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Man Booted From Southwest Flight and Threatened With Arrest After Critical Tweet

CanHasDIY writes The old saying goes, "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." A man learned the consequences Sunday, after Tweeting about his experience with a rude Southwest gate attendant: "A Minnesota man and his two sons were asked to leave a Southwest Airlines flight after the man sent a tweet complaining about being treated rudely by a gate agent. Duff Watson said he was flying from Denver to Minneapolis on Sunday and tried to board in a spot for frequent flyer privileges he held and take his sons, ages 6 and 9, with him, even though they had a later spot to board the plane. The agent told him that he would have to wait if he wanted to board with his children. Watson replied that he had boarded early with them before and then sent out a tweet that read 'RUDEST AGENT IN DENVER. KIMBERLY S. GATE C39. NOT HAPPY @SWA.' Watson told TV broadcaster KARE in Minneapolis on Wednesday that after he boarded, an announcement came over the plane asking his family to exit the aircraft. Once at the gate, the agent said that unless the tweet was deleted, police would be called and the family would not be allowed back onboard." He gave into the threat, deleted the Tweet, and was allowed to board a later flight. Southwest, as one could have predicted, offered a boilerplate "apology" and vouchers.

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  1. Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Kimberly sure sounds like a cunt.

    1. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Southwest has gone downhill fast in recent years. I guess their popularity went to their heads. I've been a fan of Delta recently.

    2. Re:Damn I used to like southwest by hondo77 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Wait, you're actually complaining that Southwest didn't let your family cut ahead of others? Really? Here's a tip: next time you have an A ticket and your family has B tickets and you all want to sit together, why don't you slip back into the B group.

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  2. Re:name and location tweeted... by DaHat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Using publically visible information (nametag & gate sign) to state an opinion constitutes harassment?

    God help the reviewers on Yelp or Angie'sList who give their opinions on different businesses.

  3. What?!? by SternisheFan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So any online criticism of any company has to be a "happy" criticism? The "truth" is no longer welcome? What a screwed up world.

    1. Re:What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

      Exactly WHEN ha the truth been welcomed with open arms? Not on /. and not everywhere else?

      Truth is people let their own biases blind their sight, and prefer to kill or maim the messengers.

    2. Re:What?!? by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is madness?!?

      This... is... Southwest... Airlines...!!!! (Kicks guy off plane)

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    3. Re:What?!? by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "Truth" You've obviously never seen the UK series Airline. Agents gladly *cause* people to miss flights. Never piss an agent off. They didn't criticize the company, but the company's agent. She got them back. oops, missed your flight.

    4. Re:What?!? by EvilJoker · · Score: 2

      And apparently follows the Twitter feed like a hawk.
      Seriously, who (outside of the corporate social media team) follows their employer's Twitter feed closely enough to respond while he was still there?

    5. Re:What?!? by Imrik · · Score: 2

      Someone who was told by the person that he was going to tweet about it.

    6. Re:What?!? by Megol · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Also observe that nobody stopped the man in question from tweeting anything, it's just that the airline after reading the tweet decided it didn't want to transport this person. And that is fully legal.

    7. Re:What?!? by felixrising · · Score: 4, Informative

      This is not new.... you can get yourself sued for writing a (honest but) negative review.... http://www.forbes.com/sites/in...

    8. Re:What?!? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Interesting

      and threatened to have him arrested? you think that's fully legal? but they (air waitresses) have so much power, they likely COULD cook up something that would cause the guy to go to jail. its absurd that attendants have this much power, but lately in the last 10 or so years, they do. its bullshit but they do have power over you.

      if I was the guy being abused like this, I'd ask them 'have you ever heard of the streisand effect. I'll wait, you go look it up and then come back and see if you want the PR fallout that you're gonna get. go google it. here, use my phone.'

      no shit, I'd put them on the worry, or at least give them some insight as to the huge mistake THEY are about to make.

      they could still cause me trouble, but I would NOT delete a post (I don't tweet or fb) on some company's request unless what I said was truly illegal or against some contract (like an employment contract). but being a CUSTOMER and being threatened with jail unless you remove your freedom-of-speech right, that's just beyond what I would put up with.

      at least the story made the news, so the end effect of his post is now the same and the airline did NOT win this time out.

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    9. Re:What?!? by gl4ss · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And that is fully legal.

      NO, IT FUCKING ISN'T!

      I seriously doubt their soliciting for getting people to fly with them includes notification of that "if you think we're rude then we will not fly you and just take your money".

      I mean, think about it. He paid for a service to be transported and they cancelled that contract based on that he tweeted the one person being rude. Why do you think that would be a legal way of doing things? taking money and not delivering their end of the contract? you also think it's legal for them to just sell tickets and then not fly at all?

      Now do you think it would be legal for best buy to come to your house and take your tv away because you stated publicly that the salesman was an ass who tried to rudely pressure you into buying extended warranty? fuck no.

      and why do you think they back pedaled? because what they did was "normal"? fuck no it wasn't. the criticized person was just using the powers he had for ANOTHER PURPOSE(purpose of keeping the plane safe) to make him delete the tweet that could negatively affect her career.

      so next up - when you complain that comcast is a bunch of fuckers online you think it's also legal for them to cancel your internet.... with that kind of attitudes no wonder americans are corporate bitches getting bled dry into debt.

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    10. Re:What?!? by easyTree · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Have the police now become nothing more than an enforcement organization? Will they attend and enforce the will of whoever calls them first? Does it need to be a business? Is there a membership fee?

      Isn't there any remnant of the idea that they are there to enforce....*the law* ? If so, what was the crime which required a their presence?

    11. Re:What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      I kinda agree with you, and kinda really don't.
      They're basically tasked with managing a flying sardine can full of people, an appreciable percentage of which can't even act like they're more civilized than fucking animals. Someone in a similar position of responsibility on your average trip across the Atlantic in ye olden days would simply have thrown the dude's ass over the side.
      It seems we've made progress.

      That being said, it's pretty obvious that this was abuse of power, but in no way suggestive that said "air waitress" should not have the power to evict motherfuckers off planes before they take off, especially if they perceive said fuckwad being a problem once the tinderbox is up in the air, and she's facing down the lot of you shitheads solo.

      Disclaimer: I fly a lot. Airline passengers make me embarrassed for our species.

    12. Re:What?!? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you should stop conflating "shit that i think is mean and bad for businesses to do" with "illegal". It makes you look stupid.
      The guy can most definitely file a tort suit against the airline. But are you actually proposing that a carrier of human cargo not be allowed to refuse service?

    13. Re:What?!? by countach · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If he'd claimed to be kicked off because he was black/white/gay or whatever, there'd be outrage. But because he was only exercising his free speech rights, people don't care that much.

    14. Re:What?!? by redalien · · Score: 2

      I turned up late for checkin on a budget flight once. No bags, no boarding pass, a couple of minutes after the deadline for checking in. If I'd printed the pass at home it would have been fine, but I was stupid. Went to the desk, was very polite, they ummed-and-arred for a while, phoned through to check with someone that I'd have time to board, and eventually printed my boarding pass. Once I passed security I saw the plane was delayed by 2 hours.

    15. Re:What?!? by RivenAleem · · Score: 3, Funny

      No wait, this is a GOOD thing. Given how hard it can be to cancel your account with some places, the ability to have it cancelled in 145 characters or less is a major step forward

    16. Re:What?!? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

      I kinda agree with you, and kinda really don't.
      That being said, it's pretty obvious that this was abuse of power, but in no way suggestive that said "air waitress" should not have the power to evict motherfuckers off planes before they take off, especially if they perceive said fuckwad being a problem once the tinderbox is up in the air, and she's facing down the lot of you shitheads solo.
      Disclaimer: I fly a lot. Airline passengers make me embarrassed for our species.

      Yes. And I'd say THAT's what changed over the last 25 years. Flying has been something special and passengers did not see paying for an airline ticket as an invitation to act like jerks. But with Joe Sixpack and his guys taking a plane to their booze trip to Mallorca.

      And every passenger should be glad that drunk people or people who insist to smoke or pee on the floor (google for the celebrity...) are thrown out. It's not that the "air waitresses" have gained more power to do so. It's more people acting up like that!

      And it's not the "air waitress" who has any power to do so. It's the captain, who is in full command and full responsibility for the vessel. And like captain at sea, this means full disciplinary command over crew and payload (self stowing* or not)

      *Yes, that's what we are: self stowing payload.

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    17. Re:What?!? by Shoten · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No rights were violated unless Southwest Airlines recently became government owned.

      Also observe that nobody stopped the man in question from tweeting anything, it's just that the airline after reading the tweet decided it didn't want to transport this person. And that is fully legal.

      Actually, you're right...up to the point where the police might get involved. Also, the power that flight attendants and gate agents have (which is backed by the FAA, whereby refusal to comply with their orders is a felony...I kid you not) also crosses the line between private entity/government. Since Kimberly *cough* fucking cunt *cough* had that power backing her up, I would say this does indeed become a First Amendment situation.

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  4. Customer service? by Calibax · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Pulling a family off a flight and threatening to summon the police seems pretty intense. They must have done something very bad. What? One of them tweeted about poor customer service before entering the aircraft? That's it?

    Did the SWA agent seriously think that threatening the family with not being able to fly and reporting the man to the police (for what?) unless he deleted the tweet would be the end of it? Did the agent think the whole thing would be erased from everyone's memory and it would be as if nobody complained? That's not the way it works. Now everyone in her management chain knows who she is, and not in a good way. Creating a PR incident like this will not go without notice. It's a variant of the Streisand effect.

    It's not important to the story, but at least one airline I've flown has figured out that it's good customer service to allow people who spend a lot of money travelling on their airline have their children treated to the same boarding privilege - especially as it costs the airline nothing to do so.

    1. Re:Customer service? by ruir · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would fire the agent for starters, and whoever was involved.

    2. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually outside of the US it seems to be common practice to ask people with young families to board first anyway. It would be for two reasons, the first one is it looks good to look after the children. Second and perhaps the biggest is families take longer to get settled in, young kids need a lot of assistance and you generally have to carry an inordinate amount of crap. If you are blocking the aisle while you buckle seat belts and the like you are slowing the whole boarding process. So it makes sense - send them in with first and business class.

    3. Re:Customer service? by DaHat · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Did the agent think the whole thing would be erased from everyone's memory and it would be as if nobody complained?

      To play devils advocate... maybe.

      While from time to time we hear stories like this of some employee who acts in a rather bad way PR wise... how often do you think similar events happen and that we never hear about them? Probably a lot more.

      The morning after a canceled connection flight I had a gate agent threaten to call security on me for using the word 'safety' with regards to my knees being impacted against the seat in front of me on the upcoming flight.

      Granted... it was an excuse for her as she didn't like my attitude (I didn't like having to employ it), I didn't call the media or tweet about the incident, I just pledged to avoid that airline in future... and later upgraded it to a blanket ban after the next time I used the airline (4 years later) a similar event happened where my connecting flight was cancelled and trapping me in the same airport.

    4. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

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    5. Re:Customer service? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually outside of the US it seems to be common practice to ask people with young families to board first anyway.

      Yeah, it often is within the U.S. too, particularly for infants and very young children. But I mostly see it used for parents with kids in strollers or whatever, not for older kids or even relatively small kids.

      If you are blocking the aisle while you buckle seat belts and the like you are slowing the whole boarding process. So it makes sense - send them in with first and business class.

      Yeah, the problem is the escalation of fee structures in recent years. 15 years ago your policy made perfect sense. But now most airlines charge for any checked baggage, which means more people stuff everything into larger carry-ons, and many planes don't have enough room to stuff everyone's bag in.

      So, everyone's worried about boarding early enough so that they don't have to have their bag stuffed 10 seats behind them, which will make them the last off the plane.

      But, of course, it isn't enough for airlines to charge fees for checked bags -- now they figured out that people don't want to worry about the hassle of finding space for their carry-on, so now for an extra fee many airlines will let you board early (with business class or whatever).

      So, it makes it really hard for the airlines to "give away" that option to families to board earlier, when somebody else in coach paid $35 or whatever that day for that privilege. In addition, there seem to be a lot of folks out there who assume that anyone travelling with a small child on a plane must be an evil person wanting to annoy other travelers deliberately by bringing a kid on board (when the reality is that most parents know they usually only travel with small kids on planes when there is no other reasonable choice). So, it will just lead to even more (unjustified?) feelings of unfairness if these parents are given seemingly special privileges.

      It's the same crap that causes people to cut people off or not let people merge in traffic. Sometimes it's worth a really insignificant sacrifice to let everything flow better, and letting the kids on early would probably make the entire boarding process faster and smoother. But most people would probably just resent it... and so airlines don't do it anymore.

    6. Re:Customer service? by Yaztromo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      I promise the plane won't take off without you. What, are you in a hurry to cram yourself into an airline seat instead of enjoying the comfort of the airport lounge for another 10 minutes or so? Entitled much?

      Yaz

    7. Re:Customer service? by DaHat · · Score: 2

      You assume that security being called on me would have allowed me to board my flight as I had planned.

      That being said, I am not saying both situations are the same, my point was and is that I expect that this story is not unique and that only a portion of them do we ever hear about.

    8. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 3, Interesting

      " everyone's worried about boarding early enough so that they don't have to have their bag stuffed 10 seats behind them"

      I blame the assholes who have seats in the rear, but stuff their carryons in the front because they're too lazy to carry them up and down the aisle.

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    9. Re:Customer service? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      Huh? How does that produce greater efficiency? Let's see, we could:

      (1) Let families board with the first half-dozen groups of random people with various privileges ("Now let's have our first class..." [2 people board, a minute later] "Now let's have business class..." [5 people board, two minutes later] "Now let's have our elite Silver whoop-di-do members..." [no one boards, three minutes later] "Now let's have our Bronze not-so-much-whoop members" [2 guys from the back take 30 seconds to realize they were called and slowly make their way up, chatting on their phones the whole way]... etc., etc.).

      In that case, the families could get settled with almost no one else on the plane, and almost no one else in economy trying to find their seats.

      OR...

      (2) We wait until last, and the families join the end of the long line stopped almost at the gate itself of people waiting to get on. The families with more bags per person and more people to strap in and get settled in their seats per person then spend 10 minutes wandering up and down the aisles trying to find places for their bags and get their kids settled... while the attendants get increasingly testy as they have to go up and down reopening luggage bins and find a pillow for Jr. since he's asleep on Dad's shoulder and no one on the plane wants him to wake up when he's strapped in the seat. And the plane is now going to take off late because we needed 15 minutes to board 10 whoop-di-do members who didn't have to do anything, but now it's crunch-time for the parents who could have already been settled in.

      I completely understand why airlines do NOT let families on early, because they now charge people extra for those privileges. But if they were trying to maximize efficiency instead of profits, it would definitely make sense to move the families on when fewer people are obstacles on the plane.

    10. Re:Customer service? by aralin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      More, she needs to be charged with extortion.

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    11. Re:Customer service? by DexterIsADog · · Score: 5, Informative

      Spoken like someone who doesn't have kids. He wasn't line cutting - he just wanted his kids with him so they could sit together.

      Yes, he "just wanted his kids with him", so he CUT THE LINE. Hey guess what OTHER way he could have had his kids with him? By getting on board with them in their assigned boarding spot!

    12. Re:Customer service? by Cryacin · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere.

      Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

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    13. Re:Customer service? by Zaelath · · Score: 4, Insightful

      TBH, the only reason I want to get on first is to make sure I can put my one bag in the overhead luggage, instead of getting on late and having to explain to a bunch of yahoos that their purse/satchel/gift/other trash belongs under the seat in front of them and not overhead blocking a bag that doesn't fit under the seat.

    14. Re:Customer service? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I say, throw a knife into a group of waiting passengers and let the first one to emerge alive board first.

      In other words, let the invisible hand of the free market decide.

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    15. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      How common is ad-hoc seating? Surely in most cases, seats are allocated at check-in.

      This story is about Southwest Airlines, and ad-hoc seating is all they do. I feel sorry for the unlucky bastard who gets on last and sits in the pilot seat. They really pack them to the brim now, and phone in the flying and beverage services.

    16. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      SWA, the airline in this story doesn't do assigned seats - first come gets the best seats. That's why boarding order is important on this airline.

    17. Re:Customer service? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      They have a set limit. There's a little metal basket that if your bag can't fit in you're not supposed to take it on the plane. The fault lies largely with the airlines for not enforcing it, but also partially with passengers who don't give a fuck because the rules don't apply to them.

    18. Re:Customer service? by Cramer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who gives a shit? He was told no, bitched about it, and the asshole gate monkey had a fucking fit over it. a) she has ZERO right to have him remove the comment [acting with government authority, that's a 1st amendment violation], b) she has no authority to remove them from the plane over it, and c) the only police actionable crime was HERS. Any frustration on his part is understandable; hers, on the other hand, is criminally inexcusable -- dealing with irate, unhappy people is 90% of her damned job.

      Sadly, this is exactly the sort of bullshit over-reaching of authority many people have at airports (esp. big busy ones) -- all the way down to the janitors. (the I-work-here-and-have-a-key-card mentality.)

    19. Re:Customer service? by dreamchaser · · Score: 2

      Southwest has never had assigned seating. It's first come first served.

    20. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 2

      If you board rear to front, you have assholes in the rear who are too lazy to lug their carryons up/down the aisle putting them in the front bins.

      Then, you have front passengers going to up/down the aisle and needing to pass each other to put their carryons in the rear.

      Repeat the whole process when deplaning.

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    21. Re:Customer service? by epiccollision · · Score: 5, Interesting

      flight attendants are great at finding a place for oversized luggage clogging up the overhead bins. if the overhead bin is full sit your carryon on your lap and when they ask why it isn't stowed they will fix it or stow your bag nearby...

    22. Re:Customer service? by sribe · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You mean SWA should be charged with extortion? She was acting on behalf of the company.

      I'm pretty sure she was far outside the scope of the authority the company granted her to act.

    23. Re:Customer service? by grahamsz · · Score: 3, Informative

      That annoys me too. I usually pay to check my bag specifically so I can feel entitled putting my camera/laptop bag in the overhead bin and getting a little more legroom for myself. Having to cram stuff at my feet because others are too cheap to check cases (or even gate check them when it's free) is frustrating.

    24. Re:Customer service? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      5kg? Do you have any idea what a slashdotter's gaming laptop weighs?

    25. Re:Customer service? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I avoid checked luggage because I'm tired of the airline losing my checked luggage, the extra delays at the other end for collecting the checked luggage etc. It's not like I can actually fit my legs under the chair in front of me anyway on the economy seats I've flown with.

    26. Re:Customer service? by ultranova · · Score: 2

      Creating a PR incident like this will not go without notice.

      Yes... but what will the effect be? Will people avoid Southwest Airlines? Can they (afford to) avoid them? Or do they simply avoid any criticism since they know that will invite retaliation?

      I think the US is already past the tipping point, where stories like this won't cause a backlash so much as accomodation. People can only be treated as helpless subjects of the powers that be for so long before they internalize the attitude, after all.

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    27. Re:Customer service? by ultranova · · Score: 4, Funny

      What's this socialist bullshit about providing a "free" knife? Use your shoelaces to strangle people, hippie.

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    28. Re:Customer service? by fluffy99 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would fire the agent for starters, and whoever was involved.

      The gate agent was correct in telling him he could move back in the line to join his kids, but they couldn't cut in line and move up to join him. That's the policy and they tell you this when asking you to line up. The guy was in the wrong and then whined on twitter about how they didn't bend over to kiss his ass. His tweet naming the person could be construed as harassment or slander.

      Pulling him off the plane was a poor reaction, even if the intent was just to just to ask him to delete the tweet or at least revise it to delete the persons name. I suspect the agent threatened to call security and have him removed because he continued to be an ass, but that would be a one-sided opinion just like the guy claiming they were rude and threatened him.

    29. Re:Customer service? by msauve · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever tried to climb up an inflatable slide?

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    30. Re:Customer service? by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      kids in strollers

      Most strollers are too big to take as carry on.

      Strollers are always gate checked. You wheel the stroller down the jetway, take your kids out, and leave it by the door. After everyone has boarded, either the gate agent or the ramp gate crew will take the strollers and any carry-on bags that didn't fit in the overhead bins and stowes them in either the bulk bin(for widebody aircraft) or the front compartment (generally bin 1) in the belly of the plane (this bin is usually the last one filled up in an aircraft). When the aircraft lands that bin is the first one open and the gate crew takes the strollers and leaves them by the door of the plane. The gate checked bags end up at baggage claim or transferred to a connecting flight. But if you are flying with a stroller, you really don't need to bring your every day stroller that seats 4, has 6 cup holders, and has enough storage space you could live out of it for a month on your 5-day vacation to wherever. Those things are a bitch to try to lug up those stairs, especially when you have 4 of them. The small ones that fold up (some even have carrying bags with a shoulder strap) are so much easier and lighter. I have worked as a gate agent and on the ramp on gate crews at the busiest airport in the world, and my advice is this: make things as easy as you can for the crews, and your things are less likely to get damaged. Not out of malice, but because the amount of gate checks gets larger every year and right before departure is the busiest time for the gate crew.

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    31. Re:Customer service? by JWSmythe · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No, you really want them to board first.

      For the last year, up until last month, I was barely able to walk. I still had to fly for work. I boarded flights with the kids and anyone else that needed help.

      The parent doesn't just stow their stuff and sit down. They stow the kids bags, get the kids to sit down, shut up, buckles on, no you can't go to the bathroom, blah, blah, blah.

      For me, it took me about 4x as long just to get down the airway. A guy barely walking down the ramp with passengers walking normal speed definitely held up the flow, no matter how much room I tried to leave. I still got held up by the parents with kids, and I didn't care. I'd just sit on the nearest armrest until they were done.

      You don't want me, or the parents with kids slowing you down. People are assholes enough boarding planes.

      If you wait for them to board last, now you'll have parents trying to stow bags in the last few spots (if there are any), trying to get the kids in their seats at the same time, and having the kid(s) climbing over other passengers.

      For me, barely able to walk, if I had to take the window seat, that would mean everyone in the other seat(s) would have to move. Walking on a cane, I wasn't able to just squeeze by anyone, especially if there were no good seats available. It was still hard just to get *to* the window seat.

      And before any of you complain, since surgery I can walk fine. The cane is retired at least for another 30 years.

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    32. Re:Customer service? by pablo_max · · Score: 2

      Why? Because you are impatient? Are you going to get there faster if you are the first one in your seat?

      Beside, it is much harder for a parent to get the kid settled in a full plane. I think you know how much maneuvering room plane how nowadays.

    33. Re:Customer service? by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "that's the policy."

      yeah, we're robots with no brains. we follow orders. don't question stupid rules and never use human judgement. we are humans, but we should be thought of as cattle.

      yup, I fully agree.

      we should do what we are told and stop thinking. yup, I fully agree. that's pure wisdom. we need more people like you and me. world would be a lot better if we all just shut up and do as we're told.

      USA USA USA!

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      "It is now safe to switch off your computer."
    34. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually not really. Imaging you are a family of 4. Mum is leading the two kids and dad is carrying all the bags looking a bit like a stressed donkey. Try as dad might I can guarantee you that some of the seats are going to get whacked by those bags as you go down those incredibly narrow aisles. Now your choice. Would you rather the chair get hit with the bag or your face get hit by the bag. It's not on purpose and god knows parents will do everything (including drugging their kids) to not have them impact others but sometimes it will impact other people. You will only understand this when you have kids yourself.

    35. Re:Customer service? by easyTree · · Score: 2

      Nevertheless, she was using powers granted by the company to enforce her will; from the customer's perspective, SWA was acting to prevent his family-subset from flying.

      If she's had said... "unless you delete that tweet, I will not speak to you during the flight" that would have carried less weight and might have been interpreted as personal.

    36. Re:Customer service? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Also I would add. I have done a large number of long haul flights with my two girls and I learnt something from a pilot I met once. His advice was carry the kids car seat and put them in that. So now you will see me wheeling a compact fold up pram with two car seats precariously balanced on top of them as I make my way through the airport. When I get on the plane the car seat gets strapped into the chair and the kid into the car seat.

      Two big reasons - 1 the can't get out of those. 5 point harness and a kid proof clip. 2 the first time my eldest had a seat of her own was the worst flight of my life. She would fall asleep in her chair and slump against the airplane seat belt. It would slowly loosen off till she fell out of the seat. Can you imaging the horror of a 2 year old who keeps being woken up every 15 minutes on a 24 hour flight... Oh dear god.... I spent 5 hours on the last leg walking back and forth in the crew area carrying her as it was the only way to stop the screaming.......

    37. Re:Customer service? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 2

      That's all good reason for boarding them last - so they don't slow down those who can board quickly.

      I promise the plane won't take off without you. What, are you in a hurry to cram yourself into an airline seat instead of enjoying the comfort of the airport lounge for another 10 minutes or so? Entitled much?

      Yaz

      What are you smoking? Have you never been late for a connecting flight?

      The plane actually WILL take of without you.

    38. Re:Customer service? by Cederic · · Score: 2

      So his time isn't more important than everyone else. Accepted.
      But his time isn't less important than everyone else either. So why shouldn't he have the opportunity to keep his bag close to him and benefit from the same ease of disembarking that everybody else enjoys?

    39. Re: Customer service? by DamnOregonian · · Score: 3, Funny

      I actually pay more for the front seats because they're made of leather, recline further, and the nice stewardess feeds me free alcohol for the entire flight. Usually by the time we land, I'm not really too concerned about where the exit is.

    40. Re:Customer service? by KingOfBLASH · · Score: 2

      That's brilliant. Sir, I tip my hat to you.

    41. Re:Customer service? by jittles · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have a great solution for this. Everytime I see this happening, I take the bag down and pop it on the floor on a vacant seat. Eventually the bag makes it into the overhead lockers... somewhere. Enjoy your flight Mr. Type - A person, and then enjoy finding your damn bag because you left it out of your sight.

      I think I've been on a plane with you sir, and I salute you wholeheartedly. One time a guy game from the back of the plane mid-flight (fasten seat belt light is on due to turbulence mind you), walks to the front row and starts looking for his bag. He can't find it and starts going through the overhead bins. He gets halfway through the plane on one side before a flight attendant came up and asked him what he was doing. He said someone stole his bag off the plane and went crazy. Flight attendant finally told him to sit down and to not look for his bag again or they would land the plane and the local police would help him find his bag when they hauled him off (this due to his belligerence). It all makes sense now!

    42. Re:Customer service? by retchdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And before any of you complain, since surgery I can walk fine.

      Did you just apologize to a bunch of whiny pricks for being crippled?! What the fuck, man?

      I'm glad you got surgery. Thanks for the account of your experiences.

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      "They were pure niggers." – Noam Chomsky
  5. Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How did Southwest find out about this tweet?

    Do they have a team of people sitting around watching a Twitter feed, so that if anyone mentions Southwest they can pounce?

    If so, good job guys! You really saved the day here. SWA stock is going to go up tomorrow for sure! :^)

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    1. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by hduff · · Score: 5, Insightful

      AFAIK, he told the agent he made the tweet, so his "I'll show you" attitude figured into the equation. The agents' "You're not the boss of me" attitude was also a part. Result: Two asshats vie for the title of "Biggest Dick". And they both won.

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      "I believe in Karma. That means I can do bad things to people all day long and I assume they deserve it." : Dogbert
    2. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Belial6 · · Score: 2

      Well, I can definitely say that the person who threatens to bring guns into it is the bigger dick.

    3. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely. Have a bad day, make one wrong judgment call, and see your livelihood vanish. Good luck getting another job.

      Fired? Maybe not, unless this was a pattern of bad behavior. Suspended for a week or two? Yes, absolutely.

      Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?

      Just my opinion, but this goes beyond a minor "flaw" or a slight error in judgment. The guy had already shown his willingness to publicize his dissatisfaction by tweeting about a minor inconvenience, and this employee provided him with a much worse story to tell. Any person with common sense should have seen this as the potential for some seriously bad publicity.

      There were many ways to handle this and defray the damage from the initial tweet, from a sincere apology and perhaps offer for free future tickets or upgrade (if the employee wanted to use kindness) or a response tweet thanking the customer for his feedback and also thanking all the other customers for following the rules (if the employee wanted to be passive aggressive but still make a point).

      Escalating a minor disagreement with a customer into a public fight is just not a good idea, and employees who can't avoid that do deserve punishment. Customers can be jerks sometimes. Employees have a corporate image to uphold, though, and they need to aspire to a higher standard -- they're getting paid to be there. The customer was not.

    4. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by dcollins · · Score: 2

      "Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?"

      Probably a place where police/SWAT don't show up with machine guns if he whines "Timmy's being mean to me".

      --
      We know where leadership by an anti-intellectual "strongman" who scapegoats minorities and likes boisterous rallies goes
    5. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by sribe · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Where do you work, I wonder, that you believe people who have flaws, like we all do, should be treated like used tissues?

      I've worked in retail. I've dealt with real assholes. I have NEVER EVER even come anywhere near the kind of absolutely unacceptable behavior exhibited by this agent, nor did I ever see any my colleagues do anything remotely like it not ever. She absolutely should be fired.

      Complaining to the guy, OK. Calling him off the plane, questionable. Threatening to call the police over a complaint, fired, ASAP.

      Think about it for a minute--why was she so anxious to get rid of the tweet? Because she knew she was going to be in trouble. So instead of trying anything at all to de-escalate, she threatens to call the police, in order to COVER HER OWN ASS.

    6. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 2

      Not changing the boarding order was a judgement call. Threatening to call the police over a critical tweet wasn't a judgement call, that was execrable behavior and the person making that decision should be fired.

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    7. Re:Is there an SWA Twitter police? by Megol · · Score: 2

      We don't know what exactly happened between these two people except for the outcome.

      All people have limits and having a bad day combined with arrogant (male) bitches can make one flip and do something unwise. That's what it's like being human, how is it for you living in your ivory tower?

  6. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by rwven · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The passenger is to blame because the airline threatened legal action over something that wasn't illegal?

    Passenger is an idiot, SWA was criminal.

  7. Re: name and location tweeted... by DaHat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do you assume her consent would be required?

    The airport is a public place and there is little right to privacy or anonymity when in public... doubly so when you are wearing a name tag.

  8. SW Should Pay! by JimSadler · · Score: 2

    Asking customers or others to leave a business has put way too much power in the hands of people unable to handle it. Situations like this deserve a court hearing. At times it may even be in opposition to the Americans With Disabilities Act. For example a stroke victim or a person suffering a mental condition may exhibit unpopular behaviors as a direct consequence of their condition just a Turret's syndrome might cause cursing or obscene utterances. Businesses as well as individuals have to suffer the effects just as the person who bears the illness suffers the effects. Depending upon who is doing the looking even drunken or drug induced behaviors may be a disability. We can not have a pretense that the behavior of an ill person is somehow not part of that person as control is often beyond any abilities that they may have to resist the behaviors. As long as they are non violent I can't see any business denying them access.

    1. Re:SW Should Pay! by Black+Mage+Balthazar · · Score: 2

      Is "Turret's Syndrome" the one where you're always shooting your mouth off?

  9. Give #$%^#% like this 24 or 48 hours by Enry · · Score: 3, Informative

    Maybe it happened, maybe it didn't. But this immediate rush to blame/defend lets rumors fly around while the truth takes its time.

  10. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    harassment/hrasm()nt,harsm()nt/
    noun

            aggressive pressure or intimidation.

    What kind of sycophant would label this tweet as harassment?

    Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

    Finally, it would be great to see the 180 degree flip in reaction if the airline attendant had been male and the passenger had been female with her two young children.

  11. Re: this is messed up.. but what's worse by caladine · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those not familiar with southwest: There is no assigned seating. People board in three groups, A (frequent flyers, people paying extra for early boarding), B and C (everyone else, numbered by check in order). Long story short, he bought the cheap tickets for his kids and wanted a free upgrade. He then threw a fit when he didn't get his way.

  12. He is lucky not being labelled a terrorist... by gweihir · · Score: 5, Insightful

    After all, he committed several unforgivable sins in a police state:
    1. Being critical of authority
    2. Having an opinion about authority, instead of accepting it as god-like
    3. Communicating said opinion

    I see sedition, inciting violence and refusing to let proper authority mishandle him. Of course, if he let them call the police, he would probably have been shot.

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    Most ACs are not even worth the keystrokes to insult them. Be generically insulted by this and ignored otherwise.
  13. Southwest Boarding Policies by MorePower · · Score: 5, Informative

    For those who don't know, boarding order is critical on Southwest. You don't get a seat assignment, its first-come-first-serve, like riding a bus, once you get on the plane.

    You get a boarding pass with A 1 thru 60, B 1 thru 60, or C 1 thru 60 and everyone boards in that order. The A people get great seats and C people get crap (center seats, back of the plane, no seats together for people traveling together, etc).

    Frequent fliers get to skip ahead board between A and B groups (assuming they didn't have and A anyway) which still has lots of good seats free. Families traveling with children 4 or under also get to board before the B group (so they can get seats together).

    This guy probably had high number B or C tickets and wanted to use his "A-list" frequent flier status to board early and get 3 seats together with his kids. But his kids didn't have "A-list" status and where too old to qualify for family boarding so they would have wait for their high boarding number to get on the plane.

    1. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by phizi0n · · Score: 2

      ie. their boarding system is utter shit to begin with.

    2. Re:Southwest Boarding Policies by trout007 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't forget that you can upgrade to A-List for $12.50 a ticket. If it's that important to board with your family pay for the upgrade.

      --
      I love Jesus, except for his foreign policy.
  14. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by Stripe7 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SWA is negligent to their stockholders for not keeping up with the times. They should know all about twitter and the effects 1 annoyed passenger can have. It is a matter of training and putting procedures in place. The Gate attendant was in the right, and could have just made the point that she would be annoying the other priority passengers by giving him priority when he was not due it. SWA management completely mishandled it and blew it out of all proportion by stopping the flight and yanking the passengers thereby making a newsworthy story and giving themselves a very expensive case of bad publicity. It could have been handled by just a tweet explaining the policy and why putting him ahead of others would have been bad for other passengers. Then it would not have been a news story.

  15. 2nd tweet by Ogive17 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would have made a 2nd tweet that Southwest threatened police intervention due to the 1st tweet then asked for the city police (not the airport police)

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    "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
  16. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by pkinetics · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not disagreeing, but clarifying

    The way I read it, he had a 1st class ticket, but his kids were traveling economy. So he was trying to board them at the same time as first class, even though they were not.

    On his other leg, the boarding agent allowed it. But on this portion the boarding agents disagreed.

    So, rather than recognizing that the other agent had been extra nice granting him a privilege, he disparaged the one who followed the rules.

    I'm sure there is more to the story, but the whole thing won't come out cause SW and the agent won't say anything else.

    I also don't doubt that someone went a little excessive, but I suspect both sides overreacted.

  17. This Guy has to be a True A** by njhunter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Every time I fly Southwest, their people are energetic and happy. They are probably the best in the business, probably a class unto themselves. This guy however, with what information has been let out, had to be extreme. I'd "luv" to hear what other passengers thought of his behavior!

  18. this story is missing information by fightinfilipino · · Score: 3, Insightful

    my guess is that things were not as one sided as this story leads to believe.

    just because a passenger is a customer that should be treated with respect does NOT mean that the passenger doesn't have to follow crewmember instructions. if the passenger was being particularly difficult because he had his two snowflakes in tow and did not want to abide by Southwest's procedures, he should not be allowed on the plane.

    given what's happened recently in aviation, one would think safety is important. safety shouldn't be shrugged off merely because a passenger whines when he doesn't get out of the ordinary preferential treatment.

    1. Re:this story is missing information by ThatsMyNick · · Score: 2

      How does making the passenger delete a tweet improve safety?

    2. Re:this story is missing information by mi · · Score: 2

      "bitch"? really? there's no need to call anyone that.

      Yes, there is, of course. As described in TFA, the woman certainly qualifies for the term. Anybody abusing their power over others is a bad person ("bitch", "asshole" — pick your gender-specific name). And, in addition, malicious prosecution — which she threatened to bring upon him — is a felony, you know...

      and perhaps that is the reason: the flight crew considered the tweet intimidation or threatening.

      If complaining on Tweeter about rudeness can be considered either "intimidating" or "threatening" — or, indeed, "interfering" — then the First Amendment is null and void. Is that, what you are telling us?

      "No person may assault, threaten, intimidate, or interfere with a crewmember in the performance of the crewmember's duties aboard an aircraft [emphasis mine -mi]] being operated under this part."

      The gate-agent being talked about was not aboard the aircraft (nor part of the crew). In other words, your citation is invalid and inapplicable even if it were appropriate for a stewardess or a pilot on board.

      the tweet identified someone by name.

      Her name is publicly displayed. There is nothing "intimidating" about repeating it — or even taking pictures.

      there are more reasonable ways to lodge a complaint, and that ain't one of them.

      Whether the victim was "reasonable" or not is not being discussed. The agent threatened him with arrest over his accusing her of rudeness. What else would you blame a victim for? How about posting a negative review of a restaurant? Maybe, we "should be more like Europe" and punish people for that too?

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      In Soviet Washington the swamp drains you.
  19. Re:Execute everyone responsible by pkinetics · · Score: 2

    depends. Are they backseat chair kickers?

  20. airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11 by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 4, Informative

    airports are reduced rights zones after 9/11

  21. Re: name and location tweeted... by Cryacin · · Score: 2

    Awesome would have been if he went all dirty harry on "Kimberly".

    "Go ahead, make my day..."

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    Science advances one funeral at a time- Max Planck
  22. The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by Nutria · · Score: 5, Insightful

    to tweet her rudeness after you land.

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
    1. Re:The lesson here isn't to be quiet, but... by penguinoid · · Score: 2

      to tweet her rudeness after you land.

      No can do, he was trying to use his l33t tweeting skillz to convince her to let his kids board earlier (rather than himself boarding later with them, or separately). Thus he had to inform her of the tweet. Probably also why he complained about her by name but without mentioning the circumstances (aka he was being denied a favor, presumably after being incredibly rude).

      Of course the agent in question will probably lose her job for this, but that would be due to the escalation rather than following policy. I hope that the end result of this won't be that jerks with twitter accounts get special privileges.

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      Don't waste your vote! Vote for whoever you want, unless you live in a swing state it won't matter anyways
  23. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This. As a father with kids, there is a serious double standard. Particularly with women. When my wife goes places with my daughter, she gets helped out, and treated like a parent. When I do the same, it only seems to be other fathers who give me a hand.

    Men really need to start to stand up for equal rights.

  24. Works Fine For Me by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ie. their boarding system is utter shit to begin with.

    A matter of opinion. It works very well if you pre-print your boarding passes 24 hours before departure time. I have *NEVER* had anything but A or B.

    Southwest (who still does not charge for 2 checked bags) has always treated my wife and I well. We have traveled with our grand children many times.

    If you know and follow the well established and well know rules for obtaining your boarding pass and boarding the jet, it's a very smooth process.

    But on the other hand, if you're an "entitled power flyer", your asshole attitude will get you nowhere.

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  25. Re:RUDEST PASSENGER EVER by FSWKU · · Score: 4, Informative

    The way I read it, he had a 1st class ticket, but his kids were traveling economy. So he was trying to board them at the same time as first class, even though they were not.

    There is only one class on Southwest: Cattle Class. When you check in prior to your flight, you are assigned a boarding group and number. Groups are A, B, and C from 1 through 60. A1 through A15 are reserved for Business Select and other special privileges (including frequent flier miles). Other than getting to board earlier and have a wider selection of seats, they are all the same.

    According to Southwest's policy, people travelling together but with different boarding positions have the option to board together, provided the person higher up in line waits with the people further back. How this applies to families, I'm fuzzy on, but I would assume if you have a business select or other pass that allows boarding in the A1 through A15 group, it would make sense to have young children (say, under 10 years old) board with you. It seems like this is what the guy had done on several flights previously.

    What the gate agent did was apply the boarding policy in the strictest possible terms, which IMO was an asshole move. But it was still technically according to policy. Did he get lucky, or was this particular agent just being overly strict? Could be either or. Pulling them off the flight for a tweet, however, was completely uncalled for. Threatening to call the police unless he deleted said tweet was harassment, plain and simple. Plus, how in the hell did she figure out who it was so quickly? Was she on twitter while she was supposed to be working, or did some corporate wonk call the gate?

    I've been a customer of Southwest for a while, but how they handle this in the long run will determine wether or not I continue to be.

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    "So after all this, you make my case for me. To end this stalemate, you must die..."
  26. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    +3
    I see this and experience this often. So much so that when out with my wife and kids I'll get her to ask for things or handle certain things because she will get much better treatment than I despite the fact that I'm usually a lot more polite than my wife.

    This really does need fixing but these days I think most men feel like they can't even mention it because they have lost before they start. Women's rights have done a lot for them but eventually they will pass the goal and go too far. I even read recently I can't remember her name but she is supposedly the founder of the woman's rights movement and she wrote that she made a mistake and regrets it and that men should be men and that we each have unique roles to play.

    Anyway, this was off topic but it's one of those things that needs attention.

  27. Re: name and location tweeted... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://definitions.uslegal.com...

    "A public place is generally an indoor or outdoor area, whether privately or publicly owned, to which the public have access by right or by invitation, expressed or implied, whether by payment of money or not, but not a place when used exclusively by one or more individuals for a private gathering or other personal purpose."

    US airports are public places. Just because it is private property doesn't automatically mean it's not a public space. If you turn your home into a B&B, it becomes a public space, even though it is your private property. You can have private clubhouses and private airports but the moment you leave the door unlocked and put up a sign that you're open to the public, the presumption of privacy is gone.

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    -1 Uncomfortable Truth
  28. LOL, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I (an American) just went on a vacation where I entered Russia, then France, then Russia, then the US on my way home. It went like this:

    Russia: "What plane did you get off of?" "OK, [stamp]"
    France: "Welcome! [stamp]"
    Russia: "Welcome back, Tovarish! [stamp]"
    US: "Spread 'em, Cocksucker. What's this in your bag? Get in this line - no, the other line! Papers, please! Is this your family? Who packed your suitcase? Look into the camera. Make your wife look into the camera. Submit to bacterial scanning. Put your bags in the X-Ray machine and leave them there until they start to smoke. OK, Meatwad, we'll let you in, but consider this a warning!"

    This place has gotten so xenophobic it's silly.

    1. Re:LOL, by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I (an American) just went on a vacation where I entered Russia, then France, then Russia, then the US on my way home. It went like this:

      Russia: "What plane did you get off of?" "OK, [stamp]" France: "Welcome! [stamp]" Russia: "Welcome back, Tovarish! [stamp]" US: "Spread 'em, Cocksucker. What's this in your bag? Get in this line - no, the other line! Papers, please! Is this your family? Who packed your suitcase? Look into the camera. Make your wife look into the camera. Submit to bacterial scanning. Put your bags in the X-Ray machine and leave them there until they start to smoke. OK, Meatwad, we'll let you in, but consider this a warning!"

      This place has gotten so xenophobic it's silly.

      It's not xenophobia. It's eleutherophobia. I'd almost say fear of fellow citizens, but that's just paranoia, and not entirely accurate.

    2. Re:LOL, by Megol · · Score: 2

      Don't understand why - it is still a perfectly cromulent word.

    3. Re:LOL, by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 4, Funny

      Glory to Arstotzka

    4. Re:LOL, by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's why the US is called "The Land of the Free".

      Tell that to people often enough and they'll start to believe it. Even if the reality is completely the opposite.

  29. Agent was wrong anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its actually written in the rules: if you, the person with the medallion status, are the one booking the flight and are also traveling then everyone in your booking gets the same privileges as you would traveling alone. Early boarding, upgrade eligibility, etc. Its a normal rule with all airlines.

  30. Re:@SWA Twitter account suspended by Known+Nutter · · Score: 2

    That's because @SWA is not SWA's official twitter feed.

    https://twitter.com/SouthwestAir

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    Beware of the Leopard.
  31. *Ding* by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Intercom: "You are now free to get the fuck off mah plane."

    We also would have accepted:

    Intercom: "You are not free to tweet about our customer service."

  32. almost should have let her call by dltaylor · · Score: 2

    If there was any good chance of a reasoning being on the other end of her call to the police, it would have been worth it to let her call and then have the LEO "explain" to her the (unfortunately rare) consequences of filing a false complaint, then watching HER be arrested for disrupting the flight. As it is, of course, ...

  33. Re: name and location tweeted... by mysidia · · Score: 4, Informative

    Airports are NOT public places, particularly the Gates at airports.

    They are called places of public accommodation just like restaurants. There is zero expectation of privacy for the employees in areas where there is customer access. Members of the public have access to them. Specifically... any members of the public who have paid a fee and obtained a ticket.

  34. Re:Obligatory Slashdot knee jerk by viperidaenz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't lie.

    You'll pick the most convenient time or cheapest price, regardless of the airline company.

  35. Re: name and location tweeted... by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Kimberly did not volunteer the information for internet signage. Harassment.

    Nor do businesses and people reported to the better business bureau, angie's list, amazon.com, ebay and similar rating services. While the tweet seems harsh based on the given information, the father didn't do anything but report tweet her name that was visible on her publicly displayed name badge. Airlines, just like stores, have employees where such badges so the public knows who has done them wrong or right and can report to management the actions.

    While the tweet seems harsh given the limited information presented and probably foolish, it isn't harassment. Likewise, over-reacting to an airline employee normally will get you removed from a plane and possibly arrested, so he should be happy that he was only delayed in his trip.

  36. Re:name and location tweeted... by AcidPenguin9873 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

    The employee suggested no such thing. She said that the man would have to wait until his children were able to board, and then they could board together.

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  38. Twitter by Eyezen · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So someone at swa is monitoring @swa mentions in realtime actively looking for disparaging tweets and also with a passenger list AND their twitter handle and when said tweets come in has the authority to hotline a gate to hold a plane based on said tweet alone? i mean how else did this plane not already take off? I just dont get the whole timing - good to know i can ground some random plane in california from my couch in missouri

  39. Re: name and location tweeted... by LifesABeach · · Score: 2

    what is really interesting is how fast Sh!tWest A!r was able to intercept a message from one of its passengers and direct an action against that person. If it's fair to wire tap a customers communications, then it's ok to wire tap the wire tapper?

    I can see this as a valid post on Angies List, and Yelp.

  40. Re: name and location tweeted... by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'm wondering a little differently. I wonder how plugged in that gate representative must of been to find and successfully identify the source of the tweet and call the family off the plane before it left.

    I say this because I don't see some SWA social media monitoring department demanding the tweet be removed in that fashion. I figure it was the 'dissed' gate rep herself that did it.

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    I don't read AC A human right
  41. Re: name and location tweeted... by iksbob · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That was my knee-jerk reaction as well. Thinking it though, SouthWest must have a group dedicated to monitoring social media postings in order to respond that quickly. Surely this group is familiar with the Streisand Effect, and would not take such action against the passenger. Rather, I suspect the punitive action came from the same gate attendant that the passenger complained about.
    Gate attendant gets pissy with passenger -> passenger posts complaint -> SW social media group reads complaint -> SW calls gate attendant and tells her to fix it (i.e. apologize) or it will come up at her performance review -> pissy gate attendant calls passenger back to the gate and threatens him.

  42. too much math by bingoUV · · Score: 2

    Not an option in the mathematically challenged US of A where explaining "every other", even numbers, odd numbers would take all the allotted time.

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    Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
  43. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yeah had this out once. My wife took one or two of the kids into a store. I have the other two or three. Some lady started ranting at me about lazy etc not going in.

    I said so should I wake up the younger two or leave them in the van by themselves. Shut her the hell up very quickly. Its amazing the BS dad's get in public.

  44. So am I. Specifically, violated how? by cbhacking · · Score: 4, Informative

    What first amendment rights were violated? I'm absolutely serious about this; please point to any violation of first amendment rights anywhere in here.

    While you do so, remember that the first amendment restricts the actions of the *government* - that is, it prohibits the making of laws that do certain things - and has absolutely nothing to do with the private sector. Here, let me quote it for you (emphasis mine):

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    So, which law did SWAirlines cause Congress to pass that violated these people's first amendment rights? Go on, point it out please.

    Or were you just mouthing off about stuff you don't understand, trying to get people riled up about an issue that doesn't even exist? Because that... well, let's just say it speaks volumes about your intelligence (and that of the person who modded you up). Volumes that I doubt you would ever read, since apparently you can't be bothered to read (or at least, understand) one of the most important *sentences* ever committed to text in the history of this nation...

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    There's no place I could be, since I've found Serenity...
    1. Re:So am I. Specifically, violated how? by Ardeaem · · Score: 2

      So, which law did SWAirlines cause Congress to pass that violated these people's first amendment rights? Go on, point it out please. Or were you just mouthing off about stuff you don't understand, trying to get people riled up about an issue that doesn't even exist? Because that... well, let's just say it speaks volumes about your intelligence (and that of the person who modded you up). Volumes that I doubt you would ever read, since apparently you can't be bothered to read (or at least, understand) one of the most important *sentences* ever committed to text in the history of this nation...

      Before you insult someone else's intelligence, you should be sure you actually know what you are talking about. The amendments were not intended to "grant" rights. From the Founders' perspective, the amendments *recognized* already existing natural rights. That is, in actuality there is no "first amendment" right to free speech; rather, the first amendment specifies a particular rule for the US government that is derived from a concern that government might abridge citizens' natural right to free speech.

      What does this mean? There's nothing that says that a corporation with sufficient power can't violate your right to free speech. Technically speaking, they can't violate the first amendment *rule* that says that the government shouldn't make laws that abridge your free speech rights, but corporations can violate the same free speech rights that the first amendment was intended to protect. There's no reason why we can't use "first amendment rights" to mean "the rights reflected in the first amendment", rather than "the rule established by the first amendment."

      If your interpretation of the US constitution were correct, then the ninth and tenth amendments would be incoherent.

      [of course, one can argue about how one is supposed to know what those rights are, but if you're going to insult someone's understanding of the first amendment and US history, you better know that history.]

  45. Re:name and location tweeted... by easyTree · · Score: 2

    How does "sycophant" work here?

    Any way you want it to; you're soooo awesome.

  46. Re: name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doubtful. More plausible is that the guy bragged to the flight attendand that he sent the tweet.

  47. Re:name and location tweeted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Lol. You realize women get helped out because men want to get into their pants right? Even if it means just a 0.0001% chance, that's still more than 0% so men play the lottery.
    Its just that women are biologically conditioned not to realize that - instead they think guys are being "sweet" and "kind."
    If they did recognize it for what it was, they would be so creeped out that they would never talk to a guy again and that would be the end of the human race in one generation.

    It isn't a privilege, it just looks like one to someone who can't see the big picture.

  48. Re:Where is Kimberley S? by bickerdyke · · Score: 2

    And exactly THAT is why it is not as "harmless" to call out names on the public internet as some posters here claimed it was.

    Thank you for the demonstration.

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    bickerdyke
  49. Re:name and location tweeted... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 5, Informative

    Also, what type of asshole employee would separate a man from his two young children?

    Here's the part most stories won't include about this incident. The father was an A passenger meaning he gets to board first. Southwest also has B and C classifications.

    Someone called in to the talk show I was listening who was also an A passenger and explained the complete process. A passengers board first, then B and C. However, since the person had children, despite his A status, he would have boarded between the A and B groups. That is Southwest policy and has been since whenever.

    This person attempted to circumvent the established policy by trying to pull a "Do you know who I am?" deal. All he had to do was wait for the A group to board then he could have boarded with his children.

    Instead, he was an ass and publicly gave the name of a worker who was doing what company policy was, though she probably should have explained the policy since obviously this guy didn't know, or didn't care, what it was.

    So there you have it. Asshole thinks they're someone important and tries to jump the line ends up being shown the door for his stupidity and whininess.

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    We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
  50. Taxicabs by langelgjm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But are you actually proposing that a carrier of human cargo not be allowed to refuse service?

    The idea isn't nearly as absurd as you make it sound. Regulated taxicabs in many cities are not allowed to refuse service - they must pick you up and take you where you want to go.

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    "Anyone who [rips a CD] is probably engaging in copyright infringement." - David O. Carson
  51. Re:name and location tweeted... by Visarga · · Score: 2

    > from the beginning of time until about 50 years ago, men were in control of most societies There are two categories of men here: 1. the rulers and 2. the ruled. The first category ruled over the second and women. The second category of men (which were 99.99% of them, anyway) were doing all the worst jobs: wars, hunting, dangerous work. Women were more or less protected. Thus, men had it best and worst at the same time.