Dark Matter Grows Hair Around Stars and Planets (forbes.com)
StartsWithABang writes: Dark matter may make up 27% of the Universe's energy density, compared to just 5% of normal (atomic) matter, but in our Solar System, it's notoriously sparse. In particular, there's just a nanogram's worth per cubic kilometer, which makes the fact that we've never directly detected it seem inevitable. But recent work has demonstrated that Earth and all the planets leave a "wake" of dark matter where the density is enhanced by a billion times or more. Time to go put those dark matter detectors where they belong: in the path of these dark matter hairs.
Dark matter must exist, because if it doesn't, it means we have been wrong all these years!
Remember, when the facts don't match your theory, too bad for the facts. The theory is easily explained by an abundant (making up 96% of the universe), invisible, undetectable magic "dark mater" that is everywhere and affects everything. We just can't see it or detect it, you see, but it's totally there. Just like phlogiston and aether.
I read that as " a nanogram's worth per pubic kilometer"
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if we were to position our detectors in the wake of one of these hairs – if dark matter behaves as we expect it to — the sensitivity of our dark matter detectors will improve by a factor of one billion, immediately.
No it wouldn't. The sensitivity of the detectors doesn't change at all.
When you walk into a bright room, it's not bright because your eyes have just magically got more sensitive to light.
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Does this have something to do with string theory?
I must have a few nanograms of dark matter in my ears.
Possibly, but it's going to be invisible to any of the light spectrum we work in, though I do wonder if would be something neat to have the ladies caress your invisible locks of dark matter hair (sounds better than hairy dark matter)..
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So, perhaps we can finally admit that an Aether field does exist, even if it isn't as simplistic as the traditional concept, instead of "hiding in the closest" about it with things like virtual particles, dark matter and dark energy? That the presence of large quantities of mass (planets) cause large pressurized displacements of said field? That local gravitational force is the result of this local pressure field, and not due to a perpetual attraction? That the orbits of the planets around the Sun are not due to two orthogonal perpetual forces at play, nor due to an effective mathematical detour of calling space and time curved, but is due to a balance of such "dark matter" at the system level -- a direct result of body densities in a real field?
No? Didn't think so. Diving into real mechanical explanations just isn't as profitable or exciting as producing crank Quantum Heuristic theories that make the front page of science mags and ensure job security for mathematical magicians :)
You should see the dark matter in the hair around Uranus!
Dark Matter grows hair around uranus?
How big and long is Sun's hair?
The arXiv paper's too technical for me. The last section seems to say that detectors in space are not that great, since we'd need to know precisely where the root of the hair might be.
Would the razor act like this:
Given two theories of gravity, one of which is consistent with observations and another that is only consistent with observations if an invisible "god"-like dark matter exists, dark matter that is detectable in no other way, then Occam's razor says that the theory without the dark matter is more likely to be true...?
Unfortunately, we don't have such a theory of gravity, so the razor can't cut.
Only if your head is the size of a planet.
We didn't detect them (yet), but we already know they grow hair on planetary bodies???
Prézeau’s work is particularly stinging for me, because about a decade ago, as a graduate student, I was asked by my advisor to consider this problem, which I did. But in my analysis, I only considered the effect that the passing dark matter would have on the planet’s velocity, not of the density enhancement in the planet’s wake.
Ya man i know what you mean. I almost solved a quantum formula for gravity myself as my advisor asked me to solve a similar problem. But all i did was use formulas like mg(h2-h1)=E and assumed frictionless spherical cows.
I presume there will be jokes about hair around Uranus.
Great comment. Really top.
So the Universe is made up of hairy balls... that explains a lot.
"If any question why we died, Tell them because our fathers lied."
Does it have individuality as a homogenous lump, with active participation and will to act? Does it cause things to move other than as expalined by simple undirected forces, causing miracles?
No.
So what, other than you hate it, is "god like" about dark matter?
Oh, and if you have a better theory of gravity that explains things better, come on with it.
And, no, saying "Oh, it's just modify newtonian dynamics" isn't it. Modify it AND EXPLAIN WHY IT IS SO MODIFIED and apply that same modification to all the observations that require explaining.
You know, do actual fucking work, not just whine about those who do.
After all.
Look at the size of that boy's heed.
I'm not kidding, it's like an orange on a toothpick!
Well, that's a huge noggin. That's a virtual planetoid.
Has it's own weather system!
"What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public." -Ray Zalinsky (Tommy Boy)
Then I could see how this stuff really works
At this point we have a lot to learn.
You are all Cows. Cows say Mooo. Moooo! Mooo! Mooo cows Mooo! Moo osay the cows. YOU HAIRY DARK COWS!!!
So, in the chronology of the creation of the universe, we've officially hit the puberty epoch. Congratulations, universe! You are growing up so fast.
Those are some big hairy balls...
My eyes reflect the stars and a smile lights up my face.
Yours too, glad I read it.
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Since the hair is essentially made of dark matter that went through the body considered. Black holes just wipe all dark matter clean.
Send some politicians and Comcast executives into the wake stream for a few decades and see what happens to them. Don't waste perfectly good chimps.
Table-ized A.I.
Too rapid galaxy rotation, too rapid galaxy cluster movements, too strong gravitational lensing, cosmic microwave background spatial spectrum. Alternative theories like Modified Newtonian Dynamics may explain one or two of these, but not all of them.
As an intrinsic property of vacuum energy. Most dark matter proposals still treat it as a special substance that varies in density around the universe.
I see that there remains an aversion here to questioning the cosmic plasma model. Rather than investigate the dark-mode filamentary plasmas we already observe crisscrossing the galaxy on numerous scales, theorists continue to play with their simulations -- and the public continues to buy into the notion that this is science. How many more decades will this go on?
DM halos around large bound structures are caused by wrinkles in space time very loosely analogous to frame dragging. Space always wants to expand uniformly yet is complicated by gravity wells of massive objects in which a surplus of negative pressure diffuses into surrounding space. The additive effects of propagation of these distortions cause wrinkles or "ghosts" to appear as ever expanding after-images of mass.
We don't see it locally because expansion of metric is extraordinarily slow and worthless at small scales yet at larger scales it appears as a diffuse cloud. This effect is not a property of gravity it is a property of dark energy emanating from the belly of an Internet troll.
Has anyone scoped out Uranus for dark hair?
[Somebody had to post it.]
- T
"Dark matter grows hair around...planets."
It finally explains that hair around Uranus.
Predicted by Einstein
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