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More Details About Mars Mystery Rock

First time accepted submitter GPS Pilot writes "Previous reports said the rock that suddenly appeared out of nowhere was merely 'the size of a jelly doughnut.' Now, a color image shows additional reasons for this metaphor: 'It's white around the outside, in the middle there's kind of a low spot that's dark red,' said lead scientist Steve Squyres. In the image, the object does stick out like a sore thumb amidst the surrounding orange rocks and soil. Its composition is 'like nothing we've ever seen before. It's very high in sulfur, it's very high in magnesium, it's got twice as much manganese as we've ever seen in anything on Mars.'"

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  1. It's Aliens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    .... See subject. I think the evidence speaks for itself.

    1. Re:It's Aliens! by sqorbit · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since it was a rock that must have been thrown in front of the camera it has to be alien bigfoot. Bigfoot is known for throwing rocks.

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    2. Re:It's Aliens! by icebike · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The experts think the rock was "Tiddleywinked" by the rover's own wheels while turning or maneuvering on the ground.

      One possible location where it might have come from is also pretty obvious when you get wider field photographs than the sensational press like so publish.

      For instance, Compare this is a wider field shot of the ares BEFORE the appearance:

      Pic 1: http://marsrover.nasa.gov/gallery/all/1/p/3528/1P441385599EFFCADPP2385R1M1.JPG

      To a wider shot of the area AFTER the appearance.

      Pic 2: http://marsrover.nasa.gov/gallery/all/1/p/3540/1P442453328EFFCAEFP2594R1M1.JPG

      Notice that scuff mark in the lower left corner of the Pic 2, and find the same location in
      Pic 1. (Its diagonally down and to the right of the "bald eagle head shot" in Pic 1.)

      A little trench has been exposed, dirt turned over and some material is missing. A rock is clearly missing from this hole.
      Could the rock have been un-Marsed from this hole by a wheel, and thrown that far, landing it upside down such that we see an un-weathered surface? Not saying for sure this is where it came from, (hole looks a little small), but a simple widefield view will probably reveal similar candidate sources.

      I Hope JPL holds off on releasing any new imagery until the conspiracy nut jobs work their way into a screaming lather. The deflation is so much more fun that way,

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    3. Re:It's Aliens! by icebike · · Score: 4, Informative

      By the way, to get a better size perspective of the rock, check out this show from the front Hazcam:

      http://marsrover.nasa.gov/gallery/all/1/f/3540/1F442454318EFFCAEOP1214L0M1.JPG

      You can easily see that this object could have been tossed by the wheels when you see the size comparison to the wheels.

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    4. Re:It's Aliens! by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      It may have been dropped by the Intergalactic Police when they checked up on the rover. Now we just have to keep a look out for Baby Fark McGee-zax. I hope we don't fail the test!

    5. Re:It's Aliens! by Hatta · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's obviously the Illudium Q-36 space modulator.

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    6. Re:It's Aliens! by g0bshiTe · · Score: 2

      I counter instead of getting kicked up, which would imply either getting caught in the tread or slippage in traction throwing the rock, the rock rolled inside the wheel well and got carried on the inside of the hub and rolled back out and into it's new mystical resting spot.

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    7. Re:It's Aliens! by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

      Could it be a "pop" rock?

    8. Re:It's Aliens! by icebike · · Score: 2

      Agreed. All reasonable assumptions.

      One of the linked articles suggests they have analized the make up of the rock and find it quite different from the surrounding rocks, so some weight is given to the theory that it maybe it bounced in from impact, maybe miles away.

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    9. Re:It's Aliens! by hawguy · · Score: 1

      By the way, to get a better size perspective of the rock, check out this show from the front Hazcam:

      http://marsrover.nasa.gov/gallery/all/1/f/3540/1F442454318EFFCAEOP1214L0M1.JPG

      You can easily see that this object could have been tossed by the wheels when you see the size comparison to the wheels.

      All I can see in that picture is a shadow of and armless Johnny Five from Short Circuit. How did he get on Mars, what happened to his arms, and why is he screwing with Opportunity?

    10. Re:It's Aliens! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That looks more like the rock impacted there then having been flung up.

    11. Re:It's Aliens! by icebike · · Score: 1

      Entirely possible, and its the leading alternate theory.

      If that proves true, its firggin lucky the rover had moved away and then returned, because it would have been in the way, based on its position, the scuff position and the final resting place.

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    12. Re:It's Aliens! by Cryacin · · Score: 1

      Timmy dropped his donut again. Give him a citation for littering.

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    13. Re:It's Aliens! by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of the linked articles suggests they have analized the make up of the rock

      Typical Humans. Landed less than five minutes ago and already we're molesting the locals.

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    14. Re:It's Aliens! by Zynder · · Score: 2

      Nope, not possible. There was no Earth-shattering kaboom. There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

    15. Re:It's Aliens! by RaceProUK · · Score: 1

      Maybe the battery fell out.

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    16. Re:It's Aliens! by captainlavender · · Score: 1

      This must be why we believe aliens want to anally probe us: we're projecting.

    17. Re:It's Aliens! by Zynder · · Score: 1

      *sigh* It's always something simple.....

    18. Re:It's Aliens! by icebike · · Score: 1

      No, the scuff mark is not in the Before image. You need to look again, and check the date stamps of the pictures.

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    19. Re:It's Aliens! by icebike · · Score: 1

      The scuff mark is in the one where the rock appears. Scroll down to the bottom.
      The scuff could be a bounce mark, and the design of the rover wheel is such that it could trap and carry a rock some distance.

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  2. ROCK LOBSTER! by danbert8 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe it's not a rock...

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    1. Re:ROCK LOBSTER! by Meyaht · · Score: 1

      Just don't light a fire on it's tongue.

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    2. Re:ROCK LOBSTER! by icebike · · Score: 1

      So you're going with Horta then?
      "Dammit Jim, I'm a DOCTOR, not a stone mason!"

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    3. Re:ROCK LOBSTER! by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      "No Kill I!"

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  3. Fuel for the improbability drive by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Dr. Squyres said the object is "like nothing we've ever seen before."

    The Mars rovers have examined thousands of rocks. If this were just some random rock kicked into position by one of the rover's wheels, it's highly improbable that it would also be "like nothing we've ever seen before."

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    1. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by Spy+Handler · · Score: 1

      That's because it's not a rock. It's poop, from a rock creature similar to the one Capt. Kirk fired his phaser on (can't remember which episode it was)

    2. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by BlewScreen · · Score: 1

      But is it not a rock, or at a minimum, 'like a rock'? Have they never seen a rock before? Doesn't sound like they've been paying all that much attention to what that rover's been doing up there....

      [haven't commented on /. in 5+ years - but I saw your sig and had to check mine to see if they were the same... then I figured I'd say something]

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    3. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that they've never seen the underside of a Martian rock.

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    4. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by boristdog · · Score: 1

      But is it not a rock, or at a minimum, 'like a rock'?

      Be careful there. Chevy will slap you with a copyright suit and impound your rover.

    5. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by camperdave · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Horta, from the episode 26, Devil in the Dark. Now, where are my 600 quatloos?

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    6. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by JustOK · · Score: 1

      I'm sure in the next reboot it'll all be the same, except the rock can travel thru time. Plus, I think you're both talking about Galaxy Quest.

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    7. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Dumbass you're thinking of Galaxy Quest.

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    8. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Oblig Red Planet quote
      Made by God

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    9. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by lgw · · Score: 1

      I don't think I can stand to watch Trek again until we get someone running the show who promises public flogging for any writer suggesting a time-travel plot.

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    10. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by icebike · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not to mention the Warp Drive, the least reliable propulsion system in history, and the nut job that compensated for that by adding a holo deck.

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    11. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      The warp drive was a freakin' Honda/Timex/Maytag compared to the travesty that is the transporter system.

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    12. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by camperdave · · Score: 1

      If I were in charge of the reboot, I would have had one time travel episode: The Pilot. Instead of [shudder]Red Matter, Ambassador Spock, on Romulus promoting unification, gets sick (perhaps Bendii syndrome like his father), and during a mind link winds up revealing the secret of the Guardian of Forever to the bad guys. They use it to bring modern weapons tech and bring about the Federation/Romulan war. Earth loses. Spock (Nimoy) goes back to try to correct it, get's it mostly right, but dies in the process.

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    13. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by RussR42 · · Score: 1

      Then good news! After the Star trek reboot, warp drive will no longer be necessary! In the first movie, we saw a successful transport to a ship in warp. Warp drive moves a ship nice and fast when it's working, so that's a huge range increase. In the second film we saw a transport from Earth to Kronos. Warp is out, transporters are in. The only ships that will be required in the future will be the ones that construct new (small) starbases to receive and re-transport people to any destination that is out of range. These stepping stone stations might fit in something less than the size of a small shuttle if they can simply retransmit the pattern from the transport buffer without rematerializing it.

    14. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by icebike · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've seen Stargate too.

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    15. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by Kythe · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I think you should show them how to do it by building and launching your own Martian robotic probe.

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    16. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by lgw · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the transporter was a legitimate compromise on the special effects budget (showing shuttle flights was prohibitively expensive), not lazy writing.

      And the "Star Trek transporter" has become quite a useful discussion point in the philosophy of identity.

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    17. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that they've never seen the underside of a Martian rock.

      So ... those scoop arms on the Viking landers, and the Phoenix lander didn't turn over any Martian rocks? Not one? And not one overturned rock in the miles of tracks left by Pathfinder, Spirit (with it's dragging wheel), Opportunity Curiosity?

      Incredible! (Literally, not figuratively.)

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    18. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I misread the last summary about said rock. I was baffled when I read it the way I did, but it makes more sense now.

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    19. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Yeah ; happens. Many a slip 'twixt keyboard and post, as Shakespeare probably meant to say in Sonnet 34.

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    20. Re:Fuel for the improbability drive by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Sure. You're providing the funding, right?

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  4. Another bad assumption by cold+fjord · · Score: 2

    Almost everyone has assumed that if aliens ever show up that it would be a big show: "We come in peace. Take us to your leader" Or, if not that, then something like, "We've been here watching for decades | hundreds | thousands of years." I don't think anyone ever considers it possible that an alien presence would be revealed by a prank to be followed by the intergalactic equivalent of Nelson's "Ha ha!" or "You guys are a hoot! You're our favorite 4D TV show!" Well, it beats being eaten.

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    1. Re:Another bad assumption by richtopia · · Score: 1

      I believe there is a documentary on this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cancelled_(South_Park)

    2. Re:Another bad assumption by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is an actual transcript from the alien ship:

      Xacno: "Igthorph, are you as bored as I am?"

      Igthorp: "Frak yes, this Terran thing is going nowhere. Why are we still here?"

      X: "Orders. Stay at Mars until Terrans leave or blow themselves up. I really was hoping they'd blow themselves up by now."

      I: "Do the orders say anything about pranks?"

      X: "Pranks? You know we can't do anything that'll get us discovered. Then we'll have to reverse time and we'll be here even longer."

      I: "I have an idea. You have any of those strange rocks from our last mission? The ones our scientists haven't figured out yet?"

      X: "Of course, we've got tons. Why?"

      I: "Well, think they'd miss one? What if we drop one of those on the rover!"

      X: "Come on, we can't be that obvious. I may as well reverse time now to forget this conversation."

      I: "Okay, okay, but what we just drop one in front? They're watching that camera. What happens if a mysterious rock just shows up in front of it?"

      X: "They would FREAK OUT! Yeah, let's do it. Let me beam one in."

      I: "Haha, perfect! Make sure you turn on the news feed. I can't wait to see the reactions once they see this. "

    3. Re:Another bad assumption by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Who believes that? I've seen numerous videos of animals (including dogs, cats, and birds) teasing other animals.

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  5. Occam's by gmuslera · · Score: 2

    Sometimes a rock is just a rock, could had ended there because winds, a chain reaction caused by the rover, even a small asteroid hitting the planet and spreading pebbles around is easier to happen than life forms moving it.

    1. Re:Occam's by cusco · · Score: 2

      The Unmanned Space Flight forums have some better images than most you'll see on the standard snews sites. There are at least two rocks and some sand that has appeared in the image. That's on the uphill side of the rover, it's likely that this stuff rolled down the hill. What started it rolling is unknown, of course.

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    2. Re:Occam's by cusco · · Score: 5, Informative

      Link directly to the image.

      And to the forum thread.
       

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    3. Re:Occam's by tgd · · Score: 1

      Sometimes a rock is just a rock, could had ended there because winds, a chain reaction caused by the rover, even a small asteroid hitting the planet and spreading pebbles around is easier to happen than life forms moving it.

      The one thing it couldn't be is wind -- air is far too thin. Dust moves, but even in massive wind, bigger rocks wont.

    4. Re:Occam's by Zynder · · Score: 1

      That's what all the hullabaloo is about? It looks like a rock. It looks just like all of the rocks around it. Evidently the spectrograph claims it isn't made like the others but personally I would have just passed that one by. Guess that's why I don't make the big bucks.

    5. Re:Occam's by cusco · · Score: 1

      They're rocks that weren't there the day before, **that's** what the hullabaloo is a about. It's not like Earth, where stuff is moving around all the time and a rabbit or squirrel could just randomly kick it into view. They have no idea how they got there, it's a shock that they saw anything move, much less a rock this big, ore for that matter two of them.

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    6. Re:Occam's by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Carl Sagan would have had an orgasm.

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  6. Storms by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

    With 1/3 the gravity of Earth I can see typical 80 mph winds carrying something as small as a doughnut

    1. Re:Storms by TigerTime · · Score: 1

      Mmmm. Doughnut storms. Sounds delicious.

    2. Re: Storms by Namarrgon · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Martian atmosphere is about 0.6kPa, compared to Earth's 101kPa. It's just not dense enough to move anything more substantial than dust.

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    3. Re:Storms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      With 1/3 the gravity of Earth I can see typical 80 mph winds carrying something as small as a doughnut

      Only 1/3 the gravity but the surface atmospheric density of Mars is only 1.6% that of Earth. By my back-of-the-envelope calculating that means it would take a 360 mph Martian wind to generate 1/3 the force of an 80 mph Earth wind acting on the same object.

  7. damn. by Frontier+Owner · · Score: 2

    some poor martian is trying to figure out how to snatch his breakfast without the camera seeing him...

    1. Re:damn. by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Or some dumbass Martian who nearly got the whole counter-surveillance team busted.

      Goddammit Marvin, put the Illudium Q-36 away... they're onto us.

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    2. Re:damn. by Zynder · · Score: 1

      But there's supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom!

  8. Anyone Know... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    It's very high in sulfur, it's very high in magnesium, it's got twice as much manganese as we've ever seen in anything on Mars.

    How much magnesium/manganeese is in the metal the skycrane/parachute that delivered curiousity to mars was made out of?

  9. NASA says Mars' wind can't move rocks by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 5, Informative

    The wind on Mars is not "strong" enough to move rocks on the surface. Even though winds on Mars can probably reach large speeds, the atmospheric density is so low, that the force the wind can impose on a rock is quite small. For instance, a wind of 10 meters per second (about 20 miles per hour) here on Earth produces a force which is four times stronger than does a 50 meter per second wind (a bit more than 100 miles per hour) on the surface of Mars. So, since a 20 mile per hour wind here on Earth does not generally move rocks about on the surface (though it does raise dust), the winds on Mars don't move rocks on the surface either.

    Jim Murphy
    Mars Pathfinder ASI/MET Science Team

    Source: http://quest.arc.nasa.gov/mars/ask/atmosphere/Feel_of_Wind_on_Mars.txt

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    1. Re:NASA says Mars' wind can't move rocks by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but that low atmospheric density means that tens of tons of rocks from space every 24 hours don't burn up before striking the ground as the hundred tons per day on earth do (Mars is smaller target)

    2. Re:NASA says Mars' wind can't move rocks by bob_super · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but in others cases there would also be the factors of rock density and Mars gravity to take into account.

    3. Re:NASA says Mars' wind can't move rocks by icebike · · Score: 1

      Probably not rocks of this size, but there is plenty of evidence that mars winds can move a lot of material.
      http://redplanet.asu.edu/?p=24...

      There are some hellatious dust storms on mars, some of nearly planet covering size.

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    4. Re:NASA says Mars' wind can't move rocks by Hobadee · · Score: 1

      A fun experiment can be done in the flight simulator X-Plane. It can simulate flying in the Martian enviornment. I haven't messed around with it, but from what I hear you need to get going about 600 kts in an airplane with giant wings that put the U2 to shame just to get off the ground.

      Physics is a bitch... Change 1 tiny thing like pressure and it screws with everything else!

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  10. Re:Mars is Boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If any of your endeavors involve a 54.6 million km journey through space I'm sure you'll get your share of free marketing too.

  11. Re:Mars is Boring by cusco · · Score: 1

    That's easy. Just do them on another planet and you'll get all the publicity that you could ever want!

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  12. Re:Mars is Boring by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    water on mars is not boring, nor would the discovery of microbal life

  13. Can't be Curiosity debris by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    How much magnesium/manganeese is in the metal the skycrane/parachute that delivered curiousity to mars

    Doesn't matter, because the Curiosity rover, and the Opportunity rover that discovered this object, are on opposite sides of the planet. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_rover#Image_map_of_Mars_landings

    Also, Opportunity has traveled 24 miles from its landing site. http://marsrover.nasa.gov/mission/status_opportunityAll.html

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    1. Re:Can't be Curiosity debris by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      I suppose there could be bits of the bus and heat shield of Opportunity lying around the place, but that doesn't explain the sudden appearance. My other thought is that this is a bit of crud which the rover picked up during the landing and dropped during a manoevour. We have pictures of the top deck of the rover, but they can't show the whole vehicle.

  14. Re:Mars is Boring by farble1670 · · Score: 1

    that eventually our existence as a species will depend upon having colonies there

    wrong.

    the most inhospitable places on earth are like paradise compared to mars. conditions on earth would need to get much, much worse before we'd break even. the root of our problem here is scarce resources. that's not going to magically go away on mars. it's going to be much, much worse. growing food? can't just walk outside and plant something. you have to find water, that's frozen under the surface, thaw it, and pipe it to the sealed, heated, and completely environmentally controlled habitat. even the simplest things we take for granted on earth are a massive complicated task.

    if we can't make it here, we aren't going to make it there.

  15. Re:Mars is Boring by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    The folks at NASA are remotely controlling a roving "SUV" on a planet millions of miles away from us in a scientific effort to learn more about the Universe and our surroundings. Does this impact day-to-day life *right now*? No, of course not. Is it incredibly cool and deserve a spot on Slashdot's home page? Definitely. Are your endeavors even close to this scale of technological achievement? (I'll be the first to admit that my own endeavors, while important to me, don't rise to the level of technical coolness that would make for an interesting Slashdot story.)

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  16. Crater Reject? by rok3 · · Score: 1

    FTFA:
    "The other is that there's a smoking hole in the ground somewhere nearby and this is a piece of crater reject."

    I think the word they were looking for is ejecta...

  17. Moving rock by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

    So this rock moved when we weren't looking at it... Do you realize what this means? It's a Weeping Angel! Get that rover out of there now! (But don't look away. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead.)

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    1. Re:Moving rock by Zordak · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's their cousin species, the Weeping Jelly Doughnuts, who are much less of a menace to the universe. Instead of zapping you back in time 80 years and feeding on your residual potential, they zap you back in time to last Tuesday, where you eagerly devour an unwitting jelly doughnut that will now never get a chance to zap you back in time to last Tuesday, thus creating a paradox and canceling its own existence. There's a reason they're all but extinct.

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  18. Re:Mars is Boring by pla · · Score: 1

    It just boggles the mind how eager everyone is to go along with NASA's hype about the mission, to the point here of giving time here to the event of a rock getting popped up in the air by the Rover and landing upside down.

    In fairness, people got almost as excited by a tunnel boring machine in Seattle hitting a forgotten pipe.

    From religion to aliens to ghost-hunters, people just want to find something that suggests that, in this mind-bogglingly large universe, our species doesn't count as the sole intelligence.

    On the one hand, that would technically make us really quite special - Unique, even. On the other, it makes us special to nobody and nothing except ourselves. And our dogs, but I don't think they'll do any better than we will when our sun eventually goes nova.

    So yeah, spooky rocks. I'll take obsessing about that, over going home and slowly drinking myself to death day after day for 40 years until society has no more use for my body and they let me "enjoy" my final arthritis-ridden decade.

  19. Re:Holy Jesus! What is that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "Ich bin ein Berliner" - First Contact

  20. Re:Mars is Boring by glennrrr · · Score: 1

    I was referring to any problems of global catastrophe like the Earth being hit by a big rock, which will eventually happen. The long term survival of humans will require us to expand into the galaxy, presumably starting with Mars.

  21. Martian cop ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... was writing a parking ticket for Opportunity and dropped his donut.

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  22. Re:Mars is Boring by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If only I could get that kind of free marketing for my own endeavors.

    Once you are capable of sending robots to mars, we can talk.

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  23. It's life, Jim, but not as we know it! by mr_majestyk · · Score: 1
  24. Re:Definitely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    God bless the atheists!

  25. Re:Mars is Boring by farble1670 · · Score: 2

    if you meant mars, because it'd be a learning experience, then yes.

    if you meant mars because it might be more hospitable than a future earth, then no. earth could be hit by a big rock and would still be far more hospitable than mars.

  26. Re:Post a link, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.unmannedspaceflight.com/index.php?showtopic=7708&st=345

    These are some picture posted there:
    http://www.unmannedspaceflight.com/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=31925
    http://www.unmannedspaceflight.com/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=31954

  27. Re: Definitely by tleaf100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    science baffles scientist,still.

  28. Re:Mars is Boring by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    the most inhospitable places on earth are like paradise compared to mars.

    I dunno, Mars was pretty balmy compared to Chicago the other day...

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  29. Michael Valentine Smith by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 1

    Just Michael Valentine Smith throwing rocks at the rover.

    Cheers,
    Dave

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    Ben
  30. Re:Mars is Boring by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

    An "extinction" event

    wouldn't wipe out all human life here

    Orly? Dictionary says otherwise.

  31. Boy-racers at NASA by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 1

    Oh come on... we all know that the mission controllers got bored and told the rover to do a few donuts when nobody was looking!

    Hell, you're hundreds of millions of miles from home -- there are no police -- who's going to give you a ticket for a bit of "sustained loss of traction" in the company's rover? :-)

    Then.... bugger! Forgot about the camera! Duh!

  32. Re:Definitely by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    The rover rolled over the rock, in doing so it flipped the rock up into one of the wheel wells, it rolled in the well as the rover moved forward until it rolled out and into it's new resting place. Mystery solved.

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  33. Obvious by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    I'll put my money on it's being a discus lost in the last Olympics when a female Russian threw one so hard it left the stadium.

  34. white on the outside, red in the middle... by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    the rock that suddenly appeared out of nowhere was merely 'the size of a jelly doughnut.'

    Really? Hadn't anyone given thought to the fact that it might actually BE a strawberry jelly doughnut? So just what DOES a jelly doughnuts look like after months of hardened vacuum while bombarded by cosmic rays? I'm just glad it still wasn't in a "Krispy Kreme" wrapper.

    I mean, come on -- the guys that build the rover are all geeks and nerds, right? Show me one of those who doesn't like doughnuts. Now they're stuck working in a clean room for hours and hours, with nothing to eat or drink. Wouldn't you get hungry after a while too? And realize these are smart guys who could easily bypass the security entry systems. Now, just imagine that someone stayed up late one night (like THAT'S inconceivable?), snuck in their snack like usual, but forgot about it.

    Plus, can you imagine the conversation: Wally: Umm, boss, about that "rock" that fell off the rover's front fender; well, you see ... there's a back fender, too.

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  35. Take with a grain of salt by TotalDisdain · · Score: 2

    News Alert. Authorities in California are raiding Justin Bieber's home looking for evidence through his security videos of him throwing rocks at the Mars Rover Opportunity.

  36. fix the controversy by jafac · · Score: 1

    The only way to be absolutely sure that the rock was "flipped" by the wheel, is to run it over again (and again, and again) and see where it goes. I personally don't think it's likely. So it's either the result of vulcanism, or it's a meteor.

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  37. There are other rocks also by madhatter256 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you look in the photo provided by CNN in the article, look at the rock which casts a shadow near the top left corner of the photo.

    That same rock is there in the newer photo with the donut-rock. Now, just look down a little bit and slight right you will see a darker spot that wasn't that dark in the earlier picture and it appears to cast a shadow. Therefore, there are more rocks (at least two) that weren't there before.

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  38. what a desolate place... by steve.cri · · Score: 1

    ... our solar neigbourhood turned out to be, so that all we need to get all excited is an unsual rock. With all of the endevaours to reach those places, starting with the Sputnik, I find them very exciting, just as I find the results very depressing.

  39. No razor here by s.petry · · Score: 1

    If you look at numerous images, you can tell what happened with basic physics. Before the "magic" rock shows up, there is an image of a small protrusion which is a bit pointy, let us call it "horn" shaped for ease in dialogue. You can also see after the "magic" rock hows up, this point is moved from it's original location and is facing a different direction. So the "horn" shaped rock could have tiddly winked the bigger rock we are calling the magical "jelly donut" or it could have been part of the same rock which broke under stress. Either way, the movement is easily explained without winds, or an asteroid. No insult intended in the use of the term "magic", just easier than typing 'unexplained' over and over.

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  40. It followed me home! by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    "Mom, the Mars Rover followed me home. Can I keep it?" asks the Martian kid while offering a jelly donut to the machine.

  41. wind by AntoniusBlock34 · · Score: 1

    I have read that a simple explanation is wind, but it seems too simple. Why or why not could it have been wind? The surrounding area unchanged? Also, has the other mystery in space been solved yet concerning the water build up in the space station's astronaut's helmet?

    1. Re:wind by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Wind on Mars is not believed to be strong enough to move a rock of that size. The atmosphere of mars has a low density and wind speeds strong enough to move large rocks have not been recorded.

      The water in that guy's pressure suit was not a mystery. The cooling system of the suit uses water to move heat around, much like the cooling system of a car. When you spring a leak, you get wet.

  42. Re:Definitely by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Or better, God bless the aliens!

  43. Comparison by RdeCourtney · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've done a very quick animated gif: https://imgflip.com/gif/69vpc If you see the circled area, that looks like the area the rock has come from, probably flicked there by the front wheels?

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  44. update! by terryk29 · · Score: 1

    In light of the observation that "in the middle there's kind of a low spot that's dark red", mission scientists now believe the mysterious object is not a jelly donut but, in fact, a danish.

    Work is ongoing in order to determine whether it is raspberry or strawberry.

  45. It was a janitor by itamblyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    The whole thing is being shot in a Hollywood studio. A night janitor was goofing around with the set and didn't put things back properly. Happens all the time.

  46. It's probably fluffy and crystaline. by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    I do a lot of brickwork in my damp basement, and Efflorescence was the first thing that came to mind.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E... .
    a suitably "fluffy" pic
    http://www.retrofittingcalifor...

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  47. Why no correlated images? by austinhook · · Score: 1

    Surely it is easy for image specialists to correlate the two images and correct for tilt, rotation, distance, contrast, brightness and color, and crop both images to their common areas. It would be much easier to analyse, and one could make blink overlays to spot any other differences. Looking at it this way is almost a waste of time.

  48. Saw that movie in the 60s... by TimOBrien8837 · · Score: 2

    If it moves again, KILL IT! (I grew up watching those movies...)

  49. Re:Post a link, please by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

    Wow that picture looks a lot more like a meteorite than I expected. I am not sure about the crater ejecta theory but it might well be a rock which hit the ground at terminal velocity and bounced off the rover. Objects like the rover would tend to accumulate little objects like stones around them becuse they get in the way of bouncing objects. This happens a lot on the moon where big rocks have little scree sloped of debris around them.

  50. Doughnut throw by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

    Man, that Lard Lad. . . one helluva throwing arm.

  51. Re:Definitely by Kythe · · Score: 1

    Why assume God did it? It looks like Dunkin Doughnuts was responsible. Or Mars law enforcement.

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  52. What was your history like? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

    Our past? Quite a broad topic for this short conversation, but we'll share a key piece of our history with you.

    After we killed off the last Zebranky we faced an interesting dilemma.

    Should we proceed, and establish a culture which would advance in art, technology and social sophistication?...

    ...Or should we just go back into the forest and kick back and enjoy ourselves knowing that a Zebranky wasn't gonna jump out of a bush and eat us!

    Well, we DID go back into the forest.

    We stayed there for about five thousand years and had a great time

    Then, one stormy day, a Zoq, a Fot, and a Pik were walking up a steep path looking for something good to eat, when a bolt of lightning struck nearby.

    With a huge flash of light, the bolt of energy carved a strangely-shaped chunk of granite out of a cliff.

    It was a disk, with a hole in the middle!

    As the rock began to roll down the hill, toward the three terrified beings some dry grass got caught in its hole, and since the rock was still hot the grass caught on fire.

    When the rock finally got to the Zoq, the Fot, and the Pik they simultaneously discovered the Wheel, Fire, and Religion thus catapulting them on to the road of progress.

    Which has led us to this day, Captain.

    Oh! How did the flaming wheel give religion to our Culture, you ask?

    I will explain.

    You see, when it got to the threesome, the flaming wheel was going at a pretty good clip and it ran smack into the Zoq, killing him.

    The Fot and the Pik felt so bad... they really liked that Zoq!... that they decided the Zoq hadn't really died when the wheel flattened him; he had just gone to `a better place.'

    Presumably one without lethal flaming wheels.

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  53. Looks like a Shroom by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1

    Red spore duststorms anyone?

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  54. Dry ice pop rocks by An+dochasac · · Score: 2

    A bit of dry ice forms in a crack in a stone and stays below freezing for a day or a million years before a rover tyre moves some soil and exposes it to the heat of the sun. The dry ice sublimates but instead of earth water's slow process of expanding and cracking a rock, sublimated dry ice occasionally pops a rock shard quite a long distance. Like pop-rocks.

    Pop rock manufacture (from Wikipedia): The candy is made by mixing its ingredients and heating them until they melt into a syrup, then exposing the mixture to pressurized carbon dioxide gas (about 600 pounds per square inch or 40 bar) and allowing it to cool. The process causes tiny high-pressure bubbles to be trapped inside the candy.

  55. Re:Mars is Boring by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    follow on missions are planned to look for that

  56. Blake 7 by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    Everyone keeps mentioning Star Trek, I'm disappointed no-one has mentioned the telepathic rocks from Blake 7 who could move to follow the sun.

    Now all we need to do is find a telepath and get them to Mars to ask the rock what it wants.

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  57. Re:Mars is Boring by cusco · · Score: 1

    That's hilarious. Post was downmodded because I mentioned the 19th century Mormon's habit of stealing everything not nailed down, in accordance with their Doctrine of the Consecration of Goods.

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