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Elon Musk Talks About the Importance of Physics, Criticizes the MBA

New submitter ElSergio writes "In a two-part interview with the American Physical Society, Elon Musk, founder of PayPal, Tesla Motors and SpaceX, talks about how important it is to be able to think in terms of first principles, a tool learned as a physics student. Later in the interview, he recommends against obtaining an MBA, claiming, 'It teaches people all sorts of wrong things' and 'They don't teach people to think in MBA schools.' In fact. if you are in business and want to work for SpaceX, you will have a better chance getting hired if you do not have one. According to Musk, 'I hire people in spite of an MBA'. He goes on to point out that if you look at the senior managers in his companies, you will not find very many MBAs there."

343 comments

  1. couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Totally agree with this, Its should be same in IT companies as well

    1. Re:couldnt agree more by i+kan+reed · · Score: 5, Funny

      But then who's going to move you to open floor layouts to "improve collaboration"?

    2. Re:couldnt agree more by al0ha · · Score: 5, Informative

      Elon is not the only genius who thinks an MBA is bogus and he's 100% correct; but we have to give FZ his due as he was way ahead of the curve on this thinking.

      " When people started taking MBA seriously, that was the beginning of the ruination of the American industrial society. When all decisions are based on an MBA's concept of numerical reality, you're in deep shit, because the only thing that can be judged as real is that which can be proved by a column of figures. And when all aesthetic decisions are turned over to these kinds of people, who use these criteria to make steering decisions for a company with no regard for people and no regard for what the product really is, and the only thing that matters is maximizing your profit, you have a problem. Because you can't have quality then; you cannot have excellence. Quality's expensive. I think most of these people that come from business schools have the desire to make sure everything is cheesy. That's what happens when you do things that way." - FZ

      http://home.online.no/~corneliu/mother1.htm

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    3. Re:couldnt agree more by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      But then who's going to move you to open floor layouts to "improve collaboration"?

      Well, I consulted with the IT department and the facilities department. Facilities says that, since it's a leased space, it would be pretty expensive to pull out all the cubes and make the necessary wiring changes.

      IT said that all the PCs already have mics and built in speakers, and they can get the work-experience kid to hack together a system that samples background noise from all over the office, mixes it, and plays in continuously from all PCs (with the process running in a security context high enough that the peons can't turn it off) by next week for no money.

      In light of that, we've decided that a simulation of the open-plan experience is the best way to go. Plus, those worthless non-team-players who "work from home" will love it when we roll it out to them.

    4. Re: couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah.... The finance world disagrees with you (and Elon). So does coca cola. Nike. Ford (still bigger than tesla and didn't need a bailout)... And I bet a whole host of MBAs worked on his IPO. I also wonder how many consultants Tesla has running around with MBAs.

      Animosity to any title is just petty jealousy that someone was able to play the game better than you. And MBAs play the game very well which is why they're vilified. Elon has a talent for the business game... But you can also learn it and that's what the MBA does. Also why you see so many in middle management. Watch out for the MBA with talent.

    5. Re: couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the way, proper "spreadsheet thinking" is to take you intuition for good ideas and use the spreadsheet to prioritize them based on potential return. Be that market size or cost savings.

    6. Re:couldnt agree more by Antipater · · Score: 1

      But then who's going to move you to open floor layouts to "improve collaboration"?

      I don't understand why open-floor layouts get a bad rap. I work in one now, and it's great. I never want to see the inside of another cube.

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    7. Re:couldnt agree more by Kingkaid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I am an MBA and I agree with him comments to a degree. A lot of my classmates did not think. As a graduate myself I question how anyone thinks they can run a company entirely with numbers and figures - it just doesn't work. There is a personal aspect to things since humans are not machines (at least not yet ;). I am of the belief that it is my job to manage people, and by that I mean shield them from the crap above so that they can do their job. Then again I am humble enough to know when I am over my head and ask the people that actually know their shit or have to deal with it on the daily basis. Then again, this could be said for ANY degree or practice. I knew many pharmacists who were huge on always giving a drug to treat when sometimes removing drugs was a better solution. I also know many self proclaimed IT gurus who think they know best but have never actually sat down with an end user to figure out how to enable them to work better.

    8. Re:couldnt agree more by entrigant · · Score: 5, Informative

      In my case it's because my job is to talk to computers, not people. I don't need or want to hear every co workers phone call, every impromptu in the middle of the hall way meeting, etc. It's only a distraction and absolutely destroys productivity.

    9. Re:couldnt agree more by rsborg · · Score: 1

      The great thing about stats and numbers is that you can basically use them to prove anything by changing how you measure them and how you define the buckets. Thus, they're a great way to justify any decision. An ambitious employee can thus use this to justify his career rise (and/or the rise of his boss) at the expense of the company, all while claiming to do this *for* the company and it's stockholders.

      Given the rise of corporate raiders in the 80s, MBA droids allowed these clowns to justify strip mining companies, and essential thrived in an environment where the only goal was personal profit.

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    10. Re:couldnt agree more by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Yeah, on the other hand learning spelling and grammar is a good investment.

    11. Re:couldnt agree more by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

      Its a visual distraction that negatively impacts performance.

    12. Re:couldnt agree more by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. Process excellence means you deliver the quality your customer us prepared to pay for, consistently.
      Hence quality us not expensive, at all.

    13. Re:couldnt agree more by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 2

      Perhaps my age is showing, but back in my day it was sort of rare for someone, like me, with a Finance degree to get an MBA. We might go on to a Masters in the same discipline, or a sister discipline, like Logistics or Statistics, AKA a "Real Master's," if a higher degree were our like. The MBA candidates were people with Science, Engineering, even Music degrees who wanted to go into business.

      Now, with that background laid, I can say from experience with MBA students that I would not hire 99% of those I met in school for anything. What they were being taught in the 1990s was like the high school version of a general business degree, and their professors were quite defensive of this approach, saying that they could not be expected* to do the level of work as a student in a BS Business Administration Program because they were not from business backgrounds. Which was a head scratcher, since most of my peers were straight out of high school (I had some civilian and military work background before finishing).

      *Logistics was the exception. The UTK Logistics Department pulled no punches for the MBAs and they were expected to do Master's level work.

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    14. Re:couldnt agree more by mythosaz · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's a balance between open collaborative environments and solitary confinement cubes.

      Someone here will disagree with any configuration you suggest because their particular slice of the autism spectrum doesn't allow them to work in their own special snowflake way.

    15. Re:couldnt agree more by kokojie · · Score: 1

      You either don't have to program or have a super human ability that filters out all distractions that comes with open-floor layout.

    16. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agree 100%. An MBA is not bad. The problem with people who have MBAs is the bar is relatively low to get into an MBA program compared to say getting into a graduate Physics program. However, there are idiots in Physics just as there are idiots with MBAs, you just don't hear about the idiots with Physics degrees because they don't get very far, whereas with MBAs I think companies still don't quite understand how to gauge and apply them.

      I have an MBA. I manage people too. There were a LOT of idiots in my MBA program too, and I work with several idiots with MBAs. But my MBA also taught me some useful skills. Marketing is an art and a science; things like knowing how your customers buy things, positioning your product correctly, where/how/when to communicate to your customers through advertising that your product is available and can solve their problem is not intuitive. Operations planning and Supply Chain Management are critical to every company, and yet there are many ways to do things, and often the ways that people think are the right ways are actually the most expensive ways.

      I work in operations and supply chain. In my company, I have obsoleted two jobs and am working on my third, and all of them were my own. In every case we had different people in those positions, and in every case I was able to improve it so it required fewer, less educated people or was entirely automated; once complete they put me in another area. All the people around those processes had their busy-work reduced and they could focus on money-making decisions, which improves profitability. Not a single person was laid off, we just got more out of everyone. That's the value of an MBA.

    17. Re:couldnt agree more by Provocateur · · Score: 5, Funny

      (removes headphones) Huh? Did you just say something?

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    18. Re:couldnt agree more by Chalnoth · · Score: 1

      I think it generally depends upon the person. I am a software engineer in a company that has (mostly) open-floor layouts, and I quite like it. The Internet (slashdot included) is vastly more distracting than my coworkers, and I far prefer the feeling of working in a more open space. If I really need the sound isolation, I have some nice noise-canceling headphones that do a pretty good job. But that's pretty rare.

    19. Re:couldnt agree more by geekoid · · Score: 1

      It doesn't allow popel to goof off and game..err I mean it kills ;productivity because a low murmur just destroys productivity..blah bah blah.

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    20. Re:couldnt agree more by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Let's be honest here.

      Neither you, nor I want you to see me picking my nose.

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    21. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Worked for 10 years in IT support for a top-10 MBA school (thus posting anonymously). Can attest, in spite of my school's technical cred, that the MBA is mostly worthless. Two years (four semesters) is not enough time to truly learn anything. But the biggest problem is the idea that both students and employers buy into: that those four little semesters make one skilled to make executive decisions in any business, regardless of what it is.
      This boils down to accounting and finance, which is the only thing common to all businesses (except for contracts, but that's law - go back to school). Like a hammer to a nail, the MBA learns to address everything from the point of view of costs and profits: short version, sales is profits (keep salesmen happy), everything else (except, of course, management, which is you) is costs. If you can't justify your salary by increasing sales, maybe because you don't know anything about the product or selling anything, you'd better find some costs to cut (that is, discover some new efficiency opportunities) in, say, customer support, quality control, IT, engineering, R&D, any of that. So long as you can justify it with some charts and "projections", your boss will be pleased, because most likely he's an MBA, too, and knows the lingo. Just be sure to be promoted somewhere else before your cuts send the division down the way of the Blackberry.

      OK, they're not all like that. Most are good people. But MBA schools pump out way too many graduates every year, including those who just coast through classes and expect that their degree will catapult them to a high salary. And all of them get nervous when it's time to suit up and find a job and start paying off their student loans. I've met some MBA students who start with stars in their eyes to change the world, others with a chip on their shoulder like a corner office is their birth-right, and still others just riding out a recession or who discovered their undergrad degree was next to worthless; 2-3 years later they'll all say and do anything for an office and a paycheck. There's no choice.

      It's a crazy thing: a non-technical, two year post-graduate degree that rockets you into an exclusive class allegedly qualified to make executive decisions for both skilled and unskilled workers in any organization, from factory to hospital to hotel to retail chain to investment bank (and everything in between). And a new wave of them graduate each and every year.

    22. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Calm down satan!

    23. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FZ? Frank Zappa? It doesn't sound like a Zappa quote.

    24. Re: couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sound like a butt hurt MBA holder zealously defending the party line.

    25. Re:couldnt agree more by xaxa · · Score: 1

      But then who's going to move you to open floor layouts to "improve collaboration"?

      I don't understand why open-floor layouts get a bad rap. I work in one now, and it's great. I never want to see the inside of another cube.

      I don't think cubes (as seen in American films) ever made it to the UK, but we do have open plan offices. I used to work on one. I heard every phone call, all the printers, the conversations, the jokes, the groups of people walking past -- so many distractions.

      I much prefer my current office: six developers in a room, a door to the other two rooms with four and five developers in each. Four is a good number. I think I'd be more productive with just two (or alone), but wouldn't hear enough from colleagues.

    26. Re:couldnt agree more by dkf · · Score: 1

      Process excellence means you deliver the quality your customer us prepared to pay for, consistently.

      Except that almost every MBA-driven management make a mess of that, asking the question how can we make something as cheaply as possible that people will pay more for, instead of asking how to make something so good that it is really desirable and people become willing to pay extra. MBAs take their lessons from Walmart, not from Apple.

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    27. Re:couldnt agree more by jc42 · · Score: 1

      FZ? Frank Zappa? It doesn't sound like a Zappa quote

      But if you follow the link, you'll find that's exactly who the quote came from. ;-)

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    28. Re:couldnt agree more by Nerdfest · · Score: 2

      *taps headphone wearing developer on shoulder* "Are you busy?

    29. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an MBA and I agree with him comments to a degree. A lot of my classmates did not think. As a graduate myself I question how anyone thinks they can run a company entirely with numbers and figures - it just doesn't work.

      I want to share this sentiment on econometrics too. Economics. Politics trumps economics. When is politics and political abuse and tactics going to be a prerequisite for anything?

      Denying politics is the overriding reality is denial. Not the one in Egypt.

      JJ

    30. Re:couldnt agree more by RubberChainsaw · · Score: 1

      Will the higher up members of the party be able to turn down the volume on their telespeakers?

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    31. Re:couldnt agree more by HeckRuler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      *FREAKS THE FUCK OUT* OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUckman are you trying to give me a heart attack?

      Awwww crap, I had 7 threads from 3 tickets, the spec, the SRD, and the SDD weaving in my head into something something that was going to go into production code. Can't remember what it was now... Whelp, that's about 2 hours lost and 2 hours I'll have to spend diving into this clusfterfuck again.

      So what did you want?

    32. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And quality that is expected by the market, thereby increasing the probability of staying in the market. Somehow basics of marketing management are lost when talking about MBAs.

    33. Re:couldnt agree more by dpidcoe · · Score: 1

      I am of the belief that it is my job to manage people, and by that I mean shield them from the crap above so that they can do their job.

      This is exactly what a managers job is. I've been lucky enough to have worked under several who were like that.

    34. Re:couldnt agree more by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't understand why open-floor layouts get a bad rap. I work in one now, and it's great. I never want to see the inside of another cube.

      You assume that cubicle is the starting point. It's probably true for many, but I've seen people moved out of individual offices to open floor layout for the sake of "collaboration".

    35. Re:couldnt agree more by benjfowler · · Score: 1

      Fuckin' hate them with a passion.

      Having hundreds, or even thousands of micro-distractions chipping away at your attention span is crap for productivity, crap for morale, crap for stress. Anybody seriously advocating for it needs to be falcon-punched.

    36. Re:couldnt agree more by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      This is not just MBAs though. In computer science graduate school I would see many students who didn't really think. I saw this in physics, maths, sociology, etc. Basically the majority of people don't think, or try to avoid it most of the time.

      The real problem is that people will pay attention to one group of non-thinkers more than another group of non-thinkers merely because of the type of degree they have. They key is to be able to recognize who is not thinking but is instead just repeating aphorisms or copying what others do.

    37. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For any kind of knowledge worker, the best option is to have each individual in an office with a door which can close off external distraction and enough space to allow for one or two others to stop by and work together on occasion. A close second would be to house perhaps 2-4 people in that office,provided all individuals work on the same tasks.

      If you get more than just a small handful of people together in a room, you are invariably wasting a lot of people's time and setting a cap on how deep anyone's concentration can get. Many get the impression it's OK to spend large portions of the day socializing instead of working.

    38. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the reason for the near collapse of the modern economy.

    39. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then who's going to move you to open floor layouts to "improve collaboration"?

      I don't understand why open-floor layouts get a bad rap. I work in one now, and it's great. I never want to see the inside of another cube.

      You can tell open layouts are bad when the people making that decision don't put *themselves* in the open layouts. They only put the lowly engineers in those layouts. You even seen executives sitting in open layouts? Didn't think so. Nuff said.

    40. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, if only they would treat us as machines. Machines get fuel, maintenance, and aren't run outside of their specification. Management respects the limitations of their machines, but people they will just run right into the ground.

    41. Re:couldnt agree more by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 1

      Will the higher up members of the party be able to turn down the volume on their telespeakers?

      Nope. That right is reserved for those who can competently operate wire cutters and have them stashed in their draw.

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    42. Re: couldnt agree more by TENTH+SHOW+JAM · · Score: 2

      Coca Cola. A beverage. Quality is mistaken for consistency. Penfold's Grange. A beverage (Australian Shiraz for all those not willing to do the footwork) Quality places it at the top of the market for beverages.

      Nike. "Everybody wears Nike" until you actually look at people who take their sport seriously. And then there are a plethora of shoe makers who offer custom fit shoes. Then it comes down to "Nike is worn by newbies, and people who are sponsored by Nike"

      Ford. You buy Ford if you can't afford Aston, Rolls Royce, Lamborghini, Ferrari, etc etc

      All examples of MBAs providing us with mediocrity when there are people out there trying to provide excellence...

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    43. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and the reason for the near collapse of the modern economy.

      Users. That bad loan you accepted was like that link in your email. You should not have accepted/clicked. You got greedy, you wanted the bigger house your really couldn't afford and suspiciously inexpensive little blue pills.

    44. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a developer I can tell you the guy who reacts like this when asked a question usually has a major stick up his ass. More often thing not if he's going to take two hours to regain his train of thought he's a weak developer.

    45. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real problem with MBAs are that most of the people who'd want to get an MBA aren't the sort you'd want in your company in the first place.

      The sort who'd want to be physicists (and actually succeed ;) ) might be useful if you're doing tech stuff.

      Yes it's stereotyping and there are exceptions of course, but they're exceptions. And you can often find the "ok" MBAs by figuring out how much value they place on their MBA.

    46. Re:couldnt agree more by bfandreas · · Score: 1

      I found people who studied philosophy make very good project managers and decision-makers. Must have something to do with reading about all those different approaches and methodologies to solve those dilemmas or indeed know when they are propably not solvable. MBAs simply apply the models they don't understand and hunt for KPIs to optimize without even thinking what they try to achieve, if this is the right way to do it and lacking an appropriate metric to measure the rate of their failure.

      They tend to have very strong opinions and very weak understanding of the systems they try to administrate.

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    47. Re:couldnt agree more by XcepticZP · · Score: 1

      I sent you an email about that thing yesterday.

    48. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When all decisions are based on an MBA's concept of numerical reality, you're in deep shit, because the only thing that can be judged as real is that which can be proved by a column of figures. And when all aesthetic decisions are turned over to these kinds of people, who use these criteria to make steering decisions for a company with no regard for people and no regard for what the product really is, and the only thing that matters is maximizing your profit, you have a problem. Because you can't have quality then; you cannot have excellence. Quality's expensive. I think most of these people that come from business schools have the desire to make sure everything is cheesy. That's what happens when you do things that way." - FZ

      IOW, the peril of premature optimization strikes again, and this time it is a serious business (pun intended).

    49. Re:couldnt agree more by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      The inner party can turn off the telespeakers for a short time. It only makes the secret police watch them even closer.

    50. Re:couldnt agree more by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Obviously the proposal is nonserious(though it's probably good that I'm not given discretionary power over substantial numbers of people, that might end badly...); and the point moot; but the evolution of the PC audio subsystem, in whatever Intel is calling the successor standard to AC 97 these days, has really picked up some character.

      Back in the good old days, you had your fixed-function jacks, hardwired to various ins and outs of the amplifiers and the ADCs, and physically-switched headphone jacks, with an actual little contact to detect insertion, and muting usually happening below the software level.

      Now, not so much. Port assignment and presence detection are generally handled in software (the system will even try to guess correctly based on device impedance ).(doc warning, Microsoft did the exhaustive-classification-of-stuff-by-typical-impedance, and that's the format they put it in)

      Unless the driver is in a good mood, and the details of the OEM's implementation up to snuff, failure to mute on headphone insert, massive confusion between mic-in and line-in, etc. are all to be expected. If the computer in question has an internal speaker, the fun will usually increase.

      Obviously, not much to be done against somebody with a sharp object an no aversion to property damage; but authoritatively silencing a computer is substantially more complicated than it once was.

    51. Re:couldnt agree more by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Will the higher up members of the party be able to turn down the volume on their telespeakers?

      We figured that eliminating monetary bonuses, and instead allocating the most obedient and/or productive human resources temporary volume control, within limits, seemed like a good strategy. It saves money, and once they've become helotized husks of human beings, they will feel a truly pathetic sense of reward at being granted a tiny scrap of control over their environment. There is still some debate as to whether we should bother with the pretense of tying these rewards to merit, or let the peppiest people-person in sales design 'fun' 'team-building' 'games' that will allow qualified, trained, adults to humiliate themselves playing childish nonsense games for virtual tokens. Merit-based rewards might improve productivity; but would also require actual management on our part, and runs the risk of giving the peons a sense of agency. The 'fun' approach is much easier, and has a certain undeniable aesthetic appeal.

      Either way: It'll be beautiful.

    52. Re:couldnt agree more by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Don't get me started on too-bloody-clever-by-half hardware.

      Got a Samsung Android phone. Got a (wired) headset for it. Only works in one ear. Tried to derive the pinouts with a spare plug of the right type, croc clips and a phone speaker from the junk box.

      Our survey said "ugghh-errrrr"; whenever & wherever I dab it the thing it opens some stupid app that looks like a half-assed Siri wannabe.

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    53. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm making coffee, do you want some?

    54. Re:couldnt agree more by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Hardware seems like it was invented to demonstrate the "Make things as automatic as possible; but no more so." correllary to Einstein's "Make things as simple as possible, but not simpler."...

      It's impossible to deny how much automagic we don't whine about anymore; because it actually works automagically and life is better; but there is always some dubiously competent OEM screwing around on the sharp edge of the line between 'automagic' and 'apparently nondeterministic hatred of all users'.

      In the case of 'Intel HD Audio', I suspect that having a spec makes motherboard audio better than having no spec; but I can't really trust a spec that includes the phrase "Vendor Defined" 41 different times, mostly as acceptable responses to certain occurrences, or as acceptable contents for certain data structures...

      On Windows, most of the ugly edges are papered over for you; but the issues (when they do crop up) are totally opaque. Just off the top of my head, I had one system (identical hardware, drivers, and image to all the others) suddenly lose jack-connect detection. Boom, nothing. Suddenly just incapable of seeing any device plugged into any of the audio jacks, front, rear, whatever (and this wasn't some hacktogether whitebox, this was a corporate-system-with-stable-hardware-and-vendor-support-contract-all-hardware-fixed-configuration job). And then it rebooted, and the problem never appeared again. Another, an entire model line (Optiplex 760s, not that anybody cares) used some nasty little audio chip that apparently wasn't very good at impedance detection heuristics; because it would guess, about 50/50, whether the device plugged into its combination Mic/line-in jack was a Mic or a line in. The half of the time it was correct, everything worked. The other half, it would mysteriously fail without the slightest indication to the user that anything was amiss. A minor problem for an audio language-learning lab... Eventually, I think we had to sniff registry activity and add some deny-write entries to the registry key ACLs to freeze the driver into the correct configuration.

      Perhaps my favorite (though more of a 'we don't give a damn, and haven't given this code more than a token turd-polishing since SoundBlasters ruled the earth' problem than a 'too clever by half' problem) was another Optiplex whose shit internal sound card worked fine for normal purposes; but if you tried to run a more demanding MIDI-using program, you'd get playback; but with all kinds of unpredictable and unexpected pitch and duration anomalies. It turns out that, despite the fact that CPU frequency scaling is practically ancient history by now, the MIDI playback component was using the CPU clock as a timebase. If you were using the system under high load, everything would work perfectly, since the CPU would remain at maximum frequency. If the load fluctuated, things would warble oddly, like a tape player with bad belts. Under low or no load, playback occurred at a fraction of the correct frequency...

      Among the poor Linux-on-laptops users (especially the laptops with 'Beats Audio', internal 'subwoofers', and other such oddities, you really get to see the ugly details up close. On the minus side, they are ugly, and even when a driver for a given chipset exists, that chipset can have model-specific channel description data, so the kernel won't save you. On the plus side, if you are an ALSA guru, you can at least see how the sausage is made...

    55. Re: couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow Ford are still bigger than Tesla? Who would have thunk it, with a mere 100 years headstart on Ford's side.

    56. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a developer I can tell you that you are an ass.

    57. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This describes 80% of my work day.

    58. Re:couldnt agree more by whitroth · · Score: 1

      I beat Zappa. I remember having an argument about how MBA's were ruining America... with a professor from Univ of Pa who taught those courses at a party in 1983.

      Clearly, I was right. But since I don't have millions of dollars, and am not a "celebrity", I don't have "traction"....

                        mark "remember, it was MBAs that crashed the economy"

    59. Re: couldnt agree more by whitroth · · Score: 1

      Right, and the finance world is *so* accurate and scienterrific.... and the crash of '08 couldn't *possibly* have happened, free markets stabilize themselves, and austerity gets people out of poverty, and....

      Some years ago, a friend who teaches at colleges around the country, told us of a course he taught: science for non-science majors", and went down the food chain of those that took the class. Next to the bottom were the business majors, who "didn't get it, but didn't let that worry them".

      And if you're interested, the bottom of the food chain were the communications majors, who "didn't get it, and didn't know that they didn't get it". That the folks who go into journalism, and HR, and PR.....

                                  mark

    60. Re:couldnt agree more by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You're extremely rare then.

      Most peoples' jobs involve talking to people. Hiding them away in cubes damages the work environment.

    61. Re:couldnt agree more by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have. At two different companies.

      Sure, at one of them the CIO had an office. He has a lot of sensitive meetings, so giving him a room that he doesn't have to book makes sense. His desk however was in the middle of the open plan office, and he only used his meeting room when he was.. meeting people.

      At the other, the whole exec shared a big open plan office. Only a few anal people in finance had actual private offices. Nobody was put in a prison cell. I mean, a cube.

    62. Re:couldnt agree more by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I see a rise in the share values of companies that make really good noise-cancelling headphones.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    63. Re:couldnt agree more by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Beg to differ here too. We go into each others' spaces when we need to, but most of the time we don't. We have intercom if we need it.

      Database + network design here fwiw.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    64. Re:couldnt agree more by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      For those more mathematically inclined, there is a function relating engineering to business: The Limit as Engineering GPA approaches 0 = Business

    65. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i for one welcome our autistic overlords.

      captcha domicile

    66. Re:couldnt agree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elon is not the only genius who thinks an MBA is bogus and he's 100% correct; but we have to give FZ his due as he was way ahead of the curve on this thinking.

      " When people started taking MBA seriously, that was the beginning of the ruination of the American industrial society. When all decisions are based on an MBA's concept of numerical reality, you're in deep shit, because the only thing that can be judged as real is that which can be proved by a column of figures. And when all aesthetic decisions are turned over to these kinds of people, who use these criteria to make steering decisions for a company with no regard for people and no regard for what the product really is, and the only thing that matters is maximizing your profit, you have a problem. Because you can't have quality then; you cannot have excellence. Quality's expensive. I think most of these people that come from business schools have the desire to make sure everything is cheesy. That's what happens when you do things that way." - FZ

      http://home.online.no/~corneliu/mother1.htm

      MBA's are trained to look for immediate returns, and not for long term planning. In their career, it is here today, make the company show a good balance sheet by selling assets, get a healthy bonus, and move on. Devastation on two legs.

      Engineers with MBA's have a career. Even here, I only appreciate an MBA individual if he gets his degree after 5 - 10 years in industry. And then, after 5 years in as a department head with his MBA knowledge, so he can learn about people, and markets and the ability of the company to make right hand turns.

    67. Re:couldnt agree more by kermidge · · Score: 1

      "but there is always some dubiously competent OEM screwing around on the sharp edge of the line between 'automagic' and 'apparently nondeterministic hatred of all users'."

      Oh, oh, oh, enshrine that, carve it in stone; track them down and drive a stake through their beastly carapaced hearts.

      The memory lane stuff and up to now stuff is great, but can lead to ulcers as well. I've been really lucky, having to deal with Linux on only a few laptops, and luckily all the hardware was standard enough, so stuff just worked. Some years back had to deal with Jack/Alsa on a desktop and spent three days online hell deciphering lingo, separating wheat from chaff, the lot. Finally yanked the offending app, replaced it with another, told the chap the one he'd picked didn't work with his hardware. Not my finest moment in the tech support arena, but I'd had it; still bothers me a bit, but I have my own limits.

      That's a weird and funny MIDI tale (well, not funny for you, of course) As it happened, back when I worked with it, the best stuff was from the Codeheads for the Atari ST, lack of pass-through channel nothwithstanding.

  2. Mostly... by mythosaz · · Score: 0, Troll

    Most non-STEM education beyond associate-level courses is bullshit.

    ...mostly

    1. Re:Mostly... by mwehle · · Score: 1

      Most non-STEM education beyond associate-level courses is bullshit.

      Troll much, bro?

      --
      Wir sind geboren, um frei zu sein - Rio Reiser
    2. Re:Mostly... by bob_super · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Though it wouldn't hurt many to actually have lengthy and non-propagandist History and Geography lessons.

    3. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...says one who has never seen or learned anything outside of STEM. The wuniverse is huge and complex, my friend, and the things you ignore go far beyond what you know. Let give you but one example: when you fall sick, the people who treat you have some background in "science, technology, engineering, and mathematics", but otherwise have studied for 10 years or so to become experts in their non-STEM field,

    4. Re:Mostly... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Post doctoral research in social sciences(which don't typically fall under STEM, in spite of that "science" there) tends to be informative and useful. Graduate level history has a ton still to uncover. I could see your argument applied to thinks like art of philosophy, but I don't really agree.

      If anything the T part of STEM(and that's where my job is) is among the most suited areas for associates degree.

      "I think X is mostly bullshit therefor X isn't really useful" isn't a good approach to academia.

    5. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you don't know what you're talking about. Post doctoral research in social sciences(which don't typically fall under STEM, in spite of that "science" there) tends to be informative and useful.

      I've yet to see the findings from even the most prominent and widely-known psychology/sociology studies ever used to advance the human race in any way. Can somebody enlighten me about how post doc research in these fields is changing society for the better?

    6. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unless you're talking homeopathy, I'm pretty sure medicine falls under the category "science".

    7. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol. Social Science should be renamed to "Politcally Correct Mantras repeated until people start buying our bullshit."
      Take a look at at how many "Social Scientists" fail to acknowledge Biology playing a role in development. When asked, they claim, "I don't consider that question to be interesting."

      There's an enitre series of documentaries (by a Norweigian comedian no-less) that show how thoroughly full of feces the social sciences are.

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTOFXLl7eh4

      But I do agree there is way more to life than STEM.

    8. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure medicine is a STEM field, or am I misunderstanding you or the definition of STEM?

    9. Re:Mostly... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      That's just an argument from personal incredulity, and you know it. Basic social introspection is trivially useful, and is used for more effective governance, as long as politics don't interfere. Understanding recidivism rates, for example, is an incredibly basic tool of a healthy legal system. Societies that apply data-driven understanding of how people work to their governance make for better places to live.

      I'm not saying all social sciences are useful, but if that were the threshold, you'd have to prove all software is useful too.

    10. Re:Mostly... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Oh, okay. I'm sure your anonymous screed against non-specific individuals in a field is totally a valid criticism of the field in general.

    11. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask a physician if what he does is science, if (s)he is a scientist. There is a some science in medicine but mostly medicine is a field of applications.

    12. Re:Mostly... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Unless you're talking homeopathy, I'm pretty sure medicine falls under the category "science".

      Until the surgical robots finally take over, there is a nontrivial element of skilled craftsmanship in the messier areas of medicine. You wouldn't exactly call a surgeon 'blue collar' (or pay one accordingly); but the surgeon is doing something surprisingly similar to sculpture, just inside your torso, and with years of school to instruct him in what parts are 'patient' and what parts are 'pathology' so that he cuts the correct ones...

    13. Re:Mostly... by Zephyn · · Score: 1

      Basic social introspection is trivially useful, and is used for more effective governance, as long as politics don't interfere.

      When has politics not interfered with governance?

      We'd be able to fly as long as gravity doesn't interfere.

    14. Re:Mostly... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Usually it's not considered STEM, which stands for Scientific, Technical, Engineering and Math. You could argue medicine is a technical field, but that's not how the term is generally used.

    15. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waste of time. We have Wikipedia and Google Maps.

    16. Re:Mostly... by alexo · · Score: 2

      Ask a physician if what he does is science, if (s)he is a scientist. There is a some science in medicine but mostly medicine is a field of applications.

      So is Engineering.

    17. Re:Mostly... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that running society by pandering to my basest prejudices and whatever 'common sense' I pulled out of my ass isn't the best of ideas?

      Fucking ivory tower elitists. Always spitting on the common man.

    18. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Medicine is applied science.

    19. Re:Mostly... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It will hurt the person receiving it, who then has to watch the rest of the world re-enact history.

      Being able to laugh at the average level of geography knowledge doesn't make up for it.

      --
      "When information is power, privacy is freedom" - Jah-Wren Ryel
    20. Re:Mostly... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Basic social introspection is trivially useful, and is used for more effective governance, as long as politics don't interfere.

      It does sometimes? I'm not sure how much quantification you're wanting here. Not every job in government is inherently political.

      Also: word to the wise, we can fly, in spite of gravity. Because good designs can work around known forces. You seem to be taking a very 1 dimensional perspective on this.

    21. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "...non-propagandist History and Geography lessons."

      Ah yes, classes that teach the ~real~ truth, which of course only you and a small minority of other enlightened people know of.

      Gosh Oh Golly if only we all could have your in depth knowledge of the Real Truth...there would be an end to war and poverty and hunger and unicorns would carry people where ever they needed to go!

    22. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yeah, all the humanities and social sciences degrees contribute lots to our culture. And their graduates contribute lots of industry too.

      Management degrees are mostly worthless at all levels though. Undergrad management doesn't teach anything substantive, probably only qualifies you for managing a fast food joint. An MBA doesn't actually teach anything either, but frequently folks use it to convince the management morons to give them a promotion.

      There is a STEM degree called "operations research" that's basically "applications of advanced mathematics to management", but you'll need a degree in math or physics for that one. I've seen engineers go that way of course, but they struggle with the math. Comp Sci is an even worse prep for an OR degree unless you did a fairly math heavy Comp Sci degree.

    23. Re:Mostly... by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      Most non-STEM education beyond associate-level courses is bullshit.

      ...mostly

      I agree...mostly

    24. Re:Mostly... by mythosaz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Troll much, bro?

      Hardly.

      Most is a waste of time. Academia offers little for most graduates in non-STEM courses that isn't obtained by going out and getting a damned job and learning what the real world is like 10 hours a day instead of spending 52 minutes on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons 9 months a year with 10 weeks off for breaks.

      Oh, you got a marketing degree? Did your study group make a presentation? We'll be sure to put it up on the refrigerator with your gold star. You can look at it every day while paying off your tuition for the next 20 years.

      Are there a minority of graduate-level experts in history and art who do great things who benefited from a couple more years of schooling? Sure. ...but how much of the world needs to be made up of research historians and future art professors?

      MOST is a colossal waste. How many non-science degree'd folk would have been better off by just getting a damned job in their profession a couple years sooner?

      Also, I see that medicine is debated below as "non-STEM," but I'd call it science, for sure.

      Or, you know, I'm trolling, and getting modded down by people with useless degrees that they use to impress other people with useless degrees so they all feel better about their "accomplishments."

    25. Re:Mostly... by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      Ask a physician if what he does is science, if (s)he is a scientist. There is a some science in medicine but mostly medicine is a field of applications.

      If my doctor doesn't think what he does is science, I'm getting a new doctor...

    26. Re:Mostly... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      My argument would be that medicine is a scientific field.

    27. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU Elon Musk you little Economics major faggot.

    28. Re:Mostly... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      You know what is ironic about this comment?

      It's made by people who think the only thing worth knowing is stuff that makes you money RIGHT NOW. MBAs are in the same boat.

    29. Re:Mostly... by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      The world needs managers, and plenty of other positions - and the free market determines what people get paid.

      The value proposition of getting a non-STEM degree is pretty bad, and with only a little exception, the "knowledge" gained from it (scare quotes and all) is generally pretty useless. Go to a book store. Last year's text book is there for 25% of the price.

    30. Re:Mostly... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Maybe you should understand what science is.

      You doctor does not practice science. He practice treating. This is how it must be. Or do you wan't your doctor doing experiment on you?
      Science is a process.

      Most Dr. don't even know how to apply scientific findings.

      This is not to say they don't read about science, and they don't apply thinking to their practice. On the its a Practice and not a Lab.
      I have ran it any Dr. that are great to do their job, but move outside their expertise and they can't apply new data to their narrative if it doesn't correspond with their bias.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    31. Re:Mostly... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      We aren't talking about Doctor practice, not medicine. Medicine is far too broad.
      People creating new drugs are using science, a nurse giving you a shot is not.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    32. Re:Mostly... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      Argue all you want - that's not how the term is used.

    33. Re:Mostly... by bob_super · · Score: 1

      Are you aware that German and French kids now use the same (translated) history textbooks about WW2 and a good chunk of the XXth century?
      While they might not be perfect, that's a great example of unbiased.

      But since you seem to be suggesting that not knowing anything would be better than a risk of someone twisting the education's content, I just hope you let your kids go to a smarter school than yours. You may now resume watching CNBC or Fox News.

    34. Re:Mostly... by bob_super · · Score: 1

      Gotta call Poe's Law on this one.

    35. Re: Mostly... by KramberryKoncerto · · Score: 2

      At least that would give us better voters. Letting people recognize good political decisions is better than making them successful.

    36. Re:Mostly... by trout007 · · Score: 2

      If you want to be honest about it you really don't need universities for STEM degrees either. Most of it was taught as a part of apprenticeship programs by companies in the old days. Some of the best engineers I knew as an intern were non degreed and learned in the job. The problem for many companies is when they get done teaching someone that person is pretty valuable and is likely to leave if given the chance.

      --
      I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
    37. Re:Mostly... by fropenn · · Score: 1

      There's a tremendous amount of research that has been done on this very question. I refer you to Pascarella and Terinzini's 2005 book: How College Affects Students. At 848 pages, it comprehensively covers studies on every imaginable aspect of the college experience, summarizing how it affects students (it's not just a catchy title).

      The short summary? College matters. And not just STEM degrees, either.

      Here's a link to more information about the book. You can find it in your local library, too.

      http://muse.jhu.edu/login?auth=0&type=summary&url=/journals/journal_of_college_student_development/v047/47.5davis.html

    38. Re:Mostly... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Treating a disease is a practice, but diagnosing it is science.

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    39. Re:Mostly... by Boronx · · Score: 1

      To be fair, not many companies give employees much reason to be loyal these days.

    40. Re:Mostly... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I've tried explaining this to so many people and failed. Just because a job requires an understanding of science (primarily biology and chemistry in the case of medicine) does not make that job scientific in any way.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    41. Re:Mostly... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Feel free to subscribe to a few journals and do the research yourself.

      In fact, it would make an excellent thesis to study the long-term effects of post-doc research on society.

      --
      - Michael T. Babcock (Yes, I blog)
    42. Re:Mostly... by John.Banister · · Score: 1

      I don't think he was suggesting that. I think he was suggesting that most History and Geography lessons are already non-propagandist, and by suggesting otherwise (though the choice to include the phrase "non-propagandist") you were setting yourself up as the one who knows definitively what is and is not a propagandist viewpoint, and he doesn't concur. I'm not saying that I think it was your intent to give that impression. You could have been about to type just plain "History and Geography" and then thought, "Well, not if it's propaganda, I guess, so I better cover my ass and prefix it with 'non-propagandist.'" Or, maybe you just finished reading an article called _Propaganda in Our Schools_. But, I don't think that's the impression you gave in that particular case.

    43. Re:Mostly... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I used to know a guy with a BSc in Medical Science. Know what that is? It's what you get if you complete the theoretical part of training to be a doctor but drop out without doing the practical bit. He worked as a science teacher.

      Do you know what the entry requirements are to study medicine? High grades in at least three of maths, physics, chemistry, biology.

      Just because you aren't fucking around with test tubes all day doesn't mean your job isn't scientific.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    44. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And engineering is not science, it is technology.

    45. Re:Mostly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      inb4 the 'not a democracy it's a republic' idiots. Also LOL.

  3. Common Ground by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Finally, something Musk and I actually agree on.

    MBA == waste of time and money.

    --
    An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    1. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The modern MBA culture has done a lot to shape the path of how US corporations are made now, and it isn't a good one.

      In the right places, they are useful. Sales and marketing for example need those types, because without accounts receivable, the whole company will be bankrupt shortly.

      However, if you let their mindset take over a company, they will "optimize" it out of existence. The battle-hardened dev team that is putting out decent code will be tossed out for an "optimal" offshore solution, or H-1Bs. The corporate brass who has an idea and a vision will be replaced by "optimized" company officers whose vision is their golden parachute upon bankruptcy or sale.

      The top tier CS that gets good results gets replaced by an "optimized" phone bank from offshore, and due to jacked polls, have almost no complaints... but in reality, the CS complaints are now moved to Facebook and the public web.

      MBAs have their place in a company, but you have to keep them contained and leashed down else they will "optimize" your business into bankruptcy.

    2. Re:Common Ground by schnell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      News flash: highly successful engineer who did not go to business school thinks business school is a waste.

      Shocking update: highly successful businessperson who went to business school thinks engineers don't know what they're talking about.

      This is pretty normal... the path you took to get where you are starts to look like the best or only path. There is room for all specialties and approaches when used in the right way and mixed with other viewpoints.

      --
      "95% of all Slashdot .sig quotes are incorrect or completely fabricated." -Benjamin Franklin
    3. Re:Common Ground by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      But, if Tesla fails and SpaceX succeeds, I think that will be a solid proof that MBA challenges are actually more significant than "rocket science" physics.

      Even without the success/failure results of either company, the challenges Elon has faced in Tesla are a clear demonstration of what MBAs (and Lawyers and Lobbyists) are good for - success in the real world.

      OTOH, we need a Lawyer / Lobbyist / Broker tax now, and we need it badly. There are too damn many parasites in this world, and precious few of us actually sitting on /. posting all day, er, I mean creating things!

    4. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually most small businesses don't fail because they don't understand how to do what they do. They fail because they don't understand the money side of the business. Mainly they don't understand cash flow. It turns out there are good reasons to have people around that understand money related issues.

    5. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, there are not enough people open to this kind of thinking.

    6. Re:Common Ground by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      " the challenges Elon has faced in Tesla are a clear demonstration of what MBAs (and Lawyers and Lobbyists) are good for - success in the real world."

      While this is true, I suspect that what he sees (and dislikes) about the fact is that MBAs (and especially lawyers and lobbyists) are necessary tools in much the same way that soldiers are: they fight with the other guy's MBAs, lawyers, and lobbyists, laying waste to much real value in the process; because the alternative of having the other guy's MBAs, lawyers, and lobbyists march in unopposed is even worse.

      Engineers, scientists, and the like, by contrast, get sent out to prod the obnoxiously complex and notoriously noncompliant laws of nature into enough semblance of obedience that they can be put to good use.

      Obviously, there is value to having a good lawyer, or a good army, at your back; because there are others out there who have the same, and don't have your best interests at heart; but there is a certain tragedy in watching men, time, and money, get thrown into the meatgrinder in order to keep two adversaries off one another's backs; while there is a certain triumph in seeing the application of human effort bring new areas of nature within the scope of human understanding and utility.

    7. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it's a

      woMBAt == waste of money brains and time

    8. Re:Common Ground by ericloewe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I can tell you one thing:

      If a businessperson ever doubts an engineer, they are most certainly not highly successful.

    9. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done both (MSE EE, MBA), and they complement each other. Each teaches you questions to ask, and ways of thinking. If you believe either one teaches you "the answer", then you don't understand learning. (I do believe that "maximize shareholder value" is one of the most dangerous and ultimately destructive concepts taught in B-school. I've seen newly minted MBA's, who actually think you can apply it in the real world, use it to come to some of the most obviously stupid recommendations imaginable. A classic case of "In theory there's no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there's a huge difference between theory and practice.")

    10. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Engineers make things. Businesspeople hoard money. Of course they both think they are right... but one of them is.

    11. Re:Common Ground by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      News flash: highly successful engineer who did not go to business school thinks business school is a waste.

      Shocking update: highly successful businessperson who went to business school thinks engineers don't know what they're talking about.

      This is pretty normal... the path you took to get where you are starts to look like the best or only path. There is room for all specialties and approaches when used in the right way and mixed with other viewpoints.

      Name successful MBA's that have started Rockstar Companies, then people who have become successful trep's without MBA's. That's what I am saying.

    12. Re:Common Ground by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is pretty normal... the path you took to get where you are starts to look like the best or only path. There is room for all specialties and approaches when used in the right way and mixed with other viewpoints.

      I quite agree with you. However, there's a subtle irony to including "business" majors here.

      A century ago, there really were no "business majors" in college. If you went to college, but you were a rich kid who hoped to work in your father's business someday or whatever, you might be a history major or an English lit major, or maybe even something that sounds more exotic today, like classics or art history. If you were inclined toward the sciences, you might even concentrate in biology or chemistry, while getting your overall "liberal arts" perspective.

      Nowadays, many universities see the largest number of undergraduates majoring in "business." At some schools, nearly half or more undergraduates are primarily instructed in "business," rather than one out of many disciplines that was traditionally part of the "liberal arts" perspective in college.

      I'm not arguing that we should get rid of business majors or reinstitute some old-school liberal arts curriculum. But, it's very clear that the modern "business major" has actually done more than just about any other discipline in reducing the number and variety of "specialities and approaches when used in the right way and mixed with other viewpoints" that you might encounter among college-educated people.

      The sheer dominance of the business major actually has tended to reduce the very thing that the parent poster says we should value.

    13. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A waste of money for the person getting the MBA. A gold mine for the school that offers it.

    14. Re:Common Ground by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Nearly every successful company hires a business person to run things as it grows larger, so they must be good for something.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    15. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeffrey Brotman, who founded Costco, the second largest retailer in the US and the best to it's employees of any retailer (90% with full health insurance where the average is 60%).

      Charles R Walgreen - Walgreens, no MBAs existed then but his education was all business school.

      Warren Buffet - MS In Econ, but having studied both they're pretty similar and this is much more numbers based.

      Bill Gross - PIMCO Investments, and arguably the best Bond trader in the world.

      Charles Flint - Cofounder of IBM. No MBA's existed when he was alive, but his education was entirely business related.

      Peter Brabeck-Letmathe - Current CEO of Nestle, one of the largest companies in the world.

      Oh, do these not fit into your definition of a Rockstar COmpany? That's entirely a subjective term, but each of these is easily some of the most successful companies ever and a far cry more "rockstar" than anything today like Twitter or LinkedIn or even Facebook.

    16. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nearly every successful company hires a business person to run things as it grows larger, so they must be good for something.

      Every lemming is jumping off the cliff...There must be something awesome down there. Weeee!

    17. Re:Common Ground by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      One problem is if business is taught as if it were a course as a trade school or tech school. Ie, learn the formulas, learn how to repeat them when asked, try not to rock the boat. That same approach fails when applied to IT and computing except if just want a generic grunt worker with the right certificates. Instead if they learn to think for themselves, learn to be adaptable, learn how to tell if their ideas are working or not, then this will lead to a more successful approach, whether it's business or engineering or science or arts or humanities...

      What's strange in this is that MBA is a "masters" degree, which is something you would expect to involve more high level thinking than a mere trade school degree.

    18. Re:Common Ground by msmonroe · · Score: 1

      Jeffrey Brotman, who founded Costco, the second largest retailer in the US and the best to it's employees of any retailer (90% with full health insurance where the average is 60%).

      Charles R Walgreen - Walgreens, no MBAs existed then but his education was all business school.

      Warren Buffet - MS In Econ, but having studied both they're pretty similar and this is much more numbers based.

      Bill Gross - PIMCO Investments, and arguably the best Bond trader in the world.

      Charles Flint - Cofounder of IBM. No MBA's existed when he was alive, but his education was entirely business related.

      Peter Brabeck-Letmathe - Current CEO of Nestle, one of the largest companies in the world.

      Oh, do these not fit into your definition of a Rockstar COmpany? That's entirely a subjective term, but each of these is easily some of the most successful companies ever and a far cry more "rockstar" than anything today like Twitter or LinkedIn or even Facebook.

      Not sure what your point is with this, seems to prove my point. I don't have a problem with business people I don't think any of these people are MBA's, except for Bill Gross, which is my point. An MBA doesn't make you a good entrepreneur; I am sure there are a lot of exceptions like Bill Gross but I suspect that people with that degree don't get as much mileage from it as they expect.

    19. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash: highly successful engineer who did not go to business school thinks business school is a waste.

      Shocking update: highly successful businessperson who went to business school thinks engineers don't know what they're talking about.

      This is pretty normal... the path you took to get where you are starts to look like the best or only path. There is room for all specialties and approaches when used in the right way and mixed with other viewpoints.

      That's a nice butthurt MBA rant. Unfortunately for your theory Musk is both a successful businessman AND a successful engineer.

    20. Re:Common Ground by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      One problem is if business is taught as if it were a course as a trade school or tech school. Ie, learn the formulas, learn how to repeat them when asked, try not to rock the boat. That same approach fails when applied to IT and computing except if just want a generic grunt worker with the right certificates. Instead if they learn to think for themselves, learn to be adaptable, learn how to tell if their ideas are working or not, then this will lead to a more successful approach, whether it's business or engineering or science or arts or humanities...

      What's strange in this is that MBA is a "masters" degree, which is something you would expect to involve more high level thinking than a mere trade school degree.

      Do you even know what is involved in a MBA education? If you don't know don't feel too bad. Just about every poster in this thread don't have a clue about the typical MBA education.

    21. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail logic.

      How many of these people are MBAs? Just because the MBA didn't exist then doesn't magically make these people MBAs. Are they getting an MBA now that MBAs are available?

      Nobody is claiming people who know business stuff are useless. Plenty of people go to business school and get degrees that are not MBAs.

    22. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a businessperson doubts an engineer who's spouting bullshit about business, he's probably wiser than the engineer.

    23. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I have personally witnessed MBA's running a company into the ground by throwing out "small" clients like credit card companies and retail chains I'm inclined to think Musk has a point.

    24. Re:Common Ground by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. MBA to billonair having run and running succesful companies: "you don't know what you are talking about". Yep. That's exactly the kind of paint-with-a-broad-bush stupidity we have become to expect to hear fro MBA's.

    25. Re:Common Ground by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I've met very intelligent engineers who would be doing much better if they had a business manager that understood business as much as the engineer understands what they do.

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    26. Re:Common Ground by Alex+Vulpes · · Score: 1

      Although I think he actually did go to business school. (He has a BS in economics.) I always figured his success was because he was both a talented engineer and a good businessman. Apparently he thinks a pure business background is a bad idea, though.

    27. Re:Common Ground by Compaqt · · Score: 1

      Please tell us.

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  4. There is not much to an MBA by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Years ago I read a book called The 12 Hour MBA Program. I have never met an MBA who knew something important about business that wasn't in that book.

    1. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I've seent book "Complete German in two weeks"
      But seriously I do not have too much respect for MBA degree either...

    2. Re:There is not much to an MBA by CubicleZombie · · Score: 5, Funny

      Years ago I read a book called The 12 Hour MBA Program. I have never met an MBA who knew something important about business that wasn't in that book.

      Wow!

      That's twice as fast as all my programming books!

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    3. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The blurb on that book contains the following:

      reports by MBA alumni that less than 10% of the MBA curriculum is actually useful,

      Which is telling in itself.

    4. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Kjella · · Score: 2

      Don't worry, the MBA has read this and feels exactly the same about you. It goes so well with the law degree most /.ers have, you do know they call it the soft and hard sciences, not easy and hard sciences right? I'd call it the corollary to the Dunning-Kruger effect, the more you excel in one narrow field the more you think you could wing it in everything else. It's why professors are pretty obnoxious to relate to and a lot of IT people are the same just because they know how to command a machine around but couldn't train a dog if their life depended on it. Like it or not big corporations tend to do a lot of stupid things and without MBAs running around trying to find what the ROI on projects are we'd see a lot more stillborn projects. I've been on far more idiotic projects without a proper business plan than with a business plan, it of course doesn't guarantee that it won't be idiotic but some of it wouldn't pass the giggle test if you tried asking how this would ever be profitable. Because engineers just like to solve problems, they don't like to ask if there's a market of people willing to pay to have this problem solved.

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    5. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Kingkaid · · Score: 2

      Years ago I read a book called The 12 Hour MBA Program. I have never met an MBA who knew something important about business that wasn't in that book.

      I read a book once about the alphabet. I too have yet to meet someone that speaks English that knew something important that didn't use the pieces found in that book.

    6. Re:There is not much to an MBA by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are presuming that "knowing about business" is synonymous with "having an MBA". You don't need an MBA to understand ROI. Any non-retarded engineer can understand ROI with a two minute explanation. Other business concepts can also be learned quickly by anyone trained in logical problem solving. Engineers are trained to balance energy and mass using "in - out = accumulation", and quickly "get" that the same applies to money. An astonishing number of accountants don't think that way, and just blindly apply memorized formulas where they don't apply. Companies run by CEOs with engineering degrees are more likely to be successful than companies run by CEOs with only an MBA.

    7. Re:There is not much to an MBA by parkinglot777 · · Score: 2

      And it took you 12 hours to finish reading the alphabet book???

    8. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That obviously proves that MBAs are geniuses :)

    9. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest he was 3 years old at the time.

    10. Re:There is not much to an MBA by breeze95 · · Score: 1

      An astonishing number of accountants don't think that way, and just blindly apply memorized formulas where they don't apply.

      Can you give an example of this or are you just blowing smoke out your rear end. If accountants blindly memorized formulas and that is all that is needed for them to accomplish their tasks then companies wouldn't need accountants (a computer program would be able to replace them). At least, companies wouldn't need as many as they currently do.

    11. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Any non-retarded engineer can understand ROI with a two minute explanation.

      Just show the engineer the formula and he will understand it in way less than 2 minutes:

      (Gain - Cost) / Cost = ROI

      ($100 - $10) / $10 = 9 (a splendid ROI)

      Just being chippy.

    12. Re:There is not much to an MBA by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      Any non-retarded engineer can understand ROI with a two minute explanation.

      Any engineer would have spent a semester learning all about it (probably in the same project management class where he learned about engineering economics, "value engineering," Gantt charts etc.).

      CS majors might not know about it, but that's because they're not engineers. (I know this because I have a CS degree and a real engineering degree.)

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    13. Re:There is not much to an MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From that Amazon page:

      Hardcover: from $0.01
      Paperback: from $0.12

      No comment.

  5. Phases of Evolution by dorpus · · Score: 0

    Many startup bosses have said the same things before. When their businesses grow, they will quietly hire MBAs for needed expertise on complex accounting, legal issues, and human resources. Physicists like to think they are smarter than everyone else, but they often make big fools of themselves on non-physics topics that require social intelligence.

    1. Re:Phases of Evolution by ElSergio · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah, except this start up boss has founded 3 successful multi-billion dollar companies in 3 separate industries. I'm willing to bet he probably has a good idea on how to run things. (How to not have your cars catch on fire is another issue :P )

    2. Re:Phases of Evolution by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      And then the MBAs will take over, fire the physicists, hire a bunch of equally vile and sociopathic marketing types, and will find ways to cut corners, move all manufacturing to low-tax cheap-labor cess pools, hire equally vile and sociopathic IP lawyers to sue anyone who ever had an idea that even vaguely resembled the company's, rob the company of every dime it has, drive it into the ground.

      Rinse and repeat.

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    3. Re:Phases of Evolution by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There's a reason why the Manhattan Project needed Leslie Groves. Few people remember him today, but it's not much of an exaggeration to say that he was every bit as important to the success of that endeavor as the scientists. He was also the guy who supervised the construction of the Pentagon, completing it ahead of schedule and under budget.

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    4. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, except this start up boss has founded 3 successful multi-billion dollar companies in 3 separate industries. I'm willing to bet he probably has a good idea on how to run things. (How to not have your cars catch on fire is another issue :P )

      The first person to design a car that does not catch on fire will be set for generations....

    5. Re:Phases of Evolution by ElSergio · · Score: 1

      Haha, Very good point.

    6. Re:Phases of Evolution by Vanderhoth · · Score: 2

      Are you sure that's not just happening in your head? Because, unless you're talking about Big Bang Theory, I don't see Physicists making fools of themselves.

      On the other hand, I always see and hear about MBA's who jump into a business, throw out buzz words like "streamline" and "synergy", whirl around like a tornado, weak havoc on business processes they don't understand and move on to the next project to give someone else a headache while leaving all the underlings to figure out where the cow ended up and how to get back to some sense of normal back into their work.

    7. Re:Phases of Evolution by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You must have missed the part where he got into MIT.

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    8. Re:Phases of Evolution by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Haha, Very good point.

      Not really - a car made of solid granite would be impossible to set on fire, if useless as a means of conveyance.

      Yea, I know I'm being a pedant, but these days it seems like you almost have to if you don't want to end up buried under metric tons of bullshit.

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    9. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SpaceX is not successful

    10. Re:Phases of Evolution by ElSergio · · Score: 1

      Please explain? I am legitimately interested in your reasoning.

    11. Re:Phases of Evolution by ebno-10db · · Score: 3, Informative

      Saying you dislike MBA's is not the same as saying you don't need managers and executives. Groves was brilliant at organizing and running major projects, but he was an army officer for the Corps of Engineers, not an MBA. The degree hadn't even been invented back then, which helps explain why we aren't speaking German or Japanese.

    12. Re:Phases of Evolution by oldmac31310 · · Score: 1

      Solid granite, with the gravity of Jupiter...

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    13. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm seeing this happen to the company i work for right now. how do you deconstruct these people when all you have is questions on an all-hands meeting?

    14. Re:Phases of Evolution by dpilot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Not really... Musk recently came out with a rebuttal to the "rampant FIRE! threat of his cars." So far nobody has been hurt, and in every case I've heard of the car warned the owner that it was in distress, and allowed/assisted time to evacuate. Plus the battery pack design itself does a good job of comparmentalizing the problem.

      No doubt someday someone will take a Tesla at high speed right over the vertical support for a guard rail, and rip the battery pack the length of the vehicle. But you also have to ask how survivable that kind of accident would be in a conventional vehicle.

      Don't forget, lithium batteries have almost the energy density of gasoline - but not quite. Plus gasoline is a liquid, once the tank is ruptured, you don't have a lot of control over where the gas flows. I saw one mention that statistically the Tesla, even with 3 fires on its low production quantity, is ahead of gasoline fires on conventional vehicles.

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    15. Re:Phases of Evolution by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Not really - a car made of solid granite would be impossible to set on fire, if useless as a means of conveyance.

      Not true. It was very useful in Carmageddon.

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    16. Re:Phases of Evolution by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Start brushing up your resume, and if you own stock, start looking at getting rid of it now and be prepared for the day when you and anyone else with any skills is given the boot. You really don't want to be on this airplane when it crashes. You can be sure the MBAs won't be.

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    17. Re:Phases of Evolution by ElSergio · · Score: 1

      Great points. I admit that my remark was more an attempt at humor than criticism. Thanks for putting it in perspective.

    18. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, I really appreciate such insightful comments from socially inteligent peopple with MBA degre like you.

      PS: useful vocaulary for hiring staff reading CV
      "got MBA" - does not have any real degree he could present
      "socially indeligent" - must use adjective "socially" otherwise people who know him would spill cofee on his CV

    19. Re:Phases of Evolution by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      No, no... Hire illegal Mexican janitorial contractors to rinse, then repeat. You don't want to get your hands dirty.

    20. Re:Phases of Evolution by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Solid granite in a 100% oxygene atmosphere burns like ... anything else.
      I would wager you don't even need 100% pure oxygen, likely it burns at 60% or 75% perfectly.

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    21. Re:Phases of Evolution by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      How was he allowed to bid on a second defense procurement project after bringing one in successfully, early, and under budget?

      I know that fraud and felonies and stuff aren't enough to exclude you from contracting; but that's just deviant...

    22. Re:Phases of Evolution by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Solid granite in a 100% oxygene atmosphere burns like ... anything else.
      I would wager you don't even need 100% pure oxygen, likely it burns at 60% or 75% perfectly.

      Sure, but in that situation it's more like ablation than burning, isn't it?

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    23. Re:Phases of Evolution by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Not really - a car made of solid granite would be impossible to set on fire, if useless as a means of conveyance.

      Not true. It was very useful in Carmageddon.

      As a weapon more than a conveyance, though.

      Damn if that's not one of the best games ever.

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    24. Re:Phases of Evolution by Copid · · Score: 2

      Competent administration is incredibly important, but I'm not seeing the connection. I don't remember anything about Groves being an MBA or studying business. He was a career military officer who spent his adult life running government engineering projects, which is pretty much exactly what you'd want in a manager who runs huge government engineering projects.

      I think we all realize that MBA programs purport to teach students how to manage these types of projects. We're just qestioning whether they actually do so. I'd say that understanding basic accounting and finance are really important, but how much of the remainder of the management process is really a "science" that can be be made systematic and taught well in a classroom?

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    25. Re:Phases of Evolution by dorpus · · Score: 1

      So he founded PayPal, Tesla Motors and SpaceX. How would he have PayPal taken seriously by the global financial industry with no expertise in the financial industry? Until then, it will just remain a bit player in online transactions. If Tesla Motors and SpaceX are to become mass-market commodities, are physicists the best people to put in charge of marketing, litigation, customer service, and financing, to name a few departments?

    26. Re:Phases of Evolution by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Everyone probably thought that it'd be statistically impossible to have two straight defense projects delivered successfully, early and under budget.

    27. Re:Phases of Evolution by dorpus · · Score: 2

      Comparing PayPal, Tesla Motors, and SpaceX, to other companies in comparable fields: do we see financial firms moving en masse to "low-tax cheap-labor cess pools"? Do aerospace companies do this? Last I heard, there are not a lot of financial or aerospace jobs in low-tax cheap-labor cess pools.

      It could be that the likes of Boeing, VISA, BofA, etc. are run by plenty of MBAs and they do a fine job.

    28. Re:Phases of Evolution by jandrese · · Score: 1

      It has been speculated that one reason the Dreamliner was so delayed and overbudget is because Boeing tried to outsource the design to cheaper firms and then integrate everything afterward instead of using their own designers. Even now they're fighting over where to build the next plane and are threatening to move the production overseas if the union doesn't give.

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    29. Re:Phases of Evolution by dorpus · · Score: 1

      So if physicists start mass-producing SpaceX rockets, are you saying they will somehow behave any better?

    30. Re:Phases of Evolution by rijrunner · · Score: 1

      Since it is the fuel source that burns in the car (Tesla or gasoline), is granite your fuel?

    31. Re:Phases of Evolution by stymy · · Score: 1

      I get the feeling Musk & Tesla are purposely drumming up the fire non-story as a way to draw attention away from how they missed expectations last quarter. In particular they lost 38 million last quarter, which is not as much as a year ago. However, with the heavy R&D done, since they got a good car to market, they should start actually generating revenue soon, but they also cut sales forecasts. So the stock tanked because of missing the expectations, but Musk is probably trying to get people to think the drop was due to the fires.

    32. Re:Phases of Evolution by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Methinks thou misseth the point.

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    33. Re:Phases of Evolution by amicusNYCL · · Score: 1

      Reminisce

      Also, it looks like it got ported to iOS and Android. I'll have to check that out the next time I have to go to the bathroom.

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    34. Re: Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to confuse MBA with Buisness professionals. You don't have to have the first to be the second. The implication here is that people knowledgeable and successful in business management positions are better suited to his companies on a general basis.

      No where does he claim to not need the positions. People seem to forget Musk has a degree in economics and studied business as well.

    35. Re:Phases of Evolution by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Android for sure, it was part of one of the last Humble Bundles. Don't know about iOS.

      BTW, it looks and runs beautifully on a 1st gen. Nexus 7.

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    36. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Solid gold car is even better. It doesn't react with most chemicals. No reactions with oxygen means no fire.

    37. Re:Phases of Evolution by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

      How to not have your cars catch on fire is another issue :P

      Oh, that one is easy actually. You start with a spherical car in a vacuum...

    38. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of: "Anyone can make a bridge that won't collapse. But you need an Engineer to make a bridge that just barely holds up."

    39. Re:Phases of Evolution by dbIII · · Score: 1

      is because Boeing tried to outsource the design to cheaper firms

      That's an interesting euphemism for getting US government agents to do a bit of industrial espionage on Airbus at taxpayers expense.

      Boeing sacked the people with a clue and had to settle with bits an pieces from all over the place, including that infamous industrial espionage that came out in court. Since they can't operate well even fastened onto the government teat they are destined to become less competitive.

    40. Re:Phases of Evolution by Boronx · · Score: 1

      It's even stranger. They ordered him to do it.

    41. Re:Phases of Evolution by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      It's even stranger. They ordered him to do it.

      Wow, good thing we've learned so much about how to run a country like a business(tm) since those dark days!

    42. Re:Phases of Evolution by mcvos · · Score: 1

      (How to not have your cars catch on fire is another issue :P )

      It's an unsolved problem, but Tesla does a lot better at keeping the people in the car alive than other cars do.

    43. Re:Phases of Evolution by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I think they're drumming up the fire story because it shows how safe the car is. It looks superficially like bad PR, but it is actually very good PR, once you look at the data.

      I doubt Musk cares much about expectations. Releasing a totally new product in inherently unpredictable. But showing people how good their car really is, that is a lot more interesting.

    44. Re:Phases of Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of the composition of granite is already oxidised with oxygen. Primary components a silica and alumina with various metal oxides thrown in for color. This is of course assuming true granite not one of the hundred other "granites" you see in kitchen showrooms.

  6. The MBA Disease by cusco · · Score: 1

    I tend to dislike the celebrity business owners, but the more I hear Musk talk the more I like him.

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    1. Re:The MBA Disease by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is definitely a new breed of CEO, the last generation being the Jobs type that were selfish unto death. Even the robber barons of the Gilded Age like Frick and Carnegie left concert halls and hospitals.

      Time will tell if Musk is different from the Jobs type of CEO and actually leaves something worthy behind as a legacy.

  7. Better chances if you do not have one? by garcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As a one-time worker bee who is now a part of senior management (with an MPA and not an MBA, although they are pretty similar) I understand what he is saying but I disagree that people should have a better chance of being hired because they have the three letters next to their name.

    I hire for open reqs based on the PERSON and their SKILLSET, not the degree they may or may not hold. You know, the way it should be. What Musk is promoting through another one of his ridiculous soundbites is that we should pay more attention to degrees (good or bad) than the skills someone brings along with them.

    Musk can be absolutely brilliant and incredibly and insanely stupid all at the same time.

    1. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by ElSergio · · Score: 3, Informative

      If you read the actual article (and even the snippet above) it says you have a better chance being hired at HIS companies if you do not have one, based on the percentage of his upper level business people and the degrees they hold. Also in the original interview he goes on to state exactly what you are saying, that he hires based on skillset, and in his opinion the people without MBAs tend to be the more eligible candidates if you ignore degree. His hireing practices are based more on what have you done, rather than what agree you have obtained, since your academic carer can be fixed to an extend by what classes you choose to take in order to bump up your GPA.

    2. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by garcia · · Score: 1

      I did read the article and while I had a typo in the first line of my comment, I think it's silly that he says he would be less likely to hire someone with an MBA.

    3. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 2

      One of the things I've learned over the years, is that an MBA does nothing except prove that a worker has jumped through a set of hoops, like a good doggie. This is useful information to a degree, meaning the person is trainable and given a set of goals is likely to attain them.

      What a MBA does not prove is how successful they will be running any business, that comes from experience, which is the best education I've ever had. But my degree means nothing to me today, simply because it is not relevant at all any longer, except those that look there first. Elon Musk is correct, The Degree is mostly useless except getting in the front door.

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    4. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      I hire for open reqs based on the PERSON and their SKILLSET, not the degree they may or may not hold.

      Musk is essentially saying the same thing. However, where someone else with that philosophy would tend to think positively about an MBA (even though it wasn't an essential or bottom line requirement), he thinks negatively about it. However he did say he would hire people with MBA's anyway, if they met his other requirements.

    5. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by ElSergio · · Score: 1

      I am not super familiar with his practices at Tesla or PayPal, but having personally experienced the hiring process (Up to the point where I wasn't hired haha) I can tell you he does everything a little different than everyone else. But look where it has gotten him.

    6. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a one-time worker bee who is now a part of senior management (with an MPA and not an MBA, although they are pretty similar) I understand what he is saying but I disagree that people should have a better chance of being hired because they have the three letters next to their name.

      I hire for open reqs based on the PERSON and their SKILLSET, not the degree they may or may not hold. You know, the way it should be. What Musk is promoting through another one of his ridiculous soundbites is that we should pay more attention to degrees (good or bad) than the skills someone brings along with them.

      Musk can be absolutely brilliant and incredibly and insanely stupid all at the same time.

      Most people are... but in this case, I think he's somewhat correct. If you are running a business, and want to maintain status quo, a bunch of MBAs can help you achieve that. If you want velocity and novel business practices, an MBA will more often than not get in the way, as they've been trained in "the right way of doing things" which, while it is *a* right way of doing things, may not always apply, especially in a quickly changing market with funding for market experimentation. Basically, Musk is saying that he trains his MBAs on the job, and trains them to a different standard than most schools use. So seeing someone with an MBA tells him "I'm trained to approach things in a different way than what you're looking for" -- which means that he then has to examine whether that training is ALL they have, or whether it is something they are able to use when applicable and drop when it gets in the way. Most people who fall into the second category will also have some non-business degree, and will likely be hired for that skillset (like you mention), NOT their MBA training.

      Sometimes the limitations someone brings with them are just as important as the skills they bring.

    7. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Alomex · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Henry Mintzberg has data that shows MBAs tend to correlate with negative traits. This means that an MBA at the very least starts with a "higher probability of not being a good employee", so now they have to prove that they are better than the norm.

    8. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      we should pay more attention to degrees (good or bad) than the skills someone brings along with them.

      Actually he said:

      M: [An MBA program] teaches people all sorts of wrong things. ...
      M: I hire people in spite of an MBA, not because of one.

      So, he hires people who have the skills he needs, basically overlooking the (mis)education. I do see his point about a misallocation of resources (MBA school) but young kids might be forgiven for believing that it's worthwhile. On the other hand, I know some "I can't get a job, I'll go to MBA school" people who aren't out creating their own jobs.

      On top of that, SpaceX and Tesla are probably getting a very skewed portion of the applicant pool, so Musk probably has selection bias in his data. Which could swing the other way on MBA school credentials.

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    9. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      extent

    10. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's silly that he says he would be less likely to hire someone with an MBA.

      There does not appear to be anything silly about it. Just an observation based on statistical analysis of upper level management, and not on some directive to HR about giving people with MBAs (or without them) a tougher row to hoe. Since the title of an MBA portends an expertise in management, this conclusion certainly appears to signal that MBAs in this company (but maybe not others) are hired due to their actual expertise and in spite of whatever their degree title (or lack thereof) might suggest.

    11. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes it must hurt to think that your treasure 'MBA' skillset is really not a skillset at all, keep calm

    12. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually what Musk said is that he hires people despite the MBA, not because of it.

      I hire for open reqs based on the PERSON and their SKILLSET, not the degree they may or may not hold

      Ya, he said that.

      What Musk is promoting through another one of his ridiculous soundbites is that we should pay more attention to degrees (good or bad) than the skills someone brings along with them.

      No he said exactly the opposite. Try reading the actual article next time, garcia.

    13. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did read the article and while I had a typo in the first line of my comment, I think it's silly that he says he would be less likely to hire someone with an MBA.

      That's not what he said.
      He said he doesn't pay attention to your degree. He hires based on skill and accomplishment. The end result is that few MBA's get hired, not because they have an MBA (which is how you read it) but rather because MBA's usually don't have the skill or accomplishment... because MBA school teaches you wrong-headed thinking.

      Your posts are a perfect example. You read it one way, the way you wanted to read it, instead of thinking critically. When presented with statements that you were incorrect, instead of stepping back and re-evaluating your thought process, you dug in your heels and perpetuated your own feedback loop. This is exactly the type of thought process which they encourage in MBA schools, and that kind of thinking is no good for engineering... or business for that matter.

    14. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quiet you!

      I have one of those MPA / MBA thingies. It's my privileged silk air ticket that I earned after a very long and grueling 1-2 years in an otherwise life of ease and mediocrity so I can take over the reigns of a company networked to Daddy

      I secretly loathe myself when Iook in the mirror, because the engineers and chemists, and designers are the real guts of the company, and they all hate me because I'm just a layer of cream on top of them, that will outsource ops to China, in order to exercise my revenge.

    15. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem a little upset that you won't be hired by Musk, or likely any company which actually truly innovates, but anyone (even someone with legitimate qualifications) needs to accept that the MBA path is the golden ticket / boot licker path that dirtied up their resume, and can't be taken seriously by tangible creative industry.

      Don't worry, there are crates full of job offers for you at investment banks, and stock brokers. AOL might hire you. They're a joke!

    16. Re:Better chances if you do not have one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you hire a clinical psychologist who has a degree in astrology?

      Of course not. How much better would it be if he/she *also* possessed the appropriate Psych degree, and had some work experience?

      Maybe somewhat, but if you believe astrology is bogus to begin with, I think you're allowed to allow that one qualification to have a "poison pill" effect on your potential hires.

  8. Middle-manager's Business Accreditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I have many degrees that put letters after my name, including an MBA. I still remember how one of my professors railed on the MBA because all it did was enshrine "spreadsheet thinking," ruined creative thinking, make people more susceptible to buzz-word thinking, make dumb people feel smart, make them better at smart CYAs for dumb decisions and about 5 other criticisms that currently escape me. He even called them the "Middle-manager's Business Accreditation" because people at the top cannot behave that way, or they ruin companies, so most MBAs won't make it there for long; and the people at the top love MBAs at the middle level because the top brass are not limited by the MBA's decisions and know how to control them.

    1. Re:Middle-manager's Business Accreditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might enjoy The Gervais Principle. Its view of middle management is rather similar.

    2. Re:Middle-manager's Business Accreditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working out figures on a spreadsheet can be very handy to gain information of how various parts of your company are operating boiled down to dollars. Unfortunately, to some people, when all you have is a hammer, everything is a nail.

      I like hammers. I used to "fix" old floppy disks that wouldn't read with one.

    3. Re:Middle-manager's Business Accreditation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Case studies are HP an MS. Both subjected to MBAs.

  9. Same Argument as Certifications by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 1

    Maybe not in his mind, but definitely in mine. The 'thought-path' that ends up in a certification is not something I want to encourage. Perhaps if it were more like an RPG, and a certain amount of 'XP' resulted in a new certification rank.

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  10. Dungeons and Dragons by Piata · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think the most important thing from this interview is that Musk played D&D and is a self professed nerd.

  11. list of SpaceX MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As usual, those who bash MBA most loudly are the ones that hire them:

    Example SpaceX employees w/ MBAs including his CIO
    http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=599586
    http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=607870
    http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=10662209

    And of course, his investors, which probably all have MBAs
    http://www.linkedin.com/profile/view?id=15592967

    There is no such thing as a bad education, only bad students.
    I have an MBA, it was totally awesome to get, I did it while working full time, learned a lot, apply the knowledge often.
    The bashers are just looking for media attention, esp when they hire so many of them.

    1. Re:list of SpaceX MBAs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was reading and/or reading comprehension not part of your MBA program?

      "I hire people in spite of an MBA"

    2. Re:list of SpaceX MBAs by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      As usual, those who bash MBA most loudly are the ones that hire them:

      Read more carefully: Musk said he hired people in spite of having MBA's, not that he wouldn't hire people with MBA's.

      There is no such thing as a bad education, only bad students.

      There are both.

      I have an MBA, it was totally awesome to get, I did it while working full time, learned a lot, apply the knowledge often.

      If you also have a serious technical degree, and think that about your MBA, you're the exception. I've known some very astute people with a serious technical education, who also got MBA's. They all say they did it for the credentials. They say that while they learned some useful basics in the MBA curricula, none of them were terribly impressed by it (including Wharton, etc.) and think they could have obtained the important knowledge with much less fanfare and expense.

  12. I never met a physicist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Musk is the exception and is riding along on the anti MBA trend in Silicon Valley. Look at Google's job adverts. A good number of them require an MBA because they seek that broad general knowledge and ability to see the whole playing field.

    Suck it up folks, especially IT. You don't want a sysadmin trying to manage product development or deployment.

  13. Groupthink not wanted? by ebno-10db · · Score: 4, Informative

    According to Musk, 'I hire people in spite of an MBA'.

    What's that, he doesn't like mindless groupthink, and the inability to understand the difference between a rule of thumb and actual thought, judgement and understanding of reality? No wonder the guy is a failure.

  14. Amen by 0xG · · Score: 1

    Far too many of the self-righteous pricks already.

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  15. Physics versus MBA by Okian+Warrior · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Physicists like to think they are smarter than everyone else, but they often make big fools of themselves on non-physics topics that require social intelligence.

    A quick search of Amazon and eBay turns up quite a few "quick MBA" selections. Titles like:

    The One-Day MBA
    MBA in a Day: What You Would Learn at Top-Tier Business Schools
    The Mobile MBA: 112 Skills to Take You Further, Faster 2012 -Man
    The 10-Day MBA
    Complete MBA For Dummies

    I couldn't find anything remotely similar for a degree in physics.

    What else you got?

    1. Re:Physics versus MBA by ElSergio · · Score: 2

      Yeah I'm glad you posted this, because I would have been a little miffed if I just spent 5 years getting my B.S. in Physics only to find out there was a 30 day option.

    2. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Try a little harder?

      Physics For Dummies
      Physics Made Simple
      E=MC2: Simple Physics: Why Balloons Rise, Apples Fall & Golf BallsGo Awry
      CliffsQuickReview Physics
      The Physics Quick Reference Guide

    3. Re:Physics versus MBA by ElSergio · · Score: 1

      Good books, I have read most of them. But they are almost all to cover first year physics, not the entire degree program.

    4. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you think these "quick MBA" books are covering? I've never seen one that does more than scratch the surface of financial markets.

    5. Re:Physics versus MBA by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quick MBA books probably cut to the chase and tell you how you can dismember, cook and eat competing managers, creatively shit on subordinates from great heights, and how to fool semi-conscious boards into letting you set up your stock dumping scheme.

      That's the first chapter. The rest of the books is phone numbers and email addresses of lawyers who can help you bury the bodies and elude indictment on RICO charges.

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    6. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need an MBA for any of that. All you need is a publicly traded company. The quarterly financial statement and how management is rewarded is the seed from which that behavior comes.

    7. Re:Physics versus MBA by dorpus · · Score: 1

      I'm sensing a gap in logic here. Are you saying that the books you list will magically get you an MBA degree?

    8. Re:Physics versus MBA by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      You're both kidding, right?
      Nobody serious, intelligent and - yes - educated would pretend that a meaningful post-grad qualification in either subject could be gained from reading just one book. Or even many books.
      Having done both, I'm certain that the contributions of my lecturers and fellow-students were far more important than the texts.
      And of course, just not technically..the social aspect is equally important.

    9. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A PHD-ed Physicist is actually smarter than 99.9% of the people on this planet. Just accept that. Without then the word would still be using beads to keep track of business transaction.

    10. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A physics education takes more than a lifetime.

    11. Re:Physics versus MBA by MetricT · · Score: 2

      I have a MBA from a top 25 school, but I also have 4 years towards a Ph.D. in theoretical physics and 12 years experience in academic high-performance computing, so I hope I have street cred when I say this...

      Saying you can get a "12 Hour MBA" is like saying you can get Ph.D in astrophysics by reading Carl Sagan's "Cosmos". It's Dunning-Kruger made manifest.

      I found my MBA to be just as challenging as my physics degree. Strategy, game theory, operations, and economics aren't exactly power-puff courses. And there's a reason they hand out Nobel's in economics.

      Don't confuse the body of knowledge with the person seeking it. There's a difference between someone who /has/ an MBA, and someone who /is/ an MBA. The latter are annoying, but they would be annoying no matter what degree they had.

    12. Re:Physics versus MBA by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Physicists like to think they are smarter than everyone else, but they often make big fools of themselves on non-physics topics that require social intelligence.

      A quick search of Amazon and eBay turns up quite a few "quick MBA" selections. Titles like:

      The One-Day MBA MBA in a Day: What You Would Learn at Top-Tier Business Schools The Mobile MBA: 112 Skills to Take You Further, Faster 2012 -Man The 10-Day MBA Complete MBA For Dummies

      I couldn't find anything remotely similar for a degree in physics.

      What else you got?

      Feynman's lectures. Seriuosly the real value of an MBA is in the network of alumns than many of the course.

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    13. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister struggled to get her BA in a health science field - don't remember exactly what degree but she must have taken the watered down chem, physics etc. and still had lots of trouble with it. She just does not have an analytical mind.

      She got a MBA scholarship to pepperdine, I suppose they felt sorry for her not coming from a wealthy family and all, and she said it was the easiest course work she ever did - much easier than the science BA. I remember even she said the quality of the students was low - one of them spoke ebonics and I'm not try to make a joke.

    14. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lets see what some physicists did:

      Newton - stablised the Royal currency
      Oppenheimer - Managed all those physicist, turning theory into reality, managed what was impossible, to the possible
      Fermi - This guy near single handedly built the first reactor.
      Sagan - lead a cultural revolution, educated the entire western population on all sciences and history, possibly one of the most influential thinkers and social activists.
      Wernher von Braun - Lead the team that built all of the US rockets and got people to the moon on time even when the time frame was ridiculous.
      Richard Feynman - Made contributions to multiple fields. Famously fighting bad management when investigating the challenger disaster.

      To name but a few. Physicists are inherently flexible and adaptable. They require hard evidence and numbers, but can also see the bigger picture. Think of the skills a physics graduate has to master to be able to get through. You can't just memorise formula or text and regurgitate it, you absolutely have to comprehend it, you have to show thought.

        People get MBA's because they lack skills and they hope MBA magic will fix everything. Like many qualifications a MBA doesn't really mean you can do anything in particular and the skills you need are fairly generic and not that high level.

      I would wager that most physics graduates are better with numbers/spreadsheets than MBA graduates, particularly when applying it to new situations. I would wager most physicists are more creative problem solvers too. I would also say I think they would be better listerners. After a physics degree, you know you don't know anything, so are keen to learn and adapt. People get MBA and think thats it, Im the master of business, listen to me. (IMO)

    15. Re:Physics versus MBA by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Great, I clicked on your Homepage and what do I get? Topless photos. GEEZ

      All joking aside, I appreciated your perspective, though I do wonder if all MBAs are that involved...

      -l

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    16. Re:Physics versus MBA by Robotbeat · · Score: 1

      You know, technically they /don't/ hand out Nobel Prizes in Economics... It's just a Nobel /Memorial/ Prize.... ;)

      But seriously, if you completed 4 years of a theoretical physics Ph.D. but think your MBA was just as challenging... is there a reason why you were able to complete the MBA is less time (presumably)? It's because PhDs in Physics are harder (and possibly not as well compensated as a similar amount of non-Physics-PhD effort for someone intelligent enough to attempt a Physic PhD). Which isn't to say you chose wrong... PhDs in Physics take FOREVER.

      But an MBA hardly gets you a PhD in economics...

      In all reality, I agree with Musk, here. Being a physicist (even if just undergrad) gives you a much better leg up on spotting fundamental opportunities for improvement in technology than an MBA does. It really does teach you how to spot fundamental relationships and what really matters in a system, while giving you a broad toolset for general problem-solving.

      I doubt you would have had as much of a fruitful time pursuing your MBA if you hadn't been trained extensively in Physics beforehand.

    17. Re:Physics versus MBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not a real nobel prize, it's banker masturbating each other...

      In 1968, Sveriges Riksbank (Sweden's central bank) established the Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel, founder of the Nobel Prize

  16. this is a fluff piece about a nerd celebrity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no useful or actionable data here. He mentions rockets without going into any hard info on how he's made his cheaper to launch. He also fails to acknowledge the value of his team. Here is your new Steve jobs.

  17. Take it from an MBA expert by Alomex · · Score: 5, Interesting

    MBAs on paper are supposed to teach you a lot of useful things. In practice most students walk away with one thing in their mind: how to cut costs to a minimum even if it drives the business to the ground so long as they collect their bonus before it does so.

    You can read all about it from Henry Mintzberg who is a Cleghorn Professor of Management Studies at the Desautels Faculty of Management of McGill University, and has spent the last two decades trying to fix the present MBA mess.

    His book "Managers not MBAs" is a must read for anyone thinking about hiring an MBA.

    1. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never understood this. Do people actually hire an MBA instead of a manager? My understanding is that HR usually just uses "MBA" as a filter to avoid trying to find 10 people to interview out of a stack of 100,000 applicants. This is the only reason everyone requires a college degree now as well. Otherwise normal hiring practices should apply. We can thank the internet for this assinine system.

    2. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by segmond · · Score: 1

      Kinda of like computer science, it's suppose to teach a lot of useful things. Yet most people get a degree and can't write a freaking linked list from scratch, let alone implement trees. If you are lucky, they might be able to write up a simple sorting algorithm. Titles mean nothing, output is the only thing that counts in this world. MBA, CS Degree, any certification, whatever.

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    3. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Yet most people get a degree and can't write a freaking linked list from scratch

      You must be interviewing near the bottom of the barrel then. Usually my potential hires tend to conk out a bit higher in the "code this" part of the interview.

    4. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Kingkaid · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is a country thing (I am a Canadian and did my degree here), or a program thing, but my program did not emphasize cost cutting in the slightest. We actually spent most of the time dealing with resolving problems, and other human-like interactions as well as learning enough in a subject so we could actually converse and analyse data with regards to it.

    5. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I suspect he's one of those guys who posts jobs like "5 years experience with Java, Oracle, C++, Delphi, COBOL, Windows Domain Controllers, and Lotus Notes. Must have project management experience on large software projects. Must have certifications listed on pages 3-7. Starting Salary: $35,000".

      Then they're surprised when the only candidates that show up are the ones that don't know shit except how to forge certificates and pretend they know what they are doing. Pretty soon the company is griping about the lack of H1Bs because they have some promising candidates from overseas who claim to fit the bill...

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    6. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Kingkaid · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up :)

    7. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Titles mean nothing, output is the only thing that counts in this world. MBA, CS Degree, any certification, whatever

      While making such hyperbolic statements might make you feel better, reality is that titles are directly correlated to performance, though p strictly less than 1. Yes, not every person with a doctor degree knows what the hypothalamus is, but surely its a much larger percentage than those without a medical degree.

      I've hired good programmers with no titles, but I bet you $100 dollars that the percentage of people who can program a linked list is much higher among those with titles than those without.

    8. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by RobertinXinyang · · Score: 1

      First off, Manager v. MBA is a false dichotomy. There is no reason a person cannot be both. I am the Directer at a Small High School; I am also an MBA. My duties include management, planning, and teaching.

      The MBA is not a piece of magic; it is also not a discrete piece of knowledge. It is both a refinement of the application of knowledge and an opportunity to develop a more structured approach to thinking while retaining the necessary flexibility to consider, and choose from, several good, or bad, alternatives. The development of structured thinking also carries over into scheduling and planning activities.

      While the MBA programs discuss strategic thinking and, they do not leave out the process of seeing the tasks through.

      As Clausewitz reminds us, "Amateurs talk about strategy, professionals talk about logistics."

    9. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by RobertinXinyang · · Score: 1

      My MBA was also not obsessed with cost-cutting at the expense of future options. However, these people telling you what is included in an MBA program have, for the large part, never completed one. In simple terms, they don't know what they are talking about.

      An MBA is not a unique skill, it is the result of a program that involves a refinement of skill-sets.

    10. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Alomex · · Score: 1

      Read the book will ya?

      There is no reason a person cannot be both.

      Of course, otherwise Mr. Mintzberg would not be a professor in an MBA program. What he claims (among many other things) is that MBA programs should take as input essentially only managers mid-career, not kids fresh out of school like they often do today.

    11. Re:Take it from an MBA expert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the GP post says, on paper they cover a lot of ground. In practice the one message the students walk away with is: "cut the hell out of expenses".

      When was the last time you saw an MBA walk into a company and say: the problem is that we are not spending enough? our design process suck, our manufacturing components are crap, and our workforce is underpaid which means we lose our best players. We will double expenditures and pull out of this slump.

  18. Breaking News.... by endoboy · · Score: 2

    Successful business leader XXX announces that his college program (or lack thereof) is better than any other....

    1. Re:Breaking News.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot idiot thinking that an ad hominum constitutes an argument.

  19. I've met serveral good MBAs... by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 2

    And a shit load of bad ones.

    This good ones, were excellent technically then took what they learned in MBA in terms of business functions and applied them in a way the made everyone more effective and productive. The bad ones tended to be poor performers in their chosen fields who ran to an MBA as a way to avoid working on technical details that they couldn't comprehend.

    The worst were smart, but evil. They took an MBA as a fast path to management, where they gulled their peers with enough technical know how to achieve their dreams of power and influence. The more power they got, the less tolerant they became of other "smart guys." They were viewed as threats that might expose potential technical short comings in the MBA's plans.

    1. Re:I've met serveral good MBAs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same can be said about engineers.

    2. Re:I've met serveral good MBAs... by dkf · · Score: 1

      The same can be said about engineers.

      Engineering is a fast path to management??? Umm... no...

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    3. Re:I've met serveral good MBAs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like a textbook definition of Psychopath.

      Go read "Snakes in Suits".

  20. Man has bias by geekoid · · Score: 1

    uses bias to judge people news at 11

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    1. Re:Man has bias by Burz · · Score: 1

      uses bias to judge people news at 11

      Oh, the irony of sympathizing with those who judge for profit.

    2. Re:Man has bias by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I have no idea what that means.

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  21. MBA people ruin companies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Keep MBA people away from your company. They will leverage, shift paradigms, acquire, sell off, and ultimately destroy any company they run. Buzz-word this and buzz-word that. They know better than anyone else and you are stupid for doubting them. Well, yeah, thanks for ruining my company, I guess I must have been wrong.

  22. Halfway through my MBA... by Ogive17 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I do not put much value in an MBA either despite the fact I am currently pursuing one. My circumstance is that my employer partnershiped with a university to offer 1/2 off tuition and I get an additional $3k reimbursement from my employer each year. End result is I will pay about $6k out of my pocket... too good of an opportunity to pass up.

    Most of the material has been common sense, in my opinion. The organizational leadership classes have been interesting. Right now I'm in a class that focuses on ethics and sustainability. Nothing to this point has been about cutting costs for temporary increase in profit. There is plenty of talk about efficiency, though.. but that is a necessity for a business to survive.

    I plan to use my MBA to make a point in future job interviews - I am willing to take that step to continue learning. Regardless of the overall usefulness of the degree, it does take dedication to juggle my current job, school, and helping raise my 9 month old son.

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    1. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

      That is why the program is called an MBA: Multi-tasking Business Accumen

    2. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Define "efficiency".

      If the word "cost" comes out of your head, you've been taking classes about cutting costs for temporary (and hopefully long-term) increases in profit.

    3. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by klui · · Score: 2

      Pretty sure if MBAs were running Tesla, they would have waited for lawsuits filed for the fires before they did anything, let alone giving customers a free retrofit by mere recommendation rather than mandate from the NHTSA. It's just running the numbers, where goodwill and customer satisfaction is difficult to measure in a spreadsheet.

    4. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I'm a packaging engineer, my job is to create "efficient" packaging designs that focus on QCDE - Quality, Cost, Delivery, Environment.

      I knew this long before I took any MBA courses. Hell, any Engineer that does not take cost into account is not going to be very successful. Anyone can be great if they have limitless resources to work with. It takes someone special to do great things with a limited budget.

      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    5. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Maybe a decade or two ago. Most successful companies now realize that doing the "right thing" is better even if it happens to cost a little more than trying to ignore the problem.

      --
      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    6. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by Alomex · · Score: 1

      There is plenty of talk about efficiency, though.. but that is a necessity for a business to survive.

      The problem is that most people hear efficiency and they think cost cutting. For example, while Subway was busy finding the cheapest meat substitutes to sell you as ham Quiznos moved in taking a few billion of Subways market share.

      Sometimes the most efficient thing to do is to go upscale (think BMW, Apple, Rolex). In my experience, very few MBAs seem to be aware of this simple fact.

    7. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I plan to use my MBA to make a point in future job interviews

      How nice of your current employer to fund that for you.

      Thanks for being honest, but you are reinforcing the stereotype of ambition with little or no loyalty to an employer which attaches to a lot of MBAs.

    8. Re:Halfway through my MBA... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      I'm a packaging engineer

      Are you the one to blame for those damn plastic clam shell packages?

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  23. A course in statistics might be good for Elon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    then he would learn how deceptive comparing apples to oranges when trying to make an argument can be.

  24. I Have to Agree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I work, the rule of thumb is that the higher your degree you have, the more entitled you feel to contribute less. The mindset among the MBAs and PhDs is that they already put in their time to get their degree and now they know everything, so they don't have perform menial tasks such as testing their code. Nevermind the fact that most of what they produce is fundamentally broken and needs to be re-engineered by someone with a measley BS degree. I know that there are plenty of MBAs and PhDs that don't act this way, but the point is that people with these degrees do not necessarily contribute higher quality or even quantity.

    In addition to that, a number of people have asked me why I haven't gone for my MBA. My response is that it doesn't make sense to put myself into debt for the minor increase in salary. In addition to that, some of my coworkers are going for an MBA and based on the description of their projects, I would be bored. Most of their assignments seem to barely surpass the scope and difficulty of undergrad assignments. If I wanted to make more money, I would be much better off teaching myself very specific technologies and gaining as much experience as I can. That real-world experience counts much more than any degree since you can hit the ground running on all projects that use those technologies. So I have to mostly agree with Elon on this. I don't think that having a graduate degree should count against you, but when I interview someone, I certainly don't give the person any additional credibility since I have seen a fair share of hacks with grad and post-grad degrees.

  25. A MBA is about to reform a business ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 3, Funny

    While he walks through the dining room of the restaurant he realizes: "this is the profit center!"
    Now he turns to the kitchen and realizes: "this is the cost center!"
    Guess which part gets closed first and who gers fired ...

    --
    Cost free eBook I read (by iBook/Kobo/Amazon/ObookO/Gutenberg etc.): "The Green Odyssey" by Philip Jose Farmer.
    1. Re:A MBA is about to reform a business ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously the restaurant should have higher profits by outsourcing it's core business: food preparation.

    2. Re:A MBA is about to reform a business ... by HeckRuler · · Score: 2

      HA! Like an MBA would make that sort of rookie mistake.

      No, no, no. The only profit centers in a business are management and possibly sales. At least, according to management and sales.

  26. Now we know the secret to Tesla's power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hot air; Musk has an unlimited supply.

  27. MBAs actually taught to think in delusional ways. by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Here's the MBA worldview:

    1) If it doesn't exist on a spreadsheet, it doesn't exist.
    2) You don't have to know the details of the business to run it.
    3) Productivity is what we say it is.
    4) Everything is measured in money. The physical world barely matters.

    MBAs seem to share this worldview with those ever accurate, johny-on-the-spot folks commonly known as "economists." They know everything too.

    --
    Please do not read this sig. Thank you.
  28. Please expand by mariox19 · · Score: 1

    Was that professor of yours one of your professors in your MBA program, or a professor you had while earning a different degree? Also, if you don't mind me asking, it's not definitively clear to me whether you're agreeing with that professor or not. (I think you are.) Can you state unequivocally?

    Finally, if you don't mind, I'm intrigued by this quote from the article:

    [MBA programs] teach people that you must be special, and it causes people to close down their feedback loop and not rigorously examine when they are wrong.

    I don't get it. Do MBA students have this kind of smoke blown up their asses by their professors or the departments? Did you experience anything like this as an MBA student? What are some of the kinds of things that MBA students are told? Thanks.

    --

    quiquid id est, timeo puellas et oscula dantes.

    1. Re:Please expand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was a professor for my (AACSB, in case you are wondering) MBA. He was an adjunct professor and he was a business professional. Incidentally, he didn't have an MBA but rather a degree in finance or accounting (something involving money).

      As to your second question, it is really three fold. The first is because most places tout up their degree as the equivalent of a Ph.D. or M.D. or D.O. The second is that many people who go for the MBA already have high feelings already and the constant positive feedback does that. The third is that, in the classroom, no one gives bad answers because the bad answers are so obviously bad no one would pick them, are evident from the reading (after reading about the fallacy of sunk costs all the right answers will obviously ignore them) or you are redirected to another answer.

      For example, you read a problem that mentions a failing business with 5 employees that are all essential. You say, "cut costs by firing someone," instructor says "all employees are essential," so you respond with, "increase revenues by hiring salesmen," they respond with, "interesting choice, let's talk about the pros and cons of hiring when losing money." All the person called on hears is "interesting answer" and he associated dopamine rush of being able to relax now that the professor is back on lecture mode, instead of examine mode.

      Now that I think about it, the way class is conducted requires quick gut responses. True, exams require more nuance, but you don't live exams everyday.

  29. What would this numpty know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have an MBA so get it right up ye!

  30. Mostly manichean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mostly gratuitous criticism... MBAs are only a tiny aspect of the (largely US driven) tendency to turn anything into data and mine it endlessly. Think baseball...

  31. Elon Musk for President by weilawei · · Score: 2

    "Of necessity, physics had to develop a framework of thinking that would allow understanding counter-intuitive elements of reality. Something like quantum physics is not very intuitive, and in order to make progress, physics essentially evolved a framework of thinking that was very effective for coming to correct answers that are not obvious. And in order to do this, it requires quite a lot of mental exertion. One cannot conduct one's everyday life reasoning from first principles; it would just require too much mental energy. So I think you have to operate most of your life with reasoning by analogy or essentially copying other people with minor variations. But if you are trying to break new ground and be really innovative, that's where you have to apply first-principle thinking and try to identify the most fundamental truths in any particular arena and you reason up from there. This requires quite a bit of mental exertion and I can give you some examples of how this helps one in the rocket business."

    "I had an existential crisis when I was 12 or 13, and [was] trying to figure out what does it all mean, why are we here, is it all meaningless, that sort of thing. I came to the conclusion that the best thing we can do is try to improve the scope and scale of consciousness and gain greater enlightenment which will in turn allow us to ask better and better questions, because obviously the universe is the answer, so what is the question? All questions, I suppose.""

    "A lot of people in physics are concerned about expenditures on manned space flight because they are not sure what's the point. Generally I would agree: if we were just going to bounce around in low Earth orbit, it's questionable whether it's worth the expense. However, if one considers the objective to become a space-faring civilization and a multi-planet species, I think that physicists should support that because it increases the probable lifespan of humanity dramatically, and dramatically increases the scope and scale of civilization, which in turn is what will lead to greater enlightenment in physics and other arenas. "

    Slashdot fortune: "Forty two."

  32. There's a glut of MBAs by echtertyp · · Score: 1

    The problem may self correct after a few more years.

  33. Analyst Programmer is the IT equivalent. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Managers, in theory, the best of them have the worst job for self respect: the best manager IS NEVER NOTICED *except* when they're not there and you notice what you miss. But it's not good for the prestige of the job. It's not particularly sexy. And since those aiming for the top will have to go through management to get there, this will not be allowed to be the case.

    But you're correct: the manager is meant to ensure that the problems never get to the workers. Need a new PC? Manager sorts it out. Ass exec requirement (a la PHB)? Manager deflects or removes it.

    But a lot will want to "DO SOMETHING" and then you get like you say: someone who only sees what can be measured because that's the only tool they've been taught.

    Analyst programmers are the IT equivalent.

    Your analyst should determine WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE. And it must be possible to say "Nothing. You cannot change this well enough to make up for the disruption, never mind the risk that the change makes it worse.". It MUST be possible to say "There is no programming solution. Your punched card indexing is sufficient to your needs."

    But an analyst programmer has, already built in to the title, the assertion that a program is needed, that change is wanted and that change will be by computer.

    So IT problems are created because the mindset is wrong.

  34. the importance of physics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..from a guy who thinks mining asteroids makes sense. Yeah...

  35. John Sculley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nearly every successful company hires a business person to run things as it grows larger, so they must be good for something.

    Of course. Steve Jobs brought on John Sculley at AAPL in 1983 and look how well that turned out

    Imagine how horrible the result would have been if Jobs had actually tried to run it himself.

    1. Re:John Sculley by phantomfive · · Score: 2

      Well yeah, actually, in those days Jobs was known to be a poor manager. People didn't like working for him, and a lot of good engineers quit Apple in the early days. There's a reason he was looking for outside help.

      Of course he learned a lot of that business management stuff, and afterwards did well. But you're kidding yourself if you think the same Steve Jobs that saved Apple in 97 was the one who brought on John Sculley in 83.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  36. Which came first? by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

    Which came first: the bad company culture or the MBA who perpetuated it?

    It's pretty much a given that /. will agree with Musk's sentiment on this topic, given our engineering/technology/science-leaning tendencies. After all, it seems like it's an inevitable stage in most company's life cycles: startup -> success -> bring in business types -> slide into mediocrity -> become one of the has-beens. You might still be a very successful has-been, but you won't be the thought-leader in your field.

    But, really, should we be so quick to agree? Rather than being guilty of falling prey to the very groupthink that we accuse MBAs of falling for, let me play Devil's Advocate for a bit and suggest that we focus on the chicken instead of the egg for a bit.

    As companies get more successful, they tend to get larger than their founders can personally handle (we're all aware of how difficult a problem scaling can be), meaning that there's a legitimate need to impose some type of structure over the system. MBAs are very aware of what sorts of structures have been used before and what has worked in different situations, so they are called in to impose those structures over the organization. For the companies that don't bring them in at that point, they'll either have a difficult period as their leadership adjusts things through trial and error, or else they'll simply go under before they ever have a chance to slide into mediocrity.

    I've seen smart MBA types who can come into a company, recognize what makes it special, and will work hard to preserve it while making the changes that are necessary for allowing the company to scale better. I've seen others in middle management who, rather than displaying sociopathic tendencies or squandering their team, challenge their team of engineers to break new ground while working cooperatively with other teams in an effort to build up the company as a whole. Sure, they may be the exception, rather than the rule, but the point is that they can bring a unique perspective to the team that many engineering types can't, which helps to shake things up.

    But as companies get larger and larger, it gets easier and easier to hide negligence or disappear into the bureaucracy, and when that happens, the company starts to incentivize the sort of behavior we've all come to expect of MBAs. When Team A realizes that they can cut corners and leave the problem in Team B's hands, eventually, someone will start taking advantage of that. MBAs are trained to look for those sorts of things, so it's only natural that they will when they're put in that situation, but let's not kid ourselves into thinking that they have a monopoly on that behavior. Put a manager with an engineering background in the same spot and there's a good chance they'll do the same eventually. It's an issue with the company and the way it's managed. The middle manager's abuse of the system is just a symptom.

    Alternatively, put an MBA at the top and they may try to kill the golden goose (e.g. R&D, a good brand name, etc.) for a quicker payout, but who put the guy with ideas that are clearly contrary to the company's stated beliefs at the top in the first place? He might end up being the thing that everyone points at later on when they talk about when the company "died", but the fact is, it was likely rotting well before that because he wouldn't have been able to get appointed otherwise (unless he pulled the wool over everyone's eyes).

    Do MBAs perpetuate bad company culture? Absolutely, but so do plenty of others from STEM fields and the like. We may argue that MBAs actively sour a culture (pun not intended) whereas the STEM folks merely respond in kind, but I think that's being a bit naive on our part. As companies grow, they have to fight to maintain their culture of excellence, and that's true regardless of whether MBAs are involved. A bad MBA can cause rot to grow around them in the company, but that's true of any employee, really. What makes MBAs stand out more, however,

  37. This warms my heart by DaMattster · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and makes me think that there is still hope. MBAs destroy innovation, motivation, and productivity in the name of short term profits. MBAs represent modern scorched earth business tactics. Profit in the short term and destroy a thriving business in the long term. I run my own consulting business and an MBA is my weedout criteria - have MBA, will not travel.

    1. Re:This warms my heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Funny. I too have my own consulting business and yet I have my MBA. It has paid dividends in procuring clients in large cap sectors like O&G because I am more than conversant in finance now and not just in technical skills (my undergrad is in CS).

      Folks saying they run screaming from people because they have MBAs sound just as equally ignorant as those that flock to people because they have an MBA.

      Instead of blanket statements and generalizations about those with MBAs I would suggest maybe to take a step off the pedestal and get to know the candidate. Would you look at an MBA differently if you found out they went back to grad school after several years of professional work, while at the same time holding down his normal 8-5 and supporting their family? Or would that still "not travel"?

    2. Re:This warms my heart by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's fine. Consulting is one of the biggest parasite cocksucker scams out there. And that's all you do. You're a flea on the ass cheek of real businesses. Congratulations.

  38. Only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only by giving their sound to another team member.

  39. Re:MBAs actually taught to think in delusional way by JustNiz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You missed by far the most important one:

    If you can't easily calculate a dollar value of something, it must be 0.

    This rule alone is why all MBAs refuse to see any downside exists to strategies that inevitably create more rework, or piss off key customers enough to impact future sales.

  40. Meetup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meetup is the world's largest network of local groups. Meetup makes it easy for anyone to organize a local group or find one of the thousands already meeting up face-to-face. More than 9,000 groups get together in local communities each day, each one with the goal of improving themselves or their communities.For more info , please visit http://www.meetup.com/

  41. Re:MBAs actually taught to think in delusional way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of this is even remotely true in any MBA ... Where the hell are you getting your information?

  42. To ask if you've tried Mylyn?:-) by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    http://www.eclipse.org/mylyn/
    "Mylyn's task-focused interface reduces information overload and makes multitasking easy. Mylyn makes tasks a first class part of the IDE, integrates rich and offline editing for ALM tools, and monitors your programming activity to create a "task context" that focuses your workspace and automatically links all relevant artifacts to the task-at-hand. This puts the information you need at your fingertips and improves productivity by reducing information overload, facilitating multitasking and easing the sharing of expertise."

    Frankly, still have not got the hang of it myself, so I turned it off..

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  43. One more reason to like the guy by quax · · Score: 2

    After my physics degree I thought it would be a good idea to learn something about business so I got an MBA.

    While at business school I couldn't believe the crap they teach there. Especially the believe in the efficient market hypothesis is a joke.

    But it wasn't all a waste of money. Having to get everything done as part of a diverse team, while being swamped with work, did prepare me well for consulting, and according to my wife markedly improved my social skills :-)

  44. Automating away jobs by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You wrote: "Not a single person was laid off..."

    But the unstated part is "...in your company".

    If demand grows slower than supply (like due to limited money supply in the real economy, a law of diminishing returns of more consumer goods, increasing burden from negative externalities, structural unemployment, etc.) then other companies that are less productive may go out of business due to your improvements, taking jobs (and also ultimately customers) with them. We're about to see that rapidly accelerate with increasing use of robotics, AI, and other advanced automation.
    http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/10/08/1530233/digital-revolution-will-kill-jobs-inflame-social-unrest-says-gartner?sdsrc=popbyskid

    Here is a list I put together of about 50 things one can do about that:
    http://www.pdfernhout.net/beyond-a-jobless-recovery-knol.html

    A "basic income" (monthly social security payments for all from birth) is the simplest and probably most effective one of those for a democratic capitalistic society:
    http://www.slate.com/blogs/business_insider/2013/11/17/american_basic_income_an_end_to_poverty.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/17/magazine/switzerlands-proposal-to-pay-people-for-being-alive.html
    http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/14/opinion/krugman-sympathy-for-the-luddites.html

    The opposite position though:
    http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/10/04/1222228/the-luddites-are-almost-always-wrong-why-tech-doesnt-kill-jobs

    --
    A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    1. Re:Automating away jobs by volmtech · · Score: 1

      In a closed system the apex capitalist will "kill" all his competitors and extract every penny from the captive consumers. The world economy is getting close to that. By automating and off-shoring only the most efficient businesses prosper. By eliminating workers vast profits can be amassed and extraneous people can just die. Managing a population where less than half the people actually work will be difficult. Most people don't want to work and the wrong people want to be in charge of the money.

    2. Re:Automating away jobs by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      Well, in theory, in a truly free market, that is not supposed to happen, as individual capitalists get lazy or sick and others take their place. And without things like copyright, patents, limited-liability corporations, or other monopolies or subsidies or preferences granted and enforced by a strong State, it is hard to hold onto a top position.

      Yet, there are positive externalities like community and negative extenalities like pollution that lead to market failures without some sort of higher level organization than a marketplace. And, it takes money to make money, so wealth builds on wealth. And in practice, great wealth means you can buy favorable laws. That is, until the populace resists in some way, including at the voting booth. Or until the system collapses from some unaccounted for externality like an unmanaged unregulated risk leading to market failure or widespread disaster like biotech plague or nanotech gray goo or failed asteroid mining project crashing to Earth or corporate-lobbied-for militaristic spending spirals out of control and saturates the world with mobile mines etc..

      Anyway, what you describe is a bt like the first part of Marshall Brain's "Manna" novel.
      http://www.marshallbrain.com/manna1.htm

      It's true in a sense that most people don't want to work, because at the core of all animal nature is a motivational triad of seeking pleasure, avoiding pain, and conserving energy. Doug Lisle talks about this (including in the book, The Pleasure Trap).
      "The pleasure trap: Douglas Lisle"
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX2btaDOBK8
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxf4kj8Rb6Y

      In the past, people who were not "lazy" wasted energy and so did not survive as well. The question is, what is the payoff for doing something in gaining pleasure or avoiding pain (or also at higher moral or spiritual or social levels etc.). I think most people are willing to do things when they see a payoff (even just trundling over to the fridge for a beer). More on motivation by Dan Pink:
      "RSA Animate - Drive: The surprising truth about what motivates us"
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6XAPnuFjJc

      And people seem tuned for a certain small amount of self-directed work daily (plus child-care):
      http://www.primitivism.com/original-affluent.htm
      "A good case can be made that hunters and gatherers work less than we do; and, rather than a continuous travail, the food quest is intermittent, leisure abundant, and there is a greater amount of sleep in the daytime per capita per year than in any other condition of society. The most obvious, immediate conclusion is that the people do not work hard. The average length of time per person per day put into the appropriation and preparation of food was four or five hours"

      --
      A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
    3. Re:Automating away jobs by volmtech · · Score: 1

      The newest Bloomberg Magazine has a very informative article on the iPhone workers trail. Workers are recruited in Nepal and pay hundreds of dollars to recruiters and transporters to be repaid with earnings from 3 years of work. The job ends in six months but the employer holds their passports so they can't leave. Much better than slavery. These guys pay you to come work.

      The Dole crews would have team leaders and will have to cooperatively comb through the neighborhood fixing fences and doors. Have some trained in elder care and everyone takes some advancement classes. You can't subsistence farm and hunt when all land is owned by someone. Opening federal land and restricting individual ownership will allow those who want to make their way a a place to do it.

  45. Actually it's you that do not understand by dbIII · · Score: 1

    Consider the phrase "applied science".

    If I make any suggestions here about what I think has led you to make such a major mistake they will be seen as a personal attack.

    1. Re:Actually it's you that do not understand by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Consider the phrase "applied science".

      Is that from the We-Do-What-We-Must-Because-We-Can Dep't.?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Actually it's you that do not understand by dbIII · · Score: 1

      No, it's from the "holy fuck you are so far out of your depth I can't understand why you are still breathing" department. I'm sure you know a bit about some topics. I suggest you write about those instead.

    3. Re:Actually it's you that do not understand by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      No, it's from the "holy fuck you are so far out of your depth I can't understand why you are still breathing" department. I'm sure you know a bit about some topics. I suggest you write about those instead.

      I'm sorry, did you catch your knickers in the paper shredder that morning?

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Actually it's you that do not understand by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I seem to have mistaken you for the utterly clueless "geekoid" due to you jumping in on my comment with your nonsensical post.

      WTF do you mean by "We-Do-What-We-Must-Because-We-Can Dep't" and what does it have to do with the scientific background that all doctors have to spend a few years getting before they are allowed to even start learning how to treat patients?

  46. No value at all in a physics degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a PhD in physics and I'm currently an RA working on dark matter research. My background is in nuclear and particle physics. I probably have another few years of this RA position and then I most likely will not find an academic position (>30% chance by the numbers).

    Founding paypal is not physics and does not require first principles or a physics mindset.
    I think if I were to do it all again I would do like Musk, drop out and try and find a cash cow.
    Society has rewarded my dedication to science with almost nothing. I am still paying off student debt, I have less than 50k net worth and my prospects for work in my field are dim/abyssmal.
    I could potentially go work for Musk, in the same way nobility retained a few scientists for prestige and their pet projects.

       

  47. Re:MBAs actually taught to think in delusional way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In one word . . . . . . . . beancounters

  48. There is no one solution fits all ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    But then who's going to move you to open floor layouts to "improve collaboration"?

    I don't understand why open-floor layouts get a bad rap. I work in one now, and it's great. I never want to see the inside of another cube.

    Perhaps you need to speak to an MBA, seriously. Typically one of the first classes that a person takes in business school is some sort of organization behavior class. This class typically deals with psychology and human behavior at the individual, small team and large organization levels. In this class you will learn that different people are sometimes more efficient in different environments, that there is no such thing as the best work environment. That what is best changes from person to person.

    Some people will perform better in an open floor plan and others will perform better in individual offices. That a manager who forces a person to work in the environment their personality is not wired for is sabotaging that person. That no one solution fits all people.

  49. Who would want to work for the man ? by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    Really, does he believe that business is administered so flawlessly that people's earnest efforts to learn how to do it better are worthless ?
    It is disrespectful of him to trash people who act sincerely to improve their skills in managing business. Even if there are plenty of cynical MBAs out there, I have met plenty of cynical engineers too; it does not make the study of engineering any less worthy a pursuit.

    --
    Nullius in verba
  50. Elon and FZ are wrong about MBAs ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Elon is not the only genius who thinks an MBA is bogus and he's 100% correct; but we have to give FZ his due as he was way ahead of the curve on this thinking.

    Actually both are wrong respect to recent MBAs, at least modern MBAs, can't speak for previous decades. However I used to share Elon's perspective, then I went to business school and learned how wrong I was.

    M: ... An MBA is a bad idea. L: Why? M: It teaches people all sorts of wrong things. L: What do you mean? M: They don't teach people to think in MBA schools. And the top MBA schools are the worst. Because they actually teach people that you must be special, and it causes people to close down their feedback loop and not rigorously examine when they are wrong.

    I went to a state university ranked top 50 in the U.S. We were taught quite differently than Elon assumes. For example we were taught that to find out what is going on you actually need to go speak to the workers on the factory floor, or the engineers in their cubicles, the people doing the actual work. That these people offer the best information on how things really are. I don't recall being taught that we were "special".

    Note Elon's use of "top MBA schools are the worst". I wonder if he really means certain old Ivy League schools, which in that case being "special" is not MBA specific.

    "... When all decisions are based on an MBA's concept of numerical reality, you're in deep shit, because the only thing that can be judged as real is that which can be proved by a column of figures. And when all aesthetic decisions are turned over to these kinds of people, who use these criteria to make steering decisions for a company with no regard for people and no regard for what the product really is, and the only thing that matters is maximizing your profit, you have a problem. Because you can't have quality then; you cannot have excellence. Quality's expensive. I think most of these people that come from business schools have the desire to make sure everything is cheesy. That's what happens when you do things that way." - FZ

    Accounting represents only a few classes in business school. Classes in product development and strategy in fact do emphasize excellence as a means of differentiating your product. The aesthetics of your product, the usability of your product, the overall user experience. Focusing only on costs is in fact offered as an example of how to ruin a product.

    People who think business schools and MBAs are all about accounting have not been to business school, at least in recent decades.

    A modern MBA program is NOT about accounting. Its NOT about becoming an expert in any particular field, its quite different from other graduate degrees in this respect. An MBA program is an OVERVIEW of the entire organization. Leadership, law, economics, strategy, product development, operations, information technology, accounting, marketing, etc. An MBA teaches you enough about the various parts of an organization so that you can see things from their perspective. So that you can better represent your actual area of expertise and experience when communicating with others coming from different areas, to better communicate, to be more persuasive, to better understand what they are asking you for, etc. 1/3 of my MBA class came from scientific and engineering backgrounds. They didn't stop being scientists and engineers, they just became scientists and engineers with some more tools in the toolbox.

  51. What you are taught, and what you actually do ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I am an MBA and I agree with him comments to a degree. A lot of my classmates did not think. As a graduate myself I question how anyone thinks they can run a company entirely with numbers and figures - it just doesn't work. There is a personal aspect to things since humans are not machines (at least not yet ;). I am of the belief that it is my job to manage people, and by that I mean shield them from the crap above so that they can do their job. Then again I am humble enough to know when I am over my head and ask the people that actually know their shit or have to deal with it on the daily basis.

    And this is the sort of perspective I was taught to have in my MBA program. Focusing too much on the numbers is a bad idea. Not understanding or accommodating human behavior is a common cause in product or business failure. That treating your employees and business partners well is often important for success. That the people doing the actual work on the line often have the best information. Or to use a military analogy if you want to know what is going on in a unit you ask a sergeant not a captain.

    Here is my perspective. MBAs are like Computer Science students. They are taught to do the right thing, its just that some take shortcuts once they enter the real world and create crap.

  52. MBA is NOT supposed to make you an expert... by perpenso · · Score: 2

    Worked for 10 years in IT support for a top-10 MBA school (thus posting anonymously). Can attest, in spite of my school's technical cred, that the MBA is mostly worthless. Two years (four semesters) is not enough time to truly learn anything. But the biggest problem is the idea that both students and employers buy into: that those four little semesters make one skilled to make executive decisions in any business, regardless of what it is.

    You don't seem to really understand what an MBA is. A modern MBA program is NOT about becoming an expert in any particular field, its quite different from other graduate degrees in this respect. An MBA program is an OVERVIEW of the entire organization. Leadership, law, economics, strategy, product development, operations, information technology, accounting, marketing, etc. An MBA teaches you enough about the various parts of an organization so that you can see things from their perspective. So that you can better represent your actual area of expertise and experience when communicating with others coming from different areas, to better communicate, to be more persuasive, to better understand what they are asking you for, etc. 1/3 of my MBA class came from scientific and engineering backgrounds. They didn't stop being scientists and engineers, they just became scientists and engineers with some more tools in the toolbox.

    The MBA does not qualify you to make executive decisions. However to make executive decisions you need to be able to see things from different perspectives, not simply the single perspective that your expertise and experience is based upon. That is the advantage of an MBA.

    Furthermore, we were explicitly taught that a manager/executive must understand the product. This idea that a professional manager can manage any company regardless of product is a false meme. **If** ever widely believed that would have been long ago.

    This boils down to accounting and finance, which is the only thing common to all businesses (except for contracts, but that's law - go back to school). Like a hammer to a nail, the MBA learns to address everything from the point of view of costs and profits

    Seriously, that is so mistaken. We were taught exactly the opposite. That focusing exclusively on the numbers often dooms a company. At least at the school I went to, public university - ranked in top 50, and at the schools where other students I've interacted with were going.

    But MBA schools pump out way too many graduates every year, including those who just coast through classes and expect that their degree will catapult them to a high salary.

    Such ticket punchers exist in most degree programs. Its no different in computer science, even at the graduate level.

    Plus there is another common problem. People are often taught how to do the right thing in school, both MBA and Computer Science, however when they get into the real world they do things differently. I think you are letting these people who take the shortcuts and do the wrong things mislead you as to what they were actually taught.

  53. It's built on bad examples by dbIII · · Score: 1

    The answer is most definitely the bad culture. Boom times due to external factors coincided with a series of fads and the shining examples of the time had inherited success instead of built it.
    To simplify, a lot the MBA culture was inspired far more by Edsel Ford than Henry. A lot of it is pretending that the pinnacle of business practise is what the complacent US car industry was doing while the Japanese were building up to take over the market with something other than repackaged 1960s shit.

    The premise is really that any "chosen one" can run a successful business in a static situation no matter what fads they follow. There may be some truth in that but why bother even getting an MBA in such a situation? Both when times get tough or when opportunities arise you want somebody with enough domain knowlege of what the organisation actually does to be able to even know who to ask about the details. Without that you may as well have a playboy prince tossing money around at random instead of someone with a cut down business degree. There's nothing magic about half an accountant that makes them fit to rule anything.

  54. it's a good way to learn jargon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sure.. none of the stuff in B-school is difficult for an engineer. What you learn, though, is the unique jargon and forms of presentation. Most engineers don't know what a T-account is: every MBA does. Sure, you can learn it in 5 minutes, but there's dozens and dozens of little things that are common knowledge in the MBA world that don't exist in the E world. (and vice versa, of course).

    And I would posit that it is a lot tougher for a B-school grad to learn engineering jargon than for an E-school grad to learn business jargon. So, if you want to have a communication between B and E, and you're an E, one of the more effective ways to get there is to slog through B-school.

    Some may claim that they can learn the jargon by just reading books. No, you cannot. You have to "do business" and spend some serious time speaking business. If you just read the books, just like a non-technical manager reading electronics trade rags and Scientific American, and then coming in using jargon in a subtly wrong manner, you, as an engineer will use the words in the wrong way, indicating that you are a poseur, and not "qualified"

    Now, since you're NOT looking to get hired at a top consulting firm as a newly minted MBA, you can go to ANY B-school. You're an engineer, you like engineering, you're unlikely to change that dramatically. You just want to speak the language. So there's nothing to be gained by going to Wharton, Kellogg, or Thunderbird. Go where it's convenient and inexpensive: there lies the best ROI.

  55. Bum Split by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being jobless, and consequently moneyless, in todays world basically makes person isolated from society - one becomes like Robinson on deserted island, only surrounded by hostile creatures threatening his life, health, freedom and personal possessions. One has to work directly on own life support, instead of working for exchange - which doesn't take place, because none would hire him. However, when joblessness becomes common, there is possibility of division of society and economy - those who work for satisfying their own needs can among themselves reinvent specialization, exchange, market and even money, and form separate society, akin to remote native communities. If they can do without non-free products of society (using only trash and rejects from it) they are completely removed from great economy, shrinking both labor and goods' markets. "Invisible hand" with technological advances is systematically pushing more and more people out of economy and it can continue until production of goods is no longer profitable for the lack of demand. However, invisible hand can never reintroduce those rejected people back in, because it doesn't work that way, it only runs one way - to the bottom. So, in the end, high technology will just grind to a halt leaving behind its demise a new primitive society of slum dwellers.

    1. Re:Bum Split by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

      "Being jobless, and consequently moneyless, in todays world basically makes person isolated from society - one becomes like Robinson on deserted island, only surrounded by hostile creatures threatening his life, health, freedom and personal possessions. One has to work directly on own life support, instead of working for exchange - which doesn't take place, because none would hire him. However, when joblessness becomes common, there is possibility of division of society and economy - those who work for satisfying their own needs can among themselves reinvent specialization, exchange, market and even money, and form separate society, akin to remote native communities. If they can do without non-free products of society (using only trash and rejects from it) they are completely removed from great economy, shrinking both labor and goods' markets. "Invisible hand" with technological advances is systematically pushing more and more people out of economy and it can continue until production of goods is no longer profitable for the lack of demand. However, invisible hand can never reintroduce those rejected people back in, because it doesn't work that way, it only runs one way - to the bottom. So, in the end, high technology will just grind to a halt leaving behind its demise a new primitive society of slum dwellers."

      Thanks for the great reply, AC. I like the Robinson Crusoe analogy amidsts modern society (like for squatters) and hostile beasts analogy (like for those who claim to be property "owners"). Yes indeed, the market only hears the needs of those with money. That is why people can starve next to grain elevators bursting full of grain, and people can go shoeless near stores full to the bursting of unsold shoes, and people can go homeless next to vacant houses foreclosed by banks. If your pessimistic conclusion at the end is true (just for the sake of argument), I wonder how many times it has happened before os Earth or in the Universe? Perhaps mainstream economics if what really killed the dinosaurs? :-) Could US-style capitalism explain the Fermi paradox? :-)

      See also my writings on five interwoven economies: subsistence, gift, exchange, planned, and theft -- and how all real societies have some balance between all five types of transactions.. On my site or here as a not-very-flashy video:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vK-M_e0JoY

      What you describe is a reversion to a subsistence livelihood (hunter/gatherer, but amidst the trash piles), and then it growing into alternative types of exchange (some people do that now with LETS systems and alternative currencies like the Ithaca HOUR), But other possibilities include growth of a gift economy and also better democratic planning. To put a positive spin on your words, in an age of nanotech replicators and cheap robotics and free software, what you describe may be a simple withering away of money-based transactions until mainstream economics really doesn't matter in practice much anymore for almost anyone.

      --
      A 21st century issue: the irony of technologies of abundance in the hands of those still thinking in terms of scarcity.
  56. Your focus should be on the psychopaths by Xaedalus · · Score: 1

    An MBA is an MBA, but it's the psychopaths that are the culprit.

    --
    Here's to hot beer, cold women, and Glaswegian kisses for all.
  57. Re:What you are taught, and what you actually do . by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    Have you considered the possibility that MBA teaching programs are like Computer Science students? Some teach the right things. And, some just take shortcuts, and once their students enter the real world, they arrange for businesses to create crap.

  58. Re:What you are taught, and what you actually do . by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Have you considered the possibility that MBA teaching programs are like Computer Science students? Some teach the right things. And, some just take shortcuts, and once their students enter the real world, they arrange for businesses to create crap.

    The problem with that theory is that I've experienced multiple CS and MBA programs teaching the right things, other CS and MBA students/grads I know had similar experiences. I don't know of any school promoting the crap that goes on in the real world. What I and others have witnessed is someone who was taught how to design and write maintainable and reliable code in school slap together some crap in order to move a 3x5 task card from the in-progress column to the implemented column. Sometimes doing so because their manager evaluates developers based on how fast those 3x5 task cards move, which is precisely the sort of thing you are taught *not* to do in business school. Dilbert is as popular with business school professors and students as it is with their computer science counterparts.

  59. Re:What you are taught, and what you actually do . by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    I've experienced multiple instances of the crap that goes on in the real world, and they're too similar for this not to be a systematic problem. If what these schools teaching isn't promoting this crap, it isn't giving people adequate tools and motivation to determine and eliminate the sources of it either.

  60. mutually exclusive by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Building stuff (engineers) and Selling stuff (MBA) need mutually exclusive skills.

  61. Re:MBAs actually taught to think in delusional way by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    no... we just think that we know more about things like science, technology, engineering and software development than slimy MBA types. And in 35 years of work I've hardly ever seen that actually proved wrong.

  62. Re:What you are taught, and what you actually do . by perpenso · · Score: 1

    I've experienced multiple instances of the crap that goes on in the real world, and they're too similar for this not to be a systematic problem. If what these schools teaching isn't promoting this crap, it isn't giving people adequate tools and motivation to determine and eliminate the sources of it either.

    Schools can give you tools but they can't make you use them once you graduate. Nor can schools give you motivation.

    Let me try to summarize things in a completely different way. The popular perception of business school is about as accurate as the popular perception of software development. I'm guilty too, for years I had the typical engineer's attitude towards anything business and marketing related, and I had these thoughts reinforced by events at some jobs. However once I went to business school one of the things that made it so much fun was learning how wrong I was.

  63. Re:What you are taught, and what you actually do . by John.Banister · · Score: 1

    I believe that you personally are glad you went to business school. I believe that it's possible to learn useful things from one. It will take better behavior from the business school graduate laden corporate entities around me before I'll believe they're a net plus for society.