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Volvo Self-Parking Car Hits People Because Owner Didn't Pay For Extra Feature

schwit1 writes: A video that recently went viral shows a demonstration of a Volvo XC60's self-parking feature. It reverses itself, waits, and then confidently drives into a group of people at a non-negligible speed. (Two were hit, and while both were bruised, they were otherwise OK.) The situation was presumed to have resulted from a malfunction with the car — but the car might not have had the ability to recognize a human at all. A Volvo representative said the car was not equipped with the "Pedestrian detection" feature. That feature is sold as a separate package.

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  1. Thanks Volvo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    For that incredibly funny video!

    1. Re:Thanks Volvo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A+++++

    2. Re: Thanks Volvo! by Alkonaut · · Score: 0

      The excuse in this case is that the article is either a misunderstanding or deliberately misleading. Btw who posts without reading the comments, half of which are already about the fact that the article is crap

    3. Re:Thanks Volvo! by kheldan · · Score: 0

      ..and so the first humans are injured by a self-driving car. "Cars will be safer!" they said. "Humans can't be trusted to operate a motor vehicle!", they said.

      Yeah, sure, the autonomous car advocates are going to jump all over my shit again now, just like they always do, saying "It'll be fixed!". Sure it will. This story highlights the very valid point that there are always going to be circumstances where only a human driver can handle the vehicle properly in some situations. This is why there must always be a full set of manual controls in the vehicle, and why all drivers must still always be properly trained, certified, and licensed.

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    4. Re:Thanks Volvo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love how those idiots just stand there when the car starts moving towards them. There was plenty of time to step out of the way.

    5. Re:Thanks Volvo! by rjstanford · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Except, of course, that it wasn't a self-driving car, simply a self-steering parking mode, and the driver had full control over the speed at all times. Le sigh...

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    6. Re: Thanks Volvo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The driver controlled the gas.. So the driver is an idiot. But I think it will be mandatory in the future for this kind of feature to look out for people, because other people clearly can't be trusted to do so.

    7. Re:Thanks Volvo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno.. If my eyesight is completely goneby the time self driving cars become common, I coulfd still try to be the first licenced completely blind driver ;-)

    8. Re:Thanks Volvo! by Meski · · Score: 1

      A car with a "Look what you made me do!" feature.

    9. Re:Thanks Volvo! by NicBenjamin · · Score: 2

      The summary is luddite bullshit. The video has nothing to do with parking, it has to do with an auto-braking feature on some new Volvos that detects people and stops even if you're trying to ram them at full speed. But that feature costs extra money, and they didn't have it on the car they tried.

      The video supports this contention, because it shows a dozen or so people standing in front of the car, several with cell phones out to film. The car is nowhere near a parking spot. It accelerates like the driver floored it, and nobody gets out of the way. Note that the way they did the test actually would have disabled the system even if they'd had the right car. As you say, all auto-driving technologies currently in use must be over-rideable by the driver, and this driver was flooring it manually.

    10. Re: Thanks Volvo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chines rubbish as always

  2. Sure, let's make everything tiered by spiritplumber · · Score: 4, Funny
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    1. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Volvo's new tiered purchase plan: and would you like tires with that? What about brakes? An engine?

    2. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't dry your poodle in this microwave oven. Do not look into laser with remaining eye. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Not to be used as a flotation device. This packet of nuts may contain traces of nuts. Look out for pedestrians when engaging the auto-park feature.

      There's always a better idiot to beat your safety system. Also, wasn't this caused simply by the driver stepping on the accelerator? This did not look like the kind of driving any self-parking car would do, pedestrians or no.

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    3. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This packet of nuts may contain traces of nuts.

      I generally would like ALL of my packets of nuts to have such a notice on it, just as a reassurance (though I supposed the words "may" and "traces of" might be a bit alarming).

    4. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My thoughts exactly.

      "May? MAY??!?" What the fuck am I buying then???"

    5. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by AntronArgaiv · · Score: 1

      Don't dry your poodle in this microwave oven. Do not look into laser with remaining eye. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. Not to be used as a flotation device. This packet of nuts may contain traces of nuts. Look out for pedestrians when engaging the auto-park feature. There's always a better idiot to beat your safety system. Also, wasn't this caused simply by the driver stepping on the accelerator? This did not look like the kind of driving any self-parking car would do, pedestrians or no.

      I notice nobody's mentioning the fact that the journalists were too preoccupied to move out odf the way. If I saw a car coming at me at the speed that Volvo was travelling, I would not have remained in its path.

    6. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Funny

      These were Journalists. You know, the people who flunked Calculus 1, and then couldn't get into the English department because they were spending so much of their time hanging out at the lit table or at rallies that they weren't doing the readings. So they transferred into J-School.

    7. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      > There's always a better idiot to beat your safety system.

      That sort of logic could be used to argue against all safety improvements - why have seat belts, some idiot will won't wear it. Why have rear-view mirrors, some idiot just won't bother to look.

      Just because some events can not be anticipated does not mean systems should not take into account the events that can be anticipated.

      > Also, wasn't this caused simply by the driver stepping on the accelerator?

      Dunno. But self-parking cars don't need a human on the accelerator to do their thing. Here is an example of a mercedes you can see her feet are off the pedals and there is no indication from the car telling her to use brakes or accelerator.

    8. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, wasn't this caused simply by the driver stepping on the accelerator?

      That appears to be the case. The reporting on this is very muddled, but at least one article says that the car was not in "self-parking" mode, so the pedestrian detection would not have been active even if this car had it. The driver was in full control of the car, and intentionally accelerated toward the reporters. So the real story here is that some random guy in the Dominican Republic is an idiot.

    9. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More than one guy in that video was an idiot.

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    10. Re: Sure, let's make everything tiered by jd2112 · · Score: 2

      They can't patent this though. Porsche, Mercedes, and BMW will all claim prior art.

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    11. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by ultranova · · Score: 1

      The reporting on this is very muddled, but at least one article says that the car was not in "self-parking" mode, so the pedestrian detection would not have been active even if this car had it.

      So does this mean Volvo sells a configuration that 1) has a computer control the car in small, enclosed spaces and 2) doesn't hae said computer look for obstacles, and specifically not humans?

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    12. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by PRMan · · Score: 1

      My car "self-parks". But it only steers. I'm in control of the pedals.

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    13. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

      They did this on my 2012 S60. Although I don't think the spare tire was even an option. It just comes with a nice package of Fix-a-Flat.

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    14. Re: Sure, let's make everything tiered by jd2112 · · Score: 1

      Known to cause cancer to the state of California. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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    15. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So does this mean Volvo sells a configuration that 1) has a computer control the car in small, enclosed spaces and 2) doesn't have said computer look for obstacles, and specifically not humans?

      My wife's car (not a Volvo) has obstacle detection, and "self-park". The obstacle detection only works at low speed, and it will only stop the car if the computer is in control (self-park activated). If a human is in control, it will beep and display the location and distance to the obstacle on the dash display, but it does not override the human. It does not distinguish between a pedestrian and other obstacles, like a tree or trash can.

      For the situation in the video, where 1) a human was in control, and 2) the car was moving fairly quickly, the obstacle detection would not have prevented the collision, and likely would not have even been activated.

      In my opinion, this is the correct division of blame for this incident:
      Idiot driver: 99%
      Idiot journalists who didn't get out of the way: 1%
      Volvo: 0%

    16. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's not an idiot. He was just trying to clean the gene pool.

    17. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      Japanese manufacturers offer collision avoidance that can completely stop the car when it is travelling below 30 MPH, if a crash is imminent. It works very well for preventing rear-endings in traffic.

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    18. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      It is assumed that anyone willing to buy such an expensive car can also afford the roadside assistance, and possible tow to the nearest tire shop.

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    19. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      Japanese manufacturers offer collision avoidance that can completely stop the car when it is travelling below 30 MPH, if a crash is imminent. It works very well for preventing rear-endings in traffic.

      That is Adaptive or Autonomous Cruise Control and is not the same as low speed obstacle detection. ACC generally does not avoid pedestrians or other small objects.

    20. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhh, the S60 costs $30K. Hardly an expensive car.

    21. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by viperidaenz · · Score: 2

      Perhaps he is not an idiot.

      He got to run over some people on purpose and gets to claim it was an accident.

      Maybe he didn't like those two people very much.

    22. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Pikoro · · Score: 2

      No, it's not. It's exactly what the parent said it is. If you're driving along, and under 30kph, and someone stops in front of you, or someone walks in front of your car, the car will make every effort to stop itself before the collision will occur. That has nothing to do with cruise control, adaptive or otherwise.

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    23. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've come to the conclusion, that volvo drivers are the shittiest drivers in the world. They don't seem to give a shit about the rest of the traffic in any way. Now something volvo does has to be the reason why so many volvo drivers are so such shit drivers, because there are clearly a lot more in percentage of even bmw and mercedes drivers who can drive. Maybe the way the car smells affects the drivers brain? I don't know, but i would put that percent of fault at like 80%, since they are clearly doing something wrong.

    24. Re: Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just have the system beep at you every time you tailgate. At least this way you won't look like a crack head while constantly running up on traffic them slamming your brakes. Shit, even if you car does that on its own the cops out here would still fine you.

    25. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the extra fee that most tyre places charge to repair a flat that was fixed with that gunk.

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    26. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by ewibble · · Score: 1

      You would think having to control the speed when a car it is self parking kind of defeats the purpose, a lot of parking is stopping at the right time.

    27. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Also, wasn't this caused simply by the driver stepping on the accelerator?

      That appears to be the case. The reporting on this is very muddled, but at least one article says that the car was not in "self-parking" mode, so the pedestrian detection would not have been active even if this car had it. The driver was in full control of the car, and intentionally accelerated toward the reporters. So the real story here is that some random guy in the Dominican Republic is an idiot.

      The driver was under the impression that the car had Automatic Emergency Braking (AEB), which is a feature Volvo offers on the XC60 but isn't installed by default. Vovlo's advertising doesn't reflect this obviously, it's hidden in the small print that says something like "optional extras not included". The "self parking" part is a misnomer on the part of the submitter.

      However the bigger problem is the mistaken faith they have in AEB systems, that they are 1) infallible, 2) effective. If you watch a video of the XC60's AEB system (Euro NCAP will have a few) they are only effective up to a speed of about 20 KPH, after that all they do is reduce the speed of the impact. Also these tests are done from a steady speed (I.E. not accelerating). I'm sure that mashing the go pedal wont help AEB work.

      I firmly believe that AEB is going to make things worse, not better as it gives bad drivers false confidence. People who already dont pay attention to the road will think it's perfectly OK to pay even less attention to the road. We're making already lazy drivers even lazier. AEB will eventually be removed because of this, Volvo is lucky in this case because 1) it was in the Dominican Republic so they can simply buy their way out of trouble and; 2) the feature was not installed on the car. However shortly a dopey Doris in an AEB equipped car will be doing 100 down the motorway and plough into the back someone else's car at 75 because they were busy texting and their excuse will be "but the car was supposed to brake for me". Even though car manufacturers have tried to cover their arse in the fine print, it wont be enough to save them from the ignorance and stupidity of end users.

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    28. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Does it also have training wheels?

    29. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by delt0r · · Score: 1

      I don't know. If i had a chance to run over reporters, it would be awfully tempting to do so....

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    30. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by aurizon · · Score: 1

      Volvo cars have feet, all feet have bullet holes...

    31. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

      There's always a better idiot to beat your safety system.

      The deeper issue regards Azimov's safety rules - self-driving cars are tantamount to weapons. The things are not smart enough to stop themselves from hurting someone somehow, so some idiot will try to hurt someone with this blunt instrument.

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    32. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, Bill, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about but we all know that won't stop you.

    33. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Plammox · · Score: 1

      The Volvo XC60 has had this feature from the launch of the first models in 2008, if my memory serves me right. I can confirm that it works rather well on our XC60. It only detects obstacles in front of the car, though.

    34. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Plammox · · Score: 1

      Sorry. But that title belongs to all the tricked-out BMW boyracers in their 250kkm+ wrecks, the idiot who transplanted a Honda VTEC into his old VW Golf Mk I and all Skoda drivers frustrated at the fact they couldn't even afford a VW.

    35. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Volvo's chinese now, I believe? That might explain things...

    36. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by rpstrong · · Score: 1

      A Porsche 911 comes with a tire repair kit and an electric pump. Not a bean counting move - there just isn't room for a spare.

    37. Re:Sure, let's make everything tiered by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      Volvo's new tiered purchase plan: and would you like tires with that? What about brakes? An engine?

      Better than the purchase plan for the other big Swede, Ikea.

      The car comes in separate components, flatpacked in a box that it almost too inconveniently bulky to transport, and you have to put the whole thing together yourself, in your garage, with only your wits, your hands, a ten-cent Allen key and a manual which only has diagrams, not words.

  3. Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the car was not equipped with the "Pedestrian detection" feature. That feature is sold as a separate package.

    Release to market with minimum feature set, Microsoft would be proud.

    1. Re:Great marketing by RabidReindeer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Release to market with minimum feature set, Microsoft would be proud.

      Only if it also includes easily-exploitable security holes.

    2. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A minimal feature set is something that is planned and purposefully implemented whereas security holes in Microsoft's products aren't. There is also no evidence that Microsoft has ever been proud of security exploits found in their products. Before you say anything, I'll say once more: no.

    3. Re:Great marketing by Githaron · · Score: 1

      I would say this is a below minimum feature set.

    4. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, that's like marketing a gun with optional security.

    5. Re:Great marketing by westlake · · Score: 1

      Release to market with minimum feature set, Microsoft would be proud.

      --- but when a Microsoft product offers more than a minimum feature set, the geek is the first to go ballistic.

    6. Re:Great marketing by DeSigna · · Score: 2

      Even if it had all the features, from TFA, the guy pointed it at a group of people standing still and dumped it.

      The car would've assumed the driver knew what he was doing (it only works when moving slowly and not accelerating hard) and plowed into the fools anyway.

    7. Re:Great marketing by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      whereas security holes in Microsoft's products aren't

      That's what you think.

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    8. Re:Great marketing by avgjoe62 · · Score: 1

      A minimal feature set is something that is planned and purposefully implemented whereas security holes in Microsoft's products aren't.

      There's a couple of thousand people at the NSA that would beg to differ with you...

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    9. Re:Great marketing by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 2

      How many accidents are caused by people flooring the gas when they wanted to brake? Or driving forward while thinking their car is in reverse and looking over their shoulder?

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    10. Re:Great marketing by Lab+Rat+Jason · · Score: 1

      This is a moronic statement. Lots of guns are manufactured without a safety. But with guns and cars both, it is unwise to load it, point it at another person and "hit go" assuming the safety will prevent an accident. This may or may not have been a failure of the vehicle, but it most certainly was a failure of the driver.

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    11. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe there will be a public outrage at the fact that Volvo's come with Terminator Mode pre-installed, and you must pay extra to have it stop killing people and pets on its own.
      Just refer to Free Teminator Mode in all new volvos. I bet people detection becomes standard real quick.

    12. Re:Great marketing by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      Relax Mr. Ballmer. It was a joke.

      Please put the chair back down.

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    13. Re:Great marketing by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      5 per year, worldwide.

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    14. Re:Great marketing by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      The story is a pile of BS. Since the vehicle was under control of a person, the person detection would have been disabled anyway. Sensationalist BS needs to go away.

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    15. Re:Great marketing by TheCarp · · Score: 1

      I would actually consider this reasonable for a self parking feature. I have no issue with a flawed system that is the best you can make. Its early versions ffs, this is decent.

      What is not reasonable is realizing its a problem, developing a fix, and then selling a fix for a safety flaw as a bonus feature. Even more so, if its just a software upgrade it should be a recall and fix, if it requires additional hardware or replacement, it should be offfered to existing owners at a reasonable price.

      The release I understand. However, leaving it that way and continuing to sell models with a known flaw, that is a different issue really.

      You may get the same thing when you buy a Windows CD, but at least one of the first things it does is download the free updates. You will never go to a store and have to choose between Windows 10 and Windows 10 with security updates and then be stuck with what you chose when you get home.

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    16. Re:Great marketing by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      Does "a human behind the wheel" count as an easily exploitable security hole?

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    17. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are full of shit, and a moron. why didn't you read some thoughtful comments before typing your rubbish?

    18. Re:Great marketing by KGIII · · Score: 1

      That is the average. There were only three in 2014 but 7 and 6 in 2011 and 2009.

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    19. Re:Great marketing by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Your post has absolutely nothing to do with reality. It is not your fault as the article and summary are hogwash. However, there are some comments that clearly explain it so I won't bother repeating them. Refresh will help you out if you scroll up and read some of the posts.

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    20. Re:Great marketing by njnnja · · Score: 1

      The pedestrian detection feature has nothing to do with the self parking feature. It is just another feature that you can buy, on a car that happens to have a self-parking feature. And the car in the video isn't in the process of self-parking, it is under the control of a human driving forward.

      Car analogy: Back in the old days, you could get anti-lock brakes as an option, and/or airbags as an option. They are both safety features, but don't have anything to do with one another. This video is analogous to if somebody got the airbag option, but not the anti-lock brakes, then lost control in a skid and crashed. The headline would read "Car with airbags loses control because owner didn't pay extra for anti-lock braking system," to make us all afraid of air bags, and would be just as stupid.

    21. Re:Great marketing by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      It is a car, so of course the ODB-II and CANBUS networks are easily exploited to do whatever you want.

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    22. Re:Great marketing by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      In fact, trigger locks are sold separately from the guns. Though it is something that is being added through regulations.

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    23. Re:Great marketing by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      --- but when a Microsoft product offers more than a minimum feature set, the EU is the first to go ballistic.

      FTFY.

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    24. Re:Great marketing by putzin · · Score: 1

      Only if it also includes easily-exploitable security holes.

      It does.

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    25. Re:Great marketing by CWCheese · · Score: 1

      Seat-belts used to be optional accessories

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    26. Re:Great marketing by lgw · · Score: 1

      Vastly more: almost every "unintended acceleration" in history had in fact been "pedal misapplication". Why admit fault when you can just sue someone for a pretend-faulty product/.

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    27. Re:Great marketing by lgw · · Score: 1

      As others have pointed out: the "pedestrian detection" feature is completely unrelated to self parking. That feature would not have engaged here. Self-parking already checks for obstacles, but if the driver asserts control, self-parking lets the driver drive. And that's what happened here - the idiot drove into people.

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    28. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Release to market with minimum feature set, Microsoft would be proud.

      Only if it also includes easily-exploitable security holes.

      Kill all ....mushrooms?

    29. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cars has security holes just like computers. That is why criminals can steal them and use them as getaway cars.

      Seriously, you can gain access just by smashing a side window. If someone wonders why you drive around with a smashed window, just say someone broke into the car. And you don't even need a password, pickpocketing the key thing is enough to start it!

    30. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe you until you post a mandatory XKCD with an accompanying anecdote.

    31. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove me wrong.

    32. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your first mistake is assuming they work for Microsoft, which is what the original statement is about. If they work for the NSA, it's not Microsoft, it's the NSA.

    33. Re:Great marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots, but in no way is car AI advanced enough to know that you want to go backwards when you told it to go forwards.

    34. Re:Great marketing by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      There are many cars sold without the option for such features. Do you say those cars have a below minimum feature set? Of course not. Offering it as an optional extra is reasonable, considering the price.
      Note: Volvo should be clear about the fact that it is not included in the default model.
      I feel this is a stunt from a competing car manufacturer to sling imaginative mud on Volvo, although the feature (if installed) should not stop working when the user steps on the accelerator. That's just idiotic. The computer can overrule that signal easily.

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    35. Re:Great marketing by NicBenjamin · · Score: 1

      Of course if it's below minimum feature set then all cars are below minimum feature set because nobody has a system like this installed by default.

      BTW, I suggest you read the article. The "self-parking" thing is apparently a lost-in-translation moment. The Journalists in question are Spanish speakers from the Dominican Republic, while the ones quoted in Slashdot are Anglophones. The car does have that self-parking feature, but the video is not near a parking spot, and the car is clearly not trying to park (ie: it's not in reverse). It's jumping forward at very high speed. The Volvo engineer was trying to tell the Journalist that a) this has nothing to do with self-parking, b) the feature they were trying to test was apparently not present on this car, and c) even if it had been it would have been disabled because the driver floored. When that happens, the accelerator every driving assistance system in the world will assume that it's supposed to turn itself off so the car can go forward really really fast.

  4. Human error? by tommten · · Score: 0

    .. or robot car uprising?

    I for one welcome our robot car overlords!

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    1. Re: Human error? by Buck+Feta · · Score: 1

      The guy had pushed the "maximum overdrive" button. Simple mistake.

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    2. Re: Human error? by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1
      Good thing he didn't push "Plaid" - there would have been no survivors.

      Oh wait - that's an "extra feature" too.

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    3. Re: Human error? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      No, if there had been a Maximum Overdrive button, the car would have pushed it itself.

      (Link is safe for work.)

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  5. dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Shouldn't a human without any major cognitive disabilities know not to trigger the auto-parking feature when there were people standing in the spot?

    1. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Shouldn't any reasonable marketing idiot realize that actually having a feature that prevents the automatic car from driving into someone and NOT making it standard is a recipe for a major lawsuit?

      Saying "You know, we tried to make it work, and just couldn't, so be careful." is a lot more defensible than saying "We figured we could withhold a vital safety feature in order to charge another few hundred bucks for it.".

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    2. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by skirmish666 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The article seems to indicate that hammering the accelerator bypasses the pedestrian avoidance system. So, whether or not one was installed, activated and functioning correctly the driver still would have hit those pedestrians because of the way they were driving.

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    3. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Alkonaut · · Score: 4, Informative

      Parking had nothing to do with it. It wasn't a demo of the parking system, and the problem wasn't with the parking sensors. The demo showed someone try to use the pedestrian detection (city speed long range obstacle radar) when there wasn't one on the car.

    4. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 2

      Shouldn't a human without any major cognitive disabilities know not to trigger the auto-parking feature when there were people standing in the spot?

      You've obviously never driven in New York or Chicago! People don't give a fuck when they hit other CARS, let alone a nice soft target like a human...

      Seriously, drive down a street in NY, especially Brooklyn. You'll see all the unlucky street parkers, and almost every car has some street-side damage on it. People pull halfway into intersections to see if there is oncoming traffic, because people park right up to the street corners, giving no visibility. Driving there is like a pinball game; DEFENSIVE driving is the word of the day, every day.

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    5. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Every 'auto-parking' feature I have seen in a car requires the driver to operate the throttle/gas/accelerator & brake pedals.

      i.e. driver mowed down some folk, and then tried to blame the car.

    6. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by rosencreuz · · Score: 1

      I thought first rule of robotics is that a robot may not injure a human being. (Don't tell me a car is not a robot!)

    7. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parking had nothing to do with it.

      From TFS:
      "A video that recently went viral shows a demonstration of a Volvo XC60's self-parking feature"

    8. Re: dont' engage it with people there? by Alkonaut · · Score: 1

      Get a different source, the independent article and the summary on /. makes no sense. The guy is manually driving, and hoping to test the pedestrian detection radar (which only works when driving forward at city speeds).

    9. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It was submitted by schwit1.

      If it said the sky was blue I'd look outside to check.

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    10. Re: dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, right you are.

    11. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parking had nothing to do with it.

      From TFS: "A video that recently went viral shows a demonstration of a Volvo XC60's self-parking feature"

      There is no Volvo XC60's with self-parking feature. Summary failure.

    12. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The entire point of the Three Laws was to show that they couldn't possibly work as intended, and create lots of interesting stories in the loopholes.

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    13. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      This feature is of course a necessity for the coming zombie apocalypse. Imagine if you were trying to make a getaway, and a single zombie could stop your car by lurching in front of it. Something like that could single-handedly doom the straggling remainders of humanity.

    14. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      If that car didn't have the optional pedestrian-detection feature, do you really think it had the optional positronic brain?

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    15. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Conversely, shouldn't a human without any major cognitive disabilities know not to stand in front of a moving car?

    16. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind lawsuit; imagine the police involvement when someone gets killed by this marketing attitude. Can you say 'corporate manslaughter'

      Volvo better change their ways otherwise they may be dragons, complete with sirens and blue flashing lights.

    17. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's grey here, you insensitive clod!

    18. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the pedestrian safety feature is another completely different set of sensors intended for residential driving - the parking functionality has it's own set of obstacle-detecting sensors. Both systems have different hardware for different needs. Also, both features are overridden if the driver jams the gas instead of the brake as seen in the video.

    19. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A "vital safety feature" that few if any other cars on the market have, and that didn't even exist a few years ago.

    20. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by tomhath · · Score: 1

      I thought first rule of robotics...

      I highly doubt Volvo (or anyone else) bases their engineering design requirements on a science fiction story.

    21. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How this bullshit gets +4 insightful is beyond me.

    22. Re: dont' engage it with people there? by sonamchauhan · · Score: 1

      Do you, with non neglible cognitive ability, not realise people, kids, or emergency personnel can walk into an area where a car has apparently paused to let them through? And that technology that replaces human function better behave somewhat 'human' ?

    23. Re:dont' engage it with people there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a robot.

  6. Trust your instincts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Volvo's comments in the Fusion article also suggest that the pedestrian detection feature would not have helped, given that the driver appears to be accelerating towards the people injured. If somebody is driving a car at you, follow your instincts and get out of the way.

    1. Re:Trust your instincts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm too old to run anymore.

  7. Flamebait title by ericloewe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A more appropriate title would be: "Idiot hits pedestrians after purposely setting up his vehicle to do so, hoping it wouldn't."

    1. Re:Flamebait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. What kind of idiot company sells a car capable of driving itself but doesn't require the feature to keep it from plowing into a group of people?

    2. Re:Flamebait title by schitso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From the Fusion story: "It seems they are trying to demonstrate pedestrian detection and auto-braking." So both the title and the content are wrong!

    3. Re:Flamebait title by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      It doesn't drive itself.

    4. Re:Flamebait title by Charliemopps · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A more appropriate title would be: "Idiot hits pedestrians after purposely setting up his vehicle to do so, hoping it wouldn't."

      Actually, it should be more like "Genius finds an easy way to sue a Multi-billion dollar company that's apparently run by idiots."

    5. Re:Flamebait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. What kind of idiot company sells a car capable of driving itself but doesn't require the feature to keep it from plowing into a group of people?

      So IOW: a car that can drive itself should not let a human drive itself, because they are idiots.

    6. Re:Flamebait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A more accurate title would be

      'Demonstrating pedestrian detection and auto breaking on a car without pedestrian detection works as expected.'

      or perhaps

      'Why reading the manual before driving 4000 pounds into someone is important.'

      or simply

      'Physics 1, Idiots 0, except maybe in court.'

    7. Re: Flamebait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now, flamebait title aside (no parking or self driving going on), if a person could sue a manufacturer because a car doesn't auto-brake if you don't have the auto-brake feature installed that would be a pretty bad day even for US law.

      I'm guessing the U.S. version of the car and manual comes full of texts that say "auto braking doesn't mean you shouldnt use your foot for braking too" and similar. Bloody laughable is what it is.

    8. Re:Flamebait title by Hognoxious · · Score: 2

      It drives itself a bit - enough to make an idiot think it drives itself totally.

      It's like the automation equivalent of uncanny valley.

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    9. Re:Flamebait title by nedlohs · · Score: 2

      And my car drives itself a bit (it has an automatic transmission) and yet doesn't have a "don't drive into pedestrians" feature without anyone seeming to care.

    10. Re:Flamebait title by afeeney · · Score: 1

      Or rather like cruise control, which a few people willfully interpreted as "self-driving" when it was first introduced.

    11. Re:Flamebait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is 4000 pounds the weight of the manual ?

    12. Re:Flamebait title by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      I'm not defending the guy in the car, or Volvo, or any of the idjits casually standing in the forward path of the car with this post, but car manuals don't always make clear what special features are actually equipped on specific vehicles. I haven't RTFM for this particular vehicle, but often times manufacturers will save money by making a standard Manual that spans all trim classes and features of that vehicle model with little footnotes to say which trim package has a particular feature, or just "check with your dealer/manufacturer for specified feature."

      My Manual for my Chevrolet Traverse gives all the possible features that the model could have for every trim package available, with blurbs specifying "check with your dealer to see if your vehicle has this feature." Being a used vehicle, my dealer couldn't tell me what features the thing was supposed to have. Even though it has the LT trim stickers, being that it was originally a fleet vehicle (found that out after extensive searching of the VIN, beyond what even CarFax had access to) many of the standard LT features (proper sensors for the OnStar system, automatic mirror adjustment for viewing the wheels while backing up, etc) were not found anywhere on the vehicle. On a side note: At the time of sale having three known non-working features that an LT model was supposed to have before I even knew that it was a fleet vehicle, I was able to get the dealer to cut almost $10K from the price and have them sell an AWD LT model for the same price they offered as the 2WD LS base model. If I had been able to prove it was fleet before the sale, I could have had even more knocked off. Also, came to find several more trim discrepancies later on; but there's more important things about that PoS that piss me off more than what trim features it's missing (dear god, I can see more around my 1990 G20 Conversion Van than I can see around this PoS). From someone who's been brand loyal to Chevy for 20 years, this will be my last GM vehicle newer than 2000.

      That said, playing devil's advocate it could have been that the dealer told him that this vehicle had the pedestrian safety feature as part of the automation package, and he felt he was getting a great deal for the extra features...that the car didn't really have. And depending on how the manual was written, it could be very ambiguous as to whether the feature was really in the package or not, telling the person to check with the dealer or manufacturer to see if said feature was available.

    13. Re:Flamebait title by fisted · · Score: 1
    14. Re: Flamebait title by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      The difference here is, who's driving the car. And can the owner claim that he had a reasonable expectation that the car would include such a basic safety feature. The equivalent would be to design a car that didn't have breaks at all and claim that's an extended feature or something... that's perfectly safe if you never go over 5mph and only drive in a farm field right?

      An auto-driving car, should also auto-break. The driver would reasonable expect that, and there's no easy way for the drive to know that it wouldn't... especially when the car CAN do it if you pay them more money.

      I think that the thousands of scam artists that are out there right now frantically trying to find cheap deals on these Volvos will quickly get Volvo to make the feature standard soon as Volvo ends up paying for their retirement.

    15. Re:Flamebait title by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who knows, why confuse the issue with facts?

    16. Re: Flamebait title by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      An auto-driving car, should also auto-break.

      A car like this one though, that was not auto-driving despite the misleading summary, has no such requirement.

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    17. Re:Flamebait title by gargalatas · · Score: 1

      No they are trying to demonstrate the missing of the pedestrian detection feature obviously.

    18. Re:Flamebait title by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      A more appropriate title would be: "Idiot driver hits idiot pedestrians after purposely setting up his vehicle to do so, hoping it wouldn't, while they stupidly stand in the path of his oncoming car."

      ftfy

  8. I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That didn't look like a parking attempt. How is "ramming speed" the first step of parking?

    1. Re:I don't get it... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Informative

      It is in Paris; drivers there sometimes nudge other cars to widen a tight parking spot.

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    2. Re:I don't get it... by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some times, and only widen? Be wary of vehicles who's number plates indicate that they came from department 75. Having lived in Paris for a while it was always humorous to see someone with a huge ass Mercedes S class or BMW 7 series park it, especially if there was a smart car in front or behind them. I saw a number of smarts get pushed up onto the curb or into the vehicle in front or behind them.

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    3. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That didn't look like a parking attempt. How is "ramming speed" the first step of parking?

      There's also nothing that looks like a parking spot.

      These auto-parking systems are designed to parallel park the car.

    4. Re:I don't get it... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Be wary of vehicles who's number plates indicate that they came from department 75. Having lived in Paris for a while it was always humorous to see someone with a huge ass Mercedes S class or BMW 7 series park it, especially if there was a smart car in front or behind them.

      So that's why the 'smart' cars are so small.

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    5. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I was thinking ... autopark = wait wait wait, GO! Did it spot a way better spot near the front at the last second?

    6. Re:I don't get it... by iriecolorado · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing you haven't met my wife.

    7. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's even funnier is if you get a couple of friends and turn that mercedes so it faces the wrong way on a busy one way street.

    8. Re:I don't get it... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You will need more than a couple of friends to move a 7 series BMW or an S class Mercedes. I have a factory restored 95 740IL that I drive for fun during the summer some times (I have an M3 that is much newer) and while it is plenty powerful it is also like driving a truck as far as weight goes. Hell, I think the GVW on the 740 is higher than the GVW of my old F-250 that I use to plow my driveway.

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    9. Re:I don't get it... by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the scene in Friend Green Tomatoes - when the younger girls steal the parking spot from the older woman. "Face it lady - I'm younger and faster"

      The older lady gets her boat of a car up to Ramming speed and smashes the car. "Face it girls - I'm older and have more insurance"

    10. Re:I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's it! My smart car gets the Mercedes Defiler at the front, and BMW Pussyfier at the back! To the garage!

  9. Pedestrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't quite the understand the situation. Even if the car is unable to recognize pedestrians, should it just drive into 'unknown' obstacles like that?

    1. Re: Pedestrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't the car have a brake pedal? Maybe the driver shouldn't have a licence?

    2. Re:Pedestrians? by danbob999 · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      The cars do have auto-braking features as standard, but only for avoiding other cars — if they are to avoid crashing into pedestrians, too, then owners must pay extra.

    3. Re: Pedestrians? by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the car have a brake pedal? Maybe the driver shouldn't have a licence?

      This is a volvo driver we're talking about

    4. Re: Pedestrians? by PPH · · Score: 2

      This is a volvo driver we're talking about

      So drive a BMW. The pedestrian avoidance system is a horn.

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    5. Re: Pedestrians? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      So drive a BMW. The pedestrian avoidance system is a horn.

      If you drive a BMW, pedestrians will avoid you.

    6. Re: Pedestrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a volvo driver we're talking about

      Right. So there is a decent chance he is an attorney.

    7. Re:Pedestrians? by fisted · · Score: 1

      Let's bow and worship the superior car master race

    8. Re: Pedestrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, also.

    9. Re:Pedestrians? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The senors in my car pick up things that aren't really in the way. A high curb can set the senors off and it'll beep. Or a brush or a bunch of grass. It would make the self park feature fairly useless if it stopped the self park ever time it though it sees something.

    10. Re: Pedestrians? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      So drive a BMW. The pedestrian avoidance system is a horn.

      In Soviet BMW, pedestrians avoid you.

      Fixed that for you.

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  10. Defective by c · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Any vehicle that is capable of any kind of autonomous movement that doesn't include pedestrian (or dog, or cat, or cyclist) detection is defective, period.

    Any auto manufacturer that makes such a vehicle is 100% liable for any deaths or injuries that happen during said autonomous movement, period.

    This isn't rocket science. This should be considered "seat belt saves lives" level of mandatory.

    Now, someone needs to get cracking with that recall...

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    1. Re:Defective by a_n_d_e_r_s · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There exist a system fÃr detection of hinders in all cars. It's called a driver.

      The driver should never use a feature of a car that can make it move in a way that it can hit a human.

      Its common sense.

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    2. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The responsibility remains that of the driver. Sadly, these automated systems are making them dumber, so it seems.

    3. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope everyone who ever drives a self-driving car, after 1.9 years (or whatever the statute of limitations might be), gets cited for failure to maintain control.

    4. Re:Defective by bsolar · · Score: 1

      That's only true if the capability is supposed to be used without supervision, which is never the case with current *assistive* driving or parking technologies. That's why they are called "assistive": they might help you but the ultimate responsibility of what the car does is still yours as a driver.

    5. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The car wasn't driving itself. The driver in the car stepped on the gas and drove into the people.

    6. Re:Defective by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It wasn't doing any autonomous movement so your premise is garbage and thus the rest of the post meaningless.

      The idiot in the car backed up and then accelerated towards a group of people. Surprise, surprise, the car didn't magically stop and the people were hit.

      Now, the car company in question does sell something that might have caused the car to apply the brakes automatically in that situation but it costs a bunch of money. Are you seriously claiming they need to include that on every car they make?

    7. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't performing an autonomous movement: the driver was attempting to demonstrate that the vehicle would not allow him to accelerate into pedestrians, not realising that:

      1) He only had the anti-fender-bender system installed, which only operates at low speeds with large targets
      2) The anti-pedestrian feature only operates during low-speed manouvering.

    8. Re:Defective by Alkonaut · · Score: 4, Informative
      There are so many misunderstandings here, so let me clarify some things. There are two different technical (hardware) systems we are talking about: a "parking assistance system" which consists of cameras and ultrasound sensors, which work at short range during parking. They also provide input for autp-parking.

      Second, there is the "pedestrian detection system". This is a radar-based long-range detection system used when driving in the city (for auto alerting the diver and/or auto-breaking if a child runs out in the street, for example).

      In order to do self-parking, only the parking assistance hardware is involved. The parking assstance avoids all obstacles, and of course it would never automatically move the car if it detected an obstacle. The pedestrian radar is an optional package simply because the hardware is still quite expensive. Of course there will always be optional extras on cars. Volvo is probabl class leading when it comes to having the safety features made standard as soon as possible, but this piece of kit is just too expensive yet

      So: 1) Volvo does not "charge extra" for enabling some feature on hardware already included. 2) There is no "pedestrian detection" that can be enabled or disabled that relates to parking .It's a city driving pedestrian safety option. 3) Other cars with parking assist or automatic parking have anything other than the sensors (cameras/ultrasound) that Volvo use.

    9. Re:Defective by c · · Score: 2

      It wasn't doing any autonomous movement so your premise is garbage and thus the rest of the post meaningless.

      So, you're saying the "self-parking" bit the headline, summary and article describe is a complete red herring and had nothing to do with what the car was actually doing at the time?

        If you say so. It doesn't invalidate anything I wrote, it just might not be applicable to the situation that the headline, summary, and article all apparently failed to describe.

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    10. Re: Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct. "Self parking" and "Pedestrian detection" are two completely separate features using two separate sets of hardware. Here, the driver was manually driving towards people assuming that the radar in the front of the car would tell it to auto-brake. There was no radar in that car, though.

    11. Re:Defective by LateArthurDent · · Score: 1

      The driver should never use a feature of a car that can make it move in a way that it can hit a human.

      Except for features of a car that are designed to function without a human. The entire point of moving to self-driving / self-parking cars is so you don't have to do it.

      Now, we're not at that point yet, and I agree that in this instance it's the driver's responsibility. However, it's not defensible or ethical for Volvo to sell the pedestrian-detection feature separately from the self-parking feature anymore than it would be for them to sell seat-belts as an option. They know idiot drivers exist, they know the feature could save lives. If you don't offer a self-parking system with that capability, that's fine. However, if you have done the R&D to develop it, you better include it as a selling point of your improved self-parking system over other manufacturers, not as a separate feature. Doing otherwise is simply not ethical.

    12. Re:Defective by c · · Score: 1

      That's only true if the capability is supposed to be used without supervision

      Hm. Legit point, but then you have to ask whether the driver reasonably understands how the assistive technology works well enough to be able to supervise it, and also how easily they can stop the process if things go wrong (i.e. if the assistive technology requires the driver to take their limbs off the wheel, brakes and accelerator in order to work reliably, then it's pretty much guaranteed that they won't be able to act quickly enough to prevent an accident).

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    13. Re:Defective by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Yes. There was no self parking involved - the headline, summary, and article are making it up. That should be obvious from the video in which the car is clearly not parking.

      You said " someone needs to get cracking with that recall" and "It doesn't invalidate anything I wrote". So what precisely do you expect to be recalled due to this case of a person accelerating a car towards a group of people?

    14. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any vehicle that is capable of any kind of autonomous movement that doesn't include pedestrian (or dog, or cat, or cyclist) detection is defective, period.

      In that case, virtually every car on the road today is defective, under your definition.

      My old 1998 car has the ability for autonomous movement. There is a system I can engage from one of the column stalks to enable it. It has no capacity to automatically avoid pedestrians. Using the system does not relieve the driver from his primary responsibility to avoid colliding with other objects.

    15. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > ultrasound sensors

      I have a friend whose car was equipped with these. She loved it and and after a few months relied upon it 100%, ie not looking while backing. Until one day when it malfunctioned and she took out a car while parking.

      Apparently they didn't design in any redundancy other than using the driver for backup or have any self calibration or built in test to verify the system was working and provide a warning as such.

    16. Re: Defective by Alkonaut · · Score: 1

      Of course there is no way of buying a Volvo that could somehow self drive but fail to detect humans while doing so because that would be an optional extra. TFA makes it sound like that is the case (it isn't) and I'm starting to think its deliberately misleading because no one could believe that honestly.

    17. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any vehicle that is capable of any kind of autonomous movement that doesn't include pedestrian (or dog, or cat, or cyclist) detection is defective, period.

      Funny thing: the car in the video isn't. Capable of any kind of autonomous movement, that is. Currently Volvo is testing a couple of cars with self parking, but none of them is a XC60 like the one in the video.

    18. Re: Defective by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Absolutely correct. "Self parking" and "Pedestrian detection" are two completely separate features using two separate sets of hardware. Here, the driver was manually driving towards people assuming that the radar in the front of the car would tell it to auto-brake. There was no radar in that car, though.

      In other words, it will drive over any pedestrians standing in your desired parking spot. I can see how some people would pay extra to be able to claim "it was an accident - the car did it!"

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    19. Re:Defective by c · · Score: 1

      You said " someone needs to get cracking with that recall" and "It doesn't invalidate anything I wrote". So what precisely do you expect to be recalled due to this case of a person accelerating a car towards a group of people?

      What I wrote stands for the situation described in the headline, summary and article. We'd obviously have to allow for physics (i.e. a car won't stop immediately at 70mph, and pedestrians wearing black radar-cloaking clothing at night are probably fucked), but otherwise get it right or get it off the road.

      If the car wasn't actually operating autonomously, sure, what I wrote wouldn't be directly applicable to this situation. It's still the right way to handle the failure at it was described.

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    20. Re:Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " if the assistive technology requires the driver to take their limbs off the wheel, brakes and accelerator in order to work"

      Assisted parking systems vary pretty widely, but the ones I've seen only steer and maybe shift the car from reverse to forward. The driver is supposed to keep their foot on the brake and stop the vehicle when they think it is properly parked. Unless you're on one heck of a hill I don't think you're supposed to go near the throttle.

    21. Re:Defective by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      What is "autonomous movement"? If I put my car in first gear and release all the pedals, it'll start moving forward without me touching any part of the car.
      In this particular case we're talking about "autonomous breaking"; a safety feature.
      If you make an auto manufacturer 100% liable for any additional safety feature not working 100%, they simply won't implement any additional safety feature at all.

      Also, my sig seems to apply to parent's comment.

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    22. Re:Defective by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Oh how I wish the person could be recalled, though I don't think his mother would enjoy it.

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    23. Re:Defective by bsolar · · Score: 1

      Car parking speeds are so slow that you can easily slam the brake and stop the car instantly if you need to, even with your foot far off the brake. Actually when I park my foot is always far off the brake since I have to operate the clutch.

    24. Re: Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You operate your brake and clutch with the same foot??

    25. Re: Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is idiotic to rely 100% on the car and let t do anything without looking. Hell, I watch carefully when other people are driving too, as a second pair of eyes is always helpful.

      The people that are going to stop paying attention and let the vehicle do things for them 100% shouldn't be driving anyway.

    26. Re:Defective by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      There exist a system fÃr detection of hinders in all cars. It's called a driver.

      The driver should never use a feature of a car that can make it move in a way that it can hit a human.

      Its common sense.

      This is true. That is why they shouldn't be installing autonomous parking and driving systems. They will never be a substitute for a human being. If people are going to blame the human when the feature didn't work correctly, then there is no point in having that feature. Manufacturers, please stop putting these outrageously expensive systems into our cars which do not work sufficiently, increase driver liability and drive up the cost of cars.

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    27. Re:Defective by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Pedestrian detection is a whole other system that requires a front end camera, dashboard alterations, AND an expensive radar mounted under the front bumper. You believe, thus it must be true, that they are ethically mandated to include this several thousand dollar extra (and entirely different) system for free? You believe that the buyer should not be able to opt out of that additional, extra, expensive option and should be forced to purchase it if they only want the parking system which is just sonic and a rear facing camera?

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    28. Re:Defective by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The self parking feature is for parallel parking; it controls the wheel as you control the gas and brake pedals. It however, is not going to help one bit when you shift into drive and floor it to test the city driving feature that only detects cars unless you have the more expensive pedestrian detection system. Even then, when you floor it, that system would have only warned you, it doesn't stop despite your foot flooring the gas pedal.

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    29. Re:Defective by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      The feature worked perfectly. In the video, you can see that it parallel parks flawlessly (where there is no spot to park...). When you then shift into drive and floor it, you should not expect the car to somehow become sentient and prevent you being an idiot.

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    30. Re:Defective by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      but then you have to ask whether the driver reasonably understands how the assistive technology works well enough to be able to supervise it

      No, you dont have to ask that. You choose to ask that just like this driver chose to jump on the gas peddle with pedestrians in the way.

      Both of you are idiots.

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    31. Re:Defective by c · · Score: 1

      Both of you are idiots.

      For a second there I thought you might have a good point. Then you kept typing and showed that you're just another asshole.

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    32. Re:Defective by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      ...you're just another asshole.

      When your first shallow attempt to cast a bad light on the car manufacturer failed ("..defective, period."), you just went ahead and tried a different shallow method ("..then you have to ask.."), yet amazingly its not you thats the asshole, its other people.

      Here is the thing. When you pick a theory first, and then just keep manufacturing more and more arguments in the hopes that one of them will stick, YOU are the asshole. You are the asshole because you are literally hoping that the car manufacturer did something wrong.

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    33. Re: Defective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, your "in other words" is wrong. Self parking is "hands-free parallel parking" requiring the driver to control braking and accelerating. This was not used in this situation. The pedestrian thing is forward facing at low speeds, and wasn't even present in the car. Also, only an idiot would assume that such a feature is flawless. This is ignoring that the idiot in question didn't have the feature, and couldn't use it anyhow because he was accelerating abruptly. Entirely human error.

  11. It's OK by penguinoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm a pedestrian, I have right of way.

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    1. Re:It's OK by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Good luck with that!

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    2. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may have had the right of way, but dead is still dead.

    3. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After an investigation, they have determined that your corpse was correct. If the worms eating your body have an elevated smugness level, everyone will understand.

    4. Re:It's OK by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm a man, and I'm head of my household. Both of us are reasonably safe as long as we don't try to exercise our rights.

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    5. Re:It's OK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Only in a crosswalk. I knew a guy a number of years ago who was hit by a (speeding) car while crossing the street from one building to the other where we worked. He (the pedestrian, not the driver) was cited because he was (as verified by security cameras) crossing about 3-5 feet *outside* the crosswalk.

    6. Re:It's OK by phorm · · Score: 1

      I literally had somebody say that to me.
      "I'm a pedestrian!"

      after attempting to cross against the signal while I was coming through on a green light (necessitating that I do a fast stop in the middle of the intersection).

    7. Re:It's OK by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      I'm a pedestrian, I have right of way.

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    8. Re:It's OK by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a lot of pedestrians are too stupid to understand either traffic laws, or when they should walk, or the physics of a car hurtling towards them.

      One of the scariest thing I've seen is what happens when you try to teach children how to cross the street.

      I once saw a small child, who apparently had been told if you want to cross the street you stick out your arm. The problem is nobody apparently stressed the "and wait for traffic to stop" part.

      So the stupid little brat makes a 90 degree turn from the sidewalk, sticks out his arm, and starts walking. Didn't even look. It was actually a miracle he didn't end up dead.

      Pedestrians really need to have this point reinforced, or beaten into them if necessary ... big heavy things do not stop with zero warning, and you can't simply decide that being a pedestrian is somehow magical and protects you.

      Especially, if as in your example, the pedestrian is too stupid to know they can't cross against the signal.

      However, in fairness to pedestrians ... I've seen a lot of cars doing a rolling stop and a right hand turn who drive right through a crosswalk with people who do have the signal.

      So this isn't limited to just drivers or just pedestrians.

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    9. Re:It's OK by phorm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my response to "I'm a pedestrial" would be

      And I'm behind the wheel of thousands of pounds of fast-moving metal. In court, you might win by sympathy even if you crossed against the signal, but that's only if you survive, and only because they jury will want *somebody* to pay for your horrendous injuries even if you brought them upon yourself...

  12. Extra feature by hymie! · · Score: 2

    Oh, you wanted brakes, too? I don't see anything on the invoice about brakes.

  13. Re:I'm a fag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Sorry, in 2015 this isn't really considered much of an accomplishment anymore.

  14. recognizing humans is an optional feature, is it?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Self-driving car: recognizing humans is an optional feature now is it?

    Great, waiting for the day brakes are an optional feature for traditional cars in these beancounters' books.

  15. Does this make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quote from TFA: âoeThe pedestrian detection would likely have been inactivated due to the driver inactivating it by intentionally and actively accelerating,â Larsson said. âoeHence, the auto braking function is overrided by the driver and deactivated.â

    So was the car driving or did the driver just cancel the process and try to run over someone? It sounds like the latter from the quote.

    1. Re:Does this make sense? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 2

      No, it sounds like Volvo's lawyers told him to point the finger to limit damage when the pedestrians file a civil suit against the driver and also name Volvo. Typical PR spin. Nothing to see here, these aren't the droids you're looking for, etc etc.

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    2. Re:Does this make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we supposed to believe that hitting a non-pedestrian object is a feature?

    3. Re:Does this make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many cars auto-park by driving forwards in a straight line in an open space?

    4. Re:Does this make sense? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I have no idea. I wouldn't use the feature as I actually can park a car properly. Whether the guy did override the system or not Volvo's lawyers will point that direction until there is definitive proof of an error. It's standard practice.

      Regardless, "pedestrian detection" should never be an "additional" feature for a self-driving vehicle of any kind, no matter what mode of operation the vehicle is using.

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    5. Re: Does this make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was no self driving going on. The driver manually drove forward hoping to test the (non existent) radar auto braking.

    6. Re:Does this make sense? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not self-driving. It's an ordinary car. It has a feature that will stop it backing into pedestrians during low-speed manouvers of the kind that aren't life-threatening to begin with, but pesky old inertia means it simply isn't available at the sort of speeds indicated in this video.

    7. Re:Does this make sense? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The guy hammering the accelerator would disable any automatic braking system, and that looks precisely what happened here. You have ventured over the border from scepticism to cynicism. And no-one cares if you can park or not, as it has no bearing on this discussion in the slightest :)

    8. Re:Does this make sense? by uncqual · · Score: 1

      This car had been purchased with the "Find and Acquire Parking Space" (FAPS) option which, upon activation, locates any open parking space nearby and seeks to claim it as quickly as possible. The car simply noticed a space a couple hundred feet away and dove for it.

      In other unrelated news, Volvo lawyers are recommending to the marketing department that the FAPS option only be available in conjunction with the Pedestrian Detection option.

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    9. Re:Does this make sense? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I was speaking only regarding the position corporate lawyers will take until there is definitive proof one way or the other. I have no cynicism only realism.

      Thanks for pointing out the irrelevance of my driving prowess in the grand scheme of things.

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    10. Re:Does this make sense? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      If it controls itself, in any capacity, to include steering, braking, and accelerating as necessary to do an "auto park" then, by definition, it has a "self driving" capacity. Inertia should have already been accounted for in the design of the auto-park feature, so that argument is bullshit to say the least.

      I can't view the video at work, I was only commenting on the PR statements made and why they would have been put out there to begin with, rather than discussing the actual video footage.

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  16. Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by cloud.pt · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No matter how old it is, I still can't fathom the "extra" scheme applied to the automotive industry. It's not enough that most companies (especially luxury brands) already price their cars exorbitantly high, covering most R&D cost for technology it does not ship with as stock, yet they keep multiplying and over-complicating the extra packages in ways that if you want to add a single extra essential feature, you are pretty much forced to add 10 more (I guess Volvo guys forgot it this time but I bet they intended to do it). Why can't all cars be more like a Model S and ship with the most relevant technological developments "out of the box" (as there is no stand per se, it must come in a box). And I'm not even talking about the fact it's an electric car.

    1. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by schitso · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It might have to do with the fact that most people are confident enough in their ability to not hit pedestrians that they don't want to pay extra for the camera and radar.

    2. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Skater · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...because people don't want to pay for features they won't use? We don't have a sunroof in our truck, because we know we'd use it only rarely. Someone else might use that sunroof all the time. On the other hand, for our car, we paid extra for the memory driver's seat, because my wife is much shorter than I am, so we're always readjusting the driver's seat between us, and it's a time saver, plus there's probably a small safety bonus from getting the seat in the same position every time. But for a car that's normally only going to be driven by one person, a memory seat is kind of a useless feature.

    3. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can charge a premium for features if they are "extras".

    4. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I wish they'd stop forcing unwanted features on us. Like, what's with selling almost every car with "power" brakes and steering? I like my cars the way I like employees, powerless from the word go. And what's the deal with passenger seats?

    5. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

      You're confusing extras with customization, which are mainly aesthetic/ergonomic, or very niche tweaks that have wide degree of functionality across different end users. Unlike the memory foam of a seat or the color/paint of the exterior, features like ABS, cruise control, (well implemented) navigation or this specific human detection system will ALWAYS bring an advantage to the client as long as they can be turned on/off or outright ignored when not necessary (where applicable, as I wouldn't want that human detection off to have a toggle, but hey, I'm not a psychopath). And you also missed the main argument: you already pay full price (and then some) for those extras on the base price, even though you won't have them. Or do you think an M5 really costs double to make than a standard 5 series, and yet you still have to pay extra for improved headlights...

    6. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

      I heard that Tesla will offer in a separate package a device for zapping pedestrians, rather than running over them.

    7. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > No matter how old it is, I still can't fathom the "extra" scheme applied to the automotive industry.

      Same reason we all aren't using the exact same computer. People have different needs and what they'd consider 'extra'

    8. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by mwvdlee · · Score: 2

      Why can't all cars be more like a Model S and ship with the most relevant technological developments "out of the box"

      Which out-of-the-box Model S are you talking about?
      The one without the cruise control, lane assist, self-parking or adaptive suspension options? (which is all of them).

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    9. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by cloud.pt · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you mean. All base Model S's from sep. 2014 will ship with 3 out of 4 of the features you mention stock (cruise control, lane assist and self parking. Just look it up. Before that date I believe they all shipped with standard CC at least the very least). 0 cost.

      The adaptive suspension is indeed extra. Just like the supercharger and the B.I.G. battery. These are the exceptions to the rule: effectively COSTLY extras that require either changes to a lot of other systems in the car, and are also very expensive by themselves and not cater to every common mortal needs. Adaptive suspension is something that will be very expensive for any car, forever and ever, no matter the brand. Only professional sports car effectively require it stock (and big trucks and buses I guess?). The large battery and the supercharger are effectively very, VERY bleeding edge technologies where Tesla pioneered, and I can accept that these have costs outside of the (already expensive) 100 grand.

      Now you're gonna say I'm contradicting myself but whatever. I'm not in it for winning the argument, I'm on it because I actually care for the subject and my opinion is well formed. If you can change it with your argument, that must mean it's effectively a better opinion and I'll be glad I was here to listen to it.

    10. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The OP is talking about packages, not a-la-carte options. You know, the ones where if you want the leather seat it has to come with sunroof, low profile wheels, different stereo and maybe a spoiler, and is incompatible with blue paint.

    11. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tesla, with the model S makes the same high margins as other high end cars on all the stupid high end accessories and add ons. The only difference is you can't make many choices yourself because Tesla doesn't have the mfg flexibility at this point... I don't see how this is an advantage. Accessories and upgrades in most industries are high margin items. Apparently you don't want the cognitive load of thinking and would just like to hand people money. I'm sure any car dealer will oblige...

    12. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Navigation should not be standard. I prefer my own navigation system - having the car come with one is just junk that gets in the way.

    13. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by fatwilbur · · Score: 1

      And your solution is to buy a Telsa? Have you even been to their website?

      They have just as many configuration and "extra" options as any other manufacturer, perhaps even more, and the interface is very similar (Tesla bundles multiple extras into packages). Really, how are they any different in that regard?

    14. Re:Another reason my first new car will be a Tesla by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      Not according to this site: http://my.teslamotors.com/mode...

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  17. Misnomer by JohnPerkins · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The car did not hit people because the owner didn't pay for an extra feature. The car hit people because the driver made an error, assuming the car had a feature the car did not have.

    Get stuck while offroading? It's not the car's fault you didn't buy the 4WD version.

    Damage the engine by filling up with diesel instead of regular gas? It's not the car's fault you didn't buy the model with the diesel engine.

    Injured because your car didn't notify the manufacturer when it was in an accident? It's not the car's fault you didn't pay for the accident monitoring service.

    1. Re:Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contract law isn't divine. The manufacturer should have anticipated this, and should share responsibility. I don't care what the small print says because I'm interested in ethics, not a career in law (although I do have a law degree).

    2. Re:Misnomer by Skater · · Score: 3, Insightful

      From what I read, it sounded like even if the car had the feature, it would have been deactivated because he was accelerating - in other words, the car assumes the driver is behaving in a sane manner and deactivates the feature.

    3. Re:Misnomer by Oxygen99 · · Score: 1

      Um. You'll notice that in all your examples, the only injury is to the drivers pride. (And\Or wallet).

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    4. Re:Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of loony idea of "ethics" do you have where people are held responsible for the actions of others?

    5. Re:Misnomer by Sir_Substance · · Score: 1

      >The car hit people because the driver made an error, assuming the car had a feature the car did not have.

      That's what we call an unknown-unknown. The set of features my car looks like it has is extremely large. If my car looks like it has a handbrake, but pulling the lever does nothing, that's the manufacturers fault.

      If your car has auto-parking but not pedestrian detection, it is the designers ethical responsibility to make the system visibly reflect that information.

    6. Re:Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Damage the engine by filling up with diesel instead of regular gas? It's not the car's fault you didn't buy the model with the diesel engine."

      Bad example. The driver should have taken the time to figure out what the hell kind of engine he has.

    7. Re:Misnomer by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Oooh, you just brought up an interesting angle. What if you get used to a car that has this feature, and come to expect it, then drive one that does not? That's risky. This makes me me never want to purchase this feature. Or if I get it, never trust it.

    8. Re: Misnomer by Alkonaut · · Score: 1

      You just misunderstood what the auto parking and pedestrian detection systems are. During auto parking, all obstacles close by are detected. The pedestrian radar isn't involved in that. The pedestrian detection is a radar used when driving manually at city speed in order to auto-brake for kids running into the street. Even without the long range radar you can still avoid any obstacle, including humans, while parking. The title of TFA is crap eve for /.

    9. Re:Misnomer by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Sticking some diesel in a gas tank won't damage the engine. And in really cold weather, doing the opposite is necessary if you don't have access to #1 diesel (#2 waxes up at lower temperatures).

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    10. Re:Misnomer by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Contract law isn't divine. The manufacturer should have anticipated this, and should share responsibility. I don't care what the small print says because I'm interested in ethics, not a career in law (although I do have a law degree).

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    11. Re:Misnomer by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Volvo should anticipate that the driver did not pay for a feature and then attempted to use the feature? The 'feature' in this case requires a whole DIFFERENT system with radar, a front camera, dashboard changes, and software changes... They should anticipate this and, well, do what exactly? You are not entirely to blame. The story and the summary are both wrong. They are not misleading, they are outright wrong.

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    12. Re:Misnomer by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I assume, and I shouldn't, that "filling up" with diesel is more than your implied "some" which will, indeed, harm the engine. I have had friends who have somehow managed to do this and the opposite (putting gasoline into a diesel) and in all but two cases they have realized the error and had the vehicle towed, drained, and returned. In the two cases that I know of, where they did not notice, catastrophic engine failure was the result. Sadly one was a beautiful old Mercedes that she had borrowed from her father-in-law because her car was in the shop. A replacement engine was too expensive for them so the vehicle was scrapped. I wish I had known they were going to scrape it. It had always been garaged so it had no rust, it was a sad time indeed.

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    13. Re:Misnomer by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      My ex half-filled an empty tank with diesel. I said to fill it the rest of the way with gas, drive around for a few hours, filling it every hour. No problem. It's not necessary to drain the tank completely, just have a layer of gasoline floating on the diesel. The diesel will eventually all be burned off, and when the exhaust doesn't smell like a Mac truck, you can stop topping up the tank.

      And the owners manuals for heavy equipment give ratios of gasoline to #2 diesel to use in extreme cold when #1 isn't available.

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    14. Re:Misnomer by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Half a tank? LOL I would have drained it to be on the safe side. I am like that though and have a lot invested as I am a bit of a car buff but not a mechanic (much - I hate getting my hands dirty or hurt) so I would just have it towed. AAA FTW.

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    15. Re:Misnomer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one would ever get used to it. The brake is only applied when it so late that you would have otherwise caused an accident. The only way you could get used to the autobrake system (both the cheaper one that only finds cars/walls/hedges and the more expensive one that finds people aswell) is if you have a habit of driving into the rear end of other cars without brakeing.

    16. Re:Misnomer by houghi · · Score: 1

      Get stuck while offroading? It's not the car's fault you didn't buy the 4WD version.

      Having a 4WD only means you get stuck further down the road.

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    17. Re:Misnomer by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      Diesel is actually going to remove less lubricant from parts than gasoline. Back in the days of carburetors, it wouldn't to any more harm than when you have a sticky pushrod and pour a stream of automatic transmission fluid down the carb while modulating the throttle to keep it from stalling, or doing the same thing with a pint of water to blast carbon buildup in the cylinder head(s) to stop engine run-on from hot spots.

      Besides, waiting for the AAA to have a car towed in the middle of the night during a snow storm when the person has things to do isn't the best option. And it doesn't require you getting your hands dirty, so what's the big deal?

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    18. Re:Misnomer by KGIII · · Score: 1

      The deal is I would have drained it myself. However, with this new information from you, I will not likely worry about it as much on the very unlikely chance that it happens to me. The nozzles are different so it seems like it should be obvious to everyone that they are not the same fuels but, well, not everyone is so savvy. My first RV was diesel and my current one is gasoline so I suppose I could be high and screw it up but it is unlikely that I would be high (at least that high) and driving. It is a near certainty that I will be completely sober when driving something that large. What is scary is that I do not need a special license to drive it nor do I need a special license to drive with a snowplow. Having seen how people pilot/point (not really driving) the two it seems like we may want to look into that.

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    19. Re:Misnomer by BarbaraHudson · · Score: 1

      If you're going to take my 2-year-old car and stick half a tank of diesel in it, you can at least help conduct an experiment to see if my thinking as to the appropriate solution is right. Turns out it was. Common sense at the time would have been to drain the tank (after cursing them out for being so negligent). I figured that common sense is often wrong, and that the gasoline pickup, which floats in the tank, so why not just fill it up with gas and drive?

      It beats having to properly dispose of half a tank of diesel contaminated with the gas that was left at the bottom of the tank, and it's cheaper. Plus, I was not getting out of bed at 2 am to deal with this.

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  18. Slippery slope, blame the driver by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

    This is a slippery slope. We must hold the driver accountable.

    *All* cars today will confidently drive into a people. Most of them only do so by moving forward or backward in whatever direction they are pointed. The fact that this car has a button that backs up, does a little turn, then pulls forward does NOT change the chain of responsibility. Ex: Suppose my car has a button that drives forward 10 feet, honks, spins around, then drives backward 10 feet. Can I blame the manufacturer when I hit the button and run someone over? We can't let that become the standard.

    Oh, did my drone just gun down a bunch of children? Blame Boeing, their bid for the child detection feature was too expensive! -- I DON'T THINK SO FOLKS!

    Question: Does the brake still work in self-park mode?

    1. Re:Slippery slope, blame the driver by tangelogee · · Score: 1

      Exactly. As when you are in full control, being in partial control means YOU still bear the burden of assessing the surroundings and reacting to such. Just as the rear-view cameras cannot see the entire rear end of most vehicles. etc.

      I fear until we have truly self-driving cars, all we are doing is breeding a bunch of inept drivers, who can't handle being in full control of their large and very heavy blunt objects.

    2. Re: Slippery slope, blame the driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what is worse, with features like "lane assist" and auto-braking on the highway, bad habits (not paying attention, or you know... Driving) will be reinforced.

      These features are just making it safer to be stupid. I'd rather we got people to stop texting while driving rather than encourage it...

    3. Re: Slippery slope, blame the driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The car in the video isn't self driving or auto parking. It's a guy manually driving and hoping for some auto-braking.

    4. Re:Slippery slope, blame the driver by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Answer: Another commenter stated that you have to be pushing the gas pedal for the car to move. It isn't really autonomous at all. So this is definitely the drivers fault.

    5. Re:Slippery slope, blame the driver by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      This isn't a slippery slope.
      The driver pushed the gas pedal hard, the car obeyed.
      It's the correct response, even if it hypothetically had pedestrian detection.
      How is the car to know that the driver wasn't caught in some sort of dangerous carjacking situation that warranted the driver's actions?
      Until we get AI that can make decent moral decissions, it should defer to the driver's judgement.

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    6. Re:Slippery slope, blame the driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only does the brake still work, it actually requires you to push the accelerator. Auto-parking only takes care of the steering.

    7. Re:Slippery slope, blame the driver by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify: I probably wasn't clear what I meant by "slippery slope." I mean that if we say it is okay to blame the manufacturer for not providing pedestrian detection, then we open up manufacturers to all sorts of law suits as more autonomous features are added. Eventually, every error could be traced back to something the device could have known but didn't. "Oh, it should have known that grandpa took that pill already." You bring up another angle. What if grandpa really did need another pill and the bottle refused to open?

    8. Re:Slippery slope, blame the driver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it's a slippery slope. It's a slippery slope towards self-driving cars where the driver cannot possibly be held accountable. And at some point you do need to say, OK, the technology level in this car is such that now liability resides with the manufacturer and not the driver. I mean, God knows we need to do something to keep these hubristic idiots from unleashing their 4-wheeled cyborg killing machines* onto the world.

      * or self-driving cars, assuming you live in CA and the roadmarkings are intact

  19. Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Kunedog · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IMO all of the reporting on this is ambiguous and expects us to know what stuff like "City-safe" means, without defining it.

    Surely the vehicle already has to avoid obstacles to park?* Why does avoiding pedestrians cost extra?

    It would be very helpful if someone who truly understand this could clear it up. Is the driver really a dumbass who should have known better, or is Volvo insanely treating "not plowing through human beings" as an optional extra?

    * Or does it? I admit I have no experience with self-parking cars. How much preparation/setup (i.e. like "pre-washing" for a dishwasher) is required on the part of the driver? Is the driver expected to position the car in a certain way, and make sure certain obstacles aren't present?

    1. Re: Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      The pedestrian avoidance is a completely separate piece of kit. The parking system is made of short range ultrasound sensors and/or cameras around the car. The pedestrian detection is a longer range *radar* detector looking forward, used when driving at city speeds. It's a much more expensive system so it's understandable that it isn't standard (yet).

      Of course the parking system also detects humans like any other obstacle. It's just dumb sensors and cameras like cars have had for many years).

    2. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by nedlohs · · Score: 5, Informative

      City-safe (city safety really) is a system that automatically applies the brakes when it detects another vehicle within 6 meters of the front of the car with which a collision is imminent. It's designed for stop-n-go city traffic to avoid or at least reduce the severity of the relatively common low speed rear end accidents.

      It has nothing to do with parking so avoiding pedestrians in that context is irrelevant.

      The driver is a dumbass.

      Volvo has a "automatically brake when a pedestrian collision is predicted" feature which costs a bunch of money and hence "not plowing through human beings" is an optional extra just like it is in almost every other car ever made. Of course it isn't even optional in most cars - though I'm sure you could retrofit the LIDAR and computer and so on.

      Self parking is irrelevant, since that was not being used in the case in question.

    3. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not supposed to pre-wash dishes:

      http://dishwashers.reviewed.com/news/hey-america-stop-prewashing-your-dishes

    4. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be very helpful if someone who truly understand this could clear it up. Is the driver really a dumbass who should have known better, or is Volvo insanely treating "not plowing through human beings" as an optional extra?

      Well, most other companies don't even offer the option of "not plowing through human beings" automatically. Especially in cars that do not have auto park - like the car in the video. That "only" has "parking assist" with a rear view camera and the usual ultra sound distance warners.

      And why the option costs extra, because it requires a front view camera and radar detectors.

    5. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Kunedog · · Score: 1

      Self parking is irrelevant, since that was not being used in the case in question.

      Thank you. That alone clears up a lot of confusion. Damn reporters . . .

    6. Re: Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Sir_Eptishous · · Score: 3, Funny

      The pedestrian avoidance is a completely separate piece of shit.

      FTFY

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    7. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who never had to clean a filthy dishwasher filter

    8. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by TWX · · Score: 1

      What if my dishwasher is old and not as good at washing dishes as new ones, and if due to a lack of volume of dishes generated on a daily basis, dirty dishes loaded into the dishwasher might sit for a few days before being run? I don't want to attract bugs or have a stinky kitchen...

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    9. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by OakDragon · · Score: 2

      Keep in mind that the victims here are journalists... Maybe the computer system didn't register them as human beings.

    10. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 1

      They have filters?

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    11. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by I'm+New+Around+Here · · Score: 0

      What if my dishwasher is old and not as good at washing dishes as new ones, ...

      Divorce her and get a 13-year-old bride. They love cleaning the house.

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    12. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by ultranova · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that the victims here are journalists... Maybe the computer system didn't register them as human beings.

      Aw, did someone publish something less than flattering about your favorite demagogue again?

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    13. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by PRMan · · Score: 1

      My car self-parks in that it steers correctly to fit into a space between two other cars. I am responsible for all acceleration and braking during this exercise. So, it's a self-parking car, but not a completely self-parking car.

      Volvo may have 2 tiers. The original assisted parking which just steers and a new full self-parking where it does it all.

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    14. Re: Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by PRMan · · Score: 1

      My parking system detects humans by beeping, but I am responsible for the acceleration.

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    15. Re: Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The parking system is also overridden when someone punches it, nearly full throttle. It assumes, "Holy crap, this must be an emergency, you don't need to park!"

      The driver in this instance stepped on the gas hard to "TEST" the system. Even my dad's Nissan Maxima will stop self parking if I step on the throttle hard when its doing its thing. Apparently it's to prevent car jackings.

      Whether or not this would have overridden the pedestrian braking system, I don't know, but he didn't have that grill mounted camera, etc. installed anyway.

      USER ERROR, all day on this one.

    16. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      Yes. I specifically bought the dishwasher with a built in garbage disposal, and it has a filter just before the disposal...

      Pre-washing also helps prevent the gunk from just getting redistributed all over all of the dishes as the dishwasher runs...

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    17. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by ripvlan · · Score: 1

      While I agree that one might assume the Pedestrian detection system might be part of the City package - I have to say that the owner was a dumbass.

      Did you go out and try the airbags to show them off to your friends?

      As for anti-lock brakes - when I purchased a car with this feature, Yes, I did try them out. I never had them before. First I found an empty parking lot and drove slowly, tried them, drove faster, tried them again. Drove in a circle - tried them. Each time making sure there was enough room *just in case* something didn't work as expected. I did NOT drive full tilt at a wall !!!

      Maybe these features are complicated enough we need training.

      I remember the first time my traction control was activated in a time of need. My car has a lot of horsepower - but the Stability system turns the engine down and applies the brakes to bring the car under control. Not a wonderful feature when trying to pull into a lane and "full power" is required. The car went idle and coasted for a few seconds because the wheels spun on black-ice. Thankfully there was room for this mistake. Now I know and anticipate it. The system can't tell the difference between "I'm out of control" and "Get me out of here now!" Just need to be quick on the "ESP" on/off button.

    18. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      Modern dishwashing detergents (and sensor based cleaning cycles) require some amount of gunk on your dishes to function correctly. In trying to meet environmental requirements over not using certain chemicals, they have switched to heavily enzyme based mixes that require some food and grease to actually do anything. Additionally, to save water, they have implemented sensors that run the cycle just until the dishes are clean and then stop--only if most of the dishes are already too clean, the sensor will end the cycle too early and the few really dirty dishes won't be fully cleaned.

      Most dishwashers still let you specify a Quick/Normal/Heavy clean instead of sensor...but it negates the energy savings. On the detergent front...no way around it, enzymes are the way of the future.

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    19. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      More likely that OakDragon was involved in some fairly complex events and read the newspaper coverage. Normally, one would just lose faith in journalism, but I can see how it could suggest journalists are non-sentient.

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    20. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      City-safe (city safety really) is a system that automatically applies the brakes when it detects another vehicle within 6 meters of the front of the car with which a collision is imminent.

      This must be fun when a vehicle changes lanes directly in front of you and the computer then applies the brakes. That brings a new dimension to stop-start driving

    21. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Neil+Boekend · · Score: 1

      If that is the correct action then the system should do so. It should also take a picture of the license plate of the idiot who cut you off and ask whether the owner of the car that just prevented an accident wishes to automatically register a complaint for reckless driving (with complete and comprehenisible traffic situation data like a short animation with car location data, a short movie clip and GPS data).
      Because, well if that is the correct action then the idiot who did it would be cutting you off.
      If collision can be avoided by releasing the accelerator and matching the speed of the car who just switched lanes in front of you then the system should do so. As any decent adaptive cruise control system would.

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    22. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      Gee you must be fun at parties. Driving in a major city requires a bit of hustle and bustle. The only result of absolute order is going to be much longer journey times, because of all of the robot cars slowing down, 'just in case'. Given the choice I prefer the current situation then the horror scenario you just played out. And you call that progress?

    23. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      If that car is going slower than you and you are about to hit it - then having the brakes applied seems preferable to using that car as device to slow you down.

      If they aren't going slow enough for you to be about to hit them, then it won't apply the brakes after all.

    24. Re:Someone Please Provide a Better Explanation by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      If they aren't going slow enough for you to be about to hit them, then it won't apply the brakes after all.

      If the gap is small enough to eliminate a safe stopping distance should the car then emergency brake, then it will. A human will usually accept this risk, an AI won't legally be allowed to. Thus, in the hustle and bustle of the big smoke, your robot car will drive like your 80 year old grand mother. That's going to be a hard sell, especially since these things are not going cost the same as a regular car. Goes slower, feels uneasy, costs more. Tell me again why anyone would buy this?

  20. History by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah...

    Volvo might want to reevaluate their history and purpose for existing.

  21. This is driver error by abigsmurf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I believe almost all of the self parking cars currently available to the public more accurately described as hands free more than completely automated. From what I gather, the driver is still required to operate the pedals (for liability purposes rather than technical reasons).

    It was the driver's responsibility to operate it safely (ie not stamp on the accelerator and actually look at what's ahead), the fact that a premium feature could have compensated for the idiot behind the wheel is moot. It's akin to driving straight at a brick wall then complaining that the accident was caused by a car company not giving you "brick wall avoidance" as a feature in your model rather than you doing something stupid.

  22. Wait, what? by gstoddart · · Score: 0

    Companies want to make (partly) autonomous vehicle activity, but the "don't kill people" component is a fucking upgrade? What asshole in marketing thought that was a good idea?

    I keep saying, autonomous vehicles are all or nothing ... either you completely trust it, or you completely don't. There is zero middle ground.

    Some half-assed measure of "well, it mostly works, but you need to watch out for pedestrians" or suddenly getting "hey, human, you'll die if you don't get us out of this mess in 3 seconds" basically mean this crap is a toy, and not ready to function in the real world.

    So, until such time as Google (or whoever makes it) takes legal and financial responsibility for everything its car does (which they never will) ... then people should either carry a lot of extra insurance, or simply not buy one of these things.

    Because when you kill someone, you can bet your ass the car company won't be stepping in to pay your legal bills. And since it's your car, you deserve what you got.

    Self driving cars is technology's latest form of onanism. And I remain very skeptical they'll be safe or trustworthy for a very long time.

    I'm just waiting for the first driver to be imprisoned because his autonomous car killed someone, and the criminal negligence falls to them.

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    1. Re:Wait, what? by schitso · · Score: 5, Informative

      This would be a very valid rant if the reporting here were correct. The car wasn't trying to park--it wasn't controlling itself. From T 2nd FA: "It seems they are trying to demonstrate pedestrian detection and auto-braking", which is what he didn't pay for. Even that feature is overridden if you keep pressing down on the gas. This is entirely driver error.

    2. Re:Wait, what? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      You know what: Until there are no human controls at all, everything is entirely driver error.

      Because that's where the legal liability will be.

      So, "driver incompetently shows off technology he didn't pay for but which should have been mandatory" is, in my mind, no different than "idiot crams car into reverse and drives over pedestrians".

      As I said "until such time as Google (or whoever makes it) takes legal and financial responsibility for everything its car does (which they never will) ... then people should either carry a lot of extra insurance, or simply not buy one of these things."

      Make no mistake about it, your fancy car is still your car, and you are still legally responsible for it. So if it kills someone, you still get to keep the criminal charges and the liability.

      In which case you might as well drive the damned car yourself.

      The problem is that it's going to take multiple deaths before people realize that these things aren't magic, and still have corner cases where they break down. And, the driver will be on the hook for those, no matter what anybody says.

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    3. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely trusting ? There is no such thing. You cannot completely trust human driver either.

    4. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one will go to prison. The only people that can afford self-drive vehicles are the extremely rich. When was the last time you saw one of these doing time, even after causing death while DUI?

    5. Re:Wait, what? by bandwannabe · · Score: 1

      It's not MY car. I own a Pontiac. I'm only licensing it.

      http://www.autoblog.com/2015/0...

    6. Re:Wait, what? by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking stupid on purpose, or did someone hit you with a Volvo?

      Are you a fucking asshole on purpose, or does someone need to hit you with a Volvo? Because you're just a screeching monkey on the internet at the moment.

      Look, put your bullshit away and try to be a grown up. If you can't, then fuck the hell off.

      What the fuck are you on about? How many vehicles even have the feature as an option, never mind as standard?

      If you have auto-park, auto-park sure as hell better include the "don't run over pedestrians" as standard with that.

      If you don't have auto-park, there is no problem.

      But when auto park is an option, and "don't kill pedestrians" is another option, that's just moronic. The Volvo spokesperson straight up said that's an additional option. Which means there exist configurations of this vehicle which will auto-park and run over pedestrians.

      Now, please, go be an asshole elsewhere and learn how to fucking read.

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    7. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You learn how to fucking read. Over and over and over again regarding this story the same points keep coming up, which you are trying to conveniently ignore in an effort to make your own points.

      1 - The car was NOT in self-park mode, the driver was purposefully trying to [incorrectly] show off a feature that was NOT in the car. The feature was a pedestrian avoidance, which looks at long ranges for pedestrians, and attempts to brake in case of emergency situations. If the driver hammers on the gas anyway, the system disables, assuming the driver knows what they are doing.

      2 - If the car was in self-park mode, it would avoid a pedestrian nearby, since it would recognize the pedestrian as an object. Pedestrian avoidance systems DON'T APPLY during self-park, it happens anyway.

    8. Re:Wait, what? by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      If you have auto-park, auto-park sure as hell better include the "don't run over pedestrians" as standard with that.

      If you don't have auto-park, there is no problem.

      But when auto park is an option, and "don't kill pedestrians" is another option, that's just moronic. The Volvo spokesperson straight up said that's an additional option. Which means there exist configurations of this vehicle which will auto-park and run over pedestrians.

      Unfortunately, this is another case of /. finding a brain-dead article to base the thread around...

      There were two demonstrations involved. One of the self-parking, one of the pedestrian avoidance.

      The self-parking went without a hitch (because this option was present). Had any pedestrians been in the space while auto-parking was being demonstrated, the system would have detected them and avoided them, same as with any other obstacle. This system uses shorter-range sensors around the vehicle that will detect ANY objects with an aim to avoiding them.

      The pedestrian avoidance demo (which was tested by MANUALLY driving at a group of pedestrians with auto-park disengaged and completely irrelevant as it was not a parking scenario) was supposed to show how the RADAR detects pedestrians in time to apply the brakes to prevent a collision. This is a forward-facing RADAR system, supplemented with cameras and software, designed to detect pedestrians in the road and to apply the brakes to prevent, or at least reduce the speed of, any collision with such. Unfortunately, the demonstrator neglected to check that this feature was present before trying to demonstrate it (and in any case, appeared to pump the accelerator, in spite of the fact that this would bypass the feature had it been present). Needless to say, without the feature present, the vehicle will do exactly what you expect when you press the accelerator (with a gear engaged, brakes off and engine running, before anyone makes any sarcastic comments!) and proceeded in the direction it was being steered.

      In simple terms, the demonstrator is at fault here (although may be able to share responsibility if they had been advised that this option was present... still should have checked though!).

      The Volvo spokespersons comments have been conflated here, as the pedestrian avoidance option IS an optional extra, but has NOTHING to do with auto-parking.

      All this being said, however... the whole conversation is somewhat moot as these are considered "assistive" technologies. i.e. they are there to assist the driver, not replace the driver. Until these features can operate without a driver in the vehicle, they should never be considered to be in full control of the vehicle, so should not absolve a driver of blame. Any driver who is prepared to relinquish A PORTION OF their control of a vehicle, but expects in doing so to release themselves of ALL liability for any adverse consequences, should have their license revoked and undergo a prolonged period of re-education. Similarly, anyone marketing these technologies as anything other than assistive, and implying that they reduce or eliminate the need for a driver to remain alert, attentive and in control of their vehicle should be subject to some form of sanctions, although, not being a lawyer, I am not sure what statute that may fall under (possible false advertising?)...

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    9. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that, contrary to the summary, 'auto-park' isn't the feature which was being demoed when people got hit. The feature being 'demoed' was pedestrian detection. Unfortunately, the car in question wasn't *equipped* with that feature.

      The entire discussion of the auto-park feature is a red herring, because it wasn't in use at the time of the accident.

    10. Re:Wait, what? by PRMan · · Score: 1

      My car is already full of partially autonomous functions, and it's absolutely fine. I understand where their responsibilities end and mine begin. Hasn't been a problem.

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    11. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you say is that if you make a rampage on the highway, it's the car fault because it had auto-park. That's stupid.
      The car was NOT parking at the time of the accident, it should not be treated differently than any other car.

    12. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, all or nothing. As a brit, we are all used to driving manual cars, if I drive an automatic for any length of time as soon as I get back in to a manual car I always stall on junctions for the first few miles as I forget the clutch. Imagine if I am driving a car that auto brakes, keeps me in lane on the motorway for any length of time or does the semi autonomous then get back in to a car that doesnt, that forgotton clutch could suddenly become a pile up as I was so used to the car doing X Y and Z for me. I believe an autonomous car should have no clear driver and no steering wheel at all, the manufacturer should be 100% confident that it does what it says it does and take responsibility by taking FULL control.

    13. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So, until such time as Google (or whoever makes it) takes legal and financial responsibility for everything its car does (which they never will) ... then people should either carry a lot of extra insurance, or simply not buy one of these things.

      Why is this so hard? Volvo doesn't pay out if one of its manual cars kills someone in an accident unless they have been negligent and left off the brakes or the steering wheel falls off. The driver's insurance company does. Similarly, in an autonomous vehicle Volvo (or whoever) will only pay out if they have been negligent (perhaps there is a really obvious bug in the pedestrian avoidance system that makes it not work on Tuesdays). These things will crash sometimes, and people will still have to buy insurance to cover the costs of accidents. Rather than the skill of the driver, the insurance premium will be affected by the frequency of crashes of different models of autonomous car. No doubt it will become a point of competition among the different automobile makers that their autopilot is statistically safer than anyone else's, and that will in turn continue to drive improvements.

    14. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlikely there would be criminal charges most of the time. Sure, if you drive dangerously there are criminal charges for causing death by dangerous driving and so on. But if you just have a huge tyre blowout while otherwise driving perfectly safely and kill someone you will not be criminally culpable - it's just an accident. You're still liable for paying for the damage your accident caused, which is covered by insurance. In the same way, if your autopilot fails and causes a crash it will just be an accident and your insurance will cover it. The exceptions would be negligence by the car maker (failing to connect up the autopilot's sensors, perhaps, or a really egregious bug in the autopilot software, just like they might be negligent today by failing to attach the steering wheel securely or failing to install brake pads) or negligence by the car owner / user (modifying the firmware, perhaps, or doing some kind of unauthorised physical modification that screws up the autopilot).

    15. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, you really are an aggressive idiot. You still don't get the basic thread of the story here. This story isn't even about auto-park. There is no situation in which "auto park" is an option and "don't kill pedestrians while doing it" is another option. It's just not the case, as several people have already tried to point out to you. How about you fuck off and RTFA and come back when you get it? AKA go be an asshole elsewhere and learn how to fucking read.

    16. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misunderstand. You might want to read some other comments in this thread, or watch the video, or read the 2nd article. Because you're getting insulting and defensive at person despite being wrong with, well, everything. Slow down, back up, and read.

    17. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good idea "Now, please, go be an asshole elsewhere and learn how to fucking read."

      it wasn't auto-parking
      Auto-park...bah, never mind...the last hundreds comments didn't phase you...you aren't worth the time

  23. Car explodes on ignition... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    "The gasoline fume containment package is extra." --Volvo

    1. Re:Car explodes on ignition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "So are correctly adjusted safety valves in the steam engines of my boat." --Captain J. Cass Mason, St. Louis, 1865

  24. Nope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Volvo, it was a demo of the vehicle's collision-avoidance systems, not self-parking. Choosing to do so:

    1) Without paying for collision avoidance
    2) At speeds at which collision avoidance does not function

    is entirely the fault of the operator.

    1. Re:Nope by KGIII · · Score: 1

      If they had it then collision avoidance would function at that speed but NOT if the driver is mashing the accelerator pedal like they were. Pressing the gas hard disengages the automatic braking with pedestrian avoidance - it also does so when in self parking mode as a safety feature should you be getting carjacked.

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  25. Overall Performance by MagickalMyst · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see how this car drives itself with the challenges presented on an episode of "Canada's Worst Driver".

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    1. Re:Overall Performance by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Honestly, I'd love some additional coaching and opportunity to try some of the more dynamic things they do.

      Some of those challenges look hella tough, and are well outside what many people will ever get the chance to try.

      I've been driving for almost 30 years and have never had an accident. But some of that stuff looks like it would be challenging for even decent drivers.

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  26. Innacurate summary by GoddersUK · · Score: 1

    TFA said:

    He said the car is not attempting to self-park. “It seems they are trying to demonstrate pedestrian detection and auto-braking"[while the car is under human control]

    So not nearly as sinister as a self driving car that charges extra for a vital feature. It costs extra because it requires them to stick a radar in the car, and radars cost money; and it's fine that they charge extra as all of these cars should be equipped with a pedestrian avoidance system anyway, namely a driver.

  27. Title completely incorrect by AMDinator · · Score: 3, Informative

    RTFA. The headline is outright WRONG. The driver intentionally accelerated towards pedestrians assuming the car would stop itself independent of any kind of self parking feature.

  28. Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is this Volvo's fault?

    You can't just pretend your car can do things it doesn't have the capability to do. RTFM.

  29. Seems like bad PR handling... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

    While the people in this video are utter morons(even if you have actually verified the existence of a safety cut-off on a dangerous piece of hardware; Why would you test it on yourself?); Volvo's response seems...tactically unwise.

    There may be good reasons for the 'pedestrian detection' feature to be an extra purchase(more sensors, more DSP, recouped development costs, etc.) or it may just be a single bit in the firmware waiting to be flipped in a magic screwdriver upgrade; but either way, "Yeah, we have a feature that would have prevented that accident; but it didn't because we prefer to charge more for it." seems like the sort of statement that is likely to attract the wrong sort of scrutiny.

    If you admit to having the mature capability; how long before failing to include it is negligence? Will you be able to keep it as an add-on, rather than a standard feature like antilock braking? Are you absolutely sure that your sales people didn't misrepresent the capabilities of what they sold? and so on.

    It seems as though they'd be much better off just issuing a flat 'don't do stupid irresponsible things' and quietly dropped the matter.

    1. Re:Seems like bad PR handling... by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      Seems like completely normal handling to me. Some shit head ran into a group of people, and Volvo said, "not our fault." What the fuck would you expect them to say? "Sorry we didn't foresee some murderous idiot showing off his new car and force him to buy an upgrade."

      You don't seem all that intelligent to me. Were you hit in the head by a Volvo, by any chance?

    2. Re:Seems like bad PR handling... by PPH · · Score: 1

      how long before failing to include it is negligence?

      That will be a scary day. When all the jay-walking hobos think every car will automatically stop for them, so they step out to cross the road anywhere they feel like it.

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    3. Re:Seems like bad PR handling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Auto-braking can't save the jaywalker stepping in front of some car going really fast. Even a perfect sensor & computer can't avoid someone jumping in closer than the minimum possible braking distance.

      Also, there are times when you want to run over people. Such as a gang blocking your car with intent to kill you. A car can be a weapon.

  30. Seat Belt by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1

    Years ago Volvo invented and patented the three-point seat belt. But they found it to be such a boon to safety that they gave it away without royalties.
    Today, "pedestrian detection" costs extra?

    1. Re:Seat Belt by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      I guess you got hit by a Volvo when you were younger. That would explain the extreme level of sheer idiocy you have demonstrated.

  31. Options by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No matter how old it is, I still can't fathom the "extra" scheme applied to the automotive industry.

    It's rather simple so let me break it down for you. 1) Not everybody wants, needs or can afford every feature. 2) Automakers can sell more cars if they offer them at a range of prices. 3) People like to customize their vehicles because having something a little unique is valued. 4) If people weren't willing to pay extra for options then they would quickly not be offered. 5) Bundling options keeps complexity down to a manageable level and if done right improves profits for the manufacturer.

    Why can't all cars be more like a Model S and ship with the most relevant technological developments "out of the box"

    If people start gravitating with their dollars towards that business model then that is what will happen. I think it is unlikely but stranger things have happened. However remember that you are talking about a $100,000 luxury car so the rules are quite a bit different than for the market for a minivan or pickup that costs 1/3 of the price of the Tesla.

    1. Re:Options by cloud.pt · · Score: 1
      I see your point, but I already considered all that beforehand. And I still can't understand it.

      1) Not everybody wants, needs or can afford every feature.

      It's open for debate, but my view is everybody DOES want every feature they can have. Society is known for wanting more than they need. Not everybody needs them indeed. And the cost factor I already addressed - base price covers most extra BoM, R&D and then some. The only problem associated to cost is company-side: they know certain base features will atract purchase, while some extras which 99% of people will add to certain models are just their way of saying "thanks dude, we knew you'd buy that yet we keep it off stock because FU"

      Automakers can sell more cars if they offer them at a range of prices

      Different ranges will cater to different markets (more revenue), but not necessarily more profit. That's their choice because they insist on a production line that is greedy enough to want all market segments. There are profitable ways to make a car and not have 20 variants of the same model (e.g. Ferrari, Hyundai, Land Rover target very narrow market scopes, some of them keep niche products for marketing purposes only). And finally, the market of a Model S is indeed different, but the point is they didn't follow a useless segmented extra-centric strategy and focused on user experience, satisfaction and overall quality with the added perk of performance and environment-friendly engine. There are brands already segmenting their electric offer, and the thing is you don't see them selling so well, at least on units shipped vs actual units sold.

      People like to customize their vehicles because having something a little unique is valued.

      No. Most cars aren't works of art, because art is one of the few "industries" where uniqueness is key. Save for some limited-edition, luxury cars, that point is moot. Extras rarely value a car, age and exclusivity do.

      Bundling options keeps complexity down to a manageable level and if done right improves profits for the manufacturer.

      Shipping full extras also keeps complexity to a manageable level, and if done right, greatly increases profit through brand recognition for having a complete car instead of one that is missing just that little extra.

      If people start gravitating with their dollars towards that business model then that is what will happen.

      Indeed, although I can see why most american would fear this business model, because it sounds oh-so-much like some weird form of communism applied to automotive. There is no reason to fear standardization here. Same for healthcare. Same for education. NOT the same for salary ceilings or price capping, because that is real communism. Embrace the fact that uniqueness you seek only applies in your neighborhood - someone, elsewhere will most likely have the exact same model and extras as you.

    2. Re:Options by operagost · · Score: 1

      Indeed, although I can see why most american would fear this business model, because it sounds oh-so-much like some weird form of communism applied to automotive.

      In no way does "gravitating with their dollars" sound like communism. Quite the opposite.

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    3. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your point, but I already considered all that beforehand. And I still can't understand it.

      1) Not everybody wants, needs or can afford every feature.

      It's open for debate, but my view is everybody DOES want every feature they can have.

      Ahh, but everybody defines "feature" differently. I want manual transmission, not automatic. I want manual door locks and manual window openers.
      THOSE are "features" to me. So while what you said is true, you misapplied it.

    4. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also allows them to introduce price confusion, show off the top-of-the-range fully loaded model in adverts that then state, "pricing from £{cheapass model price}", etc.

    5. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not a deep subject. Auto manufacturers (and dealerships) bundle options because they make more money that way. It increases profits. "Oh you want a $400 radio and $3 of extra paint on striping? That'll be $3000 more please."
      Of they let people buy individual features then someone would call them on it, and their profit margin would be less. As for Tesla, it's basically a concept car. A concept car for rich people. Like other fringe engineering autos it includes some features that will eventually make their way into mainstream vehicles. It will never be a mainstream vehicle. It's too expensive and appeals to to small a segment of the buying population.

    6. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, the manual windows come with the automatic transmission.

    7. Re:Options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The world you live in must be painted in very broad strokes...

      "... but my view is everybody DOES want every feature they can have. Society is known for wanting more than they need" No...

      I do not want a car with automatic transmission. I prefer a manual transmission for vehicle control, and driving enjoyment.
      I do not want a car with a sunroof... I've seen them cause significant damage both from failed seals, and from being mistakenly left open.
      I have happily ordered my new car without these features saving ~$3000.
      I am sure there are other features that I did want that others probably don't (automatic wind-shield wipers, remote car starter, etc)

      "Embrace the fact that uniqueness you seek only applies in your neighborhood - someone, elsewhere will most likely have the exact same model and extras as you." No...

      That's why modifying your car is hobby that significantly more than "rice rockets" people sometimes seem to equate to it. Lift kits on trunks, snorkels on jeeps, de-badging the Volvo, computer systems in minivans... there's a metric boat of both small and large modifications people to do make their cars theirs. Google Modified cars to see examples.

      "There are brands already segmenting their electric offer, and the thing is you don't see them selling so well, at least on units shipped vs actual units sold."
      No...
      Your beloved Telsa is being outsold by the Nissan Leaf. http://www.hybridcars.com/december-2014-dashboard/

      "Shipping full extras also keeps complexity to a manageable level, and if done right, greatly increases profit through brand recognition for having a complete car instead of one that is missing just that little extra."

      Well it seems that the marketing has worked on one person at least.

    8. Re:Options by clong83 · · Score: 1

      Nope.

      I tend to get cars with minimal options. I like driving a stick, even if newfangled CVTs and the latest automatics are in fact more efficient. I like the feel of it, and it's just a preference. Also, I never saw the purpose behind having a nice sound system in a car. Sure, I'll jam out with the radio on from time to time, but the car itself is noisy. Getting anything above a baseline stereo is pretty much a waste. I prefer to have my nice audio setup at home where I can appreciate it. I also have a preference for crank windows. I've never had the window roll-down feature break. My wife, on the other hand, has always had power windows and every single car she has owned has at some point developed at least one window that didn't roll up/down properly.

      So no, I don't really want to increase the baseline price of cars by thousands of extra dollars for things I don't really see as necessary or even desirable. I'm glad to have the option of purchasing the few things I do want a la carte.

      I am not a luddite, and I work with technology every day. But I learned in Engineering 101 in college that the more disparate features you try to roll into a product, the more likely it is that some ancillary "feature" will break before a core function. So those seat warmers, in my view, are likely just nice things that I will get too used to and then have to pay $800 to replace at some point. I opt out. You don't. We're both happy.

    9. Re:Options by clong83 · · Score: 1

      "That's why modifying your car is hobby that significantly more than "rice rockets" people sometimes seem to equate to it. Lift kits on trunks, snorkels on jeeps, de-badging the Volvo, computer systems in minivans... there's a metric boat of both small and large modifications people to do make their cars theirs. Google Modified cars to see examples."

      I even saw a video somewhere once of a guy in Canada who had taken his minivan, removed the front passenger seat, and installed a functional wood-burning stove. He then demonstrated it while driving around. It made zero sense to me, but I guess if you are up north and occasionally sleeping in your van it might be nice...

    10. Re:Options by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Every feature? So I want three sets of tires and a sun-roof and a moon-roof. I also want leather and cloth seats, two different alarm systems, and three types of glass in the car.

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    11. Re:Options by clong83 · · Score: 1

      And just to follow up, in case you are really only talking about things you see as "universal wants/benefits" such as parking assist and pedestrian locater... I still don't want them. First off, I'd kind of like to see a self-parking stick shift. I guess it could use a small electric motor for parking, but then you are again talking about adding a whole new and unnecessary system of components.

      And that is true in general of a lot of these types of systems. To make these things work, you need radar or lidar installed, short-range echolocation sensors, cameras, and a nice view screen in your dash or console. That is all very expensive, and adds several whole new series of non-essential components to your vehicle. Again, it just increases the odds of expensive repairs down the road when something goes finnicky with your parking assist cameras or viewscreen. Even if you don't get it fixed, you simply end up with the same car that I purchased for $3000 less.

      Things which actually are universally desired and improve safety are standard on most base model cars. Things like ABS, power steering, fuel injected engines, etc... These might break and cost money, but are shown to improve safety and/or reduce other long term costs to such a degree that you'd be insane not to want them. That's why they are base. Because at some point, the car companies realized that almost NOBODY was purchasing cars without them anymore, so they lost no business by making these features standard. If getting a fancy parking assist becomes standard on some brand, that brand will immediately lose a lot of people like me. It's not good for business unless you are a luxury shop. I.E., Tesla.

    12. Re:Options by mjwx · · Score: 1

      No matter how old it is, I still can't fathom the "extra" scheme applied to the automotive industry.

      It's rather simple so let me break it down for you.

      You're still over complicating it, so let me break it down for you... Its because they can.

      Established manufacturers can afford to sell on reputation and charge for extras that lesser known, liked or trusted manufacturers cant. This is why you get more features as standard in a Hyundai I30 than you do in a Toyota Corolla.

      Last time I went to a BMW dealership it was an exercise in saying "no".
      Bi-xenon headlights - no.
      Parking package - no.
      Comfort package - no.
      ConnectedDrive(TM) - no.
      Driver assistant - no and if you mention this or automatic transmissions again I'm walking.

      Manufacturers will keep trying to up sell you on features because people keep buying them.

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  32. Not Autonomous Driving by Firas+Zirie · · Score: 2

    The video does not show any auto-driving. It seems like they were trying to demonstrate an auto-brake accident avoidance feature.

    Basically, the driver (appearing to be fully in control the whole time) reversed the car and then gunned it, aiming at the pedestrians. I'm guessing the expectation was that auto-brake would kick in before ploughing into the bystanders.

    This was a boneheaded move on part of the driver and the idiots who agreed to basically be crash test dummies. Fifth Gear tested auto-braking with a sophisticated dummy car, and it didn't always work reliably (see https://www.youtube.com/watch?...).

    Just to reiterate, this was not any kind of auto-driving failure.

    1. Re:Not Autonomous Driving by gnupun · · Score: 1

      Just to reiterate, this was not any kind of auto-driving failure.

      Really? Suppose he was using the "auto park" feature in the car to park and hit someone in the process, it would not be not be an "auto-driving failure"? That's stupid and wrong: they should not sell the "auto park" feature without the "pedestrian detection" feature.

    2. Re:Not Autonomous Driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Once again, with feeling...
      HE WASN'T USING THE AUTO-PARK FEATURE!

      The headline & summary are incorrect. He was not demonstrating the 'auto-park' feature at the time of the accident.
      He was attempting to demo the completely separate 'pedestrian detection' feature.
      His car was not equipped with that feature.

      The two features do completely different things, and are neither related, nor interconnected in any manner:
      1) Auto-park uses ultrasonic sensors to detect obstacles (including pedestrians) at *very* short range (no more than a few feet).
      2) Pedestrian detection uses a short range radar to detect obstacles (such as pedestrians) ahead of the car while traveling at city speeds, and automatically apply the brakes to avoid hitting them.

  33. Unicorn by pr0t0 · · Score: 0

    You almost have to stand in awe and wonder at the level of stupidity exhibited by a car company (the brand once synonymous with safety) creating a vehicle that operates with any level of autonomy without basic collision avoidance. Whether human, fire hydrant, light pole, vehicle, or wall; an autonomous vehicle should not be able to proceed should an obstacle be in its way.

    Humans are capable of saying and doing all manner of ill-conceived things. It's part of our nature, and we all do something dumb from time to time. But this is an entirely different level. It's a decision so divorced from reality that it's difficult to find a comparison.

    It's like an elevator that will move up or down with the doors still open and people half-way through, unless you buy a separate software package to check for that.

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    1. Re: Unicorn by Alkonaut · · Score: 1

      Either that, or TFA links to an article compketely misunderstanding what's actually going on in the video. Hint: no self driving going on, and pedestrian detection isn't related to parking at all. ignore TFA.

    2. Re:Unicorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >It's like an elevator that will move up or down with the doors still open and people half-way through, unless you buy a separate software package to check for that.

      If it's one of those really old pre-electrification elevators where someone inside the elevator had to crank it up and down, and you have to close the doors yourself, you'd have a great point, though personally I'd blame it on the idiot doing the cranking rather than whatever light told him it's good to go up and down. Self-parking requires the driver to operate the gas and brakes, it just moves the steering around for you and shifts gears (and you can override the steering anytime). It is the driver's responsibility to look out the windows and ensure he's not mauling pedestrians, much like the old elevator operator's job was to ensure people weren't being cut in half by the doors.

  34. Happened to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same thing happened to me last week when my Jeep Cherokee was parking and it did not detect a lady passing by. Luckily my friends in the car noticed it and an accident was avoided. Pedestrian detection must be a mandatory feature on self driving/parking cars and it need to be a law.

  35. It's not self parking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFA. They were trying to demo pedestrian detection and driver was aiming at the people, but the car didn't have that extra so people were hit. Nothing to do with automatic parking.

  36. Thanks, Slashdot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yesterday's news....tomorrow!

  37. Not so simple by Orgasmatron · · Score: 2

    Spotting a car is easy. Spotting people, or other random obstacles, not so much.

    Cars tend to be large and made of hard reflective surfaces. 2 or 3 ultrasonic sensors at fixed locations in the bumper is enough to notice a car and avoid hitting it. Those sensors are cheap, and you can probably run them with an 8-bit PIC.

    A system to detect random objects is much more involved. More and better sensors, vastly more complicated program and a real CPU to run it. In this case, radar and a camera, both of which require lots of processing to use. All quite expensive.

    Even better, the car wasn't parking itself. From the two articles, it sounds like the driver hit the gas with the expectation that the car was going to prevent him from running into people. It wasn't capable of that, and wouldn't have overridden his explicit action even if it were.

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  38. driver hit the gas by goertzenator · · Score: 2

    If you RTFA, it is the driver who plowed into the pedestrians. He assumed the car would detect the pedestrians and slam on the brakes for him, but it turns out the car did not have the feature or it was disabled. A stupid, dangerous stunt on the part of the people involved, and some seriously dishonest reporting.

  39. Self driving planes shouldn't fly into the Alps by jfdavis668 · · Score: 1

    This is the same as if the pilot told a self flying plane to fly into the Alps. Do you sue the company who made the plane because it allowed the pilot to do this?

  40. So Many Dumb Ways To Die by Isarian · · Score: 1
  41. Why does the car need to recognize people? by Ihlosi · · Score: 2

    They're just another kind of obstacle. Either the self-parking feature stops before running into obstacles ... or it doesn't and it's entirely up to the driver to prevent the car from doing so.

  42. This falls into the same category as... by rwyoder · · Score: 1

    Idiots who get wounded or killed, testing a bulletproof vest.

  43. Running over the media... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Running over the media is a feature, not a bug.

  44. The story is VERY misleading by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.popularmechanics.com/cars/a15736/volvo-self-parking-car-accident-video-dont-worry/

    They apparently were NOT using the auto park feature at all! They were just driving at pedestrians and expecting the car to stop on its own. Your car won't do it and the option isn't even available.

    1. Re:The story is VERY misleading by KevReedUK · · Score: 1

      They were just driving at pedestrians and expecting the car to stop on its own. Your car won't do it and the option isn't even available.

      Wrong (although you, unlike many replying to this article, are right that auto-park was unrelated to this so-called failure).

      The option IS available. It uses forward-facing RADAR and camera(s) to detect pedestrians (and, in later iterations, cyclists) and apply the brakes to avoid or lessen any impact. So far, reports indicate that this has been reliable.

      As it requires (fairly expensive) additional hardware, it (understandably) costs extra (a friend of mine who works in the business mentioned it's around an extra £2k per vehicle in parts, so expect about double/triple that to factor in the software and for the manufacturer to make what they consider a "reasonable" profit!).

      One key point to note, however, is that, once it detects a pedestrian/cyclist and starts to apply the brakes, if you continue to manually accelerate towards the obstacle, most such systems will disengage themselves (presumably under the assumption that a driver would not continue to accelerate unless the detection was a false-positive). As such, in this example, you are right that the vehicle won't stop on its own, as the driver appeared to be continuing to accelerate.

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  45. click bait by NostalgiaForInfinity · · Score: 5, Informative

    Summary from TFA:

    (1) The car isn't self-parking, it's under driver control.

    (2) Pedestrian detection wouldn't have helped because the driver was overriding the automatic features of the car.

    Pedestrian detection costs extra money because it requires installing a radar and camera.

    We reached out to Volvo for answers about what went wrong here, and the company’s response was also a bit disturbing. Volvo spokesperson Johan Larsson explained that the video is mislabeled. He said the car is not attempting to self-park. “It seems they are trying to demonstrate pedestrian detection and auto-braking,” said Larsson by email. “Unfortunately, there were some issues in the way the test was conducted.”

    The pedestrian detection feature, which works using a radar in the car’s grill and a camera located behind the windshield. has been around since the mid 2000s, and even started detecting cyclists in 2011, but it costs approximately $3,000, according to IEEE.

    But even if it did have the feature, Larsson says the driver would have interfered with it by the way they were driving and “accelerating heavily towards the people in the video.” “The pedestrian detection would likely have been inactivated due to the driver inactivating it by intentionally and actively accelerating,” said Larsson. “Hence, the auto braking function is overrided by the driver and deactivated.”

  46. Volvo != Safety by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it used to. Heck, they invented seat belts or at least were the first to start seriously using them.
    If you've got a safety feature you can include at trivial incremental cost, ethically, you have to include it.

    The customer didn't pay for me to configure the soft overtravels, so the trolley hit the hard stop.
    Sorry the operator got a concussion from the impact. Should have followed the posted safety placard.
    Not my fault. Next time pay me.

    1. Re:Volvo != Safety by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      If you've got a safety feature you can include at trivial incremental cost, ethically, you have to include it.

      If, on the other hand, you have a safety feature that costs the manufacturer 10% of the cost of building the car and is far from standard in the marketplace, you are under no such obligation.

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  47. Never fear "T3chman is hear! by hamsterz1 · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when you trust in technology, rather that your own God given senses."Psalm 20:7 (KJV) Some trust in chariots, and some in horses: but we will remember the name of the Lord our God."

    1. Re:Never fear "T3chman is hear! by hamsterz1 · · Score: 1

      PS "Electricity the High Priest of False Security"...Sherlock Holmes.

  48. The blue button by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    Can I interest you in this blue button to get you back down? -Daffy the Duck

    1. Re:The blue button by hamsterz1 · · Score: 1

      Can I interest you in this blue button to get you back down? -Daffy the Duck

      Sorry, I already took the red pill.:)"

  49. It wasn't self-parking. A person did this. by anonymousJUGGERNAUT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is a video of a person driving into some other people. The car was not "trying to park itself" nor under any other sort of autonomous control. It is speculated in TFA that the driver mistakenly thought the car would automatically stop him from ramming the people he was intentionally accelerating towards. There is further speculation about why it didn't work, including that the car may not have had that functionality installed, and that maybe it did, but even if so the way he was driving (i.e. significant acceleration) would override the pedestrian-avoidance function. Sometimes it seems like there is a faction with an agenda against self-driving cars spreading as much misinformation as possible.

  50. Thanks, Volvo. (Really) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the guys that f'd that up just guaranteed that every possible safety protocol/program/add-on is *mandated* by any government, or regulatory agency that has anything to do with OK'ing automated vehicles. None of that "package" bullshit.

    "Oh, you want to detect pets? That's another $500. Per year." or "Parallel parking is a bitch, isn't it? We can sell you that package too... But oh, do you want the plugin for parallel parking that will prevent you from whacking into the curb, streetlights, or people while it's doing so? Fork it over, bitches."

  51. The wonders of Chinese "engineering" by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    The prior owners of Volvo would not have done it that badly.

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  52. Forget it, Jack. It's a Volvo. by rjmx · · Score: 1

    In my experience, Volvos expect you to get out of their way. Not the other way round.

  53. I was thinking this... by lquam · · Score: 1
  54. No, not everybody wants or can afford every option by sjbe · · Score: 1

    It's open for debate, but my view is everybody DOES want every feature they can have.

    Not really. If I've got a pickup I use for hauling dirt at work in sketchy neighborhoods I'm going to want a pretty minimal feature set. No point in having a fancy touch screen or satellite radio. If you are buying a car for your mom you might not want that 400HP turbocharged engine but you might want it for yourself along with that fancy rear spoiler wing. Different people have different needs and wants. Similarly many features cost significant cash and adding them can often put the cost of the vehicle out of reach for those of lesser means even if they desire.

    Different ranges will cater to different markets (more revenue), but not necessarily more profit.

    I think you may not fully understand the economics at work. My apologies if what I'm about to outline is already known to you. I'm a certified accountant and have done some of this work in my day job. This is an over-simplification but more features = more cost to the manufacturer = higher price to customer.

    Margins are usually higher with more features but every vehicle has a minimum required profit margin which is typically called a hurdle rate by finance folks. As a general practice the auto maker won't make the car unless they can get at least the hurdle rate margin for it. (the exact rate is arbitrarily chosen but is indexed for the risk of the investment) They also have fixed costs (tooling, assembly lines, salaries, engineering costs, etc) that they need to recoup and which don't change whether they sell 1 vehicle or 1 million vehicles. If they only sell fully pimped out vehicles they are leaving profit on the table because they will have to amortize those fixed costs over fewer vehicles. Even though the might make less margin on the less optioned out vehicle, their unit costs will fall because they sell more of them and can spread their fixed costs over more vehicles.

    It's more complex than this but companies maximize profit when when marginal revenue = marginal cost. That is the additional revenue gained from selling one more car just equals the additional cost of selling that one more car. By offering vehicles with fewer options at a lower price point they push out to the point where marginal cost hockey sticks up from over production and increases profit to the manufacturer. Wikipedia has a good article on what is going on.

    No. Most cars aren't works of art, because art is one of the few "industries" where uniqueness is key. Save for some limited-edition, luxury cars, that point is moot. Extras rarely value a car, age and exclusivity do.

    Has nothing to do with cars being (or not) works of art. People don't (usually) demand that their car be truly unique but they do demand that they be personalized to a significant degree. People choose different paint colors, different engines, different wheels, etc. Car customization is a multi-billion dollar industry both at the OEM and aftermarket levels. I work in the industry and I can assure you that people do not want exactly the same vehicle as the next guy and many are willing to pay to get it. Companies that do not accommodate this to some degree are leaving money on the table. The US manufacturers tend to offer more options and the Japanese less with the Europeans somewhere in between. Even Tesla offers several power trains, trim packages and other options - roughly on par with what you see from the Japanese automakers for certain vehicles.

  55. Like Windows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a new Sony CD/DVD drive to replace a failed drive, but when I tried to watch a DVD movie there was no sound and a message that I had to purchase some dolby software license to get it back. Only phucking windows would allow crap like this. Switched to Linux shortly thereafter.

  56. Obligatory quote by nicomede · · Score: 1

    “Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.” -- Terry Pratchett

  57. Someone at volvo is an idiot by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    Of all the features to make optional, "pedestrian detection" is not one of them.

    Either include that in the auto parking feature or do not include an auto parking feature.

    Really... these auto driving features are premature in most cases. People need to take responsibility for what their own cars do and not fob it off on dubious auto pilot systems.

    That said, I don't even like automatic transmissions... I'm convinced that they're responsible for stop and go traffic. People with manual transmissions do not accelerate and then jam on the breaks over and over and over again. Instead, the whole highway keeps a consistent speed.

    it is why in such traffic I get behind the biggest semi I can find. That semi is NOT accelerating and stopping over and over again. That guy is going to go the average speed of traffic. I get behind him... and an otherwise stressful drive becomes quite peaceful.

    When we have fully automated cars, I think it might get better just because I'm convinced that most issues on the roads are caused by fucktard drivers. And maybe the robots will be less stupid. But who knows.

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    1. Re:Someone at volvo is an idiot by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      > People with manual transmissions do not accelerate and then jam on the breaks over and over and over again.

      No they use engine braking, so they slow up quick without the brake lights coming on, so the person behind has to brake hard.

      >> It is why in such traffic I get behind the biggest semi I can find.... and an otherwise stressful drive becomes quite peaceful.

      Yeah diesel fumes will do that to you, but you left out "carcinogenic" and "arriving late" somehwere.

      The problem at least here in Phoenix is all the idiots that think they're being a good/safe driver by driving slower than everyone else and also leaving like 15 car spaces between them and the car in front. It only takes 2 or 3 of them in the same 1/4 mile to effectively create a road block and reduce the effectiveness of the entire freeway quite noticeably, especially when they apparently on purpose parallel some other really slow person for miles.

    2. Re:Someone at volvo is an idiot by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      As to how people speed up and slow down with an automatic versus a manual transmission, you do realize I have personal experience with this right?

      Furthermore, physics calls you wrong. A large truck is not going to be jamming on the acceleration and then jammming on the break or even down shifting into first gear or something over and over and over again.

      Perhaps you don't know what stop and go traffic is in the first place? Okay, it is this traffic pattern during times of very heavy congestion where people will be bumper to bumper and then speed up to perhaps 40 t0 50 miles an hour and then drop down to perhaps 10 to 20 miles an hour.

      This pattern pulses on the highway with people increasing in speed and decreasing in speed every couple miles.

      I have driven through such traffic in Los Angeles for years. I know of what I speak.

      The big semis or buses generally don't go any faster than the fastest sports cars under those conditions. The difference is that they don't accelerate during the fast periods and they don't slow down during the slow periods. They tend to hold a consistent average speed between the two extremes. Because they don't speed up, a gap opens before them so that they don't have to slow down. They just hold their speed which is often something like 20 to 25 miles an hour and they just cruise through the whole thing.

      Now, anyone with a manual transmission is going to find stop and go traffic especially annoying. It means upshifting and downshifting constantly.

      But an automatic driver finds it less annoying because all they have to do is press the gas or press the break. There is no process up upshifting and then downshifting. And so they will mindlessly get into the pattern of stop and go traffic.

      I don't think a highway full of manuals would do that. it would be too annoying for everyone and they'd just follow the truck's example and MY example by not accelerating in the open patches so that they didn't have to slow down during the slow patches.

      As to your stupid little insults at the end... We'll write that off as immaturity and move forward. :)

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    3. Re:Someone at volvo is an idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As to your stupid little insults at the end... We'll write that off as immaturity and move forward. :)

      and your extensive history of insulting people and hurling profanities throughout your comments - rather than just at the end of them - makes you more mature somehow?

    4. Re:Someone at volvo is an idiot by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> As to how people speed up and slow down with an automatic versus a manual transmission, you do realize I have personal experience with this right? ..and given you don't know me your supposition that I somehow don't is absurd

      >> Furthermore, physics calls you wrong.
      About what? I was correcting your point about cars with manual transmissions, not addressing how drivers of semis choose to leave big gaps. which is in their case (I.e possibly pulling upto 40 tons) is obviously the right thing to do.

      >> Perhaps you don't know what stop and go traffic is in the first place?

      Believe it or not, I don't live in a cave.

      >> The big semis or buses generally don't go any faster than the fastest sports cars under those conditions.

      Of course not, the trucks end up going at a constant speed that is on average slower than the rest of the traffic, because there are always cars filling in the large open gaps ahead of them. Cars unnecessarily acting the same way (because they don't ahve anything like the same amount of mass to worry about) are simply being selfish dicks by consuming a large amount of space for themselves so causing lower total throughput on the freeway and adding to the delays for the people behind them, just so they themselves don't have to touch the brakes, like that takes such a big effort or something.

      >> I don't think a highway full of manuals would do that.
      Of course they would. Perfect example is the M25 around London, notoriuos for having suffered exactly that problem for decades, yet most cars in the UK are manual. The actual solution was to put in variable speed limits, controlled by computers that watch for and damp the effect.

      >> As to your stupid little insults at the end... We'll write that off as immaturity and move forward. :)
      What insults? I simply wrote what is happening here in Phoenix. This is just you being a passive-agressive dick, which is pretty much the attitude I'd expect from someone who also thinks its OK to take up multiple car lengths for themselves on an already overloaded freeway.

    5. Re:Someone at volvo is an idiot by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Nope. I get where I'm going as fast as anyone. I just don't burn my breaks out or rear end people because I'm stupid.

      And as to your lack of knowledge about manual transmissions... You see the same behavior with all the manual transmissions on the road. I'm not alone out there. Lots of cars don't automatically accelerate when the traffic opens up for a minute because it serves no purpose. you're going too fast when that happens and it forces everyone to come to a halt over and over and over again.

      You avoid that by just going the average speed of the road.

      But you know what... I don't really need you to agree with me. I'm okay with you being wrong.

      Good day.

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    6. Re:Someone at volvo is an idiot by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Because I have a point and my insults are a conclusion derrived from analyzing what someone else said... yep. I am superior.

      Look, if someone says something stupid... and you go through that and show it to be stupid... and then call them stupid for saying that... that isn't unreasonable.

      If you instead say a given argument is wrong because someone else is stupid that is just ad hominem and is not constructive.

      As to peppering a post with insults that don't actually have anything to do with the central argument... that IS immaturity.

      Do you see the differences?

      Details matter. Context matters. In one context I can stab you in the face and be considered a hero. In another were I to do the same thing I would be considered a maniac and thrown in prison. In others my moral and legal position could be ambiguous.

      The context in which things are done is obviously relevant.

      I know this... because I'm not a child.

      Did you see what I did there? Notice how the insult came as a conclusion to an argument. That is almost always what I do when I level insults at all.

      I generally only do it when someone else is disrespecting me. If you're JUST stupid, then I'll probably humor you for awhile and try to be polite for as long as I can. But often as not, people will open with an insult and THEN say stupid things.

      And that means I get to take the gloves off and just rhetorically fuck them up to the extent it amuses me.

      Be nice and respectful to me and I'll almost always be nice and respectful to you. The only exception would be if you are being exceptionally stupid and are not productively engaging in a meaningful dialog.

      I do not need you to agree with me. But if you can't even have a basic conversation because you're just too stupid to do it, then I'm going to call you stupid at some point. That isn't an insult in that context... that is... like someone calling you short or weak because you can't open that jar of mayonnaise. It isn't an insult in that case... it is me realizing that a given person is mentally incapable of having the discussion I'm attempting to have with them.

      In any case... as should be more than obvious to even the most limited of mentalities... I'm not myself stupid. Rude? Perhaps. But not stupid... and as to maturity? That is a question that relies on an understanding of moral and ethical and cultural norms that you can't presume.

      In my culture, I am not immature. YOUR culture might see it that way. But why exactly do I care?

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  58. People??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article says it crashed into journalists. Journalists aren't people.

  59. In case you *want* to run someone over? by tlambert · · Score: 1

    The article seems to indicate that hammering the accelerator bypasses the pedestrian avoidance system.

    In case you *want* to run someone over? Brilliant!

  60. Re: I'm a fag! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You can practically hear "'Murika!" out of your mouth.

    Oh, and FYI, the site having a physical location in the United States doesn't mean what you're implying it means.

    In short, stop being puerile and get a grip on the global Internet. You're an embarrassment to ACs everywhere.

  61. Yea? Neither did your bs here vs apk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    STFU n' quit cryin bitch, face the music here http://linux.slashdot.org/comm...

  62. Standard feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Collision avoidance is a feature that comes standard in humans. The guy who got hit just wasn't obeying his.

  63. Re: I'm a fag! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

    A Faggot is a bunch of sticks. A Fag is a Cigarette.

    Homosexual Ciggs everywhere, rejoice in your freedom.

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  64. when control is split by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some are saying this is a total non-story because this is just like every other car on the road: in general when a driver presses the gas cars move and don't automatically sense obstacles and stop. The car wasn't operating in a completely autonomous manner, it only moved when the driver stepped on the gas, so the driver was being an idiot and essentially backed into the pedestrians himself.

    But if I'm understanding the situation, I still think there's an interesting issue going on: when control of the car is split like that, it's not necessarily obvious what the driver is controlling and what the car is controlling. In this case I think the car is steering, and the human is controlling the gas. That's a potentially confusing mode in which to operate a vehicle, and could legitimately be questioned as a design decision.

    I think the human driver could reasonably tell what he was instructing the car to do and indeed was being an idiot, but I also think manufacturers shouldn't get a free pass just because human input was required to make the car move.

  65. self-parking protection is "extra"? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Is this like, your new computerized prosthetic leg/hand/heart has been attached, but the software to regulate it so that it has no surges is extra?

    Or is this "we hired new grads at ridiculously low wages, assuring that we got grads from the bottom half of the class, then gave them insanely short deadlines, so that they were writing the code in 60 or 70 hour weeks, and they'd never gotten the class they don't teach in school, error catching and handling, and that's what's running this, and they have to pay for the "extra", which was written by programmers (#insert nose_in_air.h; developers()) with some years of experience, who they had to pay a *lot* more for?

                          mark

  66. Disclaimers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite disclaimer of late was in a commercial for drink pouches. The ad showed a bunch of kids playing in a pool/waterpark, and that super-tiny, flash-by text at the bottom of the screen read: "your parents should always supervise you around water."

    I'm just glad my kids are simultaneously stupid enough to think they should swim alone because it was happening in a commercial, yet smart enough to read and heed disclaimers

  67. "Option"? by messymerry · · Score: 1

    My dearest Volvo, As a proud owner of a '96 850R, I love you very much. That being said however, running over people is not an "option". Any questions, feel free to contact me. Best regards, -an owner.

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  68. Volvo's self driving car by Cthulhu's+Physicist · · Score: 1

    It was just a natural reaction, a sort of self defense mechanism. Self driving cars tend to feel threatened by the presence people...

  69. Optional? by Murdoch5 · · Score: 1

    How is that optional?

  70. Human override feature.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. was working as perfectly