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Microsoft's Missed Opportunities: Memo From 1997

New submitter gthuang88 (3752041) writes In the 1990s, Microsoft was in position to own the software and devices market. Here is Nathan Myhrvold's previously unpublished 1997 memo on expanding Microsoft Research to tackle problems in software testing, operating systems, artificial intelligence, and applications. Those fields would become crucial in the company's competition with Google, Apple, Amazon, and Oracle. But research didn't do enough to make the company broaden its businesses. While Microsoft Research was originally founded to ensure the company's future, the organization only mapped out some possible futures. And now Microsoft is undergoing the biggest restructuring in its history. At least F# and LINQ saw the light of day.

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  1. Too long by Dan+East · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That memo is waaaay too long. No wonder none of that stuff happened - no one read past the first page and a half.

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    1. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you sum it up for me?
      Okay, now can you put it in layman's terms?
      Okay, now tell it to me like I'm a ten year old.
      Okay, tell it to me like I'm a five year old.
      Okay, now tell it to me like I'm a five year old who drank a Big Gulp and you don't want to mop the floor.

    2. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My goodness. No wonder sooooooooooo many people are not leaders. If the clue was easy, everyone one would get in it in one sentence.

      Thanks for your contribution to the statistics.

    3. Re:Too long by vandelais · · Score: 5, Funny

      Microsoft ought to have presented screens showing a "house", with "rooms" that the user could go to containing familiar objects corresponding to computer applications – for instance, a desk with pen and paper, a checkbook, and other items. Clicking on the pen and paper would open the word processor, and so forth.

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    4. Re:Too long by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Kinda like Tobias' Managing Your Money.

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    5. Re:Too long by rmdingler · · Score: 2

      In order to justify a budget increase of 300%+, the head of Microsoft Research had to write a really long essay beginning with business buzzwords (like embark, unprecedented, and endeavor) and ending with some justifications for his recommendations.

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    6. Re: Too long by HagbardCeline6909 · · Score: 2

      Microsoft Bob!

    7. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The summary implies an opportunity that didn't exist.
      Microsoft was never an advertising/db/marketplace company and never would have been, since it was largely under Gates' direction.
      MS has almost lost to Apple... but it has plenty of time to make up the ground (not that it's a good thing tm). The memo mentions that Applications are standardized and has such mind-numbingly circular corporate-speak - eg I can’t think of a single case where people have asked to push into a new case too late; conversely, there are many where they have wanted to push too early. - that much of the summary is basically mischaracterizing the memo.

      > No wonder sooooooooooo many people are not leaders.

      You can't tell the difference between corporate diarrhea that sounds like something was said, tangentially, and a what could be a legitimate call to arms that was lost in the shuffle.
      As usual, you're a pleb who thinks he's a commander.

    8. Re: Too long by alen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Microsoft was an isp, had an internet portal and owned expedia before google existed

    9. Re: Too long by Maxwell · · Score: 4, Informative

      Worse than that: They were the #1 dial up ISP (behind AOL) were the #1 DSL ISP (with MSN premium, bundled with verizon, bell etc.). they had the #1 travel site, #1 encyclopedia site, and #1 chat tool all at the same time circa 2000.

      The only thing they didn't do was sell ads...

    10. Re:Too long by Belial6 · · Score: 0

      I am always amazed at the zealotry that Apple fans exhibit. MS has almost lost to Apple? Apple is closer to desktop Linux market share than it is to Windows. Apple made a big hit with the iPhone, but is consistently losing market share there to Google. Apple is no where close to displacing MS.

    11. Re: Too long by Blaskowicz · · Score: 2

      I miss MSN, the chat client/protocol. It's what everyone called it in my country, the other "MSN" stuff (later "Windows Live") we tended to not care about.. What was important is that everyone was on MSN Messenger - and we were free to use other clients like Trillian and aMSN and maybe GAIM ; just like everyone is on F...book now. We could just chat with people that were there, real name very optional, no need to go to a website and I don't think there were ads (just use a 3rd party client anyway).

      Hell, I remember when I had gotten .wmv streaming to always work reliably! (around when I got to use ffdshow to be able to play everything without hunting for codecs). Full screen web video on a 500MHz computer, later flash video and youtube required a 2GHz computer to do the same. (HTML5 is even worse unless you have a smartphone or a Windows PC with recent enough graphics card, I guess)

      In these days I hated Microsoft and was worried about the upcoming Palladium dystopia (which hasn't worked out on PC : Trusted Platform Module is optional and thus not included in consumer mobos, and being able to disable Secure Boot is mandatory). But I mourn the loss of MSN chat and what replaced it is worse. I won't become a facebook slave, thanks. (btw nobody used AIM or ICQ that I know of). I thought of getting a jabber/XMPP account but don't exactly know where to get one and how the stuff works exactly, so I know I'll never get other people to join in.

    12. Re: Too long by exomondo · · Score: 1

      I won't become a facebook slave, thanks.

      That's a little melodramatic don't you think?

    13. Re:Too long by ozmanjusri · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No wonder none of that stuff happened - no one read past the first page and a half.

      No. Just no. That's pure and slick as goose fat spin control. Businesses simply don't work that way.

      That stuff didn't happen because Microsoft decided to spend the next decade and a half focused on embracing, extending and extinguishing or just f***ing killing and just f***ing burying their competitors instead of making good products.

      With toxic corporate citizenship at their heart, they stacked standards committees instead of making a better Office product. When online security and malware became a problem, instead of improving and securing their colander-like OS they funded a feral and failing software company to attack a community-built competitor. When that failed, they wielded 235 patents as a FUD-bludgeon, and sold more to a 3rd party patent troll. When it became clear they couldn't compete in the mobile space, they used some questionable patents to extort money from manufacturers using a competing OS. Their customers suffered high costs and poor products because, whenever possible, they chose to litigate instead of innovate.

      That's why they now have 14% market share and are laying off thousands of workers. As soon as there were viable alternatives, ex-Microsoft customers fled to them in droves.

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    14. Re:Too long by Dishevel · · Score: 4, Informative
      You forgot to have it told to you in a car analogy.

      You must be new here.

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    15. Re: Too long by Dishevel · · Score: 2

      Microsoft Bob!

      We don't speak of Bob here.

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    16. Re: Too long by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1

      More like Microsoft tried to clone Comouserv, AOL, and whatever else was popular before the internet came along and showed how uncreative they were. And now they're still trying to clone Google...

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    17. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In order to justify a budget increase of 300%+, the head of Microsoft Research had to write a really long essay beginning with business buzzwords (like embark, unprecedented, and endeavor) and ending with some justifications for his recommendations.

      Yep, Myhrvold's memos were always substantial, they often defined the future of the company. This is from a New Yorker article in 1997.

      Reading the memos chronologically, one can look at some of the business decisions that Microsoft faced during the years it grew to a nearly nine-billion-dollar giant that in 1996 earned two billion one hundred and ninety-five million dollars. It’s easier to understand the company’s path to success: a rare marriage of technical and business prowess.

      Myhrvold's role was essentially to be the futurist at Microsoft. He was their forward thinker and gave them the geeky excitement that allowed them to make many of the right choices throughout the '80s and '90s. Ignoring him and concentrating instead of the business and litigation-driven path resulted in the gradual slide to the barely relevant, spiteful and fading dinosaur, shedding workers and market share we're saddled with today.

      Imagine instead if they'd listened to him and worked towards this vision:

      Myhrvold then turned to what he called “the truly personal computer—something which has the size and weight appropriate to be carried with you at all times.” This wireless “digital wallet,” as he called it, would allow anyone to communicate, untethered to a wire, by voice, video, fax, E-mail, or pager. The device would be a clock, an alarm, a schedule manager, a notepad, an archive of phone numbers and records, and a library of music and books. The digital signature produced by this wallet would have a personal I.D. for security, and could replace cash, credit cards, checks, and keys. He believed that the obstacles were economic and human, not technological. “The cost will not be very high—it is pretty easy to imagine a total cost of manufacture in the range of $100 to $250 on introduction, which means $400 to $1000 retail price,” he wrote. He guessed that keyboards would be superseded by devices capable of recognizing handwriting.

      http://www.newyorker.com/archi...

      OP is saying 22 pages is too long a memo to bet the company on, and gets modded insightful? Why?

    18. Re: Too long by aybiss · · Score: 1

      I agree, it was great when everyone was just on MSN messenger. But like all things MS they crapped in their own bed by turning it into a games platform, office suite and 30 other things with Windows Live. So everyone left.

      If they could have just learnt that ONE lesson... Oh well.

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    19. Re:Too long by Zanadou · · Score: 1

      "And then finally, tell it to me like I'm five year-old who's been given three double espressos and a new kitten to play with."

    20. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you have a newsletter? If I sign up, maybe other people will. Then everyone will know not to read long notes. No one will read long notes, finally. Won't that be great. phew

      A big company like Microsoft, it should be someone's job to not be a jockey and read a long note, if that's what it takes.

      No doubt you are exactly correct.

    21. Re: Too long by m.alessandrini · · Score: 1

      Yes, apart that I still have to undertand what those "portals" were, other than a so-called "web site".

    22. Re:Too long by davester666 · · Score: 0

      Okay, now tell it to me as if I'm a monkey who likes throwing around chairs and chants "Developers Developers Developers".

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    23. Re: Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Microsoft was an isp, had an internet portal and owned expedia before google existed

      This isn't insightful, it's at best mischaracterized and at worst revisionist. These were very SMALL markets (isp/messaging) with almost no net revenue and were largely unsupported (so they just fell away as competition arose)...oh a portal. MS continued with the trend of try to enter a market and leave it to fester without direction for the rest of time. Expedia was a loser as it had always been, until Google came along and made travel inquiries a useful currency decades later. Sigh.

    24. Re: Too long by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I won't become a facebook slave, thanks.

      I really don't get what your complaint is.

      I thought of getting a jabber/XMPP account but don't exactly know where to get one

      Facebook provides Jabber/XMPP access to their chat system for free.

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    25. Re: Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The msn network does still exist and you can still get on it with trillian, pidgin, and if your really desperate... skype. Your account is probably just sitting there waiting. Most my friends were and still are on there to this day on pidgin.

    26. Re:Too long by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      Myhrvold's role was essentially to be the futurist at Microsoft. He was their forward thinker and gave them the geeky excitement that allowed them to make many of the right choices throughout the '80s and '90s. Ignoring him and concentrating instead of the business and litigation-driven path resulted in the gradual slide to the barely relevant, spiteful and fading dinosaur, shedding workers and market share we're saddled with today.

      I'm at work, so haven't had the time to properly read the articles et al. However, it's been known for years that MS *have* been doing a lot of serious research with talented people- the research they needed to avoid the position they're now in. The problem is that the vast majority never made its way out for short-term business and political reasons, and they're reaping that failure now. Here's a post I originally made in early 2012 in turn referencing someone else's *very* informative comment (itself dating back to 2010):-

      "It's been commented on for *years* that Microsoft have labs stuffed full of very clever and innovative people, yet still seem to end up churning out mediocre, uninspiring crap. One explanation is that internal politics are responsible- this article comment from someone who claims to have worked at Microsoft (click link for full version) is informative:-

      There have been many instances at Microsoft where genuine innovations have sat on the shelf or been half-heartedly brought to market [.. In 2002 MS had..] a prototype smartphone that had (essentially) all the useability features of an iPhone, including a trick interface, accelerometer and multi-touch. It was cobbled together and not very pretty, but as a proof of concept, it worked. Yet it never saw the light of day. Why?

      Brass’s tablet project was well advanced in the labs too, but somehow never got the traction it deserved internally. [..]

      Microsoft has a Darwinian internal structure. Each business unit has to fight for scarce resources, - they compete with each other and only the strong survive. Succeeding in that environment involves more than just having a good (or even great) product or project. Unless you’re Office or Windows, you have to build symbiotic relationships with other business units (preferably the big guys) just to ensure your survival. You have to make their success (at least partially) dependent on yours

      [..Secondly..] in its youth, Microsoft could afford to hire only the best and the brightest. Smart people are flexible and innovative in their approach and this reflects in the company’s culture. As the enormous growth of the late 90s took hold, we couldn’t keep up with the demand for more employees and as a consequence, the quality bar dropped. We started employing people who were merely good, not outstanding. These new people were less flexible, less able to handle organisational ambiguity and less passionate about what they were doing. They started to build bureaucracy as a safety-net and as a structure in which they were comfortable operating. Goodbye to dynamic decision-making and rapid market responses.

      Anyway, bottom line; the "smart" people starting work there know (or must be really, *really* blinkered not to know) of this reputation, so why are they working there? Silly money?

      I'll grant that they came up with Kinect recently, which was pretty innovative (albeit as a response to the Wii controller) and smacked of research turned into a workable product. But that was pretty recent (so couldn't have inspired any but the newes

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    27. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll grant that they came up with Kinect recently, which was pretty innovative (albeit as a response to the Wii controller) and smacked of research turned into a workable product.

      Kinect was bought from PrimeSense.

    28. Re:Too long by RabidReindeer · · Score: 2

      Can you sum it up for me?
      Okay, now can you put it in layman's terms?
      Okay, now tell it to me like I'm a ten year old.
      Okay, tell it to me like I'm a five year old.
      Okay, now tell it to me like I'm a five year old who drank a Big Gulp and you don't want to mop the floor.

      Okay, now tell it to my like I'm the CEO.

    29. Re:Too long by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Kinect was bought from PrimeSense.

      That rings a bell; I think someone made that point the last time I referenced that article- as I mentioned, that post above is mostly just an unmodified cut-and-paste of the original one I made years back, but still pretty relevant. I should have updated that part, but as I said I'm at work just now. :-)

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    30. Re:Too long by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      Imagine instead if they'd listened to him and worked towards this vision

      then he would have replaced Ballmer by the board ... so obviously first thing to do was ignore him, and then sack him. Got to look at the "big picture" - you know, the one of Ballmer's bonuses that matter much more than any thing stupid like innovating in the right way to keep the company at the forefront of their field.

    31. Re:Too long by monstza · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the memos that said to stop spending money on IE and ones that suggested to make windows touch first were under a page and a half

    32. Re:Too long by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      Myhrvold then turned to what he called “the truly personal computer—something which has the size and weight appropriate to be carried with you at all times.” This wireless “digital wallet,” as he called it, would allow anyone to communicate, untethered to a wire, by voice, video, fax, E-mail, or pager. The device would be a clock, an alarm, a schedule manager, a notepad, an archive of phone numbers and records, and a library of music and books.

      Yeah, he was just encouraging MS to make their own Palm Pilot, which it was already out when he wrote this. He wasn't predicting the smartphone, he was just imitating the PDA.

      It's like crediting someone in in 1900 for predicting the airplane because he wrote about "Skies full of great flying boats"--not realizing that he's talking about comtemporary dirigibles, not airplanes.

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    33. Re:Too long by B33rNinj4 · · Score: 1

      Because people are too distracted in their daily lives to take a few moments to read.

    34. Re: Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "A portal is just a website that costs five times more" - Gerry McGovern (Web guru)

    35. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could call it MystOS.

    36. Re:Too long by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Myhrvold then turned to what he called “the truly personal computer—something which has the size and weight appropriate to be carried with you at all times.” This wireless “digital wallet,” as he called it, would allow anyone to communicate, untethered to a wire, by voice, video, fax, E-mail, or pager. The device would be a clock, an alarm, a schedule manager, a notepad, an archive of phone numbers and records, and a library of music and books.

      Yeah, he was just encouraging MS to make their own Palm Pilot, which it was already out when he wrote this. He wasn't predicting the smartphone, he was just imitating the PDA.

      It's like crediting someone in in 1900 for predicting the airplane because he wrote about "Skies full of great flying boats"--not realizing that he's talking about comtemporary dirigibles, not airplanes.

      He does a damn good job of describing the smartphone, probably because he's couching it in the terms of what it is "a small personal computer" rather than a "phone". A better analogy would be somebody working at a shop making canvas and wood biplanes in 1910 predicting that they will eventually be monowing plane constructed out of metal used for war and transport and that the company should head in that direction. The direction is sort of obvious but the tech wasn't there yet, but there was great rewards for those that did it right first.

    37. Re:Too long by tmach · · Score: 1

      I am always amazed at the zealotry that Apple fans exhibit. MS has almost lost to Apple? Apple is closer to desktop Linux market share than it is to Windows. Apple made a big hit with the iPhone, but is consistently losing market share there to Google. Apple is no where close to displacing MS.

      Sure, but the desktop doesn't mean squat anymore. Tablets are all the rage and MS isn't making a dent in that.

    38. Re: Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make a poor product that most have to luck.

    39. Re:Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, like Magic Desk, long before Microsoft ever thought of designing anything useful.

    40. Re:Too long by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Microsoft ought to have presented screens showing a "house", with "rooms" that the user could go to containing familiar objects corresponding to computer applications – for instance, a desk with pen and paper, a checkbook, and other items. Clicking on the pen and paper would cause a crash, bluescreen, and so forth.

      FTFY

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    41. Re: Too long by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you appear to have signed your post but not put in any content.

  2. What about git? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have adopted git, which for Microsoft presumes that they invented it. That must count for something, right?

    1. Re:What about git? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Look, a modern software company must do 4 things:

      1) Employ hipsters.

      2) Use Git and GitHub.

      3) Use Ruby on Rails when creating any sort of software.

      4) Use MongoDB when storing any sort of data.

      Microsoft may do part of 2), but I don't think they do 1), and I don't think they do 3), and I don't think they do 4).

      If a company doesn't do those 4 things, then they're old hat. They're Web 1.0. They're SQL. They aren't cool. They aren't stylish. They can't scale without bound. They're a company that's irrelevant in this modern world of wearable Internet. They just aren't chaz.

    2. Re:What about git? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, a modern software company must do 4 things:

      1) Employ hipsters.

      2) Use Git and GitHub.

      3) Use Ruby on Rails when creating any sort of software.

      4) Use MongoDB when storing any sort of data.

      Microsoft may do part of 2), but I don't think they do 1), and I don't think they do 3), and I don't think they do 4).

      If a company doesn't do those 4 things, then they're old hat. They're Web 1.0. They're SQL. They aren't cool. They aren't stylish. They can't scale without bound. They're a company that's irrelevant in this modern world of wearable Internet. They just aren't chaz.

      And this, my friends, is why so many in the technology industry find themselves unemployable after the age of 30.

      The day you find yourself dismissing technologies that are 5 or 10 years old, and used in production by large corporations as "just for hipsters" is the day you seriously need to start reconsidering your career choice.

    3. Re: What about git? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drop the age to 22 and the years for hot software systems to 3. All companies should hire middle school hipsters using half-baked tech.

    4. Re: What about git? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they do, it will be because of your continued insistence that any technology developed since you left high school is "half-baked."

    5. Re:What about git? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody does all these things and lasts for more than 6months. Check it.

  3. Hindsight's twenty-twenty by rmdingler · · Score: 5, Interesting
    It is so difficult to stay on top in any field, let alone atop a technology that changes virtually overnight, that even Microsoft's relatively short run as apex predator was commendable.

    You can make a hundred correct predictions in a row as to where the market is heading, and then whiff on two, and an apple or a google gain a foothold.

    It's not rocket science... it's way harder than that.

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    1. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      It is so difficult to stay on top in any field, let alone atop a technology that changes virtually overnight, that even Microsoft's relatively short run as apex predator was commendable.

      You can make a hundred correct predictions in a row as to where the market is heading, and then whiff on two, and an apple or a google gain a foothold.

      It's not rocket science... it's way harder than that.

      I don't know about that. Microsoft made some pretty asinine mistakes along the way. The search engine problem was obvious, and everyone knew it. It basically became impossible to find anything on the net, and yahoo and others were flooding their front pages with so much crap, half the time you couldn't even find the search bar. Then came Google... sifting out all the ads, even from their own front page. It was like they were selling Viagra at a hooker convention. That could ahve been Microsoft but they missed the most obvious boat in the history of the internet. Then even Microsoft fell for Apples marketing and saw them as the threat and tried to copy their model of locked in everything... what a joke... Once again Google walked in with a free and open alternative and destroyed them both.

      Microsoft has one chance to survive the next decade. Make windows free and open up most of their source code. Offer integration services and charge game manufacturers for... I dunno... something involving DirectX. Baring that, the Microsoft we know is dead and will be replaced by a company that lives vampirically off their old patents and businesses that just can't get rid of Office no matter how much they try.

    2. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by plover · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Microsoft has done some really brilliant things as of late. They've wholeheartedly adopted automated testing for everything. I don't know if they have any product teams that aren't Agile, or aren't doing test driven development. I recently asked a product manager about his product's defect backlog, and he shot me with a cold stare: "We don't have any known defects in our product. As soon as a bug report arrives, the entire team drops what they're doing, and within 15 minutes a developer is working on repro'ing it, and it's fixed within a day. These are very rare occurrences." This was for a million line shrink-wrapped product.

      Although it's taking them a long time to turn their teams around, Microsoft finally knows how to engineer code right, and they are quite willing to share with anyone willing to listen. But too many of their clients don't listen, too many of their vendors and suppliers don't listen (driver bugs, etc), too many of their own internal teams are still dragging legacy code bases forward, and they still have a long history of bugs that we all remember. Another problem they have is economic: their primary competition is their old products, like Office 2007, which are good enough for most businesses and students. They really want to get everyone on their Azure cloud, using Office365, live, OneCloud, and to rent computing resources from them, and that's driving a lot of their products in an unnatural direction for their consumers.

      Their marketing people haven't helped. Windows RT? Really, they had to emulate Apple's walled garden? The closed iOS ecosystem is about the worst thing Apple ever did to their customers, The Apple tax sucks 30% from every dollar spent on the platform, and there's virtually no escape. And because we all know it sucks, we won't willingly jump into it again - so Microsoft loses even more.

      Their forays into other platforms have been abysmal: Ford's SYNC is a crime against drivers. They bought a failing phone company for their hardware, turned out walled garden phones, and nobody showed up. Their previous attempts at embedded systems make people WinCE. And because they start everything out as closed source, and try to contain their own stuff, they see every product as a battle entering competition to the death, instead of an opportunity to cooperate. That got them a long way, and made them a lot of money, but now there are good alternatives, and nobody gives a damn anymore. The stuff they're producing now will all be too much, but way too late.

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    3. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by MikeBabcock · · Score: 2

      Its only brilliant if you do something nobody else has already done. Imitating success is not brilliant, its obvious.

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    4. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by aybiss · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure if this post was sarcastic... but just in case it wasn't: Microsoft have adopted automated testing? Wow! What's next, bug tracking?

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    5. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by inasity_rules · · Score: 2

      He lost me at 'Agile'.

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    6. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the whole company lacks vision?

    7. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by gtall · · Score: 2

      Sooo... they know how to do software development now that they've adopted Agile. I think rather that Agile has more or less codified how they've always done software development, and with it, Agile's sins. The most egregious is that your product will look like a dirty snowball that, if it is of decent size, no one will understand.

      And if they are jerking developers off the project to address every single bug as it comes in, they've already shot themselves in the foot. No defect backlog means no bug backlog. Reallyy? how are they tracking those things? How do they know which bugs are related to other bugs? How do they know which bugs got fixed?

      My experience with Agile is only a single point, others may have other points. However, my impression is that it was simply a tool management could use to micro-manage a project and jerk the developers around due to whatever wind was tussling their coif that week.

    8. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Microsoft has one chance to survive the next decade. Make windows free and open up most of their source code

      The day they do that we'll see the return of 64bit Windows XP (with full support for all 32bit XP code) The internals will be cleaned up, secured and made faster.

      This will then grab > 90 % of the OS market permanently.

      No more having to learn some new UI made by a pathetic retarded hipster UI designer with click and drool syndrome. No more moving stuff about just for the hell of it. No more reimplementing something badly with all new bugs.

      It would be a good day.

    9. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      He lost me at "the entire team drops what they're doing".

    10. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by netsavior · · Score: 1, Insightful

      that's just not true. You don't have to do new things to be brilliant. You can do old things, better.
      Google search was not new, but it was better
      When iPhone came out, there was nothing it did that my Palm Treo didn't do, but it was better
      The Printing press, which revolutionized the world, was just a big screw press combined with some thousand year old block printing techniques... it was nothing new.
      Every best picture Oscar ever was an old story, retold.
      Shakespeare's Hamlet was a re-telling of a common folktale.

    11. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agile is known as Fragile for anything after the first iteration, with darn good reason.

    12. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by strikethree · · Score: 1

      They bought a failing phone company for their hardware, turned out walled garden phones, and nobody showed up.

      Say WHAT?! Nokia was a FAILING phone company when Microsoft bought them? What planet are you on? They were THE dominant phone company at the time. Samsung and Apple were barely even nudging the market with their offerings yet; although Apple was indeed on a steep rise at the time and the Galaxy S was just released which rocketed Samsung upwards.

      No, Nokia had some issues that they needed to work through but they were definitely not a failing phone manufacturing company when Microsoft bought them. Microsoft drove them into the ground at high speed.

      And no, I am NOT a Nokia fan boy. I did like an N800 that I had bought but could not stand the resistive rather than capacitive touch screen.

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    13. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are not entirely correct

      Search, per se, wasn't new, but Google implemented a method that was new.

      The printing press wasn't the innovation - moveable type was (In Europe, anyway - I believe China may have already had that.

    14. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Teckla · · Score: 1

      The closed iOS ecosystem is about the worst thing Apple ever did to their customers

      Whoa now, that just ain't true. Not at all.

      Techies tend to forget how ridiculously hard it is for non-techies to administer their computers. Apple's iOS frees its customers from complexity, it frees them from stress and worry about viruses and Trojans, it frees them from the repercussions of being successfully hacked.

      Sure, for your typical geek-o-matic here, OMG-I-don't-have-root-and-I-can't-allow-that! But for regular people, Apple's walled garden is a blessing.

    15. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by plover · · Score: 1

      Of course they were failing. They were failing in 2011, and they knew it, and in case they didn't know it, their CEO told them so. Go re-read their CEO's Burning Platform memo in case you had forgotten how badly they were doing.

      In 2007, Apple stepped in and not only did they define a new high-end smartphone market, they owned it, and shared it with nobody. Nokia went from sharing the top-of-the-line smartphone market with Blackberry to a middle-of-the-road smartphone company, and they did it without moving a step. About a year later Google delivered Android, which redefined and then completely dominated the low-end smartphone market. Meanwhile, Nokia delivered nothing new. Nothing. They feebly tried to do something with Maemo (and later MeeGo), but couldn't even ship it. This was about 2009. And Android makers didn't stop there, either. The Galaxy S (as you mentioned) came out in 2010, pushing the out of the low-end smartphone market into Apple's market, and that was the herald for Nokia's decline. In 2010.

      Meanwhile, MediaTek had shipped a reference design for low-end phones in 2008. Any plant in Shenzhen could now produce a cheap handset for about $10, so they did, filling shipping containers with the cheap phones that have become ubiquitous in the developing world. Nokia couldn't ship a cheap phone for twice that price. When you're buying cheap phones, you're going to pay the lowest price - so the cost-conscious consumers immediately abandoned Nokia's low end.

      All this happened from 2007 through about 2010. Elop's memo came out in 2011, just after Android sales had exceeded theirs for the first time, signalling the end of Nokia's relevance in the marketplace. Nokia's marketshare continued to decline, as they shipped nothing noteworthy. By last year, Nokia was barely remembered as that company that used to make phones before iPhones came out.

      Microsoft drove them into the ground at high speed.

      That is completely wrong. Microsoft bought them in September of 2013. According to my calendar, that was last year. "Failing" is a polite word for the dire straits Nokia was in at that time. Microsoft didn't drive them any place they hadn't already gone themselves. Perhaps you're confusing the sale of Nokia with the agreement Nokia made to adopt Windows 8 for the cash they needed to keep the lights on. Nokia had already failed to deliver Maemo, which had been in the works since before the introduction of the iPhone. Nokia was incapable of delivering a smartphone OS. They had four years and couldn't do it. MeeGo might have eventually done something for them, but it would have been an even smaller market than Microsoft could deliver.

      Let me repeat: Nokia needed Microsoft's cash just to stay in business, back in 2011. That is not the sign of a healthy company.

      All that and I still have to say the Microsoft phone is not a terrible device. Nokia put a really nice camera in there, the battery life is good, the screen is clear, and the device is really well made. But the Windows app store is sadly lacking, and Cortana is certainly not yet at the caliber of Siri. It's still just an also-ran in the phone market.

      Microsoft had nothing to do with Nokia's decline. Nokia did that to themselves by standing perfectly still, while the entire market passed them by on both sides. Microsoft just picked them up for the scrap value.

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    16. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by strikethree · · Score: 1

      My apologies John. I was counting Microsoft's ownership from when a Microsoft Executive (Elop) took over Nokia. This is not the standard definition so I will concede that I was wrong when arguing that Microsoft bought a failing phone company.

      Dave

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    17. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has one chance to survive the next decade. Make windows free and open up most of their source code

      XP would be the perfect thing for that too, since a lot of people refuse to give it up for whatever reason; they should open-source it and let the community maintain it.

    18. Re:Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But for regular people, Apple's walled garden is a blessing.

      "People who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither."

  4. Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox, Kodak, and other companies that pioneered technologies and then failed to follow through. It may just not be in the blood of a large organization to listen to their researchers, or figure out what to do with what they produce...

    1. Re:Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox by Solandri · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox, Kodak, and other companies that pioneered technologies and then failed to follow through.

      While Xerox deserves full blame for missing opportunities (the mouse, GUI, ethernet, and laser printer were all invented there), Kodak does not. They were always on the forefront of digital imaging. They built the first digital camera in the 1970s, and had a line of digital SLRs in the early 1990s. They knew exactly where the industry was heading, and in fact did most of the early R&D to get us there. The only reason they managed to hang around as long as they did was because they owned most of the patents on digital imaging and were collecting massive royalties.

      What led to Kodak's downfall is obvious if you look at the pictures in that wikipedia link. Those are Nikon (and later Canon) bodies with Kodak digital sensors. Kodak was a film company, not a camera company. They weren't in the business of making cameras (aside from some cheap consumer models and disposables). When the industry shifted from film to digital, the companies which ended up on top were companies skilled at making cameras/lenses (Canon, Nikon, Olympus, Zeiss, and their arch-rival Fuji which had been busy making decent point and shoots prior to the switch to digital), and companies skilled at making electronics/silicon (Sony, Panasonic, Casio, etc). Kodak thought they could carve a piece of the digital sensor pie for themselves, but rapidly found themselves unable to keep up with companies with decades of expertise manufacturing microprocessors who simply shifted that expertise into manufacturing sensors. In other words, the best business model for making camera sensors turned out not to be knowing how to make camera sensors. It turned out to be knowing how to make microchips.

    2. Re:Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox by mbkennel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      | Kodak was a film company, not a camera company.

      What Kodak didn't realize, and its competitor, Fuji did realize, was that Kodak was actually a materials, coatings & chemical processing company, but it thought it was a photography company. As you recognize, the expertise wasn't in how film works, it's how film factories work, and the people who knew semiconductor factories made better sensors.

      If they did realize this, they'd be around today making graphene or medical instruments.

      And for a number of decades Kodak, along with Perkin-Elmer (also in upstate New York) made the most impressive photography system in the world, i.e. the film-based NRO surveillance satellites, and could never talk about it. That big stream of revenue also died.

    3. Re:Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      What led to Kodak's downfall is obvious if you look at the pictures in that wikipedia link. Those are Nikon (and later Canon) bodies with Kodak digital sensors.

      There's other things as well. I owned a couple of Kodak digital cameras because they were very cheap. The first one had a bad interface even for cameras of the day (people were still using quicktakes when I bought it) but I took a chance and bought another one figuring that surely they would have figured it out by now [then] and NOPE. Kodak-branded digital cameras have literally the worst interfaces I have ever used. I started with a Casio QV-11...

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    4. Re:Maybe MSFT was trying to learn from Xerox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've often wondered if Kodak would still be around if they simply requested that OEMs using Kodak sensors, put a Kodak logo on their cameras - like intel's 'intel inside' stickers on PCs.

  5. Meh, why should we spend money on that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously. Business people will look at all the pie-in-the-sky stuff and say 'We are making a crapload of money without all that stuff, why should we spend one single nickel on any of it? Its all just a waste of money. If it can't make me money today, it gets none of my money today." I have every expectation that the guys who invented the transistor met with business people who told them: "That's real nice, but I already have a triode or a pentode for that. Give me something I don't already have." It's just like this: when microsoft beat the Sherman Act by claiming that 'Its unpossible to unbundle one piece of software from another', they effectively put Netscape out of business and owned the browser market for about 7 years. Internet Exploder was the de-facto standard, and if you weren't compatible, you were one of 'them', and would be curtly told to 'upgrade to a newer version of Internet Exploder'. When Firefox finally started breaking their monopoly by getting around 35% market share, m$ finally started realizing that they might have a problem. So they thought about fixing bugs in old 'Exploder'. Problem: they hadn't spent more than a nickel on it, nor changed half a bit in more than 10 years, the old team had been long disbanded and had either left the company or had been moved to other parts of the company. They scrambled to re-assemble the team and re-purpose servers to building IE once again. This is the mentality: If its not (really) broke, don't fix it. And so it goes with all that forward-looking stuff that came out of microsoft research in '97 (and it was a different time 17 years ago, PC's were king and all the really old-timers needed the cash to buy 3rd yachts and mansions).

    1. Re:Meh, why should we spend money on that? by mbkennel · · Score: 4, Insightful

      | I have every expectation that the guys who invented the transistor met with business people who told them: "That's real nice, but I already have a triode or a pentode for that. Give me something I don't already have.

      No. That's what happens now. That didn't happen in the 1950's at Bell Labs or in any successful organization in the era of significant American technical/industrial competence (1920-1980).

  6. Not very belle labs by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    "In our defense, nobody was doing that yet to prove it profitable. Now that we know it is, research me too!"

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  7. Hindsight's twenty-twenty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Rocket science needs complex math. market prediction needs a functioning crystal ball.

  8. Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by derinax · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In the late nineties and into the last decade Microsoft just dumped too much time and money on their vision of a hyper-connected home. They dumped so much research money into building out test spaces and building out test devices, they failed to realize that people don't want an intelligent dryer and an intelligent toaster and an intelligent melon baller. The reality is whatever fancy device you own that has any kind of transistor in it, much less a CPU-- a phone, a tablet, a TV-- you're having to fuss with it. Constantly. And the same is/was always true for their "Microsoft At Home" vision. And yes, these things were connected-- but only to each other.

    That, and the fact that Microsoft has always misread the Internet, from coming to TCP/IP late, to ignoring the vital interoperability that cloud services demand. It's always been about the toys with them. Toys that run Windows. Ugh.

    Gratefully, only a few of these monstrous things ever saw the light of day beyond the lab.

    1. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by Fubari · · Score: 2
      Does Anyone Want Any Toast? - Red Dwarf - BBC

      people don't want an intelligent dryer and an intelligent toaster

    2. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by BigDish · · Score: 2

      Disagreed - I DO want an intelligent dryer. That's not to say I want a heavy-weight OS or the ability to browse the internet on it, but my dryer is in my basement and I can't hear the buzzer. I DO want my smartphone to notify me when the cycle is done so I can go get the clothes. Nerd-things, like being able to see current temp/humidity inside would be a bonus, but just to know when it's done would be a huge selling point.

      Disclaimer: I haven't shopped for a dryer in a few years - perhaps this exists now. It didn't when I last looked.

    3. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by LMariachi · · Score: 2

      Now that you mention it, I do want an intelligent melon baller.

    4. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 1

      Get an Arduino and connect it to the circuit controlling the buzzer on the dryer.

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    5. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      That, and the fact that Microsoft has always misread the Internet, from coming to TCP/IP late,

      Late for what? IPX was a lot easier to manage back then. By the time the internet was an interesting thing for more than a small slice of the population, Windows had support for TCP/IP and PPP.

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    6. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by DerekLyons · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reality is whatever fancy device you own that has any kind of transistor in it, much less a CPU-- a phone, a tablet, a TV-- you're having to fuss with it. Constantly.

      Horseshit. My printer has a CPU in it, and in three years I've never had to do anything but turn in on. (I rely on the auto off feature.) Ditto for the CPU's in my and my wife's cars. Or in our GPSr's (a handheld and two dashboard navigation systems). Or in our washer and dryer. Or in our home entertainment system (TV, Tivo, HDMI switch, Roku, Blu-Ray player). Or in our microwave. Or... we pretty much haven't had to "mess with" any of the dozens of the CPU's in our possession. (And most of what little "messing with" we've had to do has been with the phone and desktop, and the "messing with" has been minimal... hit "update" and walk away for bit.) I don't know what planet you live on, but here on Earth in 2014, consumer grade devices don't generally require user intervention.

    7. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Or, the low-fi approach ... set a timer on your smart phone, or buy a dollar store timer, or just come back in an hour.

      As nerdtacular as a dryer which talks to your phone via bluetooth (or whatever) sounds ... I'd rather not pay more for my next dryer in order to have this feature. Because for me it's utterly pointless.

      There is no real need for this, it's just something which sounds like it might be cool.

      It just sounds like technology for the sake of technology, and all "ZOMG, what did people do before the dryer called your phone?".

      It's a solution in search of a problem.

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    8. Re: Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by BigDish · · Score: 1

      And how do you suggest I pick the time to set my timer to, given that drying time is variable when I use the dryness sensor of my dryer.

      If you don't want to pay for it, buy a cheap dryer. I'd rather have a high-end one.

    9. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

      Meile will do this. It'll cost you though. High end appliances, with a very high end price tag.

    10. Re: Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suggest getting a comfortable chair. Read a book and enjoy watching your laundry dry.

      Everyone else just doesn't need to be there when the dryer shuts off. It's your OCD.

      Get a chair. Enjoy the whole laundry drying with a smart dryer experience.

    11. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by exomondo · · Score: 1

      they failed to realize that people don't want an intelligent dryer and an intelligent toaster and an intelligent melon baller.

      Maybe so but intelligent thermostats and lighting systems most definitely.

      The reality is whatever fancy device you own that has any kind of transistor in it, much less a CPU-- a phone, a tablet, a TV-- you're having to fuss with it.

      Nope, either you have never used a decent intelligent thermostat or you're doing it wrong. Or there's internet-connected appliances like air conditioners, the ability to control them remotely is great. Perhaps I'm misinterpreting what you mean by "having to fuss with it".

    12. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by r_a_trip · · Score: 2

      It's a solution in search of a problem

      Which is what people have probably said about wheels, boats, bows, guns, castles, astronomy, gaslight, electricity, self driving carriages, photo cameras, computers, dishwashers, dryers, mobile phones, the Internet, etc.

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    13. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How about the hack approach? The dryer timer is a fairly simple thing to comprehend. The dryer is typically incredibly simple to open and service, even if it runs on gas. I converted mine from natgas to propane and cleaned it out while I was in there, there's not a whole lot going on. Wire the buzzer up to something that will send you an alert. Low-fi dryer plus monitoring.

      It's nice to just buy something turnkey, but I prefer to be in control. So I'll take no automation, or my own, over the internet of vulns.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    14. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by 31415926535897 · · Score: 1

      None of those devices you mentioned were made by Microsoft or run Microsoft software.

    15. Re:Microsoft "At Home" lab is a bust by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Since the significant point mentioned was "the presence of a CPU" and not "the presence of Microsoft".... your point would be what?

  9. So... about this memo by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    Are we violating any of Intellectual Ventures' patents by reading it?

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    1. Re:So... about this memo by rogoshen1 · · Score: 1

      Only if you memorize more than 3 consecutive words, write a summary, or link to it (without prior written approval). Otherwise, you're good to go mister dude.

    2. Re:So... about this memo by Kittenman · · Score: 1

      Are we violating any of Intellectual Ventures' patents by reading it?

      Reading the attached article? Now c'mon, this is slashdot. We'll just make random, unsubstantiated statements.

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      "The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes" - Winston Churchill
    3. Re:So... about this memo by BonThomme · · Score: 1

      I think you violate their patents by talking about them.

  10. Lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But research didn't do enough to make the company broaden its businesses.

    As spoken by somebody who's clearly never worked for a company. Anyone in Research & Development knows that no matter how much proof you have, no matter how much financial benefit something would bring to the company, Management will not approve it if it doesn't agree with their current world view. And Management's world view is generally limited to Pet-Topic-of-the-Fortnight, usually involving Sales or some fad business process like 4DX.

  11. No matter what, nobody can see the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No matter how much money MS had/has, it cannot see the future. They are off the hook for that. But also, no matter how much money MS has they refuse to fix their shitty OS. Come on, MS, are you telling us windows is such a mess that you cannot secure it or that you won't spend money to secure it?

    1. Re:No matter what, nobody can see the future by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      but Microsoft has again and again missed the obvious technology evolutions, coming back years later with too little to late. Look at the 2% windows phone market share, 'nuff said

  12. Light of Day: Dim Light through Small Crack by rubycodez · · Score: 1

    Never saw F# used anywhere, anyone know of project or product that uses it?

    1. Re: Light of Day: Dim Light through Small Crack by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can find some OCAML projects and ask people there what they think about it.

      I guess developing F# stuff in Mono would be great, but Mono is that frowned-upon child chasing the trail.

      At the uni I went to they did teach "Caml Light" as an introduction language! Heard they stopped doing that. We all cordially hated it but damn it was nice. Writing polymorphic functions by accident, the "map" function, the arbitrary, automatic and extremely strong types.. But when you get to learn some crap language like Java afterwards, you're spoiled. (C courses were a bit fun, at least it's widespread, historic and low level. looks like BASIC with structs and pointers.)

    2. Re: Light of Day: Dim Light through Small Crack by Shados · · Score: 2

      Its semi-common in financial industries (who generally are mostly *Nix/Java based, but always have a substantial percentage of Windows development for either client or specialized server side use. They often get steep discounts because of all the exchange/office licenses they get).

      The neat thing about F# is that its an ML dialect, and thus is fairly good for complex/mathy algorithms that are best written functionally. Then C# can consume the F# DLL's transparently. Don't get me wrong, there isn't hundreds of millions of lines of code written in it, but when I was in that industry, I worked at a few company (one among the "big 3") that has a substantial F# department, to write operational research algorithms to help balance portfolios and stuff.

  13. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean you never learned to tell the time...?

    Step 1) Figure out how long a drying cycle lasts (or set for a pre-determined time)
    Step 2) Put clothes in dryer and turn on.
    Step 3) ???? (do something else for a while)
    Step 4) Return to dryer after drying period has elapsed / PROFIT!

    Tada. No need for a smart dryer.

  14. Re:Microsoft by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

    Modern dryers offer timed settings, but they are not the most efficient: The recommended settings stop when the clothes are dry enough. This changes with the season, the specific set of clothes you put inside of it, and all that. So if you don't want to go downstairs in the worst case scenario, you will make multiple visits every so often, because you just got there too early.

  15. MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's all by echtertyp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Waaay back I remember someone pointing out that Microsoft was spending enormous sums to hire researchers, especially promising ones in academia. The idea, apparently, was for MS Research to be a sort of "intellectual roach motel" (love that phrase) were IQ would check in, and nothing checked out. This made a certain amount of sense. As a monopolist you don't -want- any innovation. One way to do that is hire hitmen to kill potential innovators. But the risks there are huge. A much easier way if you have the money is to hire promising minds and then keep them neutralized. That's just what Microsoft did.

  16. Wait, What!? Why am I hearing this now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No one ever showed me that memo!
    Man, I am pissed! Heads will roll for this!
    I think 18,000 will suffice (fifth element ref)

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  17. Copy of memo: by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    1. Don't make stupid software
    2. Profit!

  18. Re:Microsoft by 0123456 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, let's all spend $1,000 on a 'smart' dryer to save $10 in electricity. Makes total sense.

  19. What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by aurizon · · Score: 2

    All that memo will do (and it did) is to create a regressive hierarchy of backbiting political scum, who devote their energy to their next, larger, paycheck.
    Any new ideas will be ruthlessly crushed, to avoid the risk their will succeed and toss those on high into the rubbish heap of history.
    So they have done that with the company, and it only survive because of its natural monopolies in a few software fields.

    Apple could have killed them ages ago, by allowing their OS to be licensed on any processor, and include a state machine rom with each licenced copy, said state machine being a soldered un-crackable dongle, so that Apple gets ~~$100 per copy - they would slay Microsoft.
    As it is Apple clings to their walled garden = dumb, but Apple = richer than me, so what do I know?

    1. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by edelbrp · · Score: 4, Informative

      Apple could have killed them ages ago, by allowing their OS to be licensed on any processor, and include a state machine rom with each licenced copy, said state machine being a soldered un-crackable dongle, so that Apple gets ~~$100 per copy - they would slay Microsoft.
      As it is Apple clings to their walled garden = dumb, but Apple = richer than me, so what do I know?

      I think you forgot about the Mac clone era. Unfortunately, the third party clones were horrible. At the time, discontinuing the licensing of Mac clones was the right thing to do. All they did was tarnish Apple's image.

    2. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Horrible in that they ran Apple's crappy OS better and quicker than Apple's own machines

    3. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Horrible? No they worked quite well, in fact so well that they caused the over priced Apples to lose share to the same systems made by others with lower cost parts.

      What apple did was fail to make sure a profit came back to Apple from each clone sold, via that hard wired dongle I spoke of. That way only a true OS buyer could use it = Apple gets its profit.
      Look at Microsoft, built on sales of the original OS and the descendants.

      Apple is lucky it came out with the series of products it did. It is still a very small player in computers over-all, 2-3% share of that market, but it has 100% of the Apple market, but the X86 market has hundreds of players, most small, so the Apple stand alone % looks higher than many.
      A good measure would be measure x86 sales from AMD and Intel and deduct the Apple portion.

    4. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by steveha · · Score: 2

      At the time, discontinuing the licensing of Mac clones was the right thing to do. All they did was tarnish Apple's image.

      Actually, I agree with both you and the person to whom you are responding. Apple could have killed Windows by licensing out Mac OS, but it was the wrong thing at the time they actually tried it.

      The Microsoft approach was to license out DOS and Windows to anyone who wanted it, taking a small royalty per copy and making money on a huge volume. The Apple approach is to make more money per unit, while selling fewer units. I firmly believe that if Apple had tried the Microsoft approach in, say, 1988, they would have won big-time. Windows was still a joke in 1988, and people were spending crazy money to buy Macs.

      Licensing out Mac OS in small volume gains the benefits of neither approach. If Apple only got small volumes, they couldn't make Microsoft levels of money on a small royalty; yet cheap "clones" reduced their ability to charge large amounts on small volumes.

      Steve Jobs never wanted the Microsoft approach anyway. He wanted to sell premium stuff that looked awesome and commanded a premium price. But I wish that Apple had embraced the Microsoft model early; we'd all be running Motorola processors rather than x86.

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    5. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still use my Motorola StarMax

    6. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      MacOS was designed to run on a rather small range of hardware, although it was opening up in 1988. If licensed like DOS, it would have every bit as many compatibility problems.

      Moreover, in 1988 it took some pretty upscale hardware to run it properly. (Anybody remember the Epson QX-10, a little earlier, which had essentially a Mac-type UI with a lot less horsepower? I didn't think so.) It also didn't run a great many applications. What we'd be looking at is something like the Tandy 2000, which was a more powerful version of the IBM PC with a color display that didn't hurt my eyes. It wasn't actually PC-compatible, but Tandy got a lot of software vendors to write versions for it. It was pushed in Radio Shack computer stores all over the country. Considering what happened to it, I just don't see Apple doing a whole lot better.

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    7. Re:What a fatuous, nebulous piece of crap??? by steveha · · Score: 1

      If licensed like DOS, it would have every bit as many compatibility problems.

      Oh, not as bad, at least at first. The companies licensing MacOS would have had to make suitable hardware, and Apple could have held their feet to the fire to get compatibility and quality.

      In those days, there was so much pent-up demand for Mac laptops that there were companies that would buy a Mac, crack it open and pull out the ROMs, build a laptop with the ROMs, and provide some sort of docking station so the original Mac would not be useless. This was about the most expensive way to make a laptop ever, but it was the only legal way to do it. Apple took forever to release a laptop product, and when they did, it was not what the customers wanted (heavy due to the lead-acid battery for one thing). Third-party Macs could have cost significantly more than generic "beige box" PCs and customers would have paid happily.

      The thing is, Apple was charging crazy money for Macs. If Apple had adopted the Microsoft model, they would have had to accept lower margins on each Mac, and made it up on volume. Third-party Macs would have cost less than Apple official Macs but still would have sold a lot and buried the DOS-on-x86 PC. Apple was marking up Macs by about 100%... They were successfully getting a 50% margin on each Mac. Nobody else got away with that kind of markup, before or since.

      It was great for Apple while it worked. But eventually Windows got to the point where it was kind of usable. And a Compaq running Windows would cost less than half what Apple was getting for a Mac. Hastings's Law: Adequate and cheaper tends to win against better but more expensive. Windows sales took off and Apple nearly died.

      What saved Apple was the PowerBook, a laptop that really was what customers wanted. And a string of other successful products. And now Apple is doing very well. But IMHO, Apple could have had success like Microsoft in the 1990's had they adopted the Microsoft strategy of licensing to everyone and making a small profit on a huge volume; instead they nearly went out of business.

      Even now, Apple isn't getting anything close to 50% margins on Macs. Those days are over.

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  20. Re:Microsoft by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    It's not about saving electricity so much as arriving to find that you've got a whole dryer full of now-wrinkled clothes, which either have to be ironed or run through the dryer again.

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  21. Re:Microsoft by Blaskowicz · · Score: 1

    He already has a smart dryer if the dryer is able to stop when the clothes are dry.

  22. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If your clothes can't stand 15 extra minutes in the dryer, then you're a slave to your possessions and your life is way too fucking complicated already.

  23. Re:Microsoft by dysmal · · Score: 1

    Boo. Eff. Enn. Hoo!

    Are you seriously that OCD that you absolutely have to race to your dryer the second it turns off to fold your clothes? Is your time that god awfully important and precious that you can't spare a couple of extra minutes doing laundry like people have done for at least a generation? If they're wrinkled, turn it back on for 5'ish minutes!

    I'm good friends with a neurosurgeon who also does extensive cancer research. His time is VERY valuable. You know what? He's completely fine using a traditional dryer with a timer. Why? Because it's f'ing laundry!!!

    Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

  24. I don't like it either, but Apple is much bigger by raymorris · · Score: 1

    http://www.forbes.com/global20...

    Apple is the #15 largest company in the world. Microsoft is #32.

    Apple has $160 billion of CASH on hand. Microsoft's total assets, all of their real estate, etc is $150 billion.

  25. Re:Microsoft - Dryer Econ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You obviously don't do much laundry, nor have priced dryers lately...

  26. ps Westwhip has market share too by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Ps, about desktop market share -
    Westwhip.com has a significant market share in their target market too. A 90% share of a segment that's becoming a historical era doesn't mean much.

    1. Re:ps Westwhip has market share too by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Their website is down/doesn't exit, so I doubt they've got any market share.

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  27. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    IIRC that was all mapped out in the Halloween Document leaked so many moons ago. Yes it played out pretty much as they had planned with the exception of it preventing other companies from making or creating innovative things. Not everything is created by guys like Ray Ozzie and when you cage those people up they lose the ability to see outside their caged box so no outside-the-box creativity.

  28. Dryer by ArchieBunker · · Score: 0

    Boy if those dryers only had some fancy kind of audible alert device...

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  29. Re:Microsoft by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    I wasn't the one asking for a smart dryer. I was pointing out *why* someone might want a smart dryer, and I do in fact just run the dryer again a little longer if stuff gets wrinkled.

    I'll bet your neurosurgeon friend can read and derive context, too.

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  30. Re:I don't like it either, but Apple is much bigge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.forbes.com/global20...

    Apple is the #15 largest company in the world. Microsoft is #32.

    Apple has $160 billion of CASH on hand. Microsoft's total assets, all of their real estate, etc is $150 billion.

    So how have they "almost lost" to Apple? And at what point is that defined? Have they "lost" when they have run out of money? Or have no marketshare? Of the millions of companies over the world you are supporting the assertion that one has "almost lost" to another when they are separated by just 17 places in the calculated size. When Microsoft bought $150 million of Apple stock back in the 90s people were saying the same thing about Apple and there was a LOT more disparity in wealth and marketshare in all markets that they both participated in between them at that time. Anybody who knows the history of the tech industry knows it's the height of naivety to declare that a company has "lost" to another until they are completely out of the market.

  31. Today's research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the same typical memo every R&D facility of a big company creates. Google, Apple, Cisco, Intel, and many others have the same memo of the same technologies. Problem is R&D is thinking of too many ideas, too many core competencies, and not focusing on some basic fundamentals to build your business.

    In light of the largest layoffs in MS's history, the real reason this memo is released is to declare:
    This layoff [i.e. MS's fall from grace] wasn't R&D's fault. So Typical of R&D, get credit for the ideas, then cut and run when they flame out, don't fix it, and 'argue' why R&D was right in the 1st place.

  32. F# and LINQ are the problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LINQ, F#, Vista, Metro, etc, etc.

    They started to focus on cool geeky stuff instead of shaping the future. Not that they did shape what garbage we have today, but Microsoft is one of very few companies that can do that now.

  33. tl;dr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we should stop gouging customers, filing patents, and supporting repressive regimes. Nahhhh!

  34. sound of tap tap on the screen... by MoreThanThen · · Score: 2

    It looks like you're trying to write a memo... let me help you with that

  35. "Research" does not replace leadership vision by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    Plenty of other organisations, (IBM, Xerox...) have equally-sad stories.
    Genuine transformational innovation ignored by the senior management...who in the case of IBM, then Microsoft, were focused exclusively on two things:

    1. Screwing their customers
    2. Screwing their competition

    IBM got their comeuppance, and had to reinvent themselves as the "services" company we know and love (ahem) today.
    A far cry from the company that had Nobel prize-winning people on their R&D teams.

    Now its Microsoft's turn.

    1. Re:"Research" does not replace leadership vision by gelfling · · Score: 1

      IBM research appears to be little more than a marketing arm of their high end sales organization. Dazzle the suits with bullshit about Jeopardy winning super computers so that you can sell a super computer to someone. Anyway, IBM's core technologies are being sold off because it's more profitable to buy someone else's smaller company, gut it of its intellectual property and toss the dead husk in the trash. This month they slap the word 'cloud' on everything. Next month it's something else.

  36. That scene from Pirates of Silicon Valley by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    Steve Jobs: We're better than you are! We have better stuff.
    Bill Gates: You don't get it, Steve. That doesn't matter!

    Apparently it actually does.

    1. Re:That scene from Pirates of Silicon Valley by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Apparently it actually does.

      Except it doesn't, because Apple sold style, not superiority. What brought them back into fashion was the iPod, and there were competitors which were superior in every way other than style.

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    2. Re:That scene from Pirates of Silicon Valley by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

      Don't think so, those competitors did not have the insight to hook it up to a great online store and articulate a groundbreaking desktop digital hub strategy like Apple.

      Besides we were talking about Microsoft and Apple, not "generic music player no one has since heard of" vs Apple.

    3. Re:That scene from Pirates of Silicon Valley by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      Apparently it actually does.

      Except it doesn't, because Apple sold style, not superiority. What brought them back into fashion was the iPod, and there were competitors which were superior in every way other than style.

      The competitors were superior in bullet points on paper, but failed in real world use and usability in the market they were intended. If "style" means being able to use it without wanting it to slam it against the wall on the third attempt, I'm all for style.

    4. Re:That scene from Pirates of Silicon Valley by mccabem · · Score: 1

      That's a shallow view of the past, at best. At worst, you may be wearing poop-colored-glasses! ;)

      Apple had a superior product in the Apple I and II (etc)! Apple again had a superior product in the Mac.

      The only reason Apple didn't keep flogging the Apple I system forever is that THEY KILLED IT with their next superior product.

      It's a little more questionable if the Mac will be killed off completely, but the IOS system is clearly having the same effect as the Mac had on the Apple I system back in it's day.

      So that they have style (or not) is another question entirely - it certainly entered the scene at some point. But they DO have a long track record of superior products AND BRINGING THEM SUCCESSFULLY TO MARKET. (They have a long list of copycats, detractors, naysayers and FUD'ers that go all the way back to Day 1 too....some of whom made if even bigger than Apple for a while.)

      -Matt

      P.S. Not every product Apple released was outright superior, of course, but I didn't take that as your point either.

    5. Re:That scene from Pirates of Silicon Valley by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Apple actually screwed up with the Apple II (or one of the typographic variations), holding it back to preventing it from competing with the Apple III. Remember all the people using the III? How it was popular and sold well? Me neither. I think they learned from that. (Source: an issue of Byte from way back.)

      iOS is not going to kill off the Mac, although it's definitely influencing MacOSX. Apple is smart enough to realize that people want their desktops to work slightly different from their phones.

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  37. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Something about improving dryers make you mad, pardner? Because you seem surprisingly uncivil about it.

  38. Re:Microsoft by RabidReindeer · · Score: 1

    Modern dryers offer timed settings, but they are not the most efficient: The recommended settings stop when the clothes are dry enough. This changes with the season, the specific set of clothes you put inside of it, and all that. So if you don't want to go downstairs in the worst case scenario, you will make multiple visits every so often, because you just got there too early.

    I have a fairly old dryer and it has an "automatic" setting. It works by employing the thermostat. When the contents are cold and damp, they are absorbing heat, the thermostat stays below the critical temperature (about 135 degrees F), and the timer doesn't run. Once the contents have absorbed enough heat, the excess amount triggers the thermostat, which causes the timer to run. So the dryer's actual run time varies with conditions, and does a reasonably good job of running just long enough to get things dry, but no longer.

    Some newer models have an actual humidity sensor, which means that they can tell precisely when the clothes are dry.

  39. MS Promotion & Executive rotations by swb · · Score: 1

    Does Microsoft promote people into Windows/Office executive positions more or less permanently, or does it rotate people in and out of those jobs so that nobody is wed to the success of those products permanently?

    If those were the jobs people strived for and then hung onto, it's easy to see how the most ambitions people would work to get into those jobs and then use their skills (political and otherwise) to maintain those products pre-eminence and power to keep those jobs and suppress disruptive technologies that might displace them.

    If those products were seen as self-sustaining and needing only slight guidance, then maybe Microsoft could have kept merely average people in those positions and/or made them less lucrative to push more ambitions and talented people into other areas of the company that could have benefitted from more aggressive and ambitious people who could have furthered more innovative stuff.

    My guess is that Windows & Office were seen as the jewels and where the "best" people went, where they got fat and rich and did everything to suppress anything which might disrupt their fortunes. It almost sounds like the politics of Rome or the kind of thing that cripples an aristocratic society over time by preventing disruptions and innovations that would topple the established order.

    Maybe someday we'll read a "Rise & Fall of the Microsoft Empire" that portrays Gates as Augustus and Ballmer as Nero or Commodus.

  40. yep, should be westfieldwhip.com by raymorris · · Score: 1

    Indeed, I meant westfieldwhip.com

  41. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    As a monopolist you don't -want- any innovation.

    Why do you say this?

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  42. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God dammit, a smart dryer that posts to twitter when the action stops should be + $15, not + $1000.

  43. Re:Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an ancient dryer. I put my clothes outside and the wind does all the hard work. I bring them in when I can be bothered.

    Powered dryers are for homos and republicans.

  44. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    As a monopolist you don't -want- any innovation.

    Why do you say this?

    Progress is disruptive. It messes up the spreadsheets.

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  45. MS doesn't give a shit by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Like all large tech companies, MS does not give a shit about what you or anyone else thinks, wants, needs, feels, says or does. MS does what is good for MS senior management. Like all large tech and and IT companies, MS is a firm run by pirates for their own sole benefit. That which is good for political turf and compensation is good. Everything else is the enemy. Lost in this weeks announcement of bloodletting is that the new CEO decapitated all his rivals and awarded his flunkies.

    The organizational beast survives for the benefits of its rulers. That is all.

  46. You forgot to mention... by mccabem · · Score: 1

    Everything spot-on!

    You did forget to mention that they established Windows by essentially dumping the product on the market, benefitting from rampant piracy of Windows and more or less preventing anyone from making money developing a competing OS. (MSDOS was so bad that it made this an easy play...certainly nothing they'd want to stop or curtail.)

    This is what built the Windows monopoly. If piracy wasn't such an easy option, I doubt Windows would ever have achieved critical mass.

    Sure you COULD pay for Windows back then, but if you DID pay for windows you were called a "CIO".

    Today we call those same people "14%-ers".

    -Matt

  47. Dun do evil! Dun do evil! Dun do evil! do good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if all that were listed in the memo were given top priority and implemented, and we have to assume there must be some equal competitors, Microsoft would not succeed. It is very difficult or almost impossible for a company that people hate to not fail in the long term. Microsoft has not been trying to try to gain back love. Just before Ballmer left, he fucked the customers with the new win8.0 UI . People are just waiting for a chance to jump ship at the earliest possible moment. Face with this situation, it is a loosing battle however great the empire is.

  48. What they should have done? by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    This memo isn't in context. Back at this time they were in the midst of an anti-trust action. Microsoft missed the perfect opportunity. Here's what they should have done:

    1) Sell the windows/dos OS to IBM. Lock, stock and barrel, they keep their apps/office. No brainer, probably could have bagged 20 Billion for that.
    2) About 3-4 months later, move all the office and apps to Linux. Again, a no brainer. They also get to screw IBM again like they did with OS2. I know they had an effort to migrate their apps in 1998 in a middle eastern country that is in the news.
    3) Dismiss the action against them since IBM has the crappy OS now. They get a real OS that they don't have to worry about. Linux gets a unified GUI and apps. By now Windows would be just another bad joke, like Exec 8 and MVS.

    Without that OS still around, the whole world would be different today. Probably for the better.

  49. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    Progress is what allows one to maintain a monopoly. History has demonstrated that static monopolies die quick, natural deaths.

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  50. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Progress is what allows one to maintain a monopoly. History has demonstrated that static monopolies die quick, natural deaths.

    Progress disrupts monopolies. Retarding progress in an entire industry extends their lifetimes. Hence patents.

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  51. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    The only reason Microsoft still has it's 'monopoly' is it's ability to change and refocus, thus preventing it's competition from disrupting them.

    Were Microsoft static, it would have been supplanted long long ago. When is the last time, for example, you saw a piece of software which advertised, as a system requirement, "IBM PC or 100 percent compatible?"

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  52. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Were Microsoft static, it would have been supplanted long long ago.

    Microsoft is mostly static. The big exception is their foray into the living room, on which they continue to choke. They've finally made some money at it, but they'd have made so much more if they hadn't totally blown the Xbox One launch. Otherwise Microsoft has been playing sit-still all along, doing the absolute minimum. It's been Windows and Office, Windows and Office, Windows and Office.

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  53. Re:MS Research was meant to mop up talent, that's by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

    Microsoft isn't static. Take their utter dismissal, followed by 180 degree turn around and headlong rush into TCP/IP and the Internet. They're surprisingly agile, for such a large company. If they weren't, they'd have been eaten long ago.

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