Slashdot Mirror


First Hard Evidence for the Process of Cat Domestication

sciencehabit writes "Cats have been part of human society for nearly 10,000 years, but they weren't always string-chasers and lap-sitters. Ancient felines hunted crop-destroying rats and mice for early farmers, and in return we provided food and protection. At least that's what scientists have long speculated. Now, they can back it up. Cat bones unearthed in a 5000-year-old Chinese farming village indicate that the animals consumed rodents and that some may have been cared for by humans. The findings provide the earliest hard evidence of this mutually beneficial relationship between man and cat."

144 comments

  1. Backwards by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

    These guys have it the wrong way around. Humans didn't domesticate cats, cats domesticated humans. Within about half an hour of yge first cat realizing it could get foods and grooming from a human just by looking cute and rubbing against their legs every nowand then it made the human its servant and lived a life of leisure. I bet it never bothered to kill anything that wasn't within a law's length of it again.

    --
    const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
    SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    1. Re:Backwards by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I must apologize for the above post. I'd like to claim that a cat walked over my keyboard but the reality is that autocorrect did its usual amazing job.

      --
      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    2. Re:Backwards by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

      Human domestication hasn't stopped 5000 years ago, but it is going on... Our persian cat just looks cute, she realized there is no need to rub agains our legs to get food. And the largest animal she chased in all these years was a dragonfly. I am really envyous of her lifestyle...

    3. Re:Backwards by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

      You may be more right than you think: a scientist has proposed the theory that toxoplasmosis carried by cats affects everything we feel and do.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    4. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Domestication is not about influencing behavior through psychological manipulation, but through selective breeding that modifies the gene pool over many generations. Your joke about cats being lazy and manipulative only makes sense if you haven't the slightest clue as to what domestication is.

    5. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.cbc.ca/news/politics/9-leading-causes-of-bird-deaths-in-canada-1.1873654

      Maybe it's just your cats.

    6. Re:Backwards by Kkloe · · Score: 1

      Who knows thats what exactly they have been doing by being the host of parasites that kills the "weaker humans" ie humans the cat doesnt like in my opinion! :) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toxoplasmosis

    7. Re:Backwards by reboot246 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed. Cats don't have owners. They have staff.

    8. Re: Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet your feline is neutered. That is the reason people can keep them inside apartments.
      Pet cats are not the real thing...

    9. Re: Backwards by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Oh dear god, only the insane idiot would want to keep intact female cats. The incessant yowling will make you kill things.
      And intact make cats, Yay! Everything smells of pee and their special brand of "scent".

      Using medical technology to fix design flaws with nature are perfectly ok. And then we have people that think it's ok to let kitty get pregnant and then let the kittens go in the neighborhood, or worse, the scumbag that throws all the kittens in a garbage bag and then tosses them on the highway.

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    10. Re:Backwards by wjcofkc · · Score: 0

      Maybe, maybe not. I've always suspected that what would become domestic cats were first brought into our lives for utility. A symbiotic relationship that naturally occurred simply because it made sense for the benefit of both species. Early cats that eventually became modern domestic cats were larger, had bigger brains, and were much more agile hunters. They were also probably not so easy to pick up and coddle (safely). Can you imagine a pack of modern house cat's successfully patrolling farmland? It's not that they can't still hunt, but it's not the same. Anyway, as random mutations and evolution go, a much more lovable and human friendly cat was born. This cat's evolutionary advantage would have been that it was docile enough to be allowed inside and coddled. A lovable cat would have been a favorable enough trait that humans (being strange) started breeding them for those lovable traits. Over time, selective breeding created increasing smaller cats with smaller brains and much more love to give and with a bigger desire to receive it. While domestic cats have certainly taken over our lives and mooch off of us, it was we that bred them to do so in order to have some cute and cuddly to love and that at least appears to love us back unconditionally.

      --
      Brought to you by Carl's Junior.
    11. Re: Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These are not flaws of nature. It's humans bringing nature into their homes - where it does not belong - that causes problems.

    12. Re: Backwards by flyneye · · Score: 1

      Makes me think of my old cat with two noses.(side by side) She would hunt and bring back full grown rabbits, eat the guts and leave the carcass in the yard for the others. She was an outside cat though. I've had at least one mouser-Tonkinese, who regularly laid dead mice at my feet. Good Kitty! I think it depends on their level of boredom with the taste of kibble.

      --
      *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
    13. Re: Backwards by flyneye · · Score: 1

      We had plenty of unaltered female cats on the farm. Out of 59 cats or so , more than half were female. Some wandered off, hawks and owls kept the herd strong and the population floated in the 40s most times. I NEVER had a problem with yowling, I guess they went to find a more private place. How do you screw with 50 others hanging around watching?

      --
      *Repent!Quit Your Job!Slack Off!The World Ends Tomorrow and You May Die!
    14. Re:Backwards by demonlapin · · Score: 2

      Can you imagine a pack of modern house cat's successfully patrolling farmland?

      Yes. Easily. As a child, I had a cat that was a holy terror to squirrels and birds. 3-4 dead critters a week and he wasn't even doing it for food. He never ate them - just left the bodies there. Our other cat ate them. I had no doubt that he could provide for himself in the absence of us.

    15. Re: Backwards by KiloByte · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh dear god, only the insane idiot would want to keep intact female cats. The incessant yowling will make you kill things.

      How is that different from human females? *duck*

      --
      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    16. Re: Backwards by CubicleZombie · · Score: 2

      After I put in a cat door, my cat started bringing me mice "gifts" every morning. One day, she waited patiently outside my bathroom door with a live mouse in her jaws. As I stepped out of the shower, she bit a hole in its head and dropped the squirming mouse, blood spurting out of its skull, at my feet. Freshest gift ever.

      Nice kitty.

      I finally locked the cat door when she brought in a bird. Ugh.

      --
      :wq
    17. Re: Backwards by operagost · · Score: 2

      That's the key-- outside on a farm. It's pretty much impossible to keep an unspayed female indoors.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    18. Re:Backwards by operagost · · Score: 1

      You're not talking about the unselectively bred domestic cats. A field mouse sneaks in once or twice a year, but it doesn't make it out alive. One of them isn't exactly a lap cat, but both are quite friendly to humans.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    19. Re:Backwards by chaim79 · · Score: 2

      Can you imagine a pack of modern house cat's successfully patrolling farmland?

      Easily, because it's a common sight out in farmland. Maybe not so much in the big corporate farms but smaller family farms will usually have anywhere from a dozen to fifty or so cats running around the farm taking care of rats, mice, keeping 'coons and foxes at bay, etc. In fact, two of the cats I now have indoors, were born to barn cats and taken in while still kittens.

      --
      DEMETRIUS: Villain, what hast thou done?
      AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.
      Shakespeare invents 'your mom'
    20. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Cats don't have owners. They have staff.

      Staff implies the cats pay the humans. I think you meant cats have slaves otherwise known as unpaid interns in the realms of corporate and government staffing policies.

    21. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you imagine a pack of modern house cat's successfully patrolling farmland?

      Yes, and I can also imagine a pack of modern uneducated greengrocers doing it.

    22. Re: Backwards by dgatwood · · Score: 4, Informative

      Sounds like you need a cat door that unlocks only when the cat isn't carrying anything.

      --

      Check out my sci-fi/humor trilogy at PatriotsBooks.

    23. Re: Backwards by cusco · · Score: 2

      Told my cat he could hunt all the rodents he wanted (including some enormous rats), but if he ever brought home a bird that I'd beat him with it until the feathers fell off. Came home from work one day and found a dead robin on the kitchen floor. Called Tux in, closed the cat door behind him, and the chase was on. There were feathers from one end of the house to the other. He never brought home another bird, and I never even saw him stalking any after that.

      I eventually moved to Peru and gave him to a nice couple who lived out in the woods. Came back to the US a couple of years later and gave them a call to see how Tux was getting along. The lady said, "Oh, he's fine. We let him out in the evenings and he hunts mice all night and leaves them on the porch. When we let the dogs out in the morning they eat them."

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    24. Re:Backwards by cusco · · Score: 1

      You've never lived on a farm. Farm cats are bigger, tougher, more aggressive and disease resistant than the inbred apartment cat you probably know. Feral city cats tend to be smaller (since they're not competing with racoons), but are generally just plain nasty if they weren't handled extensively by humans in the first weeks of their lives. Modern breeds of cats, just like dogs, have nothing to do with evolution and everything to do with inbreeding and the Victorian fantasies of 'racial purity' that gave us barbarisms like the AKC and its feline equivalents.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    25. Re:Backwards by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      You've apparently read Bolo Strike, from Keith Laumer's universe, written by William H. Keith Jr. If not, you should check it out.

      --
      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    26. Re: Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And, I would add, lots of laughs and genuine affection -- not the slavish doggy kind. Yes, I am a cat person.

    27. Re: Backwards by bazmonkey · · Score: 1

      Some cats hunt and other don't because their mother needs to teach them that skill. All cats are born wanting to chase little moving things. It's the mom that needs to bring back prey and teach them the bite-neck-and-whip-it kill method they use. The difference between a hunting cat and a non-hunting cat is being taught by another one. We have had many vicious, animal-killing, *fixed* cats.

    28. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Disparaging domestic cat ability indicates you have no idea how frequently occurrences such as catching birds in mid-flight are: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmfpcZz5B_E

      There was also a series on cats on Discovery or TLC years ago where they showed a cat catching a bird half its size as it started taking off, in beautiful slow motion. It's quite awe-inspiring to see the cat aim for above the bird during it's pounce, anticipating its take-off, its spine extending 11% as its front paws grasped at the winged prey and pulled it back into its mouth.

      Cats' association with humans for a mere few thousand years have little mellowed their agility and killer instincts.

    29. Re:Backwards by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Only weak humans are domesticated by their cats. My cats obey my orders; they come when called and a sharply worded "OUT!" makes them leave the room. I once taught a cat to play dead when I pointed my finger at him and said "bang". You simply have to understand cat psychology and their instincts and other motivations.

      As to hunting, a cat doesn't consider hunting a job. To a cat, chasing things is the funnest thing in the world, even a laser pointer. My cat has made it clear that she understands where the red dot comes from, but she still likes to chase it (the other one is elderly and no longer plays).

    30. Re: Backwards by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The howling isn't that often. I have to agree about male cats, unless you neuter them before they reach puberty your house will STINK.

      And remember, if you can't afford new furniture every year, you can't afford a cat (you should see how shredded my 5 year old couch is).

    31. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Today cats have become even more devious in their hunger for success in the adore markets. Their make their human slav..serva..owners to create funny Youtube videos of themselves to boots their humans financially to be able to purchase the Felite premium cat foods at the local cat deli.

    32. Re: Backwards by gtall · · Score: 1

      I made a cat scratching post and started mine (dearly departed) on it when they were kittens. Don't buy a post, pure garbage. Go out and find a dead tree about 5 in diameter, saw flat butt ends, and leave it about about 3 foot long. Then get a 3/4" in sheet of plywood approx 1.5 feet on a side, this is your base. Also get a 10 in long 2x6 and a 3/8'" dowel, about 2ft worth. Center the 2x6 on the base, glue it. When dry, screw it down from the back side of the base up but not through the 2x6 (drill holes first so you don't need superman to drive in the screws and it also prevents splitting).

      Match a drill bit size to the dowel size, just a bit bigger. Center your tree on the 2x6 and draw a line around it (i.e., a circle). Locate 3 places within the circle you just drew on your 2x6, trace three dowel holes on the 2x6 within the tree circle you made. Make a template of this, i.e., you have a round disk with the holes marked. Mark the holes from the template on the butt end of your tree. Now, with a very straight, steady hand, drill 3 holes into 2x6 (about down to the plywood) and do similarly to the butt in of your tree about 2 or inches deep. Cut your dowel into three pieces, each piece so that it just about will fill one of the 2x6 holes and one the tree holes. Dry fit loosely, i.e., don't cram the tree down to the base.

      Put some wood glue in the 6 holes, insert your dowels into the base, and wet the tops and sides of the dowels sticking out with glue as well. Now cram the tree onto your base being careful to line up the dowels. Using a sledge hammer, bash the top of the tree lightly until the 2x6 and the tree form a tight fit. Wait for glue to dry.

      Now get yourself some think hemp rope, about 3/8" thick. Wrap the pole from base to top tucking the ends into the winding so friction will keep them from unwinding. You'll need to replace the hemp every 6 months or so. You may need two rolls of it.

      Your cats will honor you like a god...well...they'll at least be pleased for you to be in their presence.

    33. Re: Backwards by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      And remember, if you can't afford new furniture every year, you can't afford a cat (you should see how shredded my 5 year old couch is).

      The trick with scratching posts is that they need to be on the natural travel path. For instance, the one at the entrance to my home office gets heavy use, because in order for my cat to come visit, she passes right by it. As a result, she prefers that over scratching the furniture. Plus she always gets petted after using it because it gets my attention.

      It also helps that it is a full 36" tall, so she can stretch out a bit while using it. Most of the scratching posts are well under 24" tall and nearly useless in the vertical position.

      (Other keys are to use the type of material that your cat likes, plus figuring out whether they want a horizontal surface or a vertical surface to scratch.)

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    34. Re: Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Says you.

    35. Re:Backwards by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I once had a cat that was freakish smart (on a par with an average dog). This first became evident when one day I was hiding behind a box and using a 'fishing line' to play with the feral kittens. All but one chased the string in the usual way. The freak looked at the string, looked UP the string, then jumped over the box to grab my hand. (Which is exactly what average puppies will do.) This cat later became a house pet... which gave me opportunity to watch him with mirrors. The other cats thought something they saw in the mirror was IN the mirror. But the freak would immediately look over his shoulder at whatever had just appeared in the mirror. He had all manner of freak-thinking behaviors I've never seen in another cat. (Incidentally, he was a hermaphrodite -- born female, developed male genitals at about 3 months. And was the product of 4 generations of inbreeding down from one female, which I only knew because the feral colony there was small and isolated.)

      More typical, tho, were my feral barn kittens... I'd bang the dish on the concrete to call them for breakfast. And if after a couple days I then held the dish out of their reach, rather than looking up like "Hey, where's my dish?" like a puppy will, the kittens tried to eat the concrete floor. I wish I had video; it was hysterical. And a good demonstration of how dumb most cats really are -- tho they *condition* so rapidly that they appear 'smart'.

      [I'm a pro dog trainer, but I usually also have several cats.]

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    36. Re:Backwards by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Back about 1980 I had one that spent all day every day hunting gophers, and was so good at it that he completely exterminated them within about half a mile of my rural house, and so thoroughly that after the cat died, it was a good three years before I saw another gopher. (Prior to this cat, they'd been thick as plague.)

      Conversely, once I came home after being gone for a week, and here's three lazy cats in the house watching a mouse sitting in the middle of the floor, but none could be arsed to get off their comfy couch... and all the cat food was in the kitchen drawers, where it had been stashed by mice in my absence. Two of these were good hunters outdoors, but apparently indoor mice were 'pets'.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    37. Re:Backwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your herm sounds like a near genius amongst cats for picking these up that quickly but I'd say the mirror reaction is just general smart level. One of my cats does the same but doesn't get/doesn't care about the string and my brother has one the other way around. Never seen the silliness of the food bowl though.

  2. tasty cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Are they sure the farmers werent farming the cats?

    1. Re:tasty cats by Cenan · · Score: 1

      No

      --
      ... whatever ...
    2. Re:tasty cats by ls671 · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess it wouldn't have been UUOC either way.

      --
      Everything I write is lies, read between the lines.
    3. Re:tasty cats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you're getting confused with Korea. Or is it Vietnam?

      They all look the same to me.

  3. Not entirely mutually beneficial... by tlambert · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not entirely mutually beneficial... Toxoplasma gondii parasites, anyone?

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2013/01/220113-sneaky-cat-parasite-takes-over-human-brains-science/

    And once infected, you are twice as likely to get in a car accident, among other negative effects.

    1. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by d3m0nCr4t · · Score: 1

      And once infected, you are twice as likely to get in a car accident, among other negative effects.

      I'm sure car accidents weren't an issue 10.000 years ago. :)

    2. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by crimson+tsunami · · Score: 5, Funny

      summary says 5,000 years ago, so dinosaur accidents then :)

    3. Re: Not entirely mutually beneficial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yabadabadoooo!

    4. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by mendax · · Score: 2

      It has nothing to do with parasites. My beautiful black cat is living proof that some cats are possessed by Satan.
      She's a feisty beast and very evil. The fact that she's black only makes it more evident.

      --
      It's really quite a simple choice: Life, Death, or Los Angeles.
    5. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by gtall · · Score: 2

      Only in Kentucky according to the museum on early Earth history and other Biblical things.

    6. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by geminidomino · · Score: 2

      Give me evil over smart any day... My five year old giant mutant "Halloween" cat has figured out how doorknobs work. I am so screwed...

    7. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      And once infected, you are twice as likely to get in a car accident, among other negative effects.

      How can they possibly know this? You'd have to know precisely when each person in the sample was infected, so you could compare accident rates before and afterward. (Otherwise it might just be the case that cat owners tend to be accident prone.) You'd need to set up an experiment where you infected half the people with it and then employed them all as taxi drivers.

    8. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that were an honest piece, I think we'd already see insurance companies asking if you own cats. There's nothing illegal about it.

    9. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by Baby+Duck · · Score: 2

      There hasn't been a single case of toxoplasmosis in humans where they couldn't rule out the vector was tainted pork. Granted, cats do help spread it from pig to pig.

      --

      "Love heals scars love left." -- Henry Rollins

    10. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And once infected, you are twice as likely to get in a car accident,

      you are twice as likely to get in a cat accident. Relevant in the ancient world swarming with tigers and lions.

    11. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Only one in ten Americans have that disease, where two in three Brazilians do. Wikipedia didn't give numbers for other countries, but I would imagine Europe and Australia have similar numbers to the US.

    12. Re:Not entirely mutually beneficial... by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Otherwise it might just be the case that cat owners tend to be accident prone

      An equal possibility is that cat owners have subconsciously lost the will to live and seek ways to die, no longer wishing to be the subjects of their capricious and mysteriously malevolent overlords.

      I'm a cat owner. And suddenly I have a desire to go for a drive. *yawn*

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
  4. Citation please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article summary claims cats have "been part of human society for nearly 10,000 years" and then trumpets "Cat bones unearthed in a 5000-year-old Chinese farming village". Then finishes with "The findings provide the earliest hard evidence ..."

    Cheers
    Jon

    1. Re:Citation please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article summary claims cats have "been part of human society for nearly 10,000 years" and then trumpets "Cat bones unearthed in a 5000-year-old Chinese farming village". Then finishes with "The findings provide the earliest hard evidence ..."

      Cheers Jon

      Linked article has the information you ask for.

    2. Re:Citation please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the summary:

      Cat bones unearthed in a 5000-year-old Chinese farming village indicate that the animals consumed rodents and that some may have been cared for by humans. The findings provide the earliest hard evidence of this mutually beneficial relationship between man and cat."

      Reading entire sentences can help provide the context you were missing. The 5,000-year-old evidence is the earliest hard evidence that the cats consumed rodents and may have been cared for by humans. There is other, earlier, evidence that cats have been part of human society for quite some time before it. As the other respondent to your post said, read the linked article. It has the information you're asking for.

  5. Cats, domesticated ?? by baileydau · · Score: 5, Funny

    BS.

    I've got one on my desk right now proving it certainly isn't domesticated. She's trying to eat everything in sight. Our other one has previously chewed right through my phone charging cable.

    The difference between cats and dogs:

    A dog thinks: You feed me, you house me, you look after me. You must be a god.

    A cat thinks: You feed me, you house me, you look after me. I must be a god.

    --
    Ever stop to think ... and forget to start again?
    1. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by ThorGod · · Score: 1

      My dad's cat was really misbehaving. But I've spent a lot of time with her and she's calmed down quite a bit. Playing with them regularly helps keep them in line. If they're properly entertained they seem, to me, to be all around easier on you/your things. There's other stuff, etc

      --
      PS: I don't reply to ACs.
    2. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other words, the cat trained you through negative reinforcement.

      --
      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    3. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by gtall · · Score: 1

      That, indeed, was the advice of a cat behaviorist in, where else, California. I was channel surfing one day and was amazed that a person could have that amount of metal stuff sticking into and out of his body. I presume he thought they complimented his tats. Anyhow, he visited a home with a cat that was tearing up the place. After observation, he concluded the cat felt unappreciated and stymied in its effort to express itself physically...errr...or something. Anyhow, he instituted daily walks (on a leash) and then romp-o-rama time with the humans dragging the fake mice, feathers, and other sorts of items needed to train humans. Bingo, cat problem solved, he no longer tears the place up.

      The humans do now have a need to lick themselves, but tradeoffs must always be made in life. The cat now figures to be living with his own.

    4. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BS.

      I've got one on my desk right now proving it certainly isn't domesticated. She's trying to eat everything in sight. Our other one has previously chewed right through my phone charging cable.

      The difference between cats and dogs:

      A dog thinks: You feed me, you house me, you look after me. You must be a god.

      A cat thinks: You feed me, you house me, you look after me. I must be a god.

      You've clearly never owned a bored or destructive dog...some have a natural tendancy to chew that if not curbed will mean they ruin everything from furniture to parcels if left unattended with them. I am a dog lover and not fond of cats, but I'm a realist too.

    5. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, reading Slashdot comments these days is like reading a Cathy comic.

      You need to get a poster that says "Hang in there!" to really complete the look.

    6. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Woldry · · Score: 1

      Wait, you mean most humans don't lick themselves already? Fascinating....

      --
      How can a post be modded "overrated" or "underrated" when it hasn't been rated yet?
    7. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good job regurgitating that picture that's been making the rounds on all the meme sites for a few months.

    8. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by GTRacer · · Score: 1

      Was it "Cat from Hell" with Jackson Galaxy hosting and attempting to reeducate the kitties?

      --
      Defending IP by destroying access to it? That makes sense, RIAA/MPAA. Go to the corner until you can play nice!
    9. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Could that be the cause of them being anti-housebroken, too? Sincere question. My mother's pugs will go for walks and play outside for hours and hours without event. Then, within 30 seconds of being inside the house, will drop a deuce in the middle of the living room (usually or near the exact same spot). I always assumed they were just being dicks.

    10. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      I was thinking something similar. A friend once said that it's a telling aspect of humans that we keep ruthless predators as pets.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    11. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by cusco · · Score: 1

      The same goes for most dog behavior problems. Beagles and other hounds have a bad reputation for howling, digging and general destructiveness. Two walks a day will take care of that in most cases. Letting a scent hound out in the yard to sniff around the same place he's sniffed the last ten days in a row frustrates him terribly.

      --
      "Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
    12. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got one on my desk right now proving it certainly isn't domesticated.

      I know everyone wants to make jokes about the relationship between cats and humans. The very fact that this cat is sitting or laying on your desk with you there is proof of its domestication. Have any of you cat owners ever found a feral cat and tried to take it home? You will quickly learn that trying to eat some things around the house is not all that bad.

    13. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang in there!

    14. Re:Cats, domesticated ?? by Duckimus+Prime · · Score: 0

      Sounds exactly like the first episode of My Cat from Hell.

  6. Stop blaming autocorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See, that excuse only washes when the words are dictionary words. "nowand" and "yge" are not dictionary words. There is a reason you get are forced to preview your post before submitting. Take the opportunity.

    1. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have lots of strange abbreviations in my personal dictionary.

    2. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by alexhs · · Score: 5, Funny

      There is a reason you get are forced to preview your post before submitting.

      And Muphry's law still applies :)

      --
      I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of killer sig, which this margin is too narrow to contain.
    3. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 5, Funny

      And Muphry's law still applies

      I see waht you did there.

    4. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      There is a reason you get are forced to preview your post before submitting.

      It's so you can see what you mis-typed. Right after you click the "Submit" button.

    5. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by sudon't · · Score: 2

      I can't understand how misspellings end up online at all. Mine are all underlined in red. Doesn't Windows do that?

      But allow me this opportunity to air my pet slashdot peeve: Why do people consistently forget to put a space after an italics tag? That drivesme nuts.

      --
      -- sudon't

      Air-ride Equipped

    6. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure this counts as an "I see what you did there".

    7. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoosh!

      Check the link in GGP and the spelling in GP.

    8. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      There is a reason you get are forced to preview your post before submitting.

      Irony notwithstanding... just like we're all forced to read EULAs?

      --
      systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
    9. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the link in GGP and the spelling in GP.

      I did. Did you?

      Hint, in all places, it says "muphry", not "murphy". Including the URL itself.

      I'll admit that until today, I did not even know of a Muphry's Law. But I at least clicked the link before posting my comment. :P

    10. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same anon here. So did I, and the joke (lame thought it is) in the post you replied to is the spelling mistake, "waht you did there". Hence the whoosh.

    11. Re:Stop blaming autocorrect! by metaforest · · Score: 1

      [...] But allow me this opportunity to air my pet slashdot peeve: Why do people consistently forget to put a space after an italics tag? That drivesme nuts.

      That's no drive. That's a short putt.

  7. I must be fucked then by future+assassin · · Score: 1

    with my 7 cats. Maybe thats why I like playing The Need For Speed on my 3DO

    --
    by TheSpoom (715771) Uncaring Linux user here. I have nothing to add to this but please continue. *munches popcorn*
  8. they still don't have hymens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they don't scratch our eyes out during their byrd hunting breaks so that's domestic bliss

  9. No kidding. by jez9999 · · Score: 1

    "Cats have been part of human society for nearly 10,000 years, but they weren't always string-chasers and lap-sitters.

    If you believe in evolution, this isn't exactly news.

    1. Re:No kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Civilization happened because cats wanted a warm place to sleep at night.

    2. Re:No kidding. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Uh, if you believe in evolution, you understand that cats have been essentially the same species for 10,000 years.

      Now, if you believe in adaptive behavior through breeding, you believe in adaptive behavior through breeding. Which has nothing to do with evolution. Evolution involves species divergence, not merely 'change' of a single species.

  10. Big in Japan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > A cat thinks: You feed me, you house me, you look after me. I must be a god.

    5000 years ago a flying saucer landed at the spot where the Great Pyramids of Gizeh stand today. All the egyptians gathered to greet it. Eventually Pharaoh Ekhnaton stepped forward and said: I, for one, welcome our new nekomimi overladies!

  11. Cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess this is just common sense. The cat is bored and wants to play.

    If you don't play, the cat will entertain himself but you might not like the way this goes if it involves chewing cables and knocking over things.

    Play early, play often!

  12. Sensation! by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Cat bones unearthed in a 5000-year-old Chinese farming village indicate that the animals consumed rodents "

    Finally, that burning question "do cats eat mice?' can finally be laid to rest.

    Cats do eat mice!

    1. Re:Sensation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cats do eat mice!

      I call bullshit. A quick study of my cats showed they only eat bacon, expensive cables and human toes. Given the a living mouse and they run away.

    2. Re:Sensation! by gtall · · Score: 1

      I'm in between Siamese terrorists. Of my last two, neither had any mousing instruction, I got them at 6 weeks old and unless the house was overrun with mice, there was never time for the Cat Mother to teach them. Ariel was a natural mouser, Tinkerbell not quite as good but she was the runt of the litter and deferred to Ariel when a mouse snuck into the house. My only complaint was they always left me the bottom half. After all that food and attention, I thought I deserved the top half every now and again.

    3. Re:Sensation! by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      Cats do eat mice!

      Mine likes chasing mice and bugs. Not killing them, mind you, just chasing them and certainly not eating them; Then looking at them menacingly while swishing its tail, daring them to make a run for it (again). My evidence shows that cats eat only Catnip, Chicken flavoured poultry & treats, and a special fowl flavoured cat-food formulated for urinary heath. Contrary to popular belief, cats do not enjoy bird chasing. Birds are for barking, silly human.

    4. Re:Sensation! by eatvegetables · · Score: 1

      Lol. Siamese are wonderful cats. IMHO, they actually bond with their pet humans, well, selectively bond. Seems like they can live an exceptionally long time as well. My family had a spectacular Siamese. She lived into her 20's. However, she preferred killing birds to eating mice. Never ate the birds. Instead, she'd leave them for us, placing them ever so conspicuously at the front door threshold.

    5. Re:Sensation! by PPH · · Score: 1

      TFW when searching the pet food aisle for Iams Mouse-flavored cat food.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    6. Re:Sensation! by gtall · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ya, I'd recommend Siamese to anyone, but I'm unsure what happens if you do not get them as kittens. Kittens will bond to you at 6-7 weeks. My Siamese wanted to be near me whenever I was at home, climbing on me, curling up, anything to get close. I guess they are more talkative than the average moggie. Mine lived to 17 years, and I was heartbroken when they went to the Great Food Bowl in the Sky.

      The oddest thing happened during their last days. Tinkerbell was on her last life and would curl up near my face at night with her head on my arm. Ariel slept down at the foot where they both usually slept until Tinkerbell got sick. The last night Tinkerbell was with us (I had planned to take her in for the final vet visit the following day, she was really near the end), Ariel came up and was inconsolable, stayed near Tinkerbell that whole night side by side. The following night, when Tinkerbell was no more, Ariel came up and cuddled up just like Tinkerbell had done.

    7. Re:Sensation! by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1

      A few years ago I moved to a new place and needed to line up a new home for a very sweet stray cat who had turned up on my doorstep. So he went to live with my Mom in the country.

      At first he was puzzled by his new surroundings, but eventually he figured things out. It took him about six weeks to go from playing with mice the other cat brought in, to catching his own and playing with them, to discovering they were edible. And much tastier than cat food. Crunch crunch crunch.

      ...laura

    8. Re:Sensation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cat bones unearthed in a 5000-year-old Chinese farming village indicate that the animals consumed rodents "

      Maybe the cat was the Chinese Farmer's lunch.

      Cats do eat mice!
      Chinese do eat cats!

      Its the food chain thing.........

    9. Re:Sensation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I have seen them eat cheese and minced beef (so I suspect they would eat a cheeseburger).

      I suspect that rodents do not taste that good.

    10. Re:Sensation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They still bond as adults -- I don't have any, but I've got a friend who swears by them. She acquired a 2yo a few years ago, and there's no real difference in bonding between that one and the one she got as a kitten a couple years before.

      Intelligence on the other hand... yeah, the 2yo was a stray, and she's way, way smarter.

  13. They weren't petting animals until recently? by dutchwhizzman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is no proof we have actually been domesticating cats as petting animals for more than a few hundred years. Until the 19th century or so, these were just semi-wild animals that got access to our barns and homes to kill rodents, but they would claw you the moment you tried to touch them. It wasn't until we started breeding them for special looks that we got the "cute and friendly" animal we have now. Even that animal gets feral really quick, kittens born in the wild often act just like wild cats and aren't cute or attracted to humans at all. Domestication as in tolerating each other probably went on for a long time, but we haven't been petting them until we got the luxury of being able to breed them purely for their looks.

    --
    I was promised a flying car. Where is my flying car?
    1. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by VortexCortex · · Score: 4, Funny

      There is no proof we have actually been domesticating cats as petting animals for more than a few hundred years. Until the 19th century or so

      Quick now, Jeeves, fetch the net! I've spotted a rare young-earth Egyptianist.

    2. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no proof we have actually been domesticating cats as petting animals for more than a few hundred years. Until the 19th century or so, these were just semi-wild animals that got access to our barns and homes to kill rodents, but they would claw you the moment you tried to touch them.

      A few hundred years?
      Will the 9th century do? (as far as Western Europe is concerned..)

    3. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Thousands of years ago in ancient Egypt, cats were worshipped treated as gods.

      Cats, have never forgotten this.

    4. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

      There is no proof we have actually been domesticating cats as petting animals for more than a few hundred years.

      The proof comes from ancient Egypt and (AFAIR) Mespotamia, where cat remains are found with collars round their necks. The collars cannot be for tethering as a tethered cat would be no use either for petting or hunting (ever tried tethering a cat?), the collars are for decoration and identifying ownership. Also, mummified cats are found in the tombs of kings, queens and other aristrocrats, who are unlikely to have concerned themselves with cats in the context of rat catching.

    5. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno... it seems like Prince Thutmose (son of Pharaoh Amenhotep III) was pretty attached to his kitty Ta-Miu. Read what you want into what's known about him and the handling of Ta-Miu's very public funeral and burial in the family crypt. To me, it sounds like she was his feline daughter, and he ended up killing himself in despair a year or two after her death. You also kind of get the impression that the other Egyptians thought he was a little unhinged, but respected his feelings and acknowledged his despair as genuine & heartfelt.

    6. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have three cats that all started life as feral wild animals.

      They are all cozying lap sitting never scratch or bite you animals.

      You sir, have shown your troll too loudly.

    7. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even that animal gets feral really quick, kittens born in the wild often act just like wild cats and aren't cute or attracted to humans at all.

      Have you ever seen a litter of feral kittens?? They are cuter than shit and look and play just like domesticated kittens. They're even curious, though wary, of humans.

      Even totally wild kittens look and play like domesticated kittens. Have you never seen videos of them?

    8. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      There is no proof we have actually been domesticating cats as petting animals for more than a few hundred years. Until the 19th century or so, these were just semi-wild animals that got access to our barns and homes to kill rodents, but they would claw you the moment you tried to touch them.

      Please mod this back down to oblivion. How about medieval paintings of young children holding their pet cats? How about egyptian art of cats at the feet of the kings or priests? Any cat that is cold will find someplace warm to sleep, which is why laps are often chosen. Cats chose the people, not the other way around.

      --
      The only thing worse than a Democrat is a Republican.
    9. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uninformed != troll.

    10. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Until the 19th century or so, these were just semi-wild animals that got access to our barns and homes to kill rodents, but they would claw you the moment you tried to touch them.

      Citation BADLY needed, wikipedia disagrees with you completely (it also says that this "news" is 14 years old).

      Traditionally, historians tended to think that ancient Egypt was the site of cat domestication, owing to the clear depictions of house cats in Egyptian paintings about 3,600 years old.[4] However, in 2004, a Neolithic grave was excavated in Shillourokambos, Cyprus, that contained the skeletons, laid close to one another, of both a human and a cat. The grave is estimated to be 9,500 years old, pushing back the earliest known felineâ"human association significantly.

      <snip>

      The Romans are often credited with introducing the domestic cat from Egypt to Europe;[211]:223 in Roman Aquitaine, a 1st or 2nd century epitaph of a young girl holding a cat is one of two earliest depictions of the Roman domesticated cat.[212] However, it is possible that cats were already kept in Europe prior to the Roman Empire, as they may have already been present in Britain in the late Iron Age.[41] Domestic cats were spread throughout much of the rest of the world during the Age of Discovery, as they were carried on sailing ships to control shipboard rodents and as good-luck charms.[211]:223

      I'd say my wikipedia citation trumps your personal assumptions, which wikipedia shows is utterly and completely false.

    11. Re:They weren't petting animals until recently? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I don't doubt there have always been the occasional tamed and made-a-pet cat, more or fewer depending on the culture (as someone pointed out re ancient Egypt). But on the whole, you're right -- in fact it's only been the last 50 years or so in the American farming midwest that more than the occasional kitten was made into a pet. The vast majority worked for a living, in the barns and fields, and unless tamed young, yeah, they're NOT pets, nor can most be made into pets later.

      Conversely, most dogs that are not handled young still act like dogs, not like wolves.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  14. We domesticated, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    As many point out, the cats have it good in most homes. But I think dogs have it better. The stereotype is that dogs are dumb and cats are smart. Well, dogs are the ones who have an entourage (us) following them around and picking up their poop. Think about it. We pick up their POOP. We literally wait for them to finish pooping, then we (with a bag only a few hundredths of a millimeter thick) stoop to pick up their poop and we carry it until we get home to put in in our trash. Any other owner/pet relationship has the owner doing that?

    1. Re:We domesticated, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Jerry Seinfeld had a joke that visiting aliens would think that dogs ruled the planet for that very reason.

    2. Re:We domesticated, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you seriously never heard of a cleaning a litter box? Or mucking out a horse stable, for that matter?

      At least dogs can be trained to take their shit outside for us to deal with. Cats force their humans to keep a shitbox in their houses.

    3. Re:We domesticated, not them by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      I guess it could go either way. Dogs go wherever they want and the human has to pick it up. Cats at least keep it to a box.

    4. Re:We domesticated, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except dogs are sometimes expected to do actual work. Hunting, sled pulling, and defending the household just to name a few things. Meanwhile, cats get all the luxuries that dogs get, but all they need to do is learn to put up with our coddling.

    5. Re:We domesticated, not them by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Um, not really. I'm not a cat person, but even I have to admit that cats also work. TFA even makes this point -- that cats were domesticated to kill vermin. A task they still perform today.

      Our last cat, though, what a slacker. He'd wait for the trap to SNAP and then steal the payload. Or, about half of it.

      --
      Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
    6. Re:We domesticated, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Dogs go wherever they want and the human has to pick it up. Cats at least keep it to a box."

            Not always. My house doesn't smell like cat pee because I don't keep their litters clean or clean the house everyday. They go in any hidden spot due to 'it's mine and I'll kick your ass if you use it' litterbox issues. Maybe businessman are cat related.

    7. Re:We domesticated, not them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a fallacy! The dogs I have will never go on the pavement or inside, they either go in my garden or when they reach the woods around my house. My cats go in the litter tray, but if they really want to shit they will go where they stand.

  15. Cats and editor religious wars by thogard · · Score: 5, Funny

    While I agree that competent users of vi or emacs can all do the same things, I feel that the major difference between the two is related to what happens when a cat walks on the keyboard.

    1. Re:Cats and editor religious wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree that competent users of vi or emacs can all do the same things, I feel that the major difference between the two is related to what happens when a cat walks on the keyboard.

      You've never met my cats. They seem adept at entering and exiting vi command mode and interactive mode. If only they could read, they'd be able (probably not willing) to write reports and research papers for me.

    2. Re:Cats and editor religious wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never met my cats. They seem adept at entering and exiting vi command mode and interactive mode..

      One of my tribe of feline overlords speciality is, apparently, unlocking locked systems.
      Case 1: Primary Linux box, lock screen, leave room, come back 2 hours later to find it both unlocked and a ssh connection established to main server, and one ginger and white bugger sprawled across the keyboard attempting some sort of feline shell buffer overflow..
      Case 2: Same ginger and white sod manages to unlock my Nokia and using the redial to maximum comedic effect, wakes up almost everyone I'd called over the preceding three days by cunning use of the call history...my sister really appreciated being woken up at 3:00am only to be greeted by the slightly muffled sound of my snoring...needless to say I was oblivious about all this till later on that day, and, understandably I wasn't too popular..

    3. Re:Cats and editor religious wars by PPH · · Score: 1

      write reports and research papers for me.

      No. They'd go on line and download copyrighted music, order kiddie porn and the components for IEDs on your credit card.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    4. Re:Cats and editor religious wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      write reports and research papers for me.

      No. They'd go on line and download copyrighted music, order kitty porn and the components for IEDs on your credit card.

      FTFY

    5. Re:Cats and editor religious wars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " order kiddie porn and the components for IEDs on your credit card."

              or build a stargate.

  16. 44 posts in thread so far and no mention of... by SuperGus · · Score: 1

    teh Kittehs? I can has first kitteh post.

  17. yet another cat vs dog comment by OglinTatas · · Score: 1

    cats and dogs have different evolutionary strategies.

    A dog wants you to be happy to ensure you keep feeding him.

    A cat wants you to know your place to ensure you keep feeding him.

    1. Re:yet another cat vs dog comment by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      I think the more correct line is:

      A cat makes sure you are unhappy until you have fed him.

  18. Knowing the Chinese, they probably ate them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From a land where anything the crawls, swims or flies gets eaten, I wouldn't be amazed they actually also ate the kitties.

  19. The myth of ancient Man = lesser Human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sheeple are exposed to some very carefully crafted, social engineering propaganda. The most subversive is this:

    You, the current population of the nation, are vastly more intelligent, civilised, moral and advanced than those LOSERS who were your ancestors.

    This manipulative method can be seen in the old comedians joke- where the performers says before his act starts "you are a GREAT audience, not like those idiots I had in my last audience."

    10,000 years ago, the people were, inherently, just like you and I. What they fundamentally desired and feared was just the same. Their understanding of good and evil was just the same. Their vulnerability to rule by profoundly evil psychopaths was just the same. And their ability to enjoy the company of their pet cats was just the same.

    And before the usual vile shills try to tell you that Human relationships are a very recent phenomenon, because you can 'prove' some ancient communities lacked such relationships, on our present day Earth, there are many nations where cat and dog ownership is very rare, and cruelty to these two species is very common- at the command of those that rule in those areas. Encouraging extreme animal cruelty is a common factor in regions where the leaders need the sheeple to feel that life, including their own, is very cheap indeed.

    PS, on the same theme, did you know the so-called rituals of 'ancient' or 'primitive' tribal people in our present are actually entirely recent creations imposed by alpha abusers (frequently sexually deviants) who exploited groups of poorly educated, subsistence living colonies, to impose some of the nastiest mind games imaginable against very vulnerable Humans. Look at how the familiar cults work in modern nations, and how easily a charismatic manipulator can win over the lives of adults and their families. Now imagine highly educated, highly perverted Africans or Asians or South-Americans heading for the regions where people lived in the most basic ways, and taking leadership positions in those groups during the 17th, 18th, 19th and 20th centuries. These deviants could engage in every possible perversion, 'explained' away by 'tribal customs'. And sheeple- at least most of them- define their lives by the rituals they expect to take part in across each year- including YOU and your family.

  20. Didn't cats basically domesticate themselves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They saw some humans hung out with them on their terms.

  21. Domesticated ? Or was he just moo goo gai kitty ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what evidence is there to prove that the said 5000 year old kitty wasn't actually dinner ?

  22. FloControl! by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

    Great link, that is brilliant!

    --
    Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
  23. What the cats have to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid humans think they've domesticated us... now they buy as food and play things for free and we don't do shitall anymore. Another win for the cats! Tomorrow the world!.. oh wait we already did. Back to grooming my a-hole.

    - A Cat

  24. perspective by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    > Ancient felines hunted crop-destroying rats and mice for early farmers, and in return we provided food and protection.

    > In case city dwellers get the wrong idea, felines hut crop-destroying rats and mice for current farmers, also. Everyone works on a farm, including the pets.

    --
    Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  25. My cat likes to fetch sticks by Stubbyfingers · · Score: 1

    Yep, he fetches. Drinks out of the toilet. Chases other cats.

    He's a dog in a cat suit, I think.
    Just waiting for his meow to come out as a bark, one day.

  26. Cats, when when properly acclimated, by metaforest · · Score: 1

    ... are just as companionable as dogs.

    My personally belief is that cats are not truly personable and domestic unless they are free to enter and leave the house on their own terms.

    Dogs typically are not allowed to do this as they will cause all kinds of problems in the neighborhood unless restricted. Dogs are cool with such restrictions as they MUST be trained to heel for basic civility.... They also require a lot more direct intervention from the host for their domesticity.

    Cats, on the other hand, only need be shown the facilities, (cat box, food and water) and be shown the boundaries by their mother or an early human influence. Once the boundaries are established, cats will keep to the terms of the relationship (dogs will too, depending on breed and training). Where cats often go astray is when the terms of the relationship change abruptly. Owner moves from house with large yard to an apartment complex. In these cases the dog is more flexible in adapting to the changes. Cats are less flexible in these situations.

    While both cats and dogs 'bond' and desire close relationships, cats want that relationship to be on THEIR terms, within the defined boundaries. Dogs expect YOU to define the terms, and continually reenforce those terms. Cats seems to expect that once the terms of the relationship are settled, those terms will not change quickly.

    As a side issue. Lesser cats (as opposed to greater cats) have only been domesticated for about 5k - 10k years.... Dogs have been domesticated for about 50k - 100k years.

    Personally I wish it were possible to domesticate larger cats... but realistically that won't happen for another 5K - 10k years.... Anyone who has dealt with Ocelots and other mid-sized cats can tell you... part of the relationship boundary is that a cat is only domesticated to the point where they see the 'master' as an existential threat. Healthy mid-sized cats do not perceive humans as an existential threat, and so are difficult to domesticate. At best we can come to some fragile truce with a mid-to-large cat.

  27. Spoiled cat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't like cats. Besides, today's average cat is so spoiled and used to us feeding them that if they see a rat they will probably get scared as if it's the first time they ever saw one.