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6,000 Year Old Temple Unearthed In Ukraine
An anonymous reader writes A massive archaeological dig of an ancient Ukrainian village first begun in 2009 has yielded a discovery that I sort of hope ends up inspiring a video game: a massive, scary-sounding temple. From the article: "Inside the temple, archaeologists found the remains of eight clay platforms, which may have been used as altars, the finds suggested. A platform on the upper floor contains "numerous burnt bones of lamb, associated with sacrifice," write Burdo and Videiko, of the Institute of Archaeology of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine. The floors and walls of all five rooms on the upper floor were "decorated by red paint, which created [a] ceremonial atmosphere."
Maybe this is what Putin has been after.
Maybe this is what Putin has been after.
Temple Run?
Based solely on the description provided, this would make for a great setting in D&D.
Lich? Wight? Vampire? Evil mage? Jar Jar Binks?
We will bankrupt ourselves in the vain search for absolute security. -- Dwight D. Eisenhower
As long as they don't dig up some ancient predator or alien it's good.
All we really want to know is: did they find a Stargate?
It's a mother fucking Gehawd.
If so, we might be screwed.
I write sci-fi for metalheads
the full article seems to be a bit disappointing...
Because of the bones? That's doesn't sound any scarier than the BBQ rib joint down the street.
Have gnu, will travel.
I mean the linking was christian science monitor -> live science. Why link the christian science monitor which was 1/3 of the info and not directly linking this :
http://www.livescience.com/483...
No seriously I want the editor tell me WHY ?
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If it is the Idol of Glory you seek, you'll find it in the Hall of Statues.
To reach the hall, you could navigate the roof and descend from the awnings, but you must be wary of the swinging arm traps that will wait there. Otherwise you must traverse the Swamplord's Sanctum, and brave the Mudmen guards with their foam-tipped poles. The choice is yours, challenger.
Western media lost no time to put the blame on burying it squarely on Russia, with RT wasting no time declaring how the temple was originally built by Russian forces and how they will gladly provide archaeological aid to examine it. A convoy is already en route, of course it consists mostly of military material to ensure that any kind of necessary heavy duty equipment will be available. The west immediately complained and sent a contingent of a few thousand observers and advisers, just in case anything needs to be observed or anyone needs any kind of advice. After a few days of heated threats and accusations the only agreement is that nobody gets closer than 2 miles to the ruins until some sort of agreement can be achieved.
Ruins? Oh, right, a stray artillery strike hit the temple. In a rare case of unity both sides immediately agreed on who is to blame: THE OTHER SIDE!
We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
...immeditately declared that the temple was obvious built by Russians and demanded Ukraine return it.
Conan: Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!
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ive rooms on the upper floor were "decorated by red paint,
Run!!!!!!
SJW's don't eliminate discrimination. They just expropriate it for themselves.
You seem completely confused about military behavior by national demographics. You're thinking of either Muslims or Southeast Asian communists. Russians, on the other hand, have a distinct reverence for history. For example, when the Bolsheveks took St Petersburg they rather famously protected the Winter Palace and the Hermitage from any kind of vandalism.
Peace through Power!
Everyone knows jesus created ALL THE THINGS like 2000 years ago.
stupid scientists! /s
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come home, set them on fire." - George Carlin
Was there a pillar, glowing, that said 'idi ka mne'? If so, run.
So 6000 years ago God creates the universe and these guys show up on day one and start building temples? What dicks!
I'm betting that Eden is somewhere in the area. Seriously, if they are going to troll God that hard, you just knew they built this thing within viewing distance of the Garden. They probably played loud music all night, too.
...were they able to disarm the poison darts, large bowling ball and swinging scythes?
"Who are you?" "No one of consequence." "I must know." "Get used to disappointment."
Since we're reversing things, I think it's safer to say "In Soviet Ukraine, ancient temple inhumes you."
Ezekiel 23:20
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Perhaps it was built by Adam & Eve, being 6000 years old and all. Maybe this was after The Fall, when sin and paganism entered the world, hence all the stuff about altars and platforms.
Archeologists have a prejudice that every ancient building is a religious temple. They shy away from secular uses. When was the last time you heard about an ancient discovery that was toy, or a a bracelet that did not give the wearer a connection to the Gods?
So, I'll throw. From what I read so far, it could be a bar.
Or a brothel. Hmm, that's back to worshiping...
..and it was just destroyed by a "radical" religious sect.
No, he's thinking of the US military's insistence on bulldozing an airfield well into the protected archeological zone of Babylon, destroying (IIRC) an unexcavated mound and a minor temple in the process. (Then to add insult to injury, they abandoned the project because it wasn't needed, something they were told well before starting work.).
"Think about how stupid the average person is. Now, realise that half of them are dumber than that." - George Carlin
Could anyone explain the last sentence to me? What has this discovery to do with Putin? Seriously ...
I assume there is a 6000 year old statue of Putin slaying a tiger somewhere in this village.
And you must not be thinking of the Russians famously defecating in the hallways of the Czechoslovak National Museum after ransacking it and destroying what they could not steal in 1967.
Tell me about reverence by the Russians for anything other than vodka.
OOPS, 1968. Fat fingers strike again.
Wow! They found a temple at the dawn of Earth's Creation!
See also: "A Colder War"
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Blessed is he who expects the worst, for he shall not be disappointed.
Atleast compared to you, Putin is an angel, but it's like comparing two blobs of shit.
Why do these stories never have pictures? Sure they have pics of some bones, but I want to see inside the temple...
It's not like the natives wouldn't do it themselves. Their neighbors in Syria have been at it ever since the civil war started.
Ezekiel 23:20
I assume that Russian archaeologists have found proof that ancient Ukraine actually worshiped the Sun-god Poo-ten, who was granted an eternal right to return when He saw fit.
Because everybody knows he smells like ass.
The difference, of course, is that Czechoslovakia was never a part of Russia in any way, shape or form, while Ukraine is a cradle of the entire Eastern Slavic civilization.
So they bilt this not only in one day but the very day after the earth was craterd? I don't think.
Haven't read TFA but I do know Roman battalions advanced by marching for a few days, stopping at a strategic point, and proceed to turn a nearby forest into a 3 storey fort in a single day. The forts were all of the same design and required ~5,000 trees to build, each man was an expert at a specific task. Reinforcements moved from fort to fort and signal towers were set up in between so that there was a visual link along the entire path. Today, we call this strategy a "supply line".
The Romans did a similar thing building up their Navy with spectacular speed when circumstances required, it was a classic "assembly line production" that existed 2000yrs before Henry Ford "invented" it. They also stole the boat design from the Carthaginians who had kindly numbered all the individual planks for them (no IP lawyers back then).
For a modern army or even a well organised militia, erecting a fake ruin in a day is definitely doable, so it boils down to motivation, which both sides have in spades.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
Personally I think they are both "good men" in the sense that their heart is in the right place, but it's certainly not unheard of for good men to go to war.
And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
The difference between a sacrificial altar and a butcher shop / BBQ joint is the words people say when they're there, and the article says that culture didn't have writing. If the person in charge asks the customers what favors they want from the gods, it's a temple; if they ask whether you want regular or extra crispy, it's a BBQ joint, and in some cultures they're going to thank the gods for the life of the animal even if it's a BBQ joint. In a temple, it's more likely that some parts of the animal will get burned instead of eaten, and in a BBQ joint, it's more likely that there'll be spices on the meat, and maybe priests get paid a bigger share than a butcher and cook, but none of those are universal across known cultures.
Also, the article says it was a two-story building; just because it's underground millennia later doesn't mean it was underground at the time.
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The difference, of course, is that Czechoslovakia was never a part of Russia in any way, shape or form
Except for the thousands of square miles of Czech territory annexed by the Soviet Union in 1945.
just cuz you can build something in a day doesn't mean you could build it in a day, then bury it for a thousand years!
Typical CNN sensationalist report, finding bones is not evidence of sacrifice, maybe they were just hungry?
I guess it all depends on whether you're an over-simplifying idiot-troll or not.
For example, when the Bolsheveks took St Petersburg they rather famously protected the Winter Palace and the Hermitage from any kind of vandalism.
Well that's lovely. I'm glad they protected buildings while murdering so many, ya know, people.
or just a barbecue bistro with shapely serving girls.
It's not like the natives wouldn't do it themselves. Their neighbors in Syria have been at it ever since the civil war started.
You're right. That makes it excusable.
A massive archaeological dig of an ancient Ukrainian village first begun in 2009 has yielded a discovery that I sort of hope ends up inspiring a video game: a massive, scary-sounding temple. From the article: "Inside the temple, archaeologists found the remains of eight clay platforms, which may have been used as altars, the finds suggested. A platform on the upper floor contains "numerous burnt bones of lamb, associated with sacrifice," write Burdo and Videiko, of the Institute of Archaeology of the National Academy of Sciences of Ukraine. The floors and walls of all five rooms on the upper floor were "decorated by red paint, which created [a] ceremonial atmosphere."
If this inspires a video game, it sounds like it'll be a platformer, and with the temple being that old, there'll probably be scrolls. A scrolling platformer.
Yawn... Boring.
You seem to be completely oblivious to the fact that the commies demolished a large number of churches of great achitectonic and historical importance during their terror reign. And that's not the thing of the past it seems - just recently Russians (i.e. the Russian Orthodox Church) have irreversibly destroyed ancient mural paintings of the German St.Katharina Church in Arnau (KÃnigsberg area, today occupied by Russia). Kirche Arnau - News. The Russians only seem to value history that suits them, otherwise they are behaving like vandals.
What? There are people that think Henry Ford invented the assembly line?
Assembly lines pre-date even the Romans, they were in use by the Chinese at least a couple of hundred years BC.
I didn't realise the Henry Ford assembly line idea was even a thing, there are really people that ignorant? Is it an idea born from those who believe in American exceptionalism or something?
How is Putin's heart in any way in the right place? All he cares about is power and he's willing to send young men to die for that, willing to remove people's liberty arbitrarily for that and he's willing to make entire minorities targets of hate crime to build up popularity through creating a populist target of blame.
Obama certainly can be framed as a bumbling idiot trying to do the right thing but messing up, but Putin? He's firmly into the evil portion of the spectrum of good and bad.
No, he's thinking of the US military's insistence on bulldozing an airfield well into the protected archeological zone of Babylon, destroying (IIRC) an unexcavated mound and a minor temple in the process. (Then to add insult to injury, they abandoned the project because it wasn't needed, something they were told well before starting work.).
Babylon was never part of the US so the US army was correct to bulldoze that mound.
Mortal Kombat!
It's a test site for project Koschei
Timothy... Come on this is slashdot. We don't do politics. Why the Putin bashing in the end?
Just report the news. Leave the biases to Fox.
Maybe this is what Obomo has been after
They wanted to flatten Stonehenge during WW2.
As others of that culture were. Um, guys, is it unreasonable of me to not assume that they burnt them due to plague, but rather that they were burnt down by invaders, and there was no one left to live there?
mark
Fuck! You actually got it!!
It is not a temple at all, just a shoarma restaurant for Vikings.
-- 29A the number of the Beast
Don't be so sure about that.
In the sacrificial rites of the ancient Greeks only some parts of the slaughtered animals were consecrated to the gods (the fat and a few other small parts) while the rest were properly roasted and consumed, with spices and all I suppose and wine.
And this was not only true for the Greek, the Aztec did the same ... just that they preferred humans instead of oxen or lambs. I'm curious on how human shoarma may taste.
-- 29A the number of the Beast
Putin
Is not rich enough. He is after anything
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there are really people that ignorant?
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Wow. First they tell us about 30 pyramids discovered in the Ukranian peninsula (older than Giza), and now this.