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Maps Suggest Marco Polo May Have "Discovered" America

An anonymous reader writes in with news about maps attributed to Marco Polo that seem to show the coast of Alaska. "For a guy who claimed to spend 17 years in China as a confidant of Kublai Khan, Marco Polo left a surprisingly skimpy paper trail. No Asian sources mention the footloose Italian. The only record of his 13th-century odyssey through the Far East is the hot air of his own Travels, which was actually an "as told to" penned by a writer of romances. But a set of 14 parchments, now collected and exhaustively studied for the first time, give us a raft of new stories about Polo's journeys and something notably missing from his own account: maps. If genuine, the maps would show that Polo recorded the shape of the Alaskan coast—and the strait separating it from Asia—four centuries before Vitus Bering, the Danish explorer long considered the first European to do so. Perhaps more important, they suggest Polo was aware of the New World two centuries before Columbus."

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  1. And then... by dgatwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...he built the first American Swimming pool. You can guess where this is going.

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    1. Re:And then... by itzly · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, that was his brother, Water Polo.

    2. Re:And then... by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Informative

      The correct way to shape that joke is to omit the "Polo".

    3. Re:And then... by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ...he built the first American Swimming pool

      My brothers and I would call out instead: "Marcus...Welby...Marcus...Welby..." to avoid being too conventional.

    4. Re: And then... by asdfj · · Score: 1

      I think anything someone named "Welby" does is gonna be unconventional

    5. Re:And then... by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

      It must have been his German father Vater Polo.

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    6. Re:And then... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      His brother's name was actually Walter, but that got deformed over the centuries by that stupid joke.

    7. Re:And then... by johnjaydk · · Score: 1

      He got the nickname Marco after he lost his horse. Before, it was just straight Polo ... and apparently it's his shirt I'm wearing.

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    8. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct way to shape that joke is to omit the "Polo".

      Damn right, who wants a swimming pool full of Polos?

    9. Re:And then... by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      He did, which was amazing since by that time he'd gone blind.

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    10. Re:And then... by powerlinekid · · Score: 1

      If you're in Belgium you can have a swimming pool full of Polios.

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    11. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i KNEW those shirts were only worn by unfunny dickbags. Finally, some proof!

  2. So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the Italians win the latest round, the North American Discovery trophy moves back to Italy.

    1. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 5, Informative

      So the Italians win the latest round, the North American Discovery trophy moves back to Italy.

      Nope that trophy still belong to the Norsemen. (If we are going to continue to insist on not counting the native Americans, that is). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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    2. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Informative

      It's "Discovery by a civilized man", so Norsemen mustn't count.

      Essentially, to discover a continent you apparently need:
      1 - To be white.
      2 - A cup of tea. (ideally, with biscuits)
      3 - A towel.

    3. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by Fwipp · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It takes a special kind of racism to imply that honesty and resilience are purely English traits.

    4. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      "Native"? The only native people are Tanzanians! ;-) Or some Africans, anyway.

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    5. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      I must say though, individually I do hate some more than others, but that is based upon personal experience so go get yourself a dictionary.

    6. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by TheInternetGuy · · Score: 1

      It's "Discovery by a civilized man", so Norsemen mustn't count.

      Essentially, to discover a continent you apparently need: 1 - To be white. 2 - A cup of tea. (ideally, with biscuits) 3 - A towel.

      The Norsemen did indescribable things to civilized men with towels and cups of tea.

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    7. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by mwvdlee · · Score: 5, Informative

      The first English monarch postdates Jesus by about 9 centuries. There was no "English King of that era".
      The Knights Templar started about 11 centuries after Jesus, and they were French.

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    8. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by GCsoftware · · Score: 1

      Nice hypothesis.

      Too bad there were no "English" people at around 30 AD as the Angles and Saxons only invaded about 400 years after that followed by the Norman (some Norse blood in there too) invasion in 1066.

      So are you saying they had a time machine too?

    9. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Mostly, they were their ancestors.

    10. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      So are you saying they had a time machine too?

      Even better, they had a TARDIS.

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    11. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      Why give credit to a guy who's obviously abused the bottle all weekend and just hasn't come back down yet? ;-)

    12. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by tehcyder · · Score: 2
      I don't think OP is coherent enough even to reach the low level of intelligence needed for racism.

      It reads more like the rambling of someone embarking on an impressive psychotic episode.

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    13. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No bottle, but he is still breastfed.

    14. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 2

      The northmen only lacked the tea :)
      They where around their time likely the most civilized people in Europe/Scandinavia, if count bathing and washing etc.

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    15. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only you're blatantly ignorant about history, but you must have some serious issues too. Seek help from a good psychiatrist.

    16. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by asdfj · · Score: 1

      Most civilized in northern Europe and Gaul/Germania maybe, southern Europe's had cradles of civilization for several thousand years...

    17. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Well, in the south civilization regarding hygiene etc. broke down just like everywhere else in 'christian' countries :D

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    18. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they at least got the 'TARD part in their rant.

    19. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Lisias · · Score: 1

      If we are going to continue to insist on not counting the native Americans, that is).

      Since I'm not a native American descendant (my grandfathers are all Italian and Spanish - all but a gran-gran-grandfather from Portugal), from my point of view, yep - Columbus, the Norwegians and perhaps Marco Polo are the ones to give the trophy.

      We are the prevalent civilization. It's harsh, it's rude, it's politically incorrect, but it's true nevertheless.

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    20. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another idiots who thinks theirs was the "civilized" part of the world.

    21. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by caveqat101 · · Score: 1

      But, the angles and Saxons fought for the land and the slaves. Who? The Pict's. Who were already there. So that shows what, a community already established. People have always migrated. To be with and where the food was. Or to see what's over the next hill. Or to capture that darling next door.

    22. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      No, the trophy still is property of the local indigenous population.

    23. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've read your posting history.... you are a complete and utter moron. Now, most likely this is not your own doing, but simply the way you are born, so don't feel too badly about it. However, for the sake of humanity, please don't breed and please limit your interaction with other humans.

      Thanks.

    24. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by will_die · · Score: 1

      The problem with that is the indigenous population you are thinking of most likely killed off another group of people before Columbus got there.

    25. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by morgauxo · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm pretty sure that trophy is a permanent statue in Siberia.

    26. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by halivar · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh yeah? Then explain why the first bible is in King's English, why don'tcha?

    27. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Really so if we "discover" life in another star system what would you say to that? Or if other beings "discovered" us? The use of the word discovered is legitimate in the case of Columbus.

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    28. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 2

      I think the reason the "Native Americans" don't count is because they didn't return to their point of origin to share their discovery....

      So, since Marco Polo failed to tell anybody about the Alaskan coast in any way that the world understood for many hundreds of years, can he really get any more credit than the Vikings?

    29. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by quantaman · · Score: 2

      It's "Discovery by a civilized man", so Norsemen mustn't count.

      Essentially, to discover a continent you apparently need:
      1 - To be white.
      2 - A cup of tea. (ideally, with biscuits)
      3 - A towel.

      To discover a continent you need to find a continent your culture wasn't previously aware of.

      So early Native Americans discovered the Americas while coming over from Siberia.

      A long time later the Thule (ancestors of the Inuit) also came from Siberia and discovered North America.

      Then the Norse discovered the Americas from Europe, but that knowledge wasn't really preserved even among Norse culture.

      Meaning the Americas were still available to be discovered by Columbus when he sailed over.

      The reason we generally consider Columbus to discover North America is because most of us are culturally white Europeans and for us his was the discovery that stuck around.

      If you consider an uncontacted tribe in the Amazon jungle, have one of those tribesmen go on a long journey and find Rio De Janeiro. Within his tribe I'd say that tribeman had discovered Rio De Janeiro.

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    30. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Lisias · · Score: 1

      Of course we think we are the civilized part of the world.

      We destroyed every other candidate in the last centuries!

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    31. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1

      Oh, there is all kinds of "special" in that post. To call that racisim, is to completly ignore the insanity of that babble and actually take it serious. The guy isn't right in the head.

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    32. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      What were they doing in England then?

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    33. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, wasn't it in Hebrew or something, from the Torah? (Jesus being said to be a Jew) Then translated in Greek, and maybe Latin... With some original myths incorporated from the Sumerian, etc?

    34. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by neoritter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Bathing in Europe broke down because of the black plague. Up until that point the public baths built by the Romans were still in wide usage. People incorrectly associated bathing with the Black Plague and of course decided to cut it out as much as possible from their lives.

    35. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Native Americans also came over from Europe.

    36. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      That is one of the explanations but there are many others, like: oops the muslims do it, so we don't do it.

      Or the fact that bathes where places where people became "sexual active" with other married or non married partners.

      Etc. etc. there are plenty of explanations ... all make sense and likely none alone was the reason.

      Especially: hygiene is many things. The plague was mainly possible because the sewer systems broke down and where not maintained. The plague is distributed by rats and flea ... not by not bathing, or by bathing.

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    37. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      There's something to be said for a discovery that's remembered by someone 100 years later or even just 10 years later. That's one thing that these attempts to steal credit from Columbus don't have. They don't have any lasting impact.

      It's like that Indian kid with his email program and the Huffington Post. It had no influence or lasting impact because no one knew about it.

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    38. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right. Did you study history on some astrology books?

      When "the norsemen" were still analphabetic cavemen, the Romans were enjoying the most powerful empire in mankind's history. And in the middle ages Venice was by far the richest city in the world, with golden sculptures and churches everywhere.

    39. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Wandering around like Mongols isn't civilized.

      That's not to say that there weren't genuinely civilized (if brutal) parts of the Americas. But a lot of it wasn't.

      Ignoring the differences demeans the cultures that actually accomplished something.

      Plenty of "Indians" have reason to look down on other "Indians". They weren't all just one homogenous mass.

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    40. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Judging by this guy's comment and his claim to be related to the whole mess, I'd say it was more of a RETARDIS.

    41. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

      Or just a very successful troll.

    42. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Well of course the plague was distributed by the fleas on the rats. But diseases spread where people congregate. Bath houses were one of those places. Around the same time you also saw the academic centers break down as well, due to similar reasons.

    43. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure that the G.P. intended that post as humorous. I didn't LOL, but I smiled. The weird thing is that people seem to taking it as straight.

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    44. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      Mkay, heh, you just sit there and read your book and believe what you are told to, do not ask questions out of fear it may make waves, and go quietly into that good night. It is your right.

    45. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Taking your point, but it's not even certain to be correct. There's minor evidence that the transition to human was sufficiently geographically spread to include to include not only Africa, and parts of Asia and Europe. Certainly the Neanderthal and Denisovian genes entered the gene-pool as we were becoming human, and the Denisovian genes apparently entered in Asia, while the Neanderthal genes probably entered in either Europe of the Middle East. This can be inferred from the populations where the respective genes are currently situated. And this, in turn, implies that the transition to humanity was a rather gradual process. I'm sure there were points of inflection, and several significan changes along the way, but the gene pool is sufficiently continuous (with local features) that it *must* have happened on a time scale that allowed the gene pool to become relatively homogenous across all three continents. (I'm not sure about Austrailia, but I think that the current aborigines were already fully human before they arrived.)

      OTOH, it is worth remembering that just Africa alone holds greater human genetic diversity than the entire rest of the world. So that where most of the speciation happened.

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    46. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      The vikings DID tell people. There was a failed attempt at a real estate deal. It's mentioned in the sagas, so it made it all the way into popular culture. But it was pagan literature, so the Church ignored it, and the Christian world, in general, didn't hear about it. (For that matter, I've never read "El Cid", but I'm rather sure he existed.)

      FWIW, there have also been repeated stories of individuals who returned from the "new world". Most dating from long before Columbus. There's a story about an Irish saint, I believe that there's a similar (though less religious) story from Portugal. Etc. Nobody took them seriously enough to check, because doing so would be quite dangerous.

      What Columbus did was start the first economically successful trans-oceanic contact. (Even that was on a hope until gold was discovered.)

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    47. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      Was the 43AD Roman invasion of Brittan really about vanity, or was it more than just mother Mary?

    48. Re: So the Italians win the latest round ... by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Wait. Are you saying the Romans invaded England because that's where the food (Picts) were?

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    49. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by irrational_design · · Score: 1

      Whoosh

    50. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      England was considered part of Brittan, so where exactly would the vanity be in Roman invasion of Brittan?

    51. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Tuidjy · · Score: 1

      The trolls eat well today.

      Come on guys, the OP clearly has broader knowledge than the incoherence of his rant would imply. Whether the first post was a classic troll, or an example of Poe's law, half of these posts are just an attempt to rile up the audience.

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    52. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      A side effect of being able to shape history to one persons liking and record the truth obfuscated behind metaphor and controversy.

    53. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but no towel, no tea: no country.
      That's why they spent their time raiding Britain, looking for towels and tea, but they where just a tad too early. No wonder they got so upset !

    54. Re:So the Italians win the latest round ... by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

      Exactly, over the polar cap in the original migration that has archaeological evidence dating upwards of 16k years back in the US, so where did the Mayans actually come from, and when did they develop math skills and apply them to astronomy, and why did the Catholic church destroy their written records.

  3. Typical hipster. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So what they're saying is that he knew about the new world before it was mainstream. Typical hipster.

  4. Big Old Liar by Quato · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There has been much research suggesting Marco Polo was a liar. a quick Google search showed this site: http://website.lineone.net/~mc... Many scholars believe that he may have just traveled to India and talked to travelers from China. They point out that Marco Polo never pointed out major inventions like paper, that were unseen in Europe but common in China.

    1. Re:Big Old Liar by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 2

      It's all irrelevant. Even if 2 centuries before Columbus, he's still even more centuries after other explorers who have already been shown to have been here at the North American continent.

    2. Re:Big Old Liar by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whether Marco Polo was in China or not continues to be hotly debated by scholars. Only two years ago, the German historian Hans Ulrich Vogel published a major new work presenting evidence for Marco Polo's sojourn in China on the basis of economic data.

      I've often found unconvincing the argument that Marco Polo did not go to China because he did not mention certain habits of the Chinese that dazzle Westerners. As an American by birth and upbringing but long resident in Europe, it amuses me that American visitors immediately express amazement at certain customs here that I've grown so used to that I don't even notice anything special about them myself, and I'd be unlikely to include them in any rambling oral account I told about life in Europe.

    3. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if europe had computers, but united states didn't, you would just consider that a custom that you do, surfing the web, and not mention that?

    4. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, I still don't get the Columbus story. The "everyone thought the world was flat" BS annoys me. Everyone knew the world was round, Columbus' argument was he thought the world was SMALLER than it was (and smaller than everyone thought)... and he was wrong. So, basically, we celebrate a man who was both wrong and just plain lucky as a great explorer...

    5. Re:Big Old Liar by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      Those arguments seem hilarious to me. Furthermore, whenever someone visits a foreign place and writes about it, for every thing he writes about, you can find a dozen others that he omitted! What exactly does that prove?

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    6. Re:Big Old Liar by kamapuaa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This is a little stronger than "ha ha I forgot to mention, you don't have to leave tips!" He (essentially) wrote a book about China, and didn't mention chopsticks, foot-binding, or tea? But does mention a race of men who had dog-heads instead of human-heads? He also claimed to be governor of Yangzhou and other obvious bullshit.

      Centuries before Marco Polo, Arab Traders were well-established in China, Italians had extensive contacts with the Persian and Arab world, and it seems very likely that Marco Polo just compiled stories he had heard. We know his stories were full of BS, exactly how much is BS is impossible to say.

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    7. Re:Big Old Liar by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He (essentially) wrote a book about China, and didn't mention chopsticks, foot-binding, or tea?

      And those minutiae of fashion or dining are exactly the sort of details that today expatriates may well leave out if they were asked to recount life abroad.

      But does mention a race of men who had dog-heads instead of human-heads?

      Marco Polo's account was set down not by Marco Polo himself, but by Rustichello da Pisa, who is known to have also added other European stories of the East. At this particular point in history, belief in races of people somewhere out there with e.g. dog's heads, with faces in their chests, or with a single leg was common in Europe, and this may well be da Pisa's own interpolation.

      He also claimed to be governor of Yangzhou

      In the new book by Vogel that I cited, Elvin (who wrote the preface), notes a longstanding controversy about whether Polo held some kind of office in Yangzhou, or whether he simply stayed there, the Italian words for these two activities being similar enough that an error in transmission is understandable.

    8. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And a complete bastard, don't forget.

    9. Re:Big Old Liar by Rick+in+China · · Score: 5, Informative

      What? "never pointed out major inventions like paper" - he pointed out specifically and meticulously the use of paper money and salt. http://www.history.com/news/ma...

      "Historians before him have touched on these issues while defending Marco Polo’s honor, but Vogel also relies on another compelling body of evidence: the explorer’s meticulous descriptions of currency and salt production in the Yuan era. According to Vogel, Polo documents these aspects of Mongol Chinese civilization in greater detail than any of his Western, Arab or Persian contemporaries, a hint that the Venetian relied on his own powers of observation. Polo’s claims about the size of paper money and the value of salt, among other aspects, check out against archaeological evidence and Chinese documents maintained by Yuan officials, Vogel concluded."

      One thing I find interesting - is that they teach Chinese students of Marco Polo in China. I would imagine that, if presented with "Hey, look, this dude from Europe visited you guys hundreds of years ago and did trade with the Mongols!" the first to refute and expose that would be the Chinese, as it would seem that their history would more likely be the source of truth (or closer to the source) rather than simply speculating on the contents of his verbal transcript.

    10. Re:Big Old Liar by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      He doesn't mention Chinese tea houses. Tea has been important in China for thousands of years but Polo makes no mention of it.

    11. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was with some guy named "de Leon"... and stole his ponce...

    12. Re:Big Old Liar by Balthisar · · Score: 1

      And it's been established that Italians were in China (living here) before Marco Polo:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K...

      As much as they try to shrug off foreigners in China, the statue and museum in Yangzhou dedicated to him are touching. I didn't know of them before I visited, and I certainly had no knowledge that there were already Italian communities!

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    13. Re:Big Old Liar by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      As already pointed out here by myself and others, that's hardly a convincing argument on its own. Every country has a food or drink it consumes regularly, but expatriates may not necessarily mention it in their accounts of live abroad to people back home, whether for lack of space in their tale or simply because they have simply become so used to the matter that it no longer feels worth mentioning. It is unreasonable to expect Marco Polo to have mentioned (or da Pisa to have included in his manuscript) every single thing about China that inexperienced foreigners -- some of whom have dedicated time and effort to cataloguing omissions -- think important.

    14. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yea that is why we celebrate him. Pray what the fuck have you ever done that ranks in significance to what he has done. We should always celebrate explorers. Whether he was 100% correct in everything he tried to do. Are you going to make fun of astronauts in the Shuttle Columbia because they couldn't even land their space plane, and besides they really didn't build it in the first place.

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    15. Re:Big Old Liar by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Maybe, unless they cared more about trading with the europeans than offending them.

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    16. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      the Chinese, as it would seem that their history would more likely be the source of truth

      the people whose history changed with the glorious revolution?

    17. Re: Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you look at the 15th-17th century exploration texts, almost sll of them mention special drinks that the natives have. Cacap (for cacao) in Mexico, cassina or cassinet in the modern US, what's called now Mate in South America: and, yes, Jesuits talk about tea in China and Japan. Food, but especially drink, is a staple of early modern (i.e. Legit) travel literature, and you'll find it in some medieval travel literature too (like descriptions of how Tartars keep their meat). None in Polo, but he does have tales of lizard people. Rightâ¦

    18. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the first time I've given this topic any thought, so I would say I'm relatively unattached either way. Given that, I would say that your argument doesn't bear much scrutiny. I've traveled and have known many people who have traveled, and while those things such as chopsticks and tea might not be the first thing *you* talk about, those are indeed the first things *most* people talk about.
      I'm not talking about a brief vacation in another land, I'm talking about people who have spent years in other other places. I had an uncle who spent 20+ years in Asia, and the common things are some of the first things mentioned, the same as for someone who has only spent a brief time. Why? Three scenarios:

        -- You are new to the area yourself and in amazement, you share your experiences.
        -- You have been living abroad for some time, but upon your return, you are faced with your previous culture and reminded of the differences.
        -- You are writing some type of book about the place you have explored, for the purpose of sharing those experiences (assuming you're a world traveler).

      In each of these cases, you would be focused on the differences, either because of being faced with them recently, or because you have made it a point to sit back and try to remember. It's not like you would say "Oh yeah! We use forks back home!" Or, "Oh yeah! In England, they drive on the *other* side of the road! Glad I remembered before I stepped out in traffic!"

      I'm not quite a world traveler, but I kept a journal of things I noticed when traveling abroad. For example, traffic lights in England go green -> yellow -> red -> yellow -> green. That's a fairly mundane detail, but it is something I have taken time to note to people I've talked with, because it's quite different from my American experience. To summarize, people who have visited other places *do* talk about those differences, no matter how long they have spent in those places.

    19. Re: Big Old Liar by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      If you look at the 15th-17th century exploration texts, almost sll of them mention special drinks that the natives have.

      And a distinctive quality of those texts is that they were written as works of scholarship by people involved in exploration of the New World. Marco Polo's account, however, was published by da Pisa along with other Europeans' claims about China.

      None in Polo, but he does have tales of lizard people.

      And most scholars believe such a fantastical claim to have come from da Pisa, not Marco Polo.

    20. Re:Big Old Liar by CRCulver · · Score: 2

      It's important to note that Marco Polo wasn't writing a book about his experience. He casually narrated his experiences to da Pisa, and da Pisa published this account with a boatload of poetic license and interpolation of other, more sensational claims about the Orient.

      To summarize, people who have visited other places *do* talk about those differences, no matter how long they have spent in those places.

      Again, I disagree. Having lived in Eastern Europe for many years, what I tend to include in any account of life here to people elsewhere can differ markedly from what foreigners consider important. If I describe Romania to someone who has never been, I usually wouldn't mention the Roma people, because they simply don't strike me as such a prominent aspect of the country that they wouldn't have to compete for space in my account with numerous other aspects of the country. And yet, for so many foreigners, gypsies are something they would well-nigh demand in any account of the Balkans.

    21. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I think it's safe to make fun of test pilots strapped into a fully automated tin can going to the same place as before. Are you going to call people who take the elevator "explorers"? People who ride roller coasters?

    22. Re:Big Old Liar by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      There was tea in India as well. So, if it's felt that he "stopped" in India - why didn't he mention it. By the way there was "tea" in Europe as well. It wasn't from the tea plant but there were plenty of herb teas - though they were thought to be more for health and medicine than taste.

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    23. Re:Big Old Liar by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      According to the summary, he didn't write his book - a popular shadow author did, and as such, you can imagine that the shadow author filled in a lot of the material from his imagination, rather than Polo's actual experiences.

      I wouldn't be at all surprised if scholarly analysis of the book finds it full of holes and inconsistencies... the communication between Polo and the author itself is bound to be imperfect, as is the author's desire to sell copies, rather than give an accurate account.

    24. Re: Big Old Liar by Calydor · · Score: 1

      Yeah, those. What of it? You don't have that in America?

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    25. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Are you going to make fun of astronauts in the Shuttle Columbia because they couldn't even land their space plane, and besides they really didn't build it in the first place.

      Will I make fun of them? No. Will I forget them? Sure; already have.

      You haven't forgotten them? Ok, without looking it up, tell me who they were and what they did, for which they should be remembered. Just please don't tell me that they're historically significant because they died. History is made during life.

    26. Re:Big Old Liar by retroworks · · Score: 1

      According to TFA they have maps of where he went. How do you lie about getting to a place and then do a map of it? I guess it would imply someone else made the trip and Marco Polo plagiarized and took credit for it, but someone made the trip at that time, or there'd be no silk and no maps to the silk.

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    27. Re:Big Old Liar by mcvos · · Score: 2

      I suspect AC has not murdered hundreds of people, nor sold their daughters into sex slavery. As such, I think AC deserves quite a bit more celebration than Columbus.

      But if you've got to celebrate explorers, there are far more noble ones than that bastard Columbus. He was really truly a despicable person. He does not deserve that kind of credit. He was wrong, he was not the first, and he was a terrible person. But he brought in lots of wealth for the colonial powers, and that's why he's famous.

    28. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many reasons to stop celebrating Columbus, not the least of which is because he was a murderous bastard

      Replace Columbus day with Leif Erikson day or Bartolomé de las Casas or something. Anything.

    29. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marco Polo himself never wrote anything (at least, not anything that has survived and been discovered). His story is based on a romance writer that used to talk to him and ask him about his travels. So it's already a second hand account written by a fiction writer trying to sell books of a journey years before.

    30. Re:Big Old Liar by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      OTOH, Columbus couldn't even find the friggin continent he was trying to get to (even if it was the wrong one entirely).

      The only thing he did right was to find gold. And that, my friend, covers a whole bunch of ills.

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    31. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically not having mentioned dog-headed men, which conventional wisdom believed to live there, would have rendered the story less believable.

    32. Re:Big Old Liar by Bacon+Bits · · Score: 1

      And even more irrelevant, nobody noticed the significance of the discovery until Columbus came back talking about all the gold he found. That's why we remember Columbus. Not because he found the place, but because he gave people a reason to remember that it's there.

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    33. Re:Big Old Liar by neoritter · · Score: 1

      Noooo, I like my one federal holiday in October.

    34. Re:Big Old Liar by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      >> He (essentially) wrote a book about China, and didn't mention chopsticks, foot-binding, or tea?

      > And those minutiae of fashion or dining are exactly the sort of details that today expatriates may well leave out if they were asked to recount life abroad.

      Only because everyone already knows about them. By this point in time, the superficially weird parts of China simply aren't that interesting anymore.

      However, if you go back a few decades you have something different and probably more comparable the environment Polo would have been in. Much less general knowledge available. The slightest superficial details are great revelations.

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    35. Re:Big Old Liar by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      All of the criticisms of Cristobal Colon (and other renderings of his name) offered here are absolutely accurate, and I could throw in a few more that were missed.

      But it is all beside the point. The reason that we celebrate the Voyage of Columbus is not for any sterling virtues of the man, it is that the voyage he organized directly changed the history of the entire world. Once he made the voyage, European contact with the New World never ended and only grew with time, and triggered long range voyages in all directions as a routine matter. Within 25 years European ships were sailing directly to China. 70 years after Columbus the Emperor of China was dependent on New World silver for currency stability, tobacco had become a vice in Mongolia, and European guns were shaping Japanese history.

      No similar change in world affairs had ever occurred in so short a time, and this one was not at all transient.

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    36. Re:Big Old Liar by Rick+in+China · · Score: 1

      Yes, because Europe would no longer want to do business with China if the Chinese had asserted that Marco Polo did not visit them as he had claimed..especially when Europe itself has many skeptics. Good call out, critical thinking at its finest!

    37. Re:Big Old Liar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd FUCKING LOVE a reference to support your wild claim that Columbus sold his daughters into sex slavery. If for no other reason than google fails me in searching for it.

    38. Re:Big Old Liar by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I doubt Europe as a whole would cut off trade over it, and probably wouldn't even reduce trade by a noticeable amount, but is it so difficult to imagine that the Chinese would simply not care at all about whether or not Marco Polo visited them, and would care somewhat about not offending guests and traders?

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    39. Re:Big Old Liar by Rick+in+China · · Score: 1

      "but is it so difficult to imagine that the Chinese would simply not care at all about whether or not Marco Polo visited them, and would care somewhat about not offending guests and traders?"

      Yes, it is hard to imagine. As the Chinese grow in power and gain significant trade leverage, the begin to display hubris when it comes to dealing with foreign nations. China and Japan are enormous trading partners, for example, I think China is around Japan's #1 trading partner and Japan is somewhere in the 3rd/4th largest range for China, yet both grandstanding and politically divisive statements come out all the time. Do you *TRULY* think that anyone in Europe would care whatsoever beyond wanting to know the truth, whether Marco Polo came to China or not? If China had evidence to support or disprove the claim, surely either way, nobody would care at all - other than wanting the evidence to either support or disprove the claim.

  5. But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Leiv Eiriksson?

    1. Re: But what about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean Levi Ericson, the nice Jewish boy who discovered the Skraelings?

  6. Native Americans anyone? by Dorianny · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am not sure how any European can claim to be the first to discover America when the continent was populated by humans for thousands of years.

    1. Re:Native Americans anyone? by omtinez · · Score: 0

      Yes but they were not *real* people until the Spaniards converted them to Catholicism!

    2. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out some definitions of discover. The third one listed is not the only one.

      Discover:
      find (something or someone) unexpectedly or in the course of a search.

      become aware of (a fact or situation).

      be the first to find or observe (a place, substance, or scientific phenomenon).

      perceive the attractions of (an activity or subject) for the first time.

      be the first to recognize the potential of (an actor, singer, or musician).

    3. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If tomorrow an astronomer miraculously found an exoplanet that was also provably home to intelligent life, would you say that he didn't discover it because there was already intelligent life there? No? Then I think you understand why this is a stupid, tedious complaint.

    4. Re: Native Americans anyone? by oKtosiTe · · Score: 1

      Except we're not talking about a race of aliens, but about humans.

    5. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The summary does not say first human to have discovered America; it infers that Marco Polo could be the first European to have discovered America.

    6. Re:Native Americans anyone? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      If tomorrow an astronomer miraculously found an exoplanet that was also provably home to intelligent life, would you say that he didn't discover it because there was already intelligent life there? No?

      Yes. Particularly if I was one of those aliens

      What if a somewhat uneducated man sailed a yacht around the world from africa and stumbled upon 21st century America? Would it be valid to say that he 'discovered' it, because it was new to him? Why not?

    7. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Thanshin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because of the subconscious "us" vs "them".

      To think of the discovery as "The moment Americans and Europeans met for the first time" requires a very objective and open mind. And we know that way of thinking isn't common because otherwise there wouldn't be wars.

      I believe the main reason is that thinking in "us vs them" terms is evolutionary superior to "we are all one humanity" unless there's a third party involved. Or, in other words, had there been an enemy to humanity other than itself, man would be friend to man.

    8. Re:Native Americans anyone? by will_die · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If from that persons discovery set in motion a long string of event eventually ending with the people that the uneducated man informed, and if they did not know about America, being the predominate civilization then yes he would have a right to be proclaimed the discoverer.

    9. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, Norway was considered part of Europe, and Newfoundland part of North America...

    10. Re:Native Americans anyone? by behrooz0az · · Score: 1

      So we just need to find the island with the coconut tree and 2 men on it. C'mon dude, It's just too much hypothesy and story for something that is never gonna happen.

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    11. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure how any European can claim to be the first to discover America when the continent was populated by humans for thousands of years.

      Its not that hard. I discovered that slashdot is frequented by pedantic idiots, but that doesn't mean that nobody discovered this before me.

    12. Re:Native Americans anyone? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      To think of the discovery as "The moment Americans and Europeans met for the first time" requires a very objective and open mind. And we know that way of thinking isn't common because otherwise there wouldn't be wars.

      While it is true that your description is technically correct, it is also true that Columbus' voyage was only one of a series of contacts where Europeans actively traveled far at a great risk while the natives didn't. To claim that this series of events was merely "Europeans and Xs meeting for the first time" is as misleading as claiming that between 1969 and 1972, there was a series of contacts between the Moon and a few boots. Also technically accurate, but hardly giving a credit to people who could have easily died while doing unprecedented things.

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    13. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      By that logic it's impossible for a man to come home and discover his wife in bed with the mailman (clearly they must have known about it).

    14. Re:Native Americans anyone? by markass530 · · Score: 1

      because they didn't discover it, they already existed in it. The biggest part of discovering new lands was sharing the new knowledge gained from it / about it with the rest of the world, obviously native americans couldn't do that.

    15. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By humans in loincloths.

    16. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Are you really this stupid? We're not in 16th-century Spain. We're now on that exoplanet, we set up schools there, and in those schools we are teaching that the planet was "discovered" by the non-indigenous population. And the only reason the indigenous population doesn't have the power to refute that is because we killed them all. Sorry if the accurate portrayal of history is "tedious" but it's necessary if you fuckers are ever going to learn to live in peace with the rest of the globe.

    17. Re: Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You damn biggoted specists!

    18. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure how any European can claim to be the first to discover America when the continent was populated by humans for thousands of years.

      Meaning of double quotes, anyone? (And by "anyone," I mean "Dorianny.")

    19. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Lisias · · Score: 1

      I am not sure how any European can claim to be the first to discover America when the continent was populated by humans for thousands of years.

      discover verb \dis-k-vr\
      : to see, find, or become aware of (something) for the first time

      Our civilization became aware of the land to be known as America thanks the Norwegians, Columbus (officially) and as it appears, Marco Polo.

      The humans that used to live there was not part of the current European centric civilization - au contraire, we dizimate this ancient, previously stablished civilization and took his place.

      Believe-me: giving them the "credit" for discovering America is adding Offense to the Injury.

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    20. Re:Native Americans anyone? by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 2

      The claim was never that Columbus or anyone was the first PERSON to "discover America." The question is who was the first EUROPEAN to discover it and make it known to Western civilization.

      Lief Erikson was the first European to discover it, but he didn't end up making its existence known outside of Iceland and maybe Norway. Then the knowledge got buried.

      When Cristorforo Colombo discovered the Americas, they stayed discovered permanently and their existence became common knowledge across Eurasia.

      And it's worth noting that while the Native Americans knew of the existence of the Americas, they didn't know of the existence of Eurasia or Africa. If they had built ships and sailed the other way and carried the knowledge back to their homelands and that became part of their cultural knowledge, they'd have been credited by their people with discovering Europe and Asia. As far as we know, they didn't and weren't because a few centuries ago, European sailing know-how was the best in the world and enabled Europeans to sail farther (and return) than anybody else.

    21. Re:Native Americans anyone? by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Diseases. Sorry. 90% of the time.

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    22. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's still a "discovery" from the perspective of Western Europeans, because they were unaware of it. It's just not a "discovery" in the global sense of "some humans somewhere have knowledge of it," which has only been a relevant usage of the term since the invention of systems of global communication.

    23. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but it takes a revered American Icon to believe had discovered a shortcut to India.

    24. Re:Native Americans anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If tomorrow an astronomer miraculously found an exoplanet that was also provably home to intelligent life, would you say that he didn't discover it because there was already intelligent life there? No?

      Yes. Particularly if I was one of those aliens

      What if a somewhat uneducated man sailed a yacht around the world from africa and stumbled upon 21st century America? Would it be valid to say that he 'discovered' it, because it was new to him? Why not?

      Yes. He did 'discover' it.

      His personal discovery is of less historical significance as he is not the first member of a historically relavent empire to discover it. But there are several correct usages of 'discover' that don't require no one have knowledge of the thing being discovered.

    25. Re:Native Americans anyone? by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      His personal discovery is of less historical significance as he is not the first member of a historically relavent empire to discover it. But there are several correct usages of 'discover' that don't require no one have knowledge of the thing being discovered.

      Ah. So what you are saying is: for a while we thought that the Spanish empire was more "relevant" than the nations that discovered America before the Spanish empire. Hence, Columbus' "discovery" was "relevant" whereas previous discoveries were not. Later we realised that was pretty stupid, because we don't owe any allegiance to some long gone empire and do not tug on our forelocks at the approach of the spaniards anymore. So, as part of that realisation, we also realised that previous discoveries were as relevant to us as the spanish one.

      Is that what you are saying?

  7. It's like the metric system... by otaku244 · · Score: 2

    We will be the last ones to rid ourselves of the ridiculous idea that Columbus "discovered" the new world. Read historical accounts of the guy!!! He was a crook looking for gold. The vast majority of the wayfaring sailors of the time knew the Earth WAS NOT FLAT. And there is plenty of evidence to show that the Vikings knew that the Western Hemisphere existed. There is absolutely no reason why we should keep acknowledging this idiot.

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    1. Re:It's like the metric system... by CRCulver · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While the Vikings were in North America first and had a few tangles with the Skrælings, Columbus was the first to enslave the indigenous inhabitants, forcibly convert them and use them to extract precious metals. Because Columbus was serving the centralized Spanish state with its missionary zeal and interest in mining, not a small group of Norse freeholders who just wanted to be left alone and farm, his visit marks the start of catastrophic social upheaval in the Americas, and so it's understandable that he remains so prominent a figure.

    2. Re:It's like the metric system... by Sique · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Columbus' travel never was about the world being flat or not. That's a made up story from the late 18th century. There is no evidence in Middle Age scholar's writing that the Earth was considered being flat at all. The only sources are two obscure byzanthine scholars from the 4th and 6th century, but they are never quoted in later writings.

      Columbus' travel was about the circumfence of the Earth. While most scholars in the 15th century estimated the circumfence to be about 26,000 miles, quite close to reality, Columbus was convinced it was only 15,000, making a travel westward to India to seem actually feasible and shorter than the Portuguese way around the Cape of Good Hope.

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    3. Re:It's like the metric system... by itzly · · Score: 1

      And, ironically, it was Columbus who was wrong, and he probably would have died if he hadn't bumped into America.

    4. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some suggestions that he was aware, from previous visitors to North America, including those going to the rich fishing grounds off the coast, that America existed and that by sailing relatively south was seeking to miss it. The promise of an exclusive trade route for spices was seen as more lucrative than fish. I find it slightly hard to believe, though, that it was worth going from Bristol to Newfoundland to fish rather than going to the North Sea for the cod, so I am a bit sceptical.

    5. Re:It's like the metric system... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The vast majority of the wayfaring sailors of the time knew the Earth WAS NOT FLAT.

      Uh, EVERYONE knew that. And how the hell is that relevant to the topic in the first place?

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    6. Re:It's like the metric system... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      The only sources are two obscure byzanthine scholars from the 4th and 6th century

      Who were those? I figure they must have been actively denying Eratosthenes for being a pagan or something. Some people were like that back then.

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    7. Re:It's like the metric system... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      I figure they must have been actively denying Eratosthenes for being a pagan or something. Some people were like that back then.

      Byzantine scholars did not deny pre-Christian figures simply for being pagans. The canon of Byzantine schools relied to a great extent on pre-Christian writers; Aristotle, Plato and the Neoplatonists were cornerstones, and works by many less famous Greek figures have survived to our time in large part because of Byzantine transmission. The learned, in a tradition going back to Justin Martyr, did not sense any conflict between most pre-Christian literature and Christianity.

    8. Re:It's like the metric system... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      If they didn't deny it, how come that some of them came to the "flat world" conclusion when at least in the Hellenistic period, the roundness of Earth had already been firmly established?

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    9. Re:It's like the metric system... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Its hard to miss. Basically a wall from the Arctic to the Antarctic.

    10. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      > Columbus was the first to enslave the indigenous inhabitants

      I believe that many of the native inhabitants practiced that well before he got here.

    11. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was a crook looking for gold

      Well Alexander Fleming was not trying to discover the first antibiotic, yet he did, should we stop crediting him for that?

    12. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that guy was awesome. They should make Columbus an honorary American citizen, the first American to kick ass and take names. I like that.

    13. Re:It's like the metric system... by will_die · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can always find a few flat world, even today, however the widespread myth of the Christians believing the earth was flat is a creation of two atheists (White and Draper) who pushed this.
      Easy way to see that Christians did not believe this is look at the art they created, from the 300s, you will find various art works of the Christ where he is holding a representation of the earth with a cross over it and that representation is a round sphere.

    14. Re:It's like the metric system... by gtall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yep, life in the Americas was a Bunny Life. The next tribe over the hill enslaved your women and killed your warriors in a spirit of love an harmony. The Aztecs were a hippie culture which cherished medicinal "herbs" and sang Kum-by-Ya by the firelight in the evenings before going off to make free love.

    15. Re:It's like the metric system... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I doubt that anyone who is not seafaring had any clue about that, e.g. farmers or simple town folk who where illiterate and bond slaves till late middel ages at least.

      It is a common saying/teaching that even aged simple sailors feared long espeditions because they expected 'to fall over the edge of the world'.

      That some scholars knew the world must be a sphere is certain, that it was an consensus I doubt!

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    16. Re:It's like the metric system... by CRCulver · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yep, life in the Americas was a Bunny Life. The next tribe over the hill enslaved your women

      You might think yourself clever, but your retort only confirms my point above. Violence and political domination before Columbus was only "the next tribe over the hill" (or at least another tribe a limited geographic area). Lacking ships, horse, and steel, no one indigenous tribe could have had such a wide impact and held so much territory as the Spaniards starting from 1492.

    17. Re: It's like the metric system... by caveqat101 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If you checked back, it, slavery, was even practiced though out the world. From the earliest writings, slaves were counted. It's not an European, white man thing. But mentioned in the creation of earth by the Assyrians. Later the eqyptians had slaves in their writings. Same with the Greeks and the Chinese. Don't forget the writings of the slave ships on how the people were obtained. They were bought from slave traders, from their native lands. Not excusing it, or condoning it, but its part of earths history.

    18. Re: It's like the metric system... by caveqat101 · · Score: 1

      I still think, Columbus heard of, or saw one of the older maps of the fishing banks off Canada, saw the rough outline of land there, and thought China. The map mentioned, shows an approximation that could be misinterpreted as Norway. A finger of land, and an entering bay.

    19. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, but if it wasn't there, and the world was the same size, he would have most certainly died in the journey having exhausted all food and other resources on board... if a big storm in the gigantic ocean didn't sink the ships first.

    20. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the Carribean no. You are thinking Mesoamerica and the Mississipi Civilization (facinating group, but history never gives them any talk)

    21. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then the Europeans brought CIVILIZATION and enslaved their women and killed their warriors. What an improvement!

    22. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if it were another thousand miles further west he starves.

    23. Re:It's like the metric system... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Yet Bede already had no doubts about it in the 8th century CE and regularly used it in his works on astronomy and timekeeping. And quite obviously we're not talking about the uneducated masses, but rather about people who ought to have at least some basic knowledge.

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    24. Re:It's like the metric system... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Well Alexander Fleming was not trying to discover the first antibiotic, yet he did, should we stop crediting him for that?

      Shouldn't we first start crediting him for that? Who even heard of Alexander Fleming? Yet everybody learns about Columbus discovering America, but without mentioning that he immediately started to enslave and kill the indeginous population, and used their children as sex slaves. Why does a guy who destroyed so many lives deserve so much more credit than someone who's discovery actually saved countless lives?

    25. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously haven't had a look at the extent of the Inca and Aztec empires.

    26. Re:It's like the metric system... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I have had a look. And as large as those were, they pale next to the territory that the Spanish were able to seize with a few decades from Columbus.

    27. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Discovered" or not, Columbus established long lasting interaction between the continents, even if the reason he managed to establish it was because he was bad at math and a con man. He's still an important historical figure.

    28. Re:It's like the metric system... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      You forgot the germs.

      Always wash your hands.

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    29. Re:It's like the metric system... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      There are some suggestions that he was aware, from previous visitors to North America, including those going to the rich fishing grounds off the coast, that America existed and that by sailing relatively south was seeking to miss it.

      Actually, he didn't have much of a choice in sailing south. Turning north is how you get blown back to Europe.

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    30. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were theories of a north western continent* that predated Columbus which also assumed it was an island. On that basis going far enough south and missing it was an entirely reasonable concept.

      Given that it generally slopes away west (in general) as you go south added credence to the idea that it was a large island.

      * much like it was assumed there was a great southern Pacific continent before it was actually found.

    31. Re: It's like the metric system... by danlip · · Score: 1

      True, but the system of slavery in the US and Caribbean really brought slavery to an industrial scale and drove demand through the roof.

    32. Re: It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But from hollywood movies, I understood that slavery among native americans was drasticaly different from the later slavery to the "white man".
      Hollywood lies here???

    33. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were probably plenty of people who were not educated and did not know.

      Intuition tends to be that the Earth is flat. With trigonometry and some simple observations you can demonstrate that to be false, but the number of people who bootstrap themselves to that point with no formal education is very low. Most people would have had to be told, and universal education is a pretty modern concept.

    34. Re:It's like the metric system... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I'm not referring to the myth of the widespread misconception, of which I'm very well aware; I'm referring to the alleged (and unnamed) two pig-headed Byzantine guys. That has nothing to do with what you're writing about.

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    35. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, that guy was awesome. They should make Columbus an honorary American citizen, the first American to kick ass and take names. I like that.

      Columbus kicked ass and GAVE names. It's a step up on the pretentiousness scale. Thanks to globalization, most US people now understand that India is a place which happens to be populated by a different race of people known as Indians. That's why they now call them Native Americans, after a fraudulent map copier from Italy. Even when referred to by their chosen names, it's generally only used for the name of the otherwise undesirable chunk of land called a reservation.

    36. Re: It's like the metric system... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      IIUC, the Carthagenians were more thorough that the US ever was. The records are a bit suspect though, as the Romans hated the Carthagenians, and that's where we get most of our information. OTOH, they approved of the Carthegenian handling of slaves. (One of?) the sole pieces of literature that they preserved from Carthegage was a book on how to manage slaves.

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    37. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Spaniards' great sin was to have better technology? Your "argument" is just nonsense, sorry.

    38. Re:It's like the metric system... by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you have got lost in this thread with its series of replies and misunderstand the topic. My argument is solely that Columbus is remembered and talked about more than the Norsemen because his journeys ultimately had a much greater impact on world history through the Spanish military and political power he brought to the New World. That's all, and I think that's a reasonable explanation for his continued prominence in accounts of history and in popular culture.

    39. Re: It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the main difference with the American slavery is that the Americans put in the constitution that blacks were only 3/5 human. That was pretty unprecedented for any country where slavery was practiced. When you consider their reason its even more alarming to realize that they did that to ensure that the blacks wont one day be competitors in their freemarket capitalistic economic system. Yes, the founding fathers were quite a greedy bunch. I mean, being highly educated men, they obviously knew better but they just didnt care.

    40. Re:It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So they were dicks, just not as big of ones cause they couldn't reach 'em?

    41. Re: It's like the metric system... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is sad that you have that thoughts on spanish America's colonization.

      I recommend you to read about Bartolome de las Casas or about Queen Isabel testament.

      Dont forget that in most south America native american is the most common ethic group: in north America native americans live in reserves

  8. And the people before "Native Americans" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course there is good evidence that Native Americans killed them all off somehow....

    1. Re:And the people before "Native Americans" by Sique · · Score: 1

      The evidence is so good, that sofar, we don't have any evidence about them ever being in the Americas in the first place.

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    2. Re:And the people before "Native Americans" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is indeed the standard talking point you're supposed to adhere to... unfortunately, it isn't true.

    3. Re:And the people before "Native Americans" by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually there are several pieces of evidence that the Norse travelled widely in Northern America. Not convincing, and not proof, but quite suggestive. They also suggest that the particular people who left the evidence weren't killed, though there's no evidence that they ever returned home.

      Do remember that the wandering Norse were usually second sons of the noble class, or members of their household. They didn't have much to come back to, so settling down in a tribe of natives wouldn't have been such a bad deal. And they had presents to win friendship with. Iron knives, e.g. Lief Ericsson's party did fairly well for months before the locals decided that this was just too many strangers camping on THEIR hunting grounds. (Or whatever really set them off. The explanation in the saga isn't any more the cause than Jenkin's ear was the cause of the "War of Jenkin's ear". It was just the final straw.) Lone wanderers wouldn't have caused that kind of problem, and would have seemed quite interresting.

      That said, wandering around alone *is* dangerous. You wouldn't do it unless your boat was too damaged to trust for the trip back. But that's *not* an unreasonable supposition.

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  9. VIKINGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignore the barbaric, idiotic vikings...

    1. Re:VIKINGS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2014/09/140926-vikings-norse-raiding-berserkers-scandinavia-winroth/

  10. Hand it back! by dohzer · · Score: 1

    So I guess the yanks no longer own it. Time to hand it back!

  11. That's the Italian way for you by marcello_dl · · Score: 5, Funny

    A guy who is reported as traveling in China in fact was getting into America 200 years before a guy who bumped into America when trying to reach India using a shortcut which in fact was much longer.

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    1. Re:That's the Italian way for you by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that people from Genoa and Venice will be at it again. ;-) "Our guy was first!" "No, our guy was first! And your guy sucked!"

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
  12. Probably a false document by knwny · · Score: 1

    From the quoted article: "One reason the parchments have languished since then is their idiosyncrasy. They tell of people and places absent not just from Polo’s narrative but from known history. And they’re an awkward fit for the era’s known map styles—Portolan sailing charts, the grids and projections of Ptolemy, and the medieval schematics known as mappae mundi" Looks like this too will ultimately be attributed to bored late-Medieval period pranksters.

  13. So... by ruir · · Score: 1

    he saw (old) Chinese maps...It does not mean he actually was there. It is rumoured that the Portuguese "discovered" so much of the world because of the very same reason.

    1. Re:So... by eggstasy · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure if you look at a map you will see that the vast majority of our discoveries were ON THE WAY to China, haha, or entirely in the opposite direction, across the Atlantic Ocean :)
      Like, you know, the entirety of Africa, India, and Brazil? :)
      We certainly didn't discover the Bering Strait or anything up north. Beyond China, we went to Japan and Indonesia and that's about it.

    2. Re:So... by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      he saw (old) Chinese maps...It does not mean he actually was there.

      The back even says "Made in China".

  14. John Cabot? by fremsley471 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the journey were reversed, Columbus would have discovered the Azores. The first exploration by Europeans [who recorded their discovery] of continental North America in 1497 was led by John Cabot. He was always thought of as the discoverer of America until the early C19th (why would a bunch of British immigrants credit a Spaniard?).

    Then came the War of 1814, burning of the White House, etc. and a wave of anti-British sentiment. Suddenly, the US's founding father became good ol' Christopher.

    1. Re:John Cabot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Cabot, aka Giovanni Caboto;( c. 1450 – c. 1499) was an Italian navigator and explorer )

    2. Re:John Cabot? by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J..., aka Giovanni Caboto;( c. 1450 â" c. 1499) was an Italian navigator and explorer )

      Yes, and GP is also wrong about Columbus being a "Spaniard." His journey may have been financed by Spain but he was from Genoa (in modern-day ITALY).

      Both Cabot and Columbus were Italians.

    3. Re:John Cabot? by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction- but why is Spaniard in quotations? It's not derogatory or euphemistic. It's the name for people from Spain!

    4. Re:John Cabot? by markass530 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yea but he was commissioned by England

    5. Re:John Cabot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who calls Columbus a founding father???

    6. Re:John Cabot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he uses quotes to indicate that he's quoting you, not to indicate that the term is being used outside of typical usage.
      no need to take offense.

    7. Re:John Cabot? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      Then came the War of 1814

      War of 1812.

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    8. Re:John Cabot? by fremsley471 · · Score: 1

      Not offended, just curious at the use of a quote for one term. Apologies if it came across that I was affronted in any way.

    9. Re:John Cabot? by Andy_R · · Score: 1

      Presumably because it's a quotation.

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    10. Re: John Cabot? by flieghund · · Score: 1
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    11. Re:John Cabot? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      Sure, he was from Genoa. Or maybe he was the son of Polish King Wladyslaw III. There's many conflicting hypotheses.

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    12. Re:John Cabot? by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      And anti-Canadian sentiment :D Okok Canada wasn't even formed but still, we claim to burn it down, yay.

    13. Re:John Cabot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Part of the financing of the Cabot expedition came from a Bristrol trader named Richard Ameryk http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Amerike. Ameryk was mainly trading fish from Iceland and probably also bypassed the Icelandics by trading directly with the Greenland settlements who obtained their fish from further west, such as the Grand Banks. It is likely that America was called that by people in Bristol well before Colubus 'discovered' it, and in fact he may have heard about America on the voyage he made in 1476 to Bristol and Iceland.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2139486/Did-English-expedition-BEAT-Columbus-Americas-Record-bank-loan-sailor-North-America-1497-hints-first.html

  15. Because of european perspective by aepervius · · Score: 3, Informative

    Because discovery imply being unknown before. If you are already inhabiting the body (carabic, australia, americas) this is already known to you. So naturally discovery implies the perspective of somebody for which it was previously unknown. Combine that with the fact most of the history here around is seen from the european perspective at worst, eurasian at best, and it is immediately understandable why this is seen as a discovery.

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    1. Re:Because of european perspective by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      By europeans. Not by the rest of us.

    2. Re:Because of european perspective by hackertourist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd say being able to spread the knowledge of your discovery is an important part of that discovery. After the Vikings reached America, one tribe knew about the discovery and it was subsequently forgotten. After Columbus discovered America, this knowledge spread throughout Europe.

    3. Re:Because of european perspective by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      No, it was not forgotten. The knowledge was still there, it was just seen as a bad investment at the time to try and settle there, for various socioeconomical and political reasons.

      Icelandic Norse still had that knowledge for example, and Icelandic sources dated to the late 1400's mention him visiting there and talking to local sailors and traders

    4. Re:Because of european perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "History is written by the winners."

      In this case, Europeans (as broad a term as that can be) because at some point in time English, French, Spanish, Portuguese and Dutch people were fighting about some plot of land or another in this "New World" they had found. There is a cool bit by Louis CK on the subject.

      I remember a trip to St. Thomas where the tour guide (because we *had* to take a tour) took us to a hill that overlooked a beautiful bay, and was kinda bored going over how many times it had changed hands between English, French and Dutch, lather, rinse, repeat. Battle after battle over a couple of decades.

      Now, had the Sioux, Cherokee, Navajo, Incas, Caribs, Caracas, Mayans, Aztecs and other tribes just killed all the Euro invaders that had come, and even crossed the Atlantic (though they'd have a different name for it) and killed the Europeans that were already living there, we'd be telling (and living) a whole different story and History today. There would be reservations for Native Europeans, and tours of medieval castles would talk about an ancient lost civilization and how the world would end on 2011 according to the French calendar.

    5. Re:Because of european perspective by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      Icelandic Norse still had that knowledge for example, and Icelandic sources dated to the late 1400's mention him visiting there and talking to local sailors and traders

      Cite this, please.

    6. Re:Because of european perspective by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      Church records from IngjaldshÃll church in Snaefellsnes, which also led to a painting of Columbus speaking to locals.

      Columbus himself wrote a short notice about having travelled to Ireland and Iceland in 1477.

    7. Re:Because of european perspective by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      It's extremely disingenuous of you not to cite alongside these the immense controversy over Columbus's claim. It's far from settled that Columbus actually visited Iceland.

    8. Re:Because of european perspective by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Exactly this, I'm not saying there ever were Atlanteans, but if there were, and if they discovered electricity and the electric light, does it count?

      Apparently not.

    9. Re:Because of european perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would be why voyages to North America (Baffin Island mostly) kept up from the 10th century through the 17th, right?
      Because it was "forgotten"?

      They just didn't build cities, just summer camps and traded with the locals is all.

    10. Re:Because of european perspective by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      "History is written by the winners."

      This adage only applied for the brief period where things were written down and later read by others, but the process of writing things down and making things known to others could be centrally controlled. That time is over.

      History is no longer written by the "winner".

      We no longer accept a version of history that sees WWI as aggression by the animalistic Hun. Nor do we accept a version of history that says "Europeans ROOL!" instead that version is just thought of as a European perspective and one among many perspectives. Written and aural history is no longer thought of as principally a tool to maintain the pre-existing hegemony. Hence, we no longer regard Columbus as the discoverer of the American continents. This is just american mythology to maintain a hegemony that we (particularly us non-americans) are not interested in. The people who discovered it before Columbus discovered it.

  16. Bill & Ted Were There First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill: You ditched Napoleon!

    Ted: Deacon, do you realize you have just stranded one of Europe's greatest leaders in San Dimas?

    Deacon: He was a dick.

    1. Re:Bill & Ted Were There First! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill & Ted Were There First!

      Correct! But they only stopped to fix the antenna...

  17. You discover countries... by having flags! by fantomas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oblig. Eddie Izzard clip... no flag, no country!

  18. Newsflash!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What about all the people discovering new planets, new species, new galaxies?
    Who really cares about some guy that ran into some land that had already been discovered and had people living in it?
    Hell, there have been all sorts of artifacts found from Egypt and China in the US from eons before this supposedly discovery.

    Old news are old.

    1. Re:Newsflash!!! by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

      Hell, there have been all sorts of artifacts found from Egypt and China in the US from eons before this supposedly discovery

      They explained this on the "History" channel.

      It was aliens.

      (you know, I think I prefered it when they were the Hitler Channel, and 95% of their shows were WW2-related)

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    2. Re:Newsflash!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ancient Aliens is pure comic gold, you have to wonder where they come up with this stuff.

      If nothing else watch is for Tsoukalos's hair.

    3. Re:Newsflash!!! by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 1

      I don't want to excuse the "History" channel's many transgressions (and there are many) but they did air a well received documentary on the subject a couple of years back. Search the intertubes for "WHO REALLY DISCOVERED AMERICA". Most of the theories presented are speculative, though some are supported by circumstancial evidence. No aliens involved (this time).

  19. BTW Robin Williams Died! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n/t

  20. Because Europeans didn't know about it by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Just because one group of people knows about something, doesn't mean another group can't discover it as well. It would be much like if aliens visited Earth. They could discover Earth, and humanity. Doesn't matter we were already here, it is still a discovery to them.

    1. Re:Because Europeans didn't know about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, otherwise someday we'll make contact with an advanced alien species that's had FTL travel for eons, and once we find out they sent a survey crew to map Earth in 100,000 BC, it'll turn out that humans never discovered anything.

  21. So where were the chili peppers? by jphamlore · · Score: 1

    If the Chinese did explore the Americas well before Columbus, they would have done better to have brought back some chili peppers?

    1. Re:So where were the chili peppers? by jrumney · · Score: 1

      And if the Vikings did explore the Americas, they would have done better to introduce some olives, right?

    2. Re:So where were the chili peppers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Olives in the freezing north areas of Europe? You'll find them much further south near the Mediterranean Sea.

    3. Re:So where were the chili peppers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whoosh

    4. Re:So where were the chili peppers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, the Chinese have been eating Chili for centuries, case in point the Guilin area is know for its Chili Sauce:

      Guilin Chili Sauce
      Lee Kum Kee Guilin Chili Sauce was developed from a century old recipe in Guilin, China.

      Since that region was "settled" in 314BC i don't see why they would need "foreign" chili a few millenia later?

    5. Re:So where were the chili peppers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There aren't any chili peppers in Alaska.

    6. Re:So where were the chili peppers? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      It might be interesting to do a genetic comparison of the two strains. There's various other evidence that the Chinese had, at least occasional, contact with somewhere around Peru. Not really convincing (to me), but definitely enough to make it seem plausible.

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  22. I heard he discovered the north valley by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

    While he was enjoying the view, he remarked, "Ah, Van Nuys.."

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  23. It's fake by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Poloshopped

  24. Polo? by jandersen · · Score: 1

    Hmm, it always grates against my soul when people use names without checking whether it is usage; I'm probably just being pedantic.

    So, historically things like last names were not commonly used the way we do now; I don't recall when they came into use. So, you would call people by their personal names + perhaps a description - 'John the Baptist', 'Leonardo da Vinci', 'Genghis Khan' etc. The last is not really a name as much as a title: 'Great Khan' - his name was Temüjin, but still you see him referred to as 'Khan', as if it were his last name. Sigh. And then, of course, Marco Polo. I suspect it is a resonably safe guess that 'Polo' is not the correct way to refer to him - he should be called 'Marco'.

    1. Re:Polo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It always grates against my soul when people correct other people without checking whether they're actually correct to do so. I'm probably just being pedantic.

      But you DO have access to Wikipedia, right? So you COULD have checked this. It turns out that Marco Polo's parents also went by the name Polo, so it seems it is the family name and Marco Polo abbr. Polo is a perfectly correct designation according to modern usage.

      You "don't recall" when surnames came into use? Or you never knew? Well now you know that in Italy it was before the time of Marco Polo. Stick that among the collection of historical tidbits you learned from the backs of cereal packets or from ACs on Slashdot. Soon it'll be big enough that you'll be able to lecture people on historical correctness and get it right. How cool will that be?

      *facepalm*

    2. Re:Polo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, it always grates against my soul when people use names without checking whether it is usage

      I suspect it is a resonably safe guess that 'Polo' is not the correct way to refer to him

      So how much did your own comment grate against your soul?

    3. Re:Polo? by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Heh, I keep forgetting that when you comment on things in slashdot, you are dealing with a largely hostile audience. Thanks for reminding me.

      Marco Polo's parents also went by the name Polo

      You are missing the point - 'Polo' would be understood as a reference to the family, not the person. Of course, a brilliant individual like you wouldn't have missed that.

    4. Re:Polo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So just calling someone by their last name never happens? Is it illegal or something?

    5. Re:Polo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Marco Polo's parents also went by the name Polo

      You are missing the point - 'Polo' would be understood as a reference to the family, not the person.

      And that's how individuals are formally referred to in news and articles these days: by their last names. An article about the current US president will contain things like "Obama said..." referring to Barack. If Polo was Marco's family name, it is consistent with the standards in use today to refer to him as "Polo". How he would have been referred to in writings of his time is irrelevant to the correct way to do it in writings of our time.

  25. No. by Aryden · · Score: 1

    Until something is found predating L'anse aux Meadows, the Europeans to find the Americas were the Norse.

  26. Marco Polo a "Discoverer"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marco Polo did never ever discover anything. What he ever did is traveling under Mongol Protection accompanied by small Mongol Warrior detachments using their knowledge of the countryside.

    Everything else I call bunkers.

  27. Get in line by paiute · · Score: 3, Funny

    When Columbus pulled into harbor that day in 1492, he had to wait for a berth as the docks were crowded with Vikings, Chinese, Egyptians, Phoenicians, Micronesians, and extraterrestrials.

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  28. Pot calling the kettle black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really you should read something about, and not just the simple BS you learned in 3rd grade about how all white people are evil and he really did not discover anything. If you actually read something about him you will realize that he was a great guy. Sure he had his problems, but overall he was better than 90 % of the others out there. When Eurpoeans found America it was inevitable that the natives were going to get the short end of the stick, but being that as it may he was the one guy you wanted to 'discover america' He did not come over to 'exploit' the new world, unlike most of the hangers oners that he brought over. Actually he was brought back to Europe in Chains because he was not doing enough to further the interests of the elite (read exploit natives). So lets celebrate Columbus, and all explorers on Columbus day. America has been discovered many times by many different ethnicities, and they should all be celebrated. Fuck even the Native Americans are not native to America. They came across on the bearing land bridge and supplanted some other indeginous people or animals.

    -Fun Fact. Christopher Columbus had red hair when he was young. That means that two Europeans who discovered America by contemporary accounts were red heads.

  29. Polo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That just goes to show you most people are faggots and will happily make fun of people for not knowing the stuff they do not know on a level that is different from the level they do not know stuff on. Knowledge is gay. What is important is good looking hair, a large penis size, and not being part of one of the hated races(white people)

  30. EuroAmericanEuphoria by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Marco Vater Polo the III Discovered Europe for the first time, the primitive Europeans little appreciated the irony there in.
    Of course Europe had been discovered seven thousand years before, before even the evolution of the modern indigenous tribal Europeans by enlightened peoples from the Americas who brought the light of the world to these dark an and twisted savages. Realizing the Europeans were not yet ready for advanced development they retreated quietly back to their homelands across the seas.

  31. wrong again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found it when I went back in time in my time drone 200bc

  32. Unlikely by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

    I'm going with Phoenicians at about 350 BC as the first westerners in the Americas.

  33. Bering Straits by tomhath · · Score: 2

    People had been crossing over from Asia for thousands of years when Marco Polo was in China. It shouldn't be a surprise that some knowledge of the other continent was circulating.

  34. I solved the mystery by slashmydots · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually, there is strong evidence that the Native Americans discovered America.

    1. Re:I solved the mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, there is strong evidence that the Native Americans discovered America.

      Nope. It was the Clovis People.

    2. Re:I solved the mystery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "Native Americans" are, as you implicitly point out, not native Americans.

    3. Re:I solved the mystery by ignavus · · Score: 2

      Actually, there is strong evidence that the Native Americans discovered America.

      No. Their ancestors did. The Asian people who first discovered North America were not, by definition, native to America - they were native Asians. Their descendants were native Americans, but by then, North America had already been discovered.

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  35. "Discovered" America? by MagickalMyst · · Score: 0

    Native Americans might argue that. And they would have a point.

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  36. Did black Africans reach America before Columbus? by g8oz · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A...

    "While in Egypt, Musa explained the way that he had inherited the throne after the abdication of the previous ruler. He explained that in 1310, the emperor financed the building of 200 vessels of men and another 200 of supplies to explore the limits of the sea "

    The story suggests that 13th century Malian emperor Abu Bakr II led an expedition that reached the mouth of the Amazon river before disappearing forever into the rain forest.

  37. Or he discoverd Canada... by franblets · · Score: 1

    This part of the US wasn't added until 1959.

    1. Re:Or he discoverd Canada... by bhv · · Score: 1

      But it was never Canadian.

  38. After actually reading TFA... by theronb · · Score: 1

    ...(I know that's not generally done) two things are apparent: 1) The "discovery" should be credited to the Chinese, not this Polo character, and 2) the supporting evidence is all very shaky, especially the provenence behind the maps.

  39. Re:Did black Africans reach America before Columbu by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

    Malaria. Went the other way than Small Pox did for the Spanish.

  40. We know Columbus had maps by laughingskeptic · · Score: 1

    but it has never been clear what maps he showed the Queen of Spain. If he had a map from Marco Polo that showed a large chunk of something East of Asia that was not Spain, I think this would have been a compelling argument to go check out what was to the West of Spain.

  41. Leif Ericson by Teunis · · Score: 1

    Leif Ericson out of Europe for "first discoveries" (although it was another man who actually told him about it). Since the Baffin Island camps at least lasted until the 17th century ... a MUCH more solid claim than any of the southerners.
    for folks coming from the East, the date keeps getting pushed back, however long before the Sphinx existed at this point of knowledge although rather later than when Australia was settled.

    1. Re:Leif Ericson by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Since the Baffin Island camps at least lasted until the 17th century

      [citation needed]

      I know of the South Greenland settlements - with stone/ turf huts rather than the tents that "camp" implies - but ISTR that they died out or merged into the Inuit by around 1500.

      17th century is considerably later than the archaeological record that I've heard of, and Baffin Island is a long way from South Greenland (*) ; neither extension is incredible, but claims like that do need to be defended.

      (*) Even in modern boats, it took a colleague several days to sail up to Disko a couple of years ago, though that was early in the season to get positioned for the ice-free weather window.

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    2. Re:Leif Ericson by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      The Vikings did get as far as Baffin Island. But I haven't foiund any evidence of them remaining there later than the 14th century.

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  42. Incidentally, Greenland referred to Labrador by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Greenland" the Vikings discovered was Labrador, hence being green. For whatever reason, people interpreted it as being a different island.

  43. Re:Did black Africans reach America before Columbu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A small minority of researchers, including Ivan van Sertima formerly of Rutgers University, and Malian researcher Gaoussou Diawara, claim that Abubakari II successfully traveled to the New World.[3][4] [5]

    The consensus among mainstream archaeologists, anthropologists, ethnohistorians, linguists, and other modern pre-Columbian scholars is that there is no evidence of any such voyage reaching the Americas, and that there are insufficient evidential grounds to suppose there has been contact between Africa and the New World at any point in the pre-Columbian era.[6] A BBC article titled "Africa's greatest explorer", summarizes the controversy from the perspectives of the scholars and historians in Mali.[7]

    The first tip off that it's probably bullshit is the 400 ships claim. How many times has any empire ever commissioned hundreds of ships for a singular task? This guy is just puffing himself up.

    And second, the "disappearing forever" means there conveniently is no need to have credible witnesses.

  44. AFAIK this is wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Re: "No Asian sources mention the footloose Italian."

    I have seen in a documentary, original, Chinese documentation mentioning Marco Polo. The Chinese had a durable bureaucracy that was professional and educated. The manuscript was created in the correct era too, which is to say during the reign of Kublai Khan.

    I cannot provide the source references as it was about 10 years ago (or more) that I saw it. That's kind of a bummer but I know I saw it.

  45. Columbus, aware of the New World? by Alien1024 · · Score: 1

    "... they suggest Polo was aware of the New World two centuries before Columbus."

    I'm not sure Columbus was ever "aware of the New World"; he probably always thought he had reached the East Indies. On the other hand, it's a well-known fact that the Vikings or the Norse "discovered" the Americas no later than the 11th century.