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Climatologists: By 2100, the Earth Will Have an Entirely Different Ocean

merbs writes: The ocean is in the midst of radical, manmade change. It can seem kind of crazy that one of the most immense properties on Earth—the ocean washes over 71 percent of the planet—could be completely transformed by a swarm of comparatively tiny, fleshy mammals. But humans are indeed remaking the ocean, in almost every conceivable way. The ocean we know today—that billions swim, fish, float, and surf in—that vast planetary body of water will be of an entirely different character by the end of the century: hotter, higher, trashier, and more acidic.

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  1. That's stupid by Fwipp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I dunno if it's the summary or the article that's trash, but wow. Terrible.

    1. Re:That's stupid by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1, Troll

      ...of course no mentioning of, oh say, your actual reasoning!

    2. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1, Troll

      Personally I've had enough with the dire predictions that never come true. This one in particular seems fishy (no pun intended) because it's already known that the oceans have been more acidic in the past few thousand years, and yet aquatic life remains.

      But, changes that people really don't like tend to bring about a response. The Cuyahoga river for example was so toxic that it was completely devoid of fish, and the water itself was flammable, whereas now some 44 species inhabit it.

    3. Re:That's stupid by fustakrakich · · Score: 1

      Ah so what? It draws a crowd, just like Donald Trump... I believe that's the intent... This one should get 500 comments or more.

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    4. Re:That's stupid by Barsteward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't know the history of Cuyahoga river but if its similar to the Thames then it was polluted by man until there were no fish and then man cleaned up the pollution it created and now the fish have come back.

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    5. Re:That's stupid by SomeoneFromBelgium · · Score: 1

      Don't listen to the article. Everything is allright. No arguments needed. It just is.

      Everything is fine.

      IT'S FINE!

    6. Re:That's stupid by Gadget_Guy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Man's 3% of emissions seems to matter more than nature's 97%. Anyone who believes the climate change crap is not using their brain.

      When the 97% of nature is in balance, then the 3% of mankind's emissions will be enough to put it out of balance.

      It seems that someone doesn't understand how an equilibrium works. You can use your brain and still be wrong if you don't understand the problem in the first place.

    7. Re:That's stupid by Gaygirlie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But, changes that people really don't like tend to bring about a response. The Cuyahoga river for example was so toxic that it was completely devoid of fish, and the water itself was flammable, whereas now some 44 species inhabit it.

      So, wait, you're saying that humans caused the river to become toxic and flammable and then managed to fix it and that somehow precludes that humans can't cause the oceans to become acidic and/or toxic?

    8. Re:That's stupid by GNious · · Score: 1

      nono
      If you take a balance scale, and put 1 kg on either side of it, then adding 30g more on just one side will make it still be a scale - nothing those 30g can do will change that.

    9. Re:That's stupid by JimSadler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is a huge problem. If there is no healthy place for the fish to exist there is no place for them to come back from. One river being polluted can be cured when other waterways exist to restock the river once cleaned up. But what is happening is a holocaust of near 100% efficiency. Before 1492 we had unimaginable fish stocks in the N. Atlantic. Now we have far less than 1% of what we had back then.

    10. Re:That's stupid by KeensMustard · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      If you're ignorant of the difference between natural variation and the variation we are creating then that is your problem.

    11. Re:That's stupid by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      Regarding net emissions, our contribution surely isn't 3%. Your accounting is off somewhere.

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    12. Re:That's stupid by wernercd8122 · · Score: 1

      Because Nature makes arsnic, plastic, lead, oil slicks, titanium, etc? Native Americans could have been considered "Natural variation". What we do now most definitely can't be... Now... we can definitely argue to the extent that we are affecting the world - nothing of notice? We are all DHOOOOMED!!!? Some shade in between? (My vote is the shade of gray somewhere in the middle). But you are a complete retard if you think dumping everything - and the kitchen sink - into the ocean will have an affect of "natural variation".

    13. Re:That's stupid by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      In that case, we needn't worry about homicides - they're "natural". ;-) Let's save money by disbanding police departments.

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    14. Re:That's stupid by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      By the common definition of "runaway", no, that isn't happening - yet. The problem is that the non-runaway global warming we have now could plausibly lead to the beginning of runaway warming in space of a few generations.

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    15. Re:That's stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Because Nature makes arsnic,

      natural

      plastic,

      intermolecularly restructured oils, some cheeses are technically dairy plastics

      lead,

      natural

      oil slicks,

      natural

      titanium,

      natural

      etc?

      far more natural than you accept

    16. Re:That's stupid by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Exactly.

      If science is correct and climate change is real and is being caused by humans, then doing something about it means everybody gets to live. If the climate change deniers are wrong, then everything dies. Choice seems simple to me: Clean up your shit, Humanity. It's not like we have anything to lose except our tendency to be lazy pigs.

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    17. Re:That's stupid by JeffAtl · · Score: 1

      Isn't that mostly due to over fishing though?

    18. Re:That's stupid by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If any part of literally every single previous runaway prediction model had been correct, we'd be in runaway mode right now.

      Bullshit. The actual runaway levels are so high that we're nowhere near them at the moment. So there's no way you can prove those models wrong today.

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    19. Re:That's stupid by swillden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Man's 3% of emissions seems to matter more than nature's 97%. Anyone who believes the climate change crap is not using their brain.

      When the 97% of nature is in balance, then the 3% of mankind's emissions will be enough to put it out of balance.

      It seems that someone doesn't understand how an equilibrium works. You can use your brain and still be wrong if you don't understand the problem in the first place.

      Moreover, the anthropogenic nature of the changes (or not) is irrelevant. Other than providing clues for how to counter the changes, the source of the changes doesn't matter. If we don't do something about them, it's gonna suck. It's also important that we realize that our options for "doing something" are not limited to merely trying to limit our contribution to change. We can also act to directly oppose or reverse the change.

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    20. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've heard this argument before. Basically it goes like this: If the Christians are wrong, then no big deal, but if they're right, then we're all in trouble unless we believe in Jesus.

    21. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 3, Informative

      What I'm saying is that when we create problems, we tend to be pretty well self correcting.

      In case you haven't noticed, people like Michael Mann have been predicting environmental doomsday scenarios for a long time now, several of which were supposed to have come true already, only they haven't.

    22. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2

      The ocean is pretty big first of all, and second of all, it isn't homogenous. We're not talking about a lake here. In other words, you can cause total devastation in one area and still have another area remain pristine. In fact we've already observed that today, for example in the Gulf of Mexico after the BP spill, or the various naturally dead spots throughout the globe.

      As far as the fish stocks, that's caused by overfishing and has nothing to do with pollution.

    23. Re: That's stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Part of the self-correcting is convincing people that a correction needs to be made.

    24. Re:That's stupid by amRadioHed · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How many extinctions have we reversed? Cleaning up a small river is easy compared to some of the problems we've caused.

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    25. Re: That's stupid by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      I believe in Claptrap, he tells me when missions are available in various towns.

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    26. Re:That's stupid by thinkwaitfast · · Score: 1

      3% margin of safety does not seem robust.

    27. Re:That's stupid by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I agree and I'm surprised you were modded 'flamebait'. Yours is the only logical response to comments originating from the currently-popular position of wilful ignorance and comfortable smugness. Any idiot can block their ears to yell "LA LA LA" and many choose to.

      That's fine and dandy for them but I'm not about to roll over so they can further pollute intelligent discussion with their idiocy.

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    28. Re:That's stupid by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2

      What I'm saying is that when we create problems, we tend to be pretty well self correcting.

      https://www.google.com/search?...
      https://www.google.com/search?...

      Hmmmmm.

    29. Re:That's stupid by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Record fish takes but only 1% of the stock?

      You realize total world fish takes have been basically flat for decades. No growth, but no decline.

      Some fisheries where badly mismanaged, but as a whole we are doing OK. You can eat swordfish without guilt again.

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    30. Re:That's stupid by catchblue22 · · Score: 2

      As far as the fish stocks, that's caused by overfishing and has nothing to do with pollution.

      Bullshit. Ocean acidification, a form of pollution. Temperature increases. Habitat destruction. All of these play a significant role in fish stock depletion.

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    31. Re:That's stupid by russotto · · Score: 1, Interesting

      When the 97% of nature is in balance, then the 3% of mankind's emissions will be enough to put it out of balance.

      It seems that someone doesn't understand how an equilibrium works. You can use your brain and still be wrong if you don't understand the problem in the first place.

      This is only true if it's an unstable equilibrium. There's ample evidence it is not; the fact that the planet has gone in and out of ice ages and warm periods and returned to status quo ante after large impactors and eruptions indicates the equilibrium is quite stable.

    32. Re:That's stupid by ccp · · Score: 1

      What I'm saying is that when we create problems, we tend to be pretty well self correcting.

      SELF correcting?

    33. Re:That's stupid by tehlinux · · Score: 1

      >You can eat swordfish without guilt again.

      How about dolphin?

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    34. Re:That's stupid by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I never felt any guilt, just burned by the high price of accommodations in Japan.

      Tastes sort of like beef marinaded in oyster sauce.

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    35. Re:That's stupid by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      If you're assuming that we're not part of nature, and that our variations are "unnatural", as opposed to the "natural" changes made by every other animal on the planet, then that's your problem.

      So which animal or plant species has caused a 1 degree global temperature variation over a century? Eclectus parrots? Barramundi?

    36. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Acidification comes from increased CO2, which in relatively recent times has been much higher than it is now. In other words, today the ocean is more alkaline than it used to be.

      Anyways you can make all of the hostile comments all you want, it won't change the fact that these predictions are always being made, and never come true.

      I mean shit, the arctic sea ice was supposed to have completely melted back in 2010.

    37. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Ah yeah -- about that:

      http://news.slashdot.org/story...

      The stories appear the same day as a press release by investigators who returned this week from 3 weeks at the site. The release claims that Agbogbloshie's depiction as the worlds "largest ewaste dump site" to be a hoax.

      As for your second link, the first Google result says the factory was shut down.

      See, you're part of the "boy who cried wolf" problem. Go to a grateful dead concert or something.

    38. Re:That's stupid by Tough+Love · · Score: 1

      Oh gee, how wise and clever you are. Now I can feel safe drinking poison as long as it is, you know, natural.

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    39. Re:That's stupid by cavebison · · Score: 1

      Nice try but no banana. There's no harm in everyone being forced to reducing pollution and use clean energy sources. However there is harm in everyone being forced to believe in Jesus. Not a comparable argument by a long shot.

    40. Re:That's stupid by Alsn · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you mean by quite stable. During the dinosaur eras temperatures were much hotter for millions of years. This tells me that there's not just a single equilibrium point possible, stable or not.

    41. Re:That's stupid by catprog · · Score: 1

      Man's 3% of emissions seems to matter more than nature's 97%.

      So lets hear your plan to reduce the 97% of natural emissions.

      Total emissions are 100%. You remove any 3%(man made or natural) of that and the system is back in balance.

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    42. Re:That's stupid by catprog · · Score: 2

      Regarding net emissions, our contribution surely isn't 3%. Your accounting is off somewhere.

      For net emissions our contribution is over 100%.

      Natural net emissions are actually negative.

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    43. Re:That's stupid by uninformedLuddite · · Score: 1

      I mean shit, the arctic sea ice was supposed to have completely melted back in 2010.

      Not forgetting of course the 100,000,000 climate refugees by 2010 claim the UN have dropped down the memory hole.

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    44. Re:That's stupid by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Nice try but no banana. There's no harm in everyone being forced to reducing pollution and use clean energy sources. However there is harm in everyone being forced to believe in Jesus. Not a comparable argument by a long shot.

      You're grossly underestimating what the environmentalist movement asks for. First of all, nobody is asking to be able to pollute. Libertarians, conservatives, and liberals are all in favor of having an EPA. Contrary to Obama's statements, nobody anywhere is asking for dirty air and water. Makes for a wonderful straw man argument, but it's just not true.

      Likewise CO2 isn't a pollutant. CO2 does not make air and water dirty. So what's the problem then? Kyoto protocol, cap and trade, and carbon indulgences all propose either stopping or dramatically slowing economic growth and/or creating dramatic cost burdens on just about everything you do. And believe it or not, this will impact those with lower incomes MUCH worse than it will impact anybody else. For example, imagine a situation where the cost of transportation doubles or even triples, which is a realistic requirement of many of these ideas in order to reduce their usage.

      So yes, there's quite a big downside to adopting these policies.

    45. Re:That's stupid by n4bme · · Score: 1

      Your arrogant attitude mimics the entire climate change culture - you are wrong we are right and you are stupid for thinking anything different. Between the years of wrong predictions and millions of dollars at stake it should be obvious that this whole topic is a supporter not scientifically driven argument. In the 70's it was global cooling, in the 90's it was global warming, both were wrong so lets just say it's climate change and we can cash in no matter what happens.

    46. Re:That's stupid by dacaldar · · Score: 1

      There is a huge problem. If there is no healthy place for the fish to exist there is no place for them to come back from. One river being polluted can be cured when other waterways exist to restock the river once cleaned up. But what is happening is a holocaust of near 100% efficiency. Before 1492 we had unimaginable fish stocks in the N. Atlantic. Now we have far less than 1% of what we had back then.

      +1

    47. Re:That's stupid by stigmerger · · Score: 2

      The 3% figure is a canard. (Doesn't help to have a brain if you don't use your reference materials.) This figure pertains to an *annual* contribution, which is cumulative. We add 2ppm of unreabsorbed CO2 every year.

      That's why, by now, the correct figure for human contribution to CO2 in the atmosphere is about 43%.

      Ask not who the bullshit is called upon.

  2. You Mean.... by zenlessyank · · Score: 1

    Wormwood ??

  3. This sounds more like ... by ScentCone · · Score: 5, Funny

    hotter, higher, trashier

    Are we sure they're not making predictions about the next generation of Kardashians? They're definitely anthropogenic. Maybe we could bury them under millions of black plastic balls .

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    1. Re:This sounds more like ... by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Don't. They'll probably just cram the plastic balls into their tits.

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    2. Re:This sounds more like ... by sycodon · · Score: 1

      I think it more likely it would be some orifice of some kind.

      I've seen it on the Internet.

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    3. Re:This sounds more like ... by AlabamaCajun · · Score: 1

      Climate Porn, it had to happen sooner or later.

    4. Re:This sounds more like ... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      That's one Kickstarter campaign I'd definitely vote for with my wallet.

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    5. Re:This sounds more like ... by OhSoLaMeow · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could bury them under millions of black plastic balls.

      And yet, it still wouldn't be enough.

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    6. Re:This sounds more like ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Please let it be the mouth, please let it be the mouth, please let it be the mouth...

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  4. Don't worry! by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In 85 years we'll have flying cars, submersible habitats, colonies on the moon, we'll be terraforming Mars and flying around in spaceships.

    Course, all that was supposed to have happened - well, now According to the "experts".

    Even Ted Danson predicted that the Oceans would be dead in the 1990's (dead before 2000). https://answers.yahoo.com/ques...

    Can the folks who predicted this latest disaster be held accountable?

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    1. Re:Don't worry! by perpenso · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In 85 years we'll have flying cars, submersible habitats, colonies on the moon, we'll be terraforming Mars and flying around in spaceships. Course, all that was supposed to have happened - well, now According to the "experts".

      Hey we got computers that could beat people at chess. Be patient, its just taking a little longer than expected. :-)

    2. Re:Don't worry! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Course, all that was supposed to have happened - well, now According to the "experts".

      They weren't experts in political malfeasance so they probably accurately projected out the slopes of current trends at the time - not realizing that the economy was in the process of being wrecked.

      The popular expression of the common realization that this has happened is "where are the flying cars?" (thermodynamics notwithstanding).

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    3. Re:Don't worry! by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Informative

      The oceans are already measurably warmer and more acidic, you fucking idiot.

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    4. Re:Don't worry! by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      my favorite are the articles that ridicule al gore for riding private jets

      as if he had a choice and could use a magic carpet

      he's stuck with the technology we have today, which does not preclude him from the valid observation that we are changing the climate, and that we should do something about it

      even if he hiked from meeting to meeting the morons still wouldn't listen to him

      the "logic" is:

      "al gore rides a private jet, therefore we can ignore the evidence of climate change"

      this is their actual thought process. "al gore is a hypocrite. therefore climate change isn't real" {end entire thought process on the topic}

      dumbfounding. pathetic beyond words. as if one personality is central to the entire question of climate change. but, that's the way simple minds work. make cartoons out of someone you dislike, also for manipulated reasons, and that decides the entire issue for the tribal tools

      they don't even notice they're swallowing propaganda paid for by industries that don't want to pay for carbon reductions. in return they get more violent weather and warmer temperatures, floods, etc. and they still swallow the propaganda, regurgigate it out, because it pushes their little small minded hateful buttons. perfect little tools, with simple minded concerns and prejudices, easily led, pointed in a direction and they scream in support of positions that really in the end, only hurts them. just like healthcare, just like taxes on rich, just like a whole host of issues

      it's quite stunning how you can fool pinheads to agitate against their own self-interest

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    5. Re: Don't worry! by popo · · Score: 1

      Funding, mostly.

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    6. Re:Don't worry! by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      So ocean pH dropped by 0.1 pH in the last 300 million years, and 0.1 degrees C in the last century.

      So lighten up, Francis, hasn't changed much

    7. Re:Don't worry! by chipschap · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thank you for your polite response, but you missed the point, and perhaps I did not express it well.

      The point is this: With friends like Al Gore et al, who needs enemies? With Billy Clinton saying it's settled science, who is going to believe it?

      Gore's clowning approach detracts from discussion and realization of the actual issue --- you see or listen to him and you say, "this can't be true" and move on, which is unfortunately not helpful, because even though he is a clown, he could actually be right about some things.

      Science is supposed to be objective, not political. But the AGW issue has become about 99% about politics. That will not help recognize and resolve the issues. And people taking obviously extreme positions (either way) detract from the discussion by diverting the focus onto their ranting and raving, rather than remaining with looking for viable solutions.

    8. Re: Don't worry! by TapeCutter · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yes, it ocean temps and acidity peaked half a billion years ago during the worst extinction event in the fossil record, 90+% of all ocean life was wiped out.

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    9. Re:Don't worry! by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Informative

      The term you are looking for is Useful Idiot

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    10. Re:Don't worry! by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

      exactly

      useful idiots

      used, like tools. their heads filled with nonsense that push their simpleminded predictable buttons, and they're wound up like angry little robots, and let loose on facebook feeds and polling stations, rendering the country more stupid, in the service of an agenda that hurts everyone, including the idiots, except some plutocrats

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    11. Re:Don't worry! by fustakrakich · · Score: 1, Troll

      It precludes him from lecturing us about the need to make sacrifices, eat bugs while he eats steak, etc, etc. He can suffer through regular commercial flights with all the TSA goodies, wait for his damn bags, and take a cab like the rest of us. He trivializes and actually discredits the issue with his private jet and limos, merely symbolic as it is to you. Damn right he can walk!

      And for you, city boy, it's back to the farm... Off to Hootersville for you!

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    12. Re:Don't worry! by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Whereas the key he's looking for can be found at either end of the second row up.

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    13. Re:Don't worry! by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      In 85 years we'll have flying cars, submersible habitats, colonies on the moon, we'll be terraforming Mars and flying around in spaceships.

      Course, all that was supposed to have happened - well, now According to the "experts".

      Even Ted Danson predicted that the Oceans would be dead in the 1990's (dead before 2000). https://answers.yahoo.com/ques...

      Can the folks who predicted this latest disaster be held accountable?

      Ted Danson the actor is an "expert"? Unless there is an actively researching and publishing climatologist or oceanographer that has the same name. We do have flying cars by the way. Technology has been there for a while. It was just the failure mode is unforgiving for a population that can't turn signals most the time. Experts tend to be right about predictable things such as technological progress and modelling of the natural world. Humanity though, not so much.

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    14. Re:Don't worry! by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      In 85 years we'll have flying cars, submersible habitats, colonies on the moon, we'll be terraforming Mars and flying around in spaceships. Course, all that was supposed to have happened - well, now According to the "experts".

      If you consider writers of fiction to be experts. Which might explain why you believe the lies of climate science denialists.

    15. Re:Don't worry! by dywolf · · Score: 1

      can we stop holding up spurious "science" "news " reporting and celebrities has the pillars of the scientific community?

      seriously. Unless its about a Cheers reunion or something, who gives a F what Ted Danson makes a prediction about?

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    16. Re:Don't worry! by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I get all my science from Ted Danson and Morgan Freeman. I am an expert!!!!

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    17. Re:Don't worry! by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      my favorite are the articles that ridicule al gore for riding private jets

      as if he had a choice and could use a magic carpet

      Let's be honest: he could fly coach.

      (Or, more realistically since the Secret Service would nix that, he could hitch a ride with the military)

      Aside from that, you're right that using the private jets thing as an excuse to ignore his argument is fucking stupid..

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    18. Re:Don't worry! by hairyfeet · · Score: 1, Troll

      That is because Gore and pals are set to become carbon billionaires by selling indulgences, which of course means that things that might actually make a difference, like recycling tech, building a "people's car/truck" that gets 50 MPG+ for under $20K and then using a "cash for clunkers" style program to get all the poor folks out of older gas guzzlers? Well that is off the table because Gore and his friends at Goldman Sachs couldn't print money at the barrel of a gun while giving their rich pals free passes....err..."carbon offsets" and we can't have THAT now, can we?

      What I can't believe is how many on the left is willing to buy his bullshit, can you name ONE THING, just one, that he is proposing that he hasn't already set himself up to become insanely rich if it comes to pass, just one? Well if everybody in the west gives me just 1 dollar a year why I'll cure climate change within a century using my magical AGW wands! Of course it won't work, but neither will Gore's plans but it'll make me rich and that IS the real goal of this, to make a few a lot richer with a reverse robin hood...right?

      If you guys want to listen to somebody about AGW? Ed Begley Jr, and wadda ya know, nearly all his ideas are sensible. But then again he drives an electric car, lives in a modest home and takes coach instead of a personal fleet of SUVs to a personal Lear Jet to his McMansion with an indoor basketball court that uses more AC in a month than a half a dozen families of five do in a year like Gore...but its all good, right? After all Gore pays himself carbon indulgences from his own shell corp thus getting credit for moving money from his left to right pocket...that saves the world too,right?

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    19. Re:Don't worry! by cb88 · · Score: 1

      If you want these people to listen... you can't be a liar. Just because they won't listen to Al Gore or any of the other liars in office does not preclude that they won't listen to anyone. Presuming that the voter is stupid is like shooting yourself in the foot because it itches.

      The face is no one wants their local lakes and rivers to be toxic! I'd bet a lot of the people that ridicule Al Gore and his ilk love fishing... and going to pristine beaches and riverboat rides etc etc... ocean fishing and eating the fruit of the sea. What hurts that to some degree is they level of annoyance caused by the EPA and measures that have dubious effect across a various industries from farming to manufacturing. While at the same time allowing travestys like the Animas River which is now full of freakin' heavy metals!!!

      The fact is if there were a Donald Trump like figure going after water pollution just like he is immigration they'd probably have to battle it out at the polls!

    20. Re:Don't worry! by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Funny how 'useful idiot' is now attributed to a different origin by Wikipedia.

    21. Re:Don't worry! by towermac · · Score: 2

      That's an awfully high horse you're on there.

      You're right about AlGore. The fact that he got in early and made a fortune from AGW related government programs that he supported, does not in and of itself detract from the arguments supporting AGW.

      I just wish you'd apply the same standards to your opposition, as in; Romney is automatically disqualified from having an opinion on the poor; Trump is a hypocrite on trade because his shirts were made in Mexico, etc.

      In fact, given the way you just ran your opposition down, my guess is that you never mean to try to find a middle ground.

    22. Re:Don't worry! by neilo_1701D · · Score: 1

      In 85 years we'll have flying cars, submersible habitats, colonies on the moon, we'll be terraforming Mars and flying around in spaceships.

      Course, all that was supposed to have happened - well, now According to the "experts".

      If you consider writers of fiction to be experts. Which might explain why you believe the lies of climate science denialists.

      You're right. Let's listen to Dr. David Viner, a senior research scientist at the Climatic Research Unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia, instead.

      He said, in March 2000, snowfall will become a very rare and exciting event.

    23. Re:Don't worry! by operagost · · Score: 1

      "al gore rides a private jet, therefore we can ignore the evidence of climate change"

      this is their actual thought process. "al gore is a hypocrite. therefore climate change isn't real"

      That's a reasonable conclusion, but one would think that if one of the most visible alarmists for climate change engages in contradictory behavior, that might mean that they don't actually believe in what they're saying. I don't think that's the case, but that's what a lot of people think. If you just call skeptics "idiots", you're making a similar mistake in assuming that they're just idiots whose opinions don't matter.

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    24. Re:Don't worry! by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      do we take creationists seriously?

      do we take antivaxxers seriously?

      do we take 9/11 truthers seriously?

      denying climate change is the exact same order of blind ignorant faith over overwhelming facts

      In fact, given the way you just ran your opposition down, my guess is that you never mean to try to find a middle ground.

      what the hell are you talking about? there is no middle ground. there is reality, and there is nothing else

      there is magic middle ground between reality and propaganda or reality and wish fulfillment fantasy. i have to take such people seriously?

      everyone is entitled to their own opinion. but absolutely no one is entitled to their own magic facts

      climate change is real and happening. there's no debate. there's no argument. either you accept that, and consider yourself someone who is in touch reality, or you deny that and be an idiot

      an idiot: i'm not throwing around empty insults here. what else do you call someone who in their prideful ignorance rejects basic facts? someone who is a creationist for example and denies the established facts of evolution: this is a person i have to engage? no, this is a person who needs to be utterly rejected. they are not part of any reasonable debate. there is no help for them as they have substituted magic narrative for basic facts of reality

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    25. Re:Don't worry! by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      If they bitch about him flying in a private jet, you can only imagine the screaming if he were to "use taxpayer money to fund his junkets and wasting the the time of our valiant troops" by flying with the military.

    26. Re:Don't worry! by Coren22 · · Score: 1
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    27. Re:Don't worry! by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      http://wattsupwiththat.com/200...

      And the next prediction of pretty much the same thing:

      https://climatesanity.wordpres...

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    28. Re:Don't worry! by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Science is supposed to be objective, not political. But the AGW issue has become about 99% about politics.

      How could it not become political? We're talking about having to move off fossil fuels and fairly seriously re-think the way we are manufacturing, producing electricity, transporting ourselves and our products, managing the inevitable waste, constructing new buildings and projects..

      If we're serious about this it means a shake-up for many of the biggest industries in the world. It's hard to imagine a conversation on the topic that can in any way ignore the politics. Sad but true.

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    29. Re:Don't worry! by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Sorry AC, citations are only provided to non-stooges that might actually understand that water is wet. Tomorrow you will get another chance to not have lived your whole life as a clueless moron. Take advantage of this, and you will still have a chance at not dieing from stupidity.

      In other words, you're totally full of shit.

    30. Re:Don't worry! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1
      Wow, this is so rich...

      As a result, the average American household receives about $277,000 less annually than it would have gotten in the absence of six decades of accumulated regulations—a median household income of $330,000 instead of the $53,000 we get now.

      OK, so even if that is true, where's the guarantee that "the average American household" would actually receive such income? Considering that there was a REAL GDP growth of around 100% since the 1970s or somethign like that while median real income has stagnated, what's the reason to believe that it wouldn't be siphoned off by someone in the same way it actually happened?

      Not to mention that carbon-intensive US with a median household income of $330,000 would be absolutely disastrous and we can be all glad that this hasn't happened.

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    31. Re:Don't worry! by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      And was he wrong?

      He said that snowfall would become a rare event in East Anglia (are you in East Anglia?), and you seem, somehow, to have interpreted him as saying that snowfall would become a rare event by 2015 which sounds like a comprehension problem on your part, not a problem with his prediction.

    32. Re:Don't worry! by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      The climate and the geographical structure of the earth has been changing throughout its history,

      Ah - so this current climate anomaly (of 1 degree celsius) is caused by natural variation? What changed in the geographical/atmospheric/biosphere that caused this change?

      Show working.

    33. Re:Don't worry! by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      try to find a middle ground.

      Facts.............middle ground.........not facts

      Reality doesn't work that way, although many cable news networks like to have a pro/con to every issue, whether warranted or not.

  5. The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It can seem kind of crazy that one of the most immense properties on Earth—the ocean washes over 71 percent of the planet—could be completely transformed by a swarm of comparatively tiny, fleshy mammals.

    Why? The oceans have radically changed before due to the actions of microbes. It may have taken them longer but the change were even more dramatic.

    There is no "normal" earth atmosphere, no "normal" earth ocean. To humans there is merely the incarnation of the atmosphere and ocean that we evolved in, that is good for us and the other creatures and plants that evolved "contemporaneously" to us.

    1. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by KonoWatakushi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For those who don't read the article:

      “The level of CaCO3 saturation would decrease by 50 percent or more, and colder oceans would become corrosive to CaCO3 shells,” Taro said. Plus, the last time the oceans got this acidic this fast, 96 percent of marine life went extinct.

      Once it gets acidic enough the plankton are done for, and they compromise the base of the food chain in the ocean. Yanking that out kills just about everything else, save a handful of species like jellyfish. The many humans who depend on the ocean for food will also be troubled to say the least. This really isn't an academic matter about what is normal or changing; this issue is both more urgent and far more serious than any expected effects of global warming.

      The science is rock solid and very simple, and the historical record leaves no room for misinterpretation. What CO2 we put into the air, ends up in the ocean, and we can project the acidity like clockwork merely using the record of the carbon we dump into the air each year. By 2100 it will already be too late; we need to begin addressing this before 2050, and in earnest. It is difficult, but not impossible with a rapid expansion in nuclear power, but no other source can scale fast enough.

      "Environmentalists" fighting tooth and nail to dismantle carbon-free nuclear generation, and insisting that we can decarbonize with renewables alone will doom the oceans if they have their way. If you are supporting anti-nuclear organizations like Friends of the Earth, Green Peace, or the Sierra Club, please think about just how foolish their priorities are before the challenges we face. Consider Ecomodernism for a perspective that values preserving the environment, rather than adhering to a rigid and ineffective ideology.

      Acidification, Climate & Energy is a talk given by Dr. Alex Cannara at TEAC7, and it outlines the staggering extent of the problem, and how we can begin to address it. Dr. Cannara has also given a number of other talks on the subject, and searching for "ocean acidification" on youtube will keep one busy for hours. Incidentally, addressing ocean acidification will also resolve global warming, particulate pollution, energy poverty, and population growth as welcome side effects. It all begins with rational energy policy though, and discarding the notion that we can afford to rule out our most powerful carbon-free energy source.

    2. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Viol8 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      " This really isn't an academic matter about what is normal or changing; this issue is both more urgent and far more serious than any expected effects of global warming."

      It gets worse than that. Plankton generate 50% of the oxygen in the atmosphere and equally are responsible for extracting huge amounts of CO2.

    3. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Iamthecheese · · Score: 1, Troll

      Misanthropes and power hungry idiots in environmentalists clothing. They're a bigger danger to the environment than any other segment of humanity because they're standing directly in the way of real solutions.

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    4. Re: The oceans have radically changed before ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      What's your problem? They now get a brand new pool in their basement. For free I might add!

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    5. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Overzeetop · · Score: 2

      Science fail. This is why we can't have nice things.

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    6. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Uecker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Environmentalists" fighting tooth and nail to dismantle carbon-free nuclear generation, and insisting that we can decarbonize with renewables alone will doom the oceans if they have their way

      Ah, the "only nuclear can safe us" myth. When looking at this without ideology, one quickly learns that nuclear is simply too expensive. As such, it is not a solution to any problem - investing in nuclear makes the situation worse by wasting resources.

    7. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yup, the earth will survive in one form or another, just like life will survive in one form or another.
      Conservation of the current environment isn't about preserving life on earth, it is about preserving the ecological niche in which humanity lives.

    8. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      There is no "normal" earth atmosphere, no "normal" earth ocean. To humans there is merely the incarnation of the atmosphere and ocean that we evolved in

      Despite our abilities to adapt to changes in our environment, it's worth pointing out that our current ability to survive on this rock which is surrounded by millions of miles of near vacuum is based on millenia of evolution (or simple divine genesis if you prefer) which depends on that atmosphere and ocean in it's current incarnation. Forget the fish and the plankton and the dolphins - it's the humans which will encounter difficulties when they are all gone, or altered so radically that one of our primary sources of food disappears.

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    9. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by dywolf · · Score: 1

      That's just talking past the point.
      It's having changed before isn't really relevant, and for the very reasons you bring up yourself: Besides the fact that changes over a few million years are rather different frm changes occurring over a handful of centuries, you yourself said we rather need it in a certain state for our own survival, and changing that state is bad for us. Saying its changed before to excuse us changing it now is stupidity.

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    10. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Saying its changed before to excuse us changing it now is stupidity.

      Good thing I didn't say that and was only expressing non-surprise that something as "immense" as the oceans can be changed by a single species. :-)

    11. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Ah, the "only nuclear can safe us" myth. When looking at this without ideology, one quickly learns that nuclear is simply too expensive. As such, it is not a solution to any problem - investing in nuclear makes the situation worse by wasting resources.

      But at least, I think that keeping our nuclear plants (it doesn't mean going all-nuclear) is better than investing in coal... We often use Germany as an example for "green" power because they do plenty of wind and solar but shutting down the nukes and replacing them with new generation coal plants is probably not the best for our planet.

    12. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      It is difficult, but not impossible with a rapid expansion in nuclear power, but no other source can scale fast enough.

      I'd like to point out that around 6000 GW of PV capacity is predicted to be installed by 2050. I'd also like to point out that all PV cost and capacity predictions so far have been hopelessly conservative and wildly surpassed by actual events, years or even decades ahead of time.

      Having said that, this planet could surely use a few hundred extra nuclear reactors.

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    13. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

      "Environmentalists" fighting tooth and nail to dismantle carbon-free nuclear generation, and insisting that we can decarbonize with renewables alone will doom the oceans if they have their way

      Ah, the "only nuclear can safe us" myth. When looking at this without ideology, one quickly learns that nuclear is simply too expensive. As such, it is not a solution to any problem - investing in nuclear makes the situation worse by wasting resources.

      No, you are operating under the myth that we have the time to wait for renewables like solar and wind. We don't, decades of science and engineering are ahead of us. Even then the ability to manufacture sufficient battery (or alternative) storage is unknown. We need nuclear as a bridge. The cost of nuclear is not an issue since we don't have the time. We need to take coal offline immediately. However the shift to renewables combined with a shift away from nuclear is causing more coal to go online as a backup to renewables (i.e. no batteries or alternatives to store power in). Natural gas too which is admittedly not as bad as coal.

    14. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 2

      The German coal plants that had been built recently had been scheduled to be built many years before the decision to shut down some nuclear plants ahead of time was made. This was not a reaction to anything. In fact, many coal plant plans have been canceled in past years.

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    15. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Back in the 80's, I was one of the people who voted to shut down Rancho Seco. I've come to regret that decision, even if it seemed like the right thing to do at the time. Renewables are fine and good, but they're not the end-all, be-all solution to the problem. Nice, clean Fusion power is the answer, but it's not here yet. In the meantime Fission will have to do. We'll just have to be better at designing the reactors, and absolutely better at managing them than previously. Or, perhaps, thorium reactors.

      I don't have any family. But that doesn't stop me from wanting to ensure there's a planet left to live on, a thousand (or more) years from now. How do we get the other 7 billion people on this planet to feel the same way?

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    16. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      For those who don't read the article:

      “The level of CaCO3 saturation would decrease by 50 percent or more, and colder oceans would become corrosive to CaCO3 shells,” Taro said. Plus, the last time the oceans got this acidic this fast, 96 percent of marine life went extinct.

      Once it gets acidic enough the plankton are done for, and they compromise the base of the food chain in the ocean. Yanking that out kills just about everything else, save a handful of species like jellyfish

      So, Soylent Blue made from jellyfish eh?

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    17. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Coren22 · · Score: 2

      The Earth will not in any worst case scenario of climate change become like Venus. Acting like we are headed towards a Venus doesn't help anything.

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    18. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      The German coal plants that had been built recently had been scheduled to be built many years before the decision to shut down some nuclear plants ahead of time was made. This was not a reaction to anything. In fact, many coal plant plans have been canceled in past years.

      They were built to backup renewables, solar and wind. To supply demand when renewables weren't producing. Similar story with nat gas plants.

    19. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      I'd like to point out that around 6000 GW of PV capacity is predicted to be installed by 2050.

      And where is the battery or other storage capacity necessary to store power to supply demand when its dark, the weather is bad, etc? Right now we are building out coal and nat gas plants to backup renewables.

      More and more anti-nuclear activists and environmentalists are realizing that we need nuclear as a bridge to a day when we have the renewable generation and storage capacity necessary. They are embracing science, getting past their former political group think.

    20. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Brilliant post, thank you.

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    21. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      Hey hey hey now, don't go tarring all misanthropes with the same brush! I for one am very keen to see us stop damaging the environment and would love nothing more than to see balance restored to the various systems we're presently disrupting. My own misanthropy stems from the seemingly-inherent and disturbingly widespread belief that Humanity is the greatest product of the Earth and we can do whatever we damn well please, thank you very much.

      Earth is a beautiful planet filled with a wondrous diversity of life and we hairless apes have so far proven to be very poor custodians.

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    22. Re: The oceans have radically changed before ... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      But ... free. FREE pool! It's FREE! As in beer! Ok, it's not full of beer, but it is FREE! FREE!

      You get it for FREE!!! FREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

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    23. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Uecker · · Score: 1

      Ah, the "only nuclear can safe us" myth. When looking at this without ideology, one quickly learns that nuclear is simply too expensive. As such, it is not a solution to any problem - investing in nuclear makes the situation worse by wasting resources.

      But at least, I think that keeping our nuclear plants (it doesn't mean going all-nuclear) is better than investing in coal...

      This is certainly true, (although at some point in time nuclear plants get so expensive to maintain that it is not worth any more - the total amount of energy nuclear will provide is negligible in the overall scheme of things).

      We often use Germany as an example for "green" power because they do plenty of wind and solar but shutting down the nukes and replacing them with new generation coal plants is probably not the best for our planet.

      Germany added so much renewables that the loss of nuclear plants was easily compensated for (from 2010-2014 about 55 TWh (for a year) increase in renewables vs ca 45 TWh reduction in nuclear). Coal was not needed as a replacement for nuclear - which you can also see by the fact that the use of gas went down at the same time by 30 TWh, The planned coal plants were mostly planned a long time ago, and were often replacements for older less efficient plants. But I agree that it would have been better to keep the nuclear plants running longer and shut down coal plants instead - which will also happen - just later.

    24. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      They'd be backing up nuclear plants otherwise. So, your point is? But about the only aspect in which these plants are related specifically to renewables in any way is their more flexible operation.

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    25. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      They'd be backing up nuclear plants otherwise. So, your point is?

      No they would not. Nuclear plants continue to generate when its dark and when the wind isn't blowing.

      But about the only aspect in which these plants are related specifically to renewables in any way is their more flexible operation.

      These coal / nat gas plants are being built specifically to back up renewables due to their far greater downtime, lack of sun or wind. Nuclear, like these coal and nat gas plants, don't have this downtime.

      We should be using nuclear to backup the renewables to eliminate carbon emissions.

    26. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      So you live in a magical world in which the capacity factor of a nuclear plant is 100% and there are no downtimes whatsoever?

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    27. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Uecker · · Score: 1

      "Environmentalists" fighting tooth and nail to dismantle carbon-free nuclear generation, and insisting that we can decarbonize with renewables alone will doom the oceans if they have their way

      Ah, the "only nuclear can safe us" myth. When looking at this without ideology, one quickly learns that nuclear is simply too expensive. As such, it is not a solution to any problem - investing in nuclear makes the situation worse by wasting resources.

      No, you are operating under the myth that we have the time to wait for renewables like solar and wind. We don't, decades of science and engineering are ahead of us.

      Renewables are already today more cost effective than nuclear. There is no engineering needed. More engineering will only make it better.

      Even then the ability to manufacture sufficient battery (or alternative) storage is unknown.

      This is another myth. Renewables can easily be expanded by a significant amount without additional storage. In fact, Germany has a bit of pumped storage which are currently under-utlized today because renewables fit better to the demand curve.

      We need nuclear as a bridge. The cost of nuclear is not an issue since we don't have the time.

      Ofcourse it is an issue: It prevents us from deploying other more cost effective options.

      We need to take coal offline immediately.

      Yes, we need to take coal offline quickly.

      However the shift to renewables combined with a shift away from nuclear is causing more coal to go online as a backup to renewables (i.e. no batteries or alternatives to store power in). Natural gas too which is admittedly not as bad as coal.

      At least for Germany, this is another myth. There was - unfortunately - a shift from gas to coal, but this is a different matter. I also agree that it would have been better to remove old coal plants instead of nuclear plants. But that Germany has added coal because of the shift away from nuclear and as backup for renewables is simply not true.

    28. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      So you live in a magical world in which the capacity factor of a nuclear plant is 100% and there are no downtimes whatsoever?

      No. I live in a world where nighttime or no wind does not take down nuclear plants. I live in a world where no non-carbon energy source should be abandoned, where avoiding nuclear results in additional carbon output.

      Minimizing carbon output requires nuclear.

    29. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      "Environmentalists" fighting tooth and nail to dismantle carbon-free nuclear generation, and insisting that we can decarbonize with renewables alone will doom the oceans if they have their way

      Ah, the "only nuclear can safe us" myth. When looking at this without ideology, one quickly learns that nuclear is simply too expensive. As such, it is not a solution to any problem - investing in nuclear makes the situation worse by wasting resources.

      No, you are operating under the myth that we have the time to wait for renewables like solar and wind. We don't, decades of science and engineering are ahead of us.

      Renewables are already today more cost effective than nuclear. There is no engineering needed. More engineering will only make it better.

      Minimizing carbon output requires nuclear. Avoiding nuclear results in more carbon released into the atmosphere. Look at Germany's current consumption:

      "Germany is one of the largest consumers of energy in the world. In 2014, it consumed energy from the following sources:
      Oil 35.0%
      Bituminous coal 12.6%
      Lignite 12.0 %
      Natural gas 20.4%
      Nuclear power 8.1%
      Hydropower, windpower, solar 2.1%
      Other renewable 9.0%
      Renewable energy is more present in the domestically produced energy, since Germany imports about two-thirds of its energy. This however is offset by exports of energy"
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

      "Berlin's "energy revolution" is going great—if you own a coal mine. The German shift to renewable power sources that started in 2000 has brought the green share of German electricity up to around 25%. But the rest of the energy mix has become more heavily concentrated on coal, which now accounts for some 45% of power generation and growing. Embarrassingly for such an eco-conscious country, Germany is on track to miss its carbon emissions reduction goal by 2020.
      Greens profess horror at this result, but no one who knows anything about economics will be surprised. It's the result of Chancellor Angela Merkel's Energiewende, or energy revolution, a drive to thwart market forces and especially price signals, that might otherwise allocate energy resources. Now the market is striking back.
      Take the so-called feed-in tariff, which requires distributors to buy electricity from green generators at fixed prices before buying power from other sources. Greens tout the measure because it has encouraged renewable generation to the point that Germany now sometimes experiences electricity gluts if the weather is particularly sunny or windy.
      Yet by diverting demand to renewables, the tariff deprives traditional generators of revenue and makes it harder for them to forecast demand for thermal power plants that require millions of euros of investment and years to build. No wonder utilities favor cheaper coal plants to pick up the slack whenever renewables don't deliver as promised.
      Mrs. Merkel's accelerated phase-out of nuclear power after the 2011 Fukushima disaster in Japan has had a similar effect. Shutting profitable nuclear plants deprives utilities of revenue and saddles them with steep decommissioning costs, which makes cheaper coal more appealing."
      http://www.wsj.com/articles/ge...

      Even then the ability to manufacture sufficient battery (or alternative) storage is unknown.

      This is another myth. Renewables can easily be expanded by a significant amount without additional storage. In fact, Germany has a bit of pumped storage which are currently under-utlized today because renewables fit better to the demand curve.

      Easily expanded. They can't even manage what renewables they are currently using:
      "The government in the past assumed that enough new power transmission

    30. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      No. I live in a world where nighttime or no wind does not take down nuclear plants.

      Wow! Zero maintenance nuclear! You are truly blessed. :-p

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    31. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by Uecker · · Score: 1

      TL;DR

      But my recommendation is to not just google for stuff which agrees with your opinion. You will always find some "arguments". Numbers how electricity is produced in Germany can be found here:
      http://www.ag-energiebilanzen....

      From that it is very clear that shutting down some nuclear plants did not cause any increase in coal consumption in Germany. I know a lot of pundits claim just that. They are wrong.

    32. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      No. I live in a world where nighttime or no wind does not take down nuclear plants.

      Wow! Zero maintenance nuclear! You are truly blessed. :-p

      Blessed with reading comprehension? No one said nuclear is zero maintenance, just that it is not dependent on good weather like solar and wind. That is an important consideration for much of the world, one of the leading advocate of renewables -- Germany -- is wrestling with that and having to import two-thirds of its electricity.

    33. Re:The oceans have radically changed before ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

      TL;DR

      But my recommendation is to not just google for stuff which agrees with your opinion. You will always find some "arguments".

      I cited WSJ, FT and Reuters articles not some crank websites.

      Are you claiming that there is no German legislation that will keep some coal plants that should be "closed" as "reserves" due to the "intermittent" nature of wind and solar?

      Numbers how electricity is produced in Germany can be found here: http://www.ag-energiebilanzen....

      Are you claiming something is wrong with the wiki numbers? Note that the wiki numbers account for imports and therefore renewables are lower than the numbers for purely domestic production. Two thirds of Germany's energy is imported.

      From that it is very clear that shutting down some nuclear plants did not cause any increase in coal consumption in Germany. I know a lot of pundits claim just that. They are wrong.

      That is a simplistic analysis, poor actually. Coal is being used because nuclear is politically out of favor. These coal plants should be closed and never run again, but renewables are giving coal new life. Renewables are intermittent due to weather and need additional backup, nuclear needs no such weather related backup. If renewables are being backed up with coal then that is an increase in coal usage. Don't play political number games saying that coal usage is not up because of comparisons to an earlier decade where coal was a "normal" fuel for power generation. Intermittent renewables are giving coal additional life, there is no way to deny that, that is increased coal usage entirely due to renewables and the political policies that are make non-coal backups unavailable.

  6. SOOOOOOOOOO?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd like a hotter ocean. All the better to swim in. And a higher ocean? Well, I live near it but, on higher ground. So, I'm all set. Haaaaaaa haaaaaaaa. Trashier? I doubt we'll notice. And as far as the sea life goes, it will adapt and thrive. And more acidic??? Well, that just means I won't have to buy a stupid lemon to squeeze over my tasty fish exactly 1 inch under the size limit that I took without a fishing license. So, if you'll all excuse me, I have a fuckin TON of mercury thermometers I have to throw at a whale. I'm gonna get one in his fuckin blow hole THIS time. I JUST know it!

    1. Re:SOOOOOOOOOO?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Further proof that we are through the looking glass... Parent thinks he's writing an obvious parody that nobody could possibly mistake for someone serious.

      Now realize this: There's morons out there who *deliberately* break their cars' emission control systems, because they want to emit more shit into the atmosphere, to stiggit to the libs.

      No, you didn't read that wrong. The simple fact is, no matter how insane what you think you write is, somewhere some psychotic (yes, really: It means unaware of/not connected to reality) right-winger is saying or something something more deranged, right now. And here's the worst part: Since most slashdotters are probably coastal city folks, that coal-rolling fucktard's vote is probably worth twice what yours is in the 2016 presidential election. If mercury thermometers hadn't vanished by attrition, I don't doubt they'd enjoy competing to see who could contaminate the largest area with one thermometer's worth, to stick it to the libs and their job-killing "you can't dump mercury" regulations.

    2. Re:SOOOOOOOOOO?!?!? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      More power to them. Stick it to da libertard!

      Humanity as a species has existed for far too long. It's time we finally give that planet a rest.

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    3. Re:SOOOOOOOOOO?!?!? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Humanity as a species has existed for far too long. It's time we finally give that planet a rest.

      "Hello, is this the suicide prevention hotline? Yes? No, no, it's not for me, it's for 166417"

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    4. Re:SOOOOOOOOOO?!?!? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Suicide? Are you kidding?

      I take humanity with me. Hang on while I wolf down some Fast Food greaseballs, not from McD but from one of the few places that still give you them in those non-biodegradable styrofoam containers, get into my SUV doing a mile per gallon, the one with those really cool baby seal fur seat covers.

      Suicide is for losers! My only problem is I am only one man, not a whole corporation.

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  7. Tell the sun to stop it!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The sun is the reason for seasons, and solar flares affect climate. But the IPCC had a vote and decided that solar cycles are not responsible so that they can collect billions in carbon taxes and exercise absolute control over every aspect of our lives.

    Didn't Al Gore predict that there would be no ice in the Arctic at all by 2014 or something like that? Their models have never been right. They can't even get the weather right 2 weeks from now, so why should ANYONE believe their ridiculous models 50 - 100 years out from now?

    Read the NIPCC reports for a real explanation of what the source material of the IPCC reports actually say.

    1. Re:Tell the sun to stop it!! by dywolf · · Score: 2, Informative

      -No, the sun isn't the reason for the seasons. The reason is the earths axial tilt. If there was no tilt, there would be no seasons.
      -No, solar flares do not affect climate. They do affect 'space weather' and thus satellites and the upper atmosphere, but not our weather down on the surface.
      -No, solar output is not responsible for the warming. If it were, we would be cooling right now, as the sun output has trended downward the last few decades.
      -No, Al Gore didn't predict the Arctic would be ice free. He was quoting a study that had just been released at the time.*
      -No, the models have not never been right. They have been right, and they're getting stronger over time.
      -Your local weather forecasts for 2 weeks from now has squat to do with long term global trends and averages.
      -NIPCC is a pile of bull manure written by nonscientists. It'd be like you trying to prove Einstein wrong, when you cant even get 2+2=? correct.
      -If you want to know what the IPCC actually says, you should actually read it. It's available to the public after all.

      *And just for S&G's: While completely ice-free wont happen for some time yet, the Arctic actually has already been functionally ice free somewhat ahead of their prediction , and shipping is already taking advantage of this, as well oil companies seeking to drill there, particularly during months of minimum extent.

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    2. Re:Tell the sun to stop it!! by dywolf · · Score: 1

      Except for accurately recreating observations from 1900 to today, and getting more accurate over time, you're right, they've never been right.

      Which is to say, you're full of it and completely wrong.

      The gist is:

      While there are uncertainties with climate models, they successfully reproduce the past and have made predictions that have been subsequently confirmed by observations.

      https://www.skepticalscience.c...

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      The guy who said the election was rigged won the presidency with the second-most votes.
  8. Doom and gloom by Noah+Haders · · Score: 3, Funny

    i'm so tired of doom and gloom. Can't scientists ever say nice things?

    1. Re: Doom and gloom by Dutchmaan · · Score: 2

      yes... but then you say... right, I'll believe it when it comes to market.

    2. Re: Doom and gloom by Barsteward · · Score: 1

      you have nice and shiney toys like phones, cars, medicine etc thanks to scientists, do you count that as doom and gloom? Its easy to forget the good stuff

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      "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
    3. Re: Doom and gloom by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      You have to see the good side in things. Think about it: As soon as humanity is extinct, the world will be a much better place and all those expensive downtown apartments will be easy and cheap to get.

      Now isn't that something to look forward to?

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      We used to have a Bill of Rights. Now, with the rights gone, all we have left is the bill.
    4. Re: Doom and gloom by Coren22 · · Score: 1

      So whoever is left can live in Manhattan and talk to mannequins?

      --
      APK likes to ask for responses to the same things over and over. Maybe he just likes the responses?
    5. Re: Doom and gloom by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      An excellent point that people who characterise Science as "arrogant" often fail to appreciate.

      Science is as correct as we can possibly be at this moment. It's also flexible and keen to challenge its own findings such that our theories tend to develop and improve over time.

      We've found no systematic method of research and development that works better. The evidence of its efficacy is all around us.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    6. Re: Doom and gloom by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, there's still Siri...

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  9. Slashdot Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Slashdot is normally science-aligned. But I am surprised at how Slashdotters suddenly seem to become something akin to flat-earthers when it comes to *scientific consensus* on climate change. I don't recall this community always being like this.

    1. Re:Slashdot Paradox by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been interested in climate science for over 30yrs, I've been commenting about it on Slashdot since 2000. Believe it or not the cognitive dissonance from the "flat-earthers" was much worse back then. The astroturfers and trolls still comment early and often on every AGW story, come back and browse the story tomorrow at +5, you will be pleasantly surprised.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Bongo · · Score: 1

      Not that I read every article and comment, but I think Slashdot shifted from pro-AGW to anti after the Climategate stuff was released, but also broadly, we had too many people claiming that we had just 4 years to save the planet, and that was a long time ago now.

      Disclosure: my own view is that climate change is simply one instance of a class of problems which are global, global in that, they can't be solved by any one government acting alone, so it is these global problems which may necessitate humanity to move to a new set of values which are truly planetary, ie. it is deeply unfair that a kid's chances in life are determined by where they happen to be born, so a kid born in Somalia has a very different life than one born in California, and to really remedy that, we need a united humanity, and so in a sense, global problems like climate change are to be faced not in a technological way, but more essentially in a social and political way, to change people's values, to make people less greedy and more cooperative, and I think that this is why many people are deeply concerned about climate change, because they feel that humanity needs to change its character (changing how we produce energy is just icing on the cake) — however, there is fatal flaw in this, and bear me out, but for succinctness I'm going to say it in an offensive way, namely that, trying to wrap a new morality and ethics inside a science theory, is as bad as creationists trying to refute evolution because they'd rather your little kids grew up believing in their mythic God, in other words, it is a very dumb idea, and apparently, an idea invented by Margaret Thatcher, a very right wing politician who wanted to break the coal miner unions' stranglehold on energy, in around 1985 to 89, and she made a case that coal was very bad, hiding her real reason, her opposition to the miners, and instead gave speeches at the UN about climate change, one of the first politicians to do so, as she wanted to justify going off coal on "scientific" grounds, so she talked about greenhouse gasses and CO2 and man's pollution, and she founded the Hadley Centre and so on... so the moral of the story is, if you really want to transform people's ethics, then talk about the ETHICS themselves, because otherwise, will your ethics become useless if the science ends up changing? or did your ethics actually have their own merit in the first place, regardless of any particular scary problem? that's what the whole environmental movement is going to have to rethink, because as I say, I am in favour of a global united humanity living well in the ecosystems of the world, where every child has a reasonable chance in life, with health and education, but the whole AGW mantra has just blown a huge credibility hole in the project, if one cares to look at it objectively.

    3. Re:Slashdot Paradox by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      First of all, it's not a monolithic "community", gimme a break. It's a bunch of people who post on a website. Second, posting has really been dropping lately, people are leaving. Thirdly, go re-read the Climategate emails. Lastly, calling people who disagree derogatory names simply discredits your own side.

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    4. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You ever heard the story of the boy that cried wolf?
       
      Expect people to doubt you if you're going to make apocalyptic prophecies and they fall through time and time again.
       
      When religion does this people like you call it a fraud, when science does it people like you act surprised that no one bothers listening anymore after the Nth time you get it wrong.
       
      I don't think people here are denying the basic chemistry, just the endless predictions of hell on earth.

    5. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I have a PhD. I have seen the "Climate Gate" emails and found nothing interesting. That is pretty much how the sausage of science is done.

    6. Re:Slashdot Paradox by jcupitt65 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm a working scientist, I read the climategate emails, they are completely ordinary, there's nothing to see. A few out of context quotes appeared in the press and gave bad impression, that's all it was.

    7. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Thirdly, go re-read the Climategate emails.

      In the 1990's climate deniers told us that the climate wasn't warming.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was because of the sun.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was due to gravitational lensing.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

      They were wrong. Or lying.

      Then they told us that there was no warming, sorry, we were wrong before when we said there was warming, but here's a single word in an email we heard about that proves the data was manipulated - no! don't look at the data! no!

      They were lying

      Then they told us the slight dip in the rate of warming was magically a reset of the warming and that this disproved the laws of thermodynamics and model mumble mumble magic happens! Unicorns and Fairies!

      They were wrong or lying.

      I tell you this in case you feel like comparing your credibility with the credibility of the science again.

    8. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      You ever heard the story of the boy that cried wolf? Expect people to doubt you if you're going to make apocalyptic prophecies and they fall through time and time again.

      In the 1990's climate deniers told us that the climate wasn't warming.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was because of the sun.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was due to gravitational lensing.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

      They were wrong. Or lying.

      Then they told us that there was no warming, sorry, we were wrong before when we said there was warming, but here's a single word in an email we heard about that proves the data was manipulated - no! don't look at the data! no!

      They were lying

      Then they told us the slight dip in the rate of warming was magically a reset of the warming and that this disproved the laws of thermodynamics and model mumble mumble magic happens! Unicorns and Fairies!

      They were wrong or lying.

      I tell you this in case you feel like comparing the credibility of the denialists with the credibility of the science again.

    9. Re:Slashdot Paradox by mjensen · · Score: 2

      2579 Characters, 465 Words

      1 Paragraph, 1 Sentence.

    10. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Years of bullshit science will do that to you.

    11. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Bongo · · Score: 1

      And 49 phrases, which is why it's just about readable.

    12. Re:Slashdot Paradox by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's called Crying Wolf effect.

      We've now had 20 years of hyperbolic, ridiculous claims from the AGW advocates, none of which has actually come to pass.

      There have been histrionic predictions about disappearing glaciers, extinct polar bears, 50cm+ rising seas, 50 million climate refugees, catastrophic hurricane seasons, ice-free arctic, all which should have come to pass by now. We've had spurious statistics, cooked data, 'smoothing', manufactured data, bent hockey-sticks, collusive behavior outright mendacity and "dog ate my homework"-level excuses for missing original data. I won't even begin to describe the number of errors in An Inconvenient Truth. Couple that to the near-zealotry exhibited by the faithful, and it's not hard to understand why the moderate middle reacts negatively to the latest FUD.

      I'm not saying that the anti-Global Warming "industry" hasn't been equally egregious in their attack on global warming, but truth isn't determined by whoever shouts the loudest. If you have a radical assertion, that will require significant proof.

      At a certain point, people stop listening.

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      -Styopa
    13. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      I don't think more /.ers are denying scientific consensus, I think most are denying the apocolypic projections that come from the fringe.

      Is the climate changing? Yes. Do humans play a part? Yes. Will life as we know it be exterminated in 100 years? No.

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      "Action without philosophy is a lethal weapon; philosophy without action is worthless."
    14. Re:Slashdot Paradox by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      +1 Bet you don't get modded up, though.

    15. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nope, Phil said he'd prefer not to give McI the data. The data was mostly elsewhere. The rest wasn't his to give away. Yours was a total lie.

      Your BS is also in effect with "They couldn't even "risk" a peer review", no such claim ANYWHERE is supported.

    16. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Tyler+Durden · · Score: 1

      In my opinion Slashdot is more technology-aligned than science-aligned. Any hint that we'd have to slow down "progress" and (consequently) the rate of releasing new shiny-shiny toys tends to be met with derision.

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    17. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 1

      I see you're skillfully avoiding the climategate emails....

    18. Re:Slashdot Paradox by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      It's because if scientists make predictions that don't come to pass it makes us question their science: http://newsbusters.org/blogs/s...

    19. Re:Slashdot Paradox by mrjimorg · · Score: 1

      Actually, I do deny that there is a scientific consensus. It is also based on horrible "science". https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    20. Re:Slashdot Paradox by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Why would you even bother addressing them? They were pointless when they were released. There's nothing there to see.

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      We don't have a state-run media we have a media-run state.
    21. Re:Slashdot Paradox by operagost · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the article is stupid and uses a worst-case scenario concocted by one researcher and rubber-stamped by his favorite colleagues. I don't care if it's Hansen, we need to see someone else come up with the same results-- not a bunch of alarming articles that read like supermarket tabloids.

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    22. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

      I've liked science ever since I was a kid. All kinds of science. I particularly like science that makes consistent, accurate, granular predictions.

      Compared to pretty much any other scientific discipline, climate science leaves me completely underwhelmed. It is pretty clear they have only the vaguest idea of how it all works.

      Would I bet money on their predictions? No. If they were my investment advisers I would fire them.

    23. Re:Slashdot Paradox by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is normally science-aligned. But I am surprised at how Slashdotters suddenly seem to become something akin to flat-earthers when it comes to *scientific consensus* on climate change. I don't recall this community always being like this.

      A great deal of the push back from people to articles like this is that it's not a scientific journal. It's a summary of an article written by Vice, which itself references an article in Slate, which references an, at the time, unpublished discussion paper still pending peer review...

      So, for the sake of those interested in the words of the actual scientists, a link to theactual discussion paper.

      After bypassing all the propaganda, fud and none sense added by the journalists and going straight to the discussion paper, you STILL have a major hurdle here to people skeptical of the apocalypse now scenario.

      We still have the claims from educated scientists like Michael Mann and James Hansen about the scientific consensus and how the debate is ended. The science is settled!

      Now comes the twist, the IPCC that represents the global scientific 'consensus' on climate change, already made predictions for 2100 sea level rise that span from 0.2m to 0.98m. Hansen's claims of levels up to 9.0m in the recent article run against the scientific consensus on climate change, which he's championed in the past.

      What do we do with the scientific consensus now? Well, hopefully we can kill the stupid idea that our universe cares about our theories and opinions and go back to evidence based reasoning. We just a name for this method to distinguish it...

    24. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a "working scientist', do you normally conspire to circumvent FOI requests.

      Also while I'm sure gaming the peer review system is normal, that does not make it a good thing.

    25. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 4, Informative

      There have been histrionic predictions about disappearing glaciers, extinct polar bears, 50cm+ rising seas, 50 million climate refugees, catastrophic hurricane seasons, ice-free arctic, all which should have come to pass by now.

      I agree, 'crying wolf' is a near-perfect way to ruin one's credibility.

      Hyperbole sells movies, not science. However, there's precious little hyperbole coming from the scientists themselves.

      The predictions you mention really are coming to pass. Jellies have hit their stride, they're filling the oceans. Polar bears really are dying out. Local weather systems really are making landfall with more energy than they used to. Arctic ice really is disappearing very quickly.

      I live in New Zealand. Like many tourists to our little country, I to have naughtily stood upon the tongue of the Franz Josef glacier. I did this in 2000 and it looks quite different only fifteen years later, judging by this Herald article.

      This is reality. That fact that it is not happening nearly as fast as we were led to believe by our hyperbolous media and silly disaster movies like '2012' should come as a surprise to absolutely no-one.

      --
      ..Mullah or Pope, Preacher or Poet, who was it wrote: "Give any one species too much rope and they'll fuck it up"?
    26. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Wrong.

      Then they told us the slight dip in the rate of warming was magically a reset of the warming and that this disproved the laws of thermodynamics and model mumble mumble magic happens! Unicorns and Fairies!

    27. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Lying again. Are you hoping against hope we didn't look at the data?

      In the 1990's climate deniers told us that the climate wasn't warming.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was because of the sun.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was due to gravitational lensing.

      They were wrong.

      Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

      They were wrong. Or lying.

      Then they told us that there was no warming, sorry, we were wrong before when we said there was warming, but here's a single word in an email we heard about that proves the data was manipulated - no! don't look at the data! no!

      They were lying

      Then they told us the slight dip in the rate of warming was magically a reset of the warming and that this disproved the laws of thermodynamics and model mumble mumble magic happens! Unicorns and Fairies!

      They were wrong or lying.

      I tell you this in case you feel like comparing your credibility with the credibility of the science again.

    28. Re:Slashdot Paradox by Bongo · · Score: 1

      LOL, thanks. But yours explains another reason why just counting words is not a good metric. The meaning of your paragraph only becomes clear IN THE LAST PHRASE. Up until then, the reader is wondering, how is any of this connected? Where is this going? What are all the facts? Which are the important ones I need to remember? All of which only becomes apparent in the last phrase.
      My paragraph is a simple chain, so you don't have to remember too many items as you go along.

    29. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

      They were wrong, or lying.

    30. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      I don't find your argument convincing.

    31. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      *Ahem*

      Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

      They were wrong. Or lying. Happy to list any other debunked lies or bizarre, disproven conspiracy theory. Just let me know which ones.

    32. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

      Ah, so you are saying that the denialists didn't say those things?

    33. Re:Slashdot Paradox by KeensMustard · · Score: 1
      We can start even earlier than that: In the 1890's, climatologists told us that adding greenhouse gases to the atmosphere would lead to warming.

      They were right.

    34. Re:Slashdot Paradox by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I came back to test my own prediction, happy to see the AC I replied to was one of the few +5 posts.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    35. Re:Slashdot Paradox by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      And people wonder why Utopia so quickly turns to Stalinism.

      If they don't think the way WE want them to, then fuck them. We know better, after all. And we're good people, right? So who wouldn't want to do what we want, except EVIL people?

      Jesus Christ life would be simpler in such a world.

      --
      -Styopa
    36. Re:Slashdot Paradox by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      It feels like the turfers/trolls have increased over the years.

      Just a guess, but I bet Exxon and others have increased their funding of PR firms as the effects of climate change become clearer to the average person.

      Hell, the Heartland Institute still has authors that say smoking isn't that bad for you.... http://www.prwatch.org/news/2014/05/12464/heartland-institute-reluctantly-stands-denial-cigarette-smoking-risks

  10. Re:make a brita ocean by Barsteward · · Score: 1

    you know those nice white beaches you like to lie on? its all parrot fish poop from eating coral :o)

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    "The hands that help are better far than lips that pray." - Robert Ingersoll (1833-1899)
  11. Re:They Lie by deviated_prevert · · Score: 2

    I don't believe you. In the 70's it was going to be an ice age, now it is going to be a heat wave. Is the data real or manipulated?

    Face it we just do not have a friggin' clue as to what is actually going to happen as the climate swings wildly with an increased oscillation as the oceans heat up and the poles thaw out. Obviously the more energy you put into the ocean and atmosphere the more the currents will change in unpredictable ways. Like bad computer code with too many variables the possibilities are highly unpredictable.

    For one it is entirely possible that increases in global temperatures causing forest fires across the boreal forest zone of the northern hemisphere will put enough particulate into the air that a mini ice age similar to a nuclear winter might happen. We cannot be certain about the outcomes of global warming. BUT we have some evidence that major events that put large amounts of particulate into the atmosphere in a short period of time can and do cause mini ice ages. One occurred in the early 18th century and it lasted about 15 years, caused wars over farm lands and minor starvation in Europe and the Russian Steps. The climate did suddenly become colder in a hurry after a number of large volcanic events, one of which occurred in the Western Canada, basically blocked the suns uv rays for over a year. So it is entirely possible that there is a natural reaction to over heating of the earths atmosphere and crust that can cause high altitude dust that puts a damper on the warming. Call it a pressure relief valve system that we just don't quite understand yet.

    Either way if global warming continues the bread basket of the US is in trouble big time because of global warming. The Colorado river is about to experience incredible flooding as El Nino dumps winter monsoons on the Rockies without snow. Flooding can be as bad for the farm economy as drought and what is about to occur is landslides on a monumental scale all over the West Coast of North America.

    Either way we are about to pay a terrible price for out ecological greed and stupidity. In a way the coming disasters will finally wake people up but the irony is as people wake up to what fossil fuels have done they very well might be on the verge of having to turn to them even more to save themselves from a mini ice age! The swings in climate will occur in both directions. Here is another sobering thought, the dust from automobile tires and paved road ways will be more than just a problem for aquatic life in drainage systems. I predict that tire dust and road dust in dry climate large cities will become the number one cause of respiratory illness and surpass even smoking in cities like Los Angeles as the number one cause of lung illnesses. Within a few years the smart people will wear dust masks all the time and live in filter air buildings, the poor will just continue to suffer and die in the streets as always. Our combined greed and stupidity will make the black hole of Calcutta look like paradise on earth!

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  12. interesting by bestwatch · · Score: 1

    interesting

  13. Very disappointed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm quite disappointed in Slashdots readers.

    Many of the people who read Slashdot are IT sector workers which means that many of us lead data led lives. We support, manage, process and analyse data irrespective of whether or not it paints a pretty picture.

    The information contained in this article is absolutely nothing new at all, most of it has been known since the 1970's. You can not pump carbon into the atmosphere and expect there to be no consequence, much of that carbon is absorbed by the sea converting it to carbonic acid. This isn't news its olds, the difference now is that we can put a date on the likely tipping point for significant change. The data can't be argued with you might as well shout at a brick wall. Science will report on both the data and findings and what it means working with current projections. you may argue about the destination, but the projections are accurate and in-line with expectations. What I would be interested un seeing is the data that projects either a deferment or reversal of change and what the requirements would be.

    Be my guest however, complain about how negative it all is while doing nothing about it. Afterall its easy to believe in the la-la fairy its alright alternative than face a reality.

    1. Re:Very disappointed... by Rockoon · · Score: 1

      We support, manage, process and analyse data irrespective of whether or not it paints a pretty picture.

      Yeah but in business its usually a bad idea to manipulate the data to create a specific picture... however in academia...

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    2. Re:Very disappointed... by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      I'm quite disappointed in Slashdots readers.

      I'm sure the mass of Slashdot readers feels your disappointment quite acutely, and will change to avoid your approbation.

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  14. Re:They Lie by serviscope_minor · · Score: 5, Informative

    I don't believe you.

    Then you're an idiot.

    In the 70's it was going to be an ice age,

    Nope, never happened. Oooh I see you're confusing journalists in the popular press floundering around with actual science. Do you do that with computer stuff too, or do you only level your skepticism on things you truly don't understand?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

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  15. i wonder what will happen to ... by Skapare · · Score: 1

    i wonder what will happen to this city

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  16. Screw that by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Who needs a climate? I have air condition. Sea levels rising? Why should I care, my apartment is at over 1500 feet above sea level, even if all the ice on the planet melted this won't bother me. And I have a gun, so if any of those rich bastards try to escape their flooded beach houses and climb my mountain it's going to be an unpleasant wake up call.

    I used to fight in this war. I used to try to convince people that it might be a good idea to at least ponder whether it could be right since, well, if it is, we're fucked 'cause we don't have a spare planet to go to when we screwed the pooch on this one. No longer. Screw this. Go ahead and drive your SUVs, I don't care anymore. Yes, we ruin this planet and maybe, hopefully actually, we make it uninhabitable for our own species.

    It can only improve this planet in the long run.

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    1. Re:Screw that by dwywit · · Score: 1

      I sympathise, I really do. I'm so pissed off with politicians and business who weasel their way around the science with transparent "concerns for jobs and the economy". Screw them - they don't get my vote, and as far as is practical, they don't get my $$$; e.g. I need a car to do my job, but I research the manufacturers carefully before making a decision to buy. Ditto my other purchasing decisions.

      But I would rather my descendants be able retain some respect for me and my efforts to do better, rather than just giving up. If it did any good, I'd threaten the weasels with damnation on their descendants, but I think they're damned anyway.

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    2. Re:Screw that by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I'm with the weasels here. When the time comes around that our descendants curse us for our idiocy, I'll be long gone, dead, buried and forgotten. Just like these greedy bastards and their political whores will be dead and gone, not giving half a shit about the crap they left in their wake.

      Sorry. Not caring anymore. I choose to fight battles where my effort at least has a little bit of impact.

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    3. Re:Screw that by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

      There's no round of applause I could possibly give that would do justice to your comment - and I'm damn pleased to see you were modded up accordingly.

      At some point one simply has to accept that Survival Of The Fittest ultimately means the death of the terminally-stupid and the resolutely-selfish. From where I sit that looks like about 99% of Humanity. With all our science, technology and understanding of the world around us, we still prefer faith to science and as such we'll get exactly what we deserve.

      Good riddance.

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  17. Re:They Lie by Misagon · · Score: 1

    Actually, even back in the 1970s there were more scientists who were inclined to believe in global warming than in global cooling. It is just that cooling was more interesting to put in the news...

    For instance, Global warming was one of the more important topics of the Stockholm Conference in 1972 (the biggest conference on the environment in the 70's) , while global cooling wasn't even hinted at.

    Of course not all of the world is warming right now.
    Some parts of the world are indeed cooling (temporarily) because of warming having disrupting ocean currents that would otherwise warm those areas, or from warming having caused some areas to be cloudier and/or rainier.
    That is why climatologists prefer to use the term "Climate Change" rather than "Global Warming".

    Beside the effects of carbon compounds in the atmosphere, there is also the effect of increased aerosols from human activity and those do cause a bit of climate change in form of more clouds, which cool. It has been theorized that this had contributed significantly to the Ethiopian famine in the mid-1980s - again, the effect in one part of the system causing a different effect in another. Ethiopia got a draught while another part of Africa got more rain.
    But while carbon emissions take thirty or more years to make a measurable difference in the atmosphere, aerosol cooling is very temporary. The white condensation trails from airplanes do contribute to cooling (cue the tin foil hat people :-P ) and that is only because how they are artificial clouds - and clouds cool. Back in September 11, 2001, airplanes across the USA were grounded causing the airspace above USA to be clear from condensation trails for the first time in decades - which had a measurable effect on the weather that day. But it was back to "normal" a couple of days later.

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  18. Is anyone else tired of the alarmism? by Karmashock · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://newsbusters.org/blogs/s...

    I cite that just because its funny and underscores what is going on.

    You have some people saying reasonable things and talking about the science. And then you have dumb journalists running around like chickens with their heads cut off... collecting the most extreme quotes they possibly can to get the most insane headlines.

    I'm not interested in the alarmism and I'm not alone. Millions are just tuning it out. I think that political tactic and media tactic has reached the point of diminishing returns.

    Moving forward, I'd just like the science... with full acknowledgment of the uncertainties and no attempt to advocate for any given solution.

    Just give me the information. Bias the results to try and get a panic reaction out of me and there's a good chance I'll spot it and then rather than convince me, I'll just distrust your paper.

    I'm not anti environmental improvement. However, I'd like that improvement to be more than a ploy. There are a lot of alterior motives in this issue at this point.

    1. The politicians can use it as a weapon. Al Gore didn't get into this for nothing.

    2. The corporations love it because they get massive pork spending for green projects. The money going to GE etc for this stuff was unheard of before the AGW issue.

    3. The Universities get too much grant money to not want to keep the fire burning on this issue. The issue cools and the grant money falls off with it.

    4. The UN sees the issue as a means to political relevance outside the security council.

    5. Various little countries can use the issue to justify demands for aid. The "help us because of colonialism" etc has sort of worn off. Help us because AGW is relevant.

    6. The AGW issue can be used to justify protectionist policies against East Asian economies in China and India.

    It goes on and on and on and on and on. So... I just want the science without the politics and the advocacy and the lobbying and the gaslighting and the endless fucking pathos.

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    1. Re:Is anyone else tired of the alarmism? by gurps_npc · · Score: 3, Interesting
      I love how you talk about the minute amount of money going to science - but totally ignore the HUGE amount of money going to the polluters.

      1. Politicians on BOTH sides use it as a weapon - but only the GOP makes it a focus. Democrats talk about being pro-environment, while the GOP vilifies the scientist. As for Al Gore - he did what he did after QUITTING politics.

      2. The corporations make far more money polluting than they do fighting pollution.

      3. The Universities get grant money from both sides - but you only hear about it from the green side because their studies are the one that keeping being proven, while the polluters keep getting negative results.

      4. Anyone that thinks the UN needs to be relevant - inside or outside the security council has no idea what they do. It's not just about peace, it's about cooperation, education, etc. etc. etc. The UN doesn't need this issue.

      5. You are totally correct that little countries complain about this. You are totally stupid if you think that they aren't telling the truth. The big kids bully the little kids, not the other way around. Calling the little kids whiners says more about you than it does about the little kids.

      6. We don't need to justify protectionist policies, the Republicans are more than happy enough to do it for no reason.

      It goes on and on and on - only because you refuse to admit there is a real problem. We need research and political limitations to delay it until we have a scientific solution. Yes that means some sacrifice from us today to help our children tomorrow. Only an douche-bag insists on spending their money on a big TV without putting anything into the kids college fund.

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    2. Re:Is anyone else tired of the alarmism? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      1. Lets say politicians on both sides use it... how does that back up a position that this isn't a highly politicized issue with a lot of spin? It doesn't. Which means giving me spin just makes your article look like advocacy from side X instead the only thing that has any value in this situation which is the cold hard science.

      2. As to making more money polluting than not... not in the first world. And it is only in the first world where AGW politics are even relevant. Companies in China and India are not being restrained and that is where the money polluting is being made. Are the people pushing AGW and carbon credits talking about putting trade barriers with countries that don't play ball as well? i haven't seen it. Mostly it is internal to the first world. And simply employing cap and trade in the first world will do nothing. What is more, the grant money etc for the big companies is far larger than you realize. Do you want me to pull up the figures? Who do you think is building the wind mills and solar farms and LED bulbs and all that shit?

      The corps are making a MINT off AGW.

      3. The grant money the universities get from pro AGW grants so radically dwarfs what they get for anti AGW grants as to not be worth mentioning. That's like saying dogs sometimes drive cars. Sure... Like... one maybe... in a circus.

      4. As to the UN not needing the AGW issue... that's not what the UN believes. They put a lot of energy into this and see it as a way to gain political power outside of the security council... that is... beyond the politics of the US, Russia, China, UK, and France.

      5. As to little countries complaining about stuff and wanting money, you're an idiot if you think they wouldn't be asking for money regardless and you're even dumber if you think they're poor and backward because of AGW. See... I can make insults too... fucktard.

      6. As to justifying protectionism... if you think only the republicans want it then you know nothing of US politics. Certain factions within both the republicans and democrats want protectionism for different reasons.

      I love that the Republicans are the universal demon for progressive robots like you. The republicans somehow are the party of evil 100 dollar smoking business interests that want to destroy the world... AND you think republicans are all for protectionism.

      The business interests support or are against protectionism based on where their manufacturing base is and where their primary sales market is... if a business interest is mostly in the US and sells mostly to Americans than it is generally for protectionism. If a company has its manufacturing outside the US or is mostly selling or equally selling to foreign markets then they are generally against protectionism. This bit of complexity is beyond your simple mind though. You see everything in these simplistic talking points that include no context.

      I'm not your enemy, child. I'm the sort of adult mentality you need to solve the problems people like you keep making for themselves.

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    3. Re:Is anyone else tired of the alarmism? by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      Is that one of the old founders of green peace? There are quite a few people that flipped.

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  19. Beaches without garbage have become rare. by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    I have to say, everytime I visit a beach somewhere it's nigh impossible not to see some garbage littered here and there. Either by visitors or by garbage washed ashore. Back in the 80ies I remember seeing nice beaches without garbage, but I'd bet money that they have become rare in the mean time.

    We are fucking up our planet for no good reason - to me there is no doubt about it.

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    1. Re:Beaches without garbage have become rare. by Lodlaiden · · Score: 1

      Quit throwing crap in the ocean, because it's washing up on our beaches.

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  20. It will all be better if Jeremy Corbyn is PM by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    It will all be better if Jeremy Corbyn is PM .... oh wait

  21. Hotter, higher, trashier, and more acidic? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

    Sounds like college.

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  22. Re:They Lie by KeensMustard · · Score: 4, Informative

    I don't believe you.

    Your beliefs make no difference to reality. Are you hoping to fairy wish climate change away? - "timmy you can do it! you just have to believe!"

    In the 70's it was going to be an ice age, now it is going to be a heat wave.

    In the 1990's climate deniers told us that the climate wasn't warming.

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the warming was because of the sun.

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the warming was due to gravitational lensing.

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the slight dip in the rate of warming was magically a reset of the warming and that this disproved the laws of thermodynamics and model mumble mumble magic happens! Unicorns and Fairies!

    They were wrong.

    I tell you this in case you feel like comparing your credibility with the credibility of the science again.

    Is the data real or manipulated?

    I once had a guy here claim that the measured rate of warming was insignificant and posted a link to woodfortrees to prove it. I went and looked. It turns out, he'd carefully selected a narrow band of measures along the equator (where the warming is the least) and excluded the temperate and polar zones to reduce the warming measures. In short he lied.

    I pointed this out to him, and he disappeared. Yet I have seen, several times, the same link re-appear.

    So: who is manipulating data?

  23. Backup Disaster for Paris-ites by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    It's been clear for many years that a new human-caused, non-falsifiable future environmental apocalypse hypothesis is needed.

  24. Re:Remember the ozone hole and acid rain? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Remember how we changed out products and behavior in relation to the ozone depletion and acid rain....

  25. Re:They Lie by pipingguy · · Score: 1

    "I don't believe you."
    "Then you're an idiot."
    =======

    And there, folks, is the attitude that The True Believers have towards anyone who questions their religion/hypothesis/politics, despite the fact that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. They definitely don't have the latter, so responses are as above or 'shut up' or 'fuck off' or...

  26. We don't have time for nuclear. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Renewables work NOW and build up faster and are cheaper than nukes.

    But let me ask this: if we move balls-out for nuclear, does that include Iran and North Korea? If not, then we can't use nuclear: you admit it is too dangerous.

    Nuclear only starts producing when 100% complete. Wind and solar can work as soon as you get the first generator hooked to the grid.

    We don't have time to wait for nuclear to be built, never mind the "next generation, totally safe, honest, and not like we said about last generation, really" nuclear to be perfected.

  27. Re:They Lie by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

    Looks like we have two idiots!

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  28. Witness the folly by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    The obsession with the belief that there are ideal environmental conditions is a Sisyphean task. And I'm convinced that the people behind it want it that way because it keeps the masses from rising above their current station in life. Case in point: why aren't the people opposed to the use of Golden Rice being called racists eight ways to Sunday?

  29. I'm scared by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'm scared of the 18-year Pause.

    What if the climate doesn't ever start changing again??

  30. It simply IS by golodh · · Score: 2
    I have no idea what the definition of "runaway" has to do with anything, but changing conditions in the ocean really are happening.

    Just like decreasing ice-caps, sea-level rises, and increasingly chaotic weather. And threatening changes in major ocean currents .. like the atlantic conveyor belt (see e.g. http://www.carbonbrief.org/blo...).

    And they could be mand-made to ... and in all probability are. Except in the US of course. There they're just "God hugging us closer".

    1. Re:It simply IS by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      I was merely pointing out that screaming "Runaway global warming is not happening" (in boldpace to boot) is kind of silly since nobody is claiming that it is happening, so nobody needs to be told that. What we're currently experiencing is non-runaway, man-made additional forcing. It doesn't need to reach the runaway levels to cause serious global issues.

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  31. Oh brother.... by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

    here we go again with the dire climate change proclamations. This is nothing more than an excuse to gin up more research money. The only "evidence" they have comes from highly suspect computer models that can be twisted this way or that to reach whatever conclusion furthers your agenda.

    I also believe that there is an underlying anti-capitalism thread that blames all of this supposed climate change on human progress.

    Are there things we can do to cause less pollution? Of course and we should be that where it is practical. I want to live in a clean world as much as the next person does.

    Everyone just needs to take a deep breath and relax. The world is not going to end tomorrow, despite predictions to the contrary.

  32. You are Confused by hawkfish · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And there, folks, is the attitude that The True Believers have towards anyone who questions their religion/hypothesis/politics, despite the fact that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. They definitely don't have the latter, so responses are as above or 'shut up' or 'fuck off' or...

    You are confusing "extraordinary claims" with "extraordinary impacts". One is a scientific term, the other an economic term. The fact that CO2 will acidify the ocean is elementary school chemistry (my kid did a science fair project to demonstrate it in 5th grade). It really isn't rocket science. The impact on the ocean food chain is also very well documented (which is what the article is about), but it is not an extreme claim - it was predicted back in the mid 1800s and wasn't particularly controversial then.

    To give a completely different example, an asteroid impact destroying civilisation is not a extraordinary claim if you have any familiarity with the fossil record and basic mechanics, but it would certainly have an extraordinary um impact.

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    1. Re:You are Confused by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Someone should decide the optimal CO2 percentage in the atmosphere, then. It must be maintained somewhere between the level where plants start shutting down and...what? How much is too much?

      India, China and other large emitters are going to go ahead with current industry plans (and I don't blame them at all for this decision), so - what? The west has to even further de-industrialize to make up for increases in developing nations? I call that committing economic suicide.

    2. Re:You are Confused by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should get up to HS level chemistry. The Ocean is a _buffered_ solution. Which makes it require an order of magnitude more of anything to change it's ph past the buffer levels.

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    3. Re:You are Confused by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      The statistics on ocean acidification are kind of interesting. They only go back to the 1980s in most of the stats talking about THE END TIMES... but the stats do go back a good deal farther than that. But they're not referenced.

      I don't know if our current acid levels are abnormal, but I do remember from the more extensive statistics that there is sort of a sin wave pattern with ocean pH. I think it goes up and down over a period of decades. Are we above normal rates for this period of time? I'm not sure. We could be.

      One thing which I do question is the ability of disolved CO2 to actually change ocean pH at these scales.

      Ever owned a pond or taken care of fish where you have natural stone coming in contact with the water?

      Most rocks are pH neutral at a given pH range. And ideally you want your rocks to be neutral at your desired pH. But often your rocks have lime stone in them. Over time, the lime stone tends to push the pH up... typically to around 8.5 or something which isn't good for fish or plants if you have a planted tank or your pond has plants.

      Where am I going with this? Well... the ocean has huge exposed mineral deposits everywhere throughout the ocean. And I question whether the CO2 from human industry is enough to overwhelm in pH balance of the ocean given the vast exposed mineral deposits that are pH stable at what we think of as normal ocean pH levels.

      Don't kid yourself. The reason the ocean is the pH it is... is because of those mineral deposits. Push the pH up or down and I would not be surprised if they started reacting with the water to bring it back into balance. How is the dissolved carbon in the water going to overwhelm all of that?

      We're not talking about a pound of feathers and a pound of lead here. We're talking about planetary masses of minerals versus... 40 gigatonnes of CO2 per year?

      Please correct me if I'm in error.

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    4. Re:You are Confused by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should get up to HS level chemistry. The Ocean is a _buffered_ solution. Which makes it require an order of magnitude more of anything to change it's ph past the buffer levels.

      Yes, but the buffering is provided by Ca ions, which means that the ph is not the issue, but rather what happens to the CaCO3 equilibrium. There is a nice description with citations here. That summary also points out that bleaching is a bigger problem for coral than acidification, but TFA is about studying the impact of this chemistry on other life forms.

      But my original point was that this stuff is not extraordinary science, and your adding Le Châtelier into the mix only moves the needle by about 20 years to the late 1800s...

      (Oddly, enough, the same kid is taking HS chemistry this year, so I'll get to brush up a bit, but it is surprising what you can remember from 40 years ago when breakfast this morning is a mystery!)

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    5. Re:You are Confused by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      Historical evidence is always nice, but if what you say about the baseline data is true (I'm not an expert), we may have to rely on modeling. It's the ocean food chain, FFS, so we should be cautious IMHO.

      As for acidification, you are correct that it is buffered, but as I pointed out to another respondent, the buffering is provided by Ca ions - which is the real problem, not the ph levels.

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    6. Re:You are Confused by Karmashock · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you're talking about with baselines and food chains. As to being cautious... I am being cautious... I'm cautious about what I believe and I'm skeptical about taking action unless I am in possession of all the facts.

      As to acidification and the Ca ions... the ocean is a deep system. Total atmospheric carbon is something like 0.04%... and it was something like .032% in 1960... so the doom of the world is a .008% change?

      I think the system is buffered but I think it is buffered on multiple levels. Why are there those Ca ions in the water in the first place and what is the ability of the minerals or biology to regenerate them? I question whether that system can be over whelmed by the current rate of carbon release.

      Look, here is the thing... we don't disagree with each other about the facts. What is in contention is the EXTENT to whether various variables are relevant.

      But that they are relevant and whether they do something is not in contention.

      Look, there's no question that adding CO2 to the oceans creates acid that then goes through a chemical reaction trending towards maximum entropy. No question.

      And you can't deny furthermore that the chemistry we take for granted in our oceans is buffered and regenerates at SOME rate. No question.

      The only thing in contention is whether X acid is able to overwhelm Y equilibrium.

      Now you could say "but can we take the chance!"... I don't like this question because I have a collection of people in my mind... and one of my mental conscripts is contract weasel and the contract weasel in me knows that that argument can be used to defend ANYTHING. And an argument that can be used to defend anything is by definition fallacious.

      So I don't want to hear "can we afford to take the risk" I need more than that.

      And if you really want to descend into the well of AGW craziness my next point will be that most of the heavily advocated solutions won't actually do a great deal while also costing huge sums and coincidentally making some people very rich and very powerful. Conspiracy theory or innocent coincidence... either way... under those programs legacy industry with their old money and lobbyists gets protected, and upstart industry with no such connections gets shafted. Coincidence or conspiracy... does it really matter?

      Okay so what is my solution?

      1. Spend a lot of money on research into alternative energy. Not into building alternative energy (until it has evolved a bit more), not spending stupidly huge sums on propaganda, research on the technology we need to replace our existing energy infrastructure.

      2. A relatively small but significant sum on geo engineering. This is at worst something we can use to buy time. But we might be able to figure out how to simply cancel the negative effects entirely or figure out how to sequester CO2 faster than we emit it.

      3. The climate change lobby is robbing a lot of more serious issues the world is facing of funding and I'd like to see some of that get redistributed BACK to what the money was taken from... things like aid to help the third world develop.

      4. Education programs for third world literacy and baked into that we should include western philosophical concepts like democracy etc... we're paying for it so it is entirely appropriate that we spread some of our ideas in the process.

      5. Increase funding into disease research, find ways to make medical healthcare affordable for the world, etc.

      I could go on... But all of this and more is affordable for what the UN wants to spend on climate change prevention and even the UN admits that their plan under the best case scenario won't work.

      So... if you don't like my idea... fine. But compared to what? The UN's goofy corrupt plan? You're not going to solve this until you convince the entire world to buy into it... including china and india. and that means you need a non-fossil fuel energy program that is ACTUALLY REALLY NO REALLY competitive with c

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  33. All Species have Already Survived Climate Change by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If science is correct and climate change is real and is being caused by humans, then doing something about it means everybody gets to live. If the climate change deniers are wrong, then everything dies.

    Sorry but while I absolutely agree that we should take climate change seriously and do what we can to minimize the effect what you say is clearly not even vaguely correct. The Earth has been through natural climate change cycles in the past and all the species now on the planet have survived such changes.

    What none of these dire predictions seem to take into account is that climate change should open up new areas where plants, coral reefs etc. can grow. 10,000 years ago the planet was in the grip of an ice age. Much of northern Europe and North America was underneath a giant ice sheet which melted. As the climate warmed the regions favourable for plants moved and species started growing in different areas as the climate changed. The problem with man-made climate change is that it might happen a lot faster than most natural change (except for volcanic eruptions, meteor strikes etc. which are even faster). Life has survived all of these disasters and it will survive man-made climate change as will we (unless we do something really stupid like start a nuclear war) but it might be very unpleasant.

    What I would love to see is some sort of balanced, objective look at climate change. Hyped up articles like this that are clearly interested in pushing one point of view regardless of evidence convince nobody and risk a "boy who cried wolf" effect where people will ignore real warnings of problems due to climate change.

  34. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 2

    Sorry but while I absolutely agree that we should take climate change seriously and do what we can to minimize the effect what you say is clearly not even vaguely correct. The Earth has been through natural climate change cycles in the past and all the species now on the planet have survived such changes.

    If the ocean dies, everything dies. That's not hyperbole, it's reality.

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  35. More than 90% by John+Bayko · · Score: 2

    The Permian-Triassic extinction event didn't just kill of 90% of all life. It killed of 90% of all species - that is, it killed off 100% of 90% of species. Of the remaining 10%, it killed off 99% of some species, 98% of others, and so on. It was frighteningly close to sterilizing the planet.

    Humans do have the capability to actually do that - sterilize the planet. It's highly unlikely, but possible if the entire world economy were dedicated to that - and it could be, as a side effect, because of two important effects:

    • The result of all technological progress is to allow people to do things they couldn't before, either by making something new possible, or making something existing available to more people.
    • There will always be some fraction of those people who are sceptical of the consequences, ignorant of them, or think they can get away with it just for themselves.

    This means there will be a steadily growing number of people who are willing and able to do an increasing amount of damage in pursuit of their own goals, and if those goals result in hugely profitable corporations that can influence (or ignore) government policy throughout the world, extinction of all life could then become the main product of nearly all human activity. And humans are pretty good at accomplishing their goals.

    To be fair, at some point the consequences will be obvious and the number of people willing to continue will fall. But that's as likely to be too late as not - see Rapa Nui (Easter Island) for what tends to happen then. And see Venus for how bad it could get.

  36. Re:They Lie by andydouble07 · · Score: 1

    This is disingenuous and you know it. It's like pointing back at that one oddly warm day back in February and saying "it hasn't gotten any warmer since then!".

  37. Re:They Lie by Kernel+Kurtz · · Score: 1

    Here is a global mean for you then......

    http://woodfortrees.org/plot/h...

  38. Re:They Lie by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    Bullshit.

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  39. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by catchblue22 · · Score: 2

    What I would love to see is some sort of balanced, objective look at climate change. Hyped up articles like this that are clearly interested in pushing one point of view regardless of evidence convince nobody and risk a "boy who cried wolf" effect where people will ignore real warnings of problems due to climate change.

    What you seem to not realize is that the mass extinction events of the past made extinct the most dominant species of the time (dinosaurs for example). Guess what the most dominant species is today? Humans.

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  40. Re:And the Republicans rejoice! by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    The Republicans hate the Earth and want to see it destroyed.

    Yeah, yeah, and the Democrats all have wings and play harps, we get it.

    Get lost, you partisan fool.

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  41. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2

    If the ocean dies, everything dies. That's not hyperbole, it's reality.

    Yes but my point is that there is no evidence provided that this will happen. If you look at one region of the ocean, throw in your climate change model and come up with a prediction that none of the species living there now will survive then you do not have enough evidence to conclude that all life in the oceans will die.

    To conclude that all life in the ocean will die you need to also check to make sure that the new conditions are not favourable to other species which might not be present in that region at the moment but which might move there if the conditions changed. Hence my point: conditions have changed in the past and life has adapted to them, not by evolution but by relocating, if you do not factor this in then you cannot conclude that the oceans will die.

  42. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What you seem to not realize is that the mass extinction events of the past made extinct the most dominant species of the time (dinosaurs for example).

    Only there are two flaws with that. First the dinosaurs did not go extinct and are still around today only smaller and with a different name: birds. Secondly we have one evolutionary advantage: intelligence. This lets us adapt far, far more rapidly to change than evolution and may even help reverse climate change: either by reducing our environmental impact or by geo-engineering.

    Climate change is a concern but one that stops far short of the end of life on earth. It may cause massive disruption, a drop in the standard of living etc. but the extinction of all humans? That's an extraordinary claim without anything approaching extraordinary evidence to support it.

  43. I'm flummoxed by dcooper_db9 · · Score: 1

    I have twenty years working in databases and I can't think what could possibly qualify me to understand climatology.

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  44. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 2

    It's unnecessary to pedantically interpret "the oceans will die" as "100.000% of all life in the oceans will die" although I appreciate it does grant you licence to rattle off on a pointless tangent.

    We couldn't exterminate all life in Earth's oceans if we tried. That doesn't mean that the ocean can't "die" for all intents and purposes; imagine if plankton began dying out. Naturally something else will step straight into its place.. unless it doesn't.

    Earth's oceans are under a range of increasing anthropomorphic pressures. Some of these pressures are suppressing organisms whilst others flourish to the detriment of the oceans' biodiversity.

    In terms of habitable areas of ocean it's conceivable that one day there may be nowhere left to swim away to.

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  45. Re:They Lie by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    But that global mean shows nearly 1 degree of warming over a century...

  46. Re:Why bother? None of this matters by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    You would be well and truly fucked today, or likely not exist, if everyone hundreds of years ago had that attitude.
    I guess it's great that you're as self-obsessed as an Objectivist, but fortunately most people are not.

  47. Re:They Lie by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    There's been 18 years with no warming.

    Stop lying. Do you think we don't have the temperature records?

  48. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

    In terms of habitable areas of ocean it's conceivable that one day there may be nowhere left to swim away to.

    True, it is possible to conceive of such a possibility. What is lacking is evidence that such a possibility is at all likely. If you want to make an extraordinary claim like that then you need extraordinary evidence to back it up. Previous climate changes have not caused the oceans to die so why is the recent climate change is so much different to past events some of which, like volcanic eruptions, have happened on very short time scales.

  49. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by kheldan · · Score: 1

    OK, fine. Unlike religion, science is open to being questioned. Go learn all you can learn, and prove your point through experimentation, or prove to yourself that you're wrong in the process. Speculation is just pissing in the wind.

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  50. Re:They Lie by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    And yet you copy-paste the same strawman of lies and deceptions.

    Yep, I've standardised a response to climate denier liespew questioning the reliability of climate science. Suck it up.

    The fact is that most of what 'climate science' predicted hasn't come to pass. The models they created are terrible at prediction, and have failed to match reality

    You're lying again.

    In the 1990's climate deniers told us that the climate wasn't warming.

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the warming was because of the sun.

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the warming was due to gravitational lensing.

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the warming was due to- hey look over there! It's a vast green conspiracy!

    They were wrong.

    Then they told us the slight dip in the rate of warming was magically a reset of the warming and that this disproved the laws of thermodynamics and model mumble mumble magic happens! Unicorns and Fairies!

    They were wrong.

    I tell you this in case you feel like comparing your credibility with the credibility of the science again.

  51. Re:They Lie by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    Lying again.

  52. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    If the ocean dies, everything dies. That's not hyperbole, it's reality.

    Yes but my point is that there is no evidence provided that this will happen. If you look at one region of the ocean, throw in your climate change model and come up with a prediction that none of the species living there now will survive then you do not have enough evidence to conclude that all life in the oceans will die. Of course not all life in the ocean will die. The question is will it change enough that we wll die?

    That being said, I have no doubt t all that humanity will destroy itself one way or another, Whether it be through some of us agitating and wishing for it, like the "rapture me and to hell with the rest of y'all " types, or the inability of most of us to see 6 inches beyond our noses, or mankind's intense desire to kill other humans ends up taking us out. Maybe a combination of all three.

    But unless we manage to completely sterilize the entire planet, life of some sort will survive. Perhaps eventually thrive, and at some point it will wonder about that thin global radioactive layer in the ground,

    Now eat, drink, and be merry folks.

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  53. Re:So all we need is evolution in 50 years. by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    Hell, why not evolve ourselves? Mankind in the past used to be just fine out in the winter snow with only their pelt to keep them warm.

    ROFL. Do you know what evolution looks like during mass extinctions? It means 99.999% of a particular species dies, leaving behind the freaks that have some genetic trait allows them to survive.

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  54. Re:lolololol by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    The the leading "authority" on "man made global warming" was the IPCC. The IPCC's hockey stick graph was totally discredited as junk science and the data Was completely manipulated to push the Rothchild Agenda [youtube.com]

    Stop lying.

    It's funny how repeat what CNN, Foxnews, and MSNBC tells you like a good little parrot. Except all of your evidence has been discredited as junk science.

    Yes I've been brainwashed by TV channels that aren't available in my country.Sounds plausible. How did they do it? Satellites beaming down special rays? Should I wear a tinfoil hat?

  55. Re:They Lie by KeensMustard · · Score: 1

    Yes you're right - denialists are swindlers. Thanks for sharing.

  56. Re:'Climatedot' bullshit... by catprog · · Score: 1

    Renamed by the Republicans to sound less scary.

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  57. Re: All Species have Already Survived Climate Chan by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

    Kind of shows how unappreciative you are for what you've been given.

    You gotta clue me in there AC - what exactly have I been given?

    That you would just say 'fuck it, people suck.' So, if people suck, stop sucking.

    This is getting weird. There is no way, shape or form that I can eliminate the human nature in humans. Maybe you shouold ask them to stop sucking. Regardless, My comments were on the inherent properties of humans, not an any suckle they may have.

    There is no universe where you will prove that green house gases are a good thing.

    The heat retention nature of the so called greenhouse gases are critical to life. They are necessary to help regulate the insolation we receive, keep the earth warm enough to support life, and are an important factor in making life as we know it possible.

    Now too much of greenhouse gas percentage in the atmosphere is a different story. Esspecially at the rate we're pumping it into it. We're taking a lot of carbon that was sequester over aeons, and releasing it as CO2 very rapidly. A lot of life forms on earth today may not survive. One of them might be homo sapiens sapiens.

    You're in denial. At least the Christians appreciate the earth, in theory anyway.

    Quite the theory. Most I know, and the ones I was raised with were more in line with this fine fellow:

    http://kevincraig.us/dominion....

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  58. Different... yes. What they said.. No. by servant · · Score: 1

    In the 1960's the scientists were talking of the coming man-made Ice Age. In the 2000's to now, we hear of Global Warming, turning PC to be "Climate Change". Check the records and we surprisingly find "CHANGE HAPPENS". Ice melts. Ice forms. Oceans go UP and DOWN more than just tidal changes. Continents move and oceans change in it all. Some life adapts. Some doesn't and goes away. Few living today will see 2100, but we all need to have a health, but not alarmed concern. ... If you need to go to the store and get groceries, or go to work, DO IT. Make local decisions that effect global systems. That includes electing 'reasonable individuals' to political office. Be a good consumer (buy what you need, but don't over do it ... insist on sustainable packaging, agriculture, etc, etc). Be a good steward of what God gives you (no matter what name, if any, you give to Him).

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  59. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by AaronW · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately this is not the case. As the ocean acidifies it becomes harder and harder for coral and shellfish and many plankton to grow. This affects everything in the ocean. It's not just the ocean temperature that's changing.

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  60. Thanks, Humanity: Ocean Floor Is a Garbage Dump by iq145 · · Score: 1
  61. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by Trogre · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What utter crap.

    Birds may or may not have evolved from dinosaurs, but that does not make them dinosaurs for any reasonable definition of bird or dinosaur. Perhaps you also think that whales are land mammals.

    If there was not some significant event in the past there would be no reason for these small feathered derivatives to survive while the actual dinos died out. I get that it's fun for misinformed science teachers to throw in the erroneous "birds are dinosaurs" factoid along with "centrifugal force doesn't exist" and "glass is liquid" for wide-eyed students but let's leave it there. To state that a particular class of life has survived by pointing to a far-removed derivative is a cop out and adds nothing useful to discussions about extinction.

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  62. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by BoogieChile · · Score: 1

    > The Earth has been through natural climate change cycles in the past and all the species now on the planet have survived such changes

    That's great. And where do all the species or civilisations that didn't survive the changes, and are therefore not now on the planet fit in to your worldview?

  63. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by dave420 · · Score: 1

    The balanced, objective look at climate change exists and has for years. You not finding it or even looking for it (as it's not difficult to find) seems to indicate you're not honestly interested in reading it. Or you are inept at using the internet. You choose.

  64. Re:All Species have Already Survived Climate Chang by jwhitener · · Score: 1

    What none of these dire predictions seem to take into account is that climate change should open up new areas where plants, coral reefs etc. can grow.

    Yeah, no one has looked into that at all. Maybe you can help out on the next set of IPCC reports.