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Is Earth Weighed Down By Dark Matter?

Nerval's Lobster writes "There may be a giant ring of dark matter invisibly encircling the Earth, increasing its mass and pulling much harder on orbiting satellites than anything invisible should pull, according to preliminary research from a scientist specializing the physics of GPS signaling and satellite engineering. The dark-matter belt around the Earth could represent the beginning of a radically new understanding of how dark matter works and how it affects the human universe, or it could be something perfectly valid but less exciting despite having been written up by New Scientist and spreading to the rest of the geek universe on the basis of a single oral presentation of preliminary research at a meeting of the American Geophysical Union in December. The presentation came from telecom- and GPS satellite expert Ben Harris, an assistant professor of mechanical and aerospace engineering at the University of Texas- Arlington, who based his conclusion on nine months' worth of data that could indicate Earth's gravity was pulling harder on its ring of geostationary GPS satellites than the accepted mass of the Earth would normally allow. Since planets can't gain weight over the holidays like the rest of us, Harris' conclusion was that something else was adding to the mass and gravitational power of Earth – something that would have to be pretty massive but almost completely undetectable, which would sound crazy if predominant theories about the composition of the universe didn't assume 80 percent of it was made up of invisible dark matter. Harris calculated that the increase in gravity could have come from dark matter, but would have had to be an unexpectedly thick collection of it – one ringing the earth in a band 120 miles thick and 45,000 miles wide. Making elaborate claims in oral presentations, without nailing down all the variables that could keep a set of results from being twisted into something more interesting than the truth is a red flag for any scientific presentation, let alone one making audacious claims about the way dark matter behaves or weight of the Earth, according to an exasperated counterargument from Matthew R. Francis, who earned a Ph.D. in physics and astronomy from Rutgers in 2005, held visiting and assistant professorships at several Northeastern universities and whose science writing has appeared in Ars Technica, The New Yorker, Nautilus, BBC Future and others including his own science blog at Galileo's Pendulum."

247 comments

  1. Impressive by Dunbal · · Score: 0

    Well considering the fact that even gravity is still not completely understood (yeah call me when you detect those gravity waves your theories predict), I wouldn't place any bets on the dark matter ring...

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    1. Re:Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean gravitational wave. Gravity waves are a different thing and have been detected for millions of years.

    2. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Who had been around for millions of years to detect them?

    3. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are two types of waves in water. Gravity Waves are the ones large enough to be held together by gravity, and capillary waves are held together by surface tension.

    4. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Many animals on earth.

    5. Re:Impressive by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      Yeah probably, I'm not a physicist. Just a specialist in another field who sometimes reads up on physics stuff as a hobby :)

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    6. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words Dinosaur Scientists, fun fact their favorite delicacy was missing links and beans.

    7. Re: Impressive by Oligonicella · · Score: 2

      Unless they have peer reviewed papers - however can you trust them?

    8. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are two types of waves in water. Gravity Waves are the ones large enough to be held together by gravity, and capillary waves are held together by surface tension.

      There are two types of waves in water. Gravity Waves are the ones large enough to be held together by gravity, and capillary waves are the small ones held together by catapillars.

    9. Re: Impressive by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Who had been around for millions of years to detect them?

      Your question implies you also have a theory about trees silently falling in the woods, right? It is not all about you, sometimes it is about them .

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    10. Re: Impressive by cayenne8 · · Score: 0
      Has anyone accounted for the significantly increased obesity of humans lately?

      I mean, I've seen humans walking around that are large enough to have their own personal orbital field around them.

      I'd have to think that with this many fat folks on earth these days, it would affect the gravity pull of earth itself.

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    11. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's caterpillars all the way down!

    12. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you failing to be funny or actually stupid? Sometimes it is hard to tell the difference.

    13. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man I wish I had a personal orbital field. I'd never have to buy a cell-phone case again. As long as I don't throw it beyond my own escape velocity, if I drop my phone I can just grab it when it completes its orbit!

    14. Re: Impressive by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Some people are dense enough to cause an aberration in the gravitational field.

    15. Re: Impressive by xevioso · · Score: 1

      Both your post and his are quite funny. And stupid.

    16. Re:Impressive by dido · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's not direct detection of gravitational radiation, but observations of PSR B1913+16 have been considered convincing enough proof of the existence of gravitational waves as predicted by general relativity. It's a binary pulsar: a neutron star and another object that might be another neutron star or possibly a black hole, orbiting each other. They're spiraling in together, which could only happen if their orbits were losing energy due to gravitational radiation, and calculations based on their observations conform exactly with the predictions of general relativity for gravity waves. This was convincing enough to have won the 1993 Nobel Prize in Physics for the scientists involved in the discovery and analysis of the pulsar, Russell Alan Hulse and Joseph Hooton Taylor Jr.

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    17. Re: Impressive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ego's have been known to distort gravity and reality fairly often.

    18. Re: Impressive by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Its entirely possible Dark matter is about the only thing capable of explaining what I hurked up last time I attempted to eat mcdonalds. Theres definately exotic matter in those "burgers".

      Perhaps this is where my recently acquired extra weight is coming from

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  2. Watch for Romulans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly it's Red Matter.

  3. Betteridge's law of headlines by thue · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

    1. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Picardo85 · · Score: 0

      "Should women be equal to men in the workplace?"

    2. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Salgak1 · · Score: 2

      You fell for the troll. "Can be answered by" "Must be answered by". . .

    3. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Should women be equal to men in the workplace?"

      This is not a headline, it is a reply to a comment.
      Thank you.

    4. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Its called betteridges law of headlines .. not betteridges law of comments.

    5. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if the headline was "Does any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no?", would that blow up that theory?

    6. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by jandrese · · Score: 1

      That's an asshole headline. The article in question would almost certainly make an argument for "no".

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    7. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in order for a headline to qualify, it must be english. your headline fails.

    8. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surprise! It's an article on being a surrogate mother.

    9. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by sconeu · · Score: 1

      "Does this dark matter make Earth look fat?"

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    10. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Law of Headlines doesn't apply to Slashdot, where the editors are sincerely asking if that's what the article is saying.

    11. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A diet of dark energy should fix that.

    12. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you think you are?

    13. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Livius · · Score: 1

      I would guess 'no'.

      Seeing as my boss is a woman...

    14. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Any headline which ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no."

      I would supplant that it can also be answered "Yes"

    15. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines by viggie · · Score: 1

      "Invisible Dark Matter" hmmm... if it's invisible how do you know it's dark?

  4. Readability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Making elaborate claims in oral presentations, without nailing down all the variables that could keep a set of results from being twisted into something more interesting than the truth is a red flag for any scientific presentation,

    It's standard not to write all the technicalities down in a scientific presentation. They usually last 30 to 45 minutes. There is no way, even for a scientific mind, to follow all the technicalities in 45 minutes when it took several months for the speaker to grasp the subject. Nobody in the audience would understand anything aside from the coauthors. Imagine your 20 hours advanced graduate course on physics condensed in 45 minutes with no simplification at all.

    Disclosure: I'm a mathematician, not a physicist.

    Let's wait for the proceeding or the full paper even though it's true we should be skeptical at this point.

    1. Re:Readability by Sarten-X · · Score: 1

      Let's wait for the proceeding or the full paper even though it's true we should be skeptical at this point.

      This is Slashdot. That never happens.

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    2. Re:Readability by professionalfurryele · · Score: 4, Informative

      Not to mention that this is a completely bullshit attitude to take to oral presentations. I often present preliminary data at conferences, part of the point of these things is to get feedback from colleagues about things like what variables might explain the results seen and to search for collaborators who have the expertise to help you pin down your result precisely. Most talks I go to are "I collected this data to test X, I saw Y, X either can or cannot explain Y but Z definitely can, comments?".
      The exception is some engineering conferences where you are presenting finished work and it is a peer reviewed paper which other can cite, then you should know your shit.

    3. Re:Readability by hubie · · Score: 2

      They usually last 30 to 45 minutes

      It has been many years since I have presented at an AGU meeting, but back then at least, you were given about 12 minutes. This just the kind of thing to present at one of these meetings. You have preliminary work and have a working hypothesis, and you put it out in a brief talk to your colleagues for comments and criticism. Some of these talks are summaries of work that has been, or will be sent in, as a formal refereed paper, a lot of it are graduate students presenting their work in progress, and some of it is preliminary stuff like this. This is exactly why these kind of meetings are so important to scientists and engineers; you get to flush out ideas, form collaborations, get called out for shoddy work, etc. It is far more productive and efficient than throwing something up on the web somewhere.

    4. Re:Readability by ericloewe · · Score: 1

      Of course, but just saying "What if it's dark matter?" without accounting for any of the many sources of errors I can think of off the top of my head (plus many more which I can't) is an indicator for grade-A bullshit.

    5. Re:Readability by maharvey · · Score: 1

      Also known as "brown matter"

    6. Re:Readability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine your 20 hours advanced graduate course on physics condensed in 45 minutes with no simplification at all.

      Now I understand what a condensed matter physicist is.

    7. Re:Readability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to mention this was the longest sentence I've ever read in my life.

    8. Re:Readability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, bully for you. There are others of us -- including mathematicians, astronomers and theoretical physicists -- who can't really do that. You try submitting an abstract for a talk that starts with "I present preliminary data from some experiment you've never heard of. I don't know what the results will be but I can guarantee I won't understand them and I'll be asking everyone for help!" and see how far that gets you. Unless you're presenting first results from a major project such as SDSS or ATLAS, not very -- and even in those cases if you haven't done any analysis at all you're going to have a terrible talk, and then an atrocious reputation afterwards.

    9. Re:Readability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been to plenty of physics talks at conferences that had preliminary results with little to no analysis, for smaller projects, and attendance was quite good and attentive. If people are interested in the project and/or the potential outcome, they will be interested in preliminary results. You only run into problems if you don't point out to what degree they are preliminary, and if you present the same preliminary stuff a year later with no progress.

    10. Re:Readability by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Are some conferences in physics, maths and astronomy like that, sure. They tend to be the big, high impact ones, which I usually skip back when I worked in physics. If I wanted to read someone's paper, I would just read their bloody paper. I go to conferences to hear what people are working on now, where they are and how I can wiggle my way onto their grants and papers by providing analysis and collaborating. There are lots of conferences in physics like that, even if they tend to be the smaller ones.

  5. it's obviously an alien invasion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    The excess mass is an invasion force of cloaked ships.

    1. Re:it's obviously an alien invasion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It could be the mass of all the virgins waiting to be awarded to muslim suicide bombers.

    2. Re:it's obviously an alien invasion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zero mass would have zero effect. And Hell has never been hypothesized to be in a ring around the Earth.

    3. Re:it's obviously an alien invasion by mhajicek · · Score: 2

      So they would only increase the gravitational field if they're Catholic?

  6. Oil by Nevynxxx · · Score: 1

    I thought we'd been using tiny variations in gravity to detect Oil for 20 or so years now, fly over an area and map the underground caverns based off gravity variation.

    1. Re:Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gravitational mapping is already in the toolkit used by oil-hunting geologists. However, it doesn't provide any magical silver-bullet signal --- you won't generally be spotting big, obvious caverns of free oil; instead, you'll have one more among many indicators that slightly improve your ability to understand the terrain.

    2. Re:Oil by Nevynxxx · · Score: 1

      My point was more, "how come this thing that's been working for 20 years works, if you theory says it shouldn't". Not if it's actually any use in the field or not ;)

    3. Re:Oil by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

      I thought we'd been using tiny variations in gravity to detect Oil for 20 or so years now, fly over an area and map the underground caverns based off gravity variation.

      Yea, this whole thing sounds really sketchy. Like the guy made a miscalculation when helping design the satellites, only discovered after reports of accuracy issues with the system, and now he's floating a balloon about some wild theory so he doesn't have to admit to making a stupid, multi-billion dollar mistake.

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    4. Re: Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If we ARE inside a roughly spherical and uniform-density cloud, we wouldn't be able to detect its mass gravitationally (not from relatively close to the earth's surface, anyway).

      A spherical layer of matter of uniform density and thickness won't affect you gravitationally unless you're outside of it. It creates a sort of gravitational Faraday cage which cancels out all forces inside of it.

    5. Re: Oil by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      ...and he says to the farmer, I have found a solution to your problem: Imagine spherical cows in a vacuum, uniformly radiating milk in all directions...

    6. Re: Oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now imagine one uniformly radiating milk in pi directions...

    7. Re:Oil by neoritter · · Score: 1

      I think the better question is, how the heck are our GPS satellites working if we apparently don't know how to calculate the Earth's gravitational pull correctly? I'm surprised we haven't shot a satellite into space using seemingly perfectly correct calculations.

    8. Re:Oil by fisted · · Score: 1

      Ehm, that's probably because gps does not work by measuring gravitational pull. Instead, differences in signal run time are considered

    9. Re:Oil by neoritter · · Score: 1

      I don't mean working as in sending data to us. I mean working as in, how are we shooting things into space in the hopes of creating ideal orbital paths when we apparently can't correctly calculate Earth's gravitational pull. You'd think someone would be wondering, "the orbital path for this satellite isn't matching up with our calculations... whoops we just ran into the ISS." (Slightly absurd example I know).

    10. Re:Oil by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      blah blah time dilation due to gravity blah blah relativity.

    11. Re:Oil by almitydave · · Score: 1

      The New Scientist article indicated the difference was between 0.005% and 0.008%, which means the effect is fairly small. At the ISS approximate orbital speed of 17,150 mph, this would be a difference of 0.4 to 0.7 mph. At geosynchronous distance, it's more like 0.025 to 0.04 mph (out of ~1000 mph). Satellites in orbit already have to deal with Earth's non-spherical gravitational field, and anything in LEO loses speed due to atmospheric drag. The ISS has to boost its orbit periodically to stay at the proper altitude.

      Furthermore, the anomalies that led to the theory were occasional changes in velocity not explained by these other known factors. Some things like relativity and Sun+Moon weren't factored in but aren't considered likely to completely account for the observed discrepancies.

      I like the idea of a cloaked fleet of spaceships. Keep your towel handy.

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  7. WTF by rossdee · · Score: 1

    " one ringing the earth in a band 120 miles thick and 45,000 miles wide."

    Presumably that would be outside the planet, and therefore would be counteracting the force of gravity towards the centre of the planet.
    Or is there some other wierd geometry involved.

    1. Re:WTF by E++99 · · Score: 2

      If the ring was perpendicular to the orbit of the satellite, it would have an additive effect to the earth's gravity in proportion to how far out of the plane of the ring the satellite is. If the satellite is in the plane of the ring, it would have no effect, as it would pull equally in all directions.

    2. Re:WTF by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      How could it be perpendicular to something that's going around in a circle, unless its a ring that is not only perpendicular but also spins at exactly the same rate as the satellite. Otherwise the force will only be perpendicular for an instant, and then be at some angle for the rest of the orbit. Kind of hard to expect from a dark matter ring especially since there are all kinds of satellite orbits.

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    3. Re:WTF by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I'm saying if the plane of the orbit is perpendicular to the plane of the ring. Of course it doesn't have to be fully perpendicular -- as long as the two planes aren't identical, any satellite orbit will move back and forth across the plane of the ring. The magnitude of the effect would depend on how perpendicular the plane of the orbit is to the plane of the ring, and therefore how far away it moves from the plane of the ring at the extremities of its orbit.

    4. Re:WTF by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      If you can accept that there may be more physical dimensions than our standard 3 + Time and that there could be a 4th physical dimension then it most certainly could be perpendicular to the orbit of the satellite.

      https://groups.csail.mit.edu/mac/users/rfrankel/fourd/FourDArt.html

    5. Re:WTF by lgw · · Score: 2

      A ring doesn't make any sense at all given existing ideas about dark matter. Rings and disks form as a result of friction gradually eliminating all rotation except along a single, common axis. Friction is exactly the sort of thing that makes matter non-dark. Where would a ring come from?

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    6. Re:WTF by AK+Marc · · Score: 2

      If it were a more uniform cloud around the Earth, not a "ring" like Saturns, then it would be hard to find. The effects wouldn't be fully visible until one was beyond it. And I don't know whether any of the probes sent out looked back at Earth for any gravitational changes.

    7. Re:WTF by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Conservation of angular momentum would likely turn any small particles into an accretion disc - which is sort of like a a ring around the earth that they are suggesting. If dark matter only interacts through gravity, this would actually be strengthened as there would be no collisions to knock this matter out of the plane.

      Rings actually do make a lot of sense. Why else do you think all the planets are pretty much on the same plane, why are so many galazies that lovely spiral shape? Why are the asteroid belts in our solar system rings?

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    8. Re:WTF by lgw · · Score: 1

      No, that only happens with friction, or some other inelastic collision mechanism. If dark matter particles are free to pass through one another, or have perfectly elastic collisions, then there is no mechanism to force them into the same plane of rotation as happens with normal matter.

      The energy and momentum of particles' motion orthogonal to the plane has to go somewhere to get a disk or ring. For normal matter, the energy gets radiated away as heat (or shorter wavelengths for particularly energetic collisions), but radiating away energy is precisely what dark matter doesn't do!

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    9. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That process only works if there is an efficient way to transfer energy and momentum between the particles, otherwise, each particle will maintain its own momentum and energy and be stuck in random orbits. In accretion disks, there are mechanism from collisions and longer distance electromagnetic interactions that allow some particle orbits to fall inward while others move outward, and that allows for the flattening. Most dark matter modeling is done with halos around gravitational wells like galaxies, not a disk.

    10. Re:WTF by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      The gravitational force between them acts as a perfect friction. The energy goes into accelerating the particles in the ring. I get that an accretion disc around a large body spinning at stupid high speeds gets very very hot and does radiate a lot of that energy away, but something that couldn't radiate would simply rotate faster, and over time expand the radius of the orbit. The gravitational force of the earth will still be tugging on it, effectively slowing it down.

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    11. Re:WTF by lgw · · Score: 1

      The gravitational force between them acts as a perfect friction. ... The gravitational force of the earth will still be tugging on it, effectively slowing it down.

      For a cloud of particles moving in arbitrary directions around a common center of mass to become a disk rotating with the net angular momentum of the system, something inelastic must happen. If there are no collisions, or perfectly elastic collisions, you'll continue to have a cloud of particles moving in arbitrary directions forever - the system isn't going to spontaneously self-organize.

      With normal matter, collisions between particles change the kinetic energy of the particles into light, so over time the total kinetic energy of the system keeps falling until everything's moving more-or-less together in a single plane, and collisions become rare and low-energy.

      The only thing we really know about dark matter is: it doesn't do that. "Flat" galaxies are flat only for normal matter, but still have a spherical distribution of dark matter. That's how we knew early on that there wasn't just more normal matter than expected in these galaxies - the distribution would be wrong for the observed rotation.

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    12. Re:WTF by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, I don't get it - and if you don't mind giving me a quick lesson, I am more than happy to learn it.

      If we start with two particles, moving in a similar direction and come towards a point. Why is it different for the outcome? If the particles interact in a physical way, they hit one another, equal out and move in a straight line together. If they don't collide, doesn't their individual gravity entangle them into a mirrored curve? Over time, the amplitude of the curve would decrease due to the constant force applied to them - and sooner or later, even if they are still two particles, can't they be treated as a single particle with their combined vector (sort of like a flat helix shape)? At that point, wouldn't they weild a greater influence on other particles that they come past?

      I mean if dark matter didn't clump due to gravity, it would be distributed utterly equally everwhere in a homogenous manner rather than clumping. And if it does clump, why doesn't it follow the conservation or angular momentum?

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    13. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over time, the amplitude of the curve would decrease...

      Why would that amplitude decrease? With gravity alone, they won't. You need some way to dissipate the energy, otherwise they will oscillate forever at the same amplitude. If you have a bunch of particles, it becomes like a gas, and a gas doesn't eventually all settle on the floor without some way to lose all of its thermal energy. Dust and charged particles can experience inelastic collisions or effects like viscosity and magnetorotation instability that were important to understanding how they could form in the first place, as without some way to transfer angular momentum, the particle's orbit could not change.

    14. Re:WTF by lgw · · Score: 1

      Gravity is very weak, and plays no part in the interaction between individual particles. The electric force is roughly 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times as strong as the force of gravity. On the scale of the mass of a star, sure, dust begins to clump, with most of it settling to the center, but two motes of dust? Unless they are charged, or actually collide, they'll have no effect on one another if they pass nearby.

      It may be easier to think in terms of the dust (or dark matter) near a forming star, so you already have a big lump in the middle. Each mote of dust or particle of dark matter will independently orbit that center unless something happens to cause it to lose energy - an inelastic collision.

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    15. Re:WTF by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      For a cloud of particles moving in arbitrary directions around a common center of mass to become a disk rotating with the net angular momentum of the system, something inelastic must happen. If there are no collisions, or perfectly elastic collisions, you'll continue to have a cloud of particles moving in arbitrary directions forever - the system isn't going to spontaneously self-organize.

      I haven't done the math, but I suspect that the mutual occillation between the particles will figure out to some sort of dampening action, at least until the particles are in a nice perfectly occillating wave form. Particles in a could will eventually be pulled to a ring determined by net angular momentum whose radius is determined by that angular momentum. Larger peaks will act on smaller troughs to equal out.

      The only thing we really know about dark matter is: it doesn't do that. "Flat" galaxies are flat only for normal matter, but still have a spherical distribution of dark matter. That's how we knew early on that there wasn't just more normal matter than expected in these galaxies - the distribution would be wrong for the observed rotation.

      Actually, everything I hear about dark matter is about halo rings around galaxies. That's why there is the gravitational lensing that can be seen. If the dark matter was still in equally dispersed clouds, we wouldn't be seeing that lensing.

    16. Re:WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, everything I hear about dark matter is about halo rings around galaxies.

      You might be mis-remembering things, since halos and rings are usually quite different things, with a halo referring to something close to spherically symmetric. Gravitational lensing works just fine with spherical mass distribution for the lens.

    17. Re:WTF by lgw · · Score: 1

      Only in the video game does "halo" mean "ring". :)

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  8. geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    > geostationary GPS satellites

    A what now?

    1. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he forgot a word. That being said, there are some GEOS PNT payloads, particularly WAAS and EGNOS, that would provide a good delta for him to compare against.

    2. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by EasyTarget · · Score: 4, Insightful

      > geostationary GPS satellites

      A what now?

      Yeah, I had the same thought, if the summary cannot tell the difference between geostationary and lower earth orbits, what hope it there that it gets anything else right?

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    3. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Richard_at_work · · Score: 5, Informative

      No GPS Satellites are geostationary, sure they all orbit in very predictable paths but they are not geostationary.

    4. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Woek · · Score: 1

      and they're geostationary (or at least some of them are)

      Are you sure?

    5. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Woek · · Score: 2

      GPS satellites are not in LEO, but not quite GEO either...

    6. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 2

      he forgot a word.

      Which word? "Not"?

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    7. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From their perspective, it is we who spin wildly around them.

    8. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by msauve · · Score: 1

      "Geostationary" doesn't mean what you think it means.

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    9. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      According to general relativity, it's possible the satellites are stationary and the universe moves around them

    10. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

      GPS means Global Positioning System, and they're geostationary (or at least some of them are) and they're satellites

      No they are not geostationary. They have orbits that make at least 6 satellites visible from nearly every point on earth at all times. Each satellite completes two orbits each sidereal day.

    11. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by rnturn · · Score: 2

      Sorry. GPS satellites have 12 hour orbits, geostationary satellites have 24hr orbits. I.e., GPS satellites are not geostationary. If they were, they'd be all but useless in many (most?) locations on earth (where PDOP would be outrageously high). Imagine you were near the equator using a GPS comprised of geostationary satellites. You'd know your longitude very well but you wouldn't have any pseudorange data to let you determine latitude worth a damn.

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    12. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by EasyTarget · · Score: 0

      lower != low
      My pedantry beats your pedantry; ya boo!

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    13. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they will be shortly as a result of all this unexpected gravity...

    14. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by anethema · · Score: 1

      They are absolutely not geostationary. The whole reason your GPS needs time to 'lock' when you haven't used it in a while is it is downloading the orbital path(Ephemeris) data from the satellites themselves. Once it knows where they should be at which times exactly, it knows where it is relatively.

      So basically, none of them are geostationary, unless you count ground based DGPS stations, that obviously don't move haha.

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    15. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

      The problem is that GPS satellites orbit the Earth at 12,500 miles, rather than the 23,000-mile geosynchronous orbit.

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    16. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by mbone · · Score: 1

      They are in near exactly 12 sidereal hour inclined orbits (i.e., the period is 1/2 a sidereal, not solar, day). That makes them decidedly not geostationary (24 hour equatorial orbits) or geosynchronous (24 hour inclined orbits), but it does mean that their positions repeat every two orbits (more or less) compared to the "fixed" stars (not the Sun).

    17. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Yes, some of them are geostationary.

    18. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Strider- · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, some of them are [wikipedia.org] geostationary.

      You're referring to the WAAS and/or EGNOS payloads on geostationary satellites. While they transmit to GPS receivers using the same data format and signals (and in fact show up as GPS satellites so as to not break older GPS receivers) they are not actually GPS satellites. They do not broadcast the timing data used by the GPS system to actually position itself, instead they broadcast correction factors that the GPS receivers use to correct for atmospheric effects on the signal.

      The atmosphere can have all sorts of subtle effects on the speed of light at RF, and while not a big deal for most things, GPS requires such precise timing that it is significant. Military receivers, which use both the L1 and L2 frequencies, can gauge the atmospheric effects from the differences between the two signals. Standard commercial receivers rely on WAAS earth stations to estimate the atmospheric effects, and then uplink them via the WAAS payloads in geosynchronous orbit.

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    19. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to general relativity, it's possible the satellites are stationary and the universe moves around them

      No it's not. They're accelerating all the time. Even with general relativity, you can't be accelerating and stationary. That's just silly.

    20. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I tried to find the Lagrange point on Google maps after this story, and it kept taking me to a camping site about half a million miles UP from Utah.

      Google is absolutely not finding the dark matter either.

      I'm kind of old fashioned and waiting for exotic particles being used to make misunderstood gravity fit the data being redefined as "the aether" and we will find that Gravity is stronger than imagined but perhaps not affecting particles the same as larger masses. That space itself can "resonate" and thus be affected by gravity for a time. We will one day realize that empty space has turbulence and there is no particle to be found.

      Of course we won't call it the "aether" but something like Quantum Foam, as if we'd gotten further in 100 years and not arrived at the same place. I wonder if they will rename Sol as Alpha Centauri and declare interstellar travel a success?

    21. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      They've probably had a devil of a time finding the Geopens to write on the Geostationary satellites.

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    22. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Probably misled by all those GPS graphics that show them just sitting up there, not moving.

      If someone had added the "whoosh" lines behind these satellites on the graphics, we wouldn't have this kid of confusion.

      Of course, then we'd have to correct people for saying; "the GPS satellites are constantly using propulsion" .. "NO!" you explain; "That's a whoosh line so people wouldn't think they were Geo-stationary and a lot of math had to be used to calculate position of satellite and triangulate with objects using GPS system."

      And then we say; "Oh, never mind, they are all trailing clothes lines for laundry, if you look really hard in this telescope you can see them." Then quietly leave as they peer with concentration.

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    23. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What acceleration (in m/s^2) would an accelerometer on board the satellite measure, and in which direction?

    24. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by fisted · · Score: 1

      so 'lower' is 'higher' than 'low'?

    25. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by fisted · · Score: 1

      it would measure a positive acceleration towards the center. if it wasn't for that acceleration, the object would go straight and hence move away from earth on a tangential path

    26. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      You're referring to the WAAS and/or EGNOS payloads on geostationary satellites. While they transmit to GPS receivers using the same data format and signals (and in fact show up as GPS satellites so as to not break older GPS receivers) they are not actually GPS satellites.

      Wrong on both counts - they don't show up at all on older GPS receivers. The receiver has to be designed to look for them and use the data. And while they are not GPS satellites per se, they are part of the GPS system.

    27. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An accelerometer in free fall would not measure any acceleration. Locally, the effect of gravity and acceleration are indistinguishable, so for an object in free fall they cancel out. Another way of thinking about it, is accelerometers need to measure a difference in acceleration between two things, but since all things are affected by gravity, and internal mass is equal to gravitational mass as far as we can tell, you can't find two different accelerations to measure.

    28. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but 'lower than x' can be higher than 'low'.

    29. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by Woek · · Score: 1

      :-D

    30. Re:geostationary GPS satellites by boilednut · · Score: 1

      In addition to broadcasting corrective messages, WAAS/EGNOS geostationary satellites also broadcast the same positioning and ranging information as GPS satellites; however, due to the fact that they are geostationary, their coverage area is static.

  9. massive and undetectable by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    this sounds like a new religion. watch out Scientology!

    1. Re:massive and undetectable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it also sounds like front 242 lyrics
      watch out, night clubs!

  10. wedding ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Gaia got married.

    1. Re:wedding ring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gaia got married.

      An interracial marriage then. Well good, nice to see Earth bucking the trend of Saturn and Uranus. Though I have heard Uranus is more fun in the bedroom.

  11. How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How was the accepted mass of earth measured? It should at least be consistent with large-scale behavior of our solar system. Now satellites see a harder pull from earth. The same pull should be seen from the sun. It would make sense to me if satellites saw a lower pull than sun, implying that some mass is at earth, but further out than the satellites. This way, not so much.

    Is it drag induced by the outer parts (not perfectly vacuum) of the atmosphere?

    1. Re:How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      For geostationary satellites, drag is unlikely. The upper altitude limit for atmospheric drag is considered to be 2000km, geostationary are at 36 thousands km high.

      The earth mass is computed from the semi axis and the (sideral) period of any satellite (including the moon) orbiting earth: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standard_gravitational_parameter which gives you the standard gravitational parameter. To get the mass, you need to measure the gravitational constant which is harder but can be done with Cavendish experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavendish_experiment.

    2. Re:How? by anegg · · Score: 1

      I think that accurately predicting the orbit of satellites requires more than just the mass of the earth as a point. I think that generally predicting the orbit requires less data (and maybe only requires a point mass estimate), but results in errors accumulating over time between where the satellite is predicted to be versus where it really is. Its my understanding that satellites intended for long-term use have mechanisms to correct for the error (i.e., discover the delta and alter the orbit).

      Accurately predicting the orbit should improve the error detection/correction capabilities. Just Saturday at a physics lab I saw a physical model of the earth that was developed from analyzing the variations in density of the earth; the model is used to more accurately predict satellite orbit deviations due to variations in the density of the planet earth. It didn't look anything like a nice regular sphere (which is what I think a point mass/no density variation model would look like).

      It wouldn't surprise me (but I'm no expert) that even when these density variations and other disturbances are taken into account, satellites still exhibit some position error from what is predicted. Sounds like this guy came up with a fairly radical idea about where some of the additional position error is coming from.

  12. Re:It's God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Start burning some goats! God says fuck some burning goats or She'll stab you in the lungs!!

  13. Are dark matter and climate change related? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Could it be that dark matter is the sinister evil that is actually causing global warming, er, "Climate Change"?

    Or perhaps dark matter is the hidden reason behind the sudden occurrences of autism?

    Or cancer?

    Or the poor economy?

    Or UFO sightings?

    Paranormal activity?

    It's something you can see but we all seem to "know" it's there. Sure sounds pretty hokey to me.

    1. Re:Are dark matter and climate change related? by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      Nobody can see that you shit your pants while typing that but anyone in the room can easily tell.

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  14. Also Maybe Responsible For Global Warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is also possible that this dark matter has a direct relation with the crime rate. Hmmm, This could explain my recent weight gain as well.

  15. I Call Bullshit by wisnoskij · · Score: 0

    We would of had to know the precise mass and gravitational pull for any of the rockets or satellites we sent into space to work. Given that they have not all fallen back to earth, if their is any invisible matter out there, it is obviously in insignificant infinitesimally small amounts.

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    1. Re:I Call Bullshit by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      We would of had to know the precise mass and gravitational pull for any of the rockets or satellites we sent into space to work. Given that they have not all fallen back to earth, if their is any invisible matter out there, it is obviously in insignificant infinitesimally small amounts.

      Well, the linked refutation points out the problems with the argument, but the guy is arguing that the amount of dark matter is fairly small. It wouldn't mess with the ability to launch a rocket. Sure, you might end up in a slightly different orbit than intended, but you'd end up in orbit. Almost all launches involve minor corrections anyway - it isn't like you can just calculate nothing but a burn time when the rocket to LEO spends its entire time inside the earth's atmosphere, and the target orbit is inside the atmosphere as well (just a VERY THIN part of the atmosphere). If you wanted to do everything ab initio then you'd need to know about every single piece of space junk in orbit, every passing rock, and so on...

    2. Re:I Call Bullshit by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      Usually because they contain fuel and thrusters designed to last the lifetime of the satellite in order to make regular course correction because those, especially in LEO, are actually falling back into the atmosphere. Although part of that may be on purpose incase the sat fails it will eventually fall back into the atmosphere and burn up. But I've heard before the other reason was the tendency for them to want to fall back to earth despite calculations saying otherwise...

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    3. Re:I Call Bullshit by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      We would of had to know

      Would've. It's a contraction of "would have".

      And, no, we don't need to know the precise mass of Earth for satellites to work. Admittedly, we'd need to be pretty damn close for things to actually be in their design orbits.

      However, this guy is making noise because he's seeing long-term effects on his satellites that he (supposedly) can't account for by more conventional means. Personally, I think it would have been noticed before now, if such effects exist, but you never can tell. And a belt of Dark Matter is certainly possible, though extremely unlikely.

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    4. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You picked on that, but not "if their is any invisible matter out there..." -- why not both?

    5. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "We would of had to know "

      Ow, my brain. Are you an illiterate time traveler?

    6. Re:I Call Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Call Bullshit

      you're close.. all that dark matter is the bullshit piled up in the nations' capitals world wide... with an extra big pile in washington, d.c.

  16. It's... by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 2

    Yo mama!

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  17. Re:It's God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Thanks for contributing nothing to the discussion.

  18. You fools! by east+coast · · Score: 5, Funny

    You laugh at the power of Lord Cthulhu, the Great and Glorious One. You try to come up with "scientific" theories and fancy math but the truth will become apparent to you very soon.

    Your screams of terror will be like the song of angels to me.

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    1. Re:You fools! by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      You laugh at the power of Lord Cthulhu, the Great and Glorious One. You try to come up with "scientific" theories and fancy math but the truth will become apparent to you very soon.

      Your screams of terror will be like the song of angels to me.

      How does this get rated +4 insightful? Funny maybe but insightful? I'm confused.

    2. Re:You fools! by mykelalvis · · Score: 2

      You laugh at the power of Lord Cthulhu, the Great and Glorious One. You try to come up with "scientific" theories and fancy math but the truth will become apparent to you very soon. Your screams of terror will be like the song of angels to me.

      I'm not laughing. I, for one, welcome our new tentacle-faced overlords. Wait...that sounded weird.

    3. Re:You fools! by zlives · · Score: 1

      the truth is always insightful?

    4. Re:You fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lord Cthulhu, the Great and Glorious One. You try to come up with "scientific" theories and fancy math but the truth will become apparent to you very soon.

      His anus of dark matter surrounds us. We are His sex toy. Now you can scream, for He likes it that way.

    5. Re:You fools! by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Funny maybe but insightful?

      Funny? Your mockery will be met with the fury of The Great Cthulhu. Trying to stop Cthulhu would be like trying to stop the winds with your bare hands. Await your doom, meatbag.

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    6. Re:You fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have stopped the winds in my vacuum cleaner with my bare hands. It makes a funny sound when I do it.

    7. Re:You fools! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

  19. Dark Matter = Entropic Pressure by Suiggy · · Score: 2

    More information complexity creates more entropic potential energy.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Entropic_force
    http://arxiv.org/abs/1207.4803
    http://arxiv.org/abs/1001.0785

  20. No, this isn't even published. by imjustmatthew · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, this research wasn't even published, it's a conference talk and a PR release. Go read the actual link, at the bottom of the long post, where Matthew Francis dishes it out. Here it is again in case you missed it:

    http://galileospendulum.org/2014/01/02/no-dark-matter-is-not-messing-up-gps-measurements/

    1. Re:No, this isn't even published. by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      His calculations are nonrelativistic! Wouldn't that make the satellites seem to be going unphysically fast, implying his stronger-than-accepted value for the Earth's mass?

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  21. re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The later link from Dr Francis points out that the calculation has yet to be adjusted for the gravitational contributions of the Moon or Sun, and that it also doesn't make any relativistic corrections.

    Those omissions puts the dark matter claim on par with "hey guys I haven't looked at it from far away but from right here it looks the Earth is pretty flat, yeah?"

  22. Re:It's God by Dunbal · · Score: 0

    And amazingly you managed to contribute even less. Must be pretty hard to come up with less than nothing.

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  23. Hypothesis vs. conclusion by ghack · · Score: 2

    The dark matter ring is merely a hypothesis. In my field (or science, engineering, or mathematics generally) we should follow the scientific method when reporting results at a meeting.

    This guy was unfortunately presenting a hypothesis. He should have waited and tried to find more compelling evidence before presenting. New Scientist should be familiar enough with the scientific method to avoid publicizing a radical and unproven hypothesis.

    1. Re:Hypothesis vs. conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      why should he have waited? wasn't this about drumming up interest and ideas from his colleagues on how to test or on other ideas on how to explain the data?

    2. Re:Hypothesis vs. conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might depend exactly what field you're in, as the purpose of presentations various a lot between fields and conferences, from being the summary of what should be peer reviewed quality material, to fresh results, to throwing out ideas for feedback. And it is not like the division between conclusion and hypothesis is anywhere near as clean as what they teach in grade school, as rarely does a hypothesis get thrown out by itself. In this case, there would already be some data to back up the hypothesis. The quality of that data might be debatable and there would be a lot of discussion of how further tests can be produced or refined, but there is typically such gray areas with any conclusion, and it is just a matter of degree.

    3. Re:Hypothesis vs. conclusion by Hatta · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's wrong with presenting ideas to collegues who may be able to help you come up with ways to test that idea? That's what conferences are for. Papers in a peer reviewed journal are where you publish actual results.

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    4. Re:Hypothesis vs. conclusion by jfengel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not just a hypothesis. It's a hypothesis that fits some data, from GPS satellites and the Juno probe. It's solid enough to present as an idea to other scientists.

      It's not solid enough to present as an idea to the general public, but unfortunately that's what popular science publications do for a living. They want "news"; their readers want to be the first ones to hear about exciting new developments. So they publish highly speculative material without the kinds of caveats, qualifications, and context that other scientists in the field bring automatically.

      I have a love-hate relationship with them. They're helpful in drumming up public interest in science, playing up the romantic parts that help young proto-scientists engage with the field before the years of drudge work that go into actually becoming a scientist. And they help keep people feeling good about science and voting to fund it. But they mis-inform as much as they inform, and real scientists are continually having to provide the context that the magazines frequently refuse to.

      (New Scientist is better than most daily newspapers, but worse than Science News. Frequency of publication seems to make a big difference: the longer your readership is willing to wait for accurate information, and the less they demand to have it ten seconds before the next guy, the more informative they are. Web-only sources are generally the worst.)

    5. Re:Hypothesis vs. conclusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with presenting ideas to collegues who may be able to help you come up with ways to test that idea? That's what conferences are for.

      It's considered polite to run your idea past at least one expert who does not immediately laugh in your face. Some people pay good money to attend conferences and do not appreciate having their time wasted by speakers who have not done the most basic reality checks.

    6. Re:Hypothesis vs. conclusion by Doomsought · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen the orders of magnitude on it, but I'm figuring they may be small enough that these guys aren't factoring in the mass of the rotational energy of the earth. Most of that will be around the equator.

  24. Re:Is Earth Weighed Down By Dark Matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!

    I'm a black guy and found that one quite clever.

  25. 2014 award for run-on sentences already sewn up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    A master of the art at work:

    "Making elaborate claims in oral presentations, without nailing down all the variables that could keep a set of results from being twisted into something more interesting than the truth is a red flag for any scientific presentation, let alone one making audacious claims about the way dark matter behaves or weight of the Earth, according to an exasperated counterargument from Matthew R. Francis, who earned a Ph.D. in physics and astronomy from Rutgers in 2005, held visiting and assistant professorships at several Northeastern universities and whose science writing has appeared in Ars Technica, The New Yorker, Nautilus, BBC Future and others including his own science blog at Galileo's Pendulum."

  26. "The human universe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The human universe" - there's another one?

    1. Re:"The human universe" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but we don't want any of you to find the door.

  27. Re:It's God by Muad'Dave · · Score: 2

    Do NOT burn the goats - they're much better medium rare.

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  28. Speaking of dark matter... by iamnotasmurf · · Score: 0

    There was a lot of it weighing me down, but then one trip to the bathroom later and I feel much lighter!

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    1. Re:Speaking of dark matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Glad it worked out in the end

  29. It's TX, we have our share of media darlings... by DroneWhatever · · Score: 1

    The conclusions I read sounded like science fiction. I try very hard to get on-board and understand what is being explained, even for a layman like myself, I can usually wrap my head around a good portion of science on Slashdot. The claims being made come from a very small observation window, IMO. ...Sorry, that does not seem like enough time to develop anything resembling a reasonable scientific conclusion. For contrast, I got this from the tele watching Professor Andrea Ghez. Before she dared go on international media with her proof of objects orbiting a black hole, she collected 10+ years of data. She undoubtedly believed she was correct, well before the ten year mark, but, she waited, bided her time, and when she showed the orbit of these objects around the black hole, there was simply no argument against her proof. I wish more science was like that, but I understand the need for the theoretical side of it. This just reeks of sensational journalism, more than science. Also, keep in mind, we have the guy who "shot bigfoot" recently and is claiming proof... Oh, and that little war on evolution in our textbooks. *sigh*

  30. Re:Is Earth Weighed Down By Dark Matter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha!

    I'm a black guy and found that one quite clever.

    Why do the words "bell curve" spring to mind?

  31. unexpected extra bit of speed by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 0

    I think it's a little premature to call a small difference in gravitational pull a by-product of "dark matter". We know so very little about the things we can actually see, measure, interact with and predict that this smells more like science fiction. Let's get an agreeable unified theory first and also a mathematical system which does not break down at scale. So much of what we know is hacked together out of assumption and week-kneed postulations that talk of dark matter is really little more than mental masturbation at this point.

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    1. Re:unexpected extra bit of speed by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      Dark matter's really unambiguous in the experimental data. You need a lot of theoretical solipsism such as weird new forms of gravity to write it back out of the physics.

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    2. Re:unexpected extra bit of speed by danlip · · Score: 1

      Dark matter is nothing but unexplained data. There is unambiguous experimental data that indicates there is something we don't understand about the universe, but not what that something is. "Dark matter" is the current popular hypothesis, but nothing more than that.

  32. Re: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it sure looks bad for that research but it doesn't change that the blanket statement:

    Making elaborate claims in oral presentations, without nailing down all the variables that could keep a set of results from being twisted into something more interesting than the truth is a red flag for any scientific presentation,

    could only be made by someone unfamiliar with how scientific research work and who harbors an idealized vision of the scientist. Scientists are not infinitely intelligent, they have to specialize a lot (an a lot means specialized in a subfield of a field of a discipline), and most people in the audience won't be experts in the subject at hand and would be lost by the full technical details if they have only 30 minutes to assimilate them. This is reality, not TV where the resident scientist knows all physics, all maths, all biology and all of computer science.

  33. Since planets can't gain weight... by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    The earth is getting lighter...

    And Leon's getting laaaarger...

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  34. Re:It's God by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has pointed out yet that this was exactly the behavior predicted by the Flying Spaghetti Monster pressing down on objects to keep them from floating into space.

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  35. Inaccuracy in article on what 80% of universe is by RoosterRuley · · Score: 2

    This statement is inaccurate: "...predominant theories about the composition of the universe didn't assume 80 percent of it was made up of invisible dark matter" 80% of the universe is made up of with Dark Matter and Dark Energy. The theories suggests the universe is made up of about 27% dark matter (not 80%) which is the subject of the article. Dark energy is a sort of negative gravity and is the force pushing galaxies apart faster and not relevant to this article's topic. Dark energy makes up most of the energy mass of the universe at 68%. Taken together they make up 80%, but affect the universe in completely different ways. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_energy

  36. How about a synopsis first? by Andover+Chick · · Score: 0

    That is a ponderous paragraph for the Slashdot headlines. Your prose needs a diet. How about a synopsis first?

  37. No! It's Allah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Allah dat dark stuff gots to be sumwhere!

  38. What about Occam's Razor? by davidbrit2 · · Score: 0

    "Sir, I think there's a problem with our calculations."

    "Uh... uh... dark matter! Yeah, that's the ticket!"

  39. Atrocity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Making elaborate claims in oral presentations, without nailing down all the variables that could keep a set of results from being twisted into something more interesting than the truth is a red flag for any scientific presentation, let alone one making audacious claims about the way dark matter behaves or weight of the Earth, according to an exasperated counterargument from Matthew R. Francis, who earned a Ph.D. in physics and astronomy from Rutgers in 2005, held visiting and assistant professorships at several Northeastern universities and whose science writing has appeared in Ars Technica, The New Yorker, Nautilus, BBC Future and others including his own science blog at Galileo's Pendulum.

    That "sentence" is a crime against humanity. Also, it kicked my dog.

  40. "Should women be equal to men in the workplace?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There you go.

  41. lol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're only considering dark matter and dark energy, what about dark space and dark time?

  42. Weight Gain by trongey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    planets can't gain weight over the holidays like the rest of us

    Actually they do. It's estimated that the Earth gains at least 164,000 kg per day from meteoric accretion. (Barker, J.L. and Anders, E. "Accretion rate of cosmic matter from iridium and osmium contents of deep-sea sediments." Geochimica et Cosmochimica Acta 32, 627-645 (1968))

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  43. Re:It's God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark Matter something that is completely undetectable by all known scientific instruments, yet it's something that a bunch of people believe that exists because some papers postulate its existence and it conveniently explains away the holes of knowledge in their current understanding of the world. H'mm. That concept seems vaguely familiar.

    Dark matter has evolved from being simply being a concept to describe a deficiency in current scientific theories to something that actually exists in the physical materialistic realm.

  44. Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by sjbe · · Score: 1

    80% of the universe is made up of with Dark Matter and Dark Energy. The theories suggests the universe is made up of about 27% dark matter (not 80%) which is the subject of the article. Dark energy is a sort of negative gravity and is the force pushing galaxies apart faster and not relevant to this article's topic.

    The whole notion of "dark matter/energy" seems a little desperate to me. We have evidence that our models of gravity cannot account for certain observations. That means one of two things. Either A) the model is correct and there is something out there that has mass that we cannot presently see OR B) the we can see all the matter out there meaning the model is wrong and needs revision. So far I've seen no compelling argument that A is more likely than B. I understand the hesitation to revise our model of gravity but invoking dark matter/energy is an awfully big fudge factor in the absence of any plausible explanation for what might constitute dark matter/energy.

    1. Re:Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by Hafnia · · Score: 2

      No one has ever come up with a theory of Modified Gravity that can explain the data we have , but Dark Matter does. http://scienceblogs.com/startswithabang/2013/01/18/why-the-universe-needs-dark-matter-and-not-mond-in-one-graph/

    2. Re:Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of posting on Slashdot, you could turn your intuition into money with a long-term bet against dark matter/dark energy. It shouldn't be too hard to find takers since you'd be betting against the majority opinion.

    3. Re:Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Either A) the model is correct and there is something out there that has mass that we cannot presently see...

      Like, I dunno, maybe dark matter?

    4. Re:Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That means one of two things. Either A) the model is correct and there is something out there that has mass that we cannot presently see OR B) the we can see all the matter out there meaning the model is wrong and needs revision. So far I've seen no compelling argument that A is more likely than B. I understand the hesitation to revise our model of gravity but invoking dark matter/energy is an awfully big fudge factor in the absence of any plausible explanation for what might constitute dark matter/energy.

      Which is why physicists have been working on both possibilities for years, ever since the first discrepancies were found. Nearly any decent sized physics department will have at least one physicist working on modified gravity research, and several have whole research groups dedicated to that research. But even many of those researches admit that dark matter does a way better job of explaining a large number of gaps in cosmology and astrophysics than modified gravity does, as often many attempts at those theories can only nail down one or two specific effects of all of the ones attributed to dark matter. It is difficult to come up with a theory that doesn't disagree with the precise measurements we've made within our own solar system yet still improve things on large scales, and many that do, have some sort of arbitrary distance scale inserted. The failings of your option B so far is not for lack of trying.

    5. Re:Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A) the model is correct and there is something out there that has mass that we cannot presently

      But that's exactly what dark matter is.

    6. Re:Dark matter/energy = Fudge factor? by RoosterRuley · · Score: 1

      It's not voodoo, there is an abundance of secure scientific evidence from observational data that supports the existence of dark matter. Galaxies do not spin apart, but the stars are held in by the force of gravity that is greater than can be accounted for by objects that emit light within that galaxy. The problem with Dark Matter is that it has not been definitively detected. It's either Dark Matter/Dark Energy or the laws of physics need to be completly rewritten. http://www.darkmatterphysics.com/Galactic-rotation-curves-of-spiral-galaxies.htm

  45. Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we were to go to another habitable planet that wasn't circled by dark matter, we'd be able to fly, and steel projectiles traveling at supersonic speeds won't be able to penetrate our skin and clothing?

    1. Re:Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fly maybe. I wouldn't count on being bulletproof; and don't forget to duck when the bad alien guy throws the empty revolver at your head.

  46. Re:"Should women be equal to men in the workplace? by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

    Subject != headline.

    There YOU go.

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  47. Re:Inaccuracy in article on what 80% of universe i by blue+trane · · Score: 1

    27 + 68 = 95. Our physical laws don't predict about 95% of the universe.

  48. Why doesn't dark matter collapse on itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since dark matter doesn't interact with itself and with normal matter why doesn't always collapse on itself and form mini black holes?

    1. Re:Why doesn't dark matter collapse on itself by Hafnia · · Score: 2

      Probably because dark matter doesn't interact with itself. When normal matter hits other normal matter it will be slowed down and eventually the stuff gets bigger and bigger. But dark matter doesnt hit anything, so even though it's gravitationally attracted to other dark matter particles they will fly right through each other. Therefore, i think, it won't be concentrated enough to form black holes.

  49. LHC produced black hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A microscopic black hole recently produced by the LHC has moved to center
    of the Earth and is exponentially growing and consuming all matter, leading to
    an increasing effect on the Earth gravity field.

    1. Re:LHC produced black hole by Captain+Hook · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking but even if there was a mini blackhole at the center of the earth, it would just be absorbing matter from the earth.

      Earth loses 100kg, the mini blackhole gains 100kg, but from the outside the combined mass of both the earth and the mini blackhole would be constant.

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    2. Re:LHC produced black hole by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Obviously it'd be dumping the mass of the earth out the other end of the black hole.

      If television has taught me anything, it's that black holes are portals to other places - mostly bad places, but other places nonetheless.

  50. Mlet theory by pcjunky · · Score: 0

    I read this several years ago.

    Modified Lorentz Ether Gauge Theory

    The mainstream authorities are fond of saying that GPS would not work if it weren’t for Einstein’s relativity. Clifford Will of Washington University has been quoted31 as saying:

            SR has been confirmed by experiment so many times that it borders on crackpot to say there is something wrong with it. Experiments have been done to test SR explicitly. The world’s particle accelerators would not work if SR wasn’t in effect. The global positioning system would not work if special relativity didn’t work the way we thought it did.

    Oh really? What does one of the world’s foremost experts on GPS have to say about relativity theory and the Global Positioning System? Ronald R. Hatch is the Director of Navigation Systems at NavCom Technology and a former president of the Institute of Navigation. As he describes in his article for this issue (p. 25, IE #59), GPS simply contradicts Einstein’s theory of relativity. His Modified Lorentz Ether Gauge Theory (MLET) has been proposed32 as an alternative to Einstein’s relativity. It agrees at first order with relativity but corrects for certain astronomical anomalies not explained by relativity theory. (Also see IE #39, p. 14.)

    1. Re:Mlet theory by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

      I read this several years ago.

      And have you read anything about it since?

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  51. Obligatory Futurama Reference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Nibbler.And the Niblonians...

  52. Bullshit Flag by jasnw · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work with GPS a lot, and there are many MANY people around the world who spend their entire lives making sure that there are very precise measurements of where those satellites are and how good predictions of where they'll be going are. These orbit calculations take into account the pressure of light from the sun on the satellites along with several other very small effects, so if there was some large extra mass in a ring around the earth it would have been noticed many years ago. I think this guy needs to recheck his calculations.

    1. Re:Bullshit Flag by ediron2 · · Score: 1

      I agree, this is likely a mistake. Most grand new discoveries fizzle when peers start falsifying (as in 'to test and prove false') them.

      Having said that, a matter type can be imagined whose 'drag' on GPS sats would be so rare and trivial as to be mistaken for part of the drag that near-atmospheric objects feel. Neutrinos fit this example. All we need here are massive nonreactive slow cloudy fat (but I repeat myself) particles that do gravitationally interact but don't bump into each other, don't coalesce, etc. Weird weird weird.

      The possibility of a cloud or ring or shell that increased gravity is also physically **possible**. That's just calculus. If memory serves, a ring would have asymmetries that would affect the orbital dynamics of anything traveling orthogonal to the ring, so that can be tested quickly (and it's absence in 60 insanely predictable years of orbital dynamics indicates it can be ruled out). Since the force inside a shell or uniform cloud would be zero ( http://hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/hbase/mechanics/sphshell2.html#wtls ), we probably would have noticed this as a rather significant blip/bending of trajectories during space flight. Again, without reading TQA, I'm not seeing much hope.

      This sounds way too much like ether and phlogiston.

      But don't just say 'it can't be'; that's dogma. Instead, take five, and go to work defining how one would confirm or falsify this idea. I'd dig up old trajectory/force data from NASA. And FFS, TAKE A MOMENT to savor how fun scientific research would become again if it turns out to be true.

    2. Re:Bullshit Flag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      These orbit calculations take into account the pressure of light from the sun on the satellites

      I hadn't ever heard of this correction. Are you maybe thinking of solar wind corrections? That's not pressure from light, but pressure from supersonic particles.

      so if there was some large extra mass in a ring around the earth it would have been noticed many years ago. I think this guy needs to recheck his calculations.

      Hell, yes. Not to mention we've got GRACE up there making insanely accurate measurements of this type with no anomalies. Making even speculative claims of dark matter was uncalled for.

    3. Re:Bullshit Flag by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Well, the earth is certainly weighed down by a plethora of bullshit artists out there.

      The guy making the "observation" is himself the dark matter which weighs us down... :P

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    4. Re:Bullshit Flag by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 2

      Radiation Pressure is momentum transfer purely with EM radiation, not the plasma ions from the solar wind. It is a very noticeable effect and must be accounted for anything in orbit more than a few hours.

      The GRACE experiment utilizes satellites in polar LEO (310km above the Earth's surface) to created detailed maps of the distribution of matter below it. Depending on the configuration of the dark matter, it may not be visible to GRACE. If the dark matter was a spherical shell around the earth, we wouldn't be able to detect if from a position inside the shell.

    5. Re:Bullshit Flag by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      My first thought was that the accepted value for the Earth's mass would already include this stuff.

  53. Riiight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dark matter ring? It couldn't be anything more mundane, like minute variations in gravity pulling satellites further than the average gravity should, or the solar wind's effect being misinterpreted as gravitational pull?

  54. This would fail peer review by mbone · · Score: 1

    From New Scientist :

    "Harris has yet to account for perturbations to the satellites’ orbits due to relativity, and the gravitational pull of the sun and moon."

    That, alone, would make this fail peer review, not to mention that the GPS satellites (which are big and messy and do stationkeeping and get replaced) are not the satellites to use to do this with (the Lageos satellites fit both requirements, being both well monitored and with very low non-gravitational perturbations). The Lageos orbit at a lower altitude than GPS, and so would be expected to exhibit a greater difference with the orbit of the Moon (the other very stable and well characterized Earth orbiter, thanks to Lunar Laser Ranging).

    Back in 2008, Adler compared Lageos and LLR estimates of Earth gravity in http://arxiv.org/pdf/0808.0899.pdf and concluded that Earth bound dark matter (outside of the 12,000 km semi major axis of Lageos) is 4 x 10^-9 Earth masses, much below Harris's 5 x 10^-5 estimate (which is based on a comparison with an ancient IAU determination from the 1960's). Given the poor analysis and the discrepancy with the more accurate data used by Adler, I do not think that these results can be given any credence.

    1. Re:This would fail peer review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Back in 2008, Adler compared Lageos and LLR estimates of Earth gravity in http://arxiv.org/pdf/0808.0899.pdf and concluded that Earth bound dark matter (outside of the 12,000 km semi major axis of Lageos) is 4 x 10^-9 Earth masses, much below Harris's 5 x 10^-5 estimate (which is based on a comparison with an ancient IAU determination from the 1960's). Given the poor analysis and the discrepancy with the more accurate data used by Adler, I do not think that these results can be given any credence.

      I know very little about this field but... Isn't it also possible that our current understanding of the mass of the earth, and its gravity effects, is incorrect and needs to be adjusted?

  55. Extra mass by mykelalvis · · Score: 1

    So I'm not really getting fat. I just have a ring of dark matter around my midsection that looks like fat. My weight gain is actually a physics experiment.

  56. Re: It's God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not completely. We can detect it gravitationally and it has upper and lower bounds constraining its properties and abundance. That's still infinitely better than any religion had done. Additionally if we find conclusive evidence that contradicts the theory of dark matter we are happy to discard it in favor of a theory that fits the evidence more accurately.

  57. Re:It's God by captjc · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't trust this whole "theory of gravity." Obviously, this "theory" is just an unknowable guess and therefore doesn't have the full consensus of "science". I say we need to teach the controversy that the reason we stay on the earth is because some supreme being wants us there. Birds and planes only work because when their wings are outstretched they make a holy cross.

    Teach the controversy. Don't believe "theories".

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  58. Re:It's God by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With all this talk of burning and cooking goats will someone please think of the poor goat fuckers

  59. not fair by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I wish I could have just written "Dark Matter" as the answer every time my math homework didn't add up to the correct number due to math errors. Obviously nobody knows precisely how much the Earth weighs...or the entire universe. In fact, how are they counting stars' mass from 10 million light years away by viewing 10 million year out of date light from it? And how are they counting mass that's already inside black holes from a not so viewer friendly distance away? Dark Matter is a myth.

  60. Re:It's God by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Honey bunches of goats is good for breakfast.

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  61. Pulling harder on its ring of geostationary GPS... by mic0e · · Score: 1

    is where I stopped reading.

  62. Dark matter = hypothetical by sjbe · · Score: 1

    No one has ever come up with a theory of Modified Gravity that can explain the data we have , but Dark Matter does.

    Never mind the tiny, little, minor detail that we have NO idea if dark matter actually exists or what it might be composed of it it does exist. It's not an unreasonable theory to investigate but I'm pretty reluctant to invoke some new exotic form of matter as a go-to explanation. Remember it was 400 years between Newton and Einstein. If the math model needs adjusting (and dark matter turns out to not be the answer) it might be a while before we figure it out.

    1. Re:Dark matter = hypothetical by Hafnia · · Score: 1

      True , but we know that every test of relativity has strengthened it, not even once have we gathered data that contradicts it. So we need to modify it in a way that doesn't mess with it's match on all those measurements. Thats hard. And I just think it's quite plausible that there are particles out there we are not yet equipped to detect, and there are many observations that can be explained by dark matter without disagreeing with relativity. But I agree we should not consider the case closed.

    2. Re:Dark matter = hypothetical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh? We have so many ideas what dark matter might be composed of that they span 5 Wikipedia articles.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_dark_matter
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warm_dark_matter
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hot_dark_matter
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baryonic_dark_matter
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_dark_matter

    3. Re:Dark matter = hypothetical by sjbe · · Score: 1

      True , but we know that every test of relativity has strengthened it, not even once have we gathered data that contradicts it

      So you are arguing that the theory of relativity only gives the right numbers if dark matter exists? Then if it turns out that dark matter does not exist you are proving the theory of relativity wrong. Relativity is a super well tested model and it might imply that dark matter exists but that is a HUGE leap away from proving the existence of dark matter. There are lots of things we haven't reconciled relativity with, quantum mechanics not the least of them. Just because relativity doesn't rule something out doesn't mean it exists or even that relativity is correct itself.

    4. Re:Dark matter = hypothetical by sjbe · · Score: 1

      We have so many ideas what dark matter might be composed of that they span 5 Wikipedia articles.

      And not one of them has experimental evidence to back it up. We simply don't know if dark matter actually exists nor do we know what it might be composed of. We're basically just guessing at this point. It's quite possible it doesn't exist at all and we simply have an incomplete model.

    5. Re:Dark matter = hypothetical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we had a candidate with experimental evidence then we would be done. Surely having many candidates is the next best thing? If we had no candidates, then I would worry.

      It's quite possible it doesn't exist at all and we simply have an incomplete model.

      I don't see what's so "simple" about that. You'd have to replace Einstein's field equations with something else. With what? It's unlikely it would be replaced with something simple, because that's what people immediately looked for. The best you can hope for is to "simply" replace an elegant equation with some junk equation full of fudge factors to fit experimental data.

    6. Re:Dark matter = hypothetical by Hafnia · · Score: 1

      No , as i said we should keep researching. But You kind put it out there that MOND and DM are on equal footing ... and I just disagree. I think DM is a way better candidate for explainig observations than trying to tweak relativity to keep giving exact predictions, as it has done for a century, while also making it explain some of the observations that would be so much simpler to explain by a yet undiscovered family of particles. And then I don't find it hard to belive that theres stuff out there we are not able to detect at the moment.

  63. Re:Inaccuracy in article on what 80% of universe i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And dark matter makes up 84% of the matter in the universe (27/(27+5) = 0.84375), which is the 80% the article is talking about.

  64. Making the data fit the model by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Like, I dunno, maybe dark matter?

    Maybe but the point you ignored is maybe-not. With the evidence in hand, an incorrect model is a much cleaner explanation than some as yet undiscovered exotic form of matter than we aren't actually sure exists. I'm not saying dark matter doesn't exist, merely that I'm skeptical in light of the lack of evidence. It sounds like an effort to make the data fit the current model when there is a non-trivial chance the current model is wrong somehow.

  65. Re:It's God by cellocgw · · Score: 1

    I say we need to teach the controversy that the reason we stay on the earth is because some supreme being wants us there. Birds and planes only work because when their wings are outstretched they make a holy cross.

    OK, then, explain balloons and the Flying Wing aircraft! Clearly your cross-based supreme being is a fraud, and the FSM is the One True Being (not to be confused with the molpy-laden One True Thread, but I digress even deeper into metasarcasm).

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  66. Wait what? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Isn't the whole point of DM that we can't detect it except by the gravity distortion? Its basically "unfound matter"...

    And what means is what we really have is a distortion of gravity in a given area that we cannot count for... its therefore not dark matter but dark gravity.

    Or am I wrong? have we actually found dark matter? The actual stuff. Proven to exist? Or is it just what we write down when our math doesn't add up?

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    1. Re:Wait what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There are many ways you can modify the gravitational forces. However most of those ways will not allow to explain the change with additional matter as source (an example of a modification which cannot be explained that way is dark energy). So the very fact that the equations can be fixed by simply assuming there's more matter out there is indeed non-trivial. Even more non-trivial is that if you include dark matter in your calculations, you suddenly also get a lot of things about the early universe right. Which is already a quite strong hint that dark matter is the right way. Add to that that completely independent of all those astronomical observations, high energy physicists tell us that whenever they try to unify the fundamental forces, they get additional particles with just the right properties for dark matter. Now of course the unification of forces is an open problem in itself, so this again is not really a proof. But there are so many things which just fit together so well that it would seem strange if there were no dark matter.

      Imagine you find footprints in the sand at a place where you would not have expected any human. Now you can invent lots of theories of how those footprints came to be there, but the most plausible hypothesis is simply that someone walked there. We happen to have lots of footprints of dark matter.

    2. Re:Wait what? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      I'm not educated enough in this kind of physics to really deserve an opinion.

      But with that admission made upfront... whenever I hear dark matter or dark energy it makes me think that the equations themselves are wrong in one way or another.

      I keep thinking back to epicycles. Remember that at one time we thought the earth was the center of the solar system. But when very accurate measurements of the movements of the planets were made they found that plants would stop and then go back on their course a bit before going forward again. So the theory was that planets orbit the earth while making little spirally circles.

      But then it got weirder because when they did even more careful observation it looked like the planets were taking a spiral path along the spiral path. And so on.

      Ultimately they figured out that they had made a fundamental error and that the sun was actually the center of the solar system. And thus the epicycles vanished.

      To me... dark matter sounds like the epicycles have come back. What would you call epicycles today if they found them again? I'm thinking something like Dark Gravity or Dark orbits or something.

      In any case... I don't know enough to have an opinion on the matter that means anything. But from my limited science education as well as my experience with history and people... dark matter/energy sounds like Epicycles all over again.

      Where is the flaw in the equations? I really have no idea. But something somewhere in the math might be just ever so slightly askew.

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    3. Re:Wait what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People always seem to dislike the idea of dark matter and think that changes to gravity would be simpler. Yet proposed changes to gravity (there are a few, it is a pretty actively researched topic) only cover a small section of what dark matter explains, and often requires gravity to change beyond arbitrary distances. Even if viewing both approaches as fudge factors, trying to patch together a bunch of ad hoc changes to gravity that behaves differently at different distances to explain several components dark matter explains starts accumulating a lot more factors than just thinking there is another particle yet to be discovered.

  67. um by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "ring of geostationary GPS satellites". No. GPS satellites are not geostationary.

  68. Re:It's God by lgw · · Score: 2

    C'mon, don't reinvent the wheel here. The theory of Intelligent Falling is the go-to parody, and is well-known enough to have a Wikipedia page. You might also find last-Thursdayism amusing.

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  69. If the headline is a question... by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

    If the headline is a question the en answer is almost certainly "No", and the reporter unqualified for the topic.

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  70. Remember ether? by genocitizen · · Score: 1

    Dark matter..remembers me of ether.

  71. except ... by Martin+Spamer · · Score: 2

    The Moon and Sun would act to counter earths gravity, making it appear lighter not heavier.

    1. Re:except ... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      If the sun and the moon are acting together, then anything on the side of the earth opposite to the sun and moon would perceive the earth to be heavier.

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    2. Re:except ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Moon and Sun would act to counter earths gravity, making it appear lighter not heavier.

      I am no orbital dynamic expert but this really doesn't make much sense to me. Things don't 'appear lighter' when pulled by gravity from multiple directions, nor does their mass have much to do with their orbits. If you have a 1 KG piece of matter in orbit and it breaks up in 2 pieces, they don't suddenly shoot of at escape speed, in fact unless the breakup is violent or they collide, they will just happily plod along their previous orbital trajectory, because the gravitational force is a function of the mass of the object.

      On top of that, if I'm not mistaking if 2 or more bodies orbit a central mass, the net effect will be that they reduce eachother's orbital energy (as well as the rotational energy of the central mass). After all, some of the gravitational pull will deform the bodies, causing friction, which results in the bodies losing some of their orbital energy.

    3. Re:except ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the satellite is between the Earth and the Sun, the Earth would seem lighter.

      If the Earth was between the Sun and the satellite, the Earth would seem heavier.

      So it could do both.

  72. Has anyone thought about metric conversion? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Remember when we smashed a Mars Lander because we converted wrong?

    Maybe dark matter is just somebody making a similar conversion error.

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  73. Re: Impressive or what kind of water waves by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Wait, so there are only gravity waves and capillary waves in water?

    How do you get water to ignore light waves? Is it dark underwater where you lives?

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  74. weight? by Tomahawk · · Score: 1

    Surely they mean mass. The earth is in freefall (orbit) around the sun, hence it has a weight of 0!

  75. Sorry my Bad by FrodoOfTheShire · · Score: 1

    The earth getting heavier is my fault. I need to ease up on the McRibs.

  76. Checked the Hitchhiker's Guide? by pgpalmer · · Score: 1

    It already explains that this matter exists, and is even used by humans: as packing peanuts.

  77. Its likely something else.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would bet it just has to do with all of the energy and mass from all the other satellites orbiting the earth ..while in the past space has been filled with very few small things(because they get pulled into and around bigger things..) the earth is filled with new satellites and other orbiting matter created an set into orbit by man ..since few people have taken the time to build a holistic equation to cover everything go around the earth its unlikely the data has been plotted..the sad news is when its figured out it likely won't be news...

  78. I love this guy! by CHIT2ME · · Score: 0

    This means that the next time I visit my doctor and he mentions my weight, I can say; "Doc, it's that gawd-danged dark matter, it hangs around me like a cloud"!!!

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