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Bill Gates & Twitter Founders Put "Meatless" Meat To the Test

assertation (1255714) writes "Bill Gates and the founders of Twitter are betting millions that meat lovers will embrace a new plant-based product that mimics the taste of chicken and beef. Meat substitutes have had a hard time making it to the dinner tables of Americans over the years, but the tech giants believe these newest products will pass the "tastes like chicken" test. Gates has met several times with Ethan Brown, whose product, Beyond Meat, is a mash-up of proteins from peas and plants."

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  1. Watch Out for PETA by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    Prepare to be targeted by an angry mob from PETA...

    The other PETA, that is... People Eating Tasty Animals.

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    1. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      SOYLENT GMO. EAT IT from Mr. MONOCULTURE!

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    2. Re:Watch Out for PETA by The123king · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know... If everyone in the world switched from eating meat to eating vegan substitutes (which is more environmentally friendly), you're going to end up with a massive animal welfare crisis on your hands. All those cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc are no longer going to be wanted by mankind. What this means is many thousands of years worth of natural and artificial selection will be wasted, most animals domesticated for meat will die out, and us as humans will lose a large chunk of what makes us "human".

      TL;DR good for environment, not so good for the billions of animals domesticated for meat.

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    3. Re:Watch Out for PETA by erikkemperman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If everyone in the world switched from eating meat to eating vegan substitutes (which is more environmentally friendly), you're going to end up with a massive animal welfare crisis on your hands. All those cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc are no longer going to be wanted by mankind.

      I think I see what you mean. But the words "animal welfare crisis" seem pretty adequate to describe the way our meat ends up on our plates right now.

      Personally I am a meat lover of the hypocrite kind: if I had to slaughter my own, I'd be a vegetarian tomorrow. So I have this sort if compromise where I only eat meat maybe two or three days a week, and then I choose the more expensive kind which is supposed to be from animals which could be argued to have had a half decent life.

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    4. Re:Watch Out for PETA by mspohr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do realize that farm animals are bred and raised on... duh, farms and that this is done in response to a "market" where people demand food from these animals. Basic "market" principles apply here. If there is less demand then the farmers won't breed and raise more animals.
      So... if the market goes away there won't be a lot of homeless animals.
      Also, all of the breeding and natural and artificial selection of animals has only served to produce odd monocultures of animals and nothing would be lost. I'm sure that some people will keep some demand for these animals.
      It would be good for the environment (and the animals) for people to switch to eating fewer of them.

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    5. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Badger+Nadgers · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All those cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc are no longer going to be wanted by mankind.

      But if we get rid of them, where are we going to get all the sh*t for the organic veg?

    6. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's better that they die naturally than continually be raised only to be killed. Cows and chickens would still be around, but for other reasons.

    7. Re:Watch Out for PETA by cheesybagel · · Score: 1
    8. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Immerman · · Score: 3, Informative

      The same place we do now - from the animals eating the vegetables (in this case people)

      We're already facing an impending fertilizer shortage, phosphorous in particular IIRC. Plants need it to grow, animals then eat the plants and incorporate it into their own flesh and waste, and humans eat the meat and do the same. Net result a continuous flow of valuable soil nutrients into sewage treatment facilities where it gets sequestered. Sooner or later we're going to have to go back to closing the loop.

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    9. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try with a gun at distance so the beast do not know that it is going to gets killed, it taste effin awsome

    10. Re:Watch Out for PETA by gutnor · · Score: 2

      Maybe we will go back to reasonable population of those animals, raised on regular farm and not in factories. "Vegan" meat will essentially replace cheap meat, there will still be a market for $60 per kilo sirloin.

    11. Re:Watch Out for PETA by blackpaw · · Score: 4, Interesting

      All those cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc are no longer going to be wanted by mankind. What this means is many thousands of years worth of natural and artificial selection will be wasted, most animals domesticated for meat will die out

      I suspect there will always be a market for real meat, in the situation you describe I image real meat will move to being a delicacy and a luxury, hopefully supplied by animals farmed in a more "humane" manner.

    12. Re:Watch Out for PETA by aliquis · · Score: 1

      You're so stupid but at least you're not alone or the first one to have thought the same.

      Everyone won't become vegan tomorrow. Kinda all cows, pigs, sheeps and chickens will be eaten.

      The interest in bringing up billions of them if no-one want to eat them will become smaller though.

      We don't have to kill off everything in nature we can't benefit from.

      Even if that's how some idiots view the world.

      What's not good for the animals is to live shitty lives and end up being murdered.

    13. Re:Watch Out for PETA by bug1 · · Score: 2

      I recently switch to buying RSPCA endorsed chicken fillets, and i have to say, they are much TASTIER.

      It seems to me that if the animal is looked after better, its much taster to eat when you eat it. It creates a bit of a catch22 for animal welfare groups, the more succesful they are the less vegetarians there will be.

    14. Re:Watch Out for PETA by The123king · · Score: 2

      This. Wild venison only has upsides. The wild deer population has to be controlled by man, otherwise the population will skyrocket, and every truck driver will have a deer crash once a week. Of course, shooting these wild animals means disposing of their bodies. what better way than disposing of a dead corpse than it ending up on my dinner plate! This comes from someone who has eaten venison donated from a "pest control"* friend

      *Pest control, as in farmyard pests, such as deer, foxes and rabbits (rabbit stew is AWESOME)

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    15. Re:Watch Out for PETA by The123king · · Score: 0

      Farmyard animals only exist because of the farms. Take away the farms, and you take away the farmyard animals. There's plenty of dying breeds of cattle, sheep, pigs and chickens as it is, these "meat substitutes" only worsen the situation.

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    16. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally I am a meat lover of the hypocrite kind: if I had to slaughter my own, I'd be a vegetarian tomorrow.

      I have no such problem. I would gladly sell you part of my kills because I can't eat a whole cow.

    17. Re:Watch Out for PETA by KiloByte · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd expect the most populist countries to start banning real meat no later than 10-20 years after fake meat is introduced.

      So eat your meat while you still can.

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    18. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It might be more environmentally friendly, which it isn't, but there's also the issue of a lot of the substitutes being unhealthy. Soy products have a hormore related to estrogen, but harmful to both men and women. Many of the grains contain things meant to prevent predations that hurt people as well.

      I personally can't eat a lot of the meat substitutes except in small portions and not as a part of my regular diet or I start to get sick.

      Then there's certain vitamins that are really hard to find, if they exist at all in plants.

    19. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Adopt a cow now! Idiots. Stopping consuming meat mean we stop being human. Go eat soylan green on mars colonies if you want. I'll stay on earth and do what my ancestor have done for thousands of years. The future can be saved by tradition, not unsustainable 'vegan' fad.

    20. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The worms will eat you in the end, what is the problem about eating other animals? That is how life work. If you don't like it opt out; it's easy.

    21. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      The wild deer population has to be controlled by man, otherwise the population will skyrocket

      It doesn't have to be man doing the controlling. We could reintroduce wolves, cougars, saber tooth tigers, and velociraptors.

    22. Re:Watch Out for PETA by x0ra · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If I cannot buy meat, I'll hunt it, or raise it (and kill it) myself. Try to stop me, and you'll get a civil war between rural & urban people.

    23. Re:Watch Out for PETA by theIsovist · · Score: 2

      Seattle's already doing this. The water treatment plants compost solid waste and turn it back into, well, usable compost. http://www.loopforyoursoil.com... I've heard this is becoming common elsewhere as well. The big issue, now, is to reduce agricultural run off which represents a huge break in the nutrient loop.

    24. Re: Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then we're right back where we started.

    25. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we all stop eating meat (eggs, dairy) tomorrow, then yes.

      But in the more plausible scenario where there's a gradual change, taking perhaps several decades for "real meat" to become a rarity, not so much.

    26. Re:Watch Out for PETA by jxander · · Score: 2

      Yes, but imagine the outrage the first time a Velicoraptor eats a small child.

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    27. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if there were a rare genetic trait that we used, hypothetically, to identify people who would be slaves, maybe one that gives them blue skin, or whatever... - would we be improving the blue people's welfare by finding them, breeding them to select for that gene and making a population of millions of them to work as slaves?

      In my analogy, we're not even slaughtering them for food...

    28. Re:Watch Out for PETA by PPH · · Score: 1

      would we be improving the blue people's welfare by finding them, breeding them to select for that gene and making a population of millions of them to work as slaves?

      Why slaves?

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    29. Re:Watch Out for PETA by bingoUV · · Score: 2

      Could it be placebo? Your conclusion coincides with naive expectations.

      In absence of double blind studies - do you know incidences of people who didn't know the animal was looked after better, before eating the animal, and remarked that this meat was tastier than average?

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    30. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never knew that a slow, horrible death from Chronic Wasting Disease was an upside to anything.

    31. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone always gets so excited about carbon, carbon this carbon based life form that.

      Without phosphor not a thing would be alive right now (except maybe something that uses arsenic instead)
      It's the backbone of our dna and the core of our metabolism.

      So yay for phosphor.

    32. Re:Watch Out for PETA by bug1 · · Score: 2

      I didnt have any consious expectations that it would taste better so it cant be a placebo.
      But of course that doesnt make my experience objective either, im not aware of any studies that concure (or disagree) with my experience.

    33. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't sound very "populist". I think you probably mean "populous".

    34. Re:Watch Out for PETA by fractoid · · Score: 1

      us as humans will lose a large chunk of what makes us "human".

      Say what now? Our humanity is defined largely by having domesticated food animals?

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    35. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Seattle's already doing this. The water treatment plants compost solid waste and turn it back into, well, usable compost.

      Are the human medicines removed from the compost?

      Also, how about the persistant herbicides.? This isn't granola-speak, if your composting facility is accepting grass clippings, you're almost certainly getting herbicides.

      http://www.ces.ncsu.edu/fletch...

      And our over-medicated society? Here's a post for King County

      http://www.lhwmp.org/home/hhw/...

      Even when we don't dump old medicine down the toilet, we whizz out a lot of it.

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    36. Re:Watch Out for PETA by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If you live somewhere towards the end of the Mississippi River (or other rivers, for that matter), this is already happening.

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    37. Re: Watch Out for PETA by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      The compost is treated to a specific level on site, then passed along to a third party company that handles viral and chemical issues. It's actually the reason the waste water treatment plant cannot directly offer you the compost. That said, there's a ton of research going into this and a working system in place that currently opposites commercially. Your concerns are valid, but they are also taken into account.

    38. Re: Watch Out for PETA by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      The compost is treated to a specific level on site, then passed along to a third party company that handles viral and chemical issues. It's actually the reason the waste water treatment plant cannot directly offer you the compost. That said, there's a ton of research going into this and a working system in place that currently opposites commercially. Your concerns are valid, but they are also taken into account.

      Do you have the cites for that? Many places have simply taken to not accepting any grass clippings. The persistent herbicide problem will show up very quickly, because thhat rich brown compust will kill your plants.

      People often use the citation please crutch - I just really want to know what process removes the medicines from the compost. Certainly the persistent herbicide issue is waiting 5 years - that one is easy if inconvenient. Medicine? a bit of a different problem.

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    39. Re: Watch Out for PETA by theIsovist · · Score: 1

      I'm speaking from memory of a tour of the facility that I took last year. I did a quick search for the biosolids portion of tour, and found this on their website: http://www.kingcounty.gov/envi... and http://www.kingcounty.gov/envi... If I recall correctly, the biosolids are treated for everything except viruses, and that's what the third party takes on. That said, I'm speaking from memory, which while good, is not something I'd hold up in court. I also work at the Bullitt Center (http://www.bullittcenter.org/), which has composting toilets that they are sending out to the same third party company when the on-site composting is complete. Both the water treatment plant and the BC have a wide array of treatment systems to filter out dangerous pathogens, chemicals, etc. Fun fact, the BC actually was required to become it's own water municipality to be off the grid.

      The grass clippings, I do not know. I'm speaking only on the wastewater treatment. However, I do know that the city collects yard waste for composting purposes. I'll leave the extra research up to you.

    40. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not going to be good for the environment if we plow up land more suited for raising livestock to grow crops for vegetarians.

    41. Re:Watch Out for PETA by mpe · · Score: 1

      If everyone in the world switched from eating meat to eating vegan substitutes (which is more environmentally friendly),

      Considering previous "own goals" it might be very premature to describe such fake meat as "better" for ether the environmenmt or human health.

    42. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing wrong with how animals are raised now. The animals' welfare is important for raising a quality product. All farmers and ranchers know this. The problem is that most urban dwellers have no idea how animals are raised or how they were raised in the past, which leads them to being duped by animal rights fanatics.

      It's funny to hear people who cram themselves into little boxes pilled high on top of one another (and claim that is how people should live) spew nonsense about 'factory farming'.

    43. Re:Watch Out for PETA by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't worry, not only will PETA come out in support of the velicoraptor , the public too would vote against taking it off the endangered species list. Like what happened w/ the Mountain Lion in CA.

    44. Re:Watch Out for PETA by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem is agriculture. It creates a lot of forest field boundaries which are where deer like to live, never mind the grass fields being replaced by so nutritious grains. So we've given them an ideal environment which has helped increase their population more than even accounting for less predators would cause. There would have to be way more predators around than when we first modified the environment, and since deer live close to where people live, we'd have many neighbourhoods with wolves and cougars too. Not ideal. And it isn't just road accidents that are a problem with too many deer, you get unhealthy populations.

      So by culling them, we keep the population healthier, need less predators where kids and families live, and help reduce car/deer accidents that often kill people. The one thing about hunting I totally disagree with, is taking the biggest healthiest specimens, usually so people can brag about the biggest rack. This causes the healthy deer you want to breed to be removed from the gene pool. Better to take average deer, and let the non-human predators that are around take the weak.

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    45. Re: Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are going back to eating seafood as our ancestors did!

    46. Re:Watch Out for PETA by necro81 · · Score: 1

      If everyone in the world switched from eating meat to eating vegan substitutes (which is more environmentally friendly), you're going to end up with a massive animal welfare crisis on your hands

      Correction: if everyone immediately switched to vegan substitutes. But in the real world that simply isn't going to happen. Instead you would see a gradual decrease in demand, with a commensurate decrease in production. Cattle, pigs, sheep, chickens - these are not capital investments that last for years and years. If there isn't enough demand for them, they aren't let loose - they just aren't replaced with new ones when the previous ones are slaughtered. Most of these animals have a (human-dictated) life span measured in months, which is short enough to keep pace (up and down) with consumer fashion.

      And even if meat consumption dropped by 90% - a rather unlikely proposition at the moment - that would still leave a very sizable population of domesticated animals (tens of millions of chickens, millions of cattle, pigs, and sheep, and hundreds of thousands of other species), and people who know how to raise and process them. I posit that the real losers would be the largest producers - the meat monoculture - and the small herds with greatest diversity would continue to exist. We won't have lost anything.

    47. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a dozen or more commercial produced ovo-lacto vegitarian meat-alternatives that come pre-made to look or function like meat products like burgers, chicken breasts, boneless nuggets, ect. Boca and Quorn have been on the market for almost 40 years.

      The trouble? They only a substitute for the lowest grades of real meat, and they're often considerably more expensive with an unsatisfying taste and texture. I can use them in something like chili or heavy sauces but naked on on bun? I do it, but it's not a replacement anymore than mustard and ketchup could replace each other.

    48. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Washington DC?

    49. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Yeah but imagine the outrage when they stop breeding velociraptors

    50. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      "This isn't granola speak"
      That statement legitimately made me take your post more seriously.

      All good points, and I would hope they have a method to get rid of herbicides, but medicines are incredibly varied. Sounds like a daunting task.

    51. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it laughable and hypocritical that vegans expect us to eat this crap, but they turn their noses up on GMO vegetables.

    52. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > You do realize that farm animals are bred and raised on... duh, farms and that this is done in response to a "market" where people demand food from these animals

      Lots of "farm" animals are raised in factories, not farms. And the market might be a lot different if more people know the truth of the situation.

    53. Re:Watch Out for PETA by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      1) What makes you think vegetarians expect you to eat this?

      2) What makes yo think this compares to GMO vegetables?

      3) Would you be surprised to learn that a lot of hard-core conservative meat eaters hate GMO way more than hippy vegetarians? Do some research on Monsanto.

    54. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Since what tastes good varies between people, I think the results of any such study would merely be able to conclude that they taste different, not that one tastes better than the other.

      I had a similar experience the first time I tried organic milk. I didn't know it wasn't the normal milk I usually drink, but I did notice that it tasted different. Not bad different, but not good different either, just.. different. It wasn't until several weeks later that I actually started to have a preference, but that preference is not static. Some days I prefer the organic stuff, some days the regular stuff.

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    55. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last time this fake meat thing came up, I saw a lot of comments on the web, by the same people that spout off about GMOs, that we "meat eaters" should eat it and stop killing the poor animals.

      BTW, I love it when random idiots on the web tell someone else to "do some research," like they are such super, intellectual brain-trusts, themselves.

    56. Re: Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'If everyone...' Can you point to ANY similar situation in history when 'everyone' has spontaneously done something?

    57. Re:Watch Out for PETA by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      You do realize that farm animals are bred and raised on... duh, farms and that this is done in response to a "market" where people demand food from these animals. Basic "market" principles apply here. If there is less demand then the farmers won't breed and raise more animals.
      So... if the market goes away there won't be a lot of homeless animals.
      Also, all of the breeding and natural and artificial selection of animals has only served to produce odd monocultures of animals and nothing would be lost. I'm sure that some people will keep some demand for these animals.
      It would be good for the environment (and the animals) for people to switch to eating fewer of them.

      Monsanto must be rubbing their hands with glee. Here come a bunch of products that we can pollute with our genes, and within two generations of production, become the world's biggest, if not only producer of licensed food.

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    58. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they MISHEARD, it was not food synthesis machines what was IMPLIED, but RE-TURN WINDOWS INTO A ___MARKET___. What about re-explaining NC_ drawing and the background? Or how to read files listings... for instance.

    59. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dinos ate my baby!

    60. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I kind of think everyone should kill, slaughter, and butcher their own meat one time in their life.

    61. Re:Watch Out for PETA by micahraleigh · · Score: 0

      You're not (necessarily) a hypocrite.

      If I had to solder my own electronics I would live like a Quaker*.

      (*setting aside that Quakers often have cell phones, access Facebook, etc)

    62. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't PETA have the same issue with "fake meat" that the anti-smoking folks have with candy cigarettes? It seems "fake meat" could encourage vegans into trying real meat.

    63. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      To control the velociraptor population we'll have to introduce asteroids. This concerns me slightly more.

    64. Re:Watch Out for PETA by nanoflower · · Score: 1

      That's what a freezer is for. I can remember growing up we had one of those that was always full of frozen meat and veggies. My dad would pick up a whole or half cow (pre-cut and packaged) from one of the local butchers. Much cheaper than buying it piece meal from the local grocery store.

    65. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Phoghat · · Score: 1

      you're going to end up with a massive animal welfare crisis on your hands. All those cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc are no longer going to be wanted by mankind. we've got Creationists, Bible thumpers, who will eat this if and when a gunn ( that they probably left unattended) is put to their heads

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    66. Re:Watch Out for PETA by The123king · · Score: 1

      And then those predators will start eating livestock, and the hunters are going to have to shoot them to stop the farmers losses...

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    67. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      In the case of velociraptors, the farmers will have to shoot them to prevent losses of farmers.

    68. Re: Watch Out for PETA by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      But you aren't going to be replacing grassy fields for grazing with fields. Phasing out meat production also means greatly reducing the amount of grains we need in the first place. I have read that the amount of grain that livestock eats in this country is enough to feed 800 million people.

      America going vegetarian would also mean we would either have an excess amount of grains, or we would have a bunch of unnecessary farmland. I think it's a sure bet that It won't be used to help feed the poor though...

    69. Re: Watch Out for PETA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegetarian isn't natural unless you don't believe in evolution.

    70. Re:Watch Out for PETA by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Quite so. Except that, FYI, "A phosphor, most generally, is a substance that exhibits the phenomenon of luminescence" and has nothing specifically to do with phosphorous, except that the property was named after the element, which naturally glows in the dark when in many common compounds (including the urine extract in which it was first discovered).

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    71. Re:Watch Out for PETA by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      I don't know... If everyone in the world switched from eating meat to eating vegan substitutes (which is more environmentally friendly),

      Veganism isn't about environmental friendlyness, and it's very much possible to be vegan and less environment-friendly.

      you're going to end up with a massive animal welfare crisis on your hands.

      Because billons of animals raised locked up, tortured and mutilated from birth is the opposite of that?

      All those cows, pigs, sheep, chickens etc are no longer going to be wanted by mankind. What this means is many thousands of years worth of natural and artificial selection will be wasted, most animals domesticated for meat will die out, and us as humans will lose a large chunk of what makes us "human".

      What will we loose exacty? "culture"? This soulds like the "curing dead people makes them loose their culture" articule.

      TL;DR good for environment, not so good for the billions of animals domesticated for meat.

      Yeah, it sure would be bad if we had to free them instead of maintaining an ongoing loop of torture and almost-slavery-conditions of generation after generation of animals.

  2. But the price? by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 2

    Stuff like this tends to be prohibitively expensive. That seems to be the greatest obstacle to acceptance.

    1. Re:But the price? by wiggles · · Score: 1

      It's available at Whole Foods today for a MSRP of $5.29 for a 12 oz package.

    2. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if even Bill is able to afford it, who won't?

    3. Re:But the price? by ganjadude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      a pound of ground beef (16 OZ 90%) is under 4.50 as I write this in my local store. Also chicken breasts are going for 2.99$ a pound. Im not going to spend more money for less of a product, that is not even real meat

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    4. Re:But the price? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Whole Foods is a rip-off store. Everything there is overpriced because it has a good "story" that appeals to clueless tree-huggers.

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    5. Re:But the price? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Recently I bought a 6 lb package of 88% ground beef at Costco for less than $18.

      $5.27 for 12 oz is double what I'm paying for beef.

      I'm all in favor of reducing meat consumption but not at the price of doubling my food budget.

    6. Re:But the price? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 2

      Within the last 6 weeks chicken has been for sale for 99 cents a pound twice. Breast meat filets have been on sale for $1 per pound once and for $1.99 several times.

      Beef seems to be holding around $4 bucks but oddly- steak dips lower (as low as $3) periodically.

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    7. Re:But the price? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      How much of that pound of chicken was actual chicken and how much was injected water? Just curious.

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    8. Re:But the price? by RicktheBrick · · Score: 1

      To be fair one should compare the price of cooked chicken since they are precooked. Are the chicken breast both skinless and boneless? If not than one has to subtract the weigh to both of these to figure the true cost of the meat. I am sure that their product is much easier to prepare and serve. If one values their time than one would consider that too. I would think that one could microwave them and put them out with some sauce in no time at all. I would assume that they do not need to be refrigerated too so they would be much easier to store at home too.

    9. Re:But the price? by ganjadude · · Score: 2

      all good points. In my case they were boneless skinless chicken breasts. and When I buy them its to prepare a meal, If I wanted easy id go to the frozen food dept and buy some chicken nuggets and throw them in the nuker. There is something satisfying though about spending an hour crafting a great dish and finishing it off with a good quality beer

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    10. Re:But the price? by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Unless it's 80% injected water it doesn't actually change anything.

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    11. Re:But the price? by retchdog · · Score: 2

      that's not actually true. the commodities/basic ingredients (apart from meat) are very competitively priced. i bought some excellent coffee there for $5.70/# which could easily have sold for $12/#.

      canned beans, salsa, bread, etc., are very well-priced for the level of quality you get. even the cheese department usually has a few very good things on sale.

      it's the meat, organic bullshit, and pre-packaged convenience items that get ridiculous fast.

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    12. Re:But the price? by houghi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why is meat so cheap compared to vegetables when you need several times as much vegetables to feed the animals for the same abount of nutricion.
      Logic would say that vegeatians would be a financial choice. It is the same in Europe.

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    13. Re:But the price? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      Wild guess: they don't feed cattle on asparagus and mangetout.

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    14. Re:But the price? by tmosley · · Score: 1

      That is probably due to Costco locking in their prices in advance. They will be higher next year.

    15. Re:But the price? by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      It's usually injected salt water: http://nutritionfacts.org/vide...

    16. Re:But the price? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Stuff like this tends to be prohibitively expensive. That seems to be the greatest obstacle to acceptance.

      It is not inherently expensive. Tofu, meat flavored or plain, is far cheaper in China, where it is a staple. It is much cheaper than meat there. It is only expensive in America because it is a niche product with a limited market. But even in America, you can get it much cheaper if you go to an Asian supermarket. As it becomes more mainstream, the price will fall.

    17. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Why is meat so cheap compared to vegetables when you need several times as much vegetables to feed the animals for the same abount of nutricion. Logic would say that vegeatians would be a financial choice. It is the same in Europe.

      It's a lie. We feed cattle the left over of human agriculture. Without meat production, vegetable and grains would cost even more. Also we would not have the manure needed to cultivate these delicate fruit bearing plants.

      The truth is that we need to eat both animals and plants. We also need both to support each other. The vegan peoples are retarded that see everything in black or white. Fuck 'em.

    18. Re:But the price? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > 1) Improved health
      > 2) More energy
      > 3) More focus

      A pathetic attempt at fake meat or vegetarianism will not achieve any of those. Your attempt to propagate bogus propaganda is weak.

      Once you've gotten to the point of trying to recreate meat then you've basically admitted your choices are all wrong.

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    19. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess - that's not beef. At least, that's not particularly lean beef. Once it's described as "ground beef" it will contain a high concentration of fat and other crap. You're not buying a ground steak (you CAN do that, and guess what - it's more expensive). If this synthetic beef is lean and healthy, then we need to compare the cost (over time) against an equivalent cut of meat.

      What I'm saying is, if they cut their relatively clean protein with an equivalent amount of crap, maybe it would be about the same price. If that's what you want to eat, then great.

      It's just protein. If this synthetic vegetable protein is just as tasty and relatively priced to that of a dead young animal (and I do believe they have independent thoughts and feelings etc, so that comes into it for me), then I'm all for it. I think I prefer this approach to the grown-in-a-petri-dish meat protien thing reported about last year ...

      FWIW, I'm not a vegetarian.

    20. Re:But the price? by jedidiah · · Score: 2

      It doesn't matter if it's cabbage.

      The animals we eat are simply much better at deriving nutrition from plant matter. Much of what they eat isn't just inefficient for humans to try an eat, it's entirely undigestible.

      The idea of feeding corn to a cow is a pretty new one borne out of the rise of industrial farming.

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    21. Re:But the price? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      That's a fair assessment and one of the reasons (besides taste and texture) which meat substitutes haven't caught on. What if they could sell it for 30% less than the average cost of chicken? Would you consider it then? Since it's never going to have exactly the same texture and flavor as a real chicken, a reasonable question to ask is: At what price point is a meat substitute acceptable?

    22. Re:But the price? by x0ra · · Score: 1

      I've not been that healthy since I started to actually put meat in my diet. Generally, either pork / beef / chicken and tuna everyday.

    23. Re:But the price? by Khashishi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. Transportation, packaging, and stocking costs are large for vegetables in cities. Usually, frozen, canned, or otherwise processed vegetables are cheaper than fresh vegetables in the supermarket because you have to take into account transportation and waste.
      2. Subsidies for farm animals, corn, and soy.
      3. Some of what is fed to farm animals is not considered fit for human consumption.
      4. High concentration animal agriculture is quite an efficient machine.
      5. People are picky with produce. You see a shelf of vegetables and you pick through it for the best piece, because it all costs the same anyways. With meat, it's a hunk of unidentifiable flesh in a package--it's all the same since you can't easily tell the difference.

    24. Re:But the price? by crioca · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why is meat so cheap compared to vegetables

      Tens of billions of dollars in farming subsidies every year and the animal feed subsidy is almost as large as all the others combined.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agricultural_subsidy#United_States

      It's not that meat is so cheap compared to vegetables, it's that you pay the difference in other ways.

    25. Re:But the price? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's the fat that tastes good, not the meat. Go make a burger from fatless steak tartar and prepare to gag. No cheating with mayo or cheese.

      Why do you think a filet mignon has bacon around it, or bleu cheese or a cream sauce on it? Bogue without...even flawlessly medium rare.

      A veggie patty with some good animal fat substitute is the way to go.

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    26. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is also the issue that long term vegetable farms are producing vegetables with less nutrients than they were just 20 years ago and appear to be unsustainable. There cattle farms in the US that have been producing beef with nearly no external inputs for more than 350 years with no decline in the quality of beef. There are example of vineyards and orchards that are still producing after that same about of time, but general vegetable farms don't seem to last anywhere near that long.

    27. Re:But the price? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      > A pathetic attempt at fake meat or vegetarianism will not achieve any of those. Your attempt to propagate bogus propaganda is weak.

      How do you know this? Are you are physician, or scientist? Have you done any serious research?

      Have you even watched a few documentaries?

      Food Inc. (2008)
      Vegucated (2010)
      Speciesism: The Movie (2013)
      Got the Facts on Milk? (2008)
      Fresh (2009)

    28. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a pound of ground beef (16 OZ 90%) is under 4.50 as I write this in my local store. Also chicken breasts are going for 2.99$ a pound. Im not going to spend more money for less of a product, that is not even real meat

      I don't eat food made in factories and I don't feel like giving up some of the independence from the state and corporation, that raising my own food allows me. This factory meatless meat is just a way for you to lose more control over your life. Not interested.

    29. Re:But the price? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I think he meant that if you "recreate meat", you are likely to recreate most of its health problems as well.

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    30. Re:But the price? by sjames · · Score: 1

      points 3 and 5 are why the figures about waste in production of meat are misleading. The cattle eat things we can't or won't.

    31. Re:But the price? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Tofu is not a meat substitute. It tastes nothing like meat, and does not have a texture anything like meat. Calling tofu a meat substitue is like calling pinto beans a meat substitue.

    32. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Establishing price floors for grain and other crops isn't going to help livestock producers that much. In fact, driving up the prices via ethanol subsidies actually hurts them. But since they are raising a commodity product on a relatively open market, they can't pass their extra costs onto the consumers like other people in the food chain can.

      The subsidies are less expensive than an unstable food supply.

    33. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      competitively priced compared to what other stores? It's not nicknamed Whole Paycheck Foods for nothing.

    34. Re:But the price? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      i don't really want to waste my time talking to irrational niggards like you about home economics. do your own fucking research and cost-benefit analysis.

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    35. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your compassion is overwhelming.

    36. Re:But the price? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      What if they could sell it for 30% less than the average cost of chicken? Would you consider it then? Since it's never going to have exactly the same texture and flavor as a real chicken, a reasonable question to ask is: At what price point is a meat substitute acceptable?

      A meat substitute won't be acceptable, no matter the price, till the price of meat has increased significantly.

      Thinking about it carefully, meat (interruption - a squirrel has leaped from the roof of my house to the top of my bird feeder - idiot-boy does this several times a day, perhaps to give me exercise chasing him off the feeder) makes up a relatively small part of my diet (mostly chicken, some beef, ham rarely).

      I *might* consider replacing that with veggie-substitutes if the price of meat were to double or triple. The price of the veggie-meat (vegemite?) would have little influence on the question, so long as it wasn't appreciably higher than current meat prices.

      In other words, I don't spend so much on meat now that the savings from cheaper veggie-meats would be worth the trouble. It would take a significant increase in meat prices to have any effect.

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    37. Re:But the price? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      $7.00 per pound? It would have to taste positively heavenly to be worth spending that much on the stuff....

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    38. Re:But the price? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Clearly you didnt read the recent study that said being a vegetarian is not more healthy than having a fully balanced diet. We dont have canines for looks

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    39. Re:But the price? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      propaganda films no better than those put out by micheal moore. And yes Ive seen a few of those

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    40. Re:But the price? by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      Why do you think a filet mignon has bacon around it

      They dont always, its just a bonus. A good prepared cut of steak needs no extra flavorings maybe a little salt and pepper thats it. sometimes a slight butter glaze. at least when I cook a good steak thats all i need

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    41. Re:But the price? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Ask Cliven Bundy.....

    42. Re:But the price? by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      Eliminating subsidies for agricorps would help restore some balance on that. There's no good reason to continue meat and dairy subsidies.

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    43. Re:But the price? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      That and having to wait 10 seconds before posting a reply when i type in the 150wpm range is infuriating.

      I bet that got modded to flamebait by site admins. Fuck you dice.

    44. Re:But the price? by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      I agree with everything but the last part. With beef and to an extent pork you can tell a lot about the meat while packaged.

    45. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or from bison with no fat added... dry and tasteless...

      veggy patties, e.g. falfel caneither (a) be VERY good or (b) REALLY HORRIBLY AWFUL(the vast majority)

      anyways they'll never get the texture right, and they're doing absolutely nothing to address doneness of cooked meats, e.g. I prefer mine rare-med rare...

      tofu, mushrooms, falafel, and maybe even this mixed up crap might be ok once a VERY GREAT while, but I still like my meat, hell even my favorite tofu dish, mapo tofu has minced pork and just wouldn't be the same without it(I know I've tried a meatless version before, it wasn't as good as the mapo tofu(different name when they don't use pork, plus they add a few other vegetables...))

      (It's primary tofu(diced), pork(minced), onions, and green onions. Some recipes might add some other vegetables, but thats basically it in a red sauce.)

    46. Re:But the price? by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      $5.27 for 12 oz is double what I'm paying for beef.

      I'm all in favor of reducing meat consumption but not at the price of doubling my food budget.

      It probably isn't healthy to have a diet that consists exclusively of meat.

      Just saying...

    47. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wild guess: they don't feed cattle on asparagus and mangetout.

      I love this

    48. Re:But the price? by afidel · · Score: 1

      Why do you think a filet mignon has bacon around it,

      Mine don't, the only thing I add is sometimes a bit of cracked black pepper. If you can't enjoy a rare to medium rare filet without adornment then you don't really like the taste of beef (and then a substitute like TFA is probably fine for you).

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    49. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps not to you, but since this discussion seems to be about the ratio of the price difference and not the binary position of "which costs more", I'd say even at 10% injected water it could impact things.

      For example, a $1.99/lbs steak vs a chunk of this faux-meat at $8.00/lbs. That's 1/4 the price, so probably a lot of people will pick the steak. But if the amount of injected water essentially raises that to $3.99/lbs, now it's only 1/2 the cost. Some of those people may try the faux-meat at that price difference.

      See, this isn't a simple "is X less than Y" comparison for everyone. As the price difference shrinks, more people will likely try the faux-meat, even if you personally hold out all the way up to $7.99/lbs steak vs $8.00/lbs faux-meat and immediately switch as soon as it crosses that barrier. Which then we have the reverse issue, of some people sticking to the steak because, even though it costs more, it is still worth it to them vs the faux-meat.

    50. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, thanks to progressive taxation it is mostly the rich that pay the difference "in other ways". Those subsidies help the poor and lower middle class acquire food.

    51. Re:But the price? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's the fat that tastes good, not the meat.

      The determinants of human taste preferences are quite complex, and involve many different variables (and the science is still evolving). The role of fat in foods is just one of those variables. This is one of the reasons why professional cooks have to spend years learning their craft.

      If you make dumb assumptions, you can expect to come to dumb conclusions.

      Why do you think a filet mignon has bacon around it, or bleu cheese or a cream sauce on it?

      There are many different ways of preparing filet minon that do not involve bacon or these other ingredients. Learn to observe the world as it is, instead of just making self-serving assumptions about how you would like it to be.

      Were you actually trying to reason coherently here, or just sharing a little pro-vegetarian propaganda with us?

      Perhaps taking a class in logic would be an appropriate use of your time.

    52. Re:But the price? by K10W · · Score: 1

      Why is meat so cheap compared to vegetables when you need several times as much vegetables to feed the animals for the same abount of nutricion. Logic would say that vegeatians would be a financial choice. It is the same in Europe.

      economies of scale also come into it, some veg are cheaper than meat but most veg products marketed as meat substitutes are small market. Some are bigger than expected with portion of health market and kosher markets but they are still niche.

    53. Re:But the price? by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      My guess is that goverment regulation for cultivating veggies for-humans make it more expensive than cultivating veggies-for-other-animals in the US/Europe. Maybe the demand is also larger, so supply-chain costs can be kept lower.

      I stopped eating meat about a year ago in Argentina (know for it's good and cheap meat), and my food expenses dropped about 30%, even though I had to start eating more vegetables, cereals, etc.

  3. AND?? by Gavrielkay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Peas and plants. Because now peas aren't plants? Who wrote that?

    1. Re:AND?? by Ardyvee · · Score: 2

      Aren't peas the seed of a plant instead of the plant itself?

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    2. Re:AND?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peas are seeds, a vegetable that comes from a pea plant. TFA is technically correct.

    3. Re:AND?? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Peas and plants. Because now peas aren't plants? Who wrote that?

      Not all peas are plants, and I would imagine these already taste a lot like chicken.

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    4. Re:AND?? by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 1

      I guess somebody probably meant to write "peas and vegetables". At least that would make sense as peas are legumes and not vegetables...

    5. Re:AND?? by Smurf · · Score: 2

      Peas are seeds, a vegetable that comes from a pea plant. TFA is technically correct.

      But following that logic ("a pea is not a plant because it is just part of a plant") the statement is still incorrect because I bet you could use the same argument to disqualify all the other ingredients as being plants.

    6. Re:AND?? by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Aye, or it would have been better said 'peas and other plants'.

    7. Re:AND?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Peas and plants. Because now peas aren't plants? Who wrote that?

      Sorry that was a spelling mistake. It was suppose to say, "Pee and Plants".

    8. Re:AND?? by houghi · · Score: 1

      At least they have the color right. Now just market it under a name that refers to the soil it grows in.

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    9. Re:AND?? by NonUniqueNickname · · Score: 1

      Peas and some plants you've never heard of because they aren't served next to a steak.

    10. Re:AND?? by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Nice, so I don't eat animals because I only cook up the bacon.

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    11. Re:AND?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be like that. Give peas a chance.

    12. Re:AND?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TFA is technically correct.

      And as everyone knows, that is the best kind of correct.

  4. The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The difficulty now comes in finding a way to convince carnivores to switch."

    If it tastes like meat, smells like meat, and looks like meat, then I won't refuse it on principle. How do you get me to switch? Make it cheaper than real meat.

    1. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't get the fixation people have with 'tastes like meat' (actually the texture is the tricky part, taste is rather easy). If you actually learn to cook reasonably well then meat dishes actually aren't the most fantastic things around. I find that not eating meat is pretty trivial and given the cost, health, sustainability, and ethical advantages of that choice why not do it? I have yet to meet a person who switched and didn't FEEL much better afterwards. Almost any garden variety restaurant in China can make you a dish that usually can't be distinguished from a meat dish, and if I wish I can make several of them myself. OTOH there are plenty of other ways to enjoy your vegetables more.

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    2. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't even have to taste or smell like meat.
      Pretty much all fast food meat products already fail that test so as long as it can be made cheaper the fast food industry is ready to make the switch. (If they haven't already.)

    3. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might switch away from real meat to not eating anything if they start selling this shit as meat.
      Why the hell do people need to switch? Is it some religious thing?
      Also, humans aren't carnivores. We're omnivores.
      Only Eskimos can say they are carnivores.

    4. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Nidi62 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't get the fixation people have with 'tastes like meat' (actually the texture is the tricky part, taste is rather easy). If you actually learn to cook reasonably well then meat dishes actually aren't the most fantastic things around....Almost any garden variety restaurant in China can make you a dish that usually can't be distinguished from a meat dish, and if I wish I can make several of them myself. OTOH there are plenty of other ways to enjoy your vegetables more.

      Show me a vegetable dish with the flavor and texture of a nice medium rare filet mignon, or a slab of prime rib medium with au jus, and I will switch. Until then, I am keeping my meat.

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    5. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Forget tastes like meat, smells like meat, and looks like meat. Will my body handle it like meat? Will it provide all of the same nutrients and effects (good and bad) as meat?

    6. Re: The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah the secret of the double meat palace!

    7. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Slugster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it tastes like meat, smells like meat, and looks like meat, then I won't refuse it on principle.

      I would. "Carbs that taste like meat" is still carbs.

      A few years back I tried eating low-carb out of curiosity (that is--high meat & fats). Best thing I ever did, and the regular medical checkups I get reflect that. It may not be what the AMA advises, but 5000 years of Eskimos trumps whatever the committee opinion is this year.

      Besides, they could make the carb-meat "cheaper" just by placing a ridiculous tax on the real stuff.

    8. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by canajin56 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, but it's vegetable protein, not vegetable carbohydrates. That doesn't as such mean they are good at getting all the pea starches out...but let's look at their packaging (assuming they're not committing fraud)

      For an 85g (3oz) serving of Beyond Meat "chicken" strips, the macros are: 3g fat, 20g protein, 6g carbs, 2g fiber.

      For 85g of cooked chicken breast (grilled) the macros are: 2-3g fat, 19-21g protein, 1-2g carbs, 0g fiber.

      So 4g net carbs vs 1g net carbs. Even on Keto I wouldn't worry too much about the difference. Overall the macro balance is quite close to chicken breast. They also appear to have more iron than real chicken by a lot (20% RDI vs 3-6%). More than steak, even (~15%).

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    9. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Immerman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because as a species we desperately need to reduce the rate at which we're drawing down the viability of the global ecosystem. We're currently consuming roughly 40% more natural resources than can be sustainably harvested, and the other 60% of the words population is undergoing rapid economic growth to the point that they can reasonably expected to be consuming at a comparable level to the west within the century - the idea of a "third world" will be an anachronism. Given that reality, and since raising their consumption to current western standards would result in global ecological collapse, we must instead figure out how to lower consumption rates in the West to the point that global equalization is sustainable.

      The problem is not as bad as it first appears though - roughly 3/4 of the food grown in the world today ends up discarded as trash due to spoilage and economic inefficiencies, so if we can eliminate the waste then we could feed 10 billion people a Western diet without increasing current food production at all. We still need to reduce our natural resource consumption by roughly 1/3 though, just to stop strip-mining the planet, even further if we want to give it a chance to recover and start becoming more productive again. Fishing should probably be (mostly) eliminated first - the oceans are our most important ecosystems for global health and have been utterly devastated by overfishing in the last century. The lumber industry is another major culprit - but the demand for wood products is falling in the face of more advanced metal, plastic, and concrete technologies, and tree farms are becoming more common.

      That leaves agriculture(plants and animals) as one of the major contributing factors. Plus there's the serious energy-intensiveness of the industry (20-3% of total current energy consumption I think) And the vast majority of plants are grown to feed animals, which yields a terrible return on investment. 10 pounds of animal feed nets you only about 1 pound of beef, 2 pounds of pork, or three pounds of chicken. The easiest way to reduce the ecological and energetic impact of farming is to give up the meat. Or to switch to more efficient meat, but that pretty much means eating insects and the Western world has some ridiculous hang-ups about that. Still, locusts will produce 9 pounds of low-fat high-quality protein from that same 10 pounds of feed, and they're perfectly happy eating the cellulose-rich leftovers from crops grown for human consumption. And I'd bet you that a McDonalds Locust-burger wouldn't taste appreciably worse than the present meat-product, while also being considerably more nutritious.

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    10. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Why would you want it to have the same bad effects? Meat is actually not particularly healthy to eat in quantity (as in more than maybe 1/2 - 1 pound/week), the only real nutritional benefit to someone not needing to supplement their caloric intake is in the protein, and a good mix of plants will provide you all the amino acids that your body can't produce on it's own (the three sisters: beans, corn, and rice combine to offer complete protein).

      Still, it's only Western squeamishness that creates a market for "fake meat" like this. Locusts will convert 10 pounds of agricultural waste (mostly cellulose) into 9 pounds of high quality low-fat meat without any laboratory processing required. You can then either eat your nice juicy sky-prawns as they are, or grind them up into juicy delicious McD Locust Burgers and other processed meat products.

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    11. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Texture is key. There's a group of people with a certain condition who can only eat certain foods, and apparently the food is so godawful that it is hard to get these people to eat at all above the bare minimum. There's a few companies experimenting with 3d printed versions of this food to improve the texture.

      It is not hard to go without meat, certainly don't need it every day, and there are plenty of tasty veg dishes, as long as they are real veg dishes, not with crappy tofu or whatever mixed in to "replace" meat. But I *like* steak, foie gras, prime rib, veal, a good hamburger, prosciutto, proper sausages. There's nothing as yet that replaces those pleasures in life. It would be great if more eco-friendly alternatives are invented, but until them I will continue to enjoy these treats.

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    12. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by afgam28 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A good steak really is an amazing thing, and no meat substitute is likely to replace it. A fake meat product that is made from "peas and plants" doesn't sound anywhere near as nice as a rare filet mignon, but it still sounds a lot better than mechanically separated pink slime and the mystery meats that fast food restaurants put in burgers, hot dogs, chicken nuggets, etc.

      It's still early days and I'm sure this Beyond Meat product will get cheaper, to the point where this could replace the low-grade meat that is so common in the food industry. This would be a massive win in terms of animal welfare, sustainability, nutrition and maybe even cost to consumers.

      I suspect that a lot of people would prefer vegetables that have most of the taste, texture and protein of meat, rather than food that is grown in horrific conditions but technically meets the definition of meat despite being quite different nutritionally.

    13. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. As a species we evolved eating a diet that was almost entirely meat. Over the last 10,000 years or so that agriculture has been around we've been getting sicker and sicker because of all these non-foods that people have been eating. Sure there's been fewer people dieing early, but that's mainly because there's been fewer accidents.

      What about the bad effects from plants we shouldn't be eating? The phytates, alkaloids, hormones and various other crap in plants that we shouldn't be consuming and have no particular defense against? I'm not saying that we should avoid all fruits and vegetables, but I am pointing out that despite all the demonization of meats, it's not the meat that's the problem, it's the excessive cereal grains and sugars that cause most of those problems.

    14. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pink slime? I hope you're not talking about the popular pink "chicken nugget" goop photo, which still gets circulated among idiots even today. Hint: that photo isn't what everyone loves to think it is.

      Also I wish people would stop freaking the hell out over "mechanically separated" meat just because it sounds so scary to them. Just because people want all the best cuts doesn't mean the rest of it is any different, nutritionally. Throwing away half the animal just because the idea of it sounds icky, would be a terrible thing to do. So we don't do it.

    15. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by lecoupdejarnac · · Score: 1

      Still, it's only Western squeamishness that creates a market for "fake meat" like this.

      I don't think squeamishness is the sole reason for having fake meat. I don't mind eating bugs (I've had fried grubs, cricket tacos, and other insects) but fake meat still has a role to play. I try to be vegetarian as much as possible, but because I used to eat a lot of meat, I end up missing meat dishes that I used to love.

      Fake meat allows those who give up meat (for any reason, but for me it is due to the negative ecological impacts of meat eating) to continue to enjoy certain foods that are similar to what we used to enjoy.

    16. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Immerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, cereal grains are likewise a problem. But so is the stuff we call meat today. We evolved to eat wild game. Fatty, un-exercised, hormone-saturated domesticated meat is a *completely* different thing. Go have a few deer steaks, maybe a nice wild turkey, and then tell me that we evolved to eat the stuff they sell at the supermarket.

      In that same vein, prior to agriculture we were nomadic hunter-*gatherers*, our diet was hardly mostly meat except when we colonized marginal grassland regions where the vegetation was mostly far less nutritious to us fruit, nut, and tuber-eaters, and we survived by preying on the more specialized plant-eaters. Probably the best sense of our "natural" diet is to look to our cousins among the apes - particularly our closest relatives the chimpanzees and bonobos, though they seem to have similar diets to most of the great apes. They certainly won't pass up a juicy animal that catches their eye, but plants don't run nearly as fast, and make up the majority of their diet.

      Also, if you want to talk health, look at China, India, South America, etc. where non-impoverished individuals in their 80s or 90s are routinely in excellent health, with mental and physical vigor to make an American in their 50s jealous. What are they eating? Mostly plants. Some insects. A little higher meat here and there.

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    17. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by afgam28 · · Score: 1

      This paper shows the difference between the content of mechanically-separated and hand-separated meats (see tables 2 and 3). There's less protein, and more ash and bone in the mechanically separated stuff, so it is different nutritionally.

      Also it's not "half the animal"; the amount of extra meat recovered from mechanical separation is probably only a few percent at most. And anyway, there are other ways to use the rest of the animal, such as making soup stock or bone meal. We wouldn't have to waste anything if we stopped making pink slime.

    18. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. If it helps get us off our meat addiction I'm hardly going to complain. I have my doubts as to it's multi-generational appeal though. Will someone not inculturated to eating chicken or beef see any particular appeal? If it's less fiscally and ecologically costly than feeding agricultural waste to locusts though then maybe it'll have long term staying power.

      And maybe it would still have appeal - we are hunter-gatherers by nature after all, and I'd hesitate to claim that meat doesn't sometimes have a certain primal allure. Not sure grilled chicken strips or hamburgers quite does it for me on that level, but if the culture were to shift such that real meat became a rare treat, or even barbaric... I suppose could see mock-meat having a thriving market, especially if it was as nutritious as real meat at a fraction of the cost. If we could even get back to the days when meat was just assumed to be free-range, rolling back the transition to factory farms, that would likely be enough. That would likely mean the price would go back to making real meat a Sunday Dinner kind of thing, but with mock-meat to take up the dietary slack... that could work. And if the inventors are clever enough they may even be able to mimic natural, healthy meat as well as they seem to be mimicking mass-market franken-meat. Hmm, I wonder if I could get them to try making venison strips...

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    19. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It could replace taco meat.

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    20. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      But why do we need some new "beyond meat" product? I like eating meat, but even I think current cheap supermarket veggie burgers taste better than the McDonald's sort of meat.

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    21. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      What they need as a base instead of peas and plants is insects. If someone makes a meat substitute that smells and tastes like meat,and comes with the protein factor then I'm there. 30000 years of Australian Aborigines trumps your Eskimos :)

    22. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by MightyYar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree that veggie dishes can be tasty. I even thing that, because of my wife's belief that all "real" meals must contain meat, I personally eat way too much of it. I've had some vegetarian Indian dishes that blew me away.

      But bacon is good. Steak is good. Burgers are good. No one needs these things, of course, but you can't deny that these things are delicious to a whole lot of people.

      If we expand to animal products, you would destroy some of my very favorite meals - my absolute favorite breakfast is two eggs, sunny side up, home fries, side of bacon and rye toast with a coffee and OJ. Bacon, butter, and eggs.

      Cost: Americans spend less on their food than just about any other country on the planet. Cost is not an issue.
      Health: Most of us would probably get more bang for our buck by exercising, cutting out processed foods, and putting down the booze.
      Sustainability: As an individual, any choice I make will affect everyone else - but not in the way you think. I cut out meat, it just gets slightly cheaper for those who do not. Perhaps if we had some kind of collective action it would be effective, but this individual stuff is just feel-good nonsense.
      Ethical: I hear you guys. The arguments are sound and rational, but ultimately appeal to emotions. They just do nothing for me. I'm just not very empathetic of livestock. To me, eating a cow is no different emotionally than killing a house mouse. Maybe better, since I'm actually using the cow.

      have yet to meet a person who switched and didn't FEEL much better afterwards.

      I find this to be true of any choice people make. Otherwise their choice would be a poor one and they would feel stupid. Basic human nature.

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    23. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by stoploss · · Score: 1

      I have yet to meet a person who switched and didn't FEEL much better afterwards.

      Hi there. I switched to ovo-lacto vegetarianism four years ago. I feel no better than I did while eating meat. Zero improvement.

      Perhaps you meant veganism, but I guarantee you that I wouldn't feel better as a vegan. I spent 90 days as a vegan some years ago, and I hated life thanks to it.

      So, anyway, now you have met someone who doesn't fit your rule.

    24. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Evtim · · Score: 1

      Show me the health and sustainability advantages.

      Health - people focus on the issue of over-eating fat; that does not mean do not eat meat. What health issues does a balance diet [with meat] have?

      Sustainability - I've said it 100's of times - there is no difference for the environment between 3 billion meat eaters, 7 billion vegetarians, 10 billion vegans or 15 billion insect and fungi eaters. No difference in terms of environmental impact of producing food that is. Huge difference on any other front as those 15 billion will still require water, air, housing, clothing, utilities and so on...there will be no sustainability ever without retrain on population expansion.

    25. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by tragedy · · Score: 1

      ...or a slab of prime rib medium with au jus...

      Arrgh. That one really bothers me. Say "with jus" or "with juice", or say "prime rib medium au jus". Please.

    26. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you actually learn to cook reasonably well then meat dishes actually aren't the most fantastic things around.

      You win the award for The Most Fucking Retarded Thing Written Today.

    27. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by mpe · · Score: 1

      This would be a massive win in terms of animal welfare, sustainability, nutrition and maybe even cost to consumers.

      Why do you assume that fake meat would be better nutritionally? Especially if intended to be as cheap as possible.
      Possible issues would be "incomplete" proteins, lack of B12, lack of fats, excess sugars.
      If the fake meat were HCLF it would be more of the same misguided "healthy eating" which has been pushed for the last 30 odd years with all the associated health problems.

      I suspect that a lot of people would prefer vegetables that have most of the taste, texture and protein of meat, rather than food that is grown in horrific conditions but technically meets the definition of meat despite being quite different nutritionally.

      Without GM you simply won't get plants producing animal proteins. They'll produce the plant proteins required for plant metabolism.
      There's also the issue of plant fats and steroids in the diet being incorporated into cells. Phospholipids containing highly unsaturated fatty acids don't tend to belong in mammalian cell membranes. You certainly don't want Î-sitosterol or campesterol there either. But both of these can potentially be subsituted for choleterol.
      Herbivores are most likely adapted to be able to handle "alien lipds" in the diet. This is far less likely to be the case with humans who are omnivores more towards the carnivore end of the spectrum.

    28. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Ha! "With au jus"? Really? Is saying that a common thing in the US?

    29. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Show me a vegetable dish with the flavor and texture of a nice medium rare filet mignon, or a slab of prime rib medium with au jus, and I will switch. Until then, I am keeping my meat.

      Not going to happen, but then you appear to be a connoisseur of sorts. In the meantime I'm surrounded by people who buy the cheap cuts, then cook them well done, and then proclaim that hmmm the fake stuff doesn't actually taste too bad, it's just like meat.

      Most of the world has had their sense of taste absolute destroyed to the point where they think a BigMac is a tasty burger, and that yellow puss that taco bell put on their pieces of cardboard that are shaped like tacos is real cheese.

      I think there's a big market for this. Definitely not for you or me though. By the way, filet mignon for dinner. :-)

    30. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do you spend seven days a week eating filet mignon? If so, you can be excused for objecting to any non-filet-mignon dish. If not, you can replace many meat dishes with properly cooked vegetable dishes.

    31. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1976? Excuse me if I don't take that paper entirely seriously in the Year of our Lord 2014. The differences mentioned there seem almost negligible in some cases, and that was four decades ago. Time moves on.

      And again, look up the "pink slime" picture. It's not what you love to believe it to be.

    32. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even know WHY you're eating meat. You do so because everybody else does. You are a blind sheep who would be eating living animals if 'everyone else was doing it'. Hence the world is full of unimaginable suffering.

    33. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't eat test tube meat for the same reason I don't eat 'real' meat, its not healthy. The best available scientific evidence (not opinions, evidence) indicates that health increases as meat intake declines all the way to 0 and most of the benefit happens right near zero.

      As for the wonders of this or that hunk of burnt flesh... try eating other things. My real point is that I don't get why people are fixed on trying to imitate food X with food Y when food Y has its own virtues if you just stop fixating on "I must eat something just like X". You really don't. There's a whole world of good food out there that your typical meat-obsessed American is ignorant of that they should be eating and can very much enjoy. There's no need to keep trying to make ersatz hot dogs and chickens out of it.

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    34. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure what you are comparing but Skinless chicken breast doesn't have any net carbs. 4x the amount of net carbs is a pretty big deal on a keto diet when a daily limit can be sub 25g.

    35. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many days a week do you eat filet mignon/prime rib?

      Those are extreme examples.

      How many days a week to you eat ground meat?

      That's where substitutes come into play...

    36. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      My real point is that if people are feeding you tofu and telling you "this is supposed to be like meat" then they're doing it wrong. It should be its own thing, and in its own right can provide just as much eating pleasure as all these meat products. What I have found is that I can always find some enthusiasm for eating those things, but that once I don't eat the meat products I actually find them unpalatable.

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    37. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      1-2 carbs per 3oz cooked chicken breast? That's insightful?

      A large grilled chicken breast clocks in at roughly zero carbs.

      A small dinner size portion of Beyond Meat "chicken" has 8 net carbs -- still well in the range of what an Atkins dieter (even during induction) can have for dinner.

    38. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      Well obviously you didn't do it right! Sheesh! ;) Really though, meat is just not a very useful part of the diet.

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    39. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      You can't compare 15 billion of one to 3 billion of the other. Its not at all clear that the Earth can sustain 3 billion or even 1 billion meat eaters. It is absolutely clear that a given number of people will have less impact if they don't eat meat. So I think your 'point' is not meaningful.

      The health advantages are entirely clear, there's just a huge business dedicated to meat eating that obscures the facts. Read the survey of health outcomes in China (the 'China Study' as it T Colin Powell calls it). The results are clear, the people NOT EATING MEAT had drastically reduced cardiac disease (about 1/7 as much) as the people who ate meat at all. Most of the benefit arises at basically zero animal protein.

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    40. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      You are egocentrical. Your basic assumption is that all people's taste buds are the same. Not true. Just like some people can see color, and others are colorblind (and a few rare people can see into the ultraviolet range), taste buds differ as well.

      Some people like foods I hate. Among other things there are a multitude of genetic differences among humans that affect what food tastes like to you.

      Prime example is the "Supertaster" gene (wikipedia it). 35% of women and 15% of men have it. If you have it you can detect the chemicals PROP and PTC. If you don't you can't. Those people that have the gene are much more sensitive to bitter tastes, most often found in toxic plant alkaloids. A multitude of plants, including coffee, tea, soy, olives all taste radically different to those people.

      In other words, just because you personally like a food does not mean other people do.

      Specifically all those people who don't switch to your silly diet? They are not being picky, instead you tried to feed them crap that tastes literally like shit to them, and they refused to eat it.

      Just because you personally were born with tastesbuds that are genetically insensitive and incapable of tasting the difference between meat and non-meat does not mean the rest of us can't.

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    41. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

      I don't know if it's safte to eat wild insects today. Too many pesticides.

    42. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      Oh don't be ridiculous. I never claimed that everyone has my tastes etc. that's just your unwarranted assumptions. There is a vast array of foods that fall into the category of vegetarian or vegan, surely everyone's tastes can be accommodated. All I'm really saying is that most people have rejected "pseudo meat", not properly prepared and unabashedly vegetarian food, which they have often never experienced. Imitation hot dogs made of tofu are not the sin-qua-non of vegetarian, they kinda suck if you ask me. OTOH there are very good dishes you can find, IF you know where to look. Sadly in the US all you get are the tofu hot dogs.

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    43. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because you're looking at it the wrong way around. Get into a different mindset. Realising that what you're doing with animal flesh is harmful, then try and build an argument around why you wouldn't use plant-based products.

    44. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Also, steak that ends up as fillet mignon is usually grown in great conditions, while that destined to become 'pink slime' is usually that which are grown in those horrific conditions, to lower the cost.

      This Beyond Meat product, once they can get the cost down, will be a great substitute for the low end meats, both for the consumer as for the consumed (har har) as it means that those who want the fillet mignon will pay for it, and the animals that go into it, might actually live pleasant lives.

      Kobe beef though is another story...

    45. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you eat filet every day? If you replaced your daily meat consumption with this pretty good plant substitute, you could still eat steak on special occasions and drastically reduce the impact of your diet on the environment.

      It doesn't have to be all or nothing.

    46. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we still playing 'spot the vegan'?

    47. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by stoploss · · Score: 1

      I must have been holding veganism the wrong way.

      Seriously, though, if I wanted to eat meat I would. The main thing I miss about meat is that it is damn hard to find a replacement with the appropriate consistency and texture to serve as a substitute. When people ask me why I eat fake meat, it's about not wanting to give up a dish that has meat as a critical ingredient. Unlike real meat, fake meat is not usually used as an end to itself: I rarely see a fake steak and potato dinner, but I *do* see fake meat crumbles in marinara, etc.

      I think people should try this Beyond Meat product. I have eaten it repeatedly over the past year or so. It is the first meat substitute that I have tried that comes close to matching the texture of its analogue. It's literally almost indistinguishable from deli sliced chicken breast, save that this is a little less juicy than the real thing.

    48. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Please share some of your recipes, I would be delighted to try and "implement" one of those (-:

    49. Re:The diffciulty in getting carnivores to switch by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1
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  5. Re:Stp the silly beta by Gavrielkay · · Score: 1, Informative

    Use the return to classic view link. I hope they track the number of clicks and realize that everyone is bailing on the stupid beta version.

  6. Yes it tastes like chicken by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like a joke doesn't -- I swear I heard this before ;)

  7. The War on Farmers by teslabox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not enough to industrialize agriculture, now they want to trick us with fake food.

    Cows graze around boulders and on slopes, where tractors can't work. They cannot be effectively replaced. (Feeding cows corn & soybean meal is rather foolish, and is the real problem here.)

    1. Re:The War on Farmers by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      Goats do a much better job of mowing lawns than cows do, and they are a lot easier to move from one yard to the next.

    2. Re:The War on Farmers by westlake · · Score: 0

      Cows graze around boulders and on slopes, where tractors can't work. They cannot be effectively replaced.

      Cattle production in the US is concentrated in the flatlands of Texas and the Great Plains. All Cattle & Calves... Nevada, much in the news these last few weeks, ranks 37th.

    3. Re:The War on Farmers by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I assure you, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

      All cattle are grass fed. Some supplement the grass with grain (to make a superior product IMHO).

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    4. Re:The War on Farmers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There will always be plenty of market for real meat steaks to support cows that ever[you mean never -Ed] see a blue sky in their life, just not necessarily in your local McDonalds or on your ham pizza.

      You're an idiot.

    5. Re:The War on Farmers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I assure you, you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

      All cattle are grass fed.

      While this is true, the grass they're eating isn't even the same stuff they used to eat. I don't know how it affects nutrition, though I can tell you that it substantially impacts flavor. It actually changes the color of the fat, not only can you taste the difference, you can see it. Interestingly, a horse put in pasture on the grasses they commonly plant for cows will starve, but the native grasses they used to eat will feed them both. That doesn't tell us anything about how good it is for cows, but it's still interesting stuff. Anyway, both meat and butter are better from cows eating a mix of grasses (in the USA at least, natives are often the best) than typical factory farm pasture.

      Hmm, this time it's been four minutes since the last time I posted a comment. Slashdot is sure that I'm going to want to know this, and it's interrupting me to make sure that I know, so I'm going to tell everyone else just in case it's as important as Slashdot seems to think it is.

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    6. Re:The War on Farmers by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Cows graze around boulders and on slopes, where tractors can't work.

      I suspect they will continue to do so. Some people will still want real meat even if the substitutes improve.

      (Feeding cows corn & soybean meal is rather foolish, and is the real problem here.)

      And AIUI we do this because the demand for meat outstrips what can be supplied by just eating the natural food available in areas where we can't grow crops.

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  8. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    "I just completely disagree with that. It is an assembly of amino acids, fats and water that is just like what you get out of an animal, so in my view, it is meat."

    What a tool. It is *not* meat. It *is* fake meat. Die in a fire.

    1. Re:wow by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

      What a tool. It is *not* meat. It *is* fake meat. Die in a fire.

      What does it matter if it's not "real" meat if it looks, smells and tastes like it? I certainly simply do not care if it comes from disgusting-looking ooze growing in labs or whatnot, all I care is whether it's as cheap/expensive as real meat and tastes the same.

    2. Re:wow by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      Last time the food industry tried to replace some other 'noxious' existing product with a more 'healthy' alternative we got margarine and olestra. I would rather eat meat thanks.

    3. Re:wow by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      The reviews Ive seen say it DOESNT smell like it at all, and tastes "close, but odd".

      Which, given the founder's view that meat is "just an assembly of amino acids, fats and water", is not surprising. Guess what, a fine croissant is just wheat, butter, water, and eggs. Surely that shouldnt be hard to repeat in a lab!

  9. Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is really a regional problem (understandable in a country that has never had capacity issues raising cattle on enormous scale).

    Outside the US, many countries have been eating significant quantities of meat substitutes for ages - my favourite, even as a meat eater, being Quorn, which is genuinely rather nice tasting and doesn't have to taste 'like' meat to appeal to me (though it's not a vegan product in any sense).

    Within the US, Quorn received a seriously dubious monstering from CSPI, but even in the UK Quorn needed help to get past the 'fake meat' angle; Sainsbury's went big on it and it survived.

    Try it sometime, particularly with a splash of light soy sauce right at the beginning, which does help it taste more chickeny, if you need that.

    1. Re:Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Quorn isn't that the mushroom-based product? No matter how much you mask that with soy sauce, still tastes like fungus to me.. Although I'd be happy to try any alternative to chicken and beef if they are actual alternatives. Sadly, though, many meat substitutes don't taste like meat at all. They're useful products in their own right but don't come near to replacing chicken and beef. Heck, I even tried eating a variety of insects but those too are not a substitute and they're hugely expensive here. Real chicken is simply cheaper and it actually does taste like chicken.

    2. Re:Americans by camperdave · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...though it's not a vegan product in any sense

      Sorry, but to us carnivores, vegan means any substitution of meat for hippy-dippy, new age fairy food. The only thing you should substitute meat with is other meat; chicken or steak burritos for example.

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    3. Re:Americans by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, like the carnivores that ate my sister's chili. They should have figured it out when she had Halloween Chili "meat" and "vegetarian" for all the previous year's parties. But one year, she only served one. Nobody guessed it was vegetarian. And all the carnivores ate it.

    4. Re:Americans by DrXym · · Score: 1
      Quorn doesn't taste like fungus. It tastes very much like chicken and is rather tasty. In the UK & Ireland it's sold in a variety of formats as minced / cubed pieces as well as fillets, sausages, rashers, pies, lasagnas etc. The cubed format is great for stir fries, curries etc. The breaded fillets are awesome. The mince is not so good as a substitute for beef because the texture isn't right for it.

      As for why you might prefer it to chicken - well who says you need to prefer it. Think of it as another choice of ingredient to use from time to time. I find it quorn to be quite convenient especially when I don't want to spend 10 minutes cutting chicken breasts up into bits.

  10. If it's cheaper than real meat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And has all the benefits of meat without the downside of meat, with the same great taste of meat(or better), I'm sold.

  11. It's not all about flavor... by wjcofkc · · Score: 0, Troll

    It's not all about flavor, it's also about presentation. A steak has to look and cut exactly like a steak to be a stake, and it must have the varying consistencies you get from everything between rare to well done. If they can pull that off, fine - but it has to be exact. Besides, it's not like we have a food shortage, the problem is distribution. If you're taking the ethical route, fine for you, but it's not for me.

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    1. Re:It's not all about flavor... by CRCulver · · Score: 2

      Besides, it's not like we have a food shortage, the problem is distribution.

      Raising livestock takes more water than growing plants, and water is certainly something one would like to conserve. Furthermore, livestock effluence (animal shit) tends to find its way into rivers and streams.

      Animal welfare isn't the other ethical issue involved here. I see nothing objectionable in slaughtering an animal and eating it, but doing it on a mass scale presents a risk to the environment that has convinced me to limit my meat intake.

    2. Re:It's not all about flavor... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      That should read "Animal welfare isn't the only ethical issue", sorry.

    3. Re:It's not all about flavor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not all about flavor, it's also about presentation. A steak has to look and cut exactly like a steak to be a stake, and it must have the varying consistencies you get from everything between rare to well done. If they can pull that off, fine - but it has to be exact. Besides, it's not like we have a food shortage, the problem is distribution. If you're taking the ethical route, fine for you, but it's not for me.

      Or you can make it half-assed and try to make it cheaper than real meat. Then you can replace all meat in the fast food industry.

    4. Re:It's not all about flavor... by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      Well, it doesn't take more water for the same protein value. One of the reasons we eat livestock instead of grass is because we need more complex stuctures (eg. proteins) to live. Animal shit may be a problem, but human shit is way worse, as it can't even be easily recycled as a fertilizant. I'm not in favour of animal cruelty (so some heavy processed meat process makes me wonder where we're going, but on the other hand, recycling everything from a corpse is more thant what I do with my vegetables), but your meat choices have no impact in life.

    5. Re:It's not all about flavor... by Twinbee · · Score: 1

      How something is supposed to 'look' is something that can change within a generation.

      If on the other hand you believe in universal aesthetics (like I do), and must dip into the mere look of the presented food, then there's no reason we can't have a BETTER looking food put onto our plate than what stone-age meat has to offer.

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    6. Re:It's not all about flavor... by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      Or you can make it half-assed and try to make it cheaper than real meat. Then you can replace all meat in the fast food industry.

      I was thinking about that after I posted and I completely agree. Fast food "meat" barely qualifies as it is, and fast food in general is a major part of the health crisis here in the United States.

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    7. Re:It's not all about flavor... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      A steak has to look and cut exactly like a steak to be a stake

      Wrong. Even my wife (who believes in the linear interconvertibility of time and temperature) can't quite make a piece of meat resemble a wooden spike.

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    8. Re:It's not all about flavor... by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Why would it have to be exact? You eat that nasty shit that's cut off a cow bred to grow fast and fat while living its whole life on a feed lot eating old corn stems. If you think the flavor or texture even remotely resembles that of a steak from a free-range heritage-breed cow raised in lush grasslands you're sorely mistaken. A meat substitute only needs to be close enough that you can pretend it's the real thing after getting acclimated to it, after all that's all most current meat can offer.

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    9. Re:It's not all about flavor... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it have to be exactly like meat? What if it looks and tastes good, has a nice texture, looks nice and provides everything meat does? The fact it tastes like meat will help people transition.

      Also wouldn't this help with our massive overuse of anti-biotics?

      (captcha - chubbier)

    10. Re:It's not all about flavor... by Solandri · · Score: 1

      That cuts both ways though. A lot of what we consider to be "good' food isn't actually good food, it's just what we've been conditioned to consider to be good. I'm Asian and grew up with tofu. I love the stuff. Yet many Westerners despise it and refuse to touch it. Same goes for sushi - search the Youtube videos for "first time eating sushi." You'll see lots of Westerners gagging as they try to eat California rolls, even though they don't actually contain any raw fish. A lot of what makes a food good or bad is all in your head, and can be taught (in or out).

    11. Re:It's not all about flavor... by wjcofkc · · Score: 1

      Tofu is wonderful stuff, especially when you cook with it. It will take on the flavor of anything. If your cooking with many ingredients, you get all the flavor in one bite. Don't think I'm limited to eating red meat. At most I eat it once a week. Mostly vegetarian, but I do eat eggs and fish. I am always open to trying new foods.

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    12. Re:It's not all about flavor... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Raising livestock takes more water than growing plants, and water is certainly something one would like to conserve.

      No. No it isn't, because there is no shortage of water. What I want to do is stop career criminals from shitting in the water. In some cases, literally, like the many towns that treat sewage to varying degrees and then dump it into a river or the ocean. In some cases, figuratively, like when they go a-fracking in order to get resources that we should have gotten past even fucking using by now; we certainly have the technology.

      Saying water must be conserved is missing the point. There's loads of water. What needs to happen is that assholes need to be prevented from making the water unusable. Calling it "conservation" makes it sound like we're using too much. In some cases, that is in fact true. But in many cases, there is plenty of water, and what we're doing is fucking it up. It's not conservation, it's protection. It's defense.

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    13. Re:It's not all about flavor... by butchersong · · Score: 1

      You can't have grasslands without ruminants. Try that in most areas of the world and you end up with desert. Saying that raising cattle takes more water than raising grain is really kind of silly because you cannot separate grassland from grazing animals any more than you can take animals out of the forest and expect it to flourish. You'd have to then also add up all the energy and water used in creation of the fertilizer and the machinery used to keep the mono-culture productive then the energy to harvest it and the toll you're taking on the land creating pretty barren landscapes from most of the local wildlife's perspective. An ecosystem is both the animals and the plants both depending on one another. Cattle rotated on land correctly using high intensity grazing improves and increases soil providing better plant coverage and increases a pastures ability to retain water. You'll actually see standing water and creeks come back. You can take an old cattle farm that has been poorly managed or just some empty grassland that some well intentioned bureaucrat has been keeping cattle off of for 5 decades and completely heal it simply by moving your cattle in a way that mimics be behavior of wild herds -historically bison in my area.

    14. Re:It's not all about flavor... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      You can't have grasslands without ruminants. Try that in most areas of the world and you end up with desert.

      Could you cite this, please? A broad swath of Eurasia consists of steppe where neither cattle nor sheep graze (there is of course livestock raising, but it takes place only over a miniscule part of this region).

    15. Re:It's not all about flavor... by DrXym · · Score: 1
      There is a kind of meat glue called transglutaminase. It allows that meat to be stuck together, cut into steak shapes and sold as such. It has been implicated in fraud, particularly in restaurants who charge full whack for a steak which is made from offcuts. Not only is it deceptive but the potential for bacterial infection is higher. So consumers are clearly not as discerning as you think or the fraud wouldn't work.

      Then of course there are the openly "chopped and shaped" steaks sold in the freezer aisle as well as burgers, meatballs etc. For people who can't afford real steak but still want meat. While they don't taste as good as a real steak, they're still edible.

      And what makes a steak? It's the muscle fibres that make the "grain", the tenderness from aging the muscle to break it down, the fat that gives it moisture, and the flavour running through it. I don't think any of those things are insurmountable for an artificial meat. e.g. meat fibre could be achieved by growing meat in strands, bunching them together with the odd strip of fat, glued and formed into a long tube which is cut into 1/2 sections. Voila steak. It might not compare to a 20 day aged steak but it would probably pass muster over the kinds of steaks people more ordinarily buy. And stuff like burgers & meat balls should be relatively trivial.

      But to get to that point, production costs have to be comparable with standard meat production. I think the bigger problem is persuading people to eat it at all. Animals don't die to make it but there is still a grossness about the idea of meat grown in a vat which will must be overcome.

  12. why copy meat? by peter303 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Non-meat dishes, if properly done, have great flavors and textures all their own. And can satisfy the appetite.

    As a long-term vegetarian, the main concession I make are vegetable patties. And that is for their form factor and ease of cook and not for a resemblance to a burger. Companies like Moningstar and traders Joes make patties out of all kinds of vegetables and spices- soy, bean corn, peas, garins, mixtures etc.

    1. Re:why copy meat? by markass530 · · Score: 2

      I would say vaginitis is a helluva concession

    2. Re:why copy meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because Americans have the worst palate in the world. I try everything new I possibly can, where as my father would never sway from his gross canned vegetables.

      People will now be like " I am so healthy now that I eat fake meat." When they could have just ate some eggplant instead.

      Hipster vegans.

    3. Re:why copy meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll never understand. For some reason some people apparently don't want to eat meat, but they want to eat a bad imitation of it.
      It's like diet coke. If you want to lose weight, drink some water. If you like the taste of diet coke better, you are a weirdo, but at least I can respect that.

    4. Re:why copy meat? by SylvesterTheCat · · Score: 1

      If you like the taste of diet coke better, you are a weirdo, but at least I can respect that.

      At last! I have an explanation.

      Actually, I refer the taste of Coke Zero slightly over diet Coke and both over sugared Coke. But what do I know? I am a weirdo.

    5. Re:why copy meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some reason some people apparently don't want to eat meat, but they want to eat a bad imitation of it.

      Maybe they like the taste of it, but don't want to eat meat for ethical, health, or other reasons? There's nothing strange here.

    6. Re:why copy meat? by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they like the taste of it, but don't want to eat meat for ethical, health, or other reasons? There's nothing strange here.

      My version of ethical meat eating is eating all of it that I can. And by that I mean, when I eat meat, I try not to leave scraps. I generally eat everything except gristle, bone, etc. I realize that it came from a living animal, and to respect that I try to waste as little of it as I can.

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    7. Re:why copy meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, because the hamburger patty is the natural form of beef and anyone creating anything that resembles a patty is a fraud and is just trying to copy the almighty beef patty.
       
      Sounds like some great logic there. You're an American, right?
       
      Just to clue you in, most "fake meat" tastes nothing like meat and most people who eat it don't give a fuck either. Also, more meat eaters eat "fake meat" than you probably realize. It's not just about to eat meat or not but rather to balance a diet with an alternative that is healthier than meat.

    8. Re:why copy meat? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Coke Zero uses the standard Coke recipe and just replaces sugar with artificial sweetener. Diet Coke uses a different flavor profile, actually close to the disaster "New Coke" from the 80s.

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    9. Re:why copy meat? by damnbunni · · Score: 1

      Other way around, actually - New Coke was a sugared version of Diet Coke.

      (Both of which taste more like Pepsi than Coke, to me.)

    10. Re:why copy meat? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      equality is a symmetric relation.

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    11. Re:why copy meat? by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      ...actually.

      Coke Zero's taste mostly comes from a 50-50 blend of the usual Aspartame found in Diet Coke and Ace-K. The Ace-K gives it that more "sickly sweet" taste a lot of people associate with regular Coke.

      Apparently worldwide Coca-Cola plants have to use different sweeteners, so the Zero line might taste "off" overseas.

    12. Re:why copy meat? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      NIGGERS!! faggots!! niggers!! FAGGOTS!! N!GGERS!! fagg0ts!! nigg3rs!! FAGG0TS!! NIGgERS!! fagGots!! n1ggers!! FAGGO7S!! NIGGERS!! faggots!! niggers!! FAGGOTS!! N!GGERS!! fagg0ts!! nigg3rs!! FAGG0TS!! NIGgERS!! fagGots!! n1ggers!! FAGGO7S!! NIGGERS!! faggots!! niggers!! FAGGOTS!! N!GGERS!! fagg0ts!! nigg3rs!! FAGG0TS!! NIGgERS!! fagGots!! n1ggers!! FAGGO7S!!

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  13. What does chicken taste like? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Mouse " You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything."

  14. But what do we do with all the chickens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we don't eat them, they will totally overrun the world! ;)

  15. This will backfire by hessian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Grand liberal vision:

    We stop eating meat, everyone has more to eat.

    Actuality:

    We stop eating meat, people breed until the damage is equivalent to what we're doing now.

    1. Re:This will backfire by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Actuality: People in poor countries continue to be oblivious to the hipster "Beyond Meat" movement in western countries
      FTFY

    2. Re:This will backfire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As opposed to the grand conservative vision where we just let people starve to death and die from lack of health care services because we're too selfish to think about anybody else.

      Considering that the birth rate throughout damn near the entire developed world is neutral or declining and that the Chinese population is growing at the slowest rate in decades, I don't think overpopulation is the issue that a lot of people do.

      We can still screw it up, but it looks like we're nearing the point where the population itself stops increasing because there's enough people in a secure position where they don't have to have a dozen children to ensure that at least 2 or 3 survive.

    3. Re:This will backfire by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      People have more kids when they have more food around? What is this, the bronze age?

  16. Beta tester by SixAndFiftyThree · · Score: 1

    I've eaten (I won't say where) some earlier versions of Beyond Meat. While not as chewy as the real thing, they had a lot in common with meat; I could quite easily have believed they were the flesh of some animal I had not yet tasted. With good use of sauces or spices they should be able to compete with meat. Can anyone tell me if McDonalds has yet trademarked "BeyondBurger"? I mean, a plant-based patty that tastes better than their beef ought not to be difficult at all.

    1. Re:Beta tester by sir-gold · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure McDonalds switched to a meat-substitute for most of it's low-end burgers years ago....

    2. Re:Beta tester by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      McDonalds 'meat' is meat by product, not artificial meat.

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    3. Re:Beta tester by Hamsterdan · · Score: 1

      "a plant-based patty that tastes better than their beef ought not to be difficult at all"

      Considering the box it comes in probably has better nutritional value, shouldn't be too hard

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    4. Re:Beta tester by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      False.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...
      http://www.snopes.com/business...

      While those specifically deal with the "100% Beef" (brand, company name) legend, they're also VERY clear that the USDA is pretty strict about what you can call beef, and McDonalds meets that definition. By-products must be labeled as such.

      And, in case you still don't buy it:
      http://nutrition.mcdonalds.com...

      QUARTER POUND 100% BEEF PATTY*:
      Ingredients: 100% Pure USDA Inspected Beef; No Fillers, No Extenders.
      Prepared With Grill Seasoning (Salt, Black Pepper).
      *Based On The Weight Before Cooking 4 Oz. (113.4g)

    5. Re:Beta tester by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Pink slime is 100% pure USDA beef. That tells you more then anything.

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    6. Re:Beta tester by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      ...and McDonalds phased it out over 2 years ago.

      http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/he...

      At the beginning of 2011, we made a decision to discontinue the use of ammonia-treated beef in our hamburgers. This product has been out of our supply chain since August of last year. This decision was a result of our efforts to align our global standards for how we source beef around the world.

      Search that exact phrase in Google for HUNDREDS of search results explaining the impact of that press release.

      Look man. I get it. You don't like mechanically separated beef bits in your ground beef - but at least get your McDonalds facts straight.

      You're 0-2 on this.

    7. Re:Beta tester by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      They phased it out, after being shamed and after suing the people shaming them. It was 100% USDA beef. So using that as a defense today means fuck-all.

      It's still a terminable offense for a McDonald's employee to allow a patty out of the store uncooked. Ground eyeball etc.

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    8. Re:Beta tester by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      *sigh*

      "McDonalds meat is meat by product." -- Wrong. False.
      "Pink Slime is 100% Beef." -- Irrelevant. McDonalds does not use it.
      "Ground eyeball, etc." -- Wrong again. False.

      Dude. Seriously. How hard is it to admit you're wrong? You were either ignorant of the facts, or you lied. I'll politely assume you're just ignorant, and couldn't be bothered to fact-check your statement.

      Did some minimum wage employees serve some raw hamburgers? Yup. That happened. What that has to do with your BULLSHIT that they're not using beef, I have no idea.

      McDonalds may suck, but they use real beef in their burger patties, lacking "pink slime" or any other additive - likely making it better beef than the bargain brand at your local grocery store.

    9. Re:Beta tester by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Enjoy it then. They haven't seen me in decades.

      They don't want the raw patties examined. They aren't firing people for letting one out undercooked. They are firing people for allowing outsiders to examine their 'beef'.

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  17. Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Some of the vegetarians follow vegetarian diet due to religious reasons. An extreme form of that practice is followed by the Jains, They would not even eat root vegetables because harvesting it kills the plant. But they would accept milk because milking does not kill the cow. There are others who would eat all the vegetables, but not meat. These people not only don't want to eat meat, they don't want anything that looks like meat.

    In fact I belong to one such group: south Indian lacto-vegetarian brahmin. My rational mind and my reading of scriptures tell me, it is just a cultural practice, Hinduism does not really ban meat. My reading of books in evolution and my rudimentary understanding of biology tells me Homo sapiens evolved to eat at least some meat. Our closes primate relatives bonobos and chimps both eat meat. Still my cultural training is so ingrained I would not be able to bring myself to bite a piece of chicken, or something that resembles chicken. I am sure bits and pieces of meat must have found their way into my plate by accident. Restaurant workers might not have changed gloves, or the pizza cutter might not have been wiped before cutting my pizza, or the soup might have had a chicken stock instead of vegetable stock. Even after knowing all this, I am not able to bring myself to eat meat or anything that resembles meat.

    I know we form such a microscopic minority what we think or do would not have the slightest effect on the general population and trends. But still, I have no plans to change.

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    1. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Old+Fatty+Baldman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how it got this way, but in western culture, a lot of people see giving up meat in their diet as something akin to turning in their guns, getting castrated, and buying a Prius. It's not *really* about the sublime flavor of a perfectly-seared rare steak, and therefore no artificial meat product, no matter how convincing, will succeed on a large scale as long as that sentiment exists. That, and the fact that there's a whole world of perfectly good food that doesn't even attempt to emulate meat means that artificial meats are doomed to forever be a specialty product, like nicotine patches and hairpieces. Carnivores don't need them and vegetarians don't need them.

    2. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how can you live with yourself knowing that you are killing millions of innocent bacteria every time you get the munchies

    3. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by SuperKendall · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How it got that way is that meat is tasty and provides a lot of energy. People are so fervently against giving up meat because the substitutes that have been put forth (tofu, soy) generally suck in most forms people consume them in. Yes you can kind of make Tofu tasty with some work (though personally I've never had tofu elevated beyond "edible"), but you have to do nothing to a chicken breast to make it tasty other than cook it.

      If this mean substitute is actually tasty and the texture is not horrifically awful (most of the supposed meat substitutes ignore that aspect) then in fact a lot of people probably would be OK using it.

      Your main problem, as with so many other things in ilife. will be environmentalists since it's not "natural".

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    4. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a european guy and in no way indian and my parents eat meat, but I've become a vegetarian at age of 5, not knowing any other vegetarians but did it "out of ethical beliefs" and I feel just the same as you.

    5. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      In many eastern cultures self-denial is considered a virtue and earns respect. It is not written in any scripture or anything. Just a cultural practice, done by ordinary people as part of their lives without serious thinking. They clump all of it under religion, but won't be able to quote chapter and verse to justify, say, the practice of going on a pilgrimage to the holy city of Banares to renounce a vegetable for the rest of their lives. But my parents, all my uncles, aunts and grandparents had done that. I know my dad had renounced snake-gourd in that pilgrimage and I have to avoid cooking that vegetable in his death-anniversary function/feast.

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    6. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm far more concerned with the millions of brain cells that I kill just before the munchies...

    7. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by rev0lt · · Score: 1

      I have an indian friend that tasted meat the first time when he was like 21 or 22. What he described, besides the obvious bacon bliss, is a symptom of protein privation during is whole life - a "meat rush". He will now bite a steak or a burger everytime he can.

    8. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Friend, we are not as small a minority as you might think. Check out the stats.

      Also, vegetarianism is becoming popular in secular and spiritual-but-not-religious circles as well. The reasons vary of course, but it turns out that even staunch atheists (gasp!) are capable of compassion, and sometimes decide that avoiding or even reducing their consumption of meat is a way of being compassionate towards animals, so they jump on board.

      You are far from alone.

    9. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

      I cook with tofu regularly, you don't try to make it tasty. It's filler, texture, and it absorbs whatever flavour is around it. You use it as a delivery vehicle for other flavours. For instance yesterday I made a chickpea curry in the slow cooker, and added tofu chunks to it after: chop them up, roll them in a thick mixture of milk and flour, then shake it in a container with ground flax, nutritional yeast, whole wheat flour, breadcrumbs, really, whatever you have in the house. Fry it on high heat for a bit, throw it in after the slow cooker has done. It soaks up the curry flavour and adds texture.

    10. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The masses (middle tier of the distribution) are ALWAYS the latecomers.
      You my friend, form part of the spearhead!

      You have much more effect than your wildest imagination. Maybe not individually, but you are part of a collective that do.
      Even though people don't want to hear, they start to understand after 5-10 years, eventually more people will grok it.

    11. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Pot doesn't kill brain cells beyond the carbon monoxide. Your thinking of booze.

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    12. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Turn back from the dark side AC. My grill is marked with carrots for each vegetarian I turn and a carrot with a halo for each vegan. Double ace!

      Fellow grillers, your best targets are 'lifelong' vegetarians. Hipsters minds are closed. But third worlders have just been deprived their whole lives.

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    13. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by greg1104 · · Score: 1

      If this mean substitute is actually tasty

      I had a mean substitute once, but she was not very tasty at all.

    14. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      I love plain tofu. Cut uncooked tofu into bitsize bits for chopsticking, dip in a little toasted sesame oil and soy sauce and bam! Flavor explosion with absolutely zero work :)

      Also oven bake in canola oil and soy sauce until firm and win :)

      I'm all for fanciful tofu cooking too, but it's really not needed or something I have time for.

    15. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by TClevenger · · Score: 1

      I'm just not so sure that processed soybeans fried in rapeseed oil and salt water is any healthier than meat.

    16. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn back from the dark side AC. My grill is marked with carrots for each vegetarian I turn and a carrot with a halo for each vegan. Double ace!

      What the hell is wrong with you? Someone who chooses not to eat meat has made a choice for themselves that doesn't impact on you at all. Live and let live. Do you also shove women at gay men so that they live up to your demands?

      Honestly, with the tide turning in the US towards broad recognition that there are lot of different people in the world and we can all accept each other's lifestyles, posts like yours are a sad reminder that some people are still jerks.

    17. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      artificial meats are doomed to forever be a specialty product, like nicotine patches and hairpieces.

      Totally true, at least until the point where artificial meats are both cheaper than 'real meat' and are palatable enough that the average McDonald's customer won't reject them -- probably not a very high bar there.

      After that point, every fast food chain's claim that their hamburger is "made with Real Angus Beef" will be true, but only in the homeopathic sense. :^)

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    18. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is a symptom of protein privation during is whole life - a "meat rush".

      I wonder at that. You see, for two years, I tried the, "Oh, I'm getting old, and moved to California. I should be an ecogreenhippiehipsterdweeb, and eat healthy!" thing. Small portions of meat, very little red meat, plenty of "alternative" protein sources.

      And I had no energy, deep depression - to the point where I was constantly debating seeing a shrink - and I gained massive amounts of weight.

      I've since gone back to eating far more bacon than is reasonable for breakfast. Conversely, I no longer want to eat a fifteen course meal for lunch. Hell, I don't even want lunch. Lunch is bullshit. I've started eating "bad" food for dinner - massive steaks, or gods help me, Baconators. I feel, for the first time in two years, like myself again. I no longer need 8-12 hours of sleep. I can actually concentrate during the day. My weight is decreasing again. And god damn it, I actually feel like doing stuff instead of laying in bed all day.

      Sorry, kids, humans are not herbivores. Beans, nuts and grains are NOT viable sources of protein. They're not efficient. They're not enough.

      You can take my filet mignon and cheezburgrs when you pry them from my cold, dead fingers.

    19. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Old+Fatty+Baldman · · Score: 1

      People are so fervently against giving up meat because the substitutes that have been put forth (tofu, soy) generally suck in most forms people consume them in.

      What would happen if you gave up meat but didn't substitute it with anything? Go to a vegetarian Indian restaurant sometime and see if you can't have a perfectly tasty, filling meal without eating any meat or "substitute" thereof.

    20. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      I'm just not so sure that processed soybeans fried in rapeseed oil and salt water is any healthier than meat.

      Meat doesn't lead to gynecomastia, either, unlike soy protein.

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    21. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It's about leftists wishing to ban one product and forcing other people to accept an inferior product they don't want. If you notice the product is inferior and do not like it, then the leftist says the real problem is there is something wrong with you and your expectations, not the product.

      You've said it yourself " It's not *really* about the sublime flavor of a perfectly-seared rare steak". Yeah, they will notice your meat substitute has the taste and texture of a microwaved steak, and you turn around and say they are really too stupid to know any better and is instead having some sort of emotional reaction.

    22. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Herbivores proselytize self righteously and never stop.

      All I do is make delicious ribs available to poor bastards that have been deprived by their parents. I open their eyes.

      I generally don't allow hipsters like yourself on my property. These are mostly immigrants, many from places that are ignorant of all things pig.

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    23. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Nope. And unless it is made the traditional way using fermentation, it is fairly indigestible and very unhealthy. I don't even think there is any fermented soy available in the US, so it's probably best to just avoid it when possible.

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    24. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by xorsyst · · Score: 1

      Yes you can kind of make Tofu tasty with some work (though personally I've never had tofu elevated beyond "edible"), but you have to do nothing to a chicken breast to make it tasty other than cook it.

      Well, for me it's the exact opposite way round. I'll eat Tofu uncooked out of the packet and I like it, but I've found Chicken to be no better than "edible" when cooked in a curry, and unpleasant the rest of the time.

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    25. Re:Not all vegetarians would like vegetarian meat. by K10W · · Score: 1

      How it got that way is that meat is tasty and provides a lot of energy. People are so fervently against giving up meat because the substitutes that have been put forth (tofu, soy) generally suck in most forms people consume them in. Yes you can kind of make Tofu tasty with some work (though personally I've never had tofu elevated beyond "edible"), but you have to do nothing to a chicken breast to make it tasty other than cook it.

      If this mean substitute is actually tasty and the texture is not horrifically awful (most of the supposed meat substitutes ignore that aspect) then in fact a lot of people probably would be OK using it.

      Your main problem, as with so many other things in ilife. will be environmentalists since it's not "natural".

      unless things have changed since my time (biochem degree in late 90's so quite possible it has so I'm open to correction) most meat isn't that great nutritionally and I don't mean the mechanically separated stuff either. Things are ranked by amino acid content and how bio available they are and a lot of meat doesn't score too high, beef is higher than most but quorn is significantly higher. I am vegetarian and have been vegan on and off for years since teens and I admit quorn is good despite not eating it, I HATE the claim soya good substitute. Soya is much lower than most meat, very hard to get what we need from it and pretty much just glycine, probably explains the naming of common species of it.

      Quorn is higher than all the meats I saw and close to the highest reference of eggwhite (cooked). Even more so since they bind the fungal hyphae with eggwhite. It has too much RNA iirc so they have to blitz it with UV but it is fine after that. Fwiw I don't actually eat meat substitutes and prefer vegetable based foods from a wide range of cultures; although I am fond of homemade seitan I admit it isn't good for celiacs. You're on the money with the "not natural" crowd though since they tend to be pretty ignorant of the science of it and dislike it based on "not natural" ideals

  18. how much land does it cost to make it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how much land does it cost to make the same amount of meat you would get from a cow?

    1. Re:how much land does it cost to make it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how much land does it cost to make the same amount of meat you would get from a cow?

      Good question, but did you realise it takes 6lbs of feed to raise 1 lb of meat?

    2. Re:how much land does it cost to make it ? by tomhath · · Score: 2

      Good question, but did you realise it takes 6lbs of feed to raise 1 lb of meat?

      And you do realize that most of that feed is grass, which is grown on land not suited to cultivation? The final few weeks of "finishing" uses more grain, but the cattle are raised on hay, pasture and range.

    3. Re:how much land does it cost to make it ? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Bollocks. Most grass pasture is perfectly viable for grain.

      The rough/rocky/hilly land that's fuck all use for anything else (or as we call it, Wales) is where you raise sheep.

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    4. Re:how much land does it cost to make it ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I understand it, beef is usuall corn-fed in the large majority of US farms.

  19. It's A Price Thing by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    I enjoy several meat substitutes such as Boca Burgers and meal starters. I would use them more often if the price was more reasonable. It is odd that these substitutes can exceed the price of the real thing.

    1. Re:It's A Price Thing by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Boca burgers are terrible hockey pucks from a factory with lots of added chemicals. Do not eat.
      You can easily make good veggie burgers that are a lot cheaper, healthier and tastier than any store bought veggie burger.
      Here's one good recipe:
      http://www.seriouseats.com/rec...

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    2. Re:It's A Price Thing by Noishkel · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's one of the unfortunate things about a lot of vegetarian and vegan options out there... they costs a lot. For my money it would be better to work on the availability and price issue more than try to fool meat eaters into buy more expensive substitutions.

  20. Yeaaaah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to get people off the cocky!

  21. Meat is good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need artificial meat, not fake meat. Meat is very useful to the body.

  22. Obligatory by fiziko · · Score: 3, Funny

    The cost of the alternatives: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal strip 3105.

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    1. Re:Obligatory by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm still waiting for a meat-based vegetable substitute.

  23. being a vegan is being a fag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but i do think its the most ethical and environmentally sound position.

  24. A better shade of slime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soylent, er, 'pinkslime' green. Crd$2 for a lousy half-kilo! Ought to help Caterpillar shares climb out of the hole of these last couple of years.
    For decades, everyone eating corporate foodstuff, specially in the USA, has been eating processed starch and some oil altered into anything and everything. And silicone rubber. And pink slime. And some extra chemicals. Hormones, of course. Plastics. Some blood-fed cow's reprocessed milkstuff. Petrochemicals, where possible. Not necessarily profitable or efficient - just viable. Religion is it's own reason and reward.

  25. missing the fat flavor by Khashishi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I tried it. The texture and protein feel matches lean chicken or turkey reasonably well. But the fat flavor is missing. This is a general observation I have with all the faux meats. They simulate really lean cuts, but all the flavor comes from the fat, which is missing. It's probably the case that recreating the fat of meat is more difficult than creating the protein. This is a challenge to the manufacturers out there.

    1. Re:missing the fat flavor by excelsior_gr · · Score: 1

      I guess they could add margarine or some other vegetable fats, but this would cut down on their target group, that are people on diets that need to avoid such fats.

    2. Re:missing the fat flavor by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Try frying it in lard. I bet that will make it better.

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    3. Re:missing the fat flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Margarine isn't good for your health

    4. Re:missing the fat flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither is beef fat.

    5. Re:missing the fat flavor by TClevenger · · Score: 2

      Or we've been demonizing fat for so long that they're afraid to put any in.

    6. Re:missing the fat flavor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Citation? Beef fat doesn't contain trans-fatty acids for starters...

    7. Re:missing the fat flavor by doomer · · Score: 2

      Bingo. The lack of fat is quite important. I am a type II diabetic and eat 5% carbs, 20% protein, and 75% fat in order to normalize my blood glucose and weight. I also know that plant proteins are not the same as animal proteins. So I would be quite suspicious of this 'meat'. It sounds like company has bought into the low-fat high-carb 'heart healthy' diet and think that animal protein and fat is really bad for you. In fact it is becoming more and more clear that we need to be moving to a low-carb, moderate protein (animal based), high fat diet if we want to prevent the disease of civilization (diabetes, heart, obesity, Alzheimer, ...).

  26. Finally getting this right. Maybe. by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After a long history of failures, from Hamburger Helper to VitaPro, this stuff apparently tastes more or less like processed chicken. It's sold at Whole Foods. It's not cheap. Chicken tends to be chopped up and extruded anyway. ("McNuggets"). Matching the taste of breaded chicken nuggets seems do-able.

    Nutrition is an issue. The nutritional composition of this is entirely determined by the manufacturer. The mix of proteins, carbohydrates, vitamins, and minerals is a manufacturer choice. There are few standards on the required nutritional value for human food products. Most concerns about food safety involve excluding undesired or toxic components. It's quite possible to sell something that tastes like meat, is harmless, but has little nutritional value.

    1. Re:Finally getting this right. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you tried Morning Farms chicken nuggets? Close enough to real chicken nuggets to fool most people. The buffalo version is particularly good.

      The price is absurdly high for something made from the feed given to the real animals.

    2. Re:Finally getting this right. Maybe. by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

      If it's true that a particular meat substitute has no nutritional value, then it would function much like tofu - as texture and filler for a dish, with the nutrition coming from the extra vegetables. You'd have to have actual meat from time to time to avoid, eg, vitamin B and iron problems, or stuff your meals full of spinach and beans. :)

    3. Re:Finally getting this right. Maybe. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      If it's true that a particular meat substitute has no nutritional value, then it would function much like tofu - as texture and filler for a dish, with the nutrition coming from the extra vegetables. You'd have to have actual meat from time to time to avoid, eg, vitamin B and iron problems, or stuff your meals full of spinach and beans. :)

      Or drink homebrewed beer and enjoy the yeast, and cook your food in a cast iron pan.

      Ugh, I can't believe I just helped the vegetarian nutters...

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    4. Re:Finally getting this right. Maybe. by jdeisenberg · · Score: 1

      I have had some of the chicken strips, and they are quite good. (No, I do not work for Beyond Meat, nor do I have money invested with them.) Yes, it's far more expensive than chicken, but theoretically the price should come down with volume. It's a chicken and egg thing :) I'm also quite fond of the Tofurkey italian sausage; the texture is totally off, but the spices make it sufficiently flavorful to be enjoyable.

    5. Re:Finally getting this right. Maybe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another no substance fart of a reply from gmhowell.

  27. But does it put up a fight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do I get to stalk it through the forest?
    Does the light fade from it's eyes as it bleeds out after I've run my blade through it's throat?
    Does it frantically kick it's legs one final time?
    Does the blood run down my arms as I remove the heart, lungs and kidneys?

    No? Then it's just not the same.

  28. Who is the target audience for this crap? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd hope that most vegetarians already know how to cook vegetarian food without needing meat.
    So why go and buy something that simulates meat?
    This is just like tofu burgers. I already like tofu. I don't need it to be made to like like a fucking hamburger. If I want a hamburger I'll eat a fucking hamburger.

  29. Dark-age style slaughterhouses by Twinbee · · Score: 1

    If this takes off, and I don't see why not (unless it's significantly more expensive), I almost worry that the existing range of quorn-like products will die off. There's a potentially infinite range of tastes and textures out there, and by eating just real meat, we're forcing ourselves to a tiny sub-portion of possible flavours.

    It's about time we moved away from dark-age style slaughterhouses to a tasty meat substitute. Bring it on.

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  30. Allergy Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note that amongst the peas & plants is a fast growing allergen; Soybeans

    Soybeans have increased in allergen status over last 3 decades, may be due to various genetic changes in certain strains or specific insecticides, none the less the allergen issue can be fatal to many, and yes this Soy is included in the formula for this meat. Wish Gates would invest our excess software profits in something beneficial to us.

    1. Re:Allergy Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, 0.4% of people have a soy allergy, so FUCK developing a product to help the other 99.6% of humanity!

      Oh wait. That 0.4% is for infants and toddlers, who usually grow out of the soy allergy by age three.

      So it's 0.4% of a small percentage of the population.

      But screw everyone else, these tots MUST BE PROTECTED from parents that can't read an ingredient label.

  31. great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While you suckers eat the meatless meat, this will leave more, cheaper real meat for me and others like myself.

  32. Not only is the beta layout screwed up on my phone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but that link doesn't even work.

  33. Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! by jonfr · · Score: 1

    I am sure this is going to create an zombie apocalypse due to some mysterious and unexpected side effects. I better get ready to build energy based weapons so that I can survive whatever is left once nature has taken its cut (vultures, dogs, cats and so on).

  34. Tastes more like real Dr Pepper! by Noishkel · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember those old ads? Diet Dr Pepper tastes more like real Dr Pepper? Yeah, it did taste a little more like the real stuff... but it still tastes like ass.

    And more to the point of things that actually matter.... anyone got a line on how much this stuff costs? How about if it's actually good for you or not? What kind of crazy flavoring and additives are being put into it to try and make it taste that way? Hey how about any GMO ingredients? Not that I think GMO is the devil that it gets made out to be. But I'm not much into it either.

    1. Re:Tastes more like real Dr Pepper! by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Your personal tastes aside, Diet Coke is the #2 soft-drink in America, ahead of Pepsi, and only trails regular Coke by 1.6:1

      A lot of people actually prefer the taste.

    2. Re:Tastes more like real Dr Pepper! by Noishkel · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't go that far. I'm betting that more people drink Diet Coke because they things it's better for them being zero calorie. Every single one of my relatives that drink it drink it for that reason.

  35. Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by Coisiche · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the UK, Quorn is the main faux meat mycoprotein. I'm not a vegetarian but I have tried a few of their products and they are, without exception, all about simulating meat.

    The simulated chicken pieces are probably the most realistic; so much like the real thing in terms of appearance, texture and taste it's uncanny. The steak strips aren't as good texture wise, nor is the lamb cutlet, but both are ok taste wise although to visual inspection the lamb one is obviously artificial. The sausages are good but since the meat content of real sausages is questionable anyway, I don't think there's much comparison to draw. The biggest fail is the Quorn bacon rashers. You have to wonder why they bothered trying. Nothing can compare with real bacon and we can't help vegetarians who chose to give that up.

    1. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If you're going to eat vegetarian, eat vegetarian. India in particular has spent thousands of years developing excellent vegetarian foods and many of those can me made cheaply and simply at home. Why bother with a half-assed imitation of something else?

      It's like alcohol free beers. Why do these things even exist? If I don't want to get intoxicated I'll drink water, tea or coffee.

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    2. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't like this stuff so why should anyone else!?"

    3. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by ewieling · · Score: 1

      Quorn is available in the USA in some supermarkets, but doesn't seem to get much press coverage. Soy based meat substitutes all have that "soy" taste, Quorn is made from mycoprotein and does not have that taste.

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    4. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I just had some simulated meat at Burger King -- I can't recommend what they call the chicken strips.

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    5. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by aXis100 · · Score: 1

      I've been eating Quorn products once or twice a week for a while now as my partner is vego and I want to be able to share some meals with her.

      Their beef mince lacks the right texture but is passable in a bolognese or con carne, but damn I am impressed with their crumbed chicken fillets. A bit of napoli sauce and some cheese and you have a very quick parmiagana that tastes just as good as the real thing.

    6. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1
      The meat content of commercial sausages is questionable. If you spend money and buy real ones, they're quite good. The problem with commercial sausage is that sausage makes quite an attractive disposal method for all sorts of crap. When you're dealing with tons of beef per day, you need somewhere to put all the bad parts, and that's sausage.

      When you start with good meat, sausage can be amazing. Most people never taste it, because they don't bother to spend the money.

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    7. Re:Simulating meat does seem bizarrely common by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Horn Wumpus fails comprehension again.

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  36. A good visual why to move away from animal foods by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1, Informative

    Compare the amount of livestock to the rest of the wild mammals on the planet, it's quite staggering, and i doubt many would expect the numbers to look like this:

    http://xkcd.com/1338/

  37. Re:It will fail... by ganjadude · · Score: 2

    what the hell is with some people always needing to insert insults against republicans or democrats in articles that have nothing to do with politics?

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  38. And ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bacteria are 10* time that, woman would be a small dot in the middle. Don't get me started on plants. So what ? Our problem is that we are still in exponential growth (1% human growth means double population every 70 years). And despite some optimistic prediction by UN report (actually there were 3 predictions UN small , UN mid, UN high, most probably if we continue as we are now , we will be between Un high and UN med : still growing) there is no diminishing to that growth. Want to lesser our impact ? get to zero growth or even negative growth of human. Then everybody could sooner or later get the same western life we enjoy, without sacrifice. But noooo, instead people concentrate on "we need to provide more food, etc..." instead we are still plowing on our exponential growth. Stupidly. Well woopy doop. I am already doing my duty for future generation : I will not have children. Rather than go vegetarian , THAT is what one could do to help our environment : not havign children.

    1. Re:And ? by x0ra · · Score: 1

      it's gonna take a lot of regression for everybody to be able to enjoy western way of life in a sustainable way...

  39. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by rev0lt · · Score: 1

    Imagine the ratio of surface area to protein/vital nutrient intake once those animals are converted into plants. Do you know how much grass a cow eats and how efficient it is converting it and water into milk and tasty meat? Do you think you can do the same by just eating grass? Go, help yourself. An adult cow drinks 20-40l of water and produces around 20l of milk, while producing tasty meat. Do the math.

  40. Politically Correct "Saints" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only people who would want to cultivate the public's perception of themselves as Politically Correct "Saints" would apply themselves to this project. Go back to funding efforts toward promoting literacy world wide or some other truly meaningful project.

  41. Is it really better for the environment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So from the looks of it both the chicken and beef products cost MORE than real chicken or beef. So either they are gouging people on price, or it takes MORE resources to make - like power, or wasted materials. Since they stated their goal was to drive the price down to or below the real thing... I would guess it's the latter.

    1. Re:Is it really better for the environment? by EvolutionInAction · · Score: 1

      Or possibly they don't yet have the economies of scale to match industrial food farming.

  42. User ground-up rock dust "remineralize" soil by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://remineralize.org/
    "Better soil, better food, better planet.... We see a future of thriving farms and gardens producing healthy, nutrient-dense food in great abundance. We see exuberant forests returned to a state of grandeur not seen in centuries, silently sequestering the carbon dioxide that so threatens our planet today. We see a stable climate and a cleaner, healthier environment. We see all of this being possible through the simple and effective process of soil remineralization."

    You are right that much of today's organic industry has become co-dependent on conventional livestock farms to use the manure for fertilizer to make up for what is removed from the soil. And returning human waste back to the soil has not proven that workable in the USA because sewage sludge is often contaminated with heavy metals or prescription drugs.That is a big difference from the "Farmers Of Forty Centuries" in China with cleaner sewage back then.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F...

    Also related:
    http://water.epa.gov/polwaste/...
    http://www.epa.gov/agriculture...
    http://www.globalecotechnics.c...
    http://www.oceanarksint.org/

    From: http://remineralize.org/histor...
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    Benefits of Remineralization
    * Provides slow, natural release of elements and trace minerals.
    * Increases the nutrient intake of plants.
    * Increases yields and gives higher brix reading.
    * Rebalances soil pH.
    * Increases earthworm activity and the growth of microorganisms.
    * Builds humus complex.
    * Prevents soil erosion.
    * Increases the storage capacity of the soil.
    * Increases resistance to insects, disease, frost, and drought.
    * Produces more nutritious crops.
    * Enhances flavor in crops.
    * Decreases dependence on fertilizers, pesticides, and herbicides.
    Soil Remineralization (SR) creates fertile soils by returning minerals to the soil in much the same way that the Earth does: during an Ice Age, glaciers crush rock onto the Earth's soil mantle, and winds blow the dust in the form of loess all over the globe. Volcanoes erupt, spewing forth minerals from deep within the Earth, and rushing rivers form mineral-rich alluvial deposits.
    Within silicate rocks is a broad spectrum of up to one hundred minerals and trace elements necessary for the well-being of all life and the creation of fertile soils. Glacial moraine or mixtures of single rock types can be applied to soils to create a sustainable and superior alternative to the use of ultimately harmful chemical fertilizers, pesticides, and herbicides.
    SR has been shown in scientific studies to achieve fourfold increases in agricultural and forestry (wood volume) yields and to produce both immediate and long-term benefits from a single application.
    Hundreds of thousands of tons of appropriate rock dust for soil and forest regeneration are stockpiled by the gravel and stone industry.
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    I hope more people learn about this.

    On the topic of this article on meat alternatives, about seventeen years ago I wrote a letter to a person I had met who was trying to raise fund for some kind of recreational complex in Des Moines, Iowa. His family was a producer of equipment for meat grinding. Inspired by the work of Jon Robbins and "Diet for a New America" and EarthSave back then, I suggested in the letter he consider adapting the technology to make meat substitutes, which I told him was a growing industry. Never heard back from him. See also:
    http://johnrobbins.info/

    Glad to see peop

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  43. Use ground-up rock dust to "remineralize" soil by Paul+Fernhout · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the typos in the title -- fixed above.

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  44. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by Rob+Bos · · Score: 1

    Dairy cows aren't really used for meat generally. At least not at the dairy farms I've been to. They're usually too old. It happens, but only if it's kept in mind from the beginning.

    An actual farmer could correct me, but some quick googling around seems to confirm it; about 30% are used for meat.

  45. Re:It will fail... by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    Why are you feeding the moron?

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  46. Sad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sad that "what makes us human" is apparently eating meat?

    1. Re:Sad? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Not meat, seafood. The first instance of humans adapting socially (rather than genetically) was to change their diet and exploit the other available options. The only reason you're alive is that humans will exploit anything they can.

      Due to biological limtiations, that does not include silage.

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  47. Healthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've listened to a podcast on this product already. Sounds like they are spending a lot of time making sure the product is of nutritional value.

  48. Re:Stp the silly beta by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I tried that twice and both times it returned me to beta. To even hit it I had to resize my browser to about 30 pixels wide as there was an ad on top of the button and the close ad button was hidden under the header.

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  49. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    70-90% of all soy, corn and wheat grown in the US is fed to livestock...and the return on that (in calories or protein) is a fraction of what goes into it...not to mention the energy used to grow the food, then raise livestock. A few cows in a large field may 'be efficient', if they're eating mainly grass....but that's not how 99% of the livestock in the US is raise. And imagine if it were: the majority of land is already used for this kind of agriculture. It would require cutting down the rest of our forests to create enough grazing land. Again, just look at that graph. It's indicative of how much space they require...and they're already 'compacted' in factory farms. If you want to see cattle grazing freely, visit India...

    And that's not how much water goes into making milk. It's definitely not 1:1. Here's an informative article: http://sciblogs.co.nz/waiology/2012/05/24/how-much-water-does-it-take-to-produce-one-litre-of-milk/. Usually closer to 1000L of water per 1L of milk. Would love to see where you got that 40:20 statistic. And to respond to another comment: dairy cattle do get eaten, that's most of the hamburger you see. But they're just using it up, it's not considered very good grade.

  50. If it quacks like roast duck it's roast duck by tepples · · Score: 1

    If it looks like meat, cooks like meat, smells like meat, tastes like meat, and quacks like meat, then it's meat.

  51. Re:Irrelevant. by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

    Our ancestors didn't eat meat.

    So those charred and blade-scarred animal bones found in pits in caves when to be tens of thousands of years old just fell there? On the contrary, our ancestors ate mostly meat.

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  52. I can't by nonicknameavailable · · Score: 1

    I can't eat that shit i'm allergic to peas and other vegetables so the future for me is foodless

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    1. Re:I can't by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      I can't eat that shit i'm allergic to peas and other vegetables so the future for me is foodless

      Long pork. Those grass fed vegans must taste awesome with a nice Chianti.

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    2. Re:I can't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet another 1 line no substance fart of a reply from gmhowell.

  53. move to the arctic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then try and be a vegan , losers

  54. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    And to respond to another comment: dairy cattle do get eaten, that's most of the hamburger you see. But they're just using it up, it's not considered very good grade.

    Similar thing with wool sheep that are past it. They're edible if you cook them by the brick method: put a quarter of animal in a pot with a brick, water and a bay leaf. Boil.

    When you can stick a fork in the brick the meat's nearly ready.

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  55. I hope it includes B12... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would be the point of being a vegan if you are just going to slowly go insane and suffer from other problems?

  56. Re:Irrelevant. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Our ancestors didn't eat meat.

    Maybe yours didn't, but I appear to have inherited teeth that were designed by a committee that couldn't make a decision one way or the other.

    I certainly have fewer sharp ones than a cat but fewer flat ones than a cow.

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  57. What about texture? by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    I won't drink Jones' Soda's Turkey Dinner, no matter how good it might taste. I want the texture of meat. Conversely, I have a friend who won't eat steak (but will eat hamburger) because of the texture. Maybe she'll like the mealy fake steak.

  58. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My parents have livestock. Most dairy cows aren't suitable for commercial meat at the end of the dairy production. They usually make hamburger and keep it for themselves or give it to friends/family.

  59. Tofu + Peas = This product by danknight48 · · Score: 1

    Nothing new, or exciting. People have been eating it already for years.
    Sounds like a bit of a marketing/product gimmick to me.

  60. As long as it's cheaper. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I've found many meat substitutes to be palatable in the past. But ultimately I couldn't stomach the higher cost.

  61. Artificial taste is actually WORST by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the human body than normal animal fat.

    All this vegan crap that is artificially created is in no way good for your health. If you want to be a vegan, then be a vegan. But don't try to pretend that you are a vegan when you keep looking for ways to artificially (as in with nasty chemicals) change blobs of highly processed vegetable waste into the taste of meat.

  62. Estrogen by x0ra · · Score: 1

    Everybody seems to forget that soy based product are rich in estrogen, and their consumption has a direct impact on male. If we need something, is it not more feminized male, but less.

    1. Re:Estrogen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the Chinese have been consuming soy-based products for thousands of years, and it didn't seem to really affect their ability to breed.

  63. from a Dedicated omnivore by Archfeld · · Score: 2

    If it is so good,STOP marketing it as a meat-substitute and market it on its' own merits and strengths. I am not looking to go vegan or vegetarian for that matter but I could always use a tasty new treat. You are only taking on years of fruitless arguing by trying to 'replace' meat.

    Note : I love salads, tofu, and egg plant, but also cheese, eggs, ice cream, and BACON...

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  64. I have to say it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soylent green is made out of peeeple!!!!

  65. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

    This term is abused and overused but in this case it is absolutely pertinent; "That blew my mind."

    Seriously -- it's so staggering to consider that wild animals are barely like a sideshow or a zoo to domesticated livestock. Survival of the fittest? Not anymore; survival of the tasty.

    If we ever come up with a really great artificial substitute that is more nutritious, it will make a huge difference to carbon "footprint" and water consumption to remove so many mammals in a few short years.

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  66. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Seriously -- it's so staggering to consider that wild animals are barely like a sideshow or a zoo to domesticated livestock. Survival of the fittest? Not anymore; survival of the tasty.

    It's not really that surprising, is it? We've dominated most of the landscape. Remember when the Amazon was the heart of darkness? It may already be past the point of collapse, and probably is.

    If we ever come up with a really great artificial substitute that is more nutritious, it will make a huge difference to carbon "footprint" and water consumption to remove so many mammals in a few short years.

    How about we find a way to feed algae to livestock? I sure don't want to eat that shit, but it's pretty much free and if they can turn it into meat, we all win.

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  67. I can't do it; I've tried before. by Valdrax · · Score: 4, Informative

    I find that not eating meat is pretty trivial ...

    Good for you. I'm reminded of a quote from a comic I read when someone expressed shock and incredulity that another character had not seen Star Wars. Her response was simply, "Your life experiences are different from my own." What you are basically saying here is that you don't really like meat all that much and it was no big sacrifice to give it up. That's not the case for everyone.

    I find the switch to a meatless diet extremely hard, and I become just absolutely ravenous when I go more than a few days without it. I've tried three times for all the good reasons that you mention, and I just get a craving that cannot be satisfied by anything else.

    Almost any garden variety restaurant in China can make you a dish that usually can't be distinguished from a meat dish, and if I wish I can make several of them myself.

    As someone who likes meat, I find that statement laughable. If the vegetables in the dish are the most interesting and delicious part to you, then that's probably true for you. However, while I do enjoy many vegetarian Chinese and Indian dishes, I will NEVER confuse them for those with meat. The taste of the meat is not found in the meat itself but also in the sauces.

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    1. Re:I can't do it; I've tried before. by Valdrax · · Score: 2

      I know of a few authentic places, where they have the Chinese-only menu, but that's not the point. Meat has a distinctive flavor. Unless you do something absolutely horrifying to it to suppress it, you are simply never going to make a dish where it tastes the same with or without meat.

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    2. Re:I can't do it; I've tried before. by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      Right, the no-meat version is better ;) If its cooked well, which the Chinese can do since they've been cooking this way for 1000's of years, then you get a very good result. If your criteria for good food is limited to "It must be meat or exactly like meat to be good" then you're of course setting up nothing but failure. I think people mostly don't want to enjoy their non-meat meals, they COULD, but they'd feel like maybe they weren't eating well before. Its scary.

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    3. Re:I can't do it; I've tried before. by mpe · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of a quote from a comic I read when someone expressed shock and incredulity that another character had not seen Star Wars. Her response was simply, "Your life experiences are different from my own." What you are basically saying here is that you don't really like meat all that much and it was no big sacrifice to give it up. That's not the case for everyone.

      Similar you can find some people desperately searching for a "low carb" or "gluten free" kind of "bread". Whereas other people can just stop eating bread without making much fuss about it.

    4. Re:I can't do it; I've tried before. by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Right, the no-meat version is better ;) If its cooked well, which the Chinese can do since they've been cooking this way for 1000's of years, then you get a very good result.

      In your opinion, but you've already established that meat wasn't something you really cared for to begin with.

      Don't get me wrong, there are a few Chinese vegetarian dishes I like and many more Indian dishes, but any good dish is a celebration of its ingredients. No dish should be able to taste the same if you add or remove any one ingredient, because if done properly, a dish enhances the flavors of all of its components. If it does taste the same, then there's probably just some component smothering the other flavors, and I can't imagine that any such dish treats its vegetables any better.

      I think people mostly don't want to enjoy their non-meat meals, they COULD, but they'd feel like maybe they weren't eating well before. Its scary.

      I think you should talk to people who have different life experiences from you rather than just imagine motives for them that cast them in a scary light. I've wanted to go lacto-ovo vegetarian for health and environmental reasons, but I've failed three times. It's not that I didn't want to like vegetarian dishes; it's that I just never stopped wanting the meat dishes too. It's far harder to give up something you enjoy than it is to find joy in other things, and when it comes to food, nothing is quite as tempting as the dish you can't have but want.

      Just ask anyone on a diet.

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    5. Re:I can't do it; I've tried before. by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

      I've done plenty of dieting and I have enjoyed plenty of meat at earlier times in my life. Really though, admit it, all the "rar I'm a carnivore!" people ARE afraid to validate the contrary finding, that they've been eating badly and hurting themselves and could have enjoyed equally tasty food that was a lot healthier. Its like climate change, all the people driving SUVs want it to not exist. Just the way we humans are.

      But you misapprehend me if you think I don't believe that people DO enjoy meat. That's not really a debatable point. Sure they do. They'd just be healthier and get equal enjoyment other ways.

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  68. Flatulence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can not believe no one has mentioned the effect of peas, beans etc.

  69. Think of carob & chocolate by Valdrax · · Score: 2

    Because people like meat, and you aren't going to get some people to switch until they can get the experience of meat. The problem is that the primary consumers of vegetarian meat substitutes are people who don't like meat.

    Imagine if we were talking about giving up chocolate. People could tell you that there's all sorts of yummy, fruit flavored alternatives out there that have "great flavors and textures all their own" and "can satisfy the appetite." But none of them are chocolate. They don't compare at all when you've got that craving, even if they are nutritionally equivalent or better.

    So then someone invents carob bars, and all the chocolate lovers look askance at it, while the non-chocolate people are split between those that embrace the new "tastes just like chocolate" treat (which it doesn't) and others are just so puzzled why anyone would want chocolate in the first place. Is it any wonder it fails to attract people who are okay with chocolate?

    It's the same with meat substitutes and meat.

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    1. Re:Think of carob & chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you - that is a fabulous analogy, and I say that as a vegan. Carob is nice in it's own right, but it isn't chocolate.

  70. Meat substitutes are only for the poor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't think for a second that the 1% are going to eat them. Farms and animal meat will always exist. The only meat that meat substitutes will replace is fast food restaurants.

  71. Farm Subsidies by Radtastic · · Score: 1

    How much do you think that chicken and beef would cost if it weren't raised on corn-subsidized feed?

    Supermarket price is not the true indicator of net cost of all products.

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    1. Re:Farm Subsidies by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Prices have been stable at those levels for years.

      Is the corn subsidy increasing dramatically?

      The actual price I pay for goods is the best indicator I have of the final price net of all factors plus and minus.

      If you want to argue inflation is up, gasoline is a good target. It's up 15%.

      But Food not so much. I just got another HEB ad in the sunday paper. $1 per pound for breast filets.

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  72. bio fuel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone can do math?

    Why electric car? Why meatless meat?

  73. Re:Irrelevant. by PPH · · Score: 4, Informative

    Our ancestors didn't eat meat.

    Tell that to the American horse, the Mammoth and a number of other species that our ancestors ate into extinction.

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  74. Not Filet Mignon. Meat Slurry by Radtastic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Artificial meat is going to happen at some point, well before it can surpass the filet mignon or prime rib. Right now, it just needs to be better and cheaper than Meat Slurry , then, market forces will accelerate the quality.

    Trust me on this, the bar is set pretty low for it to succeed.

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    1. Re:Not Filet Mignon. Meat Slurry by hobarrera · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't really bet on it. Though extremely slow, there's a slight trend to drop meat consumption in many places. Again, a tiny percentage of people are doing this, but the rate IS growing.

      I'm not sure if artificial meat can be made cheap enough to be marketed fast enough - I honestly don't see it being in the market in less than a decade.

  75. Bill at it again-not inventing the big thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever try a morningstar garden burger? Pretty close and actually delicious.

  76. Sorry, wrong brand! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

    Uhm... discredit today.com because that isn't NBCNews.com and they forgot to disclose Bill Gates as controller of Microsoft is mostly in control of MSNBC. If he wanted to report this, it would have come out as from NewsNation or some other MSNBC brand. Sorry, no match and the board goes back.

  77. Miss the point - I don't want factory food by pubwvj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This totally misses the point. I, and many people, do not want factory produced food. I want food I can replicate without high technology. I can grow plants, fruit, nuts and MEAT out in my fields. Meat is easy to produce. I have pastures. The sun shines on them. The rain falls. The forages grow. My pigs, chicken, ducks, sheep and geese eat the plants (and bugs). I eat the animals (and plants). It works. It's easy. It's reliable. It's sustainable.

    My way does not require electricity, high technology, a laboratory or shipments of chemicals from distant locations.

    What the factory farmed methods, be they CAFO or huge grain fields, does is to concentrate the power and wealth into the hands of the few resulting in a fragile, brittle system that can easily fail or be attacked and controlled by hostile forces.

    Bill Gates Meatless Meat is a total fail.

    I'll stick to real meat.

    1. Re:Miss the point - I don't want factory food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's nice for you but subsistence farming and farmer's markets do not scale to 10 billion people.

    2. Re:Miss the point - I don't want factory food by strikethree · · Score: 1

      My main issue with eating meat is that I do not like taking/ending the consciousness from a living thing. That being said, I will eat meat. I eat quite a bit of it actually.

      I do not trust large corporations to not poison me while making fake meat. They were willing to kill their own babies in China just to pocket a little extra money (look up melamine). I am sure they (not just Chinese) would have no hesitation at all about poisoning adults too.

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    3. Re:Miss the point - I don't want factory food by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Which is why one should raise one's own meat or get it from as local as possible pasture based farms. It is available.

    4. Re:Miss the point - I don't want factory food by pubwvj · · Score: 1

      Actually, they do scale. That is the beauty of diversified small systems. Don't make them big. Make them many.

  78. He has the right experience by shikaisi · · Score: 1

    At least Bill Gates is the man with the right track record here. For decades he's been selling something that looks just like real software and millions of consumers have bought it and not been able to tell the difference.

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  79. Terrible summary by hessian · · Score: 1

    As opposed to the grand conservative vision where we just let people starve to death and die from lack of health care services because we're too selfish to think about anybody else.

    Is that what you think it is?

    The conservative vision is to keep around the useful people and make sure they're doing well.

    The rest nature will sort out.

    If they have a will to live, they'll make survival happen. It's not difficult.

    Most of the places that are "starving" are in fact quite capable of supporting basic agriculture using plants which can be gathered from the wild.

    Considering that the birth rate throughout damn near the entire developed world is neutral or declining and that the Chinese population is growing at the slowest rate in decades, I don't think overpopulation is the issue that a lot of people do.

    Is that what they tell you? Seven billion today, nine billion soon, next stop fifteen billion.

    1. Re:Terrible summary by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      We stop eating meat, people breed until the damage is equivalent to what we're doing now.

      Ah, westerner pretending the problem is poor people having babies, when you have to get 30 people from developing nations to match your narcissism.

      The conservative vision is to keep around the useful people and make sure they're doing well.

      The rest nature will sort out.

      Social Darwinism isn't going to make conservatives appear less sociopathic, you know. Also nevermind that you define "useful" as in "how much money my daddy made."

  80. /. Pass the real meat, please.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like the probability that these folks are testing the meals they will have to endure underground where they will be spending their golden years because all the meat above ground is going to be but rock hard gristle with too much radiation for most tastebuds and even the hardiest of dentures if these out of order governments have their way. Not to mention the fact that chicken poop smells incredibly foul, so raising them underground is not very inviting. Also, considering a 30 year shelf life for canned meat is probably not realistic, even in titanium cans, going meatless sounds like a real adventure..

  81. Re:Irrelevant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither of you is correct.

    While our distant ancestors certainly ate meat whenever they could, huge amounts of archaeological data support the proposition that in most cases, the bulk of their calories came from foraged vegetable sources, particularly starchy tubers and root vegetables.

    YIHAPIA (Yes, I have a PhD in Anthropology)

  82. Re:Irrelevant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Pleistocene Holocaust" theory has been thoroughly discredited by this point. While hunting by Clovis and earlier peoples may have partially contributed to Megafaunal extinctions in the Americas, most evidence points primarily to climatic and ecological disruption, with a large role also potentially played by diseases introduced across he Bering land bridge.

  83. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by butchersong · · Score: 1

    I can only speak for my country (USA). There were tens of millions of bison historically. I think many pre-columbus estimates are at about 60 million. A quick google search on cattle inventory for thess states puts their number at around 87 million. I'm not sure about how the numbers of other ruminants native to north america would fit in. The thing is, moving to pure agriculture isn't exactly going to do those species any favors. At least cattle are a pretty good analogue to bison ecologically. If we're living off of nothing but grain an legumes we're going to be allocating much more land to monocultures vs the varied species of grasses and other plants you'd find in pasture.

  84. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by butchersong · · Score: 1

    You're generally right but dairy cows actually make up a significant percentage or the beef we eat just a relatively small one. Dairy beef also imo tends to taste better they just aren't as efficient as a beef breed bred to focus all their energy into weight gain.

  85. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by butchersong · · Score: 1

    Dairy is a different beast and I can't speak to that but beef cattle aren't factory farmed for the most part until the final few weeks of their lives. Most cattle in the states actually have good lives up until the horrors at the end where they are cramped together and fed nothing but antibiotic laden grain to keep them alive while they pack on weight. It would be pretty easy to move to mostly humanely raised grass fed but the problem is it isn't quite as efficient so of course we end up with feed lot beef lacking much in the way of nutritional content compared to grass fed. There's also the irritating notion amongst restaurants that feeding them all the same crap at the end standardizes flavor. Grass fed beef can have some variability in taste depending on what they've been munching on.

  86. Every time I read one of those? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they know what meat really tastes like? And what else in in the product? Steraol?

  87. a modest proposal of sorts by Master+Moose · · Score: 1

    If we truly are what we eat, then it stands to reason that the best food we could possibly eat is a healthy human?

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    1. Re:a modest proposal of sorts by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      Your statement being corny notwithstanding, we are not truly what we eat...

    2. Re:a modest proposal of sorts by ganjadude · · Score: 1

      no we are all just stardust though, so yes we are all what we eat

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  88. Man-Boobs by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
    Another estrogenic fest for us. Peas contain coumestan, a type of phytoestrogen.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

    While we're at it, soybeans contain Isoflavinoids, another form of phytoestrogen

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I...

    Bran, beans, fruits and vegetables contain lignans, yep anther phytoestrogen

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L...

    It is hard to believe that this estrogen load is all that good for men (or women who have had certain cancers) I mean, we've essentially banned Bisphenol A in plastics, and it is...... an artificial Estrogen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

    But turning our entire diet into these other estrogen sources?

    Which is all to say that I really like tits - I just don't want to grow my own pair of them.

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    1. Re:Man-Boobs by stoploss · · Score: 1

      ...then enjoy your baldness from the DHT (testosterone) in red meat.

      Or, you know, you can realize that peas aren't going to castrate you in moderation and an occasional steak probably won't turn you into a shoulder/back hair troglodyte from the excess testosterone.

      FWIW, I suggest trying this particular Beyond Meat product. It comes the closest to matching the texture of meat of any product I have tried. Aside from being slightly less juicy than deli chicken breast strips, it's almost indistinguishable in my opinion. Most fake meat products are full of fail; this one is an exception. Hopefully the bar will be raised for future meat substitutes.

    2. Re:Man-Boobs by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ...then enjoy your baldness from the DHT (testosterone) in red meat.

      bald already. It happens to every guy in my family. I prefer baldness to my own personal set of breasts. Look around, Moobs are the wave of the future.

      Or, you know, you can realize that peas aren't going to castrate you in moderation

      That is a very good point. Moderation is the key. The vegan lifestyle is anything but moderation, though. All the things I mentioned are staples of the diet.

      and this meatless meat is just another vegan talking point

      FWIW, I suggest trying this particular Beyond Meat product. It comes the closest to matching the texture of meat of any product I have tried.

      I bet I would enjoy it. I have nothing against the product per se. I enjoy a veggie burger every now and again. And the good ones taste pretty darn good. If this meatless meat tastes good, I'll have some - very occasionally.

      What my issue is is that people are being sold on the "health benefits" of these products, while meat is vilified as being bad for people's health. All the while giving men a huge phytoestrogen load, and while women can obviously handle phytoestrogen better than men, (duh) even they can get too much of it in some cases.

      All things in moderation. That includes meat, and that really includes phytoestrogen rich peas and beans.

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  89. not about anything other than control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meatless meat isn't about health or the environment or animal welfare, it is about control. Anyone that believes otherwise is foolish, naive, or dishonest.

  90. No word about the amino acid profile? by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll stick to fish and dairy.

  91. When did peas stop being plants? by CaptainDelaware · · Score: 1

    "is a mash-up of proteins from peas and plants" Pretty sure peas are plants.

  92. It's already somewhat accepted by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Taco Bell's "beef" is like 40% beef. The rest is food glucose and soy and some fillers, which make it a lot cheaper and healthier and not that much worse tasting. People seemed alright with it when the "shocking" revelation came out a year or two back.

  93. And nothing but chemicals and highly processed soy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is that healthier?

  94. jus one note.. by laggist · · Score: 1

    please please please, don't call it "soylent green"

  95. Not the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While I do agree there are many dishes that taste great without meat, you strike me as one of the people that for years that have told me soy milk takes just like real milk.

    No. It. Doesn't.

    I have had soy milk on more occasions than I can count, and enjoyed it, but at no time have I ever confused it with real milk. While it can be made tasty, it in no way tastes like real milk.

    I have also had all sorts of meat substitutes. I also know people who are actual trained chefs, and in no single dish ever served to me, no matter how mind numbingly delicious, has ever made me think a meat substitute was real meat.

    My personal experience is that people in this group have either never had the real thing, or it's been so long, they forgot what it actually tastes like. If you don't believe me, go to the best Chinese restaurant you can find, and order two dishes of the same thing. Make one with meat, and the other without. You will taste the difference.

  96. Re:It will fail... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because republicans and democrats deserve it.

    what is untrue about:

    because Republicans derive most of their enjoyment from meat from the act of murder rather than from the taste.

    This is completely factual and credible, +5. Spot on.

  97. Taste, always the taste by Draugo · · Score: 1

    How hard it is to understand that what the substitutes lack is texture, not taste.

  98. Chicken and beef? by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 1

    If it tastes like chicken and beef, it doesn't pass the "tastes like chicken" test.

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  99. Ground beef?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're buying the cheapest ground beef you're, sorry to say, stupid.
    They don't just ground beef into it. They'll throw everything into the mix. Once it's ground you won't notice the difference and the price goes lower due to the cheapest parts thrown to the mix.

    But have fun eating eyeballs and other parts you wouldn't normally eat.

  100. Recipe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tastes like fungus? I'm afraid you're doing it wrong... Fry some hacked onions in butter, once they get colour throw in the frozen quorn. Fry until quorn has some nice colour on its sides. Reduce heat, throw in cream. Make pasta at the same time. Time given in package minus 2 minutes for optimal "al dente". Mix them all up and gulp down!

    I can't see any difference to minced quorn lasagna vs. minced meat lasagna. Except that quorn doesn't have those icky cartiledge pieces.

  101. Anonymous meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because that will help them reinforce their belief that they are smarter and more righteous than the people they put down. But, of course, doing so in an article that is about something completely different might make them look less of both to others

  102. Convenience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I won't buy "convenient" chicken style veggie strips for the same reason I don't buy pre-cooked chicken strips - they're going to taste like dry, overcooked, processed crap.

  103. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by rev0lt · · Score: 1

    70-90% of all soy, corn and wheat grown in the US is fed to livestock...and the return on that (in calories or protein) is a fraction of what goes into it..

    Of course. But the return on stuff our digestive system can actually process without difficulty is way bigger, or else we'd be eating dirt. After all, plants get their nutrients from the ground, right?

    but that's not how 99% of the livestock in the US is raise

    I'm assuming you have a huge experience in cattle farming in the US, to come up with such a bold number. Also, the rest of the world isn't the US.

    And imagine if it were: the majority of land is already used for this kind of agriculture.

    You're assuming that if we just grew soy instead, we'd be better off. The fact is that what most animals do is pruning (they eat the greener leafs of selected species, but leave older leafs intact as well as the roots). Most farming techniques don't use pruning, so the stress in the soils is way bigger. As an example, look at corn plantations. Also, rations made directly by smashing corn use the whole plant (except the roots) while the plant is still green, while human feeding based on it usually only recycles the seed part of it (so half of the plant is waste or used as low-nutrient food for cattle).

    Again, just look at that graph.

    Well, I cannot speak for graphics or metrics made by others, specially when they aren't really peer-reviewed and related to a specific population. Of course the amount of water I was mentioning was by direct consumption - there is a whole lot of water used for cleaning, irrigation and whatnot. That varies a lot according to the location of the cattle, the heat, the kind of feeding, among other factors. If you're worried about water usage, have a look at aluminum processing or lorries.

    And that's not how much water goes into making milk. It's definitely not 1:1

    Well, you can show me any blog articles you want.I can only speak by my experience, by working on a cow farm during the summers in my youth.

  104. everr wonder why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ever wonder why that meat is so cheap? because the animals are pumped full of anti-biotics and treated like shit, too.

    meat that cheap is bad for you. now, and much more so in the long run, when it breeds some fucking super bug

  105. Sounds corny to me by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    The idea of feeding corn to a cow is a pretty new one borne out of the rise of industrial farming.

    And it's really funny as can be, since grain-fed cattle taste far better than corn-fed cattle. Reminds me of the whole ethanol-for-fuel thing. Some genius (seriously) with an interest in the corn industry comes up with an idea, and the public suffers endlessly for it.

    Oh, well.

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    1. Re:Sounds corny to me by JonStewartMill · · Score: 1

      And it's really funny as can be, since grain-fed cattle taste far better than corn-fed cattle. Reminds me of the whole ethanol-for-fuel thing. Some genius (seriously) with an interest in the corn industry comes up with an idea, and the public suffers endlessly for it.

      Corn is grain. Did you mean grass-fed cattle?

    2. Re:Sounds corny to me by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      No. I meant grain other than corn.

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  106. Making it work by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    What I'm saying is, if they cut their relatively clean protein with an equivalent amount of crap, maybe it would be about the same price. If that's what you want to eat, then great.

    Here's what they have to do: First, they have to get the taste right. So far, they've completely missed the mark on everything I've tried, and I've tried everything I could get my hands on. Second, they have to get the "mouth feel" right. That seems to be easier -- I've downed a few veggie burgers that felt right -- but that first point... gah. Third, they have to get it to look right. Again, sometimes they get pretty close. But they need 1+2+3, not some subset. Once they get there, it has to be affordable, and IMHO, that's going to mean subsidizing it initially. Otherwise, not enough people will try it, mass production doesn't happen, it stays expensive and gets minimal distribution, end of product.

    I've more confidence in the lab-grown meat idea as a good final solution. No animal suffering, but it's actually meat. If they can make it work. So far, after years of trying, they don't appear to be that close. I donate money to this particular cause and have for years, but it is moving slower than I thought it would. I think we just don't know enough about biology, frankly.

    I'd rather eat veggies, and mostly, I do. I have a gluten allergy that only allows me to eat anything with gluten about once a week while dosing myself with allergy pills. More often or without allergy pill support and the symptoms (myriad) get nasty, and quickly, too.

    Between that and trying to limit my meat intake, my options are considerably more narrow than I'd like. Worse, before we figured the gluten thing out, my favorite foods were pasta and breads... pizza... spaghetti... sigh. :(

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  107. POV from someone who doesn't eat meat by badzilla · · Score: 1

    I'm 57 and stopped eating meat suddenly one day when I was 18. I sometimes eat the various meat substitutes such as Quorn but this is for convenience not because I want a "meat replacement". Seriously, a benefit that meat-eaters don't realise is their easy ability to cook with high-quality protein in handy small pieces. No use asking me if I think it successfully mimics the taste of meat as I can't properly remember. My kids say the Quorn chicken nuggets are the closest and they actually prefer them to chicken chicken nuggets.

    The rest of the time I eat food that is not in any way meant to resemble or taste like meat. It's not something I actively mention to anyone but you can't stop people finding out eventually say when you are at a group meal in a restaurant. Not so much these days but 30 years ago I used to get sideways looks from friends who thought I was not being serious with them and they would ask questions like "how can anyone not eat meat? doesn't it drive you crazy when you see a delicious steak?" Also used to get rants from aggressive meat eaters who thought I was trying to be superior to them somehow (I never did figure that one out.) None of this ever seems to happen any more I don't know why, maybe people have just got used to the idea.

    Does not seem to have any long-term effects I'm pretty healthy so far as I know.

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    1. Re:POV from someone who doesn't eat meat by geirlk · · Score: 1

      You seem to be one of the more easy going vegetarians though.

      I've known quit a few vegetarians up through life, and have many vegetarian friends. Most of them come with a vocal political or ethical agenda of some sorts. Most of them would never pass up an opportunity to rant a bit. It's never "I'm a vegetarian", and end of that discussion, it's always "I'm a vegetarian, because ". =)

      Myself, I'm a picky omnivore. I'd like to enjoy more foods than I do, and especially fish and veggies. Sometimes I drop meat for a couple of weeks. But if I were to drop meat entirely from my staple diet, I'd struggle to keep in good health.

  108. This calls for a slogan! by geirlk · · Score: 1

    As a slogan, I would suggest:

    "I can't believe it's not Murder!®"

    That should keep the PETA crowd happy.

  109. Resource crisis! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah! This shit doesn't grow on trees!

  110. "mimics the taste of chicken and beef" by 0xG · · Score: 1

    Simultaneously, I'll bet.

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  111. Don't forget you pay for it in taxes too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The meat you buy the US actually does cost about double but your prices are subsidized.

  112. Re:Irrelevant. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think our ancestors did eat meat.

    However, I am not convinced that our ancestors ate the American horse, or the Mammoth, into extinction.

    BTW: I suspect our ancestors ate a lot of bugs and grubs.

  113. "Biological food poisons vs Allergy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should be mentioned that Gates was notified of the growing issue of soy allergy and soy "poisoning factors" and none the less continued using soy in the ingredients. This was a choice made personally by Gates. While the official number of people effected by Soy Adverse reactions is less than 10%, it is believed that the number is far higher as many people do not have any idea what is causing their health issues. This is not as simple as an allergy test. Some plants may move from edible to dangerous category due some not understood factors either effecting the environment or human biological systems. Good question would be why Gates made this potentially dangerous decision with trends showing danger in soy products!

  114. yes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it won't feel like a brick in your gut, and it's probably not as calorically dense, but nutrient wise it should actually surpass meat. Not sure why you'd want the bad effects, but I'm sure you could always deep fry it if you're determined to kill yourself.

  115. yeah..you're lying. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this tells me you've never actually tried it. It's not mushroom, it's macrobiotic, which yes is a fungus, but there' absolutely no way you can taste it. I've given it to meat eaters before multiple times and no one has once said it tastes anything other than like chicken. If you're saying it doesn't taste and feel like chicken, you've never had it and you're a liar, plain and simple. There's already tons of vegetable in chicken products in the US and no one was any the wiser. Same with beef products, there's ton of soy filler in meat products because as a mix you can't tell the difference. The pure beef substitutes for the most part can't and won't ever get it just right because it's unable to replicate the blood and the fat of red meat.

  116. I don't believe it's really peas and plants. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They all fooled us when they came out with Micro-Soylent Green. I won't be fooled again.

  117. Bad-Dawg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would use these types of products a lot more, if they didn't cost more than a nice pork chop.

  118. Tastier by phorm · · Score: 1

    Or make it taste better. If it's more expensive than a cheap cut, less expensive than a pricey cut, but tastes like premium quality beef... that's a good selling point too.

  119. Taste isn't the problem by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    In 10 years, given the standard growth rate and life cycle of domesticated animals, the problem of what will happen to domesticated animals not kept alive for meat production *will* fix itself.

    My problem with plant based meat substitutes isn't taste, it's texture. Have they solved that problem yet?

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  120. hippy dippy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which is why there are vegan body builders and sports stars? I mean earthy crunchy is one thing, healthy meat substitutes don't have to be just about animal welfare, it's a logical choice both in resources expended to create it and overall body health, for some people the lessened factory farming is just a bonus. No one sane really enjoys that things that can feel pain get slaughtered for them to live, most humans have empathy.

  121. Doesn't matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that the fake chicken is ~$7/lb and the real chicken is ~$1/lb, the fake chicken is only a better value if the real chicken was almost entirely water.

  122. meat-o-rama! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Red meat, white meat, blue meat, meat-o-fucking-rama. You will eat it. Because not eating meat is a decision. Eating meat is an instinct! Yeah! And I know what it's about. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. I love my doggy. He's so cute. My fluffy little dog.. He's so cute- There's the problem. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. Why don't we just have animal auditions. Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. "What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the fucking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer fucking cousin, get on the fucking truck, pal!" We kill the cows to make jackets out of them and then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows.

  123. Beyond Meat is made of people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beyond Meat is made up of human flesh.

  124. Quality Deer Management by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, "taking the biggest healthiest specimens, usually so people can brag about the biggest rack" is called Quality Deer Management and is what you want to do. The very basic ideas are that you:

    1) Harvest female deer (does) for population control.
    2) Restrict harvest of young male deer (bucks) so that they get a chance to mature into trophies.
    3) Maintain deer habitat at it's best.

    The trophy bucks will keep the young and/or unhealthy bucks from breeding. By the time you are harvesting the trophy bucks, they have already bred the does.

  125. Environmentally worthless by Ulric · · Score: 1

    What people fail to realize is that the extinction of grazing animals will lead to extinction of the wildlife that depends on said grazing animals. That is the environmental effect that artificial "meat" would have. From an environmental point of view, such products are worthless.

  126. I cannot imagine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't I imagine this meat on the Interstate as I drive over it? Can they make animals?

  127. What would this do to the price of eggs? by darthlupi · · Score: 1

    If we stopped mass farming chickens where we would we get our cheap eggs. This is, of course, if everyone suddenly stopped eating chicken. Would we have old folks homes for chickens? I read that egg laying chickens are only permitted around a year of life.

  128. Soy yuck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanna find out if soy sickens you? Eat a pound of soy. No joy in soy... One of the worst foods ever. Won't even taste this meatless wonder if it has soy in it.

  129. Soy is poison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Soy is poison,plain & simple. Should be illegal for human consumption, Will be soon!!!
    check out-
    http://healthwyze.org/index.php/component/content/article/205-soy-is-unfit-for-human-consumption.html

    Or better do your own search on net and find truth about soy poison! For centuries soy has been known to be poison in orient and yet the west jumped on using soy as alternative to fatty products and fed the rest to humans as protein, bull. better eating bull as soy will kill everyone eventually. Check Wikipedia as to soy poisons!
    Danger do not eat this fake food!!!

  130. when i think of bill gates, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i think of spam (and not the stuff in my inbox)

  131. pudding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am genuinely surprised no one has made a pink floyd reference. I'm going to try and think of something cleaver...

  132. The Uncanny Valley of the Jolly Green Giant by taxciter · · Score: 1

    I went out of my way to locate, prepare according to directions, and taste every available variety of Beyond Meat "chicken" because it supposedly fooled folks at The New York Times. But, including the sample I sauteed in butter (to add fat), I found the texture a whole lot more like baked tofu than like chicken. I suppose Beyond Meat is more chickenesque than all the other faux chicken out there (I've tried all available products), but those who attest that the difference isn't obvious are impaired.

  133. Deflections by hessian · · Score: 1

    westerner pretending the problem is poor people having babies

    Our population is stable and has been for some time. Further, those statistics (and the source, the tape-doctoring NYT) are suspect.

    Social Darwinism isn't going to make conservatives appear less sociopathic

    It's not social Darwinism, it's just Darwinism.

    Why do you deny science?

    1. Re:Deflections by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Our population is stable and has been for some time.

      The poor population would have to rise to over 70 billion to match the resource consumption of your population.

      Further, those statistics (and the source, the tape-doctoring NYT) are suspect.

      For the same reason you're probably a climate change denialist as well: it means you might, someday, have to take some responsibility for your actions. And we can't have that.

      It's not social Darwinism, it's just Darwinism.

      You can say that with a straight face when you demand universal housing, education, health care and job opportunities, as well as a 100% estate tax. But not before then.

  134. It doesn't need to taste like meat by javaguy · · Score: 1

    I haven't eaten meat in about five years, before which I did the Atkins diet on which I ate a LOT of meat. I just had enough. These days I don't like the smell or taste of meat, or of products that try to mimic meat. Tofu trying to taste like meat turns my stomach, I'd far rather they make something taste as good as it can, not like something else.

    I agree that getting it to taste familiar might make it easier to convert carnivores, but having tasty high protein options that don't try to mimic flesh would be appreciated by many people.

  135. Re:A good visual why to move away from animal food by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

    Good points. Let's take a look at South America instead: i had trouble getting a comprehensive number, but there appears to be over 300 million cattle there...almost 200 million in Brazil alone. How much forest has been replaced with graze land(and how many big grazers were there before)? And there are well over a billion cattle worldwide. It's pretty staggering and way out of proportion for the planet.

    And almost as staggering are the people who keep modding down any post highlighting the facts of the matter...i thought the guideline on /. was to 'mod up' rather than down?

  136. This old, old straw man argument by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
    Good grief, can't people actually think up something sensible to post?

    This one has been done to death more often than the fatted calf gets pole-axed.

    The only way this is actually going to be a problem is if the change in average behaviour takes place in a time period less than a couple of breeding cycles of the food animal in question. Which would be about 4 years for cattle, and less for pretty much every other food animal. (Counter examples, anyone?) On any longer timescale, the decreases in consumption rates will depress prices (supply exceeds demand), leading to the producers (I hesitate to use "farmers" for modern intensive meat production technicians) reducing their breeding of stock in order to bring the unit price back up.

    Bringing about such a rapid change in average behaviour on a national basis ... is utterly incredible. Not credible. Un-be-lieve-a-fucking-ble.

    Try coming up with a new argument. It's not a blood sport unless you punch yourself in the head trying to get the braincell working.

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