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Western US States Using Up Ground Water At an Alarming Rate

sciencehabit (1205606) writes A new study shows that ground water in the Colorado basin is being depleted six times faster than surface water. The groundwater losses, which take thousands of years to be recharged naturally, point to the unsustainability of exploding population centers and water-intensive agriculture in the basin, which includes most of Arizona and parts of Colorado, California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, and Wyoming. Because ground water feeds many of the streams and rivers in the area, more of them will run dry.

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  1. ALL RIGHT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soon the Department of Water and Power will control all the water and have all the power.

    1. Re:ALL RIGHT! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Interesting

      One of the fun things about Seattle is we actually own the entire watershed here. All of it. So the suburbs basically have no water rights.

      They either buy it from us at a premium to what our citizens (who own it) pay or they buy it from someone else (at a higher premium since it has to be trucked in).

      Capiche?

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  2. Peak Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    And you thought the wars and environmental harm over oil was bad, we ain't seen nothing yet.

    1. Re:Peak Water by alen · · Score: 4, Interesting

      US military does periodic defense reviews and the ones i saw back in the late 90's predicted wars over water shortages

    2. Re:Peak Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, predicted as in considered the possibility of, right?

      No. Predicted as in we already see the wars being fought over the economic conditions arising from a lack of it elsewhere.

      Believe it or not, you can live without Internet, oil, air conditioning or even meat. But if drinking the local well water is gone, or "just" poisons you, you can't survive. You'll kill not for gold or ideology, but for water to drink, or to prevent your kids/wife/etc from dying of thirst. The ironic bit is we will poison the local well water via fracking for gas, so we can have "cheap" oil to fight for farther distant oil fields.

    3. Re:Peak Water by alen · · Score: 2

      yep

      but then every war has been about resources and religion or anything like that

    4. Re:Peak Water by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The ironic bit is we will poison the local well water via fracking for gas, so we can have "cheap" oil to fight for farther distant oil fields.

      Fracking doesn't poison ground water*, but disregarding that piece of mis-information, and assuming it to be true; we have technology for water purification and if it takes less energy and costs less to decontaminate the water for the few people affected than the large value and energy from frack-gas, then it totally makes sense to carry on, and for the frackers to supply the people affected with water purification systems.

      You can take water, add cyanide (or arsenic, or barium sulfate, or whatever), remove the cyanide, and drink the water with no ill effects. Poisoned or contaminated ground water is not really a big deal when you have access to technology and energy to operate that technology. In fact in a lot of places the ground water is naturally poisonous.

      * The chemicals used in fracking are detergents, they probably don't taste good, but they aren't poisonous. Fracking is also not done to the water table, but far below the water table to fossil water which is often poisonous due to contamination with arsenic, uranium and other heavy metals. One possible way that fracking can poison ground water is if the casing supplying fracking pressure to the well breaks leaching poisonous fossil water into the water table, though I don't know of any instances of this actually occuring.

    5. Re:Peak Water by MrNaz · · Score: 2

      Yea! We don't need no stinkin' ecosystem! We got technologies! Raaa!

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  3. getting worse by jbmartin6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    And now all the pot farming is going to make it even worse.

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  4. Better late than never, Slashdot by Gothmolly · · Score: 2

    People have been talking about this ever since (and likely before) T Boone Pickens stole the water in western TX.

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    1. Re:Better late than never, Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nonsense! This is nothing more than a fake liberal crisis by King Obama! Its a conspiracy to turn the country into a commie state and kill capitalism!

      The solution is obviously to give corporations the power to monetize water! Only by deregulating water and allowing the free market to decide things will things be solved!

    2. Re:Better late than never, Slashdot by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People have been talking about this ever since (and likely before) T Boone Pickens stole the water in western TX.

      Texas has uniquely dumb laws that let you suck up whatever water is underneath your land.

      So if you own a couple acres on the edge of a giant underground reservoir that spans several counties, you are allowed to drain the entire reservoir from your property.

      Texas tried to mitigate this by allowing for local water boards, but they get bullied/sued if they don't allow the resource extraction.
      Read more here: http://www.mensjournal.com/magazine/print-view/who-stole-the-water-20140623

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    3. Re:Better late than never, Slashdot by Darinbob · · Score: 2

      The problem is that people actually believe this. Ie, if the government says anything, it is automatically assumed to be a lie by the same people who use much of that water. Coastal towns which tend to be more liberal start conserving (except San Francisco, since they legally yet immorally own a water shed a hundred miles away). Inland farmers tend to be be conservative and are dubious about it, and a subset of those think it's a plot. Their concern number one is that they might have to let some fields die off. People who are not even farmers express deep sadness that a crop might be lost because of government interference in water.

      On the other hand, some conservation rules are a bit messed up. You get rewarded for saving more water, which means that it you paid the price to put in water saving features in your farm a few years ago that you won't get credit for that today. It's a mess, but the ultimate problems are that so many don't want to bother conserving water, there are stupid legacy laws that grant a few groups of people access to all the water they want, and water is so damn cheap that no one cares. We even have several cities that have no such thing as water meters, they figured water was so cheap that why bother trying to keep track of it.

      The last problem is forgetfulness, no one remembers the droughts once they're over and so the old wasteful ways return or else it's an issue to solve later. It's not like droughts are rare in California and yet people always act like it's the first time.

  5. I'm alarmed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    That headline alarmed me!

  6. Just more alarmism from waterists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Waterist like to pretend water is crucial for life and plant development. These are all fabrications from hydrologists who wish to keep their grant money.

  7. Cancerous tumor. by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some time ago I remember reading about a proposal to building an aquaduct from the Snake River in Idaho to Southern California. It reminded me of the metaphor that when a cancerous tumor grows unchecked it will commadeer local blood vessels for its own use.

    1. Re:Cancerous tumor. by ShaunC · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your post contains words that are known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.

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  8. DEsalination plants should be a priority by geekoid · · Score: 2

    for every state along the cost.

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    1. Re:DEsalination plants should be a priority by DudemanX · · Score: 2

      That would be great as it would require bringing nuclear power back in a big way.

    2. Re:DEsalination plants should be a priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Getting most of the salts out is energy intensive. That last few ppm is probably even harder to get out; but that last few ppm is what will eventually salinate the soil. Unless they've solved that problem, they'll have to ban irrigation in any area that uses desalinated water, and ENFORCE the ban.

    3. Re:DEsalination plants should be a priority by oursland · · Score: 2

      We're getting one in Carlsbad, CA, in the north of San Diego County. The upside is that it provides a nice local source of fresh water. The downside is that it costs twice as much per gallon and has a minimum purchase contract, regardless of usage and need.

      California may be experiencing a drought now, but other years this becomes an unnecessary cost that may affect people of differing incomes unequally.

    4. Re:DEsalination plants should be a priority by endeitzslash · · Score: 2

      Actually, the co-location of desalination plants with natural gas power generation is the new rage. I am in TX, so I have a parochial view of it, but this is the near future.

  9. Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by digsbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

    One of the things I was looking for in a house was to be able to supply my own well water. I've got the acreage, and the area is fully developed. All 2 acre lots. Never had a problem with the water table, never should. And I won't need to deal with government restrictions over municipal supplies.

    1. Re:Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by TheReaperD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You say that now but, when that well runs dry, you'll be screaming "why didn't the government do something about this!"

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    2. Re:Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by nblender · · Score: 5, Informative

      Until your well collapses one day and you need to get approval to drill a new one and that approval is not forth-coming because there's now a water-coop that you need to join instead; paying them lots of money to run a pipe to your house and charging you per cubic meter...

      Seen it happen; it's coming.

      My well collapsed and fortunately a permit to drill a new one was a rubber stamp and I have a nice clean (albeit very hard) 10gpm well. Hopefully this well will last until I'm too old to care...

    3. Re:Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by Charliemopps · · Score: 2

      Until your well collapses one day and you need to get approval to drill a new one and that approval is not forth-coming because there's now a water-coop that you need to join instead; paying them lots of money to run a pipe to your house and charging you per cubic meter...

      Seen it happen; it's coming.

      My well collapsed and fortunately a permit to drill a new one was a rubber stamp and I have a nice clean (albeit very hard) 10gpm well. Hopefully this well will last until I'm too old to care...

      I've never gotten a permit to drill a well.
      There are some things the government can't regulate because they're impossible to regulate.
      Granted, I'm lucky that I live in an area where I know people that will borrow me the equipment to do such things. If you're living in the middle of town the rig might become obvious...

    4. Re:Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by Cyberax · · Score: 2

      You have to choose carefully. Watertable is a shared resource, and if it's not replenished then eventually you might find yourself without access to water once a large farm nearby sucks all of it to water plants. Getting information about watertable boundaries is surprisingly complicated.

    5. Re:Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by nine-times · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I might be misunderstanding, but how does having a well protect you from people depleting the groundwater? If the groundwater is depleted, doesn't your well go dry?

    6. Re:Why I'm on a well in a sustainable aquifer. by JimSadler · · Score: 3, Informative

      What usually happens is that the well water starts getting nasty and the well must be drilled a bit deeper to get decent water. There are places out west where good water used to be had at 200 ft. and now the wells have been extended down to 450 ft.. The energy used to lift that water gets more and more expensive.

  10. Re:Streams will run dry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    The Santa Cruz river thru Tucson has been dry for so long, the local joke is the first day that the temp hits 100F, "breaking news, the ice has melted on the Santa Cruz"

    In the 1960's there were pictures of concrete pads on wells that were three to five feet off the ground. Drive I-10 near Pich-a-co Peak (Picacho Peak) and there is a ten foot drop in the highway from ground water subsidence.

    Not new news.....

  11. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by Grey+Geezer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    There is a proposal to built a freshwater pipeline from Lake Superior. I'd prefer to see growth limited to sustainable levels before they start pumping water out of the Great Lakes...but moneyed interests will probably get their way...they usually do.

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  12. we are experiencing something similar by Espectr0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    in northwestern Venezuela we are having the biggest drought in 60 years. We only have 57 days left of water, and that's including with limited use (1 and a half days of water per week!)

    Our water comes by the way of reservoirs, and we depend heavily on rain. Can't remember the last time it rained and we are getting extremely worried

    1. Re:we are experiencing something similar by rahvin112 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sounds like it's time to sacrifice some virgins to the rain god. There are plenty on slashdot if you are recruiting.

    2. Re:we are experiencing something similar by ShaunC · · Score: 2

      Serious question: why isn't Venezuela trading tankers of oil for tankers of fresh water? Doesn't have to be 1:1 of course. Surely there are nations that can provide excess water in return for cheap oil, at least for the time being.

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  13. And you think it's sustainable why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    All of those 2 acre lots are a tiny spot on the water table map that they lie on. Everyone else is sucking up your water and you don't even know it.

  14. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by xfizik · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Pumping out of the Great Lakes would not make Canada happy.

  15. An old Colorado Saying about water applies here: by bobbied · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whiskey is for drinking, water is for fighting.

    This applies to all of the southwest and a lot of the plains. Land is useless for anything but energy production without a supply of water, so you drink your whiskey and fight over the water. This has been true for centuries and will continue to be true for many more.

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  16. PBS covered this by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One of the local farmers said "I expect when we run out this next decade, everyone will be very angry over the decisions we made to plant water-intensive crops in a very arid land for so many years".

    It's like Global Warming.

    It's coming for you whether you believe in it or not.

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  17. Water? Like out of the toilet? by Maltheus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why don't they just use Brawndo? It's the thirst mutilator.

  18. Re:Oh really? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So what alarmist hyper-environmentalist news stories are we to believe? Last time I checked, we had environmentalists screaming that fracking thousands of feet down leaks chemicals (sand, light hydrocarbons) through thousands of feet of permeable geological layers. If these layers are so permeable and the alarmists are telling the trough, how come it takes `thousands` of years to recharge the aquifers?

    The act of fracking, or fracturing, creates many tiny cracks.

    Here's a thought experiment: Stick your head under a bucket of tightly packed soil (mostly clay) in a bottomless bucket and fill it up.

    Now try the same thing after you use a spade on the soil in the bucket for a few minutes.

    Get the picture?

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  19. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The water in the great lakes are already starting to drop. The great lakes consortium states would do just about everything to stop other states from coming in and taking their water. It would be the equivalent of Wisconsin trying to forcibly move all the wealth of silicon valley to green bay.

  20. Lumping everyone together.... by rahvin112 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I really hate when they lump everyone together. The fastest draining aquifer is the Ogallala, which is in the middle of the country, not the west. What this article claims is absolutely not true in 99% of the areas included in that list of states. My state, Utah has one of the most highly regulated water systems in probably the world. We have strict regulations on wells and draw rates that are reviewed and approved by state regulators that will halt all pumping if they detect subsidence in the aquifer. The aquifers are almost uniformly carefully monitored to ensure water levels don't drop, and in some areas near the salt lake they monitor to ensure positive pressure into the lake is maintained so salt water isn't sucked back into the fresh water.

    Yes there are bad situations out there, Las Vegas and Phoenix are terribly managed water systems IMO, favoring growth over conservation. We shouldn't have 6 million people living in a desert that can barely naturally support 1/10 that many. And pumping several hundred thousand acre feet of water over a mountain range for Phoenix is a terrible waste of water, not to mention the water lost to evaporation in the process and the power used.

    But this blanket inclusion of all the western states in this indictment is stupid. Those of us with scarce water resources have carefully managed them for the most part. Utah's been managing water use far longer than most states because it's a scarce commodity and always has been. There is a river in Utah where every single drop is used 7 times before discharge into the Salt Lake and the river isn't very long.

    If you want to talk about water misuse, talk about the areas misusing water and stop lumping the rest of us in with them.

    1. Re:Lumping everyone together.... by slinches · · Score: 2

      We shouldn't have 6 million people living in a desert that can barely naturally support 1/10 that many. And pumping several hundred thousand acre feet of water over a mountain range for Phoenix is a terrible waste of water, not to mention the water lost to evaporation in the process and the power used.

      I get it, you don't like the Central Arizona Project, but without it what would Arizona do with it's share of the Colorado? I think it's better to deliver it to where it's needed (i.e. Phoenix) than sell it to southern California or let it flow into Mexico unused. The areas nearest the river are poor areas for development anyway.

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  21. Re:Get the popcorn by fizzer06 · · Score: 2
    From this article: http://www.nytimes.com/1982/09/26/us/houston-s-great-thirst-is-sucking-city-down-into-the-ground.html/,

    Subsidence, as geologists call the phenomenon, is just one of the unanticipated consequences of rapid growth that have come to plague Houstonians. The city's roads, services, and even the very land beneath it, have been unable to sustain it all.

    and: Moreover, downtown Houston is sinking fast, too. A recent computer simulation of the process suggested that it could sink 14 feet more by the year 2020 if nothing but ground water was used to satisfy future demand.

  22. Is California populated by idiots!!! by FudRucker · · Score: 3, Insightful

    California is sitting next to the largest body of water on the planet, all they need to do is set up some desalination plants to make it potable

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    1. Re:Is California populated by idiots!!! by DudemanX · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Agreed. Now let's work on the hard part of your plan which is convincing people not to be against new wind farms and nuclear plants along the coast.

  23. Proportionate response? by LessThanObvious · · Score: 2

    California Gov Brown Urges a %20 voluntary reduction in usage. The media coverage has been moderate. In a world where something as mundane as a celebrity tweet is news I have to wonder if this is being downplayed to avoid panic? Is there some broad based assumption that somehow next year or the year after is going to be different? I'm concerned that if the next three years are like this one it could be a serious problem to say the least. +1 Brawndo has electrolytes.

  24. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 3, Informative

    There is a treaty with respect to water in the Great Lakes. Not sure how that would affect things.

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  25. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by Mashiki · · Score: 3, Informative

    You mean where they've been at the highest point in a decade because we now seeing a return to normal winter snowfalls? I remember 8 years ago that they were screaming that the end was nigh because the water levels had dropped. This was because we had unseasonably short winters with no heavy snow packs.

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  26. Re: Should the United States accept more foreigner by sumdumass · · Score: 2

    Have you ever seen a recipe for bean soup in the US? half pound of bacon, ham, or smoke jowl, boil the shit out of it, put 2 pounds of soaked navy beans in and boil until tender adding salt and butter to taste at the end. The good tasting recipes will have at least an inch of lard coagulating on the top when the left overs are put into the fridge. But if that didn't sound bad enough, it's usually eaten with fried potatoes and buttered corn bread. (god I'm getting hungry..lol)

    as for rice, the only rice dishes I am familiar with that have any flavor are drenched with something else like General Tso's chicken or sausage of some sorts with peppers, onions, and mushrooms sauteed in butter first..

    Again, poor food choices. But yes, in theory, I would agree with you. I just don't seem to think it would happen in practice often. Americans like flavor.

  27. Re:Streams will run dry by Immerman · · Score: 2

    I've been slacking, hadn't seen that one before.

    Sure, given preservation capabilities far in excess of anything the human species has ever accomplished, and a way to exterminate everyone else up front, you could pull it off. Out here in the real world the laws of thermodynamics require that you assume a steadily diminishing breeding pool to pull that off - only the Midgard Serpent can survive indefinitely by eating it's own tail. As is covered just slightly further down that page - assuming everyone is struggling to survive and half the population eats the other half every month to maintain a sufficient caloric intake we'd only last a few years.

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  28. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by lagomorpha2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That said if you have a lawn and your shower/bath water doesn't provide the primary water to the landscaping, you are part of the problem too.

    If you still believe in the concept of lawns you are part of the problem.

    At what point did people start thinking that spending resources planting and maintaining a monoculture of sterile inedible grass was a good idea? Did golf players do this to us? The same area and resources could be used for everyone to have fresh vegetables growing around thier homes except:
    1) homeowners associations and baby boomers would throw a fit
    2) Americans don't eat vegetables anyway

  29. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by Commontwist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And yet you have farm, home, and cottage owners living near the shore of Lake Manitoba in the province of Manitoba screaming about the lake getting too much water from the Portage Diversion due to all the recent flooding.

    If all the excess flood water could be piped South to thirsty states every spring that would likely make more than just the Lake Manitoba residents happy. Heck, the capital of Winnipeg has a floodway designed to prevent the city from becoming the center of a lake (check out a satellite image south of the city 1997)

  30. Re:Get the popcorn by Cyberax · · Score: 2

    Mild salt content is not a problem if there's at least some rainfall. Salted ground becomes a problem if you rely ONLY on irrigation.

  31. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by phantomfive · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sad thing is Los Angeles is right there on the ocean......they have plenty of water if they would just purify it instead of stealing it from half of the rest of the country.

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  32. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by El+Puerco+Loco · · Score: 2

    I live one block away from the Niagara river. Out of curiosity I compared the rate that I pay for water with the residential rates for Phoenix and L.A. My rates are the highest. No wonder the west is running out of water.

  33. Re:Should the United States accept more foreigners by ranton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Food is not cheap. Taking inflation into account, food prices are at an all-time high on a global basis. They're even higher than they were during World War II, when rationing was in place.

    The price of food increasing far faster than wages has in fact resulted in more poverty, which has in fact resulted in more obesity is many nations around the world.

    The parent post should have said developed countries instead of modern world, because in developed countries food certainly is cheap. In 1900 families spent 43% of their money on food, while in 2003 it was 13%. Food is incredibly cheap by historical standards, about a third of the cost of food 100 years ago. source

    Poverty only correlates to obesity in areas where food is abundant. Then the same incapability to delay gratification that causes poverty also causes obesity. One does not cause the other, they have the same root cause.

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  34. Re:And what's even funnier by mirix · · Score: 3, Informative

    Oh no! Kids in Seattle must not have rotten teeth. The horror!

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  35. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by Mashiki · · Score: 2

    That is patently false. 2013 was the lowest point in all of recorded history. It has gone up slightly for the season, as it always does.

    Really? Best let environment canada know that their data is incorrect. After all, it appears that the water levels are above the lowest recorded, and in many cases at the highest point in a decade.

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  36. Re:Should the United States accept more foreigners by David+Jao · · Score: 2

    For those with access to a supermarket, a combination of lack of time, lack of education, and lack of ability to delay gratification that causes people to eat junk food. Not money.

    None of the above. For most poor and even lower-middle class families, the limiting factor is lack of access to food preparation equipment and facilities. Low-income housing often lacks a kitchen. Even if you have a kitchen, one often lacks appliances; trying to subsist on unprocessed food without a refrigerator or a stove is difficult to put it mildly. Families near the poverty line move from place to place a lot, often on short notice in response to evictions. There's no way they could maintain possession of bulky appliances under such circumstances, not to mention an adequate inventory of cookware.

    Poor families are really living on the edge, much more than you realize. Once you get to the point where you can't afford a security deposit for an apartment, a lot of options close off. Food preparation is one of them.

  37. Re:Colorado has California over a barrel by JackieBrown · · Score: 2

    Don't worry. We'll just take water from our half

  38. your reality is ludicrous by Thud457 · · Score: 2
    No joke.

    The Famous Senate Restaurant Bean Soup Recipe

    2 pounds dried navy beans
    four quarts hot water
    1 1/2 pounds smoked ham hocks
    1 onion, chopped
    2 tablespoons butter
    salt and pepper to taste

    Wash the navy beans and run hot water through them until they are slightly whitened. Place beans into pot with hot water. Add ham hocks and simmer approximately three hours in a covered pot, stirring occasionally. Remove ham hocks and set aside to cool. Dice meat and return to soup. Lightly brown the onion in butter. Add to soup. Before serving, bring to a boil and season with salt and pepper. Serves 8.

    You are correct, they like it with a lot of pork. /snrk

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