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech"

      My company feels the same way...and that is why we fail.

    19. Re:Manager skills are not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good old fashioned software process, like Scrum

      That's not old, nor good. And I hope with all my heart it will go out of fashion soon, too.

  5. Duh by jabuzz · · Score: 2

    Current incumbent is repeatedly failing. QED. What more do you need to know?

    1. Re:Duh by hsa · · Score: 2

      Current incumbent is repeatedly failing. QED. What more do you need to know?

      ..and replacing him with someone who knows all the technologies today will help how?

      The projects are already underway, late and technological decisions have already been made.

      The problem is, he shouldn't have been making these decisions in the first place! They need a technological guru to tell them how to design the architecture, what technologies to use and how to implement this in reasonable time.

      The original manager can still keep his paycheck, make decisions about schedules, go to customers and explain why everything is late, worry about tracking resources (humans) and reporting to his superiors.

      They just need a high level position for technical guy, who really knows his stuff, but doesn't like to become an evil manager (all managers are evil by nature) and can help the with the big picture. Hell, this could even be a career path for successful techie in their own company. Why does everyone always think to get promoted you must become a manager?

    2. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, what is your goal -- to embarrass a manager? Beyond that, I don't get the real question. Sounds more like "how do I have the guts to tell people the truth and get paid?"

    3. Re:Duh by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

      While I agree the IT manager is failing, it seems that the employees he's managing are also failing by taking advantage of his incompetence. While the IT manager should have enough knowledge to know better, it's the responsibility of his employees to give him the best advice possible for completion of the projects. Perhaps (if he's doing the hiring) his lack of expertise has caused his staff to be incompetent as well, by hiring the wrong people in the first place, or just following the advice of the other employees, so current employees recommend their friends, because they are friends, not because they are actually qualified. At then end of the day, a manager has to be able to trust their subordinates, and has to have good employees, or there's no chance of them succeeding. If the employees were doing their job, they would make the manager look good, even if he had no idea what he was doing, especially in this situation, where it seems that the manager just does whatever the employees recommend is best.

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    4. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we acknowledge this, then we also must acknowledge that submitter is at least 50% of the problem.

      And no geek on slashdot is ever wrong. it's always the manager's fault.

    5. Re:Duh by dywolf · · Score: 1

      he might have a contract. they need a list of dates and items to prove it when they do sack him. bigger companies tend to do this is theyre worried someone might complain and fight the sacking in court.

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    6. Re:Duh by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      While I agree the IT manager is failing, it seems that the employees he's managing are also failing by taking advantage of his incompetence. While the IT manager should have enough knowledge to know better, it's the responsibility of his employees to give him the best advice possible for completion of the projects.

      How does this account for the large numbers of management individuals who DO listen to their subordinates, followed by an ERASE?

      "Sure, Bob. I see your view on that. We really do need to upgrade the database underlying infrastructure before our customers are unable to order products, switching to a new vendor. I will get cracking right away on this!"
       
      ....... Bob leaves office...

      ....... Manager calls wife to ask what's for dinner tonight and where they are vacationing this coming fall...

    7. Re:Duh by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      There is a peter principle corollary. 'Once you reach your level of incompetence, at some level you know it, so you surround yourself with even more incompetent people so you can hide in the crowd.'

      The first thing the OP needs to do is identify the 'king idiot'. If it's not the director of IT then firing him is just rearranging the deck chairs. Rearranging deck chairs can be lucrative for consultants though. Sucks for the stockholders.

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    8. Re:Duh by afidel · · Score: 1

      Higher level people almost never fight a sacking in court because it means their name will forever be associated with being sacked, better to take a severance package and "leave to pursue other interests".

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    9. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Current incumbent is repeatedly failing. QED. What more do you need to know?

      If you don't know what the problem is, putting another into the same position is far more likely to yield the same results.

      If the manager is truly over budget, why doesn't the CFO cut the purse strings? More going on than meets the eye, indeed.

  6. Parroting what his subordinates have told him? by crafty.munchkin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sounds far better than a couple of managers I've had. One asked for our advice, which we duly gave, and he ignored, going with a contractor's more-expensive and convoluted suggestions every time - he was sideways transferred when it became apparent that he was getting kickbacks from this contractor. The next manager asked us for options, which we duly gave, and a recommendation as to which we thought was best and it's reasons, and so he chose the cheapest each time, regardless of budget... I then left when they gave the control of the IT department to the HR manager, after that IT manager quit.

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  7. The same way you prove any other department head.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take IT out of the equation. How do you prove any department head is incompetent?

    The company should set specific goals for it. If the manager cannot meet them, demote him or let him go. It's really that simple. Be sure to include specific documentation requirements. If this guy or gal has bad project management skills, they won't be able to show what the department is doing. Be clear that things must improve or else. Give them a chance, but be firm.

    You could also enact some form of employee survey in that department. Have folks turn them into HR with no repercussions. Have managers evaluate employees and employees evaluate their managers. This was done at a previous employer of mine and it was annoying to do but it did show upper management there were communication problems and things did improve. No one was fired, but there was significant training done with a few of the managers.

  8. Several things by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Insightful

    #1 - Figure out what convinced you that the head of IT is the problem. If you're thoroughly convinced, present those reasons to the business. If you have any reservations about your conclusion, then ask yourself if you really should be as convinced as you are about your conclusion.

    #2 - Are you an employee, or a consultant brought in to investigate? Your fear of reprisal might temper how much you say.

    #3 - Consider presenting some solutions at the same time you present your analysis. It might soften the blow. It also might leave a better taste in peoples' mouths if you find some nice things to say about the head/department as well.

    1. Re:Several things by bzipitidoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Figure out what convinced you that the head of IT is the problem.

      runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate

      Why is the CFO competent about this, but the IT chief isn't? We all know how expectations can easily inflate beyond all reason. I've seen competent people in trouble for failing to accomplish the impossible. A group with unrealistic expectations can burn through a lot of employees, before someone starts thinking that maybe the problem isn't that they can't find any good people, maybe it's them.

      Given the extreme uncertainty in time and resources required for non-trivial software projects, on time (in the information we were given, there was no mention of projects being late) at only twice the estimated costs might be considered fair or even good results. What I've heard is that of all software projects, only 10% are finished on time and within budget. Only 10%! A further 30% are finished, but are late or over budget, or both. About 30% are only partly successful, achieving only some of the goals before being cancelled. The final 30% are total failures, abandoned when it becomes obvious that the plans were at best too ambitious, or at worst completely crazy, being not only utterly unrealistic, but also of no use even if they had been achieved. This last happens when you have managers who prefer hand waving and magical thinking to actual hard work and hard truths. All in all, that's a stunning rate of failure. It seems we ought to be able to do better than that, and I think we will get better. But until we improve, this manager's performance ought to be measured against that standard, not against some opposite expectation that 90% of software projects should succeed.

      And perhaps the rest of the company could use more appreciation of the problems that IT faces. Then instead of being perpetually disappointed in IT, they might have a little more respect. I've seen IT used as the whipping boy, and the handy, go-to excuse for why others couldn't meet their targets. It's IT's fault! They didn't keep our computers running! (Nevermind that we spent hours surfing porn sites with IE 6, infected all our computers, and bogged down our network with gigabytes of video downloads.) If the company has the mentality that IT is a "cost center", and, given what the CFO said, they probably do, IT is at a serious disadvantage.

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    2. Re:Several things by sjames · · Score: 1

      It's also possible that UIT is hated because they have been forced into the role of truth fairy. As in, "I'm sorry, but we simply cannot expand that file server to a petabyte of storage for $300".

      Or, the kiss of death situation for truth fairies, "Sorry Mr. CEO, but CEO jr. needs to start in the mailroom before he actually sets the datacenter on fire".

    3. Re:Several things by laughingskeptic · · Score: 1

      Presenting solutions has to be #1. It is not optional. If you don't present solutions you are just a whiner.

  9. Hire a Consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I expect to be downmodded into oblivion for this, but...

    Your best bet it to hire a management consultant to review the practices of your IT department to see where they are failing and and how to correct it.

    Not only will you receive a (relatively) unbiased review of the state of your IT department from a third party, it will be coming from an outside source, which will give the report more weight with management even if your internal report reaches the same conclusions.

    1. Re:Hire a Consultant by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      "Your best bet it to hire a management consultant to review the practices of your IT department to see where they are failing and and how to correct it."

      Comcast did this. They did not like the answer so they fired the consultant and threw out everything he found and said.

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    2. Re:Hire a Consultant by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Comcast did this. They did not like the answer so they fired the consultant and threw out everything he found and said.

      Consultant gets paid the same anyway, but in general a consultant will pick up on this and tell you what you want to hear. If you really want honest advice you need to approach them this way. If senior management is part of the problem, then basically you just have to look at it like a paycheck until they change, unless you want to try to organize some kind of shareholder revolt (and those almost never work).

    3. Re:Hire a Consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I expect to be downmodded into oblivion for this, but...

      I have grown tired of posts that preface their insights with a pessimistic attempt to guit-trip moderators into examining their argument in greater depth to figure out what they are so exasperated about.

    4. Re:Hire a Consultant by venir · · Score: 2

      Your best bet it to hire a management consultant to review the practices of your IT department to see where they are failing and and how to correct it.

      Given the first sentence of the post, it appears that OP is that consultant.

      I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry.

    5. Re:Hire a Consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this modded insightful? The submitter is the consultant that has been hired.

      If the best solution is truly to "hire a consultant" then this company is on it's way to recursive consultancy without an end condition. Bankruptcy will be swift.

      If you are being sarcastic, then it is traditional to include some hint so that smart people will get it.

    6. Re:Hire a Consultant by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source/link for that citation? Curious what and when the analyst said it.

    7. Re:Hire a Consultant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the management consultant posting. :) You'd be shocked to learn they have no idea how to objectively analyze the task they've been assigned!

  10. Give him more responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i.e., promote him and give his job to someone else. (*)

  11. Slashdot metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start tracking a daily metric of how much time he spends on Slashdot.

    1. Re:Slashdot metric by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if he's not spending enough time on Slashdot, it's proof that he is incompetent?

  12. taste the pudding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do projects get down on time, within budget and meeting the spec? Do the specs satisfy the business objectives? Is the department happy to come into work?

    If yes, what's the problem, but I suspect in your case there are a lot of no's.

    1. Re:taste the pudding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do projects get down on time,

      My good man, if there's one thing I've learned from the life and music of the godfather of soul, James Brown, it's that projects get down when they're good and goddamned ready - and not a second earlier.

      You can't schedule "getting down," you can't forecast "getting down," you have to just let it happen when it happens.

  13. Industry? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What industry are you in?

  14. Talk with the grunts by Begemot · · Score: 1

    Talk with the IT engineers. They know what's happening. If most of them say the head is incompetent, then kick his sorry ass out of the company. Even if they're wrong, it's his job to make them feel "in safe hands". You can't go wrong.

    Otherwise you need to do some serious checking whether:
    1. Your goals were feasible, and
    2. Your budget was adequate

    Hope that helps

    1. Re:Talk with the grunts by ID000001 · · Score: 1

      Not necessary a good idea in most cases. Most of them have bias against their boss, also. Most people would want extra opportunity to be promoted.

    2. Re:Talk with the grunts by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Most 'IT engineers' (whatever that means) aren't up for the 'director of IT' position.

      I've never had a bias against competent bosses, just the idiots. I can name two (out of dozens) who knew what they were doing.

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    3. Re:Talk with the grunts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      simple, yet naive...

      You get yourself into two potential situations that make this an unworkable solution
      1. The Manager is inadequate, but protects the IT engineers from scrutiny and either protects them (or has them convinced that he does) from being sacked for the bad results. In this case the IT engineers will protect the incompetent manager in hopes of protecting themselves "Scratch your back" is part of the problem in most dysfunctional work situations
      2. The Manager is adequate, but unable to get the IT engineers to deliver and the IT engineers have an opportunity to get the manager to take the fall and preserve their own sorry asses for a while longer. In this case the IT engineers will turn on the manager, competent or not

      In either case, you will need to have a long lead time, get 'fresh eyes' (maybe some for-hire management consultants) into the ranks and see haw things are really operating behind the scenes before you can make any decisions. Also, remember that things can get crazy once that there is blood in the water. Your most competent employees will probably be most capable of getting another job. You might loose all of your good talent and just be left with deadwood to clean up

    4. Re:Talk with the grunts by booch · · Score: 1

      Most employees have a bias for good bosses, and against bad bosses.

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  15. Is this the real issue? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech. His blind trust in his underlings might be an issue, but lack of technical skills is not really an issue

    There is a minimum level of IT competency that leads to credibility as an IT manager, however ... actual managerial skills? That's all about goals, deadlines, motivation, people, targets, and deliverables (among other things).

    The most common metric for managers is project completion - not project satisfaction.

    If your manager is consistently meeting their targets and performance objectives, you don't have much recourse - Unless you're at one of the very forward-thinking companies that actually accounts for subordinate satisfaction in managerial performance reviews. Which is unlikely, because even companies that adhere to that philosophy don't generally put it in practice.

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    1. Re:Is this the real issue? by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      ... actual managerial skills? That's all about goals, deadlines, motivation, people, targets, and deliverables (among other things).

      Yes, and the way to "objectively illustrate" that the "head of IT" doesn't have the skills is to let the CFO know that projects are "overly complex, don't function as needed, and are incredibly expensive."

      Oh wait.

    2. Re:Is this the real issue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has led to countless projects that are overly complex, don't function as needed, and are incredibly expensive

      There are apparently C-level problems in this company as well. Communications and risk assessment probably don't work very well. There is no gel in this one. Off to the wild with the grizzly bears and over-sized wolves to build some teams!

      actually accounts for subordinate satisfaction in managerial performance reviews

      Employee turn over times costs associated with it should be a more objective measurement.

    3. Re:Is this the real issue? by DavidClarkeHR · · Score: 2

      Employee turn over times costs associated with it should be a more objective measurement.

      That's a great measurement technique. Unfortunately, many C-level executives will request that HR start measuring and tracking such things without putting the required support structures in place.

      Sometimes, management will overlook the fact that a new measurement technique may not provide useful data ... because it's measuring the wrong thing.

      In this case, turnover-by-department may be useful to identify problems within the department ... but if it's a mid-sized company, you may only be comparing 2 or 3 managers. With a tiny sample size, that sort of measurement may actually provide misleading data (don't try to include other departments - since when are IT workers similar to sales folk?).

      Measurement is the key - but that means gettting the right tool for the right job (and that has to come from above).

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    4. Re:Is this the real issue? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech. His blind trust in his underlings might be an issue, but lack of technical skills is not really an issue

      There is a minimum level of IT competency that leads to credibility as an IT manager, however ... actual managerial skills? That's all about goals, deadlines, motivation, people, targets, and deliverables (among other things).

        The most common metric for managers is project completion - not project satisfaction.

          If your manager is consistently meeting their targets and performance objectives, you don't have much recourse - Unless you're at one of the very forward-thinking companies that actually accounts for subordinate satisfaction in managerial performance reviews. Which is unlikely, because even companies that adhere to that philosophy don't generally put it in practice.

      What I'm reading here is that perhaps a working solution would be to "deprogram" business knowledge from all non-managerial graduates. It would basically make the process of finding faults before the compromise system functionality null.

    5. Re:Is this the real issue? by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      Sometimes, management will overlook the fact that a new measurement technique may not provide useful data ... because it's measuring the wrong thing.

      Sometimes?

    6. Re:Is this the real issue? by egcagrac0 · · Score: 1

      This should be stated the other way.

      Sometimes, a new measurement technique may provide useful data... if it's measuring the right thing.

    7. Re:Is this the real issue? by Khopesh · · Score: 1

      Head of IT doesn't really need to know that much tech. His blind trust in his underlings might be an issue, but lack of technical skills is not really an issue

      There is a minimum level of IT competency that leads to credibility as an IT manager, however ... actual managerial skills? That's all about goals, deadlines, motivation, people, targets, and deliverables (among other things).

      I think both pieces are underrated; managers need to at least be able to do a passable job (D or so by letter grades) at what their direct reports do, even if s/he is a bit rusty at it. Most (but not all!) of this likely comes from just understanding what's going on (how each project connects to the other, reading and reviewing issues, tracking direct reports to measure progress, etc). In addition to being mostly qualified to do direct reports' jobs, a manager must also be skilled at motivation, have some degree of charisma (be a "fearless leader"), be able to deliver on deadlines, and be able to navigate whatever internal politics and other bureaucratic nonsense that comes up.

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  16. Dear Slashdot by tgd · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've been asked to do something as part of my job, have no idea how to do it, can you help me?

    Sounds to me like the dimwit submitter is just as incompetent at doing what he's been asked to do as the IT manager.

    Which given that and the presupposed IT manager's incompetence suggests its actually the CEO that is the issue at the company.

    B players hire C players.

    1. Re:Dear Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that the submitter is seeking advice while the IT manager just blindly follows

    2. Re:Dear Slashdot by ckatko · · Score: 0

      Stop using critical thinking! It's getting in the way of everyone's circle jerking.

    3. Re:Dear Slashdot by div_2n · · Score: 1

      If the only people that get hired to do a job are people that have done the job, eventually there will be no one left to hire.

      Not knowing the best approach for a given task doesn't make one incapable or incompetent to the task at hand -- it makes them inexperienced which isn't the same thing.

      Given the nature of this site and the broad experience base of the people that frequent it, this seems like a pretty good place to reach out and create interesting discussion on such a topic.

  17. Isn't an IT manager just a project manager? by The_Revelation · · Score: 1

    I would assume that your company adheres to a basic ITIL management infrastructure. Who knows? Your post is incredibly vague. Surely ITIL allows you to quantify successes vs. failures / overtime / overbudget results? Can a root cause analysis be performed on these projects to see where fault lies? Maybe I'm telling you how to do your job here, but this seems like it should be easy to quantify.

  18. You don't need to by syntap · · Score: 1

    You already listed all the failures of the IT department, recognized from middle management to the CEO. The buck stops at leadership... whether he's the smartest guy on the planet or incompetent, a leadership change seems to be in order.

    Put another way, what will some other gauge of his competence will add to what is known?

  19. Speak the proper language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bosses don't care about details, competence and other technical stuff. They understand only two things:
    The guy isn't making with his department the necessary target financial figures.
    The guy isn't keeping his promised deliveries.

    If those things are happening, he's on the way out anyway. If he manages to avoid those pitfalls, he's prime material for a promotion.

    If you want to saw on his chair, the best way probably is to propose outsourcing of the IT department for less than he spends in his department. Managed IT-services and cloud computing sound very sexy at the moment to get the ball rolling.

  20. You already answered by Gorshkov · · Score: 1

    You answered your question in your question. To wit:

    .... and has been parroting what his subordinates have told him without question.

    In other words, he's not managing.

  21. No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why there are so many idiot managers out there. The metrics used to demonstrate their effectiveness/lack of effectiveness haven't been invented yet.

    Of course, playing golf with other senior management helps offset something irrelevant like not possessing the skills for the job.

  22. Is this PwC? by nikkipolya · · Score: 0

    By any chance, are you referring to PricewaterhouseCoopers? In that case, there is a correction. They are running at 4 times the budget necessary to run the operations.

  23. I'm confused. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's your job to determine what the problem is, you should already have the skills necessary to thoroughly evaluate the situation and communicate your conclusions. If you've already determined that this person is the problem, what is left to assess? If you don't know how to objectively determine that this person is the problem, how have you concluded that this person is the problem? If you don't know how to evaluate someone's competence and can't explain your conclusions to the people who hired you, how can you be qualified to tell this company what's wrong with the department?

    1. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the post is confusing. Is the poster:

      - A consultant?

      - An employee from within the IT organization?

      - An employee from outside the IT organization (perhaps a bean counter) who has been asked to help assess why IT is always over budget?

    2. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If it's your job to determine what the problem is, you should already have the skills necessary to thoroughly evaluate the situation and communicate your conclusions.

      No, it's not his/her job to determine what the problem is. In these sorts of cases it is comparatively rare that the root problem is unknown. The real problem is the office politics - maybe this useless manager happens to be golf partner with a key shareholder etc. By bringing in a 'consultant' to state the obvious, senior management is given a justification to do what they wanted to do anyway. All they really require is a professional looking document with 'IT capability gaps' included and for it to have been authored by an outsider - that way if the manager is fired he will struggle to file a claim that it was based on personal dislike / discrimination.

    3. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We had a similar story here yesterday, about someone allegedly stealing the submitters' work. In both cases it seems that the submitter is more interested in a discussion they can forward to someone else, than in insightful posts.

    4. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a strange view of the world to assume that every person doing his job have the necessary skills. Especially when discussing a situation where another person possibly lacks skills needed to perform his job.

    5. Re:I'm confused. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective...

      Sure as heck looks like it's this person's job to determine what the problem is.

    6. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective...

      Sure as heck looks like it's this person's job to determine what the problem is.

      No senior management member with any sense is going to write an email saying "Please come up with something I can use to sack that useless seatwarmer Joe" for obvious legal reasons. Consultants are expected to infer this. Yes it's unethical by most people's standards, but that's how it is. I guess that's why I'm never going to be in senior management...

      US states with 'at-will' employment laws are actually quite unusual and in most countries you actually have to show facts supporting a (non-discriminatory) cause in order to fire someone. Bringing in a consultant to do this sort of exercise is quite common when the problem is middle-management or above, and there is not one particular incident that is a sacking offense on its own.

    7. Re:I'm confused. by jtownatpunk.net · · Score: 1

      If your scenario was representative of what was happening here, there wouldn't be a post on /. The company that hired him would have pointed him at the schmuck with hints of what he should "find" in his report. He'd write a report fingering saiid schnuck, get his check, and be on his merry way to the next gig.

    8. Re:I'm confused. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your scenario was representative of what was happening here, there wouldn't be a post on /. The company that hired him would have pointed him at the schmuck with hints of what he should "find" in his report. He'd write a report fingering saiid schnuck, get his check, and be on his merry way to the next gig.

      That's not the way it works. You can't tell (or make obvious hints towards) a consultant to focus on one person, or what the report should say, because that would look terrible in front of an employment tribunal - at least in the UK it would be almost a guarantee of the company losing. It would ruin the purpose of getting an 'objective' report. Being able to infer what report you are supposed to write without making senior management commit themselves is the key skill of the really highly-paid consultants and consulting groups.

  24. There is a slight possibility... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that the incompetent one is the CFO who doesn't accept the reality ?

  25. Are you really the one to be asked? by cdrudge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry.
    ...
    How can one objectively illustrate that a person doesn't have the knowledge sufficient to run a department?

    If you have to come to Slashdot to ask this question, are you REALLY qualified to help the company come to grips?

    While the 'head of IT' and/or some number of IT staff may indeed ill suited to perform their jobs correctly, if I was involved in the situation even if my job wasn't ultimately affected, I'd be really pissed that my department's direction was changed based on the advice of a 3rd party that had to post an Ask Slashdot.

    1. Re:Are you really the one to be asked? by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      This so sounds like a Dilbert episode. Here we have the useless consultant trying to fire the PHB... Makes me wonder what the IT guy did - upgrade everyone from Celerons running XP straight to surface tablets and Win 8? That would upset the CFO and everybody else in the company that can't find their minesweeper.

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  26. Return on investment by alen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Every IT project needs to save the company money in some way and these savings should be easily quantifiable.

    No ROI then no project should be funded
    I have seen geeks fall on love with geeky projects that cost a lot of money, seem to have no end and dont do anything for the organization except to show how busy they are

    1. Re:Return on investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every IT project needs to save the company money in some way

      No, they don't. Read the PMBOK*, or do a thought experiment - sometimes you need to perform a project in order to meet regulatory requirements. I've done this myself. We spent half a million dollars for no financial benefit except that it meant we wouldn't be shut down by the federal regulators.

      * Yes, I am a PMP.

    2. Re:Return on investment by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      No, they don't. Read the PMBOK*, or do a thought experiment - sometimes you need to perform a project in order to meet regulatory requirements. I've done this myself. We spent half a million dollars for no financial benefit except that it meant we wouldn't be shut down by the federal regulators.

      You don't view not being shut down as a financial benefit? Or a savings of money? Unless you're a loss-making enterprise, continuing in operation is usually an important thing.

    3. Re:Return on investment by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

      Question: what's the ROI on the janitorial staff?

      Second question: how many people would want to work at a company that couldn't keep their restrooms clean and their trash cans emptied?

    4. Re:Return on investment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Right, but the savings need to be longterm. Here today we have a bunch of MBA buzzword bingo players running around trying for the quick and dirty fix to get their bonus and get promoted, but in the longterm the company actually ends up spending more money.

      Best of all, what happens when the beancounters get tired of seeing red numbers? Downsizing. Care to guess which department will get chopped first? This then has the net effect of further reducing the IT departments ability to undertake future projects.

      And so the cycle repeats until a major change (which is also expensive as hell) occurs, or the company goes out of business.

    5. Re:Return on investment by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1

      Yes,
      Seems like a pretty big ROI to me. Spend 500,000 dollars on a project to fund the full value of the companies revenues. Lack of revenue/profits is what sinks so many projects. Lets do a thought experiment. Lets all go refactor our code for 3 years to make it perfect. Chance of being done - almost 0, value to the company - still there at almost 0.

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  27. You can't by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

    All you can really do is hope that sooner or later his boss puts two and two together. In fact, they may have done in order to bring you on board with the remit you say you have been given. In light of that I supposed you could go through a document each mistake that has caused a project to overrun and hope that he is the common thread that unites all the projects.

    Alternatively you could try getting the department to run within it's budget and force the necessary cuts be made to staff provisioning. This will force the IT manager to actually go round firing people. Since this is a very tough part of the job to do he might balk at it or at the very least screw it up in a way he can't blame on anyone else.

    To be honest though this doesn't sound like you are entirely being truthful. If you were really in the position you are in you probably would have been given the right to fire the IT manager and recruit a decent replacement as part of the deal. This gives you the option to force him to raise his game and also help in with any additional training he needs to become a better manager.

    When it come to firing managers you generally just pay them off and then give them gardening leave for the duration of their contract along with a cast iron reference they can take to another employer. This gives them a reason to go quietly without you proving they were shit at all.

    If you do not have that and are effectively working under him or alongside him then you are on road to nowhere and might as well just concentrate on helping the department underneath him run well as best you can. Even an incredibly shit IT manager can look amazing if the department all know there stuff and do what they need to.

    If projects are all necessarily complex that is not just the fault of the IT manager, that is also the fault of the person or people delivering them. Try working on them directly to get them to deliver better work, one possible way to do this is to subtly make them realise who is for the chop if the costs don't come down. Obviously you have to be very careful how you do this, it might help to pick one person who is on side already but also has a good working relationship with his colleagues and then drop a few hints.

    If you are doing all this already and the IT manager is blocking you then you might end up in a situation where all you can do is take your consultancy fee and make a few suggestions around the edges.

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  28. Why are you being asked... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you're qualified to judge, in which case why are you asking /.?

  29. Management consulting... by pehrs · · Score: 4, Informative

    Management consultant does this all the time. It really is a task for somebody focusing on management and organization, not on technology consultant. So call some nice people at a company like Arthur D. Little, McKinsey or similar. Of course, they will charge a lot to sort out this kind of situation.

    If you really want to get into management consulting the easy path is typically to toss out all the value words and feelings you may have about the people involved. Don't even think words like "loathed", "ineffective", "parroting" etc. Instead you go to the hard facts. What is the properties of the department? How does it compare to other similar departments? Do they have procedures and routines? What are they? Do they have qualifications in relevant fields? etc. Don't fall in the trap of trying to pin everything on a single person, as this kind of situation is typically part of the culture of the department. The head of the department is a symptom, not the single cause of it all.

    Also remember, that those that hired you are probably also responsible for hiring that head of department. Calling him incompetent is roughly the same thing as calling the people who hired him incompetent. Not a good way to build professional relationships or helping people.

  30. Is this the IT Crowd? by Darkness404 · · Score: 2

    Is the manager's name Jen? Does she say that Googling Google can break the Internet? Does she think that the Internet is housed in a little black box with a red LED on the top?

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    1. Re:Is this the IT Crowd? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not? http://xkcd.com/908/

  31. Behold, the internet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTBsm0LzSP0

  32. Adopt Scrum by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 1

    That way everyone share the incompetence :)

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  33. Requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are a lot of holes in the OP. How large is the medium sized company? How big is the IT department? What is the role of the IT manager in the company? Is he and administrator? Does he require technical knowledge? Does he require more knowledge of the specific business?

    Without making massive assumptions, this is not a question that can be answered in any meaningful way.

    What does the company require of the IT manager?

    Start there. Then find out how the target is being missed.

  34. Project Management by second_coming · · Score: 1

    Don't you have project managers to manage projects? Head of IT in corporate would not normally project manage (unless the IT department isn't very big).

  35. Why not by skirmish666 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Suggest an incredibly expensive, complex project that has no benefit to the organisation. Off the record, of course. Let him take _all_ the credit.

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    1. Re:Why not by Architect_sasyr · · Score: 1

      Fuck that. I usually propose running Cat 5e in a single strand for 300m. If the project is approved.....

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    2. Re:Why not by hermitdev · · Score: 2

      How about proposing an infrastructure upgrade to support RFC 1149? (TL;DR: RFC for Transmission of IP Datagrams on Avian Carriers).

    3. Re:Why not by Belgaren · · Score: 3, Funny

      RFC1149 has been deprecated by RFC2549.
      RFC1149 has been adapted to IPv6 by RFC6214.

  36. Coding by sourcerror · · Score: 1

    "The head of IT doesn't necessarily need to know how to write code, so a coding test serves no purpose, but should be able to run a project. Are there objective methods for assessing this ability?"

    I would expect him to able to solve the Fizzbuzz test and explain what's the difference between a switch and a router or what is a DNS server and understand nested SQL queries. Yes, I know this is a very low bar.

    1. Re:Coding by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Does it count as passing the FizzBuzz test if you just use printf?

      Because I can't program at all, but I can google "HelloWorld" in any programming language you mention. Which means that to pass FizzBuzz in any language, all I have to do is type up a list of numbers (ie: 1, 2, Fizz, 4, Buzz...), find that HelloWorld, and copy my list there. If I got really ambitious I could probably use 100 separate printf functions because TextWrangler is really good at taking a list of words and putting them all into the exact same computer code. I type fast so this is probably a 30-45 minute process.

      OTOH it would take me hours to reacquaint myself with the exact formats used by if-else function in C/C++, much less figure out an algorithm on the fly.

    2. Re:Coding by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      It turns out it's a more like 20 minutes.

  37. on its face by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How Do You Prove an IT Manager Is Incompetent?

    By his job description.

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    1. Re: on its face by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

      You can only measure the head of IT by the effectiveness of his strategies, policies, decisions and vision to achieve the goals set by the companies to the IT department.

      If the job description is missing then this could be a good starting point to gather key performance indicators :
      http://hiring.monster.com/hr/hr-best-practices/recruiting-hiring-advice/job-descriptions/information-technology-manager-job-description-sample.aspx
      http://hiring.monster.com/hr/hr-best-practices/recruiting-hiring-advice/job-descriptions/general-manager-job-description-sample.aspx
      http://hiring.monster.com/hr/hr-best-practices/recruiting-hiring-advice/job-descriptions/manager-job-description-sample.aspx

  38. Are you sure it's him? by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Have you checked out if his team are giving him good info? Do you know he's actually over a reasonable budget, or is this just the CFO's opinion? What are his credentials for saying so? Is he hated because he doesn't know what the hell is going on, or because he constantly says no to unreasonable demands from other departments?

    We have almost no information here for a fully justified and well reasoned response. For all we know he may well have screwed the CxO's daughter at an Xmas party and he's looking for an excuse to fire the guy.

    He either delivers, or he doesn't. If he delivers then he's "Working as intended" and you need to adjust his performance management criteria to better reflect what you need out of him. Hell, he may be working just to fulfil those metrics because they're so out of whack with what he actually is supposed to be doing. My Line Manager almost got me fired because she kept making idiotic decisions without asking for my input, and having to pick up the pieces made me look incompetent. We had a stern chat about "treading on my toes" and she backed off, now we're both less stressful and things work better. Costs less, too.

    I started rambling; Apologies for that. I'm trying to say that you don't sound like you have enough information to make this decision. If you don't know how to get that information, you probably should hand this project on to someone who does. It's what HR department exist for.

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    1. Re:Are you sure it's him? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Do you know he's actually over a reasonable budget

      There's the key assumption. Verify that his budget is being spent poorly. If the staff is abusing their manager, then the manager may be competent except for knowing that he needs help. I do this kind of work sometimes - it's often that staff is just listening to vendors and over-buying on everything.

      If the budget is really half waste then the CFO can tell the manager that he's getting half his budget next year and see if he can do it. But a cooperative approach is much better.

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  39. It's your coursework assignment... by Peter+(Professor)+Fo · · Score: 2

    ...My consulting rates are very reasonable.

  40. Ping too technical? by Predathar · · Score: 1

    I had one tell me that ping was too technical and to talk to one of his workers instead.... I was left speechless. Project didn't fare too well.

  41. Metrics Financials and Feedback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several recommendations:
    1) You are working with C-Suite executives. They want something objective to measure against over time and they want to know how it impacts the bottom line.
    2) Emphasize you are looking for operational improvements out of all of this, not headcount reduction (read: outsourcing will only trade off one set of problems for another).
    3) Institute 360 reviews among the IT group on the condition of anonymity. Find common trends/recommendations from those in the trenches.
    4) Same deal with the IT manager. Get 360 anonymous reviews from different departments at the same management level as the IT manager, and, get anonymous feedback from every employee in the IT group.

    If one individual is the problem, the C-Suite will either reform or fire them. However, I suspect you will find its not just "one person" as the root cause, but a collection of things which need improvement.

    Good luck.

  42. So that makes you a consultant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Or in common parlance, a seagull.
    You come in, make a lot of noise, shit on everything, and then leave.

  43. Bad IT departments are like the Mafia . . . by Idou · · Score: 1

    You will probably have to use some kind of technicality to get rid of the IT manager. For my company, it was a combination of things, including the HR manager noticing that the IT manager was only coming into work like 4 hours a day on average (which was used with other circumstantial evidence). However, even after we got rid of that manager, we are still in the process of "hitting rock bottom" as we try to fix years of managing the department like a nation of fiefdoms . . . it is amazing how much damage one incompetent high level manager can do . . .

    This is really why IT needs to establish some kind of professional certification like doctors, lawyers, and accountants. It is not so much that you will prevent the incompetent from getting certified (though, certainly, hard testing does help prevent that). However, the main thing is that it creates an incentive for any certificate holder to try to keep their certification (our fired IT manager actually brags about how little work he was doing) and provides employers some leverage ("please help us with a smooth transition or we will report you to your professional organization . . ."). Until then, things will continue to be the wild west, so good luck trying to replace the old sheriff in town . . .

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    1. Re:Bad IT departments are like the Mafia . . . by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      You will probably have to use some kind of technicality to get rid of the IT manager. For my company, it was a combination of things, including the HR manager noticing that the IT manager was only coming into work like 4 hours a day on average (which was used with other circumstantial evidence). However, even after we got rid of that manager, we are still in the process of "hitting rock bottom" as we try to fix years of managing the department like a nation of fiefdoms . . . it is amazing how much damage one incompetent high level manager can do . . .

      This is really why IT needs to establish some kind of professional certification like doctors, lawyers, and accountants. It is not so much that you will prevent the incompetent from getting certified (though, certainly, hard testing does help prevent that). However, the main thing is that it creates an incentive for any certificate holder to try to keep their certification (our fired IT manager actually brags about how little work he was doing) and provides employers some leverage ("please help us with a smooth transition or we will report you to your professional organization . . ."). Until then, things will continue to be the wild west, so good luck trying to replace the old sheriff in town . . .

      The difference is that all those people you mention are certified professionally because of their expertise in the details of their line of work. If there were a "licensed IT Boss" certification then that would be the only thing people go to school for and we quickly would see another area where higher education is grossly overpriced. The reason those professions keep a high standard is that everyone who practices needs to be certified, and the good ones out of THAT pool get promoted and go on to lead organizations. Add to it that and they can command high salaries, and you have a system that is not workable in the IT field.

  44. if.. by houbou · · Score: 2

    you have the ability to assess and IT Manager, it means you must be able to be one yourself, thus, look at projects and see how they are handled, create your own baseline for each with time/efforts/etc. See, how long it takes and the reasons why and what a manager should do to avoid the pitfalls. That's pretty much your report in a nutshell.

    1. Re:if.. by clodney · · Score: 1

      you have the ability to assess and IT Manager, it means you must be able to be one yourself...

      Not at all. Otherwise no professional sports team would be coached by former minor league players. Management is a distinct skill from any of the technologies used by an organization. That is not to say that someone who has no background in IT is going to be a successful IT manager, but as you go up the ladder the need to be conversant with technologies currently in use becomes less and less important. If that were not true, the implication would be that the CEO would be required to be competent to perform literally any job in the company, since all functions report to the CEO.

      One of the hard parts about management is dealing with limited information and knowing how to assess the information you are given. You don't have the time to be an expert, you don't have time to understand the details, so you concentrate on putting together a staff that you do trust.

    2. Re:if.. by houbou · · Score: 1

      The reality is that people manage things they have no clue about.. But, that's a reality born out of stupidity, not necessity.

  45. You already know the answer by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2
    Sorry if this is a dup,

    Are there objective methods for assessing this ability?

    Why yes, there are objective methods. Here's what you should look for:

    their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at of what the CFO has deemed appropriate

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    1. Re:You already know the answer by cptdondo · · Score: 2

      Read up on Project Management. You're looking for Scope, Schedule, and Budget, in particular the S curve. You should be able to plot % complete against % spent for a sampling of projects, and demonstrate where the projects went off the rails. Then you can figure out why.

      Usually it's because the scope was not well defined. and thus budget and schedule were not based on a realistic assessment of what it takes to achieve said scope.

      And yes, I provide training for exactly this. A neat little tidbit:

      Q: Of 700+ projects in a study, how many recovered once they were over budget at 15% completion? That is, if a job was over budget at the very beginning, what are the chances of completing it on time and within budget, based on 700+ projects?

      A: None. Not a single job.

  46. BOFH Says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Connect the server room door handle to the mains. Page him to let him know about the free bagels next to the backup server. If he doesn't die, that doesn't really mean he's competent, just that he passed the first test.

  47. management source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure this applies to all types of management, but in 30 plus years of IT experience, the ones who get promoted to IT management are the persons who are good at getting others to do their work and then manage to take credit for it. This perception is often amplified when the "manager " creates a convoluted solution which is then used to solve the problem that was created by the “manager” himself; he then gets recognized as a problem solver. On the other hand,problem free solutions are often under-recognized and under appreciated.

    The problem with this sort of manager is that he lacks any sort of qualitative skill at analyzing his IT spending and resources.

  48. Some thoughts on how to do this by dkleinsc · · Score: 2

    I'm someone who's been involved in firing a couple of my immediate supervisors for being morons, and here's some steps that work. For purposes of illustration, the incompetent person will be named "Mr Dunce".
    1. Get to know Mr Dunce's boss. You don't have to be best buddies, but make sure that the people 2 steps above you on the ladder know who you are and respect you. (This is always a good move whether or not you have an incompetent boss, actually.)
    2. Assuming Mr. Dunce isn't getting caught obviously failing, you'll need to create it. A potentially good method: (1) Have a subordinate (or yourself if you are his subordinate) give Dunce slightly vague or incomplete answers to his questions. (2) Prime his boss before a meeting to discuss whatever it is with something like "I'd really like to know what you think - we want to make sure this is well thought-out." (3) In the meeting, Mr Dunce will promptly get peppered with questions that he can't answer with anything other than "err, I'll have to get back to you". (4) After a few rounds of that, information will start going around Dunce rather than through Dunce, because they realize that Dunce is slowing them down. (5) After a while of that, eventually people will start questioning what value Mr Dunce provides to the company.
    3. Be patient about it. Depending on how popular Mr Dunce is, or how much the upper management had invested in Mr Dunce, it could take months to go from step 3 to Dunce being fired or shunted off to a powerless position.

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    1. Re:Some thoughts on how to do this by ACNiel · · Score: 1

      Mr. Dunce is there to ask you questions, find out where you and everyone else is, and report that to higher management. If you use deceit and other subversive measures to get your way, it isn't as much a reflection on your manager's incompetence, but more a testament to how good you are at being a deceitful, subversive, and overly bad team member.

  49. YOU are the wrong person. by AdmV0rl0n · · Score: 0

    A medium sized company asked you, and you asked slashdot. My alarm bells are ringing here. If you don't have decent background in this area, and you're query ends up on slashdot, I suspect that as a whole management of the company is screwed. Otherwise they would not have called you in, but rather someone with the right background. To be honest, this seems wrong from the very beginning.

    And I note the thread is suggesting 'management consultant'. No, although an IT focused one would be fine. If you are going to establish if an IT team and its function are busted, its not a spreadsheet numbers game. Its an in the trench and looking at the wider picture. In most cases sadly, the truth is a broken IT depeartment is in fact a reflection of a broken management/board structure.

    IT isn't easy. And some businesses assume it costs buttons, and that IT projects are simplistic things that just click click and are done. The reality is they can be hugely complex and require seriously good solid workmanship in development and production.

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  50. yeah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you do not know, then you are in no position to pick your boss, even if that silly concept would be a reality. Then even then, you turn to slashdot, to a bunch of mostly unwashed gpl fanatics, it just doesn't look good. Maybe you should have taken your silly imagination to a professional consultation firm or something.

    1. Re:yeah... by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

      If you do not know, then you are in no position to pick your boss, even if that silly concept would be a reality. Then even then, you turn to slashdot, to a bunch of mostly unwashed gpl fanatics, it just doesn't look good. Maybe you should have taken your silly imagination to a professional consultation firm or something.

      I thought distributed computing was a "good thing"...

  51. Bad Idea (TM) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it really your task to assess his competence? As you are asking /. - probably not. Proving that someone(who is not your subordinate) is not competent enough is always a problem. Generally its better to work around the problem than slam your head into it. You can point out failures and hope that someone finally notices, but that's about all you can do. There are no good outcomes for you in you jumping the command chain and flat out calling the guy incompetent.

  52. Ask Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You could search through the recent 'Ask Slashdot' articles and see if they have submitted any. That would be plenty of evidence to show they don't have sufficient knowledge to do their job.

  53. What are the measurable criteria for his role? by Stolpskott · · Score: 2

    SMART goals (Specific/Measurable/Achievable/Relevant/Time-bound) are typically used when discussing bonuses, but fundamentally they can also form the basis of a review process for somebody's base level ability to do their job, if the company does not have any other metric, which in this case it sounds as though they do not.
    I suspect that the manager has high subordinate satisfaction ratings for the most part, as it seems he acts as nothing more than a mouthpiece for them, meaning they get what they want, while members of other teams do not see the performance issue as that of the IT Manager, but of the team as a whole, because IT is a "black box".
    Depending on the employee rights and the politics of the company, it may be as simple as delivering a fact- and statistics-based report to the boss/board of directors. A complete breakdown of costs for every project and analysis of cost-overruns is probably overkill unless you are a consultant paid by the hour (but if this is the way you go, prepare a 1-2 page summary for presentation to the board, with the full 300 page report available for anyone who wants to read a more in-depth analysis).
    At that point, your job is done. You were hired to produce a report, you have done that. Let them know that you can produce similar reports for other divisions if they want you to, and maybe ask them if their situation can be anonymised and used as a case study for your Management Forensics consultancy if they have the opportunity to review it before you publish the case study. Exit stage left, hopefully not pursued by a bear.
    If you are angling to take over the guy's job, bear in mind that if you have a large part to play in firing a popular boss and then you replace him, you will have an uphill battle getting people on your side. The departure of the boss, and the introduction of business-oriented goals may change the atmosphere of the office... that together with you stepping in after sharpening the knife that killed your predecessor might result in a wave of departures from the team. As the new manager, the drop in productivity will be on you, not your predecessor. so you would need to turn it round quickly. All-in-all, I would say it is easier to let some other person take the management position and then step in when they almost inevitably fail - you are one step removed from the boss the guys liked, the tanking team performance is a god excuse to bring in some goal-based metrics, and by that time, people might have forgotten that you were around writing a report on the team in the weeks leading up to the popular boss getting the chop.

  54. The nature of failure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If he is incompetent, his boss is incompetent. The problem would have long since been solved otherwise. The problem is recursive, and responsibility ultimately rests with whomever owns the company. As has been pointed out, everyone there already knows exactly what the problem is and they don't care. Sometimes the real purpose of a company is to hand out money, not to make it more efficiently.

  55. Sounds like a company I once worked for. by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    This situation is likely rampant in many companies. Isn't the Peter Principle something like some people rise to their level of incompetence. Many IT managers rise to that level but the dummies even higher up (CEOs, CFOs, COOs, Boards of Directors) can't see it in the folks they promoted to their level of incompetence. If they did, they would have to admit they're also just as incompetent.

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  56. Be wary here by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

    If you're a consultant/outside entity being asked to do this, then no worries. Just tell them like it is. You don't need any kind of technical test here: Just show them the trail of failed projects and unhappy employees/customers and how they all lead back to one source.

    But if you are part of the company...or worse part of IT yourself....watch the fuck out.

    Something stinks about this. Managers are usually the first target when it comes to determining blame for failed projects/bad internal PR. That's part of their job after all. The stuffed shirts know this, and if it was just about the IT Manager being terrible they'd fire him and bring in someone new. They don't need a third opinion to tell them the head of IT is incompetent. There's something else going on here, probably related to internal company politics, and you need to be sure you're not being thrown under the bus or are risking getting caught in the crossfire.

  57. I'll bite by GeekWithAKnife · · Score: 1


    You have some general (factual?) figures about budget and some strong opinions...and you discovered that an IT manager is not a tech (common occurrence) you say he repeats what his subordinates say without question...So really, where is the actual justification for your conclusions?

    All this reads to me is some sort of "In my opinion..." and "I'm not happy about it."

    There are objective methods of assessment but people are biased. the bad news is that you are already biased and cannot judge objectively anymore.

    It boils down to this; if you know how to do something that is better for the business than person X you should propose it and see what the feedback is. You would be more valuable to the company and appreciated by your peers if you suggest how to fix problems over pointing fingers, right or wrong.

    Here's a thought, perhaps this person is under constraints or pressures that you are not aware of and is actually making the best of a terrible situation? -why is that not as feasible as your above opinion?

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  58. Business sense by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 2

    My personal experience with terrible IT heads was that they had no business sense. The worst IT people I have seen had certifications a mile long (All in Novell and they wouldn't leave Novell to save their or the company's life). I have seen terrible IT people with no certifications (One who used a faxed around list of IP Addresses with names beside them to assign IP addresses to around 200 employees. The IP addresses were then manually entered into the desktop systems. And this was at a large telco). I have seen a terrible IT person who could alter the Linux Kernel at whim to solve fairly minor problems that the rest of us might use a cron job for.

    But the best IT people had a real business sense. They would look at a million dollar UPS and examine it as a complete business case. (How much downtime cost vs the whole cost of buying and maintaining the UPS) They would also look at new IT policies from a whole business perspective. They understood that stupid policies like making everyone change their password every 30 days had a much larger cost than "a few seconds of their time". So the best IT people that I have seen did have a fairly good technical prowess but generally not awesome. It was their business skills that set them apart. The key threshold was that they recognized that IT supported the business and that in an ideal world the business could do away with IT as it wasn't their core business. So when someone asked something of them they didn't just yell "NO" and then back up their ridiculousness with technobabble; but looked at the business case and came back with a price.

  59. How do you get the idiot consultant off my back? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hi I am the head of IT of a midsize company and the management has called in this consultant. He is convinced my pointy haired bosses that my budget is twice the size and I an too naive and gullible and merely parrot my staff's opinions to the management. This consultant is so incompetent he is asking for advice in slashdot. How do I get him off my back, and demonstrate his incompetence to the PHBs?

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  60. Why you? by petes_PoV · · Score: 1

    I have been asked ....

    Since you have to ask on an internet forum how to do this task, it's apparent you haven't done it before - or have any particular skills in management consultancy. If you had, two things would happen: (1) you'd know how to do the assessment and (2) you'd know not to ask a bunch of geeks how to solve a non-technical, management problem.

    So we can assume that the CFO who gave you this task is him/her-self not very good at choosing the right person to do a job. (Alternatively, you've wandered in to a minefield of office politics and are being set up as someone's fall guy by powers you are unaware of). That probably answers the question about the IT manager - they aren't good, because the person who selected them for the job makes poor personnel decisions.
    In fact, the CFO doesn't even appear to be very good at keeping the finances under control, if he/she is allowing the IT department to overspend to such a degree.

    To answer your specific question, I'd go back to the processes that are in place. Check over the IT manager's past few annual reviews. What were the targets? Were they met? If not, what remedial action was taken? What weaknesses did he/she have identified and what was done to fix these?
    If the answer is that there IS no review / personnel development programme in place, that explains your IT guy. If the reviews are failing to identify problems, then it sounds like the reviewer needs fixing, too. You can also get consultancies like Gartner to do assessments of the IT operation and it's efficiency. It could simply be that the CFO has unrealistic expectations of what it costs to run a modern IT department.

    Whatever you do, tread very, very carefully.

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    1. Re:Why you? by edmudama · · Score: 1

      Yup. "I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry."

      If the manager is routinely at 2x the budget and that's acceptable, the entire company is out of control. Any of the above reasons should be sufficient on their own for management to replace them, if they're actually beliefs held by executive management.

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  61. I Don't Get It by sycodon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry.

    Is this not objective proof that a person doesn't have the knowledge sufficient to run a department?

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    1. Re:I Don't Get It by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Or that the CFO doesn't have any say.

      Leading to point out the whole company is mismanaged.

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    2. Re:I Don't Get It by hb253 · · Score: 1

      Bingo.

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    3. Re:I Don't Get It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Group is ineffective: who says this?
              By what standards? This is the claim that needs to be proven, not the proof
      2) loathed by all other departments:
              well ... IT is often loathed by other departments because they don't want the compromises they have to do to keep IT secure and running smooth. This could be a general atmosphere set by the "scared of thechnology" CFO
      3) runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate:
              This doesn't say twice the budget of a comparable company's IT. It says twice the budget of what the CFO deemd appropriate. What if the CFO is incompetent, not the IT department. This budget could be way wrong. This could be fueled by the CFO thinking that IT is useless (see point 2)

      So no ... this is not objective proof.

      The it department could be horrible, or maybe it's actually the CFO's fault.

    4. Re:I Don't Get It by rnturn · · Score: 1

      Or that the CFO isn't terribly good at determining the appropriate level of funding for the IT group. S/he's likely under pressure to cut costs wherever possible and could actually have little to no clue how much money they really should be spending on IT. Does IT report to Finance in this company? (That's never been a good sign in my experience, especially if the company's business is not finance-related. Keep your resume up to date.)

      Failed IT projects are hard to miss, though. A few are probably inevitable but if failures are typical, that should be a red flag to the IT manager's superiors. If it's not then there are problems that are bigger than just the IT manager.

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    5. Re:I Don't Get It by sycodon · · Score: 1

      It could be said that part of being an effective director is the ability to educate and persuade management on what is appropriate levels of funding and staffing as well as setting realistic expectations for projects: scope, schedules, etc.

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    6. Re:I Don't Get It by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      Failed IT projects are hard to miss, though. A few are probably inevitable but if failures are typical, that should be a red flag to the IT manager's superiors.

      Considering 68% of all IT projects fail, it would be difficult, using solely whether the project succeeds or fails, to determine whether the person at the top is competent or not.

      For reference: The study

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    7. Re:I Don't Get It by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Depends on how you define "failure".
      I've seen projects that deliver half the features in double the time labelled as success, because they DID deliver an end product.

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    8. Re:I Don't Get It by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      I forget the name, there is a corollary to the Peter principle that says (para) 'once someone has reached his level of incompetence, they at some level realize this, so they surround themselves with other incompetents so they can hide in the crowd.'

      Knowing this, the first thing you need to do is identify the 'king' incompetent. If he is above the IT director, then you know you are being asked to sacrifice a scapegoat (the IT manager). If the IT manager is the king idiot then you should expect a bunch of other idiots just under him, suggest they go outside to find a replacement.

      In any case, their check will clear. Examine the HR process that put the incompetent into the position over his head.

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  62. OP works at TxDOT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OP works at TxDOT

  63. Testing centers have all dried up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there used to be testing centers all around America for this, but they've since dried up. The testing procedure was fairly simple, you place a few quarters (or in the chintzy places, you'd buy tokens at like 3 for a dollar) into a slot, grab a soft cushioned mallet, and then attempt to whack some animatronic moles as they randomly popped their heads out of the holes in the top surface of the testing machine.

  64. Wear a wiretap. by funky_vibes · · Score: 1

    Like in the movies, you should approach the manager, ask him a few well placed questions wearing a microphone and broadcasting it to the authorities...

    Seriously though.. the bigwig managers are too retarded to notice his incompetence... so you naturally assume that the biggest problem that this company has is a single bad IT manager?

    Such optimism!

  65. Not get fired, get hired by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get their resume and send it to headhunters. It's a lot easier to get them hired somewhere else than to get them fired.

  66. Structure by mjone13 · · Score: 1

    My experience in situations like this is that the problem usually lies with the leadership of the organization. - Many projects fail or cost multiple times the original estimate because the business fails to put in the proper time identifying the requirements. They tell IT they want to do something and then send the IT group to make all the decisions. Then as the project get closer to completion they get more involved and the subsequent changes costs more money and takes longer. - The manager seems to be relying on the people who work for them for their advice. That's usually a good sign unless the entire IT group is useless. Have you reviewed the information the manager has provided? What is wrong with the advice or the information the group is providing? - Have you talked with the IT manager. Many time they know what the problem is or can give you a counter view that will help give the real picture of the problem.

  67. stick to facts, avoid judgement by Zecheus · · Score: 1

    You say: "countless projects that are overly complex, don't function as needed, and are incredibly expensive" Prove it. Then let management judge the manager.

  68. Check your ethics by SirGarlon · · Score: 2

    I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with *why* their IT group is ineffective ... After *just a little scratching*, it has become quite clear that the 'head of IT'

    (emphasis added) So, management asked you to find out why IT isn't working, and you do a "little scratching," and decide to blame the department's dysfunction on its leader. And then, what, call it a day?

    Presumably you have lots of expertise in running an IT department yourself, or else management would not be paying you the large consulting fee they're giving you for this job. They are paying you a large consulting fee, right? They are giving you access to all their monthly reports, their ticket database, interviews with the employees, and weeks to do the analysis, right?

    My quick read of this situation is that either management doesn't really care about root causes and just brought you in to give them some political cover to fire the guy they want to fire, or you accepted a difficult consulting job you're not qualified to do. My advice is to tell the company you made a mistake taking this assignment and run, don't walk, out the door. Or, go ahead and recommend firing someone after "just a little scratching" while collecting a paycheck for a job *you're* incompetent to do, if that's the kind of person you want to be.

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  69. I've been in this situation and you are spot on by mynion · · Score: 1

    When I had the manager of useless that was driving me insane with his inept procedures I eventually flipped and spoke to the company boss. Turned out I was late to the party and pretty much most of the workforce had been complaining.
    I backed it up with concrete examples of good procedures that had been replaced with mad time consuming ones (all updating a shared file on a filestore via phoning around to "lock" files verbally was the one that finally made me lose the plot). He was gone the next day.

    Question is why are the team working for him not shouting about it if he is that bad? Are they all bad or is in fact the problem further up the chain?

    Something suggests this is more than just a bad manager problem and if the poster can't identify conclusively why this manager is bad then he isn't looking hard enough or in the right places. Talk to this manager and his team - not the slashdot community. Then come back with more info if necessary.

  70. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The head of the IT department is there because his supervisor wants him there or is unable to remove him or is incompetent him/herself.
    Therefore, the problem exists at a higher level.

  71. Is this person an effective manager?? by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

    Given that his fifedom is blowing the budget by 100% i would say not.

    Is stuff getting done?? on time ??

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  72. They're all like this by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I worked at a hospital and the two head IT managers were stuck in floppy disk and DOS land. They had no idea what modern technology even was or how it worked let alone why it should be used by us. Some of their comments were so inaccurate and misinformed, I didn't even know how to respond. Now I'm 25 and I'm the head IT manager at a new company. Shocker, we're operating flawlessly and under budget.
    The real problem is HR. They promote someone based on how many years they've been there. That's great for other departments like Shipping and Receiving or Marketing but for IT, the most qualified and informed person needs to be driving that ship.

  73. Lather, rinse, repeat by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    If Dilbert hasn't been able to do it in twenty years, you won't be able to either. Here's how it works: the incompetent IT manager comes in; screws everything up; then leaves for another company right about the time that upper management gets the idea he/she is incompetent. Then they hire a new incompetent IT manager. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  74. They already know what the problem is. by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    What they're looking for is an objective third party to confirm what they know. Focus on what matters to management: cost, productivity and effectiveness of the department. Tell them that when you see this kind of pattern, it's caused by ineffective department management. Interview individual contributors and ask them how decisions are made in their department and what role their manager plays in operations and decision making. Also, ask the IT people what they're working on and how they're going about it and why. Then ask the same questions of the IT manager.

  75. If you're asking on slashdot ... by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    You have the idea of who's incompetent wrong. Look in the mirror.

    Unless you are his/her manager, thats not even your freaking job. Since you're asking here, again I say, clearly you aren't qualified anyway.

    Learn your place, do your job, you aren't as impressive as you think you are.

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  76. Projects by Mr_Plattz · · Score: 1

    Please do not use projects "on time" or "on budget" as a success indicator.

    My current employer nearly always has all projects in "Green". As an underling (now I'm a Manager and yes I appreciate the irony) it was obvious to me that Exchange 2010 doesn't take 3 years to roll out, even for 10,000 users. Lync (just UM, not even Enterprise Voice) isn't a $1.4m project and it shouldn't take 18 months.

    Once a project goes Amber, the PM's just ask for more money or time. Or worse, the Operations Manager kills it so he doesn't look bad. Sadly, he forgets he never delivered the business requirement.

  77. Sounds like he has already be proved incompetent. by wisnoskij · · Score: 1

    "IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry."

    The CFO already knows that the manager is incompetent, as evidenced by him calling in a second party to look into it. Theoretically he has already asked the IT head what the problem is, and got an unsatisfactory answer. I really do not see you obtaining any more evidence about his incompetence than already exists.

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  78. Been there, done that. Multiple times. by Kimomaru · · Score: 1

    Practically every IT manager I've worked with wasn't suited for the task, only a very recent one (who had left a couple of weeks ago, sadly) was the best manager I've ever had, period. The manager before him, however, was particularly awful. If you have a rough situation and you're looking to resolve it, you really have two effective choices;

    1) Just have a meeting the the IT Manager's bosses and tell them straight up. However, some organizations have a problem with trruth, honesty, and straight-fowardness. If this is your company . . .

    2) Send an anonymous email from an outside email account and, if you're particularly paranoid, send it from a public internet cafe or public wi fi. Be clear in the email why you feel you need to tell them anonymously and lay out a very simple case for why things are broken and how they won't be fixed until the manager's replaced. Give real world examples and put dollar amounts on the screw ups.

    Most IT managers are not suited to be managers at all and many aren't even suited to be doing your work. I don't know how they get hired, but the good news is that it's much more difficult for managers to get away with torturing their departments than it used to be. If the rest of your organization is terrific but your only issue is with your manager, be glad - that's not a difficult problem to resolve. If the whole place is broken, you might want to save yourself the trouble and get a better gig.

  79. How does the CFO "deem" what is appropriate? by Andover+Chick · · Score: 1

    A big part of IT issue is the CFO. How exactly does the CFO come up with an "appropriate" number without understanding IT systems?? The CFO is usually the problem himself/herself. For example, continual cost cutting cycles affect the quality of IT, especially related to IT staff. The continual turnover of people not only means that the creators of systems are often not with the firm but also current workers have no incentive to document or create understandable systems (in fact quite the opposite in order to preserve job security).

  80. well.. by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    First, your IT Manager doesn't have to have any technical skills to be competent in his job. Some of the best managers I've had have had no technical skills. They just need to know how to manage, know when people are being strait with them, know who to fire and who to hire... oh, and stay out of my way.

    Second, stay out of it. You're not doing yourself any favors by talking shit about your manager. Your job, believe it or not, is to make your manager happy. Make him look good, and he'll make you look good. If upper management wants to get rid of him, they will, and your input will likely not matter at all to them. If they decide to keep him however, they'll be sure to tell him he has a subordination problem in his department and he needs to deal with you. If you do get a new manager, again, your job is to keep him happy, make him look good. I've learned this the hard way... you don't have to.

    If you continue on the path you seem to be on, you're likely going to be viewed as a drama queen and shown the door the next time they need to thin the herd.

    Good luck.

    1. Re:well.. by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Did you read anything in the summary? This is an outside consultant being asked by the business to solve this exact problem.

  81. Re:How do you get the idiot consultant off my back by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're the IT Manager. You grep the traffic logs for hits on the Slashdot.org story submission form and you associate that with the originating internal IP which was assigned to the consultants laptop on the ouside agency / guest VLAN.

    Wait, why am I having to tell you this? Holy shit, they're both right; It's incompetency all the way down!

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  82. maybe you.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..should try to figure out why he allways goes over the budget and nothing is working right. maybe just maybe the rest of the company are just is to incompetent to tell him what they are looking for...
    kinda like this
    i need to print
    okay, i installed the nearest printer
    no i need to print over there
    okay i installed that printer too
    but its not in colour
    okay we bought a new printer for this department as you wish to print in colour ...oh man we are so over budget because it did a bad job and i couldnt print right for weeks! fire the head of it fast!

  83. Process of elimination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The job of the techies is to exercise their technical skills.

    The job of the manager is to do everything else.

    If the techies are (for the most part) doing their job, then the only alternative is the manager.

    One caveat: I have seen situations where the upper execs have unrealistic expectations of the IT Manager (expect IT to do more for less to an unreasonable degree). In this case, it could be the CFO who is mistaken, and the dept. is under-funded.

  84. From a guy who used to do this professionally by charnov · · Score: 1

    I was a contractor for over a decade as a "hatchet man" to come in when large projects were in serious trouble, fix the project and then usually do an after action report which many times included firing people.

    My recommendations:
    1.) Hire someone like me to do this and completely side step the politics and anger that will come with dealing with this. Trust me on this. Get as far away from this as possible.
    2.) On the question of evaluating IT budgets... current thinking is about 5.2% of the yearly gross of the business goes to IT but that's an average.

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  85. Maybe you should have known this already by sirwired · · Score: 1

    Why did you take this job if you can't answer this question yourself? Sounds to me like you oversold your skills.

  86. If they use $20 MBA words by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    Having been in such situations, when any sort of lower/middle manager starts using $20 MBA buzzwords such as "The Cloud" or "Webinar" (that one is like nails on a chalkboard to me), be afraid.

    A better way is to read Dilbert on a daily basis. As soon as you start to think Scott Adams works at your company, you're in for a rough ride.

  87. Root cause by Spazmania · · Score: 1

    You do a root cause analysis on a selection of IT's failures. After you sort through the proximate causes, see if justifiable case can be made for management error as the root causes. If yes, the presentation is: I analyzed several failures and it all tracks back to Joe.

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  88. Hire one. by poofmeisterp · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, to HR, most people with more business college experience than actual hands-on technical knowledge are the cream of the crop for management of technical minds.

    Funny, I had one job where a techie was placed in management. His hair went grey in 5 years and he always wanted to seclude himself from people. He spent more time in Outlook, on the phone, in meetings, and traveling than he did touching his keyboard for tech work, but damn was he good when he could. Basically, management pulled him away from tech work. Coincidentally, those in management always wanted to know what those "darn tech idiots were doing" and spent more time and money on Six-Sigma and meeting about possible current and future activities rather than, you know, asking any techs or having them in the meetings. I'm straying from the answer now... The answer to the article's question is (humorously) in the subject line of my reply.

    Lather, rinse, repeat.

  89. Wait a minute... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

    Your IT person is incompetent because he has been accepting input from his staff and acting upon it? OMG, you better put a stop to that!

    Without even knowing the situation in your company, here is where I would start. Take the two or three most recently failed or late projects. Look at the project goals and requirements and look at the budget that was allocated/approved. Was the project really doable at that level of funding? If yes, then, look for specific reasons why it failed, and not just technical reasons. There could be supply chain problems. There could be interference from other departments. There could be design changes along the way, etc. If the answer was no, the funding was not adequate, then look into how the funding amount came into existence. Was this the amount the manager asked for, or was this what was given to the project and it had to be made to work?

    Very often, it is easy to blame the IT manager or department, when the obstacles to have a successful project are outside their control. However, from the title of the summary, it sounds like the decision has already been made that the person in question is incompetent and you are just looking for a way to prove it. Usually, incompetence doesn't need to be proven, it is self-evident. So then, maybe he/she really isn't incompetent and the problem lies elsewhere.

  90. Joel Test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you looked at the Joel Test: http://developers.slashdot.org/story/10/12/26/1424243/joel-test-updated

    When I want to rule out development contractors that have gotten their foot in my door via nepotism I use that as a polite objective metric for rejection.

  91. A Heuristic Argument by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If there indeed were any objective method to determine whether a manager (of any field) is competent or not, it would already be employed: we would see a trend over time of incompetent managers being detected and removed. Instead, we observe that incompetence tends to accrete in management over time; ergo, no such method exists.

  92. IT leadership is about communication and people by Masarand · · Score: 1

    A head of IT doesn't necessarily have to run projects, let along write code. What they do have to do is understand the business and IT well enough engage senior managers and set a direction that moves the organisation forward and improves efficiency. Once the direction is set your head needs to have the soft skills to get people aligned with it. The key skills are the ability to communicate (at every level), set a clear direction, motivate and develop people, build a strong organisation. Somewhere in that strong organisation there needs to be people who create processes (ITSM) and know how to run projects (programme office). Among other things I'd be inclined to do is assess staff satisfaction in the IT department. Very broadly, if they are hate their jobs and their bosses it's extremely likely that they have poor leadership. This is a bit different if the organisation is small (rather than medium), of course.

  93. Hot Shots by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Lackey: Boss, this employee is trying to prove you are incompetent!
    Boss: I can prove that as well as he can.

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  94. I.T. malpractice by mbaGeek · · Score: 1

    I agree with everyone who has said some version of "hire a consultant" to evaluate the situation.

    Since you were "asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective" - I'm assuming that you are the consultant they hired

    Think of your job as proving "I.T. malpractice" - with the specific role of proving "I.T. negligence." The manager was negligent if they weren't "reasonably skillful and careful" - which you can prove by taking those "countless projects that are overly complex, don't function as needed, and are incredibly expensive" and explaining what a "skilled and careful" professional would have attempted (i.e. the simple, cost effective, solution)

    calling the manager "incompetent" isn't much better than saying that they are "stupid" (both of which may be true - but are hard to objectively prove).

    the company might want to keep the manager around for some reason (*cough* nepotism *cough*) so the preferred solution might mean getting the manager "trained up" (.. and I'm guessing that they don't want to fire the manager - or they would have done that by now...)

    of course ymmv, ianal, and all those other acronyms - here is a place to start for the theory

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  95. Delegation by PPH · · Score: 1

    the 'head of IT' has no modern technological skills, and has been parroting what his subordinates have told him without question.

    It is also a sign of good management when responsibilities are delegated to subordinates. And input is sought from the people actually doing the work. Here, you might have a case where this has gone overboard due to management incompetence or a clique of buddies lead by the boss. Its up to senior management, or the board of directors to sort this stuff out.

    If IT is a major cost center of your company, it is screwed. But this isn't always the case (if its not a part of your product or service). If it represents a small cost, even though it may be over budget, senior management may not care. They might view it as a 'hobby shop' for their buddies. So now, you have to ask yourself if working in such an environment is worthwhile.

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  96. Re:How do you get the idiot consultant off my back by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

    Holy shit, they're both right; It's incompetency all the way down!

    It is bidirectional! It is incompetence all the way up as well as all the way down!

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  97. The only test is what the results show by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do or die. If incompetent, replace with a manager, not a bullshitter.

  98. powerpoint? by jehan60188 · · Score: 1

    you could prepare a powerpoint presentation to show his superiors. managers love powerpoint presentations.
    or excel. managers love excel, because it looks like something related to money

  99. fire the cfo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate"
    because the CFO is competent enough to judge the appropriate budget of IT.

  100. Document everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Document in detail everything he does, everything you do, and all conversations including ones at the coffee pot/hallway.

  101. That's a solved problem by Minwee · · Score: 1

    Just follow this helpful online guide to dealing with management and all of your problems will go away. Well, for two weeks. And there may be some additional legal entanglements if you're not careful.

  102. Re:How do you get the idiot consultant off my back by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi I am the head of IT of a midsize company and the management has called in this consultant. He is convinced my pointy haired bosses that my budget is twice the size and I an too naive and gullible and merely parrot my staff's opinions to the management. This consultant is so incompetent he is asking for advice in slashdot. How do I get him off my back, and demonstrate his incompetence to the PHBs?

    Are the management consultants that were sent onto your site named Bob Slydell and Bob Porter? Are they thinking that slacker Peter Gibbons should be promoted and given as many as 4 direct reports?

  103. Re:The truth is concrete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Managers should be appointed by the district Soviet and recallable by direct vote of the workers. They should be fed lots of corn and sometimes a melon or a sausage if they are good. If they are bad, spray them with the hose on their noses! Otherwise they will not learn. Also, USA is the shittiest country and everyone who likes USA is a moron. China is the greatest! Also North Korea is awesome fuck lying American war propaganda!

    I learned earlier in life that when you speak freely and address ideas or incidents with good data, you are either lying law enforcement or an intelligent individual who is about to be flogged or talked down to. For some reason I keep on presenting truthful information and being yelled at or made fun of.

  104. also add it a real apprentice system to IT that wi by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    also add it a real apprentice system to IT that will get real training as well.

  105. The CFO is Incompetent by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    The answer is that the CFO is incompetent for having not already figured this out for himself.
    They both need to go.

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  106. You only need to ask this manager one question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How much time to actually spend on these TPS Reports?"

  107. Are you sure it isnt you? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    You're an outside consultant right?

    Jeezus just take the CEO aside and recommend the guy gets fired.
    I'm concerned you're even asking this.....arent you sure of your own abilities enough to accurately confirm this guy is the real problem? Have you considered that it might be YOU who has the position they dont have the skills to perform well in?

  108. Off budget? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

    Isn't the budget previously approved? If the head of IT ran his dept within the approved budget, whether it was 0.5X or 10X industry norm, does it really matter?

    Senior management *APPROVED* the budget and he stuck to it, end of story.

  109. Use the tried and true method. by Virtucon · · Score: 0

    I believe in the Monty Python Witch Test methodology for determining how to expose bad managers and management.

    If the manager burns, then he's made of wood.

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  110. It takes two to tango by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How Do You Prove an IT Manager Is Incompetent?

    You don't. You walk away. That has always been my suggestion whenever someone has to come to a point of having to prove his/her manager is incompetent. OTH, your situation is quite unique because you have been tasked with root-causing an IT department's woes. That is quite a pickle you have there.

    "I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry.

    Based on what? Your description of the situation hints to some very interesting, poisonous dynamics within that company. Sounds more like scapegoating that problem solving to me.

    After just a little scratching, it has become quite clear that the 'head of IT' has no modern technological skills, and has been parroting what his subordinates have told him without question. (This has led to countless projects that are overly complex, don't function as needed, and are incredibly expensive.)

    Well, this will also tell me that the subordinates are incompetent either. Subordinates should be competent enough to provide sound technical advice. They might not have the middle-to-upper company view to make IT and enterprise architecture decisions (which can lead to unnecessary complexity at the "macro" level.)

    However, and barring significant managerial interference and politics, they should be competent enough to keep things efficient, workable and sufficiently simple within their own silos. Rarely you will ever see a situation as the one described being solely the result of an incompetent IT manager.

    One could argue that the "parroting" was in essence supporting what his subordinates were passing to him. True that a manager of IT should be capable to tell from the technical factual to the bullshit, at least from a 10k foot view. But he is also expected to rely on his (supposedly) trustworthy subordinates.

    IT manager -> strategy.

    subordinate -> tactical.

    Doesn't matter how good an IT manager is. If the subordinates are shit, no manager will ever be able to compensate for that (and viceversa.) I'm not saying that the IT manager in question is worthless. I'm saying that if the inherent complexity is due to him parroting what his subordinates passed to him, then the subordinates are shit as well.

    SORRY. IT. TAKES. TWO. TO. TANGO.

    How can one objectively illustrate that a person doesn't have the knowledge sufficient to run a department?

    You are going to have to prove that key (and yet poor) decisions have been made by this person consistently and continuously. Decisions that are/were self-evidently poor ones. Passing/parroting poor decisions all the way up should be enough to illustrate that. The corollary of this, however, is that you will also be demonstrating that incompetence runs vertically deep.

    How can you salvage that. I don't know. But if you lay the blame sorely on the IT manager, then you are not solving, you are scape goating.

    The head of IT doesn't necessarily need to know how to write code, so a coding test serves no purpose,

    No. If you think that, I don't believe you are technically competent to make these kind of evaluations. You might not need to know to develop software with the specific stacks being used. But you have to have some type of development knowledge (either from direct experience as a developer or indirectly as, say, a DBA or network administratior, for example.)

    but should be able to run a project.

    Here we are conflating the role of head of IT with the one of a project manager. This is ok for small companies, but for mid-size companies and up, you better separate the two. If this mid-size company does n

    1. Re:It takes two to tango by plover · · Score: 1

      This situation smells strongly of scapegoat, but perhaps not the scapegoat you're thinking of.

      "It's a trap!"

      Think about the IT manager. This is someone who already has the job, and who influenced the boss enough to get that job. Pointing out that he's incompetent will be perceived as a slap in the face by all those who have backed him so far.

      Be prepared to be placed in direct conflict with not only him, but the executive leadership. And unless you have evidence of actual malfeasance, the incumbents almost always win the case when the Old Boys' Network is the judge and jury.

      This is one of those situations that has no winners. If you're already stuck in the middle of it, start polishing your resume and emailing everyone you know on LinkedIn.

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    2. Re:It takes two to tango by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

      This situation smells strongly of scapegoat, but perhaps not the scapegoat you're thinking of.

      "It's a trap!"

      Think about the IT manager. This is someone who already has the job, and who influenced the boss enough to get that job. Pointing out that he's incompetent will be perceived as a slap in the face by all those who have backed him so far.

      Be prepared to be placed in direct conflict with not only him, but the executive leadership. And unless you have evidence of actual malfeasance, the incumbents almost always win the case when the Old Boys' Network is the judge and jury.

      This is one of those situations that has no winners.

      Nice angle. I forgot that also happens exactly as you said.

      If you're already stuck in the middle of it, start polishing your resume and emailing everyone you know on LinkedIn.

      Bingo. Situations like these have "ZOMG GTFO!!!" written all over it. Nothing good ever come out of such situations. And who in his sane mind would work under such conditions if they can avoid it?

  111. Try Project Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every manager should have a clear plan, be able to evaluate (read drive) its progress, employ more resources if necessary and report a clear status to all the stakeholders.

    Its not rocket science, hey..hang on...maybe it is rocket science after all.

    Figure what should be done, write the plan, monitor progress, use the grey cells to put contingencies into the plan when/if necessary and keep everyone happy, motivated and delighted with your performance.

    If that all fails, then fGs, cover your own ass!

  112. And by the way by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    This has scapegoating written all over it. I could be wrong, but I've seen enough of these (never directly affected but just as an outside observer) to come to this conclusion.

  113. Many kinds of competence by r2kordmaa · · Score: 1

    He might be incompetent in managing, but you better be damn sure you are more competent than him in office politics before you start anything. Are there senior employees who share your viewpoint and are willing to say so? Make sure the manager is not a drinking buddy with higher ranking managers. If you are just a newcomer and he has worked at the post for years, keep your nose out of it alltogether. Office politics are whole different game, and better for you if you never get involved in it.

  114. Re:The same way you prove any other department hea by llib_xoc · · Score: 1

    Something that I did as a manager was to have an HR person that everyone trusted be the recipient of anonymous evaluations. Can't remember who made up the questionnaire - I think that I and the HR person collaborated. Then HR summarized the results and I had some good info.
    I think that every manager's review process should include such a subordinate evaluation. You may be able to "manage up" and keep a good reputation with your bosses, but it's hard IMO to fool your subordinates.

  115. Another thing by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1
    Another thing that bothers me is this.

    I have been asked by a medium-sized business to help them come to grips with why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry.

    What does that mean anyways? More important metrics would be the number of bugs introduced, number of fixes per month, number of successful deployments. Similarly, across the organization, how do different departments categorize their requirements (what is the percentage of new requirements that are considered as non-negotiable priorities, do departments force requirement changes in the middle of development, etc?)

    One can easily run with twice the budget if every other department is dicking around with impossible-to-manage dynamics. Furthermore, budget costs is only one metric. What about savings? You can easily put a number on the cost of a bug defect (downtime, man hours, loss of salary by employees being idle due to downtime, etc.) So a reduction or absence of defects translates to savings by not incurring into them. Then you compare that against budget costs.

    If the CFO or you didn't look into that angle in an objective, quantifiable manner, then this is seriously scapegoating.

  116. Incompetence is everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, incompetence is prevalent. That being said, an IT manager needs to manage resources. Any knowledge they have is valuable but not 100% necessary. I have always defined a technical manager as someone who picks up on things each day and a non technical manager as someone who closes their ears and refuses to even try an understand 'all that tech jargon'.

    I seriously doubt that it is appropriate on any level to try and 'expose' this person as incompetent. There is a strategy called 'managing up', which sounds like what you are interested in but it usually backfires. If the incompetence obvious to you then it is obvious to others. (or maybe your perception is off?)

    I have been in a management role before and I know first hand that managers are the last to get any credit and the first to take criticism. It is truly harder than it looks and most of the time it is a thankless job.

    If anything you should take some classes and apply for the IT manager position. Walk a mile in their shoes and get back to us here on Slashdot when you find out how easy it is and how everyone who works for you is a huge fan of yours and how your projects all go perfectly now that you are in charge.

    It can be frustrating when you are so exceptional that you can determine your superior is inferior. You can go somewhere else and find a similar situation eventually or you can move into the position yourself. Optionally you may just grow out of it when you realize that some people come off as incompetent for many different reasons. In real life you may not be able to change everything you think is wrong just because you have a title. Some are truly incompetent and Darwin's theory will eventually take care of that. Others appear incompetent but may not be that bad. (be careful what you wish for, you may find that there are worst possibilities or worst yet you may have to do that job yourself)

    One thing to keep in mind is that it is not illegal or immoral to put someone who is less than qualified in a position. Also, if you are feeling like you are struggling in your career and not on top of your game you are stretching and growing into a position. (that is a good place to be as long as that feeling is temporary) Upper management may love the work being done and any effort you make to work against them may be perceived as sabotage. (that doesn't look good on anyone)

    My advice is to be careful with this. Tipping the scales of opinion is very passive aggressive. Confront him/her on specific item that you disagree with in real time. Pick your battles wisely and handle this one on one. (not in a group setting) We all have to work with people and we are not going to agree all of the time.

    Say things to their face in a respectful and professional way. Choose your words wisely as managers are very busy contrary to popular belief and based on your tone and overall message you can quickly discredit yourself and define yourself as a problem if you are not careful. A better way may be to carefully craft an email explaining your position. Read it several times and search for things that could be taken wrong. Edit and correct until it is professional enough and concise enough that no matter who it was forwarded to the message is clear and cannot be misconstrued. The goal is correct a specific item, not to discredit, blame or otherwise put someone on the defensive. (avoid sarcasm!!)

    Looking for ways to discredit someone above you is a bad idea and not necessary for reasons I explained above. Things like this tend to take care of themselves if they are bad enough.

    Techies get attitudes. (we all do to some extent) We get frustrated because we know so much and are so much smarter than everyone. (at least we think we are) Don't let your ego get the best of you. You can and will be replaced if you can't play nice with others. Don't paint yourself out to be a techie/bully type. Slashdot doesn't have an answer for you on how to overthrow your leadership. My advice is to walk a mile in their

  117. Bad Project Management: Scope Creep by David_Hart · · Score: 1

    It sounds like the problem has to do with management of the corporate projects and scope creep. Scope creep is where a project has a defined set of goals that need to be met but then are expanded as additional "needs" are identified, usually mid-project. This results in overly complicated and wildly over budget projects.

    My guess is that the IT Manager needs to either hire a good project manager or needs training in project management. It's also important for the organization to adopt good project management processes and for upper management, including managers on the business side, to understand these processes.

    If the projects are being outsourced, you need to stay on top of the contractors. They need to understand that any functionality changes needs to go through a formal approval process. You also need to build in payments at project milestones and penalties if they are missed. Otherwise they will be happy to keep expanding the project as that means a bigger paycheck for them.

    You also should look at the proposed solutions being submitted to the IT manager. If these are purely IT projects (i.e. Email, Network Management, etc.) coming from IT, then it's possible that the solutions being proposed are not being scaled correctly for the current size of the company. Sometimes management gives direction to IT to build projects that can scale to a company much bigger than they currently are.

  118. Offer them more money to spend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offer them more money to spend, If they don't take it, they are Incompetent as a Manager

  119. Re: The Peter Principle by Khopesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Peter Principle is a proposition that states that the members of an organization where promotion is based on achievement, success, and merit, will eventually be promoted beyond their level of ability

    Hm, interesting. I like the characterization, and perhaps it explains my current employer's angle on promotions: step one is to excel and display mastery of your current responsibilities (the Peter Principle) while step two is to successfully operate at the level the promotion would award. This is especially useful to the employer in that they have such candidates working (or trying to work) at a higher level than they are paid. I don't think this works without step two.

    It works even better when the promotion comes with a bonus to compensate for the time the worker "should" have been in the new position (so s/he doesn't feel taken advantage of).

    (Interestingly, this step two isn't mentioned on the wikipedia article. Instead, its second corollary, which is basically the beginning of step two, states that training should happen before the promotion. Close, but not necessarily strong enough; knowing duties and being able to satisfactorily perform them are two different things.)

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  120. Proof of Incompetence: their job title by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    The use of "IT" in the job title is debatable. But the word "Manager" is a dead giveaway for Incompetence.
    The Dilbert principle

  121. Some more info: (From the submitting Coward) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The CEO and management are all aware that this guy has to go, but have a problem. IT was ignored as an inefficient and overly priced group for many years, but it was accepted as there were more pressing items in need of attention, or profitability made it easier to accept. Now that they have time to properly address the situation, the problem became clear immediately, but they are saddled by a decade of acceptance of the norm and a lack of specific documentation of each failure along the way. Wanting to avoid any chance of a lawsuit, new failures have been well documented and dissatisfaction has been communicated, but there is still a long period of "favorable" reviews for what were unfavorable results. Broken deadlines, missing features, and cost overruns are all objective measures that show current problems. Are there other metrics, or procedures, that can show that a lack of aptitude will lead to future failures, and that the most recent failures aren't unique? (Again, on paper, there were no failures for a very long time. Months could be spent on digging up old contracts, invoices, and emails that may exist, but that is clearly not ideal.) As always, there have been some great commenters from Slashdotters below. Any more would be appreciated.

    1. Re:Some more info: (From the submitting Coward) by mbkennel · · Score: 2

      Why are you sure the problems are "lack of aptitude"? Systemic failures also can result from business units not cooperating sufficiently with IT.

      "(Again, on paper, there were no failures for a very long time)"

      How about taking the old paper results, and asking some long-timers both in, and out of IT, if they agree or disagree with the characterization on paper, and ask them to explain why.

  122. ask them where the DataCenter is?? by bmullan.mail · · Score: 1

    Ask him where the servers store all their data?
    Ask him which Linux server is running the Microsoft Office?

  123. THEY YOU US HIM HE SHE IT WTF???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THEY hired YOU to fire HIM and you want US to help YOU fire HIM..... I think YOU are incompetent as well and THEY should fire BOTH of you.

    1. Re:THEY YOU US HIM HE SHE IT WTF???? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      And then THEY should fire THEMSELVES for not fixing the problem THEMSELVES long ago.

  124. Start with expected results by dbc · · Score: 1

    You should help the IT manager's manager articulate his/her expectations of how the department should be run. Your value add here is to make sure the expectations are acievable by a competent IT manager, are actually useful results for the organization, and to the extent possible, objectively measureable. If the expectations can be clearly articulated, then the offending manager either measures up (which is a win) or he is fired for cause (also a win). That's assuming the IT manager's manager has it in him to fire somebody.

  125. Is it the head of IT, or the CFO? by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 2

    First off, the budget should be a non-issue. All the CFO's saying there is "IT's more expensive than I think it should be.". Well, that's usually the case. Not because IT's spending too much, but because non-IT management often underestimates how much IT really costs. And in any case, budgeting is the CFO's field. He shouldn't need to be bringing in outside consultants to handle that. I'd push that part aside for later.

    As for the head of IT lacking technical skills and "parroting" what his technical people tell him, WTF? First, the head of IT isn't a technical person. He can't be completely oblivious, but his job's mostly organizing things and interacting with management. He has technical people under him who know the technology and are supposed to be giving him advice on the technical details. And it's considered a problem when he's listening to them and taking their advice? Sorry, as a technical person my first reaction is that the problem there isn't with the head of IT, it's with the outsider who's saying the head of IT should be ignoring and not trusting his own technical people.

    Now, the IT department being ineffective, that's a valid point to look at. But by what metrics? What are they being expected to do, what resources are they being given to do it, and where and how are they failing to get the job done? If the CFO's moaning about costs, have you considered that the IT department may be being asked to do a lot and then not be being given the resources (budget, staff headcount, training, software packages, documentation, support contracts) needed to do the job? All too often I've seen IT departments where management's cut staffing by 50%, doubled the amount of work they want done, and then been shocked when projects don't meet deadline or fail completely. If the head of IT's really responsible for the failures, you should be able to lay out the resource allocation vs. the project load and show the failures. That's where I'd start my research. And I wouldn't start by assuming any particular cause, I can't judge that until I've gotten the information laid out.

    As far as the IT department being loathed, again I'd start by asking why. More often than I can count I've found myself on the receiving end of vitriol from other departments because I'm forcing them to get work done by the deadline they promised when they really don't want to do it. I've also found my self on the receiving end of similar vitriol when someone in Marketing has promised a new feature or product and I won't back down from a position of "We're already at 150% resource allocation. If you want this new project done by the deadline you specified, we need to postpone at least 3 other projects to free up the needed time and resources. Which 3 do you want us to postpone?". If IT's loathed by other departments, first start by figuring out whether they're loathed because they're being jerks, or merely because they're doing their jobs and other departments don't like it when they don't get their way. If it's the former, then HR and not the CFO needs to be involved. If it's the latter, then it's the other departments that need talked to about what their responsibilities and obligations are.

  126. I'll take a stab at an answer by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Since there's not a lot of actual response to the O/P....

    First, I'd document why no other department likes them: get statements not just from dept heads, but users - one manager, maybe two users in each other dept that say they have a problem with IT.

    Talk to the manager, and get him to talk about why he thinks other depts don't like IT, and why his dept has had deadline and budget problems.

    Then discuss with the lower level managers and/or team leads about several (three each?) projects they've been involved with, and what the big issues were that kept them from succeeding.

    Finally, maybe, talk to the IT manager again, and this time you'll have some points (I don't think I have to tell you not to bring up he said/she said, or personal issues) to ask him about, and get his response. Most managers I've known want to talk... and in this case, he may give you enough rope to hang him out to dry.

                          mark

  127. "The files on the FTP site are in the wrong order" by Nexzus · · Score: 1

    was actually uttered by a middle IT manager at my last job. I gave her the look you're probably thinking I did - halfway between dumbstruck and stifling a hearty laugh.

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  128. Re: The Peter Principle by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

    This rates interesting, but I have no points today...

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  129. Not so Black and White by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read this as "CFO sees his/her money going down the toilet and wants to know why. CFO is also aware of comments questioning the competence of the IT Manager".

    My opinion is that the CFO just wants to know whats happened to their money and either because they are too busy (read as "doesn't want to get involved in an investigation", which really means 'I don't want to deal with the human side') and they have brought you in (or someone else) to deal with it.

    In my experience, these things are not always straight forward.

    It could be that the Manager isn't so technical and relies on his staff for advise (for which may possibly suck) and he/she goes with it (as she/he doesn't know any better), but the Manager is generally fine at other aspects of Management (see other people's advice on how to measure that).

    It could be that his staff, or one of his staff have an axe to grind and possibly want his position, so are deliberately feeding him/her duff advise to trip them up, or are simply moaning to his/her managers because they simply don't like him/her and want them fired.

    It could also be the same coming down from the top.

    You should keep your eyes wide open and investigate all areas before just telling the CFO that the Manager sucks (with no evidence to back it up).

  130. Manager versus leader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This word "incompetent" is a pretty strong word, which is very contextual. In evaluating this guy, your job is also in effect, to decide what that word means and how it applies to this guy.

    Is he "competent" as an IT manager? Perhaps he mostly is. Of course it doesn't sound like he takes the job to the next level or is doing much in the way of leadership or has much vision of his own. But he may not be allowed such freedom, and as simlpy a manager, he may be very competent. He might be a very effective buffer between the executives and the workers, receiving change orders and.tracking their implementation, etc. Does the CIO really want an IT manager who has the balls to say to his face, that he's completely wrong? Is so, this needs to be communicated by the CIO to the IT manager who probably perceives his job as one of keeping things moving without rocking the boat.

    The overbudget problems may be not the fault of one guy, but are more likely a systemic problem with how top management and other departments relate to IT, and what the expectations are. IT can provide a timeline, but if top management keeps inserting top priority items at the 1 and 2 week deadline level, then the manager is not really responsible for the timelines he produces. In such a scenario, anything scheduled beyond 6 months may never get done (and 18 month backlogs of projects are pretty typical in IT.)

    If there is an adversarial relationship with IT being "loathed by other departments," then there is basically no joy to be had for the IT folks showing off how talented they really are.

    I'll tell you a secret. If you want a real indicator of whether the IT manager is bringing actual talent and vision to the table, find out whether he is seeing synergies in the backlog of unstarted projects and secretly designing or implementing them in such a way that one project often directly facilitate one or more other projects on the list.

    Strategy and vision. He may still have it, even if nobody else can see it.

  131. How about learn your job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're bitching how he listens to his subordinates, but your submitting to slashdot...

  132. Peter Principle yes - but who gets fired? by business_kid · · Score: 1

    I accept the Peter Principle logic.It was also in Gilbert & Sullivan's 'Pinafore' "When I was a lad," etc. The chief of the navy had never been to sea. I'm just wondering who should be fired - the IT manager or consultant. You are a consultant being paid big bucks. You are eminently expendable. You see the facts, and 1. Don't know what to do. 2. Can't assess incompetence. 3. Need to ask total strangers for advice Why on earth did they hire you?? :-)) I know little about software, and less about management. I would report as follows: A. Initial goals and target budgets of recent projects vs finished results, (They wanted X - they got q). Compare with 'going rate' for subcontracting same. B. Reasons in the company for poor relations with IT dept. What do the other workers say? C. Analysis of the working spirit of each IT employee and opinions as to what contributes to poor environment. No names - a table with %s. D, Capital expenditure critique. E. Work practise critique. My son is a senior developer; he writes a test for his code, writes the code, and tests it. Messy, but bug free. F. Steps in place to: save money; check project meets goals; rein in developers wanting to add unnecessary crap or rewrite interfaces with no advantage; budget checks, etc.. G. Lastly, interview the IT manager and find an appropriate alternative post for him in the company if possible. Can he do Java? Manage the office? Train noobs? The company are more likely to act if they can offer alternative employment. Write your conclusions. Then scatter your conclusions in the report like spice so when they look at the conclusions they are not surprised. Take care with the executive summary - it's all most of them will read. Make it long enough and jargon free. Now you've consulted us for free on how to earn your money. We have told you. Give something back to charity.

  133. Bit more to it than that. by Jaywalk · · Score: 1

    If the submitter found the cause of the problem with "a little scratching" I doubt that the ones who hired him are in the dark as to what the problem is. What they need is outside confirmation that absolves them of responsibility. It may be productive to create a list of best practices for IT managers (preferably one from a generally accepted outside source) and see how the guy stacks up. If you want places to look for this, I suggest you start with CIO Magazine and maybe get a book or two on the subject. (Here is one. There are plenty of others.)

    Just keep in mind that, if it works out, you might find yourself making a career of this. There is no dearth of incompetent IT managers out there, nor of bosses looking for a good excuse to give them the axe. Whether they deserve it or not.

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  134. The larger issue. by cfsops · · Score: 1

    Presumably, the others who own/run this medium-sized business are the ones who've asked you to help them "come to grips" with the conclusions they've already drawn. In my opinion, they are the bigger part of the problem. They're the ones who put this "head of IT" in place in the first place and they are the ones who have allowed the situation to spin so far out of control that they feel the need to call in someone from the outside to "fix" it. The latter is the real issue: it appears that, regardless of gender, they lack the requisite man-parts to dismiss the "head of IT" who they have such a problem with and they're looking for someone else to do the "dirty work". The IT person is the least of the problems for this medium-sized business. Le roi est mort, vive le roi!

  135. That's everywhere. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just described what most companies think about their IT department.

    The CFO, pffft.

    The CFO should not be on top of the IT department, most places are making this switch.

    The other departments probably have unreasonable demands, can't do a damn thing without the IT deapartment holding their hands. And then they complain about them. Sounds like a great place to work.

    Anyway, places like this, it will always be the same. Bashing on IT is part of the culture at this place. You can replace the team 3 times and won't see a difference. At that point they will outsource for 10 times the money, get 10 times less service, spend more money to bring it back in house. You don't know what you got till its gone!

    Anyway, IT guys, don't play into this bullshit. We are special. We don't care about other peoples day to day. They get paid to run the damn business, we get paid to run computers. They just want to make us look like other departments. They are just jealous. We live in our own little world, do whatever the hell we want, and ignore the rest of the company as much as we can (when they aren't calling us at 2 am the sky is falling the sky is falling the password is broken)

  136. bullshit by Tom · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit on this one.

    If you were really hired by a medium-size company, you would be professional enough to a) not require advise from /. on the very stuff you're being paid for and b) would not post any details of a job on a public forum, with our without names.

    My best guess is that you're in the IT department and don't like your boss, and the imaginary consultant is someone who you hope/dream/fantasize about. Not judging you, we've all been there. IT management is notoriously incompetent, and if you haven't had at least one boss in your career who was utterly and completely a result of the Peter Principle, then you haven't had much of a career, yet. :-)

    But please, don't take your fellow geeks for fools, we aren't.

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  137. Perhaps we are missing the point by khb · · Score: 1

    Yes, as many have noted.... client organization unhappiness and excess spend are objective metrics which call into question what's going on.

    But ... dig deeper.... are the client organizations behaving rationally or are they constantly asking for change after change? Obviously the organization is dysfunctional ... but is it the IT director, the entire IT department or the organization as a whole?

    If it IS the IT director... I imagine the issue he's(or she) has been there for a long time; HR will want "proof" that replacing them isn't age discrimination or any such thing. If the client organizations are healthy and have reasonable expectations and your impression of the "line worker" IT folks is good, perhaps you need to have a heart to heart with the IT director. If he is "parroting" what his staff tell him, he's made some poor hires. He may even understand that, but lack clues as to how to hire better. See if they are rational, and self-aware enough to recognize their limitations and work with he/she/it to hire someone to be the "technical honcho" ... chances are the IT director wouldn't have gotten the job and kept it so long if they didn't have good relationships with the executive staff. That DOES have value. Leverage it, and help them improve ... if they are capable of it.

    Just sacking someone is seldom enough; they will have built up an empire of mixed wood (some dead, some living, some actually thriving) and you need to help them prune and fertilize ... not just toss the whole tree away (unless, of course, their entire IT department really could be replaced with SaaS and IaaS and have done with it).

    The details of the organization and people matter.

    As earlier posters noted, if this is all news to you, you might not be the right consultant.

  138. Don't get personal by edelbrp · · Score: 1

    Red flags go off in my head when you say 'prove X is incompetent'. You've already loaded the deck against a person and that's not fair. Even if you can narrow down the source of problems being related to what goes across the desk of this particular company's position, there can be many other reasons besides 'the manager is incompetent'. It could be company culture which undermines that position. It could be that the subordinates are the ones who actually need training, and sure, maybe the manager needs more training. Pointing a finger at somebody and listing a laundry list of 'proof' that they are incompetent isn't going to solve anything. I get the impression that you might have been hired because of your technical ability but are now in the position of trying to solve a personnel problem which might be a bit out of your depth. The company may even already did their which hunt and just want to use you to justify firing the guy(?). I'd say walk away. Don't be that external consultant who was hired to recommend sacking a guy, it never ends well. At best, it's just bad karma, at worst you would have made an enemy for life who could make his goal in life to make you miserable. It's not worth it. It's the company's own responsibility to determine who is a bad employee and clean their own house.

  139. Pot calling the kettle black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are you getting paid for by this company?

    If you we're brought in to make this assessment, your post points to your incompetence in this field.

  140. Re: The Peter Principle by cyberchondriac · · Score: 3, Informative

    It works even better when the promotion comes with a bonus to compensate for the time the worker "should" have been in the new position (so s/he doesn't feel taken advantage of).

    Yeah, because this actually happens..
    If you can do the job for less, guess what.. you're stuck there. And most likely, a supervisor is going to pat themselves on the back, and showcase to their superiors their "ability" to get subordinates to do more work for less, as an example of their shining managerial skills and beneficence to the company, and also as a good reason why they (not you) should get a raise.
    I hate to be such a cynic, but I've seen what I've seen.

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    Look back up at my post, now look back down, you're on the Internet. Now look back up. I'm a signature.
  141. Don't fight the boss by shentino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Chances are this IT boss is being protected somehow.

    I know of one guy who got a new car every time he got a complaint of sexual harassment. He basically bullied the company into coughing up a car by threatening a lawsuit for slander/libel if they didn't make it go away. He gets a new car and the complainer gets fired.

    As a consultant you should be thankful you're not in the chain of command.

    Please, use your position of safety to be candid and ruthless in your evaluation. Document whatever you can and leave it in the hands of whoever hired you. This director needs sacked.

  142. Re:also add it a real apprentice system to IT that by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I have been fortunate in my career that I have had a series of real mentors who have been there to guide me through the various challenges that come up in IT consulting. Now that I am a manager, I foster the same kind of master / apprentice relationship with my employees. I am there to help them become competent IT professionals. They are there to help me keep the systems functioning and the users happy. I make everything happen by giving them responsibilities and tasks to accomplish, then being there for them as a resource if they get stuck.

    In the process, I pass along to them the good habits that I have learned. I also try to point out some of the pitfalls that I have fallen into over the course of my career so that they can avoid them.

    In my mind, a good IT manager needs a few key proficiencies.

    1. They must have tech skills. The skills do not necessarily need to be current, but they need the fundamentals. They need to have successfully implemented projects across all the layers of the stack, from the physical, through the network, up into the OS and application layers. They have to have developed these skills in the trenches where they were facing deadlines and user expectations.

    2. They must have business acumen. This is not always easy to develop. At the very least, they have to understand where IT fits within the organization that they work for. They have to understand and be able to make the case for why the business needs to continue spending money on IT. If they cannot do this, they will never be an effective part of the organization and will constantly be undermined by others who do not understand the importance of IT to the organization.

    3. They must have people skills. As I have been finding out, not everyone you work with is a rock star. The same goes for employees. Some will be self starters who will do a great job. Others need a lot of mentoring and might have a crappy attitude. A manager needs to be able to assess people's strengthens and weaknesses, assign tasks accordingly, and come up with ways to retain the rock star employees, while also giving the mediocre employees a path to improve their skills and personal value.

  143. He's not leaving if family or close friend by Bratch · · Score: 1

    Nothing is going to happen if he is related to someone in upper management, or just really good friends with them. It's like the demotivator, "Neoptism - We promote family values here - almost as often as we promote family members." Or close friends of the family.

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  144. Make it someone else's problem by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

    You've my complete sympathy: my colleagues and I have been in just that situation

    Find the incompetent manager a new job somewhere else, where _they_ will be happier, and look for personnel who will improve the department's and company's effectiveness. That's often someone in-house, or a different team than is currently there. And unless you've established really well that the manager is not only ineffective due to outside reasons, but incompetent in general, don't bother calling them incompetent. If you can, be open with them. If not, be prepared to leave at high speed when your task is complete, because you won't want to be responsible for the political mess when a new manager costs more for jobs that used to be estimated as costing much less.

    Letting the old manager out with some of their pride intact lets them clean up documentation and political messes on their way out, rather than jolting everyone with a complete turnover in dead rush. And the manager may be much more competent in a more detailed, more procedural, or even in a less detailed and more goal oriented environment. Mismatches happen all the time: my colleagues and I often get to clean up after things break down, so it can be educational to be part of the clean up.

  145. Consultant is Incompetent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is the poster competent to review the IT Manager? You are evaluating a medium sized business, but need to ask a Slashdot forum how to do your job?

  146. Technological skills don't matter by JimtownKelly · · Score: 1

    What matters is aligning technological solutions to the business needs. Business logic first.

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  147. Winner! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been asked to do something as part of my job, have no idea how to do it, can you help me?

    Sounds to me like the dimwit submitter is just as incompetent at doing what he's been asked to do as the IT manager.

    Which given that and the presupposed IT manager's incompetence suggests its actually the CEO that is the issue at the company.

    B players hire C players.

    This is the correct answer.

    The IT manager may indeed be incompetent, but the consultant(submitter) hired to evaluate him is also incompetent. It does indeed seem that whomever hired them both is the real issue.

  148. Confirmation... by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    That that are breathing. IT Managers, by definition, are incompetent.

  149. Answers are all about timing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask Slashdot: How Do You Prove an IT Manager Is Incompetent?

    Easy, if he has root access to everything and reveals your classified secrets. Well at least I'm sure those BAH managers are thinking that.

  150. Politics by nessman · · Score: 1

    If said IT Manager you're being paid to come up with a good reason to fire is a heterosexual male, 18-40 years of age, they would have walked his ass out the door by now.

    Looks like you're sizing up an IT manager who is one or more of the following:

    * Race other than Caucasian
    * Gender other than male
    * Sexual preference other than heterosexual
    * Some sort of statutory protection (i.e., union contract, employment contract, public sector civil servant, right to work laws, etc...)
    * Age older than 40
    * A beneficiary of nepotism
    * Something else can turn a simple termination into a legal mess

    My last IT Director position, my predecessor was just that - 60 yr old guy, long-time employee with a contract, and shareholder (privately held corporation) - so they couldn't just toss him out the door. The board of directors brought in a "bad cop" consultant to make the recommendation of how to clean house at the C-level down to some select directors. Of course I walked into a complete and total clusterfuck and left 8 months later. The company folded in less than a year.

    Moral of the story is the company that retained you may have some serious structural issues that goes beyond the IT department. Most states are employment at will and can freely fire anyone they want for any reason they want (or no reason at all) so long as it doesn't violate state/federal discrimination laws.

  151. Incompetent IT managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Said it on here before, will say it again. Most IT managers either 1. come from a non-technical background and have management degrees, but know nothing about IT, which makes them make bad IT decisions, or 2. they come from a technical background and have no idea how to manage people.

    But, I'm also wary of what you said with "... why their IT group is ineffective, loathed by all other departments, and runs at roughly twice the budget of what the CFO has deemed appropriate for the company's size and industry." I was in a network engineering team which had 5 people, was supposed to expand to 8 people, but due to higher up managers deciding that we should have been able to do the job with less people and less money, we got cut back to 2 people. So, CFO's don't nec. understand how much IT departments should cost. Last place I was at they made an assumption that cutting the workforce in half would mean half the IT people, but as was pointed out to them, we still had the same number of systems running, same number of servers etc, but half the workforce might mean half the IT helpdesk, but the rest of the IT people (one Network guy, one server guy etc) would still be needed.

    IT Managers do often need to be IT savy too, in spite of some comments above (which says they only need to know how to manage). Example I experienced, the System Architect ordered a new Sun Box one year all spec'ed out for it to do one thing. The manager above him refused to sign the paperwork for it as he 'didn't want to make a mistake' and as such the paperwork sat there for a year. In the meantime, other managers decided to start adding systems to the box that it wasn't spec'ed out / equipped to take, and the manager agreed to let them put their systems on the box ... result, by the time the paperwork was signed and the Sun box received it was under spec'ed for all the systems it was now going to be having placed on it, and the managers couldn't understand why it ran so slow. Another problem, a couple of the guys who should never have been given root access convinced some IT managers that they needed root access to the Unix boxes. As a result the managers kept ordering us (I was in the System Admin team at the time), to hand over the root password every time we changed it to two guys who had no need for it. An IT manager who knew their security wouldn't have allowed it to happen.

    To answer your question as to how to prove the IT manager is incompetent? Just go over past decisions by first looking at what was requested, then working out what was a reasonable solution and then review it with the solution that was brought to the table by the manager. This might give a good indication as to whether they are incompetent or the CFO is incorrect in their estimation. Also, as per previous example, find out who has and needs the root / admin passwords to systems and who has them (and any other 'baffled by bullstuff' that might have occurred with the manager).

    Last place I was at, the IT manager thought having no passwords on peoples systems for a cut over to a new network (moving off our clients network onto our own), was a good idea as the people could just come in and log on with their username. When I protested she yelled at me and told me I should be locked up by police as I was a security issue as she claimed I knew everyones passwords (which was because I issue people passwords when they first start and set it up so that they have to change them immediately when they log in. So anyone with IT knowledge would know I didn't know everyones passwords).

    I didn't last long enough to be there for the cut over to the new network, but it wouldn't surprise me if they did the cut over and there are accounts sitting there with no passwords on from people who left around the time of the cut over. I have secret hopes that someone hacks them to show them what idiots they are.

  152. Good, Lucky, Whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The level of competency is irrelevant since pursuing proof one way or the other is both academic, takes more time than a successful business can afford and is still subject to litigation. The answer is in the first sentence of the article: measurable benchmarks. The CFO needs to set goals and minimally acceptable limits. If there's no clearly obvious reason for costs to be double the industry's -- e.g. CIO must contract services from business owner's incompetent nephew's firm -- then fire the CIO. If he or she beats benchmarks who cares if they're lucky or good? And in the case of my example case, the CIO should have the sense to get out; maybe that's the test of competence.

  153. Re:also add it a real apprentice system to IT that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please can have joe_dragon to post in the English so it can soon be understood please?

  154. Re: The Peter Principle by rourin_bushi · · Score: 1

    The key is that this needs to be systemic policy. If the manager is also graded on his ability to "level up" their subordinates, then it is suddenly in *their* best interest, too.

    At Amazon, it's called "Hire and Develop the Best", and everyone is graded against it. For people managers it is obvious - your hiring choices need to be good, and you need to make a good effort to develop your team members. For worker types, it's more about mentoring junior staff.

    http://www.amazon.com/Values-Careers-Homepage/b?ie=UTF8&node=239365011

    It's not just a talking point - everyone really is graded on each of those skills every year.

  155. incompetence you say? by micrometer2003 · · Score: 1

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