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"Jobs" vs. "Steve Jobs": Hollywood Takes Another Stab At Telling the Steve Jobs Story

theodp writes: Didn't like Jobs, the 2013 biopic about the life of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs starring Ashton Kutcher? Maybe you'll prefer Steve Jobs, the 2015 biopic about the life of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs starring Michael Fassbender. "Steve Jobs is a tech visionary, total dick," writes Esquire's Matt Patches in his mini-review of the just-released Steve Jobs trailer. So, is inspiring kids to become the "Next Steve Jobs" a good or bad thing?

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  1. We're All Dicks by thedonger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We're all dicks. It will inspire some to try to do it without dickness; others are going to be dicks regardless. Seriously, does anyone make it to the top without at least some dickness?

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    1. Re:We're All Dicks by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      All of us may be dicks, but very few of us are so dickish as to fuck over even Woz.

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    2. Re:We're All Dicks by Skylinux · · Score: 1

      All of us may be dicks, but very few of us are so dickish as to fuck over even Woz.

      And that's why most of us don't create companies like that.
      I am not a fan of it but that's how it works and history has shown that even "perfect angels" are never squeaky clean.

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    3. Re:We're All Dicks by ranton · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We're all dicks. It will inspire some to try to do it without dickness; others are going to be dicks regardless. Seriously, does anyone make it to the top without at least some dickness?

      People call Steve Jobs a dick not because he was just a pushy businessman (like most other successful people) but because he really was a dick. He abandoned his daughter for years, which by itself is enough to show he was deep down not a good person. He chose financial success over his own child; other than murder or torture I cannot think of a worst act. It could be argued he became a better person later in life, since it appears he tried to rectify the worst thing he ever did. But financially supporting her after he had plenty of money is hardly a grand gesture.

      The world is probably a better place because Steve Jobs existed, but that only goes to show even the most deplorable people can have a very positive impact on the world.

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    4. Re:We're All Dicks by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Seriously, does anyone make it to the top without at least some dickness?

      Depends on which "top" you mean. If you mean "wealth and power", then, yeah, those are ends that dicks seek and so the successful there are almost entirely represented by that type.

      But it's possible to have a huge amount of money and a stupid ugly yacht and for many sensible people to still consider you a failure, especially if you have failed family relationships and your employees fear you.

      "Some people are so poor all they have is money."

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    5. Re:We're All Dicks by NotDrWho · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure that letting your own daughter grow up in poverty because you're too selfish to admit your paternity and pay child support goes way beyond "not being squeaky clean."

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    6. Re:We're All Dicks by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      "The world is probably a better place because Steve Jobs existed" Someone else would have taken his place. One or more other companies would have taken Apple's place. Technology would have moved on in much the same way. Who knows whether those people would have been dicks or not.

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    7. Re:We're All Dicks by AmiMoJo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sure, but Jobs was a quite unnecessarily big dick to pretty much everyone, including his own daughter and Woz. I mean, is parking in a disabled space and not having plates on your car really required to be successful?

      Listen to his famous Stanford speech. "Stay foolish" is terrible advice. He was lucky, until he wasn't and his own advice to trust his gut/fate/karma instead of his doctor killed him. The whole speech is actually a classic example of the reality distortion field. Parts of it are demonstrably false, other bits clearly ridiculous, but his charisma and reputation carries it. So not only is he a dick to people around him, he's also a skilled and habitual bullshitter.

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    8. Re:We're All Dicks by nmb3000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We're all dicks.

      I dislike how this phrase is being used because I think it trivializes the extent to which Jobs was not a good person and introduces an inappropriate levity into the discussion. A much better term would have been acute sociopath.

      And another movie about Jobs? Sounds more myopic than biopic. When Hollywood starts making remakes of their failed biographies you know they've scraped through the bottom of the barrel. Most people today only know Jobs as the other Santa who introduced shiny new toys once a year. If you want to read about the interesting stuff, just check out Folklore.org. It's filled with fascinating stories written by the people who created the Macintosh. Steve Jobs even shows up a couple of times.

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    9. Re:We're All Dicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Exactly how did he have a positive impact on the world?

      He cut off all charity / donation work while he was there, and never bothered re-instituting them after making truckloads of money (no media outlet has covered this in any substantial way, so nobody cares). He abandoned his child and only started paying when the media started getting whiff of it (a wise business decision)

      Are you saying that by being a small, small part of a phone, tablet, and computer that it was a "positive impact"? If that were the case, Mr. Dell has twice the "positive impact" for bringing phones, computers, tablets into the world AND he's not a dick about it to his employees or customers. Bill Gates is 10 times Mr. Dell, considering how much money he donates.

      You, sir, have very very low standards as to what a "positive impact" on the world is.

      Mother Teresa and the countless number of volunteers helping 3rd world countries is a positive impact. Preventing a war is a positive impact. Donating to various charities and foundations is a positive impact.

      Selling an overpriced commodity phone / tablet / laptop while being a dick about it? LOL

    10. Re:We're All Dicks by TheCastro1689 · · Score: 1

      That's pretty optimistic, look at cell phones before the iPhone, look at digital music, etc. Steve pushed his people to make things he thought were visionary. Basically you'd have the same boring stuff repeated, like we do now after his death.

    11. Re: We're All Dicks by Holi · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but it probably has a lot to do with what he is doing now.

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    12. Re:We're All Dicks by Holi · · Score: 2

      Digital music was well on it's way before apple produced the iPod. And let's not forget the LG Prada which came out almost a year before the iPhone, it was the first phone with a capacitive touchscreen and that form factor.

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    13. Re:We're All Dicks by FilmedInNoir · · Score: 1

      Depends, if there were thousands, maybe even millions of Steve Jobs out there being dicks would they all obtain the same level of success as the original?
      Is there a maximum dick level or does it just continue on until it reaches super villainy levels like in Kingsman?
      Also wasn't it his dickness that ultimately killed him? Instead of seeing a regular doctor he decided that following the rantings of a witch doctor were a better course of action for his cancer treatment.
      I'm not sure I want to see this social experiment carried out.

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    14. Re:We're All Dicks by Holi · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs gave 50 million to Stanford Medical (granted they were treating his cancer) and an unsubstantiated amount to Bono's Aid's research charity (probably why you all got U2's album shoved onto your phones).

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    15. Re:We're All Dicks by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      From everything I've read, Jobs reeked of immaturity. Denying your kid is your own? That's something I think a lot of younger guys can relate to, if they're scared about becoming a father and everything it involves. Doubly so if you actually have grand plans for something like a business venture and fear that becoming a parent would decimate the free time and dedication you'd have to devote to it, to make it work. Same with a lot of the explosive rants against good employees and the childish "I'm right because I'm always right!" attitude.

      The often cited deal with him driving around without license plates, I have to sort of give him a pass on. As I understand it, he was technically within the law to do it because he simply swapped out vehicles so regularly, none of them were owned long enough to require a plate? And parking in a handicapped space? I *think* he was only caught doing that on Apple's own campus --- not out in grocery store lots or anyplace else? I'm not going to pretend to speak for him on it, but I definitely know of places where they have a bunch of pointless handicapped parking spaces thanks to legal requirements, despite not even employing a single handicapped person. It's pure wasted space to comply with regulations that don't take "common sense" into consideration. (In many businesses, you're not going to have much of any "walk up/in" traffic like you do with a retail store.)

    16. Re:We're All Dicks by ranton · · Score: 1

      You, sir, have very very low standards as to what a "positive impact" on the world is.

      Mother Teresa and the countless number of volunteers helping 3rd world countries is a positive impact. Preventing a war is a positive impact. Donating to various charities and foundations is a positive impact.

      Compared to you I guess I do have a very low standard. I think someone being a good parent has a positive impact on the world. I think someone starting a construction company that builds quality homes for people has a positive impact on the world. I think someone who corrects a cashier when they give them $20 in change instead of $10 has a positive impact on the world.

      I also think that in most cases, for profit enterprises have a much greater positive impact on the world than charities. They usually reach far more people and move societal progress further ahead. Charities are usually more involved with helping the people that progress left behind.

      It is very arguable which one is more commendable. Is it better to improve a billion people's lives by 0.1% or a hundred peoples lives by 10000%? I don't think the answer to that question is clear cut. I do however think it is clear we want both types of people in this world.

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    17. Re:We're All Dicks by ranton · · Score: 1

      Denying your kid is your own? That's something I think a lot of younger guys can relate to, if they're scared about becoming a father and everything it involves. Doubly so if you actually have grand plans for something like a business venture and fear that becoming a parent would decimate the free time and dedication you'd have to devote to it, to make it work.

      I'm just going to assume you don't have kids since you are rationalizing how abandoning your child because it will hurt your career is somehow okay, or simply being immature. If I abandoned my wife and kids I could save up enough money in one year to work full time on my startup idea for two years. Instead I am working on it 15-20 hours a week when everyone is asleep and occasionally on weekends. This doesn't make me a great parent, it just makes me not a sociopath.

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    18. Re:We're All Dicks by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      So not only is he a dick to people around him, he's also a skilled and habitual bullshitter.

      Indeed, those are two of the most required and valuable CEO skills. The ability to take bold action rather than dither with mediocrity, and the ability to convince others that your products are great. Being a dick is a good executive skill. Lying---I'm sorry, I meant "marketing" is another.

    19. Re:We're All Dicks by Rakarra · · Score: 2

      As I understand it, he was technically within the law to do it because he simply swapped out vehicles so regularly, none of them were owned long enough to require a plate? And parking in a handicapped space? I *think* he was only caught doing that on Apple's own campus --- not out in grocery store lots or anyplace else?

      And Pixar. Basically, any place that wouldn't have got him towed. Both of those things (required to have license plates, parking in the handicapped spots) were expressions of the same attitude: "Those people can't tell me what to do." If there was a requirement, he would find a way around it because he knew better and the rules didn't apply to him.

    20. Re: We're All Dicks by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      What is Jobs doing now? Oh right he is dead.

      Which he probably would still be and quite possibly would have been sooner if he had risked any of his success to tread his daughter better.

      So there are two conclusions you can draw (probably others as well).

      1) you only live once and death is certain; best live life to the fullest enjoy it as much as you can. If you don't think there is more pleasure to be derived from things like family or other social responsibilities than the alternatives FUCK IT and move on to something more entertaining because you will end up a rotting corpse or pile of ash either way.

      2) death is certain, therefore what you leave behind matters because if you don't leave something or someone behind to be remembered for or to remember you than there will be nothing left.

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    21. Re:We're All Dicks by Holi · · Score: 1

      I'll definitely agree with that, but if it hadn't been Apple it would have been somebody else. Mp3's were the future regardless of how hard the recording industry tried to kill it with DRM.

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    22. Re: We're All Dicks by Holi · · Score: 1

      Hmm, my humor seems to only work on me.

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    23. Re:We're All Dicks by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Digital music was well on it's way before apple produced the iPod. And let's not forget the LG Prada which came out almost a year before the iPhone, it was the first phone with a capacitive touchscreen and that form factor.

      Seriously. You are scraping the bottom of the barrel here. And the "almost a year": LG Prada sales started May 2007. iPhone sales started June 29th, 2007. And by the end of the month they had overtaken the LG Prada in number of sales.

    24. Re:We're All Dicks by Aboroth · · Score: 1

      The world instantly became a better place when Steve Jobs died. I don't care who disagrees, they can have fun being wrong.

    25. Re:We're All Dicks by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      That's pretty optimistic, look at cell phones before the iPhone

      You mean like the first LG Prada which had no physical buttons and a full touch screen and came out before the iPhone?

  2. Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by Mascot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hope I won't be disillusioned by someone who has done research into Woz, but what I have heard of Woz has pretty much been all good. Seemingly kind hearted, personal integrity, not all about the money. While Jobs is the guy who lied to his supposed friend about how much he got paid for a project so he could embezzle money from said friend. I know which person I'd rather my children emulate.

    1. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Steve Jobs was no saint, but he was an artist in his particular specialty. Woz, God bless him, is a great engineer and a super nice guy, but he'd still be designing hobby projects for fun and maybe have a job as a high level engineer at like HP or IBM or Intel or something today without Jobs. And that's nothing against Woz, but I just think that Woz doesn't care for that kind of success. He's probably happy he can live in some comfort, but he'd rather be an engineer than a corporate leader if he had to choose.

      Woz got a little screwed by Jobs perhaps, but are you ever truly screwed if you didn't care to begin with?

    2. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Woz, God bless him, is a great engineer and a super nice guy, but he'd still be designing hobby projects for fun and maybe have a job as a high level engineer at like HP or IBM or Intel or something today without Jobs

      And isn't that a better, much more realistic goal a parent should push their kid towards than founding a global tech company? Working a well paying job that allows you to live comfortably and gives you enough free time and means to do something you enjoy at home, what more could you ask for?

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    3. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I would much rather see a movie about Woz. Not only was his work much more interesting than anything Jobs did, but he's a character who I could actually root for. When I watch a Jobs bio, I spend most of the time hoping one of the other characters onscreen will just beat the shit out of him.

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    4. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Well, you should support your child being who they are. Woz is who he is, and trying to make him into Jobs would only make him unhappy.

      However, Lil' Jobs would probably not be as happy if he didn't become Steve Jobs later in life. If his parents pushed him to be Woz-like, would he have been happy? I'm not sure he would have been.

      For one thing, it is easy to be super chill when you are a naturally talented engineer who finds happiness in working on projects in your garage. Some people are built with a more driving ambition to affect larger systems (used in the more general sense). They want to be executives so they can bring a grand vision to life, be it a corporation, mass movement, or an empire. Anything less will be frustrating for them.

      I agree that you should try and instill values of respect and a healthy sense of perspective vs. worldly ambition in your child, but the world needs leaders too.

    5. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by Nidi62 · · Score: 2

      Well, you should support your child being who they are. Woz is who he is, and trying to make him into Jobs would only make him unhappy.

      However, Lil' Jobs would probably not be as happy if he didn't become Steve Jobs later in life. If his parents pushed him to be Woz-like, would he have been happy? I'm not sure he would have been.

      For one thing, it is easy to be super chill when you are a naturally talented engineer who finds happiness in working on projects in your garage. Some people are built with a more driving ambition to affect larger systems (used in the more general sense). They want to be executives so they can bring a grand vision to life, be it a corporation, mass movement, or an empire. Anything less will be frustrating for them.

      I agree that you should try and instill values of respect and a healthy sense of perspective vs. worldly ambition in your child, but the world needs leaders too.

      That's true, but realistically no one decides as a child that they will be a world leader or a CEO. Parents who drive and "prep" their kids from an early age to do so are more likely to just burn their kids out before they even get to college. Just like you said, Jobs became Jobs "later in life". Push your children to do what they enjoy, and if they have the talent and the desire to be the next Jobs, they will have the opportunity to do so.

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    6. Re: Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by DrLang21 · · Score: 2

      Given how much of a dick Jobs was, I'm not sure that he's ever been truely happy. That kind of dickishness comes from a place of insecurity.

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    7. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by srobert · · Score: 1

      Nice guys finish last. Woz is only worth about $100 million. That's chicken feed (relatively speaking). You don't want your kid to be a loser like that do you? No, encourage your children to "do what it takes" to get to the absolute top. You don't get there by being nice.

    8. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by Rei · · Score: 1

      The irony is that it could be seen as "karma" that Jobs basically committed "suicide by woo", refusing to treat his cancer with any recognized scientific technique for most of a year and instead trying pretty much every technique in the book popular among the sort of person who typically believes in karma.

      So perhaps all of the woo stuff actually works, but it plays in with the laws of karma ;)

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    9. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by unimacs · · Score: 1

      No doubt that I would prefer my kids be like Woz.

      Ironically, even though Jobs cheated him, Woz ultimately has amassed enough of fortune that he arguably hasn't had a real job in 30 years, - and IMHO that is largely thanks to Steve Jobs who kept working almost right up until his death.

      Now, Woz has technically been employed by several companies but it seems his role has largely been limited to being a figure head. He also has many philanthropic pursuits, so I'm not accusing him of sitting on his ass. Just saying that he lives a life of ease, and that has more to do with Jobs than it does his own accomplishments. So while Jobs screwed him financially many years ago, Woz has continued to benefit from Apple's and Steve's work, long after he ceased making any real contributions of his own.

      I guess if it were me, I wouldn't be holding a grudge. ;)

    10. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by Solandri · · Score: 1

      I hope I won't be disillusioned by someone who has done research into Woz, but what I have heard of Woz has pretty much been all good. Seemingly kind hearted, personal integrity, not all about the money.

      If you've ever run your own company, you'll realize there's a special combination of goodness mixed with hard-assedness which is needed for success. Someone who's all kind-hearted can't bear to lay off people when the chips are down, and ends up sinking the entire company instead of casting off a few employees. You need to be a bit of a dick to make the tough calls, do the hard negotiations, and still be able to sleep at night. At the same time you have to respect and nurture your employees, get them to want to work for you.

      If Woz hadn't paired up with Jobs (or someone like Jobs), he would've ended up as a reasonably successful nobody working an upscale programming/engineering job. Likewise of Jobs hadn't met Woz he likely would've ended up a car or vacuum cleaner salesman. The two of them together had that magic combination of technical skill, altruism, and willingness to go with the flow; mixed with selfish drive, ego, and ass-hattery which make a very successful company. The whole was greater than the sum of the parts.

    11. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Oh really? To be in an economic bracket only matched by the top 0.1% of every human being on the planet is a loser?

      Count me in.

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    12. Re:Inspire kids to be the next Woz, not Jobs by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Oh really? To be in an economic bracket only matched by the top 0.1% of every human being on the planet is a loser?

      Count me in.

      I think the parent poster needed sarcasm tags!

  3. Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Steve Wozniak as an engineer, and as a person in general, is much more of an inspiration to me.

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    1. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I remember Woz very tastefully saying that when Dennis Ritchie died a few days after Job's that none of what they both were doing at Apple would be possible without DMR.

    2. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by mccalli · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thing is - there were a lot of talented hardware engineers at the time. Woz owed an awfully large amount to Chuck Peddle, for instance, and the role of MOS and Commodore is massively underplayed these days in a "history is written by the victors"-style approach. Most of the early pure engineering-led eight bit companies died a death, but Apple survived. Why is that? It wasn't due to Woz.

      I really don't want to underplay Woz and I agree with the comments, but you can see from his ventures since that the involvement of Woz does not necessarily make for a sustainable company, and Woz alone could not have created Apple.

    3. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Well that was a stupid thing to say. The C-language and Unix were just one language and one OS amongst many. If they hadn't been around Apple (and NeXT) would have used something else.

    4. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. If Woz wasn't at the Homebrew Computer Club, Jobs would have recruited someone else, with similar results. There were plenty of other engineers who were capable of single-handedly putting together a microprocessor based computer board at the time.

    5. Re: Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      And Apple, especially in the early years, was a Pascal shop. With some Smalltalk and other stuff thrown in there. The whole Apple culture was way too baroque and niche-ridden for anything as utilitarian and clean as C. Apple spent hundreds of millions on failed attempts at a new 'elite-unique' OS before giving up and just buying in NeXT Step, which is based in Unix/C legacy code.

    6. Re: Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 3, Informative

      People don't want to hear it today, but Microsoft played a big part in the early growth of the Macintosh. It was a threadbare platform without Microsoft Word and Excel. Excel, in particular, was a Macintosh program for quite awhile before Microsoft had a Windows environment good enough to run it on.

    7. Re: Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      If you want to play the what-if game, Apple would probably have used BeOS. Which was better in many ways than Unix. And to an end user system based on Unix and one based on BeOS needn't look any different. Only the BeOS one would be smoother.

    8. Re: Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      But this is about Jobs not Apple. Apple's next gen OS quest whilst Jobs wasn't there is irrelevant. Jobs selected Unix as the underpinning for NeXTStep. But had Unix not been around something else would be.

    9. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      And there were probably asshole CEO level people that could have created "Apple" as well. Nobody is irreplaceable.

      Maybe Bill Gates would have been famous.

      Oh. Wait.

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    10. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Puff_Of_Hot_Air · · Score: 1

      There were plenty of other engineers who were capable of single-handedly putting together a microprocessor based computer board at the time.

      Although this is completely true, Woz is special because he had a.. sorry there is no word for it but genius mind for reducing the number of components required to perform a particular function. So Woz was a a very lucky find as he could make a cheap computer. Cheaper than anyone else could for the same functionality. He could do the same thing with code (though there are other examples), but I think the combination was a large contributor to their early success. Sometimes one smart guy really does make a difference.

    11. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by ProzacPatient · · Score: 1

      I'd rather see a movie entitled 'Woz' where Steve Jobs is a mere supporting character but I doubt that would make as much money at the box office because at this point Steve Jobs might as well be a god king.

    12. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Although this is completely true, Woz is special because he had a.. sorry there is no word for it but genius mind for reducing the number of components required to perform a particular function.

      This is the off told myth, but in reality that was standard practice at the time. Components were simple to understand but expensive. Everyone came up with nifty tricks to minimise components.

      Jobs mix of talents were rarer.

    13. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The Gates/Jobs match is over. Gates might have lived longer, but Jobs won the business game. Apple is the biggest tech company in the world and Microsoft is in rapid decline.

      Still, yes, Gates had different but comparable business skills. That makes 2.

      There were far more engineers that could design a microcomputer.

    14. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      And there were probably asshole CEO level people that could have created "Apple" as well. Nobody is irreplaceable.

      Fact is that there have been no asshole CEO level people who created Apple. And a reasonably successful software / hardware company. And maybe the most successful computer graphics and animation company in the world.

    15. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Whiteox · · Score: 1

      I think it was called 'Sweet 16" ROM that he wrote that put it all together.

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    16. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Xest · · Score: 1

      How exactly did Jobs win the business game? By the time Jobs finally made something of Apple Gates had been retired for 10 years.

      During Gates' tenure Jobs was an also-ran and Microsoft maintained it's position as the biggest tech company in the world.

      What you're really saying is that Jobs beat Ballmer, once Gates had been winning for 20 years, and found it so easy he gave up and fucked off.

      Gates has no control over how well his succesors do, just as Jobs doesn't. By your logic if Apple falls in another 10 years and Microsoft ends up larger again then Gates changes to the winner even if Jobs is dead and Gates hasn't at that point been active for over 20 years. The only comparison between them is when they were both alive and active and at that point Microsoft under Gates won by just about every conceivable metric - both business and personal from creating the larger more successful company for that period, through to drastically higher personal wealth, through to actually being capable of maintaining a stable relationship and looking after his kids.

      Not that it really matters, but I mean come on, are you really that so far stuck in the reality distortion field that even history has to be rewritten to build up St. Jobs into something he wasn't?

      There's no doubt Jobs was an insanely talented business leader, but he wasn't god no matter how much you try and elevate him to that status.

    17. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      How exactly did Jobs win the business game? By the time Jobs finally made something of Apple Gates had been retired for 10 years.

      The iPhone was released a year before Gates handed the CEO position over to Ballmer in 2008 - but Gates was still chairman of Microsoft last year.

      You were saying?

    18. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      less remembered is the $150 million lifeline Microsoft (MSFT) threw Apple (AAPL) in August 1997, when Apple was within weeks of bankruptcy

      Repeating an urban legend doesn't make it true. Apple had billions in liquid assets at the time, and even if their fortunes hadn't turned around, they could have sold real estate or lived off of patents. That $150 million was to settle a lawsuit over Microsoft stealing code from Quicktime - nothing more, nothing less.

    19. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Xest · · Score: 1

      So this never happened? -

      http://www.forbes.com/2000/01/...

      Chairmen have no executive power.

      You might want to learn at least a little bit about the thing you're talking about before you jump in, top off with a snyde remark and deeply embarrass yourself as a result in future.

    20. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      So this never happened? You might want to learn at least a little bit about the thing you're talking about before you jump in, top off with a snyde remark and deeply embarrass yourself as a result in future.

      You might want to stop drunk blogging, as this was the first sentence in the post you were responding to:

      • The iPhone was released a year before Gates handed the CEO position over to Ballmer in 2008

      Now, you were saying something about embarrassing yourself by jumping in without knowing what you were talking about? And something about snyde[sic] remarks? Gates retired as CEO, but he did not retire from a powerful position at the company.

      Chairmen have no executive power.

      Who said they did, Slick? Chairmen do have power over the direction of the company, moreso when said chairman happens to be a co-founder, the largest single stock holder, and the previous CEO.

      If you think such a chairman has no influence over how a company is run, let the staff keep your computer when you check out of the drunk tank, as you aren't smart enough to use it.

    21. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Balls. First link I went to had the wrong date of his retirement, so there's my crow. He was still chairmen until last spring, so you still have yours, along with the projection.

    22. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      You are correct, sir. First info I Googled was bad. He was still chairman until spring of 2014, so that part still stands. Gates may have retired as CEO in the Clinton Administration, but he didn't retire from a powerful position at Microsoft until Obama's second term.

    23. Re:Why does Jobs always steal the limelight? by Xest · · Score: 1

      God you just failed so hard. The amount of arrogance you show when you post so aggressively when you do it makes it all the more funny.

      If you didn't always post like such an ass then you could at least get away with it just being an honest mistake, we all make them, but the way you post with such arrogant certainty backed by insults just leaves you such a massive laughing stock when you get it so badly wrong as you frequently do.

      Please, just stop, I'm actually beginning to feel sorry for you. It can't be good for your mental health. The way you desperately try and salvage with the chairman thing whilst still demonstrating you don't know what powers a chairman has, it's painful to watch. Honestly, do yourself a favour and calm the fuck down over everything before you hurt yourself, you don't need to try and start a fight over every opinion you have, no one thinks "Look at him, he's so tough and awesome because he argues with insults on the internet", they just think "What an insecure dick, he must really be trying to make up for being bullied at school or something", just tell us what you think calmly and most people can respect that. You don't need to make yourself such a laughing stock all the time.

  4. It's just the lazy/untalented employees... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Who make Jobs out to be a dick. Same with about every successful startup that exists today. Lazy people don't make it, whine about the work, and complain that their efforts were criticized often. Jobs, Gates, Torvolds, Musk and numerous others simply have expectations that some people cannot deal with.

    Shitty developers are everywhere, think their code is good, but to good devs their code looks terrible unoptimized and error prone.

    That's life! Deal with it! Walmart is always looking for greeters.

    1. Re:It's just the lazy/untalented employees... by ranton · · Score: 2

      Someone is lazy and untalented if they think a father who abandoned his child is a dick? There are plenty of other examples of what a horrible person he was, but that alone is enough to damn anyone.

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      -- All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. -- Edmund Burke
    2. Re:It's just the lazy/untalented employees... by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Someone is lazy and untalented if they think a father who abandoned his child is a dick? There are plenty of other examples of what a horrible person he was, but that alone is enough to damn anyone.

      You are very quick at condemning. I suppose you condemn Steve Jobs' biological parents as well, who both abandoned him? And I mean totally abandoned him. The reality is that there are millions of parents who treated and treat their children worse.

  5. The legend grows by rmdingler · · Score: 2
    It's essentially a movie script that played out in reality. Poor nobodies made great by genius innovation that began in their garage.

    You have intrigue, a second act, and an untimely death to the lead role.

    This is likely not even the final rendition.

    --
    Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

    Ernest Hemingway

  6. Re:Mostly bad by tnk1 · · Score: 1

    Heh, even Jobs couldn't avoid being thrown out of Apple. It's just that he got to come back.

  7. Perhaps half of us are by tepples · · Score: 1, Funny

    We're all dicks.

    Half.

    Seriously, does anyone make it to the top without at least some dickness?

    Former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, former Canadian Prime Minister Kim Campbell, consecutive former New Zealand Prime Ministers Jenny Shipley and Helen Clark, former Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard, and sitting German Chancellor Angela Merkel. Heads of government of major industrialized countries, not a D between them. (Source) In sixteen months, we'll see whether former US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton will become the next Leader of the [relatively] Free World.

    1. Re:Perhaps half of us are by gnasher719 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Concerning Merkel and Greece, it is kind of hard to explain to the people of your country why they would have to work more years to get their pension, so that Greeks can enjoy their pensions a bit earlier. And why they have to pay taxes so that Greeks don't have to.

    2. Re:Perhaps half of us are by ITRambo · · Score: 1

      Substitute "asshole" for "dick" to remove gender bias. The story remains the same.

    3. Re:Perhaps half of us are by rodrigoandrade · · Score: 1

      +1000 Insightful.

      Thank you for summarizing the whole issue so eloquently. Wanna be a commie, GTFO EU.

    4. Re:Perhaps half of us are by asylumx · · Score: 3, Informative

      He said "We're all dicks" not "we all have dicks."

    5. Re:Perhaps half of us are by Totenglocke · · Score: 2

      The Greek people didn't take out the loans

      No, but they voted for the bad policies that resulted in having to take out loans.

      --
      "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." ~Thomas Jefferson
    6. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      So you're responsible for what Obama does then?

    7. Re:Perhaps half of us are by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Just like Americans voted for the bad policies that resulting in having to take out loans. If WE were part of the EU, how much would we be requesting?

      Probably not much because so far, the US is fairly sufficient and is not defaulting on loans. You may recall a year ago certain political careers got deep-sixed over the suggestion of a situation that could let the US default.

    8. Re:Perhaps half of us are by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Gary Johnson: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

    9. Re:Perhaps half of us are by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      What austerity program?

      When was the last year Greece spent LESS money than the previous year.

    10. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Greek government spending has reduced year on year 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014.

      Next question.

      What austerity? Are you blind? Or are they being rather selective of the news where your chose to get it?

    11. Re:Perhaps half of us are by jwdb · · Score: 1

      And the failed austerity programme was forced upon them by the ECB and the IMF.

      Demonstrably false. If Greece had wanted to they could have said no, but then no one would have loaned the money and we'd have gone through what we're going through today 5 years ago instead. The conditions the ECB and IMF attached to their money may have been poorly thought out, but no one forced Greece to take it.

      Oh, you want money with no strings attached? Well, I want a pony.

    12. Re:Perhaps half of us are by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Some of them did. The people worst affected, particularly by unemployment, are the young ones who were only children or not even born when that stuff was going on.

      The Greek government has a point. The only way out is for the Greek economy to reform and grow. Endless grinding austerity will just cause another revolution. The first one was peaceful, but if it fails the next one won't be. What do young, angry Greeks have to lose?

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      const int one = 65536; (Silvermoon, Texture.cs)
      SJW, n: "Someone I don't like, and by the way I'm a fuckwit" - AC
    13. Re:Perhaps half of us are by Jack+Griffin · · Score: 1

      GP is talking about being a dick, not owning a dick

    14. Re:Perhaps half of us are by jwdb · · Score: 1

      And fuck your low-brow paranoid class warfare. Iceland doesn't use the Euro, so it's a completely different situation: they can devalue their way out of debt and crisis, at significant pain to their import businesses but sparing their local economy. Greece could have done the same if they hadn't been set on hitching themselves to a set of economies far better off than their own. They didn't know what they were doing then, they still don't now what they were doing now, and the Greece people are suffering for it. I'd blame them for electing idiots, but it seems they didn't have much choice.

    15. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      They didn't know what they were doing then, they still don't now what they were doing now, and the Greece people are suffering for it. I'd blame them for electing idiots, but it seems they didn't have much choice.

      What?! Ha! Yanis Varoufakis is the most economically qualified finance minister in Europe. Probably in the world.

      And choice? The Greeks have just given an overwhelming vote of confidence to their government in the referendum, giving an overwhelming no to accepting the creditors offer.

      And class warfare? That's what the creditors were attempting by making the poor pay, whilst insisting on keeping tax concessions for the rich. That's both stupid and evil.

    16. Re:Perhaps half of us are by jwdb · · Score: 1

      What?! Ha! Yanis Varoufakis is the most economically qualified finance minister in Europe. Probably in the world.

      Can't imagine what you base that on. A finance minister who drives away his last and final source of credit isn't the most qualified in my book.

      And choice? The Greeks have just given an overwhelming vote of confidence to their government in the referendum, giving an overwhelming no to accepting the creditors offer.

      Not the choice I was referring to, but indeed, that they have, and I wish them good luck with the drachma. Hopefully they'll be able to devalue themselves back to stability.

      And class warfare? That's what the creditors were attempting by making the poor pay, whilst insisting on keeping tax concessions for the rich. That's both stupid and evil.

      Oh stop with that nonsense, please. I'll repeat myself: if the Greek government doesn't want to reform they don't have to - they're a sovereign state, after all - but in that case they shouldn't expect any support from the EU.

    17. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      What?! Ha! Yanis Varoufakis is the most economically qualified finance minister in Europe. Probably in the world.

      Can't imagine what you base that on.

      On economics qualifications of course. From wikipedia:

      "In 1982, Varoufakis decided to pursue a MSc in mathematical statistics at the University of Birmingham and a PhD in economics (Essex).[11][12]

      "Varoufakis was inspired to study economics after he met Andreas Papandreou, an academic economist who founded PASOK and became Greeceâ(TM)s first socialist prime minister.[7] After training in mathematics and statistics, he received his PhD in economics in 1987 at the University of Essex.

      "University of Essex & University of East Anglia[edit]
      Before that he had already begun teaching economics and econometrics at the University of Essex and the University of East Anglia. In 1988, he spent a year as a Fellow at the University of Cambridge.

      "University of Sydney[edit]
      From 1989 until 2000 he taught as senior lecturer in economics at the Department of Economics of the University of Sydney.

      "University of Athens[edit]
      In 2000, he accepted the offer of Yannis Stournaras to become Professor of Economic Theory at the University of Athens.[7] In 2002, Varoufakis established The University of Athens Doctoral Program in Economics (UADPhilEcon), which he directed until 2008."

    18. Re:Perhaps half of us are by jwdb · · Score: 1

      Well, despite all those credentials, he clearly forgot that theory and practice are not the same. He knew what he was talking about when he talked about the debt load being way too much, but I'm disappointed that someone with so much teaching experience would be completely incapable of communicating with the rest of the EU. Doesn't matter if you're the smartest person on earth, if you can't talk to others without driving them mad then you may as well be a fool, because you won't get anything done either way.

      Guess the Greeks will have to muddle along without him.

    19. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You're missing something. By saying how is actually is, rather than how the Germans and French ministers wanted to portray it, Varoufakis won the referendum with a landslide victory. He's more popular with the people of Greece than any finance minister has ever been!

      That's given Greece a much stronger hand. They are still going to be arguing for the same, regardless of whether Varoufakis is at the table or not.

    20. Re:Perhaps half of us are by jwdb · · Score: 1

      He's more popular with the people of Greece... That's given Greece a much stronger hand.

      Why do you keep bringing up how popular the Greek government is as if that matters? Why would the EU creditors care even one iota about that? The EU is under no obligation to do a deal, nor is it interested in supporting Greece at all costs, so the fact that the Greek government is popular with Greeks is irrelevant. Greece has no leverage, has not had any leverage for a long time, and won't have any leverage for a long time coming.

      The Greeks may like Varoufakis, but the rest of the EU doesn't give a rat's ass what the Greeks think. At this point they probably consider all Greeks to be idiots.

    21. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      It makes all the difference in the world. The creditors want regime change. They've just been shown they can't have it.

      they probably consider all Greeks to be idiots.

      I'm afraid you're projecting there.

    22. Re:Perhaps half of us are by jwdb · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you're projecting there.

      Not based on what I hear from other Belgians...

      It makes all the difference in the world. The creditors want regime change. They've just been shown they can't have it.

      Even if I were to accept that is their goal (and you've given zero arguments for why it would be), why would that strengthen Greece? If they've been shown they definitively can't get what they want from Greece, that therefore ends their relationship, and they're even more likely to kick Greece to the curb rather than if they were just chasing after their money. If you're right, Greece is now in an even weaker position than I've been arguing.

      You cannot conclude through any logical process that: 1) the EU is still dealing with Greece because they want to execute a regime change; 2) the EU has now been shown they can't have it; 3) therefore, the current Greek regime is in a stronger negotiating position. But (3) does not follow from (1) and (2), rather what follows is that the EU will now lose interest because they can't get what they want, and Greece will be cut loose.

      There's not really much point in debating if you can't even make your chain of thought hang together consistently. Get back to me if and when you figure how to make a substantive argument.

    23. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You're saying that most Belgians are racist?

      You cannot conclude through any logical process that: 1) the EU is still dealing with Greece because they want to execute a regime change; 2) the EU has now been shown they can't have it; 3) therefore, the current Greek regime is in a stronger negotiating position. But (3) does not follow from (1) and (2)

      I never said 3 follows from 1 and 2. But all three are true. Perhaps the ingredient that you're missing is that the Euro is a German and French plan more than anything. If the Eurozone fails, they lose big time. And if Greece falls out of the Eurozone it may be like toppling dominos. That's why Greece is in a stronger position than you imagine.

    24. Re:Perhaps half of us are by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Are you saying the final, literal number of euros spent by the Greek government decreased each year?

      Because if you were saying that you'd be wrong.

      http://www.cato.org/blog/looki...

      Talk to me about "austerity" when any government actually spends less whatevers in a given year.

      Everything else is just people agitating about not getting their free stuff, which apparently, somehow, they have a civil right to.

    25. Re:Perhaps half of us are by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Are you saying the final, literal number of euros spent by the Greek government decreased each year?

      Yes.

      http://www.cato.org/blog/looki...

      You don't understand the difference between nominal and real. The " final, literal number of euros" is the "nominal" line on your chart. And as you see it started going down in 2009.

      Everything else is just people agitating about not getting their free stuff, which apparently, somehow, they have a civil right to.

      You don't even understand what the words mean. You're just parroting.

    26. Re:Perhaps half of us are by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      OK, I admit. I did get the words mixed up.

      Thank you for educating me.

  8. Folklore.org by sarkeizen · · Score: 2

    http://www.folklore.org/

    Not a bad source for stories about Jobs dickish behavior...and before some /.er wants to point it out I'll do so. There's one story with Knuth where Steve looks like a pretty big doofus. It's been reported that Knuth has denied it - in particular in a talk by Randal Monroe's where he was present - the actual quote from Knuth though could easily be interpreted as avoiding the question rather than denying it.

    1. Re:Folklore.org by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      The Knuth story is obviously apocryphal. The selection of Knuth for the story and the use of the word "all" is exactly what you would do if writing a gag. The fact that Knuth has denied it has laid it to rest for anyone who's rationality isn't blinded by hatred.

    2. Re:Folklore.org by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Not a bad source for stories about Jobs dickish behavior...and before some /.er wants to point it out I'll do so. There's one story with Knuth where Steve looks like a pretty big doofus. It's been reported that Knuth has denied it - in particular in a talk by Randal Monroe's where he was present - the actual quote from Knuth though could easily be interpreted as avoiding the question rather than denying it.

      Reading the story, it is inconceivable that Knuth would have said what he said. And surely Steve didn't look like a doofus at all, but as being polite, which makes Donald Knuth's purported answer an absolute dick move. And I'm sure that Jobs knew who Knuth is, and that some employees had told him about Knuth's books and how important they are.

    3. Re:Folklore.org by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      I have yet to see where Knuth clearly denies the story. It is corroborated by the two other living people in the room (although they have differing recollections as to how strong the rebuke was). So it's at least plausible.

    4. Re:Folklore.org by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      Reading the story, it is inconceivable that Knuth would have said what he said.

      If you take a look at the comments. The other person in the room recalled a somewhat softer rebuke. I'm sorry that either are beyond your ability to conceive.

      And surely Steve didn't look like a doofus at all

      I think someone who says "I've read all your books" to Knuth really didn't know to what he was referring. TAOCPS was at three volumes in 1986 and I doubt Steve Jobs - based on his not-very technical reputation - would have got through them. Not to mention a few books on math, typography as well as the MIX/360 users guide.

      Steve Jobs accomplished some great things - with an enormous amount of help from people who actually knew how to do things - but there is absolutely no evidence that he knew anything about coding. So, to me anyway saying you've read all someones work when you clearly have not and could not. Makes you look like a doofus.

    5. Re:Folklore.org by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      Where is it corroborated by two other people in the room?

    6. Re:Folklore.org by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      The person writing the story was present Tom Zito and so was Mike Boich (who mentions this in the comments).

    7. Re:Folklore.org by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Steve Jobs accomplished some great things - with an enormous amount of help from people who actually knew how to do things - but there is absolutely no evidence that he knew anything about coding. So, to me anyway saying you've read all someones work when you clearly have not and could not. Makes you look like a doofus.

      It makes you look like a polite host. Jobs knew it wasn't true, Knuth knew it wasn't true. It was just polite. (If Jobs actually said this, since Knuth denies giving the reply he supposedly gave). You know, social interaction.

    8. Re:Folklore.org by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      You believing this apocryphal tale is reality makes you look like a doofus.

    9. Re:Folklore.org by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      It makes you look like a polite host

      Not really.

      You know, social interaction.

      Spoken like someone who as only read about such things. See if Jobs had opened with a lie like "I'm interested in your work" *that* would be a fiction which is has a social purpose (Pro Tip: In my experience just admitting ignorance probably works better). It gives the other person permission to talk about themselves. Whereas "I've read all your books" is actually anti-social. Knuth knows he can't talk about his work because he knows Jobs hasn't read it and probably knows it's beyond Job's ability to understand. Not only that but if he picked up on the obvious lead and wanted to talk about a specific work it puts Jobs in the awkward position to continue to lie or catches him in a lie (awkward for most people, for all I know Jobs lied a lot). A statement like that actually shuts social interaction down (It's the "inter" part that's important - in case your books don't cover that). Not unlike the way bragging shuts down social interaction.

      So I get that you might not understand that. Social moires can be subtle. But by the time you're out of college I'm sure you'll have these things down. :-)

    10. Re:Folklore.org by sarkeizen · · Score: 1

      Technically, I'm simply saying it's plausible. Knuth is a little cagey about denying it. Two people recollect some kind of rebuke. Steve wasn't exactly Mr. Modest. Knuth wasn't beyond the occasional barb.

  9. Re:"Musk" "Elon Musk" "Minky Musky Sly Stoaty Stoa by tepples · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'll wait for the furry retelling.

  10. Re:"Musk" "Elon Musk" "Minky Musky Sly Stoaty Stoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    There's a subject line that's going to be entirely lost on US audiences.

  11. Who watches these things? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    You would have thought the market for this kind of thing would have dried up long ago.

  12. I wonder why they keep making these movies by DrXym · · Score: 1

    Is there really a large audience demand to see a dramatisation about a sociopath whose company made computers and gadgets?

    1. Re:I wonder why they keep making these movies by sound+vision · · Score: 1

      Apparently there is, they made that Facebook movie too. Could be the beginning of a new genre. Or maybe a continuation of an old genre but with tech-oriented characters... I don't watch many movies so I have few points of reference.
      These movies are really just one manifestation of the general public all having iPhones and Facebook accounts now.

  13. Jobs is admired because greed by tekrat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Let's face it; the reason Jobs is so admired is because we live in a "gimme gimme" world. The 1% love him because he actually did "build it" out of nothing (on the backs of thousands of other employees) -- which was their mantra while Mitt Romney was trying to prove that the 1% were the "job creators". The reality of course is that most of the very wealthy inherited their money; but that's the subject of another discussion.

    What Jobs did was bully the people below him into creating great work. He knew they could do better if they just put in that 100-hour week and ended up divorced and alcoholics. Only by destroying those below you can achieve greatness by taking credit for all their hard work.

    The 1% love Jobs because that's what they want to do; abuse everyone below them and in so doing, whip them into making something they'll be admired for.

    But they are forgetting that Steve actually did have some out-of-the-box thinking; he wasn't a total idiot, and he could sell ice-boxes to eskimos. He actually had some skill and talent and a fuckload of charisma, and that's also why people were willing to kill themselves for him.

    But the average borg-drone MBA only sees Steve being a dick, and assumes that's how he's supposed to treat his employees, and that's why America is so fucked up.

    Apple made nice things, but America can't have nice things. Unless of course, you're already fabulously wealthy.

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    If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
    1. Re:Jobs is admired because greed by BasilBrush · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I admire Jobs because he made design, quality and user experience the overriding factors in creating products. And he had the confidence to know that approach would win out in the end. And the taste to be able to personally ensure the company kept on track.

      The people who hate jobs are invariably people who don't appreciate design, and think it's just decoration.

    2. Re:Jobs is admired because greed by jammz · · Score: 1

      This!!!!!!!!!!

      What everyone on Slashdot who hates Jobs forgets, is how critical he was in one of the most massive transformations in technology of the past forty years: It's about the user stupid! Prior to his near manic obsession with his "perfect experiences," most technology companies, run by engineers, focused on the cool technology. Jobs helped to make technology a tool for the masses. Now, in a post-Jobs world and thanks to very smart people at companies like IDEO, which exists in large part because of Apple's impact, some tech companies focus on customer experiences.

      Regardless of your feelings about Jobs, our world would be a VERY different place if "human centric" and "customer experience" concepts didn't exist or were introduced later by other people. There was no one in tech at the time who, like Jobs, understood how to sell and how to push people to care about customer's wants and needs. That's why Apple is one of the largest and most successful companies in American history.

    3. Re:Jobs is admired because greed by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Those people must just be holding it wrong...

      As opposed to all those other cell phone companies? Enjoying your Galaxy 6 with the screen that breaks (as opposed to only bending)?

  14. Re:First Movie by invid · · Score: 1

    Genius: Having the balls to tell the engineering team "Hmmm . . . it's not quite right. Go change it and bring it back tomorrow" as many times as it takes to get it right.

    --
    The Moore-Murphy Law: The number of things that will go wrong will double every 2 years.
  15. And you all thought that Bill Gates was bad... by alexjplant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Jobs hagiography and cult-like behavior surrounding Apple products from my generation ("millennials") is disturbing. If I had a nickel for the number of times that I asked somebody to click the Start button only to be met with the response "Where's that? Oh, sorry... I use a Mac at home" I'd be a billionaire. Which is more believable: that you don't know the location of a UI element that's been an institution SINCE THE DAY YOU POPPED OUT OF YOUR MOTHER THAT EXISTS ON A PLATFORM WITH GREATER THAN 90% MARKET PENETRATION or that you're not-so-subtly objecting to the hyperbolic pain and anguish that is the necessity of using Windows NT in a corporate environment? Apple's shit is just as uniquely stinky as every other tech vendor's. Their error messages are even more garbage and cryptic than Windows (ever try connecting to a CIFS-shared printer on OS X?). OS X apps crash with the same degree of regularity as Windows. And on top of all of this their UI is downright abhorrent and unapologetically dedicated to what some focus group leader perceives to be the LCD of computer users. OS X is the only desktop environment I've struggled to grok after having used at least a dozen different ones with some degree of regularity in my lifetime. Nothing about Apple at this point distinguishes it from the myriad of other offerings in the consumer IT world except for their Flavor-Aid, "Genius Bars," and pricing model. Jobs created a monster that's far greater of a threat to our freedom than M$. I can't help but think that we'd have been better off had NeXT succeeded and he hadn't had the smug satisfaction of returning to Apple and riding it up from its lowest point in history.

    1. Re:And you all thought that Bill Gates was bad... by alexjplant · · Score: 1

      Yes, that must be it. Either that or the fact that they assume that everybody thinks in the same narrow paradigms and shoehorn everything into them under the guise of 'usability.' The fact that Apple keyboards eschew Home and End buttons is more than enough to frustrate me to the point of aneurysm, let alone the "Dock," network share navigation... the list goes on and on. Give me *box and Thunar any day of the week. I stopped having to have mommy hold my hand in public I was 5 years old; I don't deserve to have a computer do the same to me so many years later.

    2. Re:And you all thought that Bill Gates was bad... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      As you pointed out, OS X has a single digit market share in most places. So who in the hell are you talking to all of the time? Besides, if you are exposed to this weirdo OS all the time and you have an IQ higher than my Labrador Retriever, you should have been able to figure most of this stuff out.

      It's for the 'rest of us' after all.

      Snowflake.

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  16. People by msobkow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    People will put up with a lot of shit if you're brilliant.

    If you're just average, they're just going to call you "Asshole!" and walk away.

    Teaching people to emulate Jobs is teaching them to be dicks, not to be brilliant.

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    1. Re:People by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      If you look at Jobs' positives, there are very few people who come close. I mean how many people are there in the world who started a company that is worth just $10 billion today? Very, very few.

      If you look at Jobs' negatives, I _know_ people personally who were much worse in their personal life, without any redeeming features. And there are plenty of bosses who behave as bad or worse, again without the redeeming features.

  17. Re:"Musk" "Elon Musk" "Minky Musky Sly Stoaty Stoa by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

    I'm hoping it opens with a young Elon watching as his parents are brutally hunted for their scent glands.

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  18. Not everyone wants a simple life by sjbe · · Score: 1

    And isn't that a better, much more realistic goal a parent should push their kid towards than founding a global tech company?

    Depends on the kid. I don't think you can realistically push anyone to be a global tech icon. That has to come from within and requires more than a tiny bit of luck. What you can do though is help provide opportunity and structure and see what happens.

    Working a well paying job that allows you to live comfortably and gives you enough free time and means to do something you enjoy at home, what more could you ask for?

    Nothing wrong with what you describe but it won't change the world either. Some people want more out of their career than a comfortable life. Speaking for myself I've founded several companies, have run several others and I very much enjoy what I do for a living. I don't just want a basic 9-5 job with a few weeks vacation and a 401K. I want something more than that. I want to create successful companies. You aren't going to do that playing it safe or doing the comfortable easy thing.

    1. Re:Not everyone wants a simple life by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Nothing wrong with what you describe but it won't change the world either. Some people want more out of their career than a comfortable life. Speaking for myself I've founded several companies, have run several others and I very much enjoy what I do for a living. I don't just want a basic 9-5 job with a few weeks vacation and a 401K. I want something more than that. I want to create successful companies. You aren't going to do that playing it safe or doing the comfortable easy thing.

      I never said something like this was a bad thing, just that you don't push children into wanting to do something like that. Like you said, it comes from within.

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  19. Hopefully you can't teach that anyway by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    It is believed that being a sociopath is a genetic condition so I don't think it can be taught.

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  20. Woz is a nice guy but nice is boring to watch by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Agreed. I would much rather see a movie about Woz.

    I think you are firmly in the minority there. I have huge respect for Woz but he's just not all that interesting of a guy. I've read his autobiography and honestly it was pretty dull and I'm firmly in the group that should be the target audience. Furthermore without Jobs you'd have never heard of Woz. Possibly the reverse is true as well but I have a strong suspicious Jobs would have been more likely of the two to succeed without the other. I say that meaning no disrespect to Woz at all. Great guy, great engineer, but he is a perfect example of catching lighting in a bottle.

    Not only was his work much more interesting than anything Jobs did, but he's a character who I could actually root for.

    The only people who think that Woz's work is more interesting are the sort of people (like us) who read slashdot. Jobs is a FAR more complex and challenging and intriguing character. The fact that you may not like him doesn't make him less interesting - quite the opposite. Flawed characters make for interesting stories. Nice guys doing the right thing is pretty boring most of the time. Nice but not a compelling story.

    When I watch a Jobs bio, I spend most of the time hoping one of the other characters onscreen will just beat the shit out of him.

    Which is a more interesting take than watching Woz and just thinking "what a nice guy" all the time.

  21. Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    I keep watching the Sony trailer but I don't see Steve Jobs anywhere. Just a clean shaven, German-looking egomaniac moving back and forth across the screen.

    1. Re:Hmm... by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      I saw Christian Bale in "American Psycho II" from the trailer.

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    2. Re:Hmm... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      Strange... I didn't see anyone say, "I'M STEVE JOBS!"

  22. Testing a man's character by sjbe · · Score: 2

    All of us may be dicks, but very few of us are so dickish as to fuck over even Woz.

    That's because very few of us will ever have such an opportunity. While I think most people are generally good and decent, experience has taught me that an awful lot of those same good and decent people are not above temptation. There are a lot of people (including some reading this most likely) who would screw over a friend for financial gain. People will steal if they think they can get away with it. I think Abraham Lincoln said it best - "Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."

    1. Re:Testing a man's character by rockout · · Score: 2

      What you think is of little consequence, as Lincoln never said that pithy quote. http://www.greatamericanhistor...

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    2. Re:Testing a man's character by NotDrWho · · Score: 1

      You have a pretty weak sense of morality if you can be tempted to screw over one of your best friends for a mere $2,200.

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  23. He was a liar and craptastic 'parent' by Morpeth · · Score: 1

    The whole thing with his daughter (lying about paternity, even lying in open court saying he was infertile -- it's on record), so he didn't have to take responsibility for her, that alone to me put him high on the raging asshole list. Meanwhile he was already a millionaire, and the mother had to go onto public assistance to get by.

    Sure, he eventually reconnected with his daughter, once she was like 18 and after he was now a billionaire -- but those early years without a father, can never, ever be replaced not matter what you do.

    I'm NOT getting into the MS vs. Apple thing, but I'm much more impressed by what Gates has done with his life & fortunes that Jobs.

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    'The unexamined life is not worth living' - Socrates
    1. Re:He was a liar and craptastic 'parent' by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      The whole thing with his daughter ...

      And I know people who have been worse. A lot worse. Fathers where the problem was not that they weren't there, but that they were there.

      And comparing to Gates, Gates got involved with a woman whom he then married much, much later in his life. Jobs also got married much, much later in his life and I haven't heard anything bad about that marriage, and about his children from this marriage. And who says there aren't one or two little Gates' around somewhere in the world who never knew who their father is?

  24. Too badd about Patches by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Too bad Matt Patches can't learn to communicate elegantly rather than using foul language. He has no credibility as a result. Ignored.

  25. Paths to success by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Jobs is uninspiring to me. Without Woz, there would have been no innovation to sell, but with those two, they had an actual product to show off first thing.

    No company of any consequence is built by just one person. The error in your argument is you are presuming that Jobs couldn't have found another path or partner to success without Woz. Given that Jobs built three companies (Apple, NeXT and Pixar) it seems somewhat reasonable that chances of Jobs succeeding without Woz would be fairly high. We wouldn't have Apple but perhaps we would have had something else.

    Whether Jobs is inspiring to you or not is a matter of personal choice and I don't disagree. Clearly he was very inspiring to a lot of people. It's ok if you aren't one of them. Personally I respect what he accomplished professionally (hard not to) but he's not someone I idolize or care to emulate personally. I doubt I would have liked to work with/for the man.

    virtually every other CEO has done something to better the world... and Jobs's legacy doesn't seem to be one of philanthropy.

    There are more ways to improve the world than through philanthropy. As just one small example: the iPhone I have sitting on my desk allows me to easily Facetime with my mother in Texas who is in a nursing home in hospice. I assure you that I regard that as an improvement to the world and Mr. Jobs is in no small way responsible for that being possible. Yes the guy was a major dick in some very tangible ways but to claim he's done nothing positive really isn't fair or accurate.

  26. Trailer left me unimpressed by bfwebster · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I didn't know Jobs well, but I did have a number of direct conversations with him, sat in on meetings at NeXT with him, spent five years developing software for NeXTstep, and had many talks with people who worked closely him (again, mostly at NeXT); our last conversation was him calling me up to yell at me for an op-ed piece of mine in BYTE (Nov 94) called "Whither Nextstep?"

    With that tee-up, I'll say that Fassbender's portrayal of Jobs in this trailer pretty much falls flat. Fassbender looks too professional and lacks that burning gaze that Jobs used to such great effect, even while using up the people around him. Frankly, Fassbender comes across more like John Scully trying to act like Steve Jobs than like Jobs himself. Also, it took me a bit to realize that Seth Rogan was supposed to be playing Woz; again, the wrong vibes and aura. Frankly, I think that Jack Black with a beard would have been a better choice for Woz. ..bruce..

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    1. Re:Trailer left me unimpressed by jammz · · Score: 1

      Agreed! I never had direct conversations with Jobs, but I saw interactions at Apple with others and I agree, Fassbender's portrayal is too soft and unfocused. There's none of the laser like intensity that seemed to radiate from Jobs.

  27. It's pretty bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    But not as bad as the 24th re-telling of the Spider-Man story.

  28. I think there's something to be said... by spads · · Score: 1

    ...for doing him justice as a "dick weasel".

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    Bukowski said it. I believe it. That settles it.
  29. 2 criticisms by sribe · · Score: 1

    1) Of course they're going for drama, thus will focus on and magnify anything they can find that makes Jobs look "mercurial".

    2) Is it true, what I read a couple of weeks ago, that in the movie the team that built the Mac is depicted as 8 men? If that is actually the case, the director and producer should dragged onto the back lot and shot. The team that built the Mac was 8 men and 4 women. Why on earth would they, in the year 2015, write the women out of the story???

  30. Where is pirates of the Silicon Valley 2? by Tighe_L · · Score: 2

    Just wondering as it seems like I would like to see how they would do it.

  31. Re:"Musk" "Elon Musk" "Minky Musky Sly Stoaty Stoa by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

    At least Elon Musk has done some original things, as opposed to Steve Jobs who just took someone else's idea, gave it a spit-shine, then sold it for three times as much.

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  32. Zen and the Art of Creating Computers by Art3x · · Score: 3, Informative

    "I'm gonna see it! I want it to be as beautiful as possible, even if it's inside the box. A great carpenter isn't going to use lousy wood for the back of a cabinet, even though nobody's going to see it." This is Steve Jobs pushing the Macintosh team to redesign the circuit board because some of the spacing was ugly.

    Steve Jobs also pushed them to make it boot as fast as possible, rejected computer fans because of noise, and said a multibutton mouse would be inelegant. He went to great pains to make the Apple Store out of glass. Even his slides were Zen.

    He was a complex character. He certainly wasn't your typical businessman:

    "My passion has been to build an enduring company where people were motivated to make great products . . . the products, not the profits, were the motivation. Sculley flipped these priorities to where the goal was to make money. It's a subtle difference, but it ends up meaning everything."

  33. Name one original thing that Elon Musk has done. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Or anybody else for that matter. Everything under the sun has prior art. Every "new" invention involves combining some prior technology with a spit-shine and then reselling it.

    Apple is held to a standard that noone else in technology has ever been held to.

  34. Really? by hduff · · Score: 2

    He was an asshat who accomplished some interesting things.

    Let's just leave it at that.

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  35. Re: Name one original thing that Elon Musk has don by gmiller123456 · · Score: 1

    The point he was trying to make was the Jobs didn't invent anything, not even an improvement over an old invention. He was just a charasmatic guy who got other people to do the work for him.

  36. you havent read his bio carefully by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Musk didnt start paypal but merged into it.
    Musk bought Tesla from a couple of creative engineers. He didnt start it.
    However he great job of making both prominent companies.

  37. Nope, you misunderstood, I guess ... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    I actually have 3 kids and I wasn't trying to say what he did was "simply ok" at all!

    I'm just saying it's definitely a thought that runs through the heads of immature guys when they find themselves in those kinds of situations. I watched it happen with people I knew through the crazy "dot com" era.

    I think Steve J. managed to turn his personal life around considerably as he got older but there's no doubt it took him a long time to address his issues. (On the flip side? At least he finally did.... More than I can say for most Hollywood actors/actresses and celebs out there.)

    1. Re:Nope, you misunderstood, I guess ... by Xest · · Score: 1

      "I'm just saying it's definitely a thought that runs through the heads of immature guys when they find themselves in those kinds of situations. I watched it happen with people I knew through the crazy "dot com" era."

      It's not all immature guys though that's the problem, most guys making it to adulthood without getting a girl pregnant. The only ones who do are frankly, the ones that are dicks, and I think that's kind of the point being made here.

      I know the point you're trying to make, that we make more stupid decisions when we're younger, but there are some decisions that can't just be put down to immaturity, some are just down to pure dickishness. Even some dicks that get their teenage girlfriends pregnant are more than capable of sticking with their girlfriend and raising their kid with her. The only ones that don't are dicks regardless as to whether they're immature or not and I think that's the point the GP is making - immaturity isn't an excuse for some things, some things you just know are wrong no matter how old you are - things like murder, and getting a girl pregnant and then refusing to support the kid.

      As such I think the point is that his immaturity just doesn't matter. It's not an excuse for that particular thing. If we were talking about driving fast and writing a car off or something, or getting high on weed and so on then sure, fair enough, but getting a girl pregnant and refusing to support her? that's not immaturity, that's just raw dickishness.

  38. The real question: by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Is encouraging kids to grow up to be a trailer reviewer a good thing?

  39. Re:"Musk" "Elon Musk" "Minky Musky Sly Stoaty Stoa by vought · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're right. Engineers would be so much better off if we just let them develop their ideas, market them, and fail in peace.

  40. Re: Name one original thing that Elon Musk has don by vought · · Score: 1

    For all his faults, he was terrific at determining what people actually wanted to buy and directing engineers to create that.

    Your invention is worthless if no one uses it.

  41. Re: Name one original thing that Elon Musk has don by vought · · Score: 1

    "not even an improvement over an old invention."

    Right. Because the Macintosh was exactly like the Xerox Star, right down to the three-button Mouse and Smalltalk commands. Which Jobs licensed for a very agreeable amount - and he then directed the improvements that led to the popular GUI-driven personal computer.

    The iMac - a minimalist, low-cost, laptop-derived machine with a CRT that was extremely easy to set up and which was design-forward - good-looking enough to put it in the center of your living area and not hide under a desk. Yeah, that was totally already done.

    I wonder sometimes if Slashdot has gotten any better, then I come over and read stuff like this in the 'discussion' and realize it's just the same old, same old.

  42. Re: Name one original thing that Elon Musk has don by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    The iMac - a minimalist, low-cost, laptop-derived machine with a CRT that was extremely easy to set up and which was design-forward - good-looking enough to put it in the center of your living area and not hide under a desk. Yeah, that was totally already done.

    Are we talking about these things? The only time something like that was good enough looking to put in the living room was a short period in the 60s (if they came out in the 70s, they would have been uglier shades of orange and earthen brown). I'd rather have a beige mini-tower in comparison.

    It was not exactly a stunning debut for Ive's design; he got a lot better when he discovered the joys of barely-translucent white. Most of the rest of his designs have been home runs.

  43. eye of the beholder by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    Ashton Kutcher found something inspiring (both in his film portrayal but moreso at the Nickelodeon awards) about someone who might not have seemed that way to those in his life.

  44. somethig good might just come out this time by creebhills · · Score: 1

    well well well, i see, lets just keep our fingers crossed... CREEBHILLS BLOG REVIEW|FORBES RELEASES LIST OF THE 2015 WORLD'S HIGHEST-PAID SUPERSTARS

  45. Soon on a cinema near you! by qrwe · · Score: 1

    "The Amazing Jobs"

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  46. Re:"Musk" "Elon Musk" "Minky Musky Sly Stoaty Stoa by Whiteox · · Score: 1

    Can we have some BBWs in there as well?

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  47. Jobs... by stolidobserver · · Score: 1

    If it doesn't involve butt-seks, then it isn't Hollywood. The agenda cannot be forgotten!

  48. jobs (2013) by sad_ · · Score: 1

    That first Jobs movie wasn't bad, it gets a lot of bad comments, but i didn't notice anything really bad about it.
    And to make another one, so soon after the first, why? Said trailer doesn't really blow me away.

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  49. Re: Name one original thing that Elon Musk has don by Plumpaquatsch · · Score: 1

    Right. Because the Macintosh was exactly like the Xerox Star, right down to the three-button Mouse and Smalltalk commands. Which Jobs licensed for a very agreeable amount

    Apple didn't license anything from Xerox. In fact, Xerox sued Apple over the Lisa (and lost) for Apple's use of "their" technology, despite the fact that the mouse and windowing were created much earlier by Doug Engelbart.

    Even if your whole narrative about Apple wasn't bunk, the fact that Douglas Engelbart's only relation with Xerox is that some co-workers basically took his work and moved over there is the icing on the dumb-cake that is your claim.

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  50. imitation fails every time by r-diddly · · Score: 1

    Inspire your kids to be the best [name of your kid here] they can be, not any kind of Steve Jobs.

  51. Re:it's obvious by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Jobs was a MARKETING genius.

    Did Jobs place mines around Madison Avenue and snipers on roof tops to keep everyone else out? Apple is coming up on 40, but no other technology company has been able to craft an ad campaign in all that time?

    Hatebois gonna hate.