Amazon Is Now Sending Postcards To Remind Kindle Owners To Update Their Devices (the-digital-reader.com)
Reader Nate the greatest writes: Amazon's getting serious about a recent required firmware update. Last month Amazon sent out emails, asking everyone to update, and this week they stepped up their game. Several Kindle owners say they've received postcards from Amazon with reminders to update their Kindles. Sure, this is an important update which adds security certificates, but don't you think this is overkill?
from the anachronistic outreach department
Amazon's diligence on this issue raises my tinfoil hat feelers.
If you worked for Amazon Kindle support you'd be doing all you can to head off the hoard of screaming customer wanting to know why their device has stopped working.
Speaking of overkill, how about somebody burning lean tissue blogging over the fact that Amazon decided to send postcards to people.
Why in god's sweet FUCK would I object to them going out of their way to send me a postcard to remind me that, if I want my Kindle to continue working, I better update the firmware?
It's like all the tards who took the internet in droves because they got all bent out of shape that they got a free U2 album they'll never listen to from Apple.
Jesus christ, talk about manufactured melodrama.
1) Get a Kindle in an attempt to reduce wasting paper
2) Amazon sends everyone paper in the mail instead
3) ????
4) Profit...?
is this the update the disables encryption for the Trump fbi. /obvious troll
the one that removes the encryption.
I've got the Kindle Keyboard (third gen) - still my favorite model, I'll install if it prompts me - or if it quits working.
My wife's first gen Paper-White - I'll leave that in her hands.
My daughters cheap I believe fifth gen - I'm not sure she's been able to locate it for the past year. I've told her to tell me if she loses it so I can boot it from the account for financial security reasons, but that would require admitting she lost it so she would be happier if I weren't able to pay rent because they got in through her Kindle.
Yep, I keep getting notices....
I'll check the mailbox for the post card today....
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I received an email encouraging me to update my 2015 Kindle not long ago. I tried to check for updates on the device but found nothing. Two weeks later, Amazon sent me a similar message again. After another update check, I still found nothing. I wasn't able to get the device to upgrade until I manually copied the firmware file to the device.
I already upgraded my Kindle to a Kobo.
I, for one, welcome our new Corporate Masters, and await the ultimate fusion, when we worship the fuzed heads of Bezos and Gates as our God. . .
Isn't this distressingly similar to sending smoke signals to tell people to move to the newer dial type telephones?
Well it's good to see someone being proactive about updates for a change. (As opposed to being on devices that never get patched.)
Maybe they're sending out paper postcards because their update system broke electronic updates altogether on specific Kindles, so a special manual fix is needed?
While that is just speculation since I don't own a Kindle, I do have a Fire TV, and Amazon's automatic updates broke its wired networking about a month ago. The device reports that "Your Ethernet cable is disconnected", when it is clear that it is connected and working properly since switches confirm the link on their LEDs just fine, and I can even see the Fire TV's bootup packets on the router upstream. In other words, the hardware is entirely OK but Amazon's update screwed up the higher level embedded networking code.
The above is a stock Fire TV (UK), not a hacked one or anything.
If Amazon devs are so careless that they let updates brick Fire TVs, it's not impossible that certain ranges of Kindles have suffered a similar fate and need instructions on postcards sent by snail mail to rectify the failure.
Sorry, you removed encryption for some unspecified reason, I"ll take my business elsewhere and SIDELOAD books to my kindle.
Huh, the return address on my card read:
FBI Headquarters
935 Pennsylvania Avenue
NW Washington, D.C. 20535-0001
Where have I heard about certificates before?
Oh yeah now I remember the AT&T Motorola 2210-02 dsl modem if it wasn't connected to the dsl network before the certificates expired it would be unable to connect to the dsl network and update its firmware if it was connected later.
Great fun if you bought an extra to keep a spare on hand.
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Minimum threshold fixed. Thanks!
Pushing that hard just for "security updates"? More like, what books did Amazon loses the rights to sell that they want to stealth delete from your kindle? Regular tablet with eBook reading software does the job quite nicely thank you.
I have a Kindle and I have not received any notice from Amazon about updates, via e-mail or postcard. If you read the article it says the author is also a Kindle owner and has not received any notice from Amazon either. So it seems Amazon is not all that concerned about getting customers to upgrade their devices.
Urgency without transparency is the issue...
Evolution: love it or leave it
...to ask what the odds were on "government mandated back door", to which he replied "redacted."
Which has more power: the hammer, or the anvil?
I refuse to update. I just turned off my wifi and will use my reader on downloaded books. Why the hell are they so in my face about this. With the way they treat their employees I have not only zero trust of Amazon, but actually have negative trust. I fully believe that if I order X and it will be here by Y that I will get X on or before Y and that my CC is safe. What I don't trust them to do is to not upgrade my kindle to watch my network or some such. After an upgrade that is this hysterical I don't even trust them to keep my wifi off when I have turned it off.
To add some paranoid salt to this, I almost wonder if they are working with the government to have all the kindles look for someone. While Apple is doing its damnedest to keep me safe, I can see Amazon simply helping the government as part of a routine contract.
It's not like Amazon has any other way to communicate with me about my Kindle. Someone should invent a device - preferably a portable one, that I could hold in my hands. This device I'm envisioning would have the ability to connect DIRECTLY and SEAMLESSLY to services owned and controlled by Amazon. Amazon could then deliver messages to me, through this device.
Maybe some day, in the far future, I could even read books on such a device! If it was ever to be invented.
It is a tiny update with new certificates. Why are they requiring WiFi for third generation Kindles? Why could not they just push it over the air?
Third generation Kindles require B or G WiFi and just do not work on new WiFi networks with legacy (less secure) modes off.
Ridiculous.
Update your Kindle by April 1 or receive a visit from our friendly drone fleet!
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