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MARS, Inc: We Are Running Out of Chocolate

schwit1 writes There's no easy way to say this: You're eating too much chocolate, all of you. And it's getting so out of hand that the world could be headed towards a potentially disastrous (if you love chocolate) scenario if it doesn't stop. ... Chocolate deficits, whereby farmers produce less cocoa than the world eats, are becoming the norm. Already, we are in the midst of what could be the longest streak of consecutive chocolate deficits in more than 50 years. It also looks like deficits aren't just carrying over from year-to-year—the industry expects them to grow. Last year, the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced. By 2020, the two chocolate-makers warn that that number could swell to 1 million metric tons, a more than 14-fold increase; by 2030, they think the deficit could reach 2 million metric tons.

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  1. Good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Chocolate rations have been increased to 20 grams!

    1. Re:Good news! by Scarletdown · · Score: 3, Funny

      I could have sworn it was being reduced to 20 grams...

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    2. Re:Good news! by plopez · · Score: 2

      Same low price! Handy snack size!

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    3. Re:Good news! by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Funny

      I could have sworn it was being reduced to 20 grams...

      Why do they even need chocolate on Mars? The only thing there so far is robots. I understand that we should pre-position supplies before sending colonists, but chocolate is not exactly a mission priority.

    4. Re:Good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      I understand that we should pre-position supplies before sending colonists, but chocolate is not exactly a mission priority.

      Spoken like a person never married (to a female).

    5. Re:Good news! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I could have sworn it was being reduced to 20 grams...

      Why do they even need chocolate on Mars? The only thing there so far is robots. I understand that we should pre-position supplies before sending colonists, but chocolate is not exactly a mission priority.

      They do need it real bad there on Mars. Without it, how would hawt princesses like Thuvia or Deja Thoris maintain their proper feminine figures?

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    6. Re:Good news! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Just be glad we haven't found the Moties yet.

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    7. Re:Good news! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Stop giving them ideas.

      Also, if the snack size becomes the regular size, I can't wait to see the mini version made for Halloween.

    8. Re:Good news! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Fail...

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    9. Re:Good news! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      How so? (if you are referring to my post as a fail). I got the 1984 reference loud and clear.

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    10. Re:Good news! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      The amount of chocolate in the Hallowe'en versions was reduced this year. The Coffee Crisp bars had a layer that was so thin it wasn't funny, the Aero bars wre even more air than before, the Mr Big was the smallest yet ... and the price was higher.

      Time to come up with chocolate substitutes.

      I for one await our GMO-Modified Chocolate Substitute Overlords.

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    11. Re:Good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should have stayed in school, son. Then you might have learned how to use the English language correctly.

    12. Re:Good news! by sconeu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MARS NEEDS CHOCOLATE!!!!!!

      And once they have that, it will also solve that pesky "Mars Needs Women" problem!

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    13. Re:Good news! by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

      You seem to have some sort of mental illness, comrade, the Department of Love will be by soon to correct you illness.

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    14. Re:Good news! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Time to come up with chocolate substitutes.

      Sex!

      I for one await our GMO-Modified Chocolate Substitute Overlords.

      Top suggestion.

    15. Re: Good news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is excellent news. If we can continue eating more chocolate than we produce far into the future as the article postulates, it's proof we're tapping other dimensions, timelines, or off world planets for our chocolate needs...

    16. Re:Good news! by invalid_user · · Score: 1

      The princess is not wearing anything!

    17. Re:Good news! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      She is wearing more than how Burroughs initially described the Martian ladies.

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    18. Re:Good news! by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Time to come up with chocolate substitutes.

      Sex!

      Sex is a poor substitute for chocolate.

      A dog named SEX

      Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex".

      Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to get his license, I told the clerk I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one too." Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said I didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He said I must have been quite a kid.

      When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand, Sex keeps me awake at night." The Clerk said "Me too."

      One day I entered Sex in a contest but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex entered in the contest. He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand", I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on television." He called me a show-off.

      When my wife and I separated, we went to court to file for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I got married." The judge said "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex had left me. He said, "Me too."

      Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked "What are you doing in this alley at 4 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex..."

      My court date has been set for Friday...

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    19. Re:Good news! by Nosretep1 · · Score: 1

      Doubleplusgood!

    20. Re:Good news! by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      If I had had mod points you would have got doubleplusgood

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    21. Re:Good news! by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Excellent - almost as good as Lindt chocolate.

    22. Re:Good news! by gweihir · · Score: 1

      I get that. You are just not being funny at all, and that would have been the only merit. Apparently the moderators disagree, so disregard my comment.

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  2. Panic! by mean+pun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Forget Ebola, forget IS, forget running out of IPv4 addresses, finally a real reason to panic.

    So go ahead, make the most of it!

    1. Re:Panic! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      But they have not yet told us everything...

      We are also out of coffee...

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    2. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    3. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Forget what MARS, Inc says: this is a direct result of Ebola because a significant percent of the worlds cocoa is produced in the exact countries which are currently battling the Ebola pandemic.

      It would be like MARS, Inc claiming the world was running out of crawfish and mardi gras beads 1 month after Hurricane Katrina(if the made candy bars out of crawfish and mardi gras beads).

    4. Re:Panic! by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now this is serious. Yeah, chocolate is important but at least it isn't a life sustaining drug. Run out of coffee and it will make World War Z look like a Girl Scout Camporee.

      I'm stockpiling and hiding in my bunker. Seeeee yoooouuuuu alllll aa biitttt llllaaaatttererrr.

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    5. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it isn't a life sustaining drug

      You must not be married.

    6. Re:Panic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stockpile K-cups alongside my guns.

  3. That's what she said! by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "There's no easy way to say this: You're eating too much chocolate, all of you."

    My dentist has been telling me this for years. So has my wife. Do you think they're seeing each other?

    1. Re:That's what she said! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I bet the dentist is drilling your wife.

    2. Re:That's what she said! by sribe · · Score: 0

      My dentist has been telling me this for years. So has my wife. Do you think they're seeing each other?

      Nah, I think it's timothy that's bending your wife over...

    3. Re:That's what she said! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, sure, but if you actually WERE eating the actual chocolate instead of mountains of sugar, you wouldn't have any dental problems.

  4. Start collecting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am starting to grow fond of the phrase "chocolate hoard".

    1. Re:Start collecting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The evil plot of the Oompa Loompas to control the world's chocolate market is finally tightening it's grip.

  5. This is what the Free Market is for by preaction · · Score: 5, Informative

    Chocolate prices rise, people have larger incentive to grow cacao. I'm failing to see what the issue here is.

    1. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by dpilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing that the problem here is that there can either be executive salaries for chocolate (and coffee) companies in the US, or there can be adequate revenue for sustainable chocolate (and coffee) agriculture outside the US.

      Of course we know which is more important.

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    2. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by dunkelfalke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More like people have larger incentives to adulterate chocolate. This is how free market usually works.

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    3. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Lennie · · Score: 2

      So only the rich will get to eat chocolate and drink coffee ?

      Sure. That will solve the problem, right ?

      Personally, I was kind of hoping at least solving the child slavery problem of cocoa production:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

      This could be a solution, but sounds like it will take a lot of time, even if we don't run out of chocolate:
      "In 2012, Ferrero and Mars promised that they will end cocoa slavery by 2020"

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    4. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only grows in tropical regions. In other words, it isn't going to grow in most parts of the world. The major issue, from what I understand, is that most of the cacao in the world is grown in western central Africa, the epicenter of the ebola outbreak.

      From brief googling, even though Cote d'Ivoire wasn't really hit, they harvest the cacao with migrant workers from their neighboring countries, which have been hit pretty hard. I doubt Cote d'Ivoire will be pleased to let thousands of potentially infected people over their border so that they can share the misery.

    5. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It literally grows on trees!

    6. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by err+head · · Score: 1

      Global warming if it ever kicks in should increase the areas where cacao cultivation is feasible, thus increasing our supply of chocolate.
      Burn some coal for heat/electricity today to increase tomorrow's chocolate supply, it's a WIN-WIN!

    7. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This story is complete bullshit. The price for cocoa has been declining since 2010.

      https://www.google.com/finance?q=LON%3ACOCO&ei=VvZoVPG5JpOTwQObzoGYCw

    8. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Except that cocoa doesn't grow anywhere. And the places that it does grow have just been given another kick in the pants with Ebola (as it they needed it). Now, there are a couple of ways to deal with the problem. Quit eating chocolate is one way, but that's crazy talk. Figure out how to grow the trees in other, more desirable places. That's likely to require Evil GMO type technology and I'm rather sure that movements are afoot to do exactly that. We could, perhaps, use a bit of enlightened self interest and work on the Ebola epidemic, work on the virus that is decimating the crop, work on creating an infrastructure in those countries so they can move themselves out the shithole that everyone has managed to create over there.
      But that's probably crazy talk as well.

      GMO it is!

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    9. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by TheEyes · · Score: 1

      That's not what global warming does. Global warming heats the oceans first, screwing up weather patterns all over the world. Global warming means more hurricanes, heat waves, tornadoes, and ruined crops.

    10. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The issue is that cacao growers gain negotiating power, which leads MARS, inc to lose control over the market and actually have to pay somethin for it.

      That, in turn, reduces their profit margins, which is entirely unacceptable.

      You see, if MARS inc has lower profits on his 33 million dollar revenue, it's bad. Or something.

    11. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GMO is an excellent temporary solution. The long term solution is that price will go up a percentage, enough to reduce demand by a percentage, forcing a balance. The only way to run out of chocolate is for it all to vanish; instead, what is happening is a simple adjustment of the type that happens all the time in the market.

    12. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to judge you, but if you're having sex with the chocolate instead of eating it.... You're doing it wrong.

    13. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by gtall · · Score: 1

      "We could, perhaps, use a bit of enlightened self interest and work on the Ebola epidemic, work on the virus that is decimating the crop, work on creating an infrastructure in those countries so they can move themselves out the shithole that everyone has managed to create over there."

      The U.S. is already doing this as well as the Western nations. Even China has anted up a pittance. You know it is serious when China decides to fund something with no immediate payback.

    14. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by lexman098 · · Score: 1
    15. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by WindBourne · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and the fact that Nestle, a European company, is also carping about it, means nothing.

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    16. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're intentionally misinterpreting what people say in order to declare them wrong.... You're doing it wrong.

    17. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by pollarda · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm in the chocolate industry (see above) and from what I've heard through my contacts is that the plantations in the Ivory Coast are fairly empty as the workers are all afraid to come to work. This will affect prices somewhat though not too drastically as you can remember that the ports were shut down for most of a harvest year in the Ivory Coast a few years ago. The bigger problem is that this is a long term problem where the farmers are not getting paid enough to make cocoa a viable way to make a living. (Many cocoa farmers have cocoa as one of several crops that they grow or jobs that they have for this reason.)

    18. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooww, now there's an honorable company...

    19. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Climate denier! You forgot to mention that global warming cause immigrants, terrorism and earth quakes. (Global warming will also rape your mother, eat your children and force Al Gore to live in a small house like a commoner)

    20. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Quit eating chocolate is one way, but that's crazy talk.

      Damn right.

    21. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by kenai_alpenglow · · Score: 1

      One of the proposed "screwed up pattern" was an increase of moisture in W Africa, north towards the Sahara. Thus increasing arable land in the savanah; not mentioned, but sounds like this *would* increase cacao cultivation area northwards as well...

    22. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by swillden · · Score: 1

      More like people have larger incentives to adulterate chocolate. This is how free market usually works.

      You're assuming they don't already adulterate it as far as they can get away with. I don't think that assumption is valid.

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    23. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry its only oral.

    24. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Soon you'll be calling turds chocolate in the same way you call icecream yoghurt, problem solved.

    25. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      There's no shortage of other parts of the world where it could be grown. The real problem is that it's simply too expensive to grow it there, since they don't have a large workforce willing to work for slave labour wages. We could grow tons of the stuff here in Australia, but our people are used to decent work conditions, health care, a pension fund, and minimum wages that allow for a reasonable lifestyle.

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    26. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eatin' ain't cheatin'!

    27. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by eric_harris_76 · · Score: 1

      I've got 40 acres I'm going to put in cacao trees. Bushes. Stalks. Whatever they are.

      As soon as the last frost of the season is over, or April, whichever comes first.

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    28. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by drkim · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to judge you, but if you're having sex with the chocolate instead of eating it.... You're doing it wrong.

      Who says I can't do both?

    29. Re:This is what the Free Market is for by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Cocoa isn't an annual crop.
      You can't say "prices are up, this year I'm gonna plant twice the surface"
      (well, actually you can, but if prices go down again before the new trees are in production, you're toast - and for small farmers it can mean disaster)

  6. Cocoa futures by mbone · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's probably worth mentioning here that Mars, Inc. is one of the big players in the Cocoa futures market. This is not investment advice, but if you invest in cocoa futures based on this article, you would be making a bet based on a story from someone who hopes to make money off of you.

    1. Re:Cocoa futures by itzly · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They are a big player, because they need a lot of chocolate, and futures help to manage their acquisition prices. Of course, they could try to play with the market, but they'll risk alienating their chocolate eating customers, so it's not clear that this would be in their advantage.

    2. Re:Cocoa futures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's probably worth mentioning here that Mars, Inc. is one of the big players in the Cocoa futures market. This is not investment advice, but if you invest in cocoa futures based on this article, you would be making a bet based on a story from someone who hopes to make money off of you.

      Makes some sense. I'm trying figure out how this statement is possible:

      Last year, the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced.

      Huh? How did we eat more than was produced?

    3. Re:Cocoa futures by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      That was my thinking. Maybe we have giant silos of cacao, and those are dwindling, although I lack the imagination to think this is literally true. The whole premise looks like a reason to raise prices and profits.

      If the world is eating more chocolate, it means the world is getting richer. Not many in China would be eating chocolate regularly 20 years ago, Same could be said of other areas.

      Regardless, the math doesn't add up, particularly the future estimations of us consuming a million tons more than we make. The only place you see that kind of math is typically in the Ministry of Truth.

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    4. Re:Cocoa futures by mbone · · Score: 1

      They are a big player, because they need a lot of chocolate, and futures help to manage their acquisition prices. Of course, they could try to play with the market, but they'll risk alienating their chocolate eating customers, so it's not clear that this would be in their advantage.

      Well, of course. They are the sort of player the futures markets were invented for (they KNOW they will need cocoa in the future, they KNOW more or less how much, why not hedge the price if the opportunity presents itself?). It's just my cynical side wakes up whenever I hear a big futures player start jawboning the market.

    5. Re:Cocoa futures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Per your first statement: Cocoa beans, once dried, may be siloed for years, and candy bars can sit in warehouses and on shelves for a while too. So there's a buffer between production of cocoa beans and consumption of chocolate. But that buffer is steadily decreasing.

      Per your second, your logic is not correct. The world does not need to "get richer" for people to switch consumption desires from one product to another. People may be eating more chocolate but less candy and ice cream and fruit pies. Changing the preferences of consumers is the whole point behind advertising. Also, chocolate may be increasingly used in things people consume, such as cereal bars.

      Per your third, you really need to look at the actual numbers before you talk about the math not adding up. Also, you probably meant the Ministry of Plenty.

    6. Re:Cocoa futures by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Interesting

      By dipping into the cocoa reserves, built up from years when it was the opposite.

      The real question is this:

      by 2030, they think the deficit could reach 2 million metric tons.

      Just how deep are the cocoa reserves?

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    7. Re:Cocoa futures by pollarda · · Score: 2

      They do play the market. Of course, they may not do this transparently or directly as a lot of cocoa is bought though traders who set up various hedges to ensure the stability of the price. So while I'm sure that they play the market some, it is more likely that most of their cocoa is hedged by various traders that they work with. (A friend is VP of the American wing of one of the world's largest cocoa trading houses.)

    8. Re:Cocoa futures by pollarda · · Score: 2

      The big growth in the chocolate market is in India and China. Neither country have a "chocolate" tradition compared to the rest of world, both countries have an immense amount of people who have larger and larger access to the disposable income needed to enjoy chocolate. Additionally, both are westernizing and adopting western traditions to a greater or lesser degree and clearly chocolate is a very strong part of our "western" tradition. So the large numbers mentioned may not be all that far off. Just think of how China when it started its construction boom affected world copper, cement, and steel prices immensely.

    9. Re:Cocoa futures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If the world is eating more chocolate, it means the world is getting richer."

      Ummmm, no. It means I should cut down on my daily chocolate amount. I'm getting fatter.

  7. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can you eat more than stuff gets produced? Is there a secret vault with a strategic cocoa reserve?

    Or should the submission read : Cocoa orders couldn't be fully fulfilled by the markets?

  8. How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by Faizdog · · Score: 2

    So, kind of an obvious question. How are we covering the deficit? If we are eating more than is being produced, how is that possible? Are we tapping into some big strategic cocoa reserve that is slowly dwindling?

    I did quickly RTFA, but neither mentioned anything about this.

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    1. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Simple, the Federal Reserve just prints more chocolate.

      Cocoatative Easing they call it.

    2. Re:How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by Albanach · · Score: 1

      According to this EU Report from 1997, there was at that point in time a 1,250,000 tonne reserve of cocoa (50% of production), and the estimated consumption deficit for 1996-7 was 225,000 tonnes.

      It looks to me like cocoa deficits are not new, and that the industry already uses large reserves to ensure continued supply until such time as higher prices increase production. Unless they are suggesting some other change, such as climate, will prevent new supply I can't see a long-term issue other than price fluctuations that the market has routinely encountered in the past.

    3. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by spire3661 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there is a 'National Strategic Chocolate Reserve'. Its a proven morale booster and reward system. Might be handy to have a lot of it on hand in times of crises.

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    4. Re:How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by jandar · · Score: 1

      easy

      $ echo 1 >/proc/sys/vm/overcommit_chocolate

    5. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Strategic reserves were stockpiles to support a specific strategy: Mutually Assured Destruction. Oil and wheat come to mind, but I'm sure there were others. At one time we had a 20 year supply of wheat in storage, so that we could, you know, have pancakes until we figured out how to restore the food supply after a nuclear holocaust.

    6. Re:How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by mbone · · Score: 1

      If I had to guess, I would bet that sugar or corn syrup is being used as a chocolate extender.

    7. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, we'll need somewhere to put such a reserve...

      (insert video clip of Katniss yelling "I VOLUNTEER!! I VOLUNTEER!!!!")

    8. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      Canada has a strategic maple syrup reserve, so the idea that the USA could have a strategic cocoa reserve isn't completely ridiculous.

    9. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let us not forget that the aztecs presumably used cacao beans as a trade good tantamount to money. your comments are not as silly as might seem.

    10. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by jyx · · Score: 1

      Cocoatative Easing they call it.

      That used to happen to me when I was a kid and stole the 'special' chocolate from the medicine basket in the fridge.

    11. Re: How are we covering the shortfall/defecit? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      In any case, it's brown and comes from cows.

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  9. Environmentalists proclaim: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cause is obviously over-fishing of chocolate by the Japanese.

  10. Deficit eating by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

    How is this supposed to work? Are they just printing more cocoa beans?

    I can imagine demand rising a lot, but unless there are huge cocoa reserves
    somewhere (which I doubt in the case of a perishable) in the order of multiple
    yearly harvests (global production seems to be somewhere around four million
    tonnes), I can't see how this demand is going to be met with actual chocolate.

    1. Re:Deficit eating by MacTO · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The deficit they're talking about is around 1% to 2% of the annual production. Assuming that you sell the reserves prior to selling the new crops, and put the unsold new crops in reserve, the reserves could last for decades with none of the stock being over a year old.

      Of course that is a highly simplified view, but it does allow for multi-year deficits without actually running out of cocoa. Of course a low reserve also means that there could be serious problems if the yields are particularly bad one year. (But at least it's just cocoa. A staple crop would be an entirely different issue.)

    2. Re:Deficit eating by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      The deficit they're talking about is around 1% to 2% of the annual production.

      Right now, yes. The deficit they are talking about is 25%-50% of the annual production.

      I can't see this working for more than a handful of years even under the assumption of large
      stockpiles - "rolling reserves" attenuate the problem of age, but not the one of consumption.

  11. Trader Joe's Could Help by Scarletdown · · Score: 4, Funny

    They could alleviate some of this problem by contacting the people who run Trader Joe's. They have this one dark chocolate bar (can't recall the name of it) that is so nasty and bitter, that it is inedible completely (unless you dip it in honey, then it is barely tolerable). It is worse than baking chocolate and is actually sold as if it is intended to be eaten like a normal bar of chocolate. If they just full stop quit producing that travesty, perhaps that could free up chocolate resources for other uses for perhaps another year or so.

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    1. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I can find, the darkest one they sell is only 72% concentration. I eat 80 to 99% concentrated chocolate from Belgian and Swiss chocolate makers on a regular basis. The US invaded countries for wasting less oil than that.

    2. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Scarletdown · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      I love that one! Wife and I have a few squares after dinner each night. Delicious.

    4. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      This [Trader Joe's The Dark Chocolate Lover's Chocolate Bar] is the one to avoid.

      Yes, please avoid that dark chocolate. More for those of us with refined taste buds who like the taste of chocolate above the taste of sugar.

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    5. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      It is just 85%, you sissy. That is perfectly fine, no additional sweetener needed.
      This one is bitter.

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    6. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      What taste buds? The ones I know who actually enjoy that kind of chocolate are all people who have an impaired sense of taste.

    7. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      'This one [Lindt 99% Excellence]is bitter.'

      And wonderfully tasty with a nice Old Malmsey Madeira!

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    8. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I personally like german chocolate from vivani.

    9. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OIC, so you're one of those people who doesn't like chocolate at all, you like sugar.

    10. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, this is a really interesting bar. if people are complaining that have simply never tasted an 85% cacao bar, they can all just shrivel up and die. however, if you are a consumer of such bars (as i am-try chewing on pure cacao nibs-yum!), and think this one is particularly bad, then we have a debate. i actually wonder if my taste buds are off for liking it. it is very different from other such bars. I wonder if anyone knows more about it, vs other bars like guittard.

    11. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a true man only eats 100% pure chocolate. (http://www.chocolatiers.co.uk/blogs/guides/7165016-100-dark-chocolate , not intended as publicity)

    12. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by kazekirifx · · Score: 1

      In all seriousness, the Lindt Excellence 99% chocolate bar along with my black coffee in the morning is one of my guilty pleasures. I may be among the small minority of human beings who actually likes to eat cocoa at that level of purity, but I will go to great lengths to get it. Once when the store I usually buy it from ran out of stock, I searched all over the Internet for a retailer that carries it, and ended up ordering a case of them from France. (Luckily, it's easy to obtain here in my city again now.) So, to summarize, it is me who is eating the world's chocolate supply.

    13. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I buy a couple of those every time I hit up TJ's. Perhaps you aren't a fan of chocolate flavorings and prefer it more blended.

    14. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I guess I prefer chocolate that utilizes the sweet taste buds moreso than the bitter taste buds is all.

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    15. Re:Trader Joe's Could Help by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Also as a final thought on this matter (unless I think of more to add later), I am also pretty certain I would not like Crunchy Frog, Ram's Bladder Cup, Anthrax Ripple, or Spring Surprise either.

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  12. Why is this story on Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, if there was a serious shortage of beer or pizza, I could see that that would be worth discussing.

    Chocolate is mostly an obsession of women, and children of tricks or treats age. I don't know why that is, but it never bothered me enough to investigate.

    1. Re:Why is this story on Slashdot? by narcc · · Score: 1

      So ... what you're saying is that women have no business on Slashdot.

      Fuck you.

    2. Re:Why is this story on Slashdot? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Now, if there was a serious shortage of beer or pizza, I could see that that would be worth discussing.

      Chocolate is mostly an obsession of women, and children of tricks or treats age. I don't know why that is, but it never bothered me enough to investigate.

      No wonder AC's are so weird. Sorry guys. Your only hope is that you will probably be the last survivors of the upcoming Chocolate Wars. And a dismal, faint hope it will be.

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  13. Why isn't then the price exploding ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    If the price of cocoa was exploding, then people would plant them. And yet the price barely went from 1500$ per tonnes in 2005, to a spike of 3000$ between 2009-2011 and now is down to 2000$ per tonnes. So if there is cocoa beans missing , why is the price going down ? I am willing to bet that there is some non-free-market shenanigan going on here. Otherwise as cocoa goes missing the producer would get better price, and more people would plant them.

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    1. Re:Why isn't then the price exploding ? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      I am willing to bet that there is some non-free-market shenanigan going on here.

      If the price of cocoa was exploding, then people would plant them...When reality does not follow the course your ideology says it should, sometimes it's not the result of fraud. Sometimes it means your ideology is bunk.

      Otherwise as cocoa goes missing the producer would get better price, and more people would plant them..

      Saith TFA, "The problem is, for one, a supply issue. Dry weather in West Africa (specifically in the Ivory Coast and Ghana, where more than 70 percent of the world's cocoa is produced) has greatly decreased production in the region. A nasty fungal disease known as frosty pod hasn't helped either. The International Cocoa Organization estimates it has wiped out between 30 percent and 40 percent of global coca production. Because of all this, cocoa farming has proven a particularly tough business, and many farmers have shifted to more profitable crops, like corn, as a result....For these reasons, cocoa prices have climbed by more than 60 percent since 2012, when people started eating more chocolate than the world could produce."

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    2. Re:Why isn't then the price exploding ? by jonwil · · Score: 1

      The problem is that companies like Mars, Hershey's, Nestle and Cadbury aren't willing to pay more for their cocoa since that would mean making the end product more expensive (or making less profit). If you increase the price (to cover the higher cost of the cocoa), less people will buy your product and more people will buy from your competitors (who haven't increased the price)

  14. Grow cocoa instead of cocaine by Underholdning · · Score: 1

    Newsflash! The farmers can now make more on growing cocoa instead of opium because the price of chocolate has risen, whilst the price on drugs is declining. The war on drugs is won by market trends and not with guns.

    1. Re:Grow cocoa instead of cocaine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So heroin prices rise so heroin addicts need to steal more money to buy heroin. Pyrrhic victory much?

    2. Re:Grow cocoa instead of cocaine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm opium is for heroin. Coca is for cocaine.

  15. They are proposing a strategic chocolate reserve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think people could get behind Senator Wonka's bill.

  16. Correction not 2000$ but 2800$ per tonnes by aepervius · · Score: 3, Informative

    In fact look here : http://www.unctad.info/upload/... we are still at lower price than 1978, way lower in constant dollar, although production is increasing.

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  17. Sounds like bullshit to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    >> Last year, the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced.
    >>... midst of what could be the longest streak of consecutive chocolate deficits in more than 50 years

    From the link apparently this streak is 6 years.
    I find it hard to believe that 7 years ago there was a stockpile of maybe a half a million tons of cocoa, especially as it is a perishable item.

    1. Re:Sounds like bullshit to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nonsense - this is just free market efficiency!

      Soon we will be able to produce no cocoa and eat an infinite amount of it!

    2. Re:Sounds like bullshit to me by techno-vampire · · Score: 1

      My understanding is that what's stockpiled is raw cocoa beans, still in the shell. As long as you keep it dry and away from insects, it's about as perishable as wheat, which is to say, not very. You can keep it for several years before you have to worry about it deteriorating, so that when there's a good year, you can stock up the excess to sell later. Now, the demand is up and production is down, so we're using it up faster than we're replacing it.

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    3. Re:Sounds like bullshit to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, instead of "believing" one way or another, maybe you should look it up. There is the internet, you know, moron.

  18. What about our strategic chocolate reserves? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced..." I hadn't heard that Obama ok'ed dipping into our strategic chocolate reserves. Anyone know how much is left?

  19. Like using soja butter instead of cocoa butter by aepervius · · Score: 1

    I am still PO at the EU to allow using other type of fat and still letting it called chocolate. Basically they allowed replacing higher quality fat with lower quality fat, which fits my definition of "adulteration".

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    1. Re:Like using soja butter instead of cocoa butter by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Blame the UK. Our chocolate was so adulterated that it would have all become something else. What a fuss was made in the press! "They're banning our chocolate!" Nope.

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  20. Waste not want not. by caffiend666 · · Score: 0

    Waste not want not.

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  21. How much of a stockpile is there? by Bradmont · · Score: 1

    The size of deficit is not terribly useful without knowing the size of the stock available. How much is there sitting around to be eaten?

  22. GARBAGE- look at RAM and diamonds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the EU a few years back, a multi-millionaire attempted to take control of the ENTIRE chocolate raw ingredient market with the specific intent of synthetically massively raising the cost of the finished product, in order to earn BILLIONS. He failed, but similar business groups are still attempting to do the same, and use pre-emptive PR nonsense about the need for chocolate prices to explode to lay down the ground for the necessary financial support from banks and investors. The 'money-men' need to believe the coup plotters will succeed in inflating the price of finished chocolate bars and thus return a massive profit on their initial investment.

    We same the same thing with the FILTH that control the diamond trade. As every INTELLIGENT person knows, diamonds are only semi-precious stones, artificially promoted as precious stones by a tight-knit group of criminal families that have taken over the majority of the planet's bulk diamond trade. Recently, when these criminals faced competition from new diamond supplies from lands not under their control, they had their family friends in Hollywood and the mainstream media invent the 'myth' of 'blood' diamonds- 'bad' diamonds that decent people should shun, as they shun ivory.

    We see the same thing with the FILTH that control the computer RAM trade. A synthetic stock-market in RAM chips was created by people OUTSIDE those that manufacture the chips (using a similar principle to the control of diamonds) so more more could be made by RAM traders than was ever made by RAM manufactures. These people used their political influence in Washington and the EU to prevent actions against RAM price-fixing, and as a result RAM prices have rocketed upwards even as sales of PCs have stagnated over the last few years.

    Capitalism FAILS when criminal scum 'middle-men' are allowed to interfere in the relationship between manufacturers and customers by plotting criminal enterprises that produce so much profit, all troublesome politicians can be happily paid off.

    Without criminality, there is a natural feedback loop in all forms of Human farming. We call this 'supply and demand'. If more people eat chocolate, more of the raw ingredients will be farmed with greater efficiency. Those spreading the FUD that more demand = higher prices rely on just how dumbed-down the sheeple have become in the last few decades.

    1. Re:GARBAGE- look at RAM and diamonds by Dogtanian · · Score: 1
      Good points, but I recommend that you cut down on the OVERUSE of caps as it just comes across too close to rabid bombast. Anyway, regarding this:-

      As every INTELLIGENT person knows, diamonds are only semi-precious stones

      Have you ever tried to sell a diamond? (from 1982, but still relevant today), and The diamond myth,

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  23. milk, milk, lemonade by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Recycling?

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  24. Mars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop wasting it on shitty, low-quality candy, then.

    1. Re:Mars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first insightful comment here, finally. Thank you, AC.

  25. Editors schmeditors by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    Why do you think Mars is an acronym?

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    1. Re:Editors schmeditors by TechyImmigrant · · Score: 1

      Mars isn't a acronym, it's a bar.

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    2. Re:Editors schmeditors by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      That's no bar... It's a SPACE STATION!

    3. Re:Editors schmeditors by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1

      That's no space station, it's a planet! ...Mars!

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  26. could we please stop linearly extrapolating? by ThorGod · · Score: 1

    I have a strong suspicion that the many resource depletion posts we see on here employ faulty forecasting techniques.

    In this case, the article never mentions anything about how prices adjust to:
    -demand
    -supply constraints
    -externalities

    It's through prices that all those things communicate and avoid dire situations.

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    1. Re:could we please stop linearly extrapolating? by Anonanonaon · · Score: 1

      could we please stop linearly extrapolating?

      Why?

      From the experiential pov of the person who cannot afford a $20 chocolate bar, the linear extrapolation is a perfectly valid means of explaining why he isn't going to be eating chocolate that day.

      Market forces are real, sure, but they are over-used by the upper class as a means of pooh-poohing responsible resource management and the concerns of those who occupy economically vulnerable positions beneath them. Externalizing problems and reveling in base Greed are apparently more fun than thinking of others.

      Right now, virtually all cocoa is harvested on the sweat and blood of unpaid child slaves. Non-linear market force philosophy isn't helping them any.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    2. Re:could we please stop linearly extrapolating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sort of, but just because demand moves to meet supply, doesn't mean the system works. There is such a concept as latent demand, which is by definition unfulfilled if final demand (purchasing) reduces because something is really really expensive. For instance, if there was a serious shortage of clean water, demand would reduce because people who couldn't afford high water prices would die. That's not solving the problem of the serious shortage of clean water, though. The invisible hand doesn't have any concept of good vs bad outcomes, I'm afraid, those are expressed in metalanguages too complex for such a simplistic economic view.

    3. Re:could we please stop linearly extrapolating? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to fix the core problem, you will have to make war on the Dome of StPeter in Rome. Because the catholic church is the main reason for poverty in Latin America.

      Catholicism clearly correlates with Dirt Poor.

      BAM - 6 minutes wait time for this post. It seems the AI is Very Political Correct today.

  27. Open season for Switzerland by excelsior_gr · · Score: 2

    I bet the US have "strategic military reserves" or something stacked up somewhere. As is usual in such cases, however, a conflict will break out in Europe... The pleasing thing is that the Swiss don't get to play neutral this time!

  28. dont see how by Osgeld · · Score: 1

    since you make your candy bars 10% smaller every year (and charge the same price if not more)

  29. The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I'm in the chocolate industry and own a small high end chocolate company in Utah where we make all of our chocolate from scratch (ie beans) and have been at the forefront of the American craft chocolate movement and are a founding member of the Craft Chocolate Makers of America . From what I've seen is that the big issue is that the farmers are not getting paid nearly enough. Cocoa has been a great trade good because if you keep it dry and the bugs out it will last for years. This is great for remote impoverished areas because the farmers can save their cocoa and send it out on the next mule train.

    Cocoa is very labor intensive way more than you can reasonably expect and today these remote communities have roads to them. Farmers can now grow bananas, pineapples, passion fruit etc for a lot less labor and have it at port in just a few days. For this reason many cocoa farmers are cutting down their trees and replacing them with crops that are less labor intensive. Additionally the youth are looking to jobs in oil (such as in Trinidad) or in the cities.

    What foods are similar to cocoa in terms of labor? Truffles, saffron, vanilla, good cheeses etc. all of which are very expensive comparatively. Nobody faults these for not being $3/lb or less

    What's the solution? To pay the farmers more. Right now, Cocoa sells for approx $2800/ton and in my opinion it should be closer to $10,000 - $20,000 / ton. This means that a chocolate bar would sell for $6-10 depending on packaging. (We currently sell chocolate we make from cocoa from Chuao Venezuela where we pay $5.50/lb for the cocoa where the London market was around $1.40/lb so we paid the farmers four times the market rate.)

    Don't be wooed by so called "fair trade" certification. When I see that, I know the farmers just got screwed. Why? With Fair trade the farmers get a premium of $150-$200/ton -- a price increase of 5%. On the other hand, the FT organization charges the farmers between $2500 - $10000/year for the certification and in personal experience I've only seen it at $10,000 / year. At the same time they charge $0.10/lb ($220/ton) to whoever imports it for it to maintain its FT certification and another $0.10/lb for thr use of the logos and trademarks. So FT gets $440/ton and the farmers get $200. Not so fair. Plus don't forget the farmers certification and of course the companies need to be certified too. Oh yea. The inspectors are $750/day plus travel.

    So what to do? Buy good chocolate. A bar should be anywhere from $5-$15. You can't make really good chocolate without using great cocoa. You can't get great cocoa without paying a significant premium to the farmers -- often 2-4 times the NY or London terminal price. So you know they are paid well. You simply can't have a $1-2 chocolate bar after if has been run though the supply chain (stores, distributors, the factory, various cocoa brokers, etc.) and know the farmers were paid well no matter the certification.

    1. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I own a small high end chocolate company, and I think chocolate should be more expensive.

      Didn't see THAT one coming a mile away. Nope. Nosiree...

    2. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by spire3661 · · Score: 2

      How much do you think a standard Hershey Bar (plain, 43g) should cost in $USD? Genuinely curious.

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    3. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      $5-$15 for a candy bar? Are you high?

      Go ahead. Price your everyday 3 Musketeers at $5. Or your high end froufrou gourmet fair trade locally produced specialty market candy bar at $15+.
      How long before bankruptcy?

    4. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do the same thing the GP does, except I add cannabis to the mix. (bean-to-bar, using cocoa butter as the infusion/delivery mechanism). Can't speak for him, but as for me... Yes. I am high. And I make enough to basically be an enjoyable part-time convenience job.

    5. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Two things cross my mind;

      One, it's amazing the things some people would rather have than money. People pay through the nose for tiny portions of animal products most people would consider dog food. I can totally see enough people buying chocolate at $0.40/gram or more (resulting in $15+ bars) regardless of ACTUAL quality. It's all branding.

      Two, if there really does end up being a global cocoa shortage, you might not have much of a choice.
      =Smidge=

    6. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is very little chocolate in a 3 Musketeers. It is just chocolate covered.

    7. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 5, Funny
      "How much do you think a standard Hershey Bar[...]"

      What does that have to do with anything? We're talking about CHOCOLATE.

      (Somebody was bound to post that, it might as well be me...)

      /(adjusts monocle)

    8. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by gtall · · Score: 1

      I can totally see most people not having the jack to pay for $15 candy bars. They'll use something else for their sweet tooth. The high end producers might survive if their current market is small enough and well enough heeled. The rest go bye-bye.

    9. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

      One, it's amazing the things some people would rather have than money.

      Money is pretty useless. You can't eat it or shelter yourself from rain with it. I'd rather have almost anything than money. The relevant question is, between two things (including potential future things) I can have rather than money, which do I prefer?

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    10. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I and a number of other small chocolate makers have looked at what cocoa _should_ cost. Cocoa beans IMHO should cost at least double if not three to four times what they currently do.

      Now with a Hershey's Bar, a good portion of the bar is sugar and milk. Because of this, there is very little "cocoa" (the real part of chocolate in chocolate) in a Hershey's chocolate bar. This was the big innovation that Milton Hershey made. Chocolate was too expensive and was the domain of the rich and so he in some ways invented the technique of watering it down with immense quantities of sugar and milk. If I remember right, a Hershey's bar is only 15% cocoa (not counting the cocoa butter which is added to reduce the viscosity of the added milk and sugar. I don't know what Hershey's pays for these ingredients but I can get sugar for $0.50-$0.60/lb offsets the price significantly for a bar like Hershey's since there is so much of it. But I'd bet to get the prices right you'd probably be needing to have a Hershey's bar cost at least 2-3 times what they currently do. I'd have to really dig into the numbers closely to really make a more accurate stab at it.

      Along the line of your question though, Hershey's buys some of the worst quality cocoa (of which there is a lot of) and pays prices that are close to rock bottom. So they are paying around $1.30/lb right now. There is a 20-25% loss after you remove the shell and moisture evaporation during roasting. I've tasted the grade of cocoa that they buy and it is spitting bad (ie, you'll spit it out almost immediately. Better qualities of cocoa taste significantly better. So I hope this helps a bit.

    11. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by RDW · · Score: 2

      How much do you think a standard Hershey Bar (plain, 43g) should cost in $USD? Genuinely curious.

      I'm no chocolate snob, but you couldn't pay me to eat that stuff. Who ever thought it would be a good idea to add sour milk to perfectly adequate chocolate? It tastes like they've mixed it with baby vomit. As an emergency measure, all cocoa intended for Hershey's production should be seized and used to establish a National Cocoa Reserve. Only manufacturers with a track record of selling an edible product (like Ghirardelli) would then be allowed to draw on it. Sound reasonable?

    12. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by flayzernax · · Score: 1

      lol i know right, just in time for some real machevelian authoritarianism, this chocolate business is serious (yes, I agree)

    13. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 5, Informative

      Keep in mind that a 3 Musketeers bar is mostly sugar. There isn't much chocolate in it at all. There is just a thin shell of chocolate on the outside (predominately). That chocolate is very sweet. I'd bet it contains no more than 20-30% cocoa. (Our milk chocolate is 35% cocoa which is higher than most.) Most of the rest is sugar. (There is some cocoa butter which sells now for about $4.70/lb as the market is up for cocoa butter right now -- conversely to powder which is down as they move inversely to each other for reasons I've never quite understood.)

      This is one thing we have a hard time communicating to chefs. They don't always understand that very good quality chocolate is a lot more affordable than they think. The price per pound is higher -- sometimes a lot higher. At the same time, there often is very little chocolate in the chocolate dessert once you've added flour, eggs, milk, cream, sugar, etc. So they can improve the quality of their dessert --- sometimes significantly -- without as much added price as you'd normally think since the chocolate is diluted by so many other ingredients.

      Part of the problem is that there is a mindset that cocoa and chocolate are commodities in the same way that flour and sugar are rather than heavily labor intensive products that should be compared more closely to truffles, vanilla, fine cheeses, etc.all of which are typically carefully handcrafted products in much the same way that cocoa is.

      About the locally produced bar -- As I said, you can't make good quality chocolate without good quality cocoa. You can't get good quality cocoa without paying the farmers significantly more. Hence you can not have a "cheap" high quality chocolate where the farmers were paid well. This doesn't always mean that an expensive bar is made with chocolate where the farmers were paid fairly for their cocoa. We all can think of products that were way overpriced for crap. So in general you can have overly priced bad quality chocolate but you can't have under priced good quality chocolate simply because good quality beans are expensive. Pay attention to the quality --- not the price. The price though will follow the quality.

    14. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by idontusenumbers · · Score: 1

      There's no guarantee that any significant portion of a $5-$15 chocolate bar went to the farmers. Your statements should read "If you pay $5-$15 per bar then there's a chance the farmers were paid fairly". Most american companies would just pocket the difference and continue to screw over the farmers.

    15. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Imbrondir · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Price of any stock will go up when the demand is higher than the supply. And if supplier business is truly not currently economically viable, less fields will be used for cocoa, supply will go down, and price will go up again. No need to talk about what one ethically "should" pay for it.

    16. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 5, Informative

      I agree. Chocolate was once the domain of the rich and while Milton Hershey commoditized it by adding immense amounts of sugar and milk, I feel convinced it will some day become a specialty product once again that is more of a rare treat rather than the everyday snack.

      Here is how it works in terms of labor:
      The cocoa trees are highly disease susceptible so there is a lot more work that goes into keeping your cocoa plantation in good shape than say apples or oranges. There is a production of about 1MT / acre of cocoa per year so the land doesn't produce very much per acre as you might expect. Not all the cocoa comes into ripeness at the same time (unlike apples, oranges, etc.) so the farmer has to walk the plantation every few days harvesting each cocoa pod by hand one at a time as each pod becomes ripe. Each cocoa pod equates to about one chocolate bar and must be hand cut from the tree (not picked). The pods are then taken to a central area where they are split by hand and the beans removed and the central stalk taken out again all by hand. The beans are then put into wooden fermentation boxes (3 foot square) where they are fermented typically 5-7 days depending on variety. Each day the beans must be taken out of the boxes, clumps broken up and\ turned over, and then put back in so that they ferment rather than rot. Finally, they must be dried which takes another 5-7 days where they are put out in the sun in the morning and brought back in when it looks like it might rain or in the evening. Some farmers turn the beans every hour. The final price? $1.30/lb Let's look at pecans. The trees are a lot easier to grow, very disease resistant (comparatively) and they are harvested by a vehicle driving up to the tree, grabbing it and shaking it until all the pecans fall out and then they go to the next tree. The price? $4.50/lb if I buy it 1,000/lbs at a time.

      Given the labor economics, the amount of cocoa will reduce until the price of the chocolate goes up enough to support higher prices for the farmers. This will happen whether we like it or not. This will also continue to happen as the 3rd world countries industrialize and less labor intensive forms of jobs are available such as working oil fields, mines, and other blue collar and white collar jobs in the various cities.

    17. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      Truffles, saffron, vanilla, good cheeses etc. all of which are very expensive comparatively.

      In fact, very few people (globally) have the privilege of eating actual vanilla!

      The aggregate global demand for real vanilla is estimated at 2,000 MTs per year, primarily for high-quality vanilla flavoring. Between 1965 and 1989, world consumption grew at an average annual rate of 2 percent. Between 1980 and 1989, demand expanded rapidly particularly in the United States, where it grew at 7 percent a year in volume. In Europe, the rate of consumption was more modest: 2-3 percent. Highest consumption per capita is found in Denmark (4.57 grams), the United States (3.85 grams), France (2.54 grams), and Canada (1.00 grams). Synthetic vanillin accounts for more than 90 percent of the U.S. vanilla flavoring market and about 50 percent of the French market (the lowest national share). One ounce of artificially produced vanillin has roughly the same flavoring power as a gallon of natural vanilla extract. Synthetic vanillin costs one-hundredth the price of the natural product and not only substitutes for vanilla but also supplements adulterated vanilla extracts.

      I don't eat many store-bought baked goods because my wife and daughters like to cook and home-made tastes so much better! But you can't help but notice some of the ingredients cost real money. It costs a fortune to buy commercially-made equivalents with real vanilla and real butter and so on, and you never know when they will start cheating on you.

    18. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, who has the monopoly? Is there a particular company or cartel that controls distribution? I'm genuinely curious.

    19. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pay employees more?! What are you, some kind of anti-capitalist? If prices go up, that profit differential is supposed to go into the pockets of executives and shareholders, not lowly peons who should be thankful they're getting anything, and should damn well be happy to work for free!

    20. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Reading your comments reminds me of why I come to slashdot in the first place, so firstly - thank you

      Secondly; I'm a huge fan of chocolate - I mean, who isn't - and I want to know which brand of chocolate I ought to be buying. Living in NZ means I'm probably not going to be a customer of yours, so what do you suggest? Cadbury's? Whittakers? Green & Black's? Someone else that I've not heard of?

    21. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you consider the most edible chocolate that's nationally available? Like a top 5 of premium supermarket chocolate like at Wegmans? Lindt? Ghirafdelli? Others?

    22. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by jemmyw · · Score: 1

      Where are you in Utah? I recently travelled across the USA, including Salt Lake City and Park City, and we tried to visit as many chocolate places ("Chocolatiers", although that's a blatant lie in most cases) as we could. Most were really bad. Quite a few were closed (either for the day, month, or just gone, or moved). Perhaps yours was one of those, I think we pulled up outside 2 places in SLC that were inexplicably closed the day we were there.

    23. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The Fix: Buy good Chocolate!

      From what I've heard, that's actually part of the problem, not the fix.
      High end chocolate uses ALOT more actual cocoa beans than cheap chocolate.
      Cheap milk chocolate is 15% or less cocoa where high end chocolate can be 50% or more.

      From what I've seen is that the big issue is that the farmers are not getting paid nearly enough.

      Right now, Cocoa sells for approx $2800/ton and in my opinion it should be closer to $10,000 - $20,000 / ton.

      This is actually the real solution, cheap cocoa is the problem. The solution will be that prices will rise
      to compensate until there is an equilibrium. If this becomes a significant problem then chocolate will probably go
      the way of other things like maple syrup, vanilla, and honey where cost sensitive places will switch to artificial or
      diluted alternatives while people who are willing to pay the price can still get the good stuff.

    24. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone with no money. What do you pay your rent with? Do you barter with silver or maybe in your case, copper coins? Maybe salt? Still currency, still money. You are ignorant. Grow up.

    25. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 5, Informative

      Probably the best widely available chocolate would be Guittard. Guittard is run by Gary Guittard and it was started by his great grandfather in San Francisco during the gold rush. I'm personally good friends with Gary and I know where they buy their beans (not all of them but enough so that I have a good sense as to what is paid and we buy from some of the same farmers.) Guittard buys some very premium cocoas (and some lower grade too.) For their premium cocoas, they pay premium prices. Gary (along with myself) are founding members of Direct Cacao an organization that was set up to promote the direct trade of cocoa with the farmers to help ensure that farmers get paid enough to keep cocoa a viable crop and to help keep quality up.

      Lindt actually owns Ghiraldelli which is funny. When you buy San Francisco Chocolate, you are actually buying swiss. I'm familiar where they get some of their beans and their beans generally aren't particularly good quality. Their Madagascar chocolate is made with some of the lowest quality cocoas from Madagascar for example -- they couldn't buy their cocoa from the better growers for example Akkeson's plantation where we, Valrhona, and many of the europoean manufacturers buy their cocoa from.

      Chocolate brands to look out for would be IMHO: Michel Cluizel, Pralus, Amedei, Domori, Valrhona (though they don't us as good cocoa as they used to). In the US, I'd look at companies such as Guittard (the big one) and smaller ones such as Amano, Theo, Patric, Rogue, Dandelion, Askinosie, Taza, Ritual, Dick Taylor, Fresco, Patomic, etc. There is a new movement in the US for craft chocolate making much in the same way the beer industry went a few years ago. These companies (and others) are at the forefront and many of their owners truly care about what they are doing and the farmers they work with. Among many of these companies is the desire to be part of the solution rather than part of the problem. I've been immensely proud to hear how the owners all want to pay the farmers more. Gary Guittard in one of our Direct Cacao meetings got up and specifically said: "We all need to pay even more to the farmers." I was so proud to be part of a movement where this was being said. The biggest hurdle is to educate the public so that chocolate isn't seen as just another commodity so that the public is willing to pay enough that we can pass that along to the farmers as we would like.

    26. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by ahabswhale · · Score: 1

      Remove the word "american" and you're spot on.

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    27. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 2

      I answered it as best I could given the limited amount of data I have on their supply chain and not wanting to break down their formula (which is doable) and call my suppliers to find out how much they are paying for their commodity milk and sugar and cocoa butter. This would all take time and I'd probably not be able to answer it with any degree of accuracy until the end of next week and that would be too late to have any reasonable impact or meaning.

    28. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      what i would like to see is more places that will sell you the NIBS (roasted beans)

      Heck any of y'all that want to increase your chances with the ladies get going on how to make Chocolate FROM THE BEAN.

      Being in the industry what would you suggest as to the grinder for somebody making for say 3-5 close friends??

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    29. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      Funny ....

      Actually, Hershey's does taste like baby vomit. When Hershey's started, they'd ship in the milk by rail car. By the time that it got to Hershey's (which wasn't that long actually), it had started to spoil. This would create butyric acid -- the primary acid in vomit and is responsible for much of vomits flavor. Today, it isn't made with spoiled milk and the butyric acid is made by treating the milk with enzymes.

      So yes, it does taste like baby vomit. Good call. I do have to ask though .... How do you know what baby vomit tastes like??? ;-)

    30. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Mikkeles · · Score: 1

      I doubt that there's enough chocolate in a 3 Musketeers candy bar to boost it much beyond $2; maybe $2.50 if they switch to higher quality chocolate.

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    31. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So what to do? Buy good chocolate. A bar should be anywhere from $5-$15. You can't make really good chocolate without using great cocoa. You can't get great cocoa without paying a significant premium to the farmers -- often 2-4 times the NY or London terminal price. So you know they are paid well. You simply can't have a $1-2 chocolate bar after if has been run though the supply chain (stores, distributors, the factory, various cocoa brokers, etc.) and know the farmers were paid well no matter the certification.

      Correct. The problem is not that there is a coach shortage but that there is a shortage of cheap cocoa. High end producers who want to make good chocolate pay a premium and get what they need. Mars, which doesn't really produce chocolate but a brown substance to cover filings, can't.

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    32. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by mallyn · · Score: 1

      Are you with Godiva? If you are: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! I cannot get enough of your chocolates!!!!

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    33. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      I'd look to some of the European manufacturers -- primarily Michel Cluizel, Pralus, Amedei, Domori, Fris-Holm, Valrhona (as I mentioned above they don't use as good cocoa as they used to -- I consider it the bottom of what I'll actually eat). A lot of these would probably only be available in your gourmet / specialty food stores but are well worth seeking out.

    34. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by paiute · · Score: 1

      to get the prices right you'd probably be needing to have a Hershey's bar cost at least 2-3 times what they currently do

      The problem is, I just bought a Hershey bar at the store for 99 cents. If it had been 2 or 3 dollars, I would not have even reached for it.

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    35. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      That's why I said follow the quality. You can't get good quality beans without paying a premium price to the farmers. There is nothing stopping someone from selling crap for way too much though. If the quality is good, the farmers were paid more (and sometimes much more) than they'd be paid otherwise. If the quality isn't good, they might or might not have been paid well.

    36. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by emj · · Score: 1

      It's like wine, beer and safran I don't buy it to get drunk/fat, I like it because it taste good. 95% of the chocolate bars I buy, costs $7, the other 5% are $2 and $18.

    37. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 5, Informative

      There isn't much monopoly that I've ever seen. There are some huge chocolate traders and companies out there. Many have the resources to create hedges so that the market doesn't affect them in the same way it does smaller producers. However, the chocolate business is pretty competitive. There are many brokers and in country cocoa traders. If one cocoa trader isn't paying the farmers as much as another, the farmers will switch. The farmers are typically poor so they don't feel as tied to loyalty as they might otherwise and they follow the price paid. The bigger problem is simply that Hershey's (as an example) has a low-end chocolate bar that they have to run all the ingredients and final products through the supply chain all to have a bar that is $1.00 (or so --- I don't keep track of their price as I don't eat the stuff) by the time it reaches the final customer. This means that they can only offer a price so high to make the numbers work.

      So it is about educating the customer so that they will pay more. We (as a company) try to help educate the farmers and help them increase the quality of their cocoa. (Most of the world's cocoa is amazingly poor quality). If the farmers increase the quality of their cocoa, they can charge more. Hopefully, we will get to buy it when they do improve the quality. With good quality cocoa, the farmers can always charge less if they choose or if they have to. With poor quality cocoa, they can never charge more. Quality provides options for the farmers and in my experience really helps improve the self image of the farmers which is an amazing thing to see.

    38. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 3, Informative

      My focus as a chocolate maker is about quality. If you want to produce a quality product (as opposed to a low priced product), you have to be willing to pay what it takes to get the ingredients, materials, and skills that it takes to get it to all happen. Not everything about being a capitalist is about paying the very least -- it is about paying what it takes to get what you want. If you overpay, you are out of business. If you underpay, you won't get what you need and your product will probably suck one or more ways. That is just how the world works.

    39. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      and if mcdonald's used quality beef for their burgers and tripled the price i'd imagine most people would pass on it too. so they use the cheapest product from big volume suppliers who don't care about their livestock and sell you 99 cent burgers. you get what you pay for.

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    40. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Agreed. It is interesting for those of us who invest in the stock market, though.

    41. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      I and a number of other small chocolate makers have looked at what cocoa _should_ cost. Cocoa beans IMHO should cost at least double if not three to four times what they currently do.

      Now with a Hershey's Bar, a good portion of the bar is sugar and milk. Because of this, there is very little "cocoa" (the real part of chocolate in chocolate) in a Hershey's chocolate bar. This was the big innovation that asshole Milton Hershey did . He was one of the first to screw with food. However Chocolate was too expensive and was the domain of the rich and so he in some ways invented the technique of watering it down with immense quantities of sugar and milk. If I remember right, a Hershey's bar is only 15% cocoa (not counting the cocoa butter which is added to reduce the viscosity of the added milk and sugar. I don't know what Hershey's pays for these ingredients but I can get sugar for $0.50-$0.60/lb offsets the price significantly for a bar like Hershey's since there is so much of it. But I'd bet to get the prices right you'd probably be needing to have a Hershey's bar cost at least 2-3 times what they currently do. I'd have to really dig into the numbers closely to really make a more accurate stab at it.

      Along the line of your question though, Hershey's buys some of the worst quality cocoa (of which there is a lot of) and pays prices that are close to rock bottom. So they are paying around $1.30/lb right now. There is a 20-25% loss after you remove the shell and moisture evaporation during roasting. I've tasted the grade of cocoa that they buy and it is spitting bad (ie, you'll spit it out almost immediately. Better qualities of cocoa taste significantly better. So I hope this helps a bit.

      Edited it for truth. Don't celebrate Hershey, he was a profiteer in the worst way. Cocoa and real chocolate are good for you. His abomination is one of the leading causes of diabetes. 85% sugarized milk. And people wonder why 100 yrs later people are ill in record numbers.

    42. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by nwf · · Score: 1

      I get 8 oz bottles of pure vanilla at Costco for not much more than the artificial stuff at that grocery store. I usually add extra to whatever I'm making since it tastes so good.

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    43. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what to do? Buy good chocolate. A bar should be anywhere from $5-$15. You can't make really good chocolate without using great cocoa. You can't get great cocoa without paying a significant premium to the farmers -- often 2-4 times the NY or London terminal price. So you know they are paid well. You simply can't have a $1-2 chocolate bar after if has been run though the supply chain (stores, distributors, the factory, various cocoa brokers, etc.) and know the farmers were paid well no matter the certification.

      I can pay a ridiculous amount per chocoate bar. But I can't control what you and the middle men pay the farmers. I don't see wages and end producer cut going up when profits do. All I see is greedy middle men taking more. At least you disclose you make "high end" chocolate. But the conflict of interest that entails means the rest of your post must be treated with "high end" suspicion.

    44. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is that a problem? If you buy Hershey bars, you obviously don't care much about chocolate. You probably view chocolate only as candy ingredient. So just take another kind of candy and it will do the same for you. As for me, I'm a chocolate lover. Because of that, I would never buy a crappy Hershey bar. So I couldn't care less if the company goes down. So what is the problem?

    45. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, part of that has to do with the fact that Hershey's doesn't taste particularly good. I wouldn't pay $2-3 for it either. I agree with the other response using the McDonald's burger analogy. At the same time, there is certainly room in the market for a $6-$10 burger. Yes, they don't sell in the same volume as McDonalds but the customer gets a whole lot more, it tastes better, is better for you, and the ingredients are typically a lot better quality and probably sourced from farmers who care a lot more about what they are doing. If Hershey's tasted better, it would probably be worth the additional few $$$.

    46. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      I'm not celebrating Hershey's. I don't eat the stuff. But, he did lower the price by adding sugar and milk (and hence removing the cocoa). This made chocolate available to a wider range of people than it had been available to previously. At the same time, he commoditized chocolate which makes it hard for people to understand the immense amount of labor involved and to have them pay enough so that the farmers can be paid as well as they perhaps should be to maintain cocoa as a viable crop.

    47. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, you're saying it's just a matter of time before Monsanto produces genetically modified cocoa seeds that are disease-resistant, insect resistant, and/or herbicide/insecticide resistant?

      Yep, sounds like how they do business. And before long, a large percentage of our cocoa in the foodchain will be yet-another-monsanto product.

    48. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      Our factory is in Orem. We have a "store" but most of what we do is wholesale to gourmet grocery stores or high-end chefs so our store is open when we are there doing the shipping. Often we are over in the next building (which isn't open to the public) where we are actually making the chocolate.

    49. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      There is a grinder called a "Santha" which works well for small batches of chocolate. It is actually an Indian spice grinder but it works. They are kinda expensive though ($500) so you need to be pretty committed to take it up as a hobby. It produces about 2-4lbs at a time. Takes one to three days.

    50. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 2

      It is easy to blame the middle men. It is depressing to me when I see various products in the store and I know what everybody down the line is making. For example, with candy (which chocolate is -- at least in mind of the stores product buyers), the wholesale price is 50% of the retail. Distributors take an additional 20-30% of what is left. That's a lot (and not much left for the manufacturer such as myself). There are all sorts of other costs along the way including packaging which is way more expensive than you'd think. This doesn't just have to do with the food industry but every industry. Unfortunately, if you want your products on the shelves, that is simply what it costs to get it there. Many of the people along the way (such as the distributors) do provide a function. Most stores don't want to work directly with the factory for each and every product they sell and it allows them to consolidate shipping. So while it costs, they do provide value. While we make very good chocolate, it certainly isn't a cash cow in terms of a business --- and part of it is because of the hidden costs on what it takes to get your product to the shelf.

    51. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Whiternoise · · Score: 2

      Given his username and the location of the store, it's almost certainly Amano. After reading this thread I'll definitely be trying some chocolate from them! http://www.amanochocolate.com/

    52. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Zxern · · Score: 1

      They already have strains that are resistant to one of the major diseases, unfortunately they produce a poor tasting product.

    53. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Lindt actually owns Ghiraldelli which is funny. When you buy San Francisco Chocolate, you are actually buying swiss. I'm familiar where they get some of their beans and their beans generally aren't particularly good quality. Their Madagascar chocolate is made with some of the lowest quality cocoas from Madagascar for example -- they couldn't buy their cocoa from the better growers for example Akkeson's plantation where we, Valrhona, and many of the europoean manufacturers buy their cocoa from.

      Lindt now owns Ghiraldelli, but quite a few years before being bought by Lindt, Ghiraldelli moved production to San Leandro (across the bay, due East of San Francisco). Apparently what amounts to their R&D arm is still located in San Francisco though. Having lived in the area, going outside when the kettle had overflowed was wonderful, smell the chocolate everywhere. Alas a few years back they upgraded the equipment at the factory and you can no longer get factory seconds for cheap (gosh darn, the bars are broken, but the chocolate still tastes good).

      You would have helped your business by providing links to the organizations behind the better sources of chocolate in the US... While I'm aware of some sources of good chocolate in the US, I'd be happy to know of others.

    54. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by timeOday · · Score: 1

      That's where we get it too!

    55. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by GNious · · Score: 2

      Curious - was recalling attempts to redefine "Chocolate", to deal with the falling availability, and increase in price.
      If this goes forward, wont we just see candy-bars with effectively little-to-no cocoa content, being sold as Chocolate?

      Side-note: I've had chocolate bars in the US (random stuff bought at e.g. 7-11 and Walmart - I suspect the US already messed up the definition of "Chocolate" long time ago.
      Disclaimer: I live in Brussels, and pay several times the prices I saw in the US, for my chocolate when I want something decent.

    56. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 2

      Maybe he just has a very, very good memory.

    57. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my chocolate pure these days, at least 70% cocoa. There is a german manufacturer 'vivani' that make pure bars and even include extra flavours at those high percentages.

      92% was the highest I've tried, it is interesting because just a small piece of 1cm x 1cm is enough for an hour and it takes me one or two weeks to get through one bar.

      I've tried other brands, there is a swish, called 'lidt' or something, but I didn't like the texture of the chocolate, it was too smooth.

      I can't always get the vivani because the produce shop sells it in small quantities. Luckily I live in the Netherlands so high content >= 70% chocolate is available in the supermarkets as well.

    58. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by ArcadeMan · · Score: 4, Funny

      There's only four ingredients in a 3 Musketeers bar:
      - Chocolate
      - Athos
      - Porthos
      - Aramis

    59. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Spoken like someone with no money. What do you pay your rent with? Do you barter with silver or maybe in your case, copper coins? Maybe salt? Still currency, still money. You are ignorant. Grow up.

      Money is only relevant as the temporary medium of exchange: a real step up from the inefficiency of barter. It's not wealth, and shouldn't be confused with wealth. You can buy wealth with money, or you can buy chocolate, or a stupid status symbol: whatever makes you happiest (I recommend wealth). But holding onto very many dollars is silly.

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    60. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by lgw · · Score: 1

      What the US sells as "chocolate" in cheap stores is a chocolate-flavored snack - engineered to be affordable to the masses back when chocolate was something only the rich could have. You can certainly get real chocolate too, but it's not the mass-market product here.
       

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    61. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The market for a six to ten dollar chcolate bar would be very small. With a small market there is not a need for a lot of of cocoa. It's all fine and good to talk about what the price of an agricultural product should be but what the price actually is is determined by supply and demand. I grew up in an agricultural community and we felt that the price of the products we produced were too low. What happened to what we produced and what has to happen is that cocoa producers have to produce cocoa more efficeitntly. The small scale hand crafted model just does not work. The labor involved has to be reduced. I am just too poor to ever buy a $15 candy bar. For me a lower cost bar that I can afford is my only choice.

    62. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by w_dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say chocolate is more like coffee. There are a few snobs who will happily pay incredible prices for what they're told is the best quality, a lot of people who want something that tastes right, and the majority that have never tasted it without drowning it in milk and sugar.

    63. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by swillden · · Score: 1

      direct trade of cocoa with the farmers to help ensure that farmers get paid enough to keep cocoa a viable crop

      While I think that's a good initiative, it seems to me that deficits like those mentioned in the summary will take care of that. There must be stocks of cocoa on hand which are being depleted, and when those run down the law of supply and demand will drive the price up. If farmers are abandoning cocoa because it's more work than it's worth, then the only way to motivate them to produce enough to keep up with actual demand will be to pay more. Your initiative will hopefully avoid the need to hit a real shortage before prices readjust (and, for a time, overcompensate) and farmers switch back to cocoa, but it'll ultimately happen regardless.

      (BTW, fellow Utahn here. What is your company? I'd like to try your chocolate :-))

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    64. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I may ask, where can I buy your chocolate? If you really do support the farmers, I have no problem paying a premium.

    65. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Rhys · · Score: 1

      Had our local bean-to-bar chocolate maker not passed away, I'd be happy to pay that much for his. They were amazingly good. Then again I've paid $100/(std-size) bottle for ice wine (we had a taste on a vineyard tour and knew we had to take a bottle home). My dad mocked me until he tried it and decided he must have done right as a parent, since he raised a very wise son.

      Some things are costly to make, rare, or both. Some things are also worth paying for because they are costly to make, rare, or both. These sets make a nice Venn diagram. The key is finding the overlap and buying that stuff.

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    66. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by TranquilVoid · · Score: 1

      So they can improve the quality of their dessert --- sometimes significantly -- without as much added price as you'd normally think since the chocolate is diluted by so many other ingredients.

      To a degree, but the dilution also works against this, depending on how trained your palette is. When baked in a cake I find very little difference between Lindt, Valrhona, some Italian couverture I bought whose name escapes me, and even Cadbury. It's like chefs saying there is no such thing as cooking wine - true mostly if your life's work is focusing on subtle flavour differences.

      For ganache and handmake chocolates, however, it makes a lot more sense. I intend to try Callebaut next, $50/kg for Valrhona is breaking me :)

    67. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      Please PM me and I'll be happy to say who my company is.

    68. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anything I should know about TCHO? I'm seeing their chocolate everywhere these days.

    69. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      One of the linked articles hinted at a problem with information flow of supply and demand in this market. Apparently the government is in the middle of the supply chain - farmers sell their futures contracts to the government exchange and the government sells those contracts to the worldwide commodities markets. So the farmers get a price set by their government and the government skims the price increases. (in lean times this could work in reverse - as price supports protecting farmers) Either way, the market signals are muted. The attached article says this means that investments in increasing production will be delayed by at least a year as farmers don't see price increases until next growing season at the earliest. And if their government decides that the market price is higher than they deserve, the farmers won't get the full price their product could demand in a free market.

    70. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it is about educating the customer so that they will pay more.

      I hope (and I think!) that this isn't exactly what you mean. I hope you mean: Educating the customer to recognize, appreciate and prefer the superior quality of higher-priced chocolate.

    71. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      What's the solution? To pay the farmers more. Right now, Cocoa sells for approx $2800/ton and in my opinion it should be closer to $10,000 - $20,000 / ton.

      My feeling says that if the shortage of cocoa is as bad as TFS suggests, market forces will soon enough take care of that.

    72. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Sabriel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maybe you were just trying for a Funny, but that just makes it even more depressing that someone modded you Insightful.

      Because GP, as a chocolate maker, was saying that _cocoa_ should be more expensive. Does that mean the average price of chocolate would rise? Yes. Does that mean the GP's wholesale and retail price would rise? Maybe, maybe not, because they're already paying the farmers well above the typical rates.

      Regardless; when one of the "middlemen" between you and the farmers, tells you that the farmers are getting stiffed by the global system that supposedly exists to protect those farmers, you should pay more attention.

    73. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by camperdave · · Score: 1

      One, it's amazing the things some people would rather have than money.

      Money is pretty useless. You can't eat it or shelter yourself from rain with it.

      Canada's new polymer bills would make for a fairly waterproof shelter, if you layered them properly.

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    74. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      The problem is, I just bought a Hershey bar at the store for 99 cents. If it had been 2 or 3 dollars, I would not have even reached for it.

      That's retail pricing - you can probably go to Costco and get a box of bars for 1/3rd the price or so. So even if the price went up, the retail price might go up, but maybe not as much as it seems.

    75. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by pollarda · · Score: 1

      I'm a big fan of some of the people who work there. Their heart is truly in the right place. I'm not a fan at all of the company or their chocolate. It is now owned by Emil Capitol which is a huge investment group with literally billions of dollars behind them.

    76. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Iamthecheese · · Score: 2

      You ignored the bulk of his comment for that cheap bon mot. He thinks cocoa beans (the stuff he buys) should be more expensive, and points out that the best way to make this happen is to buy expensive chocolate.

      Of course the market will fix this problem in time whether or not you buy expensive chocolate, but the free market's solution may involve a higher price for chocolate then may otherwise be required.

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    77. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Skylinux · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Everyone who voted insightful REALLY needs to go to one of those companies and try good chocolate.
      I don't each much chocolate so I only but the HQ stuff now. Milka, Mars or even Ritter - they suck compared to a good, higher coca content chocolate.
      I get mine from a shop selling coffee because just a chocolate, average coffee tastes .... less then average.

      You only live once. Stop stuffing low quality shit into your mouth!

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    78. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Skylinux · · Score: 1

      Your body would thank you for it!
      Eat one every now and then instead of one every day. You spend the same but will value "the one" much more.
      The better ingredients also make for a better product which in turn improve your experience even more.

      I still remember Hershey from my time in the USA. I wouldn't call it chocolate ....
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H...

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    79. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Xest · · Score: 1

      What exactly defines good quality vs. bad quality cocoa?

      Different species of cocoa plant? or does the way it's grown and dried have some kind of impact on it?

    80. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Price of any stock will go up when the demand is higher than the supply. And if supplier business is truly not currently economically viable, less fields will be used for cocoa, supply will go down, and price will go up again. No need to talk about what one ethically "should" pay for it.

      Yup. The market will adjust.

      The problem is, the adjustments will be wild and put companies out of business.

      Cocoa comes off a tree, so switching land from bananas to coca is not a "next year we'll grow that" type of transition. While that expansion happens, the price goes where ever. Also, with that start up time, a local farmer might get burned by being a little too late where large numbers of other fields are converted too. Leaving him out of business or at least less willing to do cocoa again.

      If my industry relied on the good stuff, I'd be looking hard at geographically spreading my supplies out and getting production in places it hasn't been done before, AND stockpiling it if it keeps well. Just set a price, buy all of it you can.

    81. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Money is only relevant as the temporary medium of exchange: a real step up from the inefficiency of barter. It's not wealth, and shouldn't be confused with wealth.

      That's completely retarded and false. Money is used for virtual, fractional barter. The fractional part is useful because your sheep, you want to barter for sugar and salt, is worth more than both combined. So money helps you barter only 10% of the sheep's value for sugar and salt, instead of full sheep value. It does not seem valuable as it is only a pointer to the actual wealth.

    82. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second your endorsement of Guittard. They're arguably the best US-based chocolate company, at least at 'mass-market' scale. Their E. Guittard line is excellent for baking and candy-making. For home baking, I also like El Rey. I live very close to the Taza factory, but I can't afford to buy their stuff in bulk, just the occasional treat.

      One of the highlights of our vacation to Paris a couple of years ago was a stop at the Pralus shop, where I dropped a large fistful of euros. But worth the price.

    83. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      I think he can't contact you. As far as I know, there is no private message feature in Slashdot, and you don't disclose your e-mail address in your profile either. Just sayin'. :)

    84. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by tadas · · Score: 1

      Can you name some chocolate vendors that I can actually *find* in my Giant or Safeway or Harris-Teeter or CVS? How about Hershey's lines of 65% or greater chocolate?

      What kinds of stores sell the brands of chocolate you are recommending?

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    85. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      US candy is already overpriced because US sugar (inside the US) is several times the world market price because we blather a lot about free trade, but are just as protectionist as the Japanese are about rice.

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    86. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      The problem is it takes time to ramp up and down production so supply in the short term is fixed, this means that the price can swing much higher (bad for consumers) or lower (bad for producers) than the long term stable level.

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    87. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Wealth generates value. Money doesn't - it doesn't even hold its value. Keeping dollars around for short-term needs is using the tool for its job. Accumulating a pile of dollars is a naive mistake.

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    88. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What foods are similar to cocoa in terms of labor? Truffles, saffron, vanilla, good cheeses etc. all of which are very expensive comparatively. Nobody faults these for not being $3/lb or less

      I'm sorry, but most "chocolate" bars from the US are not good enough quality for me to pay 75 cents for the regular size. I buy real chocolate at about US$10 / pound when I make candies to give friends and family at Christmas and Easter. I also make my own vanilla with vanilla beans I help grow (yes, it's labor intensive to hand pollinate each flower, but the quality is amazing).

    89. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by StevenOfford · · Score: 1

      One reason Hershey bars have all the mouth appeal of a bar of soap is because they are selling a consistent product accross all climatic zones of the USA. The fats that melt in the mouth also melt in the truck in many of those zones, so they use fats that wont melt in either place. The other cheap ingredients don't make it taste good, but the not melting thing is why it feels bad too.

    90. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Snodgrass · · Score: 1

      I'd be interested, too. I live in Utah and like to support the quality local chocolate. So far I'm only aware of Amano and Millcreek.

      There's no private messaging on slashdot, but if you wouldn't mind shooting me an email, zgasma at gmail should work.

      Thanks!

    91. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by swillden · · Score: 1

      Sure, that's the overcompensation I mentioned.

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    92. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

      I don't each much chocolate so I only but the HQ stuff now. Milka, Mars or even Ritter - they suck compared to a good, higher coca content chocolate.

      I'm sure high coca content chocolate is very nice. You'll get quite a high off of it.

      For future reference, coca != cocoa. Yes they are both tropical plants, but the reasons human cultivate each of them are very different. Coca leaves are the source of cocaine. Cocoa beans are the source of chocolate. That was an amusing typo.

    93. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Crentania · · Score: 1

      I, too, am in Utah and have been looking around for an /actual/ gourmet chocolate. Apparently, or so I'm told, I dislike chocolate because I've never tried the good stuff. Please send an email to crentania at gmail. I would be forever in your debt; literally if you let me open a tab. ;)

    94. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone who voted insightful and is not diabetic REALLY needs to go to one of those companies and try good chocolate.

      Fixed that for you.

    95. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      How do you know what baby vomit tastes like??? ;-)

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    96. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That of course denies the fact that we are creatures of habit, and it costs seasons of work to change from one tree crop to another without receiving any income. So sometimes the simplest solution is to lower your ethics when it comes to work practices (read child labor, slavery). That does then mean our consumption has an ethical dimension.

    97. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's where we get it too!

      I make my own vanilla with beans from my own garden. It's labor intensive hand-pollinating all of the flowers, but I can control the quality better. Oh, the coconut husks used to support the vanilla orchids come from our own coconut palms. I have to admit to buying the alcohol instead of making my own - generally a $35 bottle of rum, but occasionally I'll use brandy.

    98. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by BalthCat · · Score: 1

      That's actually what the free market would say, no? If we're having a shortage, and consuming so much we're driving production into deficit... chocolate should be more expensive. Something (existing supplies) may be keeping price down now, but things will re-adjust.

    99. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      Stop acting like a snob

      We know the best chocolate is made with the best beans and the best milk and the best sugar. Its so damn good very few can afford it, but if it were it would have created more fat people and more people with diabetes because the best dosnt use low fat milk or skimp on the sugar.

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    100. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by mr_exit · · Score: 1

      Hi, another kiwi here. If you want to taste chocolate as good as it can get then grab a few bars from Wellington Chocolate Factory http://www.wcf.co.nz/ They do bars made from single farms or villages, treated well, so you can really taste the differences in the beans used.

      That's why I say grab a few bars, tasting them against each other is startling how different and complex the flavours can be.

      If you're in Wellington, call in and see them, they're friendly and will feed you amazing things. - I'm not affiliated with them, just a very happy customer.

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    101. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by mr_exit · · Score: 1

      It's very labour intensive. Having the right strains for the area, picking it at the right time, fermenting it for just long enough and drying it properly all have an effect on taste. And that's all before it leaves the farm

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    102. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by brantondaveperson · · Score: 1

      Thanks - looks like you've slashdotted them though :)

    103. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      I used "3 Musketeers" as a random, generic, freely available candy bar. Not as a 'good' one.

    104. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by thunderclap · · Score: 1

      any reason you wrote 3 paragraphs without answering the actual question?

      "How much do you think a standard Hershey Bar (plain, 43g) should cost in $USD? "

      Nothing. I would rather see the company out of business and Milton Hershey treated with the same care as Hitler and Stalin but thats me.

    105. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      Excellent research! I saw a very similar name to his /. username there.

      Going to have to try some!

    106. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Cocoa isn't an annual crop.
      You can't say "prices are up, this year I'm gonna plant twice the surface"
      (well, actually you can, but if prices go down again before the new trees are in production, you're toast)

    107. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by LienRag · · Score: 1

      Sorry, the comment was posted in the wrong place...

    108. Re:The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > good chocolate. A bar should be anywhere from $5-$15.

      You're deluded. The average American consumer is not going to spend that kind of money on ONE freaking chocolate bar when they can go to Sam's Club or Costco and buy it in bulk.

      Personally, even $3 for a single bar of chocolate is high. I make a point to shop Walmart/Walgreens/CVS because their candy is notably cheaper than local gas stations. Every once in a while if I feel like treating myself, I'll spring for a box of Fannie Mae or Pangburn's Millionaires, but it's pretty rare (less than once a year) and the economy is only just starting to recover.

      IMHO, you need to be around (or cheaper than) the price of a low-end good flavored cigar if you want to move product, because you're positioning yourself as a luxury item. /Wolfrider

    109. Re: The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      I'm not in Utah, but I'd be interested in getting some both for my own consumption and maybe even for corporate gifts.

      When in the US I'm based in IL - the email address 3a5b9235@opayq.com should do the trick.

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  30. Blame it on the legalized marijuana by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Severe munchies in some states.

  31. marketing scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like banana's, and even pork - where those selling the product make enough fake news about a fake shortage - then raise the price. There is no shortage and never was. There is just folks willing to lie - so they can charge more for delivering less value. It is low-grade thuggery and makes systems inefficient.

  32. Chocolate alternative by TheRhinoplast · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tomorrow: Mars announces Soylent Brown

    1. Re:Chocolate alternative by J.+J.+Ramsey · · Score: 1

      I shudder to think what that is made from.

    2. Re:Chocolate alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lets just say it takes a little chocolate to make it.

    3. Re:Chocolate alternative by iwaybandit · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the stuff the other 'chocolate' makers are using, PGPR?

    4. Re:Chocolate alternative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, carob does have kind of a nasty flavor to it.

  33. Re:Panic! It's worse than you think by Todd+Palin · · Score: 2

    Don't forget Ebola. The Ivory Coast grows a huge amount of the world's cocoa. It is right next door to Liberia. Most of the labor to harvest the cocoa crop is migrant labor from Liberia. Ivory Coast has closed its border with Liberia in response to the Ebola. So, the cocoa crop there is not going to be harvested unless the growers figure out another source of cheap labor. Stock up on chocolate now.

  34. Have any of you eaten ice cream lately? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Have any of you eaten ice cream lately? Its better then half AIR. They are pumping so much air into ice cream you can plug you mouth with it and still get enough air to not pass out. I refuse to buy ice cream anymore. I make my own. Try melting it it doesn't melt to a puddle it stays fluffed up. We are getting assraped by the food industry The ice cream rip off is only one small example.

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    1. Re:Have any of you eaten ice cream lately? by ahabswhale · · Score: 2

      It's been this way for a very long time. It's easy to tell good ice cream from crap just by checking fat content. Higher end ice creams have much higher fat and calories. They also cost more because cream is a lot more expensive than air.

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    2. Re:Have any of you eaten ice cream lately? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try melting it it doesn't melt to a puddle it stays fluffed up.

      Yes, I've noticed that. I used to leave 'empty' ice cream containers in the sink so the little bits would melt down the drain and not incite bugs in the trash. That doesn't happen anymore. It all stays inside the upside down container. It's weird.

      Homemade ice cream is better, but most of the ice cream makers are low quality crap that breaks easily. I've used a few of them.

    3. Re:Have any of you eaten ice cream lately? by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

      I think they need to be forced to advert how much air is pumped in by volume like how much per size package sold. think they would fight against that? lol Going to write my rep a letter about it tonite. Bet he doesn't answer me he never has lol

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  35. WMD in africa anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if there is a 'National Strategic Chocolate Reserve'. Its a proven morale booster and reward system. Might be handy to have a lot of it on hand in times of crises.

    Well if there is not a National Strategic Chocolate Reserve, I bet there are quite a few countries who could use some imported US democracy!

    1. Re:WMD in africa anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could bomb democracy into them.

  36. Time to modify it to grow elsewhere by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, these companies should be working on the cacao plant to get it to grow in other environments. Right now, it is grown in many locations that are ran by drug lords, gangs, etc.
    However, it is pricy enough that it could be grown in greenhouses further north.

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    1. Re:Time to modify it to grow elsewhere by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Seriously, these companies should be working on the cacao plant to get it to grow in other environments. Right now, it is grown in many locations that are ran by drug lords, gangs, etc.

      However, it is pricy enough that it could be grown in greenhouses further north.

      Do those other proposed locations also have access to cheap labour / child labour / slave labour?

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    2. Re:Time to modify it to grow elsewhere by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Do those other proposed locations also have access to cheap labour / child labour / slave labour?

      No. Robotics with cheap electricity. MUCH cheaper, and safer.

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    3. Re:Time to modify it to grow elsewhere by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Let's see

      Option 1: buy incredibly expensive robots able to detect when beans are ripe, harvest them, dry them, etc These would come with service contracts, need constant maintenance and other high level - high tech skills.
      Option 2: find some dirt poor local and indenture their children for some piddling small sum of money and have a slave labour force for life

      Option 2 will always be cheaper and so market forces will always move some men towards it.

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    4. Re:Time to modify it to grow elsewhere by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Robots are lot cheaper than you think.
      And automation is what made America great. Sadly, since reagan, we have allowed illegals to replace our efforts at automation even though in just about every case, it is much cheaper.

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    5. Re:Time to modify it to grow elsewhere by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 1

      Slaves are a lot cheaper than you think.

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      "The children are kidnapped or purchased for $20 - $70 each in poorer states, such as Benin and Togo, and sold into slavery in sex dens or as unpaid domestic servants for $350.00 each in wealthier oil-rich states, such as Nigeria and Gabon"

      I'm sure you heard of that incident in Africa where a school of girls were kidnapped recently. Those girls will all be working as some form of slave now.

      In India, parents will put their children into slavery (indentured service) for less than you spend on a night out. The owners make it so that they can never buy back their freedom by charging them for food and board, often in squalid conditions. The longer they remain a servant, the more they owe. Over time the females will give birth to children of their own and these are in turn owned as slaves with no way to buy their way out.

      I'm not sure what sort of robot you think you can buy for a few hundred dollars.

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  37. Peak chocolate by Snotnose · · Score: 2

    So you're saying we're at peak chocolate now? Can't we just build pipelines to get the crude into our factories? Maybe use solar energy in it's production?

  38. More Than Women! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, in addition to women... Mars Needs Chocolate!

  39. easy solution by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

    cut out the bliss point bullshit that makes your products addictive and everyone will be doing better. fewer people will develop type II diabetes and you will have a viable long term strategy. what's that? you dont want to affect your profits despite being a sound strategy? hmm, sounds like you are the problem.

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  40. My Wife's response: by Minupla · · Score: 2

    My Wife's response:

    "OK that's it, I'm cutting you and the kid off. More for me!!!"

    Min

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  41. Chocolate Farms by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

    Not only is chocolate labor-intensive, it's a terrible excuse for a plant. If its seeds are not spread by animals, it will either rot on the tree, or fall right next to the parent and compete with it. Also, at least in Central America, the primary pollinator of the cacao plant is some sort of tiny sandfly -- locally they call them "chitras". And it's not like they're growing this stuff on nice flat fields in neat rows either. Even after the harvest, you have to hope that the weather stays nice long enough to ferment and dry the beans. And then, as you say, they have to contend with a miserable pay scale. There may be worse occupations, but I can't think of any offhand.

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  42. This won't end well by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    Expect divorce rates among the lower income levels to rise as women lose the ability to cope without chocolate.

  43. Simply raise the price by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    This is not a real problem.
    Demand goes up.
    Supply doesn't match demand.
    Prices go up.
    Demand adjusts downward to meet prices.
    Simple market corrections.
    This is not a real problem.

  44. The Great Nestle Hedge Bet by anorlunda · · Score: 1

    In the early 60s I worked as an exterminator. Our company was hired to fumigate warehouses full of cocoa beans owned by Nestle. They hired every vacant warehouse in New York State to hold those beans. I got to see a lot of warehouses and an unimaginable quantity of beans. The fumigations were strictly precautionary.

      I was told that Nestle was taking advantage of low world prices and had bought the the entire world' scrap,of cocoa beans for thst year. In following years, they could either sell them at a profit, or use them up in Nestle chocolate factories.

  45. Simple. Raise prices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since supply is constrained and this is a trend not a blip, they should double prices now, and as demand drops below the increased revenue line, the day it was implemented, be the first firm to announce "lower prices" which nobody will be able to duplicate! Or argue with.

    JJ

  46. pretty obvious question by frovingslosh · · Score: 1, Informative

    Time to come up with chocolate substitutes.

    I suspected very much as I read this that that is exactly what this is about. Some of the candy companies have been wanting to and trying to get regulations passed that let them produce lower quality stuff and still call it chocolate, which they can't do currently in the USA (although some pass off some pretty poor crap and the consumer thinks that they are getting chocolate). I find it very hard to believe that on an on-going basis we are consuming more chocolate than the farmers can produce. Sure, one year or even a couple that might happen, but if it happens every year then there is a pretty obvious question that you should be asking yourself.

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    1. Re: pretty obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where does the extra come from?

    2. Re: pretty obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have chocolate substitutes in usa... they just call it chocolate. In europe it would qualify as brown tile grout...

    3. Re:pretty obvious question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ummm. I find it astonishingly easy to believe given dietary habits and population growth.

    4. Re:pretty obvious question by the_arrow · · Score: 1

      Maybe finally we will get Mockolate®!

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    5. Re:pretty obvious question by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      there is a pretty obvious question that you should be asking yourself.

      99% of the population will think its about hoarding

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  47. so that's how it started.... by Dishwasha · · Score: 1

    First we loose the cocoa, then the sorghum and rice, lastly the corn, then humanity suffocates in the overabundance of nitrogen, oxygen deficient atmosphere.

  48. Automation? by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    It seems to me like this problem will eventually cause people to look into ways to automate the bean picking process, and remove much of the labor-intensiveness?

    It's not like this hasn't been an issue before with other crops.... I get the idea that the only reason this has been done with all the manual labor for so long is geography. The beans are grown primarily in places where labor is dirt cheap.

    Paying the farmers more will happen naturally if chocolate gets too scarce. (Companies intent on making cheap candy will use very little cacao in whatever they sell, and those interested in really good chocolate candy will up the price.) But those with a vested interest in getting large supplies of cacao beans at as low a price as possible will probably invest in technology to harvest them more efficiently. Get directly involved in the process, opening up farming operations using the machinery -- and you've got your own supplier that you own and control. Not a bad solution, really -- and will bring costs back down again.

  49. pollarda: Thank You! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pollarda, I'm posting as AC to avoid losing the mod points I've voted you up with (first time I've done that BTW)...

    Just wanted to say thanks! Your posts have been extremely informative. I've never been a chocolate "snob" myself (apologies for the somewhat pejorative term), and although I've known a few, they haven't been able to paint the industry in a different light in the way you've been able to do for as all here. You've certainly given me (for one) something to think about.

    You've also completely avoided using this topic as an opportunity for advertising your own company. As much as I sincerely appreciate that... may I ask specifically what the name of your company is, and whether or not they offer online sales? Your contributions to this topic certainly entitle you to some free advertising IMO!

  50. Re:Panic! It's worse than you think by russotto · · Score: 1

    Don't forget Ebola. The Ivory Coast grows a huge amount of the world's cocoa. It is right next door to Liberia. Most of the labor to harvest the cocoa crop is migrant labor from Liberia. Ivory Coast has closed its border with Liberia in response to the Ebola. So, the cocoa crop there is not going to be harvested unless the growers figure out another source of cheap labor. Stock up on chocolate now.

    I've got a solution: boat lift from Mexico and Central America.
    (before you get excited, it'll never happen; for political reasons Puerto Rico can't get enough labor to harvest coffee, and it's right nearby... a boat lift to the Ivory Coast is way too expensive)

  51. Nothing but FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing Mars Inc. makes actually has Cocoa in it. It's nothing but vegetable oil, milk solids, carageenan, natural and artificial cocoa flavoring, and other artificial bullshit.

  52. More lobbying, less chocolate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do you think the Chocolate industry has been lobbying every year to reduce the amount of cocoa and still be able to legally call it chocolate. American industry will do what it has always done. Added more fillers and extenders in order to increase profits at the cost of flavour.

  53. Obligatory Comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It can be correctly assumed that nearly everyone here has enough post-secondary education so as to eschew and disparage this thing called the price mechanism precisely because it does not involve government meddling. Let it work, Science damn it!

  54. thanks! by trawg · · Score: 1

    Just a quick note to say thanks for your comments in this thread. Fascinating to learn some more about the chocolate industry and what the hell chocolate is. As an Australian that recently moved to the US I have been surprised about the weird tasting chocolate that is commonly available (e.g., Hershey bars) and now have a better idea what to look for.

    Would love to know what you make so I can look out for it in the stores (... if there's anywhere in Ohio that stocks them!)

    1. Re:thanks! by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Kiwi in a similar boat. Of course, it's not just Chocolate that tastes awful in this country -- I have quite a list :D

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    2. Re:thanks! by trawg · · Score: 1

      I know what you mean. Really gave me a new appreciation for home.

  55. Oompa Loompa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone should check for clogged pipes at the chocolate factory, duh.

  56. Rumors of new hybrid varieties by braindrainbahrain · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere (I lost the source) that one solution being worked on is to develop a new variety of the cacao tree that is more productive. Seems there has been some success in that except that the cocoa produced by the new trees tastes like crap. Like tomatoes and corn, expect the new variety to displace the current one resulting in a lesser quality product being accepted as "normal".

  57. Supply demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If demand is high, shouldn't the supply demand paradigm kick in and raise prices? What am I missing here?

  58. The Fix: Buy good Chocolate! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    THis is like a classic example of supply and demand. Trust me, the situation will fix itself. There will be time when those farmers will cut down banana plants and put cocoa there instead, if people will keep buying chocolate at higher prices.

  59. Idiotic. by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    It is a plant that is easily cultivated at any latitude up to 25 degrees. It is also readily cultivated in green houses if you really want to push it.

    We will never run out of chocolate.

    In a free market, what will happen is that prices of chocolate will go up which will both discourage consumption while increasing the rewards for production.

    The system self corrects. Econ 101.

    What might be in danger is the Mars business model. That might be in for a bumpy road. But chocolate itself? Absolutely fine.

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  60. Stop the race to the bottom by Skylinux · · Score: 1

    Let's hope this ends the race to the bottom of price and quality.
    Reality, brown food color (blood) + "natural" flavors - chocolate even cheaper.

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  61. Chocolate? Mars? by Katatsumuri · · Score: 2

    Wait, there's chocolate in Mars bars? I'm shocked.

  62. Sounds like bullshit to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I find it hard to believe that 7 years ago there was a stockpile of maybe a half a million tons of cocoa, especially as it is a perishable item."

    Yeah, the truth is the cocoa stockpiles are over million tons. It's a rolling reserve, split in many places, so it gets renewed. But really, the world wide cocoa reserves are estimated at over million tons.

  63. Wait, what!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced

    So... where did that come from if it wasn't produced? Another World? Space? Is there a secret interstellar cocoa trade agreement and Aliens helped out with our shortage? ..... Oh, MARS!!! Now I see.

  64. Gasoline. by Tyr07 · · Score: 1

    So...if..the gas industry can charge crazy prices..citing we're running out of oil...

    Then we could charge a whole lot more for chocolate if we say we're running out of cocoa! GENIUS!

  65. Wonder what planet the 'extra' cocoa comes from by Jesrad · · Score: 1

    Chocolate deficits, whereby farmers produce less cocoa than the world eats, are becoming the norm. Already, we are in the midst of what could be the longest streak of consecutive chocolate deficits in more than 50 years. It also looks like deficits aren't just carrying over from year-to-year—the industry expects them to grow. Last year, the world ate roughly 70,000 metric tons more cocoa than it produced.

    So last year we imported 70 000 tons of cocoa from... outside Earth ? Or are there long-term stocks of cocoa somewhere ? Because if the latter, then getting rid of those stocks year after year and moving to a tighter production chain makes a lot of sense, and fits in the trend of decreasing transaction costs. It could also be a sign that producers expect their cocoa products to sell less well in the future, or raw cocoa to become cheaper. In any case, the claims in TFA make little sense.

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    1. Re:Wonder what planet the 'extra' cocoa comes from by mod+prime · · Score: 1

      There's a lot of stockpiling going on. One man managed to stockpile 15% of the world's total 12 years ago which was about 200,000 tonnes meaning there was a fair amount over a million tonnes being stockpiled back then.

  66. BINGO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Supply and demand will make the prices which will make US think twice to buy choco in case there is a shortage.

    Folks, are you sooooo massively stupid you dont get this ? It appears to me there might actually be a justification for MBA schools, given all this WHINING.

    Also, I work as a software engineer at a company which makes high-end consumer products. I went to school for 17 years. The payoff is about as good as quitting school after 9 years and working as a labourer in said company. I could whine all day. I do some minor whining and then I carry on.

    So, choco-planters, STOP THE FUCKING WHINING. Shit is tough, do hard+smart work. Dont believe in communism and neither in the bankster lies.

  67. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the OP never heard of supply and demand? Wait, you don't need to answer.

  68. Hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will switch to The World's Best Nougat.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nougat

    Of course the American Solution(TM) to choco shortage would be to stage some revolution somewhere and then swoop in with aircraft carriers in order to establish a Puppet Regime. Said regime will then sell the choco to Hunter Biden who will mark it up by 275% and sell it to the American end user.

  69. Thats BORING by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they managed to exfiltrate some money from almost everyone ?

    That's LAME compared to:

    1.) Make some blinking, colorful glass beads
    2.) Have the glass bead transmit location and sometimes intelligence back to FtMeade and TelNof A/B
    3.) Make the victims power said glass beads every night.

    So, Oppenheimers made some money and the nuke bomb - now you have two Russkie Jews making "1984".

    Any arguments about Russkie superiority ?

  70. Never seen or even heard of any of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never seen or even heard of any of those. No matter since I couldn't afford them anyway.

    Craft beers have driven all beer prices up to the point I no longer drink any beer, certainly not in restaurants or non-dive bars where the cheapest crap is like $5-$8 for a glass.

    Guess I'll have to give up chocolate as well, especially once you manage to price it out of just about everyone's budget.

    Good luck selling your luxury goods to the 1% and their lackeys.

    2/3 of my family is unemployed. The statistics being touted by politicians and companies are complete fantasy. Don't you assholes get that your supposed customers - average Americans - are either running out or completely out of money?

    1. Re:Never seen or even heard of any of those. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YOU need to understand something. You are nor never were their customers.
      You were just lucky to be able to purchase their stuff. 'The statistics being touted by politicians and companies are complete fantasy.' They aren't for their real customers.
      See Average Americans aren't poor. And the poor aren't average Americans.
      Finally, its your choices that cause you to be unemployed. Yes you actually need to get a job or two or three beneath what you think to meet your obligations. The 1% and their lackeys were the original ones who bought the chocolate and if it returns to that, the problem is solved. Remember that.

  71. Eating chocolate that is not there by bombman · · Score: 1

    When we are eating more chocolate than there is produced, is it because someone invested in futures, is it because its not really chocolate, or is it just really old chocolate?

  72. That's what she said! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wrong - chocolate don't hurt your teeth. It is the suger they usually mix in that is the problem.

  73. Alarmist article... by stanjo74 · · Score: 1

    Alarmist article from a big corporation to set the stage for loose regulations on chocolate so that the masses can keep getting their 99cents "chocolate" bars (aka hydrogenated fat with dark-brown solids, corn syrup, emulsifiers and natural flavoring agents, whatever other non-cocoa crap - tastes like cocoa) and the company's pockets full.

  74. Cocoa Reserves by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    Dude, didn't you know about the Strategic Cocoa Reserves... underground salt domes in Texas and Louisiana that store about 112 million cubic meters of beans?

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  75. How Old IS This Chocolate? by Toad-san · · Score: 1

    If we're eating more than we produce, that means we're eating stockpiled chocolate, right? Which means old chocolate bars. And we haven't noticed?

    I used to wonder about the unique "Tropical Chocolate" bars we used to be issued in Vietnam. They always had a musty smell to them, but I figured it was from their unique properties (NOT to melt in hot climates) .. and of course all military rations are expected to be stored for lengthy periods of time.

    The real panic won't begin until the stores (e.g., stored, stockpiled chocolate) run out.