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Newly Discovered Greenhouse Gas Is 7,000 Times More Powerful Than CO2

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Suzanne Goldenberg writes at The Guardian that researchers at the University of Toronto's department of chemistry have identified a newly discovered greenhouse gas, perfluorotributylamine (PFTBA), in use by the electrical industry since the mid-20th century, that is 7,000 times more powerful than carbon dioxide at warming the Earth. 'We claim that PFTBA has the highest radiative efficiency of any molecule detected in the atmosphere to date,' says Angela Hong. Concentrations of PFTBA in the atmosphere are low – 0.18 parts per trillion in the Toronto area – compared to 400 parts per million for carbon dioxide but PFTBA is long-lived. There are no known processes that would destroy or remove PFTBA in the lower atmosphere so it has a very long lifetime, possibly hundreds of years, and is destroyed in the upper atmosphere. 'It is so much less than carbon dioxide, but the important thing is on a per molecule basis, it is very very effective in interacting with heat from the Earth.' PFTBA has been in use since the mid-20th century for various applications in electrical equipment, such as transistors and capacitors. 'PFTBA is just one example of an industrial chemical that is produced but there are no policies that control its production, use or emission,' says Hong. 'It is not being regulated by any type of climate policy.'"

216 comments

  1. Meanwhile in russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    millions of tons of methane are being dumped into the atmosphere thanks to Gazoprom's leaking pipelines.... Yet no one gives a hoot because Russia is good while America and their SUVs continue to be targeted by the rest of the jealous world....

    1. Re:Meanwhile in russia by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fracking wells here in the U.S. have similar leakage rates. Methane is bad news, and a huge chunk of pre-life fireball era earth's atmosphere was methane.

    2. Re:Meanwhile in russia by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Oooooooops, I accidentally implied that methane caused that. That makes me look really dumb. Please be aware that this was just poor communication, not poor understanding.

    3. Re:Meanwhile in russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if temperatures in Russia rise just by an otherwise unimpressive amount, massive amounts of additional methane will evaporate from under the previously frozen tundras. We're so fucked.

    4. Re:Meanwhile in russia by camperdave · · Score: 1

      this was just poor communication, not poor understanding.

      Amusing, given your name.

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    5. Re:Meanwhile in russia by daem0n1x · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yet no one gives a hoot because Russia is good while America and their SUVs continue to be targeted by the rest of the jealous world....

      "Russia is good"? Who the fuck said that? Talk about paranoia...

    6. Re:Meanwhile in russia by somersault · · Score: 2

      hey the guy said he can reed, not ryt

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    7. Re:Meanwhile in russia by Bartles · · Score: 1, Funny

      Do you know what else has high leakage rates, and are a much higher source of methane emissions? Lakes, ponds, marshes, and swamps. Do you know what higher atmospheric levels of carbon and methane, and rising global temperatures lead to? More lakes, ponds, marshes, and swamps. If we want to get real serious about methane emissions, the best thing we could do is drain all the wetlands.

    8. Re:Meanwhile in russia by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 2

      Prior to the oxygen crisis, there was plenty of life, as well.

    9. Re:Meanwhile in russia by Moof123 · · Score: 2

      At least methane breaks down with a half life of about 20 years. CO2 will live eternally until it is absorbed by the ocean, or consumed by a plant.

      It sounds like this stuff has no good mechanism to be taken out of the air.

    10. Re:Meanwhile in russia by LordNelsonthe2nd · · Score: 1

      Would be new to me that russia is good in any way, especially when it comes to protecting the environment? And where did the article say anything about the US or russia anyway?
      Unfortunately those SUVs are around pretty much everywhere, not just in the US... if you know a nice country where noone got those ego-problems requiring them to buy such penis-enlargements let me know, that would be something to be jealous about :)

    11. Re:Meanwhile in russia by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Wetland emissions come from decaying plant matter -- plant matter which had only recently been absorbed from the atmosphere to begin with. Therefore, wetlands are inherently carbon-netural.

      (In reality, of course, it's more complicated: not all of the plant matter decays completely -- some of it eventually turns into coal or petroleum -- so wetlands are actually carbon sinks.)

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    12. Re: Meanwhile in russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Russia is not good... at self-flagellating.

    13. Re:Meanwhile in russia by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      "Absorbed by the ocean" happens at a pretty rapid clip. With a bit of sanity, we could actually manage a net change of near zero carbon dioxide, but we've decided that unsustainable industrial growth is preferable.

    14. Re:Meanwhile in russia by steelfood · · Score: 1

      It's called getting defensive and slipping in a freudian way.

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    15. Re:Meanwhile in russia by smaddox · · Score: 1

      This is somewhat off topic, but in my experience the SUVs are typically driven by moms, not by men. I don't have any statistics to back it up, but I would bet that the majority of SUV drivers are moms, or at least parents with enough kids to justify it. Of course if our cities weren't built around the suburban model the SUV's wouldn't be necessary, but the relative abundance of land available in the US made the suburban model enticing to the general public (more living space, etc.).

    16. Re:Meanwhile in russia by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "Absorbed by the ocean" happens at a pretty rapid clip.

      Been keeping an eye on oceanic acidity? Noted the dissolving starfish? The ocean may well continue to absorb the CO2, but it's not a good thing.

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    17. Re:Meanwhile in russia by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know about that, but unlike terrestrial plants which require substantial resources of many kinds to thrive, phytoplankton can be encouraged pretty easily.

      Hoping for a technocratic solution is perhaps a little naive, but I much prefer a compromising attempt where we can learn from our mistakes to a hardline approach, or doing nothing.

  2. Concentrations by i+kan+reed · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sure, lots of things have a stronger absorption profile than CO2, CH4 is one, but if it even has a hundred thousandth of the emission levels of carbon dioxide, I'd be pretty surprised.

    Still: fix the easy things first.

    1. Re:Concentrations by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. The current levels are .18 parts per TRILLION, as compared to 400 parts per MILLION for CO2. Convert the CO2 concentration to the same units and you're comparing 0.18 for the new one to 400,000,000 for carbon dioxide. So, even if it does have an effect of 7000 times, that still only makes it comparable to 1260 vs. 400,000,000.

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    2. Re:Concentrations by jonnythan · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, there are no known processes by which PFTBA is broken down or removed from the atmosphere. So the effect is basically cumulative.

      The other thing is that atmospheric concentrations are already in the 0.18 ppt range. CO2 is about 2,000,000 times more concentrated at the moment, at least in the Toronto area. This means that CO2 still has around 300 times the impact [ballpark figure based on numbers in the article], but if we keep up PTFBA production it could potentially start to be significant.

      "The easy things first" makes sense, but "easy things" and "hard things" aren't always mutually exclusive. And frankly, PTFBA reduction is probably much closer to "easy thing" than CO2 reduction is.

    3. Re:Concentrations by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Math fail. Should be:

      CO2 is 2,000,000,000 more concentrated so it has 300,000 times the impact. Point still stands though, to some degree.

    4. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you missing some zero's?
      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=0.18*7000+parts+per+trillion+compared+to+400+parts+per+million

      Currently in Toronto area it has about 1/300,000th of the warming effect of the CO2. Unless you're making some deeper point that I've missed...

    5. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      However you have to compare not the absolute concentration, but the man-made deviation. Without any CO2, earth would be too cold for life.

    6. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Greenhouse effect contribution levels:

      Water vapor and clouds: 36–72%
      Carbon dioxide: 9 – 26%
      Methane: 4–9%
      Ozone 3–7%
         

    7. Re:Concentrations by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Good point. When you consider that, the proportion of anthropogenic warming accounted for by PFTBA would be higher.

    8. Re:Concentrations by tie_guy_matt · · Score: 1

      Also people take absorption and emissivity measurements of the atmosphere in the long and mid wave IR all of the time. If this molecule really contributed that much I would think someone else would have noticed it by now. Also doesn't sound like this is new. I would have thought someone would have already mapped the vibrational and rotational energy levels of this molecule by now. I guess they are the first ones to just put two and two together and say that if the concentrations got really big then this would be a big deal. But like you said there are a lot of molecules that would be a big deal if their concentrations got big. Water, having an odd mickey mouse shape, has a lot more absorption lines through the IR than co2 does. But the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere is highly variable.

    9. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah seems like another of those useless research for the sake of meeting some publishing quota and/or to get grant money.

      Sad state of science: http://science.slashdot.org/story/13/12/07/1546212/physicist-peter-higgs-no-university-would-employ-me-today

      BTW I recently saw some research from UCLA that claimed Subway was as unhealthy as McDonalds based mainly on the calorie and sodium content (not nutrient content!): http://www.uclahealth.org/body.cfm?id=561&action=detail&ref=2172
      I don't know about the subways they tested, but the ones I've been to put a lot more vegetables by default than found on a typical McD burger. Vegetables are healthier than french fries right?

      Maybe they'll follow that up with a slightly more accurate paper/research, and so on until near retirement the researchers will finally "figure" out the truth.

    10. Re:Concentrations by CensorshipDonkey · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your math is idiotically incorrect. 0.18 parts per trillion = 0.00018 parts per billion. 0.18 parts per trillion * 7000 = 400 parts per billion, or 0.4 parts per million.

    11. Re:Concentrations by Antipater · · Score: 1

      A part per trillion is not equal to 1000 parts per billion. A part per trillion is 1/1000 parts per billion. You're doing it backwards.

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    12. Re:Concentrations by strech · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Did you just randomly combine numbers? Your math has nothing to do with anything.

      .18 parts per trillion = 0.00000018 parts per million for PFTBA, vs 400 parts per million for CO2.

      Even at 7000 times stronger for PFTBA, the PFTBA would be equivalent to
      .00000018 * 7000 = 0.00126 parts per million of carbon, which is
      .00126 / 400 = 0.00000315, or 0.000315 percent of the effect of the CO2.
       

    13. Re:Concentrations by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Yes, but water vapor affects albedo positively, and condenses at most earth temperatures.

    14. Re:Concentrations by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Sure, but how many other CFCs are floating around out there?

    15. Re:Concentrations by Antipater · · Score: 3, Insightful

      and condenses at most earth temperatures.

      This is the key point. You can't just pump more and more water vapor into the atmosphere. There's an upper limit; once you hit the limit, it condenses and falls out as rain. So you won't get runaway warming just from H2O.

      But there is a secondary effect that should be noted: hotter air can hold more water vapor. So as the atmosphere warms from CO2, it can hold more water, which is a greenhouse gas, and it warms even more. It's not a feedback effect, but it is an amplification effect.

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    16. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a) There's probably a reason PTFBA is used instead of more toxic things.
      b) I call shenanigans that there are "no known processes" ... UV radiation is fucking impressive. If this is immune to UV radiation, I've got some uses for it.

    17. Re:Concentrations by dj245 · · Score: 2

      Well, there are no known processes by which PFTBA is broken down or removed from the atmosphere. So the effect is basically cumulative.

      We're talking about Florinert here, which many geeks have actually heard of, unlike the acronym PTFBA. It costs more than $100 a pound. I strongly doubt anybody is spraying this stuff all over the place like hairspray.

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    18. Re:Concentrations by amorsen · · Score: 1

      Doesn't it count as a feedback effect even if the constant is such that it cannot run away on its own? After all, the increased warming due to wetter air leads to even wetter air.

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    19. Re:Concentrations by jonnythan · · Score: 1

      Sure, but if it never goes away and we produce it for another 100 years......

      No one is talking about banning it, really. They're talking about raising awareness and recognizing it as a potential problem. Set up some basic regulations on its production and use now and we won't have to worry much about it later.

    20. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh mainframe blood !!!

    21. Re:Concentrations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm very glad to see you understand equilibrium. Now all you have to do is realize it works for CO2 as well.
      Because, um, the white cliffs of Dover, while old, haven't been there forever.

      Now, on your second point... there isn't one.

    22. Re:Concentrations by khallow · · Score: 1

      Well, there are no known processes by which PFTBA is broken down or removed from the atmosphere.

      Well, that still leaves the unknown processes and the known processes that are mistakenly thought to not break down or remove PFTBA. There are ways to figure out whether this gas has a sink or not in the environment without actually determining what that sink is (for example, if it has persistent differences in concentration which can't be explained through an emissions-only model). Let's try that simple observation first before deciding that we have to screw up the electronics industry for the environment.

    23. Re:Concentrations by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      i'm very glad to see you understand equilibrium. Now all you have to do is realize it works for CO2 as well.

      Cowardice, reliable predictor of stupidity.

      It doesn't matter if the system will eventually reach equilibrium if it takes a gigantic shit on us before it equalizes.

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  3. Orders of magnitude by thebes · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Obligatory xckd
    http://xkcd.com/558/

    0.18 PPT vs 400 PPM
    0.18 PPT vs 400000000 PPM
    0.00000018 PPM vs 400 PPM

    One of them is deceptive, the other 2 provide proper context. Even being 7000 times more powerful doesn't make up for 6 orders of magnitude in concentration.

    1. Re:Orders of magnitude by Russ1642 · · Score: 2

      This is all that needs to be said about this article.

    2. Re:Orders of magnitude by thebes · · Score: 2

      400000000 PPM should have said 400000000 PPT

    3. Re:Orders of magnitude by Pino+Grigio · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      For godssake don't give the game away. You need to be kept permanently in anticipation of your imminent doom in order to justify NGO and institutional tax payer funding, and also to ensure that the extremely tedious, dreary and boring wastes of space who populate environmental science departments across the world are taken seriously by politicians.

      I'll see you at the next climate science conference in the exclusive luxury resort of Punta Cana, Dominican Republic.

      Cheerio!

    4. Re:Orders of magnitude by BringsApples · · Score: 1

      Yeah but can you break that down in orders of magnitude, as it relates to my daughter? That was really helpful in the xkcd.com strip.

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    5. Re:Orders of magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Basically, if all of this new gas was emitted during the past 50 years, it would take more than 300 centuries (!) for it to achieve the same warming effect as CO2 now (in Toronto at least).

    6. Re:Orders of magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference between 0.18 PPT and 400 PPM is the same as your daughter dressing up for Halloween as Honey Boo Boo with her boyfriend as Sugar Bear to collect candy vs your daughter IS Honey Boo Boo and she is begging her boyfriend Sugar Bear to sodomize her?

    7. Re:Orders of magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, Mr Genius, let's wait until the concentrations are equivalent before worrying about it

      Nobody ever said it was the biggest problem in the world. But it can and probably will be at some point, so we should start investigating now before it's a real problem.

    8. Re:Orders of magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but can you break that down in orders of magnitude, as it relates to my daughter? That was really helpful in the xkcd.com strip.

      It's the difference between being together with your daughter for a minute, or being together with her for all of your life.

    9. Re:Orders of magnitude by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      It's great to see these two comments stacked on top of each other:

      Agreed. Basically, if all of this new gas was emitted during the past 50 years, it would take more than 300 centuries (!) for it to achieve the same warming effect as CO2 now (in Toronto at least).

      Directly above:

      Yes, Mr Genius, let's wait until the concentrations are equivalent before worrying about it

      Nobody ever said it was the biggest problem in the world. But it can and probably will be at some point, so we should start investigating now before it's a real problem.

      In 300 centuries we'll either be off of this rock or we'll be able to deploy nano-bots that take care of this problem for us. Or we'll all be dead from something else I guess.

    10. Re:Orders of magnitude by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      0.00000018 PPM * 700 Rh = 0.00126 Rh/PPM
        400 PPM * 1 Rh - 400 = Rh/PPM

      So even though PFTBA is affecting heat about 1/8000 as much as CO2 -- numbers like that add up.

      We only need 7,999 more existential threats from obscure gases to kill us off in a fiery/warm deathly Armageddon of doom. You've been warned.

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    11. Re:Orders of magnitude by blackbeak · · Score: 1

      400000000 PPTs won't make a difference!

      200000000 Powerpoint presentations will be taken down by DMCA takedown notice, 150000000 more will be denigrated for not coming through the established channels, not being peer reviewed, or for being produced by some wingnut conspiracy theorist. 100000000 more will be silenced by threat of lawsuits from the chemical industry and other interested parties.

      Yes, I know those numbers don't add up, but hey, that's how it works!

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    12. Re:Orders of magnitude by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      Actually there is a mostly climate science conference going on right now in San Fransisco, CA. The 2013 American Geophysical Union Fall Meeting has more than 22,000 people in attendance and is generally the largest gathering of the climate science community yearly. I've been hearing some fascinating stories out of it.

    13. Re:Orders of magnitude by Curate · · Score: 1

      200000000 Powerpoint presentations

      Just so I can understand the scope, what's that in Library of Congresses?

    14. Re:Orders of magnitude by hubie · · Score: 1

      It isn't a mostly climate science meeting. The AGU is mostly about the Earth sciences (there is a Solar and Heliospheric Physics section), and all the sections have their focus sessions (geodesy, ocean sciences, volcanology, etc.). However, it is probably safe to say that a good deal of the people doing climate science are members of the AGU.

    15. Re:Orders of magnitude by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Yes, "mostly" was probably an overstatement, but it wouldn't surprise me if the single largest group of attendees were part of the climate science community. Most of those other sections bleed into climate science in one way or another.

    16. Re:Orders of magnitude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deceptive? I don't even know what 0.18 of a Probabilistic Polynomial Turing machine is, and I study that stuff...

    17. Re:Orders of magnitude by blackbeak · · Score: 1

      That's an error in the "Library of Congresses".

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  4. Until tomorrow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When someone finds a new molecule 7,101 times more powerful and 0.181 parts per trillion in the atmosphere setting a new record?

    1. Re:Until tomorrow? by Antipater · · Score: 5, Informative

      Given that sulfur hexafluoride has almost triple the potency of this, and has a concentration around 7 ppt, I think that record's already been set.

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    2. Re:Until tomorrow? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kudos Sir. This is the kind of comments I visit /. for.

      Shame on the reporters of this story.

    3. Re:Until tomorrow? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Wow, so those fun experiments where people lower the register of their voices are actually really damaging to the environment?

      Remind me to stick with helium. But wait, we're running out of our reserves of that stuff.

      "No fun allowed."
      -Mother Nature

  5. Global warming / climate change by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Glad this has been discovered buthow soon can we get a new tax to reduce this new gas? Is it too late? Otherwise the climate will change even faster

  6. Remember Amdahl's Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you're trying to improve system performance, targeting a component which accounts for 5 percent of response time can yield AT MOST a 5 percent overall improvement.

    It's the same here, except we're talking about a percentage that is orders of magnitude smaller.

    1. Re:Remember Amdahl's Law by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Except for the part where it's persistent and steadily, albeit very slowly, increasing and we have no idea how to counteract it once it's in the atmosphere...

      Yeah, let's just wait until it's actually a problem before we start researching how to fix it. What could possibly go wrong?

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  7. Bucky quote by schneidafunk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value."

    -R. Buckminster Fuller

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    1. Re:Bucky quote by fnj · · Score: 1

      If that quote is accurate, Mr. Fuller was mistaken.

      Pollution is allowed to happen because harvesting the resources represented would cost grossly more than they are worth.

    2. Re:Bucky quote by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      If that quote is accurate, Mr. Fuller was mistaken.

      Pollution is allowed to happen because harvesting the resources represented would cost grossly more than they are worth.

      Too often, however, the "worth" is computed by the bean-counters merely by clean-up costs to the company and not on the costs to the rest of us.

    3. Re:Bucky quote by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      "Pollution is nothing but the resources we are not harvesting. We allow them to disperse because we've been ignorant of their value."

      And yet, it's been conclusively proven that Tywin's shit is NOT gold. So somebody misoverestimated its value.

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    4. Re:Bucky quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, he shoulda gone by "Richard"

    5. Re:Bucky quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you feel that way. Get rid of your garbage can. Let's see how fast you change your feeble mind.

  8. Can this be weaponized by mad dictator? by abies · · Score: 1

    Let's imagine some mad dictator in Northen Cubic Iran starts producing it in huuuge quantities, put into weak containers all accross the country and around his presidential palaces and says 'try to bomb me now'.
    Is it feasible for such person to produce enough of this stuff that when released into atmosphere, it would make a significant effect? Not extinction in 1 year effect, but something like 'speed up global warming by 10 years and put it behind the line where Syberia undeground methane starts bubbling a lot more'?

    1. Re:Can this be weaponized by mad dictator? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or by some mad government/weapons industry in a big western republic? Secretly of course. All in the nations best interest.

    2. Re:Can this be weaponized by mad dictator? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Politicians can't think that far ahead. Their bloodlust will easily overcome their fear of worldwide ecological disaster.

    3. Re:Can this be weaponized by mad dictator? by dj245 · · Score: 1

      Let's imagine some mad dictator in Northen Cubic Iran starts producing it in huuuge quantities, put into weak containers all accross the country and around his presidential palaces and says 'try to bomb me now'. Is it feasible for such person to produce enough of this stuff that when released into atmosphere, it would make a significant effect? Not extinction in 1 year effect, but something like 'speed up global warming by 10 years and put it behind the line where Syberia undeground methane starts bubbling a lot more'?

      Only a bond villain would do this considering the stuff costs in the neighborhood of $100 a pound.

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    4. Re:Can this be weaponized by mad dictator? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      I think the evil villain would find it much more cost-productive to use some kind of nerve gas or radiological weapon.

  9. optimist by mangamuscle · · Score: 1

    Then this new substance could be used to warm up the martian atmosphere :)

    1. Re:optimist by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

      My thoughts also. I'm still hoping we don't find any life on Mars so it can be terraformed.

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    2. Re:optimist by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      My thoughts also. I'm still hoping we don't find any life on Mars so it can be terraformed.

      Why should that stop us unless it's intelligent? Sorry about your luck, microbes. Multi-celled organisms coming through.

  10. That is what we need to terraform Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is exactly what we need to terraform Mars! We need to send few tonnes of this stuff to Mars, heat it up, heating up will cause out-gassing and densification of the atmosphere. In the long term we will need to somehow liberate the CO2 bonded in carbonate minerals, which have soaked up Martian atmosphere, but getting atmospheric pressure on Mars to say 0.1 bar would already make a lot of things easier.

    1. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Informative

      That is exactly what we need to terraform Mars! We need to send few tonnes of this stuff to Mars....

      A lot more than a "few tonnes", I'm afraid. I'll also point out that the formula for this is C12F27N-- it has a molecular mass of 671-- that's fifteen times more massive than carbon dioxide molecules. So, per unit MASS it's only 460 times more powerful an infrared absorber than carbon dioxide.

      SF6 is a better infrared-trapping greenhouse gas for Mars.

      Chemical info here, by the way: http://webbook.nist.gov/cgi/cbook.cgi?ID=C311897

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    2. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Or just nuke the ice caps on Mars. Thicken it up a bit and let it warm up on its own thereafter.

      Ya, I'm sure the world wouldn't want us launching warheads in space. They might not trust that they'll all reach Mars.

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    3. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Presumably one would manufacture the gasses on Mars rather than shipping them there.

    4. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      You can't terraform Mars, but terraforming a small domed area of Mars with greenhouse gasses so that it doesn't require mechanical heating might be feasible. Will still have to do something about the soil.

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    5. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably one would manufacture the gasses on Mars rather than shipping them there.

      We could just ship useless people there who would manufacture the gasses. Two birds, one stone.

    6. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't shipping is free as long as you meet the minimum order requirements. or better yet get free two day shipping if you pay for prime membership. duh

    7. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could terraform mars. By using a heavy non-toxic gas like C12F27N we should be able to thicken the atmosphere sort of like adding flour to a sauce. The heavy C12F27N would help to trap more of the oxygen and C20 near the surface. It would also help with the gas partial pressure because it heavy. And as Grand Parent post said it would help heat the plant up by absorbing more C20

    8. Re:That is what we need to terraform Mars! by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Plus there's actually international treaties against it.

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  11. numbers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0.18 parts per trillion in the Toronto area – compared to 400 parts per million for carbon dioxide

    So carbon dioxide is 2.2 billion times more prevalent than PFTBA. Given the 7,000 figure, that makes carbon dioxide 317,000 times more problematic than PFTBA. Just providing some numerical clarification.

    1. Re:numbers by krygny · · Score: 1

      ..., that makes carbon dioxide 317,000 times more problematic than PFTBA. ...

      AH HAH!! So, you admit PFTBA is a problem. Well, since when does a politician NOT solve a problem? When the solution is worse than the original problem? No, of course not. They're in the business of selling solutions.

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  12. Concentrations of PFTBA in the atmosphere are low by ArcadeMan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Concentrations of PFTBA in the atmosphere are low – 0.18 parts per trillion in the Toronto area – compared to 400 parts per million for carbon dioxide but PFTBA is long-lived.

    Yeah, but if it's 7000 times more powerful, than 0.18 parts * 7000 means 1260 parts per trillion compared to 400 parts per... oh wait, million? Who's to blame for this bullshit comparison, the University of Toronto or The Guardian? I guess no answer is needed on that one.

  13. 400 ppm in Toronto? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know it is reported that it is 400 ppm at 10,000 ft in Hawaii, I'm not sure it is equal all over the world though. A CO2 monitoring satellite will get launched in 2014 to give the real answer.

    1. Re:400 ppm in Toronto? by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      CO2 is pretty well mixed in the atmosphere with the maximum variation between different locations being on the order of 10 ppm. In general it is a bit higher in the Northern Hemisphere dropping some the further south you get. Here's a paper from 2000 titled The Natural Latitudinal Distribution of Atmospheric CO2 that addresses the issue.

  14. per-molecule isn't really the issue though by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "It is so much less than carbon dioxide, but the important thing is on a per molecule basis, it is very very effective in interacting with heat from the Earth."

    There are a number of gases that are more potent greenhouse gases than carbon dioxide. The issue with carbon dioxide isn't that it has a particularly extreme greenhouse-gas effect, but the combination of two things: 1) it is a somewhat potent greenhouse gas; and 2) we are releasing a huge amount of it at pretty incredible industrial scales. Not a little bit here and there in obscure industrial processes, but through things like coal power plants that literally burn 100 to 200 train cars' worth of coal per day (a typical train car fits ~100 tonnes of coal). The scale is actually pretty impressive, in an old-school, 19th-century industrialism sort of way. The sheer volume of coal these plants burn is such that just keeping it coming regularly is a logistical challenge, and there's a whole industry around technology to unload these 100-car trains in few enough hours that you can get the next one in.

    The short of it is that [potency x volume] is the basic issue. Very potent but miniscule releases aren't that important, though it's worth keeping on eye on them.

    1. Re:per-molecule isn't really the issue though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, I guess that explains the normal ice sheets, normal glaciation, and below normal temperatures, along with a slowing trend in severe weather, and 'above normal weather' as well. Also explains why the Co2 is a lagging indicator, even up to today against temperature.

    2. Re:per-molecule isn't really the issue though by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      ... (a typical train car fits ~100 tonnes of coal) ...

      And burning 100 tonnes of coal will produce about 256 tonnes of CO2 (assuming the coal is 70% carbon).

    3. Re:per-molecule isn't really the issue though by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      On which basis then, to be logically consistent, we should be talking about water vapor, shouldn't we?

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    4. Re:per-molecule isn't really the issue though by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live a quarter mile from a coal power plant and have never seen daily trains with 100-200 coal cars. You exaggerate.

  15. in persepective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    7000x the effectiveness of CO2, but 10^-9 as present in the atmosphere, with a long shelf life. We should track it, but it shouldn't require a policy yet, I think.

    1. Re:in persepective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So an effect of about ~10^-5. And all of this stuff entered the atmosphere in the last ~50 years and accumulates. If we continue to produce that stuff in the same quantity, we may reach a substantial greenhouse effect from that gas in a few million years.

  16. Meanwhile, back on planet Bureaucrat... by GT66 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    the government wastes three decades obsessed with studying the effects of cow farts on global warming.

  17. Methane should be the priority by Andrio · · Score: 1

    Methane is 20x more powerful at trapping heat than CO2, and also it recycles out of the atmosphere in just 12 years.

    Maybe we should do something to reduce the billions of methane machines in the world (cows, pigs, etc). Not only would there not exist billions of these animals without human interference, many of these farm animals produce an abnormal amount of methane due to their crappy, corn-fed diet.

    Humans gotta eat, but there are healthier options out there than corn fed farm animals (for both us, and the planet).

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    1. Re:Methane should be the priority by Grantbridge · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though, Methane is pretty short lived. To me that makes it low priority since we can "fix" it by slaughtering all the cows later when things get really bad from all the CO2 being released from Coal Power stations. Something which stays in the atmosphere for a long time like CO2 is the high priority since the longer we take to lower our emissions the longer we are pumping huge quantities of it into the atmosphere which takes a long long time to go away. Methane is in equilibrium with its sources since the lifetime is so short, so if we lower the emissions we will lower its concentration within a few years. Methane isn't the highest priority.

    2. Re:Methane should be the priority by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      yes and no. methane is pretty short lived in the atmosphere because in areas with sufficient sunlight and water vapor, hydroxyl radicals are created which help break down methane into CO2.

      of course, in areas like the poles where there's little water vapor and less solar insolation, methane tends to last a great deal longer. this is one of the reasons the north polar region is warming faster than any other place.

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  18. New? by imatter · · Score: 1

    "The newly discovered gas, perfluorotributylamine (PFTBA), has been in use by the electrical industry since the mid-20th century."

    Did we not know we were using this in electronics since the mid 20th Century?

  19. QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what's the point. Nobody's arresting oath breakers anymore. Obama isn't even a fucking citizen. Security clearances don't mean shit.

    Hey did ya know that 750 million dollar healthfucked.gov site if the money was JUST GIVEN to citizens of the US, it would be 2.3 Million dollars for EACH MAN WOMAN AND CHILD!

    Or how about Joeseph Biden and his help the ISRALIE holocause bullshit?
    $800 million

    with fucking BIDEN and HEALTHFRAUD.GOV alone US Citizens could have 4 million dollars EACH to spend!

    1. Re:QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I think you need to check your division skills there, buddy.

    2. Re:QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by alzoron · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's a mistake with your numbers. With those figures you're either trying to say that the US only has about 326 people in it or that website costs more money than the entire world has produced in the last 10 years.

    3. Re:QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why bother?

      Debt to GDP
      Initial Claims
      monkeyhammer gold

      In fairness I might have mixed up the 800 with the 750..

      800/320 = 2.5
      750/320 = 2.34375

      2.5 + 2.34375 = 4.84375

      4. 8 million dollars each..

      What other clusterfuck should the math be done on?

    4. Re:QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

      With those figures you're either trying to say that the US only has about 326 people in it

      So I guess he meant to say per person that successfully signed up...

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    5. Re: QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While your division skills are astute your ability to understand units is not. Since I'm assuming your numbers are given in hundreds of millions your calculation would give each citizen 4.8 DOLLARS.

      Now remember, don't spend it all in one place

    6. Re:QUeue the PFTBA TAX! in 3..2..1.. by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      Obama isn't even a fucking citizen.

      Aaaaand any possible credibility, right out the window.

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  20. Billions are larger than millions by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Informative

    millions of tons of methane are being dumped into the atmosphere thanks to Gazoprom's leaking pipelines....

    That is undoubtably true. However, billions of tons of carbon dioxide are released into the atmosphere.

    Yet no one gives a hoot because Russia is good while America and their SUVs continue to be targeted by the rest of the jealous world....

    While methane does have a higher infrared cross-section than carbon dioxide, it is not that much higher; it also has a much shorter atmospheric lifetime. While it's useful to address both, it makes to address more attention on the larger factor, and not the smaller.

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    1. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Bengie · · Score: 4, Informative

      While methane does have a higher infrared cross-section than carbon dioxide, it is not that much higher;

      http://epa.gov/climatechange/ghgemissions/gases/ch4.html Methane is about 20x more effective than CO2 at greenhouse warming over the period of 100 years. I personally think a 20x increase is more than "not much higher".

    2. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Culture20 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But the initial comparison was between millions and billions. While methane may be 20x more effective, it's not 1000x more effective.

    3. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Informative

      I personally think a 20x increase is more than "not much higher".

      First, my statement was that it is not that much higher. Eliminating the word "that" changes the meaning of the sentence, since the the topic was the difference between millions and billions.

      Second, the infrared absorption of methane is about 21 times higher than that of carbon dioxide. However, the atmospheric lifetime is 12 years, compared to estimates of between 50 and 200 years for carbon dioxide. So it is not true that "methane is about 20x more effective than CO2 at greenhouse warming over the period of 100 years". It is about 20x more effective than CO2 over a period of about 12 years, but drops exponentially to zero after that. (That's expressed per molecule. It's higher if expressed per unit mass emitted, since methane is so much lighter than carbon dioxide.)

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    4. Re:Billions are larger than millions by tmosley · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You think that's bad, wait until you see the IR spectrum for water vapor.

      The other product of combustion. It may not persist, but we sure put a lot of it in the air on a continuous basis. It probably won't cause a snowball effect, but it does help to explain the "pause" in warming over the last 15 years--the world hasn't grown much during that time on a net basis, and lots of places are actually shrinking.

    5. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe your evaluation is still valid, but prioritization should be based on ROI, not just value while ignoring cost. Time, also, should be considered (that is, the changing/aggregation of cost and value over time).

    6. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Eunuchswear · · Score: 2

      Oh for fucks sake.

      Water vapour is a potent GHG but we don't need to worry about it. Why? Any water vapour produced by man is a [drumroll] drop in the ocean. [rimshot]. Thanks for coming, I'll be here all week, try the veal.

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    7. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Remember Michael Mann of the Climate Research Unit of the East Anglia University and his team making up data and tweaking their models, because what they did have was not showing what the team was paid to show.

      You remember that, I'll remember what really happened.

      By the way, moron, Michael Mann is at Penn State, not UEA.

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    8. Re:Billions are larger than millions by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      While it's true that methane is a more effective greenhouse gas than carbon dioxide it's also true that the concentration of methane in the atmosphere is a bit less than 2 ppm whereas the concentration of CO2 is ~400 ppm, a factor of 200.

    9. Re:Billions are larger than millions by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Compared to the amount of water vapor evaporated into the air from the ocean's surface (70%+ of the surface) human emissions of water vapor are a rounding error. Any excess water vapor in the atmosphere is quickly precipitated out. It's just not a factor.

    10. Re:Billions are larger than millions by bunratty · · Score: 1

      We do need to worry about it because increased temperatures means increased humidity in the atmosphere which leads to positive feedback.

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    11. Re:Billions are larger than millions by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Remember Michael Mann of the Climate Research Unit of the East Anglia University ...

      Why should we take anything you say seriously when you make such and elementary error as that? Mann of course is at Penn State and before that at Virginia and has never been associated with the CRU.

    12. Re:Billions are larger than millions by amorsen · · Score: 1

      True, but emitting more water into the atmosphere generally does not increase overall water content of the air significantly. If you do not change the temperature, the water will just fall back out. If you do increase the temperature, the air tends to find a way to gather more humidity, whether you add any deliberately or not.

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    13. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Silentknyght · · Score: 1

      The EPA's "global warming potential" equivalency factors include a value for residence time in the atmosphere. The IR spectrum for water vapor is irrelevant as its residence time is (http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2010/ph240/ali1/
      Or: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming_potential

      And: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_vapor

    14. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Silentknyght · · Score: 2

      wtf. Slasdot doesn't like "open parenthesis" followed by "less than". Anyhow:

      The EPA's "global warming potential" equivalency factors include a value for residence time in the atmosphere. The IR spectrum for water vapor is irrelevant as its residence time (less than 10 days) is three orders of magnitude lower than CO2 (36,500 days, or 100 yrs).

      See: http://large.stanford.edu/courses/2010/ph240/ali1/
      Or: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming_potential [wikipedia.org]

      And: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_vapor [wikipedia.org]

    15. Re:Billions are larger than millions by bunratty · · Score: 1

      Another way of saying that is that the residence time of water in the atmosphere is short... only nine days. We can increase the humidity of the atmosphere for a short time by emitting water vapor, but after a week or two the excess just precipitates out as dew, rain, or snow.

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    16. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And water vapor is 350x more radiative that CO2, so that must be regulated too.

    17. Re:Billions are larger than millions by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Except as a factor of positive feedback. As the temperature of the atmosphere increases, it can hold more water. So as the earth warms (for whatever reason, and by whatever cause), the warming will increase due to the extra water in the air.

    18. Re:Billions are larger than millions by Antipater · · Score: 3, Informative

      Water is already regulated by the atmosphere itself. It has a nifty little trick called "rain" that prevents vapor levels from getting too high.

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    19. Re:Billions are larger than millions by something_wicked_thi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You people should try reading a book once in a while.

      The water vapor problem is relatively minor because water vapor also causes cloud formation, which offsets the warming effect because it reflects light back into space. The science is still being settled about whether water vapor has even a positive or negative effect on the climate. They have studied it, but the situation is complex.

      Also, the idea that global warming has stopped over the last 15 years has been debunked time and time again. It's a result of dishonest people taking an exceptionally warm year (1998, which remains the third hottest year on record) and drawing a line to a less exceptional year or even an exceptionally cold year (2008, usually) in an effort to mislead people into thinking that global warming has stopped or even is reversing.

      The climate is cyclical due to El Nino effects, the solar cycle, and so on, so this is incredibly ill conceived. A running five year average is a better way to go, though given that the solar cycle is about 11 years, even that isn't perfect.

      The earth has continued to warm. The last five years have shown a slight pause because of a couple of slightly colder years, but there's no reason to believe this is anything other than a temporary slowing. The long term graphs, especially if you include all of the 20th century, clearly show the earth is warming, and continues to warm.

    20. Re:Billions are larger than millions by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      What Antipater said.

    21. Re:Billions are larger than millions by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      At the same time if we could do something to deliberately reduce the water vapor in the atmosphere it would quickly get replaced by evaporation. A number of years ago an atmospheric scientist did a thought experiment about what would happen if you could remove 100% of the water vapor from the atmosphere. He calculated it would take at most 60-70 days for water vapor levels to return to normal because of evaporation from the oceans.

    22. Re:Billions are larger than millions by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, increasing temperatures will increase the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere which will have an effect. My point was that human emissions of water vapor are not an issue.

    23. Re:Billions are larger than millions by AK+Marc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone agrees with that statement when doing the science. The longevity of the emission is counted, and water doesn't last long enough to matter. CO2 never breaks down, and will not "fall" out of the atmosphere, unless actively scrubbed (by plants or filters). So even if water was much worse (should it be there) it has a smaller effect because it is quickly removed, and would have little effect on the "natural" process.

    24. Re:Billions are larger than millions by doccus · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but which breaks down faster in the atmosphere?

  21. im sure the research conversation was titilating by nimbius · · Score: 1

    Dr. Random: well team, have we finished research on the perfluorotributylamine samples yet?
    gradstudent slave: yes and its a tremendously important chemical Dr. Random, have you read our summary?
    Dr. Random: yes...it says here this is an incredibly powerful greenhouse gas...oh dear lord.....this means..
    gradstudent slave: we need to alert the world in a peer reviewed open access journal without a moment to lose?!
    Dr. Random: no...tell no one....this is the end of toques and tire chains as we know it!

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  22. Well lets hurry up then! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its frick'in -2F here in indiana. Lets hurry and produce that stuff more then to warm it up ok? Geez... Its freezing here!

  23. Magic Smoke by matty619 · · Score: 1

    Source of the magic smoke identified?

  24. Why the neo-cons will love this news by XStylus · · Score: 1

    "Gotta make some more of this stuff! We'll bring forth the rapture even faster!"

    1. Re:Why the neo-cons will love this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amongst the U.S. Conservative categories, faith/religion/belief-in-God is probably lowest amongst the neo-cons. Lots of nihilists in that group, who tend to annoy the hell (pun intended) out of the classic conservatives, the Christian-right, the social conservatives, and the semi-libertarians.

    2. Re:Why the neo-cons will love this news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta make some more of this stuff: it will increase temperatures, prevent the next ice age, open up new areas for agriculture, and, best of all, annoy the hell out of left wing doomsayers.

  25. well known problem by peter303 · · Score: 1

    That clorflourocarbons and their halon subsititues are inense greenhouse gases. here

  26. All Tomorrow's Excuses by eyenot · · Score: 1

    Remember how we went through the process of removing CFCs from production and usage (by and large) because of the ozone holes?

    It didn't stop the greenhouse effect overall, though, did it? Because sufficient impetus wasn't given to citizens or to governments to avoid expelling greenhouse gases. Especially when it's an issue of what's coming out of your whip cream canister, it gives you little reason to put thought behind that next cut of steak you're going to put that whip cream onto.

    Here's just another gas to distract the masses from the greenhouse gases they expel in normal, everyday life. We'll be all focused on this gas and it gives us an excuse to ignore 7,000 other greenhouse effect contributors.

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    1. Re:All Tomorrow's Excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember how we went through the process of removing CFCs from production and usage (by and large) because of the ozone holes?

      It didn't stop the greenhouse effect overall, though, did it? Because sufficient impetus wasn't given to citizens or to governments to avoid expelling greenhouse gases. Especially when it's an issue of what's coming out of your whip cream canister, it gives you little reason to put thought behind that next cut of steak you're going to put that whip cream onto.

      Here's just another gas to distract the masses from the greenhouse gases they expel in normal, everyday life. We'll be all focused on this gas and it gives us an excuse to ignore 7,000 other greenhouse effect contributors.

      I ate refried beans at a Mexican restaurant last night and I just couldn't help myself. I expelled greenhouse gasses all night!

    2. Re:All Tomorrow's Excuses by cusco · · Score: 1

      You do realize that the 'ozone hole' issue has nothing to do with global warming, don't you? Because we stopped most use of CFCs the annual ozone hole is reducing in size each year as the chemical finally degrades. This is a good thing, especially for people who live at high altitudes. Most CFCs also happen to be greenhouse gasses, but that wasn't the reason their production and use was curtailed.

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    3. Re:All Tomorrow's Excuses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is "whip cream?" Is it some kind of cream that goes on a whip? Or is it cream made out of whips? It's hard to follow your gibberish when you don't make any sense.

    4. Re:All Tomorrow's Excuses by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It didn't stop the greenhouse effect overall, though, did it? Because sufficient impetus wasn't given to citizens or to governments to avoid expelling greenhouse gases. Especially when it's an issue of what's coming out of your whip cream canister, it gives you little reason to put thought behind that next cut of steak you're going to put that whip cream onto.

      Whipping cream is propelled by Nitrous Oxide. Comment invalidated.

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    5. Re:All Tomorrow's Excuses by eyenot · · Score: 1

      The fact that I got the wrong canister item (whipPED cream) aside -- totally moot considering thousands of other products WERE using CFC's back in the day -- the ozone holes didn't disappear. There's still an ozone hole, today, and scientists are largely puzzled about it.

      What do you do, just sit in a basement and read whatever Time magazine tells you?

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  27. Claim != Proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We claim that PFTBA has the highest radiative efficiency of any molecule detected in the atmosphere to date"

    Get back to me when you replace the word "claim" with the word "prove."

  28. key ingrediant in new car smell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yup. your new car will no longer be aloud to smell "like a new car"

    1. Re:key ingrediant in new car smell... by Culture20 · · Score: 2

      Yup. your new car will no longer be aloud to smell "like a new car"

      That sounds terrible!

    2. Re:key ingrediant in new car smell... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. your new car will no longer be aloud to smell "like a new car"

      Where have all these illiterate morons come from? It's ALLOWED you fucking nitwit.

  29. Dilution Is The Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At 10^-34 parts per billion no body cares.

  30. 700000 % sounds more impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donchathink?

  31. Various applications in electrical equipment??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Ummm, after searching google and filtering out results for "greenhouse", "climate", and "dictionary", the only uses I can find for this chemical are as a mass spectrometer calibration gas and as a component of fluon, which is an artificial blood replacement. Can anyone pin down any other uses of PFTBA? Because the usage of the stuff sure doesn't seem very heavy to me!

    1. Re:Various applications in electrical equipment??? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      Sold by 3M under the trade name "Fluorinert FC-43". Used primarily as a heat transfer fluid in exotic electronics.

      The best known application to Slashdotters would be the Cray 2 supercomputer, which used a fluorinert "waterfall" to remove waste heat from the densely packed electronics. Some overclockers use it on high performance gaming rigs and the like, with the entire motherboard submerged in a bath of the stuff.

      Because of the very high dielectric strength and low RF loss, it was used as a cooling medium in military radar gear, particularly airborne stuff.

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  32. Move house, moron. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'll be a damn sight cheaper than the coal you need to buy to up the temps enough for you there.

  33. Newly Discovered? by edibobb · · Score: 2

    It's odd how people have been using this gas for 100 years and it is still "newly discovered."

    Obligatory xkcd: http://xkcd.com/1283/

    1. Re:Newly Discovered? by cusco · · Score: 1

      The gas isn't newly discovered, its greenhouse properties are. Apparently no one ever bothered to measure them before.

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    2. Re:Newly Discovered? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it needs to be independently confirmed before anyone should take it to the bank. I'm questioning the motives of this "work" when he laments the lack of regulation even tho its greenhouse properties were just discovered. Sounds like confirmation bias bigtime.

    3. Re:Newly Discovered? by freshmeathead · · Score: 1

      It is obviously not 'newly discovered', but its presence in the atmosphere and its 'green house gas' properties are 'newly' quantified. Just a poorly worded title for the article.

  34. global warming is not the issue by csumpi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Global warming is not the issue.

    The problem is overpopulation. The solution to which is pretty simple: stop shitting out kids.

    Global warming is just a symptom, or might be mother nature's way of fixing the problem. Although its long term effects are far less predictable than the weather tomorrow. (Which seems either impossible, or all climate scientists and meteorologists suck.)

    1. Re:global warming is not the issue by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not remotely simple. How do you propose to stop people from breeding?

      A large portion of the population would go completely insane if we instituted reproductive limits.

      When conservatives lose their shit completely over not being able to buy a jumbo cup of carbonated sugar-water or poison themselves with trans-fats, you know they're going to go totally bonkers if you tell them they can't have five kids. The more ignorant Americans even lost their minds over the first lady's eat-healthy initiative. Too many Americans are just too selfish and aggressively ignorant to ever do what's right, and I don't expect people anywhere else to be much better.

    2. Re:global warming is not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When conservatives lose their shit completely over not being able to buy a jumbo cup of carbonated sugar-water

      Yeah, it was just the conservatives....

      That's what makes asshats like you so hard to take seriously, you turn a non-political issue into a political one.

    3. Re:global warming is not the issue by swb · · Score: 1

      Instead of telling people they can't have kids or trying to punish them if they do, why not offer them incentives?

      I can think of two ways to approach this, short-term (long-term implantable contraceptives) and long-term (sterilization).

      On the short-term side, you could offer a cash payment for any woman willing to use an implantable birth control device. Subdermal implants last for three years, some IUDs as long as five years.

      On the long-term side, you could offer a more substantial payment for vasectomies or tubal ligations.

      The short-term ones may have longer-term effects since they might delay any pregnancies until later in life when women may be less interested in having children and may cause them to have fewer children over all.

      Both options would probably have meaningful social effects since you might greatly reduce the number of unplanned pregnancies and the negative social consequences associated with low-incoming single parents.

    4. Re:global warming is not the issue by jez9999 · · Score: 1

      The problem is overpopulation. The solution to which is pretty simple: stop shitting out kids.

      What part of the world do you live in? That doesn't happen here.

    5. Re:global warming is not the issue by jaydge · · Score: 1

      The problem is overpopulation. The solution to which is pretty simple: stop shitting out kids.

      If you're not a hypocrite, then you must wish your parents didn't "shit you out" either.

    6. Re:global warming is not the issue by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      The problem is overpopulation. The solution to which is pretty simple: stop shitting out kids.

      Yeah except that with our current farming methods and land use, we have plenty of room. And if we use some of the more fertile places in the world just for food production instead of turning food into fuel, we could easily support another 3 billion, and upwards of 7 billion people.

      Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that you're also an ardent environmentalist? And with that, you have strong Malthusian leanings.

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    7. Re:global warming is not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is overpopulation. The solution to which is pretty simple: cause a worldwide economic collapse and massive worldwide starvation and genocidal wars.

      FTFY to account for reality.

    8. Re:global warming is not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not remotely simple. How do you propose to stop people from breeding?

      A large portion of the population would go completely insane if we instituted reproductive limits.

        When conservatives lose their shit completely over not being able to buy a jumbo cup of carbonated sugar-water or poison themselves with trans-fats, you know they're going to go totally bonkers if you tell them they can't have five kids. The more ignorant Americans even lost their minds over the first lady's eat-healthy initiative. Too many Americans are just too selfish and aggressively ignorant to ever do what's right, and I don't expect people anywhere else to be much better.

      First you nuke China and Africa. Then you brace for the next ice age.

    9. Re:global warming is not the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The solution to which is pretty simple: stop shitting out kids.

      We wont miss you.

    10. Re:global warming is not the issue by csumpi · · Score: 1

      That's not remotely simple.

      You are absolutely correct. Not easy. The first thing that has to change ishow we view this issue. I show you what mean:

      ..conservatives lose their shit completely..

      That's the first and biggest hurdle. They tricked you my friend. This has _NOTHING_ to do with red, or blue, or left or right. In fact, democrats are just as if not more sinister on this issue. But I'll get to that in a sec.

      The reason why there are so many poor people, why poor people have so many kids, and poor people just can't find a way out of the rut, is because it gives more power to the people pulling the strings. The more people there are, and preferably the less power and money they have, the better it is for the tipity top of the rich.

      It is simply not in the interest of those dudes to empower poor people, even if they tell you otherwise (this is how they tricked you for example into thinking that this is all the conservatives' fault).

      More people, more money, more power, more CO2, although they don't give a shit about that last one.

      You say but now everyone in the US will get free contraception. However the only reason for that is to stuff big pharma's pockets.

      Look at any self proclaimed leader of poor minorities. Show me one, just one that would tell his/her people to go to school, don't have kids at 16, and to take care of their kids when time comes. You won't find any. Because if their peeps would be successful, they would not be needed. Of course you can't talk about this, without being called the R word.

      So now to the solution. Very simple: family and education. (Dudes in power (red, blue, green, purple) hate that.) Take care of your kids, and check their homework. Pack their school lunch. Hang out with them, ditch the nanny and babysitter.

      And before you tell me to pull the tinfoil hat off, no, thank you, it keeps my head nice and toasty roasty. Actually, kidding, don't have one. But I leave you with this research: look up, including government and CBO reports how the poor and the rich are doing under our current administration that proclaims strengthening the middle class.

    11. Re:global warming is not the issue by AK+Marc · · Score: 0

      The people complaining certainly made it an issue about the "liberals" banning them from buying soda. When the trollers get trolled, it's suddenly not fair?

    12. Re:global warming is not the issue by jayveekay · · Score: 1

      The Crimson Bolt might say: "Unless we increase human population to the point where we exceed the capacity of the planet, we can never know for certain what the maximum capacity is."

  35. Newly Discovered? by edibobb · · Score: 1

    It's odd how this gas has been used for 100 years and is still "newly discovered".

    Obligatory xkcd: http://xkcd.com/1283/

  36. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm more worried about all the dihydrogen monoxide in the world.

    1. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, it's a very effective greenhouse gas. We should outlaw it immediately.

  37. Literally, my first thought reading the headline by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Newly Discovered Greenhouse Gas Is 7,000 Times More Powerful Than CO2

    ... emitted whenever a politician speaks.

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  38. Science by press release? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Where are the peer reviewed papers and corroborating research?

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    1. Re:Science by press release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is AGW, no peer review is even allowed because it "might" show something different. In these cases the data is deleted to prevent such a possible disaster as peer review showing different possibilities. In conjuction, any research done independently that shows different is obviously done by racists funded by the Koch brothers because that is the only way to come up with different scientific evidence.

      There is no science done in this area any more, its now just attempts at justifing massive increases in the size of goverments.

    2. Re:Science by press release? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention the author is likely suffering some confirmation bias in his study. He laments the lack of oversight on this brand new greenhouse gas.(I'm not sure how something can be regulated the moment its adverse effect is "discovered.") This is incredibly out of line with how science works and politically motivated. Such production should be carefully regulated by authorities, but you can't make such a paranoid plea via press release under the disguise of science. It is this kind of thing that is harming the study of climate change far more than deniers are.

  39. terraforming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That means it's potentially useful for terraforming Mars, or for preventing the next ice age when it comes around.

  40. Transistors and capacitors? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The synopsys cites transistors and capacitors as examples.
    Those are two totally different electronic components that have very little in common with raw materials, composition, and construction.
    I don't understand the connection.

  41. Nothing to fear from PFTBA by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    Until of course, someone renames it. Nobody can possible be afraid of a news story about PFTBA. If you call it "Electrical Insulation Gas of Heat Death" -- well, then, that should do it.

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  42. The Press is useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If all of you /. nerds are have so much trouble with the math, image how the rest of use are doing.

    1. Re:The Press is useless by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      It appears that some of us also have a problem with english.

  43. The most shocking part by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 0

    The most shocking part of this environmental research was that it slipped through the Koch Whore-driven informational Iron Curtain of the Harper government.

  44. AKA "Fluorinert", the stuff used to cool old Crays by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    and used by a few overclockers with full-immersion cooling systems.

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  45. Re:Literally, my first thought reading the headlin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, everyone's CO2 output (breath) is about 40,000 ppm. Forty thousand.

  46. More confusion of millions with billions by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 2

    Millions of tons of various gas are dumped into the atmosphere daily as they rise from the crust of the Earth.

    Once again, we see that slashdot aonymous cowards confuse millions with billions.

    Volcanoes emit millions of tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. Humans emit billions of tons of carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.

    http://hvo.wr.usgs.gov/volcanowatch/archive/2007/07_02_15.html
    http://news.discovery.com/earth/weather-extreme-events/volcanoes-co2-people-emissions-climate-110627.htm

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    1. Re:More confusion of millions with billions by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      Pfft, what's a few orders of magnitudes between friends(or industry shills)?

  47. When is a gas not a gas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PFTBA is a liquid even if it were in a container on the ground in Death Valley on the hottest day of the year.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfluorotributylamine

    Even wikipedia gets it wrong by claiming that what is a liquid at any normal temperature measurable on earth is a greenhouse "gas". Perhaps they meant to say the vapor is a greenhouse gas? Someone should edit that article to correct that mistake.

    Maybe wikipedia meant volcanic PFTBA. What's that you say, volcanoes don't make PFTBA? Go figure.

    http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/catalog/product/supelco/442747u?lang=en&region=US

    At STP:

    Boiling Point is 352F, Vapor Pressure is 1.3mm/Hg, and Density is 1.88g/mL.

    The vapor pressure is so low and the boiling point, density and molecular weight are so high that any vapor is likely to condense and sink to the bottom of the sea.

    "... no known processes that would destroy or remove PFTBA in the lower atmosphere ..." is not the same as "no processes". Solar radiation and ozonolysis are likely candidates and are known to break down other classes of halogenated hydrocarbons, such as CFCs. Processes below the atmosphere, i.e. in the sea, are apparently not considered and gravitational condensation is outside their thought processes too.

    The nitrogen in PFTBA has an unshared pair of electrons, which means it's capable of forming quaternary ammonium salts which are water soluble. Once it's water soluble, any number of chemical reactions could break it down.

    A more likely worrisome scenario than PFTBA causing Global Warming is that a large enough earthquake, or a volcano, on a continental shelf could destablize a large field of clathrates and release more methane into the atmosphere than all the man-made natural gas leaks combined, including Al Gore's flatulence.

    Sulfur dioxide and trioxide are potent greenhouse gases and form acid rain too. Think "atmosphere of Venus". Tons of both are released into the atmosphere yearly, much more from volcanic activity than from man-made sources, yet no one seems to be too worried about that problem.

    Some would rather cry like Chicken Little about the juice we put into our capacitors than the juice we put into our car batteries.

    I'm a little bit worried about Global Cooling.

    Perhaps some spray cans of PFTBA would prevent it? We could put Al Gore out to a legume pasture and let him graze and fart.

    I am much more worried about the dumbing down of the human race with all of the Global Warming alarmists leading us all to a dismal idiocracy.

    Good job trying to hoax us once again, Slashdot.

    That is all.

  48. FC-43 aka PFTBA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd, this compound (liquid form) is found in every lab running mass spec EPA methods as the accepted calibrant.

  49. Re:Next up, the Technology Industry! by riverat1 · · Score: 1

    ... (the Earth is cooling, ya know) ...

    Not even close. The Earth is accumulating heat at a rate of about 4 Hiroshima bombs per second. The increase in atmospheric temperatures has slowed a bit in the last decade+ but the oceans where over 90% of the heat goes continue to warm.

  50. DefinitelyãNOT "the highest radiative efficie by DavidMZ · · Score: 1

    According to the original paper, "the global warming potential of PFTBA over a 100âyear time horizon to be 7100". That's still lower than SF6: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse_gas.

  51. Run into the streets! by p51d007 · · Score: 0

    Everyone panic!!!

  52. What will all us Mass Spectorscopists Do by gpronger · · Score: 1

    Mass spectroscopy as we know it will die!!! (Or we have to switch to PFK).

  53. Re:Concentrations of PFTBA in the atmosphere are l by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly the problem with people nowadays, if you read the entire article they're not comparing it on level to level "threat", it was a reference for people to understand it isn't as big a threat. Then people complain when the media takes thing out of context.

    This stuff doesn't go away and those small samples could have (could) a major impact, think about how long it has been in use or about the planet, and that adds up over time. And the article also says the samples are from around the Toronto area, it would be interesting to see samples from other cities world wide.

  54. Blah blah.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Blah blah
    Global warming we are all doomed
    Blah blah
    Only global government can save us
    New taxes ...

  55. A couple of things about this chemical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. It's a liquid up to fairly high temperature
    2. It's vapor pressure is TINY so it hardly volatilizes at room temperature
    3. It's expensive enough that it's primarily used in "closed loop" applications
    4. It's part of a family called "Fluorinert". You might have see this in the movie Abyss.

  56. Fireball by freshmeathead · · Score: 1

    I keep a box of matches handy for my 'methane' emissions.

  57. Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...we get to endure 7,000 times the number of panicked articles about it?