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FBI Accuses Researcher of Hacking Plane, Seizes Equipment

chicksdaddy writes: The Feds are listening, and they really can't take a joke. That's the apparent moral of security researcher Chris Roberts' legal odyssey on Wednesday, which saw him escorted off a plane in Syracuse by two FBI agents and questioned for four hours over a humorous tweet Roberts posted about his ability to hack into the cabin control systems of the Boeing 737 he was flying. Roberts (aka @sidragon1) joked that he could "start playing with EICAS messages," a reference to the Engine Indicating and Crew Alerting System.

Roberts was traveling to Syracuse to give a presentation. He said local law enforcement and FBI agents boarded the plane on the tarmac and escorted him off. He was questioned for four hours, with officers alleging they had evidence he had tampered with in-flight systems on an earlier leg of his flight from Colorado to Chicago. Roberts said the agents questioned him about his tweet and whether he tampered with the systems on the United flight -something he denies doing. Roberts had been approached earlier by the Denver office of the FBI which warned him away from further research on airplanes. The FBI was also looking to approach airplane makers Boeing and Airbus and wanted him to rebuild a virtualized environment he built to test airplane vulnerabilities to verify what he was saying.

Roberts refused, and the FBI seized his encrypted laptop and storage devices and has yet to return them, he said. The agents said they wished to do a forensic analysis of his laptop. Roberts said he declined to provide that information and requested a warrant to search his equipment. As of Friday, Roberts said he has not received a warrant.

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  1. Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Art+Popp · · Score: 4, Interesting

    To anyone who has a shred of fear of flying, the game of "screwing with the pilots for laughs" is not fucking funny.

    FTA, "Roberts said he had met with the Denver office of the FBI two months ago and was asked to back off from his research on avionics – a request he said he agreed to."

    So he's scaring people and breaking/threatening-to-break his word, and they're being dicks to him. This may not be statutory justice, but it's poetic.

    On the irrelevant issue of his research turning up vulnerabilities and the manufacturer's response being "shhhhhh, maybe no one will notice," I'd be completely on his side if he wanted to go on TV and talk about it with the world. I would contribute to his legal defense fund if he was in this for the good fight.

    But if his frustration with Boeing and Airbus is going to drive him to be a fear-mongering troll, then any inconvenience caused him by the FBI seems utterly fair.

    1. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by bferrell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nope... The "king", at least on parchment, in this country is restrained from this type of behavior.

      Yeah, I know, this is the real world and in fact our (United States) law enforcement (executive branch) officers (and these include the FBI) shoot unarmed people with impunity and pretty well do as they damned well please.

      sigh

    2. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "fucking"?! Did you just announce your intention to rape someone!? Prepare to be detailed, questioned and have your property confiscated without a warrant!

    3. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What restraint did the "king" break? They had his twitter post threatening/teasing that he might do something crappy, like drop all the oxygen masks. He was a credible threat because they knew he had the skills. They detained him. They questioned him (actual questions, nothing with a rubber hose), and they let him go.

      Holding onto his laptop to see if they can get a judge to give the a warrant is standard procedure. They held onto my stolen sound system for 4 months in an evidence locker because the DA was pressing charges against the burglar and they needed the evidence. I REALLY hadn't done anything wrong, but that's how that part of the legal system works, if you don't like it, vote to change it.

      So, I can't see how they are breaking the letter of the law and I don't see how they are breaking the spirit of it.

      Are you choosing sides purely on an "us" vs "them" basis?

    4. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      I don't call this news at all. 25 years ago when I first drove over the border, I was told they were serious and if I made an offhand remark to be funny they'd tear my car apart. At least in the first few posts, it hasn't degraded into someone going on about the police state.

      This was a dick. Acting like a dick. And people who he knew had to take everything seriously, had to take it seriously. Not news.

    5. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Rigel47 · · Score: 1

      No surprise. I kid you not, I was at the gym the other day and the CNN headline was "DRONE TERROR NIGHTMARE." Not the drones firing missiles at people in Pakistan but, you know, your standard quad-copter. The news is so pathetic these days I pretty much don't watch it.

    6. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Gravis+Zero · · Score: 1

      To anyone who has a shred of fear of flying

      should never go on a plane EVER because they are liable to "lose their shit". if you cannot maintain your composure over an irrational fear, STAY HOME.

      So he's scaring people and breaking/threatening-to-break his word,

      seriously? the only people that should be afraid here are the people that would be embarrassed because they can't even secure their own planes and the government that approved the planes in spite of it. the real crime is possibly embarrassing the government.

      But if his frustration with Boeing and Airbus is going to drive him to be a fear-mongering troll,

      fear-mongering, really? what do you have to fear, exposing the truth that systems are insecure?

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    7. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      For FIVE years he has be stating, as well as others, that there are serious issues with this. For FIVE years. F that. The jokers are the FBI. We don't care about peoples lives, we care about the perception that there is terrorism and that we are receiving the necessary funds to enrich ourselves with. It's funny! Very Funny to me. We spend great sums of money to arrest people who do our work for us, who pose no threat but we do NOT fix the threat. We do not spend any money fixing the threat.

      A real terrorist would not post to twitter until after the plane was down. When are we gong to wake up? When there is another 9/11?

      After they finished with him the FBI should have gone over to Boeing and Airbus and detained the executives and seized their equipment to verify if the allegations were true. If they are true then they should ground all Boeing and Airbus vulnerable airplanes.

      This in not about securing America, this is about terrorizing America so more funds can be spent on protecting Americans. When a plane goes down they can say see we need more funds.

    8. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Roberts said he had met with the Denver office of the FBI two months ago and was asked to back off from his research on avionics â" a request he said he agreed to."

      "Don't look behind the curtain" is not security, however much it gives you the warm and fuzzies.


      So he's scaring people and breaking/threatening-to-break his word, and they're being dicks to him. This may not be statutory justice, but it's poetic.

      Unless he "agreed" to it in the context of a consent decree, that conversation has no more legal binding than agreeing to "keep your nose clean and stay out of trouble". Sorry if that scares you, but we all have the right - and in this case, I would dare say a moral obligation, to expose security flaws in commercial air travel.

      If this really bothers you, try venting your ire at Boeing, not at the messenger.

    9. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Elvis left the building a long time ago.

    10. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Granted, they are guilty of some of the worst fear-mongering ever...

      That said:
      "Find myself on a 737/800, lets see Box-IFE-ICE-SATCOM, ? Shall we start playing with EICAS messages? "PASS OXYGEN ON" Anyone ? :)"

      That's really uncool. If he carried out that threat on a flight where my Mom came to visit, I would have to spend my entire Thanksgiving talking her out of an anxiety attack.

      Would it still be funny if someone on the plane died of a heart attack? Screwing with people for who have a fear of flying is the same kind of fun as gently pushing crippled people at the tops of stair cases and then catching them and saying "ha ha."

    11. Re: Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      The sovereign. In this case it's an abstraction, but sort of exists in law. You can sue for constitutional violations because the country has waived sovereign immunity in a statute (law).

    12. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by monkeyzoo · · Score: 2

      As of Friday, Roberts said he has not received a warrant.

      It doesn't sound like it should be too hard for them to obtain a warrant, based on his own actions/tweets while on the plane employing said computer equipment.

      The real question then is does he comply or take the 5th? Compulsory password divulgence is not yet well-settled case law in the USA.

    13. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      You said news. CNN seems more like a scare-the-viewer network, than a news network that provides useful information.

    14. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      "The FBI doesn't have a sense of humor that we are aware of, mam."

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    15. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You really don't understand how the requirement for a warrant works, do you?

      Holding onto his laptop to see if they can get a judge to give the a warrant is standard procedure.

      False. The police need a warrant *before* they can seize property. Read the 4th Amendment.

      They held onto my stolen sound system for 4 months in an evidence locker because the DA was pressing charges against the burglar and they needed the evidence. I REALLY hadn't done anything wrong, but that's how that part of the legal system works, if you don't like it, vote to change it.

      They recovered your stolen property from the burglar, and held it as evidence. It was seized and held as evidence pursuant to a warrant issued on the *burglar*.
      They would not, for example, have been able to seize *from you* the TV the burglar *didn't* steal and hold it until they got a warrant.

    16. Re: Must hackers be such dicks about this? by k.nous · · Score: 2

      Roberts has presented on this topic at multiple conferences, has spoken to the media about this, recently, and was on his way to present to the FBI (again) about airplane vulnerabilities. He has done responsible disclosure. He is a trusted source of information on this topic for the Feds. This is a right hand not knowing what the left hand is doing situation.

      I know Chris. He is a good person who cares about the right things being done to make everyone safer. One tweet laughing in the face of the absurd resistance to fix what's wrong with airplane security should not damn him or his work.

    17. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Deagol · · Score: 1

      So he went on record months before to approach the airline. Next, he tweets blatantly scary "what if" kinda things FROM A PLANE. Snoops snag the message, then snag him, snag his encrypted laptop, ask for keys, to which he says "warrant, or GTFO".

      Maybe getting captured was part of his plan? Maybe he's gunning to get legal precedent set on the issue of crypto, passwords, the legal process, and self-incrimination. Bonus points for possibly exposing just how people are monitored online and if the feds can power through common disk crypto.

      My guess is he did nothing wrong while on the airline, and even if he is legally compelled (via warrant or legal test case verdict), there will be no evidence of wrongdoing whatsoever.

      Maybe the feds will finally show some of their cards?

    18. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I know that seems logical, but that's not how it works.

      For the moment, accept the notion that threatening people with scary behavior (O2 mask dropping) is a crime. Be real, it's a crappy thing to do. Then the laptop is the tool used (threatened to be used) in the commission of that crime. If the O2 masks were triggered on a Morsecode interface, and he had a morse code key, they would take that too. They can hold that evidence until the DA decides to press charges. No, they can't come into his home now and take things, but what other tool would he be using to commit the crime with?

      If he was waving a pitchfork around threatening skewer people's luggage, they'd have the pitchfork in evidence. If you slam a cream pie into an official's face, they'll hold onto your pie plate.

      He has every right not to reveal his password, and if they try to keep his laptop after the court system is through with case, this is wrongful seizure. But while the legal process is working, the pitchfork, the pie plate and the Macbook are going to get to know each other a little better.

    19. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by sjames · · Score: 1

      No, none of that. He tweeted. That's it, just a tweet. A spit in the ocean if you will. He didn't mess with the pilots or frighten the other passengers. As far as we know, he didn't belch obnoxiously or fart during the flight either.

      If the feds ACTUALLY believed he was hacking the plane, why did they wait until it landed to do anything? Shouldn't they have ordered the plane to make an immediate emergency landing before something happened?

    20. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by meta-monkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think they need a warrant at all to seize his laptop. Warrants attest to the "reasonableness" of a search. The 4th amendment protects from "unreasonable search and seizure."

      Officers can seize any evidence of a crime that is in plain sight when they are somewhere they are authorized to be.

      The officers were fully within their authority to board the plane, and probably did so with the permission and appreciation of the plane's owner and the pilot. There, in plain sight, is the laptop of the person who announced to the world that he was considering tampering with the flight computers. Why would they need a warrant to seize the tool with which he said he might do so?

      Replace "tweet" with "stand up and announce" and "laptop" with "metal pipe" and the story becomes "Man stands up in aircraft cabin and announces he 'could disable flight instruments' with metal pipe." Not that he necessarily was going to. Just that he could...and he's got to the tool to do so right here...kinda maybe thinking about it...

      How would it be "unreasonable" to seize the man's metal pipe on the spot? No warrant required.

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    21. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by monkeyzoo · · Score: 1

      One of the steps of obtaining a warrant is stating what you're going to be looking for. "Something that can hack an airplane" is really vague, which probably explains why law enforcement is talking to the airplane manufacturers, so they can refine their search.

      "Where do you want to look and for what?"
      We want to look on his computer for evidence of hacking activities against an airplane.
      It's just like saying, we want to look in Joe's house for evidence of drug dealing (drugs, cash, lab equipment, weapons, etc).

    22. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by sjames · · Score: 1

      So naturally, they allowed the flight to continue to it's destination to give him the maximum possible time to do the bad thing (which never happened) because they truly believed he would do it, right?

      The fact that nothing at all actually happened is purely immaterial, I suppose?

      Now, turn in your Jr.g-man badge.

    23. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Stormcrow309 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Common sense at this level is why we need a score of 6 - Application of Common Sense. Point is spot on. When you are arrested, everything on your person, etc... is fair game. No need for a warrant to seize the laptop and such. Now, get the password is likely a court order.

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    24. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      ... to be fair, you're sitting in a thin metal tube in the fucking sky, hurtling along at speeds men were never designed to go. You're also cramped in, uncomfortable and it's loud.

      I don't know about you, but if my fucking plane popped a bunch of oxygen masks out, i'd freak out. If i was in the air, i'd be like, holy shit, something went really fucking wrong. If we were already on the ground, it'd really make me question the maintenance on all the planes in the fleet. So yeah, scared.

      The people on his flight, didn't agree to be part of any kind of "statement" he would be making. So yeah, he's a damn troll.

    25. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Larryish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The cops get a warrant and go in to Joe's house looking for evidence of drug dealing.

      There is a bottle of drain cleaner under Joe's bathroom sink. Near his computers they find a digital scale, a bottle of 99% ISA alcohol, a bottle of acetone, and a few glass bowls.

      The drain cleaner is for getting hair out of the shower. The ISA and acetone and the Pyrex bowls are for cleaning and refilling print cartridges.

      The lot of it is put into a box and paraded into court as Joe is charged with "intent to manufacture controlled substances".

    26. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by WaffleMonster · · Score: 2

      To anyone who has a shred of fear of flying, the game of "screwing with the pilots for laughs" is not fucking funny.

      Your fears are your problem and do not constitute an excuse for irrational response.

      Twitter comments were not known to anyone on the flight. Those who would have normally followed his comments would be his hax0r buddies who understand context and are familiar with issues.

      So he's scaring people and breaking/threatening-to-break his word, and they're being dicks to him. This may not be statutory justice, but it's poetic.

      Being a dick to LEA who is threatening you to back off when they are in the wrong... Sorry I don't see the issue.

      All they are doing is discouraging research and attention making the industry less safe and more likely to allow Manufacturers and Airlines to make riskier design choices in the absence of pressure to do otherwise.

      But if his frustration with Boeing and Airbus is going to drive him to be a fear-mongering troll, then any inconvenience caused him by the FBI seems utterly fair.

      The media, politicians and security industrial complex are fear mongering trolls. They routinely and intentionally stoke fear for financial gain and self promotion while being fully aware of their deceptions.

      A researcher who honestly believes something to be true is not a troll. You may disagree with his conclusions or characterizations but disagreement alone does not make someone a troll.

      The idea that harassment by LEA is somehow deserved even for crazy anti-social fear mongering trolls is disappointing. Freedom cannot exist in the absence of tolerance. Being a professional LEA is fundamentally incompatible with in-kind reaction to someone doing something to get you mad.

    27. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by monkeyzoo · · Score: 1

      The lot of it is put into a box and paraded into court as Joe is charged with "intent to manufacture controlled substances".

      Yes, and that gets settled during the trial phase to the standard of "reasonable doubt." It has no bearing on the search phase.

    28. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a Terroristic threat to me.

      No, you may not excuse threats against passenger aircraft, whether by bomb or by hack, with a smiley emoticon. When you make such threats, your bomb or hacking tool may be seized by law enforcement.

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    29. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by SteveWoz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's like how a real terrorist would not joke about a bomb at an airport. But someone who does is detained or arrested, and time is spent by TSA that could be better spent looking for real terrorists.

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    30. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Warrants are soooo 20th century. We don't need those anymore, all we need to do is call you a 'terrorist' and all that goes away.

    31. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by jklovanc · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here is the tweet.

      Find myself on a 737/800, lets see Box-IFE-ICE-SATCOM, ? Shall we start playing with EICAS messages? "PASS OXYGEN ON" Anyone ? :)

      To me that is not a comment about airplane security but a threat to tamper with airplane operations. Making a comment is legal making a threat is not.

    32. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Jiro · · Score: 2

      People make jokes in stressful situations. Bombing a plane is a stressful situation. Which makes it entirely plausible that a bomber would joke about bombing.

      Of course, it's *stupid* for him to joke about bombing and call attention to himself, but criminals get caught by doing stupid things all the time.

    33. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by nobuddy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Meanwhile the home was seized under asset forfieture and the police have sold it for their share of the profits before the trial ended. Too bad, Joe. Better luck next time. Maybe you can bid on your car, since that auction is still pending.

    34. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Well, I do have a tool that can be used for rape, and I'd be able to rape someone if I wanted. By your logic, they should cut off and seize my tool.

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    35. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Compholio · · Score: 1

      ... Unless he "agreed" to it in the context of a consent decree, that conversation has no more legal binding than agreeing to "keep your nose clean and stay out of trouble". ...

      Might be more rules with the police, but at least with private parties in Colorado a verbal agreement is a legally binding contract.

    36. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      No, none of that. He tweeted. That's it, just a tweet.

      So you don't believe that threats made using Twitter should be investigated or dealt with in any way? Are there any social media systems where threats should be taken seriously?

      If the feds ACTUALLY believed he was hacking the plane, why did they wait until it landed to do anything? Shouldn't they have ordered the plane to make an immediate emergency landing before something happened?

      They didn't need to know he was actively hacking the systems to know they needed to take the threat seriously. It was still a credible threat. They waited because, you know, dropping the o2 masks doesn't really mean the airplane is going to crash, and the pilots can actually still fly the plane and everything.

      Had they ordered the plane down immediately while nothing was happening, you'd be complaining how they lept to conclusions and inconvenienced all the passengers and maybe the FBI was the cause of the scare and not the guy who was talking about hacking into the onboard systems.

      When you make jokes about hacking into mission critical systems that could endanger a couple hundred people, you're a fool and need to have a reality check. That's what he's getting.

      He knew he was going to get it, too. According to TFA, they didn't even have to tell him they were on board to visit him. It says the feds walked past his seat and turned around, and he asked "should I get my bags?" In other words, he was getting the response he knew he would get, and that means the response he wanted. An innocent person wouldn't know the feds were there for him. An immediate assumption like he made shows a guilty mind.

    37. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by pla · · Score: 1

      Might be more rules with the police, but at least with private parties in Colorado a verbal agreement is a legally binding contract.

      Even if they had it in writing, a purely one-sided contract would typically count as unconscionable. Since his "chat" with them didn't involve any actual concessions on their part (and "play nice and we won't harass you until the day you die", would make it equally unenforceable), I doubt you'll see them try to press this as a matter of contract law.

      The fact they even mentioned it I'd call more of a smear campaign - The FBI needs to make this guy look like a complete asshole, because any other outcome would require actually acknowledging and fixing the underlying problem, rather than harassing the guy who pointed-and-laughed at the naked emperor.

    38. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by akgooseman · · Score: 1

      who pose no threat but we do NOT fix the threat

      They're doing their best to fix the threat ... they're making life difficult for this guy and anyone else perceived, rightly or wrongly, as a bad actor.

      What nobody seems to be doing is fix apparent security problems with onboard communication networks.

    39. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that they didn't feel that the "threat" was serious enough to divert the plane. After, the lack of anything happening at all is a pretty good clue (for the cluefull) that the "threat" which could have been a bit of dark humor was, in fact, a bit of dark humor.

      As for the rest, I'm guessing that the combination of the feds looking right at him and an IQ above 60 told him who they were there for to at least 90% certainty.

      This kind of idiocy is exactly what gets innocent people killed by cops.

    40. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Immerman · · Score: 3, Funny

      But that part's okay - the house was clearly guilty of containing suspicious items, and declined to plead innocent of criminal intent at trial.

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    41. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Zelucifer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Where's the specific articulated threat? "Should we start playing" is not a threat. Especially not in context with the tone of the rest of his tweets. Making a joke is not a threat or a crime.

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    42. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Vladus2000 · · Score: 1

      Perception is everything. Why in the world would anyone really fix/solve problems when they don't have to? Don't blame the institution, blame the sheep that let them. Until people truly care about this sort of thing, nothing will change. Posting comments here will not fix that. Until you understand this, fix the system you will not.

    43. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I'm saying that they didn't feel that the "threat" was serious enough to divert the plane.

      You're saying that you think they didn't think his threat was worth dealing with because they didn't have the plane diverted. That's different. They obviously didn't think the threat was worth diverting the flight, but that doesn't mean they didn't think it was serious. And you don't know when the FBI became aware of the threat. Perhaps Syracuse was the most appropriate "diversion" airport by the time they knew. IIRC, it left Chicago, so it's only an hour and a half flight or so. It's a pretty large airport with good services, or was at the time I lived in the area. It's got (had) an Air Guard unit with F16s, so emergency response is capable there.

      After, the lack of anything happening at all is a pretty good clue (for the cluefull) that the "threat" which could have been a bit of dark humor was, in fact, a bit of dark humor.

      No, all that proves, for the clueful, is that he didn't do what he talked about. You can make a deadly serious plan to kill someone and then change your mind at the last minute. That doesn't turn the plan into just "dark humor".

      As for the rest, I'm guessing that the combination of the feds looking right at him and an IQ above 60 told him who they were there for to at least 90% certainty.

      The feds walked past him. How did he know they were looking for him? A guilty mind. He expected to be detained and he got what he was looking for. Fifteen minutes of fame.

      This kind of idiocy is exactly what gets innocent people killed by cops.

      Except he wasn't innocent, and he makes no claims that he is. Has he denied making the tweet, and has he denied that he would be able to do it?

      You avoided the first question I asked you. You said because it was on Twitter the threat wasn't serious. It was "just a tweet". Do you really believe that, and are there ANY social media sites where threats should not be ignored?

    44. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      It is in the same context of "should we explode a bomb?" Sorry but making a joke about aircraft safety while on the aircraft is no joke.

    45. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      ...what? First, I'm not talking about logic, I'm talking about the rules of search and seizure of evidence in the US criminal justice system. Second, your "logic" fails to account for the qualitative difference between body parts and inanimate objects. And finally, no, what makes something seizable as evidence is the reasonable suspicion that it was used in the commission of a crime.

      If you did have a "rape tool," like say a coil of rope, no, it cannot just be seized from you at random "just because maybe you could use it for rapin'." However, if you announce to the world in a public place that you were in the process of using the rope for rape, then, yeah, it should be examined to see if it was used in the commission of rape. "Flyin' back from raping with my trusty rapin' rope." *You* created a reasonable suspicion that you were engaged in rape, and the evidence of such a crime was in plain view of police officers who are lawfully present. If you don't want it seized, don't talk about how you're using it for rape.

      If you don't want your laptop seized as evidence you were using it to poke around in aircraft control systems you have no authorization to be in, don't tweet about how you're poking around in aircraft control systems you have no authorization to be in.

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    46. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Livius · · Score: 1

      It's like how a real terrorist would not joke about a bomb at an airport. But someone who does is detained or arrested

      Ideally we would detain and arrest both of them.

    47. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The FBI doesn't have the authority to 'request' you quit doing lawful things.

      Of course they do. First amendment and all that crap.

      Whether they have the authority to do anything in response to you politely declining is possibly where you wanted to explore?

    48. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by sjames · · Score: 1

      You seem really desperate to see him as public enemy #1. I can see that nothing short of major brain surgery can change your mind. Certainly the absence of anything happening and their apparent inability to get a warrant hasn't convinced you.

      If law enforcement walked past you, stopped, then turned and looked right at you, you're saying you are too clueless to guess you are of interest to them? Sorry to hear that.

    49. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by ljw1004 · · Score: 1

      Replace "tweet" with "stand up and announce" and "laptop" with "metal pipe" and the story becomes "Man stands up in aircraft cabin and announces he 'could disable flight instruments' with metal pipe." Not that he necessarily was going to. Just that he could...and he's got to the tool to do so right here...kinda maybe thinking about it...

      How would it be "unreasonable" to seize the man's metal pipe on the spot? No warrant required.

      Let's fill out your analogy more completely...

      * An expert researcher on the use of metal pipes for their use in disabling various things
      * Who had done known research on the use of metal pipes for disabling aircraft instruments
      * Which is interesting because it's not generally known or understood that metal pipes can disable aircraft instruments
      * Is going to a conference to give a talk (on the use of metal pipes for disabling aircraft instruments?)
      * Announces -- to fellow professionals in the field of disabling things with metal pipes -- that he knows how it's possible to use metal pipes to disable flight instruments, contrary to the general understanding

      Yep, no matter how you dice it, detaining the fellow and seizing his metal pipe still seems ludicrous.

    50. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      You seem really desperate to see him as public enemy #1.

      Stop making things up. I said exactly what I meant. He was looking for this response and he got it. He threatened to hack into aircraft safety systems and he got detained and questioned. I said nothing about him being public enemy number one.

      Certainly the absence of anything happening and their apparent inability to get a warrant hasn't convinced you.

      The absence of anything happening is irrelevant to making a threat to do something, and we have no idea where they are in the process of getting a warrant.

      If law enforcement walked past you, stopped, then turned and looked right at you,

      I wouldn't know it because I wouldn't see them. I don't have eyes in the back of my head, and neither does this guy.

      you're saying you are too clueless to guess you are of interest to them?

      I guess you are incapable of trying to make any point without being personally insulting.

    51. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by Cacadril · · Score: 1

      Reasonable suspiction?
      Suspiction maybe, but reasonable? Really?

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    52. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      Assuming he can afford his own lawyer and is willing to fight it despite being offered a slap on the wrist, loss of property, and a leash on his freedoms or risk 10 years in prison.

      If he insists on a trial he can expect a long and expensive road where they drains him until he pleads guilty no matter what

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    53. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by mysidia · · Score: 2

      Only because it's socially unacceptable to even joke about that / most people don't find that very funny / some people may not recognize it as a joke, and it can cause panic since the joke is too "believable", so even jokingly it's a terrorist threat.

      On the other hand..... "Dropping O2 masks"; isn't the same.

      Even if it's not a joke: how exactly is that life-threatening?

      Dropping O2 masks falsely would be property damage for the airline, since now they would incur additional expenses after the flight to restore/reset safety systems, not a life-threatening event in itself.

    54. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Somone who is in thae aircraft while the masks drop might think the aircraft is in imminent danger and die of a stress induced heart attack.

    55. Re: Must hackers be such dicks about this? by jd · · Score: 1

      Did the FBI have the evidence that he had actually hacked a previous leg of the flight, or did they not?

      If they did not, if they knowingly programmed a suspect with false information, they are guilty of attempted witness tampering through false memory syndrome. Lots of work on this, you can program anyone to believe they've done anything even if the evidence is right in front of them that nothing was done at all. Strong minds make no difference, in fact they're apparently easier to break.

      Falsifying the record is self-evidently failure of restraint.

      I have little sympathy for the researcher, this kind of response has been commonplace since 2001, slow-learners have no business doing science or engineering. They weren't exactly infrequent before then.

      Nor have I any sympathy for the airlines. It isn't hard to build a secure network where the security augments function rather than simply taking up overhead. The same is true of insecure car networks. The manufacturers of computerized vehicles should be given a sensible deadline (say, next week Tuesday) to have fully tested and certified patches installed on all vulnerable vehicles.

      Failure should result in fines of ((10 x vehicle worth) + (average number of occupants x average fine for unlawful death)) x number of vehicles in service. At 15% annual rate of interest for every year the manufacturer delays.

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    56. Re: Must hackers be such dicks about this? by jd · · Score: 1

      He claimed he could hack the plane. This was bad and the FBI had every right to determine his motives, his actual capabilities and his actions.

      The FBI fraudulently claimed they had evidence a crime had already taken place. We know it's fraudulent because if they did have evidence, the guy would be being questioned whilst swinging upside down over a snake pit. Hey, the CIA and Chicago have Black Sites, the FBI is unlikely to want to miss out. Anyways, they took his laptop, not him, which means they lied and attempted to pervert the course of justice. That's bad, unprofessional and far, far more dangerous. The researcher could have killed himself and everyone else on his plane. The FBI, by using corrupt practices, endanger every aircraft.

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    57. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      But he stood up and announced that he was in the process of using his metal pipe to disable flight instruments. Given everything you said, it's especially appropriate to detain him. I'm less concerned when an out of shape accountant says "I'm going to kill you with my bare hands" than when an MMA expert says "I'm going to kill you with my bare hands."

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    58. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      To anyone who has a shred of fear of flying, the game of "screwing with the pilots for laughs" is not fucking funny.

      Except that this has ZERO to do with what's going on. The fact that they broke the law to basically steal his laptop, this has nothing to do with screwing with the pilots.

    59. Re:Must hackers be such dicks about this? by poetmatt · · Score: 1

      Remember, we have made a strong stance against asset forfeiture going forward. The assets however, have not - and are thus still considered guilty.

    60. Re: Must hackers be such dicks about this? by JillianEngland · · Score: 1

      Less risk than you might think. The pilot can pull the plug on passenger internet at any time, turn on the fasten seat belt sign and require all electronic devices off, turn off the lights, six the flight stewards on violators, handcuff them, etc. Don't screw with the pilots they will screw with you right back an you won't like it at all.

  2. Interesting.... by MooseDontBounce · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No local cover here in any of the Syracuse media. Any other time if something happens at the airport, that passes for front page news.

    1. Re:Interesting.... by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      What, and scare away tourists? Think of the local economy!

  3. Humerous?` by Holi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    “Find myself on a 737/800, lets see Box-IFE-ICE-SATCOM, ? Shall we start playing with EICAS messages? “PASS OXYGEN ON” Anyone ? :)”

    Looks like he threatened to turn on the Passenger Oxygen Light (as someone with the skill and tools to do it that's not an idle threat), Nothing that would cause a mass panic on a plane or anything like that. I mean you post a public comment like that I would far more surprised if the FBI didn't forcibly remove you from the plane. The article itself seems very biased as well.

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    1. Re: Humerous?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A better analogy would be a professional chemist openly musing about hwo he could readily make low-order explosives from the in-flight alcohol selection.

    2. Re: Humerous?` by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Is it true the public facing entertainment network is connected to the aircraft's avionics? That seems fucking insane!

      They aren't. This is an idiot trying to make a joke after the report from the FAA came out the other day.

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    3. Re: Humerous?` by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Ammonia & iodine together make a low-order explosive. And color you purple. Fun trick to play on your friends.

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    4. Re: Humerous?` by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      No, that's kind of the point of his joke.

      Well, that and the level of stupidity it takes to believe something like that.

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    5. Re:Humerous?` by Higaran · · Score: 1

      I could almost understand if this guy was frustrated because he found exploits and then tried to go to Boeing/Airbus and then got stonewalled. My next step would just be to go to some news outlet, they would pick up a story about planes not being safe in a second, not scare the shit out of everyone on a plane that your on.

    6. Re: Humerous?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ammonia & iodine together make a low-order explosive. And color you purple. Fun trick to play on your friends.

      Did this one Halloween, sprinkled small amounts around on the sidewalk. The small cracks the happened when they stepped on the specks freaked out one pair of mothers so much that group bypassed the house. Everyone else thought it was pretty neat.

    7. Re: Humerous?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's the difference? A bomb has the potential to destroy the plane and kill everyone on it. A spurious warning message on a cockpit display has the potential to divert the plane to an alternate airport (although my guess is they would just look into the cabin, see that the oxygen masks hadn't deployed, and continue as scheduled).

    8. Re: Humerous?` by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      I was at a friend's house. Put it on front & back porches. Called another friend to come over. End result - high heart rate for friend and purple shorts.

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    9. Re: Humerous?` by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except of course another researcher has already proven that they are.

    10. Re:Humerous?` by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      His tweet was immediately followed by "There IS a distinct possibility that the course of action laid out above would land me in an orange suite rather quickly :)" So clearly not an actual threat. It's just the FBI being dicks at the behest of large corporations, because Airbus and Boeing don't like being made to look like idiots.

    11. Re: Humerous?` by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You wouldn't find what he did the least bit threatening? Somebody on the plane you're on musing aloud about how he could disable parts of the flight systems?

      I wonder if the FBI agents "mused" about how they could just "shoot him in the head." Just musing, of course. Not like they're actually going to do it. Just, ya, know, they could...

      And I bet if they had, you'd be right here talking about how RIDICULOUS and TERRIBLE and UNPROFESSIONAL it would be for them to have done so! That's life and death stuff right there! And how would he know if they really would or not?

      But they were just kidding, so it'd be fine, right?

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    12. Re: Humerous?` by Shortguy881 · · Score: 1

      Umm, huge difference between a law enforcement office joking about killing someone while on duty and any civilian joking about something non-lethal. Law enforcement agents needs to be held to a higher standard. Period.

      In the case of this guy, saying something like this shouldn't be a crime. No one panicked. No one was hurt. Nothing was destroyed. Nothing happened. Had he gone through with it, that constitutes a crime.

      When something can't be said out loud, we can no longer have a reasonable discussion about it. Like in this case, he had been trying to expose security flaws in the airline system for some time and was told to stop. Instead of having an open discussion about it and allowing fixes to be put in place. This just hid the problem.

      The only time words should be criminalized is when it causes someone harm and the intent was to do so, ie yelling fire in a crowded area, threatening to hurt someone. I don't think his comments fall into that category.

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    13. Re: Humerous?` by Zelucifer · · Score: 1

      For one thing, ignoring the whole context of his tweet, turning an oxygen light on is highly unlikely to cause any fear? The reaction to that happening would be a message from the pilot stating "We are having a technical malfunction with our oxygen light system, please ignore".

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    14. Re:Humerous?` by Cacadril · · Score: 1

      And if he wanted to create a panic, would he only announce it in a tweet responding to a friend from his community? Why not just call 911? Tell the flight attendant?

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  4. Well by robiso22 · · Score: 2

    At the same time, wouldn't this be a nice opportunity to fix exploits? You have someone willing to show how terrible your security is right there..

  5. Since when.... by Lumpy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    do we call assholes "researchers"? This guy is nothing but a grandstanding asshole. You dont make comments like that and you dont do the FUD slinging that he does after getting denied.

    Researchers do real work and publish their findings for peer review, not act like a street cred seeking HAx0r trolling for Lulz.

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    1. Re:Since when.... by pr0fessor · · Score: 1

      Sorry Lumpy, asshole has nothing to do with job title and it is common in just about every field. He was also unprofessional but since he founded the research firm he works at I doubt he will be fired.

    2. Re:Since when.... by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

      It is still wrong to seize his equipment without a warrant, or am I missing something here?

      A couple of things. If they have probable cause to believe the computer has evidence of a crime, for example, they can certainly take it (although not necessarily search it) without a warrant, at least if they're legally wherever it is. There's also a diminished expectation of privacy at the airport.

      If all he said was "I could do X," he might have reasonably good grounds to sue, although as the general consensus even on *slashdot* seems to be the guy was acting like a jerk, I don't know that it's a good test case. If you like, you know, freedom.

    3. Re:Since when.... by ememisya · · Score: 1

      Some FBI agents deserve it though. From reading this story, I think I'm happy that both parties shat in each others cheerios. Nobody likes to be harassed and most law enforcement agencies make no apologies for the emotional damage (they tend to see your average person as sheep), so I'd say it's fair. Egos checked, world's better off one tiny drop. I do feel bad for the guy's research though, I hope he backed up to the cloud :P

    4. Re:Since when.... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Standard procedure. Every time. If something MIGHT be involved in a crime, the first thing law enforcement is going to do is put that thing someplace where they can prove provenance. It can be annoying and law enforcement over reaches at time, but I have a hard time getting mad at the FBI for this one. Especially the field guys - they aren't doing the detailed forensics or anything, they are just their to make sure that the scene is safe and secure.

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    5. Re:Since when.... by orgelspieler · · Score: 4, Insightful

      WTF? Did you even read the article? They're harassing the CTO of a security firm because he dared to point out security flaws in airplanes. Cracking a joke on Twitter to your friends is not the same thing as threatening to bring down a plane. Just because he does private sector research instead of publishing for peer review does not mean he's not a researcher. I do R&D in my job, but it's all trade secret. Am I not doing research since I don't publish? I think the FBI out-assholed this guy by a long shot, and I'm surprised to see a comment like yours modded to +5.

    6. Re:Since when.... by sjames · · Score: 1

      They clearly have nothing. Note that they didn't think it was important enough to have the plane land early (like they surely would if they actually thought he was going to do something harmful). If they had anything more than the tweet, they should have had no problem getting a warrant by now.

    7. Re:Since when.... by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Don't be surprised. There are a LOT of people that like jack booted thuggery and are happy to lick the boots. There are hundreds of statements every single day about people loving all that security theater and praising acts of thuggery by the authorities.

      You'd almost suspect there could be some vast propaganda campaign to get people to voluntarily surrender their freedom in the name of security.

    8. Re: Since when.... by Mars+Saxman · · Score: 1

      Posting on twitter is not "to your friends", it is publishing to the entire world. Why do people keep forgetting this? Is there some affordance in its UI which misleads people?

    9. Re:Since when.... by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      These days, researchers are like journalists. Just call yourself one and you become one.

    10. Re:Since when.... by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "and I'm surprised to see a comment like yours modded to +5."

      You must be new here. Here, let me show you the collection of endless reposts.

    11. Re: Since when.... by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Sorry. My ignorance of Twitter shows. My understanding was that unless you "follow" somebody, their post will not be pushed to your device. Yes, it's searchable, but so is everything else on the Internet. It's nothing that could have caused panic on the plane or otherwise terrorized large numbers of people. If anything seeing the guy taken away in handcuffs was probably more horrifying for the people on the plane, than if they had seen a random string of letters with no inkling of what it actually meant.

  6. Pit Bull by Needs2BeSaid · · Score: 2

    I have as much sympathy for someone who messes with the FBI as I have for someone who messes with a pack of pit bulls. Yes, the pit bulls shouldn't eat people but....

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    1. Re:Pit Bull by future+assassin · · Score: 1

      Except my pit bull just gently looks a dogs while other dogs in the park try to show of their manly hood with the other dog owner asking me if my dog is gentile. LOL well let your unfriendly god get a bit more closet and we'll find out. Oh did I mention those dogs are off leash?

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    2. Re:Pit Bull by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      let your unfriendly god get a bit more closet

      Funniest typo all day.

    3. Re:Pit Bull by Gibgezr · · Score: 1

      The previous typo was pretty sweet too:

      asking me if my dog is gentile.

    4. Re:Pit Bull by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      That would be obvious if the dogs are showing "their manly hood", would it?

  7. Warrant after probable cause established? by HBI · · Score: 1

    This guy is showing ignorance of the law. He gave them a reason to believe he did something wrong, and then wants a warrant? First, the warrant will be rubberstamped based upon his comments, but second, they don't need a warrant once that is established.

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    1. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by jittles · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This guy is showing ignorance of the law. He gave them a reason to believe he did something wrong, and then wants a warrant? First, the warrant will be rubberstamped based upon his comments, but second, they don't need a warrant once that is established.

      They need a warrant to search the contents of the computer. They do not need a warrant to confiscate and hold the equipment while they decide what to do.

    2. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by linearZ · · Score: 1

      This guy is showing ignorance of the law. He gave them a reason to believe he did something wrong, and then wants a warrant? First, the warrant will be rubberstamped based upon his comments, but second, they don't need a warrant once that is established.

      This just shows how screwed up some of these laws are. People stood by idly and watched our government establish a police state, and now are in wonder when the knocks on the door are for them. There are ways to change this, like go out and make enough to purchase your own congress people. But for now, certain tasteless jokes are off limits on Twitter.

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    3. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      They need a warrant to perform any search or seizure—the warrant is the authorization to perform the search or seizure; you can't have one without the other. It isn't "either the search is 'reasonable' or you have a warrant", applying for a warrant is how you document that the search was reasonable in the first place, by providing probable cause supported by oath or affirmation. A blanket authorization for so-called 'reasonable' searches and/or seizures is just another way of issuing an unconstitutionally broad warrant which fails to document the probable cause or to particularly describe the place to be searched or the persons or things to be seized.

      However, you are correct that they probably wouldn't have any trouble getting a warrant after his comments. If you make a credible threat, even if your intent was humorous or sarcastic, you shouldn't act surprised when people take you seriously.

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    4. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, they do.

      Amendment IV
      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

      The warrant is contingent upon providing the *reason* for the search to the issuing judge, specifically describing what/where is to be searched and what/who is to be seized.

      Absent that, you have an illegal, unconstitutional *theft* of property under color of law.

    5. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures...

      A security researcher who studies airplane security saying that he plans on hacking the airplane security while he's physically on said airplane.

      How is taking his electronic devices "unreasonable" in this instance, particularly when you're waiting for a warrant to be issued?

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    6. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      But they don't need a warrant to seize the laptop. It's in plain sight of officers in a place they're authorized to be (the airplane). If he had been musing about smashing the plane up with a crowbar, they wouldn't need a warrant to seize the crowbar when he's still carrying it on the plane, either. Now, if they hadn't got him on the plane, and he had instead gone home, and they wanted to search his home for the laptop then, yes, they'd need a warrant.

      Warrants are not required for searches. All that's required is reasonableness, and a warrant is one method of showing that you have demonstrated reasonableness. But, for instance, an officer does not need a warrant to search a place when he is in hot pursuit of a criminal. If the cop is pursuing the bank robber from the bank and sees him enter a home, he does not have to wait for a warrant to enter the home. The search is automatically reasonable, because hot pursuit.

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    7. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by sjames · · Score: 1

      No, actually he didn't give them a reason. He made a joke they didn't find funny. Had they actually believed he was going to cause a problem, why did they wait until the plane landed (after an uneventful flight) to harass him?

    8. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      Nope. When they landed in Syracuse, they were in the 100 mile "Border Zone" where the government has declared they can seize any electronic equipment, for any reason.

    9. Re:Warrant after probable cause established? by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      They need a warrant to seize anything, and they should. I bet you believe the cops can seize your vehicle (as an innocent bystander) to chase the bad guy.

      It's called theft, and if I was him I'd file a police report AND launch a suit against both the FBI and the agent involved.

  8. YES the must be dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    He did *NOT* screw with the pilots. He jokes about hacking the aircraft system to his followers who are smart enough to know a joke.

    If being nice means not investigating security holes, then yes, he needs to be a dick, at least in some peoples eyes. Imagine if the QA in a software company didn't dig too hard for bugs because it upset the programmers?

    It's not illegal to be a dick and often quite necessary. He should not have to watch his words for fear some moron FBI agent might be reading.

    1. Re:YES the must be dicks by ChrisMaple · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he wants to investigate security holes in Boeing aircraft, he should get a job with Boeing, or offer his services to them for free. Messing around on an aircraft in flight, where he can't be certain that a misplaced keystroke won't cause death, is criminal negligence or worse.

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    2. Re:YES the must be dicks by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      He said "should I..." not "I am...", or even "I will..."

      QED: There is no criminal negligence, since he's not done anything or even threatened to (save for sufficiently large and fear-fueled values of "should")

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    3. Re:YES the must be dicks by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      It's the other way around buddy. If he builds the tools to pen-test an aircraft system with his own money he is under NO obligation to share that information. If Boeing wanted to hire him I'm sure they could, but he's not going to acquiesce to showing them everything he's learned under threat of imprisonment.

      Bow down and lick those boots. Be nice and ask permission to do it or you might get kicked.

    4. Re:YES the must be dicks by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 1

      Messing around on an aircraft in flight, where he can't be certain that a misplaced keystroke won't cause death, is criminal negligence or worse

      If you are in the very plane you're hacking, it's suicide.

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    5. Re:YES the must be dicks by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      It's the other way around buddy. If he builds the tools to pen-test an aircraft system with his own money he is under NO obligation to share that information.

      Sure, but that doesn't mean that he's free to use those tools in an operational aircraft.

      He can of course mess with an aircraft with the permission of the owner on the ground. Legally he probably can't mess with any aircraft in the air, since that would be a violation of its type certificate (it was certified with one set of software, and he introducing another).

  9. Re:This story too vague by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they have proof he hacked into the avionics via the inflight WiFi, the aircraft equipment companies should be in HUGE trouble.

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  10. Schoolboy error by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 5, Funny

    “Find myself on a 737/800, lets see Box-IFE-ICE-SATCOM, ? Shall we start playing with EICAS messages? “PASS OXYGEN ON” Anyone ? :)”

    His mistake is obvious. He used a smiley face instead of a winky face.

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  11. More dicks please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Roberts has been demonstrating vulnerabilities in the avionics systems used on modern airplanes for the past five years, warning that modern planes have converged critical systems and non-critical systems such as in-flight entertainment and wi-fi in ways that create serious security and safety risks.

    He isn’t alone. Ruben Santamarta a Principal Security Consultant for the firm IOActive demonstrated at the 2014 Black Hat Briefings how satellite based communications devices (SatCom) used to provide Internet access to planes in flight could be used to gain access to cockpit based avionics equipment. Brad “RenderMan” Haines has also demonstrated methods for moving from in-flight entertainment systems to critical control systems aboard planes.

    If plane manufacturers are putting in-flight entertainment systems on the same network that a planes control systems are on, then Roberts are doing the public a great service by exposing this horrible security debacle.

    1. Re:More dicks please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      a) The plane manufactures aren't creating a vulnerability; yup, commercial internet equipment is vulnerable. Big surprise. However, the assertion that it creates a vulnerability in another system is just bullshit. However, I know a hell of a lot more about avionics design than the average slashtard, so the retardedness spewed here is understandable. Small example; there is no dynamic memory allocation on flight safety critical systems.

      b) To the FBI's level of understanding, the guy demonstrated a) intent, b) ability and c) claimed to be doing such. What they did was absolutely correct, and the seizure was clearly part of the arrest. Yes, they need a warrant to get his password, but from their level of understanding (we don't expect cops to be rocket scientists or avionics engineers) they made the right call.

    2. Re:More dicks please by digitalPhant0m · · Score: 2

      Roberts are doing the public a great service by exposing this horrible security debacle.

      But joking about possibly taking down a flight (which by all accounts he could possibly do) is no joke.
      This guy needs to maintain some professionalism.

      This is the same reason you can't scream "fire" in a movie theatre

    3. Re:More dicks please by Valiant+Codemonkey · · Score: 1

      Indeed, the hacker is doing a great service to the public. If the FBI feels threatened by this, in light of the Snowden Revelations, it seems reasonable to conclude that the gov't wants these exploits in place for their own purposes.

    4. Re:More dicks please by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the people whose job it is to prevent people taking down a flight are obliged to treat it as not a joke.

      Of course, the correct behaviour is to investigate, confirm it was a joke and tell the idiot that they weren't funny and be glad they're getting off with being called an idiot. It's still correct to investigate.

    5. Re:More dicks please by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      You think that dynamic memory allocation is required for there to be a security vulnerability and yet you brag about your expert knowledge?

      --
      Disclaimer: IANAL. This post is, however, legal advice, and creates an attorney-client relationship.
  12. Re: Really??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Nope, it is actually quite the opposite.
    Avionics weren't created with security in mind, and they don't contemplate a hostile environment to the point that they don't verify nor encrypt information that is being broadcasted. Spoofing a plane signal is *very* trivial. The technology changed very little since 1980.

  13. If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by raymorris · · Score: 3, Funny

    > HE claimed he was able to hack the plane. That would be a potentially very serious public safety issue. It is only right that they question him and search his equipment to see if that is true.

    I hereby claim that I have hands, therefore I am able to stab someone. Should I be detained and my property seized because I am ABLE to commit a crime? 50/50 chance you have the skills and equipment to be a hooker. Therefore you should be treated as a hooker?

    1. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by hawguy · · Score: 1

      50/50 chance you have the skills and equipment to be a hooker. Therefore you should be treated as a hooker?

      I'd say that the chance is just about 100% -- not all prostitutes are female.

    2. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by khasim · · Score: 1

      I hereby claim that I have hands, therefore I am able to stab someone. Should I be detained and my property seized because I am ABLE to commit a crime?

      Situational.

      The government does NOT do jokes about fucking with airplanes.

      I guarantee you that if you were walking around an airport with a knife talking about how you COULD stab then you'd be detained. And they'd probably keep your knife.

    3. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You need more than hands to stab someone. You also need a knife.

      If you stood up in the aircraft cabin and announced that you had a knife and "could stab flight crew," yes, your knife would be confiscated.

      Similarly, if you announce that you "could start messing with flight controls and indicators" in a cabin of an airplane, with your laptop, yes, your laptop should be confiscated.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    4. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by unrtst · · Score: 2

      This knife comparison is fucking stupid.

      There are hundreds of people walking around with laptops, and the laptops all passed through security with no reason not to pass them though.
      There are how many people in the terminal with a knife? Few to none. How many people were allowed to bring one? None.

      There isn't a very good analogy here. Shoe + threatening to kick people in the nuts? Water+towel and waterboarding threats?

      The real point, IMO, is that, AFAICT, he was not threatening to do it. He was saying it was possible. The fact he had a laptop is almost meaningless (what about phone with wifi, or any wifi device, or some custom shit with custom radios etc... the latter of which would at least imply some possible intent). It may be a fine line, but there's a definite line.

      Back to the (awful) knife analogy, at least make it right. He wasn't standing up and announcing to the plane, which would be inciting stuff; He mentioned it on twitter, which is casually mentioning it to your acquaintance that is sitting next to you that, "ya know, it'd be pretty easy to turn this plastic food tray into a sharp weapon and stab someone... I wonder why they use this type of tray?". Would they take his tray as evidence? Would they take every tray on the plane? WTF... there's plenty of laptops around, and they're just tools.

    5. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I hereby claim that I have hands, therefore I am able to stab someone. Should I be detained and my property seized because I am ABLE to commit a crime?

      If you threaten to stab someone, that's called "assault" and it is, indeed, a crime for which you can be detained and a large knife in your possession at the time will be confiscated.

    6. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by meta-monkey · · Score: 2

      But it's the exact kind of tool with which one would carry out the threat he made. And TFS said they seized his "storage devices" also. I would not be shocked if they took his phone, and for the same reasons. Actually I'd be shocked if they didn't.

      Your analogy is even more torturous. You said "acquaintance." But he didn't say this quietly to someone who knows him. He broadcast it on twitter. To anyone who happened to be reading.

      And if someone on my plane did start talking about making weapons and stabbing people, I would absolutely report that person to the flight crew. That is weird. That is weird, suspicious, dangerous behavior.

      This was the guy's tweet:

      “Find myself on a 737/800, lets see Box-IFE-ICE-SATCOM, ? Shall we start playing with EICAS messages? “PASS OXYGEN ON” Anyone ? :)”

      Your sample dialog about the tray makes it sounds like a concern that someone else might do something bad. But this guy was using first person pronouns. Not that "someone else could do something bad" but "shall I do something bad?"

      So let's rephrase that for your tray analogy, where your seat mate (that you don't know) leans over and says to you (or even to a friend, but you clearly overhear), "Find myself on this plane...let's see, a tray I can craft into a knife? Shall we start stabbing people? "Bleeding out" anyone?"

      Yes, I'd report that. Weird as shit.

      --
      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    7. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I'd pity the man willing to pay actual money to have sex with me. Not enough to take his money, but I'd pity him.

    8. Re:If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by Cacadril · · Score: 1

      Having a laptop is very unspecific. Everybody has a laptop.

      The tweet does not have the form of a threat. It has a standard form of a tired joke from someone somewhat immature and infatuated with the technical lingo of his field.

      What should matter is the degree of likelyhood that can be inferred from the available evidence.

      --
      There is no substitute for common sense. Especially, no body of rules will do.
    9. Re: If you are ABLE to be a hooker, detain you? by mordjah · · Score: 1

      the knife anology is pretty flawed as i see no mention of the requesite radios to carry out any such action.. i mean, they dont really have the wifi on the same network as control systems?!

      --
      "A mind reader? That sounds like sci fi." "Honey, we live on a space ship"
  14. Clown Researcher by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Knowing quite a bit about crew management, if this clown would have messed with the system as he pondered he could have crashed the plane. FBI for once were right to remove this clown from the plane. I can only imagine how a overworked crew would have responded if they were alerted to Oxygen systems being enabled; Chances are they would have began to exchange messages with control to decend with the suspicious of insipid cabin decompression. Combine that with nerves getting rattled and you could easily ignite piloting errors that cascade into a disaster. A 737 and older non-fly by wire designs are not the best planes to troll the crew on it could be very costly. In any case, if he were a real researcher he would have disclosed it to the manufacturer with a SOLUTION; and then disclosed non-specifics to the AIRLINE flying community. He could have even marketed the solution to companies and enetered into entroperneurship WHILE helping us increase safety (in which he would have well deserved riches). But, in the end I guess Lulz are worth more to him. Toss him in the brig for a little while.

  15. Stupidity theater. by Narcocide · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should be hiring him to help consult on how to secure the systems instead of trying to intimidate him and silence the truth?

    1. Re:Stupidity theater. by purplepolecat · · Score: 1

      They offered. He refused.

  16. The 1970s called... by davidwr · · Score: 2

    Maybe they should be hiring him to help consult on how to secure the systems instead of trying to intimidate him and silence the truth?

    The 1970s called, they want their common sense back.

    --
    Knowledge is how to play a game, intelligence is how to win, wisdom is knowing what game to play.
  17. Just another example by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    of what Bruce Schneier would call "security theater".

  18. How much closer? by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    How much closer to being in a prison do we need to be before we figure out we're in prison?

    1. Re: How much closer? by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      So Bush was right then?

      The terrorists hate us for our freedom
      So the solution is to take them away until the stop attack then right?

      --
      Time to offend someone
  19. No threats were made despite people claiming so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The tweet didn't suggest he was threatening to do anything. Posing a question is not the same thing as a threat. You can post a question for any number of reasons and in this case it was obvious what the reason was. He posed the question of should he do something horrifically dangerous. He never implied in the tweet he intended to do so. Anybody who understands English should realize (that isn't a prude or has some other prerogative) the guy was making a point and not making a threat. Being able to do something and actually doing it are two different things. If you can't distinguish between the two you have no business being in the law enforcement arena. He clearly was making a point that there were dangers not being addressed and that there are people capable (ie him) of doing bad stuff (not that he has suggested he would, and nothing has indicated he was psychologically unsound, so thus clearly not even a danger).

    1. Re:No threats were made despite people claiming so by Cacadril · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that Mohammad Atta never ends a sentence with "anyone?".

      --
      There is no substitute for common sense. Especially, no body of rules will do.
  20. It's about the PR, not the Hacking by bobbied · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This guy who fancies himself a "aviation hacking expert" goes around the country giving lectures on all sorts of things he sees as "risks" in all sorts of things just got himself in trouble by saying stupid things at the wrong time. It's like a security expert who gave talks about preventing Hijacking was talking about his presentation as he goes though the TSA checkpoint or with the flight attendant. Somebody took exception to the topic being discussed because of the context (he was actually ON an airplane at the time) and in the abundance of caution he was detained and questioned. I'll bet he never attempted any hacking, much less validated any of his perceived risks, most likely he made some inane statement like "I could hack into this plane and cause .... to happen" which got the attention of the flight crew who called the FBI who stops him as he gets off the plane.

    But NOW this guy has a PR angle to play. And why not? Here is some self proclaimed "expert hacker" who has even been questioned by the FBI about possible hacking attempts and had his electronic devices taken in the process while he was on his way to give a talk on the very subject. Play that up, get more speaking gigs by playing up your qualifications.

    This guy has nearly zero credibility with me. He's never really tested any of his theories on real equipment, doesn't work for anybody who would have access to the actual design specifications. Never worked for Boeing, Airbus or any avionics manufacturer. Has never demonstrated any successful attack and to my knowledge hasn't even attempted to hack anything. About all he has are a series of power point presentations that outline a lot of perceived risks he's come up with, but never verified, yet now he's the subject of international news? I sure hope he wasn't stupid enough to actually have tried his theories out on an actual commercial flight because the FBI is going to make an example of him if he did.

    This guy's angle is all about milking the PR now. He's hit the short term jackpot and will be the featured speaker at "aviation security" conferences and I hope he makes some money. He's going to need it to pay the lawyers. However, IMHO, he's a nut job with power point skills and very little actual knowledge. He's just some lucky nut with a big mouth who fancies himself an expert on some issue that happens to be the news story of the day.

    --
    "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    1. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 2

      He's never really tested any of his theories on real equipment

      That you know of. Looks like they don't want him testing anything in the real world or not..

      Never worked for Boeing, Airbus or any avionics manufacturer.

      They appear to not want anyone looking for vulnerabilities in their systems either.

      Has never demonstrated any successful attack

      I'm guessing the first person who does will not do so in a friendly way. And everyone will pretend to be surprised.

    2. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by chicksdaddy · · Score: 1

      Well...I think Mr. Roberts bona fides as an expert on information security and his area of interest in avionics are beyond question. He's been presenting on these topics for upwards of 5 years, so this is hardly a publicity stunt.

    3. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by bobbied · · Score: 1

      If you want to construct a conspiracy theory about this guy and the government trying to hush all this up, what can I say but "you are nuts!"

      He doesn't know anything, he just has a good story, a big mouth and some power point slides.

      IF he actually DID try something, I have visions of him running the IIS hack scripts from 10 years ago or port scanning whole network segments while sitting back in a 23B trying to keep the guy in 23A from watching the screen...

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    4. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Running around blogging and speaking doesn't make him an expert. He sounds more like a conspiracy theorist.

    5. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by bobbied · · Score: 1

      He has no experience with aircraft systems, only theories about them based on his network security experience over the last 5 years? Now if he was an actual avionics engineer with experience on any kind of avionics system, or had actually performed tests of his theories on actual hardware in the lab, I'd be a bit less condescending towards him and his theories. However, as this stands, he's no more qualified than the GAO when they made their claims about the FAA sacrificing flight safety for similar reasons.

      This nut is basically the same as some registered nurse who knows how to administer chemotherapy drugs trying to come across as an expert in treating cancer with radiation and calling the local cancer treatment center on the carpet for doing it wrong. Yea that nurse may have power point slides and research to back up the claims, but they are no expert and have no credibility in the field, the slides may even fool the untrained masses, but that's not proof that that nut job's theory has anything real behind it.

      --
      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
    6. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      This guy's angle is all about milking the PR now. He's hit the short term jackpot and will be the featured speaker at "aviation security" conferences and I hope he makes some money.

      I understand the publicity angle, but it will be difficult for him to be the featured speaker at many conferences if he ever gets on the no-fly list.

    7. Re:It's about the PR, not the Hacking by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Here is a fun fact about avionics engineers: they don't know shit about security. They are highly educated, trained, and have experience at making things work. They never even touch on how to intentionally make things work in ways not intended. The only people that are experts in security are those that do it full time for their whole career.

      If you believe otherwise you belong in a can of planters.

      I KNOW otherwise... I've done avionics work in the past, and where I'm not saying ALL or even MOST of the engineers involved in this understand network security, the system engineering that goes into these designs is done by engineers who ARE good at network security.

      However, you miss my point. This self proclaimed security expert doesn't know about avionics, has never really demonstrated his alleged hacks on any actual hardware/software. All he has is the following: 1. A theory, 2. Some power point slides, and 3. a big mouth. Well, and he now has 4. Some national news coverage.

      If this guy doesn't get himself arrested for tampering with a real airliner while in flight, all I expect from him is 10 min of fame and some speaking gig fees. He will be old news in about 2 weeks, unless he really did do the hacking he claimed, in which case he will be lucky to stay off the "do not fly list" and not end up behind bars.

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      "File to fit, pound to insert, paint to match" - Aircraft Maintenance 101
  21. if i thought this would be a fair fight, by dwpbike · · Score: 1

    i would cheer him on.

  22. I can hack the planet Mars by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 1

    I recently discovered that my old arcnet card has a vulnerability that allows me to hack the planet Mars. I plan on crashing it into the planet Vulcan. (Damn those pointy eared freaks).

    I also plan on hacking the Atlantic Ocean and renaming it to the Great Eastern Ocean. This hack is so powerful that even paper maps will spontaneously change to reflect the update.

  23. "Security experts" can sometimes be idiots by ErichTheRed · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Up front, let me say this guy does have a point. Avionics systems were never designed to be secure, since the technology for unauthorized users to access them didn't exist when they were developed. If you're an Airbus designer building the A320's core messaging bus back in the late 80s, do you assume people are going to have wireless network access and phones with the power of laptops in their pockets? Of course, you do now...but not back in the 80s. And once an aircraft system gets certified, changing it is an extremely drawn out process, hence the inertia. If you want another example, look at magstripe credit cards -- another system where, when it was invented, magnetic readers/encoders were "magical devices" that only huge companies could afford, so therefore there was no encryption.

    Now, that said, there are way better methods for getting the word out on stuff like this. I'm assuming he already went to the vendors on this, but if he acted anything like what he displayed here, they may have just ignored him as a crackpot. If the guy doesn't have a lot of emotional intelligence, it can significantly impact his credibility in the eyes of the "normal" population. That seems to be a problem with a lot of the security types -- they're obviously very intelligent and spend vast amounts of time digging around in the internals of the systems they're hacking. When it comes time to communicate this knowledge to others, they can do so in ways that might get them lumped into the "nerd living in Mom's basement" camp, deserved or not. Threatening to demonstrate your latest find in a live environment would certainly not be my first choice. Imagine if he had turned on the passenger oxygen warning -- air crews don't go back and check whether a warning like that is legit or not. Pilots follow checklists, and I would imagine the first thing they do is descend very quickly to a safe altitude just in case the cabin actually did depressurize!!

  24. Within 100 miles of the border. He's got no rights by BenJeremy · · Score: 2

    Syracuse is, as the crow flies, within 100 miles of the Canadian border. His equipment belongs to the US government now.

  25. Re:This story too vague by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

    If they had actual evidence as they claimed, he'd be in jail right now and facing arraignment.

    Dear reader: let that one sink in for a moment...

    --
    Quo usque tandem abutere, Nimbus, patientia nostra?
  26. Bomb joke by AnomalousTurd · · Score: 1

    This is the exact equivalent of a bomb joke when on a plane. This guy is an idiot. Did he think his tweets were private?

  27. Dude! Only the Blackstone Group and Carlyle Group by sgt_doom · · Score: 1

    ....are "allowed" to cyberjack any Boeing (or other commercial airliner) jet!

  28. Syracuse? by Oidhche · · Score: 1

    Syracuse? What where the FBI doing in Sicily?

  29. Simple Fix by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 1

    Disallow in flight Wi-Fi. Problem solved.

    We've flown for years without it, never had an issue. Try reading or something. . . . it works. . lol

    You know the companies aren't going to disclose any security vulnerabilities since it would cost them to ground the planes. Many times you'll get ignored when trying to bring an important issue to light. This is because Profit > Safety. Only when Fines / Lawsuits > Profit do recalls happen and problems get fixed.

    If you can't get the owners of the Airlines to fix their problem, a better way to make it happen is to get folks with more authority involved. Hence: The FBI.

    NOW, the issue will get the microscope and spotlight treatment. NOW, if a vulnerability does exist, the Airlines WILL get it fixed or their planes will get grounded for them. Maybe they'll actually start taking folks seriously from now on. . . . but I doubt it.

  30. The reason that aeroplanes are safe... by occasional_dabbler · · Score: 1

    ...is because there is a century of the best engineering behind them, with levels of failure and fault identification and mitigation that most people would find obsessive and arcane. Throw in a Swiss cheese like WiFi access and you have a serious disruption and a non-trivial influence that I for one, as an engineer designing aircraft safety systems, do not particularly want to see, It's nice that I can read my Kindle during take-off. That's enough.

    --
    "Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "we have a protractor"
  31. Something being missed by Livius · · Score: 1

    "officers alleging they had evidence he had tampered with in-flight systems on an earlier leg of his flight from Colorado to Chicago"

    This I think is much more interesting than the tweet. (And not just because practically everything is more interesting than a tweet (including literal tweets from birds).)

    Joking about tampering with an aircraft should not be taken lightly, though I'm leaning a bit to calling the FBI's response an over-reaction.

    But *evidence* of an earlier crime is something else.

    Unless the FBI just made that part up....

  32. WHy would he refuse to work wiht Boeing? by sdguero · · Score: 1

    This guy is most likely a fraud. Why else would he refuse the opportunity to work with Boeing to fix a problem that he claims to be able to exploit but has never actually been done before.

    Looking at his twitter profile and his "resume" on the company website... He has never done an-y-thing but gather credentials and bitch. There is nothing the least bit interesting that he has actually done. Certainly nothing to warrant all the attention he gets himself. Just a loudmouth with no skillz.

    My career has landed me in the security industry for the last 5 years and I've noticed it is chock full of gas bags like this dude. They grab some encryption packages that someone else wrote, get some certifications, and sudfdenly they are an expert. And they get paid very well to bullshit their way around the country. Meanwhile the real experts keept heir mouths shut, find problems, and hopefully help fix them.

  33. Re: Humorous?` by Cacadril · · Score: 1

    Not quite the same. He tweeted in a language completely unintelligible to regular twitter followers, understandable only to friends that already knew him and his gripes about certain alleged vulnerabilities. To make it comparable, he would have to announce it to his fellow passengers and to the crew, in a language that they would understand.

    But he was mistaken because there were followers that were not his intended audience, and who knew just enough of the lingo to go an ask him questions.

    --
    There is no substitute for common sense. Especially, no body of rules will do.
  34. BOMB!! by Thraxy · · Score: 1

    It's pretty damn funny running through an airport terminal yelling "bomb" too. Maybe he should try that next time... for science.

  35. FBI was right by maroberts · · Score: 1

    Roberts breached the 'Yelling "Fire!" in a crowded theatre test'. Only in his case it was a plane instead of a theatre

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