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Samsung Cripples Windows Update To Prevent Incompatible Drivers

jones_supa writes: A file called Disable_Windowsupdate.exe — probably malware, right? It's actually a "helper" utility from Samsung, for which their reasoning is: "When you enable Windows updates, it will install the Default Drivers for all the hardware no laptop which may or may not work. For example if there is USB 3.0 on laptop, the ports may not work with the installation of updates. So to prevent this, SW Update tool will prevent the Windows updates." Too bad that the solution means disabling all critical security updates as well. This isn't the first time an OEM has compromised the security of its users. From earlier this year, we remember the Superfish adware from Lenovo, and system security being compromised by the LG split screen software.

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  1. What? by DanJ_UK · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You've got to be fucking shitting me?

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    1. Re:What? by mwvdlee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Does their warranty cover hacked laptop?

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    2. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      teh superior support of hardware of windows... oh wait it cant even patch itself without fucking up :D

    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've seen windows updates fuck a LOT of drivers over the years. Like picking up video drivers that either screw the display (video modes all fucked up) or even make the machine BSOD (so much for WHQL). Sometimes a driver rollback (in device manager) was enough, sometimes you had to boot with last known good config or safe mode to even get to the desktop. I could live with that much, but nowadays MS has pushed 12+ updates as "important" that are simply nagware to install that Win 10 abomination so I've finally disabled automatic updates.

    4. Re:What? by DanJ_UK · · Score: 4, Funny

      That'll be one hell of a class action lawsuit, I'm almost tempted to buy a Samsung laptop and just leave it plugged in until it's compromised so I can join the compensation gravy train.

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    5. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no kidding, why in the hell would a system update system install default drivers for all the hardware? Brilliant move Microsoft!

    6. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's even dumber than it sounds, and this is not strictly limited to Samsung. Most laptop manufacturers rely on bespoke "mobile" versions of the hardware in their machines, which of course have drivers that are not included with Windows and must all be downloaded from the manufacturer's website. Problem is, Windows has included drivers as part of Microsoft Update (nee Windows Update) and can break these "custom" drivers by installing generic device manufacturer supplied drivers right on top of them.

      Intel goes as far as detecting if there are OEM versions of its drivers installed and refuses to install its own.

    7. Re:What? by jellomizer · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you are not talking about Ubentu?

      Drivers are a problem for all Operating Systems. With different approaches to it.
      Windows, is more open to 3rd party drivers that could break on an upgrade.
      Linux, has often rather experimental drivers that do flaky things.
      BSD/Apple, has the either it works well or it won't work at all. Meaning a lot of devices just won't work, even if it just a minor aspect of the hardware spec.
       

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    8. Re:What? by taustin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Second semester law school: unconscionable contracts are unenforceable.

      Aside from any contractual obligations between Samsung and Microsoft that would affect this, and you can bet there are some.

      The lesson here, boys and girls, don't get legal advice from first semester law students. Consult a real lawyer.

    9. Re:What? by CauseBy · · Score: 2

      My layperson's understanding is that the 'unconscionable' thing is practically impossible to get a positive ruling on, and has never been done for EULAs. If you are a 'real lawyer' then you can trump my lay understanding by citing a court case. Otherwise I think GP is right unfortunately.

    10. Re:What? by Xenx · · Score: 1

      Either way, protracted battles are better for the corps as they actually have the resources to keep fighting.

    11. Re:What? by dysmal · · Score: 1

      You've got to be fucking shitting me?

      I literally said this out loud when i read the headline + summary.

    12. Re:What? by aaron4801 · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see somebody make a decent case using UCC Article 2:
      " 2-314. Implied Warranty: Merchantability; Usage of Trade
      (2) Goods to be merchantable must be at least such as
      (c) are fit for the ordinary purposes for which such goods are used."

      Laptops are ordinarily used to go online, but any model with this particular hack is not fit to do so. It could be argued that, even in the face of the EULA, Samsung has violated the implied warranty. It's like (obligatory car analogy) advertising that your car has a top speed of 200mph, but then hidden deep within the manual is a disclaimer that the tires will blow up if you go over 60.

    13. Re:What? by the_B0fh · · Score: 1

      Who gives a shit about that. I wanted them to be sued for felony - hacking my laptop to prevent windows security updates. Potential RICO charges as well.

    14. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Windows Updates only installs drivers if "Recommended updates" is enabled. It will never try to update drivers if you are only receiving critical/important updates.

      Samsung are a bunch of liars.

    15. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My favorite is direct draw updates that boot you to a black screen even in safe mode.

    16. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What part of "experimental" didn't you understand?

      I have been running kubuntu (STABLE) for years, no driver or update issues at all (well except that I had to replace the windows bootloader with grub because WINDOWS UPDATE screwed up its ability to chain load grub).

    17. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you want 0.0001% of the cost of the laptop back as compensation? When as class action lawsuit benefited the victims?

    18. Re:What? by Firethorn · · Score: 3, Informative

      and has never been done for EULAs.

      The terms for click through EULAs that you don't see until AFTER you've made your purchase and unpacked the goods are mostly ignored by the courts as well.

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    19. Re:What? by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2

      Who gives a shit about that. I wanted them to be sued for felony - hacking my laptop to prevent windows security updates. Potential RICO charges as well.

      Technically it was still their laptop when the software was installed...How was it yours when it was still at the factory having the image slapped onto the hard drive?

    20. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, first semester law... an EULA is a binding contract, and there has never been one thrown out of court to date.

      I don't like it, but the law is the law, and you can't fight city hall.

      First semester law in which country - cause EULAs have never held up in a court case in my country, especially since most of the contain clauses that are over-ruled by our statutory rights.

      How can you allow a contract to be enforced when one party is required to pay full price before even getting to read the contract?

    21. Re:What? by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see somebody make a decent case using UCC Article

      As would I, unfortunately anyone wealthy enough to take that on is unlikely to consider it worth the effort in terms of opportunity cost. (i.e. If you can afford the legal fees you can also afford to completely write off the laptop and move on with your life because that's even cheaper and easier.)

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    22. Re: What? by DanJ_UK · · Score: 2

      Unless they're fighting the EU court, they're not exactly renowned for being lenient.

      Which I'm thankful for.

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    23. Re: What? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      Umm OK. I stated it was experimental. However Ubuntu will release experimental/beta... Drivers in their production release as to support more devices... For the most part people are happy, if you happen to have the right set of hardware then things run good... However I have seen plenty of driver glitchiness in ubuntu over the years. Wi-Fi that looses connectivity randomly, video that leaves a lot of artifacts, after you add a second monitor.

      Say to yourself LINUX isn't perfect, it is OK if it is your favorite OS, it may work very well for you but it ISN'T PERFECT and they are things that can be improved.

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    24. Re:What? by Enigma2175 · · Score: 0

      an EULA is a binding contract, and there has never been one thrown out of court to date.

      Never? What about Klocek v. Gateway? The court found in that case that since the sale occurred before the "agreement" that the terms of the agreement were not part of the original sale and struck down the EULA. You better go back to law school for the second semester, obviously the stuff learned in the first semester isn't everything.

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    25. Re:What? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's especially insane because, while grabbing drivers from Windows Update is the default behavior, you can turn that off without disabling Windows Update.

      "System Properties" -> "Hardware" -> "Device Installation Settings". There's not even any registry grovelling or other esoteric nonsense involved.

      Things just get worse because, even if enabled, the Windows Update provided drivers will only be applied if no drivers are available locally(if drivers are available; but Windows Update has newer ones, they'll be listed as optional updates; but only installed with manual user intervention). So all Samsung has to do is add their drivers to the OS driver store (pnputil -a, not very hard) and the OS will apply them before even heading out to check for new ones, unless there is something egregiously wrong with them(if memory serves, unsigned drivers are treated as lower ranked than signed drivers when determining 'best driver available', and drivers that don't list the PCI/USB PID/VID, but have been forcibly applied, may also rank lower than drivers that do specify the matching PID/VID).

      So, in summary and conclusion, this whole thing is an unbelievable clusterfuck and it isn't even clear why Samsung would think it necessary in order to ensure the drivers that they want installed get installed; much less how they could possibly think that the security consequences were worth it. Only its finite complexity saves this situation from fractal stupidity.

    26. Re: What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That isn't caused by DirectX updates at all, it's conflicting video drivers.

      Scenario:

      Windows Update installs updated video driver and ask for reboot. User declines reboot and continues working, eventually forgetting that Windows asked for it. Some time later, the user installs video drivers from Nvidia, Intel, AMD, etc. while the drivers Windows Update installed are sitting idle, pending a reboot. The next time the system is rebooted, the Windows Update drivers in the queue are applied, mixing files from the hardware maker's drivers and causing a black screen on boot.

      I'm sure that can happen in other combination as well. The best thing to do is to disable "Recommended updates". You'll still get all of the important fixes with none of the driver madness.

    27. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Whereas Linux just doesn't work with most hardware right off the bat and when it does gain support, it's half-ass liked nouveau or using wrappers around Windows drivers to get WiFi working.

    28. Re:What? by taustin · · Score: 5, Informative

      I am not, in fact, a lawyer, but I do know how to use Google (unlike so many here). For instance, I can, without any adult help, open up my web browser, and type in http://www.google.com/ and go to a convenient search engine. In the search box for that search engine, I can type in "eula struck down as unconscionable" and click on the button labeled "Search." And get results such as

      this, which talks about Bragg v. Linden Research, Inc., in which Linden's TOS (specifically, the arbitration clause) is struck down as unconscionable not once, not twice, but at least three or four different times and ways ("procedural unconscionability" and "substantive unconscionability" in two different ways, and then again on the latter after Linden amended it).

      Wired also covers Gatton v. T-Mobile, again on an arbitration clause, and ruled unconscionable both procedurally and substantively. Also unconscionable for prohibiting class action lawsuits, because "that form of litigation is often the only means of stopping and punishing corporate wrongdoing." It also discusses Douglas v. U.S. District Court, which is about changing the terms of a contact after it has been signed, and which was ruled unconscionable. Gatton is often cited as recognizing that all click-wrap license have an element of unconscionability that must be considered by the court.

      This has a link to this", which is a ruling on McKee v. AT&T, ruing their arbitration clause unconscionable.

      Note that these are the first three results on the search, and the fourth is on McKee v. AT&T again.

      Also note that these are all different courts, state and federal, all over the country.

      Unconscionability is an affirmative defense - the defendant has to demonstrate why the contract is unconscionable, but it does, in fact, happen, and more importantly, it took me, literally, less than ten seconds to find example (and five of that was waiting for the browser to open.)

      To quote the third link, you may now feed my cats for a week.

    29. Re:What? by edtice1559 · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... At least in California, it can be enforced. Remember, to be invalid a contract must be procedurally and substantively unconscionable. I'm neither a lawyer nor a law student. Contracts of adhesion are by definition procedurally unconscionable. So you would have to argue that they are also substantively unconscionable. That's hard to do unless the contract is terribly one sided. Since this can be enforced on occasion, the contracts probably are heavy-handed but not to the level of unconscionability

    30. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1. And that, folks, is how you Slashdot.

    31. Re:What? by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      All the hardware updates I've ever seen are in the optional section anyway. But I still turn off automatic updating. It always gets interrupted at the worst time.

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    32. Re:What? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      I simply send a letter to the companies that produce the software I use that reads "By reading this letter you forfeit the right to enforce your EULA, and also you agree to send me $100".

    33. Re:What? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Why does your browser take so long to open?

    34. Re:What? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      EULA's tend to be pretty one sided. I can't remember the last time a EULA described something the software company who made the EULA was not allowed to do.

    35. Re:What? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      Ironclad evidence: They sent an email saying "Your new samsung laptop is being built". In the court of slashdot, everyone is a lawyer.

    36. Re:What? by taustin · · Score: 3

      I use Internet Explorer, primarily so that I can say so on Slashdot and piss off the outrage monkeys.

    37. Re:What? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2

      The only fully-automatic updates happen when a device previously unknown to the OS gets plugged in. Windows will check the local driver store for a driver and, unless the 'Device Installation Settings' option is toggled off, will then try Windows Update if nothing is available locally.

      Once the hardware is considered 'installed', future updates will show up in 'optional'. That's what's so weird: if Samsung's USB3 controller is utterly fucked up, or whatever the sorry misadventure may be, so long as they preload whatever ghastly pile of shims and bodges covers up the problem, the OS will never take further action. Unless they are also doing something utterly dodgy like breaking their driver signatures.

      It's doubly depressing because Samsung is either the producer of the hardware, in which case they can either provide MS with the correct driver, or use device ID data that won't trigger loading of default drivers; or they are just slapping somebody else' chips on the board, in which case they should have picked a more competent supplier; if you are just system-integrating that's pretty much your job. Pitiful, either way.

    38. Re:What? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      The old-fashioned software licenses basically guaranteed that the install media would continue to be media for ninety days, and then put a long list of restrictions on your use of anything that happened to be on those media. They're more verbose now.

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    39. Re:What? by Meski · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see somebody make a decent case using UCC Article 2: " 2-314. Implied Warranty: Merchantability; Usage of Trade (2) Goods to be merchantable must be at least such as (c) are fit for the ordinary purposes for which such goods are used." Laptops are ordinarily used to go online, but any model with this particular hack is not fit to do so. It could be argued that, even in the face of the EULA, Samsung has violated the implied warranty. It's like (obligatory car analogy) advertising that your car has a top speed of 200mph, but then hidden deep within the manual is a disclaimer that the tires will blow up if you go over 60.

      Ahh, retreads.

    40. Re:What? by TsuruchiBrian · · Score: 1

      I use IE too, but mainly because I test web code on all major browsers. It seems to actually be faster than firefox lately, which is kind of sad.

  2. Terrible twos by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Samsung: You're terrible programmers!

    Microsoft: No, you are terrible programmers!

    Kids, kids, you'really both terrible.

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    1. Re:Terrible twos by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem:
      Drivers to accommodate lack of open standards.
      Back in the good old day,
      CGA/EGA/VGA they followed their specs.
      Serial and Parallel they followed a common spec.

      Then Windows came popular with the support of drivers. This allowed hardware makers to stop playing by the rules thus creating a huge sets of incompatible SVGA (Visa more or less won) Then we went to 3D and all was lost. USB, different Wireless drivers.... Network cards...
      For some reasons allowing this is good, because it allowed them to innovate and create new features. But on the other side, it threw out the idea of Open Hardware standards out the window.

      Because the lack of such good standards, It creates systems that have driver issues.

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    2. Re:Terrible twos by psyclone · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add "winmodems" -- the software-defined modem that only shipped with flaky Windows drivers.

    3. Re:Terrible twos by Barlo_Mung_42 · · Score: 1

      This is not about MS at all. This is all about Samsung being lazy.
      All they need to do is go through the same process as everyone else (WHQL the drivers and submit them to WU) and this would not be an issue. I suspect their drivers are not passing WHQL and instead of fixing them they pull this BS.

  3. Wow ... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Insightful

    So, basically they have shit hardware or shit drivers, and the only way they can think of to fix this is to prevent your operating system from trying to apply updates?

    This sounds like incompetence all the way around, and is on-going proof of why I hate OEM laptops. Because they fill them with so much garbage.

    It seems like every time I hear anything about Samsung, I find myself thinking "nope, I would never buy their crap".

    And, once again, corporations put their own crappy "innovation" ahead of the needs of their customers.

    Pathetic.

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    1. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the hardware doesn't work with default Windows or Linux distribution, it's shit. (think clean install).

    2. Re:Wow ... by Bengie · · Score: 1

      And to think, their hardware is still better than most out there. They still get the fewest complaints on NewEgg for much of their stuff for a reason. Their appliance like hardware anyway, SSDs, monitors, etc.

    3. Re:Wow ... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If the hardware doesn't work with default Windows or Linux distribution, it's shit. (think clean install).

      Years ago at work, we got some new desktops.

      The desktops had 4GB of RAM, but the Windows XP Pro on them could only see 3GB. One of the guys decided to put Windows 2003 on the machines to get access to all the RAM.

      It turns out there were NO drivers for that hardware which existed for Windows 2003, and even getting back to XP Pro proved exceedingly difficult because ... it was almost impossible to find the drivers again as they basically weren't published anywhere. Essentially this machine could only work with the OEM image made up of drivers and other custom crap which were almost impossible to find.

      To add insult to injury, whatever idiot had ordered them got us some new-fangled wide screen monitors. The problem was that while the actual resolution of the monitor was a 4:3 aspect ratio ... the actual pixels were flattened so that in its native resolution the screen drew circles as flattened ovals.

      I 100% agree with you. Because non-standard crap from vendors makes for utter garbage machines.

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    4. Re:Wow ... by darniil · · Score: 2

      To add insult to injury, whatever idiot had ordered them got us some new-fangled wide screen monitors. The problem was that while the actual resolution of the monitor was a 4:3 aspect ratio ... the actual pixels were flattened so that in its native resolution the screen drew circles as flattened ovals.

      I... what?

      I just sat and stared at my screen in utter shock after reading that. Can you say where you got that equipment from - who built it, sold it, etc?

    5. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about vista / 7 on that laptop?

    6. Re:Wow ... by trevc · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the hardware doesn't work with default Windows or Linux distribution, it's shit. (think clean install).

      Years ago at work, we got some new desktops.

      The desktops had 4GB of RAM, but the Windows XP Pro on them could only see 3GB. One of the guys decided to put Windows 2003 on the machines to get access to all the RAM.

      It turns out there were NO drivers for that hardware which existed for Windows 2003, and even getting back to XP Pro proved exceedingly difficult because ... it was almost impossible to find the drivers again as they basically weren't published anywhere. Essentially this machine could only work with the OEM image made up of drivers and other custom crap which were almost impossible to find.

      To add insult to injury, whatever idiot had ordered them got us some new-fangled wide screen monitors. The problem was that while the actual resolution of the monitor was a 4:3 aspect ratio ... the actual pixels were flattened so that in its native resolution the screen drew circles as flattened ovals.

      I 100% agree with you. Because non-standard crap from vendors makes for utter garbage machines.

      I get the feeling that maybe you have no idea what you are doing....

    7. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't recall any monitors like this, but there were a lot of plasma TVs released in a widescreen aspect ratio with 1024x768 resolution. It 'downscaled' from 720P for most content, but as a computer monitor, there were really no good options to make things look 'right'.

    8. Re:Wow ... by Khyber · · Score: 2

      Well, you screwed up. Windows 2003 is based on XP-64. You should've looked for XP-64 drivers and they would have installed just fine.

      And it sounds like you didn't install the proper video adapter drivers or your display had a shitty EDID. Plenty of widescreen monitors support 4:3 resolutions and scale to fit the panel. Have since the early 90s, AFAIA.

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    9. Re:Wow ... by rjmx · · Score: 4, Funny

      > They still get the fewest complaints on NewEgg for much of their stuff for a reason

      The reason being that nobody can keep one of them running long enough to file a complaint?

    10. Re:Wow ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      It was the dumbest monitor I ever saw.

      I'm pretty sure it was a Dell product, it was a slightly non-standard resolution, and didn't have a single resolution it could do which matched the physical aspect ratio. All they did was make a monitor with rectangular pixels.

      We couldn't understand the point behind it.

      Near as I can figure, and some morons in marketing decided to "make teh widescreen for teh movies".

      But it was useless for both graphics and videos, because graphics it couldn't draw a circle, and videos it just flattened the image as well.

      It basically felt like the company got swindled and bought some crappy desktops targeted to home users to pretend like they were all fancy, but were, in fact, utter crap.

      A lot of people spent a lot of time grumbling about it. It was quite pathetic.

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    11. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      XP-64 drivers would have installed fine, had they existed, which they almost certainly didn't. There was barely any interest in 64 bit at the time, and I feel qualified to say that as an early adopter of relatively expensive Athlon 64 technology (Socket 754 fo' life) and completely failing to get a fully-featured PC because I think only Nvidia had XP-64 drivers. No sound, no working printer, etc.

    12. Re:Wow ... by gstoddart · · Score: 2

      Well, you screwed up. Windows 2003 is based on XP-64. You should've looked for XP-64 drivers and they would have installed just fine.

      There's two problems with that:

      1) There sure as hell is a 32-bit version of Windows 2003, and these were definitely 32-bit machines
      2) The drivers simply did not exist. Dell had never made them for Windows 2003

      And it sounds like you didn't install the proper video adapter drivers or your display had a shitty EDID

      Look, you may not believe it, but I don't give a fuck.

      As delivered to us, out of the box from the manufacturer, the monitor in its own settings to list its possible resolutions, as well as the documentation for the monitor simply did not list an actual wide screen resolution. Every single resolution this could do was a 4:3 aspect ratio.

      My guess is this was some shitty marketing ploy when widescreen monitors were first becoming popular with consumers.

      I didn't build the damned thing. As delivered to IT and plunked on our desks, these things were garbage. They were the most nonsensical monitors I've ever seen.

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    13. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      yet another good reason to buy clevo/sager, asus, or msi notebooks because they're all odms and sell their notebook chassis as partially diy as well as complete products.

      their pricing cant be beat either...

    14. Re:Wow ... by Minwee · · Score: 1

      You should've looked for XP-64 drivers and they would have installed just fine.

      That's a funny one.

      He could have found a magic unicorn to help install the drivers too. And perhaps the Easter Bunny could have delivered them, stored on isolinear optical chips too.

      Come to think of it, the Easter Bunny has always been easier to find than XP-64 drivers, so perhaps he should have tried stuffing chocolate eggs into the disk drive.

    15. Re: Wow ... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      If the hardware doesn't work with default Windows or Linux distribution, it's shit. (think clean install).

      Dude, we gave up interfacing everything through BIOS before the 80's were done. I recently installed an Intel NUC for the parental units with CentOS 7 and the WiFi didn't work until I had applied updates and installed the firmware package, and that's completely OK for new hardware. Hard-burned ROM's are extinct.

      You're asking for a world without progress. Between that and Samsung's attitude here, it's no wonder people wind up sucking it up and buying Apple; they win when everybody else fails.

      At least Samsung has their Chromebook line to show them it's not impossible to make a passingly-competent OS.

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    16. Re:Wow ... by mlts · · Score: 2

      I had a laptop like that. It had drivers which were only in the OEM image, and the only way I still had the image was because I used ghost and copied the hard disk stuff somewhere safe.

      I eventually was able to find the real OEM for the USB 2 drivers after looking by PCI ID, but the video card maker refused to give drivers, saying only the OEM had say in that, so I wound up using a third party's drivers that actually could make the video work. Of course, after the laptop's fan bearings went south and sounded like a jet plane taking off, I just yanked the hard drive for an external device and placed the carcass in a drawer, if I ever might have to use it again.

      With Windows post-Vista, drivers should never be an issue. By default, the driver OEM needs to register their software with Windows Update, so on initial install, the machine can go out, fetch the drivers and autoinstall them.

      In any case, it is still wise (assuming this is not an enterprise with a large amount of machines) to either pull the HDD (again, if possible), image it off somewhere safe, or boot the machine to Ghost or CloneZilla and save the HDD image. This way, if there is a driver present, it can be found, and the machine can always be returned to its factory state should the need arise.

    17. Re:Wow ... by mlts · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Windows 2003 had a 64 bit version, but Windows 2003 mainly was 32 bit. If you used the /PAE option on the 32 bit edition, you could get past the 4GB barrier on that OS... but the caceat was only if you had the enterprise or data center editions (which got you to 32 GB or 64 GB respectively.)

      So, I do agree with the parent... the ability to get past 4GB did exist, but required a bunch of flaming hoops to go through.

      As for monitors, I've seen lots of screwy, nonsensical stuff, stuff (such as a glitch on a SCSI card causing the monitor to tint green), so I wouldn't be surprised if this was the case.

    18. Re:Wow ... by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      To add insult to injury, whatever idiot had ordered them got us some new-fangled wide screen monitors. The problem was that while the actual resolution of the monitor was a 4:3 aspect ratio ... the actual pixels were flattened so that in its native resolution the screen drew circles as flattened ovals.

      Heh 1280x1024. Those were the days. Pretty standard at one time though.

    19. Re: Wow ... by Junta · · Score: 1

      It's not about working through BIOS/burned in rom. It's about when manufacturers go to some cheap knock-off that closely enough matches some other component in the market close enough to get the wrong drivers.

      Alternatively, when they use a configuration of some component in a way that requires special drivers (e.g. cramming a part into a thermal situation that's undersized for the component and having particular throttling scenarios to preserve capability and/or comfort).

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    20. Re:Wow ... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      This sounds like incompetence all the way around, and is on-going proof of why I hate OEM laptops. Because they fill them with so much garbage.

      You mean OEM Windows laptops.

    21. Re:Wow ... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      It basically felt like the company got swindled and bought some crappy desktops targeted to home users to pretend like they were all fancy, but were, in fact, utter crap.

      Once you said "Dell", the above statement was utterly redundant.

    22. Re:Wow ... by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I have an Asus laptop that the harddrive crapped out on. I had the displeasure of having to try to find the SATA drivers for the machine, since the generic IDE drivers were just hideous performance wise. The official download site did not have SATA drivers, or even chipset drivers (where storage drivers can often be found). In the end I did find some x64 Vista drivers from the weirdo Korean manufacturer (that was a fun website to navigate), though I still felt the performance wasn't what it had been, despite having put a faster replacement HD in.

      There's some really weird hardware out there, and it can be an absolute nightmare to try to find drivers for it.

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    23. Re:Wow ... by whoever57 · · Score: 1

      Some years ago, at my office, we had a laptop on which the hard drive failed, so I re-installed XP on it. I did not have an OEM image to work from.

      I never did get sound working properly. The manufacturer had drivers on its website for that laptop model, but they were for different hardware. I tracked down drivers from the chipset manufacturer, and I could get sound partially working -- it worked through the built-in speakers, but not through the headphone jack, or the other way round.

      The manufacturer: no surprises here: eMachines.

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    24. Re:Wow ... by MachineShedFred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This one is completely on Samsung.

      There is nothing stopping them from getting WHQL certification of their OEM drivers and submitting them to Microsoft. If their drivers are written properly (with proper hardware identification strings for PCI / USB / ACPI devices) then they will apply before generic drivers, and this isn't even a problem.

      Funny how we don't hear about this from Acer / Dell / HP / Lenovo / etc...

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    25. Re:Wow ... by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      Windows 2003 had a 64 bit version, but Windows 2003 mainly was 32 bit. If you used the /PAE option on the 32 bit edition, you could get past the 4GB barrier on that OS... but the caceat was only if you had the enterprise or data center editions (which got you to 32 GB or 64 GB respectively.)

      The issue P is talking about wasn't getting more than 4GB it was getting exactly 4GB. Windows 32-bit used to lose some memory to addressing which depended on other hardware installed in the machine (not overhead since the memory wasn't in use, just the addresses were assigned to other things like video memory). While /PAE was only documented for enterprise and data center, I remember it working in 2003 Standard to relieve this specific issue (it wouldn't take you past 4GB).

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    26. Re:Wow ... by ndege · · Score: 1

      Once you said "Dell", the above statement was utterly redundant.

      Are you a Troll? Dell business equipment is some of the best equipment for cost (I am speaking of PowerEdge, Precision, and Latitude series). AND, all their drivers are available for download. Dell also publishes their service manuals to the public...so a user can disassemble/repair their own hardware if they are so inclined.

      With that said, I will concede that their consumer stuff can be flaky. I believe that the problems with the consumer stuff is poor quality control.

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    27. Re:Wow ... by alva_edison · · Score: 1

      The fun part for me was always the disk drivers.
      XP 32-bit used the Windows 2000 style disk drivers, whereas XP 64-bit used the Windows 2003 style disk drivers. They were not compatible even putting aside the 32-bit/64-bit difference.

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    28. Re:Wow ... by trabby · · Score: 1

      Ah navigating sites in a language you don't understand in order to get hardware working or driver updates when the manufacturer is plain useless.

      Yep been there and done that at least once...

      Notes:
      Google translate is only helpful *sometimes*
      Hovering over buttons that are images is helpful as the site code is often in english

    29. Re: Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me know how that apple server works out for ya

    30. Re:Wow ... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      With that said, I will concede that their consumer stuff can be flaky. I believe that the problems with the consumer stuff is poor quality control.

      Yeah, I think the article pretty much was talking about consumer-grade stuff.

      So why do you think Dell believes that "consumers" are ok to throw under the QA-bus? Could it be that race-to-the-bottom that defines Windows "consumer-grade" hardware is actually a pretty heartless, greedy business-model.

    31. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the hardware is newer than the OS, there is no guarantee that default drivers will work. Or at least not work optimally. Imagine a non-technical person getting a driver update that reverts them to the generic video driver that does no more than 1024x640 with no acceleration, does not have working USB nor working wifi. They're not going to know how to make their computer work right again. Technically it boots and sort of works with generic windows drivers, but it's not usable. Samsung is betting users will be happier with a fully functional computer that may get malware than a non-usable machine with the latest patches.

    32. Re:Wow ... by Bengie · · Score: 1

      You also need PAE aware drivers, which was an implementation detail since drivers were not marked as PAE. Pretty much only server grade hardware had PAE drivers, even then you had to ask the manufacturer or they had to advertise it somewhere. Otherwise enjoy random memory corruption and bluescreens for seemingly no reason.

    33. Re:Wow ... by threephaseboy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about that particular device, but many cheap 16:9 plasma TVs are 1024x768 for some reason. Ref

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    34. Re:Wow ... by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I know someone who has that monitor and likes it, because it makes text wider and thus easier to read.

    35. Re:Wow ... by Jerry+Atrick · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile... the truth is Microsoft are fscking useless at policing Update. If I don't block the specific updates it will quite happily update my DVBT card drivers to ones that at best don't work but usually cause a kernel crash. Same with the WiFi stick I used to use to work in the garden, except that always crashes Win8.

      Microsoft can't be bothered testing hardware drivers in their system, blocking it begins to sound less stupid. The correct thing would be leaning hard on MS to cleanup the update repository but no-one (governments included) has enough influence to do that. Samsung probably didn't even try.

    36. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1280x1024 is 5:4.

    37. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking the same thing. I got an XP-64 copy through school. Completely useless. If it didn't ship with a default driver to run a particular piece of hardware, the driver didn't exist. Think I ran it for all of a week before I got frustrated about not being able to find drivers and switching back to XP-32.

    38. Re:Wow ... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      And this boys and girls is why I build my own rigs. Every processor and RAM sim lovingly selected from the newegg buffet. No shitty components or lackadaisical hardware from unknown vendors. Just everything I select is from known vendors with reliable parts.

      Even the OS is from a OEM disk. No bloatware/crapware/or shitware.

      So if you game on it or just smoke it, nothing beats hand rolled, at home with love.

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    39. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /PAE worked on XP too. (As of SP2 if I remember correctly.)
      And Windows 2003 will happily work with XP drivers.

      Original poster got the facts a bit mangled...

    40. Re:Wow ... by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      I kind of got that feeling too. I installed a Server 2003 on a number of systems. I had to smack it around a little and in some cases get creative with some drivers once that was done it worked well.

      One of the more interesting was installing it on a Dell business laptop. I couldn't find dedicated drivers for xp-64 for this system. I noticed the laptop used the same network chips as the servers we used. I downloaded that driver package, installed it, and it worked.

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    41. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not hearing != not happening.

      I have seen several instances of Windows update applying video driver updates on Dell computers that would cause the PC to blue screen.The only solution was to uninstall the update or reinstall the oem driver, which was older than the windows update by several months.

    42. Re:Wow ... by Bugler412 · · Score: 1

      the only thing stopping them from getting WHQL on their drivers is $$$ for the process combined with the fact that their crapware drivers wouldn't pass WHQL

    43. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that make the text shorter, and harder to read?

    44. Re:Wow ... by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Currently running an ASUS ROG laptop with a clean copy of Windows 10, no manually installed drivers or SW, just to see if there are issues or not. The last build broke the keyboard backlight, two builds back broke the hard buttons on the trackpad. Other than that no issues so far. I don't know whether to consider that good or bad to be honest.

    45. Re:Wow ... by barbariccow · · Score: 1

      It's Windows. With 30 (public) 0-day vulnerabilities every day, why even try to protect? Just go with what works!

    46. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a Panasonic plasma TV, a Sony Receiver, Apple Airport Extreme router and a Samsung Bluray PLayer. Guess which one crashes occasionally and needs a full unplug and reboot when it does. The Blueray player.

      On paper it SHOULD be brilliant - samsung smart apps, 2 channel receiver/decoder 1 TB HDD, but the UI is just awful, infact I'm glad I can run other apps like PLEX instead on it becasue the main software and menus on the thing itself are garbage.
      EG - recorded TV show, luckily can be slelected as a series record from the channel guide, but then you go to play it back - smart hub, menu includes Videos and Media menu entires along with disk - having to remmeber it Videos, not Media (thats for plug in sticks) and select the show you want, hard to easily distinguish between new recordings and wached ones. Once watched, you thinkt it would be a no-brainer to let you delete it there and then, but now, you have to venture down to a whole other fresh world of UI hell to select the shows you don't want and delete. I really think incompetence at this level has to actually be designed in.

      Doesn't really surprise me that dumb decisions like this update crap get made by this company, I'm not likely to recommend any Samsung device that requires their software.

    47. Re:Wow ... by aquabat · · Score: 1

      Hey, Moo yourself; gentoo had the drivers you were looking for back then.

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    48. Re: Wow ... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      You're asking for a world without progress. Between that and Samsung's attitude here, it's no wonder people wind up sucking it up and buying Apple; they win when everybody else fails.

      And yet, even in the Windows-world, there is absolutely no excuse why an OEM the size of Samsung (or equivalent) cannot manage to wrangle drivers like Apple does.

      And I don't want to hear "Oh, there's so many more hardware choices, no one can keep up." First off, that may be somewhat true-er on Desktops; but where Laptops are concerned, the hardware is usually pretty stable within a particular model; and second, a good portion of the "hardware choices" on even Desktop OEM hardware has to do not with "diversity" or "choice", but rather which vendor is selling for a half-penny-less this week; and third, even though Macs generally have a somewhat-less huge catalog of chipset and peripheral combinations, it's not anything like the zero differences that those who promote the "But Windows has to handle SOOOOO many different configurations" argument would have you believe, especially when you consider that any given version of OS X has to be able to install across a pretty large range of Mac hardware, and the differences, even in that restricted group, add up pretty fast.

      So, it really does often come down to the fact that Windows OEMs are, by and large, simply lazy-ass scumbags, who's race-to-the-bottom dominates every aspect of their product design, manufacturing, and customer disservice.

      You're right: It's no wonder people get tired of it and switch to Macs.

    49. Re:Wow ... by aquabat · · Score: 1

      1280x1024 is 5:4.

      Yup, that was his point; there used to be non-4x3 pixels (back in the CRT days). I wonder if anyone ever made a native LCD in that resolution.

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    50. Re:Wow ... by macs4all · · Score: 2

      the only thing stopping them from getting WHQL on their drivers is the fact that their crapware drivers wouldn't pass WHQL

      There, FTFY.

    51. Re: Wow ... by lgw · · Score: 2

      It's about when manufacturers go to some cheap knock-off that closely enough matches some other component in the market close enough to get the wrong drivers.

      And this doesn't happen by accident. Every component self-identifies in some way during POST, or during Windows plug-and-play scan. Driver INF files list the ID strings to match against. Building a knock-off that identifies itself as the "real" product to avoid driver certification is an old trick, but at least it's understandable why someone would do it. Deliberately building a component that identifies as an existing product, but needs your own drivers? The mind boggles.

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    52. Re:Wow ... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Well, you screwed up. Windows 2003 is based on XP-64. You should've looked for XP-64 drivers and they would have installed just fine.

      There's two problems with that:

      1) There sure as hell is a 32-bit version of Windows 2003, and these were definitely 32-bit machines
      2) The drivers simply did not exist. Dell had never made them for Windows 2003

      Not only is there a 32 bit version of Server 2003, but XP-64 is actually Server 2003-64. XP64 is (/ was) maintained at the service pack level of 2k3, and 2k3-64 is probably more popular than XP64 which very much was a niche OS.

      In any case, XP-32 bit drivers (if you can get them) should work in server 2003 given that Server 2003 is newer than XP. To get Intel i815 video chipsets working in Windows 7, and other antique hardware in a PIII I've had to grab drivers from Windows 2000.

      In your case I've seen ways of extracting drivers from a running installation to get it to work on a new install. In my experience the bare minimum is: Storage drivers (if it can't run in IDE compatibility mode, it won't boot), and network drivers (to get online to Windows update. You may be able to use a USB NIC if you have drivers)

    53. Re:Wow ... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      You don't have restore discs from the original build?

    54. Re:Wow ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      You should've looked for XP-64 drivers

      Why not give him some more productive advice like go looking for unicorns instead.

      XP-64 had poor drivers support for common off the shelf hardware. Good luck finding anything OEM.

    55. Re: Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you buy cheap test and measurement gear, you'll run into that eventually. Sometimes your budget and needs don't call for the real thing.

    56. Re:Wow ... by TimothyDavis · · Score: 2

      There is nothing stopping them from getting WHQL certification of their OEM drivers and submitting them to Microsoft. If their drivers are written properly (with proper hardware identification strings for PCI / USB / ACPI devices) then they will apply before generic drivers, and this isn't even a problem.

      PCI is the only bus type you listed that includes OEM information embedded in the device identifier (using the subsystem VendorID). USB doesn't, and for the most part, neither does ACPI.

      Additionally, OEMs don't typically certify device drivers through WHQL. It is usually the IHV that certifies the component/driver, and the OEM certifies the system consisting of components from different IHVs.

    57. Re:Wow ... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "XP-64 had poor drivers support for common off the shelf hardware"

      Bullshit, because XP-64 supported 2K3 drivers, which had plenty of driver support for COTS hardware.

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    58. Re:Wow ... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Horseshit. Both of those systems were widely considered the systems vendors skipped when writing drivers. I gave both a go on various machines during their era and ultimately always ended up dropping back to the 32bit versions due to lack of driver support for something or other. Sometimes it was peripherals (A Microsoft Lifecam didn't have 64bit drivers for a Microsoft operating system, that should give you a good indication of the level of vendor support), sometimes it was something is critical as the motherboard chipset (no USB drivers in one case a full 2 years after XP-64 came out).

    59. Re:Wow ... by virx · · Score: 1

      Have you never seen 17" and 19" non-widescreen LCD's?

    60. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OEM information like what? USB has the Vendor ID and Device ID, that's enough to load the correct driver.

    61. Re:Wow ... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      It's nasty. Low-end consumer stuff is frequently cost-driven. PCs are a commodity nowadays, and if one manufacturer starts cutting corners on the low-end consumer products, every other one is going to be under considerable pressure to do the same.

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    62. Re:Wow ... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I haven't seen a consumer-grade computer come with install disks for a long time (I believe Macs do, but it's a long time since I bought a Mac). With my last laptop, I was given the option to make restore disks when I first turned my laptop on. It was something of a bother, but I did it anyway. I haven't seen the option pop up since. I never tested the restore disks either, and if one of the three is unreadable for some reason I'm probably SOL.

      Bear in mind that, for most computer users, options they have to dig to find are effectively not there. They're not going to interrupt setting up their shiny new computer to dig up writable DVDs and wait to make the restore disks.

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    63. Re:Wow ... by macs4all · · Score: 1

      It's nasty. Low-end consumer stuff is frequently cost-driven. PCs are a commodity nowadays, and if one manufacturer starts cutting corners on the low-end consumer products, every other one is going to be under considerable pressure to do the same.

      You mean so-called "Wintel" PCs, right?

      I guess that's why more and more consumers are being driven to Apple PCs, even those who only intend to run Linux or Windows on it.

    64. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so I guess USB Vendor ID and Product ID don't exist now. And neither do ACPI IDs like LEN for Lenovo...

      FYI you're wrong.

    65. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A similar experience on the Packard Bell IMedias from me. These were cheap-as-fuck Celeron based boxes and competed heavily for the same market as e-machines beige boxes back in the day. Had a few of 'em in from people I knew for Windows reinstalls.

      It's a few years now, but if I remember rightly:

      * The driver from the Packard-Bell website just wouldn't install at all.
      * The mainboard was a Gigabyte with custom BIOS (branding and shit like that) - meaning the driver from the Gigabyte site wouldn't install.
      * The sound chip was one of those c-media pos chips. The oem driver wouldn't install - think this was hardware ID related.

      Ended up having to flash the mainboard of these with the original Gigabyte firmware to get audio out of these fuckers. What a fucking carry-on.

    66. Re:Wow ... by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      OEM information like what? USB has the Vendor ID and Device ID, that's enough to load the correct driver.

      USB VID and PID is typically the IHV Vendor and DeviceID information, and is rarely changed when integrated into an OEM system. I understand that the OEM can update these values, but most often they don't.

    67. Re:Wow ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only idiots still shop at NewEgg. You can always get better prices for the same or better equipment on Amazon.

    68. Re:Wow ... by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      Bear in mind that, for most computer users, options they have to dig to find are effectively not there. They're not going to interrupt setting up their shiny new computer to dig up writable DVDs and wait to make the restore disks.

      I agree with you, and I don't agree with the process of NOT including restore discs, however someone on a tech site should know that they need to be made.

    69. Re: Wow ... by aquabat · · Score: 1

      I've seen tons of 17" and 19" 4x3 LCDs, as has probably everyone else here older than the age of 14, but I couldn't tell from a distance what the native resolution was, or whether the pixels were square or not. That's the kind of thing I'd check with a test image or a magnifying glass, to verify published specs. I also don't think I've ever personally seen a physically 5x4 LCD (or CRT, for that matter), which a 1280x1024 resolution would require, in order to have square pixels.

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    70. Re: Wow ... by virx · · Score: 1

      I have never seen 17" and 19" 4x3 LCD's. All the non-widescreen ones I have ever seen have been 5x4 with 1280x1024 resolution (and it is actually 5x4 screen). I have currently LG L1953S on my table for example. Weird thing is, that the LG homepage claims, that it is "4:3" - but actual screen has 5x4 proportions (about 37.6x30.2 cm for actual screen area). And native resolution is 1280x1024. So it seems, that manufacturers are for some reason incorrectly using 4x3 instead of 5x4 in their documentation.

    71. Re: Wow ... by aquabat · · Score: 1

      That's actually pretty cool. I always just assumed they were physically 4x3. Lesson learned, I guess.

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  4. If true then Samsung is dead to me by sjbe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If true then I guess I won't be buying any Samsung computers anytime soon. A company that stupid simply isn't worth doing business with. Add this to the Samsung TVs that listen to your living room and the bloatware on their Android devices and I pretty much can't see any reason to buy from Samsung these days.

    1. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pretty much can't see any reason to buy from Samsung these days.

      Other than that aside the oddities you mentioned, their gear is usually extremely good?

    2. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by sholden · · Score: 0

      How is something doing "voice recognition" in your living room having to "listen to your living room" a surprise, exactly?

    3. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by DontBlameCanada · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its an issue because Samsung's voice recognition wasn't done on the TV. They shipped the captured audio to servers in their back office, unencrypted iirc. So your intimate small-talk with your partner is recorded live and sent out to some nameless destination free for all to listen to. I don't know about you, but I consider that an incredible invasion of privacy.

    4. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya, no, that never happened. You are dumb and should die

      http://it.slashdot.org/story/15/02/19/0120228/samsung-smart-tvs-dont-encrypt-the-voice-data-they-collect

    5. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by NatasRevol · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ya, it did, at least the unencrypted part.

      http://www.theguardian.com/tec...

      Ya, it did, at least the recording private conversations part.

      http://www.cnet.com/news/samsu...

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    6. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It sort of had to, voice recognition isn't there yet without a huge multi-terabyte dataset. Google's was trained by GOOG-411 initially. Samsung probably outsources, so it probably goes out beyond Samsung.

    7. Re:If true then Samsung is dead to me by maharvey · · Score: 1

      Die? Really? You're a real piece of work. Either that or you're twelve.

  5. This is why Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Needs to continue building the Surface Pro and expanding the line. Half of the problem with Windows is really OEMs and their crappy drivers, bloatware, and garbage like this.

    1. Re:This is why Microsoft by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      The other half of the problem is Windows with its crappy drivers, bloatware and backwards compatible garbage.

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    2. Re:This is why Microsoft by mlts · · Score: 4, Informative

      Look at the Vista fiasco. OEMs had to be dragged, kicking and screaming, to the privilege model (which has been in the UNIX world for decades, and was in the Mac world for at least five years) where they don't have all their stuff run with admin rights. Then, when MS added some fundamental security features like ASLR, forcing drivers to be rewritten, OEMs shipped alpha-quality code, then blamed the crashes on MS.

    3. Re:This is why Microsoft by Bengie · · Score: 1

      Neither Linux nor FreeBSD were willing to enable ASLR by default and other similar technologies because they broke so much code. OpenBSD came along and did it, took it on the chin, and everyone benefited.

    4. Re:This is why Microsoft by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Back in those days, I wouldn't dream of normally running as root under Linux, and neither Ubuntu nor Mac OSX wanted anybody to use an actual root, preferring sudo. My wife had a Windows setup at work, and had to fight IT to get a non-admin account on one of her machines so she could actually test the software she was maintaining under realistic conditions.

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    5. Re:This is why Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course MS is to blame, an OS should not crash if a driver is doing something which is not allowed by the OS.

  6. Unfortunately, they're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I allow Windows Update to "update" the driver for my Bluetooth stick, it doesn't work any longer.

    1. Re:Unfortunately, they're right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I was wondering where the "Windows Update cripples Windows" story got buried.

    2. Re:Unfortunately, they're right by neilo_1701D · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If I allow Windows Update to "update" the driver for my Bluetooth stick, it doesn't work any longer.

      I've seen that problem before on a Bluetooth stick. The real issue was that I had purchased some Chinese ripoff clone of another product (I didn't know at the time that's what I was doing. We learn.); and the original company had released updated drivers to Microsoft. These new drivers worked just fine with the oem product, but something in the ripoff product didn't work with the new drivers, and the stick stopped working. I had to back the drivers out, re-install the original drivers and mark that particular update as "do not install".

      I've no idea if the original company (who had their gear ripped off) spiked the driver deliberately or simple broke it by accident.

    3. Re:Unfortunately, they're right by Junta · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well there's certainly a prominent example of a company taking explicit aim to *break* knock-off devices in a driver update:
      http://arstechnica.com/informa...

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    4. Re:Unfortunately, they're right by prefect42 · · Score: 2

      It happened to me with genuine products. Logitech keyboard/mouse that had a bluetooth receiver. Windows 7 decided it should have a new shiny bluetooth 3 driver installed for it which didn't work, which lost you access to the keyboard and mouse. Downgrade and pin, as you say, or disable the bluetooth entirely and have it act just as a keyboard/mouse.

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  7. /dev/exynos-mem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Samsung has a depressingly long history of compromising security through stupid, last-minute hacks.

  8. Hardware or driver's issues? by sinij · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is ugly situation, but I am curious if this is caused by non-compliant hardware or driver's issue?

    1. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by jones_supa · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I can think of two solutions on how to solve this problem.

      1) Pin the installed OEM drivers, so that Windows understands that no other drivers should be installed for these device IDs.

      or

      2) In the PCI device ID, add extra information that this device is a special Samsung variant, and then Windows knows that the generic driver for that device is not compatible.

      I'm not sure if these solutions are possible, if someone knows more then please let me know.

    2. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by Khyber · · Score: 2

      You're missing the third option.

      3. Tell Microsoft to quit forcing THEIR drivers on hardware. Trying to get IGPs to install is a pain in the ass. Default WDDM drivers for Vista/7 on an Intel 945GM IGP do not provide OpenGL support, and would not let me instal the actual Intel drivers w/OpenGL support citing "Microsoft's drivers are newer."

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    3. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fourth option.

        4. Tell users to not accept the suggested list of updates and to manually deselect the upgrade for the 'offending' hardware drivers.

    4. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I also noticed that 945GM drivers from Windows Update do not seem to have OpenGL support. :) Although it would still be just OpenGL 1.4 with some extensions.

    5. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      I can think of two solutions on how to solve this problem.

      1) Pin the installed OEM drivers, so that Windows understands that no other drivers should be installed for these device IDs.

      or

      2) In the PCI device ID, add extra information that this device is a special Samsung variant, and then Windows knows that the generic driver for that device is not compatible.

      I'm not sure if these solutions are possible, if someone knows more then please let me know.

      So IOW, do what Samsung should have done at the OEM level, right?

    6. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by macs4all · · Score: 0

      Fifth option.

      Get a Mac, and say goodbye to crapware, crap hardware, and just crap in general.

    7. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Yes, that was what I meant.

    8. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      And most users would also say goodbye to their software. You get crap in the Apple world, too, but I guess some people just don't want to admit it...

    9. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      That's because Intel didn't provide the correct drivers to Microsoft. Microsoft's drivers are usually the bare-minimum, and it's up to the actual hardware creators to provide their drivers. Blaming the owner of the channel not being used correctly of others doesn't exactly sound sane...

    10. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      And most users would also say goodbye to their software. You get crap in the Apple world, too, but I guess some people just don't want to admit it...

      Actually, I would no longer say "most". I would definitely say "some"; but the gap narrows with each passing year.

    11. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by angryargus · · Score: 1

      Option #2 does exist--it's called a subvendor ID and is part of the baseline spec for PCI (ie it's not an optional extension). To prevent the generic driver Samsung would need to provide a driver that matches the PCI device and subvendor IDs and Windows will opt to use this driver over the generic OS driver since it's a closer match for the device's IDs. Windows doesn't have a good model for blacklisting device IDs for use with generic drivers--the cases I can think of is where MSFT was aware of broken hardware prior to an OS release (and either blacklists in the inf file or puts a workaround in the generic driver).

      With USB&USB2 the drivers were shipped earlier (in terms of common availability of driver vs hardware) compared to USB3 so right or wrong the hardware was designed/implemented to work with the Windows OS driver. MSFT was much more tardy on USB3 so vendors had to create & ship their own drivers and later could play with MSFT's driver. Having said that MSFT's driver has been out for awhile now so I don't know what is Samsung's excuse if this is newish hardware (rather than a new discovery of a hack being used on older hardware).

    12. Re:Hardware or driver's issues? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Actually, OpenGL 1.5 with some bare-ass support for OpenGLES, as shown in Zandronum or Quake 3 console on loading.

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  9. Uhhhh by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Uhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may not help, since this probably requires the devices in question to have unique PCI or USB IDs. I suspect that they are using some standard hardware in a non-standard way, or that they have fucked up the ACPI-tables for a standard device and need to work around that in their "proprietary" driver.

    2. Re:Uhhhh by Khyber · · Score: 0

      "Sign in to the dashboard with your Microsoft account,"

      No, go fuck yourself. Give me control over my updates/drivers inside the OS and don't make me sign up for your fucking spam in order to have a WORKING operating system.

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    3. Re:Uhhhh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try again. That page is for *vendors* to submit drivers for distribution via WU. That's why the text of the page starts with "After you have completed a driver submission".

    4. Re:Uhhhh by H0p313ss · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Sign in to the dashboard with your Microsoft account,"

      No, go fuck yourself. Give me control over my updates/drivers inside the OS and don't make me sign up for your fucking spam in order to have a WORKING operating system.

      The linked page was for hardware developers to submit their drivers to Microsoft so that they can be included in updates.

      But I'm sure you realized that...

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    5. Re:Uhhhh by dave420 · · Score: 2

      Once again you are so convinced you are right you launch into a tirade, inadvertently showing everyone you get easily confused and are not as informed as you assume you are. Oops.

    6. Re:Uhhhh by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

      Apologies, I forgot MSDN requires you to sign into your Microsoft account to view their documentation. It's kinda dumb.

    7. Re:Uhhhh by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      "Sign in to the dashboard with your Microsoft account,"

      No, go fuck yourself. Give me control over my updates/drivers inside the OS and don't make me sign up for your fucking spam in order to have a WORKING operating system.

      Wow, you need to calm down kid.

      That is not a site for consumer.... you know what, if you didn't get it the first time, I'm not sure I'll be able to explain it any more simply.

    8. Re:Uhhhh by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I know it's for developers.

      Microsoft still needs to go fuck themselves. They provide drivers that fuck people over on hardware usability. Making hardware manufacturers to jump through all this shit to get some shit logo is completely fucking stupid, and leads to shit like this happening.

      But you seem too eager to leap to try to correct someone to even fully think about what was said and what it implies.

      So you go fuck yourself, too.

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  10. Which OEM has the best track record on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?! If this is a dealbreaker issue for someone, which OEM should I recommend if people are looking to buy new laptops?

    1. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by halivar · · Score: 1, Funny

      Well, I could tell you, but I don't think you'll like the answer... *hands over robes, a candle, and a copy of "Jobs"*

    2. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP is pretty good. They ship crapware with their consumer laptops, but do not typically pull insane shit.

    3. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's certainly not helpful if you want to run Windows, since the windows drivers are buried in this bootcamp nonsense. Could anyone please point me to a separate download location for drivers for e.g. the camera in a polycarbonate 24" iMac?

    4. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HP should only be considered if you're looking for a printer.

    5. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by neminem · · Score: 1

      I agree, the HP machine I had years back was decent. Their tech support, on the other hand, is hilariously incompetent to the point of negligence, by which I mean, something broke under warranty, I called them, they insisted not only that I didn't have a warranty, but that the machine (which I purchased directly from them not a year earlier) didn't exist and never had. Took hours on calls (mostly on hold) to get them to admit otherwise. Never buying an HP consumer machine ever again. (And the machine wasn't even amazing, just decent, given as mentioned, something broke and required repair about a year in, and it finally died permanently after about 4 years. My new machine, an MSI, is going strong almost 5 years after purchase; the only thing I've had to replace was a keyboard, which was a 10 buck self-install.)

    6. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by macs4all · · Score: 0

      Seriously?! If this is a dealbreaker issue for someone, which OEM should I recommend if people are looking to buy new laptops?

      Simple.

      Apple.

    7. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by mlts · · Score: 1

      Clevo comes to mind. They are a Taiwan based company, and have produced some very good hardware in the past.

      They have a wide range of products to choose from. If you want a Xeon based laptop with three hard disks in a RAID 0/1/5 configuration, they have a model for that, although the battery with something like that is more of a UPS function (lasts ~30 minutes) than something you would use without having it plugged in. If you want an ultralight model, they also have those, and a lot in between.

    8. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by macs4all · · Score: 1

      That's certainly not helpful if you want to run Windows, since the windows drivers are buried in this bootcamp nonsense. Could anyone please point me to a separate download location for drivers for e.g. the camera in a polycarbonate 24" iMac?

      You can likely use the Freeware (oops, now it's $20, but still worth it!), Pacifist, to extract the iSight Driver from the Bootcamp 1.2 or greater .pkg file (assuming you want Vista or later Windows-Support). It should be the same camera as all of the Polycarbonate iMacs, and in fact, all iMacs up to and including the Late 2009 model.

    9. Re:Which OEM has the best track record on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Business class Dell or Alienware. They are the best out there.

  11. Not exactly like Superfish by Sun · · Score: 2

    This is not malicious. It is stupid and ignorant, but not malicious.

    This reminds me of when someone got Verisign to issue a signed certificate saying "microsoft.com". Clearly Verisign, and not MS's, fault.

    It turned out Microsoft could not issue a revocation, because Internet explorer does not check CRLs. MS's fault, right? Wrong. They were not testing CRLs because verisign would not bring up the web server that issues them, causing each and every SSL connection to time out. MS preferred, reasonably IMHO, to be insecure over not working.

    Shachar

    1. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is malicious.. What is in the super-secret samsung USB drivers that they don't want replaced?

      It's standard hardware for the rest of the world, with standard drivers.

    2. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this is like someone opening an SMB share for C:\ with write access for guest users so they can transfer a file. Stupid, but not malicious.

    3. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you think Samsung doesn't understand the potential consequences of their actions? I think it is you who is stupid and ignorant... or maybe even a paid shill but whatever you are you're living confirmation of why I can't take the word of the average Slashdotter seriously anymore.

    4. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by idontgno · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is not malicious. It is stupid and ignorant, but not malicious.

      Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.

      --Clark's corollary to Hanlon's Razor after Clarke's 3rd Law

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    5. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by jones_supa · · Score: 2

      This is not malicious. It is stupid and ignorant, but not malicious.

      This is like selling a house without fuses in the electric circuits. Everything works, but is dangerous to use.

    6. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Sun · · Score: 1

      Wow! That's probably the lamest troll I've seen in ages.

      Was I supposed to get mad over this? Man (woman?), you should really step up your act.

      Shachar

    7. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Sun · · Score: 1

      You have to follow the money.

      User doesn't update. User gets hacked. How much did user cost Samsung? Nothing.

      Use updates. Drivers stop working. User calls Samsung tech-sup. Possibly, user gets told to restore machine, costing user all of their data. User posts bad reviews.

      The economy of the matter is that sometimes the drivers mismatch (I'm not sure why this happens) or otherwise fail to work properly. Samsung has very little influence over what drivers get pushed through the update mechanism. When the drivers don't work, it costs Samsung money.

      When I worked at Check Point, someone there used to joke that Check Point is in the connectivity business. People know you cannot connect to the Internet without a firewall.....

      The truth of the matter is that there is no trade-off between security and usability. An unusable security device will get turned off by the user, resulting in less security. Usability is as important a driver to security as avoiding buffer overruns. Obviously, at least as far as Samsung is concerned, MS isn't doing a good enough job on that front.

      Shachar

    8. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      It is exactly the same. Someone wants to do something stupid and doesn't realize it criples security.

    9. Re:Not exactly like Superfish by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Security failures may result in decreased performance through CPU, storage, and network utilization. It may result in loss of access through crashes or account lockouts. It can result in the release of private information, whether passwords, PKI keys, financial data, or love letters. With the loss of passwords and PKI keys, the ability to guarantee someone is who he claims may be lost.

      With those examples, you have loss of availability, confidentiality, and integrity, all affecting usability. Security vs. usability isn't a see-saw. It's a much more complex graph. An unusable security implementation may get scrapped, but that doesn't mean that usability is automatically improved.

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  12. cool by rossdee · · Score: 2

    Disabling windows update - at least automatically - is a good idea.

    It kept installing that reminder about Windows 10 coming soon.

    I don't want Windows 10 - I hear it disables some critical software (Solitaire)

  13. Wait... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Samsung makes computers?

    Thought they just made phones and TV's and other gadgets. News to me, for sure.

    1. Re: Wait... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They make everything. Including giant cargo ships used to freight all their wares.

  14. I've lost track of how many times I've been burned by msobkow · · Score: 5, Informative

    I've lost track of how many times I've been burned by a driver update from Microsoft that turned out to be incompatible with my hardware, likely because Windows Update misidentified my hardware as compatible with the driver. I no longer install any drivers through Windows Update, but instead go to the vendors sites and get them straight from the source.

    Fortunately, the drivers are always optional updates, so you can just flag them as hidden and ignore them.

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  15. To be fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I've had bad days when Windows decided it knew better about video drivers than a popular GPU vendor, and I ended up in a BSOD loop. I had to go into safe mode and roll back updates before I could get the thing to cooperate.

  16. ALL the hardware no laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you enable Windows updates, it will install the Default Drivers for all the hardware no laptop which may or may not work.

    I accidentally all the hardware no laptop.
     

    1. Re:ALL the hardware no laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all the hardware no laptop

      Can someone please tell me what this means? I cannot parse this phrase.

    2. Re:ALL the hardware no laptop? by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      all the hardware no laptop

      Can someone please tell me what this means? I cannot parse this phrase.

      Probably a typo, and should read "all the hardware on my laptop"?

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    3. Re:ALL the hardware no laptop? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      You're not alone, I have no idea what it's supposed to mean either.

    4. Re:ALL the hardware no laptop? by temcat · · Score: 1

      It's this meme: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/...

      I don't think it really applies here though.

    5. Re:ALL the hardware no laptop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably a typo, and should read "all the hardware on my laptop"?

      That still doesn't work in the original sentence. Maybe there's a missing comma, too?

  17. terrible OS by globaljustin · · Score: 0, Troll

    But Microsoft is the one who dictates what technology Samsung must play nice with...

    The difficulty is first with Microsoft, and Samsung's 'fix' wouldn't be necessary without it.

    This isn't the first time an OEM has compromised the security of its users.

    Blame has to go to Microsoft *first*...it's illogical to blame the cart for something the horse chose to do.

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    1. Re:terrible OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Microsoft has quite nice support services to help OEMs to make their computers work as nicely as possible with Windows. Samsung just didn't bother to have proper communication with Microsoft to get this worked out smoothly.

    2. Re:terrible OS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure Microsoft has quite nice support services to help OEMs to make their computers work as nicely as possible with Windows. Samsung just didn't bother to have proper communication with Microsoft to get this worked out smoothly.

      You do know that sarcasm tends to be invisible on the internet, right? Many readers will assume that you're being serious here.

  18. Re: well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^ do not feed

  19. Re:well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    You know, or you could save your work instead of just leaving it open forever and hoping the computer doesn't shut down or restart for some reason.

  20. Just like I turn off Windows updates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... as soon as I finish installing my pirated copy of Windows.

  21. Re:I've lost track of how many times I've been bur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That problem pretty much died with Windows XP. I can't remember the last time I saw anything like that and I install and update Windows on a very diverse set of hardware all the time (read: I work for an MSP.)

  22. Windows XP SP2 baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I still run Windows XP SP2 on most of my systems, no other updates... If it's not a remote exploit bug it's not an issue for me(not using IE6 etc). Ditto with my one newer Windows install(8.1 w/bing) first thing I did was disable Windows Updates,(and metro, defender, and lots of other filler).. IMO the real security risk is programs/utils that can dl and self-update/execute remote code.

    Once a year or two I run/install anti-virus and am always clear... Man are systems more 'peppy' without all the added checks/file filters etc.

  23. Re:well done. by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm trying to calculate just how much Kool-Aid you have to drink until "the OS decided to reboot all on its own" becomes acceptable behavior.

  24. Re:I've lost track of how many times I've been bur by Gaygirlie · · Score: 1

    I've lost track of how many times I've been burned by a driver update from Microsoft that turned out to be incompatible with my hardware

    That's odd. The last time I had such troubles was around Windows XP and I fiddle with a lot of different computers and setups.

  25. Fine, as long as they assume the risk by davidwr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It would've been far simpler and less controversial for Samsung to just turn off the Windows 8/10 equivalent of Windows 7's "[right click on your computer's icon]->Device Installation settings->Do you want Windows to download driver software and realistic icons for your devices" option in the "Devices and Drivers" control panel and provide their own "driver update" program. I don't have a Samsung, for all I know, they may already have a "driver update" program. I know at least 2 major Windows-PC vendors do have their own "update" programs that include alerting users when their drivers are out of date, and it wouldn't surprise me if Samsung was doing the same.

    Given what Samsung is doing, if Samsung provides its own "Samsung Update" that (by default) automatically takes all critical Microsoft Updates and which at least gives the user the option of taking vetted non-critical updates (or even better all Windows updates EXCEPT conflicting driver updates) AND keeps this running as long as Microsoft continues to allow access to its "Windows Update" functionality (which is presumably longer than the "10 years" it promises to keep fixing security holes) then I can see this being "not all that dangerous." However, if they do this they need to make it VERY clear to the buyer that Samsung, not Microsoft, is taking responsibility for keeping the operating system up to date.

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  26. Re:I've lost track of how many times I've been bur by asimons04 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Unfortunately, not all driver updates fall under the optional updates. I agree that most are, but I had a client come to me saying his wireless driver was "missing". It was installed, but non-functional. Oddly, it didn't show a "failed to start" yellow triangle or any other anomalies in the device manager. I rolled back the driver and checked Windows Update to find an "Intel Centrino Wireless-N" critical update. It kept installing automatically until I hid the update. It is rare that this happens, but does from time-to-time.

  27. Prima facie evidence of bad hardware by sjbe · · Score: 1

    And to think, their hardware is still better than most out there.

    If there hardware requires weird non-standard drivers and disabling updates to work then it is by definition crap hardware. Maybe the hardware is fine and they are incompetent at software but that is not the most likely explanation. There would be no reason to disable Windows Update if the hardware worked as expected.

    They still get the fewest complaints on NewEgg for much of their stuff for a reason.

    Popularity and an alleged low number of complaints on NewEgg hardly constitutes proof of quality. If we are going by anecdotes the few pieces of Samsung hardware I've owned have been pretty much crap. Does that mean all Samsung products are junk? Of course not. But when I hear about them doing something so obviously stupid as disabling the standard OS update because it doesn't work with their hardware then I regard that as prima-facie evidence that their products are crap.

    1. Re:Prima facie evidence of bad hardware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Samsung is a mixed bag. They are a big company, so I'm sure that being top dog in one area doesn't mean excellence in another.

      They do get better. I remember reading about issues with their SSDs, until the latest generation of drives, which seem to be rock steady when it comes to reliability.

      All and all, I wish PC makers would have a read-only SSD volume (which access can be turned on/off in BIOS setup) that is an image of whatever edition of Windows shipped with the machine, with the default drivers included (but no crapware by default). This would be a basic install to get the box running if worse comes to worst. That way, since Vista and newer boot media support some recovery tools, it would be possible to save files off, zero out the drive (or TRIM the SSD), and reinstall from scratch.

  28. My Samsung Laptop by MPAB · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I bought a Samsung laptop. i5, 6gb ram, Hybrid NVIDIA and Intel graphics, 750gb HDD, DVD burner. It is light, well powered and cost efficient back in 2011. Windows 7-64 bit. Problem is: Even the keyboard hotkeys such as screen brightness, WiFi, etc. work only through a "Control panel" that takes ages to load. Volume keys don't work within a game and sometimes the trackpad stops working after sleeping. And also I don't dare installing Linux on it because I read about severe cases of linux bricking the UEFI and rendering the laptop completerly useless.

    Alas, after you start it up (either from off or sleeping) and wait the 10-15 minutes for the HDD to calm down (after stripping down the startup, defragmenting, ccleaner and the such) it runs really well.

    1. Re:My Samsung Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sounds that it simply has a slow hard disk. Make a recovery media and reinstall to an SSD (if you can afford one).

    2. Re:My Samsung Laptop by MPAB · · Score: 1

      I've been thinking about installing a small SDD and putting the big, slow one into a CD-bay caddy. But the problem comes from Samsung making it non standard.

    3. Re:My Samsung Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For what its worth: the UEFI issue SHOULD be resolved now. That was a bug, it was discovered, and a workaround was posted months ago. Obviously double check for your specific laptop, but it shouldn't be an issue

    4. Re:My Samsung Laptop by MPAB · · Score: 1

      I mean, making the controls non standard so that it has to load a huge program whenever I press the brightness keys.
      HDD cadies for CD bay are available.

    5. Re:My Samsung Laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's typical Samsung. Incredible hardware, but the worst Windows installation and OEM support software that you'll ever see.

      I don't recommend Samsung Windows laptops to any of my friends for this reason. The Android stuff -- sure.

    6. Re:My Samsung Laptop by adolf · · Score: 1

      I'm not aware of any "standard" way for a keyboard to control a display's brightness through software on non-Apple hardware.

  29. Re:well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enabling automatic updates is a greater security threat than not updating your OS at all.

    The risk of data loss due to sudden unwanted restarts is far greater and more real than having an OS that is 2 days out of date

    Well, no, because you can configure automatic updates to happen but not reboot if there's a logged-on user. It definitely should be easier to do than it currently is (group policy or registry edit) - but then again if you're posting on /. and don't know how to do this you probably shouldn't be talking about the comparative danger of secuirty threats :P

  30. Automatic updates by sjbe · · Score: 2

    Disabling windows update - at least automatically - is a good idea.

    Maybe for a corporation with an IT staff. If you are like me and have to support small numbers of technologically illiterate people then automatic updates are a blessing. Otherwise those machines would literally never get updated. Ever.

    Though honestly as the designated family techie the best thing (for my sanity) I ever did was move my parents to Apple products. Not so much because I think they are inherently better but they do result in less tech support problems (for me) and I got them support contracts (1on1 and Applecare) so Apple can and does deal with the majority of their technical issues rather than me. When my dad was on Windows I'd get at least 2-3 calls a month about something not working. Now I get maybe 1 call every 6 months and it's usually much easier to resolve.

  31. Re:well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm trying to calculate just how much cheap moonshine you have to drink until a prompt where the computer asks if you want to reboot now, or not counts as "the OS decided to reboot all on its own".

  32. Not the right solution but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two weeks ago, a Windows automatically "updated" the drivers for the Elan touchpad of my Win 8 Samsung laptop, and the result was very annoying to recover from, because it disabled both the internal keypad, the keyboard and any USB keyboard or mouse that I connected to it. In the end I had to rely on the touch interface to enable remote desktop to be able to work and recover the laptop and undo the changes, and I disabled any update that was not security related.

    Windows should not attempt to update drivers on its own. Why fix what isn't broken?

  33. and I thought Linux had driver issues by davydagger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Linux might have some slight incompatiblity with an ever shrinking list of now obscure hardware. But when it works, it works. There is nothing this fucked up about linux drives. At worst, a few of them simply don't have the features we'd like, but nothing catastrophic.

    1. Re: and I thought Linux had driver issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What usually happens is the driver breaks, a user (that includes developers) identifies the incompatibility between the current driver and the hardware, and then a workaround for the edge case is applied. Linux drivers are not paragons of purity. They're just as riddled with kludge as everyone else's code.

    2. Re:and I thought Linux had driver issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oh jesus christ shut the fuck up about linux already.. Why do linux weenies constantly feel the need to be validated. You use linux, great, that's fantastic.

    3. Re:and I thought Linux had driver issues by nvm_my_comment · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Linux driver have come a long way. 15 years ago it was a nightmarish hell 10 years ago hell. 5 years ago, mostly with wifi not working out of the box and often sound. nowadays it usually just works. The next battle is better video driver, firmware blob included in some device, and anything ARM.

    4. Re:and I thought Linux had driver issues by PPH · · Score: 2

      And most* Linux updaters allow the locking of individual components. So if my hardware requires some non standard tweaked up driver, I can fix it so that it won't pull down a 'standard' driver and bork my system.

      *As far as I know. I've not encountered one that didn't support this level of granularity.

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  34. On the other hand... by garyoa1 · · Score: 1

    Years ago I learned never to trust MS with hardware updates. Don't know how many times a graphic card or lan update from them pretty much disabled the graphics card or lan.

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  35. Samsung's Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paraphrasing: "Our hardware identifies itself as X, but it's actually Y. When Windows attempts to install OEM supplied and validated drivers for X, the drivers can't drive Y, so the hardware stops working."

    1. Re: Samsung's Fault by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The right thing to do is to acknowledge the problem and repair or replace the hardware under warranty. If nothing else, misidentifying the hardware violates the warranty of merchantability in most jurisdictions--more so if Samsung claims the hardware is "Windows Comaptible" and it is not.

  36. If only... by chrish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I could have sworn MS had some way for OEMs to get drivers certified, and provided by Windows Update directly...

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    1. Re:If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. But their solution for what to do when there is no OEM certified driver is to substitute their own and make your PC fail. This is not a reasonable workaround.

    2. Re:If only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft probably refused to accept any of Samsung's shoddy drivers! You should see the security mess they made with the Linux driver for their laser printers. I doubt the Windows one is much better.

  37. Tha's a tough one there... by Minwee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Surely there must be a way to have avoided this.

    Maybe Microsoft should set up some kind of... Lab. To certify the Quality of Hardware for Windows. And maybe they could make it really simple for vendors like Samsung to send them copies of drivers for certification so that Windows Update would be aware that they existed.

    And maybe, instead of demanding millions of dollars in fees for this service, they could charge something simple up front like just $250 and then not cause any more problems. Then Samsung would have been able to run through a quick certification process and avoided all of this trouble.

    Man, why does Microsoft make it so hard for vendors to get their devices supported?

    1. Re:Tha's a tough one there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, as a billion dollar multinational company we can't afford to pay $250 to certify our drivers for WU. Oh wait, MS actually removed the WHQL fee a year or two back, so it's completely free. Oops; time to find another shoddy excuse.

    2. Re:Tha's a tough one there... by OutOnARock · · Score: 1

      and stop calling me Shirley.....

  38. Re:well done. by Minwee · · Score: 2

    That would be when you click the "No, not now! I'm in the middle of giving a presentation to the board!" button, and then it responds with "Well, FINE. I'm tired of waiting and next time I WON'T ASK YOU."

    Or when you don't respond quickly enough and it takes your lack of response as consent.

    And then it decides to reboot on its own.

  39. Re:well done. by butchersong · · Score: 1

    I should save my VMs and shut them down when I'm not directly monitoring the screen of my host OS to catch a random reboot due to updates every once in a while?

  40. Samsung goes Viral ! by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Boy, this takes the cake.

  41. Re: I've lost track of how many times I've been bu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the other way around. The hardware says, "I'm this," and the driver installer says, "Okay, I trust you." It should be something more than a gentleman's agreement, but hardware vendors will cut corners wherever possible to increase margins.

  42. For large values of stupidity by sjbe · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is not malicious. It is stupid and ignorant, but not malicious.

    Sufficiently large values of stupidity asymptotically approach maliciousness. In other words if the action is dumb enough there is no effective difference.

  43. An upcoming patch from MS... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    KB666FuckSamsung: Includes Remove_Disable_Windowsupdate.exe

  44. Re:well done. by Jazoray · · Score: 0

    the problem is that windows update restarts while i am doing my work. imagine i'm writing a text. i finished typing a word. i want to press the spacebar now so i can write the next word. In that moment, windows update dialog pops up, steals focus, preselects the "yes restart now" button. all this while my thumb is still on its way to the spacebar, still now knowing that windows update just opened a focus-staling dialog, i press the spacebar. for the fraction of a second, i see something pop up. a moment later, everything closes.

  45. Re: What I wrote's nonsense dave420? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brilliant! Use a HOSTS file to block the offending updates!

  46. The problem is broken updates by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yeah, I'm rather sympathetic with Samsung here. The actual problem is with idiotic updates that break all the stuff you've finally got fixed from the last time an update broke it.

    An update should fix the stuff that's broken, not break the stuff that's fixed.

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    1. Re:The problem is broken updates by dave420 · · Score: 2

      Then Samsung should make sure the drivers they supply to Microsoft work. Samsung holds the reins here. Microsoft can't help it if Samsung's drivers break stuff. If Samsung haven't provided their own drivers to be included in Windows Update, then that's their fault. If it is Microsoft's fault, why does this work flawlessly for all other manufacturers, and indeed Samsung until this incident?

    2. Re:The problem is broken updates by JMJimmy · · Score: 1

      I'm rather not. This makes me wonder what proprietary crap they are inserting that is making a 'default driver' incompatible? Is Samsung inserting something inappropriate or is Microsoft? I have a hard time believing Samsung writes better drivers than the people who do this day in and day out for decades.

    3. Re:The problem is broken updates by darkain · · Score: 1

      Samsung is not the one at fault with the drivers here. The example stated as USB 3.0 ports. How many computer OEMs make their own USB chipsets? My guess would be none. The source the chips from other vendors, and then those chips simply register as another PCI device attached to the system bus. This is also extremely true for NICs, how many onboard NICs are Realtek, not Dell/Asus/Acer/Samsung/whatever? WU treats these devices as individual devices, not part of a total package computer from an OEM.

      And why does this "work" for other OEMs? Read other user comments here. Plenty people complaining about fixing WU driver update issues. It IS a problem.

      For example: AMD pushed an update out that broke the SATA drivers for their motherboard. This was exceptionally annoying in that I use a dedicated storage controller which also acts as my boot device, so I wasn't even using my SATA ports. The bug was so bad it still prevented Windows from booting at all. (this was maybe a year or two ago now)

    4. Re:The problem is broken updates by tendrousbeastie · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Windows doesn't auto install drivers through its updates. They are put into the 'Optional Updates' category. The user has to voluntarily choose to install them.

    5. Re:The problem is broken updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct. All Samsung needs to do is push their drivers to MS for WU distribution, it can be more complicated than that but my money is on Samsung just being their typical lazy selves.

    6. Re:The problem is broken updates by geoskd · · Score: 1

      Then Samsung should make sure the drivers they supply to Microsoft work. Samsung holds the reins here. Microsoft can't help it if Samsung's drivers break stuff. If Samsung haven't provided their own drivers to be included in Windows Update, then that's their fault. If it is Microsoft's fault, why does this work flawlessly for all other manufacturers, and indeed Samsung until this incident?

      First, this doesn't work flawlessly for other manufacturers. The problem is chipsets. When manufacturers are designing their products, they have to choose the chips that will go into those devices. Typically they will try to pick the least expensive and easiest to support devices, but this process begins at least 6 months (often far longer) before the product comes out. These chips normally have ways to identify themselves, and often times, one OEMs drivers will actually work with multiple OEMs products because of these basic chipsets. Not only that, but if one of those OEMs is sloppy about how they design their product, their drivers could mistakenly identify other products and install drivers for them that might not be 100% compatible. You tend to see that a lot with cheap printers. At the end of the day, it can happen that through no fault of anybody specific, the wrong driver will be identified and installed by an update. In reality, its Microsofts fault, as they should *never* allow driver updates without a user specifically requesting it, but here we are...

      Having each manufacturer design their own chipsets would needlessly increase the costs for products and would provide very little advantage for anybody. Most chip design houses these days, try to duck the problem by providing generic driver themselves and will provide a reference design that will work with those drivers. That way anyone who uses that chipset and sticks to compatible variations on the reference design will enjoy less driver compatibility issues. The biggest hazzard is being the first one into the field with a product, as you bear the brunt of the compatibility problems without the benefit of hindsight.

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  47. Re:well done. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Enabling automatic updates is a greater security threat than not updating your OS at all.

    The risk of data loss due to sudden unwanted restarts is far greater and more real than having an OS that is 2 days out of date

    Strictly speaking risk of data loss due ti restarts is not itself a security threat.

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  48. Re:well done. by mlts · · Score: 1

    If really worried, do your work in a VM and have something like AutoProtect in VMWare Workstation save a snapshot every few hours. If you go home, find the VM rebooted, it isn't tough to go back to a point in time before the reboot, save one's work then reboot.

    If the host machine reboots, it will just suspend the VM before the reboot, so unless one is running an item in real time, the RPO is 0 and RTO is just getting the VM turned back on.

    Another option is using WSUS. I have it configured to auto-approve all patches, but if one wants to take the risk at delaying being patched, no machines will reboot until you tell it to.

    Finally, you can always set Windows Update to notify you about updates, so you don't get any reboots until you push the button.

    No, it isn't fun rebooting, especially when one has been in IT long enough to be proud of system uptimes, but better a low uptime than hacked box, so patches are a necessary evil.

  49. Re:well done. by myowntrueself · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'm trying to calculate just how much cheap moonshine you have to drink until a prompt where the computer asks if you want to reboot now, or not counts as "the OS decided to reboot all on its own".

    Microsoft update WILL reboot on its own. It'll pester you for a few days then it literally reboots your computer without giving you a choice.

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  50. Re:well done. by macs4all · · Score: 0

    Enabling automatic updates is a greater security threat than not updating your OS at all. The risk of data loss due to sudden unwanted restarts is far greater and more real than having an OS that is 2 days out of date

    Your OS subjects you to sudden, unwanted restarts?!?

    Switch to OS X to fix that problem.

  51. Re:well done. by macs4all · · Score: 0

    You know, or you could save your work instead of just leaving it open forever and hoping the computer doesn't shut down or restart for some reason.

    Or you could just use OS X with its built-in AutoSave and "Auto Resume" features.

  52. Well in some cases it is a problem. by Megol · · Score: 2

    I had to disable some drivers from updating to keep my computer running. The drivers installed automatically were not only older, they didn't work for my configuration. For most end users an automatically installed update making their computer non-bootable is a huge problem.

    That said there have to be a better way to do this, what about a mechanism where an OEM can declare some drivers untouchable for Windows update? Or even making the hardware manufacturers/device driver writers use the existing hardware detecting mechanisms correctly?

    1. Re:Well in some cases it is a problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of making it easier to lock into specific versions of updates they are taking control away from anyone not on a volume license. Win10 Home and Pro both will prevent the user from disabling updates. Looks like the death of the Windows stranglehold on the OS market.

  53. Re:well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or, much more important than presentation to the board, you are tanking a World of Warcraft raid and it simply reboots, because the dialogue box doesn't show when running a game in full screen.

  54. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  55. Wally World by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    WQHL is another walled garden. A lot of vendor's don't like the Ts&Cs that MSFT has put forward for WQHL certification. Yes, it's sub-optimal but if you're dealing in Windows Drivers, it's the road you must travel on.

    If only MSFT would make WQHL certification easier then you'd see more vendors jumping on the bandwagon and having their updates distributed through Windows Update.

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    1. Re:Wally World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they made it easier, then you'd have companies like Samsung submitting shitty hacky drivers that would break things for a lot of people.

  56. Re:well done. by BlackPignouf · · Score: 2

    Or a slight variation :
    you want to boot your laptop for a presentation in front of a few hundred people.
    It's 8:50 in the morning, your presentation is at 9:00.
    You get a nice blue screen that tells you "Please wait till 30 updates are installed". Then you get "Please wait till 200000 files are updated".
    It often takes more than 30 minutes to do so.

  57. the real solution by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    The ACTUAL solution to this is for Samsung to stop buying hardware components from vendors that submit non-working drivers to Microsoft for inclusion in Windows Updates.

  58. What I post's nonsense dave420? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just reply to you when I see you spamming Slashdot with your nonsense"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Why'd you agree w/ my points on hosts then? Quoting you here:

    "I'm not denying all those things" - by dave420 (699308) on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @11:39AM (#47927435) FROM -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Of course you're not: It's impossible to dispute FACT on HOSTS FILES superiority to other methods!

    Since my points of fact in favor of hosts SINGLE FILE native kernelmode faster part show hosts doing more, with less, vs. so-called 'competitors' many part messagepassing + other overheads laden slower usermode FAR MORE COMPLEX 'solutions' doing less than hosts do for more security, speed, reliability, + anonymity online!

    I make creating a superior more efficient solution EASIER!

    (Which is more than a mere trolling stalking harassing "ne'er-do-well" like yourself could *EVER* manage).

    ---

    "I'm simply pointing out that it takes an AdBlocker to block your spamming"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Then WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT & use 'em? Answer that!

    (You stalk/harass me instead!)

    I bother you? Use them!

    OBVIOUSLY, you don't & you're just a "ne'er-do-well" troll, OR you have "other motivations" (see next):

    ---

    * QUESTION:

    DO YOU WORK FOR AN ADVERTISING FIRM, or ARE YOU A WEBMASTER/WEBCODER http://slashdot.org/comments.p... , or ARE YOU A MALWARE MAKER, or ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH 1 OF MY COMPETITORS?

    Answer that!

    No, instead as per your usual, you'll avoid every question, or lie!

    (You can't EVER "get the best of me" & you know it, witness the above - & their "so-called 'solutions' are INFERIOR TO MINE on TONS of levels, OR YOU'D USE THEM, merely evidencing their stupidity in & of itself via inferior designwork & YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED as to your "true motives" in that last link above!)

    APK

    P.S.=> SEE Dave420 SQUIRM - evasions galore from him will ensue, guaranteed... apk

  59. Not just dangerous, but completely unnecessary. by nuckfuts · · Score: 2

    Driver updates offered via Windows Update are always listed as "optional". Even with automatic updates enabled they would have to be chosen manually before they would be installed. On top of that, it would be easy to uninstall such an update via "Progams and Features" in Control Panel, or to click on "Roll Back Driver" in Device Manager.

    Disabling updates to prevent bad driver installations is both misguided and unnecessary.

  60. What I post's nonsense dave420? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just reply to you when I see you spamming Slashdot with your nonsense"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Why'd you agree w/ my points on hosts then? Quoting you here:

    "I'm not denying all those things" - by dave420 (699308) on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @11:39AM (#47927435) FROM -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Of course you're not: It's impossible to dispute FACT on HOSTS FILES superiority to other methods!

    Since my points of fact in favor of hosts SINGLE FILE native kernelmode faster part show hosts doing more, with less, vs. so-called 'competitors' many part messagepassing + other overheads laden slower usermode FAR MORE COMPLEX 'solutions' doing less than hosts do for more security, speed, reliability, + anonymity online!

    I make creating a superior more efficient solution EASIER!

    (Which is more than a mere trolling stalking harassing "ne'er-do-well" like yourself could *EVER* manage).

    ---

    "I'm simply pointing out that it takes an AdBlocker to block your spamming"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Then WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT & use 'em? Answer that!

    (You stalk/harass me instead!)

    I bother you? Use them!

    OBVIOUSLY, you don't & you're just a "ne'er-do-well" troll, OR you have "other motivations" (see next):

    ---

    * QUESTION:

    DO YOU WORK FOR AN ADVERTISING FIRM, or ARE YOU A WEBMASTER/WEBCODER http://slashdot.org/comments.p... , or ARE YOU A MALWARE MAKER, or ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH 1 OF MY COMPETITORS?

    Answer that!

    No, instead as per your usual, you'll avoid every question, or lie!

    (You can't EVER "get the best of me" & you know it, witness the above - & their "so-called 'solutions' are INFERIOR TO MINE on TONS of levels, OR YOU'D USE THEM, merely evidencing their stupidity in & of itself via inferior designwork & YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED as to your "true motives" in that last link above!)

    APK

    P.S.=> SEE Dave420 SQUIRM - evasions galore from him will ensue, guaranteed... apk

  61. Re:well done. by techno-vampire · · Score: 2

    Back when the (then) newest version of Windows would reboot when there was a problem instead of giving you a BSOD with the option to kill whatever caused it and try to continue, I had a friend who was a senior developer. He actually insisted that if something went badly wrong, he wanted his computer to reboot right then and there. He didn't care what program had crashed, he didn't want a chance to save his work, he just wanted it to reboot without asking. I never did understand his attitude, but I can only guess that a lot of people must have shared it because there wasn't the type of mass protest that I would have expected. Clearly, when it comes to Windows, spontaneous rebooting has been acceptable behavior for decades.

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  62. HP Printers no longer recommended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three reasons HP Printers are no longer recommended:

    1. No longer quality printers. All the older printers (including a craaaazy old- HP LaserJet 5MP from 1995) that I've had from them are still going. New ones I've had to replace fairly soon after their warranty expires. It's almost like they countdown to expire.

    2. Require HP official supplies (chipped supplies) and planned expiration... you need to buy a new fuser after x number of prints regardless if it's still working fine.

    3. Lousy support. Had a new mulit-function printer that wasn't fully supported by the new OS's at the time. Old OS drivers okay... new drivers supported only printing! WTF!? That's 'supporting' a multi-function printer?! Scanning and faxing from desktop just goes away because they are too lazy and want you to buy one of their new printers. Ugh.

    Obv. been burned by them pretty badly... not going back.

    Posting Anon to keep mods.

  63. Re:Ditch OEMs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft needs to totally change their attitude on this one and apply the appropriate pressure to OEMs to make this work properly. This is a festering sore, and until Microsoft lays down the law both in physically stopping this kind of shit in software as well as making their terms and conditions with OEMs air tight, their reputation will continue to be trashed, and their market share will continue to bleed to Apple.

  64. What I post's nonsense dave420? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just reply to you when I see you spamming Slashdot with your nonsense"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Why'd you agree w/ my points on hosts then? Quoting you here:

    "I'm not denying all those things" - by dave420 (699308) on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @11:39AM (#47927435) FROM -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Of course you're not: It's impossible to dispute FACT on HOSTS FILES superiority to other methods!

    Since my points of fact in favor of hosts SINGLE FILE native kernelmode faster part show hosts doing more, with less, vs. so-called 'competitors' many part messagepassing + other overheads laden slower usermode FAR MORE COMPLEX 'solutions' doing less than hosts do for more security, speed, reliability, + anonymity online!

    I make creating a superior more efficient solution EASIER!

    (Which is more than a mere trolling stalking harassing "ne'er-do-well" like yourself could *EVER* manage).

    ---

    "I'm simply pointing out that it takes an AdBlocker to block your spamming"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Then WHY DON'T YOU DO THAT & use 'em? Answer that!

    (You stalk/harass me instead!)

    I bother you? Use them!

    OBVIOUSLY, you don't & you're just a "ne'er-do-well" troll, OR you have "other motivations" (see next):

    ---

    * QUESTION:

    DO YOU WORK FOR AN ADVERTISING FIRM, or ARE YOU A WEBMASTER/WEBCODER http://slashdot.org/comments.p... , or ARE YOU A MALWARE MAKER, or ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH 1 OF MY COMPETITORS?

    Answer that!

    No, instead as per your usual, you'll avoid every question, or lie!

    (You can't EVER "get the best of me" & you know it, witness the above - & their "so-called 'solutions' are INFERIOR TO MINE on TONS of levels, OR YOU'D USE THEM, merely evidencing their stupidity in & of itself via inferior designwork & YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED as to your "true motives" in that last link above!)

    APK

    P.S.=> SEE Dave420 SQUIRM - evasions galore from him will ensue, guaranteed... apk

  65. Re:What I wrote's nonsense dave420? by barbariccow · · Score: 1

    die

  66. You like hearing your own voice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Eating YOUR words", dumbass -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p...

    * YOU ONLY DID THAT TO YOURSELF, starting it here today, AND in the past where I got that quote of your dumb ass too!

    APK

    P.S.=> Keep talking - Learn some manners though! It's NOT polite talking with your mouth FULL as you "EAT YOUR WORDS" flavored with the BITTER taste of SELF-DEFEAT + your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH ramming them down, spiced with YOUR own "special brand" of STUPID - but perhaps most of all? "EATING YOUR WORDS != Good Nutrition, fool, lol... apk

  67. The real problem is incompatible hardware by jonwil · · Score: 2

    The real problem is that the systems contain hardware that isn't compatible with the standard Windows drivers yet is still showing up in a way that Windows will think it is and will pull drivers via Windows Update.

    USB (even USB 3.0) is a documented standard that is supported out-of-the-box by Windows (and is likely part of the Intel chip-set they are using in the laptop), why would it need special drivers?

  68. What I post's nonsense dave420? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I just reply to you when I see you spamming Slashdot with your nonsense"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    Why'd you agree w/ my points on hosts then? Quoting you:

    "I'm not denying all those things" - by dave420 (699308) on Wednesday September 17, 2014 @11:39AM (#47927435) FROM -> http://yro.slashdot.org/commen...

    Of course not: It's impossible to dispute HOSTS FILES superiority to other methods!

    Since my points in favor of hosts SINGLE FILE native kernelmode faster part show hosts doing more w/ less vs. so-called 'competitors' many part messagepassing + cpu/ram use overheads laden slower usermode FAR MORE COMPLEX 'solutions' doing less than hosts do for more security, speed, reliability, + anonymity!

    I make creating a superior more efficient solution EASIER!

    (That's more than a mere trolling stalking harassing "ne'er-do-well" like yourself could *EVER* manage).

    ---

    "I'm simply pointing out that it takes an AdBlocker to block your spamming"- by dave420 (699308) on Friday June 19, 2015 @10:31AM (#49945047)

    I bother you? Then WHY DON'T YOU DO IT & use 'em? Answer that!

    (You stalk/harass me instead!)

    OBVIOUSLY you don't & you're a "ne'er-do-well" troll & you have "other motivations" (next):

    ---

    * QUESTION:

    DO YOU WORK FOR AN ADVERTISING FIRM, or ARE YOU A WEBMASTER/WEBCODER http://slashdot.org/comments.p... , or a MALWARE MAKER, or ARE YOU AFFILIATED WITH 1 OF MY COMPETITORS?

    Answer it!

    As per your usual you'll avoid every question, or lie!

    ---

    (You can't EVER "get the best of me": You know it! Witness above - your "so-called 'solutions' = INFERIOR TO HOSTS on TONS of levels OR You'd USE 'EM - Evidencing stupidity in & of itself via inferior designwork + your REFUSAL to use 'em despite your statements & YOU'VE BEEN EXPOSED in your "motives" in the last link!)

    APK

    P.S.=> SEE Dave420 SQUIRM - evasions galore will ensue (as well as effete downmods to *try* vainly "hide it" -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p... )... apk

  69. Re:What I wrote's nonsense dave420? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apk sure got a piece of you didn't he dave420 sockpuppet?

  70. Um, just disable DRIVER updates, idiots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they're disabling automatic updates entirely they are morons. The option to disable driver updates has existed at least since Windows 7. For 8.1 here's a simple howto.
    There's probably some registry setting that is equivalent but I can't be bothered to go look for it now. Samsung _should_ have had no trouble figure that one out though.

  71. Re:well done. by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    or linux, my PC is a tool not a toy

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  72. Re:well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come now! We're talking about people who believe receiving a call on their little pocket phones and waiting a full minute for the damn thing to boot up is acceptable. We have taken a giant leap backwards from the 'instant on' TV that is still the pinnacle of high technology to this day. Hell, even our light bulbs have to warm up now! How insane all this! The drivers are supposed to be in the fucking hardware already loaded in its non-volatile memory waiting for a 'print' command!

  73. Re:well done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two words: power cuts.

    Maybe they never happen to you, but if you lived in some goshforsaken third-world hellhole like here in Auckland, you'd know never to assume that your computer won't suddenly lose all its state without any warning or permission on your part.

  74. Re:well done. by macs4all · · Score: 1

    or linux, my PC is a tool not a toy

    That's a Shame. My PC is a Tool when I need, and a Toy when I want.

    Mine runs Unix. Yours doesn't.

    But just remember: You started it.

  75. Re:well done. by Jazoray · · Score: 0

    That moment when people are so accustomed to a 'feature' taking over control of their device and taking away their authority that they see a comment criticizing this behavior as 'trolling'

  76. Re:I've lost track of how many times I've been bur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have never, ever had a driver update from Windows Update break a single piece of software. Never.

  77. Work with MicroSoft by pebear · · Score: 1

    All they needed to do is make sure that their certified drivers are slipstreamed into any updates and not just the MS generic ones.

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  78. On the other hand... by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    it would be very nice if Windows stopped insisting that its driver for "Unknown Device" is up to date, at newest version and doesn't need to be replaced by another driver supplied by the manufacturer. Once new hardware in Windows is recognized as "Unknown Device" it's about impossible to convince Windows to change it to something more reasonable. Remove the hardware, wipe all traces of its past existence from system, install the correct drivers and only then install the hardware.

    Seriously, Microsoft, the first this issue appeared was Windows 95. And it still persists!

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  79. "Eating your words" != GOOD nutrition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Your hosts file comments are not trustworthy" - by omnichad (1198475) on Friday August 09, 2013 @11:22AM (#44520759)

    Oh, really? Ok: MalwareBytes' hpHosts Admin (MalwareBytes employee who has seen & verified its sourcecode too no less as safe) hosts & recommends it -> http://hosts-file.net/?s=Downl...

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    MalwareBytes = BEST antivirus (per this VERY recent testing of them all) -> http://www.av-test.org/en/news...

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    It's GUARANTEED safe & clean (per it being checked by 57 antivirus programs recently) in BOTH its 64-bit model -> https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

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    In its 32-bit model also https://www.virustotal.com/en/...

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    Tells us, omniweasel:

    * HOW'S IT TASTE "EATING YOUR WORDS" flavored with your FOOT IN YOUR MOUTH ramming them down spiced with the BITTER TASTE of SELF-DEFEAT"?

    LMAO...

    APK

    P.S.=> Lastly: In the past, You also conceded MANY points on hosts to me & made huge mistakes vs. me here http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...

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    Here too http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...

    LMAO @ U, "omniloser"... apk

  80. samsung is horrible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i dont know if its a jke or not but i heard some guy saying he didnt want 10 anyways because it deisables critical software like solitare?lol solitaire isnt critical and solitaires included as a microsoft solitaire collection with a slew of different solitaires O.o. samsung products are actually hrrible imho.take the samsung 6 phone

    i know someone that had that and it was not only buggy but laggy as all heck.msi asus are great computers amd is the best prcessor unless you have an i7 those are pretty nice in comparrison.samsung is the new compaq trying t babyfy and take away rights

  81. cba by lissnup · · Score: 1

    I can completely understand the logic behind this decision on Samsung's part: my new Lenovo laptop was swiftly rendered unable to connect to the internet because of incompatible driver issues after a cumulative update. My current workaround is to retire the Windows8 system and run linux from a usb.