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German NSA Committee May Turn To Typewriters To Stop Leaks

mpicpp (3454017) writes with news that Germany may be joining Russia in a paranoid switch from computers to typewriters for sensitive documents. From the article: Patrick Sensburg, chairman of the German parliament's National Security Agency investigative committee, now says he's considering expanding the use of manual typewriters to carry out his group's work. ... Sensburg said that the committee is taking its operational security very seriously. "In fact, we already have [a typewriter], and it's even a non-electronic typewriter," he said. If Sensburg's suggestion takes flight, the country would be taking a page out of the Russian playbook. Last year, the agency in charge of securing communications from the Kremlin announced that it wanted to spend 486,000 rubles (about $14,800) to buy 20 electric typewriters as a way to avoid digital leaks.

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  1. So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My father used to work for the NSA as a cryptologic studies teacher and told me stories about how back in the 70s they had tech that could read back what was being typed simply by listening to the pattern of the clicks the type writer was making.

    1. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by jonwil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that its a lot harder for the NSA to get a microphone into the office of a German agency (and a lot worse for international relations if the NSA did it and the Germans found out) than it is for the NSA to hack into the computers at a German agency from a computer room at Ft Meade.

    2. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all technolodgy at their disposal, I would assume germans can build quite noise-free typewriters. With a use of chemistry, probably comletely silent.

    3. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mjwalshe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The KGB have used Romeo spies to seduce the secretaries before now - one poor woman killed her self when she found out - the "Americans" series has this as a plot point.

    4. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      could just as well use an old pc and bust the floppy drive..

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    5. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The difference is that its a lot harder for the NSA to get a microphone into the office of a German agency

      Only if they make sure everyone leaves their cell phones out the door.

    6. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worse international relations? The Obama Admin. has already crossed that line. The damage has been done. The US government compensated a double-agent who is working in the investigative committee that is investigating NSA activities in Germany.
      http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/arrest-of-bnd-employee-strains-ties-between-germany-and-us-a-979738.html

    7. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      It's pretty easy to block phone signals.

    8. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Smart phones can record and upload later.

    9. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Megol · · Score: 2

      That is well known - even computer keyboards (where unlike mechanical typewriters each key use essentially the same mechanism) can be tapped using audio alone with reasonable good results. That spent color ribbons can be used to extract text is also well known.

      This is just another layer of defense. Unlike the /. meme even security by obscurity can be a good defense when used in a multi-layer system.

    10. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1, Redundant

      So did Clancy's Clear and Present Danger, if I'm not mistaken - only with Colombians.

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    11. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've heard that a quill made of goose feathers is very soft and makes hardly any noise when writing...

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    12. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Why do you think there needs to be a microphone physically present in the room. There does not need to be, even if it is a manual typewriter and not an electric one, a laser off a room window will work just fine. Or one could simply activate the onboard mic on any computers in the room. Physical microphones need to be within about 100ft to work well. digital ones like lasers can be within a few miles. And yes I used to be a digital and physical forensics tech.

    13. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by fazig · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Social Engineering.
      Certainly, it's not as cost effective as other methods and requires elaborate planning. But no matter the technological level of advancement this has been, and most likely will continue to be, a very serious security threat. Simply because it targets a vulnerability that will be very hard to fix - our social, human nature.

    14. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all technolodgy at their disposal, I would assume germans can build quite noise-free typewriters. With a use of chemistry, probably comletely silent.

      Yes, they could.

      Or, they could use what is already pretty silent. A pencil.

      But hey no, let's invent the space pen again, just for the hell of it.

    15. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That is well known - even computer keyboards (where unlike mechanical typewriters each key use essentially the same mechanism) can be tapped using audio alone with reasonable good results. That spent color ribbons can be used to extract text is also well known.

      This is just another layer of defense. Unlike the /. meme even security by obscurity can be a good defense when used in a multi-layer system.

      True. And defeating the vulnerabilities here are a lot more finite than trying to secure a computing system. White noise generator within a Faraday wrapped room and good security practice (physically destroy ribbons) would basically do it in this case.

      Still all comes down to who can you trust in the end, no matter what the medium is.

    16. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by clickclickdrone · · Score: 2

      In the 80's a UK bank experimented with signature recognition by listening to the pen on the paper. The dynamics and pressure etc were much harder to fake than the actual signature so it made sense but ultimately didn't go anywhere.

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    17. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by AHuxley · · Score: 5, Informative

      Re the human factor.
      Thats a huge risk in Germany. Generations of post ww2 Germans know nothing but helping the NSA and GCHQ over their decades in every level of the West and later German bureaucracies.
      The men and woman who helped the UK and USA post 1950's would have chosen like minded staff to work with them or replace them.
      Thats the entire upper structures of vital German security lost to 5+ other Five Eyes countries by default over decades.
      Then you have the tame German political leaders watched, dropped, advanced thanks to insider help.
      The East Germans got some staff next to generations of top West German political leaders or top NATO staff.
      The US and UK got all the communication networks of West Germany and then Germany with the help of cleared Germans.

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    18. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by spacefight · · Score: 2

      So, how hard do you think it is, to hack into a nearby computer (laptop, cell phone, building automation controller etc) and use that as a next hop to get an audio signal of the typewriter?

    19. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by jandersen · · Score: 2

      I always feel vaguely amused when people say that you 'just' or 'simply' do so and so. I'm pretty sure the Germans know that these things can be done - they are clever people, you know.

      Of course it is possible to penetrate whatever security measures are put in place, but using simpler technology has advantages:

      - simple technology is easier to screen for spying devices; there is no networking, no firmware with backdoors, etc
      - it is less easy to make copies on an industrial scale, when things are typed on paper instead of being stored electronically
      - it is riskier to try to steal information, when you have to be physically present

      And of course, just because it is possible to guess what a person is typing from the sound emitted, that is probably only true for a subset of typewrites, and in any case, it only works when somebody is typing something. The typewriter can be moved around, so you would have to plant microphones everywhere; and then, of course, you'll have to record everything in the hope that you'll catch something useful. All in all, you'd have to make a significant effort, which would then be more easily spotted. Possible is not the same as feasible.

    20. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's what came to mind when I read GP. The "romeo" was actually a KGB-trained Cuban spymaster in that story and seduced the secretary of the director of the FBI. Been re-reading Clancy's Jack Ryan novels lately so it's fresh in my mind.

    21. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by physicsphairy · · Score: 1

      Okay, but how are you going to conceal a microphone in a room that has gone purely mechanical? A computer gives off all sorts of RF, and is complex enough that there may be other tricky ways of getting information out. Not to mention that America may be the only source of processors and other components.

      I'm sure the germans are capable of producing the typewriters completely in-house. Stick them in a well-shielded, soundproofed, unelectrified room, treat any signal as a bug, and it's much harder to get access to the information contined within, especially just by being clever with some transistors.

    22. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by StripedCow · · Score: 4, Funny

      My father used to work for the NSA as a cryptologic studies teacher and told me stories about how back in the 70s they had tech that could read back what was being typed simply by listening to the pattern of the clicks the type writer was making.

      Perhaps you can ask your father what this man was typing:
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    23. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2

      No no no! Money's no object!

      it wanted to spend 486,000 rubles
      (about $14,800) to buy 20 electric typewriters as a way to avoid digital leaks.

      While that seems like a lot, keep in mind the US government would commission electronic typewriters, making sure they had USB and WiFi and network printing capabilities and access to cloud storage and run Windows apps and Internet Explorer.

      They would finally be delivered for $38k per unit about 12 years after everybody has a Matrix jack in their neck.

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    24. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

      Electric and Electronic typewriters are far more susceptible to intercept as each key would generate a distinct RF signature and were much more suitable for spies.

      Could one capture the same using a manual typewriter? Maybe. But, it would require highly sensitive and dynamic range microphones and recording technology to detect the sounds of the key being pressed vs the time it takes for the hammer to strike the paper and wait for the sound that it has returned of an older electric typewriter. SELECTRICs pose additional problems due to the use of the ball over a hammer. Additionally, with a manual typewriter, you can vary the timing by how hard you press and release the key.

      Theoretically, you could bounce a laser off of a reflective surface to pick up sounds. Not sure how "hi-fi" it would be, though or whether it could detect the subtle signals.

      Another device that was used was the Van Ekk device which could reproduce images displayed on a CRT monitor upwards of several hundred feet away. It's one reason secure locations are enclosed in a Faraday cage. Theoretically, you could monitor currents on the ground wire.

      So, manual typewriters are still the most secure of the lot.

    25. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a spell-checker. "Technolodgy"? Really?

    26. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need a good microphone: The *intensity* and a lot of timing information is smeared, badly, by by the cheap A/D converters, downsampling, and general lack of a clue about how human hearing actually works rather than the pretty Nyquist theorems the cell phone designers learned as freshmen studying calculus. There are *reasons* most such systems suck so badly.

    27. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So... just make sure nobody leaves the bunker until whatever you're secretive about happens.

    28. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by fractoid · · Score: 2

      Not as cost effective? If I was working on a budget, I would be far more likely to succeed by employing a smokin' hot woman with leet skills to seduce an enemy tech than I would by trying to crack 4096-bit encryption.

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    29. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      actualy this was a secretary in the BND Germanys CIA who was seduced into working for the KGB - she though she was working for neo Nazis which is almost as worrying.

    30. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was another report that they might start playing music during their meetings.

      Also you're comitting the old "still not 100% secure, therefore useless" fallacy. This would raise the bar significantly.

    31. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Not so sure most of the police carried on postwar Denazification wasn't very rigorous doctors involved in action T carried on practicing in a some cases.

      The acceptance of identify cards is a another indication.

    32. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mikael · · Score: 1

      They could still hack into the nearest smartphone and listen to the clicks that way. Just about everyone has a smartphone on their desk. Or they could collect the used printer ribbons and read back the text that way.

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    33. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mikael · · Score: 1

      A microphone placed on top of a PC, beside or behind a PC will pick up more noise from the cooling fans. Even if you are not use a combination of cooling fans and an open-plan PC case that work as a white noise generator for the whole room :)

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    34. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 1

      The difference is that its a lot harder for the NSA to get a microphone into the office of a German agency (and a lot worse for international relations if the NSA did it and the Germans found out) than it is for the NSA to hack into the computers at a German agency from a computer room at Ft Meade.

      Even I own a laser mic; I'm sure the NSA has way cooler stuff at their disposal for extracting sound remotely.

      Does this whole hipster throw back move to antiquated technology seem ass backward to anyone else? Is it that hard to simply not plug a PC into a network? You're worried about someone with a thumb drive? Fill the USB slots with non-conductive wood glue and let's see what they do then.

    35. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Contradictions do not exist. Whenever you think that you are facing a contradiction, check your premises. You will find that one of them is wrong.

    36. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Ok, perfect for team building on those rare occasions where you are planning something in secret that will not take less than eight hours to plan and execute using technology from the nineteenth century.

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    37. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 1

      The KGB have used Romeo spies to seduce the secretaries before now - one poor woman killed her self when she found out - the "Americans" series has this as a plot point.

      Citation needed

    38. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by ComputerGeek01 · · Score: 5, Funny

      You laugh, but it just goes to show that you have no idea what kind of trouble we are having in integrating Internet Explorer with that project.

    39. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Is that non-networked PC in a TEMPEST-compliant location? How sure are you of that?

      SIGINT is some fascinating stuff.

    40. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 1

      That is easily defeated by playing music in the background:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2LJ1i7222c

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    41. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mjwalshe · · Score: 2

      This isn't Wikipedia but http://intelligenceref.blogspo... If mentioned kim philby would you want documentary evidence for that as well - the KGB's romeo spies are very well-known what do you think ana chapman was doing when she married tim "nice but dim" to get an English passport

    42. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax. NSA will not be the ones doing the spying there. NSA simply needs to spy on Chinese and Russians to get that information. And yes, they have the same levels of spying against Germany going on. In fact, probably more since they are focused on economics as well as the politics and do not care about spying on your citizens.

    43. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father used to work for the NSA as a cryptologic studies teacher and told me stories about how back in the 70s they had tech that could read back what was being typed simply by listening to the pattern of the clicks the type writer was making.

      I bet it would have been nice to see what kind of results it really got with different setups and writing speeds. First of course the simplest on typist typing old fashioned Remington or Olivetti with letter types in hammers, then second with a bit more modern IBM selectric with letters on ball and third of course with with other kind of variations like types on wheels (Triuph Adler etc.). Some of the later models you wrote on a LCD buffer, which you were able to correct text if needed and then once pressing enter the output to paper would happen.

      Also I bet it's quite a feat, if it was possible, to get some sense out of from several typists (often dosen or more) writing in same room, different texts bit varying speeds but all quite fast compared to an not so much experienced typist.

      My mother was a librarian and before that while still studying also a typist in industry leading company, which led her also doing library index data entry when first computerized indexes were created. She was very fast typist. We had even at home few of different typing machines, a tiny portable and then few large ones at (home) office side table. As a kid I wondered how fast someone could write with those old machines, often about the same speed as someone spoke out and immediately after finishing speech pulling out the paper and showing it to speaker for proof reading. If you had many that kind of typists and you could record remotely what they individually had been writing it certainly was a great result indeed.

    44. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      We just need the Cone of Silence.

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    45. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it was not worrying that AMERICA set up the Organisation Gehlen under General des Heeres Gehlen, formerly heading the "Fremde Heere Ost" department of the Wehrmacht. From Gehlen Org we got the BND.

      The BND was and to some degree still is America's little dirty dog. So AMERICA saw it fit to use former SS/SD Officers against those nasty, nasty Russkies.

      GO FUCK YOURSELF.

    46. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looked like mostly 'c's, 'n's and spaces.

    47. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by lgw · · Score: 1

      Have you been following the NSA leaks at all? The NSA routinely intercepts computers purchased by "high-value" targets and adds bugs that you'd never find and that don't need an internet connection to report back wirelessly (admittedly, the range isn't that great). That sort of thing is mature, n-th generation tech to the NSA now, and would be pretty cool if it weren't mostly used against US citizens and allies.

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    48. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by dale.furno · · Score: 0

      its easier to replace an officer or bureaucrat than a doctor.

    49. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by dale.furno · · Score: 0

      That was a really good read, thanks , mjwalshe.

    50. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Those who do not understand History are doomed to repeat it.

      - Santayana

      True for the Germans. And everyone else. Go ask your average 22 year old about the events that shaped WWI or II (or Vietnam, Korea or the first half dozen Gulf Wars).

      Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

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    51. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Man, these AC's.

      Is there nothing they can't do?

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    52. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      one guy playing dubstep in the office will defeat a multimillion dollar listening program.

    53. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by tlhIngan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Social Engineering.
        Certainly, it's not as cost effective as other methods and requires elaborate planning. But no matter the technological level of advancement this has been, and most likely will continue to be, a very serious security threat. Simply because it targets a vulnerability that will be very hard to fix - our social, human nature.

      Not cost effective? You're kidding right?

      Even Windows is more secure than humans. Modern viruses and Trojans are relying on social engineering to get themselves installed all the time because it's easier and cheaper to do so than to try to sniff a vulnerability out and shell code your way in.

      Hell, we used to joke about the "honor system virus" (where it asks you to do the destruction and send it to 10 of your contacts). Truth be told, it actually is kind of successful these days.

      There are still elaborate attacks, but social engineering remains one of the cheapest, most effective ways to get through any security measure.

    54. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no phones allowed in the ops room. or barring that, white noise generator. or a typewriter designed to not make noise.

    55. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by marcello_dl · · Score: 1

      I also recall having heard about intel procs having a peculiar remote access measure, if that's true of course. Not that you could trust a processor named INTEL anyway :) ...

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    56. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Worse for the relations? They friggin' tapped the chancellor's phone! If that doesn't constitute a "clean out your embassy, you have 24 hours" violation, what does?

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    57. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Required in Secret+ clearance positions in the US anyway.

    58. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      "The KGB have used Romeo spies"

      Who'd have thought this would end in tragedy?

    59. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by jopsen · · Score: 1

      Only if they make sure everyone leaves their cell phones out the door.

      Really, you think they are allowed to carry in cell phones? :)
      That's like the number one thing not allowed... then followed by USB keys, cameras, etc...

    60. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that this smokin' hot woman would most likely be in her twenties and part of generation Y and gone to some elite school in order to get hired by HR she most likely wouldn't have the people skills necessary to seduce anyone since she spent her youth texting rather than having face to face conversations with people. That is when she wasn't busy memorizing a whole bunch of nonsense in order to get into an Ivy League school. Young people maybe technologically savvy today but their people skills leave something to be desired. Young people thirty years ago were more grown up and mature than young people today are. The CIA today will have a hard time finding mature reliable young people who won't pull some idiotic crap on them.

    61. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      So what? they can be tapped to.

      So fucking what? Almost no security concept is completely watertight. We have various tools in a security toolkit, and they do not all have to be completely perfect to still offer value. This method offers some benefits over doing the communication via electronic networks. That's the point.

    62. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Too obvious. It works better the other way, because women rarely suspect an attractive man to be an elite prostitute spy.

    63. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you have to write on animal skins to be most effective...

    64. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typing is considerably faster than writing. The REAL weak spot is making sure you don't lose track of used carbon paper and RIBBONS... Those could have the last week of typing! Periodically you would have to destroy plattens too..

    65. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Pffft. Please. They have glass windows on their walls, right? An infrared laser microphone reflecting off the window would be more than sufficient. The trick would be to connect several electric typewriters together with a randomizer so that there are many typewriters banging away in random in the same room.

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    66. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Daddy said "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin' if you don't stop postin' that Slashdot thinkin'."

    67. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Teun · · Score: 1

      Just as well the average German doesn't have a clue what these miles and feet mean in their real world. ;)

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    68. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by billstewart · · Score: 1

      I can tell you a lot about the events that shaped the Vietnam war, from French colonialism and the Dulles Brothers on, and about the motivations of the ^@^%%@s who wanted to send me there, but I still can't tell you why anybody in their right mind thought it was a good idea to have that war. And a lot of the homeless vets I meet these days remind me of an old guy I knew a few decades ago who was never quite right after coming back from WWII.

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    69. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it's that hard. Call it a hunch but, I doubt that these typewriters will be clacking away in even close to 100% sterile, 100% impermeable environments. Even if the room itself had a zero electronics ban, both sound and light are transmissible through walls where they can be intercepted.

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    70. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

      Yes ironic - though only when I checked did I find that on of them was a false flag and she thought she was working for a neo Nazi which is in away more worrying.

    71. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by fractoid · · Score: 1

      True that. The approach can work on either gender and people are less likely to assume a male's motivation for seducing them is anything other than sex.

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    72. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by fabioalcor · · Score: 1

      The typewriter can be moved around, so you would have to plant microphones everywhere.

      If one install the microphone/sensor in the typewriter, disguised like a part of it, it'd overcome all these problems. It could even harvest power to operate from the vibrations of the machine.

    73. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Have you ever heard a typewriter? These things are LOUD.
      By the way, any word on what they are going to do with the waste dot-matrix tape with a perfect image of what was printed? Throw it in a dumpster? Hand it to enemy spies?

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    74. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      If that is true, which is highly doubtfull, that 3g modem is only active when powered down. Powered down means there is no power to the memory banks. No power to the memory banks means the data in it will be destroyed in a couple of microseconds (bar cryogenic cooling). Ergo your encryption keys (which are in your memory banks) are destroyed.

      And that is all dependent on that mysterious, magical "phantom power" actually working for a useful amount of time. On die capacitors are hellish expensive.

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    75. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can bounce a laser off a window, and read the modulated signal from that. It has been done for years.

    76. Re: So what? they can be tapped to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are electronic... They are not dusting off your Dad's typewriter! LOL

    77. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Only if they make sure everyone leaves their cell phones out the door.

      That is, of course, routine. I haven't been allowed to take my mobile out to the worksite for years. Mostly because of the intermittent need for radio silence while handling explosives, but it's a boon for data security too.

      People who don't like leaving their phone in an envelope at the heliport aren't allowed onto the flight. And yes, all bags are searched, every trip.

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    78. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Which nearby computer?

      I don't think you've thought this through. fortunately, I suspect that the KGB and the German Security Services have thought it through - at least more than you have.

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    79. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      the waste dot-matrix tape with a perfect image of what was printed

      Another security hole that is well known, and would be plugged by anyone actually implementing such a secure system.

      Incidentally, during the 10 years that we used the household typewriter (Dad for writing letters and correspondence courses ; my sisters and I for typing up our final reports for school projects), we brought a new ribbon once, and re-inked the ribbons a couple of times. None got thrown away.

      Or are you talking about some non-ribbon system which I haven't encountered. I know that you can see the impressions of what has just been typed for a few minutes on a ribbon, but then the tugging and pressure of spooling (and re-spooling) the ribbon on to the carriers makes it unreadable after a few re-uses of the ribbon.

      One of the more serious miscarriages of justice - the Birmingham Six - was uncovered because a policeman's notepad had legible parts of the original interview notes which had been written on an overlying sheet, which ahd then been torn out. which is why policemen's notebooks are now serial-numbered, with every page individually numbered.

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    80. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Pffft. Please. They have glass windows on their walls, right?

      Wrong.

      Next question?

      If you are concerned about keeping secrets, one of the first things you do is not have windows. Then you make sure that the actual construction of the walls is carried out by people who you actually trust (positive vetting, etc.). Make sure that your power supply is gapped from the mains supply (e.g. a mechanical motor-flywheel-generator set ; you'd probably need a lot of this for a UPS anyway, so the incremental cost isn't as eye-watering as the headline cost)

      These are not new issues.

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    81. Re:So what? they can be tapped to. by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the Germans know that these things can be done - they are clever people, you know.

      No they're not - they're stupid foreigners who don't even know how to speak English. Haven't you been on Slashdot long enough to know that all foreigners are stupid?

      (This post should be read with SARCASM set to ON.)

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  2. Dumpster diving. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nice. Dumpster diving for used typewritter ink ribbons is back in fashion.

  3. New Snowden by clickety6 · · Score: 2

    A suspected security mole was today apprehended with 5 reams of carbon copy paper...

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    1. Re:New Snowden by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Funny

      5 reams of carbon copy paper contains much less information than a single USB stick.
      This is security by volume.

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    2. Re:New Snowden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The mole was paid off. NSA antics are seriously pissing off Germany and this issue has become another foreign policy faux pas of this presidential administration. As goes Germany, so goes other EU countries. They're slowly turning away from the US. I don't think alienating allies is a smart thing to do, but what would you expect from a president who allows warrantless wiretapping?

    3. Re:New Snowden by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Given how extremely tiny a modern camera can be made, I'm not sure that's a lot of protection.

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    4. Re:New Snowden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Boring troll. Since you're just posting as the Slashdot Dunce, I'll just reply to your "unfounded" claim, the remainder of your post is uninformed drivel.

      Source is Spiegel Online:
      http://www.spiegel.de/international/germany/expulsion-of-cia-head-a-sign-of-tougher-german-response-to-spying-a-980912.html

      Finally, police arrested Markus R. on Wednesday of the week before last. In his nine-hour interrogation, he apparently told the astonished investigators he had already been working for an American intelligence agency for two years. That relationship had also begun with an email, which he had sent to the US Embassy in Berlin, he explained. R. talked about clandestine meetings in Austria, at which he had allegedly been paid a total of €25,000 ($34,000).

      He was paid 25,000 euros.

      Four paragraphs down:

      Markus R. is suspected of having handed over five files of material to the Americans. As the person in charge of filing and cryptography in his department, he had access to highly classified documents. It is believed that Markus R. smuggled hard copies of at least 218 documents out of his office, scanned them at home and edited them to conceal the source.

      Have a nice day, Dunce.

    5. Re:New Snowden by gnasher719 · · Score: 2

      He was paid 25,000 euros.

      What an idiot. Destroying your career and going to jail for 25,000 euros for someone in a western country is pure idiocy.

    6. Re:New Snowden by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      5 reams of carbon copy paper contains much less information than a single USB stick.
      This is security by volume.

      The obvious solution is to fill all USB ports with glue on government computers... The irony and extreme hillarity of my statement is that sevreal agencies actually did just that...

    7. Re:New Snowden by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      Two full years of wages? I don't know about that... Hint: most of the west isn't rich.

  4. foolproof by chentiangemalc · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's a great security initiative! Everybody should do this. Considering it is impossible to electronically monitor what is typed on a manual type writer, and certainly it would be near impossible to copy the manually typed paper with today's technology.

    1. Re:foolproof by joh · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would also significantly cut down Slashdot comments if they had to be typed on paper and mailed.

    2. Re:foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be much harder for NSA to copy, access or monitor physical documents than it is to hack their computers.

    3. Re:foolproof by John+Da'+Baddest · · Score: 1

      Not so near. See recent articles about Google Glass, and of course there are good old fashioned hidden cameras watching the typists. I suppose it more effort is required though.

    4. Re:foolproof by Wizardess · · Score: 1

      I remember from the early 80s hearing about somebody able to decode a Selectric typewriter by its emissions, either electrical or acoustic. All your data are belong to us.

      {O.O}

    5. Re:foolproof by MrDoh! · · Score: 1

      Shares in correcting fluid would rocket.

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    6. Re:foolproof by some+old+guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      True, but it would make "first post" a lovely double entendre.

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    7. Re:foolproof by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about that. I wonder if it's possible to determine what is being typed from the sound of the keystrokes. Surely it's possible that there are minute differences between keystrokes from different keys?

    8. Re:foolproof by syockit · · Score: 1

      But what has been sent still cannot be retracted.

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    9. Re:foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's totally feasible for electric typewriters. It's pretty difficult for manual typewriters as they are less reproducible. Bad typists produce well-separated strokes but with more variation. Experienced typists have less variation but the sounds run into each other. But you'll be actually hard-put to find experienced manual typewriter typists outside of retirement homes anyway.

    10. Re:foolproof by c · · Score: 1

      It would also significantly cut down Slashdot comments if they had to be typed on paper and mailed.

      First posted?

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    11. Re:foolproof by clickclickdrone · · Score: 1

      In other news, sales of Minox spy cameras rise ten fold.

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    12. Re:foolproof by coofercat · · Score: 1

      In other news, they're also dusting off all their old bottles invisible ink, newspapers with holes cut so you can see through while 'reading' and that box of old fake moustaches and noses from the basement. From now on, be on the lookout for anyone reading a paper from the 1960s sporting a massive nose neighbour. Extra points if they're writing into a notebook with a pen that appears to have run out of ink.

    13. Re:foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or "shit" posts.

    14. Re:foolproof by zlives · · Score: 1

      or edited post mail.

    15. Re:foolproof by zlives · · Score: 1

      A comma would have been nice in the above comment.

    16. Re:foolproof by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      It's a great security initiative! Everybody should do this. Considering it is impossible to electronically monitor what is typed on a manual type writer, and certainly it would be near impossible to copy the manually typed paper with today's technology.

      I'm actually thinking these are more for internal discussions or notifications to superiors more than anything else. Don't want future administrations of your government that might not be so keen on your current policies and don't want to make things suspicious by deleting the email servers? Type a letter and pass it to somebody else who can type their own letter and send it back through a trusted courier. The people involved would be able to make their own copies if there was email, so it's not really less secure. All copies should be destroyed later and there is easy deniability.

    17. Re:foolproof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also significantly cut down Slashdot comments if they had to be typoed on paper and mailed.

      FTFY ... if it should keep resemblance with slashdot.

    18. Re:foolproof by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      For a mechanical typewriter, you'd probably need to calibrate your decoding algorithm for each individual typewriter. Which would mean that you'd have to intercept the supply chain (difficult, and prone to exposure, which would probably mean another ambassador having to pack his bags), or do a lot of frequency analysis to try to identify the "fingerprint" of each typewriter. (During the war, individual Morse code operators could be identified by their "fist", which was why agents needed to be turned, rather than just tortured for keys and then replaced.)

      It's all doable. But it's not going to be easy.

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  5. Photocopy by jklovanc · · Score: 1

    When they get photocopied for distribution a copy can easily go "missing" are the data file from the digital copier can be sent somewhere.

    1. Re:Photocopy by Zumbs · · Score: 2

      True, but it still requires continual physical access to sensitive areas as well as agents that continually steal and post copies, putting themselves at risk of exposure every time.

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    2. Re:Photocopy by chalkyj · · Score: 1

      Or photograph/scan them. It's not like being in physical form prevents instant digitisation, especially with how good OCR tech is now.

    3. Re:Photocopy by mysidia · · Score: 1

      When they get photocopied for distribution

      You just said photocopied for distribution. The digital photocopier takes an image of the document and then reproduces it ---- the photocopier is a perfect place to save a copy of the image to a hard drive or USB stick for later dissemination/leakage.

    4. Re:Photocopy by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what I just said? I guess you got distracted half way through the sentence. And people say I have a short attention span. ;-)

    5. Re:Photocopy by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      They'll be bringing in a mimeograph machine to make the copies. Oh gods, the recollections of primary school and helping the secretary run off the couple of hundred copies of the latest school raffle sheet. By hand crank.

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    6. Re:Photocopy by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Even with a mimeograph a copy can get "destroyed".

    7. Re:Photocopy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Which digital copier? My father has got a 1960s dry-process photocopier in his attic, and it worked the last time I used it (a decade ago, admittedly). We don't have the resources of a state, and we wouldn't have to resort to buying stuff which could be interfered with by filthy, disgusting foreigners (i.e. Americans).

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    8. Re:Photocopy by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Or photograph/scan them.

      So, you've never been searched on accessing a work site? Had your phone sealed into a bag, then locked into a cupboard?

      Which part of "security service" did you misunderstand?

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  6. Leaks or spying? by jovius · · Score: 2

    Using typewriters will definitely make spying the documents a bit harder, but leaking them is as easy as ever. The next level could be a new version of watermarked paper, which knows when it has been accessed or photographed.
     

    1. Re:Leaks or spying? by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      The next level could be a new version of watermarked paper, which knows when it has been accessed or photographed.

      Can you explain how paper, with presumably some type of magical substance applied to it, would know the difference between a human eye reading it vs a camera lens? Both are operating by receiving light that has been reflected, or more correctly, not reflected, off the ink.

      I suppose you could use some type of photosensitive chemical that could detect a flash...but that would easily be defeated by just not using a flash, plus likely would destroy the document should you look at it outside or by a sunny window.

    2. Re:Leaks or spying? by jd · · Score: 1

      Not really. The eye mixes colours in order to see them, it's full-spectrum. Digital cameras are not.

      The obvious enhancement would be to develop ink and paper that create the visual illusion of RGB on some solid background but which show up on CCD devices as dots of random colours everywhere. Ideally, saying something rude when examined as a stereogram.

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    3. Re:Leaks or spying? by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      should you look at it outside or by a sunny window.

      People seem to be having this recurring idea that this sort of work is going to take place in a nice, comfortable college campus-like setting.

      I don't know what planets you live on, but I don't have any problems about going to work in a steel box sitting in the middle of a dull concrete and metal industrial site. We don't bother with windows, partly because we've no need for them, and partly because steel plate is less vulnerable to explosion (a small but real risk in my work site.

      Did you see the recent version of "Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy"? All the security services staff beavering away in a windowless cellar, with a soundproofed box in the middle for the really secret discussions. Probably not terribly realistic (again, why does the soundproofed box have a window? All it needs is an occupied/ unoccupied flag, which really means a £5 bolt on the inside of the outer door.) but the industrial grimness of the setting is realistic.

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  7. Secure until it gets fax'd or scan'd and email'd by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And of course there are type writer ribbons to destroy and so forth.

    But on the whole, it forces spying back to having physical access to the document and that's not a bad security mechanism.

  8. ib4 voodoo key sound decription by Thanshin · · Score: 1

    A phone or nearby computer will be hacked and the secrets will be extracted by recording with the mic the relative sounds of the typewriter keys.

  9. Alternative strategy: by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

    Couldn't they just buy a bunch of computers with no network hardware whatsoever?

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    1. Re:Alternative strategy: by CRCulver · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even if the computers have no network connectivity, their screens and keystrokes may spied on through a Tempest attack by an adversary in the vicinity. Buying typewriters may be cheaper than Tempest shielding.

    2. Re:Alternative strategy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even cheaper and harder to spy on - pen and paper.

    3. Re:Alternative strategy: by kruach+aum · · Score: 1

      Magicians train themselves in pencil reading, so that they can tell what you write from the movements of the pencil.

    4. Re:Alternative strategy: by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Isn't TEMPEST defeated today by simple HDCP, or another system of transferring image data encrypted? The display itself should be reasonably shieldable.

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    5. Re:Alternative strategy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were modded informative, you should have been modded naive. Acoustic tapping via mic or laser has existed for a few decades. I built my first laser mike for the PI I worked for in the 90's, before that we bought them from certain trade supply shops.

    6. Re:Alternative strategy: by Krymzn · · Score: 2

      Acoustic keyloggers (http://www.keylogger101.com/acoustic-keyloggers/) could be used to detect which typewriter keys are being pressed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keystroke_logging).

    7. Re:Alternative strategy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, of course, that is scalable and as dependable as analyzing network traffic.

    8. Re:Alternative strategy: by c · · Score: 2

      Buying typewriters may be cheaper than Tempest shielding.

      Of course, they do have to work a lot harder to avoid someone just eavedropping on the keypresses...

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    9. Re:Alternative strategy: by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Yes. Just add more magicians.

      And, as an extra bonus, for a sufficient amount of network traffic, you'd have both the analysis and the complete works of Shakespeare.

    10. Re:Alternative strategy: by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Which is why you don't source the hardware via US companies. Maybe they should switch to German-built Raspberry Pi clones in in transparent cases.

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    11. Re:Alternative strategy: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. But they can wrap the whole office/building in a faraday cage, AND generate random EM white noise all over just for good measure (the kind that you'd get if a million monkeys typed on a million keyboards).

      Of course, then the issue becomes running stuff... what are they going to install on these things, Windows? Who knows---maybe that would be leaking bits through careful timing of DNS requests... for anyone that's listening that is. Unless they control "everything", they can't be sure.

    12. Re:Alternative strategy: by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Again, why the fuck do people think there will be anyone untrusted nearby. That's why "secret" sites are normally in the middle of existing barracks, air bases and that sort of thing. You control the perimeter, and you keep the perimeter a long way from the sensitive stuff. THEN you so your secure work inside windowless boxes free-standing inside windowless buildings, probably with access by tunnel from other buildings (so satellite observation can't easily tell you who is going in and out of the building).

      It's not cheap, but it's not rocket science either.

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    13. Re:Alternative strategy: by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      Which is why you buy COTS components off the shelf from major retailers, using petty cash ; you rotate through all the major retailers ; and then you build your own gear.

      Or of you're really paranoid (not unjustified), you only use equipment you've made yourselves. Which seems to be a strategy the Russians are following (and probably the Chinese and Indians too, with less fanfare).

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    14. Re:Alternative strategy: by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Yes a lot of white box efforts http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/W...

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  10. I suggest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    using secret ink so the paper blank until you hold it over a candle. We used to do that as kids.

    1. Re:I suggest... by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      using secret ink so the paper blank until you hold it over a candle. We used to do that as kids.

      I suggest, since they are going back to "old school tech" they should use the "Mission impossible" reel to reel taprecorder that catches alight once played. Maybe Apple are working on a digital version.

  11. Don't forget to burn the ribbon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Oh there's so many vulnerabilities with electric typewriters, especially the single-use ribbon.

    Manual typewriters with a fabric ribbon that is re-used might still need to be burned.

    1. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by vidarlo · · Score: 1

      Oh there's so many vulnerabilities with electric typewriters, especially the single-use ribbon. Manual typewriters with a fabric ribbon that is re-used might still need to be burned.

      Yes, there is security vulnerabilities. But compared to a computer, containing millions of lines of code, and the capability of running arbitary software, a typewriter is a very simple envirorment, with fewer unknown and bugs.

      Securing a simple envirorment is easier than securing the complex. Take a Selectric typewriter - you can check the software manually as it's probably quite short. You can easily verify it, and there is NO reason why any other software should be present. This is not the case with a computer.

      Or mechanical typewriter - no software, so the only storage mechanism is the ribbon.

      So yeah, a bit of physical security is needed. The ribbons needs to be handled as classified. The drums may contain imprints, and neads to destructed safely. Sound might reveal something, so the room needs soundproofing and checks for unwanted bugs. But compared to a computer, it's quite trivial, and the security is within the reach of even a small organization.

    2. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Manual typewriters with a fabric ribbon that is re-used might still need to be burned.

      Except they won't burn easily, given that they're often made of metal.

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    3. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manual typewriters with a fabric ribbon that is re-used might still need to be burned.

      Except they won't burn easily, given that they're often made of metal.

      Pretty sure that fabric would dissolve nicely in some kind of acid bath. No flame necessary.

    4. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by whitis · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Typewriters make many copies
            - The paper copies
          - all the drafts you have to redo.
            - the ribbon, especially film ribbons which often make a nearly perfect unencrypted ticker tape copy
            - the carbon paper between sheets
            - the impression on the platten
            - The unique accoustic signature of each key
            - the electrical signature on an electrical typewriter which is radiated through the air and power line.

      In addtion, sensors can easily be put in the typewriter and some typewriters have electronics that can be tapped into. Documents are stored in the filing cabinet unencypted and any copy logging has to be done manually. The typewriter doesn't log when someone accesses a document or types up a copy. It dowsn't lock automatically when you walk away from your desk. To make up for the lost efficiency, entire armies of near minimum wage typists and filing clerks (two legged security holes) will be needed.

    5. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      You go on and on about these supposed weaknesses - but each and every one of them requires physical access. None of these can be done over the internet. I think the idea is that they'll consciously choose to accept these risks as the others are worse. Nice to see you're slagging the idea as idiotic, though. Nicely done.

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    6. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      They burn quite easily in a cloud of F2O2.

      Disclaimer: there may be some trouble in containing the cloud of F2O2. And you really really want to contain it.

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    7. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe people should just stop using software like Microsoft Windows and Microsoft Office.. that wold plug allot of proprietary holes!
       

    8. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Oh there's so many vulnerabilities with electric typewriters, especially the single-use ribbon.

      I never met one of those. Our typewriter (probably still at Dad's house somewhere) used a multi-use ribbon which we could re-ink ourselves. I suspect that Dad looked at single-use ribbons and said "Not touching one of those. They're machines for selling ribbons, not for typing documents."

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    9. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      given that they're often made of metal.

      The spools yes ; I never saw a metal fabric ribbon.

      But even then ... may I suggest thermite? And a clay flower pot to contain the party. Could be fun : POETS day (*footnote) ends with a barbecue cooked over the burning remains of the week;s typewriter ribbons, and with the new box of ribbons arriving on Monday, there will be no work done over the weekend.

      (*footnote)
      P iss
      O ff
      E arly
      T omorrow is
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    10. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      You've been reading "

      http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride.php

      " again, haven't you?

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    11. Re:Don't forget to burn the ribbon by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Bugger. Wrong HTML element. Things I won't work with.

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  12. GCHQ and the NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Working together to return the world back to the stone age!

    1. Re:GCHQ and the NSA... by RotateLeftByte · · Score: 1

      In other news, Reuters reported that Stonemasons were in huge demand for 'tablet' work.

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    2. Re:GCHQ and the NSA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but when you really need to ensure some one goes back to the stone age
      "If you have a stone age problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can send the Marines."

  13. I enthusiastically approve by petrus4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I salute the German government in adopting this measure, quite seriously. I am migrating to virtualised NetBSD/amd64 myself, and aside from using pkgsrc in order to install Xorg, am probably going to rely on manual installation of packages in named directories in either /usr/local or /opt.

    I fully believe that maximising simplicity, to the point of adopting seemingly primitive solutions, is the most effective means of maintaining reliability and security. There truly is no school like the old school. Others can call me a Luddite if they wish, but that is a title that I will wear with pride.

    1. Re:I enthusiastically approve by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Learn to use Oberon. :]

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    2. Re:I enthusiastically approve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:I enthusiastically approve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You did personally review all of the source code right?

    4. Re:I enthusiastically approve by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      That's quite obviously the thing you should do with any truly secure system.

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    5. Re:I enthusiastically approve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't trust any packages, i'm writing everything from scratch. I should have the compiler finished in about 5 years..

    6. Re:I enthusiastically approve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That's quite obviously the thing you should do with any truly secure system.

      But nobody does ever. That is the point. Just look at how long obvious flaws in OSS take to be discovered. Millions of people relied on OpenSSL yet nobody bothered to look at the sourcecode to see if it had a bounds check for years.

    7. Re:I enthusiastically approve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget that you have to bootstrap the compilers from the ground up. Ken Thompson, quite a while ago, discussed how he modified the C compiler to add insecurities to the login functionality in Unix. What was particularly pertinent about his attack was he then modified the compiler code so that when it compiles itself, it adds the code to add the compilation behavior that will backdoor the login functionality. So It is impossible to identify that the attack has occurred without having a known good compiler's output to compare the compiled outputs of the back-doored compiler to.

  14. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He could tell the difference between say "and" and "the" on all makes and models of typewriters?

    Who was he, Rain Man?

    1. Re: Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He couldnt tell ... difference between "and" ... "the"? What are you tarded or something it doesn't take a genius to guess what "..." means.

  15. Xerox called by laffer1 · · Score: 2

    Wait until they here about copy machines!

    1. Re:Xerox called by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Here, here!

    2. Re:Xerox called by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      No, over there.

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    3. Re:Xerox called by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      There, there! Calm down, deer.

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  16. Good side effect? by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

    With computers, you can store vast amounts of data and run a lot of analysis on it. With paper, not so much. Good for the privacy conscious citizen.

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    1. Re:Good side effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize there is an entire industry dedicated to connecting scanners to DMS's.

    2. Re:Good side effect? by The+Evil+Atheist · · Score: 1

      Then you have data back on computers. They haven't actually solved anything.

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    3. Re:Good side effect? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the real world.

  17. The one thing to take away from this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Turning to typewriters is of course ridiculous blind activism, but there is one thing to take away from this: The mere possibility that someone is spying on them has made them uneasy about using normal and efficient tools and made them turn to antiquated tools instead which still won't protect them. Perhaps now they understand why blanket observation of the entire population is completely unacceptable.

    1. Re:The one thing to take away from this by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      The mere possibility that someone is spying on them has made them uneasy about using normal and efficient tools and made them turn to antiquated tools instead which still won't protect them.

      The mere possibility that the most effective intelligence agency in the world is spying on them has made them uneasy about using normal and efficient tools.

      We use antiquated items all day, every day because they're still the best tool for the job.
      If typewriters meet all their needs, they're now the most efficient tool for the job.
      Think about that the next time you sit down on a chair to put on your shoes.

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  18. Get a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Get a doctor to write memos with a pen. Completely indecipherable.

  19. Alternative strategy: by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    "Couldn't they just buy a bunch of computers with no network hardware whatsoever?"
    The NSA and GCHQ can cover that air gap with some extra hardware added when shipped.
    A tiny burst wireless then sends logged text over a short range to a waiting collection device for storage or other networking.
    "NSA Spying Includes Wireless Transmitters To Get Data Off 'Air Gapped' Computers" (Jan 14, 2014)
    https://www.techdirt.com/artic...
    ie the ideas behind RF transceivers eg SPECULATION, HOWLERMONKEY and CONJECTURE
    NSA Codenames
    http://cryptome.org/2014/01/ns...

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  20. The problem is.... by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Once they are done typing the documents they will have a secretary scan them and sent via email....

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    1. Re:The problem is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is exactly what I was thinking.
      Either way, you have to distribute the document, so at some point someone will be able to distribute it.

  21. Photocopy by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Countries have lost aircraft designs and lack of photocopy paper counts did allow the Soviet Union to get material from the UK in bulk.
    A trusted person with access to paper work is a huge risk.

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  22. Secure until it gets fax'd or scan'd and email'd by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    After East Germany lost its entire Western spy network early on due to the files been given to West Germany they thought about what their next file system would be like.
    They broke the structure down so that eg 3 files would be stored in separated physical areas. If you wanted the full file you needed top staff to turn up in person to put a spies full background together. Later East Germany went digital and the CIA walked out with all the East German spy contact files from a safe.
    You can also share slightly altered data in each page with "trusted" staff. A test to see what turns up in the media or gets reflected back at a friendly nations embassy.
    No looking up computer master files to compare and see the changes, thats your own/only page.

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  23. What are the Germans hiding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What are they hiding that they have to go to Unibomber levels of paranio to hide? If they don't have anything to hide...

  24. Handwriting by eric31415927 · · Score: 1

    Physician handwriting is as indecipherable as Navajo code talk.

    1. Re:Handwriting by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Nah, pharmacists can get it right 8 out of 10 tries.

      Think about that a bit....

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  25. Bad bad bad! by mnt · · Score: 1

    With "to stop the leaks" they mean "to stop privacy advocates getting proof that the committee is doing _nothing_ against the NSA".

  26. Its a step in "rightish" direction by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    The trick is to use technology so alien from the attacker that they can't interface with it.

    To that end, I think it would be more practical to redesign certain computer systems especially involving networking.

    Totally alien networking protocols. Stuff so different that nothing else on earth can interface with it or even knows how it works.

    I'm talking about something beyond encryption. Totally divergent interface languages. Different to the machine code level. Ideally with no precedent.

    And while you're at it, consider using "one time pad" type encryption keys for the exchange of larger encryption keys. Something that even if intercepted could not be decrypted... literally impossible.

    Do that and any attacker can sit on their thumbs and spin.

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    1. Re:Its a step in "rightish" direction by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Totally alien networking protocols. Stuff so different that nothing else on earth can interface with it or even knows how it works.

      Like.. um.. Novell Netware on ARCnet? :D

    2. Re:Its a step in "rightish" direction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      we all know from independence day that aliens use mac os, and you can easily interface with them using a serial port.

    3. Re:Its a step in "rightish" direction by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Totally divergent interface languages.
      Ada and BeOS?

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    4. Re:Its a step in "rightish" direction by srbell · · Score: 1

      And from Close Encounters we know an ARP 2500 modular analog synthesizer will work too.

    5. Re:Its a step in "rightish" direction by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Ada and BeOS?

      Tech 1: Lisp on a Lisa! What are they using???

      Tech 2: Lisp on a Lisa.

      Tech 1: Oh.

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  27. Hipsters... by karpis · · Score: 1

    Just don't go to park, You crazy security hipsters! http://www.jessicafreyphotogra...

  28. Just bloody airgap everything and faraday cage! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Such pointlessness. Airgap the damn building and faraday it up, done, sorted.

    This won't stop someone taking and photocopying documents!
    This system is considerably LESS SECURE because you can't log accesses. You call that flimsy wall card scanner secure?
    What happens when someones card is stolen without them knowing? Boom, enjoy your broken security.

    1. Re:Just bloody airgap everything and faraday cage! by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      Having been in highly secured buildings (not in the US) I'm not worried about the wall scanner being the security measure, but more about the guy with the machine gun next to it.

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  29. Listening to keystrokes + HMM = Profit! by Theovon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Passwords have been stolen just by listening to keyboard click noises. Why could a typewriter be any different? A relatively straightforward codebook analysis of keypress noises plus a hidden markov model plus a Viterbi algorithm will allow you calculate the highest probability sequence of letters for a given sequence of sounds and timings between sounds even in German!

    Mind you, they have to be able to get a sound bug in there, but that might be malware-infected computers nearby the typewriters.

    Anyhow, basically, the technology used to do automatic speech recognition would make short work of tapping typewriters, so they’re fooling themselves if they think this’ll make much difference.

    BTW, I have a strong suspicion that the Germans’ outrage is all a big charade. Every major country has big spy operations. The NSA is neither unique nor the first of its kind. The Germans could not have been ignorant of at least the general nature NSA’s dealings before Snowden, so while they openly object, secretly, this is business as usual. By doing this, they fool their people into thinking they’re not being spied on by their own government and, using the US as a scapegoat, they also generate a degree of solidarity. Russians spy operations, of course, are way worse, so their objections are the same bullshit. And the Chinese government is all about lying to, well, basically everyone while they use both capitalism and cyberwarfare to take over the world and control everyone, so their recent statement about the iPhone is also a crock of shit.

    This reminds me of Andrew Cuomo’s push to restore trust in government. The whole idea is disingenuous. Governments, like any large organization, are only going to do what the people need only with checks & balances and transparency.

    And as a final note, I believe that the stated purpose of the NSA is a good one: Mine publically available data to identify terrorist activity. That sounds like a good thing to do. It’s the illegal violations of privacy that are wrong. They violate our rights because it’s inconvenient to get the info they need some other way. It’s also inconvenient for me to work a regular job instead of selling drugs. There are much more convenient ways to achieve my goals that I avoid because they are wrong. To do their job, the NSA needs to find clever ways to acquire the information they need WITHIN THE LAW.

    1. Re:Listening to keystrokes + HMM = Profit! by c · · Score: 1

      Passwords have been stolen just by listening to keyboard click noises. Why could a typewriter be any different?

      A much stronger mechanical action which generates multiple (the keypress itself plus the imprint on paper action) strong and distinct signatures. I'd expect it would be far easier to pick up than even the loudest Model M keyboard...

      I'd be curious how much a highly sensitive seismic sensor on the ceiling below the typewriter would pick up, or even on the foundation of the building.

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    2. Re:Listening to keystrokes + HMM = Profit! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Play Yoko Ono in the background to drown out the clicks. Even if it can't drown them out, it will drive the tap listeners insane.

    3. Re:Listening to keystrokes + HMM = Profit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I'm sure Obama will be all "Why didn't you say something ?" when he's given 24 hours to close Rammstein AFB after the next NSA/CIA screwup...

    4. Re:Listening to keystrokes + HMM = Profit! by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      I thought of the keystroke listening, too, when I read the summary, but something just struck me: Couldn't you ruin that listening by having a duplicate typewriter set up right next to the one someone is working on, hooked to a machine that will randomly press keys? It would be annoying as hell for the actual typist, but if it can somehow match the typing rate of the human, wouldn't that destroy the ability to analyze the sound?

  30. The only way to combat NSA masturbation fantasies by jenningsthecat · · Score: 2

    Poison the well. Everybody, anywhere in the world, whether it be a government, corporation, or individual, needs to become skilled at disinformation. If everybody's default behaviour is to muddy the waters by generating all kinds of contradictory data, the background noise level becomes so high that discerning fact from fiction is very difficult. Governments and corporations already use this tactic against the population; I consider much of Prime Time and 'reality' television to be propaganda, a kind of cultural disease vector.

    Given that the genie is out of the bottle and privacy is dead, it would be best for everybody to know everything about everybody else, until the data becomes meaningless because of its sheer volume and commonness. If all possible information about what's going on is available to everyone everywhere, then it becomes essentially worthless. But the TLAs and corporations won't let that happen - they'll always be one up on mere citizens when it comes to info gathering. So maybe it's time for everyone to start sowing disinformation. That would make the world really, really suck; but it would probably suck a lot less than it will if the ultimate goals of Big Brother are achieved.

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  31. New Typewriter? by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    If I have it correctly there is no longer a single new typewriter manufacturer in the entire world.

  32. $740 per typewriter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?

  33. OB: xkcd by laejoh · · Score: 1

    It's a lot harder than you think :)

  34. Enigma by aviators99 · · Score: 2

    Check the museums and see if the Enigma Machines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine) are mysteriously missing. A layperson might call that a "typewriter".

    1. Re:Enigma by k6mfw · · Score: 1

      A layperson might call that a "typewriter".

      imagine if they thought it was some useless kind of foreign typewriter, put it for sale at a flea market for $5.

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    2. Re:Enigma by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      When the Germans go back to those as well, they might as well all get pilot goggles and go 100% steampunk.

    3. Re:Enigma by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      Nah, they should post a security guard in full plate mail with a sword and everything.

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    4. Re:Enigma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check the museums and see if the Enigma Machines (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enigma_machine) are mysteriously missing. A layperson might call that a "typewriter".

      You numbskull, "Enigma" is what we're telling the laypeople it is. Or were trying to.

  35. Security requires availability! by bbasgen · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The core components of information security are often misunderstood. The triad of confidentiality, integrity and availability are important to consider. There is a symbiosis between these three components. For example, if confidentiality and availability is highly restrictive, can we really be confident in the integrity of the data with so few people who have such limited access?

    The old adage, being so tragically expressed here in real world terms, that the only "secure" computer is locked in a vault at the bottom of an ocean belies the very nature of security. For data to be useful and meaningful, it must be accessible to the people who need it when they need it. Failure to properly deliver accessibility will consequently build pressure on confidentiality (e.g. it will be shared inappropriately) and/or data integrity (e.g. the data will grow stale/irrelevant/etc).

    A typewriter is a medieval instrument for data security. Because they have rockets, they might as well start building castle walls. They are, in essence and by design, surrendering. Sun Tzu would be proud of such an adversary that could create this result. Masterful.

    1. Re:Security requires availability! by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      The old adage, being so tragically expressed here in real world terms, that the only "secure" computer is locked in a vault at the bottom of an ocean belies the very nature of security.

      I always thought that was the response to someone requesting a completely secure computer. To explain why the requester really doesn't want what they are asking for.

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  36. Good idea by PerlPunk · · Score: 1

    I'm for it.

  37. never trust a cylon by Cardoor · · Score: 1

    typewriters and phones with cords all the way. and dont let them turn the hangar deck into a gift shop.
    this is slashdot.. there MUST be some bsg dorks like me to upvote... c'maaaan

  38. Good investment by coldBeer · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a good time to invest in whomever makes type writers

  39. Re:The only way to combat NSA masturbation fantasi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If all possible information about what's going on is available to everyone everywhere, then it becomes essentially worthless.

    No. I can still single you out and destroy your life with that information. Well funded entities don't even need to single out anyone to take advantage of that flood of information. What seems like vast, insurmountable amounts of data to you is but a challenge to data scientists. Just because you couldn't make use of the information to your advantage doesn't mean nobody else can use it to their advantage, and that is precisely the problem. The small amount of disinformation any individual could sow is easily separated from the ubiquitous sources of accurate information which are beyond the control of the individual.

  40. This is why you bring back manufacturing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, the west needs to bring back their own manufacturing. For example, computers can and should be produced in the west. This idea of giving up ALL aspects of say electronics to China is about as stupid as it gets. Likewise, USA has owned communication. As such, it has made it easy for them.
    And if anybody believes that China is NOT spying on the world via the equipment that is sold there, well, they are bloody fools and deserve it.

  41. Good luck with those PIVOT tables! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Maybe for flat-text documents, this'll work okay.

    But I'm fairly sure intel documentation is a damn sight richer than "wall of text" in many cases.

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  42. Wait until someone gets a hold of the ribbon by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Good for retro spy movies, bad for actual security. Stick with open software+hardware solution like BeagleBoard. I am sure Russia and any developed European country is capable of creating their own ARM SoC from ground up if needed.

  43. Morons by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    I have a better idea. Buy a laptop. Encrypt the entire hard drive. Clip the gold pins on the ethernet port. Disable all USB ports in the BIOS (most can do this). Then remove the wireless card completely. Tada, a typewriter.

  44. I called this ... by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    Back to snail mail, fax machines, typewriters, mechanical credit card cachingers.

    All have their weaknesses, but those frailties are well-known after so many years of experience.

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  45. Typewriters? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Don't they teach kids how to use a pencil in Germany?

    Plus, pencil marks are easier to erase!

    Seriously, when it comes to creating hard-to-copy data, it's cheaper to have a manual typewriter and a stack of paper in a secured, sound-proof room than it is to come up with an EM-proofed room with a computer. For making local copies, use a non-electronic, secured photocopier or non-electronic, secured microfilm/microfiche-creation system and a microfilm/microfiche reader. For applications where you don't need to do transmit documents off-site and where you don't need to be able to search the document, a non-electronic solution may be better than an electronic solution.

    Another advantage of paper is if and when you do need to put it on a computer, it's not all that hard to do.

    Paper-and-ink was the way most government documents - secret or otherwise - were created and stored until a few decades ago (yes, there is still a lot of new work being done on paper today inside of governments, but electronic copies exist for almost all new things that will have any lasting value, at least in industrialized countries).

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  46. I wonder what the Mafia techniques are by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    for avoiding eavesdroppers. And is this a direction that non-criminal organizations are going towards?

  47. The problem is.... by malvcr · · Score: 1

    The problem is NOT what they are trying to resolve.

    As some pointed, there are ways to collect data that were in use several decades ago, combined with modern technology.

    They need to perform a serious risk analysis to remake their procedures (all them), and to implant a serious educational programs with corresponding verifications (regular tests and checks).

    To change computers by typewriters to resolve their problems is like to cure a cancer with a cup of tea.

  48. Passive RF-reflecting cavity microphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, but how are you going to conceal a microphone in a room that has gone purely mechanical?

    Just get one of these "things" inside the building, like the Russians did to the US Ambassador's office in Moscow in the late 1940's after WW-II.

  49. Re:The only way to combat NSA masturbation fantasi by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

    If everybody's default behaviour is to muddy the waters by generating all kinds of contradictory data, the background noise level becomes so high that discerning fact from fiction is very difficult. Governments and corporations already use this tactic against the population

    And it's effective against the population because they don't have access to what governments and corporations do - Big Data. (And because they have the easy task of manipulating emotion, rather than the difficult task of manipulating data.) Unless literally everything you ever do/say/type is [pseudo-random] misinformation (or you're exceptionally consistent with your cover story), sooner rather than later the truth will start to stand out from the background noise.

  50. Interesting problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you don't trust your computer, how do you communicate?

    Using a mechanical typewriter instead of a computer is one strategy.

    Not having to trust the computer by putting it with the printer in a sealed room is another.
              No wires or fiber, emi and sound shielded, air lock door system, only paper comes out intact.
              I guess you can send power in with a rotating shaft.
              Buck naked entry and exit would be a nice touch.

    This completely gives up computer networking.
        You could get is back by having two rooms in two locations interconnected by an encrypted tunnel built with trusted hardware.
          Keys exchanged by physically moving sealed media.
          Connecting to multiple locations requires much more trust in the technology than seems wise for the application.

  51. That canard needs to die by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Every major country has big spy operations. The NSA is neither unique nor the first of its kind

    No country on earth comes close to the reach, depth, or pervasiveness of the spying from the NSA. If the spy budget is like the Pentagon budget, the U.S. spends more than the rest of the world combined. How many spy satellites does Argentina have pointed at D.C.? How much of the world's fiber optic network goes through Iceland, as opposed to the United States? This is as nonsensical as saying the USAF and US Navy are matched by prop fighter planes in Bumfuckistan because they both have guns.

    The NSA is entirely unique in spying on the electronic communications of every person on the planet.

  52. Paranoia by mcvos · · Score: 1

    The question isn't if you're paranoid, it's if you're paranoid enough.

  53. A. Typewriter. by swschrad · · Score: 1

    so, one guy types up all the reports and then shreds them. THAT's security!

    until the one guy goes out for the night...

    probably all the typewriters they could dig up... one.

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  54. Listening to typing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it amazing that so many people commenting on that you can listen to the typing.
    Yes, technically you could. However if you are able to bug an office, you can also just listen to people talking.

  55. typewriter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw some people using the mechanical typewriters some old movies and TV shows. Interesting to see how the paper moves sideways and upwards when a person types on the keyboard. Yes, I am showing my age. lol

  56. So does that one by Solandri · · Score: 1

    If the spy budget is like the Pentagon budget, the U.S. spends more than the rest of the world combined.

    U.S. spending on defense is not that far off the world average if you compare against GDP, especially if you include Japan (whom the U.S. is bound to defend under the peace treaties ending WWII). Much ballyhoo is made about how much the U.S. spends on the military in gross dollars. But that is mostly a consequence of the U.S. economy being so huge (nearly 1/4 of the world's total). If you think about it, you'll realize comparing military spending in gross dollars is pretty stupid, kinda like comparing how much food each country eats in tons instead of per capita. The U.S. accounts for 37% of the world's military spending, while the U.S. + Japan account for 30% of the world's economy. (I'm deliberately not adding European GDP to account for U.S. bases there as part of NATO, since those really should have been scaled back with the end of the Cold War.)

    If you normalize for size of economy by comparing military spending vs GDP, the U.S. military ends up 15th in the world at 3.8%, notably below Russia. If you include Japan's GDP, it drops to 2.9% putting it 27th. (This excludes a few countries with historically higher military spending as percent of GDP since there is no 2013 data available for them yet. Mainly, Syria, UAE, North Korea, and Sudan.)

    So getting back to your point, if countries' spending on their spy agencies is anything like their military spending, then NSA funding should actually be pretty close to what other countries' spy agencies get in proportion to their economy. BTW, spy satellites fall under NRO, not NSA.

    1. Re:So does that one by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      U.S. spending on defense is not that far off the world average if you compare against GDP

      Are you comparable to a Saudi oil sheik worth tens of billions of dollars because you spent a similar percentage on your income on your Honda Accord as he did on his fleet of Bentley's and Bugattis? Probably not. How is the GDP comparison any more valid?

  57. Paranoid switch? by houghi · · Score: 1

    It is paranoid if you THINK you are being spied on. They KNOW they are being spied on. Thi is not paranoid. This is common sense.
    Paranoid would be to think that every person is a criminal and therefore you need to know everything about everybody.

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  58. Typewriter; until a secure computer can be made by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Verifying any computer based device is going to be difficult, time consuming and costly.

    They probably secure the area well enough to not worry about SOUND giving away what is being typed as well as used ink ribbons, electronic broadcasts from electric typewriters, and visuals of the typist or the papers being shuffled around... or improperly shredded. It has been a long time, it's quite possible they will mess up on the old tech they've long forgotten about securing.

    At least with analog electronic typewriters the signal isn't going to stand out like it does with digital devices. They are still probably better off with mechanical typing until they can secure a device.

    Next leaker will let us know that the electronic circuits in typewriters are sending wifi signals...

  59. Electric typewriters emit signals by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Manual typewriters are pretty safe, if you dispose of the typewriter ribbons securely (spook agencies used to be really good at reconstructing content from used typewriter ribbons.) But even electric typewriters have their security risks - they're not all that quiet electrically, and weren't designed for low RF emissions, which gives spies some possibilities of doing electronic eavesdropping instead of having to do audio. There was once a cheap Brother electronic typewriter that had about a 2-mile signal range; I'm assuming it was designed like a computer keyboard plus computer printer in one box rather than being a dumb electromechanical.

    There's also the question of whether they'll be able to find carbon paper, or are going to use photocopies.

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  60. I gave up by pbjones · · Score: 1

    Tried to get my iPad into the typewriter, the screen cracked when I hit the first key.

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  61. Get a doctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curses! The enemy has used the Cursive Pharmaceutical Pad cipher!

  62. Re:The only way to combat NSA masturbation fantasi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're doing that already. Consider the poor NSA drone who has to sift through the comments on Slashdot.

    It's not enough. Our collective, much less our individual, ingenuity will not long withstand some of the finest minds in computing, set the problem of "how to extract the signal from the noise". At best, at the very outside, it'll buy us a decade of privacy, and then we'll be stuck forever with an environment full of useless and deliberately misleading information, which only the spooks will have the tools to see through.

  63. Cuneiform! by ebillcoyne · · Score: 1

    Typewriters!? HA! Cuneiform!!!!!!

  64. Scanners? by forrie · · Score: 1

    What about simple document scanners (ie: a cell camera) with OCR technology. How can you manage to ensure that your employees don't carry such a device and that paper documents aren't ever in lone possession? Sounds like more costs, politics. But interesting, nevertheless :-)