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Redesigned Seats Let Airlines Squeeze In More Passengers

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "AP reports that U.S. airlines are taking out old, bulky seats in favor of so-called slimline models that take up less space from front to back, allowing for five or six more seats on each plane. This gives airlines two of their favorite things: more paying passengers, and a smaller fuel bill (the seats are slightly lighter). Whether the new seats are really closer together depends on how you measure. By the usual measure, called 'pitch,' the new ones are generally an inch closer together from front to back as measured at the armrest. The seats Southwest has put on nearly its entire fleet are 31 inches apart, about an inch less than before, allowing them to to add an extra row of six seats to each plane. International passengers are feeling crowded, too. As recently as 2010, most airlines buying Boeing's big 777 opted for nine seats across. Now it's 10 across on 70 percent of newly-built 777s, Boeing says. American's newest 777s are set up 10-across in coach, with slightly narrower seats than on its older 777s. Airlines say you won't notice. And the new seats are designed to minimize this problem. Airplane seats from 30 years ago looked like your grandmother's BarcaLounger, says Jami Counter, senior director at SeatGuru.com, which tracks airline seats and amenities. 'All that foam cushion and padding probably didn't add all that much comfort. All that's been taken out,' he said. 'You haven't really lost all that much if the airline does it right.'"

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  1. Bullshit we won't notice by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently flew on a rather old African owned plane (run by a state airline). It being my first experience with this style of airline (the only other African airline I'd flown was SAA, which is no better or worse than the average European airline), it was interesting. E.g. there was heaps of leg room! It was amazing compared to the other airlines I'd been flying. Economy class was actually comfortable for me, even without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me, I think airlines should remove that option).

    On the newer planes though, I always have to get an aisle seat, otherwise I am uncomfortable the entire flight.

    Fuck the airlines.

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    1. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Bongo · · Score: 2

      Most memorable ride for me was on some kind of prop flying low in Zambia, to Lusaka. Lovely view of giraffes. Horrible, terrible turbulence. But great view. Don't recall any problem with seat space.

    2. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Durrik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might have the same problem I have. But I don't think I'll notice the change personally. I'm 6'4" tall (190cm) and I'm in pain if I don't get up from those seats at least every two hours and walk to the bathroom. I have a hard time getting into them now as it is, and usually I fly on short notice and I'm stuck in the middle. I'm quite sure that the airlines are having some sort of joke on the big guys, and see how many they can sit next to each other.

      The last time I flew internationally (10 hour flight from Seattle to Amsterdam) I got lucky and upgraded to 'comfort' class and the booking agent apologized that I was tuck in the bulkhead row. Stuck? Man that was comfortable I could stretch out. But she was able to do better on the way back, and got me a proper seat. That was painful, and cramped. I had to get the guy on the aisle to let me out 5 times, and each time I was moving like an old man (and I'm not that old).

      So I don't think I'll notice the loose of 1 little inch. My knees already run into the back of the seat in front of me. My shoulders already overflow onto the seats besides me. I might notice that my butt will be snug in the seats though.

      But if they're jamming more people onto the plane, are they increasing the overhead bin capacity? When I fly I always take a small roller bag for my clothes and a laptop bag. I usually get these stowed (roller bag up top and laptop bag under the seat in front of course) but its usually cramped, and people who come in late always seem to try to jam in on top of everything. Somehow I doubt it as that is passenger convenience, and some airlines (I'm looking at you American) are charging for every checked bag you have. They're currently offering the checked carry on for free, but that might change in the future.

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    3. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me, I think airlines should remove that option)

      Why? If the person in front of me in a flight pushes their seat back, then it moves the bottom forward very slightly, so I get about half a centimetre of knee room, and it moves the (small) screen of the in-flight entertainment system closer to my eyes. The seats are designed not to be made more uncomfortable when the person in front of you leans back...

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    4. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by intermodal · · Score: 2

      The main problem I see is that the airlines factor in only butts, and forget that passengers also have arms. A flight I was on a couple years ago had me in an aisle seat on a 3-3 narrowbody, and I had to spend the entire flight uncomfortably leaning into the aisle due to a broad-shouldered neighbour. Thankfully, it was only a two-hour hop, and the next flight was less full.

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    5. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by blackm0k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I do not share this experience. Typically, when the seat in front of me is pushed back, it collides with my knee-caps, sometimes in a fairly painful manner. After that the flight becomes a few hours of my legs being restricted to one fairly uncomfortable position.

    6. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by SillyBrit · · Score: 2

      I've flown on some lightweight seats with Lufthansa on a short haul flight recently. Even on a 2 hour flight, they were the most uncomfortable airline seats I've ever sat in. The seats were very thin, padding was practically non existent & the experience was more like being sat in a waiting room chair. If I knew the seats when I booked then it would influence my choice of airline. So, think we won't notice? I'm not so sure.

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    7. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      I'd be interested to know what impact this new seat design will have on the incidence of DVT's

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    8. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm 6'7". I do my best not to fly (don't really want to be sexually abused) but when I have to, I am fucking miserable. Most airlines seem to now only give you preferred seating if you're part of some kind of high-mileage club, so I usually don't get to pick the bulkhead. I'll regularly see short people seated there but they never seem to want to swap me; the people with the seat they don't need and the airline employees are both assholes. It doesn't just impact me; my knees are firmly against the seat before me, which cannot be reclined. If the person tries I will shove the seat forward, and hard; if you don't look before you recline, you're an asshole. And if they look back at me for more than the half-second it should take to figure out that I don't fit in the seat, then I look them right in the eye and explain that they don't get to recline their seat, and please stop looking back here.

      Americans are getting bigger; not just fatter but taller. But they're reducing the available room on the planes. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that this is bullshit.

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    9. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Informative

      I do not share this experience. Typically, when the seat in front of me is pushed back, it collides with my knee-caps, sometimes in a fairly painful manner.

      http://www.gadgetduck.com/goods/kneedefender.html

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    10. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      ...you also win one (1) free head right in front of your face. Ah, modern technology. :)

      Pro tip: Aim your air vent right at their head when they do that. It annoys the hell out of them.

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    11. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by rickett81 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm 200cm tall.
      On a flight from the US to Brazil, I was stuck in the back of the plane and my legs physically wouldn't fit in the seat. The flight attendant told me that I would have to get my legs in there or the flight couldn't take off. I had her call another flight attendant over and then I said "I will get in here, but something is going to break. It will be the seat in front, my seat, or my legs."
      I then jammed myself into the seat which broke the rivets/screws of the seat in front of me which slammed the seat forward (with someone in it) making the seat unusable. I foresee this happening again and more often if the airlines continue this stuff.

    12. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by epine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm 6'7". I do my best not to fly (don't really want to be sexually abused) but when I have to, I am fucking miserable.

      Yeah, tell me about it. I'm 6'4" (plus a 1/2" extra in the morning) but I have an especially long torso, so we'd probably be eye to eye sitting down. I don't know about you, but the seat in front of me prevents me from slouching the least bit, when I lean my head back on the head rest, my gaze is vertical. It's pretty close to a 90 degree bend, which I try out just for shits and giggles, while other people find ways to sleep.

      Pro tip for tall fliers: the foam cushion usually rips off the aluminum seat frame (Velcro). If your ass can handle sitting on the hard, cold metal you might manage enough of a head rest to get a half hour snooze in the mid-flight red-eye hour of total desperation. I've done this many times.

      I got stuck on the apron at Schiphol once while they replaced a starter motor. The middle-aged Germanic woman beside me had tree-trunk thighs, clad in tight black neoprene. Our thighs met in a thermonuclear embrace on my side of the arm rest for our entire stay on the apron, plus the return flight to Montreal.

      At this point, the airlines can go fuck themselves. I'd rather not leave the ground.

    13. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If a flight attendant sees you using a Knee Defender, you will be required to remove it and it will be confiscated.

    14. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The seats don't recline to make much of a difference for sleep. If you can sleep reclined, you can sleep upright. I would also argue that at your height, you have no idea what it means to have a seat reclined into your lap. Once you hit the critical limit of 190 and over, your knees physically touch the seat in front of you, even if both are upright. Someone reclining their seat can result in a very sudden impact on your kneecaps. So I do appreciate it when people at least carefully recline their seat and don't kneecap me.

      People like you, on the other hand.... a pox on you for not thinking about the ramifications of your actions.

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    15. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your sleep. My health.

      Hmm. How to decide?

      Hey, interesting fact. You leaning your seat back towards me in the row behind you puts your vulnerable throat closer to my hands.

      Sleep tight!

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    16. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My knees already run into the back of the seat in front of me.

      The most reasonable measure of airplane seating would be a tuple: the distance from the seat to the seat back in front - the latter in both in upright and reclined mode.

      I'm an inch shorter than you, and frankly I'd rather sit on a metal chair with no cushioning and humanitarian leg room than a cushioned seat with no leg room.

      Heaven forbid there's ever an accident - tall people will probably wind up with fractured femurs or hips or both. No safety specs on that?

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    17. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by nightsky30 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lovely view of giraffes. Horrible, terrible turbulence.

      Are they ok? How many did you hit?

    18. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      I've noticed that most seats on North American airlines don't do this. The back just leans back and ... that's it. But OP isn't making it up. On most planes in other places, this is in fact how it works. When you recline your seat, the back leans back, but the bottom moves (horizontally) forward at the same time. It's a reasonably substantial movement too - you can feel it move underneath you, much like if you've used slid your car seat forward an inch or two. It changes the shape of the space available to the person behind, but it ends up being around the same amount of physical space (though they may have to keep their legs down a bit flatter.

      Almost every flight I've taken in Asia and Australia has seats that do this. But having recently moved to the US (and I fly thousands of miles a week for work), now that you mention it, I think you're right. The seats here don't seem to work that way. But I didn't really notice/realised it until I saw this post.

    19. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Solandri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The summary doesn't make it clear, but while the seats are getting closer, your legroom is remaining the same because the reduced inch is coming out of the seat's thickness. What's more worrying is the switch to narrower seats. 10-abreast seating in 777s was the normal configuration in Asia, where people tend to have narrower waists (there was an uproar at the 1988 Seoul Olympics because some of the stadium seating was too narrow for Western behinds).

      If you want more legroom and the bulkhead seating is taken, arrive for your flight early and ask to be moved to an emergency exit row. In the U.S. at least, the airlines are not allowed to assign people to this row until the agent can visually confirm that the person is fit and capable of opening and lifting the emergency exit door (weighs about 35-50 lbs). The seats don't recline, but you'll get tons of legroom as they're spaced far enough apart to make an aisle for people to exit the aircraft through.

    20. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The real solution is to make seats where the seat back stays upright but the bottom of the seat moves forwards. That way they're the one who loses leg room, not the person behind them.

      Or do what Ryan Air does - let me pay $10 extra to reserve a seat in the exit row. I don't mind paying $10 extra for leg room.

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    21. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by isorox · · Score: 2

      I'm 200cm tall.

      On a flight from the US to Brazil, I was stuck in the back of the plane and my legs physically wouldn't fit in the seat. The flight attendant told me that I would have to get my legs in there or the flight couldn't take off. I had her call another flight attendant over and then I said "I will get in here, but something is going to break. It will be the seat in front, my seat, or my legs."

      I then jammed myself into the seat which broke the rivets/screws of the seat in front of me which slammed the seat forward (with someone in it) making the seat unusable. I foresee this happening again and more often if the airlines continue this stuff.

      It sucks, but tall people, and fat people, need more room than 5' people. It's not your fault, but if you expect everyone else to pay for it that's a very socialist viewpoint.

      Buy a seat appropriate to your size. I find it hard to believe that a US-Brazil flight didn't have a business class option.

      And the flight would have left if you didn't fit in. You wouldn't.

    22. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by spyfrog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A business class option? Do you really mean that we tall guys should pay about twice for a ticket? Why isn't there an a bit more expensive option with more legroom without the bloated price of business class. Also - on many flights so isn't business class any more legroom. They might be wider but often no more legroom

  2. Stop carrying life jackets? by Bruce66423 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every plane trip you go on will offer you a life jacket. In the past 60 years, I'm confident that a life jacket hasn't saved a life, but it's cost a fortune in fuel over that time...

    1. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by confused+one · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny you're so confident about that. You should go back and look at the water landings and ask the survivors if they used their flotation seats or life jackets. Life jackets and flotation seats were added, FAA rules making them mandatory, for a reason. While most of the water landings included fatalities, I'm confident the fatality rate would have been higher without the life jackets.

    2. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by gnalre · · Score: 2

      There have been occasions where life jackets have save lives, however it probably is marginal.

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    3. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I read an extra Coke can costs about $500 a year in fuel. Still that's not that much per flight, like less than a dollar.

      I'll happily budget less than a dollar per flight, for me anyway, don't know about the gp, for a floatation device.

      As for fuel itself, I'll happily burn all the oil in Saudi Arabia to save my life.

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    4. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by geogob · · Score: 2

      Or it's coming from someone understanding between a controlled landing, albeit not on a runway, and an uncontrolled flight into terrain... or crash, if you prefer.

    5. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by mark_reh · · Score: 2

      All of these descriptive terms are intended to obfuscate to true nature of an "unplanned, unscheduled landing" on something other than an airport runway and/or on something other than the aircraft's landing gear.

      There's no need to brace for a landing. Planes land thousands of times each day without anyone being told to brace first. If someone tells you to brace, you are about to crash, period. It's just common sense. The only thing that counts as a landing is setting the plane down on its fully functioning landing gear on something resembling a runway. Everything else is simply a crash.

      Apply the same verbiage to an automobile and you can see how ridiculous it becomes. You don't unintentionally steer into a tree and come to an unplanned stop. You crash. Likewise with driving into a river. You don't unintentionally park your vehicle in a river. You crash.

  3. Can I just stand? by Bongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would be comfier at this rate.

    1. Re:Can I just stand? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

      Don't give them any ideas.

    2. Re:Can I just stand? by agentgonzo · · Score: 5, Informative

      That was a marketing ploy by Ryanair. They're regularly doing things like this (also charging for the use of the toilet) and slip in that "it'll be trialled on their new route from X-Y". Bingo, free advertising as all the tabloids lap it up.

  4. slim is good :) by l3v1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd start by saying that I'm bigger than the average. Still, having sat in the slim seats for several travels, I have to say they are more comfortable than the old ones, even in a 3-4-3 row setting. I actually feel like having more leg space (especially for my knees) even if the seat in front of me is reclined. If they all will be like the slim seats on transatlantic LH flights, then I'd take them anytime over the old style seats.

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  5. Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've more or less stopped flying because of all the nuisance fees combined with the delay/hassle of security screening at the airport. If I need to get somewhere REALLY far away, I'll bite the bullet, but for the most part I've switched to trains and driving.

    1. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by captbob2002 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My last vacation I took the train (Amtrak Autotrain, Lorton VA to Sanford FL) it was a wonderful experience. Excellent service and food on the southbound trip. Northbound was...okay - I would say very good, except that the southbound trip crew was awesome.

      That said, even the "okay" service on the northbound trip was FAR better than any airline experience I have ever had- even when I've flown first class.

  6. Abolutely Shameful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm 6'5" (1.96m) and the biggest problem I have is the seat width. Thing is, I'm not fat, not particularly broad built or even unusually tall. It's just really difficult to get in them, especially when the arms are fixed. The seats as it stands are made for people who are 5'8" or smaller.

    This isn't progress, it's shameful profiteering.

    1. Re:Abolutely Shameful by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      My main complaint is the seat backs. They seem to be the exact opposite of the shape of an ergonomic chair, so they push forward at the base (restricting leg room) and then have no support for the lower back. You could easily make the seats thinner and more comfortable, if you took a quick look at the shape of a human before designing them.

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  7. Depends which way you turn when you the aircraft by gnalre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jami Counter, senior director at SeatGuru.com, which tracks airline seats and amenities. 'All that foam cushion and padding probably didn't add all that much comfort. All that's been taken out,' he said. 'You haven't really lost all that much if the airline does it right.'"

    He shouted from business class.

    I wonder if we made a law that said all airline executives had to fly economy whether they would be so keen to make these changes

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  8. How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by trout007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If people just go to their favorite travel website and sort flights by cost this will continue to happen. Consumers are giving the signal they care about nothing other than cost. If it becomes uncomfortable enough that people select airlines based on comfort over price the airlines will respond. They just want the money. If they could get away with charging more for bean bag seats they would respond.

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    1. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If people just go to their favorite travel website and sort flights by cost this will continue to happen. Consumers are giving the signal they care about nothing other than cost. If it becomes uncomfortable enough that people select airlines based on comfort over price the airlines will respond. They just want the money. If they could get away with charging more for bean bag seats they would respond.

      Is there even a way to sort flights by leg room (or other seat size parameter) on any travel website? Even if one knew the seat pitches in the aircraft that a given airline uses from external sources, one doesn't necessarily know what "equipment" is being used for any given flight. And even then, they're not all necessarily furnished identically. And your plane could change any time between booking and boarding. If you know of a way to do it, I want to know.

      And besides, even wishing for this sort of thing will surely prompt some Slashdot griefer to call me "entitled" for stating my product and service preferences.

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    2. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      Several years ago, I used to fly to Milwaukee on a regular basis. Midwest Express had a hub there, and I was happy to pay the extra $10 - $15 per round trip to enjoy their wide, comfy, leather seats and hot chocolate chip cookies.

      Oh yeah. Midwest Express in the days of champagne and cookies was the way to fly, at least into larger airports. That leg into Madison or Moline on twin-engine, bug-smackin', Buddy Holly plane, not quite so much.

      I didn't even mind a layover in MKE to fly Midwest Express. They had the best (only?) used bookstore in any US airport. Found my copy of Abramowitz and Stegun there.

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    3. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Seatguru.com. Shows you the seat configuration for each airplane type on each airline.

      Here's how my flight selection works: figure out who flies to where I want to go and get into a ball-park area for price. Identify the planes they use, and look up their general seat configuration on seat-guru. Identify who has the most legroom (generally economy+ class or some similar thing), check if the price is still affordable, and take that.

      Fun fact: the economy+ class seats on an Air France Airbus A380 have more legroom and incline more than the business class seats on a Boeing 777 from one of the American airlines.

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  9. Good news for yoga instructors by twicepending · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The seats Southwest has put on nearly its entire fleet are 31 inches apart, about an inch less than before"
    " Boeing says. American's newest 777s are set up 10-across in coach"

    I'm 6'6" (198cm) and on behalf of tall people everywhere can I express a warm and heartfelt welcome to this policy of even further reducing the amount of room available, if this trend continues soon the we tall people will only be able to fly coach by adopting the Dwi Pada Sirsasana pose which if nothing else should please yoga instructors.

  10. Seat weight by aclarke · · Score: 2

    I've wondered for a long time why airline seats are so (seemingly) heavy. It seemed like a no-brainer that they'd be spending money on lighter weight seats. So, I was really surprised upon reading the article that the guy from Recaro said that 5 years ago, their seats weight about 29 lbs. That's surprisingly light for a seat that size and apparent heft when you look at them. Even more incredible is they've managed to save a further 9 lbs off that with their lightest current seat.

    At 6'4 I'm pretty protective over my legroom. In my opinion they should improve coach by just not allowing reclining seats. I know that will never "fly", but it really pisses me off when some 5'1 person in front of me reclines their seat all the way back into me once the plane takes off. I just pretend the seat is back in its upright position, and if that means they get bumped every two minutes, they can just move their seatback forward. I guess it's only going to get worse. Or, I have to get a lot richer and start flying in a more expensive class.

    1. Re:Seat weight by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      You *could* also recline your seat.

      And how does that fix the problem? All that would do is introduce a new problem into the system for the person behind me without solving my problem in the least. I hate to break it to you, but the reason your chair stops reclining is not because it's hit a mechanical stop, but rather because it's hit my knees. Reclining my seat does nothing to fix that problem, since my knees are still firmly planted in your seat back, and your earlier "Fuck you. Seriously fuck you." when a commenter said that you'd have to deal with him hitting the back of your chair suggests that you have no consideration at all for the fact that this is what happens to many people. What do you expect him to do? Hold perfectly still (and lose circulation to his legs) for that 9 hour flight, just so that your "right" to not have your chair bumped can be upheld in your world of fictional privileges?

      The seat provided by the airline allow the person in front to recline, so you have no right to dictate what the person in front can do.

      "I can do it, so you can't complain!" That's seriously your argument? We live in a world where we're capable of doing a lot of things, but we have a system of rules in place preventing us from doing them, with some of those rules being stronger than others. For instance...

      "The accelerator provided by the car maker allows me to run red lights, so you have no right to dictate what the person in the other car can do."

      "The phone provided by the carrier allows a cell phone user to take phone calls, so you have no right to dictate what the person in the crowded theater can do."

      "The urinal provided by the bathrooms allows the next person to take a piss right beside you, so you have no right to dictate which urinal the person walking into the bathroom can choose."

      All of those may be technically true (after all, I don't have governing authority in any of those cases), but what you've neglected to consider is that we live in a society that's capable of functioning because of laws, agreed upon policies, and social conventions built on courtesies. Sure, there's no law saying you can't lean your seat back, whereas there is a law saying you can't run a red light. And sure, there's no airline policy saying you can't lean your seat back, whereas there are theater policies saying you can't take a phone call. But there are still courtesies and conventions dictating that you shouldn't lean your seat back, just as you shouldn't occupy the urinal next to the other guy. Neglecting to abide by those social conventions comes with consequences that you bring on yourself. In the case of the urinal, it'll be angry glares and ridicule behind your back. In the case of a reclined seat, it'll be the well-deserved and intense ire of the person behind you, as well as your chair being bumped when the person makes any movement at all.

      Your "Do you seriously expect me to spend 9 hours sitting with a seat back that is almost leaning forward?" comment from earlier is more or less the equivalent of "but I really needed to go, so did you really expect me not to take the open urinal?" We all understand where you're coming from. We've all been in that place before, and we've likely made the same poor choice you have too at some point, if not on the plane, then at the urinal or somewhere else. We're human. We're not always perfectly courteous. And we're all stuck on the same flight, just the same as you, so if you want to lean your seat back, we understand why you did so. That said, just because you may have our understanding doesn't mean that the action is magically excused. Sorry, but if you're going to make that bed, then you just need to learn to lie in it and deal with the consequences, the same as the rest of us.

      The fact that you kick the person's back infringes of the other person's right.

      Sorry, I must have missed that "right" when I skimmed

  11. Other news by mdsolar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sardines claim conditions cramped in tin.

  12. Mandatory Come Fly With Me by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny
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    If Pandora's box is destined to be opened, *I* want to be the one to open it.
  13. Time for Tube Planes by Bigbutt · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bunch of tubes (or padded cubes) where the passenger slides in, a hatch is closed behind them and soothing music is piped in to help them sleep (or gas, whichever works best).

    [John]

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    Shit better not happen!
  14. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    But don't you see? By making them smaller, fat Americans won't be able to fit to fly at all.

  15. Re:It not logical Captain by cjjjer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, more of them will need to buy two seats.

  16. The Ryanair Effect by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2

    It's the Ryanair, low cost airline effect. It's all about the price, squeeze every penny, charge for baggage, (pretend to) charge for toilet usage, just get them from A to B for the minimum advertised price and them make them pay for it in discomfort, inconvenience, or extra charges later.

    And there's something to be said for this model. It has brought affordable, regular, international, air travel to the masses -- for the prices mentioned above.

    But, look, let me put it this way: I will pay the extra â100 or even â200 euros per flight to fly with Aer Lingus or BA, in some modicum of comfort, without the mental overhead of restrictions, and to be dropped off in an actual city instead of an airport 80km from where I want to go. There are limits to how low people will go for the right price and I think the airline industry has already hit that mark.

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  17. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, they'll just take up half my seat while the airline expects me to suffer in silence.

  18. Re:It not logical Captain by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Funny

    The american airlines should just carry things to their logical conclusion, sedate everyone, and then stack them like firewood.

  19. Re:It not logical Captain by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

    The armrest can keep the solid parts of them away from you, but you still need to fight off the gooey parts.

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  20. Re:It not logical Captain by nospam007 · · Score: 2

    "The american airlines should just carry things to their logical conclusion, sedate everyone, and then stack them like firewood."

    But with the new, thin beach chairs, you'll be able to feel the knees of the 12year old behind you much better, it will be like a massage.

  21. Re:It not logical Captain by Anrego · · Score: 2

    If they could do that without long (or short) term complications, I'd be all for sedated flying.

  22. Re:It not logical Captain by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "This gives airlines two of their favorite things: more paying passengers, and a smaller fuel bill (the seats are slightly lighter)."

    Exactly, the seats are negligible in weight compared to the passengers themselves. I bet the extra 5-6 passengers easily outweigh the "lighter seats" by 10-30 times. Especially when you add any luggage and/or carryons....

    All this will do is piss off more people and turn them off to flying unless absolutely necessary.

  23. Re:It not logical Captain by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All this will do is piss off more people and turn them off to flying unless absolutely necessary.

    I doubt if most people will notice. When making flying decisions, most passengers care about three things:
    1. cost of the tickets
    2. fares
    3. ticket prices
    Discount airlines that have cut amenities to reduce costs, have thrived.
    Speaking for myself, I have a family to support, and renting a comfortable seat for a few hours is not a priority.
    If a thinner seat allows the airline to cut $20 off the price, that is fine with me.

  24. As someone who travels a lot, this is false... by rtilghman · · Score: 2

    I've sat in just about every possible configuration of plane and seat, including these new "ultra-light" seats (which are on a number of United's planes). The seats are slimmer, but the problem is that they are also stiffer, and the material is both harder and less supportive than the standard seat.

    I'm usually able to deal with just about any seating situation, but I found myself getting uncomfortable after 30-45 mins in the new seats, particularly my back. I actually had to consistently stretch and turn to mitigate the ache that started to form. The major reason is, I think, the fact that there is less support for your legs in front, leading to a "sliding forward off the seat" kind of situation where you have to put more effort into keeping yourself seated.

    Anyway, seats vary, and old seats suck as much as anything else. However, selling the new seats as "better" or "more comfortable" is a load of c$#% that the airline industry no doubt has teams of advertisers selling through stories like this one.

    RT

  25. Re:It not logical Captain by gl4ss · · Score: 2

    fat americans aren't getting any taller so adding more rows was the answer.

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  26. Re:It not logical Captain by mythosaz · · Score: 2

    Any reasonably smart party of two will book the window and aisle hoping that the flight isn't at capacity and that the middle seat never fills.

    When you're a single traveler looking a the last dozen seats available on an airplane, you'll almost always pick an open window or aisle before choosing a middle seat.

    If their gamble is successful, they get three seats for the price of two.

    If their gamble is unsuccessful, they get what they paid for, and often end up sitting together anyway, because they'll just trade with the grateful soul who got "upgraded" out of the middle to the aisle or window.

    Also, some people are fat, yes.