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Coast-To-Coast Autonomous Tesla Trips 2-3 Years Out, Says Elon Musk (google.com)

Jalopnik reports that Elon Musk's predicted window for being able (for Tesla owners, that is) to call up your autonomous car and have it find its own way from New York to California, or vice versa, is astonishingly close: 24-36 months from now. From the article: As far as the summoning feature is concerned, Tesla plans for the 33-foot range to greatly expand—soon. Within two years, Musk predicted that owners will be able to summon their car from across the country. “If you’re in New York and your car is in Los Angeles, you can summon your car to you from your phone and tell the car to find you,” Musk said. “It’ll automatically charge itself along the journey. I might be slightly optimistic about that, but not significantly optimistic.” In getting from one place to another, Musk said autopilot “is better than human in highway driving, or at least it will be soon with machine learning.” If it’s not already better than human, Musk said it will be within the coming months. But right now, Musk said the car still needs a human around, just in case. “The car currently has sensors to achieve that cross-country goal,” Musk said. “But you’d need more hardware and software, you’d need more cameras, more radars, redundant electronics, redundant power buses and that sort of thing.

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  1. cannonball run, anyone? by turkeydance · · Score: 1

    you know it will happen.

    1. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Started by phone/app hackers, wanting to see how far the cars can make it before the hack is detected...

    2. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I predict this feature will last exactly long enough for some organized crime hackers to amass a self-stealing fleet of Teslas.

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    3. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by penguinoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's why it will have espionage, ahem, security features!

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    4. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by gweihir · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "Self stealing", indeed. Nice! I predict that it will take far longer than 10 years to make this sufficiently secure.

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    5. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not until a terrorist puts a bunch of explosives in the trunk and auto-delivers them somewhere?

    6. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      Better put enough explosives in, or you'll get something like this (sans the driver):

    7. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rivaled only by all of the fleet of Tesla police vehicles acquired through civil forfeiture.

    8. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see the opposite. I like to open up the V8, top down, when I'm out in the middle of nowhere (I'm a fanatic about keeping the speed down around people).

      I think my days of driving for fun are coming to an end in the next decade or two.

      Motorsports are on the decline, I think self driving cars will encourage that trend.

      End of an era. Not a bad thing.

    9. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      This sets a great premise for Fast and Furious 8.

    10. Re:cannonball run, anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother when they have stupid recruits who are willing to blow themselves up and are much easier/cheaper to aquire?

  2. Seems overly optimistic by hawguy · · Score: 4

    Their "self parking car" can just barely back itself out of a garage (limited to up to 39 feet) without anyone in the car. It seems unlikely that they'll transition from this to true autonomous long distance operation in 3 years.

    1. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Deep+Esophagus · · Score: 5, Funny

      My car went on a coast-to-coast trip without me and all I got was this lousy lawsuit.

    2. Re:Seems overly optimistic by ClickOnThis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It would an understatement to say that Elon Musk has made some outrageous predictions for his companies and the world. At this time, we can't be sure they'll come true because his due-dates are still in the future.

      That said, it is believable to me that cross-country autonomy could be technically possible in 2 or 3 years. After all, going 33 feet is just the first step in going 33 more feet, and then 33 more, and so on. I think the current 33-foot limit is caused by early prudence rather than technology limitations.

      What I find hard to accept the idea that it will be legally possible in 2 or 3 years. But, I wouldn't be surprised if Elon negotiated a special route with the governments of selected states, to provide a demonstration. And maybe a human convoy escorting it?

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    3. Re:Seems overly optimistic by haruchai · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Google's self driving cars have racked up over 1 million miles in the past few years. They're probably already capable of a coast-to-coast autonomous trip - in good weather.
      What's uncertain is if they can cope with really poor driving conditions.
      http://venturebeat.com/2015/06...

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    4. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A million miles at no higher than 25mph.

      http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/te...

    5. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'd be willing to bet that they're better in really poor driving conditions than humans are. Probably by even a larger margin over humans than in ideal conditions. And they would understand the limits of their sensors and capabilities and pull over until the weather is conducive, rather than push on into conditions which were too treacherous for the capabilities of the vehicle or driver. That's one of the safe things about autonomous vehicles - they don't succumb to the pressure of wanting to get to a destination in unreasonable circumstances as humans often do.

    6. Re:Seems overly optimistic by haruchai · · Score: 3, Informative

      City driving is MUCH harder than highway.

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    7. Re:Seems overly optimistic by shawn2772 · · Score: 2

      A million miles at no higher than 25mph.

      http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/te...

      No, most of the miles driven by Google's cars have been with the highway-speed versions, not the newer custom-built versions that are currently being tested on city streets, and are limited to 25 mph.

    8. Re:Seems overly optimistic by penguinoid · · Score: 2

      I'd be willing to bet that they're better in really poor driving conditions than humans are.

      Perhaps, but for now the most important thing is the effort to prove the self-driving car safe. If that means driving only in perfect weather and traffic conditions on pre-scanned roads with two professional human drivers, then so be it.

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    9. Re:Seems overly optimistic by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      One million miles over probably less that 100 miles of road that has been scanned and analysed by people before the car is ever allowed to drive there. A Google car can not drive on city streets that have not been scanned and analysed recently. Drive a google car to another town and it is lost.

    10. Re:Seems overly optimistic by haruchai · · Score: 4, Funny

      What?? They can't use Google Maps?! :-D

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    11. Re:Seems overly optimistic by uncqual · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Indeed.

      I recall driving a rental car many years ago at about 9:30AM in a section of NYC that was very congested - and most of the cars were taxis (it was pretty much a sea of yellow). The only way to make progress was to play a little game of chicken with the taxi drivers and shove the nose of my car in front of their bumpers when there really wasn't enough room to do so "safely". And, that's exactly what they were doing with me and each other also so I didn't get honked at or cursed at -- it was just how you could get where you were going.

      However everyone, myself included, was making what would be considered illegal lane changes and IF there had been an accident fault would have been allocated to the driver shoving their nose into the tiny bit of daylight between two cars in the adjacent lane.

      I can't imagine that the google lawyers would let the engineers code the software to drive that way OR to come as close to pedestrians that were jaywalking here and there. I suspect a google self driving car would just sit there and start whimpering and maybe 12 hours later finally think it was safe to progress when traffic was lighter.

      A more actual example... I was reading someone complaining because a google self-driving car was in front of them in a residential area and a garbage truck picking up rubbish was in front of the google car. The google car didn't have the sense to pass the truck (perfectly legal and what drivers normally do) as it stopped every 50 feet to pick up another bin all the way up the block. This left the person behind having to pass not only the truck, but the google car that was dutifully tailing the truck. The more google cars that piled up behind a garbage truck, the harder this passing would be.

      In light rush hour where I live, there are all sorts of instances where merging onto a freeway requires playing a bit of chicken -- else you would end up at the end of the merge lane in a dead stop (and that's REALLY difficult to recover from and creates a giant mess for everyone). Sometimes someone will act unpredictably (either intentionally closing a gap to keep you from taking it or, more often, trying to "help" you at the last minute by trying to create a slot in front of them when you were planning on sliding in behind them). Other times, you just have to act like you're going to take a slot that's really a little too small to take without making someone slow down a bit (almost everyone is already closer to the car in front of them than they should be so there are no gaps to merge into leaving proper clearances behind and ahead of you). Again, I can't imagine the lawyers (or the programmers) allowing self-driving cars to be that aggressive and, in the end, I'll bet it won't be uncommon to see traffic jams caused by cars that couldn't merge "safely" so just stop at the end of the merge lane - that won't be popular.

      Mixing self driving cars running code overseen by lawyers and conservative programmers with meat bag driven cars in congested situations seems to be very challenging. However, once on the freeway going in a straight line w/o any need to deviate, I'm pretty sure, on the average, self driving cars are/will soon be much safer than meat bag driven cars whose drivers are on their cell phone or shaving or putting on mascara (yep, I've seen that - amazing).

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    12. Re: Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that. When I drive over the pass and it's cold I expect to see patches of ice on the highway, look for and slow down accordingly. Pretty sure none of these self driving cars can see patches of ice yet (or the occasionally but of standing water on the hwy)

    13. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Euler · · Score: 3, Informative

      Exactly this. For this reason, I've found it easy to be dismissive of Google's claims. They have hardly discussed situations like this, not to mention bad weather, construction, etc. Google tends to promise big potential, then drop projects, because, hey, 'failure is good.'
      The problem with Elon's claims is that he has credibility. He has a history of doing exactly what he claims and persevering at it. So he is either putting his credibility at risk, or he has some ace up his sleeve to mitigate _all_ of the odd cases in the short term.
      I will say, in the long run the driverless car will change the nature of roadways in one way or another to eliminate the situations described. You can't really predict how these things unfold, but the basic underlying premise will change. But that is measured in decades, not 2 years.

    14. Re:Seems overly optimistic by del_diablo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It could also end with most of New York losing their drivers licenses over the entry months of self driving cars. Simply by automating reporting of dangerous drivers.
      Thats not even a scary ideal, but it would lead to lots of fun court time and messing around until the legal crisis that has been delayed for decades is forced to be solved.

    15. Re:Seems overly optimistic by KGIII · · Score: 2

      It might be a legal crisis but, for some definition, it actually works. Remember, if it's behind your B pillar - it's not your fault. People keep saying that Google's got it covered and citing a million miles. I'm a little rusty and biased but I'd like to think that, at one time, I had the world's greatest traffic sim game. This might sound like an appeal to authority (indeed, it kind of is) but it's gonna be a while before we get even a simple majority of private passenger vehicles that are fully autonomous and doing so is going to be a real kick in the privacy sack. I've typed it all out before and I've had too long a weekend to type it all again. Suffice to say, it's gonna be a minute.

      That does not mean that Musk could not do a one-off of this in a few years. If anyone thinks that disproves my view (or even Google's many miles) then you probably haven't actually seen what goes into modeling traffic and don't understand the complexity. There are so many externalities to consider that even the color of the sky has a noticeable impact on driving style, speed, risk taking, and more - and that's not even counting physical aspects like visibility.

      Ah well... I'm really not in a novella mood but I may just return with one. :/ I could probably just copy and paste some of my old comments but that'd be cheating.

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    16. Re:Seems overly optimistic by bondsbw · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine that the google lawyers would let the engineers code the software to drive that way OR to come as close to pedestrians that were jaywalking here and there.

      But when the tech becomes more mainstream, those conditions will change. The cars will talk to each other and take turns. Imagine if every car in NYC could communicate with every other, and determine an optimized traffic strategy throughout the city that reduces or eliminates jams.

      The hard part will be the interim... how do we get to 100% automation without going through 10%, where these cars would cause more issues than they solve? I think the tech will pick up in rural areas and small cities first. I'm sure most autonomous cars (to begin with) will allow the human driver to take control, so they could do so when going into the city. The city may devote certain streets or areas to autonomous vehicles in an effort to relieve congestion. Eventually we get to 100%, as the city bans human drivers except in emergencies.

      A lot of steps have to happen. Of course, I assume these autonomous vehicles are really as great as we would like them to be. If you are optimistic, this could become the most fundamental change to transportation since the invention of the automobile... inner city or not.

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    17. Re:Seems overly optimistic by jklovanc · · Score: 2

      Not even close

    18. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd be willing to bet that they're better in really poor driving conditions than humans are. Probably by even a larger margin over humans than in ideal conditions.

      That doesn't mean that they can drive at all.
      There will always be conditions when a car can't be driven safely. Human drivers just risk it and will be pissed if the automated driver doesn't.

    19. Re:Seems overly optimistic by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      And they would understand the limits of their sensors and capabilities and pull over until the weather is conducive, rather than push on into conditions which were too treacherous for the capabilities of the vehicle or driver.

      At which point the driver switches to manual and carries on anyway.

    20. Re:Seems overly optimistic by TheOldMonk · · Score: 1

      A wise man once said "think forward and not backwards".

    21. Re:Seems overly optimistic by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Well, it can also do highway driving with someone in the car monitoring it (even from the back seat as demonstrated by some idiot on youTube). They still have some ways to go, sure, but "can barely back itself out of a garage" isn't really fair.

    22. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And dies in a fire, because they're trying to use a skill which they haven't had to use in a long time at the worst time possible. Yay!

    23. Re:Seems overly optimistic by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me that they might be able to use the data from Mobileye or Tesla if either could be convinced to share.

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    24. Re: Seems overly optimistic by WarJolt · · Score: 1

      They have to solve the processing problem. It's really hard to find automotive grade processors that can run safety critical code with enough performance for these applications. They need to be programmable and flexible. They need to handle the harsh automotive environment. There needs to be significant redundancies. It also need to be cheap.

      The complexity of the systems are orders of magnitude more complicated than anything automotive companies have dealt with in the past. Automotive companies are not the best when it comes to complicated software systems. They tend to treat everything as an isolated piece of hardware and spin off custom protocols for everything.

      Google uses whatever hardware they want because they expect a person to be there. When your start making hundreds of cars, you have to build them to automotive standards.

    25. Re:Seems overly optimistic by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Mobileye is collision avoidance and Tesla is enhanced lane following. Neither has anything to do with figuring out what to do at intersections or side streets.

    26. Re:Seems overly optimistic by maeka · · Score: 2

      Mobileye is collision avoidance and Tesla is enhanced lane following.

      Which is why I believe Tesla is claiming coast-to-coast driving.

      Autonomous vehicles going from A to B on the well marked, (mostly) pedestrian free interstate highway system is relatively easy. And with Tesla charging stations at some rest stops all one needs to do is add a few mapped "delivery lots" at popular exits and one has created a first-grade autonomous vehicle route.

    27. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Buchenskjoll · · Score: 1

      I think the current 33-foot limit is caused by early prudence rather than technology limitations.

      I think it's chosen because it's very close to 10 meters, a figure that actually means something to most of the world.

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    28. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 3, Funny

      "A million miles at no higher than 25mph."

      Hasn't this already been done in Volvos?

    29. Re:Seems overly optimistic by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      His claims usually come with some fairly big caveats. Like owning a Model S for $300/month, but only if you include all the fuel savings and time savings assuming you were going to do really high mileage. Same with autopilot, which is really just auto steering and advanced cruise control. What has been rolled out isn't even as good as the first demos they did.

      So what he probably means is that technically a Tesla vehicle could drive coast to coast, along certain easy routes in good weather. Any maybe a human will still be needed to plug the charger in. And if it gets stuck for some reason, like unexpected road words it can't deal with, you are screwed and will be sued for the resulting tailback it creates.

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    30. Re: Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you know, it will work like drones. Most of the time they just fly on their own, the pilot connects to them for targeting and firing. What is to say Elin won't do the same - the car will drive itself most of the time, if it senses it can't a human sitting in a pod in Iowa will be connected to it, make a few decisions for a few hundred feet and then disconnect

    31. Re:Seems overly optimistic by cat_jesus · · Score: 2

      One thing I would like to see with autonomous cars is a new set of required lights when they are in operation. This way you can easily identify the cars that are driving themselves. Also at some point autonomous cars will network together on highways and form a virtual train. I think another beacon should be required when they are in this mode.

      We really need to work on infrastructure in the US and making it easier for automated vehicles to be the norm would go a long way to reducing deaths and accidents and will pave the way to flying cars. I'm not kidding. https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

      The biggest issue with flying cars has been having people pilot the damn things. We're at the point now that we can automate the piloting of all vehicles. Imagine the reduction of congestion on roads if a huge number of people took to the sky. It's not that big of a deal to me since I work from home but I remember the suffering of a long commute. Autonomous vehicles both automobile and drone would help a lot of people tremendously. It would also generate a lot of economic activity.

    32. Re:Seems overly optimistic by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Or - just maybe - you think too highly of your driving capacity, and he's right, and he won't be damaged by this claim.

    33. Re:Seems overly optimistic by hawguy · · Score: 1

      I think the current 33-foot limit is caused by early prudence rather than technology limitations.

      I think it's chosen because it's very close to 10 meters, a figure that actually means something to most of the world.

      But the limit is 39 feet, 11.9m.

    34. Re:Seems overly optimistic by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      Now see here, you wet blanket you, nix the real world stuff, no one wants to ruin the pipe dream of cherry picked routes. Kidding aside, yeah, there are some situations and places where this just isn't going to work, not without some massive futuristic AI. And what does a car do when the GPS map is wrong?

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    35. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

      They're probably already capable of a coast-to-coast autonomous trip - in good weather. What's uncertain is if they can cope with really poor driving conditions.

      Lol, exactly. Googles designs its cars in sunny southern California, with programmers who are southern drivers. I for one can't wait to see them attempt to perform in Minneapolis. If the programmers in the South West have programmed the cars to make decisions the way they make decisions when driving (which is a reasonable assumption), then I expect that they will respond like all southern drivers: when the first snowflake appears, they will immediately pull over to the side of the road and wait for the spring thaw!

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    36. Re:Seems overly optimistic by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      When the car comes to an unmapped construction zone or a traffic accident where people are being directed to an alternate route the car will fail. As for charging stations. What happen when the car can't figure out how to deal with that idiot parked incorrectly?
      Like I said, we have most of the technology. The last bit is the hardest.

    37. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Talderas · · Score: 1

      There's two keep points to Musk's claim. The first is that the car will self-drive California to New York (not coast to coast or to anywhere in the US) and the second, and this is the more important claim, the car will charge itself on its way. The second part is more key because we can look a map of charging stations that Tesla Motors have setup. Looking at the map we may find strategic placement of these stations which are going to be the primary force dictating the car's possible path's across the US. In light of that, I don't think Musk's claim is all that ambitious.

      You can look at the map of Superchargers in place right now and there's three east-west corridors and along these corridors the distance between supercharge stations doesn't exceed 170 miles (the claimed charge from a supercharger station) and that is only in the north corridor. The central corridor follows right along I-70. They also have a map on their website indicating the coverage and locations for Supercharger stations by the end of 2016 and that will pretty much cover the entire continental 48 states in the US as well as routes to service Edmonton and Winnipeg (sorry Canadians, there's no routes across Canada planned at this moment so you have to travel into and out of the US in your tesla).

      Google has been driving its cars at 25mph in urban environments which are the far more difficult driving condition to master. Higher speeds for self driving vehicles should be fairly trivial along interstate highways which is really the important thing for cross country travel. So these Tesla's would travel at 25mph when getting off the highway to charge (minor time loss) and at the starting/end positions but the bulk would certainly take place at higher speeds along the highways.

      Musk's claim with the layout of Supercharger stations is telling me one thing. The intent is for Tesla to offer factory to home delivery of their vehicles without requiring car carriers and I don't find 2-3 years necessarily unreasonable.

      What's more interesting about the remote summoning feature is that you could potentially drive to work, send your car home to charge and summon it a certain amount of time before you have to leave work. Employers that have chronic parking problems would probably love this feature and be more likely to support it than installing charging stations for their employees.

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    38. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Talderas · · Score: 1

      There's three corridors of Supercharger stations across the US all along Interstate highways. I-70 is one of these corridors These stations are no more than 170 miles apart.

      What Musk is claiming, without explicitly stating it.... factory to home delivery of Tesla vehicles without requiring a car carrier or driver.

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    39. Re:Seems overly optimistic by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      That's one of the safe things about autonomous vehicles - they don't succumb to the pressure of wanting to get to a destination in unreasonable circumstances as humans often do.
      Not until the aftermarket mods come out...
      wait, you don't support my freedom to modify my vehicle software?

    40. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I foresee: 9 AM. NJ Turnpike unmanned Tesla bearing North by the airport on middle line. Construction ahead. Unmanned Tesla lane ends and forced to merge on left lane ( fast lane ). Normally both lanes follow the zipper rule taking turns to merge but on the left lane there is funeral procession 30+ caravan. The Tesla slows to a halt and sets the left turn blinker right in front of the blinking arrow signal. The procession is not following the zipper rule. After the Tesla lets 5 cars through Mannie the contractor driving his Van behind it yells WTF! and honks. The Tesla waits. The fast line is backed up and tight. No one is let in the Tesla in. Mannie squeezes between the Tesla and the funeral procession. A lady on Toyota on the procession honks at Mannie. Mannie flips the lady. Mannie peeks at Tesla. Nobody! Mannie tosses his coffee mug over the window and smashes the Tesla driver window. A sensor is damaged. The Tesla goes off line. The morning goes by. The Tesla arrives from the Airport at Engelwood at noon via tow with 4k body/sensor damage.

    41. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, what we need are lights on the manually-controlled vehicles. Remember, the point of lights is to point out who the dangerous drivers are.

    42. Re:Seems overly optimistic by maeka · · Score: 1

      Dealing with those things is not part of his claim.

      My sole point is that correct parsing of his claim shows just how simplistic the goals are.

    43. Re:Seems overly optimistic by hawguy · · Score: 1

      There's three corridors of Supercharger stations across the US all along Interstate highways. I-70 is one of these corridors These stations are no more than 170 miles apart.

      What Musk is claiming, without explicitly stating it.... factory to home delivery of Tesla vehicles without requiring a car carrier or driver.

      That seems like a lot of liability to assume to save a few hundred dollars in transportation costs.

    44. Re:Seems overly optimistic by hawguy · · Score: 1

      Well, it can also do highway driving with someone in the car monitoring it (even from the back seat as demonstrated by some idiot on youTube). They still have some ways to go, sure, but "can barely back itself out of a garage" isn't really fair.

      That's not what he's claiming:

      “If you’re in New York and the car’s in Los Angeles, you can summon your car to you from your phone and tell the car to find you, and it’ll automatically charge itself along the journey,”

      Nothing in there about needing someone in the back seat to keep an eye on the car.

      How would you more fairly describe the "self parking" feature that can only move in a straight line in and out of a garage or parking space... and for no more than 39 feet.

    45. Re:Seems overly optimistic by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Within two years, Musk predicted that owners will be able to summon their car from across the country.

      Unless the car has the range to drive across the country on one charge it will have to recharge and deal will off highway traffic and recharge stations. In that long a trip it is very likely to encounter at least one accident, unmapped construction site or detour.

    46. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure Elon Musk has credibility, he or at least the companies he heads have shown electric cars can be a legitimate substitute for a gasoline fuelled equivalent, SpaceX has supplied the International Space Station and brought back stuff safely from it, they have even soft landed the first stage of an orbital rocket after that had deployed eleven satellites into low earth orbit but he does have a self confessed problem with punctuality. This will not be done in 3 years (I'd love to be wrong about this though).

    47. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Talderas · · Score: 1

      I don't think the scheme has anything to do with transportation costs. If you may recall there is entrenched interests in many states that make it difficult for Tesla to make sales. That would be a method to work around those interests while opening the market.

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    48. Re: Seems overly optimistic by Euler · · Score: 1

      That's a damn good idea. I haven't heard anyone suggest that before. But technically not a driverless car - just a remote pilot service. Nonetheless, something that seems much more viable. Still doesn't resolve the liability tradeoffs the original poster suggested. i.e. who do you sue when the driving conditions require risky decisions for practical reasons, but yet an accident occurs.

    49. Re:Seems overly optimistic by Euler · · Score: 1

      I didn't say my skills are all that great. But I know there is BS when big claims are made without solutions to the 'gotchas' and 'devil in the details' type issues. And there are more than just one or two issues to knock out of the way. So yes, I will be very excited to see what Elon comes up with; it _will_ be exciting if he supports his claims.

    50. Re:Seems overly optimistic by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Google's self driving cars have racked up over 1 million miles in the past few years.

      Yes, by going over the same carefully designed test track thousands of times.

  3. Say crazy stuff, get free money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hey investors! My teleporter is 2-3 years out, give me money, thanks.

    1. Re:Say crazy stuff, get free money by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I have no love for Musk but I must say, people seem to like him. I took a huge risk and bought 2000 shares in Tesla when they were $24 each. (I think that was the price. Somewhere around there.) I haven't actually checked the latest prices but that's because I have no desire to unload them yet and "there'll be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."

      So, if you attract as much geek-glee as Musk and get a bunch of people to listen to you - then I might take a shot on investing in your scheme too. Unlike most, I have a fairly set-in-stone bail out time. I'll have made more than enough by then and it will be time to get out of the way and let someone else join in on the fun. Or, more accurately, be the one standing when the music stops.

      However, I do wish him luck and am already set to go on the list for a Tesla come this summer. Mostly because I love automobiles and the thought of instant torque makes my testicles hum with joy. Seriously, you put your ear down there and I bet you can hear 'em. I might even see if I can get a set of slicks for 'em and bring it over to Oxford and see how it does on the track. Just the thought of that makes that dull humming rise a full octave. I'm pretty sure that Ludicrous Speed will make them break out into a full blown Gregorian chant while Mr. Helmet Head stands at full attention.

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    2. Re:Say crazy stuff, get free money by Talderas · · Score: 1

      $208.70/share for Tesla Motors.

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    3. Re:Say crazy stuff, get free money by KGIII · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty damned fair return on my investment. I let him borrow a couple of bucks and, I dare say, that makes my averages look like I know what I'm doing! The best part is, I'll have kept the investment in long enough so that it's a long-term investment and taxed at capital gains rates. Err... Don't do the math, 'tis kind of embarrassing. ;-) There will be time enough for counting, when the dealing's done.

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  4. Bull Spit by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    You can't even get Federal approval for such a thing in 5 years, let alone 2-3. And the technology isn't even close to being done. I personally doubt it is possible to make the technology work reliably, ever.

    1. Re:Bull Spit by Harlequin80 · · Score: 2

      Whether or not Tesla is able to get the car to self drive that distance is not in any way shape or form related to whether it will be legal.

      Personally I think that it would be extremely unlikely for self driving cars to not become a reality. There is too much money being spent on it by too many smart people. It may be that the US ends up being late to the game though due to the nature of the US legal system.

    2. Re:Bull Spit by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes it is related when he says OWNERS WILL BE ABLE TO in 2-3 years. They won't be able to, legally or technically.

    3. Re:Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For very good reasons that nobody has been able to satisfactorily answer.

      This is just the latest in a long trend of overinflated and impossible marketing claims used to skyrocket a company to the top of an industry by conning regulators and investors.

    4. Re:Bull Spit by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Musk was saying two years several months ago. He should be saying 18 months not doubling it to 3 years.

      I in no way believe autonomous cars will replace humans in all everyday driving situations until all generic visual captchas (not specific algorithms for specific types) can be solved better than humans. If Google can't read plainly visible obvious to human house numbers 4% of the time in no way are they ready to put a real autonomous car on the road.

      we will see fancy parking, fancy highway cruise control, and many many many more similar behaviors before integration of these into a complete functioning system is achieved. 20 years out easy before simple residential driving, 40 years plus with no law changes before they can handle things like New York pedestrians.

    5. Re:Bull Spit by haruchai · · Score: 0

      Your Tesla shorts are becoming uncomfortably thong-like? Pity.

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    6. Re:Bull Spit by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 0

      You can't even get Federal approval for such a thing in 5 years

      Tesla Autopilot, which automates most highway driving, is already approved and available to consumers. A driver is required to be in the seat, but the car mostly drives itself. Here is a video of some idiot riding in the backseat while his Tesla drives down a busy highway.

      And the technology isn't even close to being done.

      You might want to get a better grip on reality. Tesla Autopilot is already 80% of the way there, and the other 20% may not be available to consumers yet, but it has had millions of miles of testing

    7. Re:Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the "80%" that's done is 20% of the work. The remaining 20% of the software to have true autonomous vehicles (not some "driver assistance" stuff) is a long, long way from completion. Tesla has the basics covered now, but the non-basic stuff is going to be a huge job to get right.There's no way it'll be practically complete in another 2 years.

    8. Re:Bull Spit by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Personally I think that it would be extremely unlikely for self driving cars to not become a reality. There is too much money being spent on it by too many smart people. It may be that the US ends up being late to the game though due to the nature of the US legal system.

      Eventually. Like speech recognition, which also seemed to always be 3-5 years out until it finally went mainstream a few years ago. But I'm thinking more like 2030 or 2040 than 2020 at least around here, from what I can tell they haven't even begun to test snow and ice. I totally understand why they start with making it work under optimal conditions, but it also means they have a looooooooong way to go with non-optimal conditions.

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    9. Re:Bull Spit by 110010001000 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Different manufacturers (Lexus, BMW) have done automated highway driving for years. Highway driving is the easy one. I know you think Tesla invented the idea, but they really didn't. It isn't hard to make a car follow lane markers on a highway and avoid other cars. The hard part is the 20% of the rest. Get a grip on how complex non-highway driving is.

    10. Re:Bull Spit by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      The big difference between speech recognition and self driving cars is there is serious serious money in the cars. And seriously massive impacts on transport infrastructure that will absolutely make governments sit up and take notice.

      My own theory is that cities will start to put an autonomous zone around their centres meaning cars that enter that ring either have to be in self drive mode or pay a significant toll. The increased flow rate, the ability to control pathing, and the wider impacts that would have on the traffic network are huge. That way it also means the cars don't have to be designed to handle billy bobs self built driveway in the middle of nowhere.

    11. Re:Bull Spit by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Eventually. Like speech recognition, which also seemed to always be 3-5 years out until it finally went mainstream a few years ago

      Speech recognition didn't go mainstream because it improved, it went mainstream because someone found a use-case for it (essentially, the UI on phones is so much more painful than a computer that it's worth trying speech-to-text, whereas on a computer it's easier to type).

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    12. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when it happens, fuckwits like you will be there to benefit from it, pretending like you knew it all along... Nevermind that progress happened despite you, you stupid fucking moron.

    13. Re:Bull Spit by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

      Really?

      Speech recognition in the 1990s, or even the 2000s, was awful. It didn't lack use cases; it lacked truly massive storage and processing power, and (for the best recognition) the always-on-nearly-everywhere network infrastructure to support shipping off sound samples to the the sites where that storage and processing lives. Until processors and infrastructure reached that tipping point, it just didn't work well enough to be useful outside of niche cases.

      Now, I can tell my Samsung S5's to-do app "get Mott's applesauce", and watch it spell out "get mods", then "applesauce", then go back and erase "mods" and replace it with "Mott's", appropriately capitalized and punctuated. That's... better than most people posting on the Internet can do, frankly. Why? Because it can match what I might have said against an enormous corpus of things other people have said or written, and do an excellent job of adapting to context. Good luck implementing that with 1990s technology.

    14. Re:Bull Spit by catchblue22 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You might want to get a better grip on reality. Tesla Autopilot is already 80% of the way there, and the other 20% may not be available to consumers yet, but it has had millions of miles of testing...

      It seems that Slashdot has been infested with willfully ignorant ball-less trolls. This is supposed to be a site for nerds. There is no greater nerd than Elon Musk. He is infused in sci-fi. He builds rockets...he designed much of the first SpaceX rocket (Falcon-1) himself. He builds arguably the best car in the world, and certainly the most technologically advanced (the Model S). It has the most advanced auto-driving features of any production car in the world. He literally bet the entire fortune he made from the sale of Paypal (200 million dollars) on Tesla and SpaceX after the 2008 market crash; most so called capitalists in our elite would never take such risks. Any libertarians amongst the readership here should worship Musk. He is more the Ayn Randian superhero than anyone I can think of. And if they return that Musk has taken some government help (like money for building the Dragon capsule to ferry cargo to the Space station for NASA or a $7500 subsidy for clean energy vehicle purchases), I would ask them what they think of defence contractors such as Lockheed Martin who receive 75% or more of their income from government contracts, or oil companies who have literally had wars fought in their name by governments. If those so-called libertarians don't denounce such things, then they are the worst type of corporate troll hypocrites.

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    15. Re:Bull Spit by del_diablo · · Score: 1

      Yes, but when would you say Speech tech actually reached primetime? Even if you said it wasn't ready in the 90s, Siri was released properly by Mai 2012.
      That means Speech Tech was primetime ready somewhere between 2000 and 2011.
      And thats ignoring if there was firms that had solutions that was waste ahead during the 90.

    16. Re:Bull Spit by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      The funny part is snow and ICE conditions only really depend on loop tuning. In many regards this seems like one of the easier problems to solve but at the same time one that will quickly show how much safer self driving cars can be while at the same time pissing off the users of these cars once they learn what "driving to conditions" actually means.

      After all we already have a plethora of systems that attempt to make driving on the snow similar to driving on the normal road by taking control away from the user (abs, traction control, etc) which already outperform a classic driver's abilities.

    17. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will my Tesla come with a droid that knows how to install the snow chains?

    18. Re:Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I have a nice shiny new BMW - it's even bespoke! I'm pretty sure that there's some automated driving bits available if I ever figure out the menu and wanted to enable it. The missus figured it out at one point? Basically, you tell it to try to drive with traffic but only go so fast. Then you tell it to stay in the damned lane and it seems to do that too. I gotta tell ya, I have no idea and can't imagine why I'd have bought a BMW only to have it drive itself. I find the very idea an abomination but I'm pretty sure it does a bunch of things. It'll slow down if it sees something that's going into the road or near it - the HUD will even alert you to it.

      At any rate, I sure as hell didn't buy a BMW, manual shift, with two turbos and some ~450 ponies to have it drive itself. Unfortunately, no amount of begging could get it without some of the bells and whistles so I told 'em to cram 'em all in there. *sighs* I don't even want to use most of those things. The HUD is kind of nice and it is well done. I pretty much have to either stop or wait until a break in traffic to go adjusting things - I still don't know where half the things are and what a quarter of them do. If I could have picked it up with a much more mundane control system then I would have. I offered to pay quite well for it but the most I could get was directed to an after-market company who *might* be able to do so but it would void all warranties. I guess it's possible to tweak another ~200 HP out of it, though the same after-market, and they go ahead and strip out a whole bunch of things to make it lighter, they lower it a whisker, and they tighten up the suspension and put in five point restraints. That... That seemed just a bit excessive. Fun? Yes, but excessive.

      I was invited to go to the factory and see it being built. They were gonna let me drive around Germany for two weeks and then they'd ship it here to the US. I wasn't even going to have to pay extra for shipping. I thought about it but declined. We've fine roads here and I watch enough documentaries to know how my car was made. I can always go back to Germany (I've been before) and just rent something, it's not even obscenely expensive. You can even rent something fancy, a coach, and hit the Nurburgring for not a whole lot of money. The best part is, if you crash then you don't even ruin your own vehicle. Drive it like you stole it, they've got insurance. I spent about a week, took some course work, spent some time with a coach, and spent a day each with a McLaren, Porsche, and Nissan on the track. I want to say that the whole thing was less than 20,000 Euro? A nice outfit - called RSR by the way. If you get the chance - jump on it. Well worth every penny but, holy shit, I digress...

      What was the topic again? Oh... Yes... So, no, I didn't go see it getting built. I also don't see fully autonomous vehicles, for private passengers, any time soon. It just doesn't seem likely. The car I have with me does, sort of, have some autonomous capacity but I don't actually use it. I find the very idea of it an affront to my sensibilities! If you're gonna make an autonomous vehicle, do it to a Honda, a Ford, or something. If you're buying a BMW and you want it to drive itself, you probably shouldn't have bought a BMW. It's about as silly as an automatic transmission in a sports car. Sure, the automatic can actually perform better than a human now - but sometimes it's about the how and not about the destination.

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    19. Re:Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      You know, Ayn Rand wasn't so much a Libertarian, right? Aside from that, I'm a Libertarian and I like Musk just fine. I don't even care if part of his success is due to government intervention/assistance - but that's because I *am* actually a Libertarian. I know, no true Scotsman but the Randians are just plain idiots who, for whatever reason, decided to co-opt the term. You can safely ignore them. Well, maybe not. Feel free to mock them but at least *try* to learn a little about Libertarianism before lumping us all in together. Thanks.

      Seriously, if you can read then try just the first four or so paragraphs on Wikipedia. Unfortunately, we can't really kick the Randians out and it's a rather big umbrella. But no... No... Not all Libertarians are like them and, if you want to have a day or two long conversation then I'll show you why I don't think they are all that suited to be called Libertarians to begin with. Suffice to say, they're idiots. You probably can't safely ignore them, as they might gain a little power, but you can safely mock them. Just try to not paint with a broad brush, please? *sighs* I, for one, have been involved in the party for about forty years and I'm probably further to the left of any elected politician (except maybe Bernie). I just hold those views because of different reasons than the typical left.

      So yeah, if you're legitimately curious - I'll actually answer any question that I can, as best as I can. 'Cause your comment doesn't look much different than one that says "$minority does $bad_things." (Why yes, yes I'm also an ethnic minority - namely Amerindian, of the Micmac tribe. Those damned Injuns getting drunk and shooting up the town with arrows and raping the white womens!")

      On a more serious note, I'm not kidding - I'll be happy to answer any questions you might have. Take a look at the Wikipedia article and, while I prefer the moniker of classic Libertarian, I'm probably best called a Socialist Libertarian. Once upon a time, the Libertarian was known as the "loony left." Propaganda (and idiots) have pretty much ensured that not many people have actually looked at the platform and philosophy. It also doesn't help that we're a bunch of lazy bastards who will let most anyone have the microphone. In our defense, we were probably quite stoned at the time. I don't think we ever expected anyone to take us seriously and, before we knew it, pow! We're Randians and on the Right-wing, conservative, side - and we didn't even do anything. Funny enough, I kinda like taxes and what they get me. Hell, I probably should pay more.

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    20. Re:Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The big difference between speech recognition and self driving cars is there is serious serious money in the cars.

      There is some pretty serious money in speech recognition too.
      When I book train tickets I get to talk to a computer when I call. (Why I would rather do that than book online I don't know.)
      Any situation where you can replace a human worker with a computer has serious money in it and there are plenty of situations where you talk to a human that doesn't need specialized knowledge.
      I wouldn't be surprised if McDonalds were to use speech recognition to deal with the drive in ordering. It's not like they get it right every time anyway.

    21. Re:Bull Spit by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      until all generic visual captchas (not specific algorithms for specific types) can be solved better than humans.

      Oh, we're almost there then. I'm human and I regularly fail at CAPTCHA's.

    22. Re:Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      while at the same time pissing off the users of these cars once they learn what "driving to conditions" actually means.

      This is essentially the major hurdle that self driving cars has to get past.
      Human drivers tend to overestimate their ability and be vocal about it. They take pride in being able to drive without a margin to handle all situations, not understanding that they are taking a risk.
      I imagine that some people will be pissed at the car that temporarily slow down a bit under the speed limit just because the view was obstructed.
      The human driver "knows" that there never is anything there, except once or twice, but things worked out then.

      The thing that will make people accept self driving cars is that the drivers can say "Well, I enjoy driving, but the commute is so damn boring so I'd rather have it take a few more minutes and catch some extra sleep."

      One thing that I'm a bit curious about is if self driving cars will make people accept living a longer distance from work. You typically need an hour to wind down after work before you have some quality time anyway so if you can start relaxing on your way home you might still feel that you get enough time in the evenings.

    23. Re: Bull Spit by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Don't give them any ideas. Let them finish the Model 3 first before getting distracted by cool new snow chain droids.

    24. Re:Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I gotta tell ya, I have no idea and can't imagine why I'd have bought a BMW only to have it drive itself.

      Yes, I too have noticed that BMW drivers tend to have issues with their self image.

      Personally I've never understood the fascination with tying up your identity with a car, or driving.
      It is a mechanical skill, do it enough and you get good at it, and the crappier the car is the better the driver will become.

      One think that you might want to consider is that only people who thinks highly of BMW gets one. It's not a particularly exclusive brand and even poor people can afford a used one.
      That means that if you meet someone who doesn't drive a BMW they will never be impressed by your car.

    25. Re:Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 2

      Oh silly you. I don't own it to impress you - I own it because I want it. I have a bunch of cars, actually. The BMW is just one tool for one particular job. I don't expect you to recognize the value of an old Volvo, a really old Jeep, or a Saab from the early 1990s. It's okay - I'm not trying to impress you. I'm enjoying myself. Silly you. You think your opinion matters in regards to my purchasing habits. Nope. The BMW is an awesome driver's car and a bunch of fun. It's even low-key. Unless you recognize it as what it is, you'd not have a clue how fast it goes or how much it cost. That's one of the reasons I bought it - I don't *want* your approval. I want *my* approval. Silly rabbit.

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    26. Re:Bull Spit by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      I find it somewhat odd that you're getting into the nitty gritty of what "libertarian" means and you continually capitalize the word. Most people who talk about such things take "big L" Libertarian to mean the (widely derided--even amongst libertarians) Libertarian Party in the US and "little l" libertarians to mean those who subscribe to a libertarian philosophy.

      I don't think most Objectivists ("Randians" as you call them) would consider themselves libertarians. That's kind of the point of Rand's philosophy--she wanted a defined moral philosophy, not a loosely defined political goal. Her books have, however, been enormously popular and influential amongst libertarians (and non-libertarians) of all stripes. You don't have to be an Objectivist to find merit in Rand's writings, and you can be a libertarian without enjoying Rand's writings. It goes both ways.

      Ultimately, if the "libertarian" label is meaningless enough to socialists, anarchists, and some fairly traditional Republicans and Democrats, it doesn't seem to make any sense to complain about Objectivists (who themselves don't want to be called libertarians) being in the tent. I prefer to define libertarian much more narrowly and with the full knowledge that I exclude some (like you) who would consider themselves libertarians.

      I exclude socialists and those who _generally_ want more government involvement.
      I exclude anarchists and those who _generally_ want no government.
      I exclude one-issue libertarians (the traditional example was marijuana legalization).

      What's left (big IMHO) is the core libertarian--people who generally want more person freedom and personal responsibility, who generally want victimless laws and regulations repealed, and who generally prefer smaller political structures to bigger political structures. Still kind of broad...

      I would consider myself a green libertarian. I want people to basically be able to do whatever they want, with the caveat that earth is a shared resource, and when you consume / emit these shared resources you are effectively using force on others. I think I'm fairly alone in my views here, but I would be more loose about many regulations while far more stringent in regulations of things like noise regulations, small motor emissions (noise and co2), bright lighting at night, etc. Somewhat like Switzerland.

      I'm also fully aware that my stand on some of those issues would make many say that I'm not any kind of a libertarian!

    27. Re:Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      At first blush, I'd think you fit just fine. Even though I use the term "Socialist Libertarian" it's more about effect than about the method. I do not, for example, want more government. I'd prefer less but I'd prefer more effective government. An example: I do not mind taxes. I mind them being used to bomb little brown men who are no threat to my country.

      I like the idea of a social safety net, of single payer health care, and inexpensive but good education. Why? A society that's educated, healthy, and able to take risks is more likely to be better able to enjoy their liberties. If you're unable to buy a printing press then you're not really as capable as you might be to utilize your freedom of speech. I prefer that people be able to make the most out of their lives, enjoy the things that I enjoy, and have an equal opportunity to try to reach those things.

      Unfortunately, that doesn't really fit on a bumper sticker and it's way too long for Twitter. But yeah, you'd fit under the tent based on what you expressed. Quite a few people would happily fit under the tent but many people are stuck at the door thinking that the party is full of ultraconservatives, selfish, maniacal, idiots. To be fair, quite a few people expressing themselves and claiming to speak for the party do fit that description. It'd be a bit antithetical to kick them out or take away their microphone.

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    28. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think it's as easy as loop tuning? Lol

    29. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't brag about it being bespoke. Anyone who knows BMW knows that means you just paid an extra 8-10k for a less common color and nothing else through. sets a nice douchey tone for your whole comment though

    30. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extreme douche confirmed

    31. Re: Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Hmm... I'd have thought the exclamation point would give that away. My bad, tone isn't conveyed well in text. Everyone gets a "bespoke" version unless you pull it off the lot. It's basically just getting some options that weren't already on the lot and, more often than not, there's that same thing on the lot but just with colors you don't want. Thus the ! and way I expressed it. Meh, I'd thought the tone was there. :/

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    32. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jealous idiot confirmed.

      Some of us like cars. Deal with it.

    33. Re:Bull Spit by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      Speech recognition existed many years ago and it had practical applications. It is just that talking to a machine feels awkward.
      Who doesn't hate those answering machines that ask you to tell them what you want rather than using a keypad menu or an actual human operator?

      It was more about making socially acceptable rather than a technological problem.

    34. Re: Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Doing things that I enjoy for reasons other than impressing you is certainly a douche move. I should always seek approval, conform, and base my spending habits and hobbies on things that impress other people rather than give me pleasure.

      I suppose, it's a good time to actually demonstrate how to deal with trolls. Don't get angry, love them. They make you think. Use them as a chance to express yourself. Revel in the attention they give you. Lord over them the fact that you get to control the discourse. Enjoy the moment and be, for a time, their master. Why? They've given you the power to control them. Do not get angry, treat them like the children they are...

      The reality is, unless you heard it start and were very enthusiastic about automobiles, you'd not even recognize it on the street. There's no flashy lights, bravado paint, decals, or insignia that anyone other than an enthusiast would recognize. Oh, you do find the people who know - they pull up along side and give you a thumbs up or stuff like that.

      Hmm... How do describe it? Alright, I can disable traction control, go along at 60 MPH, drop a gear, and smoke 'em. I don't - but I can. I have the 640 with all the goodies, including the larger engine and the dual turbos, and it's pretty low-key. I guess I can see how one might think that I'd buy (or do) such things for some sort of social approval and that might be true in some cases. However, in my case, I dare say that's not the reality at all. I can sling the ass around and do the Axl Rose Shuffle, I don't - but I can. I can do 0-60 in about 4 seconds, I don't - but I can. (I don't, meaning that I don't do so as a general rule. Sometimes I do.)

      I suppose you'd call me a douche for owning a restored Jeep from 1973? How about for sending a 1982 Volvo out to get modified and restored? How about for having a Honda (a 1988 Accord LX) sent back to Japan for factory restoration? How about a 1992 Saab 900 Turbo set up and modified to rally with? I can tell you, that not one of those was purchased because I want your approval. Surely, that makes me a douche, right? I'm secure enough in my masculinity to not need your affirmation, thus I am a douche?

      Oh, wait, next they'll be penis extensions! That's always a good one. See, I've posted pics (that's why I named those vehicles specifically) and had people that make that claim - more than once. I fail to see how a 245, with a 0 to 60 time measures in days, is a penis extension or how it can be even remotely confused for someone seeking affirmation.

      The cold hard reality is that I'm happily retired and have a hobby. I love the automobile, all facets of it. In fact, I'll be getting a Tesla (Model S if you're curious) for the missus to drive - just so that I can play with it. The mechanics, the engineering, the fact that they contain (usually) an explosion timed just right is fascinating. I love the engineering, I love the driving, I love the machinery. I love it all and really don't give two shits if you approve of my choices or not. I dare say, the only reason I'm even responding is so that other people can see how to respond to morons such as yourself.

      You're projecting. You do things for affirmation, to impress, or to seek approval from your peers. Not everyone is so insecure. Some of us just like nice things and really don't give two shits what you drive but we do hope that you have the capacity to appreciate driving. If you don't, then get off the road and let someone else do it for you.

      I've invested so many dollars. So many... Not just on my collection but on learning. I actually have taken many, many advanced driving courses. See my initial comment about training for Nurburgring and then the cars that I got to take on that track. It's an acquired skill, an enjoyable hobby, and something where you can constantly push yourself to do better. So, not just dollars and more importantly, I've spent so much on learning and improving. I'm comfortable in anything and have yet to find one vehicle that I can not find some

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    35. Re: Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Ha! My largest post in a long, long time! Awesome! *snickers* That was almost as much fun as a BMW.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    36. Re:Bull Spit by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      There was another major problem. Speech recognition at home or in a private office had it's users, but in an open-plan office there was just too much background noise - and everybody now had to listen to you dictate what would previously have been typed.

      On a computer, speech-recognition just never really worked in any environment where you were not by yourself. It made you feel exposed without privacy, and the computer's had a major challenge picking out commands from all the other conversations happening.

      The phone solves a lot of those problems by it's very nature. It's a device you are used to speaking into, small enough that going to a corner when you want to discuss something private is feasible.

      And still it has problems. So mine is almost always disabled because I use my phone via bluetooth to play music in the car. The moment your music is on speakers rather than headphones - guess what, the phone microphone picks it up and interpret it as commands to the music player so you get random skips forwards and backwards.
      Speech recognition will only really reach it's peak if it can be adequately combined with *voice* recognition to reach the point where it can reliably pick out the operator's voice from other words being spoken (or sung) and tell when those words are commands to the phone and when they are directed at somebody else.

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    37. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the UTA buses that go up the Cottonwood canyons, the driver pushes a button while the bus is moving and the chains get transferred onto (or off) the wheels. Seems like a car could do the same, particularly as it's smart enough not to exceed a safe chain speed while they're deployed.

    38. Re: Bull Spit by Lennie · · Score: 2

      My thoughts on autonomous driving and car enthusiasts like yourself has always been:
      with more people being driving around in autonomous cars, driving on the road yourself could become a lot less frustrating (less idiots on the road, more predictable traffic).

      Also I don't see the appeal of driving yourself when it's bumper to bumper traffic. Stop, wait, slow, stop, wait, slow... that is the kind of situation where you'd want to car to do the driving so you can do other things with your time. A lot of high end cars like Tesla and BMW can already do that I believe.

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    39. Re:Bull Spit by bigpat · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ... from what I can tell they haven't even begun to test snow and ice. I totally understand why they start with making it work under optimal conditions, but it also means they have a looooooooong way to go with non-optimal conditions.

      You can say that about most human drivers...

    40. Re:Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you think Tesla invented the idea

      Quote the GP saying something that shows he thinks this. You can't and won't, because it's something you made up and pretended he thinks. You're lying to cover a weak argument.

    41. Re:Bull Spit by IronChef · · Score: 1

      > Like speech recognition, which also seemed to always be 3-5 years out until it finally went mainstream a few years ago.

      I feel like it went mainstream but only for limited use cases. You can use Siri or OK Google for some very useful things but we still seem to be a long way from truly smart long-form dictation. "OK google, play music by David Bowie" feels like the equivalent of self-park...Truly useful, mainstream, and yet not nearly realizing the full potential of the technology.

      My doctor's office is actually going back to human medical transcription, too many errors from the computerized system they use.

    42. Re: Bull Spit by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Automated tire spike hubs have been around for quite a while now. It is a pretty easy engineering problem. Just more expensive when you don't have a use case for it.

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    43. Re:Bull Spit by Toshito · · Score: 1

      Speech recognition is still awful if you try it in any other language than english.

      It's still as funny and as unreliable as when I first tried it in the 90's.

      For any phrases that I try, there are at least 1 or 2 words that are not only wrong but are completely unrelated to the context.

      Just like autocorrect, which sugeests me words that makes absolutely no sense whatsoever with what I'm trying to type.

      Maybe in 10 years it'll be reliable (again, when not using english). But for now it's a complete joke.

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    44. Re:Bull Spit by Toshito · · Score: 1

      they haven't even begun to test snow and ice.

      From what I've heard, they're not even able to tackle a road that hasn't been mapped in detail, including having recorded the position of every single stop sign, traffic light, speed limit, etc.

      I don't even know if this google car can handle a police officer trying to direct traffic. Probably not...

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    45. Re:Bull Spit by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      Exhibit (a). A troll. Can't really call him a corporate whore hypocrite troll because he didn't say much of anything. But I suspect he is.

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    46. Re: Bull Spit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you show source for that claim?

    47. Re: Bull Spit by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I even enjoy it when it's bumper to bumper. I really enjoy ever bit of it - until it stops, then I get a bit frustrated. I don't like when traffic is completely held up because of an accident. Other than that? Well, I modeled traffic. I kind of enjoy observing the flow. I kind of enjoy the interaction. I don't really ever get tired of it but, at the same time, I make it a point to not live where that is an issue. I'd grow weary of it if I had to deal with it constantly.

      I go out to track days, I rent time on tracks, I've competed a number of times - I like rally racing, and I have gone to a whole ton of driving schools. I've taken pretty much every type of driving course out there - including asset protection, and really just enjoy it. It might not make sense to some people, and I can understand that, but I absolutely love it.

      I also love the automobile. I'll probably get an autonomous vehicle when they come out. I'll probably be an early adopter. It won't be my primary choice but I can see it as having benefits - even if it's just for time when I'd rather use the travel time to do something else. The "purist" automobile enthusiasts don't seem to appreciate that I'm buying an EV either. I point to the instant torque and ask how they can not? How can they not want one?

      My heart's big enough to have room for an EV too. I'll even make room for an AV if one tickles my fancy. I'll probably make it do horrible things that it wasn't meant to do, but I'll buy one. Now, if I can get an AV that allows me to control it at times then the machine and I will have time trials against each other. Some might ask how can I? I'd answer with, how can I not?

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    48. Re:Bull Spit by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I hate to appeal to authority, but I live in Minnesota, and very likely know more about driving in snow and ice than you do. I've slid into intersections because I couldn't get enough traction to stop, and there wasn't a handy curb to run into, and it didn't look that slippery on the approach. I've spun out due to a sudden loss of traction. I've driven in snow such that I couldn't keep the car pointed in quite the right direction at all times. I try to get better at handling those things, and won't repeat some things I've done in the past, but snow and ice can get you even without turning.

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    49. Re:Bull Spit by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I fully agree. I've done it too. Actually my first time driving a stick shift was on ice and I stalled it so many times we threw away the battery in the car the day after. Ice is nasty NASTY stuff. Sometimes it's impossible to see, far more dangerous than snow.

      That's one of the reasons I'm grateful that things far better than us at handling the situation are slowly taking over.

  5. In 48 to 72 months Tesla car summons you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long till the Tesla car summons me?

    1. Re:In 48 to 72 months Tesla car summons you by haruchai · · Score: 2

      You forgot "In Soviet Russia,"

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    2. Re:in 48 to 72 months Tesla car summons you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is commonplace in Soviet Russia.

  6. It's a tad ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To summon your car from the East coast and have it drive.....empty..... to the West coast...what a waste of energy.

    As long as energy is not "green" that's so incredibly poluting, let alone the extra kilometers you make the car go.

    Would be better imo, to make a subscription model where you would order a nearby Tesla.
    But hey...wouldn't that be like an autonomous taxi you have the option to drive yourself?

    1. Re:It's a tad ridiculous. by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      To summon your car from the East coast and have it drive.....empty..... to the West coast...what a waste of energy.

      I don't think any sane person would bother summoning their car from across the country, unless they're moving one-way and didn't want to drive it.

      I predict that most people who summon their car will have parked it nearby already, such as people leaving a concert, a play, or the mall, or perhaps people who want to get picked up from their home airport after returning from a trip.

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    2. Re:It's a tad ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      I think this might be used in places with high parking fees, like cities.
      Your car drops you off, drives back home, and when you're ready to leave it picks you up.
      No need for paying huge fees.

  7. The law may not be ready that quick and what happe by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 2

    The law may not be ready that quick and what happens with some thing goes wrong in driver less mode with no one in the car?

    Will the car even try get out of the way of a road block with out even trying to due it (just that base don't crash mode)

  8. in 48 to 72 months Tesla car summons you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long till the Tesla car and other deep AI summon us?

  9. Can't wait for the cannonball hacker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So the contest is on....which hacker can get a Tesla to do the cannonball run the fastest. New York to LA, the games are on.

  10. Parking lot by Ziest · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I want a car that will drop me off at the store or the movies, go park itself and when I'm ready it will come to me in front of the store. The endless walking around in parking lots trying to remember where I park the car is a giant pain in the ass.

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    1. Re:Parking lot by wvmarle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think there is a reason these auto makers go for a "coast to coast" first. It's all highways, and easy driving.

      Your problem is a much harder one: improperly mapped surroundings, lots of moving obstacles (ranging from people to dumpsters placed haphazardly), etc.

      I'll be impressed when this car can do what you describe. Or navigate from one end of a big city to the other - without using the city's ring roads, but really going through city traffic, dealing with traffic lights, cyclists, detours, and all the other unexpected obstacles thrown at city drivers.

    2. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 2

      I've been in blinding blizzards on the highway. Storms where you are lucky to see the ditches on either side, forget about the lines in the middle or the shoulders. I'd like to know what's going to happen when one hits and the autonomous car is nowhere near a safe parking spot.

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    3. Re:Parking lot by haruchai · · Score: 1

      Pretty sure Google's autonomous cars are already doing just that.

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    4. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they are not. They are driving on nice marked roads in sunny areas. They are not driving in snow, ice, have rain, unmarked roads, gravel roads, mountain roads, heavy fog, etc.

    5. Re:Parking lot by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are stuck using only visible light to perceive the world around you. Any autonomous system would have sensors that are working outside that band and hence are going to be more or less affected by various conditions. You would expect the system to use lidar, radar, and ultrasonic at the absolute minimum. It would also have sensors that are closer to the ground and at better angles than your eyes so while the lines may be invisible to you in the drivers seat the sensors can see them clearly.

      My expectation of behaviour would be that the AI is able to make a remarkably accurate estimate of braking distance and then reduce its speed to a level where its sensor range exceeds that of braking distance + a margin of error.

    6. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      But how will it track the road when it is under inches of snow? GPS will be spotty if it is working at all through heavy cloud. No lines, no visual cues. It can't stop on the shoulder because that would be dangerous for the car as well as other drivers. Driving at 20km/h is not an option for the same reason. I also question whether sensors on an *affordable* consumer vehicle would be sensitive enough not to get thrown off by heavy snow.

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    7. Re:Parking lot by shawn2772 · · Score: 1

      No they are not. They are driving on nice marked roads in sunny areas. They are not driving in snow, ice, have rain, unmarked roads, gravel roads, mountain roads, heavy fog, etc.

      The claim was that cars couldn't "navigate from one end of a big city to the other - without using the city's ring roads, but really going through city traffic, dealing with traffic lights, cyclists, detours, and all the other unexpected obstacles thrown at city drivers."

      Which Google's cars already are doing.

    8. Re:Parking lot by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      If the roads are that bad, only stupid drivers even attempt to go out in the first place. And when a snow storm happens (these things are usually predicted in advance nowadays) there is usually enough time to find a safe place to shelter before it gets to this kind of conditions.

      If you say driving at 20 km/h is dangerous - when the vehicle does so due to stopping distance and risk of slipping so I assume you mean "dangerous as it's much slower than other traffic" - driving at any higher speed would be even more dangerous. That other drivers attempt to do that, says more about their poor driving skills than the qualities of the AI operating the autonomous vehicle.

    9. Re:Parking lot by khasim · · Score: 1

      But how will it track the road when it is under inches of snow?

      Come to Seattle and watch what happens when the HUMANS have to drive on 2 inches of snow.

      An autonomous car does not have to be perfect.

      It just has to be better than the average human.

      And a computer can easily triangulate its position via cell towers. Something that a human cannot do. So expect more improvements in non-human navigation aids in the future.

    10. Re:Parking lot by swb · · Score: 1

      I've driven several of those blizzards in North Dakota.

      In one of them I was driving a car with radar assisted distance sensing cruise control and it was way better than I was at judging the car in front of me with limited visibility and at night.

    11. Re:Parking lot by adnonsense · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In pre-digital days I used to carry around a graphite-based stylus for noting the car's location on a carbon-based "tablet" with a nifty non-battery-reliant offline storage solution, though these days I just take a photo with my moble pocket computing device. Saves having to wait for reliable autonomous cars to be developed.

    12. Re:Parking lot by SeaFox · · Score: 1

      I went to a barbecue competition (large national one), and I came up with a great idea. Since I used my Garmin to get to the event when I parked I set a favorite location to where I was while sitting in the parked car. Then I got out and stowed the GPS on me.

      When it was time to go home I turned the GPS back on (two hour battery runtime) and let it guide me back to the car's location.

    13. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called Uber.

    14. Re:Parking lot by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      And a computer can easily triangulate its position via cell towers. Something that a human cannot do.

      Assuming there are cell towers within sight. There are plenty of places in the U.S. with limited to no cell service on the highways.

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    15. Re:Parking lot by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... - This is what happens when humans encounter conditions where visibility reduces yet they still drive faster than their visible distance. If 20km/h is the maximum speed that a vehicle can stop at inside its visibility window then that is EXACTLY the max speed it should be travelling.

      As for your example there must be some kind of visible cues otherwise you wouldn't know where the road goes. GPS is also no affected by water vapour in the atmosphere, it is however affected by water, so there would have to be something that kept the water from pooling over the receiver, something I'm sure they can manage. That said there is no way GPS will be used for fine location requirement.

      As for sensor costs, sensors are cheap and would only become cheaper as you bought thousands of them. Velodyne produce high precision lidars, lidars that far exceed the requirements of autonomous vehicles (seriously do you really need realtime 360 measurement to 1cm) for around $7k for 1 off retail. I'm guessing if they got an order for 100,000 units the price point would be a lot lower.

    16. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want stores that I drive up to the entrance and they quickly load up my car with online orders without me needing to go park, when I am done the car can go to the movies if it wants.. as long as it can sucker a date into paying for it.. dont need my smart car becoming another dependent.

    17. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      That's just a slow into work morning some days.

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    18. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Snow storms mess with our reception big time.

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    19. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      So automotous cars are going to simply start following the car in front of them? Sure, a hot spot to follow in a storm. What if it turns off?

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    20. Re:Parking lot by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I want a car that will drop me off at the store or the movies, go park itself

      At this point.... why not just have a service provider with autonomous cars strategically parked throughout the city, and when you want a car, you push a button, and a self-driving car comes and gets you in a few minutes for a low monthly subscription+mileage fuel charge?

      Then we reduce car ownership, and consequently, the amount of parking spaces required, as well, by an order of magnitude.

    21. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Well maybe it's just my Garmin, but it cuts out in snow storms. No sats available. I hope they'll be putting in something much stronger than that. Your theory doesn't work in real life, because there is always going to be some asshat barreling down the highway behind you. Driving 20 is a death sentence.

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    22. Re:Parking lot by mysidia · · Score: 1

      I think there is a reason these auto makers go for a "coast to coast" first. It's all highways, and easy driving.

      Well, I think the large distance between origin and destination is supposed to show a high endurance.

      Perhaps they should say coast to coast, with a special caveat, that the trip has to be done both in the rainy season, and in the dead of winter when there is heavy snow en route, original should be in a suburban area requiring some heavy city travel to get away from the origin, final destination should be in one of the wilderness areas in Washington state accessible only by dirt roads, And also, a special routing constraint is added that no more than 50% of the East-West distance can be taken by interstate hwy travel.

    23. Re:Parking lot by Euler · · Score: 1

      What city do you live in? I'd love to have an accurate weather prediction that can tell me if it will be sunny, rainy, or blizzard within the next half-hour. (I live in western New York.)

    24. Re:Parking lot by mysidia · · Score: 1

      GPS will be spotty if it is working at all through heavy cloud. No lines, no visual cues.

      Humans cannot navigate in these conditions either. It's not safe or acceptable to be out there driving under such conditions.

    25. Re:Parking lot by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

      Being poor as hell, I recently got my first ever car with keyfob.

      "Where did we park?"

      *press trunk button on keyfob*

      "Find the car that just raised its hand."

    26. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will it track ?

      How do you do it ? Do you have some special powers ? Are you guided by the hand of God ?

    27. Re:Parking lot by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I used to drink - and drive. Oh, it was probably reasonably safe - as I was usually not on the road. I no longer do this, by the way. But, 'tis time for a Gramps Story...

      At any rate, a buddy and I were out drinking and driving. I'd chosen a Subaru for this journey - this Subaru had one purpose in life and one purpose only. I bought it just to put it places that it was not meant to go - and it might surprise you the places that thing went. Oh, it'd get stuck but a bumper-jack and a winch would usually take care of anything.

      Alas, one day we're out in the spring... This is post-retirement, when I really was old enough to know better but too drunk to care. I was up atop a nearby mountain and decided to take the back way into a town called Eustis. (You might want to look at a map - my home is up above Rangeley, a bit to the *West* of Rangeley.)

      Now, in the summer you might, and I do mean might, be able to get through there with a nice 4WD with good clearance. That's Subaru territory. There's something to be said about a Subaru that you don't mind beating all to hell. This is not even a good place to walk - never mind drive. But - there are "roads." By road, I mean an old logging trail known as a "tote road."

      So, we're happily drinking and not hurting anyone except ourselves and the Subaru when we manage to get so stuck that not a jack nor a winch will get us out. That's okay, we don't mind. We've got a bunch of beer a couple of bottles of rum and a granola bar.

      About a day later, we stomp out of the woods and get to my house. We sleep it off, wake up, get drunk again, sleep it off, and then wake up and remember that we left a car in the woods. Where? Fucked if we know. So, we hop in the truck and go looking. We spent nearly three full days looking for this Subaru (it doesn't help that it was brown.)

      Eventually, through sheer luck, we finally spotted our footprints and were able to then work our way in the right direction and find the Subaru. The winch was broken, the jack was half missing, and it was very stuck. We spent a long, long time shoveling but it finally came loose.

      So, point of the story is, it is possible to lose your car and it doesn't even take a parking lot to do it in. I'm not sure that a Tesla would have been a great help in that situation. I don't think autonomy will quite get a car into that position, so there's that. But, that's the story of the lost Subaru. :/ Yes, yes lessons were learned and no, no I don't drink any more really. I figured I'd better quit while I was ahead and before I killed myself, someone else, or got an OUI. It's strange how I went from being a functional alcoholic to a sloppy drunk right after retirement. Ah well...

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    28. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, you're a fool for living too far from civilization. If you lived in New York, you wouldn't need a robot car because you can go to almost any entertainment without a car.

    29. Re:Parking lot by KGIII · · Score: 2

      Wow... This is two days in a row where I get to suggest that you'd probably die if you lived where my home is. (I'm cheating and spending this winter in Florida.)

      Seriously, if you stop traveling because there are a few inches of snow on the road - you're gonna die. We have periods where it simply doesn't stop snowing - for days. We have times when I, a private citizen, go out and help with the plowing, pull people out of ditches, and generally help clean things up. What would you do it you got four feet of snow over ten days and the power was out for half of that and then a week after the storm stopped?

      No, you don't have to be a "rugged individual." Even old ladies do just fine. You? You're gonna die. :/ Don't move here. We lose a few people like that every year. We lose a few that are outside and unprepared, a few on ATVs, and a few on snowmobiles but we mostly do just fine so long as you think ahead and learn a few things to help keep you alive. My electricity, for instance, is such that I consider my mains connection as my backup.

      I have two generators (and a third one that can be put into use), underground diesel storage, solar, and wind - and then mains if things get problematic. I have not one but two plow trucks. While I've yet to put it to good use, I now own a restored tow truck. There are a couple of four-wheelers and two snowmobiles. Why? 'Cause not being able to get out in inclement weather will kill you.

      The last time I mentioned this was yesterday (I think) when someone said that you don't have a backup for your fridge and stove. Err... Yes, yes I do. I'd have to be straight up retarded to not have a backup for that. I even have backup food suppliers as well as backup food supplies. I grow, hunt, and fish for a lot of my food. I have neighbors with farms (for some vague term of neighbor - it's a bit different in Maine as to what is a neighbor). I then have a village in either direction where I can go get food. I'm not sure but I'd actually probably consider the village and the grocery stores to be backups and my own food to be my primary - that's what I prefer to eat just 'cause it's enjoyable and tastes nice. (Yes, yes I would eat Bambi's dad. If I get a permit, I'll eat his mother too.)

      Seriously, if a few inches of snow on the road means you don't drive then you would die. Depending on the vehicle, I tend to hunker down when the snow gets to be greater than a foot unless I've got the plow on. If I've got the plow then I'm good for a couple of feet, maybe a bit more. I don't have a giant dump truck or anything so I can't tackle huge amounts of a couple of feet of heavy snow. They usually don't let it build up more than a foot. I've seen storms where there were three plow trucks (the big ones, on dump trucks, that had sanders and were owned by the state) off the road between my house and the village. The grader that they brought out to get them out of the ditches was stuck on a hill.

      Truth be told, it's a blast! You can pretty much do what you want on the roads - so long as you don't hurt anyone, and the cops don't care. They're busy. There are usually giant snowbanks so you don't get hurt. Don't think of it as a scary thing - think of it as an adventure. It's like going sledding except you've got the radio and heat. I keep an old Volvo 245 (from 1982) just for this very type of weather. Oh, it's horrible in the snow if you don't know what you're doing - it's RWD. However, it's about as much fun as you can legally have with your clothes on to push it through a foot of snow. It's like a tank once you figure out how to drive it.

      Heh, yeah, you'd probably not enjoy it much if you stay home because there's a few inches of snow. Some of us wait until there are at least a few inches of snow before we bother going out. I guess it's a matter of perspective.

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    30. Re:Parking lot by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I can only presume that many of these folks have yet to drive in Maine. In Alaska, the State trucks have sensors that they use while plowing in low visibility conditions. However, they've mapped the roads very, very precisely. There's a Modern Marvels about Alaska that has some details. They're still not autonomous, they just have some very advanced sensors and a nifty display. Hell, the graphics on 'em are like a 1980s video game.

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    31. Re:Parking lot by swb · · Score: 1

      You know, it's not meant to be the answer to the autonomous driving problem, just an example at how sensor packages already exist that can handle foul weather situations better than human vision.

    32. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Add to this that your position in a city environment may not be as accurate as is required for this 'pick me up here' use case. What I mean is either your position is off by a huge distance or off by a 2m of which part is a fence you cannot jump over. There are many different reasons a complete solution is not easily done. Highway should be first to be ready. Self charging along the way second. If that is 3 years is a question but you have to put a deadline somewhere. So it will be in 4 or 5 years - so what.

    33. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can have several inches of snow, the sky clears, then you go out and find that the road has been compacted into a half inch layer of packed snow/ice. The only solution is to drive less than 5mph and not to make any turns.

    34. Re:Parking lot by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      Yet many people must do it to get to work every winter season. Where I am, life doesn't stop when there is a snow storm.

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    35. Re:Parking lot by bigpat · · Score: 1

      If the roads are that bad, only stupid drivers even attempt to go out in the first place.

      Yes, if your car tells you it is too dangerous for it to drive because of road conditions then you should listen to it.

    36. Re:Parking lot by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      Precision GPS. I've driven 5 mph over a mountain pass following the white line with my door open looking down while my passenger watched for tail lights ahead. If I could have followed 3-5' accurate Gps I would have lane split and been more than fine.

    37. Re:Parking lot by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Apologies if this is a thing you already knew:

      Many makes of car will emit a short polite beep and flash the running lights if you click the "lock car" button twice. You can play Marco Polo in the parking lot without someone raiding your trunk.

    38. Re:Parking lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the roads are that bad, only stupid drivers even attempt to go out in the first place. And when a snow storm happens (these things are usually predicted in advance nowadays) there is usually enough time to find a safe place to shelter before it gets to this kind of conditions.

      If you say driving at 20 km/h is dangerous - when the vehicle does so due to stopping distance and risk of slipping so I assume you mean "dangerous as it's much slower than other traffic" - driving at any higher speed would be even more dangerous. That other drivers attempt to do that, says more about their poor driving skills than the qualities of the AI operating the autonomous vehicle.

      This is absolutely absurd. Do you have any idea how many millions of people regularly have to drive through such conditions every winter to get to work to keep their jobs?

    39. Re:Parking lot by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Cars can turn off unintentionally. I've ended in the ditch once. You may not want to absolutely commit to following me.

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    40. Re:Parking lot by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Where I am, life doesn't stop when there is a snow storm.

      Life may very well stop, in an extremely bad way, for anyone in a car driving on a "road" they cannot see with no lines and no visual cues.

      Such an occasion is called a "stay at home and weather the storm day". This is due caution and avoiding unreasonable hazards 101.

      They should, quite frankly, put up roadblocks, and have officers writing tickets and a $1000 fine to anyone who dares go on the road those days; however, except for the fact, that it is an unreasonable hazard, of being killed or injured by the cold, to have law officers outdoors in such areas on such days.

  11. Coast to Coast by nojayuk · · Score: 1

    Your Tesla will drive itself onto an autonomous ocean-going barge which will set off around the Cape of Good Hope to dock on the other coast where the barge will disgorge a smouldering heap of wreckage.

  12. BULL FUCKING SHIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SNAKE FUCKING OIL!

  13. AI always wins by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's like with cops and robbers. The thief needs to get lucky every single time, the cops only need to get lucky once. With AI it's even more unfair, not only does the AI only need to learn to drive once, after which it is always better -- but it can be incrementally improved besides, and possesses fundamentally superior perception and reaction time.

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    1. Re:AI always wins by khasim · · Score: 1

      Not just the AI but also the environment that the AI is supposed to operate in.

      The AI can have sensors far beyond human sensory limitations. And the ability to store and recall EXACT measurements (and access them via "the cloud").

      A few quick pulses of IR or UV light and the car should know exactly which buildings are around it and how far. Which gives it exact information on where it is in the city.

    2. Re:AI always wins by RyoShin · · Score: 1

      It's not just AI (real or apparent): It's Borg hive-mind AI, where something newly learned/improved by one car could instantly be shared with all other cars. An autonomous car's driving efficiency could improve 1% in the time it takes for the car to drive someone between home and the grocery store.

      If we can set aside a frequency for road condition information sharing, a vehicle miles ahead can recognize an icy road, send a signal, and all trailing cars will slow down and enter a heightened alert mode.

      (Yes, I'm glossing over a lot of security risk for both scenarios.)

  14. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wtf r u sayin fam

  15. Yeah, right. by Irate+Engineer · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a good one. And I'm sure Elon Musk is going to be launching rockets and flying them back to land softly on a pad for reuse.

    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YAY I R ON Internet I M LERN RHETORIC

    2. Re:Yeah, right. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      For reuse? Let's see him reuse them several times before we get all impressed.

    3. Re:Yeah, right. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Rockets are much easier than the AI needed to figure out city streets.

    4. Re:Yeah, right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like "Oh, wait..." strikes yet again! *sigh* One would think this would die like the beaten horse that it is.

    5. Re:Yeah, right. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Apparently not, as we have the latter while working on the former...

    6. Re:Yeah, right. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Except that every road the Google car drives down has been recently pre-scanned and gone over by a human to point out the difficulties. The Google car can't even figure out which traffic light to obey. It has to be told. I have yet to hear how often a driver has to take over when the car can not figure out what to do. I bet it is quite often.

      We do not have a completely self driving car yet. We are about 80% of the way there but the last 20% will take 80% of the time. It is not going to happen for a while yet.

    7. Re:Yeah, right. by BeamSaber · · Score: 1

      I love how rocket science isn't rocket science anymore!

    8. Re:Yeah, right. by jklovanc · · Score: 1

      Yeah we found something more difficult.

  16. It has a purpose by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the car makes stops in Colorado where a load of weed is added to resell when it hits LA.

    Not to mention that when you summon the car an Uber alert pops up asking if anyone wants to go to your destination.

    Hey, someone has to pay for the R&D.

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  17. as barbaric as not washing hands by liquid_schwartz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the near term future, say 3-8 years, accident injuries and deaths will plummet as this technology is adopted. The notion of letting just anybody drive with minimal training will seem as barbaric as surgery without washing your hands first. The cost savings in both human suffering as well as dollars will have us scratching our heads on why we didn't mandate this earlier. I fully expect my grandchildren to be both amazed as well as slightly horrified that I drove along with millions of others at high speed despite the risk of drunks / sleepy / distracted drivers killing us.

    1. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We can't even automate trains properly and they run on set tracks. I will be surprised when we get fully automated cars before we have fully automated trains, but I expect cars will happen first. Progress is screwed up like that.

      As far as injuries and deaths, those will increase at some point as humans learn how to out manipulate the automated cars and human driving skills decrease. People will still want to own cars. We aren't going to be able to own automated ones. They'll be rented from the company. Liability and corporate greed will be the cause of that. Every company that can is transitioning to rental or subscription models as they can make more money doing that than selling individual items.

      I expect my grandkids to be amazed and horrified at how well I can waste time doing only one thing at a time instead of several things.

    2. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      "The cost savings in both human suffering as well as dollars will have us scratching our heads on why we didn't mandate this earlier."
       
      Oh God.... here we go again...
       
      It was not and will not be mandated for some time due to technological limitations. The concept probably goes back decades or more but what will happen is that when it comes to fruition there will be a gaggle of Musk worshipers who will claim that no one had the idea before Musk and no one "worked" on the idea until after Musk brought it to the masses in a tidy little package. Anyone else who puts this out will be compared to Edison and called a thief and a cheat by this gang of fanboys. Endless Facebook memes will give Musk credit for making anything worthwhile in his lifetime and even credit him with some inventions that were patented before his lifetime just like how they're doing with Tesla today.
       
      Musk was wise in choosing the name of his auto company as that's what he'll end up being in technology history.... another engineer given the credit for other peoples' work and others vilified for their accomplishments.
       
      You losers will even be claiming that he was "an alien" that was "centuries ahead of his time" and without which we'd "still be living in the dark ages."

    3. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about in places where they aren't unionized? It doesn't seem to happen there, either.

      There are also a few cases where trains *are* automated that I know of: sealed rights-of-way systems like subways, in particular. And even then they do occasionally get into spectacular accidents: BART trains running off the end of an elevated track section shortly after it opened and the DC subway crash a couple of years ago come to mind. It's a very hard problem to solve in an environment where you don't have perfect control.

    4. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      Rio Tinto runs Automated trains across the Pilbara Network which is thousands of KMs or rail line carrying heavy haulage from mines. They also have autonomous trucks driving in their mines as well.

    5. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Informative

      North West Rail Link (NWRL) which is a huge urban metro line in Sydney is driverless.

    6. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by voss · · Score: 1

      Which is interesting because there have been plenty of train wrecks due to human problems(drivers going too fast, drunk, not trained eough). The thing about computer control is that trains dont go overspeed or drive recklessly. Perfect control does not exist.

    7. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Musk was wise in choosing the name of his auto company as that's what he'll end up being in technology history.... another engineer given the credit for other peoples' work and others vilified for their accomplishments.

      Sounds like you're confusing Tesla with Edison.

    8. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by TheSync · · Score: 1

      There are a number of automated metro systems capable of unattended train operation (UTO).

      I've personally taken the ATL airport train, Paris Metro Line 14, the JFK AirTrain, and the Las Vegas Monorail.

    9. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

      Correct we have the tech it's established it works etc but were still building manually operated trains and were not upgrading the existing ones.

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    10. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We didn't have the processing power in the past. Back in the 1990's, if you wanted to do a image processing operation like sharpen or blur on a desktop PC (20 MHz CPU) with a 1024x1024 image, you had to load your image line by line, do the operation, and write it out line by line. And it would take half a minute or more. There were alternatives such as Intel i860's, transputers. Some addon boards even had their own network socket because going through the CPU was so slow. Even rendering the Mandelbrot set would take a good few minutes.

      Now we have smartphones with multi-core CPU's and GPU's, HD resolution cameras, high-speed wireless broadband for downloadable GIS map tiles. If anything, our smartphones will be driving our cars.

    11. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you're confusing Tesla with Edison.
       
      They both did their fair share of it. The difference is that you fanboys think that Tesla was some lone genius who was the nucleus of science and technology. He really wasn't. His ideas were just as stolen and many of the things you give him credit for were trailblazed by names virtually lost to history because of all the fanboys cawing on about their beloved engineer.

    12. Re:as barbaric as not washing hands by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he should have called his company Edison.

  18. Forget identity theft... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...hack a persons account and you'll soon be able to steal his brand new Tesla!

    "No officer, I didn't steal it, it followed me home... all the way from Florida!"

  19. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    Why should they wait for "laws to be ready"? If every innovator would do that, we'd be still riding around on horses. When the car was invented, there for sure were no vehicle liability insurances. I'm sure that got sorted out soon enough after the first accidents though. Here the same. Let it happen. Of course the auto makers will do their utmost best for no accidents to happen (it's part of their business model after all), but it will happen, and then we'll see.

    Things will be sorted out soon enough. First figure out who is liable for the accident - I bet most of the times it is not the autonomous car. But if it is the autonomous car, it will be up to the courts to find liability, and it's going to be insurer from one side versus manufacturer on the other side. The courts will hand down a judgement, maybe a few more such incidents, and there's precedent. Laws may be updated or amended it the court ruling goes against what the public wants, and that's it.

  20. Re: Minus 1, Troljl) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're either a genius or a madman. But, I'm a gambling man, so I'll go with genius!

    How much do you need for your business plan, and will you accept payment via shares in a Namibian corundum expedition?

  21. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by Feral+Nerd · · Score: 1

    The law may not be ready that quick and what happens with some thing goes wrong in driver less mode with no one in the car?

    I don't know, but the lawyers already have dollar signs in their eyes and they are rubbing their hands together in anticipation of the law suits.

  22. I see to funny problems by EmperorOfCanada · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first funny problem is when you are in NYC and you accidentally bum dial your LA car to come get you. You arrive back in LA to find your car "stolen" so you bring up you app to find that it is getting its kicks on route 66.

    The other is when you move from NYC to LA but still haven't updated your contact list to say that "Home" is in LA not NYC. You drunkenly get into your car and say, "Home James" it then proceeds to take you to your old address in NYC. You are hung over so you don't wake until 2pm, 12 hours after leaving. It has been doing a fairly steady 70 for 12 hours, putting you over 800 miles from home. Also this translates to a 12 hour ride to return.

    1. Re:I see to funny problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, you have it drive you to the nearest airport, you take the plane, and the car goes the long way.

    2. Re:I see to funny problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately it currently has a only a 33 foot range. A ways to go still to work out all the kinks.

  23. Do you get "federal approval" to blow your nose? by SuperKendall · · Score: 0

    Why do you think you even need federal approval to do this?

    I say lets try and see what happens? I don't feel any less comfortable with computer driven cars on the road than I do with the typically inattentive driver with an ill-maintained car... something featuring a spare donut tire being driven at 75 MPH plus (designed for 50MPH!)

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  24. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    insurance will be all over this like a cheap suit, once functioning, full autonomous driving will be practically mandated by insurance companies.

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  25. Old news by Smiddi · · Score: 2

    Meh, this is hardly breaking news. Im sure I saw this done back in the 80's by a Mr Michael Knight.

  26. Re: Do you get "federal approval" to blow your nos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, on the highways that the Feds pay for ... Yes, you do. These things will never be certifiable, as they're bragging about machine learning which is non-deterministic and therefore no responsible certifying body will approve it for life safety critical applications. I'm sure that musk could buy legislators to certify it, but that's a very bad "rich people only" stink to have.

  27. Re:Do you get "federal approval" to blow your nose by 110010001000 · · Score: 2

    I think you need it, because, um, you do. You don't think you can drive non-approved vehicles on public roads do you? You need Federal approval of kids car seats! You need state approval as well depending on the road you are on.

  28. What's taking so long? by h33t+l4x0r · · Score: 2

    It's not rocket science.

  29. When are we getting the 40K car? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Come on Elon. You think coast-to-coast autonomous car is possible in 2 years but you can't give us a 40K car in 2 years?

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    1. Re:When are we getting the 40K car? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come on Elon. You think coast-to-coast autonomous car is possible in 2 years but you can't give us a 40K car in 2 years?

      New features makes great headlines. Price reduction on existing products doesn't, particularly not if the price reduction is gradual. The overnight newspaper worthy reduction isn't really feasible either as plenty of existing customers will feel cheated. Musk is surely aware of this.

      Also the self driving abilities seems to be software updates to existing hardware. This mean this new feature will not affect production costs as it will likely be considered development costs. This mean it is questionable how much the price of each car would drop if the long distance automation isn't installed.

      A lower car price will come from lower production costs. Their new battery factory could make their cars cheaper, particularly because the battery is the most expensive part of the car. This is part of the reason why the buildin gadgets makes it a luxury car. The gadgets are nearly free when compared to the price of the battery.

    2. Re:When are we getting the 40K car? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Forget the 40K car, we won't need it. Once SpaceX reusable rockets achieve their 100x cost reduction we'll all just rocket everywhere.

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    3. Re:When are we getting the 40K car? by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      Your sub $40k car is not going to come from a high tech startup shaking up the industry. It's going to come from the competition once they realise what is happening and get on the bandwagon.

      I say go more expensive. Increase the funds to drive the innovation which can trickle down to the rest of us through other means. I believe I will be driving a self driving electric car sometime in the next 15 years, but not necessarily a Tesla.

    4. Re:When are we getting the 40K car? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Well, they are working on Model 3 which should be even less than that (for the bare bones version). Current schedule is 2018 if I'm not mistaken, so that's two years from now (give or take a few years if Model X is any indication).

    5. Re:When are we getting the 40K car? by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      Come on Elon. You think coast-to-coast autonomous car is possible in 2 years but you can't give us a 40K car in 2 years?

      Actually, if I can summon a car to come to my house, then the idea of shared car ownership becomes a lot more realistic. Several people can co-own a car, and then whoever needs it can just call for it. Ideally, there could be some sort of co-op that owns a bunch of cars. If this can happen, then I could get by owning 25% of a Tesla, which would surely be below $40K.

  30. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    As long as in the worst case you are ready to due some hard time as you are the owner / the one who requested the car and when it hit the school bus well the local Officer Barbrady things you just ran off after crash.

  31. criminal liability? Tickets? by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    criminal liability? Tickets?

    As for tickets there are ones that go to the car and other ones that go to the driver (points) how will that work? What about the courts? What about must show up court tickets?

    1. Re:criminal liability? Tickets? by hambone142 · · Score: 1

      This brings up an interesting angle.

      What about DUIs?

      Who would be driving the car? Could I get my robo-car to drive me home from the bar when I'm shit faced and have it be my designated driver?

      Just thinkin'

    2. Re:criminal liability? Tickets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This brings up an interesting angle.

      What about DUIs?

      Who would be driving the car? Could I get my robo-car to drive me home from the bar when I'm shit faced and have it be my designated driver?

      Just thinkin'

      It does not matter who is driving the car, you are liable for any damage caused by your vehicle unless it was stolen and even then you can still be held liable if you failed to take reasonable precautions against theft. In the case of your car causing major damage or loss of life during driverless autonomous driving your next port of call would be suing the manufacturer, which would be like attacking a legal death star with no fatal weak spot in an X-wing fighter (i.e. pretty hopeless).

    3. Re:criminal liability? Tickets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The better question is how would the police know? An autonomous vehicle would obey 100% of traffic laws and maintain a perfectly stable lane orientation, thus giving the police exactly zero reason to every pull over an autonomous car.

  32. But why? by spacec0w · · Score: 1

    In what situation would you ever need to do this? So you fly to NY, then decide you'd like your car there and wait for it to drive itself to you? I can see this being a really neat perk for when you buy the car online or something, but if someone wants there car somewhere normally they'd just prefer to drive it there I think. Musk is starting to remind me of Michael O'Leary the CEO of Ryanair, making crazy claims that help people make small talk at parties. It's just marketing, and it works.

    1. Re:But why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a car transportation business for people who are moving.

    2. Re:But why? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      That would actually be really cool: you buy a car online, and once it's ready, it simply drives itself straight to your home instead of being delivered by a truck.

  33. Re: The law may not be ready that quick and what h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, that makes sense when you can't kill thousands of people. However, the laws are already ready (stay off public streets) and fortunately most people are more responsible than you.

  34. Re: Do you get "federal approval" to blow your nos by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Well, on the highways that the Feds pay for ... Yes, you do. These things will never be certifiable, as they're bragging about machine learning which is non-deterministic and therefore no responsible certifying body will approve it for life safety critical applications.

    Sure they will be certifiable. There are no standards that will prevent it.

    NHTSA issues the FMVSS, which establish minimum performance requirements for safety systems; anything not required by a FMVSS standard is outside NHTSA's jurisdiction, in regards to manufacture and import of vehicles, So no issue there, since there is no current law requiring certification of the Autonomous Vehicle Machine-Learning software; there is no requirement that operation be provably deterministic.

  35. Um, no, um. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I think you need it, because, um, you do. You don't think you can drive non-approved vehicles on public roads do you?

    What is unapproved about the vehicle itself brainiac? It's totally street legal. What do you think street legal refers to anyway....

    It just at times has no driver.

    Think before you post please.

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    1. Re:Um, no, um. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just at times has no driver.



      You just answered your own question. Road laws generally don't permit a motor vehicle without a driver - if you don't believe that, feel free to climb over into the passenger seat next time you are driving past a cop car, and I'm sure they'll educate you about it.

      You can also be damn sure that an autonomous driving system, without a human driver present and still able to take control, wiill never be added as an exemption in those laws, without some kind of extensive certification.

      Think before you post please.
  36. How AI really works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AI works on an extremely limited problem space. The talent in getting AI working is in slicing up and reducing the problem space into multiple layers of agents.

    When you take the amount of data a human has to drive, the problem is quite massive and difficult to learn; if not impossible with the current state of tech/AI. So we cut down the input and the complexity of the environment in which it lives to extremely simplistic levels within small niches (sub problems) then we combine many specialized agents together into one big AI.

    Adding more input than a human gets and modeling the environment in more detail than a human is making the problem more complex than what a human has to deal with. This approach works against you in an astronomical way; it only benefits you if you can filter/reduce that input to lower than human levels (essentially creating a summary of superior input which is more simple so the AI can actually do sometihg with it.)

  37. Self-driving cars, hooray! by bistromath007 · · Score: 2

    I definitely want to pay a steep premium to purchase my own tiny little train car. I especially can't wait until the release the software update that automatically drives me to the police station if the computer hears me say anything seditious.

  38. No more rental cars! by speedplane · · Score: 2

    If you're flying cross-country, would be cool to send your car off a few days earlier and have it pick you up from the airport when you arrive.

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    1. Re:No more rental cars! by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      Indeed... except for the fact that now you have to walk to the supermarket around the corner, which may or may not be doable for the average overweight American, but how are you ever going to get to that airport?

    2. Re:No more rental cars! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If you're flying cross-country, would be cool to send your car off a few days earlier and have it pick you up from the airport when you arrive.

      Do you think electricity is free or that Teslas run on pink unicorn flatulation? If you just cannot, absolutely-totally cannot separate from your very own precious car, it would still make more sense to put it (her?) on a train for shore-to-shore transfer.

    3. Re:No more rental cars! by j2.718ff · · Score: 1

      Do you think electricity is free or that Teslas run on pink unicorn flatulation?

      It is free if you use Tesla's charging stations (though you already paid a lot for that car). At least, that's true today - I'm sure it won't be this way forever.

    4. Re:No more rental cars! by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Actually, if I don't have to drive the car, and the car can presumably be driving itself anytime it's not charging, why not pack a sleeping bag and a couple of books and just ride in the car and skip the hassle of flying? My guess is fully autonomous cars will be a pretty big blow to the airlines unless they start making some changes.

  39. Re: Do you get "federal approval" to blow your nos by michelcolman · · Score: 1

    Human learning is non-deterministic as well, yet they've issued hundreds of milliions of diver's licenses. If they can thoroughly demonstrate the cars driving at least as well as humans, they'll get approval.

  40. Re: Winnie the Pooh and the Tao by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > after all, going 33 feet is just the first step in going 33 more feet, and then 33 more, and so on.

    A journey of three thousand miles begins with one step - Lao-Tze, Tao Te Ching

  41. Hey Mom! This tesla followed me home! by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    Can I keep it?

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  42. Oh really? by Viol8 · · Score: 2

    Musk is a businessman first, nerd second. And this is a site for nerds - nerds most of whome probably drive and can see the huge number of situations in which a self drive car is going to exhibit behaviour very very far from the optimal, all of which have been mentioned in other posts so I won't re-iterate. If you want to swallow the musk kool aid thats up to you, but those of us who see beyond the blantant marketeering and angling for investment cash might hold off on the congrats for a while.

    1. Re:Oh really? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You keep making up these assertions to back up your opinion, but the evidence disagrees with you. Google's cars are better than people, on the roads they've been tested on at least. They will not get worse. You appear to have seen straight past the facts and into fantasy, which judging by your post history, isn't exactly a surprise.

    2. Re:Oh really? by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      Lets see how a google car copes with pulling out onto a busy junction with traffic that won't give way or a road with only enough room for one vehicle each way. Then get back to me. In the meantime there's another post you haven't bothered replying to. No surprise really.

  43. Nice Idea, But... by ytene · · Score: 1

    A couple of obvious gotchas... 1. What if your Tesla suffers a mechanical failure like a puncture whilst en route? Will it simply phone the nearest Tesla-approved repair centre? What about access to move the vehicle to make a wheel swap safely? Will the repair technician be granted access? 2. What about the pranksters? In the days of rail freight we've had the local hoodlums sat on a bridge with a rifle and a box full of ammo... What is to stop the same jokers prancing Tesla owners by shooting out the windows of an unaccompanied car? 3. What about insurance? Say your Tesla does get hit by pranksters such that it does the journey but when it reaches you it has been badly damaged? Will insurance companies have to treat that like a hit-and-run? Don't get me wrong, this has some potential benefits, but I would be concerned that owners would end up picking up the cost from all these unforeseen events, like it or not...

    1. Re:Nice Idea, But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In the days of rail freight we've had the local hoodlums sat on a bridge with a rifle and a box full of ammo...

      - Apparently rail fgreight is still big in USA, no need for past tense

      - In most countries rail is classified as a critical infrastructure and attacking it makes sure you never see the daylight again, either due to life in prison or just a squad with muskets. Rail transport is very important for the militaries everywhere, so attackers needs to be deterred.

    2. Re:Nice Idea, But... by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      yes, yes, no, no

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  44. Market Drop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    His company won't be doing much of anything if the markets sh!t themselves in the next 2-3 years. He should figure out the problem of profitability before he tries carless driving cross country. Not a lot of good can keep occurring if he keeps taking out equity to pay the bills.

  45. Reposession by bozzy · · Score: 1

    If you default on the car loan, it can then repossess itself and just drive away.

    1. Re:Reposession by TomGreenhaw · · Score: 1

      lol - sorry I don't have mod points :-)

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  46. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would I need insurance if I'm no longer in control of my own vehicle? At least, why would I need liability insurance if I'm no longer in control of my vehicle.

  47. liability will be clearer than ever by bigpat · · Score: 1

    Liability should clearly be with the manufacturer if it is shown to be a defect or design flaw in the collision avoidance system. Otherwise, you will have a full set of sensor data to show if it is another drivers fault or no-fault due to road conditions.

  48. Not confident about the "machine learning" thing by Crazy+Taco · · Score: 1

    It seems unlikely that they'll transition from this to true autonomous long distance operation in 3 years.

    Plus the whole "machine learning" thing he's counting on to make this work sounds more like a buzzword than any kind of reality. Machines don't learn. We don't even understand how we learn or how our brain works, and we certainly haven't made any serious progress in making a machine "learn". What we have done is come up with better statistical models and the ability to update those models and rulesets, which can allow the car to make better programmatic choices in a larger variety of situations, but really, there's no learning going on. Just humans continuing to refine and fine tune code that handles hard problems. If his humans can get the technology working in three years (which sounds overly optimistic to me too), then great, but it's not like you can just send the car to a driver's ed course and it will "machine learn" how to drive better while in the class.

    And I do agree with others who are skeptical that the security implications of this have been worked out. I'm particularly not a fan of a car being able to go long distances without a human in it. I think the range should be limited to a couple blocks for parking convenience purposes, and that's it. Otherwise, you have the possibility of terrorists being able to construct car bombs in rural areas far from the eyes of the law, and then remotely command the cars to drive to populated areas and blow up while they sit undetected in safety somewhere. I don't think the human should necessarily have to be in the driver's seat, but there ought to be someone in the car to prevent these things from becoming autonomous warfare drones.

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  49. Re:The law may not be ready that quick and what ha by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    because the operator agreement for self driving vehicles would require it, and the AI won't drive without verifying current coverage.

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  50. Your prediction is stupid and not funny. by Brannon · · Score: 1

    Do you just wait for stories on any new technology so that you can post "what happens when the hackers get ahold of that?"? Do you have any idea how much that makes you look like a retarded Debbie Downer?

    1. Re:Your prediction is stupid and not funny. by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is my first. But the self-stealing pun was too much to resist.

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    2. Re:Your prediction is stupid and not funny. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Not enough people think that way, though. When planning to deploy something new, "How can it be used for evil?" and "What if this gets misused?" should be right up there on the list, and they often aren't. I'd rather have some people sounding like Debbie Downer early on than disasters later on.

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  51. Stealing? Smuggling is far more profitable. by denzacar · · Score: 1

    You call your car to you across the state lines... and it shows up with a kilo of weed under the seat.
    How did it get there? You don't know! It's a mystery. Maybe it fell in through the sunroof?

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