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To Reduce the Health Risk of Barbecuing Meat, Just Add Beer

PolygamousRanchKid (1290638) writes "Grilling meat gives it great flavour. This taste, though, comes at a price, since the process creates molecules called polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) which damage DNA and thus increase the eater's chances of developing colon cancer. But a group of researchers led by Isabel Ferreira of the University of Porto, in Portugal, think they have found a way around the problem. When barbecuing meat, they suggest, you should add beer. The PAHs created by grilling form from molecules called free radicals which, in turn, form from fat and protein in the intense heat of this type of cooking. One way of stopping PAH-formation, then, might be to apply chemicals called antioxidants that mop up free radicals. And beer is rich in these, in the shape of melanoidins, which form when barley is roasted." (The paper on which this report is based, sadly paywalled.)

179 comments

  1. Marinade, add beer to the marinade by damn_registrars · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whoever posted this summary really should have added that. There are other places where one might consider adding beer that would be less effective. You don't have to get past the paywall to find that.

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    1. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Whoever posted this summary has the mental capacity of an 8 year old, and seriously, timothy is no better for posting an article based on a paywalled source.

    2. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Give him a break. Someone had to finish the keg after making the marinade.

    3. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just had too much beer?

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    4. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      This so much. I'm not even much of a beer lover to be honest, but it makes a great marinade for meats, especially beef. (colas as well, oddly enough. )
      Just as long as it isn't too much, that is. Even too much of antioxidants are bad. Oxidation is an important part in the immune system as well.

      And it isn't even that that is the problem. The larger problem is production of carcinogenic material from burning overall.
      Pre-cooking food at low heat for a period before slapping it on the grill can cut down the time needed to cook it as well as limit how much burnt material is produced.
      If you are out and about while doing said grilling, putting the meat inside foil first works for the low-temperature pre-cooking, or even putting it in a plastic bag and putting it in boiling water. (good with potatoes as well)
      Plus, doing it this way produces some real tasty food too.

    5. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pre-cooking food at low heat for a period before slapping it on the grill can cut down the time needed to cook it as well as limit how much burnt material is produced.

      Except, by doing that, you've ruined the whole reason we barbecue things - Because we want that thin outer layer of charring.

      Yes, we have plenty of ways to cook foods without forming PAH, acrylamide, or the other carcinogens-of-the-week. We could boil everything. We could microwave everything. We could bake everything on low heat while basting to keep the surface moist. Those will all pretty much prevent the formation of all the nasty chemicals we worry about in our barbecued foods. They all take less effort than barbecuing, too - A typical cookout basically requires someone manning the grill continuously to cook up a steady flow of burgers and hotdogs; vs throwing 10 lbs of dogs in a big boiling pot and having enough cooked to feed a small army in under ten minutes.

      We grill things over open flame because all those nasty carcinogens make it taste better. Simple as that.

    6. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by HornWumpus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Boiling food. aka English BBQ.

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    7. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Pre-cooking food at low heat for a period before slapping it on the grill can cut down the time needed to cook it as well as limit how much burnt material is produced.

      Except, by doing that, you've ruined the whole reason we barbecue things - Because we want that thin outer layer of charring.

      No, you don't. Not actual charring. Are you the kind of guy who likes his hot dog completely covered with a crust of black ash? I know a few people like that, but if so, you guys are in the minority. Most people want a well-browned piece of meat, which is mostly produced through flavorful byproducts of the Maillard reaction and caramelization. If your food is actually charred, you've gone beyond that and destroyed those flavorful compounds, instead producing bitter compounds with a bad texture.

      Yes, we have plenty of ways to cook foods without forming PAH, acrylamide, or the other carcinogens-of-the-week.

      Yeah, by not burning your food. The GP's advice is spot-on to produce the absolute ideal of "grilled food" for the vast majority of people. If you want the tastiest, juciest steak you've ever had in your life, I dare you to take his advice. Put it in an extremely low oven (well below 200F, 150F or below is ideal) until the interior temp rises to somewhere around 100F or a little above. (With an oven temp of 130-150F, this could take a few hours for a thick piece of meat.)

      Then throw it on your hot grill until you get a beautiful browned flavorful exterior. Don't let it burn -- cooking time will probably only be 1/4 or so of what you'd usually need. Let it rest for a few minutes, and eat a steak like you've never tasted before.

      No need to BURN your food just to get the interior up to temperature. Get the whole piece of meat warmish to begin with, and then use the grill to BROWN your food and maximize flavor compounds. I know this is an extra step and takes longer than simply cooking at high heat, but the result is actually better tasting food, in addition to fewer carcinogens.

      We grill things over open flame because all those nasty carcinogens make it taste better. Simple as that.

      No, they don't. They tend to form at the greatest rate when you're overcooking the outer layer and destroying flavor compounds. GP's advice is just an extension of the "let your steak come to room temperature before grilling" advice, which most grilling afficionados will agree is helpful to get a more evenly done piece of meat with less fuss and less chance of overcooking or burning.

      I'm NOT saying that you can't cook reasonably good food on the grill without doing what GP recommends -- but I AM saying that taking his advice (and doing a little extra work) is a way to maximize the exact grill flavors that most people prize, while also avoiding burnt layers of food that taste like sawdust.

      (If you don't believe me, you should know that these are precisely the kinds of methods that many high-end steakhouses use -- with only a short grill time, but a longer time in the oven either before or after grilling to bring the interior up to temperature.)

    8. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      By the way, I should mention that many restaurants -- and home cooks too -- have switched to sous vide methods instead of using an oven, since it is faster and more precise. But the principle is precisely the same: very small time on the grill, longer time getting the interior up to temperature.

    9. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      But the burnt part is the one that tastes good. Seriously, I don;t even bother with propane BBQ grills, I only use Charcoals because of the taste, the smell, the sound (the whole *experience* if you wish)

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    10. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always cook with... beer... Sometimes I even add it to the food.

    11. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Sockatume · · Score: 1

      You can cheat this using a ziplock bag, a bowl, and hot water. Get the meat up to an unpleasantly fleshy temperature, and it should only take a few minutes each side on a cast-iron pan to have a nice medium rare. (Use a meat thermometer to check its done-ness when you take it off the pan.)

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    12. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      By the way, I should mention that many restaurants -- and home cooks too -- have switched to sous vide methods instead of using an oven, since it is faster and more precise.

      My feelings exactly. Looked like a shitty version of sous vide to me, just begging to overcook the steak or at the very least, dry it out by having it in a hot oven for 3 hours!

      Sous vide to the temperature of desired doneness, and then finish over thermonuclear heat (30 seconds per side) immediately prior to serving. I know you know that, but just for the benefit of others who might want to try.

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    13. Re:Marinade, add beer to the marinade by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Except, by doing that, you've ruined the whole reason we barbecue things - Because we want that thin outer layer of charring.

      You may well like barbecued food to taste like that. Some of your friends and associates may like barbecued food to taste like that. That doesn't mean that everyone likes barbecued food to taste like that, or even that everyone actually likes barbecues.

      Which makes it annoying when the only meal provision for the evening is a sunset barbecue on the beach. Life can be a bitch sometimes, getting paid to put up with such inconveniences.

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  2. Stupid by WilyCoder · · Score: 4, Informative

    What a stupid article. Beer is hardly the best source of antioxidants. Blueberries would be a far better choice.

    "Eat antioxidants to prevent cancer" ....well thank you captain obvious, we have known this for many years!

    1. Re:Stupid by dreamchaser · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What a stupid article. Beer is hardly the best source of antioxidants. Blueberries would be a far better choice.

      "Eat antioxidants to prevent cancer" ....well thank you captain obvious, we have known this for many years!

      Except beer makes an excellent marinade for meats and can be incorporated into BBQ sauce as well.

    2. Re:Stupid by Shinobi · · Score: 4, Informative

      However, recent discoveries point out that it's not as clearcut as that. In fact, antioxidants can also increase the chance of cancer developing or even increasing cancer growth, by preventing formation of ROS, which disrupts signalling.

      Antioxidants have already been linked to cancelling out the effects of excercise for the same reason, the antioxidants suppressing the ROS, which screws up the signalling.

    3. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... "Blueberry Steak" doesn't have a good ring to it though...

    4. Re:Stupid by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Actually, using blueberries for marinades/sauces to go with beef, deer or elk/moose is uncommon.

    5. Re:Stupid by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Blueberry-marinaded steak? Um, OK.

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    6. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Therefore blueberry beer is the most obviously brilliant solution.

    7. Re:Stupid by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Eat antioxidants to prevent cancer" ....well thank you captain obvious, we have known this for many years!

      Except we do not "know" that. The link between anti-oxidants and cancer is not clear. Eating fruits and vegetables (high in anti-oxidants) is correlated with lower cancer rates. But if the anti-oxidants are isolated and taken as supplements, they are NOT correlated with cancer reduction, and in some cases make it worse. So maybe it is something else in the fruits and vegetables that is beneficial. Exercise is also correlated with cancer reduction, and exercise causes an increase in the supposedly harmful free radicals that anti-oxidants suppress. The interplay of these factors is complicated and poorly understood. So it is not at all clear that anti-oxidants "prevent cancer".

    8. Re:Stupid by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 2

      Kunstmann from Valdivia, Chile do a tasty blueberry beer.

    9. Re:Stupid by Shinobi · · Score: 2

      Oops, that was supposed to be "NOT uncommon"

    10. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      The bacteria in your colon are what is triggering or preventing the triggering of many cancers. That is the main reason why eating fruit is NOT the same as drinking juice or supplements. The bacteria in your colon form an extremely complex web of interaction with your body. Healthy gut bacteria protect you from all sorts of food borne illnesses, like salmonella and even colon cancer. Never mind c. diff. and recent links to autism when population is disrupted or altered via oral antibiotics.

      colon cancer,
      http://www.sciencedaily.com/re...

      salmonella,
      http://www.sciencedaily.com/re...

      autism,
      http://www.abc.net.au/4corners...

      It's not just a "sack of shit". It's the most important part of you and there is no "pill for it".

    11. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what ROS is, do you? Reactive oxygen species have nothing to do with cellular signalling.

    12. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah... except nobody is going to smother their steak in blueberries, and they already do the beer thing sometimes. Way to never have been to a BBQ?

    13. Re:Stupid by drainbramage · · Score: 2

      I think he was referring to the Robot Operating System.

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    14. Re:Stupid by akozakie · · Score: 1

      Which makes this story even more interesting. In this case you're not adding antioxidants to your body, which might protect you or harm you, evidence for both has been reported. You're adding it to the food while it's being prepared, reducing the amount of PAHs, which are doubtlessly bad for you. More antioxidants in your body - open question. Antioxidants acting on your food before you eat it, removing other dangerous chemicals - clearly a good idea.

      Analogy: drinking base to reduce bad effects of ingested acid - a very bad idea that might sound good. But add the right amount to the acid you're forced to drink with a gun pointed at you before drinking - tada.wav, you're basically safe, the worst outcome is that the result will be slightly poisonous (unless you prefer acid burns to mild diarrhea).

    15. Re:Stupid by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Not to say it's widely accepted, but the research I've seen about supplements and anti-oxidants is that you can't isolate a single anti-oxidant and expect it to work. They tend to work better when you have tends of thousands of different anti-oxidants. Most dark colors plants or fruits tends to have huge numbers of different anti-oxidants and they compliment each other to the point that any single anti-oxidant is almost useless.

    16. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By nothing to do with signalling, you mean by regulating growth factors, various transcription factors, and antiviral responses? I guess interacting with signalling related to cell growth and cell migration is "nothing" relevant to cancer.

    17. Re:Stupid by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Of which Bender will attest: Beer is a vital component.

    18. Re:Stupid by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      True, but which one are we more likely to consume with our steak? Now if only pizza had these colon cancer causing properties and I'd have an excuse to drink beer 'round the clock...

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    19. Re:Stupid by ClioCJS · · Score: 1

      If i were to go to every BBQ on the planet and make a helpful suggestion, the suggestion of beer would be far more helpful than blueberries, as most BBQs won't have blueberries on hand. Your pedanticism is so unnecessary as to be harmful.

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    20. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just drink the beer?
      If you just want it for the antioxidants, what does putting it on the meat do?

  3. The most effective place to add beer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My beer belly ;D

  4. Confusion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What kind of imbecile conflates grilling and barbecue?

    1. Re:Confusion by magusxxx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Must be a northerner.

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  5. From what to what? by Maury+Markowitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons (PAHs) which damage DNA and thus increase the eater's chances of developing colon cancer"

    Pretty rare to start with, so I suspect it's from "one in a million" to "1.5 in a million".

    We have actual things to worry about, grilling isn't one of them.

    1. Re:From what to what? by TheCreeep · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean 0.5 in a million?

    2. Re:From what to what? by khallow · · Score: 3, Funny

      And perhaps you shouldn't be grilling your colon on the barbeque anyway for other reasons than PAH exposure.

    3. Re:From what to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Colon cancer is the second or third most common cancer in the world (depending if you are talking about women or men), and tends to be even higher in modern, western countries with a ~60% 5 year survival rate. While you see what looks like low probabilities of ~50 per 100,000 diagnosed per year in the US, this works out to about a couple percent chance any given person will be diagnosed with colon cancer at some point in their life. That isn't anywhere near a one in a million chance and colon cancer is actually one of the "things to worry about."

    4. Re:From what to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You suspect wrong...
      One in every 250 people you know will get it...

      "more than 40 per 100,000 people in the United States, Australia, New Zealand, and Western Europe"

      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2796096/

    5. Re:From what to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the per person per year rate, and for females specifically in several of those countries. For males it is 25-30% higher. So one in every 250 people you know will get it each year roughly (assuming your circle of friends has about the same demographics as the total population) while a couple percent of the people you know will get it some point in their life.

    6. Re:From what to what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the original poster wanted somewhat realistic numbers, they probably meant to say one in 20... not million.

  6. I guess you don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    but in Europe people have been BBQ with Beer for decades. It's a default style of BBQ when you don't have any special marinades or sauces.

    It just took them this long to run a scientific study about it (I guess someone finally asked the question WHY).

    Point being, everyone always disses folklore/common sense, and even though people did not know why they were basting with Beer, now we all know.

    If you want to drink the Beer instead, that's your prerogative, but I say, bring enough for both drinking and basting. :)

  7. Winos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Skip the beer...use blueberry wine!.

    1. Re:Winos by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Yup, we have a really good one in Quebec, called Du Bleuet

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  8. Can I just drink it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do I have to souse the meat in beer, or can I just drink it with my BBQ meat?

    1. Re:Can I just drink it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Step 1: souse self in beer

      Step 2: barbecue meat

      Step 3: enjoy!

    2. Re:Can I just drink it? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      Yes.

    3. Re:Can I just drink it? by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      No, but you can pump it up your colon with a garden hose...

    4. Re:Can I just drink it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now you're just flirting.

    5. Re:Can I just drink it? by mrbester · · Score: 1

      You *douse* the meat with beer should it catch fire. If it doesn't then you souse yourself with it instead.

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  9. Needs empirical evidence by ark1 · · Score: 1

    I volunteer to be the subject.

    1. Re:Needs empirical evidence by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      What if you end up in the control group?

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    2. Re:Needs empirical evidence by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      What if you end up in the control group?

      If done properly, he won't know.

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    3. Re:Needs empirical evidence by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Have I just blown the protocol?

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    4. Re:Needs empirical evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another 1 line fart from gmhowell, the wannabe Hemingway (riiiggght).

  10. May? by js3 · · Score: 0

    The thing I hate most about science is the "guessing game". You either know, or you do not. Stop giving advice based on guesses.

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    1. Re:May? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adorable. Let us know when you get to Statistics 102.

  11. Drinking Beer by CopterHawk · · Score: 1

    Can drinking beer the same time as eating these foods have any effect? I already do that.

  12. Fad theories of health nuts by rubycodez · · Score: 3, Interesting

    plenty of hard clinical studies showing no link whatsoever between free radicals and cancer (or other claimed bad effects like aging).

    the 1970s called, they want their junk science back.

    1. Re:Fad theories of health nuts by magusxxx · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, let's concentrate on the food preparation and not the food itself. Could it be the preservatives added to the meat interact with the grilling process? Or maybe it's just the preservatives themselves? I smell grant money!

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    2. Re:Fad theories of health nuts by nanocarbon · · Score: 1

      plenty of hard clinical studies showing no link whatsoever between free radicals and cancer

      Whoa, whoa, slow down there. Free radicals, usually reactive oxygen species, are some of the most reactive molecules known. They can and will destroy any organic material they come across. Especially DNA. Lengthy PDF and a paywall, but hey, its far more studies than you actually cited.

      (opinion starts) That said, I'm not going to argue that antioxidants actually will have some significant effect against aging. You can't just flood your body with enough antioxidants to really slow down aging, without causing other harm, such as compromising your immune system.(opinion ends)

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    3. Re:Fad theories of health nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You referenced 0 clinical studies or areas of study.

    4. Re:Fad theories of health nuts by odie5533 · · Score: 1

      What fresh meat has preservatives in it?

    5. Re:Fad theories of health nuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Salt is a preservative. But, I think he probably meant things he can't pronounce and therefore fears.

  13. What if you don't like beer? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    Apologies if asking sounds like blasphemy, but it's still an honest question.

  14. BBQ =/= Grilling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also barbecuing and grilling aren't the same thing. One, hopefully, does not barbecue a steak.

    1. Re:BBQ =/= Grilling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is true. For those who don't yet know the difference, here's a quote from Wikipedia:

      In the United States, to grill is to cook meat relatively quickly using the direct heat imparted by a charcoal or propane fire, while barbecue is similar to baking and is a much slower method utilizing the indirect heat imparted by the smoke of a wood-fueled fire, often requiring an extended period of several hours.

    2. Re:BBQ =/= Grilling by tomhath · · Score: 1

      One can cook a steak (or shrimp) on a barbecue. In many places that's known as barbecuing.

      Around here the term "grilling a deer" means you need to take your car to the body shop.

    3. Re:BBQ =/= Grilling by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      In many places the display is known as 'the computer' and the computer is known as 'the harddrive'. Do you want to be one of those people?

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    4. Re:BBQ =/= Grilling by Assmasher · · Score: 1

      Most people outside of the southeast use the term "barbecuing" to mean the same thing as grilling. Oddly enough though they use the term BBQ usually to mean what people in the midwest and texas refer to as BBQ.

      For example, 20 years ago, virtually no one outside of the southeast referred to pulled pork as BBQ. For most people it meant ribs, or in Texas - brisket, or quite often chicken (not smoked chicken.) Interestingly, Hawaiians have Kalua pork which is roughly equivalent, but doesn't use a barbecue.

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  15. F This Random Beta Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's obvious Slashdot didn't learn. Now instead of moving users completely to beta randomly they are randomly sending pages of beta when we are trying to get the real thing.

    If they don't stop this crap, maybe it's time for another boycott. These assholes never seem to learn.

  16. Lagunitas Chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are supposed to marinate meat in Lagunitas because it tastes good. Then rub it down with curry powder because it tastes good. Then eat it with a Stout, because it tastes good.

    The crap they feed you in the old folks home in your last extra year of life you got from eating crappy food tastes worse than the crappy tasting food you ate to get an extra year in that shithole in the first place.

  17. Re:What if you don't like beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Apologies if asking sounds like blasphemy, but it's still an honest question.

    Surely, you'd accept death gratefully

  18. Re:Bunk! by MightyYar · · Score: 2

    I agree - DDT is just awful unless sweetened with a little saccharin.

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  19. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Don't use the good beer. Use the Miller Light that's been sitting in your fridge since someone brought it over months ago.

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  20. Re:What if you don't like beer? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    There is an incredible variety of beer - it's just fermented grain flavored with anything you like. They can be bitter, sweet, or just about any other flavor - some companies even flavor them with massive amounts of sugar and flavorings like a soda... It is hard to believe that you don't like any of them.

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  21. Better answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Step 1: "Souse" yourself in beer
    Step 2: Light the BBQ and hop in
    Step 3: ??????
    Step 4: Profit!

  22. Confusing article by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

    Grilling and barbecuing are not the same thing

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    1. Re:Confusing article by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      Well, they are and they aren't. The terms are used in different countries to mean different things, but the activity known as "grilling" in the US is known as "barbecuing" in the UK (and I believe Australia.)

      I suspect the article is written using an English dialect that uses the definition that applies to US-grilling/English-barbecuing. Not unreasonable, the world is a large place and it's not like Americans invented the English language. Why do we speak that fur'in Eurospeak anyway? Surely we should speak AMERICAN!! Hell yeah (etc)

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    2. Re:Confusing article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your own link doesn't support your level of instance. Where I grew up barbecue meant it had sauce. Grilled was without sauce. Now I moved to Texas and no one grills anything. Everything is barbecue. What I call a weber grill, they call a barbecue pit. Yes, at pit, like a whole in the ground.

      Language is a complex thing and different people use the same words differently. Words also have multiple meanings. Nerds sometimes grew up in black and white environments. They do well in school where subtleties are not taught.

  23. Francesinha by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

    Since we're discussing Porto, try the local delicacy which is an artery-hardening meat sandwich featuring beer gravy!

    1. Re:Francesinha by ruir · · Score: 1

      The local delicacy is disgusting, much better a grilled bacalhau or even bife na pedra. (e sim, tb sou do Porto).

  24. Re:Bunk! by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh no! We're all gonna die if we eat BBQ'd meat.
    As with anything like this, the worry warts will probably buy into it.
    Remember when they said: Saccharin, DDT, and the zillion of other things that are suppose to be bad for you?

    My mother grew up in the deep back woods of east Texas during the 30's. A very big part of her diet growing up was various forms of smoked, dried, and grilled meat. A *lot* of such meat, often that was about all her diet was in a day, either by itself or was the main flavoring component. Many members of her family, both close and extended including herself and both her parents developed and died from colon and intestinal cancers. Her younger brother is suffering from it now. Many of the people who lived around her did, too. The thing is, once her family got out of that situation (improved economy, moving to the big city, etc) and ate a much more varied diet that didn't depend on smoked meat, the amount of familial colon and intestinal cancer has dropped down to almost nothing. That's good news for me and my siblings, of course. Dying from colon cancer is not my favored way of death, to be honest. It was a rough way to see my mom go.

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  25. Re:What if you don't like beer? by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

    cooking with beer is not the same as drinking it, you should be just fine. My brother hates beer but loves when I make chilli because I use a good stout in it

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  26. As far as colon cancer is concerned by istartedi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As far as colon cancer is concerned, there is a lot of common sense here. I doubt a tiny little factor like anti-oxidants on your beef is going to make much difference if you're an overweight smoker in your 50s. Having beer around might encourage you to drink heavily, which is listed there as increasing risk. So. If you already like beer marinade then great. If you don't, then there's virtually no reason to use a recipe you don't like. Concentrate on the elephant in the room before addressing the mouse.

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    1. Re:As far as colon cancer is concerned by Neil_Brown · · Score: 5, Funny

      Concentrate on the elephant in the room

      That would need one heck of a lot of marinade...

    2. Re:As far as colon cancer is concerned by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Concentrate on the elephant in the room

      That would need one heck of a lot of marinade...

      That's why he said to concentrate it.

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    3. Re:As far as colon cancer is concerned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh so clever (and elaborate). "See Dick Run" level. Can't you write more than 1 line idiot, ever?

  27. Re:Fuck this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right, and you don't have to use good weed to make hash...

  28. Re:What if you don't like beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There you wouldn't care about getting dying from cancer because there would be no reason to live.

  29. Now lets have some under 21's use this to be able by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    Now lets have some under 21's use this to be able to buy beer.

    It may make for an interesting court case.

  30. Re:Bunk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heck, there was even a guy who ate DDT, didn't bother him

    Except the part where he died.

  31. Re:What if you don't like beer? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I've tried quite a few.... never found one that I liked. Not saying that none could ever possibly exist that I'd find palatable, but I imagine that any that do are probably really exotic and cost an impractical amount to use for something like marinade.

  32. Re:Bunk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is not the researcher's fault that typical media coverage of research pigeon holes things as either "bad" or "good.' It isn't even just the media's fault, because when they do give more detail, people will only remember that something is just bad or good. But yes, in the real world there is different scales of bad, and there can be things that are both bad in good in different ways, by different amounts, meaning it is difficult to label a lot of things as "bad for you" with out taking into account some sense of scale, dosage, and what other things you eat/take/do.

  33. "not much of a beer lover" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    That's because you drink cheap crap beer.

    1. Re:"not much of a beer lover" by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      Aaah, he must be an American then.

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      "Aaah, he must be an American then."

      I'm not sure if I mentioned this before, but fuck off.

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    3. Re:"not much of a beer lover" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaah, butthurt american detected.

    4. Re:"not much of a beer lover" by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      That's because you drink cheap crap beer.

      Aaah, he must be an American then.

      No, actually that's evidence that he's NOT an American. If he were an American he'd be used to expensive crap beer. (Or if he drank Sam Adams, expensive but quite decent beer.)

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  34. Go world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pick any two semi-random, wildly incompatible foods/ingredients in an effect to create a ridiculous nonsense combination and someone will have always done it before, and loved it.

    "Herher, that' makes as much sense as chilli icecream..."
    -"zOMFG, I LOVE chilli icecream!"

    "G'day, can I get a grilled cheese sandwich?"
    "Oh an Aussie hey, well why don't I just make you a grilled cheese and vegemite sandwich!?"
    -"OMWTFG, that'd be awesome, I grew up on those!"

    1. Re:Go world. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except fruit and berry favoured beer is not just random, but traditional for some time in various places. Just blueberries in particular are not as common, but they are still an obvious extension to what is already well established.

  35. I'm sceptical by drumlight · · Score: 2

    I thought all experiments should have a control group, but BBQ without beer... Has that ever been tried before? Can than be credited with two discoveries?

  36. chocolate by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Dip it in chocolate for extra protection, but make sure the meat it coated in salt first so you can soak up more chocolate.

    1. Re:chocolate by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      My blackberry molle BBQ sauce is pretty awesome on pork ribs. There is nothing that can't be made better by adding chocolate.

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    2. Re:chocolate by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      My blackberry molle BBQ sauce

      Damnit, WANT!

    3. Re:chocolate by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If you're referring to a Mexican style sauce (as in guaca~) the word is mole, Mr "I've met loads of brits and I'm not impressed with their education".

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    4. Re:chocolate by HornWumpus · · Score: 0

      Did you understand fuckwit?

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    5. Re:chocolate by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      4lbs+ blackberries (got a blackberry bush so not sure of weight, a good sized bowl), simmer with a little sugar till broken down, stain out the seeds. Set aside.

      Grill your peppers (your call on heat, 2 bells and an equal weight of hot ones), garlic and 2 medium yellow onions until they are just soft. Onions will take longer (Peel them first so the smoke flavored parts are usable). Peel and seed (your call on heat) peppers. Set aside.

      Fry 6 strips of bacon, then fry chopped smoked onions, peppers and garlic in bacon grease. Transfer to deeper pot. Liquify with sick blender. Add blackberries, fine chopped bacon, black pepper and salt. Bring to simmer. (optional: add dry chili powder and liquid) Add baking chocolate (2 or 3 squares, to taste), a good shot of Grand Marnier (Splet good, wouldn't want the euroweenies not to have anything to criticize) and sugar/honey/molasses to taste. Stir till melted.

      Caramelize on ribs, careful it doesn't burn.

      Good with cherries instead of black berries. Peaches don't work.

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    6. Re:chocolate by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Looks very nice, will try once weather is a little warmer. Thanks for sharing

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  37. Re:What if you don't like beer? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    My wife hates beer, but she loves those sweet malt beverages. I do brats on the grill that were first boiled in beer and I add beer to chile and stews and she never complains (or notices, for that matter).

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  38. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I'm afraid that I'm not enough of a stoner to know whether you are being sarcastic or not. But Miller Light is not "bad" as in low-quality, it just doesn't have a whole lot of flavor and so goes unused. SAB knows how to brew and their products are very high-quality and consistent.

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  39. Re:What if you don't like beer? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    My situation is the opposite... I don't like beer, but my wife does. Conversely, however, she dislikes the taste that beer gives to something when it is used as marinade... she'd rather just eat the meat and drink the beer.

  40. Why read the article - it says beer is good! by Madman · · Score: 1

    When the message is drink more beer I'm willing to accept an article at face value.

    1. Re:Why read the article - it says beer is good! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For science!

  41. Re:Bunk! by belmolis · · Score: 3, Informative

    According to my physician father, the first proven case of an environmental cause for cancer was that of smoked meat and fish in Iceland causing colon cancer. This is a long established relationship, not a recent fad.

  42. Re:Fuck this by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    They are consistent and what their customers want, they remain piss.

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  43. Re:What if you don't like beer? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Bullshit. If it contains anything but water, malted barley, hops and yeast it is a cereal malt beverage, like Zima and American Budweiser.

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  44. anecdotal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    glad your not dying

  45. Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Alcohol itself is a risk factor for all kinds of gastrointestinal cancers, including esophageal, gastric, and colon.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Depends on the *quantity*. Wine is actually good for the cardiovascular system in reasonable quantities...

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  46. Rabid V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a rabid vegan, I would humbly suggest, that if by the year 2014 you do not understand the effects of eating animals: you could just simply drop dead.

    To get sick, get others sick, destroy land, air, water, cause unnecessary suffering in the name of "delicious" or "you need protein" is something we should not have to tolerate anymore.

    Look at the poor health of your planet and the people around you! If you still don't get it, well, the 12 monkeys should return and you should be on your way out.

    No.. I am serious.... Yes, burnt grease makes you die and alcohol makes your stupid, so how about ... well, eat some salad, tomatoes and beans if you want protein...

    1. Re:Rabid V by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      Ever wondered why our dentition is the way it is? Because we are omnivores, meaning we *have* to eat meat also. We are not built to eat only plants.

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    2. Re:Rabid V by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Again confirming the postulate that being a vegan makes you an asshole.

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    3. Re:Rabid V by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gmhowell you're obviously a vegan.

  47. Just need to add another ten minutes to... by rgbatduke · · Score: 1
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  48. Re:Fuck this by findoutmoretoday · · Score: 1

    Those people are from Porto, they just ask to not waste port wine for the marinades.

  49. It doesn' work by Optali · · Score: 1

    They are using this technique ever since here in Holland with horrible results. In fact the more beer the higher the accident rates.

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  50. DDT eating by Optali · · Score: 1

    Indeed. I had a neighbour who gupled down a bottle of DDT. That's why I refer to him using the past tense.
    Don't you agree that a stuff that's meant to kill bugs should be a poison? At least taht's what Captain Obvious told me the last time I saw him ;)

    or maybe we could use butter and marmelade to kill plagues. You are the expert, maybe you can convinve Monsanto ;)

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  51. Keep away from my grill by jfanning · · Score: 4, Informative

    By cooking over a low heat first you ensure that the meat is cooked evenly throughout, and then you sear the outside over a very hot grill. Otherwise you end up with raw inside and black outside. By searing last you get the flavour and evenly cooked meat.

    1. Re:Keep away from my grill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Steak should be raw inside you pillock.

    2. Re:Keep away from my grill by CHIT2ME · · Score: 0

      You also lose the flavor! When I grill, BBQ, etc., I drink beer so that it all marinades in my stomach! I also add whiskey to my BBQ sauce which not only enhances the flavor, but, turns you into a superhuman!

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  52. Chocolate by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    The other option is chocolate which is even higher in antioxidants! Chocolate BBQ Ribs!

  53. Can't stand the taste of beer. by Chas · · Score: 1

    If it comes down to eating grilled steak and getting colon cancer or eating beer-flavored steak and maybe not?

    I'll choose colon cancer.

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    1. Re:Can't stand the taste of beer. by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      While I happen to agree about beer (it tastes like rancid demon urine), I've had things that were cooked with beer (beer battered fish, beef cooked with beer, etc), and I've found them to be very good. They don't taste like beer at all.

  54. Re:Bunk! by Mr+Foobar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Correlation does not equal causation. Repeat this until you understand it. Darwin weeps to see science misused in this way - although as a Texan, you dumbasses have never understood science anyway.

    Thanks, troll. I didn't make the correlation, a good number of oncologists have. They and their associates have seen a lot of it over the years. Diets heavy in smoked and grilled meat do have a correlation with increased chances of colon and intestinal cancers, especially if those diets start early in life.

    And I never said *I* was a Texan, thanks for asking. Proud native Floridian. Some might suggest that's not any better, but hey... :)

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  55. What exactly is "the taste of beer", anyway? by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

    There are a HUGE range of beverages with vastly varying flavors which fall into the category of "beer". How many styles have you tried? There are lots of alternatives to the fizzy yellow stuff sold in 30 packs.

    I can imagine that a big imperial stout, doppelbock, or barleywine might make a great marinade for steak.

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  56. +5 Insightful? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How did this get modded up? Colon cancer is one of the most common cancers, has a crappy longer term survival rate (compared to other cancers), and is one of the cancers that is easier to prevent or deal with by catching risk factors early. Lifestyle is far from a minor effect too, as rates vary a lot from country to country, with higher rates present in developed, western countries.

  57. Re:What if you don't like beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFY:

    If it contains anything but water, malted barley, hops and yeast it is a cereal malt beverage, like Zima, American Budweiser, Japanese spiced beer, Belgian beer, traditional beers from any place that had trouble getting barely, traditional beers based on recipes from before hops being the dominant bittering agent, oatmeal stouts, any beer using a clarifying agent, wheat beers, German Gose beer, and many others.

  58. Re:What if you don't like beer? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Aren't we the stickler for government regulations! I don't really care if the alcohol exceeds some government mandate or if the "wrong" grain is used. It's all beer.

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  59. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I agree, which is why it sits in my fridge so long. It's still a perfectly sound ingredient for something like a stew or (I imagine) a steak marinade.

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  60. Eat the freaking bbq. by ralphaostrander · · Score: 1

    Drink the freaking beer, you are all good.

  61. And... by MrKaos · · Score: 1

    It tastes great!

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  62. Re:Fuck this by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Don't use the good beer. Use the Miller Light that's been sitting in your fridge since someone brought it over months ago.

    I banish thee to the firey pits of culinary hell.

    If it's not good enough to drink, it's not good enough to cook with.

    Save that crap beer for the people you don't like your brother in law or that annoying friend who never brings his own beer.

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  63. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Perhaps I used the wrong word. It's not "bad" beer, it's just not overly flavorful. I will drink it, and even enjoy it, if given no other options. I might even select it preferentially to some of the overly hoppy stuff that is popular these days.

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  64. Re:What if you don't like beer? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Well, there's no winning that. If the boss doesn't like beer marinade, it's a non-starter :)

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  65. Oven? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought that was under the salamander? You know the dish warmer, and then they go very heavy on the salt. But cave men didn't like the flavor the flame imparted, then there would not have been any flavor but the coppery blood.

    1. Re:Oven? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      Yeah, many steakhouses use a very hot broiler (salamander), which effectively provides massive radiant heat while also acting like an oven. (Butter, more than salt, is often the "secret" ingredient, though a decent amount of salt too.) Those places are most interested in cooking as fast as possible, but IMO don't produce the best steaks, particularly if they are thick-cut. (I've had really expensive thick steaks that were positively ruined in restaurants that way... terribly burnt on the outside, raw in the middle.) There are various other options, but a short hot grilling period combined with slower cooking before or after (whether in an oven, sous vide, or some other low heat place) will often make the best steak.

  66. Re:Fuck this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm afraid that I'm not enough of a stoner to know whether you are being sarcastic or not. But Miller Light is not "bad" as in low-quality, it just doesn't have a whole lot of flavor and so goes unused. SAB knows how to brew and their products are very high-quality and consistent.

    I don't know what kind of beer you drink, but for me this is the definition of bad.

  67. Re:Fuck this by Sepodati · · Score: 1

    This. Cook with what's good to drink. Same goes for wine, I hear, but I don't really drink it that much.

    I use Westvleteren when cooking, which should annoy any beer snobs out there. :)

  68. Re:Bunk! by 3.5+stripes · · Score: 1

    If his was the only evidence, certainly, charcoal grilled meats have been linked with digestive system cancers for a while now (Japan and hibachi grilled fish.. stomach cancer, grilled steaks intestinal and bowel cancer).

    You whining about it is like someone whining about a person who smoked all their lives and all the other possible causes for lung cancer..

    Nice causative link though, you being a clueless asshole makes people dislike you, and mod you troll.

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  69. Re:Bunk! by matria · · Score: 1

    My father-in-law in Lubbock, Texas ate back-yard barbeque almost every day, and despised what he called "rabbit food" - that is, anything green. Grilled meat, mashed potatoes, and bread-and-butter and beer pretty much made up his diet. He died of stomach cancer before his 55th birthday. Anecdotal, yes, but the agony of the last few months of his life was educational, and the rest of the family has taken care to eat a better diet since then.

  70. Re:What if you don't like beer? by matria · · Score: 1

    Use it as a hair rinse or setting gel. Works great, and believe it or not it doesn't leave an odor.

  71. Re:Bunk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And I never said *I* was a Texan, thanks for asking. Proud native Floridian. Some might suggest that's not any better, but hey... :)

    Well, in terms of your diet, and its impact on your health, I'd say it's way better. More veggies and fruit, and more seafood...

  72. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I generally like to try stuff from local breweries. I'm like a kid in a candy store in those beer distributors. I've had "bad" beer, where I've actually had to refuse it - mostly from dirty taps. But I've also had some homemade beer that I think would fit the universal definition of "bad". The big brewers simply don't make mistakes that lead to "bad" beer, but they definitely make beer that I subjectively don't really like. Miller Light is one of those, but so are the vast majority of these double and triple hopped things that burn a hole in my stomach.

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  73. Where are the facts? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    This thing is full of ifs and maybes. This is neither news nor science. It is speculation.

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  74. Timing of said beer by xednieht · · Score: 1

    Would it not be just as effective to pair a meal with a few good beers? Does the beer have to be added when cooking or can said beer be added while eating?

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  75. Re:What if you don't like beer? by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    I think you mean to say "welcome death gratefully."

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  76. Re:Fuck this by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    Don't use the good beer. Use the Miller Light that's been sitting in your fridge since someone brought it over months ago.

    Next question: Does Coors count as beer for these purposes? We know it doesn't count count as beer for personal consumption, but I'm wondering if the same principle holds for cooking meat with it. Clearly further study is called for.

  77. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Presuming you are talking about Coors Light... I've never tried it for cooking, but it might be so far in the "water" side of the spectrum that it no longer imparts any flavor at all. :)

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  78. Re:What if you don't like beer? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Exactly. All not beer.

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  79. Re:What if you don't like beer? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    I'm going to drink a nice red grape beer with my steak dinner. Maybe put some Irish distilled beer into coffee.

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  80. Takeaway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing I got from this is: boy, some grilled steak sounds good, I'm going to fire up the grill tonight.

  81. Re:What if you don't like beer? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    Most people would consider fermented fruit some kind of wine. I've had something described as barley wine before, but it was just very strong beer.

    Whiskey and beer wort is very similar, so you might be on to something with the "distilled beer" comment. Never heard it described like that but it gets the point across. If you go on a whiskey tour, they introduce you to the mash, wort, and brewing process before getting into distillation. I think most people would insist on having their beer fermented, though :)

    Even the Germans gave up pretending beer was only made from barley. The wheat prohibition ("purity law") was political anyway.

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  82. Re:What if you don't like beer? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Germans never had a law outlawing wheat beer. They were just not allowed to call it beer. Which is fair, wheat 'beer' tastes so bad it is actually improved by adding fruit and/or leaving the yeast in it.

    Claims that the purity law was passed to prevent the use of all the wheat, making beer, is just neo-prohibitionist nonsense.

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  83. Re:What if you don't like beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are basing this on the Reinheitsgebot, then there were quite a few of those beers that predate it (even in the original form from centuries ago), and were still called beer. The Reinheitsgebot had exceptions for some regional varieties, still allowing them to be called beer, while other varieties that had existed for centuries were banned. Regardless of what you prefer to drink and what some governments try to impose, that doesn't redefine what is called beer in general (e.g. some governments impose ~2% alcohol limit, that doesn't stop others from being beer). And yet there is no confusion with wine and distilled products from people not trying to play dumb about it.

  84. Re:What if you don't like beer? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I like wheat beer. I don't like fruit in beer in general, and in fact despise the trend of sticking a wedge of citrus on the glass.

    Either you or Wikipedia is wrong. If it is Wikipedia, please get in there and fix it rather than wasting your time correcting just me :)

    The Reinheitsgebot was introduced in part to prevent price competition with bakers for wheat and rye. The restriction of grains to barley was meant to ensure the availability of affordable bread, as the more valuable wheat and rye were reserved for use by bakers.

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  85. Re:What if you don't like beer? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Didn't ban anything. Just couldn't call it beer.

    I'm not trying to get Coors banned. Just accurately labeled (fucking close to water).

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  86. Re:What if you don't like beer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The using a different name was a loophole only used after German reunification for a couple years before the law changed in 1993. When the Reinheitsgebot was applied to all of Germany after the original German unification, it was a ban, not on name, but on actual brewing. Look at the original text, as it says nothing about what it is called but forbids brewing. Many beers associated with northern Germany disappeared after unification. Bavaria was scared unification would bring easier access to a wider variety of beers, and made it a central issue to their joining of Germany. It wasn't until 1988 that you could import other beers.

  87. Re:Fuck this by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

    In my experience, it essentially tastes like the container it is served in (typically aluminum).

  88. Re:Fuck this by MightyYar · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure I've ever had it in a can. I must have, I just don't remember. The only time I have it is when a bar my dad likes has "wing nights" with cheap pitchers of Coors Light. Between the burning tongue and my penchant for "anything on draft", it's not the end of the world.

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