UAE Clerics' Fatwa Forbids Muslims From Traveling To Mars
PolygamousRanchKid writes "The Khaleej Times of Dubai reports that a fatwa committee has forbidden Muslims from taking a one-way trip to the Red Planet. At the moment, there is no technology available that would allow for a return trip from Mars, so it is truly a one-way ticket for the colonists, who may also become reality TV stars in the process. The committee of the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the United Arab Emirates that issued the fatwa against such a journey doesn't have anything against space exploration, Elon Musk's Mars visions, or anything like that. Rather, the religious leaders argue that making the trip would be tantamount to committing suicide, which all religions tend to frown upon."
You don't want to go to Mars? Please by all means, keep your bullshit on Earth and let us evolved human beings make a fresh new life on a fresh new planet without you!
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
Cue witty jokes about blowing oneself up not counting as suicide.
But they should also forbid being born, as everyone that does will die eventually.
that would be mad funny if in the planet of the apes he came down and saw a bunch of Muslims with camels and he pounded his fists on the ground yelling NOOOOO when he saw the statue of liberty
declare a jihad against those little disbelievers up there, and then send some suicide martyrs to fight them, no ?
"the trip would be tantamount to committing suicide, which all religions tend to frown upon."
Hey get your Judeocentric religious world views out of here! Buddhism goes so far as to feature a story of the Buddha himself committing suicide just to feed some hungry tiger cubs.
Which is insane like all religions, but I reserve the right for their insanity to be characterized accurately!
then staying on Earth, living out your life and dying is also tantamount to suicide too. So you are damned if you do and damned if you dont...
.. Fatwa
Stop blasting yourself into pieces, it's forbidden,
and no your chance to survive is below the mars mission.
Choosing to live the rest of your life in a distant location is not a suicide in any way. If they choose to see this as suicide, then why do they allow youngsters to enroll in their armies? That looks a heck of a lot closer to suicide.
Even the crazies think this is nuts!
Yawn, no one cares.
ps: There is no god.
Something can and will go wrong on the mission that will cause you to die before you die of natural causes.
No committing suicide. I think the other religions have something similar.
I can't see many religious people lining up for an expedition to discover if life evolved on another planet. They still don't believe that it evolved on this one.
More space for the rest of us.
After all, Tobacco leads to the premature death of most people who use it.
I always thought of suicide as the act of killing yourself just for the sake of killing yourself. While one might call something a "suicide mission", that is not the same as suicide, is it? If a soldier stays behind to man a turret in the face of certain death to provide covering fire so his comrades can escape, is he committing suicide?
now, onto the less important things...
I'm not Muslim, but the internal logic of the decision doesn't make sense to me.
Most religions hold suicide distinct from doing a good thing that happens to get one killed--like, say, refusing to recant one's faith under persecution and getting executed for it. If the trip is a really good thing for humanity (the person does useful science or exploration that wouldn't just be done by a rover anyway), and someone's taking the trip for that reason and not specifically to get killed, then looked at that way it's not suicide. If it were tourism that were likely to kill someone that might be different, but it's not.
The summary in the Khaleej Times is: 'Whoever opts for this “hazardous trip”, the committee said, is likely to perish for no “righteous reason”'--I'm saying a one-way trip to Mars for science *is* a righteous reason.
Bringing a child into this world is murder. You know that new life will die. There is 0 chance that they will live forever. Therefor you create life while knowing it will suffer and die. This is a pretty flimsy case. There are other things that are just as risky. If not more risky.
"Cowardice in a race, as in an individual, is the unpardonable sin." --Teddy Roosevelt
Except if you are blowing yourself up in the name of God.....Fucking hypocrites!
I'm going to take this just as seriously as the other meaningless jabber from the General Authority of Islamic Affairs and Endowment in the United Arab Emirates.
Is the "problem" of the spiritual implications of Muslims on Mars actually of concern to anyone, anywhere, aside from these "clerics?" Is NASA proposing to make a Reality Mission to Mars with a Buddhist, Catholic, Sikh and Muslim on board?
What, pray-tell, do the muftis and imams advise wrt "East" during prayer while in orbit around, say, the Moon? Are these hypothetical Muslims supposed to aim back to Earth?
Eventually we'll end up with female Muslims in space... complete with helmet integrated niqab...?
This has got to be the single most absurd manufactured controversy I've seen yet. Congratulations Islam; you've invented an "issue" out of whole cloth and managed to perturb the global media. Where is Pat Condell when you need him!?
are always so anti-NASA.
"All religions"?!
It makes sense to study what drives the inhabitants of this planet, which is often their religion.
So what? Is it that hard for people to understand if not respect others religion? This constant provoking of religious believes got to stop, it only leads to unneeded conflict.
I havent heard of any suicide terrorism from the islamic world. yeah i know some muslims might argue that its more like dying in battle as long as its perceived to be in defense of islam, while some may say its certainly suicide and is forbidden. thats the best part about big books of choose your own adventure. you can interpret a set of rules in the quran, the hadith literature, the tafsirs, the torah, the bible, etc in any way you see fit and you cant be wrong. when you are told to mow down people for imaginary rules being broken, or for believing the wrong thing and you say "no, when it says 'kill them' it means something else" you cant be wrong if you can find a nice peachy verse provided you jettison or weasel out of the direct commands. "homosexuality is wrong, it says right here in leviticus! i even believe it so much that i got a tattoo of it" "you know it says in the same book that tattoos are also a crime that you should be killed for, right?" "oh thats just a metaphor or an allegory or some other thing that makes my awesome tattoo great and 2 men kissing totally wrong"
Shouldn't the Fatwa committee issue a Fatwa against suicide bombing?
It just shows how inconsistent, irrational and selfish these Fatwa committee members are.
I think it's kinda funny that this is coming out of a religious leader in a foreign country's mouth and not Christian-American ones.
Now to be honest. Any and all trips to any heavenly body other than the Moon is suicide. Not because it's currently a one-way trip, but because the actual economics of the trip do not allow for designing a two-way trip. We simply can't send a space ship and land it. Though...
Why not just leave the ship in orbit? Have we not learned anything from games like OUTPOST and Alpha Centauri? Send down pods on carbon fiber ropes instead of landing them in the most one-way means possible. Leave the mothership in orbit.
A return trip would likely require a little more planning. Anyone going to mars would be stuck there for at least an earth year (1 mars orbit is nearly 2 earth orbits) and a bit. Unfortunately any ship we design to go there is unlikely able to produce the needed fuel to come back. According to at least one documentary (with the topic of evacuate earth) , if we had to do it now, we could, but we'd be basically packing up the richest/smartest people and telling everyone else to welcome their fiery god of death or something.
Which comes back to my point about suicides. Would it not be considered suicide to NOT leave earth, even if it means never coming back? Would the religious people never want to go even if it meant the planet would be destroyed anyway? (No not happening, but just on the basis of "we've been lucky so far", we should have humans on more than one planet, even if one of those are less hospitable. We need to advance robotic technology much much farther than it currently is though.
Atheism is just the disbelief in gods and it means nothing else. Heck even buddhist IIRC are "religious" atheist. So your comaprison with mao lenine or whomever fail on so many points it isn't funny. Furthermore the one you cited did not murder because of atheism, or in the name of atheism , but mostly to grasp at power and eliminate discontent and opposition. There is nothing in atheism which makes one want to murder or justify murder. On the other hand in many religious book , including the bible, murder in the name of gods is actually "fine". So really if you want to justify genocide, simply say that you are following the old testament for example. Plenty of stuff inside to justify genocide.
the religious leaders argue that making the trip would be tantamount to committing suicide, which all religions tend to frown upon."
Brought to you by the religion that also endorses suicide bombers, because some suicides are actually ok.
Seven puppies were harmed during the making of this post.
...and not a fetus.
If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
> ...let us evolved human beings make a fresh new life on a fresh new planet without you!
Evolved? You're kidding, right?
Also, this is not gonna be like BB... it will be just like Jackass -- except networks will probably turn off the live feed to avoid the boring "save us, we don't wanna die" routine.
Too bad it will probably mean the death of some kids who didn't thought life could end so easily -- but, then, how many voyages have had no return right here on Earth because of wars?
What if there's a school on Mars that has a girl in it? It's not going to blow itself up now, is it?!?! More short-sightedness from the 'clerics'.
I do not want your cheap brainburning drugs. They are useless for work. And I am a working man today.
This from a religion famous for suicide bombers.
What a shame the radicals and terrorists don't actually READ the Koran.
I do not fail; I succeed at finding out what does not work.
Pretty much anybody staying on earth or even having returned to earth after going to space has died here. There is no technology yet that can change that.
they (UAE) say it would be suicide for such a trip but suicide is OK if they strap bombs on a kid to blow up their enemies and do in the name of allah.
My karma is not a Chameleon.
...control over the choices of others.
Israel means "to battle god". Islam means "voluntary submission to god the infinite." Christianity mean saving by sacrificing savings. Hinduism means going with the whatever flow, and Buddhism means "the awakened one". So Israel wars against Islam sacrificing Christians all with the help of Hindus while Buddhist are "many" busy practicing to be "one awake" in their slumber. And all the rest help fill in any gaps in what is going to be nuclear WWIII due collectives thinking they must control others.
Suicide???? Islam approved only if you blow up some non-muslims too? ......red barren planet...
Guess not enough non-muslims going? Besides...
Mars = Mars Already Reaped that Shit.
Do they forbid stop being muslim too? Why do we still argue about this crap anyway.
I don't understand, does this mean that suicide bombing is also already forbidden?
It is so sad, the poor muslims can't go home.
...Islam has no problem with the enslavement or killing of those who don't convert to it...funny how that is.
Muslim-free Mars? YEAH!
... to the Mars Needs Women campaign.
Case closed, next
So they get the virgins...that makes it okay.
As long as they blow themselves up when they get there, it'll be OK.
If they really want a "Land without a people for a people without a land"!
Any complaints of anti-semitism can be filed under: What is good for the goose is good for the gander. Since it appears to be okay for people to snipe at Muslims with quips about "virgins" and "blow yourself up when you get there" without accusations of Islamophobia.
Its no more suicide than it is to settle in another country with no intent to return, and live the rest of your life there. The 'Mars settlers' plan on living the 'normal' remainder of their life, not just getting there to starve to death in a couple of weeks. ( sure, accidents happen but the plan is what is relevant )
Or as a Muslim you are required to go 'home' before you die?
Stupid religious fanatics. Get rid of them and the world would be a much happier ( and safer ) place.
---- Booth was a patriot ----
as being representative of Islam or Muslims.
How about we take the Rabid Rabbis as being representative of the views of Jews?
So does that mean that all Jews believe that "Non Jews are donkeys put here only to serve the Jews" as the highly revered (e.g. the Israeli prime minister gave him a great speech when he died) Rabbi Ovidia Yosef recently stated? Does that mean that all Jews believe that "even" a Homosexual Jew has a higher soul than a goy as one of the Rabid Rabbis recently stated? Does that mean that all Jews believe that they are entitled to kill a non Jews in order to take his organs should a Jew need them, as one of the Rabid Rabbis recently stated?
Of course not! The Jews and their supporters will shout! He is on the fringe! He does not represent us!
But on the other hand you are all okay with taking these few extremist's words are being representative of the views of all Muslims!
The fact is that there are nut bags on all sides and Jews and Christians have their fair share of them too. They just don't get the biased press coverage for some strange reason.
did these same clerics forbid suicide bombings?
Going to mars doesn't kill you, you still get to live your life. Being born is tantamount to suicide then since it too surely dooms you to death eventually.
Someone has to make the trip and take the risk. Stay on Earth is also "tantamount to committing suicide", because Earth will also perish. Are they trying to say that they want all the reward without the risk? I would argue that is pure selfishness. There is a good case to argue that just being alive is an act of suicide, and anything that you don't do to keep yourself alive longer is an act of suicide.
At the moment, there is no technology available that would allow for a return trip from Mars
Is there even technology available for the one-way trip yet?
systemd is Roko's Basilisk.
Except only at night.
Staying on Earth will end up with you dead too, which must also be tantamount to suicide. Therefore, if you are Muslim, you shouldn't be allowed to live anywhere.
who prays for Satan? Who in 18 centuries has had the humanity to pray for the 1 sinner that needed it most? ~Mark Twain
Suicide is a sin in many religions.. no?
I honestly don't understand this whole thing about sending humans to Mars - a move that can only end in disaster. If people are that eager to leave civilization, maybe they should just go to the Artic. It's pretty much the same thing with the same set of challenges, but it would be easier to walk back a bad decision.
But the fact that 99.9% of Muslims oppose terrorism doesn't seem to be swaying the terrorists.
In fact, Al Queda is very strongly against terrorism. The only difference is they would define whatever is done by America, drone strikes, invading Muslim countries, making swimming compulsory for Muslim girls in American schools etc, as terrorism, and whatever they are doing as a fight for liberation.
I agree with you to some extent. Killers come in all stripes and they will kill and use any ideology to justify the bloodlust. Many ideologies have very bloody history, Judaism, Christianity, Islam among the religious and communism, fascism, naziism, marxism among the secular ideologies.
It is the responsibility of the non-killer practitioners of the ideology make sure their ideology is not used as justification for killing. Muslims are not the only oppressed people in the world. Hindus have suffered under Muslim invasion and then under Christian rule. They are not producing terrorists as much as the Muslims do. Buddhist lands have been occupied by Muslims, and they are churning out terrorists.
We have enough Muslims talking English to the West. We get it, "Islam is a religion of peace and not all Muslims are terrorists". But unless the moderates make some headway talking Arabic to fellow Muslims and reduce the number of terrorists who shout "Allah o' Akkubar" while they kill, we, the Western moderates, will have tough time containing our extremists.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Why? All the religious crazies should be on a one way trip outta here.
calling out people to obey antiquated notions based on an invisible sky god, resulting in humanity engaging in bloody religious warfare and the deaths of millions. happily producing as much crude oil as possible and encouraging consumption, leading to global climate change. The imams, along with the nutjob christians, are driving the world to a suicidal cliff. I wonder what the traditional islamic punishment for encouraging suicide is? oh, since the people encouraging it are the people deciding what islamic law is, then i suppose they will simply write the laws to exclude their culpability. I am getting really fucking sick of these religious people and their death wish. they have disproved the existence of their (narrowly defined) god, because if such a god did exist, he would have wiped these mfs out already.
Since when do Muslims care about suicide? They do it all the time when they're blowing themselves up.
The Malaysian National Space Agency (MNSA) and its Department of Islamic Development held a two-day conference in April [of 2006]. They invited 150 scholars, scientists, and astronauts to discuss "Islam and Life in Space."
Five times a day (before sunrise, at midday, in late afternoon, after sunset, and at night), earth-bound muezzins call Muslims to prayer. A spaceship traveling 17,400 miles per hour orbits the earth 16 times in a day. Does that mean praying 80 times in 24 hours?
If interrupting work to pray is not possible, the astronaut may practice a shorter version of the prayer or combine midday and afternoon prayer times, or the evening and night ones.
The next problem: Where is Mecca?
Muslims on Earth face Mecca, in central Saudi Arabia, when they pray. The MNSA suggests that the astronaut pray toward Mecca as much as possible, or at the Earth in general. But if it becomes necessary, the astronaut may simply face any direction.
How does an Islamic astronaut face Mecca in orbit?
The conference went on to discuss a broad range of concerns. To sum up: The rituals of the Islamic faith are meant to focus the believer's attention on his relationship with his God. They are not an exercise in puzzle-logic and they do not require a geometric or technological solution.
Moving on.
In January 2014, former German astronaut Ulrich Walter strongly criticized the project for ethical reasons. Speaking with Berlin's Tagesspiegel, he estimated the probability of reaching Mars alive at only thirty percent, and that of surviving there more than three months at less than twenty percent. He said, "They make their money with that [TV] show. They don't care what happens to those people in space...
Mars One
Captain John Smith ran a tight ship and had no use for the Virginian colonist whose plans were based on magical thinking and not careful planning, adequate material and financial resources and a rigorous internal discipline.
He published a list of supplies he believed to be the minimum requirements for survival on the frontier: essentially a year's supply of all consumables and durable goods, and allowing for a generous margin of safety.
New France saw one or two supply ships a year, which may give you some idea of the expense. New France, remember, had an economically viable export trade in furs and unflinching support from the crown. Those ships would be coming, hell or high water. Other colonies were less favored.
Smith's budget has no allowance for a healthy communal and social life. Entertainment, education, religion and so on.
No successful American colonial settlement ever began with a base as small as twenty or bound to a space that is at once so physically confined and isolated. I would expect to see alcohol as a problem. I would expect to see suicide as a problem.
Have these very same people considered that those who "go down to the sea in ships" may be successful? And at some point in time decide NOT to come back?
Clerics won't let them go? That is bad news.
I hadn't heard of this until this article, but I am impressed by the brilliance of this. They'll ride this wave of media attention from the Fatwa to get funding for the fake colonies that they can put in the desert cheaply, get people living in the fake colonies by 2015 and turn it into a reality show that would dwarf Big Brother using the Mars exploration for the challenges etc. Then if for some reason this pipe dream actually became a reality (which I doubt), everyone would be paying monthly subscriptions waiting for the inevitable series finale (dust storm that breached all of the vacuum seals killing everyone on board).
"Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
200+ posts and not one reference to the short story "The Marching Morons" ?
Slashdot is well and truly on the way to Mars, itself, and it is a one way mission.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Marching_Morons
Sounds like a person who just got their GED talking about going to Harvard to study theoretical physics. Whoah there partner, let's not get too far ahead of ourselves.
I believe we may have found a loophole where muslims are left behind on earth, and sane people can safely travel to another planet without fearing being followed by retarded religious zealots!
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... time... to... die...
Really?
So traveling to Mars to spend your remaining days (out from under the Fatbastard's thumbs) is tantamount to suicide?
So's strapping a bomb to your chest for a jihad dipshits.
Where's the announcement declaring jihad to be a no-go?
I know it's the zealots, non-conformists who want total control of every aspect of their people's lives that are the culprits behind the jihads, but seriously.
Driving a car down a street can be tantamount to suicide some days, no proscription from driving announced that I've seen.
Breathing air in some regions of China is tantamount to suicide, are there Muslim travel proscriptions to China?
taking a one-way trip to any place, even on Earth, is equal to committing suicide. Because you know when you're done spending your lifetime somewhere, you will die.
UAE fatwa prevents Mars travelling to YOU!
The myth that half the people who ever lived are still alive was busted quite a while ago. Sad really because it was a cool idea :
http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-living-outnumber-dead/
Official Statement by Mullah Al-Fuckwit: There are no virgins on Mars. Not 72, not even 1.
More at 11.
astronauts are pretty healthy - it wouldn't really hasten your demise, going to mars, so by that rationale staying on earth is tantamount to offing yourself. my question is how would NASA/ESA coordinate prayer times, and how exact would the calculation of which direction Mecca lies toward so that the Muslim Martian Explorers could satisfy prayer reqs? I'm sure they could come up with a reclining/inclining sled...
All life ends on earth by age or disease, so if enough air/water/food for a lifetime then the Mars trip is no different to living on Earth. Cleric has no fundamental logic to life's period on Earth never mind elsewhere. So not suicide unless all life is a suicide trip.
Regards Eion MacDonald
At least we won't have any "dead terrorists" on Mars saying; "I keel you!"
My karma is bad. Don't get too close!!!
Just pray in the direction your comms antenna is pointing. (Unless you use a relay then yer kinda screwed).
Evolved? You're kidding, right?
Allright who let the creationist in, couldn't have figured it out on their own.
"Religion was born when the first con man met the first fool" --Oscar
Casteism
Im sorry Dave The Muslim your unable to do that .....
The technology to return from Mars is the same as that required to get there with this project - both of which are in short supply: money.
Just maybe someone could convince these fools that Buraq is waiting for them on the planet to be their ride home. Is there a fatwa against riding nut-to-butt?