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Patent Troll Ordered To Pay For the Costs of Fighting a Bad Patent

We mentioned last year that FindTheBest CEO Kevin O'Connor had taken an unusual step, when confronted with a demand by patent troll company Lumen View that the startup pay $50,000 for what struck O'Connor as a frivolous patent: He not only refused, but pledged to spend a million bucks, if necessary, to fight Lumen View in court. Now, as Ars Technica reports, O'Connor has succeeded on a grand scale. Before trouncing Lumen View in court, Ars reports, "FindTheBest had spent about $200,000 on its legal fight—not to mention the productivity lost in hundreds of work hours spent by top executives on the lawsuit, and three all-company meetings. Now the judge overseeing the case has ruled (PDF) that it's Lumen View, not FindTheBest, that should have to pay those expenses. In a first-of-its-kind implementation of new fee-shifting rules mandated by the Supreme Court, US District Judge Denise Cote found that the Lumen View lawsuit was a 'prototypical exceptional case.'"

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  1. Newegg did that too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://soylentnews.org/article.pl?sid=14/05/23/1347205

    "Unlike the other 36 codefendants, Newegg chose to go further and recover its legal fees, an action that most companies choose not to pursue because prevailing defendants were, until recently, required to demonstrate that a plaintiff acted in bad faith."

    1. Re:Newegg did that too? by Sique · · Score: 4, Informative

      This case is mentioned at the end of TFA.

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    2. Re:Newegg did that too? by rmdingler · · Score: 4, Funny

      Per Slashdot's unwritten rule, and there are more of them than in baseball, a poster may be generously moderated for jumping on the grenade that is reading the flocking article.

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    3. Re:Newegg did that too? by balbus000 · · Score: 1

      I clicked on the first link to remind myself of the background for this story.

      It links to the beta site.

      Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again.
      Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again.
      Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again. Never again.

      Also, when I'm on a story on the beta site, why does the button to return to Classic Slashdot take me to the Classic homepage, instead of the Classic version of that story?

    4. Re:Newegg did that too? by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      I suspect the site administrators are confounded by what they see as our Luddite preference for the Classic model.

      Their advanced intelligence allows the consideration of opposing opinions, and impairs the institution of a fascist implementation of the new format, but they're not diametrically opposed to making it difficult for you.

      And the threshold for submission to the company complaint box is 22 Never agains.

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  2. Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Patent troll will probably just declare bankruptcy and reform under a new name, all in the same day.

    Not even looking at how it is structured I'd blindly wager that they are held by no fewer than two shell companies. So the problem is that the people pulling the strings never suffer any real repercussions.

    1. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by jythie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That is part of the reason that these 'looser pays' rules make me nervous. Truly bad actors like patent trolls have lots of ways around actually paying out, but small shops or inventors generally do not, so all it does is increase the risk associated with taking on companies with more resources.

      When filing a lawsuit you generally only have to consider spending what you can afford, but having to consider what the other party can afford changes the equation dramatically.

    2. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Patent troll will probably just declare bankruptcy and reform under a new name, all in the same day.

      Not even looking at how it is structured I'd blindly wager that they are held by no fewer than two shell companies. So the problem is that the people pulling the strings never suffer any real repercussions.

      What's more important than whether or not this particular company actually pays, is that the precedent is being set and the tides are shifting, hopefully making others think twice before filing frivolous lawsuits.

    3. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 4, Informative

      If FindTheBest is willing to spend the money on lawyers and court costs, that will not protect the patent troll. There exists a legal basis for "piercing the corporate veil". Dissolving the corporation and forming a new corporation with the same assets(in this case, patents) is a classic example of where that can happen and what that very concept was created for.

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    4. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by fuzznutz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The problem is also that the USPO granted the patent in the first place :/

      Amen. The "experts" who are supposed to know better are accepting these bullshit patents all the time. The courts have to sort it out while the victims get to pay. How about we personally make the patent examiners financially liable for the costs involved in defending one of these bullshit patents. I'd bet that they'd be looking at these patents with a much more critical eye then...

    5. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by fuzznutz · · Score: 4, Funny

      That is part of the reason that these 'looser pays' rules make me nervous..

      Would you feel better if it was 'tighter pays'?

    6. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is part of the reason that these 'looser pays' rules make me nervous.

      Well, the one who is more loose is bound to have more money, eh?

    7. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by ruir · · Score: 1

      For sure, and when you have very well known companies that are more than happy to "negotiate" with trolls for them to make more difficult to small players doing their business, you really dont have any ideia how much "the other party" can afford.

    8. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by ruir · · Score: 1

      How that plays with off-shored companies? Here small, family owned, incorporated companies play that game all the time, specially in the construction and textiles sector, and often both the IRS and their suppliers do not see a dime.

    9. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by alen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      you need money to litigate a patent suit. if you had cash in the bank to pay the bills and it vanishes the day before you file chapter 11, the court is going to start asking questions and auditing your books

    10. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In that case the so called "patents" held by the company should be treated as assets and used to pay off its debts. Starting with the judgement for court costs.

    11. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by rapturizer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      FindTheBest probaby will spend the money. The good part of this ruling is that there are law firms that will seek out small businesses to defend them from deep pocketed patent trolls. They will develop the methods to aggressively pursue the money, and will even be happier if they find trolls that send out nearly identical letters to multiple companies and can achieve class action status. In my opinion, this may be one of the few good reasons for these law firms to exist.

    12. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 2

      The patent examiners are approving patents figuring that the courts will sort it all out. And the courts just assume by default that the patent examiners did their job and reviewed the patent. The end result is patents that shouldn't have been granted being held up in court or requiring lengthy, expensive litigation to get invalidated. I completely agree that there needs to be some accountability in these patent applications. If one of your patent applications is overturned by the courts, you go on probation for two years. If, while on probation, another patent you approved is overturned, you are fired. Furthermore, if you go on probation three times, you are fired. Maybe this would make the patent examiners think a bit more before approving patents.

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    13. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by StripedCow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that USPTO is getting paid *more* for every approved patent than for every rejected patent application.

      Like it was said before here, this is like paying fishermen for the fish they *didn't* catch.

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    14. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem is that there are not enough examiners. Apparently as an examiner you have about 2 minutes to look at a patent and say yay or nay.

    15. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, if they're so tight then it's about time they paid!

    16. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you have a claim to their assets, you could probably still go after all the patents that company owns and presumably any of the licensing fees they had managed to collect. Denying the people pulling those strings as much money as possible still has some value. Now that the precedent has been set, more companies might elect to pursue this course of action, which could put a serious dent in the patent troll business plan. And if you suspect a corporation has just been formed to serve as an alias, you can still go after the assets of the individuals holding that corporation.

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    17. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by StormReaver · · Score: 0

      Dissolving the corporation and forming a new corporation with the same assets(in this case, patents) is a classic example of where that can happen and what that very concept was created for.

      Which is VERY easy to skirt:

      1) Form a new corporation, issue stock (tada, new ownership free of liability).
      2) Declare bankruptcy on the old corporation (triple point score if it's incorporated in Delaware).
      3) Liquidate the assets of the old corporation to the new corporation for a pittance.
      4) Shutter the old corporation.
      5a) Next victim, please.
      5b) Thumb your nose at the judge, who is now powerless.

    18. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

      I want the moose to pay!

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    19. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, no it is NOT that easy. If a company purchases all of the assets of a bankrupt corporation (or the majority) it becomes liable for the bankrupt corporation's debts.

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    20. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by deniable · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You're also expected to be a subject-matter-expert on every application that crosses your desk. And remember, you have 2 minutes to review an application written by lawyers paid to write confusing applications.

    21. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by swillden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem is that there are not enough examiners. Apparently as an examiner you have about 2 minutes to look at a patent and say yay or nay.

      Which means we either need more examiners... or fewer patent applications. What's really bad is that the current state is a vicious cycle. If any patent application is likely to be approved, then people will submit more applications, which increases the workload on patent examiners, reducing the time they have to look at a patent, and increasing the likelihood that any patent application that appears on its surface to be novel and to have referenced the appropriate prior art will be approved.

      Further exacerbating the problem is the fact that patent portfolios so often do battle by "weight". If company A has 10,000 patents and company B only has 5,000 patents, it's much easier for B to pay A some money and both to enter a cross-licensing agreement than to actually determine which of the 15,000 patents has value and is relevant. So, companies incent their technical people to patent all sorts of silly crap. More applications, more applications per examiner, less time per application, lather, rinse, repeat.

      IMO, we need to take a big step back and re-examine the whole system. I've been arguing for a long time that there's a very simple test we should be using to evaluate the effectiveness of the patent system which is supposed to be encouraging progress (not paying inventors, note. If that happens, well and good, but it's not the goal). The way patents are supposed to promote progress is by publishing details of the inventions so that other inventors can use the ideas and build upon them. The licensing fees patent owners can receive as a result are their incentive to publish, rather than keeping their ideas as trade secrets.

      So, to see if the system is working well, we just need to look at how often the patent database is used by inventors as a resource when they're looking for solutions to problems they have. If the patent system were working, we'd see the database being mined for ideas, and companies happy to pay licensing fees for useful inventions that help them build their products more cheaply than if they'd had to invent it all themselves.

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    22. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a company purchases all of the assets of a bankrupt corporation (or the majority) it becomes liable for the bankrupt corporation's debts.

      That's *so* close to being right. the only part wrong is....the whole fucking thing.

    23. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

      The court also found the patent to be invalid, which just might be slight hinderance to that plan.

    24. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by msauve · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "you have 2 minutes to review an application written by lawyers paid to write confusing applications."

      This.

      Patents are supposed to be provided in exchange for an inventor disclosing the invention for future public benefit. But, they're written in such an obtuse manner that they can't be used that way - they're expected to be used to extract money out of the people who come up with something similar, not provide a workable explanation of how to make something useful.

      The solution is for examiners to simply outright reject any patent which isn't readily understandable. A person "skilled in the art," shouldn't have to learn deliberately obtuse patent-speak to even begin to understand a patent.

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    25. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by present_arms · · Score: 2

      Now that sounds just slack :P

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    26. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by sjames · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Change that to their boss is fired and it might work.

    27. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by ConfusedVorlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whilst I agree that a lot of bad patents are certainly granted, I actually think the systemic problem here is actually the review process after the initial grant.

      Even if USPO was a lot better, then it is safe to assume that some crappy patents would get through when an examiner was having a bad day.

      It's ok to have errors like that if you have a decent fast review process to fix mistakes.

      This might be something that a judge could request before a case went to trial.
      The patent would be re-reviewed by a senior patent examiner who would make an new judgement:

      1) this probably should not have passed. (Inventor can appeal, but legal process assumes that patent is invalid until the appeal).
      2) this is a solid patent that probably should have passed. (the infringer can appeal, but legal process assumes the patent is valid until the appeal).

      given that only a tiny fraction of patents will ever get taken to court, this isn't adding a huge amount of re-work to the USPO, so they can handle this stream as a high priority.

      This does somewhat reduce the certainty of the initial patent grant, but that is no bad thing.

    28. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How that plays with off-shored companies? Here small, family owned, incorporated companies play that game all the time, specially in the construction and textiles sector, and often both the IRS and their suppliers do not see a dime.

      It's a completely different situation when dealing with patent trolls. In your example, the company has no real assets to take. The patent troll has NOTHING except assets - patents - and those assets are grants from the Federal government. As a creditor in the bankruptcy, you'll just have the patents assigned to you to satisfy the judgment. And then you can go out and become a troll.

    29. Re: Sounds awesome except.... by UnknowingFool · · Score: 3, Informative

      "Can be" and "will be" are two different terms. When going into bankruptcy, not all suits and judgements are automatically negated when a company files for bankruptcy. A court still has to determine if the suit can proceed and which debts are still valid. The main thing that bankruptcy does is to stop the suit until a court rules on it.

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    30. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      That is part of the reason that these 'looser pays' rules make me nervous. Truly bad actors like patent trolls have lots of ways around actually paying out, but small shops or inventors generally do not, so all it does is increase the risk associated with taking on companies with more resources. When filing a lawsuit you generally only have to consider spending what you can afford, but having to consider what the other party can afford changes the equation dramatically.

      Good point. But looser pays has good aspects too. How about we modify it by requiring an escrow account where the filer is required to either put up a percentage of expected legal fees, or allow leans on the personal property of the principles of any corporation that files? Claims on personal property would require court action to prove who the person or persons who made the decision to sue was, but this would put a huge damper on marginal lawsuits.

      They do this kind of thing in other countries, so Looser Pays is not without it's good points too.

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    31. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That *was* the pattern, and probably still would be, but the USPTO changed their employee evaluation criteria to be based on the number of patents *approved*, not *evaluated*.

    32. Re: Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Approvals are where the money is.

    33. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by stealth_finger · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You're also expected to be a subject-matter-expert on every application that crosses your desk. And remember, you have 2 minutes to review an application written by lawyers paid to write confusing applications.

      Well if the examiner cant understand it immediately, they should deny it, if in doubt dent. Yeah I know they get paid for approvals and all that but really, the whole system sucks, it needs pulling out, burning, having the ashes jumped on then started again using common sense.

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    34. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by stealth_finger · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if the examiner cant understand it immediately, they should deny it, if in doubt dent. Yeah I know they get paid for approvals and all that but really, the whole system sucks, it needs pulling out, burning, having the ashes jumped on then started again using common sense.

      Or if it isn't immediately obviously what the patent is even for.

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    35. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      Another problem. If the patent troll has already threatened litigation against others, and those others caved & paid, there is ( in my opinion ) undeserved income.
      If it is shown in a subsequent court case that the patent troll's claim was unsupportable, it was unsupportable to begin with, any monies paid should be reimbursed.

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    36. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by aurizon · · Score: 1

      At first this will happen, but then judges will request a fee bond from these numbered companies, which will pay the fees to the winner if the troll loses.

    37. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by phorm · · Score: 1

      So it's not "not enough examiners" but rather "not enough time to examine" and probably "too many patent applications."

      Why too many patent applications? Because companies have decided that's it's a potential goldmine (or landmine depending on which side of the patent suit you're on). If you reduce the b.s. patent cases or approved B.S. patents (or add a penalty for filing truly B.S. patents), then you reduce the attraction to filing tons of crap patents, which results in less work on the shoulders of the examiners.

    38. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Patents are assets, and as such the creditors in a bankruptcy proceeding can force their sale on the open market for reimbursement. So no, they won't be hanging a new shingle tomorrow, at least not with that patent arsenal.

    39. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Guybrush_T · · Score: 2

      An easy way to fix this would be to have the USPTO grant every patent (for a fee) as it does currently, but also every time you want to sue someone, you would need an USPTO expertise granting you the right to sue.

      That way, creating bad patents would cost you money ; suing for nothing would cost you money, and invalidate your patents at the same time. And the USPTO would get enough money to have real experts look at each case.

    40. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      that isn't true. under the new examiner count system allowances are weighed less. besides, you can easily get at least one continuation out of every application. so that's a count for the FAOM, the RCE, the subsequent FA and then maybe an allowance. hell, sometimes you can get 2 or more continuations on a case and something like 80+% of your counting is rejection-related.

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    41. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. The reason most defendants don't bother making this argument is because they know it's a pointless gesture with no teeth. The fact that one person made the gesture makes no difference. The tide will shift when the gesture is given teeth.

    42. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      The problem is also that the USPO granted the patent in the first place :/

      Then they should pay the legal bill.

    43. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is part of the reason that these 'looser pays' rules make me nervous. Truly bad actors like patent trolls have lots of ways around actually paying out,

      Well, lets rein in the "limited liability" companies then. If they "conveniently goes bankrupt", pass the debts onto the shareholders. At least some kinds of debts. Forming "a company" won't be such a shield any more, investors will take more care to invest in something solid - and hire CEOs that don't behave criminally.

    44. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent examiners cant arbitrarily deny patent applications. The only ways to reject a patent that cannot be understood are under 35 u.s.c. 112 1st for enablement and 2nd for lack of clarity/failure to claim invention. The burden is on the examiner to establish either one and it is EXTREMELY difficult to make them stick. Add to that that we are expected to be experts in a wide variety of fields of invention and the result is that these rejections almost never happen.

      If examiners could just arbitrarily hit a reject button they would sit down hit it 6-15 times then go home for two weeks. Unfortunately we have to abide by all these 'laws' that require 'evidence' and 'sound legal and techincal reasoning'.

    45. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by beukerc · · Score: 1

      Could this not be solved to a degree by forcing both sides to put $500K -> $1M in a trust account before the court action starts?

      If either side doesn't want to put the needed funds into the appropriate trust account, they forfeit their case and life goes on. In the case of a patent holder (troll), they give up the right to go after the company they claim is violating their patent, in the case of the defendant, they loose and have to pay the patent holder whatever amount is being demanded.

      The penalty funds would be taken from the trust account from the losing party. If the fined amount is greater than whats in the trust account, well, that would be have to be collected somehow, but at least some of the penalty would be paid. If the amount fined is less than what's in the trust account, the remaining amount after the fine is paid is returned to losing party. The winning party would get all the funds they put in trust back immediately..

    46. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by xbytor · · Score: 1

      > we just need to look at how often the patent database is used by inventors as a resource when they're looking for solutions to problems they have.

      This has probably been brought up before, but typically companies will instruct their people to _not_ look at existing patents. The reason for this is that if they do create something that is similar to an existing patent, they can justifiably claim ignorance and avoid the treble damages associated with 'willful infringement'.

    47. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, fuck the small inventor?

    48. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      There are too many patents being filed for, and not enough examiners to examine them. We've got this entrepreneur worshipping society that demands patents be filed for anything and everything. So you end up with a twenty year backlog if the patents for everything must be scrutinized and researched individually. The system has essentially been designed for much of its lifetime to be one where disagreements are settled in civil courts.

      I think the changes that have broken it all in the last few decades are the sheer number of patents, the rise of overly broad generic patents, mega corporations cross licensing to each other in order to keep out smaller players, the complexity of the patents beyond the scope of the judges and juries, and a few patent-holder friendly courts.

    49. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is also that the USPO granted the patent in the first place :/

      Amen. The "experts" who are supposed to know better are accepting these bullshit patents all the time. The courts have to sort it out while the victims get to pay. How about we personally make the patent examiners financially liable for the costs involved in defending one of these bullshit patents. I'd bet that they'd be looking at these patents with a much more critical eye then...

      There is a huge backlog of patents, and an examiner's performance is measured by their ability to meet their quota. It's no wonder tons of questionable patents get approved.

    50. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by swillden · · Score: 1

      This has probably been brought up before, but typically companies will instruct their people to _not_ look at existing patents.

      Yes. This is the strongest possible evidence that the system is broken and is retarding rather than encouraging progress.

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    51. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Also, someone should sue USPO to help them "focus" in future.

    52. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      you have 2 minutes to review an application written by lawyers paid to write confusing applications.

      This guy got modded insightful for saying "this" to the quote, but that's not true in the slightest. I actually know patent examiners; they have far, far more time than that to review patent applications.

    53. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by msauve · · Score: 1

      But you obviously don't know patent lawyers, who have far, far more time to describe something with deliberately obfuscating gibberish.

      Since you're obviously not from the real world, you might also take some time to read more things written using colloquial language, where exaggeration to make a point is often found. It might help you to separate the actual argument being made from the literal words.

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    54. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by blackraven14250 · · Score: 1

      They literally have days to examine each patent. One friend, in particular, could evaluate more than double his actual quota. Time isn't the USPTO's problem, at all.

      The problem is that there's substantial pressure for them to accept bullshit patents. There's both direct pressures, as in managers telling them to "just accept it", and systemic pressures, as the system itself is arranged such that rejecting a patent becomes a massive headache for the individual examiner. The people I know in the office hate that they're forced to accept some troll patents, but there's nothing they can do about it. The other options are that they miss their quota because they have to reevaluate a patent on appeal (a reevaluation doesn't count towards their quota, and takes far longer than the initial evaluation because of the bureaucracy surrounding rejections), or they're pushing towards getting fired because their boss outright tells them to accept the fucking patent. They need to be somewhat selective in which ones they fight the system to actually reject, or they will no longer be employed, either by way of the boss's personal opinion of them or by consistently missing their quota.

      Next time, know what the reality is before you write out some massively condescending bullshit describing how somebody else doesn't understand reality.

    55. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by dweller_below · · Score: 1

      The problem is also that the USPO granted the patent in the first place :/

      I heartily agree. Improving the process of litigating patents is nice, but we really need to improve the quality of granted patents. I believe that this problem is solvable, if we can muster the courage to admit that we have made mistakes in managing the patent office. In my opinion, the most important of these mistakes are:

      1) More patents are not better than fewer patents.

      Patents are not Innovation. Patents are not Progress. Patents are simply grounds to file a lawsuit against an industry. More Patents are simply more grounds for more lawsuits. An occasional lawsuit might spur innovation. BUT LAWSUITS DO NOT PRODUCE. Lawsuits are parasitic on innovation and production. Reform must recognize that patents are dangerous monopolies. Reform must place hard limits on the number of patents.

      2) Running the US Patent Office as a cost-recovery operation is a mistake.

      The US Patent Office is a very small, but critical component of the US economy. It's purpose was "..to promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts.." (US Constitution Article One, Section 8(8).) But, once the USPTO became completely cost recovery (Omnibus Budget Reconciliation Act of 1990, Title X, Subtitle B), that primary goal became overshadowed by the more pressing goal of securing funding via patent fees. The primary effect of cost recovery has been to promote the collection of patent fees.

      Reform is painful, but simple. Admit cost recovery is a failed experiment. Revert the funding model to the model used for the first 200 years. The USPTO must be centrally funded by the US government. Any collected fees should be returned to the US Government.

      3) It is a mistake to organize the US Patent Office to create economic incentives to grant poor patents.

      Currently most of the revenue of the US Patent Office comes from GRANTING patents. See the USPTO FY 2013 President's Budget page 37: www.uspto.gov/about/stratplan/budget/fy13pbr.pdf "..More than half of all patent fee collections are from issue and maintenance fees, which essentially subsidize examination activities." A recent study by the Richmond School of Law found that the USPTO's actual grant rate is currently running at about 89%. In 2001, it was as high as 99%. See http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/pa... page 9. In 2001, it didn't matter if an application was overbroad, obvious, trivial, a duplicate, or unreasonable, they ALL got granted. Things haven't improved much since then.

      Reform could come in many forms, but the simplest and most reliable would be to eliminate and unify the Patent office fees into a single filing fee. This fee would provide no guarantee of receiving a patent, only a guarantee that your patent would be considered. This would free the Patent Office to be able to deny poor patents. The filing fee should be high enough to discourage spurious patent applications.

      4) Scaling up the Patent Office to produce more poor quality patents is a mistake.

      Currently, we expand the number of patent examiners based on demand. See the USPTO FY 2013 President's Budget, page 60, Gap Assessment: "Meeting this commitment assumes efficiency improvements brought about by reengineering many USPTO management and operational processes (e.g., the patent examination process) and systems, and hiring about 3,000 patent examiners in the two-year period FY 2012 and FY 2013 (including examiners for Three-Track Examination)." Again, the assumption is, more patents are better, even if it means decreasing examination, and increasing the number of untrained examiners. Poor quality is an inevitable result of this patent process.

      Reform must tightly control and limit the number of patent examiners.

      5) It is a mistake to grant all patents that meet minimum standards.

      A review of the last couple

    56. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >You're also expected to be a subject-matter-expert on every application that crosses your desk. And remember, you have 2 minutes to review an application written by lawyers paid to write confusing applications. Well if the examiner cant understand it immediately, they should deny it, if in doubt dent. Yeah I know they get paid for approvals and all that but really, the whole system sucks, it needs pulling out, burning, having the ashes jumped on then started again using common sense.

      Well, it's EXACTLY analogous to buying a cell phone. When you walk into an Apple Store, you're given only about 180 seconds to examine the phone before you're required to make a purchase decision. And this task is made even harder because the engineers who design the phone interfaces are paid to make it as difficult as possible to understand how to use the phones.

      Wait, wait! You say that sounds like bullshit? Well, to somebody who knows absolutely nothing about post-iPhone mobile devices those statements certainly might be plausible. And if I posted that comment on a site for 80-year-old phone buyers, those comments might be repeated ad infinitum until they take on a life of their own.

      But to a person who has even passing familiarity with modern cell phones, they're obviously BS.

      Just as how the "two minutes" and "lawyers paid to write confusing applications" comments, despite being equally stupid and sounding plausible only to somebody who knows almost nothing about the patent system, are apparently being taken as true and are being repeated by other posters.

      Couple of observations from someone who works within the system (I know, I know, the attitude here is that if you know what you're talking about, you're not to be trusted, but bear with me):

      i) Patent Examiners take a heckuva longer than two minutes to review an application. In fact, even an office action might take a few days of work and an initial examination & search of a new app likely longer than that.

      ii) If an examiner can't understand a patent, he or she doesn't issue it fer crissakes. They reject it. In fact, the overwhelming majority of new applications are rejected in a first non-final OA and claims that are even slightly ambiguous should be peppered with s112 rejections. It's fairly unusual for a patent to be granted after just one phase of examination. And an app written so poorly that even the Examiner can't understand it is just gonna piss off the Examiner. Seriously, this is common sense -- what are you thinking?

      iii) Lawyers are not paid to write deliberately confusing apps. If you think otherwise, you're probably not qualified to even be discussing the topic. A patent that is hard to understand by someone who is familiar with the law has little value.

      iv) Now that doesn't mean that some dickhead who thinks he's a genius because he can write C++ code is gonna be able to read and understand any patent like it was a Sean Hannity soundbite. Patents are not technical documents. They're legal documents that have technical content -- more like a licensing agreement than an IEEE article. You wouldn't expect to be able to instantly understand a brief in a complex M&A action -- why do you think that being a computer programmer means that you can understand the syntax of a patent claim? Patents are not written to be confusing -- they're written to be excruciatingly unambiguous and precise, and that often means having to use clumsy grammatical constructs -- just as it often does in, say, a licensing contract. If you take the time to carefully read the content of a patent specification, you should be able to understand the concepts described in the claims -- in fact, lack of enablement is a ground for rejection. But you need to spend the time to do so.

      I think the problem here is that so many tech/geek posters are used to being the smartest person in the room. When it comes to a field that they really don't know shit about, like patent law, they can't comprehend the fact that they have

    57. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. However, if the court catches you doing this, and they will if you're thumbing your nose at the judge, you can be in serious trouble.

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    58. Re:Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is this happening? Surely they ll have to honor then all patent footholders, to be consistent... after all, patents are like perpetuities... so it would be good if they are giving ALL some game to be fair.

  3. Re:but by jythie · · Score: 5, Interesting

    To be fair, it is how our legal system was crafted. The US has a strong streak of 'handle your own problem, power to control your own fate' to it, and the civil suit system was built to support that. There are lots of crimes which in other countries would be prosecuted by one agency or another (for better or worse) but in the US the only redress one has is a civil suit. Even in situations where there are criminal laws on the books, the complaints about the police not doing anything even when supplied with all the evidence they need are significant. Actually convincing a prosecutor to go forward with your case can be an exercise in frustration.

  4. Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem is also that the USPO granted the patent in the first place :/

  5. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Informative

    To be fair, it is how our legal system was crafted. The US has a strong streak of 'handle your own problem, power to control your own fate' to it,

    But US law has a strong streak of "you may not handle your own problem, we will tell you what your fate is" to it. That's why, for example, it's harder to start a small business here than in most of the world. Where I live, it costs more in permits than materials to build a two-bedroom house.

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  6. Ummmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'prototypical exceptional case'

    Well which one is it? Prototypical? Or exceptional?

    1. Re:Ummmm by r1348 · · Score: 2

      Exceptionally prototypical.

    2. Re:Ummmm by Immerman · · Score: 2

      Parsing error detected, should be: prototypical "exceptional case"
      The anti-patent-troll loser-pays law applies to "exceptional cases" (presumably from context that's a step beyond just bad faith), and this is a prototypical example.

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  7. Re:but by GrumpySteen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    re I live, it costs more in permits than materials to build a two-bedroom house.

    Bullshit.

    Even in the most expensive parts of the country, you could barely manage to build an uninhabitable, unfinished shell of a house for the price of a building permit.

  8. Re:but by PIBM · · Score: 4, Informative

    There are some places in Canada were the permits cost are huge.. Think about a construction permit fee based on the lot size (multiple $$$ per square feet) where the minimum lot size is required to be at least something close to an hectare...

  9. Re:but by jythie · · Score: 4, Informative

    Ah, that old case. It should be noted that there were actually hundreds of injury cases associated with their coffee. They had really bumped up the temperature to unsafe levels and were fully aware that that the standard accidents people had with beverages were resulting in significant burns compared to normal serving levels. The government should have intervened long before that, but they did not because civil suits were the 'solution'.

    The problem was not that it was 'hot', but that they were serving it much hotter then would be typical since that was cheaper then using cups with marginally more insulation.

  10. Patient Troll 2: The Revenge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (Like a bad movie) This time it's personal!

  11. Re:but by jythie · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I had a similar thought. Yeah permits and inspection costs are non-trivial, but they are no where near the material or labor costs unless you are stripping an old house for parts (i.e. free materials) and using near-slave immigrant labor. Though at that point the bribes needed would probably be greater then the permit costs too.

  12. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the civil suit system was built to support that.

    Civil suits are enforced by the government. That's not an example of handling one's own problems at all.

  13. Re:but by dbIII · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Before you blow your own trumpet too much consider the very bad US example of moving copyright from civil to criminal law which has spread like a cancer around the world. It would be very nice if it went back to Hollywood lawyers suing people instead of SWAT teams through people's windows for copyright violations.

  14. My favourite sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My favourite sentence from the summary in the first link:

    The patent troll's attorney also made the claim that calling someone a 'patent troll' was actually a 'hate crime' under 'Ninth Circuit precedent' and threatened to file criminal charges — unless they settled the civil case immediately, apologized, and gave financial compensation to the troll.

    1. Re:My favourite sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My favourite sentence from the summary in the first link:

      The patent troll's attorney also made the claim that calling someone a 'patent troll' was actually a 'hate crime' under 'Ninth Circuit precedent' and threatened to file criminal charges — unless they settled the civil case immediately, apologized, and gave financial compensation to the troll.

      That is the worst thing I've ever read!!! It's the kind of thing a lawyer should be disbarred for. The kind of thing that would make me willing to bankrupt myself and my company just to punish the company and attorney. Ugh that's the worst!!!

    2. Re:My favourite sentence by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 2

      Here you simply kill this type of lawyer.

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    3. Re:My favourite sentence by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      It's standard practice in many places. I remember a few weeks after 9/11 that some spammer on Usenet posted that the real terrorists were those seeking to censor spam. These people honestly feel that they are the underdog, that they have a legitimate business or are defending legitimate business interests.

      A lot of this junk patents started life as part of a real business, maybe that business went bankrupt, the owner is contacted several years later and an offer is made to buy the patent or to share in the proceeds from it. When it starts being litigated the original patent creator may be excited that finally he will be getting his just compensation against all the corporations exploiting his work. A lot of times the original patent creator doesn't even realize the complex web of legal entities and shell companies that are involved.

    4. Re:My favourite sentence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the worst thing I've ever read!!! It's the kind of thing a lawyer should be disbarred for.

      Clearly, you haven't been keeping up with the US legal system. Or you don't read much. There are far, far, worse things lawyers should be disbarred for. But guess who gets to decide all legal ethics matters? Yes, the legal profession.

      We would laugh at engineers who thought they could decide all matters of engineering ethics. After all, there are many professionals in other fields out there who are capable of understanding ethics, and some of them (such as the physicists and many other types of physical scientist) even understand engineering. But the situation is very different with law. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

      While the right to ethical practice of law is certainly a right "retained by the people" under the 9th Amendment, in practice the US legal system is riddled with deeply entrenched ethics problems (a point that has been discussed ad nauseam on Slashdot) and none of the lawyers want to throw the first stone (especially given how many judges -- at all levels -- have signed off on perpetuating the ethics problems).

      Law is far too important to leave to the legal profession.

  15. trolls by __aagigi1968 · · Score: 0

    and what is the latest news in the prenda soap series ? or has that all quietly been dealt with and they forgot to tell anybody,not heard a whisper in months...

    1. Re:trolls by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      and what is the latest news in the prenda soap series ?...

      This seems to be the latest: http://www.jdjournal.com/2014/...

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  16. What this means by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    Oh good! So now if some Chinese copycat company with no morals rips off my company's technology and I sue them then they spend 10 million on lawyers and beat my small company, I have to pay that bill for them. Fantastic!

    1. Re:What this means by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      Oh good! So now if some Chinese copycat company with no morals rips off my company's technology and I sue them then they spend 10 million on lawyers and beat my small company, I have to pay that bill for them. Fantastic!

      Not really. If you have legitimate claim and litigate in good faith then you are unlikely to get hit with paying the winner's expenses; while adding significant financial risk to the "they'll settle because it's cheaper to than fight even a bogus claim" business model.

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    2. Re:What this means by yacc143 · · Score: 1

      LOL, considering that the *US* courts are really known for finding for foreign companies.

    3. Re:What this means by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Um no. Read carefully. In this case and in the Octane Fitness , the courts have ruled that defendants in patent troll cases can be awarded attorney's fees as these cases are "exceptional". In your case, if you have valid IP and a valid case, then at worst you lose the case and have your own attorney's fees to pay.

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    4. Re:What this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not likely, but an american copycat with no morals might. Are you some kind of FUD spreading racist?

    5. Re:What this means by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Okay, what if MS or Oracle were the big company in this scenario? Lawyers charge between $250 and $500 per hour. So imagine the small company loses and has to pay these lawyer costs.

      This law is partially stupid. Why was a troll patent issued in the first place? It was because the USPTO has few resources. But before going to trial, can't the USPTO do a 2nd detailed review and eliminate any troll patent based on complaints from the defendants? Note troll patents are those patents that are trivial changes to prior art. So it should not take much effort to invalidate it if the defendant has some evidence of prior art.

      I thought the bill that made losers pay was recently rejected. So how did the judge make this ruling?

    6. Re:What this means by ewieling · · Score: 1

      If the small company loses then paying the patent trolls legal costs is the least of their worries.

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    7. Re:What this means by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      How can you tell if they "ripped off" the technology, or they thought of the idea on their own because it really isn't that hard and shouldn't have been awarded a patent? If they can rip off the technology that easily, then maybe it was too obvious to deserve a patent? Your first mover advantage isn't any help because the idea is too easy to utilize? It doesn't take years of preparation and training? Then it shouldn't have been patented.

      But that's all beside the point. We shouldn't grant monopolies on ideas at all. It results in these ridiculous and expensive fights that does no one (except lawyers) any good. We should have a much more permissive system, not the punitive, restricitve, wrong headed system we have now. The system should recognize that ideas aren't as special and unique as some people like to imagine, stop encouraging people to cling to ideas like they're gold, stop making the stakes so high and pushing them to fight each other to determine who wins it all. This is science and progress, not championship boxing, and not racketeering.

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    8. Re:What this means by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key word here is exceptional. Basically for it to be exceptional, by the current best legal understanding, the plaintiff needs to tell the judge they are suing just to be a bully, even though they know they haven't a chance to win, and their evidence doesn't support their claim.

      Even then, if the Judge determines that they might have a hypothetical point (or the lawyers just feign ignorance of having no chance at all to win) it's not exceptional.

      In fact, the exceptional clause has been so hard to meet that many legal minds have ruled it be overhauled, as it has become apparent that many obvious cases where blatant bad behavior was observed in the plaintiffs still didn't meet the minimum requirements for "exceptional".

    9. Re:What this means by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Basically for it to be exceptional, by the current best legal understanding, the plaintiff needs to tell the judge they are suing just to be a bully, even though they know they haven't a chance to win, and their evidence doesn't support their claim.

      Where in the world do you get this? Octane says that district judges should use the common English definition of "exceptional"

      Even then, if the Judge determines that they might have a hypothetical point (or the lawyers just feign ignorance of having no chance at all to win) it's not exceptional.

      Again this is completely made up by you.

      In fact, the exceptional clause has been so hard to meet that many legal minds have ruled it be overhauled, as it has become apparent that many obvious cases where blatant bad behavior was observed in the plaintiffs still didn't meet the minimum requirements for "exceptional".

      In both cases that SCOTUS ruled upon, both cases met this clause. You seem to be making up facts.

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  17. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Even in the most expensive parts of the country, you could barely manage to build an uninhabitable, unfinished shell of a house for the price of a building permit.

    It's over $30,000 in permits to build a small two bedroom house (say, 1000 square feet) in Lake County, CA, counting the water connection fee and other bullshit. You can buy a kit home for $45/ft^2 or less. A seasoned contractor who purchases materials at the right time of year can absolutely get the materials for less. It'll be a little shit-shack of a house like virtually all of them are, made out of chipboard and sheetrock, but that's what at least nine in ten of the houses being built today are like anyway so let's not be discriminatory. And I've got to add that this is one of the cheapest parts of the state, at least, that nominally still has water. Oh, did I mention that people on municipal water are being subjected to restriction? No new wells are being permitted, so you can only build where there is municipal water, which is mostly really bad here?

    Sometimes, I hope I live a long time. Sometimes, I think human lifespans are too damned long. The crusty old fucks holding up progress in this town really get my goat.

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  18. Re:but by will_die · · Score: 1, Informative

    The coffee was not at an above normal temperature, in fact the temperature is lower then the temperature recommended by various coffee drinking group.
    The way the low temperature got in was the lawyer sueing went around to places that were selling less amounts of coffee and recorded the temperatures of those places.
    McDonalds stilll tells its franchises to sell at the temperature of the lawsuit and if you purchase from any major coffe chain that is the temperature range you will mostly likely get.

  19. Re:but by deniable · · Score: 2

    Coffee hot enough to give 3rd degree burns to the genitals will probably get a lawsuit anywhere. That case gets trotted out as a negative example every time, but if you take the time to read up on it, it's the opposite.

  20. Re:but by Idarubicin · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's over $30,000 in permits to build a small two bedroom house (say, 1000 square feet) in Lake County, CA, counting the water connection fee and other bullshit.

    So, not just the price of the building permit, then?

    The purpose of development charges is to defray (some of) the costs to local government that they would otherwise incur for doing things like connecting your new home to the water, sewer, electrical, and any other utilities; construction of roads and streetlights; construction and purchase of additional emergency services equipment (fire trucks and fire houses, etc.); construction or enlargement of water reservoirs, sewage treatment plants, and electrical substations....

    In other words, there's a heck of a lot of new infrastructure capital costs associated with new expansion of a community--costs that wouldn't be incurred without the new construction. (The rest of your comment notes how precious a commodity water is, and how difficult it is to secure access to more of it.) Instead of loading those costs on to people already living in town, the municipalities put the costs on the developers, who in turn pass them on to the new home buyers.

    If you were to instead demolish an existing home and replace it with a new one of similar size, the building permit costs would be far less than $30,000, since the home would already have water, sewer, roads, electrical service....

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  21. Re:but by thaylin · · Score: 2

    Your first comparison of 42000 to 30000 does not prove your point, and your using of a seasoned contractor twists the argument. A seasoned contractor gets his materials from bulk, not typically time of year. Also part of building costs are the appliances, such as stove, which are considered in most places as part of the house.

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  22. Re: but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Drink the fox FUD much? You really have no clue do you?

    Normal coffee temp is not 190 degrees. Try spilling some water that was just boiling on yourself, now that is what happened in this case.

  23. Re:but by Truth_Quark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quite.

    The lady's labia melted to her thigh.

    It was not a frivolous law suit.

  24. It's a bigger problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Eliminate "limited liability" for corporations and expect business owners to buy liability insurance instead. There's no limit to the damage they impose on the rest of society, so there should be no limits to our restitution. Take their mansions, their sports cars, and send their kids to public school.

  25. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    coffee and tea is made with near boiling water so of course it is hot, so what now they have to wait for the fresh coffee to become lukewarm before they serve it?
    because some people think it is McDonalds fault they are clumsy

  26. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh, did I mention that people on municipal water are being subjected to restriction? No new wells are being permitted, so you can only build where there is municipal water, which is mostly really bad here?

    Yeah, what could be the reason for that? A years-long drought perhaps?

    Unless you want to personally finance the massive cost of new aqueducts and reservoirs, you can deal with being prohibited from further draining the water resources we all share.

  27. Re:but by mmell · · Score: 1
    There's no law preventing the service of extremely hot beverages here. There is a precedent in US civil law that doing so could leave one open to lawsuit. That's just one bad example. Not all civil lawsuits in the US are that idiotic; nor are the judgements rendered.

    As has been noted elsewhere, McDonald's hasn't changed the brew temperature for their coffee, although I thought I'd heard somewhere that they did drop the hold temperature for coffee down somewhat. I could be mistaken on that point, but I do know that now they label their coffee cups with a message to the effect "this cup contains hot liquid. Do you think you can avoid spilling it in your crotch? Can you? Huh?" After all, I don't think McDonalds ever said their coffee was good for bathing genitalia.

  28. Re:but by UnknowingFool · · Score: 2, Informative

    From the trial, the plaintiff had documented evidence where McDonald's told their restaurants to keep coffee at 180-190 F. This is 30 F from boiling. The recommended temperature is between 155 and 175 for taste and comfort considerations.

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  29. SWAT. MPAA. RIAA. by mmell · · Score: 2

    Everyone's so worried about the three-letter organizations. Guess we'd better worry about the four-letter ones (best described using four-letter words).

  30. Re:but by bobbied · · Score: 1

    Silly lawsuits are the American way! It's well known all around the world.

    I suggest we fix it... One simple rule change will do it. If you file suit and loose, you pay both sides' legal fees.

    This would make it less likely for folks to file marginal lawsuits .

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  31. Can work. Can also fail. by mmell · · Score: 1

    I knew some guys who had done that three times previously. The fourth time they went for it, the court noticed it and seized everything. Their company went into receivership until the court was able to sell it - patents, inventory and all. The guys pulling this scam lost (after winning huge three times in succession).

  32. Re:but by thejynxed · · Score: 1

    That is only true based on the local and state laws where you may happen to be. Where I am for instance, it doesn't matter if you're doing a complete rebuild of a property that already has hookups, all permits are treated as "new builds" for the purposes of connecting to sewer, water, electricity &/or natural gas.

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  33. Re:but by standbypowerguy · · Score: 1

    re I live, it costs more in permits than materials to build a two-bedroom house.

    Bullshit.

    Even in the most expensive parts of the country, you could barely manage to build an uninhabitable, unfinished shell of a house for the price of a building permit.

    It's not the cost of the building permit itself, per se, but the hidden cost of kickbacks...

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  34. Re:but by thaylin · · Score: 2

    Still, water connection is a construction cost, not a permit cost. It is a requirement to pass inspection.

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  35. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some places in Canada were the permits cost are huge.. Think about a construction permit fee based on the lot size (multiple $$$ per square feet) where the minimum lot size is required to be at least something close to an hectare...

    Some actual numbers would have been nice. Otherwise you're just saying mumble mumble blah blah

  36. Re:but by aurizon · · Score: 1

    Well, If you build a new house in Toronto as part of a development you are forced to pay an infrastructure fee = huge cost. If you build on an existing infill lot it is a lot less, and cheapest is if you buy a house, tear it down and build a new one.
    This process can take years because it is part of a scheme to increase housing costs

  37. Re:but by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So John Smith files suit against MegaCorp Inc. (with a legitimate claim) but MegaCorp's army of lawyers buries Smith in motion after motion, draining his coffers dry. When he loses (because he doesn't have enough money left to continue) he's on the hook for the millions of dollars in expenses MegaCorp's army of accountants can somehow link to the case.

    There needs to be some protection for this situation, but there also needs to be consequences for "spaghetti suing" -- filing lawsuits against anyone and everyone and seeing which ones get settled and which ones stick. Maybe a superlinear increase in the cost to file suits based on the number of suits you've filed? If you want to file suit in a given issue against two or three people, you're not going to pay much extra, but if you want to sue a hundred people separately you're going to pay through the nose. [And you're not allowed to "lump together" people without showing a good reason to lump them together.]

  38. Re:but by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    The purpose of development charges is to defray (some of) the costs to local government that they would otherwise incur for doing things like connecting your new home to the water, sewer, electrical, and any other utilities;

    Except there is no legal way to opt out of those things, due to revenue-generating requirements in the local ordinances. So that makes it just as onerous and unnecessarily expensive. That is, you can't just say "I will be using X and Y homesteading technologies to supply my own water, sanitation, and power".

    construction of roads and streetlights;

    Those things are provided by local property taxes, developer stipends, and other fees unrelated to specific new home construction. And, again, there is no provision for allowing discounts / credits for putting in your own security lighting at the street, or having built your own access road.

    construction and purchase of additional emergency services equipment (fire trucks and fire houses, etc.); construction or enlargement of water reservoirs, sewage treatment plants, and electrical substations....

    Again, there are developer fees and stipends as well as property taxes that pay for these things. You're claiming that the local government is required to double, triple, and quintuple -dip because every stage of development planning is subject to multiple levels of zoning, land use planning, urban development planning, and developer approval requests all of which the government gets more dips. Presumably the government should already be ready for this new single family, because the lot is available, sold, zoned, and all it needs now is 4 walls and a roof - but, no, you'll need to double your budget because the local Lord needs his tribute, shitizen!

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  39. Sounds awesome except.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about the tech companies sue the USPTO to recover damages ? That way, the USPTO will be more diligent in their duties. I understand they are understaffed and all, but that is no excuse for granting bogus patents. The best way to stop this scam is to hit USPTO where it hurts - their pocketbook. The USPTO is not a neutral third-party in this dispute.

  40. Re:but by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 2

    If you were to instead demolish an existing home and replace it with a new one of similar size, the building permit costs would be far less than $30,000, since the home would already have water, sewer, roads, electrical service....

    This is actually 100% false. Instead, it would cost you more, because now you have permitting from several agencies required for the demolition and removal of debris, and you still have to pay all the concomitant costs required for new construction.

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  41. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of moron moves to a desert and expects water to be plentful and chep?

  42. Re:but by seebs · · Score: 4, Informative

    That's a vast oversimplification.

    Most significantly, the temperature people generally serve coffee at is, in fact, hot enough go give third-degree burns. The general recommended temperature to store coffee at before serving is 185 degrees (farenheit, obviously). The truth is neither that the lawsuit was totally frivolous, nor that it was totally justified, but that this was a complicated situation with a number of issues that generally get glossed over.

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  43. Re: but by Dishevel · · Score: 3, Informative
    Right from the National Coffee Association USA

    Your brewer should maintain a water temperature between 195 - 205 degrees Fahrenheit for optimal extraction. Colder water will result in flat, underextracted coffee while water that is too hot will also cause a loss of quality in the taste of the coffee. If you are brewing the coffee manually, let the water come to a full boil, but do not overboil. Turn off the heat source and allow the water to rest a minute before pouring it over the grounds.

    So, Umm....

    The real thing to know here is that no one at the time did not know that McDonalds coffee was really hot. Many went there for that reason. Fuck that bitch.

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  44. Re:but by PIBM · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actual specification for that area was, in 2008, 8000 to 9000 square meters per plot; 95$ per square meter of lot size plus 150$ per square meter of habitation for the construction permit. Other requirements were two stories, full masonry, hidden garage entrance and no roof slopes at less than 12-12.

    Needless to say we went somewhere else.. having had that kind of money I really would have liked to build at that place though.

  45. Re:but by Wootery · · Score: 1

    Maybe a superlinear increase in the cost to file suits based on the number of suits you've filed?

    Generally the law is meant to treat everyone as equal, though... (Unless, you know, you're rich, or something, but it's a nice ideal to aim for.)

  46. Re:but by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    Recommended by who? Coffee should be brewed at 90C and served fresh, which means close to 90C. If it is stored colder than that, it will still be served colder than freshly brewed coffee...

  47. Re:but by Carewolf · · Score: 1

    Coffee hot enough to give 3rd degree burns to the genitals will probably get a lawsuit anywhere. That case gets trotted out as a negative example every time, but if you take the time to read up on it, it's the opposite.

    If by anywhere you mean the US, yes. It would still count as cold coffee in Europe, so no, no one is going to sue over coffee colder than normal.

  48. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Also part of building costs are the appliances, such as stove, which are considered in most places as part of the house.

    You can get crappy stuff new for a few hundred bucks. No big deal.

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  49. Re: but by mythosaz · · Score: 2

    You brew and serve at the same temperature, 'eh?

  50. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Still, water connection is a construction cost, not a permit cost. It is a requirement to pass inspection.

    Making the water connection is a construction cost. If you live near the street, it will only itself cost a few hundred dollars, including the backflow preventer that you're required to have if you live on a flood plain — and everyone not on a mountain around here pretty much does that. That is, unless you live smack in the middle of town and you're required to pay the city to dig up the street for you, or something silly like that.

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  51. Re: but by Salgat · · Score: 2

    Serving and brewing temperatures are not the same...

  52. Re: but by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    It is right after it is brewed.

    Also. Are you stating that people buy coffee at McDonalds were surprised by the temp?

    If you buy really hot coffee don't fucking spill it. That bitch took away other peoples hot coffee because she was stupid and unwilling to pay for her own mistakes.

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  53. Green Efficiency by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    So even if I'm spending an extra ~$100k to build a 'water neutral' house* that doesn't need a water or sewer connection, I still need the connections to pass inspection?

    *I'm either an insanely rich 'green' or disaster prepper.

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    1. Re:Green Efficiency by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So even if I'm spending an extra ~$100k to build a 'water neutral' house* that doesn't need a water or sewer connection, I still need the connections to pass inspection?

      My county is still permitting wells in some areas, fgr example on Cobb Mtn. They are in significant demand there because many people have been taken off their local long-term spring water system, something which was never supposed to happen ha ha ha, and forced onto municipal water. The water is now being bottled by Nestle, by their subsidiary Calistoga, and sold at not less than one dollar per gallon. But even with new house construction with a well, you are still required to make a connection to municipal water. Sewage is another story; instead, we mostly just don't have it, and you're not permitted to build a septic anywhere vaguely near your home or a property boundary, so a lot of lots which have plenty of space for a home and a septic system have been rendered useless.

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    2. Re:Green Efficiency by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      That's some sad stuff.

      BTW, I know that a well & septic system don't run $100k, I was picturing a fancy water-recycling system that turns sewage back into drinking water. With that and a rain tank you could theoretically have a house that doesn't need a well or septic.

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    3. Re: Green Efficiency by slackware+3.6 · · Score: 1

      Where I live in Canada a septic field cost 45, 000 min and a well is 25, 000 an power hookup is 25, 000 to 50, 000. Then you still have to build the house .

  54. Re:but by tomhath · · Score: 1

    It's both a permit and a construction cost in most localities. Same with sewer (if you can get a permit at any cost).

  55. Anecdotal, but... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I'm not a coffee drinker, so I have no real interest in this, but I do remember that many restaurants in my city of the time turned down their serving temperatures to what the plaintiff's lawyers said was a good safe temperature.

    Within a day coffee drinkers were screaming at the companies to turn the temperature back up, and there were even public death threats against the grannie.

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    1. Re:Anecdotal, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why turn down the temperature? Aren't the restaurants free of blame if they warn people? Such as stamping a stupid "warning, hot contents" on the lid? Just like all the other idiot warnings found on american equipment. . .

  56. Re:but by tomhath · · Score: 1

    They also pointed out that the most frequent complaint they had about their coffee was that is wasn't hot enough when served.

  57. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    various coffee drinking group

    WTF are coffee drinking groups? You mean the general population, i.e. people who drink coffee, or snobs like those wankers who call themselves "wine connoisseurs"?

  58. Re:but by Firethorn · · Score: 2

    The recommended temperature is between 155 and 175 for taste and comfort considerations.

    National Coffee Association - 180-185
    Coffee Detective - People prefer coffee served at between 155-175, with a massive preference towards 175. Of course, with the popularity of iced coffee drinks today, one might extend that down to 33F. ;)
    Bunn: 175-185 Holding temp, 155-175 Serving

    The thing to remember about McD coffee is that people often let it sit for a bit before drinking it - reaching the office, for example.

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  59. Re:but by bobbied · · Score: 1

    In that case, you settle out of court before you run out of money. I would suggest perhaps a maximum fee recovery, based upon the kind of suit filed, unless the winner wants to pursue their full costs. by filing suit. But in order to get your full cost back, you have to prove that you didn't drag it out and run up costs though procedural delay.

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  60. Re:but by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    but that this was a complicated situation with a number of issues that generally get glossed over.

    Including that there are vast numbers of people who WANT their coffee that hot, and will burn you in effigy if you suggest/force turning the temperature down. During the McD coffee lawsuit a number of stores and restaurants turned down the temperature to what the lawyers were recommending and people went insane. Boycotts, actual protests with signs, death threats against the burned woman, etc...

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  61. How long before by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    How long before Lumen View ask for this to be removed from search engines in Europe?

  62. Re: but by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    but do not overboil

    Because there's nothing worse than burnt water.....wankers.

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  63. Re:but by thaylin · · Score: 1

    No matter how you look at it, it is not a permit cost. It is either a construction cost or a utility cost, not a permit cost. Also living in the city typically will not require digging up the street, because they already have the connections there.

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  64. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong. Coffee can't get hotter than boiling. What is wrong with serving boiling coffee? (Other than a somewhat inferior taste...) I never take for granted that I can drink my coffee immediately - I lift the cup, notice it is steaming, feel the heat on my lips without actually taking a sip. Then I let it wait a bit.

    Anyone who have made coffee on a stove, or microwave, (or even an open fire) will have made it too hot sometimes. And it is the same with tea or chocolate. Nobody sane trust hot beverages. Not at a restaurant, not at a friends house, not when making it myself.

  65. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    No matter how you look at it, it is not a permit cost. It is either a construction cost or a utility cost, not a permit cost.

    That would be true if I were talking about making the connection in the first place, and not just paying for the permit for the connection.

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  66. given enough eyeballs, all claims are hollow by epine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This could all be fixed by issuing the original patent provisionally, and mandating a second, more thorough review by the patent office when the decorative sabre is first unsheathed.

    Maybe the target of the action files an application for second-stage examination and ponies up a small fee on the order of $1000, then the patent office adds the patent to their public "notice of re-examination" board for sixty days to solicit any other public input. After the examination, the target recovers from the patent holder $250 for every claim shot down and another $5000 if the entire patent falls (the patent infringement action could permit the patent holder to exercise only certain claims, so as not to place themselves on the hook for the claim-reversal penalty award on every frivolous claim, but they still owe the $5000 penalty award if claims associated with the infringement action is reduced to the empty set).

    Second-stage ratification doesn't need to be a big thing. It only needs to be as big as what the first-stage examination was originally presupposed to accomplish when this whole system was first set up, back when it was possible for a patent examiner to have his or her finger on the pulse of innovation to any extent at all, before human knowledge blue-shifted by a further six orders of magnitude.

    To a first approximation, given enough eyeballs, all claims are hollow.

    What we really need is a mechanical turk to challenge claims of novel art and claims of application (which should be separated). If the patent holder wished to instigate second-phase examination without filing against an adversary (so as to increase their litigational certitude before uncasking their powder), they would need to post $10,000 as a bounty fund. The public would be invited to submit arguments against any particular claim (much like a bug-tracking system). Maybe there's a $5 fee per hundred words (minimum $5) for each argument filed. The first argument (by filing time) to unseat a claim is awarded a $250 refutation bounty from the bounty fund.

    Even better, people are allowed to pay $5 to click "me too". All the "me too" payments are funnelled to the person who originally filed the item (small profit, same day). All parties split the bounty (including the item owner) if that item scores (the incentive to be the fiftieth person to click "me too" is not attractive; by interpolation, the "me too" button functions as a prediction market).

    I think we just need to bring a mechanical turk free market processes to bear on the patent approval system, and abuses would soon be dramatically scaled back.

    If a company just wants to accumulate patents it could potentially waggle, nothing changes, and all the same press releases can still be penned (mentions of patents pursued would mean less, now being more frail in the waggling, but this is the usual erosion of sense anyone shrewd has long observed).

    1. Re:given enough eyeballs, all claims are hollow by dentin · · Score: 1

      I really like the idea of a two stage mechanism, where the patent has to pass an initial review to be issued, and has to pass a more thorough publicly visible review when the first lawsuit involving the patent reaches some particular stage. The number of single-patent suits is actually fairly low and even a comprehensive review wouldn't add a lot of workload to the patent office, while the number of suits and patent applications would drop off due to the increased uncertainty of success.

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  67. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm, erm, ok 30k. But since we're talking permits here, let's go ahead and strip out those other costs.

    1) Connecting to city water. That costs money. It's undeground - and most cities don't have their own work crews these days, instead they contract out to someone who makes profit on top of that.
    2) Connecting to city sewer. That costs even more money. It's also underground, but often times pretty darned deep. You're going to rip up some road for that, dig a trench, all of that
    3) Electricity - sometimes underground sometimes overhead. Is there a local step down transformer? No? They're going to need one of those too! Or maybe the current transformer is already overloaded.

    Of your 30k in "permits" for your building costs that are already closer to 45k based on your opinion, we're talking probably 20k at least in construction related to connecting sewer, water, electricity, and hey maybe even gas. Ripping up streets and sidewalks costs money - and so does fixing them afterwords. Do you expect the city is just going to foot the bill for that??

    And don't even talk to me about your own wells or own septic tank. Those days are over - and mostly for good reason.

  68. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My brother-in-law is a seasoned contractor, if you count actually having built +50 residential units.

    Seasoned contrators typically do not "buy and store" in bulk because the storage costs are higher than you think, that's money out of the "invest in the next lot" cycle, damage is inevitable, theft is guaranteed for everything that isn't locked down (workers see it as side pay, but their "friends" pick up materials in the dead of night), you transport the materials twice (a nontrivial expense), and for many materials (faucets, etc), not having an exact count on hand is a loss.

    My brother was a seasoned AC installer for one of the huge builders, and even they didn't buy and store. They used Just in Time inventory techniques. Basically, anyone who argues a buy and store doesn't know much about the business.

  69. Re:but by thaylin · · Score: 1

    Can you please link me to this? The only permit in Cali that I know of to connect to the water system is for public works, not individuals.

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  70. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, becuase the Judge that made the judgement was particularly pissed off with McDonald's having already violated one court order to reduce their coffee temperature. But you wouldn't know that, would you? Such pesky facts interfere with your grand design of how the lawsuit system is already irreparably broken. I guess you will take it on faith that your statements make sense, considering that you are ignoring all of the facts. (Is there a pattern here? hint, hint)

  71. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on how you market it. McDonald's own lawyers lost the argument with their "ready to drink" definition that included having it cool for 10 minutes so it would only incur second degree burns.

    And of course, they had to install special coffee makers to raise the temperatures. A non-McDonald's coffee maker couldn't generate that much heat; because, the coffee maker would have to be more of a pressure cooker to go above boiling.

    All of it to save 3 cents per cup.

    They even ignored the first court order to lower their temperature; because, the lawsuits were cheaper to deflect than the cost savings of 3 cents per cup. When the judge got wind of it, he slammed McDonalds for being a scofflaw.

  72. The judge is aware of that, and has tools to handl by raymorris · · Score: 1

    I'd wager that the judge is fully aware of that and has issued appropriate orders freezing assets until such time as it is determined which assets should actually be seized permanently. This judge DID just rule that Lumen View is a patent troll who is abusing the court system. Judges don't like it when you do that. Three years from now, the people involved might ultimately get their bank accounts released, but the judge knows how to make it an expensive pita to get the order overturned.

  73. Re:but by tibit · · Score: 1

    But that's not U.S. In the U.S., I'd ballpark $1500 for a completely new house for permits in an incorporated metro area.

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  74. Re: but by tibit · · Score: 1

    In a place that serves a lot of coffee, so that it's always freshly brewed, into low thermal mass, insulating cups - heck yes, they will be very close together, within 10F or so.

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  75. Re:but by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    That's like kickback rates in corrupt countries (which is most) where the "fee" to get your building approved is 10%. Good one Canada, aping nations with little growth andd little contribution to the world.

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  76. Re:but by PIBM · · Score: 1

    Well, large high class development often have higher costs for those parameters. You have much less houses per linear foot of frontage, increasing the cost of bringing water, taking sewer out, and building roads. That area was rocky and had a lot of slope, thus it was easy to understand that the development costs were high, and the city can't be building this without making it back.

    The promoter who was selling the plots was also the only one allowed to build in the area; or rather, he would not sell a plot of land if you weren't signing for the house at the same time.

    I built my house in a regular development zone, still 6000 square meters of land, and the total permit cost was around 200$ CAD at that time (tree clearing, house, underground electricity, drinking water, sewage and pool permits)

  77. Re:but by volmtech · · Score: 1

    Years ago when I was in the Navy we had a 30 cup coffee urn in the engine room. The guy who made a fresh pot at the start of the watch failed to secured the urn to cabinet top it sat on. After the coffee had made he was digging inside the cabinet for some tools when the ship rolled and the entire contents spilled down his back. All the skin of his back came off with his tee shirt when they snatched it off. The guy had to be medivacked off the ship.

  78. When I read this... by Max+Sinister · · Score: 1

    When I read this, I thought: "Finally! Shake in fear, patent trolls!"

  79. Pierce the corporate veil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After 'N' number of times the sleazy lawyers file for bankruptcy using this tactic, the law should be changed so that judge can pierce the corporate veil and go after the directors of the corp personally. This abuse of the protection from legal liability that incorporation affords.

  80. Re:but by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

    Where were you setting up? I'm in the process of looking for land and have looked at the cost of building a 40x40 house (Estimated) + 28x30 garage on a 2 acre lot. The range I was giving for a building permit was 60 000 to 80 000. This is in the GTA (Grand Toronto Area).

    I can only see rates like this for building downtown Toronto or Vancouver and even that seems high. Was there a deposit included in that? I know they require a deposit in some areas. What they do is pay it back to you after they look to see if you damaged surrounding infrastructures (road, sidewalk...) while building your house.

  81. Loser pays...criminal gets away by AutodidactLabrat · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If this had been in force between 1976 and 1988, no one would have dared to expose Ford in the Pinto " death for profit " scheme for fear of Ford extorting huge 'costs' onto the losers.
    Loser pays is just another way of insulating the wealthier party in any dispute from any civil justice whatever.
    A patent troll falls. Tomorrow it is the old lady GELDED by McD's 210 F coffee who gets screwed over for the last time.
    Let's not cheer this more than it is worth. Let's think about what the Supreme Court has just done to civil justice in America.
    There are perfectly good ways to nail the patent trolls without this

    1. Re:Loser pays...criminal gets away by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      This is not strictly losers pays. The losing side also has to be ruled to not be acting in good faith.

  82. Re:but by PIBM · · Score: 1

    This was a `no subvention` development on the south shore of the St-Lawrence river near Quebec city. In this case, the total permits costs had to cover the full extent of the development costs of the land. Typically, they would absorb the costs on your property taxes over the years, thus showing a much smaller amount.

  83. Re:but by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    The land is orginally owned by the city generally, so you can not just decide on your own to dig a well and bury your waste, as those can adversely affect your neighbors.

    Homesteading is fine, if you're all alone by yourself with no neighbors and no downstream runoff and you manage to somehow acquire the land free and clear of all government supports and subsidies (ie, nothing in America remotely fits that description, if you go back far enough there are Spanish, English, and native American rights to contend with). Granted some states are much more generous with this than others.

  84. Re:but by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    That case is the poster boy for people who don't bother to look up facts and just want "proof" that the legal system (aka the government) is out of control.

  85. Re:but by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    NCDA. The National Coffee Drinker's Association, protecting your rights to burn your genitals off, because that's still better than letting the government get their hands on them.

  86. Re:but by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    You can get a lawsuit almost anywhere for almot any reason. Actually winning the lawsuit is another matter. The thing is, the people who keep trotting out this example seem to think that they can use prior restraint and forbid the actual filing of lawsuits. Half the cases I read about in the knee jerk "fix the legal system!" mailing lists are about cases that never actually make it to court.

    It's impossible to apply common sense outside of the court system. Who gets to be the decider of what is common sense or not? Most of these cases that seem obvious actually have complex issues to resolve with plenty of people on both sides.

  87. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Can you please link me to this? The only permit in Cali that I know of to connect to the water system is for public works, not individuals.

    It's not the state, it's the county. After the state gets done with you, the county and the city (where applicable) still get to run you over a few times.

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  88. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your first comparison of 42000 to 30000 does not prove your point

    Don't you mean 45000 to 30000?

    Also, ROFL! I didn't even notice that they were essentially claiming that $45,000 is less than $30,000 ($30,000 in permits and "other stuff", vs $1000 * $45/ft^2 = $45,000) until you pointed it out. Bravo, bravo!

  89. Re:but by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Also, ROFL! I didn't even notice that they were essentially claiming that $45,000 is less than $30,000 ($30,000 in permits and "other stuff", vs $1000 * $45/ft^2 = $45,000) until you pointed it out. Bravo, bravo!

    You didn't notice that because I didn't say it. That's the price of building a home from a kit, as in, someone else does all the cutting of all the parts, and that includes freight fees. It's amazing what someone who understands the language a comment is written in can garner by actually reading the fucking thing, as any intelligent person would do.

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  90. Re:but by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    The land is orginally owned by the city generally, so you can not just decide on your own to dig a well and bury your waste, as those can adversely affect your neighbors.

    No, no it wasn't. That's not only the most asinine excuse for trampling of property rights I've ever heard, it's also unsupportable from a legal and common law viewpoint.

    nothing in America remotely fits that description, if you go back far enough there are Spanish, English, and native American rights to contend with

    The US Constitution eliminated the "divine right of kings", including England's and Spain's, to make claim to all real property. It established for the first time a country that recognized individual rights to property. Native American rights are different, and despite some of us feeling they should have superior right of supremacy to all land claims, the law only recognizes certain specific areas as tribal grounds, and that has absolutely ZERO impact on those acres in a residential or rural zoned area that you purchased from the prior deeded owner.

    Local ordinances that allow the government to sell your property at auction for 1/3 of the value because you were late paying the $1.86 balance on your property tax bill are nothing but theft.

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  91. Re: but by Razed+By+TV · · Score: 1

    As others are saying, do you serve at the temperature you brew at?

    You should take some time to read about the case. Do you think the jurors found in favor of the victim because they thought it was a great way to make a buck and they wanted to help her out?

    Check out what 3rd degree burns to the groin look like: http://justicebeforecharity.or... (I would say this is NSFW, and I have no idea why I can't find a better source for this.) I would say that most people don't appreciate the seriousness of the case because they don't really understand the injury.

    There is an interview with Stella's daughter here: http://youtu.be/i2ktM-lIfeQ

  92. Re:but by CaptnZilog · · Score: 1

    Before we go to far on it, it should also be noted that the lady in question only sued them for a relatively small amount (medical bills, $50K if I recall although it's been a while) - McD's *refused* to pay, and took it to court where they lost big time. They really would have been far better off just settling with her like she wanted originally.

  93. Re:but by CaptnZilog · · Score: 1

    ugh, less than $50K, serves me right for using the LT sign. Article you linked to says $20K.

  94. Need advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any money in becoming a patent troll troll?

  95. Re:but by Darinbob · · Score: 1

    When you get down to it, at some point in the past the land you own now was stolen by someone, and then granted by the government to a landholder. The land was never created by the landholder. For example, in the US most land was obtained by taking it away from the original native Americans without fair compensation (usually no compensation). Sometimes this was wholesale, ala the homestead act which opened up whole swaths of the country to whoever could get their first, and then defended afterwords with by the army.

    The US constitution may have eliminate the divine right and recognized (not for the first time) individual rights to property, but it only recognized that right for a subset of the inhabitants. What's really different from some European lord taking a peasants land a thousand years ago and claiming it is now his, versus some European settler claiming the land as his new farm and then driving off by force the natives who protested? What mattered on the ground is who had the guns and knew how to use them the best (thus the natives lost the land as well as England).

    What it comes down to though is that someone who sits on a parcel of land and declares that it is his kingdom and he can do whatever they hell he wants with it, flipping his finger at the government, only has that land in the first place because of a succession of governments that took control of that land and parceled it out. The government created the laws that gave that person the land, and it makes sense that the government can place additional restrictions on the use of the land ("we have altered the deal, pray we do not alter it further").

    After long enough time it's sort of moot who was there first. Things evolve so that instead of a constant threat of the original inhabitants trying to take things back you start relying on a system of laws that provide a more orderly transition and arbitration.

  96. Re:but by Truth_Quark · · Score: 1

    Yep. From my link:

    Liebeck sought to settle with McDonald's for $20,000 to cover her actual and anticipated expenses. Her past medical expenses were $10,500; her anticipated future medical expenses were approximately $2,500; and her loss of income was approximately $5,000 for a total of approximately $18,000. With this information, the company offered her $800.

    It's just that the court also awarded compensation for less tangible costs, and valued it at $200,000, of which they McD's was judged responsible for 160,000, the other $40,000 being the proportion that was Liebeck's own fault for spilling of coffee on herself.

    They also awarded a lot of punitive damages. I'm not sure how much if any of those were to be awarded to Liebeck. It might not have even been decided, because both parties appealed, and then settled out of court.

  97. Re:but by Curunir_wolf · · Score: 1

    The US constitution may have eliminate the divine right and recognized (not for the first time) individual rights to property

    Yes, it was, indeed, the first time a system of government was established that recognized individual rights to real property. And now the US is using techniques from Agenda 21 to end it.

    So you support the return to Divine Right of Kings, with the government having ownership of all land and the citizens only get tenancy?

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  98. Re: but by Dishevel · · Score: 1
    Again. How many people did not know that McDonalds did not serve their coffee very hot?

    Was this her first time getting coffee at McDonalds? No. She knew how hot the coffee was and wanted it.

    Why are we so quick to ensure that no person ever has to take responsibility for their own actions. She knew how hot the coffee was. She chose to go there and have that coffee and she spilled the coffee. Lets kill McDonalds?

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  99. Where you live by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I've heard of places like that. Have you looked into a composting toilet and such?

    In my area many people either have water trucked in or bring it in themselves via a giant tank in the back of their truck.

    How does the septic system get to be that expensive? Having to deal with permafrost?

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