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Will Robots Replace Rent-a-Cops?

Daniel_Stuckey writes "Now, an EU-funded, £7.2 million ($11 million USD) collaborative project, called Strands, is underway in England to develop 4D, artificial intelligence for security and care applications. It aims to produce intelligent robo-sentinels that can patrol areas, and learn to detect abnormalities in human behavior. Could their project eventually replace security guards with robots? It looks possible. Strands, as Nick Hawes of the University of Birmingham said, will 'develop novel approaches to extract spatio-temporal structure from sensor data gathered during months of autonomous operation,' to develop intelligence that can then 'exploit [those] structures to yield adaptive behavior in highly demanding, real-world security and care scenarios.'"

157 comments

  1. This sounds familiar... by rwyoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Please put down your weapon! You have 20 seconds to comply!"

    1. Re:This sounds familiar... by MrEricSir · · Score: 0

      ED 209? I'll buy that for a dollar!

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    2. Re:This sounds familiar... by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Damn! You beat me to it. Anyway, from TFA:

      Strands, as Nick Hawes of the University of Birmingham said, will "develop novel approaches to extract spatio-temporal structure from sensor data gathered during months of autonomous operation," to develop intelligence that can then "exploit [those] structures to yield adaptive behavior in highly demanding, real-world security and care scenarios."

      The key problem with that is that the subjects the robot is studying will know that they are being studied and will be able to alter their behaviour to change what the robot "learns".

    3. Re:This sounds familiar... by slick7 · · Score: 2

      "Please put down your weapon! You have 20 seconds to comply!"

      They won't be taken seriously until someone loses an eye. When a robot kills a human and the courts declare it justifiable, open season begins.

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    4. Re:This sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The version from the current times (with thundering robot voice): "Please put down your weapon and have a look of our latest insurance offerings! You have 20 seconds to make a purchase! Please tell your friend of our superior service! 15! Viagra, now at only $5.99! Buy one, have a condom for free! Feeling depressed!? Trouble sleeping!? 8! Try Xanax and sleep well tonight! 3! Why wait!? 0!"

    5. Re:This sounds familiar... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      Do land mines count as robots? They're pretty dumb, but autonomously so.

    6. Re:This sounds familiar... by pbjones · · Score: 1

      Ok, hands up who thought of posting the same quote! o/

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    7. Re:This sounds familiar... by gagol · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and put an arduino in it!

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    8. Re:This sounds familiar... by gagol · · Score: 1

      Having watched robocop as a kid, it was very good. Rewatch it as adult, the movie stinks. So no, count me out.

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    9. Re:This sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need Robo MPs, Robo senators etc, that is what we need.

    10. Re:This sounds familiar... by hutsell · · Score: 1

      "Please put down your weapon! You have 20 seconds to comply!"

      Is this a worthy comparison? An alternative remembrance, THX 1138 being interrogated; also, the main focus of its movie's poster.

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    11. Re:This sounds familiar... by gagol · · Score: 0

      Overrated, really? GFY

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    12. Re:This sounds familiar... by slick7 · · Score: 2

      Do land mines count as robots? They're pretty dumb, but autonomously so.

      Only if they dig themselves up, move and then rebury.

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    13. Re:This sounds familiar... by lxs · · Score: 1

      My reaction was the complete opposite. Hated it as a teen, watched it again recently and found it eerily prophetic. Sure, the story is dumb and predictable '80s action fare, but the world it takes place in is surprisingly well constructed.

      Not to worry though, the inevitable bland remake will be out next year.

    14. Re:This sounds familiar... by lxs · · Score: 1

      Another tragic victim of Lucas Editing Disease.

    15. Re:This sounds familiar... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Only if they have some kind of system within them that can differentiate between two loads which are both sufficient to trip the mine, or similar. Robots make their own decisions. Going off when a contact is closed doesn't count.

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    16. Re:This sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's douchey to comment on moderation of your own comments.

    17. Re:This sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS

    18. Re: This sounds familiar... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      The only thing RoboCop got right was Detroit going into bankruptcy( which it has been doing for 40 years at this point ). They still haven't privatized security or police

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    19. Re:This sounds familiar... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      "Only if they dig themselves up, move and then rebury." Ideally they'll have spider-legs and make a horrible scuttling noise during this process.

    20. Re:This sounds familiar... by drsquare · · Score: 1

      20 seconds would give any shoplifter or armed robber plenty of time to get away.

    21. Re:This sounds familiar... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      The cheap seats use pretty simple sensors (which is fair enough, when per-unit costs are a serious factor, you want to avoid the use of metal, and long-term reliability in harsh conditions is important); but some of the fancier ones, especially anti-vehicle and naval mines, have pretty sophisticated mechanisms; both for anti-tamper purposes and to ignore spurious signals from demining flails, explosive demining, or vehicles too small to be worth killing.

      It's ultimately a somewhat pointless endeavor to decide exactly where the cut-off is; but these arent' just pressure switches.

    22. Re:This sounds familiar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...but going off when a bunch of contacts (relays/transistors, etc) close DOES count?

    23. Re:This sounds familiar... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you want a hard definition of robot, you're barking up the wrong tree. But one of the important definitions is that robots have to make decisions. I don't know precisely what it means either, but I'm sure that it's not enough to have a simple trip switch.

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    24. Re:This sounds familiar... by hutsell · · Score: 1

      Another tragic victim of Lucas Editing Disease.

      The guy should give his original works a little more respect. It was a simple story, impressively told. Although the special effects (if any at all) were limited to analog tricks, the unique production — excellent for its time — would still work today. If he felt it was outdated, a remake or a sequel to THX's story would have been the preferably better route.

      Freshening up his films with CGI, seems to imply an easy way to get more money with little effort; showing a lack of interest, perhaps laziness, with making any more new movies.

      [im(h)o]

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    25. Re: This sounds familiar... by davesag · · Score: 1

      Oh for fuck's sake it's 15 seconds to comply. If you are going to quote of if the most excellent scenes in cinema history get it right please.

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  2. Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new robotic overlords!

    1. Re:Overlords by narcc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or you could just push them over, slowly walk up a set of stairs, toss a towel over them, or any of a zillion simple ways to significantly disable them that even the fattest mall-cop would easily overcome.

    2. Re:Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or you could just push them over, slowly walk up a set of stairs, toss a towel over them, or any of a zillion simple ways to significantly disable them that even the fattest mall-cop would easily overcome.

      You are missing the point I think. Most security guards don't do anything but observer and report. They will not under any circumstance attempt to prevent the crime from taking place. Armed security of course is different, but TFA seems more geared towards replacing observer and report guards since we can pretty much cover that will technology anyway.

      Just like the automated cars from an article the other day, if your job requires no real training, it will probably be replaced by machines sooner then later.

    3. Re:Overlords by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      But they would respond exactly like the fat mall cop would - by calling the actual cops. It would be more difficult to prevent a robot mall cop from doing that than a human mall cop. The robot mall cop could also easily be rigged with a "dead man's switch" so that if contact is lost, cops are notified.

    4. Re:Overlords by icebike · · Score: 1

      You can taunt the mall cop all you want, and there is not much he can do.
      But spray paint him and you probably will be arrested. Probably just property damage if you spray paint the robot.
      When a flash mob forms and disrupts all the robots at once, the police will quickly realize the false alarms aren't worth the trouble.

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    5. Re:Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Won't happen. People said the same thing about speed cameras and red light cameras (that people will be taking those out with spray paint, or high caliber rounds.) Couple people get 10 years for malicious mischief and felony destruction of state property, and those cameras stay untouched.

    6. Re:Overlords by blindseer · · Score: 2

      Couple people get 10 years for malicious mischief and felony destruction of state property, and those cameras stay untouched.

      Then explain to me how destroying cameras in the UK has become a new form of recreation? They've got destruction of government cameras down to a science.

      With suspended cameras they hang an old tire from it, fill the bottom with gasoline, and put a match to it. The flames will crack lenses, boil away electronics, and make a general mess of things. Cameras closer to the ground are generally treated to baseball bats and pry bars. Ones out of reach from ladders or bats, or a potential for bodily harm from burning, get pelted with paintballs.

      Given a large enough population, and enough cameras, and you will reach the statistical certainty that cameras will be destroyed by someone that doesn't give a shit. Unless the people responsible meet swift and sure punishment word will spread that it's open season on cameras. Which is precisely what happened in the UK.

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    7. Re:Overlords by Nyder · · Score: 1

      Or you could just push them over, slowly walk up a set of stairs, toss a towel over them, or any of a zillion simple ways to significantly disable them that even the fattest mall-cop would easily overcome.

      Ah, I see you grew up watching Doctor Who defeat the daleks in various ways...

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    8. Re:Overlords by narcc · · Score: 1

      Indeed I did, though I had Asimo in mind when I wrote the comment.

    9. Re:Overlords by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      they would respond exactly like the fat mall cop would - by calling the actual cops. It would be more difficult to prevent a robot mall cop from doing that than a human mall cop

      Step 1, cover top of security droid with trashcan. Step 2, secure with chain to handles of can, between wheels, walkers, etc. Step 3, laugh and laugh as wireless signals fail. The early bots probably won't even have arms, you could shut them down with a mylar bag.

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    10. Re:Overlords by Kijori · · Score: 2

      Which is precisely what happened in the UK.

      This story just isn't true. There was a rash of speed camera vandalisms here a few years ago, which has dissipated. They still get vandalised (of course, like everything) but not in any widespread systematic way. Driving around it's rare to see vandalised cameras.
      I tried to find some figures for what proportion of speed cameras were destroyed at the height of the vandalism - I couldn't find anything exact, but there were a few news stories giving figures of 700 cameras destroyed in 2007 (which apparently was the worst year for it), out of 5,500 total cameras. That's quite a lot of destroyed cameras, but nothing like the picture you are painting and it hasn't lead to the cameras being removed or a majority being destroyed.

    11. Re:Overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are missing the point I think. Most security guards don't do anything but observer and report.

      "Observe and report" is already covered - by having security cameras everywhere. A robot is not necessary for that. You could add enough intelligence so you don't need people to watch the video feeds all the time. That would perfect the "report" part. But again, a robot is not needed.

      So surely they want the robots to perform some action. Even if it merely is blocking the thiefs way until human cops appear.

    12. Re:Overlords by hedwards · · Score: 1

      That's because the purpose of security is to observe and report. Officers that go beyond that run the risk of all sorts of legal ramifications. Not to mention the bitching and moaning about overstepping of their authority. Private security has the subset of ownership rights that the property owner has chosen do delegate to them.

      I realize that it's cool to hate security,but the least you could do is educate yourself before spouting off. The point of security is to observe and report in most cases. There are some exceptions, like armored car drivers, but for the most part, it's the job of law enforcement to stop crimes in progress. Security is there to make sure that the premises is properly secured and to keep track of changes day to day. And if there is a crime committed, serve as a witness in court.

      I'm not sure where you got the idea that private security is supposed to be getting in the middle of crimes in progress, but that's not the case in most places. In fact, the law is very specific about what private security can and can't do. The things that you'd be required to do in order to stop a crime in progress could easily wind up with you violating the law, if you're not extremely careful. And security officers are not typically trained the way that police officers are, so it seems to me like having under trained security intervening might not be good for anybody that isn't a personal injury attorney anyways.

    13. Re:Overlords by fredklein · · Score: 1

      When a flash mob forms and disrupts all the robots at once,

      http://www.larryniven.net/stories/cloak_of_anarchy.shtml

    14. Re:Overlords by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That's why I wrote a third sentence about how to overcome that.

    15. Re:Overlords by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah. That's why I wrote a third sentence about how to overcome that.

      You know, people steal whole fucking ATMs. A security bot will be loaded into a van and gone before you can say "Unit 21 appears to have lost communications."

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    16. Re:Overlords by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1

      Why would you steal the robot? The point of the robot is to protect the property, not the robot. The whole idea is that the cops can get to the property in less time than it takes for you to make off with anything valuable- just like with rent a cops today.

    17. Re:Overlords by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Why would you steal the robot?

      Because it's valuable.

      The whole idea is that the cops can get to the property in less time than it takes for you to make off with anything valuable- just like with rent a cops today.

      Rent-a-cops are mostly there to be witnesses.

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  3. Programming them is quite easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    KILL ALL HUMANS

    1. Re:Programming them is quite easy. by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1, Funny

      So, basically an upgrade to Planned Parenthood?

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    2. Re:Programming them is quite easy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Greenpeace's next nature-saving initiative.

  4. Why bother patrolling? by ron_ivi · · Score: 2

    If you're going for automation - why not just fixed cameras and other sensors covering the whole area?

    1. Re:Why bother patrolling? by Kjella · · Score: 2

      If you're going for automation - why not just fixed cameras and other sensors covering the whole area?

      Cost and because they're also easier to map out and avoid? It doesn't need to be everywhere, it's enough that it could be everywhere as that makes the risk non-zero no matter the plan. I don't see this as an either-or, you'd want basic surveillance of the whole area with roaming security to add some dynamic to the system.

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    2. Re:Why bother patrolling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Humans are cheap and better at the job. The only way humans aren't cheaper is if you neglect to account for regular maintenance (which requires humans) and replacement costs. Humans are also easier to replace with other humans if they don't work out and tend to upgrade their knowledge and experience without requiring expensive new models.

      Fixed cameras and sensors may not be as dynamic, but it's trivial to carpet an area with them so completely that it doesn't matter if an attacker knows they are there. For most applications almost certainly at a cost less than the same thing with robotics and experimental AI.

    3. Re:Why bother patrolling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is wearing a mask and there is no security guard to confront them how is the camera to confront them? I suppose the camera could call the cops as could the security guard (and security guards technically aren't required to attempt to detain anyone or physically obstruct their pathway but I imagine the risk of having to circumvent an actual person, even with a mask, is greater than the risk of just having to quickly enter a premise with a mask, quickly take something, and leave before any cops show up).

    4. Re:Why bother patrolling? by icebike · · Score: 1

      If you're going for automation - why not just fixed cameras and other sensors covering the whole area?

      Cost and because they're also easier to map out and avoid? It doesn't need to be everywhere, it's enough that it could be everywhere as that makes the risk non-zero no matter the plan. I don't see this as an either-or, you'd want basic surveillance of the whole area with roaming security to add some dynamic to the system.

      Somehow non of those reasons have stopped the British. An article published in CCTV Image magazine estimates that the number of cameras in the UK is 1.85 million. And that's just the public ones run by the police.

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    5. Re:Why bother patrolling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, consider if you hire the human, by law, you also have to have a health care plan. Seen the premiums for these things?

      Although I like the idea of universal healthcare, I do not like the way it is funded. Way way way too many middlemen who provide absolutely no medical assistance, yet draw top pay ( insurance administration ).

      I see way too many buildings with some health-related topic on the nameplate, yet I would be hard pressed to find a stethoscope, or even a tongue depressor anywhere around there. Just buildings full of leeches we can ill afford.

    6. Re:Why bother patrolling? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      If you're going for automation - why not just fixed cameras and other sensors covering the whole area?

      There's still a fairly low limit on how many video streams one person can attend to, especially if it's busy. Roving robots may not be useful, but what is happening is the cameras are getting smarter in where they look, and when to alert the operator:

      It's not just law enforcement that has taken note of this. Retail outlets such as Macys, Babys âRâ(TM) Us, and CVS have installed systems in some of their stores that can spot shoppers who do unusual thingsâ"such as remove many items from a shelf at once, open a case that is normally locked, or walk suspiciously through the aisles.

    7. Re:Why bother patrolling? by MickLinux · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Com to Harrisonburg! Here in the center of the city we have the Mayor Walter Green MD medical buiding just across from the old historic post office.

      It was paid for with Federal Funds, because it was a Medical Buinding. The land was donated to him by the city, while he was mayor IIRC, because it would revitalize the downtown. I forget what is on the bottom floor, but at various other floors yoou have a stock broker, the US Post office renting their space instead of using the historic building; a couple other businesses, and -- in the penthouse--DR Green's medical office where you will no doubt find a stethoscope.

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  5. "abnormalities in human behavior"? by CmdrEdem · · Score: 1

    Since the human nature is a violent one, I don't think violent behavior is abnormal, only not accepted in most circumstances by our social standards. The robot will detect behavior disapproved by the government that bought it.

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    1. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The problem with this concept is exactly what you pointed to but for a different reason. Nobody will obey a fucking robot's orders! As someone said above, cameras will do just as well. Can these robots use tasers or shoot people with firearms? Many "rent a cops" are off-duty police officers earning a little beer money.

    2. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by zlives · · Score: 1

      does robo inherently imply AI, a better description might be drone-sentinels... maybe

    3. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since the human nature is a violent one, I don't think violent behavior is abnormal, only not accepted in most circumstances by our social standards. The robot will detect behavior disapproved by the government that bought it.

      There's a difference between "abnormal" (which violence is) and "unnatural" (which violence isn't).

    4. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by djupedal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Can these robots use tasers or shoot people with firearms? Many "rent a cops" are off-duty police officers earning a little beer money.

      I'd rather trust an armed robot over a rent-a-cop any day. Last time one shot at me, the real cops that showed up hauled him off and lamented I didn't use the firearm we all agreed wasn't under the seat of my car...

    5. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by gagol · · Score: 1

      Considering our specie spent most of its time killing other animals to survive, I would say violence is both "natural" and "normal". Education steers us away from it. (I know, me masturbate flies here)

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    6. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a puffed up bullshitter and your obvious lies impress no one with 2 brain cells to rub together.

    7. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by Kijori · · Score: 1

      "Last time" one shot at you? Meaning this has happened more than once? What on earth do you do when you go shopping?

    8. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Since the human nature is a violent one, I don't think violent behavior is abnormal, only not accepted in most circumstances by our social standards.

      And assuming we haven't all been brainwashed by aliens to remember a false history or something, our society is a product of our nature, as are the social mores that make violence unacceptable, so just what do you mean when you say our nature is violent? How would you even observe human nature apart from nurture?

      In any case, as long as most people don't engage in violence most of the time, violence is abnormal, even if these people are boiling volcanoes of poo-flinging murderous rage underneath their calm exterior. We are talking about a behavior observing, not thought reading, robot.

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    9. Re:"abnormalities in human behavior"? by CmdrEdem · · Score: 1

      Let's just say I'm not including only direct physical harm in my definition of violence. We may not hit ourselves in each other faces all day long, but:

      1- Our culture, more and more, represents violence. All kinds of media. Every time. All around.

      2- Look at the Internet. Look at comment sections (/. excluded, and that's why I still read comments here). That should be the new definition of verbal violence.

      3- Any way we deprive someone from their basic means of survival can be considered violence IMHO. All societies I can think of had, to their core, a way from taking something from most people to concentrate in the hands of fewer. The difference now is that with better transportation, entire countries can be screwed in favor of other countries. That is true for socialism and communism too. That is human nature, and that's my point.

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  6. attention whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    submitter is pimping his own blog

  7. £7.4 million? by Joining+Yet+Again · · Score: 3

    Nick Hawes sounds like just another tired academic jumping on the bandwagon of grant money for security applications.

    Shame on him.

  8. Fast foward already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can we just spend bilions in developing a self aware AI and finally we can all be un-employed.

    Or dead for either reason.

  9. Not ready yet by Anduril1986 · · Score: 1

    An AI can only tell with maybe 70% accuracy if I'm a human or a spam bot, let alone identify 'abnormal' behaviours. Of course now with the internet it has access to billions of social interactions to establish a baseline:

    *****
    Possible subject identified....
    Scanning social media to establish baseline behavioural norms....
    Behaviours identified....
    Subject found to not be dressing a cat in a strange costume or ranting narcissistically - Abnormality identified....
    *****

    Maybe not...

  10. Only if you can pay less Insurance by tuppe666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The reality of a security guard is your main job is...to lower insurance costs. The reasons if you need to be a serious criminal to want to go through a human, these robots don't have deterrent...but I suspect nothing like the costs. The fact is accountants will decide this one.

    In case your confused about what a security guard really does this is a clip from mike leighs Naked https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N90sl94g7PE

    1. Re:Only if you can pay less Insurance by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Sort of, it's a gross simplification though. Yes, those do exist and are used, but it's not a matter of plugging the thing into the various points. It's going out and physically looking at the building. It's also an easy way of recording which areas were inspected and when.

      And yes, security does lower insurance costs, but so do smoke detectors and sprinkler systems. But, we don't say that smoke detectors and sprinkler systems are for the purpose of lowering insurance costs. Same goes for security, security is there for the odd bomb threat and keeping an eye on whatever psychos might come on site. They're also the typical folks that are in charge of keeping track of where work is being done in the building and making sure that the fire doors are properly shut.

      That's obviously, just a small amount of it. But, it's pretty clear that you're the expert, not the guy who has actually done the job.

  11. Officer Friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just wait until some kid puts a "Kick Me" sign on the back of a robot.

  12. Blue screen of death kills jay walker by JoeyRox · · Score: 2

    A pedestrian crossing the street outside the marked cross walk at Abner Ave. was killed today when a Patrolling Robot experienced a malfunction while writing a traffic citation at the scene. Authorities aren't clear yet on what happened but when paramedics arrived at the scene they found the robot's probe impaled in the suspects anus and a blank blue screen indicating an IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL exception.

  13. hm.... by metalmaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    gimme a roomba, a broom stick and a pivoting webcam.

    1. Re:hm.... by rwyoder · · Score: 4, Funny

      gimme a roomba, a broom stick and a pivoting webcam.

      Pervert.

    2. Re:hm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Holy shit. I have tears in my eyes.

    3. Re:hm.... by Kjella · · Score: 2

      And so the Dalek 0.1 was born ;)

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    4. Re:hm.... by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      I'm deeply glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that -- it has to be the funniest one-word post I've seen in a very, very long time.

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  14. What are abnormalities? by betterprimate · · Score: 2

    For the rent-a-cop, abnormalities are: black, brown, poor, disabled or disordered, etc., ... unprepared, or even intelligent. Being intelligent is just too suspicious. Can the robot do all that?

    Everytime I visit the grocery store nearby, it's like a game of pacman. They have about six security guards per isle and they follow me around like dim-witted ghosts. I have to hurriedly snatch up my bread, coffee, and milk to make it safely to checkout.

    1. Re:What are abnormalities? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1
      Intelligent doesn't imply smart.

      Perhaps all the furtive speedy grabbing of items is what leads you to look suspicious?

      At any rate, if this is your local grocery store, the smart thing to do is get to know the people that work there and let them get to know you. Perhaps you are just as prejudiced as they are, and there's no cure for prejudice like exposure to the truth.

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    2. Re:What are abnormalities? by m00sh · · Score: 2

      Everytime I visit the grocery store nearby, it's like a game of pacman. They have about six security guards per isle and they follow me around like dim-witted ghosts. I have to hurriedly snatch up my bread, coffee, and milk to make it safely to checkout.

      I have no idea what kind of grocery store you go to but the one I go to has hundreds of cameras mounted above the isles. If they follow me, they do so in the comfort of their central room where they can view the camera feeds.

      Since there is only one exit to the grocery store, they can always nab me there if needed.

      Plus, most stores employ plain clothes loss prevention agents who disguise themselves as shoppers. They get rewarded for every shoplifter they catch because if you are caught shoplifting, they will offer to make a deal with you for $400 to not press charges in the local courts.

    3. Re:What are abnormalities? by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      Intelligent doesn't imply smart.

      Perhaps all the furtive speedy grabbing of items is what leads you to look suspicious?

      At any rate, if this is your local grocery store, the smart thing to do is get to know the people that work there and let them get to know you. Perhaps you are just as prejudiced as they are, and there's no cure for prejudice like exposure to the truth.

      That's a reasonable assumption, but no, they're just underpaid unintelligible extra-distrustful assholes. This is my local grocery store and I am doing the smart thing of getting to know them: they're entitled, underpaid, unintelligible, extra-distruful assholes. Even striking up a conversation with the cashier is suspicious. The front door should read: "Caution: Do not make eye contact, do not divert from grocery list, DO go at extra slow pace. All abnormalities are treated as hostile combatants."

      It's a chain store in MX. What more can I expect? You must live in Narnia. Around here acting like a sincere human being is the stuff of fables.

      You know, you talk big. I'd like to see what you'd do when you're ganged up on by six security guards with sticks while you speak in a shaky pre-pubescent voice, "I just want to know where the Cap'N Crunch is." Let's see how tough you are then, huh?

      It's a hostile land, man. Let me tell you.

    4. Re:What are abnormalities? by betterprimate · · Score: 1

      I live in Mexico City. Where the fuck do you live, man? It sounds like everyone where you live is already robots.

    5. Re:What are abnormalities? by tragedy · · Score: 1

      They get rewarded for every shoplifter they catch because if you are caught shoplifting, they will offer to make a deal with you for $400 to not press charges in the local courts.

      What are their documentation requirements? If they don't have to provide video evidence, any moderately talented swindling extortionist could leverage that situation to make thousands of dollars a day framing people.

    6. Re:What are abnormalities? by Jmc23 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I have the unfortunate predilection of acting the same towards everybody and being extremely idealistic. Growing up english in quebec there were always situations like this. Granted, I wouldn't call my behaviour tough, just naive and autistic. However, I never backed down and things always worked out in the end.

      I'm not sure if MX is supposed to stand for mexico, but when I was living there, no matter the attitude of the person, if I treated them like any other human (and I do that because I see them as any other human) they were unable to do anything but treat me the same. It's amazing how treating others the same as you would treat yourself can even get police that were looking for bribes to let you go free. Once, an enraged crack addict in withdrawal broke his hand against a concrete wall because he couldn't bring himself to harm me because of the way I had treated him.

      Change the way you see them in your head and you might find that they change the way they act towards you.

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    7. Re:What are abnormalities? by happyhamster · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

    8. Re:What are abnormalities? by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Nothing new under the sun. Just putting into practice esoteric ideas from millenia ago to test their merit as any good scientist should.

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      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
    9. Re:What are abnormalities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are doing it wrong. My brother always wore disguises ... that stinky guy that hasn't shaved in a week? He's not a potential criminal he's looking for shop lifters.

    10. Re:What are abnormalities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They get rewarded for every shoplifter they catch because if you are caught shoplifting, they will offer to make a deal with you for $400 to not press charges in the local courts."

      This may have been true back in the day but this is no longer the case. Any kind of reward for a loss prevention agent on a per shoplifter basis increases the likelihood of them making a bad stop/customer incident. This is a potential liability for employers because if they fire the loss prevention agent for making a bad stop the agent then has cause to sue for wrongful termination because they can say they were pressured into making the stop because of the incentive in addition to whatever happens from the customers potential lawsuit.

      Most states have a civil recovery statue, every retailer I am familiar with uses it. Basically when you are stopped for shoplifting you will get a notice either on the spot or in the mail telling you to pay a fee (varies by state) The civil recovery statue can never be used to "make a deal" (at least when it comes to criminal courts) and is completely separate from anything criminally.

        Don't steal from stores, there is probably someone watching you.

    11. Re: What are abnormalities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to have to say this, but you illustrate what we're trying to prevent from being exported up here with "immigration reform."

    12. Re: What are abnormalities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The money would quickly dry up when word got out and customers ceased to come into the store.

    13. Re:What are abnormalities? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, a robot will have no problem picking out skin colors. Color matching is trivial. Also the disabled, noticing the metal in their wheelchairs. That is half of your abnormalities covered. . .

    14. Re: What are abnormalities? by tragedy · · Score: 1

      That's an interesting theory. In practice, people only have so many realistic choices. If the same kind of people are running the same kind of scam in all of them, they're stuck.

  15. i can't wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to have my own personal robot army

  16. One thing is for sure by msobkow · · Score: 1

    No matter how shitty the AI, it can't be any dumber than the typical rent-a-cop.

    --
    I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
    1. Re:One thing is for sure by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      And that's exactly why it's a bad idea. I don't think I'm stereotyping too badly when I say that the percentage of thugs and bullies is much higher in the rent-a-cop population than the population at large. Before you disagree too strenuously, think back to your last encounter with the TSA. Now picture all these people out of work.

    2. Re:One thing is for sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now picture all these people out of work.

      Under the watchful eye of security robots?

    3. Re:One thing is for sure by Jmc23 · · Score: 1

      Please don't extrapolate from your country to other countries. Perhaps it's different in the UK, I know through experience it isn't that way in most of Canada (haven't seen it all!).

      --
      Don't complain about syntax, grammar, or spelling. There is no.hell like input on android.
  17. Going rogue by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1

    Hopefully, they'll also be able to detect abnormalities in robot behavior... Before things get out of hand.

  18. Chopping Mall by RackinFrackin · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the movie Chopping Mall, where security robots patrol a mall, and (big surprise) a bunch of teenagers get stuck in there overnight.

  19. NYPD BlueBot by Jessified · · Score: 4, Funny

    "It aims to produce intelligent robo-sentinels that can patrol areas, and learn to detect abnormalities in human behavior."

    Forget "abnormalities," if they just programmed the robots to detect and harass black people, you could replace the entire NYPD!

    1. Re:NYPD BlueBot by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Forget "abnormalities," if they just programmed the robots to detect and harass black people, you could replace the entire NYPD!

      It's almost enough to replace the LAPD too, but they will also need to be able to discriminate between various shades of brown and swing a baton like a home run hit.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  20. We already have seven of these advanced models... by pubwvj · · Score: 3, Funny

    We already have seven of these. They're called D.O.Gs. Work great. Highly intelligent and programmable. Self directed. Loyal. Obedient. Self-replicating. Able to power themselves off of local rodents and farm wastes (meat & bones). They're also good at herding livestock.

  21. I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robot overlords joke keeps getting less and less funny.

  22. Daleks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exterrminate! Exxxxterminate! Exterminate!

  23. Paul Blart, Robo-Cop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have anything more to this joke. Fill in the details as you will.

  24. Human element required by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 2

    Robots do not eat donuts.

    --
    You are being MICROattacked, from various angles, in a SOFT manner.
  25. Who Will Protect the Robo-cops? by cookYourDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Good luck patrolling the streets with machines composed of rare earth metals, proprietary design, and expensive hardware. Unless these things can protect themselves (hint: no), expect them to be walking (or rolling) targets for salvage.

    1. Re:Who Will Protect the Robo-cops? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

      Not to mention capture and repurposing! Imagine the havoc you could create with repurposed robocops.

  26. waiting to follow the worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    intelligent robo-sentinels that can patrol areas, and learn to detect abnormalities in human behavior.

    Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
    Waiting to clean up the city.
    Waiting to follow the worms.
    Waiting to put on a black shirt.
    Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
    Waiting to smash in their windows
    And kick in their doors.
    Waiting for the final solution
    To strengthen the strain.
    Waiting to follow the worms.
    Waiting to turn on the showers
    And fire the ovens.
    Waiting for the queens and the coons
    and the reds and the jews.
    Waiting to follow the worms.

    Would you like to see Britannia
    Rule again, my friend?
    All you have to do is follow the worms.
    Would you like to send our colored cousins
    Home again, my friend?

    All you need to do is follow the worms.

    1. Re:waiting to follow the worms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
      Get them up against the wall!
      There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
      Get him up against the wall!
      That one looks Jewish!
      And that one's a coon!
      Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
      There's one smoking a joint,
      And another with spots!
      If I had my way,
      I'd have all of you shot!

      captcha: repress

  27. Something is wrong. by houbou · · Score: 2

    This is really where we need to balance our drive for automation with the need for human intuition and thinking.

    I will bet that it will be easy at first to hack these robots.

    I'm weary about more and more machines taking the place of humans in the workforce.

    Actually, what I'm really weary about is that it's great to have new technologies which can replace human labor, but there should also be something to offset where the human labor gets a chance to learn new skills to get other types of employment.

    After all, a person who can't get a fair chance at work, well, that's simply wrong, as it remove this person some dignity.

    Society needs to balance all of this, so that everybody has a chance to contribute to something and get monetary rewards.

    It's simple economics.

    This is where for once, our government should step in and balance things out, for the good of the people, who are also taxpayers. Promote the work, promote human labor and promote the moving of currency so that everybody has a chance to live.

    1. Re:Something is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too many not very bright people....

    2. Re:Something is wrong. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I'm weary about[...]

      You might be leery about these things, but normally you'd be weary of them.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Something is wrong. by houbou · · Score: 1

      Yes, not everybody is bright and smart, but, it doesn't mean they don't have other redeeming qualities.

    4. Re:Something is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice thought, but it is seems to be cheaper just to pay them to sit at home and not work, then it is to TRY and train them for a job that is in need of workers.

    5. Re:Something is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's probably wary of them.

    6. Re:Something is wrong. by Whibla · · Score: 1

      I can understand why someone might be wary of them, but weary?

      Hmm... Actually, perhaps that could work, if they constantly emit a soporific, ensuring everyone is too tired to bother doing anything 'bad'.

    7. Re:Something is wrong. by houbou · · Score: 1

      a typo.. you know misteak.. :P

  28. Will it be easy to trip up with false positives by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Will it be easy to trip up with false positives or other ways to tick the rent a rob cop?

    1. Re:Will it be easy to trip up with false positives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crowd source a group dressed as clowns to dance past the tin-can. I'm sure it's programming wouldn't be able to find a solution.

  29. How eventually? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Will their project blah blah blah? No, they'll be probably dead by the time we're actually replacing human rent-a-dicks with ED-209s in any notable numbers. But over a long enough time scale, isn't this sort of inevitable? If we don't blow ourselves up first, or make a singularity or something.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  30. I shudder at the thought! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

    God knows what all those rent-a-cop types would be doing if they couldn't get that job!

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
  31. Who will defend the robot? by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Many people will have trouble killing a human, because empathy creates a barrier. On the other hand, I suspect anyone can "kill" a robot without any hesitation nor any remorse.

    1. Re:Who will defend the robot? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1
      Not to mention it's a lesser offense. Just vandalism as opposed to murder unless they make a special new category of crime to protect them. I can imagine the fun gangs would have disabling these things in inventive and expensive-to-repair ways.
      • Push it down the stairs
      • throw it in the fountain
      • spray paint its cameras
      • Taser it
      • stick big magnets to it
      • put a trash bag over it
      • steal its batteries
      • steal the whole fucking thing
      • hijack its video feed
      • hack its command channel
      • jam its command channel
      • program it to
        • rob customers
        • crash into walls
        • go extremely slow
        • go extremely fast
        • spin
        • only speak Klingon
        • dance
        • play Rick Astley songs
        • all of the above

      .

  32. Prisons as well by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    Patrolling isles in prisons is one good use of these devices. One could slide by a call once every three minutes and report sounds of distress etc..
                  The greatest issue with this sort of thing is the loss of jobs for humans. There are large condominium projects where a swarm of these robots could be much better than one or two human guards. Fire sensors and scream detection as well as mobile cams could discourage all kinds of crime. But there are a considerable number of people who get by in life with pay checks from guard companies. Whet will become of them? Will we force them into crime to simply gain food and shelter?

    1. Re:Prisons as well by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Patrolling isles in prisons is one good use of these devices.

      If your prison is on an island, you don't need to use robots to monitor the territory. A few cameras watching the shore will suffice.

      The greatest issue with this sort of thing is the loss of jobs for humans.

      You are not the first person to note that in this thread, nor did you do a particularly good job of it. Won't someone think of the buggy-whip makers?!

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  33. A threat to abnormals everywhere by aNonnyMouseCowered · · Score: 1

    I wish that would be the case. Then only those gun-slinging Libertarians would have a problem. But what if it's:

    "Please act normal. You have 20 seconds to comply."

    What if in the future the mere display of "abnormalities in human behavior", whatever that means to whoever decides, itself becomes a crime.

    1. Re: A threat to abnormals everywhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a logical consequence of progress. When even policing force is automatic no reason for owners to contact plebs at all.

  34. The Obligatory Post... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming soon: SKYNET!

  35. If I recall by Dereck1701 · · Score: 2

    If I recall correctly there are some military bases in the western United States that have had ARMED robot sentries for the better part of a decade. I suppose these are not exactly the smartest robots ever, little more than unmanned ATVs with sensor packages driving preprogrammed routes looking for movement/heat sources. If they find one they target their gun and wait for orders from a manned security post. While I don't have a real problem with security drones arming them with anything (lethal or non) is a bad idea, many authority figures already have god complex, I can only imagine it getting worse if they have the power of life, death & excruciating pain at the behest of their keyboard.

    http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2008/02/army-gets-more/

  36. Well, when you put it like that, yes. by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Could their project eventually replace security guards with robots?

    When you put it like that yes, By definition of could and eventually.

    Just like everything else.

  37. I wonder if detectible abnormalities in behavior by mark_reh · · Score: 2

    include having dark skin...

  38. Robotic cop supplies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just patented the robotic doughnut.

  39. Re:We already have seven of these advanced models. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robots don't leave "baked goods", get fleas, or crew on valuables. But viruses are common to both. No the viruses themselves but different virii.

  40. A2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BISHOP
    Well, that explains it then. The A2s always were a bit twitchy. That could never happen now with our behavioral inhibitors. It is impossible for me to harm or by omission of action, allow to be harmed, a human being.

  41. Re: Can't we just hire, out of work Daleks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure they were hit hard by the economic down turn as well and could use the work.
    The reason they don't deliver pizza is because they can't get into and out of cars.

  42. Re: It works in futurama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And mom could be president.

  43. Am I wierd or what? by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    Everyone else is thinking Robocop II, and I'm thinking "Inspector Gadget".

    But he WAS a rent-a-cop. Murphy was a real cop (both in fiction , of course)

    --
    Correct Horse Battery Staple: 72 bits of entropy. Enter "Correct H" into google. When it generates the phrase, that's
  44. Interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fewer jobs for the not very bright and/or unskilled to do in the future. Soylent Green beckons perhaps.

  45. Yes, robots are coming by pianophile · · Score: 1

    For rent-a-cop, and and any other simple, "mindless" job. Security, manufacturing, anything, really. As soon as a robot is capable, the humans involved will be replaced, and the cost savings will go into the pockets of the executives and investors, as always.

    --

    'Your brain is God.' -- Dr. Timothy Leary
  46. Re:We already have seven of these advanced models. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So.... We should arm dogs?

    Meh. If it reduces the number of rent-a-cops I'm for it.

  47. Very nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    very nice topic, I like it very much!

  48. i was thinking a bit deeper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    robots in drones?

  49. Terminator? by bbsalem · · Score: 1

    But will that have SCSI terminators?

  50. Bonus! by mpaque · · Score: 1

    As a bonus, the robots can protect us from The Terrible Secret of Space.

    I just hope they don't get all philosophical. Remember the lesson of Bomb #20...

    1. Re:Bonus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, I did clean the elevator

      jr

  51. I like it at least I am not killing anyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I blow it to smithereens to get away.

  52. not so dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been a rent a cop! That is how I financed becoming a Scientist of many sorts.
    Most of the time it is a matter of saying "something is funny here and call the True hero's, the men and woman of law enforcement, and, then hiding safely.
    I think a bot could easily report anomalies.
    Tj

  53. What this leads to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You aren't extrapolating adequately.

    At some point, between efforts like this and the explicitly military efforts, the capabilities will be adequate (or seem to be) to allow autonomous mobile devices capable of overwhelming a human being.

    Because of the power exerted by those who have money (or other power) and their desire to keep it, they will ensure they decide the behaviour of these machines. They won't listen to the majority - we see this every day - these people already have to justify having more and consuming more than everyone else, so they're both prepared now (or they woudn't be rich and powerful) or they will devise their own justification as needed.

    And the people confronted by these machines will not be able to appeal to any sense of humanity as they can currently when confronted by a soldier or policeman or security offiicer. These machines will be perfect psychopaths by nature.

    As this capability is devised, this WILL happen. The people with money and power are adequately corrupt in their justifications, and enough of them will not listen to reason. We already know that many of them do not. We see the results every day.

    The people of the USA already are not enforcing their Constitution. Article 6 says any signed and ratified treaty "shall be the Supreme Law of the land" - and Reagan signed and the States ratified the UN Convention Against Torture - which requires the prosecution of anyone that uses torture. It's not optional at all under that treaty, and "Supreme Law" trumps anything the Congress or President decides.

    So we know how people are going to act. There is no doubt.

    Up until now, the vast majority has been able to overwhelm the selfishness of the rich and powerful when pushed beyond a certain limit. With large numbers of manufactured, unlistening machines to confront them, the vast majority will no longer be able to overwhelm the mental model the self-centered rich and powerful live their lives by.

    Being richer or more powerful than others is a sign of insecurity. This is not cured by having more. It does not go away.

    This will not happen tomorrow, but it will happen.

  54. Re:We already have seven of these advanced models. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They come already armed, to the teeth, from birth. In addition to strong jaws that will crush a femur or sever an arm they have large claws. People don't tend to think about claws on a dog, more a cat ideal, but the reality is big dogs have big claws and they use them for grabbing and slashing.

  55. Re:We already have seven of these advanced models. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Big Dog with a much quieter control system and more agility would be very useful as a ULV for military operations and SWAT deployment.

    Think Crying Wolf in Metal Gear.