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HP Makes More Money, Cuts 16,000 Jobs

jfruh (300774) writes "Good news for HP: Profits are up by 18% over the previous year! Bad news for HP: A lot of those profits are from post-Windows XP PC upgrades, and company revenue actually dipped 1%. The solution, according to CEO Meg Whitman, is "continuous improvement in our cost structure," which means firing thousands of people. At the end of the next round of layoffs, the company will have shed 50,000 employees since 2012." New submitter Deveauxes (3664417) links to a similar story from CNN's news service, according to which "HP said the latest layoffs would come across all its business units and geographic locations, and would generate $1 billion in annual savings beyond the $3.5 to $4 billion projected from the previously announced cuts. 'No company likes to decrease the work force, and we recognize that this is difficult for employees,' CEO Meg Whitman said in a conference call with analysts. 'I think everyone understands the turnaround we're in.'"

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  1. Bringing in the Indians!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How many H1Bs will replace them?

    1. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by supremebob · · Score: 5, Informative

      I thought that they still relocating entire offices to third world countries, and staffing them with people making $3 an hour to do your tech support calls. You can't get H1B's for that cheap!

      What... you still want tech support that can actually understand English and isn't just navigating through a troubleshooting flow chart to "fix" your problem? You better pony up for the Gold level Enterprise support package for $$$$$$ a month.

    2. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by sumdumass · · Score: 5, Informative

      As for the English speaking, all you have to do is explain to them that you have a hearing problem and need to speak with someone who is accent free in English. They will bend over backwards to get you to a native English speaker (quasi Americans with disabilities act and all).

      Now the downside to this is more time on hold. The upside- beside understanding what they are saying- is that the native English speaker will likely by a higher level tech who can go outside the chart without delving into "please insert the restore CD into the computer" or at least be able to warn about backups first. but there is no guarantee. Well, I guess now there is no restore CD, press key combination and select restore?

    3. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by buddyglass · · Score: 1

      Hopefully a lot. We need some more smart people.

    4. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by blagooly · · Score: 1

      Everyone who knew a damn thing knew she was a lightweight from day one. That is the irritant to me. A PC choice that condemned a once formidable company to death. "Continuous improvement in our cost structure". Nobody is surprised by this. Compaq How is it possible that people at his level are so abysmally stupid? How can we change the culture to prevent this?

    5. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they should hire an H1B CEO. Will be much cheaper and certainly can not perform worse that those last 5...

    6. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by war4peace · · Score: 2

      How about outsourced people with great English skills, technical knowledge and still being paid around 3 bucks an hour?
      Welcome to Romania.

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    7. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work @ HP there is an announcement of 10 H1B visa workers being hired.

    8. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      "Now the downside to this is more time on hold."
      Do we really all want to converge on resources for the hearing-disabled and make their wait time even longer?

    9. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by hairyfeet · · Score: 2

      Or even better just ask around and find which local shop has a good rep and buy from them! I never understood somebody trying to save $20 by buying an HP or Dell "special" only to end up pulling their hair out because the only "support" if a third tier Indian reading from a cue card whose answer to everything is reboot or wipe. you buy from bob's shop down the street and then you can just walk in and say "Hey Bob I have a problem!" and since we small shops live and die by word of mouth? We actually CARE whether you are happy or not, because when you are happy you are more likely to recommend us to your friends.

      So just buy local, you'll get better hardware, better service, and someone you can actually just go to with issues!

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    10. Re:Bringing in the Indians!! by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Or even better just ask around and find which local shop has a good rep and buy from them! I never understood somebody trying to save $20 by buying an HP or Dell "special" only to end up pulling their hair out because the only "support" if a third tier Indian reading from a cue card whose answer to everything is reboot or wipe. you buy from bob's shop down the street and then you can just walk in and say "Hey Bob I have a problem!" and since we small shops live and die by word of mouth? We actually CARE whether you are happy or not, because when you are happy you are more likely to recommend us to your friends.

      So just buy local, you'll get better hardware, better service, and someone you can actually just go to with issues!

      That local shop, though, is not likely able to sell identical servers into any given country around the world, and they'd almost certainly have significant remote management shortcomings.

  2. non news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really don't understand people who insist that a company should be forced to take a loss before they cut their workforce. It's the cost of being more efficient. Don't like it? get off Slashdot and write a letter to your local newspaper editor. Inefficiency creates jobs and your posting to Slashdot is putting your local newspaper owner, postman and lumberjack out of work. Stop being a hypocrite about it.
     
    Oh, any while you're at it be sure to deliver it down to the drop box in your horse and buggy. Your local whip manufacturer will love you for it.

    1. Re:non news by Dahamma · · Score: 2

      No, one less letter to a newspaper is not going to change their publishing ability.

      There are plenty of stupid letters they can still post, since there are no shortage of inane comments people have about topics they don't understand. As you have proven just now...

    2. Re:non news by rudy_wayne · · Score: 1

      Actually this really is non-news. For as long as I can remember, . . at least back to the early 90s . . . HP has regularly announced big layoffs. Every few years they announce that they are getting rid of 10,000-15,000 people, and yet, the total number of people working for HP doesn't go down. The truth is, while all these alleged layoffs are going on, HP continues to hire people.

      It used to be that layoffs were bad. it meant that your business wasn't doing well. But now, everyone does The Dance of the Big Business. Stock price is down? Announce big layoffs. Wall Street loves that and your stock will go up. And then you just quietly hire more.

    3. Re:non news by plopez · · Score: 1

      read somewhere that to change an organization internally takes 20 years. Everyone must retire, quit or die. so the fastests way tochange things is to lay people off, sell non-performing divisions etc.

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    4. Re:non news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And yet the CEO or any other C-level isn't taking a paycut to help out.

    5. Re:non news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if they have cycles... announce layoffs and axe people who are 3-10 years in, then three to six months later, start hiring again via contract firms to start putting confidential ads out.

      The layoffs are a great way to get stock prices up, and offshoring looks orgasmic on paper, but there is blowback. One reason Apple has succeeded well in the consumer market is that they spend money having their CS department be top notch, with high morale. Yes, you can get similar CS from HP or Dell, but you -have- to buy a business-grade machine, and you probably have to buy a support upgrade.

    6. Re:non news by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand people who insist that a company should be forced to take a loss before they cut their workforce. It's the cost of being more efficient. Don't like it? get off Slashdot and write a letter to your local newspaper editor. Inefficiency creates jobs and your posting to Slashdot is putting your local newspaper owner, postman and lumberjack out of work. Stop being a hypocrite about it. Oh, any while you're at it be sure to deliver it down to the drop box in your horse and buggy. Your local whip manufacturer will love you for it.

      I don't think you understand how healthy capitalism is supposed to work. Employees of HP are not only providing goods are services but area also potential customers of HP products and services. When you cut and cut and cut, you end up with nobody being able to afford the products your company offers. The lost jobs also have a ripple effect in the local economy. Why don't you stop being a hypocrite. You want to keep your job right? Why should you get to keep yours?

      At some point, cutting jobs have a negative effect on your bottom line over the long run.

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    7. Re:non news by Billly+Gates · · Score: 4, Insightful

      ... and the good performers, innovators, and managers as well. You are left with those who just need a job because they have a questionable resume.

      People forget companies do not create great products. PEOPLE DO! I can't make the best widget in the world without the best engineers. ID Software needed John Carmack to make doom back in the 486 days before 3d cards. It was not the brand image that created it. It was the employee.

      HP cares more about financially engineering its stock price to rise each quarter and then sell it when it can't maximize than to innovate.

      Fiona really did a job on that company. Most of the innovators went to Agilent systems which makes more money than to try to monopolize the pc market which is what Fiona wanted by buying compaq and just focusing on this. Bad bed and the Bill and Hewlett way is gone. As good employers were fired if they did not leave already as senior folks cost money etc.

    8. Re:non news by company+suckup · · Score: 1

      Amazing how senior management doesn't really have to deal with true capitalism, only the minions.

    9. Re:non news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the great product cycle has changed. Now, if one creates a new product, they have to build a startup around it, show it is viable in some sort, then sell it off. The core company officers will get some cash, but anyone who isn't one of those on the articles of incorporation will eventually be fired because the IP gets shelved, or fired because the good people are needed, and all that is needed is a basic level of code quality... something easily offshored.

      A John Carmack would be impossible to find today, because most companies want cheap mediocrity, not innovation. In the 21'st century, cheap stuff sells and innovation doesn't... this is why we have not seen any new IP in the past 10 years on consoles.

    10. Re:non news by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > doesn't really have to deal with true capitalism

      Is that like finding a "true faith" or a "true soulmate" or a "true democracy"? It's a goal, and a laudable one, but not a complete reality at any level.

    11. Re:non news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the open secret is you only fire the bad people (or the business units that aren't pulling their weight in value). Layoffs are a healthy hygiene for a company of 300K+ people.

      (this AC is a HP low-level people manager running a $2M consulting business)

  3. But there is good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure there will be a 'Center of Excellence' in India or China that they are creating so the net loss is only 3 thousand or so.

  4. Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by rahvin112 · · Score: 1, Troll

    By the time Meg and Carly are both done there isn't going to be an HP anymore. Meg wouldn't be a republican if she didn't destroy HP.

    1. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by thieh · · Score: 1

      Well, HP will last until Meg and Carly sell their stakes, we are almost certain of that. Hard to say afterwards though.

    2. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also wouldn't be more republican if the oil industry wasn't in a boom and hiring people. I mean, WTF was your point in injecting that little comment anyhow? She's a bitch regardless. Pure and simple.

    3. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Dahamma · · Score: 3, Informative

      She might save HP, actually.

      But she could devastate the local economy and thousands of families to increase the already profitable company's margin even more for the rich shareholders.

      But hey, there is a silver lining - at least she only fucking over 16,000 HP employees and not 1M+ California employees as governor...

    4. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The oil industry boon has been accomplished by fracking, fucking up the environment, covering up railway and pipeline leaks, and disturbing oil production in the Middle East by endless war. People lives have been ruined to make our oil profitable.

      So OP was right, it couldn't be any more Republican: Do anything to make profit, no matter what the cost.

    5. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by gstoddart · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But she could devastate the local economy and thousands of families to increase the already profitable company's margin even more for the rich shareholders.

      Apparently, that is how capitalism is supposed to work.

      Shareholders get wealthy at the expense of the rest of the economy.

      They teach this stuff in school these days. So it must be true.

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    6. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 5, Informative

      Almost right. Actually, it's upper management who gets wealthy in the name of "shareholder wealth". But yeah, too bad about the rest of the economy.

    7. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Same difference, since most of upper management's income is based on stock grants. When they say "so and so CEO made $25M last year" that's not a $25M salary, it's a $1M salary and $24M in stock.

      Upper management ARE major shareholders - and that's not by accident, of course. Capitalism may not be fair, but it's not stupid.

    8. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Short version: you are a hypocrite.

      Even shorter version: your entire post is a tour-de-force in dumbfuckery. WTF does Garth Brooks CD's have to do with putting 16 thousand people out of a job? jack and shit, and Jack left town.

    9. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      The only thing that really makes sense in this post is the first 5 letters of your username. Wish I would have stopped there. The rest is borderline schizophrenic ranting, you may want to get help...

    10. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "Capitalism may not be fair, but it's not stupid."
        hahahahaha.

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    11. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by stdarg · · Score: 1

      It's sad that that guy got modded troll because of his name. His post is correct.

    12. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. California can continue to pay for endless retirements for an ever-increasing number of government employees. There us no limit to growth.

    13. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe those laid off can get a job with Compaq. Oh wait, HP brought the remains of Compaq when it went bust. So maybe they could get a job with DEC, Oh wait, Compaq brought the remains of DEC when it went bust. Well, what about Apollo Systems, it was one of the major workstation vendors along with Sun, before Apollo tanked and HP bought it, and Sun tanked and Oracle bought it. So...maybe now HP should try to remain competitive.

    14. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Calling someone you don't know a "hypocritical asshat" out of nowhere is most definitely trolling.

      There are a lot better ways to make a point than resulting to ad hominem for no reason whatsoever. And in fact, in a half-intelligent discussion, it only hurts your argument.

      So, you may believe that it's not the job of the corporation to give a shit about social or environmental issues, ok. But these same corporations *are* the ones saying that the government should stay out of their affairs, stop passing environmental and social regulations and leave it up to them and the "free market" to self-regulate.

      You can't have it both ways. Conservatives either need to admit it's the government's job to reign in amoral behavior of the corporate quest for profit, or believe that corporations have the responsibility and motivation to protect the public resources, employees, economic system, etc that they use to make said profits.

    15. Re:Meg and Carly sitting in a tree by stdarg · · Score: 1

      Calling someone you don't know a "hypocritical asshat" out of nowhere is most definitely trolling.

      It's rude but it's not trolling, which in my book has a more specific meaning than "being rude online." Also that person did not directly call someone in this thread a hypocritical asshat.. it was part of a hypothetical. IF x AND !y THEN you are a hypocritical asshat because x implies y. Whether you think the argument is fair depends on whether you think x truly implies y. I think he made a very strong case that it does.

      So, you may believe that it's not the job of the corporation to give a shit about social or environmental issues, ok. But these same corporations *are* the ones saying that the government should stay out of their affairs,

      1. Of course.. if you believe it's not your job to do X, then you will want the government to not force you to do X. Am I missing something?
      2. You're not really addressing the so-called "troll" argument. His point was that if you believe a company has a moral duty to lose money (or not profit as much) so that they can help some local economy that they don't personally care about... then why do you not also have a duty to help some corporation that you don't care about? If you think it's a moral imperative to help people keep their jobs, which is what this thread was about (much more specific than general social/environmental issues), then how are YOU fulfilling that imperative? Are you supporting the crap companies that aren't competitive and are maybe pushing old, obsolete technology? People work for them too.

  5. Give Meg a bonus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Portions of HP's business are dying or changing radically. Wishing otherwise while retaining unneeded employees will not help. Better to do it now and position for the changing market than carry a sea anchor.

  6. It's sad what has happened to HP by jhylkema · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They used to make really cool, quality stuff (Agilent Technologies anyone?) Now they're reduced to selling disposable printers and ink that costs more than vintage Dom. Gee thanks, Carly.

    1. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 3

      Remember when it took two people to move an HP oscilloscope and HP was an even better company to work for than the Japanese? Remember when the HP field service guys would come out to fix your 9000 and they could tell what was wrong with it by the taste of the dust on top of the cabinet? And they could tell you what 6-digit hex error codes meant from memory? What a difference 20 years makes when a great company is handed over to short-sighted idiots.

    2. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are the Japanese good employers?

    3. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Back in the 80s, Japan was doing really well, and Japanese companies were well-regarded for taking care of, and being loyal to, their employees. Every "Top 10 Best Companies To Work For" article featured 9 Japanese companies and HP.

    4. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So instead of leveraging their assets (their employees) to develop new and relevant products they choose to gut the place to appease shareholders in the short-term. What a disgusting waste. The brand HP is meaningless without the talent that once stood behind it.

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    5. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by mirix · · Score: 1

      Agilent still makes cool, quality stuff as far as I know. Expensive as always, though. The modern stuff running linux or windows doesn't feel quite the same as old, hefty CRT stuff... which is all I can afford anyway, but still looks to be built well.

      I think of them as HP, and "HP" as the shitty consumer products division that it fled from.

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    6. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hewlett-Packard . . . ? A company built up by great engineers, run down by bad MBAs . . .

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    7. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      and they are also reduced to producing shit for handheld dmm's:

      http://www.eevblog.com/forum/t...

      http://www.eevblog.com/forum/t...

      agilent used to be good. for high end gear, they probably still are; but it seems they have fallen down quite a bit over the years.

      HP - they are useless, now. when they were more than a printer-ink company, they were a force to be reckoned with. now, they are a printer-ink and pc whore.

      how the mighty have fallen ;(

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    8. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      but: the talent that made HP has long ago left!

      no one I know aspires to work for HP anymore. its not a choice place of work anymore.

      not sure what quality of person still works there. like SGI, it was once a giant and the talent pool was first-class; but like SGI, there's no talent left and its a shell of what it once was.

      (funny that they both used to be big unix workstation companies, too)

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    9. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by wiredlogic · · Score: 2

      No longer Agilent anymore since the life sciences division is the big money maker and they spun out the true HP T&M group with the stupid name of Keysight. I dream of HP going bankrupt soon and Keysight buying back their rightful name at auction for a pittance.

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    10. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, do you believe that Japanese companies are still good employers or subject to all the same forces that motivate any other public company?

    11. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by rhodium_mir · · Score: 2

      Apparently you haven't read my other posts. As I explained a while ago, existence is the problem . Please excuse yourself from the conversation until you have had time to review the extensive writing I have done on the topic. Thank you.

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    12. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Technician · · Score: 1

      I've been waiting for ink prices to follow MP3 players, VCR's, DVD's etc in the price drop. The funny thing is this hasn't happened, so the expectation is not met leaving a market vacuum the same way physical CD's have dried up due to inflated prices. How is the sound track of music for a DVD more expensive to produce and distribute than the DVD?.

      The high price for ink is creating alternatives to printing. This is being filled by other companies, and alternatives to hard copy.

      Case in point. I have an HP 950C inkjet. It has been out of ink for over a year now. Costco has a bargain on ink. 2 black carts and one color cart for $97. Unable to justify the cost, I passed on the purchase.

      I purchased a 2nd hand Laserjet all in one for $10 with a functioning cartridge. I just mail ordered an aftermarket 4 pack of carts for under $100 delivered.

      Sorry HP, It is not an HP printer.

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    13. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by jhylkema · · Score: 1

      Remember when the HP field service guys would come out to fix your 9000...

      But I thought the 9000 series had a perfect operational record?

    14. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Kasar · · Score: 1

      The people who once made a career as engineers at HP around here were laid off when the lab went to all temps. I guess they've reconsidered that somewhat, but would you want to trust to that? Some must have, and now the pink slips are flying again.

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    15. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

      Agilent still makes cool, quality stuff as far as I know. Expensive as always, though. The modern stuff running linux or windows doesn't feel quite the same as old, hefty CRT stuff... which is all I can afford anyway, but still looks to be built well.

      The low-end Agilent 2000 series scopes are actually quite affordable, and they give a *lot* for the price. Plus, they're upgradable in every way (except 2/4 channels) so you start with something basic and upgrade as needed.

      If you can afford it, the 3000 series isn't that much more. Hell, the top-of-the-line with everything included is around $13K or so. But that's a 4-channel GHz bandwidth scope with waveform generator and logic analyzer. The low end 4 channel 70MHz one is around $3K or so. The 2000 series is around $1K new.

      Or get an ancient Rigol 1054 or something. Agilent OEM'd their low end range from Rigol prior to releasing their 2000 series.

      Heck, even Tek has a nice scope (released in 2014) that starts around $4k, and top of the line is $13K including GHz bandwidth, wavegen, logic analyzer and spectrum analyzer (to 3GHz).

      And all these are aimed at the high end hobbyist for the basic model and are upgradable. The sub-$1000 market is dominated by the Chinese makers - Rigol is a popular one, and remember when I mentioned they OEM'd for Agilent? Agilent branding was around 4x the price for the same model. Hell, the early Rigols even had hacks to upgrade them for free.

      As for HP calculators - I think the latest 48 series were basically ARM based models running a Saturn emulator - they actually emulated the Saturn 4-bit CPU and ran the existing HP48gx firmware on it.

    16. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by company+suckup · · Score: 1

      That statement can apply to a good share of American industries from computers to healthcare.

    17. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >bad MBAs

      You repeat yourself.

    18. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Remember when the HP field service guys would come out to fix your 9000...

      But I thought the 9000 series had a perfect operational record?

      Stop. Dave.

    19. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      at least on the consumer tech side, what has HP done in the last 20 years? I can't think of a single thing they made in the mid 90s that made my mouth water, but then I was young and only really looking at computers. I always thought the printers were incredible ripoffs, with horribly overpriced ink (and this has only gotten worse). Hell, even back then, their computers were just off the shelf parts put together. You could build the same thing yourself. It wasn't like they were Intel or voodoo, fabbing groundbreaking chips that helped change out we interact with computers.

      But as I said, I may be being unfair. For me, the last HP tech that was revolutionary was the HP-12C, and that is more than 30 years ago. I'm not sure it's the MBAs fault. I always felt HPs engineers/sales/management top to bottom stopped offering interesting tech at the consumer level ages before it finally started it's death spiral.

    20. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carly? It started earlier than that. When I was there in the late 1970s, HP was far behind on computer systems. Their downfall was trying to compete with DEC and IBM. HP hired a bunch of CDC and Burroughs computer salesmen in the mid to late 70s. Gunslingers who cared for nothing but gaming the quotas. Engineers struggled with hardware and system software, constantly being behind. In other words, Bill and Dave were replaced by 'professional' managers with rampant egos.

      We had to install hardware updates and system software literally weekly. When I was doing training, I seemed to be the only instructor that even cared. Many of the rest were old employees who could only complain about the quality of the daily donuts and leave at 5pm. Progressive customers were leaving. I saw my business fade as PCs made their way into instrumentation, usually at growing new companies. Meanwhile, the dependance on airspace business was taking it's toll.

      The seeds were sown then. Many of the best people were gone by 1982-3. Apple took many of the best engineers. Customer left for newer IBM stuff. PCs started killing massive investments made in small business systems and desktop controllers. HP botched several attempts to get into the PC space, primarily because management was too busy with EPS to notice the world had changed.

      The instrument sales and support was outstanding, and the customer satisfaction level at the top. If you were an engineer then, you would consider giving up a raise if your boss bought you new HP test stuff! Agilent continues that tradition.

      HP? Nothing but a zero margin hardware company, a zero margin printer company, and a big pile of assorted software that may or may not have value. When you see what they are willing to pay for mediocre businesses, it is clear management has few options left. I admire Meg, and wish her well. But, the best solution may be continued layoffs and a major downsizing of the company.

    21. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by cavebison · · Score: 1

      They used to make really cool, quality stuff

      True. I bought a HP 8510p, 5 years ago, and it's still my main work laptop. As a web developer, I use Visual Studio, Photoshop, etc. and have SQL Server, IIS and a bunch of dev tools running continually. It also plays Dishonored and Metro Last Light reasonably well. Amazing little machine, easy to open up and maintain. Not a single dead pixel, not single failed part. The only down-side is a limit of 4GB RAM, but even that's not too much of an issue.. on XP. :)

      It was probably one of the first "good enough" laptops that didn't need to be discarded for something faster, but it also happened to never break down (crazily easy to open up and de-dust). My deep satisfaction, however, doesn't make a computer manufacturer any money. Which is another reason for pushing tablets and "laptop-replacements" like the Surface Pro - they're an emerging tech, which means the good-old, lucrative "upgrade cycle" starts all over again for these companies.

    22. Re:It's sad what has happened to HP by toddestan · · Score: 1

      The problem with inkjet printers is that they are sold on the razor blade model - sell the printer for cheap and rake in the money on the consumables. Since that's the model they are using, they aren't going to lower the cost of the consumables. Furthermore, they are extremely protective of this market, using tactics like DRM to keep the third parties out. Anyone not using this business model can't compete with the $50 printers even if the TCO is lower in the long run. The retailers are in on it too, and the printer companies keep them happy by not including a $1 USB cable in the box, so the retailer can sell them at a huge mark up instead.

      Buying a cheap, used laser printer is a good alternative. I bought a HP Laserjet 4P over a decade ago. Cheap to run and reliable.

  7. Just think of how much they'd save if they just by mark_reh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    got rid of ALL the employees!

    I suggest they start at the top!

    1. Re:Just think of how much they'd save if they just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They just did that (See Carla)

    2. Re:Just think of how much they'd save if they just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure executive level salaries will be going.......up. You know with all the cost saving measures they just implemented. You can only learn that kind of business savvy thinking by attaining an MBA at your local corporate university.

  8. Blueprint for success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Build a product people want to buy. Do not shit on your customers. (HP is now failing here)
    2. Support your products to a reasonable degree. (HP is failing here too)
    3. Treat employees like valued portion of the business. (Huge HP failure here)

    There you have it. The SROP (standard republican operating procedure) is now being followed at HP. HP is on a death spiral into garbage land. A few key wealthy republicans are profiting massively, and working people are getting screwed.

    1. Re:Blueprint for success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, how do republicans profit if they're actual owners? If the argument is that HP is appeasing shareholders by temporarily driving up stock value, they'll be upsetting the new shareholders when that stock tanks. I can't see how that's good for HP - and surely with all the brainpower at HP, they can see how it's a losing proposition too...?

    2. Re:Blueprint for success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, HP is screwed up like ObamaCare, our foreign policy, White House party spending, racists rants from the AG, convoluted tax system. Damn GOP.

      Oh, wait....

    3. Re:Blueprint for success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The standard democrat operating procedure is to measure success based on how much money (preferably other people's money) is being spent on the problem and profiting on the servitude of those dependent on the hand outs.

    4. Re:Blueprint for success by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      1. Build a product people want to buy. Do not shit on your customers. (HP is now failing here)

      With the G8 servers they took a big step forward in functionality, though reliability hasn't been what it should.

      2. Support your products to a reasonable degree. (HP is failing here too)

      Aye -- though in the same ways that everyone else is. The offshored CSO is pretty much useless, at least the peeps I dealt with every time I opened a warranty ticket. I could usually get a bad disk RMA'd without too much pain, but anything else was painful.

  9. How about cutting severance packages first? by BeanBagKing · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wasn't HP the one that, not long ago, hired and fired about 5 CEO's in the course of 7 years. Paying each a 8 figure severance package on their way out?

    1. Re:How about cutting severance packages first? by sgt+scrub · · Score: 1

      They needed to give each other the money they made selling off DEC IP to each others future patent troll companies before the left.

      1) Direct the company to buy IP from another company.
      2) Sell the IP off to patent trolls.
      3) Leave with a golden parachute to run the patent troll company.
      4) Watch the people left behind loose their jobs.

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    2. Re:How about cutting severance packages first? by BeanBagKing · · Score: 5, Informative

      Since this was marked informative (thank you) I thought it would be fun to dig up the actual figures. It isn't quite as bad as I seem to remember, but I still think it's indicative of a company that pays far too much to CEO's that are either temporary, or fail to perform. Feel free to correct me where I've made a mistake, this isn't the type of thing I want to spend all night on, but perhaps someone would have fun finding their actual yearly salaries and bonuses.

      CEO Carly Fiorina served from 1999 to 2005, since then it looks like HP has had 5 CEO's including the current one

      Carly Fiorina - July 1999 to Feb 2005 - $20m severance
      Robert Wayman - Feb 2005 to Mar 2005 - $3m cash bonus - Interim CEO
      Mark Hurd - April 2005 to Aug 2010 - $12.2m severance
      Cathie Lesjack - Aug 2010 to Sep 2010 - $1m cash bonus, 2.5m stock grants - Interim CEO
      Leo Apotheker - Sep 2010 to Sep 2011 - $7.2m severance
      Meg Whitman - Sep 2011 to Present


      So I was exaggerating a bit, but lets look at this from a worst case scenario.

      From 2005 to 2011 (6 years) HP had 6 CEO's, that's an average of a CEO a year (not really, because we're taking the end of one's career and the beginning of another, but like I said, worst case). Not including their regular "pay", they took home a total of $45.9m in severance pay, an average of $9.18m per CEO not including Meg, who has yet to receive a severance package (we're waiting..). Basically, that's 9.2m for each for being fired. Here's the crazy part. The Interim CEO's, who by all accounts did a fine job (looking mostly at Robert Wayman), got paid less than those who were "let go" (namely Mark Hurd and Leo Apotheker)

      So things aren't quite as bad with the CEO's as I seem to have remembered, but I still feel like that's fairly abismal performance for a company that has been falling off a cliff since... well, since I can remember. Granted I'm young compared to some of you, but I can remember the days before Carly Fiorina, and a time I wouldn't go near HP computers because of how terrible I thought they were, for a variety of reasons that's pointless to debate here.

    3. Re:How about cutting severance packages first? by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      Interim means someone who is just filling the shoes, and no huge decisions were made by an interim CEO unless it could not be put off.

      Interim were not paid to go away like the actual CEO. This is not golden parachute money. It's not performance based in any sense that can be compared.

      And the numbers are tiny enough to be irrelevant given their revenue. And the decisions made by the CEO are not the ones that sunk the company.

      Typically the business unit leaders would be responsible for bringing up margins, and they focus on cost reduction and ignore market share. The CEO could refocus on customer facing issues to make a more attractive product, but they have such common products that cost is the differentiator.

      The CEO decisions have been conservative, keeping a company afloat, instead of risking lots of money on a gamble. Understandable, but only barely required a CEO.

      The decisions were correct for a market constrained company. Only a brilliant CEO with strong marketing connections could make a serious impact, and they keep not hiring that person.

      In a company this big, the CEO outsources decisions except for general direction, and they are responsible for identifying and stopping poor decisions by their direct reports. Most of the poor decisions were not even made, they just were not addressed, and inertia kept it going.

      Short version, the board needs replaced.

  10. OPENVMS is Dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There goes the last of the DEC workers...

    1. Re:OPENVMS is Dead! by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      Open VMS. Best Oxymoron. Evar.

  11. HP by confused+one · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I say the 50,000 employees all team up and create a company named Homeward Bound (HB). Seems appropriate since HP sent them all home. They can sell software as a service, cheap servers, re-badge some cheap laptops and tablets, and maybe sell a few printers. Then they should do something different and maybe provide support from regional offices -- you call and you get someone within driving distance of your site, who can show up and actually help you solve your problem.

    1. Re:HP by plopez · · Score: 1

      You forgot a "1" in that.

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  12. Re:20,000 H1Bs for the country vs 320 million citi by timeOday · · Score: 3, Informative

    Where do you get that? Wikipedia says 262,569 Initial+Renewals+Extensions in 2012, which would make 20K off by a factor of 13.

  13. Re:20,000 H1Bs for the country vs 320 million citi by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Informative

    Sure, but that includes the elderly and children and people who dont' work, and people who work in areas not eligible for H1Bs. There are, and this is a hotly debated number, perhaps 2.4M STEM related jobs (of which HP itself only employs a cross-section of) and of that under 10% are open. There are over 11 million STEM degreed americans out there who have given up on STEM, probably due to dropping salaries and incessant layoffs.

    Anyway hopefully as HP lays off STEM job holders, the H1B count can be lowered by that number (some large fraction of 16K jobs). Of course that won't happen because salaries might go up.

  14. Re:20,000 H1Bs for the country vs 320 million citi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    so, the comparison should be against how many IT Professional not the "entire country".

  15. Printer Ink by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All of my calculators used to be HP, all of my bench equipment was HP or Tektronix. But these days, I no longer own an ink-jet printer, so I don't buy printer ink, so HP has nothing for me.

    There are many brands that no longer represent their heritage: Philips, Zenith, Bell Labs, Kodak...

    It's sad, but it's life, HP hasen't been a "high tech" company foe several years, they have been a "re-brander" of Chinese consumer products.

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    1. Re:Printer Ink by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 2

      All of my calculators used to be HP

      Mine still are. I use an HP48gx, and run HP48gx emulators on my Mac and my iThings when my real 48gx isn't within easy reach.

    2. Re:Printer Ink by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2

      Ironically all of those companies moved plants over seas. Now the owners of the plants have displaced them with copies of the products that made the original companies big. Who needs high priced suits in New York or San Josey? That is why there is so much crying about patent infringement. Once the patents are up, the people you used to bypass giving someone a living wage take over and kick you out.

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    3. Re:Printer Ink by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1

      My 16C is still running, 35 years later. Admittedly, I don't use it near as often as I used to.

    4. Re:Printer Ink by stox · · Score: 1

      My HP-97 is still running like a champ.

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    5. Re:Printer Ink by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      in fact, even HP can't do a world class calculator anymore. for that, take a bullshit business grade HP calc and reload opensource firmware on it!

      http://commerce.hpcalc.org/34s...

      I bought a vinyl overlay, a new hp30b and was able to install new firmware, making it the calc that hp can't seem to do on their own, anymore.

      when USERS can create calculator firmware that blows away what the vendor, HP, can do, HP has clearly jumped the shark.

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    6. Re:Printer Ink by evilviper · · Score: 1

      There are many brands that no longer represent their heritage: Philips, Zenith, Bell Labs, Kodak...

      Philips is still a good, solid brand. The others are HORRIFIC examples.

      Kodak is a failed company, who sold their brand in the liquidation sale, to cheap Chinese crap manufacturers.

      Zenith failed miserably in the 90s, and was bought out by LG, who make a few products with the Zenith name on them. Hasn't turned to shoveling crap like Kodak and Polaroid, but basically non-existent.

      Bell Labs is a sad story, too. "As of July 2008, however, only four scientists remained in physics research". "On August 28, 2008, Alcatel-Lucent announced it was pulling out of basic science, material physics, and semiconductor research". It's better than turning into a patent troll, but they're just a more-respected name brand for Alcatel, and just trying to cash-in on all their previous R&D for an easy buck.

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    7. Re:Printer Ink by Kjella · · Score: 1

      While that is true, it's also an oversimplification to say that they wouldn't have had this technology, competency or manufacturing capability if we hadn't outsourced it to them. It may sound like a blatant excuse for not having any moral or ethical responsibility, but if you don't take a business opportunity then very often someone else will. I've been a consultant and while our mixed on/offshore bids were undercutting local bids we again were being undercut by pure Indian companies, who are capable of hiring high skill/high-but-still-lower cost people on their own. In 1950 only 20% of Indians could read and write and only a tiny fraction was anything like educated, no wonder you'd pay way more for US workers. And communication with India was crap to say the least.

      You couldn't stop them becoming literate if you wanted to. You couldn't stop them becoming educated. You can't stop the Internet. They're not by nature stupider than us, given the same opportunities they'll also have high skill workers. And you can't stop the natural progression that after working in junior positions you become ready for more senior positions, Indians are hardly the only ones who have used a job at the helldesk to get experience to do something better. I don't think it is possible for the western world to hold onto such a unique skill set that we can sustain so huge wage differences, it always amazed me that you could get a hair cut for 1/10th the price depending on where you are in the world. Of course it reflects local conditions but it's still the same job as such. Trade will drag the price levels closer and with it the wage levels too.

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    8. Re:Printer Ink by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They failed to innovate. HP printers are still as terrible as they were in the 90s, and their calculators didn't evolve much since the 70s. Look at Casio calculators for comparison. Excellent screens, including a colour one, natural input even on the cheap â10 models, recycled materials, anti-bacterial coatings... And they sell millions of them, where as HP just seems to have run out of ideas and given up.

      Philips still innovates in some areas, like LED lighting. It's just a shame that they whore their good name out to cheap OEM crap. Philips laptops have nothing at all to do with Philips, they just let Dixons Group use their name on re-badged Mitac crap.

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    9. Re:Printer Ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 41CV sees daily use. My HP-45 (ca 1975) rarely gets taken out of its box, but it fires right up too.

      To the previous poster who sarcastically thanked Carly (Fiorina) for all she did while at HP, all I can say is that the only reason she didn't have the same effect on Lucent when she was there is that she wasn't CEO. (She probably contributed to Lucent's eventual demise, but her hands weren't directly on the controls.)

      When I heard HP had selected her to be its CEO, I knew it was the beginning of the end. Sad to watch a once truly great company lose its way and fail.

      So kids, watch and learn.

    10. Re:Printer Ink by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      How does that 34s compare to something like the 48 series? I think HP is still making those, right (under a different number)? I love mine, but it is going on 20 years old now. I certainly wouldn't mind a nicer display or processor, but I really like the display size and feature set. The screen on the 34s looks a bit limited with the mostly numeric display and a single line. How well does it handle things like units/etc?

      I'll have to skim the manual I suppose. Thanks for pointing it out - I hadn't even heard of it, but I'm far from a calculator enthusiast.

    11. Re:Printer Ink by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      What do you expect when you put psychopaths in charge, short term high risk thinking and it's all about them. Corporate board rooms had better stop and think about testing for psychopathy before hiring people, the psychopaths on the payroll the faster and bigger the crash and burn.

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    12. Re:Printer Ink by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of my calculators used to be HP, all of my bench equipment was HP or Tektronix. But these days, I no longer own an ink-jet printer, so I don't buy printer ink, so HP has nothing for me.

      There are many brands that no longer represent their heritage: Philips, Zenith, Bell Labs, Kodak...

      It's sad, but it's life, HP hasen't been a "high tech" company foe several years, they have been a "re-brander" of Chinese consumer products.

      Have you not heard of the new pro X Series inkjets from HP? It's not just "re-branded" Chinese consumer products. Their new page wide array printer technology is actual innovation and advancement of the state of the art in inkjet printing that effectively positions inkjet to finally directly compete with if not deprecate laserjet. Depending on the exact model, it can print up to 70 pages per minute. You get 10k pages black + white pages per black cartridge, 6.6k colour pages per triplet of colour catridges, and cartridges are 1/3 the cost of toner. Plus because the printer head doesn't actually move - it's just the paper moving through the system - there is less noise, less things to break, and it requires 50% less power to operate.

      The enterprise series also has some really cool features that I'd love to play more with - particularly the HP Open Extensibility Platform. You can write apps for printers now! They've basically mounted an 8" tablet onto them. Think - custom workflows, initiate and complete a business process right at the device, integrate with your third-party document storage and archival system, integrate your printers with your open source infrastructure stacks, have a new crossword puzzle delivered from the cloud and printed automatically for you every morning with your coffee. There is also a hardware integration pocket - so things like a badge reader or robotic arm to bitch slap people who try to print too much can be easily integrated.

    13. Re:Printer Ink by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      Philips is still a good, solid brand. The others are HORRIFIC examples.

      Kodak is a failed company, who sold their brand in the liquidation sale, to cheap Chinese crap manufacturers.

      Yeah, Philips is still operated out of the Netherlands and their consumer electronics are still available in Europe, while they've mostly disappeared from North America. Excepting personal hygiene products, that is.

      Kodak is a textbook story on cannibalization - if you don't do it, someone else will. Kodak's sad story comes out from the fact that they refused to recognize that their primary line of business was going away - selling chemicals. They invented digital cameras, yet refused to do anything about them as they would eat into their chemical sales. Well, when digital cameras started getting really popular, the writing was on the wall that their chemical sales were going to nosedive. (And they had great opportunities as well - it's not like Apple chose Kodak for one of the first cheap consumer oriented digital cameras for nothing!) Sure the first digital cameras were crap, but it's technology and technology marches on. They had an opportunity to develop it as a hedge against chemical sales, and they failed to capitalize.

    14. Re:Printer Ink by kencurry · · Score: 1

      I still have my 11C from my college days. I just love that thing - not only an excellent RPN calculator, but very nice industrial design IMHO.

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    15. Re:Printer Ink by Ultracrepidarian · · Score: 1

      Over 40 years ago, one of my college professors was entertaining visitors from Singapore. He had just obtained a brand new HP programmable calculator, and unable to contain his glee, he had to show them his newest high-tech toy. Their response? "Yes, we make those".

    16. Re:Printer Ink by PrimeNumber · · Score: 1

      That was the first company Carly screwed up Lucent (Bell labs), the second was HP. Meg Whitman has a similar story, and has Marissa Mayer: They are overrated female "tech" CEO's getting press because they happened to start their careers by being lucky enough to be at the right place at the right time.

      Meanwhile, all of the real technical women that crank out good code everyday get ignored.

    17. Re:Printer Ink by AaronW · · Score: 1

      I still use my HP Laserjet 4M/Plus I bought years ago. The thing was built like a tank. Once in a while I need to do a rebuild which is cheap but the thing just works. New HP stuff is crap. I remember being unable to print PDFs with the newer HP printers because they would crash so I had to print them at home on my ancient printer.

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    18. Re:Printer Ink by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

      Asked a long time employee about that. What happend to HP equipment on the bench, hospital, etc. He said the Compaq managers came in, some accounts that made it in from digital and did the same thing all over again. Outsource everything, that'll solve it! Yes, solve it into insolvency. Now hospitals have Phillips/Seimans equipment. Frequency counters - who knows. Industries they used to own, given away.

      Don't know HP anymore. That company died for me years ago I think. Maybe Meg can fix it. She's on the right track.

  16. Innovation? by manu0601 · · Score: 1

    Don't they have a strategy? Some innovation that they could invest on to stay ahead? That would be more promising for the future than reducing workforce.

    1. Re:Innovation? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Their CEOs don't believe they have a future. Better for them to loot and pillage before jumping off the boat.

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    2. Re:Innovation? by manu0601 · · Score: 1

      Then perhaps they could start by laying off the CEO? A CEO without a strategy is just a useless cost.

    3. Re:Innovation? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately as long as the CEO is keeping the share price going up then they are doing a good job.

    4. Re:Innovation? by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Its funny - the CEO at most corps are one of the few employees with an empoyment contract.

  17. Brought to you by: by jmd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Capitalism.

    More info here: https://www.adbusters.org/

    1. Re:Brought to you by: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See this is the part of the capitalist model that bugs me.

      Your company makes ridiculous amounts of money? Cool, collect a ridiculous salary, it is your reward for doing well. Its the diving force behind capitalism, that fat paycheck was supposed to be the reason for it all. I'm completely ok with this part.

      But why doesn't it also work the other way? How come the multi-milion dollar paychecks and share payouts to the board of directors aren't the first thing to go when the company does badly? Its even strictly speaking their fault right? They set policy and direction that resulted in poorer performance, or failed to anticipate changing markets. They did poorly at their jobs.

      Wonder how the combined wages of the 50,000 people they are laying off compares to the board of directors paychecks.

    2. Re:Brought to you by: by turgid · · Score: 1

      But why doesn't it also work the other way? How come the multi-milion dollar paychecks and share payouts to the board of directors aren't the first thing to go when the company does badly? Its even strictly speaking their fault right? They set policy and direction that resulted in poorer performance, or failed to anticipate changing markets. They did poorly at their jobs.

      Because a company is simply a vehicle for putting money (from whatever sources) into the hands of its shareholders. How many times have you heard, "We've broken even despite the downturn" or "We made a profit but good is the enemy of better" and "We must keep paying our investors?"

      Everything else is incidental. Everything, especially the workers, who are nothing more than an inconvenient cost to be controlled, at best.

      Customer focus? Customers are there to be kept sweet just as much as possible to part with the next wad of cash. Nothing more.

      Absolutely everything is about getting as much money into the hands of the "investors" as possible. In a mature market with no space left to grow, the biggest return comes from cutting the cost base. The future (beyond the next quarter's results) is irrelevant, since the investors will cash out at the first sign of trouble and put their money somewhere else.

      It never used to be like this. Something happened in the 1980s that started all this off and once-mighty, forward-looking corporations began to wither and die.

      Someone broke capitalism.

    3. Re:Brought to you by: by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

      What broke things is called "Free Trade" IMHO. You know, NAFTA, GATT, the TPP... and the list goes on. The USA does not have import restrictions like most other countries, and now its worrkers are being forced to compete with rather low global wages. We do not have reciprocal agreements. Notice how manufacturing has been almost completely killed in this country? Its no accident, it was done on purpose by those who hate paying for labor. Who do you think paid for the lobbyists behind these free trade agreements? Who got rich off the situation? Hint, it wasn't mom-n-pop and Main Street.

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  18. Brought to you by the campaign to re-elect.... by eclectro · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It proves that if you can give a corporation tax breaks and throw off the shackles of regulation, they will do better and want to hire more people. Oh...wait.

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    1. Re:Brought to you by the campaign to re-elect.... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      But they did hire more people...in Asia

    2. Re:Brought to you by the campaign to re-elect.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waiting for that to happen. Look at our tax code and the massive regulation that HP and other live with.

      How much do you think HP spent on Prop 65 signs? Would have paid for a couple of engineers. Buy, no, we need to remind people that the soap in the men's room has trace elements of substances that many cause cancer in one out of 10 million rats.

      But, hey, we need more signs. Sign manufactures will simply increase campaign contributions. Problem solved.

    3. Re:Brought to you by the campaign to re-elect.... by cavebison · · Score: 1

      > It proves that if you can give a corporation tax breaks and throw off the shackles of regulation, they will do better and want to hire more people. Oh...wait.

      I was actually doing an Excel thingy the other day, simply looking at how company profits actually relate to employment. This information is freely available from companies' annual reports. For example:

      Woolworths Limited (annual reports) graph: http://i.imgur.com/iNagiLN.gif

      For companies like Woolworths, whose operations are fairly labour-intensive, profits do relate to employment though, as you can see, profits rise far more quickly than employment does.

      Then take Comm Bank (I'm Australian): (annual Reports) graph: http://i.imgur.com/w6orwfi.gif

      For Comm Bank, profits rise confidently, however the effect on employment is comparatively modest. Employment even drops for a period. Over the long term, the relationship between profit and employment is minor.

      From the few I looked at, profits of major companies rise far more sharply than does employment, and sometimes there is little relation at all. I imagine there is a closer relationship between profit and employment in small to medium businesses. IMO, large companies should be more highly regulated (also so they can't off-shore their tax) while small-medium businesses are the ones who should be encouraged more.

  19. one device to rule them all by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

    They could totally turn themselves around if they offered exactly what just about everybody wants..
     
    A ROCK SOLID home multifunction office machine. Rock Solid meaning slick bomb-proof drivers as well as a machine that didn't crap out on a black and white report because the yellow ink was low. This machine would also need a paper feed that didn't require the moon to be in proper alignment during a squirrel sacrifice in order to feed mostly whatever you put it in.
     
    Then, offer them like cell phones. Charge less up front but only a bit less. Quit selling junk and hoping to cheat everybody on ink. Let me sign up for a quality service and ink renewal plan that works like a cheaper version of a smart phone. Make it as trouble free and pain free as your average smart phone. I'll sign up tomorrow.

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    1. Re:one device to rule them all by Nyder · · Score: 1

      ...
      Then, offer them like cell phones. Charge less up front but only a bit less. Quit selling junk and hoping to cheat everybody on ink. Let me sign up for a quality service and ink renewal plan that works like a cheaper version of a smart phone. Make it as trouble free and pain free as your average smart phone. I'll sign up tomorrow.

      Yes, just like cell phones. You only get to print 1000 sheets of paper on your current plan and it cost an extra $5 per page printed above that.

      And I could go on, but I think everyone gets the point.

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    2. Re:one device to rule them all by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > Rock Solid meaning slick bomb-proof drivers as well as a machine that didn't crap out

      I'm afraid HP desktops took on the "planned obsolescence" model around the time they bought Compaq. They've done the same for personal color printers, which are _much_ more expensive if you try to make them robust. Instead they make their money on the ink, and they make their deesktop and laptop money on the high turnover.

      Unfortunately, similar attitudes seem to have infested their servers, which are no longer the reliable standard they used to represent. They do occasionally have leading edge features, but please name 2 environments that actually benefited from using Infiniband or Firewire.

    3. Re:one device to rule them all by smellotron · · Score: 1

      please name 2 environments that actually benefited from using Infiniband

      HPC clusters and cloud providers. Several financial exchanges (CME, NASDAQ) appear to be in the process of adopting Infiniband, but every reference I see sounds like a press releases from Mellanox and not yet a demonstrable application.

    4. Re:one device to rule them all by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      A ROCK SOLID home multifunction office machine. Rock Solid meaning slick bomb-proof drivers as well as a machine that didn't crap out on a black and white report because the yellow ink was low.

      Ok, so current HP cheapo multifunction machines are not garbage at all. Case in point: HP 3070A. Does not crap out on B/W report because the yellow ink was low. Super easy to use. No bugs either on computer driver side or printer firmware. Wireless printing and scanning work flawlessly. You can even choose the scan function on the printer, a list of hostnames pops up on the printer LCD, you select one and press OK, after scanning your My Documents on your computer pops open automatically with the document in it. All this works perfectly under Linux too, thanks to the "hplip" project. I'm not joking. This HP machine has brought me a lot of value.

    5. Re:one device to rule them all by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid that "HPC clusters" is a technology, not an environment. And "cloud providers" is an amazingly vague term, and filled with many alternative technolgies and architectures.

      Please do name real companies or projects that used or benefited from Infiniband.

    6. Re:one device to rule them all by smellotron · · Score: 1

      You are definitely moving the goalposts, but I will play along. Wikipedia names several products which use Infiniband, mostly for storage (not a surprise that NAS systems want high-bandwidth interconnects). On the HPC side, Los Alamos National Lab has IBM's Roadrunner cluster, which uses Infiniband. Finally, your underlying objection sounds a lot like "640k ought to be enough for anybody." Why wouldn't we want networks to get better? IB may eventually go the way of Betamax (there are other competing low-lateny/high-bandwidth interconnects out there), but even so it is currently providing value and pushing engineering boundaries.

      Getting back to the original topic, I don't think HP deserves much credit for pushing IB. The customers whose needs are met by it are probably already working directly with all of the vendors in the chain: IBM or Intel for chips, HP or Dell for the base systems and BIOS, Mellanox and Cisco for networking, etc.

    7. Re:one device to rule them all by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid I'm not "moving the goalposts". I was reasonably specific: "please name 2 environments that actually benefited from using Infiniband or Firewire." You've cited several that _use_ Infiniband, which is a good step towards that goal. But it's not clear that they actually benefited. As Wikipedia correctly points out: "InfiniBand has no standard programming API. Be prepared to develop and write TCP and UDP.". The result has been demonstrably unstable and incompatible with other vendors' hardware or software, and the lockin and instability due to subtle discrepancies in interpretations of the "OpenFabrics Allicance" from even different departments of the same vendor was nightmarish. The adapters were, in my experience, bug filled and fragile. The time wasted with downtime and replacements, especially due to firmware bugs which often _could not be resolved_ on the original model sold to my partners, cost more performance than was gained by their high bandwidth and low latency.

      It's conceivable it's gotten better in the last 3 years, but it's typical of HP servers. They have important features, but flaws are ignored while the project fails: I've seen an IT director fired because he decided the data center would be "all HP", and the new hardware sat in boxes for 6 months while he tried to negotiate a return because it had the wrong specs. The new director had the unopened boxes shipped back, and the stacking fee paid within 48 hours, and the hardware replaced with equivalent hardware from Dell with the new specs delivered within another 48 hours, at a net cost matching the original HP servers.

  20. I can smell the curry, already! by BobandMax · · Score: 2

    Outsource out whatever you can and cover the rest with H1B imports. The stock price will go up, for a while, and everyone will live crappily ever after.

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    1. Re:I can smell the curry, already! by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      sadly, this is the standard operating procedure for the bay area, at least. it seems every local company is filled with immigrants and to find a local walking in the hallway is a rare sight.

      you know the drill and the standard term for it: race to the bottom.

      HP is no different from all the rest. respect for employees is non-existent and employees are expected to 'pay' the price for any bad performance of the company.

      in fact, standard operating procedure for the bay area is not to even hire fulltime people anymore. most companies cheap-out by starting you off as a contractor, making YOU pay your healthcare costs, unpaid vacation, unpaid sick time and no on the job training. you do that for 6mos or more (saving the company money and costing YOU, instead) and maybe they will convert you to perm. maybe.

      all the while, the company saved a huge amount during those 6mos and YOU funded the company and carried THEM on your back.

      hey, lets shift costs that we used to bear over to the employees. what are they going to do - strike? hahahaha.

      (sigh) ;(

      I can't wait until I'm of retirement age. this new american 'work ethic' is pissing me off big-time.

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    2. Re:I can smell the curry, already! by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      More head-wobblers. Just what people need.

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    3. Re:I can smell the curry, already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahahaha! I had to laugh (bitter sweet though) about that.

  21. Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by TrollstonButterbeans · · Score: 0

    >"Apparently, that is how capitalism is supposed to work."

    You are quite correct. Even if it is sarcasm.

    A company is the product of free market evolution, and a company *MUST* produce the maximum output with a minimum input.

    The opposite of this is a governmental organization or a charity --- HP is not a governmental organization, nor a charity.

    You are right even if it is for the wrong reasons.

    Any honest company will tell you they do not exist to create jobs, just look at any of the Silicon Valley companies --- most of them exist to destroy jobs. P.S. Linux and open source don't exist to create jobs either, the goal of open source --- which is a noble one and the correct one --- is to expand freedom and reduce costs --- which *EXACTLY* what they should be doing.

    I am not personally for increased costs for a commodity product --- an operating system or a work processor or a phone --- I want maximum utility at minimum cost.

    Or shall you berate Wikipedia for putting major financial strain on the Encycopedia and book reference industry?

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    1. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      in the last few decades, there has been mass mind-reprogramming that seems to convince people that 'profit above all else, to the exclusion of all else' is what american companies are supposed to be about.

      but go back to our grandfather's days and you would find social responsibility (which was hard fought for, during the union days). companies DID care and they DID shoulder the burden during hard times, because they saw value in the INVESTMENT in their work force! it was common for people to work at the same company for 20, 30 even 40 years!

      find anyone like that today. I dare you. if you find someone working 20 yrs at the same place, its extremely rare.

      this is now how it used to be. and don't accept that this was always how it was and how its meant to be. that's brainwashing by the new capitalists who are no better than white collar criminals, these days.

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    2. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A company is the product of free market evolution

      And, quite frankly, everything you say after this is pure drivel.

      There is, and never has been a 'free' market. And, if you believe there is, or that it is 'noble', you're a moron.

      The corporations game the system, can go outside of the market that we're constrained to, and pay off lawmakers to give them sweetheart deals which cost the rest of society in the long run.

      Society pays for corporate profits, and every time they get more tax breaks and incentives, it has the effect of transferring money from people to corporations, where it aggregates in the hands of a small number of people.

      Blah blah blah ... look, I'm a noble douchebag who works for a corporation, I'm going to get some 9 year old to sew my shoes for pennies/day, but I'm going to sell it to these suckers for hundreds of dollars.

      Globalization is a race to the bottom, and when your economy is in the shitter, and nobody can afford anything, you might come to understand that your own standard of life can go away very quickly, because the companies view it as an opportunity to make you compete with people in Mumbai for wages.

      Capitalism in its pure form is inherently broken. Always has been, always will be.

    3. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 5, Interesting

      in the last few decades, there has been mass mind-reprogramming that seems to convince people that 'profit above all else, to the exclusion of all else' is what american companies are supposed to be about.

      but go back to our grandfather's days and you would find social responsibility (which was hard fought for, during the union days). companies DID care and they DID shoulder the burden during hard times, because they saw value in the INVESTMENT in their work force! it was common for people to work at the same company for 20, 30 even 40 years!

      find anyone like that today. I dare you. if you find someone working 20 yrs at the same place, its extremely rare.

      this is now how it used to be. and don't accept that this was always how it was and how its meant to be. that's brainwashing by the new capitalists who are no better than white collar criminals, these days.

      What has changed my friend is court cases of the 1980's defined the role of a company. The question is who owns the company? The shareholders and big banks won. It is not to make profit. It is to raise the shareprice. It must grow grow and grow and if it gets too high go do splits forever with no end in sight! If a CEO can't perform this then hire someone else who can. It is taught in finance 101 today in any college and was asked during my exam even.

      So how does this change things?
      1. You can't grow by creating great products when your share is saturated or is no longer a cash cow with competition
      2. The emphasis on Engineers getting MBA's does not help the goal of the company. Cost accountants getting MBA's and bean counters making critical decisions and overiding IT and engineering make a better value for raising the share price
      3. The only way to get a magical p/e ratio is to raise revenue and cut expenses by sitting on cash and going in debt rather than investing on growth
      4. When you are out of ideas SELL or CUT DRASTIC CUTS to gain quarterly updates. When that doesn't work by other companies to get other investors raise the share price or sell it so the shareholders can sell out their high costs and give you the golden parachute for looking after shareholder intestests etc.

      How many times did I write shareholder? See the problem? It is a math game today of flipping for computer programs that make entities more wealth.

      That is the downside. The upside is newer agile competitors can rise up as HP is killing itself and Lenovo and Asus are taking its place. HP needs to hire more financial engineering majors to tinker with the price through accounting tricks and will cash out when it can't sell computers by selling it to Asus as a shadow of itself etc.

      It is sad really but unregulated greed and Wall Street is ruining the whole country. Did you know bankers went to jail setting gold and stock prices! True ... today they do it with HFT supercomputers and do not blink. Why is this legal? But until courts role stakeholders not shareholders only you will continue to see shareholder activists like iKahn screwing things up and cashing in and funding Tea Party and anti union laws to make sure he can make even more money.

      This corruption needs to stop

    4. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Steve Jobs I respect.

      At least he makes something people like and are willing to buy. If you hate the shiny iTurds you are free not to buy them. However, he does not do the same horrible shit HP does.

      HP puts 185 watt power supplies and changes the freaking components on the fly to save $.005 based on market conditions on the same model. So you can ahve +32 different combinations of the the HP 8500???! Sucks when you create an image as I never know which site at work has which HP 8500. They all ahve different hardware which is most likely defective.

      I can not image Steve Jobs saying SCREW GREAT PEOPLE! I want cheap labor for our iMac or iPhone. After all talent is a cost and because of my brand I can sell and do no need to innovate?! Less people means we can make more money etc.

      Apple would have been dead in 1999 if it were not for the iMac and then the explosion or products that came later based on the products

    5. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're grossly over-generalizing.

      First, I work for a company which runs lean - that is understaffed - because there is a strong cultural desire to avoid layoffs. A lot of companies care about their employees, but saving jobs doesn't make headlines or get people like you's panties in a twist to comment about.

      Second, the culture of *employees* has grossly changed. Working for one place for extended periods rarely counts for you and can hurt you both in earnings potential and job prospects. Why would I work for company X when I can bounce between six different companies and increase my net income 50%? Most people I know don't even keep the same *career* for 10 years.

      I don't know what kind of silly romanticized world you lived in where no industries didn't have massive layoffs in the last 50 years. You've clearly framed your opinions around your political leanings and not any kind of logic, reason, or historical context.

    6. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by melchoir55 · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs I respect.

      At least he makes something people like and are willing to buy. If you hate the shiny iTurds you are free not to buy them. However, he does not do the same horrible shit HP does.

      HP puts 185 watt power supplies and changes the freaking components on the fly to save $.005 based on market conditions on the same model. So you can ahve +32 different combinations of the the HP 8500???! Sucks when you create an image as I never know which site at work has which HP 8500. They all ahve different hardware which is most likely defective.

      I can not image Steve Jobs saying SCREW GREAT PEOPLE! I want cheap labor for our iMac or iPhone. After all talent is a cost and because of my brand I can sell and do no need to innovate?! Less people means we can make more money etc.

      Apple would have been dead in 1999 if it were not for the iMac and then the explosion or products that came later based on the products

      I guess you don't mean to say that you can't imagine Steve Jobs outsourcing all their manufacturing to China... since that is what they did and continue to do.

      Apple dodges billions in tax they rightfully owe the USA. They manufacture everything oversees. They were even using sweatshops until they got called out on it. All of this was done under Steve Jobs. He caused untold damage to US society by following contemporary big business norms to the letter.

    7. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the first retina MBP's had Samsung screens, while others of the same models had much worse Sharp (or LG, I forget) screens.

    8. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In many ways, this is why the private companies are the long term bets. Of course, you can't invest in them unless you're one of the "insiders" but at least they can make sound decisions which stabilize the company.

      The downside is that they continually get bought up by the public companies that are flush with cash from the stock market dealings.

    9. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      "HP puts 185 watt power supplies and changes the freaking components on the fly to save $.005 based on market conditions on the same model. So you can ahve +32 different combinations of the the HP 8500???! Sucks when you create an image as I never know which site at work has which HP 8500. They all ahve different hardware which is most likely defective."

      But your company bought them, presumably in part because they where a good value purchase, which shows that there was a demand for such a range of products.

      Your company could have chosen not to buy them and to buy something else instead, which if done in large enough numbers would cause HP to change its offering.

    10. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      "but go back to our grandfather's days and you would find social responsibility (which was hard fought for, during the union days). companies DID care and they DID shoulder the burden during hard times, because they saw value in the INVESTMENT in their work force! it was common for people to work at the same company for 20, 30 even 40 years!

      find anyone like that today. I dare you. if you find someone working 20 yrs at the same place, its extremely rare."

      It works both ways though. Most companies know that a great majority of their workforce will leave for a better job if they have the opportunity to do so. It is rare for people to spend 20 years at the place even when they have the chance.

      Employers might not have much long term loyalty but neither do employees - I'm not sure in which direction (if any) the causality works.

    11. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Everyone must make in China. Otherwise they would go out of business.

      Not to say he is a saint and another pope Francis. But, he makes excellent products and doesn't cut cheap corners. He pays his employees very well too even if he is a dick and values them. Admit the 2007 iPhone was many years ahead with html 5 and pretty graphics with gyroscopes while competitors were debating which plastic molding from central America would be cheaper etc.

      FYI HP had iPhone like pdas and phones with these features back in 1999 for its computerized appliances R&D. Fiona turned it down to focus on selling more ink, hiring finance gurus, and trying to monopolize the Desktop market instead.

      My point is money == reward for serving society/customers. Right? HP doesn't care about them. Apple under Jobs does and his price premiums are worth it. Especially for non tech people who don't want junk. The iPhone even today is a formable competitor to the Android.

      FYI do not own a mac or iPhone. I build computers but I have no issue at all seeing someone get rich by producing something people buy.

    12. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You meant the guy who was mentioned often on here for taking up handicapped parking spots, even changing out his Mercedes every six months to do so?

      The guy who is on record for $0 to charity, and whose legacy other than the RDF is a ship that had people fight about getting paid.

      Yes, If people talk about him as a role model, our society is doomed. Even the robber barons of the 19'th century left schools, hospitals, theaters, auditoriums, and stuff behind so they have a legacy. Even Bill Gates has done stuff to improve the quality of life in improverished regions.

      IMHO, Jobs isn't much of a role model, unless your life is all about dying with the most toys.

    13. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Kalecomm · · Score: 1

      PLEASE! Capitalism is the economic engine that pays for Democracy! If you don't like the company you work for or you want to make more money, start your own company and quit bitching about what someone else has. Could it *possibly* be that your "economic envy" is nothing more than coveting what someone else has?! I tire of continutally hearing socialists, communists and anarchists bitching about the state of things, yet enjoying the highest standard of living in the world! Evne the poor in the U.S. are richer than 98% of the rest of the world!

      So instead of complaining about what someone has or doesn't have, why don't you do something novel, like EMULATE them so that you can add to the productivity of the country and at the same time, increase your own take. Business people should be emulated, not demonized!

    14. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      PLEASE! Capitalism is the economic engine that pays for Democracy!

      In the past, maybe. But today it's the economic engine that buys Democracy.

    15. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Everyone must make in China. Otherwise they would go out of business.

      Actually, with Apple's ridiculous profit margins they'd do just fine. They may only be able to put away $30B a year into the bank instead of $40B a year, but that's pretty damn far from going out of business. I'm not stating an opinion here, just a fact. It's the same debate that has gone on in several other threads on this article... should it be a company's *only* goal to maximize monetary gain, or is there room for social/environmental/economic gain as well?

      Oh, and I hate to break it to you, but Steve Jobs died almost 3 years ago. He hasn't made anything or payed anyone for a long time now...

    16. Re:Steve Jobs Was Ruthless, so cry ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steve jobs went out of his way to stifle innovation by trying to maintain a stranglehold on a niche market. If you tried to do anything even remotely resembling an Apple product they sued you in to the ground. If you tried to make hardware that could run OS X they would sue you in to the ground. And yes, steve jobs went and got what would be by our standards slave labor until bad press forced him to do otherwise. He was just as big a greedy cunt as any of these CEOs.

  22. Slashdot Login Page has expired SSL certificate by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just in case other people notice, the SSL certificate for the Slashdot login page expired today.

    1. Re:Slashdot Login Page has expired SSL certificate by Soulskill · · Score: 4, Informative

      It sure did. Working on getting it fixed now. Apologies if it inconvenienced you!

    2. Re:Slashdot Login Page has expired SSL certificate by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      I'd assume it inconvenienced _you_ far more than me, especially if subscribers were alarmed.

    3. Re:Slashdot Login Page has expired SSL certificate by antdude · · Score: 1

      How about using SSL for the whole /. web site?

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    4. Re:Slashdot Login Page has expired SSL certificate by Soulskill · · Score: 1

      It's on the list, and something we'd like to do. No free engineering time to commit to it right now, unfortunately.

    5. Re:Slashdot Login Page has expired SSL certificate by antdude · · Score: 1

      Bummer and thanks. :)

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  23. Badly run company does badly... by Karmashock · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shocking.

    HP is screwed up. Who actually likes their products anymore that has a clue? Even their printers are nothing special anymore. That company has no market. The only time I see HP stuff as at big box stores where they're competing for the least informed computer purchases.

    Does the smart money buy HP? When was the last time it did?... Exactly. HP is a dying company.

    Current management needs to get the axe and the company needs to be restructured there after.

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    1. Re:Badly run company does badly... by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      A few years ago I had a job where I had to look after blades from IBM and HP. There was no contest. The IBM blades were so much better that I tried to move all of my stuff over to the IBM computers because the HP blades were junk.

    2. Re:Badly run company does badly... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      IBM is nothing to brag about either!

      they are 90% offshore staffed. if you are an american, do not even bother applying for a job at ibm anymore.

      I would not touch IBM shit today with a 10 foot pole.

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    3. Re:Badly run company does badly... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      That company has no market. The only time I see HP stuff as at big box stores where they're competing for the least informed computer purchases.

      Does the smart money buy HP?

      HP still has a market in the enterprise space. They're probably still at the top of the heap in mid-range laser printers, and their servers have certainly been far more reliable than Dell's. Their switches are decent, even though Cisco is eating everyone's lunch.

      You're talking about the consumer space, which is low-margin crapola, they'll only turn a profit on if they keep making crappier so their margins don't disappear entirely with the stiff competition. That's why they previously decided to drop the entire market segment, and only changed their mind when they realized what horrible effects it would have on related markets, like when loyal HP enterprise customers find they can't get cheap HP desktop computers in the same order as their HP servers and printers.

      HP screwed up extremely badly, but it's not because their home PCs aren't competitive.

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    4. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Why would I buy HP stuff in the enterprise space when there are dozen companies that do it better, offer better support, and generally give their customers less grief?

      What does HP actually do well anymore?

      You say their laser printers are good? Are they great though? Because honestly, there is a lot of competition there and I'd avoid HP on principle at this point.

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    5. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Kasar · · Score: 1

      Lenovo has talked about new assembly lines in the US.
      Seems only the Chinese and Japanese think the US can support a growing manufacturing sector anymore.

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    6. Re:Badly run company does badly... by purpledinoz · · Score: 1

      HP makes great laptops. Both for home and business. However, their laptops look like cheap knockoffs of MacBooks. They also need to lower their prices. Consumers aren't going to shell out $1K for a laptop anymore (except Apple consumers). What's really shitty is that HP spent a ton of money in stock buybacks. Why did they do this and then fire a ton of employees? It seems to me that the executives in the company are gutting it and running away with the cash.

    7. Re:Badly run company does badly... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      However, their laptops look like cheap knockoffs of MacBooks.

      The HP Envy machines do look like MacBook Air. Others? No. The common EliteBook, ProBook, and the consumer 6xx/2xx or Pavilion line do not look like MacBooks. They are your basic sleek black machine.

    8. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Depends entirely on what is under the hood.

      I recently shelled out a 1200 dollars for a custom gaming laptop.

      I've got a GPU so fast that I've yet to find any game that I can't run at max settings with frames under 100. I has a solid state mSata system drive and big regular harddrive for storage.

      its a beautiful laptop... I even had them put a crocodile skin on it for a hundred bucks. Plastic obviously... its not real croc skin. But its COOL. And I love it.

      Its all about what you're selling. For me anyway... I suppose to many it matters HOW something is sold and all sorts of other intangibles. The cult of Apple I think embodies much of that business model in that its very hard to justify the brand on anything empirical.

      In any case... HP machines don't strike me as being "nice"... I don't see an HP machine feel envy for it. I look down my nose at them usually. They're usually shitty.

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    9. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to strongly disagree with this. I work in enterprise IT at a large division I school, and I also run a consulting firm that does a lot of small business work. HP laptops are our #1 failing model, bar none. I have literally a stack of failed ones about 3 feet tall right now, just from the past few months. Almost always overheating issues causing BGA solder/cracking issues. Crappy thermal design across the board. Parts availability sucks, and the replacement parts are just as crap as the originals. We just junk strip/junk 90% of them now.

      When Im asked by various non-it folks what to buy (for personal use), I basically say "not HP". Even low-end ASUS and ACER are better nowdays. Yes, all lower end (think retail store) laptops mostly suck, but HP is in a class all it's own. Sure HP's really high-end stuff might be OK, but it should be at that price. I would never, ever buy anything from HP now except a mid-class or higher laser. And this comes from a guy who has worked in this industry since the late 80's and installed a TON of HP everything for years. Servers, printers, switches, routers, all of it. Would not touch any of it now.

    10. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you woudn't, and I won't judge you on that.

      However, your statement can combine with the GP's statement such that both can be held true...

      So basically, you're saying you wouldn't touch HP's shit with a 20 foot pole

    11. Re:Badly run company does badly... by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Why would I buy HP stuff in the enterprise space when there are dozen companies that do it better, offer better support, and generally give their customers less grief?

      Name a company that sells cheap x86 servers, superior to HP.

      You say their laser printers are good? Are they great though?

      Consistently good and reliable, which is vastly better than any other company, who might have an occasionally great product, inter-mingled with crap. Or they are substantially more expensive, or doesn't have the scale to keep consumables and replacement parts popularly available for many years.

      On the high-end HP has stiff competition from Xerox, Sharp, etc. etc. On the low-end their printers aren't very good, but are often better than their cheap competitors. But in the mid-range, they are pretty dominant.

      I'd avoid HP on principle at this point.

      That's not a fair assessment, then, and there's enough people with exactly the opposite opinion.

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    12. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old HP employee here that left the ship before all this crap started happening... (during the rain of Carly Fiorina)

      They fired tons of people to save money, and then continued with buying 2 airplanes...

      Or the time when Carly came for a visit at our office.. Nobody where allowed to even use the smoking-rooms because she did not like the smell..... (Was not a smoker myself, just to put her into perspective..)

      I think it was just before before we got Carly as CEO they had a "voluntary" salary reduction of 10% that lasted for quite some time....

      Then all the changes in HW when HP acquired Compaq where just ridiculous.. Same prices, lower quality...

      When i started working for them most of the equipment they made where really nice, but at the time i left (after ~10 years) not much of the quality-stuff where left..

    13. Re:Badly run company does badly... by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Yep... they are more compaq these days then HP.

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    14. Re:Badly run company does badly... by afidel · · Score: 1

      The newest EliteBooks look exactly like a Macbook Pro and have the same shitty chiclet keyboards.

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    15. Re:Badly run company does badly... by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      That seems to be true. Thanks for the correction.

  24. Gee, thanks Carly by shm · · Score: 0

    Thanks to you, HP tries to make money from ink.
    Ink. And not by making decent printers and ink, but by
    playing games with the cartridge sizes (18ml vs 30ml, anyone, with a dash of DRM.)

    The real HP is called Agilent.

  25. That's making money? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks more like dying off if you ask me.

  26. Considering they are ruled by a Republican... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF else did you expect? They admit to hating everyone that isn't an old white rich person so why should we be surprised when one of them does the happy dance for putting 16,000 more people out on the streets. I worked there for almost seven years, and the toxic environment was stunning. I saw people fired for being uncomfortable around guns. Those Republicans can tell when someone isn't such a violent thug that they're willing to own a gun so they fire us. They have destroyed this country, and now they are working on destroying more of the world. Just look at how excited Whitman was about the US trying to incite a war in Ukraine. That is their way.

  27. Fire all the workers. Brilliant! by bongey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    MBA1: We should fire all the workers, look how much money we would save. MBA2: Brilliant!!

  28. Can I have a pinch of salt with that by mrops · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Being an Indian, I understand the frustration when support goes out to some dude in India who barely speaks English. I have been there myself, not only that, I have been asked how I made it to Canada.

    Nonetheless, those that do make the H1B cut are not the same that answer those phone calls. H1B may be fresh grads, however most have engineering degrees, at the start of which they had to compete against 500,000 applicants for a under 10000 seats. Further, seats in Computer engineering which are valued more so than others are probably around 1000.

    Furthermore, there is a contrast in fee, in US, a student might have to bail out if he cannot afford the education, so not only do you have to be smart, you have to be rich, contrasting that to peanuts, the competition gets very very tough back in India.

    So joke all you want, those that do make it to US are rather smart and hard working.

    I'm not saying they are not exploited, they are. The solution is simple, the employer has to prove, H1B is needed as local talent cannot be found, if thats the case, do not tie H1B to an employer, let the employee roam free. You will see a drastic cut in H1B and abuse of new immigrants.

    1. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem isn't Hindi-speakers, it is the US H-1B system that may not have a lot of people totally, but in the relatively narrow market of development and IT, it severely destroys wages.

      The threat of a H-1B is like one not seen in any other industry. If you are a lawyer, accountant, or in any other profession, your boss can't threaten (and follow through) with being fired and replaced with someone who works for $16,000 a year, has a full CCIE or MCSE. In /. post a few days ago, I had a similar experience to someone who posted about being fired after he cleaned up a bad admin and was replaced by a H-1B because his boss said, "H-1Bs don't do sabotage".

      It is the abuse of H-1Bs, and the fact that they seem to be treated by management as the emissaries of $DEITY, the solution for all problems.

      As for proving H-1Bs are needed, that is trivially easy to abuse. I've seen places have a "secret requirement" for jobs, where -nobody- fits the requirement, so they get their minimum wage worker. I personally have had to train a H-1B replacement whose only qualification over me was the fact that he was a bargain basement worker, and that if he didn't toe the line 24/7/365, he would be sent back to Mumbai almost immediately.

      Another excuse for H-1Bs I've personally seen were job reqs that had three pages of listings. Again, nobody had 12 years of Windows Server 2012, 25 years of OS X, and so on. Again, nobody locally meets those reqs, so the company hits Tata or Infosys and lo and behold, they get a H-1B for that developer position who is willing to work obscene hours for peanuts.

      Don't take it personally. It isn't the H-1B who is trying to make life better for themselves. It is the fscked US system and the managers who abuse the process, begging politicians to open the floodgates and entirely destroy work segments, similar to how meat packing and textiles were destroyed as blue collar work.

      It is so common, it is obscene. I have seen perfectly competant developer groups tossed and all coding offshored. The result was broken stuff that ended up requiring more money and man-hours to get working than it would have cost in paying some people decent salaries.

    2. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So joke all you want, those that do make it to US are rather smart and hard working.

      sorry, not my experience at all (20+ years in the bay area and I have tons of experience with indians). they THINK they are good, but the code quality, design quality and attention to detail is far below par.

      I hate saying that. I really do, but it tends to be true. indians study by memorizing and they tend to be great at that; but when it comes to thinking things thru, they fall down. the education system encourages rote memorization.

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    3. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The annual number of H1B visas issued 85,000.

      However, the number of H1B visas working in the USA is closer to 750,000 today.

      (it was about 650,000 in 2009.
      http://cis.org/estimating-h1b-...)

      There are roughly five million STEM jobs including immigrant labor and native born labor.

      So about 1/8 of all these jobs are taken by H1B visas.

      Meanwhile, there are almost double the number of native born with STEM degrees.

      There is not a shortage of workers. There is a shortage of workers willing to work for low wages.

      http://www.breitbart.com/Big-G...

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    4. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by NormalVisual · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've had experiences with both good H1-Bs and awful ones. I currently work with two - one is Chinese and one is Indian. Neither is expected to put in more than 40 hours/week unless it's really needed, in which case we're *all* there. The Chinese guy is sharp as a tack, and is extremely good at both design and implementation. He's also one of my best friends. The Indian girl is fricking *amazing* when it comes to debugging - give her a dump file supplied by a customer and odds are she'll have found the problem within the hour, whether it's an application-level issue or something that we've hooked at the systems level. She's also one of the sweetest people I've ever met. Both are paid on par with what everyone else is, and our kick-ass HR manager abides by both the letter and spirit of the law - both of the H1-Bs were sought out only after we spent months looking to fill the positions with domestic workers (I interviewed quite a few of them after the company flew them in to talk to us). I've also worked with imported workers that couldn't code their way out of a wet paper bag, even when effectively given step-by-step instructions, and others that were competent but effectively indentured servants working for far less than they were legally supposed to be. The system needs a lot of reform, both to protect domestic employees as well as those brought in from overseas.

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    5. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by dryeo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not so much the low wages but being in-servitude. Employers love having workers who will do anything they're asked and that they don't have to worry about them complaining about things like working conditions or going to work somewhere better.

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    6. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the H1B love fest is allowed to continue, the United States will be Punjabi Extreme!

    7. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't let them get to you. The only people I see complaining about H1Bs "taking all the jobs," are a bunch of out of touch old fogies who refuse to keep their skills up to date and relevant. (Note: there are still a lot of good peeps in that age group, and this comment was not directed at them). You are better than them, so just forget all that noise and come join us, in a new age, a new reality of instantaneous sharing of knowledge and ideas from across the globe, my brother in code. Come rejoice with us, and share your gift, whatever that gift may be. Share it far and share it wide and share it for the betterment of all mankind.

      Fuck off. I don't give a shit about sharing, I only want money. The fact of the matter is increasing the supply of labor hurts everyone from the bottom to the top. For highly valued coders it may just mean the difference between $120,000 / year and $130,000, but that's still a difference.

      If citizenship means nothing, as the upper class would have you believe, then why bother being part of this state? Why shouldn't we break off and live on our own? The government is happy to take our money to support itself, but does everything it can to stop us from getting ahead.

    8. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm going to say Americans are really thinking, and they don't want to admit, not even to themselves.

      American's hate H1B's because they compete for our limited jobs. Our high tech economy was built over a long time by our parents and grandparents and great grandparents. It is managed by our government, supported by our tax dollars, and protected by our military. Americans feel entitled to reserve those jobs for Americans.

      The H1B was supposed to bring extraordinarily special talent from overseas. Instead, companies are gaming the system to fill common specialist roles with cheap foreign labor, thereby denying Americans who are qualified for those jobs. This creates persistent unemployment and causes problems in the United States.

      Few Americans care how qualified H1B's are. If there is an American who can do the job, the American ought to get it by virtue of his/her nationality. The H1B ought to be used to bring in talent that cannot be found in the United States, and nothing more.

    9. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must live in a different world than most IT workers. The people I see complaining about the H-1Bs are not the "out of touch, old fogies". The older people are the people who have their positions, or if not, they get places where they are above the fray.

      The typical mass of H-1Bs put pressure on the tier right above entry level workers, so college students are not affected, but if you want to get work past the tier 1 support job in IT, there is a lot of competition. $16k a year gets someone a CCIE.

      I'm lucky -- the H-1Bs are mainly getting their CCIEs and MCSEs at degree/cert mills. However, I have encountered few with Linux experience, other than maybe logging into a system to configure Apache because of Web development.

      However, it is just sheer luck that I started in IT when Windows was just hamburger helper for MS-DOS. UNIX experience (as in production Solar/AIX/Linux/HP-UX) is not something you can buy cheaply because there isn't the tremendous pool of people with production UNIX experience (no, installing Ubuntu on a cast-off PC does not count.) Windows, OTOH, MCSEs are a commodity quantity.

    10. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have worked with H-1Bs, from those who are real specialists, whom the program is designed for. They are true professionals.

      However, I've also worked with those who know they are the bargain-basement IT types and their networking skills are limited to punching a hole through the firewall so they can spend all day watching Bollywood movies, and were just there because it beat working in their native town, and if they lost the job, the measly pay they got amounted to a lot of rupees at home.

      Sad thing, I've encountered far more of the latter whose only qualification is the fact that they are cheap indentured servants.

    11. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by geekoid · · Score: 2

      H1Bs are impacting the job market, and taking jobs for cheap. why do you think large corporation want them to be easier to get?

      Yes I'm an old foggy, But dollar to donuts I an out code you in any technology.

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    12. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by geekoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      " There is a shortage of workers willing to work for low wages."
      which means they should paid more oh, right. Corporation get to maneuver around the free market when it suits them.

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    13. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quoting H1B numbers from an rabid immigrant hating site like CIS is dumb. That person doing the estimate has obviously no idea what is going on. Only 2% of H1Bs have more than one application? You need a new application everytime they switch employers, switch jobs within the same employer, switch locations, etc etc. Only 1% of H1Bs are not used? Ha ha ha!!! Try most are not used. Most H1Bs go to Indian companies. They use them to send employees over for a few months to deliver the project at the client site etc. Most of the time those H1Bs are not used. They are applied for to make it easier for the employee to travel when required because getting a work visa on demand is impossible for workers from certain countries.

      What next, are you going to quote an Aryan Brotherhood website about black IQs?

    14. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you code as well as you write English? Your post reads like an attempt to write bad poetry read during drug rehab group counseling.

      "You are better than them, so just forget all that noise and come join us, in a new age, a new reality of instantaneous sharing of knowledge and ideas from across the globe, my brother in code. Come rejoice with us, and share your gift, whatever that gift may be. Share it far and share it wide and share it for the betterment of all mankind."

      Gag me with a fucking spoon. Are you Vogan? I'm actually crying right now.

    15. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by plopez · · Score: 1

      OP has been watching too many Sarah Palin videos.

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    16. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by plopez · · Score: 1

      I was probably retraining myself long before you were a wet stain on you mommas panties[1]. How's this for a resume (approximate chronological order): Uniflex (Unix work alike), CDC, M77, Ultrix (Unix work alike), C64, Snobol, LISP, C, PL/I, 6501, 6800, VM, MVS, JCL, too many versions of Windows to count, Pascal, Rapid Prototyping, Powerbuilder, HPUX, AIX, GIS, ESRI, Solaris, sh, bash, csh, gcc, Foxpro, Perl, Visual Studio, Spiral, VB, SQL (various flavors), Too many flavors of Linux to count (I actually started using Slackware about 1996), Oracle, SQL Server, mySQL, postgresql, Python, Function point analysis, C#, NUnit, R, Java, Junit, Eclipse, Groovy, Spring.

      And more. I've seen it all and so moving on to the next fad is no big problem for me.

      [1] By the way how's she doing. I haven't seen her in a while. Next time you get out of the basement say hi for me.

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    17. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate saying that. I really do, it tends to be true. Most Americans are unable to mermorize and unable to think thru even with degrees. Indians win, cowboys lose.

    18. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So joke all you want, those that do make it to US are rather smart and hard working.

      sorry, not my experience at all (20+ years in the bay area and I have tons of experience with indians). they THINK they are good, but the code quality, design quality and attention to detail is far below par.

      I hate saying that. I really do, but it tends to be true. indians study by memorizing and they tend to be great at that; but when it comes to thinking things thru, they fall down. the education system encourages rote memorization.

      Wow since when did comments like this get modded +5 on slashdot? srsly people? I fail to see how this guys sweeping generalization of 1 billion people is insightful.

    19. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, I just graduated with a CS major. If you think we get cheap education here, your flat wrong. At my graduation there was a student who had on his cap "50K in the hole". That is cheap for for a degree, it amounts to around 20K a year, in living expenses and tuition costs, add that up over 4 years and you have 80K debt. That is from a state university graduating on time. If you go private, get a few poor grades, or start out undecided it can up to greater than 100K easily. If you are poor or disadvantaged in some way you can get federal or state assistance, or if you are lucky you can get a scholarship or grants. But most of us don't qualify, if your parents can make rent your are probably not getting much in the way of assistance. Your best bet is to get a job that has tuition reimbursement for your chosen degree, good luck with that.
      The second area where I have issues is the quality of education in India. The students who studied over in India and came back claimed that their Indian peers just memorized the algorithms, and when asked to actually code they were mystified. Granted, I don't believe all Indian students are like that. One of my instructors was from India, and while I would not recommended his lectures he was rater brilliant when it came face to face explanations. (Though it is worth mentioning his focus was on the math not the concepts, which confused many of us in his classes.) The simple fact is that memorization amounts to very little when coding, most cut and paste coders easily can match the skills of a coder who just memorized his algorithms. In fact, I doubt any of them could have passed the course I had on algorithms. (You were given a problem, and told to derive an algorithm as close to optimal as possible, and prove its run-time. The instructor liked giving us problems taken from official ACM challenges. To give you an idea of how hard it that class was there were 30 people there on the first day of class, only 8 of us took the final. Most who passed the class had taken it more than once, it is a required course for my degree.) We do work hard, very hard, for our degrees too.

      In summery, higher education is not free or even cheap here in the US. I don't doubt that the Indian on the other end of the phone line is qualified for the position in India, but they don't meet the US standards for quality service. I don't want to be on he phone with tech support for an hour trying to get passed a language barrier, while explaining a difficult problem. Just to be transferred to a native English speaker who solved the problem in less than 10 minutes. I understand the need for an idiot filter but what we have is absurd. At least believe me when I call in and say I already made sure it is plugged in, restarted it, etc... I do not want to be asked 100 questions that I answered in the first 5 minuted of the call. If you do not understand the language well enough to identify what the problem is, from what I have already said, then get off the phone and put me through to someone who does. Because, at that point you are wasting my time. You may get paid $3 an hour, but I get closer to $35 an hour, should I charge you the difference?

    20. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the book "Soul of a New Machine", the head of the Data General Eclipse project snuck into a place where here could get his hands on a competing DEC machine. His observation was that the design of the DEC computer mimicked the structure of the DEC organization and, as such, wasn't as efficient as he could do with the Eclipse.

      Given all of the Indian code I've seen, that principle seems to hold true for software. It's bloated, inefficient, convoluted, and flakey, especially at boundary conditions. Now, that kind of code isn't limited to Indians, but it sure seems to be predominate. There's no craftsmanship, passion for quality, or thought for the future.

    21. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      The outsourced engineers I work with are right now are very good, but they are also fairly senior. They've worked their way up from 'call center' jobs, and I applaud their efforts. They've not tended to delve into the underlying issues, but that's a managerial pressure problem, and I'm helping with that.

      They're being rewarded for closing tasks on the tasklist or closing tickets, not solving a ticket so well it never recurs and never shows up on the tasklist. They are also _cheap_, in the sense of avoiding new architectures, new paradigms, or re-inventing the wheel because they think they can do a better job themself. The desire to re-invent from scratch in order to solve one small problem is common to my American colleagues, and I've enjoyed the opportunity to help negotiate and rethink the approaches.

    22. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      > they don't have to worry about them complaining about things like working conditions

      Or being forced to use a style guide. Or using PHP instead of Perl or Ruby. Or Jboss instead of Tomcat, or NFS instead of CIFS, emacs instead of vi, Or actually working on the project on top of the task list instead of their personal "startup company" side project.

    23. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      I know this is hard for most people on slashdot to believe, but not all H1B visas go to programmers and the 5 million cough is tech jobs not including tech manufacturing, NOT STEM jobs. A civil engineer is part of STEM, your math and science teachers are also part of STEM degrees (and this probably includes all the high school and middle school teachers of these subjects).

      I don't really have a horse in this race. I have a lot of extended family from India that came to the US taking high tech jobs, but they are able to get family based green cards as the moment the first person in the extended family had a green card they started applying for everyone else (brothers and sisters, and therefore, nieces and nephews get it on a family basis on rush delivery).

      I don't know if they are needed at all. I do know though, recruiting in finance, it is miserable trying to find a native born and educated person who has the basic math and computer skills needed for my area. And we will pay you 100k out of college year one and you can expect that number to double in 3 years and quadruple by year 6 or 7 (if you are good), even with the massive contraction in finance salaries. So when tech firms say they have trouble finding qualified talent, I can commiserate. And I'm pretty sure it's not a pay issue considering there are very few other jobs in the US that can offer you can that kind career pay progression.

    24. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      the cost was his point. Though I'm guessing his accent may have thrown you.

      If you are going to be 100k in debt to become a STEM grad, his point was many many qualified, smart, capable people will not pursue that route. This means we don't get the best of the best in our STEM grads, we get the best of the relatively smaller population who can afford to get the degree.

      Whereas in a place like India (or many European countries or Asian countries) where higher education isn't stupidly priced, everyone is competing for those STEM seats, and those seats may very well be limited. So you have a much, much larger population of people competing for those seats and you don't lose qualified individuals because tuition was too expensive.

      Anyways, I always say the proof is in the pudding. For all that a small number of US tech employees complain about this, the companies are now going to India and hiring grads to work in India for salaries north of 200k USD a year (out of college). That is "living like a king" money in India for a young, bachelor(ette). So obviously there are enough qualified people to be commanding envious salaries in India.

    25. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I hate saying that. I really do, but it tends to be true. indians study by memorizing and they tend to be great at that; but when it comes to thinking things thru, they fall down. the education system encourages rote memorization.

      You mean, just like ours? Face it, you're talking about individual differences.

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    26. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've met some pretty skilled Indian programmers, but they were really the exception (just like the most highly skilled non-Indian programmers)

      But at the bottom end it is a night and day difference. I'm having to reject code for failure to maintain the equality contract in Java. I'm having to review code for inappropriate use of the == operator for equality by value. I'm having to remove the obligitory Comparable interface from items that do not have a sensible ordering.

      It seems at the low end of things, Indian HB1s have the engineering degree, but they are stuck in cut-and-paste programming, or when you force them not to cut-and-paste, they are stuck in programming ruts that include "everything needs an X". For example, it is very common for a single object to grow into a mess where it has a Builder, a Factory, an Interface, a Helper, a supporting "XInfo" object, a "XUtil" and a "XImpl". Oh you wanted some logic with that object? Good luck on that, buddy.

      Since they cut-and-paste so freely, eventually they look to code generators, which make the cut-and-pasting more efficient, when you have inheritance available (solving the same thing without a second template language, and a code generation framework to be maintained).

      Honestly, as bad as I made that sound, I can live with that. It's just code, and code can be changed. The real issues come outside of the coding. I would trade immortality (if I had it) to never hear their canned excuses, which they see as realities.

      • Who is going to pay for changing it? (to something that doesn't suck)

      • I was just doing what I was told to do. (You were given a specification to implement, not a directive to implement it badly. The two are different things, and it is the implementation that we are talking about. Besides, have a little pride in your work, do you really want to preserve the bugs?)

      • I am far too busy to do it. (Because you're far too busy supporting the unnecessary crap you just wrote last release)

      • It worked on my computer. (Because you didn't test it, you just compiled it)

      I could go on, but really I can't stomach any more of it right now.

      The good side is that people like me are getting to be in high demand. The bad side is that our jobs are turning into janitorial efforts for on and offsite Indian teams. I don't blame the people, it's their schooling that sucks. They were robbed of a good education under the guise of making it a national job training program. US universities are slowly shifting this way too, but at least they have tradition trying to hold them in place as centers for making thinkers (who just happen to be specialized in certain fields). Pessimistically, I think the reason this goal has held on in the US is more out of lack of effort to overhaul the curriculum to just making them job training camps, but hey, I'll take any injection of analytical skills over none.

    27. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to agree. Most of the Indian IT workers I've seen are incredibly lacking at critical thinking or thinking in general. They do make very pleasant corporate drones though, with IT management of course loves.

    28. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psst* It's okay to stereotype the whites!

    29. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by joelgrimes · · Score: 1

      So joke all you want, those that do make it to US are rather smart and hard working.

      sorry, not my experience at all (20+ years in the bay area and I have tons of experience with indians). they THINK they are good, but the code quality, design quality and attention to detail is far below par.

      As an American working in a company with a half Indian workforce, both onshore and off, my experience is exactly what the gp says. The workers who made it to the US were much more capable than the offshore team. I chalked it up to the fact that the obstacles to emigrating went a long way towards selecting for the more intelligent/motivated/organized. At the very least they needed to convince someone to sponsor their H1b. The sponsor takes a sizable risk so they tend to choose carefully.

      One of the things I experienced when I first started working with them was an uneasy sense of "If they're all this good and there are tens of millions of them waiting in the wings, we're all doomed in this profession". I'm a reasonably good programmer, but this level of competition is going to burn me out.

      Fortunately, working with the offshore team put my fears to rest. Nobody in the company had a lot of faith in the offshore team.

    30. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Heh, I know someone who refused to hire anyone but a white person based on similar reasoning to what you just mentioned (she was a Chinese woman). She found someone who fit her profile, and he was lazy and a lousy programmer. She immediately regretted her decision.

      I've worked with great people of all races. Sometimes you get duds, sometimes you get Amit Singh. You might as well stereotype and say that American developers are over-entitled with the attention span of twitter: constantly needing entertainment like free food or nerf-gun-wars to stay on task.

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    31. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further, seats in Computer engineering which are valued more so than others are probably around 1000

      Speaking as an Engineering graduate from India who still lives in India, I disagree with this point. You must have moved to Canada a decade ago. Engineering seats are no longer "hot" as they used to be. There is a *lot* of Engineering seats and anyone with cash can get their way in. You can see the trend here: http://admission.aglasem.com/total-number-engineering-seats-india-state-wise/

      While some colleges do have good staff, most of them are interested only in making money. Plus the entire education system in India(both schools/colleges) still encourages rote memorization to get good scores. You need good scores get into a good college and graduate out of it. And 80% of good score comes out rote memorization. Our education system needs a serious reform or I am afraid that we'll *entirely* become the stereotype that we are projected here on Slashdot.

    32. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by AaronW · · Score: 0

      At my job we have openings that we find extremely difficult to fill with local talent just because the demand is so great and the number of people with the skills is small. Sadly there are far fewer Americans graduating with computer engineering degrees than there are job openings to fill. They'd rather get degrees as English majors or MBAs or other easier degrees then complain when they can't get work after graduating.

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    33. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by AaronW · · Score: 1

      I too work with a lot of Indians. It all depends on the person. There are a number of people I work with who are extremely talented and others who are not who usually don't last all that long. It depends on the company. For example, if I see a resume for someone coming from certain well-known Silicon Valley companies my expectations immediately drop significantly.

      One problem they have in Indian universities is that they typically do not have the hands-on experience one can get at a good US university. While I was in labs with oscilloscopes, programming FPGAs and wire-wrapping CPUs such things are not available in universities in much of the world (they stopped wirewrapping soon after I finished the class).

      Now if I could only find a highly qualified person to help me work on U-Boot on multi-core MIPS64 chips (48 cores * 2 NUMA)) and new boards I'd be happy, regardless of if they're Indian or anything else.

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    34. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by AaronW · · Score: 1

      I can confirm this. I have interviewed a lot of people for trying to fill positions and finding a good qualified person is damned near impossible, regardless of race. The best candidate I interviewed was a trans-gendered Russian who we made an offer to (I guess she decided to stay where she was or had a better offer). I've interviewed some white people who clearly are not qualified as well as some Indians who are very well qualified.

      If you know how to work on U-Boot or embedded programming (multi-core RISC experience a major plus) I'm desparately looking for someone to help out since I'm totally overwhelmed. I'm working with 48-core NUMA chips, 10G/40G networking, PHYs, Linux kernel stuff, I2C devices and a lot more. I work on everything from XHCI to AHCI, NAND, EMMC/SD, SPI and just about everything else imaginable. Want to play with running an application or Linux on 96 cores? Generally not much assembly language, though I consider MIPS assembly to be quite elegant compared to the horrendous mess that X86 has turned into. I'm always getting new boards to support, new PHYs, new I2C devices, SATA port multipliers and just about anything imaginable. Virtual memory and low-level CPU experience a plus (we run U-Boot in virtual memory to simplify things). We're also working on ARM64.

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    35. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by AaronW · · Score: 1

      Find me an American who's qualified for the job and they'll be hired on the spot. My employer has had a very hard time finding qualified people. The key word here is qualified. I don't care what race, sex, sexual orientation or anything else, as long as you wear pants and can code I'm happy. The problem is that there are far too few Americans graduating with Computer Engineering degrees. I need someone who is good at writing software and understands hardware. When I code I have several documents open at the same time, usually datasheets and schematics.

      A standard CS degree doesn't have the hardware background and I'm sorry to say that a lot of code I've seen from EEs is utter crap. Finding someone good at both seems to be damned near impossible.

      It often takes months to find someone qualified for a position. Too often the person I interview doesn't even have decent C programming skills, let alone understand things like CPU cache, virtual memory, multi-core programming (up to 48 * 2 right now) or how to interact with complex hardware devices.

      I don't want someone who just adds a quick fix or hack. I want someone who does it right, even going so far as to reengineer code if it will make it better (i.e. easier to maintain, more portable, etc.) The code I get from vendors who design boards for us almost always is crap. The first thing I do is throw it out and start over. I try and maintain strict separation between board specific code, our code and the standard U-Boot bootloader code. I've ripped out almost all board-specific code from the common code and put it where it belongs along with minimizing the amount of board-specific code that is required.

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    36. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by n3r0.m4dski11z · · Score: 0

      "I have tons of experience with indians"

      Thats pretty racist to generalize so heavily one ethnic group across an entire industry.

      "I hate saying that. I really do"

      Your racism is not in any way a favour to society so like, I hope you understand that you don't have to be racist if you don't want to.

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    37. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the OP has clearly met every single person in India.

      Why don't you just go ahead and call him racist so we can laugh at you for being an idiot? Anecdotal experience is anecdotal. Change your tampon.

    38. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I was told something similar from an Indian, she said it is simply the fact that India is still VERY strong with the caste system and nobody dares think outside the box because "you have to know your place" which is why she got the fuck out. She said she would gladly wait tables here before working an IT firm there simply because of how rigid things are there. She said there you can be doing something so obviously wrong it isn't funny but if the person who told you to do it is in a higher caste? Doesn't matter if its pants on head retarded, you are beneath them so STFU and do it.

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    39. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      She said there you can be doing something so obviously wrong it isn't funny but if the person who told you to do it is in a higher caste? Doesn't matter if its pants on head retarded, you are beneath them so STFU and do it.

      Yeah, kind of like when your manager tells you to do something stupid, but you need to pay your bills so you do it anyway. We have all the same mechanisms here, they're just dressed up differently. We have less population density, or else things would look more similar.

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    40. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by toddestan · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of people graduating with computer engineering and other STEM degrees, however, as a fresh graduate they don't have "skills" and "experience" so they get continually passed over when it comes to hiring. That's why the unemployment rate for young people is so insane. A few do get lucky and manage to break into the field, but many others simply give up and do something else. Meanwhile, the older experienced people are retiring, and companies would rather whine about a so-called shortage instead of training up the next generation.

    41. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen the complete opposite. Indians that have gone through India's so-called education system tend to have little to no critical thinking skills. The ones that didn't cheat their way through or just bought a degree have managed to memorize an impressive amount of facts, but they are completely unable to apply that knowledge to solve even the simplest of problems.

    42. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      WRONG Drinkypoo, not even close. Can your coworkers that are not above you in the chain of command order you around, possibly even order your boss around? She said that often happens there because the coworker is in a higher caste. She likened it to the segregated south of the 50s in that even where blacks could dine and shop you had to always "know your place" and defer to any white person no matter what. She said the caste system is the same, doesn't matter what you did in a company, how many years you put in, somebody hired right off the street could order you around if they are in a higher caste.

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    43. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, kind of like when your manager tells you to do something stupid, but you need to pay your bills so you do it anyway. We have all the same mechanisms here, they're just dressed up differently. We have less population density, or else things would look more similar.

      Not even, In India a worker who is the same grade cna tell you what to do, in many more ways than just work - and you are going to do it if they are a higher caste. Because that's just what you do.

      I've been able to disagree with all the bosses I've ever had, and only ever had one direct order ot not do it the way I was going to do it. And that was because I was pulling the weight of another coworker who was s erial deadline missed, and the boss ordered me to stop covering for the guy.

      And yes, sometimes I did things their way. And sometimes after a few cockups, they decided that they might want pay attention to the way I wanted to do it. If your boss is a disagree with me and you're fired type, they won't last long.

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    44. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by wurzelsepp · · Score: 1

      True. The code they produce is terrible for the most part. But again it's job security. Producing tons of bugs and software defects gets them more working fixing the mess they created. However more often than not things don't get fixed at all. Ever wondered why Mac OS X software quality has eroded the way it has? Funny how you can f*k up BSD so badly. Just go to an Apple campus in the evening when normal workers go home. You think you are in India. I have to review code for a living and the stuff they produce is the worst code I have seen. These guys have zero pride and sense for quality. They are just a bunch of software monkeys banging at keyboards. And vastly overpaid.

    45. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by wurzelsepp · · Score: 1

      You would make a good Indian - if you are not one already. You jump on every sinking ship with Hallelulja 8) No brain - no own critical thinking. Just go back in your sinkhole.

    46. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really think they work for $1.3k per month? Thats just not true.

    47. Re:Can I have a pinch of salt with that by Stuarticus · · Score: 1

      Have you looked at the caste of their latest president?

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  29. On the upside by Tetetrasaurus · · Score: 0

    Now there's 15,000 more people vying for the first post in Slashdot stories.

  30. HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As others have commented, HP used to be a great company. I have a stack of what used to be very expensive electronics test equipment in my home lab, all of it with an HP label, except for a Tektronix scope. The equipment I have is between 20 and 50 (!!) years old but it works flawlessly and accurately.

    HP started Silicon Valley.

    But Hewlett and Packard died and the bean counters took over.

    HP is the poster child for how greed can completely destroy a company. Simple case in point, an "honest broker" would sell printers at a fair price, and sell the ink at a fair price as well. The product would compete on its merits. Instead the crooks at HP will sell you a $50 printer to get you hooked, and then sell $40 ink cartridges that are 1/4 full. Instead of investing in way to make their printers better value, the invest in ways to embed DRM in the print cartridge because that's how they can maximize profits. A child can identify this as immoral. I personally am looking forward to the final end for this disaster, like Zenith, RCA and other former greats.

    The bean counters spun off the equipment branch into Agilent and moved it Malaysia; sending the know-how on how to build the world's best test equipment overseas. Does the US have the capability to manufacture the world's best test equipment anymore? Hell no, the "tribal knowledge" is lost. It will be impossible to get this back, unless the Malaysians decide it will be cheaper to ship the whole factory back to the US. Good luck on that.

    This is also why you can't get to space in an American rocket anymore, better brush up on your Russian skills. America is so medicated with the TV, hearing about Kimye and whoever Miley was twerking with last week, its a disaster.

    1. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Empires raise and fall, it's ok for the US to fall behind and for the Chinese to take over. Let's just hope they do a better job for the next 200 years. I'll be so dead.. good riddance USA!

    2. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hp spun off agilent so it would not get dragged down.

      i blame most of this on microsoft for making shity software

    3. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Beeftopia · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I discovered the big problem in American business today: Executives can make big money by running a company aground. Enough money so that their grandchildren won't have to work.

      Greenspan thought companies would self regulate. His mistake was subtle: He assumed that the leadership of the company needed the company to be healthy in order for the executives to prosper. But a new pattern emerged: executives could engage in behavior which could yield a multiple-lifetime supply of wealth by engaging in practices which ultimately destroyed the company.

      And that's what happened to the financial sector in the US. And doubtless other companies which yield this particular prize.

      I don't know what the common underlying reason is but this is the common symptom - being able to make the Big Score by running a company aground.

    4. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      The fault is that Capitalism shouldn't be treated like a religion, which is what a lot of people do. Capitalism is a process that enables capital to be amassed and harness to accomplish a goal. It shouldn't be a goal in itself. Take water as an example. Water is wonderful stuff. Makes plants grow, makes a nicer environment. We need water. If we don't get it, everything dies.

      But water has a darker side. Too much water in the wrong place and people drown and structures - even massive parts of the landscape - wash away. So it is with ideology.

      We spend a LOT of time and effort on harnessing water for public benefit. But there are people who think that the forces of Capitalism are strictly benign and should be left uncontrolled.

    5. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Fly+Ricky+-+The+Wine · · Score: 1

      Love how you think Greenspan made a mistake. If you think I'm being pedantic, you are very wrong.

    6. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple solution is not to restrict the amount paid to CEO's, but to pass a federal law to require they only be paid in stock, and only be able to sell 5% a year of what they are paid, thus if the company tanks in 10 years, they only get 50% of their first years pay and only 5% of their last years pay, assuming they take out the max each year and limit severance for CEO's to 6 month's pay, all in stock that has the same limitations. It would re-align the MBA's interest with the company's long term viability. HP was a great company as long as the founders were at the wheel, it only went sideways when the MBAs moved in and started looting instead of running the company.

    7. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is simple: much easier to destroy a company through incompetence and neglect because to really do well, then the executives would have to really work.

    8. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how we rag on CEOs who make millions, yet excuse such salaries to rock stars, Hollywood bimbos, and drugged up jocks.

      Lots of major league players hitting below .200, with 5 year contracts and $5M+ a year no matter what they do.

      But, hey, easy to attack those who will not fight back publicly

    9. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regulate companies so they are only allowed to make $X amount of profit per employee per year.. Anything above would have to go back into education and/or salary for the employees... Ofcourse they should be allowed to save money in a pile to save up for bad years and future investments and other such stuff..

      And limit the salary difference between the highest paid employee to the lowest paid employee to be on the scale of 100... If lowest paid is $50000 the the highest paid would only be $5000000.. (stock or stock-options would of course be counted here..)

    10. Re:HP - Great Name - Good Riddance by afidel · · Score: 1

      That's basically how our company does it, though it's a 5 year vesting period on options, not 20 (which frankly would be considered a bit extreme since the average tenure for a Fortune 500 CEO is 4.6 years and 8.1 for all publicly traded companies).

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  31. Meg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does she have a job? I can fuck up more than her if that's what they want.

    1. Re:Meg by plopez · · Score: 1

      To really mess things up requires an Ivy league MBA.

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  32. Re:20,000 H1Bs for the country vs 320 million citi by artor3 · · Score: 1

    And don't forget it's a three year period, so the actual number of H1-B visa holders in the company could be as many as triple that. It will actually be somewhat less, because not everyone stays for the full three years, but there are certainly at least half a million people in the country on the H1-B visa. And that's not counting the other work visa types, such as the L-1. When you consider that the total number of engineering, programming, and technician jobs is around 4 million, it becomes clear just how big an impact visas have.

  33. HP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I say the 50,000 employees all team up and create a company named Homeward Bound (HB). Seems appropriate since HP sent them all home. They can sell software as a service, cheap servers, re-badge some cheap laptops and tablets, and maybe sell a few printers. Then they should do something different and maybe provide support from regional offices -- you call and you get someone within driving distance of your site, who can show up and actually help you solve your problem.

    On a related note, Dell had one service technician for the entirety of southern Maine when I was a freshman in college.

    He drove two hours to come and fix my computer under warranty when there was an issue. He stayed despite a snow storm and was generally just a decent guy.

    That was fourteen years ago. It took little over a decade to piss all of this away.

  34. Astro-turfing Democrat by RoccamOccam · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anyone else noticed the obviously pre-meditated attempts at injecting clumsy Republican-bashing in every single story for which there is even the slightest semblance of relevancy. I honestly think it's an organized campaign.

    1. Re:Astro-turfing Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else noticed the obviously pre-meditated attempts at injecting clumsy Republican-bashing in every single story for which there is even the slightest semblance of relevancy. I honestly think it's an organized campaign.

      Thanks Obama!!

      >That's a joke, not unlike the quoted post.

    2. Re:Astro-turfing Democrat by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Do you remember her campaign? Vote for me - I know how to run a government like a business. It turns out - no she doesn't.

      I'm sorry - but if you dish it out you have to take it too.

    3. Re:Astro-turfing Democrat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly think it's an organized campaign.

      I would say that I honestly believe you honestly think that, but that would just be clumsy Republican bashing.

    4. Re:Astro-turfing Democrat by company+suckup · · Score: 1

      I'll save my pre-meditated attempts at injecting clumsy Republican-bashing for stories dealing with vast numbers of closeted gays thank you very much!

    5. Re:Astro-turfing Democrat by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

      Do you remember her campaign? Vote for me - I know how to run a government like a business. It turns out - no she doesn't.

      I'm sorry - but if you dish it out you have to take it too.

      I don't want my government run like a business. Governments shouldn't be profit-oriented, they should be customer (citizen) oriented. In theory, that means that each and every citizen gets the same level of service from the government, no matter what the individual cost.

  35. Hey at least she is only breaking HP. by bussdriver · · Score: 2

    She can't outsource American citizens and make things appear better; that is, other than deporting a bunch of people... which was probably in her campaign platform. (No, I'm not saying that would help the country but it would be consistent reasoning.)
      So... did HP rob the pensions yet?

    How can anybody let her get away saying such extreme BS like that? Corporations and capitalists LOVE to fire employees. That is point of the game; to pay as little as possible and get as much for the shareholders as possible. They ONLY hire people out of extreme necessity and as soon as it's possible they fire people. They aim low as possible in every nation they reside in. That is just good business. They resent having to pay anybody because that is overhead taking away from their profit margins.

    1. Re:Hey at least she is only breaking HP. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, WHY do you think that is?

  36. HP is a goner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP has nothing that is unique. They are losing market share in every market segment they are in. I don't see them surviving in the long run.

  37. I call BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Unless you were comparing ancient P-class HP blades to more recent IBM blades, "no contest" and "junk" are both complete and utter BS. I've also managed a variety of blades and rackmount servers for 10+ years and they're on par with each other, each having both advantages and disadvantages. I actually prefer the HP blades (C-class), especially as of Gen8. The old P-class blades were an interesting attempt but not quite there yet. HP discontinuing the P-class and superseding them with the C-class was the right decision and put HP ahead of the competition for several years until things caught back up.

    1. Re:I call BS by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      I can't remember the exact name of the HP blades but they were probably the P-class and the IBM blades were the ones out at the same time. With the HP blades we had many memory modules fail, the heat coming off of the blades was horrible, I didn't like the management software, and when it came time to change something like a power supply you had to power down the whole rack of blades. None of that applied to the IBM blades we had. The only issue we had with the IBM blades was with the SCSI drives failing after about three years. Not that it wasn't expected since drives fail. Plus we were migrating everything over to a SAN at the time so we had plenty of spares for replacements. And since we were using RAID fixing the broken drive was easy as replacing it with a spare and letting the blade copy the data over from the good drive.

  38. stupidity escalation by epine · · Score: 1

    The entire premise of this post is built on stupidity escalation.

    Corporations often pass off short-term financial hardship (mainly of the cash flow variety) as a legitimate reason to prune staff—generally fooling no-one, yet successfully biding time in the PR war saying nothing much at all until some new outrage of the moment shifts the spotlight to a different circus ring. Among the best-paid professionals in our society are the engineers of running issues aground against the acidic shoals of going nowhere fast with the greatest expense (first, we kill the injunctions). Business as usual, on both fronts.

    This is irritating, so we pretend to become stupid as bricks in turning the table, as if the converse contains the least shred of cognitive viability: that any company not under present fiscal duress could not possibly benefit under best management from another round of lay-offs.

    If anything, the converse is even dumber than the original stonewall, and about 100x more bloody minded. God forbid that by such asinine manoeuvres we return Karl Marx to the rank of essential reading, who at least spat upon the pathos from a viable view of systems.

    1. Re:stupidity escalation by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Marx has never stopped being essential reading, as a historical document if not an instruction manual. The people argh-blarghing about him being included in curricula are invariably those who have never read him and knee-jerkingly shout about socialism without knowing what the word even means.

  39. pvp to games is what sports is to tv by superwiz · · Score: 1

    By encouraging people to challenge each other, the game companies distract them from paying attention to the game content. The players get emotionally invested in their egos rather than the reason they took up the games in the first place (escape from real-world challenges). Sports allow TV networks to attract viewers (also by getting them invested in being fans or stroking their own egos) and forcing them to "challenge" other teams without actually viewing any real content. There is no script or acting necessary to play a sport. It's the game that is always plays with the same rules. There is never any original content. It's all the same content every time. And so is PVP.

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  40. What HP really stands for. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a company of this size and for this company to have sent soo many people packing, HP now stands for 'Head Packers' in my book.

  41. Sooner or Later... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

    One of these companies is going to push just a little too hard and have their labor spontaneously unionize. That should be mildly amusing to watch.

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    1. Re:Sooner or Later... by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 1

      unionize?

      at the door: "knock, knock"
      homer: "who's there?"
      door: "goons."
      homer: "what?"
      homer: "hired goons"

      what happened nearly 100 yrs ago will happen again. if any employee tries to start a union, the union 'busters' will come by and cause you to reconsider.

      I can see the revolution (the union one) happening all over again. problem is, most of the youth does not believe in it and they have totally forgotton (or not studied) history. what our grandfathers fought for, we seem to have given up. boy, they would be pissed if they could see their hard-fought workers rights eroded to the condition they are in today. no, we don't have 100 yr old style sweatshops but we have other equally as bad problems with employers holding too much power over us.

      software people tend to have an overly high view of themselves and don't think they 'need' a union. as they get older, though, they WILL change their tune, mark my words. seen it happen, but when it happens to you, its already too late.

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  42. Re:20,000 H1Bs for the country vs 320 million citi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that businesses are starting to use B-1 visas, not even H-1Bs, and pay the fine. Mainly because the fine is cheaper than paying what would be the going rate, plus, if one B-1 gets deported, there are tens of thousands of college students who want to stay in the US and don't care if they overstay their visas once they graduate (no penalty for doing that.)

  43. HP is not the company it used to be by TechnoGrl · · Score: 1

    I remember when HP made really, really (!!) great stuff {sigh}
    Those days are long gone.

    The Woz came from there originally and almost never left because the environment for engineers was just that good but the money grubbing CEOs and B.O.D. killed all that long ago

    Today HP shares only 2 letters with it's former glory and that is not nearly enough.

    HP needs to just die and go away - soon.

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  44. "No company likes to decrease the work force..." by qeveren · · Score: 1

    It's kind of embarrassing how loudly I lol'd when I read that line.

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  45. competing for the 'mediocre crapware' market by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    It might have worked in the past, but now the mediocre crapware market for everything is dominated by Chinese companies.

  46. NOT a Democrat by Attack+DAWWG · · Score: 1

    No, not a Democrat, just a troll who knows that there are overly sensitive people on Slashdot. He knows what to say to yank their chains. It obviously worked on you.

    1. Re:NOT a Democrat by RoccamOccam · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you are probably correct.

  47. Case study for American de-industrialization by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hewlett Packard was a wonderful company built by Bill Hewlett and David Packard. The garage they started the company in became a Silicon Valley heritage site. Bill and Dave died. They were great engineers, and their Stanford University professor suggested that they start a company to build up American technology in the Santa Clara Valley (now known as Silicon Valley). What Bill and Dave did was repeated in 1980 by Steve and Steve (also in a garage), and Sergey and Larry in September of '98. But Bill and Dave died. The company brought in MBA's instead of maintaining an engineer at the helm. Immediately they found hundreds of places to cut. And its like a giant Sequoia tree. You trim just a bit here, then a bit there, then edit for size, then trim and trim, and suddenly you have a Bonsai tree, and that's easily shipped/sold to Asia. They replace it with one of their own. The truth is that American business can't support American companies being in America.

    1. Re:Case study for American de-industrialization by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      The truth is that American business can't support American companies being in America.

      Sad, amusing, and true.

    2. Re:Case study for American de-industrialization by plopez · · Score: 1

      And by being a publicly traded company business decisions are driven by Wall Street, even if they make no long term business sense. If you want to destry a company, go publicly traded with it. Look at what happened to Google.

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  48. Power supplies by Jumunquo · · Score: 1

    It's so true about the power supplies! My friend got a new computer and gave me his 5-year-old one (cuz I fix them up for relatives), and it's an HP. It has a Core 2 E-something (2ghz low power chip), and the power supply was a really old style 250W Bestec. It makes this grinding thumping sound like old machinery used to, and has no no sata power cables, so they used sata adapters for the hard drive and burner. So there you have it - 5 years ago HP was selling 3-year-old tech with a power supply from the last century. Sure, it saves costs, but consumers eventually figure out you're selling crap. I put in a power supply that didn't sound like cows were being grinded up and a SSD and gave it to my parents, but seriously, when it comes to computers, you are so much better building your own. Even Apple only uses slightly better parts, not the best, and they totally gouge you on the price of those iMacs, my god.

  49. Re:I approve by Bert64 · · Score: 1

    That is one of the key problems tho, short term thinking... While reducing headcount may increase profits in the short term, depending on what those staff do you are likely to decrease the viability of the business in the long term.

    Cutting down R&D increases short term profits, but then leaves you behind the curve on the next generation of products.
    Cutting down support staff can decrease short term costs, but will drive customers away if the quality of service goes down.

    I've dealt with such a company myself recently when renting out an apartment, instead of having their regional offices deal with my queries directly they centralised it all to one office staffed by people who are no longer familiar with me or the local area, and there is now someone different who deals with me every time.
    While i'm sure it saved them quite a bit by having all the staff in one place, after putting up with that for a year it's cost them a customer and there are plenty of others who have made the same decision as me.

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  50. Everyone understands... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "CEO Meg Whitman said in a conference call with analysts. 'I think everyone understands the turnaround we're in.'"
    http://www.forbes.com/sites/leoking/2013/12/19/happy-christmas-hp-ceo-meg-whitman-in-150m-salary-jump/

  51. Executive benefits? by woboyle · · Score: 1

    Certainly HP has to pay their executive bonuses and salaries somehow?

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  52. Start with upper management. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Honestly all of the grossly overpaid people are in upper management, firing thousands of those will make the biggest impact on the bottom line.

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  53. Companies w/o people by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Soon all tech companies will have about 100 employees and 90 of them will be investors and executives.

  54. Sorry,but add me to the list of those who disagree by Voyager529 · · Score: 1

    HP's business grade laptops are fairly decent, but there's a pretty good reason for that - when you're selling a 3 year soup-to-nuts service plan on it as a standard feature, you're going to spend the extra $50 to ensure you're not replacing it in two years.

    Consumer units are a different story. Head inside one if you get a chance. Instead of wire channels, you'll literally find scotch tape. Everyone I've ever known with an ENVY line laptop has an overheating problem that will trigger a thermal shutdown because they didn't use enough copper to make an effective heatsink. The one guy I know who can go all day without a thermal trigger doesn't game on it, and has a chill mat with strategically placed props to allow hot air to flow off of it. By contrast, my old Dell XPS M1730 was able to cool two GPUs and a Core 2 Duo processor, under load, with fan levels that were rarely audible. My current Origin EON17 (a discontinued model) is much better built and has a nice service panel where most of the core components can be easily accessed.

    Head to Google and check out "dv9000". That was their 17" laptop from 2006-2007ish, and literally every one I've ever come across has had the left hinge fail. In my case, repeatedly. This was again due to poor construction of the heat dissipation systems that weakened the hinge until it cracked, because the left hinge started to become a de facto heatsink itself.

    When I direct someone to buy a laptop, It's either Lenovo (Thinkpads aren't what they used to be but they still have pretty solid construction), Asus (performance on a budget), Apple (if they're eyeballing one anyway because they've already made up their mind) or Origin (performance without a budget). On rare occasion a Probook will catch my eye at Microcenter and I'm thinking that it may be worth rolling the dice, but would I recommend consumer grade HP? No...and I wouldn't recommend CG Dell, Acer, or Toshiba, either.

  55. That screaming turbine sound you hear... by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

    Is Bill and Dave spinning in their graves.

  56. you've got to be kidding me by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    "Good news for HP: Profits are up by 18% over the previous year!"
    How the hell is that good news?! Everyone in the tech industry wants them dead. They've been making the highest defect percentage laptops for over a decade. Their desktops are 2nd worst next to emachines. Their tech support is rated worst in the entire industry. Their printers have the highest defect rate and highest TCO out of any brand. Their company is a disease! Who the fuck wrote that?

  57. end game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and, when the last of the workers was fired and all production stopped, the CEO relaxed, knowing that finally, FINALLY, they had brought costs under control. They were now in a position of not owing anyone anything. A brand new day for the company :)

  58. that is normal by jambombo · · Score: 1

    only with this wayyou can sometime surfiavel, http://www.keniaurlaub24.jimdo...

  59. More to business than products ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of short-sighted, juvenile comment writers we have today!

    Have you even checked what HP offer? Sure, they have a product range but they have a MASSIVE services arm. Maybe products are no longer HP's thing, but it doesn't mean it's a dead company!

  60. Tautology by Fly+Ricky+-+The+Wine · · Score: 1

    So the article uses the fact that a company made a profit against them, when it made the profit by firing people - but it's an article against firing people? Isn't it also a tacit acknowledgement that firing people helps the bottom line?

    1. Re:Tautology by marcgvky · · Score: 1

      Firing the right people, increase profitability...

  61. This is sad to hear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been using HP color laser printers for quite awhile now, and they work great in my situation. It's sad that technical support people are losing their jobs I had a technician personally work with me on figuring out why the E-print function was not working on WiFi we tried various things, and it came down to that ATT Uverse access point is a horrible WiFi unit. I ended up just hard wiring the printer that seems to solve any problems you may have with WiFi. This will make me reconsider if I get an HP printer next time is their support will be as robust as it was before these layoffs.

  62. MIT Economists blame this on better automation by Yevoc · · Score: 1

    If you read "The Second Machine Age," the authors (economists) make a good case that this kind of behavior of HP's has been increasing steadily over time since the 80s. They place the largest amount of the blame on improving technology and automation, where more work can be done by fewer people. They admit there is some amount of greed and corruption but that their analysis pegs it accounting for less than 10% of work-force-reduction/money-consolidation behavior. The rest is just natural market forces which pressure monetary efficiency on everyone. (Example: I didn't hire 10 people for my startup when 2 of us got the job done. It saved me money that I didn't have.)

    During their research for the book, they interviewed tens of CEOs at large companies who first lamented that firing significant amounts of people is actually quite hard due to the regulatory environment of almost any developed nation. These CEOs went on to admit that in 2008-2010, they were finally able to show less profits in order to fire people that they'd been itching to get rid of for many years before that, and it gave them a chance to flex their technology muscle (paraphrased, don't remember the exact wording) and not lose an ounce of productivity while lopping off a huge chunk of their workers. The ability to pare one's workforce by such a huge margin without the company skipping a beat is considered a very important (and apparently rare) ability in the upper echelons of business governance. This, the CEOs said, is why the rockstar CEOs take home such big compensation: as a company, you can't afford for them to screw up like a normal employee can. Firing 16k people sounds trivial, but they strongly contend that it isn't.

    Based on my personal experience of (very briefly) working with a former CTO of AT&T, this info is spot on. The guy was a scumbag and wasn't too good with tech (though he sure was good at putting his name on stuff made by others), but he was *amazingly* good at judging talent and figuring out the precise minimum number of people needed for a job. Startups rolled by bigwigs still leverage his expertise in this area, much to the chagrin of the actual working engineer, like myself, who end up getting leaned on VERY heavily (or else you're fired) as a result. Fortunately, my talents were also exceedingly rare, so when he told the startup to fire me when I asked for more money, they found they couldn't because there was no replacement within their critical 6 month timeframe.

    That was also the big takeaway from the book: Those whose skills are topnotch and are in demand with the present (and upcoming) shifts in high-tech shall win big. Everyone else will scrape by with less and less. Much fewer people are needed to make the next big company, after all.

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  63. Good thing.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...I don't need HP for anything. I'm not interested to talking to shitstains from india.

  64. HP's Profits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems to me that if HP wants to save money they should be looking at the high & mid level management employees instead of the people that actually make the company money.

  65. Please by ToddInSF · · Score: 1

    Just shut-up, Meg.

  66. Not surprised by Meg Whitman's decisions. by bbsalem · · Score: 1

    I remember when Hewlett-Packard had very high employee loyalty and retention, when it was famous for treating its employees very well, better than most public companies. I am not surprised by what has happened and I can blame HP's senior management for this and the ilk in most boards and executive boards of companies whose backgrounds are finance and who listen to Wall Street analysts. This is why I would love to see Business Schools and Economics Departments discredited intellectually and academically beginning at Stanford and Harvard, for spreading lies and half truths that people use to conceal selfishness and shortsightedness. This is one of the reasons I went out of my way to vote against Whitman when she ran for Governor in California, not only was she a pro-business Republican but having sat on boards of many companies, the only perspective she has on decision-making is to look at financial reports. What the OP said is true to form and is as much the reason American business does not serve the needs of the citizens of this country and why it looks to offshore labor. I would like to see leaders like Whitman discredited, for not leading.

  67. HP Thanks To The Dead And Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HP's CEO, upper management and the Board of Directors wish to thank the 16,000 and growing dead HP employees for their contributions in the face of rising heroin and per-hour male prostitute prices at HP offices world wide.

    HP's CEO asks every HP employee to think about death and suicide to save HP billions, the paltry sum that you siphon that becomes a tidal wave in the collective workforce.

    Meg ask all to "Give Your All To HP and Kill Yourself; save us the trouble please."

    Happy Days Are Here Again at HP.

    Ha ha